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i was just cheering you i thought you saying it was too loud for a second.
It's not like, whoop, whoop.
Yeah, I had my heads down.
I just felt like, whoop, whoop.
Raise the roof.
Raise the roof.
All right.
I guess we won't start with me with Taylor.
We'll get that into the...
I thought that was going to be first.
So did I.
I thought that would be, but...
I guess this is bigger than that.
We'll make people wait for it.
Yeah, I guess.
Maybe bigger.
R.I.P.
Liam Payne.
So former One Direction singer Liam Payne died 31.
Super sad, obviously.
Awful.
I like One Direction.
I was never like the most like I didn't know who this was, like which one.
I know, obviously, Harry.
And I know the guy second to the right there on the photo.
Who?
That's Zayn, right?
Zayn, yeah.
Those are the two that I would pick out.
So I'll leave it to you guys.
I assume more relevant, your age demo and things like that.
But shockingly sad, right?
Yeah, no. Shockingly sad. yeah no sad for sure growing up everyone
were you a one directioner josh yeah i was gonna say i think everyone in the age of me to brie and
even like a couple years on both sides like one direction was a part of your life in some way
no matter what they were so big i mean for me in grade four i had started a band called four for
four because four guys for four girls that was our genius name and we performed what makes you
beautiful by one direction at our talent show at our school like is there any everyone's but not
to go on were you a singer there probably is there video. I'd love to get my hands on this four-for-four performance.
Me too.
Let me see what I can do to get this video.
What did you do?
You were a singer, Josh?
Oh, I was the singer.
I was the singer.
I was the lead of the band, of course.
Come on now.
Was it a band or were you guys all just singing?
No, no, no, no.
I was singing and then we had Logan on guitar.
We had Timo on drums and we had Gavin on another guitar we had uh timo on drums and we had gavin on another guitar
how old were you at the time this is gonna be like oh this is six months ago like how old
no i was in i was in grade four so that would have been i don't know how old are you in fourth
yeah we gotta we gotta get some videos this year for yeah yeah we i'll see what i can do i'll try
to get something but to that point yeah i think
everyone was greatly impacted by one direction in one way or the other if they're around my age
or breeze age so it's it's it's news that hits you and it almost takes a day or two to set in
kind of yeah it's really sad and he had a son as well or has a son so that's really sad and
reading all of their posts everyone from one direction's posts
made me sob i just couldn't imagine losing the best buddy like that it sounds like he was going
through some stuff he was just recently dropped by his music label his ex-fiancee began legal
proceedings to stop contacting her so a lot going on was that did you guys were you aware that he
was on hard times at all or was it totally out of the
blue i was aware i saw a lot of stuff on um his his ex-fiancee would talk about like their
relationship and i did see i don't know if it was a recent clip but she um i it kind of feels wrong
if she talked about it right after he died but i did see a clip of her talking about how he always
played with death and he was always like, I'm going to die.
I'm going to die soon.
Or I want to die.
And she didn't know what to do about it.
And she took it really seriously.
So I guess he was really going through it.
So people don't know if this was like accidental or what.
Yeah, always puts things in perspective regardless.
Like never take a day for granted.
Somebody who seemingly had everything uh gone far too
far too soon so sad story to start off with um lots of condolences like you were saying
which comes with the territory but yeah um again never take a day for granted uh moving on to
lighter stuff here uh uh andrew garfield and chicken shop date goes viral after having many
flirty runs
in the Chicken Shop Date host,
Amelia Delmon-Limberg.
Andrew Garfield finally went on Chicken Shop Date
and the interview gained over a million views
in just five hours.
Andrew and Amelia kept up their flirty tension,
but fans can't tell if the flirting is real
or if it's just a great actor.
I don't know.
Let's see the clip.
I love them so much.
I want them to be real flirty.
They're not.
There's something going on.
Do you actually think that?
Or is this for the...
I do think it's interesting that we...
If this wasn't here, do you think we'd actually have it go on a date?
Do you think this has fucked up the fact that we could have actually gone on a date at some point?
Maybe.
Well, I don't know.
Okay, but take out all the practicalities and the logic.
I actually believe, maybe, we could have without all of this.
Yeah.
But it's this.
Because you're afraid of it.
I'm a very private person in my private life.
No, go on.
Are you really?
Are you?
I'm more private than you.
Go on then.
Actually.
Tell me.
Go on.
Have you ever seen me with anyone?
No.
That doesn't mean that you're private.
It does. It just means you're not with anyone. Seemed real Tell me. Go on. Have you ever seen me with anyone? No. That doesn't mean that you're private. It does. It means you're not with
anyone.
Seemed real to me. That seems
real. He said they could have went on
a date. The only thing, so I
had a sarcastic snide remark
that I apologize for. At first,
right when I saw her, I said no
because I think he's physically,
I don't know,
quite a few levels above her pay grade.
Above Emilius?
Yeah.
Oh, I think she's really pretty and funny.
I don't think it's rude to say that.
I think you objectively look at the physicality of two people and be like, well, he's a better looking human than she is.
And I don't think she'd take offense.
But he did date the the witch
yeah so so i think it's real you think they're on the same level physically brie i think i mean
looking back at that clip kind of i think people just have andrew garfield as like the hottest guy
in the world because he's famous and with spider-man and stuff but if i saw them walking
down the street together holding hands i wouldn't be like whoa she's she got a good one josh i just i'll just
i actually kind of agree with that i think that if it was like you know they were two random people
and i'm walking down a street in la or new york or whatever and i saw them walking by i wouldn't
be like oh no i i wouldn't yeah that's a really good picture of her and it's a really good picture
of him though okay maybe i'm wrong they well but then like this one and i don't know how to do it
this one but the reddit like no one i i don't know maybe her her wet hair does good things for her.
