BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY LEAVES BRI AND JOSH? — BFFs EP. 171

Episode Date: April 11, 2024

We're back for some BJ Time, aka a Bri and Josh solo episode while Dave is stuck in his private plane. We then get into this week's headlines - Morgan Wallen's arrest, Tiger Woods has given up sex, the conjoined twins want to come on BFFs, Noah Cyrus liked Liam Hemsworth's thirst trap, Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen's divorce, Earthquake and Solar Eclipse conspiracies, Jojo Siwa is in her 'Bangerz' era, and more. We finish with BFFs Corner where Bri gives a Boston update and is going back to college, the Eras Tour jacket is being held hostage, Miss Peaches goes on her first work trip and hit 1M on IG, Olivia Richards and Landon Barker, Josh's celebrity basketball tournament, and we Read Comments. Remember to join the Discord! Link to join: https://discord.com/invite/QpnRVGTCMU You can win a free hoodie or other prizes for clipping moments from the show and posting it to TikTok. Rules are in the Discord server. ----------------------------------------------------- Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://raisingcanes.com/home/ Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). DraftKings: New players, start playing with just FIVE BUCKS and get ONE HUNDRED BACK INSTANTLY in Casino Credits. Download the app and use code BFF to book your one-way ticket to fun with DraftKings Casino! The crown is yours. Topgolf: Get 1/2 off golf every Mon-Wed when you book in the app. For more details visit https://topgolf.com/bffs ----------------------------------------------------- Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Dave Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stoolpresidente/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresidente?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzu5cycWNzMl4G803BA8jIKbLAjqyptl6tS74NCymRyGl72NCg65DXJl1czTQ0gqsPZqoKeVmGTS0PLJIwaAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&share_author_id=6659752019493208069&share_link_id=B4EBAADC-E562-4E55-9052-BA7E38708665&tt_from=sms&u_code=d4kdeamhi4b7m6&user_id=6659752019493208069&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms&source=h5_m&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6882816990987027974&is_from_webapp=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTiok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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really no other option we haven't had a any bj time in a while sounded crazy. Some JB time. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You got to rethink. Yeah, I did. Some JB time. Some J and B. No one else. Yeah, come on.

Some J and B time. We don't need any weird rumors going around. Some J and B time. All right. All right, guys. Are we good to start? Are we good to start? I think so.

We're good? We're good. All right, BFFs. We're here. Me and Bree. Noave portnoy he's uh circling around an airport in arizona right now can't land surprise surprise i guess all those rich guys with their private jets i'm trying to leave arizona right now and crowding it up you would have thought if you spent all that money on a private jet you could leave you could land yeah

i guess the money's not worth it yeah that's why we're the best for a podcast just like uh you guys we fly commercial yep yep just like all of you all right started off um morgan wallen morgan wallen was arrested for throwing a chair off a roof uh morgan was arrested on three counts of reckless endangerment and one count of disorderly conduct after police say he threw a chair off a six-story building that narrowly missed hitting police officers by three feet. Witnesses say it seemed there was no real reason and he laughed about it. So, obviously, this has kind of been everywhere. You know, people saying, It was a 15-pound steel chair.

It wasn't just like a light beach chair. It wasn't like a lawn chair, like, you know, the plastic ones. It was like a legit chair that could have killed somebody. Yeah, that don't do much damage. Yeah. And I don't think Morgan Wallen has said anything about it, right? No. I wonder what his response will be because there's no way you can, like, make this better, I don't think.

No, you got to own up. You got to own up and apologize. I mean, Jay, I've gotten very drunk in my day. Never threw a chair off a roof. I have thrown a chair off a roof, I will say. What? Come on. Now, it was a chair thrown off of my, it was my own roof.

It was my own roof, my own chair. Okay. Into my own pool. Okay, that's fine. No one was in the pool. So, you know, I've thrown a chair three stories, not six stories. That's going to get some velocity to it. In your backyard, in a pool.

You know what I mean? Acceleration. I just got told it's not velocity, it's acceleration. I think it's velocity, but whatever. Anyways, the chair is going to hit someone and hurt them. Caleb Presley almost took to Morgan's defense and tweeted out that obviously it's a scary situation. Yeah, yeah, like tweeted paragraphs to be clear.

But what he exactly said was this was obviously a scary situation and Morgan obviously had way too much to drink. But my understanding of him through all our interactions has been that he's a down-to-earth guy with a good heart who has checked in on me at a time in the past when i wasn't feeling like the best version of myself um so just you know it was kind of shown a little bit of like i think was trying to show a little bit of morgan's character saying like you know just because he made an idiot drunk mistake doesn't mean he's necessarily a bad guy um yeah he said i think you know

he said it was crazy what he did yeah but then he said you don't need people who know your character to speak up on behalf of your worst day so he's speaking up because it's his worst day you don't need people to speak up when it's your good days is what he said but like of course you're like it's his friend you're gonna defend your friend until you die probably so if if i let's say had thrown that chair not at my house if i had thrown it on that off a off a six-story building somewhere you know i was wasted would you and dave stand up for me or would you guys be like yo you're an idiot i would call you i didn't hurt anybody i didn't for me or would you guys be like yo you're an idiot i would call you i didn't hurt anybody i didn't yeah but you threw it onto a busy street i same scenario exact same scenario i would call you i would say jay what the fuck why did you do this what the fuck is wrong with you and yeah i

mean i don't know if i could i don't know if i could defend that yeah it's a tough it's a tough i would just be like uh jay Jay's going to get, Jay's going to get help. And, uh, I love no matter what, he's an idiot for doing that is probably what I would say. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's about, that's about as much as you can do. Um, all right.

Well, luckily no one got knocked out there talking about people that did get knocked out though. Oh, someone did. Did you see this clip of the MMA? Did you like that transition by the way? I thought that was pretty good. That was good. Clean transition. someone did you see this clip of the mma did you like that transition by the way i thought that was pretty good that was good clean transition i did not see this clip a woman knocks herself out yeah so there was this uh mma fight that happened and you look at it right away and it looks very unfair um but you know why by the size of these girls let's take a watch oh that is tough i've never seen that before oh yeah so someone just got knocked out by gravity

the cool thing is is that uh the other girl now has a knockout on her record without throwing a punch so that's pretty cool wait is the other one that knocked herself out like is she a well-known mma fighter or is this just like i would assume no okay i okay well i feel bad for her and hopefully she comes back swinging not on herself yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure um good for her all right let's get into this alex cooper stuff this is what brie wanted to start the show off with so brie why don't you take it okay well that's not really true but alex cooper is getting her own olympic series what does that mean alex cooper is set to lead her own olympic series called watch the alex cooper that will stream on peacock alex will host interactive watch parties where she will give live commentary

and interact with fans. During the Olympics? That's kind of sick. How do you snag something like this? Wouldn't you think it should be a sports person? Yeah, I was going to say no diss to Alex, but she doesn't seem very much like the Olympic. Oh, she was a D1 athlete.

She was a D1 athlete, but her thing on, she doesn't talk about sports online. So I feel like it should be someone that talks about sports online. I agree. I would think it would be more of a sports person or like, you know, when Kevin Hart and Snoop Dogg always do the Olympics, it's like, those are two people that I think they're funny.

