BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY LEARNS ABOUT GYPSY ROSE — BFFs EP. 158

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

We're back with a GREAT episode for our first of the New Year where Dave learns about the whole Gypsy Rose saga, Bri recaps her time at the Golden Globes, what Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift were gossiping about, Brooke Schofield telling all on Matt Rife and a phone call to Brooke to get to the bottom of one detail Dave can't believe, Ryan Diaz's bizarre Instagrams, and Taylor Holder's absurd video. We finish with BFFs Corner where Josh surprised Gabi in Brazil, Dave won $1,000,000 and watched Michigan win a national title, Dave responds to Raquel Leviss' comments about him, Dave dueted his lookalike, Bri Josh and O'Malley doing dry January, Bri's present to O'Malley, and we finish with a resolution for BFFs in the New Year. Support Our Sponsor! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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today. There is no other option. Alright, BFFs. First one of the new year. I thought Brie looked different. Maybe it's the glasses? Maybe it's the glasses, but I had extensions in for the Golden Globes. And I cut my hair after the last time we recorded. We'll get into that.

We'll get into it. Fancy person glasses. Golden Globe glasses. They're big. She's going for like an Urkel vibe, huh? Yeah, I'm Urkel. That's nice. Thanks.

Okay, into the headlines. So I have been so focused on michigan and following around playing i've seen this gypsy rose blanchard i didn't totally understand what was going on so i read the notes gypsy rose seven years if she only served seven years of her 10-year uh prison sentence she murdered her mother dd blanchard when she was released from prison on the 28th wait what yes right she was released from prison early she murdered her mother just released yes yeah but like she didn't do it after she that's why she went right that's why she went to prison yeah yeah she like yeah i misread boyfriend murder her mother yeah it was like

her and her boyfriend doing it together but not not the boyfriend no longer. No, now she has a new husband. New guy. She has a new husband. New guy that has a fire D. Did you guys know about, like, are you just learning about Gypsy Rose Blanchard or did you know? I've known about her. I've known about her. Oh, you guys, I guess I, do you remember the show with Joey King that was really big, The Act?

Yes. That's how I learned about Gypsy Rose. So it was Joey King played this out and it was like the whole time. Who's Joey King? Am I supposed to know who that is? Well, that's a girl. She's a girl. She played Gypsy Rose. So it was Joey King played this out and it was like the whole time. Who's Joey King? Am I supposed to know who that is? Well, that's a girl. She's a girl. She played Gypsy Rose.

Well, to my defense, Joey's a boy's name. Yeah. It's cool as a girl's name though. It could be both, right? It could be both. Joey. I mean,

I guess it's prominently. Joey is a boy's name. If we look at the percentage. Andy could be both, but it's a boy's name. You went to Andy as a comparison? What about like Ryan? I know some girl, Ryan's. Yeah, correct.

Also, yes, boy, yeah. Yes, all of them. Charlie's a better one. Charlie's a better one. Well, Andy. Oh, there's Andy girls. Like who? I don't like Andy McDowell.

Boom. Roasted. Fuck. Okay, name one more. Well, she's a woman and her name is Andy. Anyways, we're sidetracked early in 2024. So, Bree, if you're so up to speed, I'm guessing what happened. Her mother

lied to her and told gypsy rose she had all these problems leukemia asthma muscular dystrophy mental capacity of 70 year old due to brain damage that was a lie yeah yes so her mom like her whole life growing up made gypsy believe that she was a sick dying kid she brought her to all these doctors so that they could get like free stuff like they got a free ramp at the house they would get free flights and she made gypsy believe like she was gonna die young she was super sick she was like mentally not there and that she had to stay in the house so she was basically like imprisoning her daughter yeah and at how old like at what how old was this going on like at some point if you're none of those things aren't

you like wait a minute i'm none of these things. So that started happening and Gypsy like got hold of using like the internet and talking to other people. And then she was like, dude, I'm not, I don't have the mental capacity of a seven year old. And then she started figuring out that her mom was lying and she wasn't sick. She stopped taking her medicine and nothing happened. She was in a wheelchair and like her mom like kept putting her in a wheelchair and she was like, I can walk. I'm fine.

And then it spiraled. She got a boyfriend and they ended up conspiring to kill the mom. And then they did. And now the Internet is pro Gypsy Rose. Pro Gypsy Rose. Yeah. Because, I mean, if you think about it, it's basically like your mom was your captor and like you needed to escape from it. A hundred percent.

Yeah. She was essentially torturing her daughter yeah right all of the beginning years of her life right so she ended up i guess making the decision where it was like i i'm gonna leave this and now she tried to run away old enough to just leave as opposed to murder i i mean that's the thing where it's like maybe you could have just run away and not murdered your mom but i think she had tried to run away and she was just like locked in the house and she saw that there was no other way than doing this so you guys are pro gypsy rose pro gypsy rose i think you still she went to prison for it yeah and she's out and i think like that's a crazy circumstance where it's like oh no it's it's tough to like put yourself in the position that she was

in right like if you're in that position yeah right you don't necessarily know what you're gonna do right and uh i think also it's like no matter what if you agree with her decision the mother was an evil woman yeah the mother is an evil woman right and and like doesn't deserve to be able to have like children that she's taking care of doesn't deserve to like have a great life like whether she was you know murdered or put in jail for the rest of her life that mother was yeah not a good person and now she's becoming like a pop culture because you're talking about her husband's dick is fire and like she seems to be everywhere. Fire D.

She got married while she was in jail. Her husband's got that fire D. Fire D and he'd be rocking her world every night. Rocking her world every night. And people don't like this because they say she's going to use Gypsy. Let me see Gypsy. This clip of Gypsy, I'm going to come to a conclusion on Gypsy. Okay. Okay.

You're already clapping back on social media. I've seen those. Y'all had some spicy things to say to each other. Well, we're newlyweds. Like, you know. I mean, we're married. What's hard for me is watching you know, the negative comments towards him. I can handle negative comments

towards me because I don't care. But when it's about somebody that I love, I want to clap back. And that was my clap back a little bit. I'm going to come to his defense. He's my man. That's what wives do. That's right. That's right. I ride for Gypsy, I think.

Yeah. Yeah, me too. I mean, so when... I'm just curious what do we know what age she committed the murder she didn't murder her mom by the way what do you say austin 23 and that it's 23 and then she was in prison until she was like 30 she's 32 now okay so yeah i mean i guess she paid her her penance she went to jail for it yeah yeah but again dave she wasn't she wasn't the one that murdered her mom it was her boyfriend

they just conspired together the boyfriend actually did the murder yes got it so she didn't actually and the boyfriend is still in jail correct yes yeah yeah and that's not the man she's with now she's with the new man so that he's in jail for being the actual like trigger man so i don't know how did they kill her stabbing oh well now that's a whole new can of worms that's i'm right right austin can you fact check me on that in the show it's a stabbing. Yeah, I think so. That is crazy. That is a very graphic way to murder somebody. That's not you just want to...

It's a vengeful murder. That's vengeful. That's exactly... That's not like I'm trying to escape. That's I'm trying to punish you. Well, the boyfriend is trying to... More than you said they conspired. Because they were supposed to run away together after. Oh.

Yeah, if you're capable of stabbing somebody, yeah, you gotta probably still be in jail because I don't care what someone... Put pills in their bottle. Like something. Poison them or something. Stabbing is graphic.

Lighter subjects. Golden Globes. Grace and Brie. or something yeah stabbing graphic all right lighter subjects golden globes grace and brie grace and brie went to the golden gloves gmb at the gg wow great i was like a great yeah time out and i'm seeing this top thing and i commented on this free because you were being awful like of course i bought the dress because everyone keeps asking if you bought it. Well, I didn't even know what was happening, and I started getting all these DMs being like, you're going to buy the dress, buy the dress.

So I literally DM Grace. And by the way, this isn't two years ago. Grace ain't like broke, but whatever. We tried to make it clear that she is very bad at saving money on the podcast. So a bit was going to be that she's going to call you and ask for you to buy a dress, but then she got nervous and hung up. So it was on the pod. She never did.

No, she didn't. No, but I got a million people being like, you're going to buy that dress or what? So I literally texted her. I was like, do you need a dress or something? She's like, no, no, I'm good. And then I saw Bree being like, of course, I got the dress. Like, I wouldn't get the dress. I said I would get the dress. I Bree being like, of course, I got the dress. Like, I wouldn't get the dress. I said I would get the dress.

I did not say, of course. Someone said, did Dave buy it? I said, no, I did. We bought her two lovely options. Is that why I got a package for Grace here? Is that why there's a package for Grace here? Yeah, Grace did get a package, a dress delivered here, too. We had three options for Grace.