No.
Whatever.
We're getting a little personal here.
No, I don't think it's personal.
Well, can you get more personal? I guess it's personal, but if somebody's like, hey, Dave, you're not in Kansas Swainpole's physicality. but yeah no shit i have mirrors like but i agree i
agree but he's not like i don't know brad pitt yeah yeah yeah okay i thought people thought he
was and to charge the point i guess if they're walking on the street i wouldn't be like what
the fuck's going on here yeah okay fine like i certainly don't think she's ugly when i was saying it i was more giving
him a higher compliment than i was knocking her down if that makes any sense you were complimenting
him not dissing her correct yes if that makes sense yeah it makes sense i just don't think
it's what really happened okay fine i think they were really flirting yeah i know and now it seems
like they're never going to be able to go on a real date because that I don't buy that.
I don't buy.
You can.
There's a history with them.
Every red carpet.
He walks up.
He's like, you're so beautiful.
Oh, my gosh, Amelia.
And they're like, he likes witches.
He likes witches.
I don't think Amelia is a witch, but no, but he has quirky taste.
Yeah.
And she's pretty and got a good personality.
So Demi Lovato goes viral for being frozen.
Demi Lovato has now gone viral twice for being frozen while taking paparazzi pictures.
One with Finn now on the red carpet.
Okay, let's see the frozen.
I haven't seen frozen.
This is like a Dan Big Cat Cats playbook.
Oh, I mean mean that's scary well she probably she didn't probably doesn't want a repeat of the
picture so she always stays smiling do you guys remember the poop meme
no the poop meme yeah i think if you've seen it you if you see it you might remember it can you
pull it up austin poop meme demi lovato poop meme poop with a p poop poop p she has a face
like she's pooping like poop the one on the right yeah do you guys remember that no but that's a
that doesn't even i mean is that like a real photo yeah this this thing on the left of the
cartoon drawing is brutal yes they called her called her Poo Lovato.
So maybe she's just always staying strapped with her smile so that she never repeats this.
Yeah, I have no problem with that.
When I take pictures, I do a couple things. I try to suck my gut in.
So sometimes you'll see my rib cage coming out a little bit because it's like I'm going in.
All right, pretend I'm taking a picture of you right now.
What would you do?
That was pretty good, Dave. That was pretty good dave that was pretty good though yeah that's good and i'll sometimes go tip your toes up but like people start talking to me you know i'm sure you guys have had people
ask for pictures but then when the picture's being snapped they're like asking you they ask
you a question and you just gotta it blows my mind it blows my mind you're like waiting for it
and they're like talking it's like, buddy, I'm sucking in.
I got my smile on.
My toes are up.
My toes are up.
Like, come on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on now.
Yeah.
So she was frozen.
Landon Barker under fire for baby oil at a club.
Landon Barker has been catching heat for being accused of having a deep
ditty themed party because baby oils were brought out to his table at a
club.
Landon apologized and clarified on his TikTok that while he did
celebrate his birthday at Nobu before
the club, when they went to the club, they
joined another person's table. He couldn't see that bottles of baby
oil were close to the table.
I don't really give a
fuck about this, to be honest.
But why baby oil?
It's kind of a joke, no?
I don't know.
Maybe it's a too soon moment okay you know
people getting like sexually assaulted
and stuff yeah fair touche
yeah I guess I don't see the joke
good point Josh
oh this baby oil that Diddy used with drugs
do you think they'll definitely be
Diddy baby oil like Halloween costumes
I was gonna say there's 100% going to be Halloween costumes.
Yeah.
No doubt.
Yeah.
And they're all wearing white, so it looks like a legit Diddy-themed party right here.
Yeah, but if you are going to Nobu and you are going out and stuff,
his whole crew, I think, wears like...
They'll dress up and wear matching suits to go out all the time.
They'll do that.
That's their MO.
They like to style up. Every time I've hung out out with landon he's wearing something like a suit it's i respect
you got to own it if you're gonna do it i don't i don't hate that the first woman on the moon
will wear prada nasa's playing their first trip to the moon since 1972 um on the exhibition the
first women on the moon will wear woman on the moon will wear a prada designed spacesuit fucking all right playa that's crazy she should quit walk out of that it's kind of cool
do you want prada making your spacesuit though yeah it's kind of cool their shit looks spacey
like that actually is a good designer brand for it yeah yeah the big boots that they yeah
yeah they kind of do that shit so good for them
vinnie hacker a troy civion and charlie xex's concert vinnie hacker came out to troy civion's
one of your girls performance the la leg of the sweat tour while fans are excited to be
vinnie hacker some thought he looked too straight i don't even know what the fuck that means isn't
he straight i thought so i'm pretty sure troyye Sivan will bring out guys and then... Oh, that's a guy.
Troye Sivan is a guy.
Troye Sivan?
Yeah, Troye Sivan.
Got it.
Got it.
They kind of look alike.
Well, he is straight, I think. straight i think all right we get it this is where i'm like just old. Like I didn't know who that guy was.
I thought it was a girl.
Choice of Vaughn is popping off right now.
He is on tour with Charlie XCX together, the Sweat Tour.
So they have like, it's cool.
They're both on tour together and they like switch times on stage.
And then like perform together.
Choice of Vaughn has been big for a while though.
Never heard of him.
I feel like he's really having his moment right now though.