So you go and watch the sports because they add some comedy to it. Oh, so maybe it's like that. Alex always finds a way to make things entertaining. Yeah. Alex always finds a way to make things entertaining. I mean, I'd watch her talk about the olympics i watch gymnastics and uh that's about it do you watch the olympics well maybe you'll tune in and watch her uh i i watch a little bit i watch more of their winter olympics you know i'm more of like you

know getting to watch the hockey okay fair enough so you're a canadian boy okay yeah yep through and through through and through um let's see do we want to talk about crazy talk about tiger woods what he's given up tiger woods tiger woods gave up sex i feel like that's a crazy thing josh i guess he's a guy that's known to freak about yeah he was known to have sex with everyone that was looking his way. And now he's just giving it up for the Masters. Maybe this is good for him. I mean, he's going to be focused. I'm sure he'll have a little bit more of a grounded center, right?

There'll be more weight to the lower half of his body. Might help a little bit with just keeping it all in the base. You know what I'm saying? Is there anything you would give sex up for for this amount of time? I don't think I'm really doing anything in my life where I need to worry about that. Okay, you don't need any lower center of gravity? A little more weight? No.

No, no, no, no. I don't need heavy balls. I like to be light on my feet. Feel like I can kind of like take off at any moment. Ten toes. Fast. Fucking just move. Yeah.

All right. Our favorite murderer, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, gets a tattoo with her ex. After splitting with her husband husband gypsy's ex-fiance ken erker flew from texas to nola nola nola yeah what's nola it's literally n-o-l-a what what the hell nola where's that where's nola you don't know where nola is either dude i want to say like you kind of know in new orleans new orleans is it new orleans yeah why do they call it nola is either do you i want to say louisiana like you kind of know in new orleans new orleans is it new orleans yeah why do they call it nola is it like new orleans louisiana it's what we call it yeah it's nola all right learn something new every day anyways uh flew from texas to nola to support gypsy after her split the pair got matching husky tattoos to symbolize their strong bond gypsy went live with ken to clarify they were not sleeping

together and that she gave her dog to her ex ryan because the dog was closer to him huh damn this is crazy josh this is crazy she married that dude and then she was super public with him being like that d is fire all of the interviews she did post prisonprison were with him. He was like on every interview. And then all of a sudden, she's like, fuck this. I'm done. I'm with my ex-fiancee getting matching tattoos and getting a nose job. She just switched up real quick. Is this ex-fiancee?

Is this the one that helped her with the murder? No, different one. So she's had like many fiances. I think the first guy was not a fiance. The murder helper, I think, was just a boyfriend. Just a boyfriend. Just a boyfriend. Then she did fiancé.

Hey, well, Gypsy's a hot commodity. I know. I'm honestly excited for this nose drop reveal. She'll probably look great. I feel really bad. Did you see her ex's TikTok? No. I feel sad.

It's sad, Josh. I feel really bad for him. Hey, everybody. I just wanted to say thank y'all for the support. I'm at a friend's watching WrestleMania right now. It's sad, Josh. I feel really bad for him. Hey, everybody. I just want to say thank y'all for the support. I'm at a friend's watching WrestleMania right now. It's great. But I need to shave. But, you know, I just want to thank everybody for the support.

It's been great. Y'all will see what really happened on Lifetime. We're filming a lot. Stay tuned for that. He's hanging in. I just want to say thank y'all to everybody. Justin seems like a nice guy. I love that he's watching WrestleMania.

I know. I knew that's all you were going to get from that video. Yeah. I love that he's watching WrestleMania. I love this guy. I love this guy so much more now. I'm team him. Yeah, I wish the best for him.

All right. Well, Abby and Brittany, the people we were talking about last week on the show, the conjoined twins. They asked if they can come and join BFFs. Yeah, and we've been hounding them to come on BFFs. And then they kind of just were like ghosting and didn't come on. We weren't hounding. We were like, hey, let's do this.

But I mean, they said, can we join the show? They commented, can we join the show? commented can we join the show i know then they got cold feet i wonder maybe one of them wanted to come on and then the other one didn't want to and then it was like oh my god we both have to go on if we're doing this right you can't get one can't get one of the other unless you do a super super close up i wonder which one of them made the comment then i know that's what i'm saying phones that's a good question josh do they have separate like do they have two phones do they have separate accounts because like they both yeah that's what like do they both like kind of like you know i get the right pocket you get the left and i'm gonna keep my phone in here my wallet in here and like i'm

gonna text and i can look over here and text while you're looking that way yeah of course they have two phones right because one only one is married but it's a duo account it's an abby and britney hensel account yeah but they probably just both have logins so they got it on their separate phones yeah i guess so i'm like really upset which everyone said whatever one said can we we join the show? You're more than welcome on the show. Along with your other half. You guys can both come. Yes, please. Let's figure out what we need to do

to get you here. I know. I think that would be an awesome episode. Usually when guests don't want to come on, it's because they may be a little scared of Dave. So it would have been perfect if you guys actually came on this week because we have no DP.

Oh, came on today. Yeah. Oh, we on today. Yeah. Oh, we'll get them on. I'm sure we'll get them on. Moving into, I think we'll go right to Kaitlyn Clark. I don't think we need to talk about Josie Kisinko and Johnny Manziel. I don't know. Sorry, I just had to do that.

I really love her so much, Josh. She was clutch until the last game when South Carolina beat her. And I won money on that. She still had an incredible game. You can't do much when someone is 6'7". Incredible game. Yeah, I mean, I guess not. I'm not taking anything away from Kaitlyn Clark.

She's incredible. What she's done for female basketball is insane. I think Lynette Woodard made one of the silliest comments ever. I didn't watch this video. Can we pull up the video first? Because I didn't watch it. I just got told by people what the speech was. So I got to see if it's like a little bit of a joking way.

My record was hidden from everyone for 43 years. I'll just go ahead and get the author out of the room. I don't think my record has been broken because you can't duplicate what you're not duplicating. So unless you're... Oh, fucking old hag. ...a two-point shot, hey, you know. But just for you, so you can understand.

So you can help me spread spread yeah no kaylin clark definitely smashed her record i know like what a bitter person that's just a bitter person she broke your record yeah yeah and she's just got more attention around her i think it's just kaylin clark's got the attention right i i guess lynette wood woodard owns the most points by a two-pointer record yeah she can own the most two points in the ncaa right but uh caitlin clark has points that's like a it's a silly argument so yeah caitlin clark took the dub there uh dave actually had a response so we got dave's input even though he isn't here he said hey lynette i'll help spread the word you're a jealous idiot.

Also, I don't think you know what the saying an elephant in the room means, since nobody even knows you existed. It's crazy how jealous other women are of Caitlyn for making the world care about women's hoops. Dude, it's so true, though, because a lot of like the old heads like in women's basketball are like not really giving Caitlyn Clark the credit she deserves and they're being jealous about it. And it's making me so upset because she's the best and she's brought so many eyes to women's sports like you would think every single one of them would be uplifting her you know I don't know if I'm allowed I don't know how women are gonna take this but I feel like

a lot of girls be tearing girls down Josh you know what it's true why don't you guys girls are meaner why don't you guys lift each other up? You didn't see Kareem coming out when LeBron broke the record and was like on like was undeserved or not giving the props to James. Like he came out. He showed it to the game. He was like, this is the guy. This is the guy.