The one you didn't even open. It's still shut. I think it's still out there. We found her the perfect gown. You look great. Why were you guys even there? I honestly don't know. Chris called me and was like, do you want to go to the Golden Globes? And I was like, obviously. And I was already in California for one of Zach's shows.

So I just stayed and went. Got it. I have a song that reminds me of you and Grace. What the fuck is it? I have a song that reminds me of you and Grace. What the fuck is it? I'm curious whether you have heard it before, but it definitely reminds me of you two. What is it?

Is it Hollaback Girls? Nope. I'm looking it up right now. Dave has a song that reminds him of me and you. I'm so curious. Is it Pussy of Millions by Drake? You think I listen to fucking Drake? you should he's a great artist uh hold on it's on my miley cyrus wrecking ball playlist is it is it on the bangers album no miley cyrus was the first one i learned how to

use spotify the first song i put into my playlist was called wrecking ball was wrecking ball and just named the whole list wrecking ball okay by accident but it's not a miley not a miley song i bet you know this let me find it uh that song was like i'm awesome no you're not dude don't lie you know what i'm talking about i think so oh should i tell it to austin so he can play it yeah yeah but like you're only like a five second clip though because then we can't do it yeah we're not we're not giving away our fucking ad sense here let's be smart about this we're keeping our money i'm curious i don't know if you guys are gonna you'll have to listen to the whole thing here and we can cut it where the fuck is this song looking looking looking i'm so curious what this song is going to be.

Yeah, just take your time. It's a big playlist I got here. Did you listen to it recently and be like, oh, that's Grayson Bray? Oh, I got it. Oh, you're going to know who it is because it's a more recent. I'm going to surprise you, but it's more recent than I thought it was. You're definitely going to know what it is. Okay.

And it probably already reminds me of you two. Where's he going? I don't know. He left. Is he going to sing it for us? Is he performing? He's going to get his karaoke machine. Oh, man.

I am so curious. Do you have any songs that remind you of us? Me? Any songs? No, none of that come to mind okay cool yeah i don't look at you guys more like more like maybe like actors maybe grace is like a jock is it playing yet no i think you're gonna have well it's an inside joke they'll get it listen hilarious you know this song? This is like some Barbie vibe.

I know Kelsey Ballerini. Listen to lyrics. This is us. Okay, I'm listening. Oh, this is me and you. Okay. Some gypsy shit. Okay. Okay.

Oh, yeah. It's us. You can't hear it. down i'm going down to right yeah that's a my god it's high respect to our friendship all right i think we get the point yeah yeah yeah yeah me and grace no matter if we're either of us are wrong we we will defend each other. Yeah. I think I think one of you would murder somebody and lie. Oh, we've talked about it before.

Yeah. So have you heard that song? Yeah, I know that song. Okay. Yeah. Well, that's me and Grace. Well, I needed to hear the chorus. Got it.

If you're going down. But you heard it and you didn't think, hey, that's me and Grace. I think it's kind of older, isn't it? I think that she's lying and she's never heard this song before. I just sang the chorus. No, she doesn't know. Replay. She doesn't know this song.

I guess we can't put the song in. She's just trying to act cool. Why? I mean, I don't know. What the fuck, guys? I literally just sang it. I think it's a compliment when I'm first like that. It reminds me, you guys, it's a compliment.

But the lyrics, it's like that you'd lie if someone murdered. I don't know if that is a compliment. Wait, you don't have a best friend that you would go down for if someone just murdered somebody i don't know that's a problem if they had murdered if they had to murder for a good reason like a gypsy yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe yeah if if like grace went around murdering kids i'd probably be like whoa yeah can we talk about this do you guys have any good stories from the golden globes about murder oh just in life celebrities anything no we were absolutely too terrified to talk to anyone super big but we were just standing

next to them staring at them being like wow oh my god everyone's just super gorgeous it's cool it's cool did you talk to any famous people when you went uh like super famous we were like i don't know that was like a year ago i know but I think you would remember if you talked to Matt Damon. A hundred percent. Yeah, it wasn't Matt Damon. I didn't talk to Matt Damon. Well, me and Grace's big plan was we were going to talk to Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

if we got the chance, but we didn't have the chance. Boston. Be like, hey, I'm from Boston. Yeah, hey, we're just trying to make it like YouTube. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah. But they weren't at the after party either, so...

Oh, you guys went to the after party. Yeah. Billie Eilish was there. Did you talk to her? She got ransacked when she went in. She was like, get me the fuck out of here. What do you mean ransacked? People just were running up to her being like, can I have a picture?

I thought an after party, like you played cool. That's what me and Grace were saying. We're like, why are people doing this to her? So like celebrities were running up to her? No, it wasn't celebrities. Flava Flav definitely ran up to her and was like, we need to take a bunch of pictures. I really want to see those pictures.

He had her like in a chokehold. I think I saw one of them on the internet actually. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Taylor Swift, not a fan of Joe Coy's Golden Globes joke. Did you not see this, Dave? I thought you were going to go all over this. I didn't see this.

I don't know who joe coy is he's a comedian he hosted the golden gloves this year and it's like he bombed everyone yeah that's what everyone said did it feel like he was bombing in person yeah taylor swift has the best death stare of like scary when they panned to that. Yeah. I was like, oh my goodness. Well, can you see that? Yeah, on the screen, yeah. So they're like showing the show while you're there? Yeah. Yeah, that's there.

And then she left, I think. She left after that? No, because that was in the beginning. That was right at the start. She left early, I thought. I don't know. I don't think so. No.

I saw videos of her still being around. Probably like a little early before the show ended to get out. Okay. Yeah. Well, I'm always on Taylor's side. Then I. This is true. Ricky Gervais should have been the host.

He kills it. He's the best. That's what I said. But then people get mad. I know. Well, it's always. I feel like whenever like a comedian always hosted and they just like don't want to laugh. It's like a tough crowd.

It's a tough room. I feel like they're very serious people. But Joe Coy like even bombed for the people watching like no one thought his jokes were funny rick and gervais is like my number one guy he's so good he won he won yeah he won that's a new category for stand-up specials yeah he's my guy i mean have you watched it the it's armageddon right that's what it was armageddon watch armageddon no i haven't not yet it was it didn't get great reviews i didn't think but I do love him he's he's great he's awesome he's my guy I mean obviously if you like The Office which I love The Office he invented he also has a bunch of other shows

that were on like what was the guy with the little person and it was great um Kylie Jenner Timothee Chalamet are going strong so they showed up together at the golden globes now forget that was this all made up when like selena whispered to taylor like i tried to say hello to timothy chamelet but kylie jenner said no is that made up yeah because everyone's just lip reading like and also timothy said that she never went up to him and asked for a kiss. So that's just a lie. It was just some speculation and people were reading their lips. Listen, I've been critical of his relationship, but I thought they looked cute.

Yeah. And she didn't do the red carpet. She went through the back door to let him have his moment. She was just there to support him. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah. Props. Props.

Her boobs aren't in the picture. That helps. That helps for me. Wait. props her boobs aren't in the picture that helps for me wait because her boobs are too big kylie's yeah wait and that's a problem for you i really talked myself into a pickle let me explain what i mean when we're i'm i'm doing like a call back to a conversation we've already had that i think tim is timothy chamelet is like chalamet chalamet is like an a plus actor and should have like um a classy like sophisticated woman if someone has like gigantos they don't fit with that A vibe to me. You follow? You dig? So you're saying that if a woman

has big breasts... That smushy face is like, what's he talking about? Dude, you're saying if a woman has large breasts, they can't be an A-list actor. No, no, no. What's her name? Oh, fuck. Those are real, Bri. But still, she still has big boobs. No, no, no.

You can have big, big breasts. Yeah, yes. I think, she still has big boobs. No, no, no. There's a huge difference. Big breasts. Yeah. Yes. I think this is bad. It gives off stripper vibes a little bit. Her boobs aren't even that big. I think she is classy. Kylie Jenner?