Yeah.
I think I've heard about Choice of Vaughn.
Vinny Hacker is always the most charismatic-looking guy.
He's very handsome on camera, but he is straight.
So what do you mean he played too straight?
What's he supposed to do?
Suck his dick?
I think Ross Lynch went up with him one time with Troye Sivan as well.
And maybe Ross Lynch played a better gay.
Yeah.
I don't know that you
can criticize somebody is like too straight when he is straight yeah britney broski booted for doing
the apple dance britney broski was among the group chosen to do the apple dance during charlie xcx's
apple in la during the performance she was shoved off screen by an unknown man the internet quickly
discovered the man to be topher goawk Roger, a people writer producer.
He has privileged his Instagram account since the viral moment.
Privated.
Privated.
Privated.
Not privileged it.
What would that even mean?
It is my privilege account.
I don't know.
Honest to judge, I don't know what any of this means.
I don't know what the Apple dance is.
I didn't know this tour was going on.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
I didn't know this tour was going on.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
Oh, this guy just wanted to get in there.
He's like doing the dance.
Oh, my God.
That's awful.
I had already seen this video, and I thought it was so funny.
I haven't seen Britney say anything about it.
She might have, and maybe I just didn't see the clip. Yeah, you this would be right up britney's alley to like say something hilarious right away like you would think she would have been on that
coming home from the show right like there was no she had to have said something had to have or
she's going to on her podcast or something because that's hilarious hilarious it almost is she like
disappeared like that's what you want if you're britney broski like
you root for that to happen she hasn't said anything the internet's going viral but she
hasn't said anything yeah like when i got arrested at the super bowl i'm like yes
like thank god that happened i know i have like gold content yeah this is awesome wow it almost
is so good it makes me think it's planned yeah right right it's like
the way the guy came right into the camera and almost no one really made like a thing about it
it's almost makes me think it's planned but it's so funny it's so funny um sorry i had an ice cube
in my mouth logan paul ksi mr beast lunchable spinoff has mold oh I mean that's not great all right well this is
tough because well many customers have pointed out YouTuber Rosanna Passon who has previously
spoken out against Mr. Beast has made this incident go even more violent because lunch
lunchly she bought has mold this isn't their fault like I've been in the frozen it is but i've been in the frozen pizza
business you're gonna get hit every now and again with a bad package there's nothing you can do when
you're like i'm sure you can but the mass production like i would be furious people
would send me like mangled one bite pizzas or more and i mean oh what the fuck i complain
but then walmart would
be like we're doing like millions yeah occasionally one doesn't make it from the truck to the freezer
or something so it's i mean i don't know that you can blame those guys they're not the ones
packing all this shit yeah i wonder if there's a lot of people that are experiencing this versus
just this like one person right it's been more than just the one person but who knows how many people
just saying it because it could be a batch you never know uh man pisses in a bag on k-bear woman
flying k-bear is vlogging her experience on the eight-person plane when a man in front of her
peed in a paper that is crazy a paper bag it's gonna leak through it's leaking through I've flown Cape Air
no less than
50 times
I have a place in Nantucket
I've flown it all the time
to pee on a Cape Air flight
it almost
makes me feel staged
like you happen to be live blogging it
and someone does this cause there's no room on these
flights there is no room let me see it at this point just pee your pants we're having a live
play sesh going on right now come with me on a very tiny scary little plane to um main let's go I mean, that didn't seem that fake to me.
No, it's crazy.
That's a wild move.
My question is, how are you getting in an angle That didn't seem that fake to me. No, it's crazy. That's a wild move. How do you even?
My man really had to pee.
My question is, how are you getting in an angle that one is looking non-suspicious and
two is allowing you to whip out your cock and pee in a bag without other people noticing
and seeing, especially like a flight attendant or something, right?
How are you getting all this stuff?
Well, no, there's no flight.
It's even more confusing.
These planes, Josh, they're 8-seater.
They're tiny.
They're like you.
It would be hard to even maneuver.
It's very odd.
Like, these are tiny, tiny little planes.
Like, you're on top of everybody in it.
It's crazy.
Like, there's no way to do it without being seen.
It's just.
Like everyone.
Yeah, it's crazy.
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Victoria's Secret and Fashion Show returns.
I did not watch it.
This is.
Did you guys watch it?
I did not.
I had like an audition to do while this was going on, but I popped in and out.
It was like Gabby Super Bowl.
She was freaking out for three days before this thing came out.
I saw some criticisms of like the outfits and the hair and the floor was uneven so people kept like tripping this was the the the scene of one of our old
old school barstool people a very famous barstool incident i got in a fight with christy tegan
during the victoria's secret fashion show this had to be i don't know 10
15 years ago but this is at the time that i was online 24 7 hunchback like i we hadn't made it
yet i just was always online my crush and probably my all-time crush is candace swainpole i've
mentioned her a couple times yeah this she was in her prime so
she's walking and strutting and i'm still not good at making anything graphic i'm like i'm gonna make
a video a hell's bells video you know acdc hell's bells and i'm gonna cut her walk in it'll cut to
her face or boobs or walk with hell's bells playing in the background this is like maybe an hour hour and a half project
for me on my phone to like do it like it's really hard for me to do so i'm doing it which prior to
starting that chrissy tegan was in the crowd and i and i always thought chrissy tried to be too cool
for school so i was like obviously chrissy tegan's being cool girl. Chrissy tweeted it. And then I went on my way of making this Hell's Bells video.
Chrissy, who I never interacted with, saw my tweet.
And she tweeted at me, at me next time, tough guy.