Obviously, there's memes online of like people making it seem like Kareem's mad, but the guy gave his respect to LeBron. So I think it's silly. I think if you're a female and you're an athlete you've been waiting for a caitlin clark to come around yeah you should have been like dying for this to happen now your sport is getting recognition all of those battles that you guys have or all those times that you guys are like we want equal pay we want equal pay someone like caitlyn clark is going to help get bring that closer and closer and closer and closer together caitlyn clark is going to be the girl that is able to bridge those gaps and bring more money to the game because she's bringing viewership and then ads cost more it's that's how the business works that's how it will always work so i think anyone that is dissing on caitlyn clark

just needs needs to take a step back because they're not a true fan of the game of basketball yeah there are there are also a lot of women lifting her up though and shout out don the coach of uh south carolina did you see her speech after the game after she won and talked about caitlyn clark it was it was sick so like there are people that recognize it, but the people that don't shouldn't be so loud about it because it's kind of embarrassing. It is kind of embarrassing. All right, guys, quick commercial break.

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Oh my gosh. You can talk about this topic. Okay. It's all you. Noah Cyrus seemingly liked Miley Cyrus' ex-husband Jim's selfie, gasp oh my gosh you can you can you can talk about this topic okay it's all you noah cyrus seemingly liked miley cyrus's ex-husband jim selfie and it seemed noah unliked liam hensworth's post after going viral for doing so noah later posted on instagram story saying there's no greater joy than seeing people get angry over the dumbest shit okay here's my take on this

i guess we really don't know anything that happened between liam and miley we never will we'll never know if it like ended on amicable terms also there's a lot of shit online that say miley and noah have beef and that there's like a divide in the family because only noah noah didn't go to like the wedding or like only miley was on her mom's side noah was on the dad's side also they were married so maybe like she was just close with them and then they got divorced and it's like oh what who do i pick like maybe i'm still friends with them type of thing it doesn't have to be that crazy i think yeah yeah let's let's hope it's that i mean personally if i'm close like like my sister i'm close with my sister if i was married to someone

and then wasn't a great breakup we get divorced and now she's liking even though my sister you know like my sister's not gonna go for the girl that i would still be pissed about that because with this there's a little bit of that like jealousy that can it's true you know what i'm saying i still wouldn't be super happy about it so i guess i get what's going on i guess there is probably like a sister code there's a sister code where it's like hey noah cut it out yeah you can't do that yeah there's got to be a little bit of a sister code for sure um we were supposed to do a miley cyrus fan test um i think it's supposed to be against me and dave yeah we'll save it for him yeah we're gonna have to hold that

we'll hold that no i, I'm going to fail. So let's just hold it. Wait for Dave to come on. Taylor Swift. This seems like a Dave headline. But Taylor Swift is the first billionaire solely, by the way, of music. So congrats to her. That's absolutely insane. Yeah, to be the first one to do it too.

No ads, nothing. Just purely from music is absolutely crazy. That's sick, yeah. Not surprising at all, honestly. No, no. I mean, when you're touring like that, and she is the Beatles. Rihanna says, I saw this, Rihanna says she looks like ASAP Rocky's assistant. In a recent interview, Rihanna says she feels bummy next to ASAP Rocky,

and that she looks like his assistant because he will be in a full bottega suit getting on the plane while she wants to be in sweats. That's why I love her. Not saying you dress bummy, Bri. Do you ever feel like this with Zach? Do you ever go places and be like, he's all dressed up to the nine and doing this? No.

I sometimes feel that way with Gabby. Yeah, but zach wears the same paint splattered pants and a t-shirt with holes in it in the same philly's hat for the past 13 years yeah i guess maybe that was offensive yeah that was offensive all right i mean sometimes gabby's wearing something really nice and i'm like i'm not gonna dress all like that to go out no i feel like it's usually opposite i feel like the boy usually dresses down so this is probably a weird scenario because asap is such a pretty motherfucker he is a pretty motherfucker that is for sure but rihanna is always the star that's crazy she thinks she looks like the assistant yeah she can go about anywhere

and just captivate everyone's eyes i'm pretty sure yeah exactly all right well cruise ship left passengers who were late to board a debate has sparked after eight passengers weren't allowed to board a cruise ship because they were on an they were an hour past the cutoff time while docked on an african island one of the eight people was pregnant and another had a heart condition and was left without their medication well the guests had to spend more than seven thousand dollars booking alternative travel to catch up to the ship and believe the cruise was trying to make a point since they didn't book the excursion through the cruise the guests also said in hospitality the safety and the well-being of

the customer should be the priority wait this is kind of tough probably don't be late i don't know i think just probably don't be an hour late well never never. You should be an hour early to a cruise ship leaving you in Africa. But a pregnant lady and I don't know. I feel like there's a moral thing where if I was the cruise ship dude, I'd be like, we can't leave these people behind. Do you think the cruise knows? That they even left them? Every single person.

Like, yeah. That's my question. There's got to be a lot of people on the cruise. Because I've been on cruises. I guess you've got to be doing head counts. that they even left them every single person like yeah that's my question a lot of people because i've i've been on cruises and when you when you get off of the cruise you have to scan your passport and you when you come back on you have to scan it so they know if you board so like technically they know when they're about to leave who came back on the ship i think you gotta you gotta dip i think don't be an hour late and i think it's crazy yeah don't be an hour late but i don't know

in my head that's just crazy to leave them i think you're wrecking everyone else's trip i mean i don't think you can sue them you can't be mad for them leaving you but just fucking wait for them everyone else is waiting on you though everyone i why do i have to wait i'm just thinking about the pregnant lady i don't know i just think also don't go on a fucking cruise pregnant actually i think maybe just be a little better plan maybe she has pregnancy brain unless you're like your water broke unless your water broke if your water broke i'm giving you the all right all right we'll wait make it to the make it to the cruise yeah make it okay would this be a different conversation if they were like five minutes late if they're like running

i don't know i think if you're late you're late i think if you're late you're late yeah that's fair i think it's too bad you know it's not like it's an imaginary time that gets picked you know before you leave the cruise what time you gotta be back it's a planned thing this is like it's been since day one dave actually dave says it's a no-brainer that you leave them behind i like that we got d Dave's little tweets in here. I know. We didn't even know he was going to be missing. On the show. Yeah. Well, there we go.

I saw this video, and I think this is... I haven't seen this. It's almost genius. It's one of those things that's so stupid it might work. But the porch thief disguised themselves as a trash bag is is pretty awesome it's just looney tunes it's looney tunes in real life but why not just use a mask or something why do you have to do all that i think it's so funny because it's like they're obviously gonna watch their video camera and see the the bag move like there it's so funny because it's like, they're obviously going to watch their video camera and see the bag move. It's not like we're going to be like, oh, what is it? It's not a photograph

security camera. That's so funny to me. That just reminds me of cartoons when you're younger. If I saw that and I looked at my ring doorbell and saw a trash bag man stealing it, I would laugh it off. I'd be like, you know what? That's okay. It's hilarious. You almost, you deserve it. Yeah. Just take it. Isla Fisher and Sasha Baron Cohen announced divorce among the Rebel Wilson claims. We were talking about this last week, actually a couple of weeks ago. Um, amidst, um, amidst, is that how you say that? Why does that word sound so weird coming out of your mouth amidst amidst yeah i don't like to say it more than once out loud amidst amidst yeah amidst amidst i thought it was admit fuck i've said it too many times you know when you say a word too many times it doesn't sound real skip just skip we just did it rebel wilson's claims about sasha bear cohen

isla fisher announced she and sasha jointly filed to end their marriage in 2023 after about 13 years while it doesn't seem that their divorce is related to rebels claims people are spectacle of her choice to announce their split now josh remember we talked to me and you kind of argued on this last week when we talked about it i was like ah kind of seems like a bad guy move and you were like oh maybe maybe Rebel Wilson stick her finger up his butt. Yeah. Yeah. I hope he's a good guy.