What? I need an... I can't actually ask for that. I was going to say I need a picture. Can I have a picture? Can I have a picture? Yeah, put up Kylie Jenner, listen, she's a lot of men's and women's

cup of tea. To say she has a classy vibe is banana land. I think she has transferred into elegant and classy. Huh? Look at everything that she wears lately. Well, I haven't seen her in a while, and I'd like to see elegant

and classy, huh? Really? Okay, I haven't seen her. a while and i'd like to see elegant classy huh really okay i haven't seen that's the first i'm looking at her instagram none of these pictures are elegant class oh well you put boobs yeah boobs like her all of her recent pictures are just her like who's typing right now austin jemma jemma is not gonna do it either. There you go. She is whatever. Yeah, look at her Instagram. The Instagram's looking kind of more classy, Dave. Yeah, it is a little more classy. Good for her. She's trying to class this shit

up. She just got older. Okay. Listen, good. She has kids, right? Does she? Yeah, she has two children. I said she looked good. She has kids, right? Does she? Yeah, she has two children. I said she looked good. Usually I feel like her boobs are right. Listen, let me rephrase.

Usually I feel like her boobs are in your face like what she wears. That's fair. Maybe they're not. Maybe she's classed up because she looked classy there. I don't know if i expressed myself how i wanted to in that segment i don't think so that's hey everyone it's 2024 made one mistake well that's okay all right we already talked about this the taylor swift selena the Taylor Swift, Selena podcast back in like three weeks. Oh boy. Titties, stripper titties. Titties right in my face.

That's my boy. We're talking. This is where I get drunk. I'm saying what you can't. You're saying you don't go into a bar or a club or anywhere or the Golden Globes

or any event. You're like, oh, she's kind of dressed trashy. That's the vibe that I had on Kylie Jenner. I saw a lot of boobs at the GGs. Yeah, some can be classy and some can be not so classy.

Wait, so some boobs can give class? Yes. So, like, what type of... The way you wear it, the way you dress up. You can dress trashy, you can dress classy. We're classy. Yeah. Kylie Jenner's dress was classy.

Her boobs were this. For this, yes. Like, if you're a guy and you're wearing like fucking tight boxer briefs to an event and like that's trashy you're fucking junks everywhere it's not your job it's the way you're decorating it right um tell the news taylor swift selena kylie teller's juicy conversation we already talked about that no one knows what it is, right? Yeah, no one ever will, I don't think. Man. Okay.

Golden Globe looks. Well, you were there, Brie. Who was the best looking? I did. Selena Gomez is getting a lot of heat for her dress, but when she walked down, she walked right in front of us, and she took a breath away. It looked really good in real life emma stone looked insane um look in the sheet hayley steinfeld looks good to me natasha leone has my number one vote she's not on here who

they showed selena yeah i don't know people are just making fun of it online but it looked really good in person natasha leone had my favorite dress of the night but it's not on here i don't know who that is she's an actress hayley steinfeld looked amazing that's what i said how come you didn't say when i said that oh i didn't hear you this is the hate show i can't get credit oh i'm kind of like this new vibe that we have with the camera in the like view of the show well yeah it's all right i don't hate it it's like oh artsy okay you actually like it you're not being i don't know that it'll be in like final cut but yeah i'm like oh we're doing shit here yeah well obviously we're gonna use like the camera you know view not the zoom yeah that's

a good point yeah yeah So probably won't. Brooke Schofield. You don't have to move it now that he said something. Don't move it because he said something. I said I liked it. He said he liked it. Move it back, Olivia. All right, yeah, there we go.

And I was going to actually take a photo so people can see what I'm talking about. Well, I'm sure we could get a screen grab, too. Yeah, we have a recording of this. Okay, all right. Brooke Schofield tells all on Matt Reif. I thought we talked about this in 2023, but Brooke Schofield, town of Mojo, received back laughs for defending Matt Reif.

Brooke finally revealed they had been protecting him because Brooke was seeing Matt Reif at the beginning of 2023. She wanted to respect him, but decided enough was enough after reflecting on how he treated her. While Matt was telling Brooke he didn't want her to be with other guys, that she was the only girl he wanted to be with, Brooke later found out he was seeing multiple girls at the same time after being put in a group chat with him.

Oh, accidental group chat? Sounds like the girls conspired. What did you say? Oh, the girls. Yeah, it was like a girl.. It sounds like the girls conspired. Wait, what'd you say? Oh, the girls. Yeah, it was like a girl. Got it. Got it. How do they find that out?

Actually, I don't want to. They weren't. Were they official though? That's my question. He was texting her like, I love you. You're the only person I want to be with. He was like, there were. Are there like screenshots of that?

The girls call. You read the messages. Yeah. What? Okay. Then yeah what okay then i believe it i believe it you're just reading messages you're reading brooks messages she's showing messages i don't even know why don't we austin and olivia why don't we have josh and brie sitting in like the production meetings because they know so much more than we do are you sitting in the production meetings no i don't know dick josh well you made it seem like you're sitting in the production meetings and we're like being lazy over here no no no but i don't have anything like you two had he said she said josh is on matt rife's side who said this never happened there's no text messages because

why else would josh be like you've seen the text messages and breeze like oh yeah i was just asking no i was purely just asking but you met the kind of boys right yeah i do like that guy he's like to me he's been a good guy but obviously like you know what do they call that love bombing yes brooke can have a different brooke can have a different like experience with him than i did obviously like i'm not fucking mad so it's a different it's a different uh how do all the girls find out who's dating matt i don't know i think they were all having the same experience and then probably looking at they probably did like the fbi work look on instagram whose photos he's liking who's following and like then ask around and also la is like super small

in that sense i feel like all the girls talk. They do. People do talk in L.A. All right, so let's see the clip. Now, you can't be playing the girls like that. And Matt, I'd expect him not to come back and bite you in the ass a little bit. Yeah. Like, unless you're straight up with them. Yeah, like, hey, I'm fucking.

I ain't doing any settling down. I'm not doing any like staying loyal. Just be honest. Just yeah, you got to be honest about it. You got to be honest. Like I wasn't just hooking up with him. You know what I mean? It was like, it was very.

You liked him. So I was like, this guy's the fucking nicest guy ever. He was just like, I'm so sorry, but I don't, I do not have time. Like I don't have time. I am on TikTok the other day and I get tagged in a video of this girl. It's all these photos of her and Matt. I go to the comments, and she had commented back to somebody, and she was like, relax, you guys. We're going to cut this clip.

I can't show this clip. Why? Because the drink she's holding. Oh. Can we blur it? Can we just blur it? Can we blur it? Yeah, blur it.

Blur it. Go ahead. Or Photoshop a high noon over it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm confused by the clip, by the way. Because I was seeing him at the beginning of this year. I DM her, and I'm like, hey, just wondering, honestly, what was the timeline exactly? Just because I'm curious.

Immediately, she puts me into a group chat. Oh, well, here we go. There were timelines. There were Venn diagrams. We were comparing notes notes for a man who doesn't have time this man had the most time okay i'm just just gonna just from the clip it seems like he never did say that he was gonna be right dave you see what i'm saying it seems like he never did it seems to me he just wanted to fuck her she liked him more he was like saying like i don't have time for a relationship yeah yeah and he was playing all these girls at the same time was he playing them

though this was after he was telling them all that they're the only girls he wants to be with well they were going on dates and i don't think he said that to her. He did. He did during the time that they were talking. And then he was like, I don't have time for this. I can't do it anymore. And then it came out that while they were talking, he was also talking to a bunch of other girls. Telling them the same things.

Yeah. Well, if you're balancing like 10 girls, there is no time. Yeah, you probably don't have time yeah it's a tough one because i don't we don't know what i guess you're saying you do know what he said though i just know that he made brooke feel like they were in a relationship and that it was going to be them and that's she's the only girl that he wanted to be with but he was also doing it to like multiple other girls while can i just say this yes you can i don't know how you get like he's such a nice guy vibes from matt rife so like wake up yeah he's when he was he's like like i was on the show. Maybe, like, he's not a sweetheart. That doesn't make him, like, I don't know where you think you got this sweetheart guy.

He doesn't give off those vibes. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. What does this mean? Does the fall of Matt Rife shock you? I thought he was huge. I don't necessarily know if it's considered a fall yet because he's selling out all his shows on tour, right? But he also, during the middle of this, got, for the comedy special that he came on to promote, he got in trouble for it, a domestic violence joke.

And a lot of his listeners and followers are women and they didn't like it. So like half of his fan base was just like, fuck this guy. Yes, it's hard because... I hate this next thing I'm about to read. I hate it. I know. Is it me? Yes.

