BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY RECAPS TAYLOR SWIFT’S ERA’S TOUR — BFFs EP. 132

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Sorry, guys. I had to get the mug of the week situated. We good? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:00:15 Weird. There's only one. You didn't even ask about the mug of the week thing, though, when I just kind of brought it up. I was like, oh, I'm sorry I'm late. I had to get the mug of the week organized. And you and you were like we good let's see the fucking mug well it's like the first topic again so i figured we'd get to it right like it's literally topic see i don't i i didn't mean for it to be topic one i didn't need for it to be topic one but like i put it out there i was hoping to maybe receive something back but since it's topic topic one, I'll talk about it.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Well, we haven't even started. Are we good? What do you mean? Are we good? I was just waiting for Austin to be like, yeah, you're good to go. I think we're good to go. Okay. I think we're good.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Is Bree dark? Let's see. Bree talk. But she's fine on the actual show. Okay. Well, let's just start. Brought to you by Raising Cane's. A little sad. I'm in Montauought to you by Raising Cane's. A little sad.
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Starting point is 00:01:43 Okay, Josh, you've been, like like freaking out about your mug of the week. It's got to be the best one yet, right? Well, I don't know. He's making an awful big deal about it. I don't know if I would say I was making a big deal about it. Were we recording? That was a big deal. Yeah, we were recording.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Yeah, so, I mean, the people can decide whether you're making a big deal. I think I was just more hoping that my friends were going to make a big deal. Well, I don't get it because we're not really that late. We're like two minutes. You were two minutes late. You're like, sorry, the mug. But literally the first thing on the sheet is Josh's mug of the week, which is crazy that we're starting with Josh's mug of the week.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Stop doing that. That is like BFF section, whatever. But we're going to talk about first because it's on first on the sheet. So what is this mug? Okay, it's a pretty big one. Look at how gigantic. It's like the size of my head. But let me show the picture. Dogs pooping?
Starting point is 00:02:38 A bunch of – are they pooping? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, they're pooping dogs. Because when you drink coffee, you poop? I never even thought about that correlation, actually. That's what I would think. I don't know that.
Starting point is 00:02:50 I don't know. But I think it's probably just, I think it's just probably dogs pooping. Okay. Underwhelming. That was underwhelming. I thought it was cool, Josh. You know who was underwhelming? Who?
Starting point is 00:03:00 Boston. Boston was underwhelming. Yeah. That sucked at the loss. I don't know. i mean what what were you doing with dixie why is dixie so just so i can't even i need to block my number just so people are aware games the celtics heat uh i'm a huge celtics fan i go basically to all their home games um i got i was super sick i i don't know why maybe food poisoning like i could barely move i was very very it would take a lot for me to skip game seven um but i couldn't get out of bed basically celtics lose brie out of the clouds
Starting point is 00:03:37 brie and o'malley are like we need you to be like fired up about the celtics i haven't heard either one of them like talk about sports since i've fucking known them so kind of weird to be like we need you to be like go go go keep in mind i'm on my door like desk doorstep then i think in between the process of me just like dragging myself up the stairs to go to bed i like i had a missed face time maybe i I brushing my teeth and it was Dixie like holding a picture being like pick up it's Dixie it's like are you nuts first of all and then what she's a heat fan yeah she ended up being a heat fan and she was popping bottles of champagne for the heat I don't think she's a heat fan though so I don't know why she's from Connecticut I know that's why I was
Starting point is 00:04:21 really I was very upset with that and she never has lived in Miami in her life. So what is she talking about? I don't know. It's just a band. She was rooting for the Celtics the whole time we were watching it. And then when the heat one, she popped bottles for, where were you?