I think he's really funny. I think it kind of seems like it's leaning towards Ivy. I'm rooting for him. Have you been right? I'm rooting for Ali G. All right. A brand steals a girl's design and sister gets their company shut down. Awesome sister.

A girl's little sister drew Snoopy fan art and posted it on a Snoopy fan page. A clothing brand stole her sister's design after it went viral and used it on their clothes. So the sister tracked down their IP address, gave it to Peanuts, and got Peanuts to shut down their store. Am I stupid? What is Peanuts? Peanuts. Like, you know, the... It's like Charlie Brown and all that.

She gave it to Pe and got peanuts to shut i'm not following the company i think it's like the company that owns i was lost for a second and i'm found i've got it now yeah yeah i believe i believe that's that um i mean i think that's just a boss-sister move. Sister's got her back. Yeah, that must be older sister. Taking care of little sis. Definitely older sister vibe.

Definitely older sister vibe. I'm trying to see what we want to move on to because some of these just seem fucking dull to me. We got some dull stuff on the sheet every once in a while um streamer yeah i don't i don't i don't care about that uh kick streamer banned after touching strangers food a 14 year old irl kick streamer got banned from the platform for touching strangers food for content the woman's whose food he touched caught up to him and to tell him off i would love to hear this lady tell off this little kid. Let's watch this.

This is what streaming has done. It's given too much confidence to 14 and 15 and 16 year old kids. Dude, 14 year old boys are already so scary. Picture them now. Yeah, the streaming just made them worse. Now they got an audience. Oh, I'd kick this little

kid in the fucking nuts. Tell him. Oh, I kicked this little kid in the fucking nuts. It's square enough. Don't do that to people. Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Stop filming me. It's a lie. You can't stop me.

Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you are you oh that kid is the most punchable kid uh the worst did you hear him yeah you don't have the right who are you dude you just touched her food it's it's it's like it's 14 year old like a 14 year old boy that's the point when a guy starts to understand like i'm still young enough to be able to fuck with people without getting in trouble for it. You know what I mean? Because then all of these kids do this and then they pull the like you can't touch my me.

You can't touch my phone. You can't touch. That's a minor. But two seconds before that they're calling the girl a bitch and that she just fucking played herself because you just walked by her and stole her fucking food. Like she didn't play herself you're just a douchebag this is this is when bullying needs to come back like these kids should be beat up but they're walking around school because they have followers though yeah that kid would get bullied that kid would get bullied back in the day but now he's cool because he has followers bring it back it's fucked up yeah we

yeah maybe we don't beat him up i didn't i didn't get i was not cool for having followers in high school and i think that made me a better person through social media i think so i was fucking made fun of while i had my social media in high school and we just need to do that to everyone again we just need to let let kids do a little bit of bullying you know nothing crazy we don crazy. We don't want anything nuts. But the in-person, it's sometimes good. Well, just shitheads.

Like, shitheads like that should be called out. Yeah, 100%. Oh, this next shit is all you. In the rap world, rap world, J. Cole obviously dropped the Surprise album with the Kendrick Lamar diss.

Two days later, at Dreamville, J. Cole said that he, like, regretted the decision of dropping it and thinks it was like, I think a quote said, lamest, goofiest shit he's ever done in his life.

He wanted to bring, like, he pretty much apologized for it and was saying, like, everyone should be bringing each other up. So I'm so proud of that project, except for one part. It's one part of that shit that make me feel like man that's the lamest shit i ever did in my fucking life i want to say right now tonight how many people think kendrick lamar is one of the greatest motherfuckers to ever touch a fucking microphone i just want to come up here and be

like that was the lamest like goofiest shit and it make i say all that to say it made me feel like 10 years ago when i was moving incorrectly i pray that my nigga really didn't feel no way and if he did my nigga i got my chin out take your best shot i'm gonna take that shit on the chin boy do what you do you know i mean like all good i love j cole i think he kind of knew that when he released the album because he he named it mike delete later he was just kind of in his feels it's kind of like drunk tweeting yeah yeah yeah um i don't know how i feel about it i think you know wait josh who are you first side were you on to begin with j cole or kendrick's um i mean i i think i was i was excited to hear what j cole and drake were gonna say okay i think i listen to more Drake and J. Cole than I do Kendrick.

So I lean to that side. I also thought the whole time, though, that it wasn't real beef. I kind of thought it was more of like a kind of album sale thing. Yeah, you could say that. I think it was like, oh, look, Kendrick gets on this album. There's some beef. Okay, now numbers are going to boom. Metro has a huge album. Like, oh, now, Kendrick gets on this album. There's some beep. Okay, now numbers are going to boom. Metro has a huge album.

Like, oh, now J. Cole drops an album. Oh, Drake just came off tour, posted something the other day with the Larry O'Brien trophy and notepad and a pen. So it's like now he's like hinting like, oh, is he going to write some stuff? I think it's just like great for music. I think it's awesome to have like you know a bunch of these great artists dropping albums because then that entertains the listeners uh beef is fun but i think j cole was yeah like from a viewer's standpoint maybe he just wasn't about

the maybe j cole just wasn't about the like gimmicks you know i think that's personally where i feel like it kind of ended it was just like that's why i think it was lame and goofy because it's like playing into gimmicks. He was just being goofy and silly. That's my opinion. That's my opinion. I don't know. I'm not behind the doors, you know, that are closed with them in it.

But anyways, Mike Malak says average people have more camaraderie. Yeah, good job, Josh. Yeah, I was just confused by the statement not so much the pronunciation of the word mike maylac went viral after revealing his experience while driving his sister's jeep from 1999 compared to when he drives his 170k normal daily driver it's just like a rich flex thing yeah what mike says he realized that there is a camaraderie amongst average people trying to make ends meet. After people were more likely to let him pass or let him out of a parking lot first. Huh.

So people are just nicer to people in less nice cars is what he's saying. People are just like, oh, if you're driving a Honda Civic and then you see this 1990 Jeep come out, you're like, oh, I'll let you go because you're one of me. I don't have a car. I just don't know. I don't know if that's, I don't know if I found that true at all. I don't think, like, not that, I just think normal people are nice. I think the average person is nicer than the asshole that drives the $170,000 car on the day. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's probably at least nine out of 10 times a regular person is nicer than the rich asshole.

But I think that's just, I think it's just like an obvious thing being like, oh, normal people, most normal people are nice. You know what though? I don't know. Cause like when I go back home and I'm driving in Boston and we're all just in the same types of cars, everyone's mean? I don't know. Because when I go back home and I'm driving in Boston, and we're all just in the same types of cars, everyone's mean. No one lets me go. Maybe that's just a Boston thing. Yeah, maybe that's a mass whole thing. I bet that's maybe a Boston driving thing.