I didn't see the tweet.
I was, like, doing the Hell's Bells video.
The entire internet.
Barstool people were like, oh, my God, Chrissy killed Dave.
Because I was silent. By the time I were like, oh, my God, Christy killed Dave because I was silent.
By the time I realized it, it was too late.
I was just like, I was making a Hells Bells video.
I actually met Christy multiple times and became friendly with her and laughed about it.
But, yeah, that was an all time.
You can still Google Hells Bells Christy Teigen.
It's like Christy Teigen murdered Dave.
It had the internet
going so yeah very cool though full story then i did the victoria's i did the sports illustrated
swimsuit party a decade later christy tegan was in it and um they weren't letting like normal
media do christy she was like superstar and she's like the only person i'll talk to is dave so that was kind of a cool moment that's a cool moment yeah it's so
barstool at its beginning was um a little pervy huh just like videoing girls walking around we
were young dumb and full of cum like we're all like these young guys. Wow. That, yeah, doubled down on my statement for sure.
No, it was definitely like guys, like we would say, and that stuff has stuck with us.
Like the internet was a different, different time.
It was a different place back then.
It was a totally different place.
Oh, you could say whatever you wanted and no one cared.
And we never deleted it.
But yeah, you go back and read some of the blogs.
And I mean mean they're
very crude it's like locker room talk which you couldn't say like i used to call everybody cunts
yeah you can't you can't probably get away with that i'm not even saying women men i uh sales guy
i used to call i called like a buffalo like i just it was a word i used interchangeably i actually
wrote a blog i want to bring the word back i think it's a word i use interchangeably i actually wrote a blog i want to
bring the word back i think it's a great word to bring back i think it's a good word to bring back
look at the uk they got a couple things going right and one of them is that they use the word
cunt i wrote a big blog it's like what is the difference between calling somebody a dick
they're or a cunt they're both like privates but they're very different words in the meaning
maybe brie you can try like larry david actually did an episode on it on uh kirby or enthusiasm
and no one yelled at him but when i did it i got they're like of course he does but i was trying
to prove a point it just sounds so extreme i don't like i like it it's just like cunt oh i don't know
like when i watch football to myself i still do that if
a guy drops a pass i'll be fucking cunt yeah yeah if i'm gonna stub my toe i'll probably say like
cunt yeah playing golf hit a bad shot top of ball it's coming out yeah for sure but it's a violent
word for some reason like has a different even though it's the equal like if you say dick no one seems to care yeah it holds a lot of like power the word
to me it's it's less like grotesque than saying like pussy like oh like when i hear that word
i'm more like oh than when i hear cunt you know anyways there's a wild time back there and to be
honest it kind of i don't want to say shaped how barstool went but it did because people
would go back and look what they said it's like yeah but kind of everywhere like we had
jenna marbles doing the exact female version it was just different times um tom holland and zendaya
read early spider-man script like out loud to people or they just write it to themselves is josh excited for a fourth
spider-man i don't know why this are you like a spider-man guy i am a spider-man guy i love
spider-man so yeah i'm excited for this i mean i didn't i didn't know i was such a big spider-man
guy that i was gonna get the little solo shout out on the sheet so it feels good to be recognized
but um yeah yeah no i'm stoked i'm stoked i got
the tattoo with power comes responsibility so i'm ready to go all right oh you i didn't know
you had that i mean that me either that gives i mean it's not like that i didn't get it say
i didn't get it for spider-man though like my dad kind of stole it from spider-man and said it to me
a lot and then so it's very dead like became something that
i like always like would go back to through my life and like when i moved from la that's when i
got it because i was out here alone and i was like okay like i got a lot of stuff going on
with power comes responsibility let's get the tattoo so that's okay fair enough yeah uh do
lapia zendaya share rock uh at the rock and roll hall of fame i saw zendaya Cher at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I saw Zendaya. I mean, that is breathtaking.
She looks amazing.
I can't even believe she's a real human being.
And I mean, Dua Lipa is obviously like super attractive and hot.
But I mean, personally, I think Zendaya is putting everybody in a body bag.
She looks so good.
Yeah, she is like supermodel status beauty.
Really everything. She's like just a list of the a list
right now um lifetime releasing taylor swift travis kelsey holiday movie what's funny is the
guy who played gronk in the hernandez is playing travis kelsey no just throw him around for all
the football players he's just typecasted as a tight end football player yeah i do think taylor and travis will watch this i don't know if i will i'm not a holiday movie guy
i mean you gotta watch it almost as like taylor and kelsey they gotta watch it almost as like
just in the parody yeah right yeah yeah you got me i am a holiday not this time like i'll watch
like i watch probably elf four times every holiday season. Classic. Can't go wrong.
That's a good one.
Nick Jonas runs offstage after a laser is pointed at him.
The Jonas Brothers concert parade was briefly halted
after Nick Jonas ran offstage because a laser was pointed at him.
Concert venue confirmed the use of prohibited laser pointer
caused the delay.
Some fans are saying Nick overreacted,
while others believe he's justified.
I would say you're justified.
Who the fuck knows what's going on nowadays?
Yeah. You see a laser, you're like, I'm about to get shot yeah 100 100 i'm running the fuck away and it's pointed right at my forehead of all places are you kidding me
but what's the alternative be like yeah i'm probably all right oh nope so i'm not all right
no doubt uh sydney sweeney post pictures from new role as boxer christy martin
people were going nuts on these because she's such a such a sex symbol and here she's not but
that's what actresses do yeah i think this is cool i think this is really cool for her to do
it kind of is going to be able to show people you know she's more than just someone that
people think is really good looking like she's someone that can actually act. She wasn't super good looking in that HBO show.