On Planet Brie Uncut, Brie revealed she knew about Brooke and Matt, but kept quiet to protect Brooke in that while Brie was in the Bahamas in June, she met a girl who went through a similar situation with Matt Rife. Brie on Matt Rife. Yeah. Wow. Used it for her podcast again dave does this sound no i didn't use it i did not use it for my podcast i okay sound familiar dave do you guys want to hear the story sounds familiar huh you guys what is it kind of walks the clip before i judge you yes brie on matt rife on planet brie i recognize the studio birthday i was standing at the bar there was like this gorgeous girl alone she looked so sad she was just like drinking at the bar alone and this is

two or three weeks after brooke had told me all about matt so this was in june and she had recognized me she like followed the podcast or like follow me on tiktok whatever and she comes up to me she was drunk and she went on this vacation because of matt rife so what a horrible picture what a photo what are you doing here alone like i'm like a little worried and then she was like well my ex matt rife i just found out that he had another girlfriend while we were talking and i was like wait my friend just found out that he had a bunch of other girls while they were talking and i was like i can't i'm not gonna tell her the name she was like trying to get get it out of me who is it who is it but i didn't want her to be mad at brooke because like i don't know if it was Brooke,

but apparently there was multiple other girls. And this is when I was like, holy shit. So when we asked who put the group chat together, Brie. Yeah, Brie put the group chat together. No, no, no, no, no.

I don't know who was in, I don't know the other girl that was in the group chat because there was multiple girls. Sounds like you were just finding all these Matt Rife girls. For real. No, some girl came up to me

in the Bahamas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some girl. Did you guys have been fucking listening to No, some girl came up to me in the Bahamas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some girl. Did you guys fucking listen to the video? Someone came up to me in the Bahamas and was like, I'm like just getting over Matt Rife, something like that. And I was like, oh my God, my friend just kind of went through the same experience. But I didn't tell her it was Brooke

because I didn't want to out Brooke. And then Brooke came to the Planbury live show and we asked her if we could talk about Matt Rife on stage. And she said no because it wasn't public she didn't say it she didn't want anyone to know she didn't want to give matt rife like any time a day and then like a couple months later you know what all these girls are doing they're building matt rife up okay that's why that's why brooke like one of all these girls like oh matt rife he broke my heart i was in love with matt rife matt rife matt

rife matt rife they're building Matt Rife up. That's what's happening. He FaceTuned his dick pics that he sent to Brooke. Well, that knocks him down. Yeah, you just. And dude, he sent. You just destroyed that guy's life. Well, then I have no respect for Brooke.

Like FaceTuned what though? Like, may it look smoother? Dude, dude, dude. He sent, he was sending a bunch of dick pics, and then he didn't realize that when you send the file, you know how when you open it at the top, it says, like, image dot dot dot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It said FaceTune dot JPG or whatever. Oh.

Then what? Brother. Then can you call Brooke right now and be like, how can anybody have any sympathy or respect if you didn't break up with a guy instantly upon receiving a Facetune dick pic? Do you want me to call her? Yeah. Okay. Somebody sends you a...

And we need confirmation. I've slung some... People know that. Yeah, you sling the dick pics. You start Facetune-ing. Oh, that's bad. That's crazy. That's crazy.

I also want confirmation. How do you even do that? Did he text her and say, like, yo, we're dating? Let's bad. That's crazy. That's crazy. I also want confirmation. How do you even do that? Did he text her and say, like, yo, we're dating? I want to know if they said the exclusive. I'm more interested in the Facetune. How do you look yourself in the mirror? But I want to, you know. Well, call her back.

I need to know how a girl stays with a man who Facetunes dick pics. That is crazy. That's a dick pics. That is crazy. You can double call. This is important. She might be on Do Not Disturb or in LA. They might not wake up until 1230. Facetune their dick pics? That is crazy. I don't know, man.

I'm not a big... I don't even know how you facetune. I don't really do that. I don't really send out pics. It's just like I don't want to, you know, I've seen too many people get the shit posted. So I've never really been a person that has ever done that face josh yeah am i just chiming in she was very clear that they were not dating she says in the

podcast we were not boyfriend and girlfriend we were seeing each other it seemed like he was selling her a dream though that i don't want you with any other guys and then she kind of felt betrayed because she found out he was seeing other people. Okay. But that's like a direct contradiction, even what you just said. Like, I was very clear we're not seeing each other, but you can't see other, like,

well, then you are seeing each other. Yeah, that's her point. That's a part of the point. That he was confusing her. She said one second. I just, we didn't get an answer on that. I just wanted an answer. Cause you know that it does change things a little bit.

If you're someone saying like, hey, I'm out here just for you. You know, versus like, oh, I want us to be together. You're fucking. If you're taking the time to Facetune dick pics, you're not. You're a whack-a-joe. You're not with one girl. Yeah, no. No, the second you see a guy's Facetune a dick, it's like there's seven other girls in the picture.

That is wild. No doubt. She's not picking up? It was a dick. No pun intended. Dick move. It was a dick move to lead her on and do that. Absolutely.

Bananas. I've been a dick. I've been a dick before, too. People can grow and change So yo Maybe he learned his lesson I think he's with a girl now I feel so bad for his girlfriend

For all this stuff to come out well He has a girlfriend now I've seen him post her So hopefully he's learned a lesson And changed Man I'm curious to hear on this Matt's older though right Matt's too old to do that Do you know what I'm saying? Man. I'm curious to hear on this.

Matt's older though, right? Matt's too old to do that. How old is too old though to be doing that? When were you a dick? When I was like 19, 17, 18. What are the questions? Maybe a little bit into 20. How old is it too old to be playing a bunch of girls? Like being a dickhead.

That was the question. I think maybe never. Well, you don't see girls doing that. It's never a good thing to do. Full of shit. I don't know if Bree's the like person to talk about not being a dick. I'm just talking like if we're talking statistics, guys do it more. Guys, get the fuck out of here.

There's no statistic that proves that. Well, I don't know. Maybe we should start a fucking study. I'm just saying. I'm not saying men don't do it more just as bad there's no statistic that proves that well i don't know maybe we should start a fucking study i'm just saying i'm not saying okay more girls in this comment section have probably been fucked over by guys more than girls have been fucked over guys have been fucked over by girls or do they just not admit that they fucked someone yeah i don't know i think guys are just dumber it's women are wicked men are dumb yeah that's like that's what it is like oh all right you're fucking other guy you're dumb you're not you're not evil if you're talking to a bunch of

girls at the same time well that's you can't fuck other dudes but i can fuck the world what if you say that though and the girl's like fine if you say if you say i want to have sex with other people but you can't and the girl says fine the girl's a fucking moron. But that's okay. It's not the guy's fault. The guy's honest. Matt wasn't honest. Right. You got to be honest. Well, he's facetuned his dick pics. No shit, he wasn't honest.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like the number one dishonest thing to do is facetune a dick pic. That's why I actually think it's Brooke's fault. Honestly, I'm with you, and Brooke would probably say the same thing. If you see the face tuning his dick you kind of gotta like being honest you gotta be like oh that's the most dishonest thing in the world and most insecure yeah and insecure people tend to cheat yeah yes because they want to feel like you know uh have the upper hand in something or like more just like they want

to feel like admiration like they validated yeah like they want to feel admiration. Validated. Validated, yeah. They want to feel good about themselves, so they need that, which is ridiculous. Well, we'll wait for Brooke. I want to hear this. Kaylee Teller calls out DeMoximo after the media. This is old, too.

After the media and DeMoximo speculated Travis Kelsey gifted or proposed to Taylor Swift with an Opal and Topaz blue ring, Kaylee Teller, Miles Teller's wife, called out DeMoximo by name, saying she bought Taylor the ring. I know that DeMoximo, woman, she's dying on this hill, but I am on Taylor's side. I don't understand what's going on. It seems like everything. Oh, Brooke's calling.

Wait, Brooke's calling. Okay, all right, all right. Hi, Brooke. Hello. Okay, you are on BFFs right now, andave has a question for you brooke can you hear me wait uh let me can you hear dave can you hear me no um no yes can i wait can i give you can i give you dave's number and you call call him yeah what's the difference with that he can't hear you she she can't hear you that brooke's a

girl well why would she be able to hear oh because you're talking to my phone got it yeah and then you could play it on the mic so me and josh could hear yeah yeah okay i'm gonna send it to you right now but also just send her the zoom link and she can just join or the zoom don't be afraid do you want us to send you the zoom link and you can just join you don't have to do face do it brooke do it and you can just join. You don't have to do face. Do it, Brooke.

Do it. Sure. Yeah. All right. Perfect. Okay. Bye guys. Should.

Oh, nevermind. I don't think she, she, I was going to say, should we get, she has, we're not putting her on the spot at all. Cause she has talked about this openly.

So it's not like we're like, well, yeah, right now. Yeah. Three, I sent him to you. Okay.

Wait, what? Well, she's like, should I be scared? But we're not putting her on the spot. She talks about this. Yes.