Maybe that's a mass whole thing, yeah. Because if I drive in my town, my hometown, everyone lets everyone. No one's in a rush to go anywhere. Fuck, we all let four people go in a row. This doesn't count. You're in Canada. Everyone's nice there.

Too nice. Suspiciously nice. I guess that's true. What are you guys hiding? going around. This doesn't count. You're in Canada. Everyone's nice there. Too nice. Suspiciously nice. I guess that's true. What are you guys hiding? Anyways, live streamer makes $14 million a week on Douyin.

A video from last year of a Chinese live streamer named Zhang Zing Zing. $14 million a week? I hope I pronounced that right. It's going viral because she allegedly makes $14 million a week

by showing off various products for three seconds each on a Chinese app, Douyin. Zhang says each product's name and price before moving on and most of the items she promotes cost about $1.39 each. Holy cow. I've seen this before, actually. Look at this.

Look how quick it is. Rips through it. That's crazy. $14 million a week? She looks tired, though. That's a lot. Does she have to do all of those boxes behind her? All right, guys, quick commercial break.

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well you live in la so do you feel earthquakes often i think we have like at least like one a year that i probably feel i earthquakes to me seem like things that would never happen ever and i was in i was like laying down and everything started moving but i was also like i my reaction kind of freaked me out because i was just like oh that's an earthquake and then i immediately was just like there's a tsunami next i thought like the world was ending and i was just like i kind of took it i was like zach slept through it i woke him up i was like there's an earthquake and then he just went back to bed i was like why is no one taking this seriously right yeah um i saw i was i spice tweeted out it was because of her butt that fatty yeah that fatty in the belly because she was like

shaking that ass or something she was shaking that ass and it was an aftershock um i doubt that's what it was but who knows yeah earthquake be crazy no tsunami thank god bless up earth do you see the eclipse for real for real uh i didn't i was actually in a meeting i was pretty upset well i went outside i was outside when it happened but i didn't have the glasses and everyone was looking up so i felt left. So I tried to look up and I was in trouble for about 20 minutes. Hard probably. Yeah. I thought.

Oh, did it actually hurt? It actually hurt. I was like, oh, I'll do it. I thought everyone was just like, don't because, but yeah. Yeah. Josh. I guess there's a reason for the glasses. I know, but I felt so left out.

Literally the whole streets of New York were flooded with people looking up. Yeah. I, uh, I missed it completely. And then I went outside after outside after because it said like you can see a partial eclipse i didn't see nothing just the sun damn it so whatever wait like a month or however long it takes for the next solar eclipse i think it's like a um not a month i think it's what isn't it like years they have it all the time i thought it was years there'll be years. No, there'll be one in a year. 11 years? There'll be one in like a year.

It's 11 years, Josh. Not even close. I looked it up. It's like August 2024. No, 2044. You read it wrong. Oh. Are we sure?

Yeah, it's right there. 2026. But the next one is in 2026. If you're willing to travel overseas. See? Fucking. No, no, no. It's always to travel overseas see fucking well yeah you have to go overseas you don't live overseas you live in America you're an American

darkness happens all the time I'll see it again I'll see it again Lady Gaga may be engaged shout out Lady Gaga I love that Lady Gaga was seen with a massive ring on her finger Dave would do this right now. Leading people to believe she's engaged to her boyfriend, Michael Polanski. Dave would be eating this up.

He would be doing this. A little monster gang. He would be doing his little claws that he does. Congrats to Lady Gaga. She's got an engagement. Yeah. I don't know what else to say about it than that. Hope it's a beautiful marriage.

She's about to star in Joker 2 as well, right? Yep. yep i'm super excited for that she's got a lot going on legendary lady gaga got a lot going on gosh um school bus driver break checks children that's hilarious um as long as no one was hurt uh a substitute school bus driver is facing 30 child abuse charges after he brake checked a school bus of elementary school students seemingly to get them under control. Oh, my God. I bet you every bus driver has had the urge to do this. Yeah, let's see how bad the brake check was.

Every bus driver has had the urge to do this, no doubt. You guys need to be in your seats. You guys want to see how dangerous that is? Oh, my God. Do you get that? That's why you need to be in your seat. Is she all right? Yeah, she was.

It might go easy on the brakes, bro. There was 60 kids on here bouncing all over the place. I was coming to a stop, and i hit the brakes hard because they weren't they were not listening oh buddy you know what you can do this in your kid with your like in your car if you want to yeah if your kids beat a shithead i'm not saying but i mean you cannot do it without all the other kids i i know for a fact though because i'm thinking about how i acted on the school bus when i was a little kid. And I'm jumping around.

We're throwing shit out of the window sometimes. You know what I mean? Kids are menaces on the school bus. It's like the only place when you're that young that you have no supervision in a way. Yeah. You know, you're at school, you have supervision. You're on recess, there's teachers.

Like you're at home, your parents are home. Like when you're a little kid, I think the bus is the only place where you're like it's like the nightclub it's a nightclub for kids yeah and like you're in the back of the bus you're like with the cool kid you know what i'm saying it's like you get a little riled up you're like motivated to like do things you wouldn't normally do because you gotta impress people um smoking cigarettes i'm sure every single bus driver has had the urge to do this though

no doubt you know what was crazy though was crazy about this dude he did it when they were all sitting he was like you know what

yeah he still did it and he warned them too he was like guys sit down if you don't this is what's gonna happen are you guys ready for this

it's gonna bah break check just all of them flying into the sea. This is like a scene out of Grown Ups. That's crazy. Yeah, this is something though

that would happen like 30, 40 years ago and no one would. The parents would be like, thank God you did that. No one would probably bat an eye. They'd be like,

oh, the parents would probably be mad at the kid for embarrassing the parents by acting out. You know what I'm saying? Anyways, yeah, probably don't do that if you're a bus driver uh jojo siwa has entered her miley cyrus bangers era is what it says on the sheet jojo siwa has gone viral after shifting from her kid-friendly content look and music to rebranding into a bad girl in a new era she says she wants

to be similar to miley cyrus bangers era this comment has raised eyebrows because of how iconic miley cyrus rebrand was and still is it makes me sick this is this is what i want this she is my number one idol i was like i want to do what she did with bangers i want to have that moment and i mean look i'm flattered that the world even can compare that that's that's crazy to me well let me just know the world did not compare that jojo siwa compared jojo siwa made that statement yeah because it is not yeah yeah listen go jojo siwa do what makes you happy make your karma song pop off talk about your ex wear the kiss outfit it's good for you you're expressing yourself it's your art but it's nowhere remotely close to miley cyrus's bangers era and you cannot compare it

to my queen like that because that those two names will never be said in the same room or sentence no yeah i remember like when wrecking ball came out it was it it was the most jaw-dropping. Come on. Everyone was talking about it. Parents, kids, not a person in the world. I mean, in Coburg, in our small little town. Everyone was still talking about that, man. Adults, everybody was like, what is going on with Miley Cyrus?