Everybody loves white Lotus.
Yeah.
Oh,
I thought you were talking about regular girl.
Yeah.
For some reason.
I was like,
I'm pretty sure that's where,
no,
I've never seen you for,
can you guys hear the dog?
Jack?
She is in this.
Look at those triceps.
Oh yeah.
They're fine.
Triceps are fine.
No,
I sang the dogs. i didn't know i could
hear oh we got beat the beagle i thought you were like i thought you were like kind of like
man triceps are fine no no no uh wicked poster stirs up controversy poster for highly anticipated
wicked film adaptation released and fan edit went viral if the star of the film criticized it
cindy arivio took to answer him story to slam
the edit saying it's the most offensive thing i've ever seen it degrades me to edit my face and hide
my eyes is to erase me she also slammed commenters who asked is your pussy green
oh my gosh most fans think cynthia overreacted but when co-star Ariana Grande was asked her opinion,
she said AI is conflicting and troublesome.
Fans are going to make edits regardless.
She has so much respect for her sister, Cynthia.
But didn't Wicked itself release this?
No, that was a fan edit.
Oh.
The one that's edited of is the actual poster.
But they edited the poster.
But they edited the witch and the girl.
And she's mad about it?
Yeah.
That seems a little crazy.
Wait, which one is...
I don't know what she's...
She's mad about the cartoon one, right?
No, I'll show you the actual process of that.
I don't really know what...
That's the real one. That's the real one.
That's the real one.
Okay.
Oh, there's a video.
She made it look like the cartoon one.
Oh, she's mad about that one. Yeah, she just made it look like the cartoon one i don't
see what's such a big deal about this right neither i'm totally lost like it's just like
oh let me like make this kind of like the og i don't think it was like this in anybody at least
i'm not taking it as it does this is crazy yeah i don't think the person that made that had any
bad intentions no crazy also was that even ai that didn't think the person that made that had any bad intentions. No, crazy. Also, was that even AI?
That didn't even seem like AI.
No, that seems like someone doing graphic design.
Yeah, it's just Photoshop.
SNL impersonates TikTok.
On the most recent SNL episode, the show did a TikTok for you,
and they made a sketch that did impersonations of Alex Cooper,
and Aaron Smith, Harry Daniels, and other TikTokers.
I saw the boom guys.
I laughed at the Alex one.
Yeah, it was pretty good. I thought the Alex one was funny. Does Dave get the references? I don't know. Let's see. I saw the boom guys. I laughed at the Alex one. Yeah, it was pretty good.
I thought the Alex one was funny.
Does Dave get the references?
I don't know.
Let's see.
I saw the Alex one.
I saw, I think, the boom guys.
Guys, TikTok shop, 30% off.
My cortisol has dropped.
Woo!
Okay, so today I am trying the Hennessy-
I know that guy.
The little Fruity Pebble chicken sandwich
from Lisa's Soul Food in Atlanta. I'm not going to lie, y'all. I know that guy.
I'm not gonna lie, y'all.
That's nasty.
Today my husband asked for beef tacos,
and I didn't want to let him down,
so I slaughtered our cow and picked the corn myself.
Yeah, I saw this one.
The boom guys have grown on me somehow.
Costco guys say.
Oh, that's our girl.
Yeah. resist the temptation of the snow bunny you don't want it see how i'm vibrating off my cellulite very demure very mindful hey baby you want oh what is up daddy gang it is your founding father
today's topic is when to put a finger in our guest today is secretary of homeland security
alejandro mayorkas the comment to like ratio is nuts on these videos. I know.
34,000 likes, 66,000 comments.
Thank you.
That was sick.
Oh, I know this one.
Yes.
Look at this crab meat.
It's sick.
It's insane.
Looks nice.
Yo, come on, chat.
Chill.
I'm not going to light the fireworks in my freaking basement, bro.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, God!
Thank you for being here, Mr. President.
Yes, well, they tell me you're a tremendous success in terms of views and with regard to virgins.
So it's a great honor.
How long is this skit?'s not whatever yeah yeah i mean i i knew alex i recognized the phone
the the food guy and the boom guys the most i didn't but i like the alex part yeah alex is
just moving his shit i i would love i wish i was in that so bad. Such a flex to be like spoofed on SNL.
Bethany Franklin was in it.
I know.
Tommy Smokes got spoofed when he was Vape God.
Vape God, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That thing was such a good moment, man.
I remember seeing that.
It was just huge.
I remember laughing so hard at the Vape God moment.
That's got to be the top tier Tommy moment.
Is that the top Tommy Smokes moment of all time? top barstool moment one of them is so good i remember
when he he asked me he's like hey fox wants me to go talk about vaping but they don't know that
it was a spoof like they're asking like because tom was being a vape god spoof in the office
yeah it's a joke.
And then they wanted him as, like, a legit expert.
And he's really good at that.
He's very good at that type of stuff, playing the character.
So it was great.
Commits to the role.
Very committed.
BFF's Corner.
Pete the Beagle.
Welcome.
I saw this.
Awesome.
And he and Miss Peaches are, like, best friends.
It's crazy how quickly they bonded. Awesome. And he and Miss Peaches are like best friends. It's crazy how quickly they bonded.
Good.
Because at the start, it looked like Miss Peaches was a little bit like, hey, this is my dad.
This is like, what are you doing here, Pete the Beagle?
Get off my head.
Get off my head.