Starting point is 00:04:34 We were in Delray, Florida. Oh yeah. Everyone was rooting for the heat. Well, yeah. In Florida. Although,
Starting point is 00:04:44 yeah, I guess Delray is kind of close to Miami. I mean, they go to Orlando, too. Whatever. It's like Dixie. I'll tell you what. I was very sick. Dixie's lucky I didn't pick up.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I would have, like, lost my mind on her if she was, like, rubbing in. There's nothing worse than, like, fake fans, like, rubbing in shit when they're not even involved. Anyhow. Yeah. Celtics. Kim Kardashian says her sex tape is less damaging than kanye in this season premiere of the kardashians kim stated that her sex tape would have a lesser impact on her children compared to what kanye west has said
Starting point is 00:05:16 about her including fabricating rumors kim cheating with drake and engaging in online ongoing public feuds with her kim has said that she will always bite her tongue for her children's sake, listens to Kanye's music in the car with her kids, and only speaks positively about him to the kids. Kim said when they're old enough and asked, she will sit down and talk to them about it. Do you agree with this take? More damaging.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Kanye's antics or Kim's sex tape? I agree with Kim. I feel like Kanye's antics. I feel like her sex tape has only done good things to her well i don't think most children want to see their parents like they would have to actively like search it up yeah but you think you're going through you think you're going through like elementary school and middle school without kids you may have those kids doing doing like the old prank like hey look at this picture.
Starting point is 00:06:07 And it's your like mom fucking. Boom, naked mom. Yeah, I guess. But your dad like was actively saying he hated Jewish people. Yeah, which I actually found weird. It makes me hate again Kim because Kim's like, unless this isn't the whole quote, but she's like what Kanye has said about her, including rumors of Kim cheating with Drake. Like that's your example? That's like the least damaging thing of all time.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Right. He said some like pretty outlandish things. Huh? She was trying to tell me something about it, but I can't hear you. It's from the show, so it's prerecrecorded before all of the Kanye shit came out. Got it. Okay. The anti-semitic shit. That was Devin?
Starting point is 00:06:49 Yes. I mean, she can just pipe up if she wants. She didn't have a mic. Got it. Okay. Well, overall, yee. No. It depends what we're talking about.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Because, again, if I was a little kid and you told me there was something my dad made up a rumor he goes mad that my mom had sex with like one of the most famous men on the planet verse my mom has a porn tape i think i'd be like give me the rumor about she had sex with like one of the most famous people on the planet like that's not that bad of a rumor i guess it's really not that bad. But then it's like, she looks like she's cheating on her husband and, like, fucking the kids over. But they weren't even, they were,
Starting point is 00:07:32 was that allegation out when they were together or no? And I don't think anybody even believes it at this point. I don't think it was when they were together. These seem like things that you can write off like your dad was mad. It's the degree of allegation i would rather my not think my parent was like a racist sexist anti-semitic whatever it may be piece of shit like if i thought that that's more damaging probably than the sex tape but if my dad was just like well she had sex with like uh you know drake who cares so i guess i guess it's what um the internet thinks kanye west's wife looks like pete davidson i see it is it just the haircut or you really think they look
Starting point is 00:08:17 alike i get the the bottom left two pictures i see it a little bit siblings yeah i mean who cares but i see it this next one was a shocker to me josh allen and hayley steinfeld spot on a date hayley's pretty shocked by this too hayley steinfeld i had on that list remember when we talk like who do you think is an a-list a-list who doesn't date down at all and like as we i think zendaya was who we kind of mentioned like i sort of hold highly steinfeld in that regard so but do you think this is a good pairing then i love josh allen i think i would have said previously she's out of his league but he is an awesome nfl quarterback But his last relationship kind of went up in flames, ended recently. I was surprised.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I just never hear anything about her. You could have told me she was married, and I would have been like, yeah. I know. She's never in the news with this stuff. Yeah. He had like a long-term relationship, and then six weeks later, he's with Haley Steinfeld. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Yeah. Six weeks. and then six weeks later he's with Haley Steinfeld. Yeah. Yeah. Six weeks. I think it's been a little bit longer than six weeks since Josh Allen and his girlfriend broke up, right? Didn't they break up during the playoffs? But like when they were together. Right before they lost, I think is. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:38 It was like that week. Yeah, they've been together, I think, since college. Yeah, they were together for like nine years. Yeah, a long time. And I think there was some animosity on all that stuff. Regardless, I think, since college. Yeah, they were together for like nine years. Yeah, a long time. And I think there was some animosity on all that stuff. Regardless, it's a power call. I just didn't see it coming at all. But I wonder how they met.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I'd love to know how they met. I think she slid into the DMs. I think Haley. I think she slid into the DMs. So like a guest or do you like know something? I just like heard someone say that. You heard somebody say that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:08 There's a weird sly grin on Bree's face. She knows something. I think she slid into the DMs is what I heard someone say that. You just don't hear it. Like I just heard they were dating like five seconds ago. And it seems like you're like weirdly like on this other girl's side over Haley's side because you're like together for nine years. There was like a six. It was like six weeks after.