Have you listened to that song recently, Josh? I don't know if it's the same. I came in like a wrecking ball. need to listen to it again i still know every single word because i feel like when it came out people were more focused on her being like half naked on the wrecking ball the song is like swinging on the wrecking ball 100 listen to it this week listen to it after this tell me what you think about it i'll give it a little listen okay i'll give it a little listen maybe dance around in my living room. Ironically, a TikToker named Adam dug up JoJo's newest song, Karma, which may have been said to be a Miley song in 2011 that ended up being scrapped because Miley was still with Disney.

Wait, really? I didn't know this. Kind of crazy. That just goes to show it's the person that's doing it. So back in 2011, which is when Miley was in her Can't Be Tamed era, a popular update account for her said that they heard from a very reliable source that Miley had a song called Karma's a Bitch. And then Miley seemed to confirm this in 2012 when she was in a Twitter conversation

with the producers of Can't Be Tamed, Rock Mafia, and they even responded to her tweet with hashtag Karma's a Bitch. If you look at the writing credits for Karma by Jojo Siwa, you'll see that Jojo isn't listed. She took part in writing the song but who is listed rock mafia as the producers and writers and antonia armado as a writer and antonia wrote for a bunch of disney artists back in the day including miley but like it would have been iconic if it was miley it's just that it and it's no hate to jojo siwa she just doesn't have the vocals that miley cyrus has she also doesn't have i don't think the she's just not miley was always music yeah miley was always music hannah montant right like that was always miley and i just don't

i don't think people go jojo siwa and associate her with music i think they go jojo siwa and associate her with like a bow and she's definitely like a pop culture like phenomenon but it's just like they're just not on this she's not the same level as miley cyrus and i hate that they're being compared in any measure yeah no i don't i don't think it's the same but maybe we're like the old heads now hating like probably what was going on have you seen the internet yeah no you're right um you're right, you're right, you're right. All right. Kentucky man was arrested for attempting to fake his own death. Let's go.

Kentucky. Always something going on. A man in Kentucky admitted to faking his own death to avoid paying over $100,000 in child support to his ex-wife. This man pleaded guilty to one count of aggravated identity theft and one count of computer fraud in the u.s district court um that's he's facing up to seven years in prison and five hundred thousand dollars in fines says right underneath the picture on our sheet is this a good reason to fake your death um imagine we were like yeah well no because fuck that child yeah screw your no, because. Fuck that child.

Yeah, screw your kids. Screw your kids. Screw your responsibilities. Dude. Screw the woman. You have to hate your child so much to want to fake your death to get out of caring for your child. This guy. It doesn't look.

It doesn't look like from his picture. It doesn't look like he had a lot of love yeah i mean there's no the guy looks pretty pissed that he's caught that is that is brutal no no and now he's just gonna what be in jail forever or have so he has now he has two he has six hundred thousand dollars in fines now yeah he's screwed yeah he's not he's never making that no he's gotta he's gotta flee what would you fake your death for oh that's a good question maybe if i okay i don't know if you know this but my biggest fear is being framed for murder so if i got framed for murder and i knew i was going to be framed maybe i'd fake my death you would fake your own death get out of being framed for murder what would you do i think that's a good reason to fake my death so that I could get out of being framed for murder. What would you do?

I think that's a good reason to fake your death. Yeah, do you have anything you'd fake your death for? Yeah, probably a couple things. Oh, wow. You know, like, you know when you put the milk back in the fridge and it's not full and then everyone's like,

who put the milk back in the fridge without it being full? Probably fake my own death. Don't have to take responsibility for that. Okay, that's extreme. You you know maybe if it was like make my bed in the morning fake my own death don't have to do that you're the 14 year old streamer miscellaneous miscellaneous like tasks that i wouldn't want to do faking your own death seems like a good approach okay i like that if they could eradicate the eye roll video from everyone's memory would you fake your death and leave the just leave this one give it to me would i fake my would i fake my own death to get the eye roll

away yeah i feel like it would become bigger it would be like uh no no it would be eradicated from everyone's memory eye roll guy he died but it'd be like oh josh richards is dead but no one would remember your eye roll nah nah i wouldn't do that good for you stand on it stand on business yeah yeah yeah milk is putting the milk back in the fridge is a different show all right guys quick commercial break it's golf it's not golf it's top golf if you've never heard of, they have all the stuff to make them legit golf, like balls, clubs, turf, and even a ball picker-upper thing, but they're not very much just golf.

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or two-thirds of it because Dave ain't here. Boston is in the hospital? Josh, it was really, really, really bad. Boston had to have... Okay, where do I begin? Boston ate something. I don't know boston ate something and we brought her to the vet the day after and we were like she's not acting right we think she swallowed like plastic or metal and they were like oh she's fine she'll pass it she's they

sent us home and then two days later we're like she's still not acting right can you like check her out and she was literally like seizing when we brought her she was like convulsing and we brought her and they were like taking her blood pressure they're like i don't know i think she might be able to pass it whatever and we were like what the fuck so we like ran out of that vet and we took her to the emergency room and she needed to get emergency surgery and she was in the icu for like two or three days then we picked her up and we were like oh finally boston's home she's gonna be okay we had to rush her back she was in the icu like two or three days. Then we picked her up. We were like, oh, finally Boston's home. She's going to be okay. We had to rush her back. She was in the ICU for two more days. But, good news,

we picked her up this morning and she's like a completely different dog and she's home sweet home. Whew. Oh my goodness. But the first vet didn't even x-ray her when we said that she may have swallowed metal. So, and it was just from me. It was metal. That's what it was it

was metal she's crazy from a cake from what after getting into zach's birthday cake well there was no cake why does it say that on the so on his birthday cake there was like these figurines and there was one of him so they like brought home the figurines but not the cake and it was like on the counter and boston just swallowed it whole and there was metal prongs inside of the figurines but not the cake and it was like on the counter and boston just swallowed it whole and there was metal prongs inside of the figurines so they like went into her intestines but if the first if the first vet would have x-rayed her then the it would have been fine she would have yeah she wouldn't have needed emergency surgery and almost died and it was like forty thousand dollars in medical so where does it become like their fault?

When does it become their fault? Yeah, I mean. And like, you know, you don't have to pay $40,000. It's just crazy because like everyone was responding about it and saying that they've had such similar situations. So it's just fucked up. I feel like vets don't really take things as serious when like pet owners know their pets best. When you take your pet and you know what's wrong with them. They should listen to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but we might take some legal action there with the first pet. Yeah, I would. Fuck that. Holy. All right, well, keeping on the Bree stuff, Bree is going back to college. I am going back to school next year. What?

Yeah. What are you doing in school? I just want to finish my degree. I was one, so I dropped out of school my senior year my the first month of senior year because it turned into online school and i was like fuck this and then i moved to new york for barstool yeah and i just feel like it was such a waste of like three years of my life and so much money so i'm like i'm gonna go back to school and just finish the degree. And finish it out? What is the degree? Public health. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Do you think you'll ever use it? I don't know. But I just like want to be able to say I finished school instead of dropping out. Because I want my kids to go to school. Are you going to try to finish it? Are you going to finish it all in a year? Or are you going to like take your time so you're not like trying to balance all your

work in school? Yeah, I think it might be impossible for me to finish it in a year. But maybe I'll give it a shot. I was going to say. I think impossible impossible so probably like two years yeah yeah yeah that makes more sense to me all right well congrats way to be responsible i still don't have my high school diploma so um anyways era's tour jacket is being held hostage why wow okay shout out by the way shout out to the bffs discord for sending this video and Ira's tour jacket is being held hostage. Why? Wow. Okay, shout out, by the way, shout out to the BFF's Discord for sending this video in. Guys, if you haven't joined the Discord yet, there'll be a link in the description.