She loves you, though. She seems to fall in love with people very easily. I didn't say she's in love with Dave. She just admires him and his work. Thank you. Yeah, we tried to hire her at one, sort of. Yeah. She had a lack of ambition at the time although she's back to

doing canceled that that show has been on and off like four times yeah it was off and kind of on brand with canceled it's kind of yeah yeah yeah i think they're killing it now though i see they crush yeah yeah yeah because they spill the tea yeah if only we had people that knew the tea that would say it, right? That would be crazy. It's not my tea to spill. Did you have a good Christmas, Josh? Yeah, I had a pretty wicked Christmas.

I was in Newfoundland with the family. Newfoundland's crazy. People just drink there like they're fucking drinking water. You know what I mean? So you were wasted? Yeah, but that's, you know, dry January. You're what I mean? So, it's good. So, you were wasted? Yeah, but that's, you know, dry January. We're going strong. You're doing dry January, too? Yeah.

Right here. No smoking. No drinking. No nothing. Nope. I'm not doing any of that. Lucky. I'm addicted.

Oh, I haven't done that for, like, even longer than January, actually. Well, I'm proud of you. It's probably been, like, 15, 16 days. Is she joining? Brooke. Dave, are you doing dry January? No, but I... You don't drink too much.

I know. I haven't like gone out in months. How was your Christmas? It's all right. My mom was over. It was good to see her and then well we went yeah so she was here then we flew to arizona for the arizona bowl she came with me went to the rose bowl so are we gonna look at brooke's name brooke in brackets very hot i like that that's a good name what What? Brooke Very Hot the second.

She's in the Zoom. She named her own Zoom? Brooke Very Hot? The second. Brooke, can you hear us? She hasn't turned on her audio yet. Oh, okay. Turn on that audio, Brooke.

Very hot too. Oh, she left. She's just big dicking us. She's crazy. She's facetuned dicking us right now. She's out? Shit. She'll be back, right? I assume. Maybe the audio

isn't working, so she's like, oh, let me read. Let me start over. Oh. Oh, she's back. Oh, audio connected. Brooke brooke you guys hear me yeah now we can oh yay so we're just doing audio no no face brooke very hot too well yeah if you're gonna very hot too as you're like sorry show your you gotta almost show your face if you're gonna put that in yeah wait i can barely hear you guys.

You sound good. Yeah, maybe turn up your volume. Oh, I think I... Wait, can you... Okay, you can't see me anymore. I'm putting up to my ear. All right. Okay.

Hi. Hey, Brooke. So we're talking... Wait, are we trying to get her picture? No, we're just doing audio? Just doing audio. We're just doing audio. Okay. So, Brooke, we're talking on the BFFs about the Matt Rife stuff.

Okay. My question is this. We're going back and forth like, were you guys dating? I don't care about any of that. What I care about is this man sent you a Facetune picture of his dick, and you kept talking to him after that? No. So I did not have knowledge of the Facetune dick pic until long after we were not talking anymore.

Okay. Well, that makes it better. That makes it better. So how did you find that out? I returned to the photo. I was looking through our details, our messages and our details. And when you send a photo, when you click it from the details, it says the title of the photo. And the title of the photo was like, Facetune underscore 0965.

So you found this out after the fact. Yeah, it was months after the fact and i mean i'd seen it like i've seen it so it's not like i don't know it wasn't this like outlandish facetune job but it's just the pure principle of a guy facetuning his dick is unfathomable to me i can't even believe that happens like to me that's an automatic like uh this guy's like so i was basically like well no shit he was doing stuff that may be shady if he's sending you facetune dick shots you're like oh yeah like but that makes sense that you didn't know it till after i lost a lot of respect for you yeah how did i noticed in the moment i think of oh no yeah i lost respect for myself honest to god had i noticed probably in the moment i think of oh no yeah i lost respect for myself honest to god had i noticed

probably in the moment i honestly maybe i wouldn't have done anything because i ignored a lot of things but there's nothing worse than that i mean that was that may may yeah jaw hit the ground when i heard that but all right that kind of that's all i had really yeah yeah dave just wanted to thank you so glad we could clear that up. Have fun, guys. Yeah, we are too. We are too. Bye, Brooke.

Okay, that makes more sense. Yeah, it does. For sure. Okay. Travis and Taylor kiss on New Year's. Okay. Obviously, if you kiss in public, those two are going to be recorded. Obviously, they're going to kiss on new year's too

yeah right who cares um everything she does she tried was she drinking high noons at the chief's game love that oh she was finally let's go my source within the taylor swift camp right right right is so fucking embedded within the taylor swift camp that i was texting my girl in the camp being like how dare you not invite me to this football game how dare you because they're playing the patriots and i don't even know if i'm allowed to say she's like i don't know if i can trust you to be nice to britney mahomes i'm like i will be nice to britney mahomes i will be nice to whoever i have to be nice to i am so close i i'm oh you're so that's so close there i am my source is as close as they come i will get into that circle. I promise you that.

You will. I believe you. That's your year. Yeah, that's your... Let's go. 2024. And everything's coming across this next thing. Taylor Swift is mad because the New York Times

wrote a thing on Taylor's sexuality. I hate the New York Times. Everybody we hate, we're hating together. So fuck that. You're more like Taylor Swift than you are Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

Wow. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? I can't be more on board with this next story of my life depending on it. It's maybe the most on board I've been with this story in the history of my life. Cameron Diaz wants to normalize couples sleeping in different beds. Hell yeah. Like always?

Always. Or just when you need it? You don't think you should sleep in the same bed? Fuck no. Why? What's your reasoning? Are you having trouble sleeping? I sleep better.

I'm a bad sleeper. If you want to hook up, do your thing. All right. Thanks, sweetie. See you in the next bed. They can be same room, split them, different room. Why do you have to sleep together in the same bed? Because the warm embrace of your significant other is right.

I'll overheat. I won't sleep. Then I'll get sick for a week. I won't even see you for a week. I mean, you could turn the AC down. I think this depends on case by case. Yeah. If you're a good sleeper, if you're a bad sleeper.

But I agree. I don't think it should be. You have to like if you are like Dave and you have bad sleep. Sure. It shouldn't be offensive to be like we can't i would like to sleep in an opposite bed yeah it's just like sleep is important but i'd rather sleep i'd rather sleep doing anything when you're sleeping yeah just sleep no yeah that's a good point i mean i think i don't wake up crawl back into bed do it yeah

maybe it's a maybe it's a relationship by relationship thing. Maybe Cameron Diaz and I are like meant to be. Honestly, yeah. So now you want to be with Cameron Diaz? Oh, no. She's got a husband who's wonderful. She walked back her claim. Well, I'm not walking it back. Wait, she walked back her claim and said now she feels like she does need to sleep with her husband?

I guess I'm reading the rest of the sheets. Cameron Diaz later walked back her claim saying that she doesn't feel that way now because her husband is wonderful. Oh, she said this before she got married. I didn't even know she was married. So maybe I thought me and Cameron Diaz were like meant for each other five seconds ago. You'll find someone that doesn't want to sleep with you. Yeah, Dave. Don't worry about it.

Yeah, I think that's easy to find that. Oh, nice. That was a good joke this was yeah breeze hilarious um ryan garcia's baby and divorce announcement this guy's a boxer like pretty boy but crazy he announced he had a new child honored to um announce my beautiful firstborn son. Praise the Lord. So thankful. Love him so much already. He's so fast.

He's a boxer. Blah, blah. And then like five seconds later, he announced his divorce to his wife. Oh, wow. One after another. I mean, she locked in that money probably. You know what I'm saying?

I think they were together a long time. I met Ryan. Nice enough guy. You think that the baby would bring them together or maybe they're just is it their first born it's a weird time i don't know right yeah the poor do you think do you think maybe just keep both things off the internet yeah just keep it off the internet you don't have to announce the divorce right after your bit like you don't have to announce you don't have to announce it can just like come out eventually like with like tmz rumors or something or do

you think it would have been better first to announce the divorce first no is that worse i think you just you don't i don't know if you need to announce it no i don't think you do yeah you don't have to announce the baby boy right away either to be honest yeah yeah yeah but i get wanting to share that yeah the baby but if you share that you're like well i'll share the other maybe so i don't know i don't know i don't know maybe he's just so honest maybe he wanted to stay with her maybe they stayed together so he could support her through the pregnancy they said they're gonna co-parent i think so maybe that's good that's good i would hope co-parenting yeah like way better than non-co-parent for sure what else would it was just dip on out well like maybe you just like isn't it co-parenting. Yeah. Like, way better than non-co-parenting. For sure. What else would it be?