Starting point is 00:10:30 I'm not. I'm not on anybody's side. Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean? You know this girl. You heard. Who heard? From where?
Starting point is 00:10:37 I just heard from a person that knows these people. Is the person reliable? Yeah. I need more info. Me too. That's all I got, guys. Who is she associated with out of the two of them? Him.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Got it. I don't want to get myself in trouble. Well, this show is becoming increasingly stupid. When we have information and we don't have information. I always give information. Well, I gave the information. I'm just not ratting out on who told me. You heard that she slid into his.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Allegedly. Someone in Josh Allen's camp is what it sounds like. Allegedly. So Haley Steinfeld, can someone do some research? Where is Haley Steinfeld from? I'm looking up. Okay. I feel like she's from Canada.
Starting point is 00:11:24 That would maybe make a little sense. Oh, she's from canada that would maybe make a little sense oh she's from la that makes no sense tarzana yeah does she so no she slid into his the i'm i can't believe she knew who he was yeah fully california went to high school there everything maybe they met in passing or something and then she like dm'd him a little like yeah he's a handsome dude look at him all right oops fine i'll leave it at that airbnb saves alex earl after alex earl was stranded in italy when a booking.com house that her and her friends rented didn't exist. Airbnb pulled a great PR move by saving them, putting Alex and friends in an Italian mansion.
Starting point is 00:12:12 This has to be planned. Alex Earl is going to Italy, booking just like a schmo, still booking.com? Really? I feel like she's gallivanting the globe right now on trip after trip after trip. This is running like private jets places and stuff. I don't think that she's using booking.com.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Planned. Good move, by the way, I guess either way. Just I don't believe the chain of events. Yeah, there's a lot of talk about this being all the work. Yeah, people thought it was just completely planned. It's 100% of work. I agree. there's no way i don't know maybe they just booked a shitty place in italy and then airbnb was like this
Starting point is 00:12:51 is my time when is the last time alex earl has been spotted doing anything like half ass but she's with all of her like college friends and everything aren't her college friends now pretty big influencers in their own right? Just one. She's still the it girl, so I'm having a very hard time believing that's how it went down. In fact, I'm 100% positive
Starting point is 00:13:17 that's not how it went down. You think it's 100% an ad? 100% an ad. The Little Mermaid drama backlash. Hayley's boyfriend isn't thrilled with Prince Eric. I don't know who. Halle Bailey? Halle is the new mermaid.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Ariel. Halle Bailey, who plays Ariel, is stuck in the middle of beef between her boyfriend, DDG. That's his name? Yeah. He's moonwalking in Calabasas. i wrong no you're right okay he did once moonwalking calabasas yeah well he doesn't like her real life prince charbing and on-screen prince eric jonah howard king uh after jonah said that he went with hailey to her sister after jonah this is the on-screen Prince Eric. Yes. He's so mad after Jonah said he went with
Starting point is 00:14:08 Haley to her sister Chloe's concert. Fans said that Jonah was a real man for supporting her woman's sister. DDG did not take kindly to his comments saying Jonah was not him and they didn't have the willpower to take DDG's girl. What?