Go join the BFF's Discord. We wouldn't have had this info without you guys. Dave Fortnoy, I have your Ira's tour jacket. Okay, let's... I don't have tickets to the Taylor Swift concert. Don't worry about how I got it, but if you want it back in one piece, it's your move. What the fuck? That's not cool. I don't like this move. That's not cool.

You're supposed to respect that jacket has been through everything. It has been all over the world. You can't just hold it hostage because you don't have tickets. How did she get her paws on this in the first place? Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. That's what I'm wondering. It seems like they're holding it for ransom against dave i don't like this that's not trying to get dave to buy the tickets i don't yeah i don't like it either because you know what

so that the jacket gets home safely but that's not a swifty move that is not a swifty move swifty's like sheer fucking friendship bracelets and kiss each other. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't seem like she wants a kiss from Dave at all. She just wants his money. Damn. All right. Well, Miss Peaches, first work trip was this week. While on her first work trip, Miss Peaches hit one million followers on Instagram.

Congrats to Miss Peaches. On the trip, Miss Peaches had people lining up to meet her so much that dave could not bring her to the barstool bar because it was too overwhelming she's a celeb we've been saying she's so famous the videos i see of her i'm like oh my gosh she is an a-list celeb and her fan base is huge she is she really is um talking about miss peaches ufc fighter shouts out dave and miss peaches after a win after winning a ufc fighter charlie campbell shouted out dave said he wants to meet miss peaches shout out to dave portnoy i want to meet mrs peaches we love that dog i want to meet her are you serious i mean

i get it but what the that's kind of awesome that That's adorable. I mean, Sean Strickland was obviously talking shit on the dog. Oh, true, true, true. Like, last week and was saying. So, I think it's like a little, you know. That makes sense to me, yeah. Which is great. Which is great. Lil Pump has friends for Miss Peaches.

Miss Peaches is reaching every side of the world. What the fuck? Like, UFC, we got Lil Pump in the mix somehow Lil Pump said I got some friends for you Miss Peaches I don't know if Dave's gonna take the offer. I don't think we're pimping out Miss Peaches. But

maybe. She's been through enough breeding She's single for, I'm gonna say she's single for now I'm gonna speak on Miss Peaches half. She's single right now Right. She's living her best single right now right she's living her best single girl life she needs to be happy with herself yes and then she can go and find love because these these guys just want her money all looking for that cash exactly no one cared about miss peaches when she was in the trenches just dave just dave um barstool makes dad's weekly

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Sump Pump Battery Packup, Brewers Fast Start, Brewers Parking Lot Fiasco, Bomb Squad at the Neighbor's House, Live Grenades, Alien Guy, One on Kenzie's Shows, Trivia, General Discussion. I mean, that sounds like a bar conversation I probably would want to be a part of. I'm going to guess if they went from Caitlin Clark to Barstool Sports, maybe they're talking about Dave offering Caitlin Clark 10 mil. Yeah. Could be that. I think that's a good, that'd be my guess.

All right. Uh, fans are shipping Olivia Richards and Landon Barker. What? My sister's actually beside me right now. She just kind of gave me one of those raised. What does she think about that? After Josh posted a tick-tock Olivia do you want to say what you think about that

she said this I don't know what to say about that that's what she said okay wait what's the tick-tock that you posted let's see it there's a yeah there's a link. We can watch it. Honestly, they wouldn't look bad together.

Well, what does Big Bro say? I think, you know... What does Big Bro say? I like Land big big bro i like landon landon's great landon's cool so you're shipping i guess i don't know if i'm i'm out here saying shit i think you know if it were to let's say set sails one day i wouldn't be all opposed to it all right i think if they're happy they're happy you know i just want my sister to be happy wow that's all that was nice josh um so anyways people were commenting about it i think also no matter what if there's a single guy and a single girl together in a video that's kind of what my sister was saying on the side over here too like i think you just auto get shipped in a

way um so anyways coachella's coming up this weekend are you going Brie no I didn't think so are you going yeah I'm going for my first time never been to Coachella um I didn't I so are you excited wanted to go I'm excited to just go you know I'm excited for the experience see what Coachella is all about I've never been um so yeah I think it's more of just like getting to go getting to go with a group of people I enjoy to be around you know ty like tyler the creator should be sick lana delray sick i just i don't know i wasn't too jazzed about it so maybe next year i'll go i have to go before i'm like too old what is that now is like the the list is i guess i like no no diss to lana del rey or doja cat i just don't listen to that music yeah that's so for me for those to be the two headlock like the day for me is going

to be going when tally the creator's headlining like that's that's where it's going to be i think uzi's there if i remember correctly so fred'll probably go try to catch that. We got a little Fred again there? Yeah, Lil Uzi's there. Yeah, see, there's not too much. These are all great people, but I wouldn't fly all the way to California and live in the desert for three days for it. It would have to be people I really, really want to see for me to do all that shit for.

Yeah, I just got to drive over there, so it's not too bad. All right, right well getting to a little bit of me stuff here josh played in a celebrity basketball game i actually played in two okay i played in a game on friday in arizona and i played in the game also on sunday i did all right i'm i mean i won all of it because you know i'm a winner winner. I'm a champ. I hit a three. Let's go. CC style. In the first one.

It was kind of nice. Had like four assists. Had like four boards. You know, it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. It played my role. Anybody I would know on your team? Oh, God.

He doesn't even know who was on his team. No, I do. I'm just trying to think who you would know. Like RG3 is someone a lot of people would know, but I don't know if he's a quarterback that doesn't play football anymore. Okay, well, he was on my team. Oh, sick. Yeah.

That's dope. So, you know, do you know the Pointer Brothers? They're the guys that will do TikToks about funny celebrations and whatnot. You don't know who the fuck I'm talking about. Yeah, I do. RG3, the Pointer Brothers. You're lying through your teeth. Come on. What are you talking about yeah i do rg3 the point of brothers jay come on what are you talking about these are my guys you're lying no i know them they look

you're they look like that oh actually actually i have seen them before but i wouldn't know them by name god it was a good team though worst type of people whatever the pointer brothers weren't even on my team. I played against them. Just fucking splashing threes in their face all night. Oh, they were bad. But, yeah, then I played with the Marcus cousins in the other one in the three-on-three. And that was sick as well.

And cash. So, yeah, it was great. It was great. Did you start? Not at all. I'm the best athlete, a part of BFFs. No, I could totally crush you up. could totally everyone knows it what that's funny because i actually said here on the discord um the champ is here everyone just swept the creator league 4-0 i'm the best athlete on

bffs and everyone knows okay you've never challenged me to a duel we can have a duel okay we will play basketball when you guys all come in LA, well, come to LA. Maybe you'll be coming in LA. I don't know what you guys are doing while you're here. But when you guys get here, we can play basketball in my driveway. I'll bring my ball shorts. I'm going to kick the shit out of you. Not literally, just in basketball.