Just dip on out? Well, like, maybe you just, like... Isn't it co-parenting when you're divorced, but you still, like, hang out together when you raise the kid? Like, you do, like, Christmases together still and all that stuff? Oh, I guess my parents are co-parents. Yeah. Could be.

I don't really have the facts on that. Okay, cool. R.I.P. Anna Ofliga-Mugulila. The actress who voiced Mama coco and coco has sadly passed away at 90 years old i love coco one of my favorite movies makes me cry absolutely love it so um sad that's a great life though 90 years she yeah 90s i feel like 90s kind of like average now that's like if someone passed away 85 or up i'm like okay good 85 or below i'm like oh that's a little young yeah honestly and i don't know like how much longer you want

to live with 90 right yeah it depends how healthy it hurts yeah it hurts to live you just you only got a certain amount of brain cells you can't grow more you guys are like young and you're just kind of throwing away years at the end how do do you know that you're, like, it hurts to live at 90? I don't know, man. I don't know. It's just like your bones are breaking. You're just sitting down. You guys are being, like, callous. You're like, oh,

you're aging people and you're like... No, no, no. I'm saying if I'm 90... No, you two are young whippersnappers. I'm going to retract my statement because my grandfather is nearly 90 years old

and that man still walks five kilometers every morning. Yeah. He starts every morning walking five kilometers. He's like 88. My dad was like 75. He coal mines his whole life, and he's 88 still kicking it. We did a contest with Game Time for the National Championship where I picked like,

I'm like, tell me why you should go to the Michigan game with us. We had a 99-year-old World ii veteran played the trombone in the rose bowl in 1948 walking around went to the game yeah i was gonna say you guys better have selected that guy we did yeah so i guess maybe you're not in pain when you're 90 yeah yeah yeah i think it depends on the person depends on your lifestyle how healthy you guys learned a little lesson i did i'd like to retract what i said and i'm sorry for all the 85 plus people out there 90 90 year old people out there that i just was a dick too and you know all the 90 year olds that listen to our podcast um that's that's on me i'm sorry i'd like to apologize for my uh ignorance maturity i like that uh alex girl saved the dress she grew up on for over a year

while cleaning our closet alex earl came across a birthday dress from last year. Smelled because she puked on it. She had yet to get it cleaned. Gross. Yeah, disgusting. Honest mistake. What? Yeah. No. Okay, everyone's like,

you're so gross. That is gross. Yeah, it's pretty disgusting. Obviously, it's disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, she obviously didn't know about it, right? Like, she was wasted.

She threw up on it that night, threw it in her closet. Doesn't it start smelling? And then found it? Yeah, it would like ferment almost. It would start smelling throughout the whole room. I think if she had smelled, night threw it in her closet and then found it yeah it would like ferment almost it would start smelling throughout the whole i think if she had smelled if she had smelled her closet smelling disgusting she'd be like what is it she probably didn't smell it you gotta hope so that's i'm on team oh my god because if she did smell it you're fucking gross yeah yeah yeah but if you did it and you just found it, how could you have a throw up in your fucking closet and not smell it?

That's where my mind goes. But I just want to believe she didn't smell it because that's fucking gross. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how you would smell it and not do something about it. Huh. All right. What? I was just going to say that's crazy.

I don't think I've ever done anything remotely like that I'm not a puker I've never puked on myself ever I only puke when I'm hungover I had a stage where I was I had a stage where I was a puker I had a stage probably like 17 to 19

I was just like I feel better if I have to I'm not going to hold it I was just like, ah, feel better. You know what I mean? That was kind of the mindset. I was like, if I have to, I'm not going to hold it. I'll just like, let it rip and then go puke and rally.

You know what I'm saying? But you don't puke on yourself. No, I typically would do it, you know, in a toilet maybe. Off a balcony was always a big one. That's a terrible thing to hit you in the head.

Yeah, I mean, it was like the balcony of my own house. So it was like into like a lawn. You know what I mean? We also like lived where like there was like mountains behind us. So you kind of just puke it into like a huge drop off. That's beautiful.

But yeah, no, never. Puked on your dress and put it away? Now I'm anti-puke though because I'm trying to gain weight. So no matter what I do, I like do everything I can. 2024 getting built? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the goal. That's the goal.

Yeah, we'll skip those. Taylor Holder reveals who reached out to him after leaving LA. Is this like a big thing? Have you seen this? It's kind of funny. It's funny. Let's watch it. I haven't seen it.

It's like it's a lie. It's so funny. Definitely a lie, but it's funny. The realest people that have been real to me through the last couple years, even after I made the transition, we still keep in touch. We still chat. You know, like French Montana, Drake. I had some real heart-to-hearts with Justin before I left.

Really? J-Lo. Like, these are, like, real people that are, like, older. They've went through life. They understand life. That guy kills me. They're right there, dude. Like, they don't care.

It seems like he doesn't even believe what he's saying. I didn't know what was coming. He went A++ list. But then people were like, these people all actually follow him on Instagram. So it could be true. Yeah, it just doesn't seem true. It's just a funny clip, I think,

is the thing about it, right? It's like Bieber, Drake. French Montana, I didn't think much. No, no, no. But then you hear like J-Lo, French Montana. funny clip i think is the thing about it right it's like bieber drake yeah french montana i didn't think much but when you go no no but then you hear like j-lo yeah french montana air like i mean drake justin and it's like it's funny to call like justin not justin bieber too like yeah right no that's my guy justin you know like even if it's real which it could be we're not in his yeah if you say these people are following them totally could be real totally could be legit i think the thing that makes it funny is the guy interviewing

him almost doesn't even seem like he believes him he's like going along with it yeah yeah uh-huh uh it so it was just a funny clip i think but because taylor holder does me like he's into music now right yeah so like, so depending on the record deal or the record label maybe you're with, right? Maybe your A&R is the same, so you get set up with those guys, like mentorship and whatnot. Who knows?

It's a funny clip. Funny clip, though. Drake and Camila Cabello rumored to be dating. Does Drake date people? I don't know. I don't know. He's got like 33 girls he like yeah almost the time to right yeah yeah yeah he made a necklace out of it so i guess i guess like if you're dating drake you know that he's dating other women that's

one well that's where brooke would be like whoa whoa it's me but i don't know if drake told me that drake told told me that he only liked me as he's wearing his diamonds with 30 women. Yeah, I don't know if Drake and Matt Rife are the same. Yeah, Matt Rife's not out here being like, I got a bunch of bitches. Drake's out here being like, I'm marrying the bitches. Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner split.

Bad Bunny's another one that's like a multi-dater, right? Oh, yeah. Guys, girls, everybody. He dates a lot of people at once. I think that's like a multi-dater right oh yeah guys girls everybody he he dates like a lot of people that one i think it's been a thing that's been a song right yeah yeah and he's bi right yes yeah i think i don't know rumored are we declaring that we might be the one he's like lenny kravitz just everybody he's so good looking and like with the vibes there's always that video of him at poppy's steak so poppy's steak they serve that thousand dollar steak thing i don't know that's the one

in miami right that's the one in miami they open the steam comes out yeah yeah yeah yeah i won't do it i love grubman he's a friend of mine it's like i ain't paying that for a steak pot there's a video somewhere if you find it of bad bunny looking like he's having the most fun i've ever seen anybody have getting the thousand dollar steak that's bad funny guys girl everything he does he's a vibe that's cool yeah he's a vibe that he's a vibe yeah now there's no steak that's worth a thousand dollars no right like not have you seen it it's like yeah it's like an experience correct it's like if you get a bottle at a club. Oh, here we go.

It's kind of like a dick fest. Like, yeah, I can afford this. Yeah, yeah. That's him. Like, he's getting steak. That's him? Oh my god, dude, he's so hyped. Oh, he's so hyped. Oh, he's electric.

I want to hang out with this guy. How do you eat a steak at the club like that? Yeah, they're at the club right now. Tell me that ain't a fun-looking steak. You know what? I'd pay two grand for that steak. I've never really been a bad buddy guy. Not because I'm not a bad buddy guy.

I just haven't seen too much of them. Yeah, I haven't seen a lot of them. Wasn't someone I really followed. Now I'm a bad buddy guy. Not because I'm not a bad buddy guy. I haven't seen too much of them. Yeah, I haven't seen a lot of them. Wasn't someone I really followed. Now I'm a bad buddy guy. He's got my follow. Yeah, I instantly am like, wow. If the steak comes with those vibes, that's it. I'd pay a thousand bucks to eat a steak with him if he's going to act like that around the steak.