Starting point is 00:14:23 What? They really think got the willpower to take DDG girl girl. What? They really think got the willpower to take DDG's girl. He's not him. Okay, so this is just beef online. Like, they're not actually saying it. No, that's his burner account. Oh, shit. That's what he was saying.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Or, yeah, because look at the DDG tweet below it. Follow my burner, Aubrey Wiggins. I'm logging out till next Thursday. Damn. 5-19. DDG's always it. Follow my burner. Aubrey Wiggins. I'm logging out till next Thursday. 519. DDG's always doing some crazy stuff. I don't even get it.
Starting point is 00:14:53 I mean, it's kind of like a Sidney Sweeney repeat just with these people now. People are shipping them because they're Ariel and Prince Charming in the movie and then he's doing things like saying I went to a concert to support a sister and people are like, DDG would never do that.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Her actual boyfriend. DDG, the actual boyfriend's like, you don't even got the willpower to take my girl. Seems like a whole lot of bull crap. DDGG did not, that's not to be confused with Davey Day Trader Global Global, which I just made a little... Well, his is just DDG did not. That's not to be confused with David Day Trader Global Global, which I just made a little.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Well, his is just DDG. Yeah. I've said it so many times. It just goes. DDG also pissed off fans who found disrespectful that DDG hadn't even seen the original Little Mermaid before seeing the live action premiere for his girlfriend. That's totally disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yeah. And tweeting it. I'd be pissed also hallie seems too sweet for him that's crazy you're not gonna go you gotta be able to go so when the new one comes out you can be like yours is so much better than the original yeah that's crazy i feel like it's... Is it that crazy? To not see the original? Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Well, I guess that's like saying, yo, you've never seen Toy Story? Like crazy, or like Lion King, and then you go and watch the new Lion King? Yeah, but your girlfriend's not the star. There's a small... Yeah, thank you, Brie. He doesn't even know what the movie's about. But he's still going to go to the movie
Starting point is 00:16:23 and support his girl's movie. Yeah, but you've got to watch the original. Be like, how long does it take to shoot a movie? Depends on the movie. It could take five years. It could take like two years. He's probably had some time to watch it. Yeah. So like your girlfriend's involved in this and you don't even know what the fuck it's about or what's going on.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Come on. Like you probably should see the movie. Yeah, and then he's beefing with the co-star. Yeah. The review bombed. Despite grossing the fifth highest Memorial Day Open weekend ever, estimated over $120 million, Little Mermaid is being reviewed bombed by people upset that Hailey is Ariel
Starting point is 00:16:59 because she's black. Okay. Well, I mean, those are racist people. Yeah. Melissa Makeup's makeup artist. Did you guys see most of the makeup did you guys see it what did you guys see it no no i did fuck no fuck no like 12 i mean what the hell so this guy just made a whole big deal about not seeing like the mermaid movie to go see this movie and then you're like fuck why did i watch this movie what am i silvana was in the little mermaid i would have seen the little mermaid probably a hundred times already so a little different melissa mccarthy's makeup artist well yeah her makeup looks insane
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Starting point is 00:18:11 everyone try talkies today and face the intensity let's get back to the show uh al pacino expect and child at 83 al pacino and uh his buddy den Niro, just father and child. Julia Pacino, 33. Anton Pacino, 22. Olivia Pacino, 22. His girlfriend is 29. Damn. Same age as his daughters.