Okay. Yeah, we'll see what happens. I'll ask Kaitlyn Clark for some lessons before I come on over. Whatever. Yeah, you're going down, buddy. Everyone join the Discord, and we'll post the score in the Discord. All right? All right.

So join the Discord if you haven't already. Join it up. BFF's dream dinner. What's this? What are we doing here? Remember last week we talked about who we'd want to have dinner with, dead or alive, and we said this week we'll do a live well should we wait for dave then yeah probably right it's only fair if we wait for let's push it push it a week um let's read comments we can read a couple

comments without dave being here though yeah we could try to read it in dave we can laugh a little extra hard okay try to do your best dave voice to read this josh um god i don't even know how to do that just try um does dave pornoy ever shut his loud mouth what would he say to that don't listen to the podcast then um this is you brie you got it okay sometimes dave just likes to talk until he feels satisfied and usually ends up on a point brie has already made you know i'm not gonna say i've i've felt this a few times but sometimes i've said something and then dave goes on a rant and i'm like yeah yeah i already made that point dp but pop off because he says it in a more angry way where i

feel like more people listen anyways okay all right who's this for i only know what's going on i'll take it i only know what's going on in the world from this podcast someone will ask me have you heard about the me no bffs hasn't aired classic i would say i wish more people got their news from i would say that's not good. I would say that's great. Josh doesn't know shit about fuck. Everyone is miserable in Canada. Okay, literally, is it opposite day?

Everyone is so happy in Canada, I thought. I don't know if everyone's miserable in Canada. I don't know what part of Canada you're coming from, but where I come from, people are miserable, all right? Also, that's maybe when it's like super snowy after like

six seven eight months of winter yeah that's seventh eighth month probably not in your best mood but the second that sun comes out and it hits just one degree you know how it is that feeling one degree you're out in the shorts t-shirts everyone's happy again everyone's happy again damn straight you tell a beautiful place i love that brie started so small now she's like the main name on this podcast where that girl thank you caleb but no right isn't my name still so small but you know what that means it's big i don't know in your heart and that's all that matters so thank you caleb yeah maybe you just carry yourself like you have a big name so it's big in your heart. And that's all that matters. So thank you, Caleb. Yeah. Maybe you just carry yourself like you have a big name.

So it's working. It's working. Dave is so butthurt. Brie is becoming more famous than him. Dude, I wish we had Dave. I know. Well, this is just because Dave gets mad. This would have been a great time. Dave was mad that I was DMing Caitlin Clark too.

Oh, that's true. Sorry. We're just girls. You're a boy. It's girls time. I forgot. I forgot you were a celeb now. Okay, I'll try to do

my best Dave voice. Oh, fuck. It is hard. I don't even know where to begin. Yeah. Yeah, right? It's like I almost

have to hear him. Cracks me up every time. What? He's not from the South. Cracks me up every time he's's not from the south cracks me up every time either Brie or Josh has suggested that's not how we talk Brie or Josh has suggested to be a bigger fan of someone Dave likes

wait what shut up about that where do you think he's from okay fuck how does he speak i had this dream where josh is my friend but he has really white teeth and my grandparents are still here you're on do i not already have white teeth and sorry your grandpa and grandma is dead yeah that seems like a therapist talk i thought that beyonce's voice was coming from brie maybe it was i do have a voice of an angel i just don't want to show it

off because it'd be too powerful thank you heather uh you don't want to overshadow zach yeah let him have his thing that makes sense if i got the option to meet jesus christ himself or dave i'm picking dave well you know that a lot of people can say that because maybe they're not religious. Yeah, I think even if you're not religious, you should probably still pick Jesus Christ, right? Because then you would know. Yeah, and also if you met Dave, he'd just be like, what's up? And he probably wouldn't want to chill. No, he wouldn't chill.

It would be really quick. At least if you're with jesus he's probably going to try to teach you something yeah you probably get a lesson or two dave would probably just at least a lesson look how big his book is you're getting at least a lesson dave i love you you should run for president i think dave could win if he ran for president i've said that for a while miss peaches as vice president oh that's a deadly duo god damn it this josh guy needs to go back into his hole damn what hole i didn't come from a hole i didn't come from a hole i did well i guess i did but it would probably be pretty uncomfortable i'd be wrong this is for you

moving on funny story i recently gave birth in december that's hilarious and was able to have the television on i was watching the bffs pod when i had to start pushing and never turned it off oh it was super easy i was laughing while it was happening and full-blown watching y'all in labor so you were some of the nurses oh so were some of the nurses wait that's adorable we kept it light in the delivery room We kept it light in the delivery room. We kept it light in the delivery room. I like that. I love that.

Genevieve. If you guys want to have, if you guys want to have a beautiful birth like Genevieve did and it, you know, not be painful, a place where you can still laugh, you can always hire the BFFs to be your, what's the word for it, Bree come on you know it um midwife

yep that's the one bingo we're there for you came to bffs for josh fell in love with brie stayed for dave i like that i don't know how i feel about that one actually why that's good that means we're all loved oh this is fucked up lol brie and josh pretending they care about dave's ugly dog oh why do you know we care honestly josh sometimes i feel like when jay talks about miss peaches you're like oh get it over with why i don't know it's just a vibe he put out i don't put out that vibe i probably just want to talk about my dog yeah well miss peaches is not ugly no i never said that i love miss comment

anyways i'm screaming i love dave so much he's such an onion i guess he's a layered individual yeah yeah oh i saw this comment this was on the video of him talking about how he listens to that audio book every night. Right. Right. Such an onion. As a gay guy, I really only started watching BFFs in 2020 because of my huge crush on Josh. Thank you. Shout out, Jay.

But now over the past four years, Dave, Brie, and Josh, plus Austin. Shout out, Austin. Almost feel like they're my BFFs. Shout out Jay. But now over the past four years, Dave, Bree, and Josh, plus Austin. Shout out Austin. Almost feel like they're my BFFs. Shout out Austin. And TBH, I fully rely on it

to keep me updated on Gen Z pop culture. Michael Horn. Thank you for watching, brother. Yeah, we love you. Thank you. Josh rarely gets to talk anymore.

Well, guys, Dave wasn't here today. I just talked a bunch. Yeah, we talked a lot, huh? Yeah, we talked the whole podcast. We could have not talked more. We couldn't have literally talked more. Yeah, we're just talking, huh?

Maybe too much. Josh is by far the least filtered lately. I'll take it. That's not a bad thing. I'm just trying to bring unfiltered fun to the podcast yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm just here for the truth you're just a silly goose

I'm just a man of the people what can I say what can I say when I first started watching I left a hate comment saying the style was uncomfortable to watch but I continued to give the pod a genuine chance

and it has really grown on me I'm a subscriber now and genuinely love all of you guys see sometimes you just need to come in sit down hang out for a little while get a little stockholm syndrome and you'll love us yup diy lane i fuck with you for real 55 that's it that's all the comments and that's that's the episode i was gonna say that was a billion comments all right guys that's the episode bffs

um we'll catch you guys next time make sure to join the discord if you haven't already there's a bunch of ways you can like win merch I'm pretty sure so get on into the discord I'm chatting in there I don't know if Bree and Dave have chatted in there yet I know I'm chatting in there so if you guys want to chat I'm chatting in there right now as you're watching the episode

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