I just want a thousand bucks to be at the table with the steak. Yeah, just let me be there. Maybe get a bite. Maybe get a bite. I'll be there for that shit. He was praying with the snake. Yeah, just let me be there. Maybe get a bite. Maybe get a bite. Like, I'll be there for that shit. Fucking... He was praying to the snake. Yeah, he was fucking

worshiping that meat, man. Oh, maybe that's why he's back. I like him. Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Kugin are dating. Ah. I wanted him to date Grace.

I thought Sabrina Carpenter was with Shawn Mendes. They were spotted, like, coming out of a car together going to dinner. Maybe it was just a date, then. I wanted him to date Grace. I thought Sabrina Carpenter was with Shawn Mendes. They were spotted coming out of a car together, going to dinner. Maybe it was just a date then. Maybe it was just a little date. I have not seen Salt Burn. Are they on the show together?

No. Sabrina is a singer. She's an actress as well, I guess, but I think she's more into the... She's that song. She's the Olivia Rodrigo. You shouldn't know her. She opens up for Taylor Swift. Yeah. Then I saw her. No, she didn't open when she did know her she opens up for taylor swift yeah then i saw her

but no she didn't open she opens up in the in the european tour yeah yeah yeah and i know she's the one that like every single like show she goes to she kind of does like a weird rhyme at the end right like when she goes to show she's like in cleveland oh i. Cool. I just had a guy and he made my cheeks spread. Oh, wow. But it's like that. No, it's like that. It gets like. It gets crazy.

It's crazy. Like she says some crazy shit. I just came up with that off the top of my head, by the way. Maybe Barry's spreading those cheeks. I don't know. I just came up with that bar. That's what happens when you watch Bad Bunny. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He's got us in the cheek zone. Yeah, for real. For real. Splash zone. I wasn't saying my cheeks. I was referring to but I was playing the role of Sabrina Carpenter. I get you.

Okay. I'm not judging. All right. Stanley Cup craze. This is not the Lord Stanley. It's the 40-ounce Stanley. This isn't the NHL Stanley. Yeah, you know.

What's going on with these things? Everyone wants them. Everyone wants them. They're reselling on StockX for like $300, $700. Look at this shit. Why? People know they'll... Because...

Four minutes, man. Four minutes. How much are they? They're not... I think retail, they're like... $50 or something? Yeah, maybe. I think it's in that lane.

I think it's like $50. It was just... There was a trend trend like everyone all everyone wanted them everyone wanted them you know like they're like great i mean i got one not to flex but i'm flexing humble brag my mom got me one um does it have to be that version because i have stanley like coffee mugs no i think it's specifically the limited edition ones that were coming out that started a craze because even the regular ones sell out pretty quickly and like you can't like you know hard to get i guess pink one but the pink one was like limited is it like barbie i don't think so it's just a pink one i believe and then there was like starbucks ones bro mans were jumping over counters i saw little girls bawling their eyes out when

they opened them for Christmas. People just wanted the Stanleys. There was a video that went super viral a couple months back of a woman's car that caught on fire. And there was a Stanley mug in the car. Car got totaled. The only thing that survived was the Stanley mug. Then everyone was like, these are amazing. I heard.

But wasn't your Stanley ever going to light on fire? I heard. That was all a plant. Oh. Yeah. The car caught are amazing. I heard. But wasn't your Stanley ever going to light on fire? I heard. That was all a plan. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. The car caught on fire. Stanley Cup was put in after.

And she made the video. And it was like all a like planned thing. And Stanley bought her a new car. It was all like a planned thing. Marketing. Why do you need your cup to be indestructible? I think it's just the viral effect, right? Like.

I know. That's cool. It worked. It worked. Look it. People are literally committing crimes to get these cups. Idiots. And they're reselling.

That's the thing about them. That's why people go to like the Walmart and buy like, you saw them like, give it 10, right? Like you put them on like, literally they're going on like eBay or like StockX and shit.

It's like shoes. And yeah, going for like $300 to $700 I heard. Like, just ridiculousness. Like getting listed at crazy prices. My numbers may be off. And yeah, going for like $300 to $700, I heard. That is wild. Ridiculousness. Getting listed at crazy prices. My numbers may be off. Don't fact check me because I could be wrong.

Just believe what I'm saying. I believe you. Yeah, no, I'm not going to fact check. Moving along. Long show, but I guess first one of 2024. This I saw, and some of these stories may be a little old because we haven't been on. T-Pain singing without auto-tune Tennessee whiskey is insane.

It's beautiful. Why didn't he just start? Yes, why doesn't he just sing like this from the beginning? I mean, his other shit's good, but let's watch this. Have you seen this, Josh? Did we skip so many pages right now? Yeah, we had to. I didn't want it to be a nine-hour thing.

Well, we've only been going for an hour and five minutes. What are you talking about? Oh, wow. Oh. God damn. I got chills. I've known he was a really good singer though. That's unbelievable.

Yeah, I've known about this. I've seen videos about this maybe a year, two years. Not like forever. I think like two years ago. He like came out. I seen a video of him just singing Like without autotune And like all the comments Were like

Real T-Pain fans No Why hide that though Super cool guy Did a pizza review with him He was an awesome dude He really I mean he

He kind of like Started the wave Of autotune music You know like He really kind of invented A new wave of music And that's how he broke Into the scene

Like mega So I feel like That's why he did it but kind of cool to keep in your pocket if you kind of fall off a little wow like chills you know like he has that voice that just sends like a shiver up your spine kind of soulful so all we skipped with you saying we skipped was the aliens of miami story where there's like a bazillion cops at fake. I was just wondering. I was wondering why we were skipping. Also, nine hours, Dave. We started this thing at 12, maybe 12.05. It's 1.07. Yeah, an hour. We do an hour.

Yeah, it's not nine. Wait, what are the aliens? Dude, podcasts last an hour, an hour and a half. It was only two stories. It was the Miami. It's okay to skip them. I'm not that mad about it. I was just trying to figure out where we were on the sheet. I'm mad about it i was trying to figure out i'm mad

about it i want to know about what is the fucking there were no aliens it was like kids shooting off like firecrackers or something like fireworks at each other they were just that's exactly what i felt bad that's like a depressing story amanda binds canceled her podcast for one episode i mean look at her she looks like a nutball i don't know that's fair yeah oh to not i mean it's fair to skip that one yeah jimmy kimmel versus aaron rogers they're going back and forth espn versus aaron rogers aaron rogers now i feel like you're listing everything off the sheet just to like like no all right brass bass pro shop streaker guy went in the tub at bass pro there's no effort in this now. We're just listing things.

Nope. We're into BFF's Corner. All right. Let's do it. Josh flew to Brazil to spy Gabby for New Year's. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Got the boyfriend points up. You know what I'm saying? Jose Ricardo came to Brazil. I love you so much. Very cute. Let's see the surprise. That's what they call me in Brazil. They call me Jose Ricardo.

What's the video? The surprise? It was just like, yeah, her friend was like, let me video it when you show up. Because her friend picked me up from the airport. That hurts so much, by the way. My foot was like, bro. Love is pain. Oh, that's cute. At least looks like broke. Love is pain. Yeah.

Oh, that's cute. Never letting you go. At least it wasn't a couch guy incident. No, I was, by the way, so worried. Not that I needed to be worried, right? Like, Gabby is the most amazing girl. I trust her, but you just, you get those thoughts sometimes. Those thoughts come into your head, and you just think them. You can't control what you think.

And I'm in the plane and i'm landing i'm coming to a land and i i think the couch guy video popped into my head right and i'm like damn that would have been good for what if i show up would have been great okay thanks guys wow um what if i pull up and there's a couch like what am i gonna do so you know you're thinking through the scenario of like oh i'm gonna go in there well you had a weapon. If I see a guy, what do I, and I was like, I'm going to ask,

I act really nice right at the start. Like I'll pretend I don't think something's up and I'll like hug Gabby and I'll go over to the guy and I'll like handshake, put my hands on his head, headbutt him in the fucking nose,

break his nose. He'll be crying, right? Grab his head. You thought all this out? Knee to the fucking head. Yeah, I thought all of it. I had it like envisioned, right? Knee to the head. your crutches right knee to the head he's all the ground guy where she lived brazil like jujitsu guy just wrecked you're not gonna expect it you're not gonna dave i'm acting nice to you

i'm like smiling i'm like oh i'm like you know like brazilians like kiss on the cheek or whatever i'll go up i'll pretend i'm gonna do that boom headbutt to the nose right to the nose boom shatters you don't know what to do when your nose just gets hit you know what I mean tearing up

it's just automatic your eyes tear up you can't see really you're disorientated blood's coming out you're like what the fuck boom

knee to the head now I know I'm not the biggest guy I already see the comments they're gonna be like Josh trying to act tough sneak attack it was just I was planning for a sneak attack I'm glad none of that happened I already see the comments. They're going to be like, Josh trying to act tough. Sneak attack. It was just, I was planning for a sneak attack.