Starting point is 00:18:36 That's crazy. I guess it's selfish, right? The kid's just not going to have a dad. Yeah. I mean, it's just physically impossible. That's what I was trying to say last week. That is a way better way of saying what I was trying to say last week that is a way better way of saying what i was trying to say last week when i was like he's gonna die and not be there for his
Starting point is 00:18:49 kid that was a way nicer way to put is it selfish if you leave him like 10 millions of dollars i mean money can't replace a father how much not everybody has a father to begin with and some people have no money and no father net worth worth of $120 million is what Google says. He's going to be worth more than that. Yeah, come on. Al Pacino. Selena Gomez yells at her security. Selena Gomez goes viral for yelling at her security team at Beyonce's concert, but it's unclear why.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Some are saying Selena, I didn't even know Beyonce was in concert. Some are saying Selena was yelling at her security team for being too aggressive with fans while others are saying she was upset with the security team for not knowing where to go. Let's see the video. Can we read her mouth? What was she saying? That was like a terrible video. Terrible.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Another video has surfaced. Of Selena? I don't know if there's enough. Like in the last like 30 seconds or was it? I literally have no idea what I'm looking at. All right. Okay. We're into yelling here.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Tom Hanks yells at a man on the red carpet. Oh, he's giving him the fist. It looked like a get out of here. Beat it, punk. That's it. There's no video of that one. Okay, great story. That was awesome.
Starting point is 00:20:20 It looks like these next couple pages didn't print for me properly. So we have cons looks. I have a blank page. Oh, boy. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's just if you wanted to talk about any of the looks that are on there. I don't know. I mean, I can't see them.
Starting point is 00:20:40 I'm going to pull it up. So the next few? Yeah. It'll look, yeah. So the next few? Yeah. It'll look, yeah. So like page eight is like empty? Oh. Yeah, looks like the rest of the way I have empty. Occasionally one prints.
Starting point is 00:20:59 I'm going to reprint them real quick. All right. So what should we do in the meantime? Just like all sit here? Rock, paper, scissors. You think there would be a delay though? No.
Starting point is 00:21:09 I mean, we can, how important are the pictures? Well, obviously for that, there's the, no, the text is all here. Oh, wait, you mean for like the tweets? Some are here,
Starting point is 00:21:19 some aren't. I guess I could like look at it on the computer if it's scrolling down they're printing right now josh i watched half of the movie i'm almost done hell yeah what did you think it's great but i fell asleep because my flight was at four in the morning fair enough fair enough i'm finished you see the part you see the part where he saves his sister i think so like he's when he's like he he has like his little like wooden stick and he reaches across and throws it and then he starts falling through that's what
Starting point is 00:21:57 you want to do right that's my part like that's the talk i've been part of the part you've been talking about i've been talking about there we go um that i want to have like the the trailer like start at okay and then it's like flash cuts from there to other okay you know yeah do those ones work to you yeah they work yeah i think we have the same printer dp tp let's go all right back in the game here. All right. We're back. We just didn't care. Nope. No, I didn't get the one. The one that we needed?
Starting point is 00:22:33 Well, is there anything worth talking about? It's just their dresses. All right. Okay. So the Bama Rush doc, which I think everybody's looking forward to. I haven't seen it. Everyone uniformly saying it was horrible. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:44 They said the trailer was better than the show yeah they said that um they said that the director just made it all about them like it wasn't even truly about the like rush yeah it was about the director yeah what like she like made about herself yeah i it's gotten such bad reviews i haven't heard one good person would be like oh it's interesting and worth watching so it's just a total flop um i feel like they had something they could have done really cool oh my god yeah everyone's been waiting for that yeah it's see it was such a catfish with the trailer it seemed like it was gonna be so good um bryce dallet how do we know who this is? Bryce Dallas Howard advice.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Neat Nepo baby. Bryce Dallas Howard is under fire. Do who is that? Ron Howard's daughter. The director. Yeah. Okay. She's under fire.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Do you guys know who Ron Howard is? No, I think very famous director. Like I think he did what white. Did he do white man? Can't jump the original. I think so. Do you guys see the new one? No, no. Heard it was very bad. Yeah. I think so. Do you guys see the new one? No.
Starting point is 00:23:45 No. Heard it was very bad. Yeah, I've heard bad reviews. Your boy's in that. I know. Seems like he was kind of an asshole on the red carpet, though. I may not be a Jack Harlow stan anymore. Really?
Starting point is 00:23:55 Yeah. Why? What did he do? He was just being rude to the people asking questions. They were like, so you're excited? He's like, yeah, it's just been so long. I've already seen it. It's not that interesting.