Pete the Beagle is not cut out to be the star that Peaches is.
Like Peaches, if you go out in public, anybody says hello.
She's right up.
Grab her face.
Pet her.
Pete is skittish.
So if someone, like, people see us out and they want to go say hello, he tries to bolt.
So they're very different in that regard.
But I'm very happy.
They keep each other company and keeps Miss Peaches young.
I mean, this is the cutest photo ever with Pete lying on her.
Yeah, I was like, date her backside.
Oh, so cute.
So cute.
Is Pete getting better? What's that so peaches getting better what's that
is pete getting better with the people or no not yet not strangers no like me yes but
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Let's get back to the episode.
All right.
Well,
now we're into,
I guess the Swifty part of the show.
So gone viral.
I went to the errors tour and,
and I met you on here.
I'm like,
originally I was like,
well,
they did reach out or we reached out to try to get like Tickets really VIP
Got hooked up
Went night to Miami
Awesome
I mean it was the same exact
Experience they gave me really
Brie when I went to Zach like
Park in the back with the trucks
Like whisk you in
Put you in the VIP they have drinks
They have everything like bath it was
awesome the vip was uh myself billy joel uh george stefanopoulos who's like i don't know
if you guys know him he's like a political guy yeah uh i saw and then um what uh dixie dixie i saw dixie came in miami yeah she was there she i don't know where she was
the beginning of the show with kate i didn't know kate's our publicist um the worldwide publicist
what's her last name bailey kate bailey yeah yeah still getting on me for in skinny jeans like four
years ago so vip area oh and sarah michelle geller buffy the vampire slayer
so that was the vip section so many like swifties there i i got at one point i had to change the
the the friendship bracelets because they're cutting my circulation off tons like beaches
what's that it looks like wrist weights you have on yeah i had a. I gave a bunch away. I wore the jacket. But the highlight clearly had to be the letter.
What?
Had to be the letter.
It was.
Obviously.
Tell us everything.
So Austin Swift, her brother, comes up.
And he's like, hey, nice to meet you.
Glad we came.
Taylor wanted me to give you this.
So it's a letter.
I'm kind of freaking out.
It's crazy. had it's like
the little dave with the star and how cool is this part her 13 she has like the old school
stamp on it i mean that's that's that's some big baller shit right there you know what i mean you're
doing letters you're doing candle wax like seals oh come on so she wrote me and i've read it it's a super nice
letter dave i'm so happy to have you at the show tonight i want to say thank you for always being
so supportive so loyal for having my back when a lot of people didn't uh i hope you have a blast
and i love taylor little heart she got the songwriter feline enthusiastic enthusiast
stationary so that was super sweet didn't have to do it concert continues
austin comes back out and he's like hey is it okay like my mom really wants to meet you
she asked me i was like holy fuck that's like the gretzky it's like yeah of course went over
gives me a big hug and like it was a long hug and and she's essentially like thank you for the support i feel
like you kind of get some of the stuff she's dealt with because i think implying like i've
said that people have made shit up about me and it's like not true so she's like we've seen it
we appreciate it like we're so happy you came talk to her for a little bit um so that was also
a great moment.
Went back to seeing the show,
hugged her again, walking out.
Someone actually got the second hug on video.
Like somebody paparazzi-ed it.
Like we basically gave her another hug leaving.
I also just saw another video.
So this is the second hug.
And I'm not a hugger,
but we had such a big first hug.
You had to double down.
You got to go for another hug.
Second hug.
I did see somebody be like, we're not real Swifties because we left early.
Someone said you were a performance Swifty.
That's something different.
But somebody paparazzi'd us, and we'll get to that.
Somebody paparazzi'd us at the show.
Is this it?
Day four, no ain't it, girl?
Not it.
So somebody came up to us in Taylor's camp.
And I don't know if this is true at Zach's shows, too.
But she's like, if you don't leave now, you're going to be stuck here for like ever.
Like they shut down that entire area where we were.
So they're like, you should leave now.
They're like, you can stay, but you're going to be here for hours.
So it's like, all right.
He basically told us that's when we should walk out if we want to leave.
So that's why we did it.
It was after the surprise songs.
So that's not us leaving early.
That was literally someone come out.
It's like, now's the time to go in this section because they lock it down because I guess they let Taylor and everybody in that section leave and you're just stuck there. So that's why we did that. And then, of course, not of course, the final.
texted me being like the swifties are coming for you like right before the show and it was this girl who basically said i was not a real swifty this is prior to the concert and i'm performative
and this and that so i had to show the letter she has since gone private and said i took the l i
appreciate the grace dave portnoy because i took the taylor route i'm like i preach love the smitty
route but it was i could tell you were
you were hoping you you wanted to go at her a little bit i thought i proved my point i thought
i proved my point being like oh i'm not real swifty hand handwritten note and hand to god
i think the note is better than meeting her for a picture it feels personal way more personal a lot
of people get pictures with how
many people are getting letters from a letter there's also some guy ross which i had i didn't
know who he was at the time but i guess he's like travis kelsey's one of his best friends
people are freaking out that he was there but overall it was spectacular night it's crazy how
long she performs i mean it's just crazy like three and a half, four hour performance. So overall, a great, great time.
I have nothing bad to say.
And it was insane.
It was insane having her brother and her mother like truly be like, thank you.
We're very not that like appreciation, but being like, yeah, thank you for the support.
So that was very, very cool.
Yeah.
So how many times have you
read the letter since you've gone in what is the furthest away it's been from your body do you
think like a foot like it's been away so all right the jacket yeah i got the jacket back and it's way
cooler than i even imagined because people i didn't realize this are putting in little notes
like of their experience from each night.