Well, I'm glad none of that happened. Didn't have to pull it out. Thank God. And then I thought a little bit more about it, right? I got a little more rational. Like a minute or two went by. And I was like, I would go to jail, actually. I would be in Brazilian jail for doing that.

And that's not a place I want to be. I don't know about the jail or prison in Brazil, but I imagine it's not, you know, it's not great. That's what I imagine. Luckily, we avoided this whole fiasco because she didn't have a boy there. She's an amazing girl. Yeah, she's an amazing girl. So, like, that would never happen.

Good for her. You get bad thoughts sometimes. Yeah, it's fair. You know what I what i'm saying it's fair i'm with you brie dave you had a relaxing new year's with okay zach well i mean that's story we get it that we couldn't happen i didn't cut it off did i no i was just wondering like you ever you know think of those scenarios i don't get probably as quite detailed as you just were but right no that's okay yeah right brie anything just relaxing new year's california zach yeah pretty chill it was fun time good um i already talked about my rose bowl stuff this i just saw right before i sat down i guess raquel levis responded to me calling her a trash bag i haven't heard it yet um this is

in regards to when people said i hooked up with her and cheated on silvana with her so which obviously is not true so let's hear what she said i did throw a call i kind of trashed her you don't know him correct no i've i didn't know how to pronounce his last name and no no no no, no. He said, I can confirm I've never met that trash bag in my life. You know, I've learned a lot about projection. He doesn't know me at all. I think the reason why he's so polarized to me is because he believes a lie that was put out there.

It's just a little bit quick to judge, which, I mean, that's his style, style right he's a shock jock and um that's what his fans like so yeah i still have a question on what this betrayed lie about this is you shut up raquel isn't it like a confirmed fact she cheated on her like best friend with so what is she talking about that's what I'm saying yeah I don't even really I think I'm too young to know who this is no I didn't know we talked about it I know I know we talked

about it but like I like half paid attention I didn't like I don't know it was like the number one story in culture is that the Bandertrap stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bandertrap.

So I said I don't know her personally. If that whole thing, it just didn't happen, well, yeah, then the entire story. But I watched them on like a post show and it happened. It literally happened. Yeah, she wasn't like that didn't happen she was like it happened and we didn't want to tell you but it fucking happened so like trash bag was warranted huh okay shock jock am i a shock jock i kind of like that that's a nice term i never heard it before

it's like what they call howard stern i would not call myself a shock jock oh yeah like i don't say things for shock value i don't think would you say you're a jock oh yeah big job what is it why why can't lift your arm above your head dave's hair doctor uses him in advertisements i feel like this is just to make me look bad well why can they do that yeah they asked me i said do it oh okay okay okay put some flow in your lettuce with dave portnoy's hair grow press grow grow press grow that's kind of fucking sick in In a Bruins game, they play it. Do you get paid for that? The front. This is real, people.

It's the back that they did stuff. But this is all. Where'd you get it? You get it in the back of the crown where it was starting to disappear. Yeah. Wait, did you get your hair done in the States? It looks great. I did it.

Yeah, I did it in Massachusetts. That's why it's like. And they gave it to me for free in exchange for being able to say that i did it oh so now can they do that as many times as they want no but they i love the guy he's super nice guy so it's like yeah he's like hey can we say you did it too yeah your hair your hair looks great phenomenal lettuce man um this went viral with me somebody asked asked me, like, this guy looks like you. It was a funny guy doing a dance. He did look like me a little bit.

I see it. Okay, let's see it. Oh, I remember this guy. Yeah, you guys look like cousins yeah distant you could be like your second cousin yeah distant distant cousins yeah uh sibling maybe we and oh you guys are doing all three of you guys doing dry january yeah yeah we're on that we're on that uh bettering ourselves. If me and Grace lose, we have to do a 72-hour live stream in the Planbury studio, and we're not only allowed to leave for the bathroom. Have you guys been close to snapping at all yet? Yeah, almost at the Golden Globes.

See, but you guys are like, I guess dry January typically is just about alcohol, right? Yeah, I think so. I just think like if you guys were like really doing it, you'd quit vaping considering that's probably worse for you than alcohol. Yeah, but I'm not doing that. Yeah, if you say you're not doing it, you're not doing it. Yeah, it's fine. You put those

rules out there. I'm not drinking, not smoking. I'm just healthier than you. Okay, whatever. It's okay. Brie gifted O'Malley a solo trip to hawaii for christmas and while o'malley was on her trip she ran into tana mojo just randomly i was crazy what are the odds i wanted to give her like a relaxing vacation and then i was like fuck she pulls up and it's tana on the beach is there there's a video of it yeah i think so well who's videoing her you mother fucker i thought that was you

you gotta be kidding me this is incredible oh my god yeah i think grace had a great time with them who was videoing her though oh she was putting it down and recording herself. Got it. Got it. Brie wants to move to California. We're back to this, huh? Heard this one before. We're back to this. No, I just...

Your boyfriend's not a California guy. No. Well, we had fun in Topanga together. That's where I posted that picture. We've talked, and he said how he hates it. Oh, but then actually he loved it and we actually wanted to get a place

in Topanga where's Topanga 1200th house out here or something where's Topanga come by houses I know we can't I'm just jealous

where's Topanga Topanga is purely jealousy stop projecting Raquel wouldn't like it yeah whatever Topanga where's Topanga

in I don't know it's like 40 minutes from Josh yeah it's like an hour from LA yeah it's out there Topanga isn't even like LA Topanga. Where's Topanga? I don't know. It's like 40 minutes from Josh. Yeah. It's like an hour from LA. Yeah. It's out there.

Topanga isn't even like LA. Topanga is. I just like, every time I come here, that's where I stay. Got it. So far. Well, Topanga isn't 40 minutes from me. Topanga is like probably. It took us 45 minutes to get here.

What? Well, there was traffic, right? No traffic. Guys, look at where Topanga is. I know, but we stayederman we stayed we stay like all the way in the like top of the mountain like no service your phones don't work up there okay yeah no topanga i guess yeah maybe i'm not lying you check my maps okay um that's it i don't believe her for shit i'll show you she literally lied about knowing the song we played earlier oh my

god i know that song. I don't know that you did because I didn't get the credit of that being such a good song for you two. Exactly. Literally replay the fucking clip. That's my point.

Okay. 2024, let's all be best friends, okay? We're friends. Friends call each other. I'm not ruling out going to your party,

Bri. Will you actually come? No, I'm not ruling it in, but I'm not ruling it out. Wait, when's your party? Weird,

I didn't get invited. Yeah, you did. I literally texted you guys in the group chat. Yeah, I was in the group chat. Never mind. And I told you guys literally months in advance, so maybe you can come. Wait, wait's your party? Weird, I didn't get invited. Yeah, you did. I literally texted you guys in the group chat. Oh, yeah, I was in the group chat. Never mind. And I told you guys

literally months in advance so maybe you could come. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Dave, how about if I invite you to my birthday party? Are you going to come? When is it? That's a month.

Well, it's going to be probably either February 3rd or February 9th. Oh, that's Super Bowl week. We'll be on the West Coast. Well, we probably won't go Super Bowl week. We'll probably go... Wait, is Super Bowl in LA again We'll be on the West Coast. We'll probably go.

Wait, is Super Bowl in LA again? Vegas. We're going to do after Super Bowl week. I'm not going to do Super Bowl week. So, I mean, if I'm on the West Coast, although I got shit to do. It would have to be. What? If it's after Super Bowl week on the West Coast, no.

Okay, so if it's before. Then maybe because I could coordinate with being on the West Coast. Dude. Damn, I might have to change my mind. I'll be in LA the week before Super Bowl. Okay so if it's before Then maybe Because I could coordinate With being on the west coast Dude Damn I might Change my mind I'll be in LA The week before Superbowl Oh okay

So all the BFFs Are there Okay Oh maybe we could do A three piece In person Us three Oh that'd be good

Like the good olden days Delightful Yeah right Just us Just us being Being friends and stuff In 2024 Look at us

Look at us For our friendship To blossom guys Me too That's it We're done with the show us being friends and stuff. In 2024. Look at us. Look at us. For our friendship to blossom, guys. Me too. That's it. We're done with the show. Bye. Come on.

Okay. All right. We had him for a long time. We did. That's the longest we've held him on a podcast. That's it. I'm done.