Starting point is 00:24:05 It's not that hard. I'm a rapper. It was crazy. Interesting. Maybe fame getting to his head. Nepo baby Bryce Dallas Howard is under fire for saying she wanted to begin giving advice to aspiring actors on how to make it to Hollywood because of how nervous she was to make it to Hollywood even after going formal training at art school. Okay. Yes, it is probably tough to take her seriously when her dad i mean i i just her
Starting point is 00:24:30 dad i also think was in happy days her dad was an actor i believe in happy days and he has a and he has a million names on the movies american graffiti beautiful mind rush apollo 13 all the Da Vinci movies yeah so tough to give advice when you're that ooh Anna Delvey releasing music now Anna Delvey of course is inventing Anna New York socialite and con artist great sentence
Starting point is 00:24:58 I feel like that goes hand in hand for 90% of New York socialites Anna Delvey who is on house arrest just she's on house arrest just now says she's coming out with a new weekly podcast so people can get to know the real her on top of her debut single which will be written produced by the guy who did the theme song for pawn stars sounds like an amazing collab this is insane i wonder what kind of music she'll be singing pop who knows rap who knows um i think she'll be like ice spice oh oh the fucking ice spice song was so bad horrible it was so dave told you so because you can't put her
Starting point is 00:25:37 on a taylor swift obviously talking about taylor swift and i'm sure we're gonna get to it i i went to my first taylor swift concert um she came out at midnight with ice spice collabing on karma and people want bananas for it and i being the swifty i am was like uh-oh it's almost like they heard me talking and they're like okay we're gonna we're gonna turn dave into Spice fan. It just didn't fit. It doesn't fit, yeah. It's 100 times better without her. And then the concert I was at, shout out to all my MetLife Night One fans. Mother likes us most.
Starting point is 00:26:15 We were the winners. They brought Ice Spice out to perform. Now, she looks fucking cool because of her hair. She's sick, yeah. But it just does not work at all. It's like two songs that just should never, they're like opposite ends. It just doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:26:30 I was very sad, but I still love I Spice. The Lana Del Rey. Oh, bang. That made that song awesome. Yeah. So good. Midnight Rain. Lana Del Rey is back.
Starting point is 00:26:44 No, Snow on the Beach. Snow on the Beach, yeah. Midnight Rain. Yeah, Midnight Rain. La Llorona is back. No, Snow on the Beach. Snow on the Beach, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Childhood best friends take different paths. Okay. A guy named Richard Yu is going viral online after saying he met up with a childhood best friend for the first time in two years.
Starting point is 00:27:00 In those two years, his friend is making $3K per month, $300K per month, because he didn't take the typical 9-to path though they have the same backgrounds who the fuck cares this is just a friend flexing on a friend saying like i'm more successful than you yeah yeah this is terrible sounds like a dick yeah what the hell richard i could say that when i started the fuck richard i'm like hey which one of you guys want to do this with me? And no one did it. I don't walk around being like, you guys are still working. Sometimes I say it.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Blake Lively. You did kind of just say it. Indirectly, you did kind of just say it. All of them, if they listen to this, they're like, oh, wow. Well, he asked them to start with him. That's a fact. Blake Lively's It Ends With Us outfits. You have no idea how fucking upset I am about this.
Starting point is 00:27:49 This was a book. It was like super viral. The best book ever. And they made it into a movie. But the main character in the movie is 23 years old. And they put Blake Lively as the main character who is gorgeous but she's not 23 and she's dressing like a fucking homeless person. But is that how the person dresses in the book?
Starting point is 00:28:04 No. She like owns a flower shop and she's all cutesy. And like, this is just not what Lily would be wearing. I'm looking, they're trying to say this is what someone in Hoboken wears. It's the book is based in Boston. Why is a, since filming began,
Starting point is 00:28:19 they're filming in Hoboken. They're filming it in Hoboken. But yeah, nobody dresses like this. And no, no, no. And just like, if you guys tell me that she doesn't look young enough, In Hoboken. They're filming it in Hoboken. Yeah, nobody dresses like this in... No. No. No.