And you go through the bracelets.
It's like Hamburg night one, London night two, like Tokyo.
It's everywhere with pictures.
So it is kind of giving me a little bit of the chills seeing it.
The jacket's been everywhere.
So what I did is I took a picture of the note and wrote like a little thing.
And I actually gave the KFC's younger daughter.
So it's been close.
I may frame the note.
It's a super cool, super nice thing.
Like it's a thoughtful fucking thing to do by her.
So you have to frame it.
Yeah, it's crazy.
You got to frame it.
It's a cool.
It's a really cool note how much do you think uh how much do you think you know you talking about it on bffs has contributed to them seeing this
all of it it's the only place i think there's a bunch of factors i think she's pretty aware of
things um bff for sure nice that's how i just wanted a little cred i just wanted a little cred i also
had that mutual for a bit right i had a mutual for a bit yeah for sure i think it's all i think
people forget how long like i've been doing it pre-bff like not taking away from bff no like i
have been adamant on her side and i even told her mother it's like you know it wasn't even the music to
begin with it was like kanye stealing the mic is really when i was like what the fuck was that
about and since then i've been like pretty hardcore so i think it's all of it and it's
been endless and i've met travis before like if i saw travis i'd be prior even to to um to taylor
i'd be like what's up travis and i went for i used to trash him because as a grump
guy but um so i think it's just a lot yeah no that makes sense i mean i remember you talking
about like the scooter braunt scooter braunt that was like wait that was before the podcast
i'd seen that clip before the pod and you didn't remember when kanye was going at her
that was before people just accepted that he was a nutcase. That was when she was really getting the hate for some reason.
Yeah.
They hadn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because he was crafting a story and he has crazy fans.
It wasn't true.
And he really hadn't revealed his true colors yet.
So yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was a,
it was an unbelievable night.
I couldn't believe she did that.
That was like,
it's monumental.
It's monumental. I mean, she's arguably the biggest star on the planet she is the biggest star yeah i don't know i don't know
if there's much arguing to that actually i'm pretty sure that's just the statement and it is
what it is it was bigger than her nobody um moms love the pod after joff gave a shout out to the
moms who listen bfs they came out in droves to prove they listen well that was i guess they do like hey i i had a feeling you know there was something inside of me
that was like i gotta just i gotta give a shout out to the moms today you know and i'm glad i did
because did they ever turn out we had thousands of comments thousands hell yeah like i'm a mom
i'm a mom i'm a mom love to moms love to moms
one last story from
the Taylor concert
I threw a joke that didn't really land
to Billy Joel
I wouldn't mind if you played
a quick scenes from an Italian restaurant
tonight he
didn't give me the response I thought that was like my
entry like hey Billy I'm a big fan which I
am a gigantic Billy Joel fan.
You've talked about him on the pod too.
I love Billy Joel.
Did he just not respond?
He was just like, what?
He was like, huh?
Oh, that hurts.
That hurts.
The sympathy laugh is maybe the worst.
I didn't say anything to him the rest of the night.
Let him be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you do after that?
If you say something else,
and it also isn't like the
biggest hit ever it's like you've now solidified yourself as that weird guy that tried to talk to
him at the taylor 100 i just walked back first thing i say go that that didn't land at all
the high noon bride who's left the altar responds doesn't like the cape slander dave my man
my day was hard enough i don't need any cape slander. Dave, my man, my day was hard enough.
I don't need any cape slander.
But thank you for the hard noon, high noon saved my day.
Dave, someone else, last thing you should do is criticize your cape after being left at the altar, but definitely give her high noon for life.
P.S. The cape is iconic.
It's okay to just say you don't have fashion sense.
Just kidding.
Love you.
That's fine.
I think it's a good thing.
I think it's a good thing.
You don't wear the cape. It doesn't even count. Yeah, it doesn't even count yeah it doesn't matter it doesn't count you
didn't go you didn't get married yeah i like this comment i like i like i actually clicked the like
button on her comment i like to show her some love how to show her some love and she's taking
it in the right way you know what i mean she's still joking back with us it's all fun i mean
i don't understand someone's got to wipe this girl up she seems like
she's got a good sense of humor seems like she's got the banter someone bring that girl to the
altar find her true love yeah maybe next time she'll just like fly away from the altar you know
what i mean i mean you maybe i don't know no one's ever accused me of being the best fashion guy
like i said tape bailey quite literally has just smashed me for wearing skinny jeans for years.
That's all she does.
I didn't even wear them.
I just improved on the jeans.
Last one.
Is there a Plan Brie update?
Brie?
Plan Brie update.
Right now we're on a mental health hiatus.
Seems to be everything I say on that podcast is wrong.
So we were like, let's just stop it for a little bit.
We have our tour documentary coming out October 27th, though.
So we'll be updated.
Jimmy, want to read the comments?
A few of them?
Yeah, we can do that.
By the way, I was going to try to wait to unveil the letter on BFFs,
and I just couldn't.
Too many people were like, we got to know how it went.
I mean, i appreciate you
thinking of us but i didn't expect that from also it was in the kfc's daughter video before you even
put that out so i was like at some point you're gonna have to talk about it anyway so many people
and i mean did kfc go to this too no nope it was uh his ex with their family and kids i actually saw it i was out what what day was the
concert saturday yes i saw gaz out that night and he told me about the letter and i was going to
pretend i didn't know on bfs because i wanted it to be a big surprise yeah you already put it
everywhere i i was going to wait and then it was just people are just like how was it how was it
how was it i knew i had this other video of me being
called a fake swifty out there so it's like all right i have to do and by the way flavor flavor
people trying to do he was there i think the other night the king and the swiffies i don't
fucking care that was like that was i was just trying to reply to a video so that that
me versus flavor flavor is totally blown out of proportion.
Kanye and Dave are definitely the same height if not Kanye's taller. Be so for real
Dave. I would bet my life this
is untrue.
Was this an argument? I don't know.
I think Dave just made a comment about
calling him, yeah, five foot. How tall
does it say he is?
Kanye height.
I mean, he's there's no way he's five eight get the fuck out of here emily okay i would bet he's deaf yeah five eight exactly i i just had a look at him hey little man
nice nice how's the weather down there kind of thing um that's why josh is taller than dave
because he drinks his milk i mean maybe yeah probably
that's a good point i got strong ass white bones man growing growing boy maybe
i would suspect k and k do not know who dave is is that kim and car i know that to be a 1000
i don't know about Kanye I know Kim 1000%
knows who I am I have people who are very
close to her
like food god
he'd be one for sure and he's like
said like hey you gotta chill on that
so I mean it's quite obvious
yeah
mom here who has watched every
episode because my lover Hall passed Dave, but Bree and Josh have grown on me too.
So BFF mom squad here.
Okay, let's go.
Shout out the moms, man.
My lover Hall passes Dave.
I'll take that.
I guess I probably, I wonder.
It's like, it can't be Josh.
It's too weird maybe?
So it's like they're like.
Too young, yeah.
Everyone's always mad at Bree,
but Bree just, no, I love you.
And you too lit.
Oh, I'm too lit.
Thank you, Kimberly Duffy.
You too lit too.
You too lit.
As a 23-year-old girl who works in sports,
basketball, and hockey, preach Dave.
We know we have to work holidays,
extremely long days, and late nights.
Dave with wisdom, thank you.
Anybody with a brain knows that.
I saw the clip.
I mean, the dumb dumb air smart air clip
it got some good traction on tiktok and everyone in the comments was agreeing they were like yeah
you get a job you know what when you're gonna work yeah it's crazy love when dave gets fired up not
the dumb air also breathe just live your life girl people hate to see you up and thanks josh for the
mom joke give us more this person was just handing out cookies.
Handing out cookies.
Has this been the sweetest comment section we've ever read?
Oh, I'm sure it's going to take a turn.
It's making me feel.
It makes me feel like something's coming.
I'd give my life to work at Barstool.
I seriously can't believe people try to put Dave under fire for telling his workers to show up to work.
Thank you.
Well, this is getting mysterious now.
Mysteriously nice.
Dave is a Chris Elliott.
Now it's mean.
Okay.
Do you guys know who Chris Elliott is?
No.
No.
But you said it's mean, so he's not hot?
No.
Do you believe it to be true, Dave?
No, I don't.
Oh.
Yeah, exactly.
That looks like if you and Gaz had a baby, maybe.
Yeah, it looks more like Gaz, to be honest.
It does kind of look like Gaz.
Gaz and Dave like love child.
No, keep me out of it.
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that all the comments?
No, no, I lost it.
Sorry.
I don't know where it went.
Oh, that's all good.
We could end it on a horrible note for Dave.
I know, right?
We can't get...
I like Priscilla, too.
He's very funny. We want a Brie backflip during Dave. I know, right? We can't get... I like Priscilla, too. He's very funny.
We want a Brie backflip during the ep.
Oh, I never said she was backflip.
Yeah, you were bragging.
You were.
I was bragging.
Like, braggadocious.
If you send a video, we'll put it in the pod.
Okay.
All right.
I got you, guys.
I kind of want to live react, though.
All right.
Maybe we'll see you for the next one.
Dave is a younger male version of Judge Judy.
Thank you.
I like this. Yeah. I like judge judy she's awesome
josh be my date to the met gala i have a crush on you hotel california you got tickets to the met
yeah right i need dave to not listen to the asshole swiffies the real ones no taylor wouldn't accept the hate towards dave thank you i will say i wasn't maybe as distraught as i let on about that girl's
comments i was more like trying to drop a mic a little bit i really think you would get more
attention from her if not for his co-host loud dislike for her oh for me yeah i don't i don't
think you have i don't really loudly hate her i don't hate her or not
like yeah i was gonna say it's definitely not about me but i don't say i hate her i just said
i don't really i'm not a swifty and to be honest it's but i've heard that barcelon part of my take
is done like dumb jokes but then you have like taylor watch like kelly and and geo would quite
literally die for her so that thing about barstool is we
have people across the spectrum and they can like say whatever you want like whoever you want do
whatever you want yeah barstool isn't a biased place josh try not saying like every five seconds
all right dangy thank you my bad my bad dave has got the best superior art complex it's so funny thanks
brie and dave are both wastes of air time oh yeah i don't know
you just want josh to talk the whole time yeah i mean that would be that would be a lonely podcast
um dad here with two young boys.
Also appreciated the joke, Josh.
Shout out from Newfoundland.
Okay, home.
The hometown.
I mean, not mine, my mother's.
That was a mom joke to me?
Yeah, and the dad liked it.
I guess there's some dads on here around.
I'll think of a dad joke for next week.
Give me a beat.
I'll get the dads for next week.
And shout out Newfoundland.
So that's it. That's the episode. We get the dads for next week. And shout out Newfoundland. So that's it.
That's the episode.
We'll see you guys next week.
Bye, guys.
Peace.