Starting point is 00:28:27 But are you guys telling me that she doesn't look young enough? She kind of looks young enough to me. Look at that middle photo. If you look at the pictures, it's no way. How old is Blake Lively? I don't know, like 40? Yeah, she's got to be. She's married to a man.
Starting point is 00:28:41 No way. 35. 35. 35. That is weird. And they made the other dude way too old. It was just people were so excited for it, and it looks like it's going to flop. I haven't read the book, so.
Starting point is 00:28:54 If you read the book, you'd be as upset as I am. I'm sure I would be maybe more upset. But I just got to say, I think she can pull off a recent graduate from college. When I'm looking at this middle photo, I'm looking at her face. I go, oh, yeah, you could have just graduated from college. I'll send you some other pictures after this. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Island Boys on Epstein Island. The internet has run wild with theories the Island Boys were a victim on Jeffrey Epstein's island as children and the origin of the name Island Boys. What? It's not funny, but that's a funny origin story. Yeah, I was going to gonna say did you just laugh did you just laugh at that you don't you don't think there's an element of like where they came up with the name island boys because they were on fc's eye like i don't believe this at all well it's
Starting point is 00:29:36 just like you know it's like if it was true that means you know they probably had a tough childhood. 100%. I mean, is that really them as kids? No way. I don't think so. Who started this? That picture is what started it. Well, no, it can't. I'm a crack code. Yeah, and the two kids have denied it.
Starting point is 00:29:58 I just think it's kind of like people don't like the island boys or whatever. And, like, one has blonde hair and one has black hair. And then if you look, they both have brown hair. They just dyed it blonde. So crack the code, Detective Josh. Good job, Josh. Little Terrio lost weight. Remember him?
Starting point is 00:30:18 He's lost over 150 pounds. Good for Little Terrio. Wow, he looks great. Big ups. Good for him. Keep grinding. for little terrio wow he looks great big ups good for him uh you keep grinding mizzy takes over uk tiktok with pranks and gets banned i think i saw this story so this guy mizzy would do all these like prank things i is this the guy who got arrested because he doesn't get people's permission to post the tiktoks yeah and he's also doing like wild shit like taking people's stuff and like
Starting point is 00:30:43 like actually take them forever? Yeah. Well, no, I mean, I assume he returns after the video, but he doesn't tell anyone. Well, yeah, then jail. Straight to jail. Yeah, I would- Potentially put him in with the worst type of criminals and let him get mutilated. That's how I feel about that.
Starting point is 00:30:59 There's a video of him stealing a dog. Hello. Hi. This is so evil. It's an old lady. You're a nice dog. She's lovely. She's this.
Starting point is 00:31:09 So that little old lady. You're a nice dog. You're a nice dog. Yeah, this is the worst part of the internet. That guy should be dead. That's crazy. And I'd kill his family too. I think he would. He's going to get beat up by the wrong person beat up he should get killed murdered you can't
Starting point is 00:31:31 you can't steal someone's dog and not even be like oh here i was just joking like five seconds later no you should be if like someone had a gun they should shoot him in the back of the head that's what i would do even if even if it was five seconds later it's still just like you just stole my dog ran away with yeah yeah and it's like it's not even like against someone that could like have a chance to like chase you down or like you know go up against you fuck this you're talking about like a 90 year old elderly woman like and she's like being so nice yeah she's like oh like oh yeah my thank you my dog's so kind i don't even want to hear what his excuse or anything i hope he dies damn yeah you steal someone's dog i don't care if it's real or fake that's like the worst thing you can possibly do like how in that i don't
Starting point is 00:32:19 get people even want to watch that too yeah or like it's like fake kidnapping a child like how is that like here's your here's your child back i just get like what do you just gave you a heart attack there's no way the comments gotta be like ha good one good one dog yeah there's no way good one man good one i love this prank well i'm gonna share this with my friends crazy too if it is there's no way i mean dave talking to your point of you would shoot him, he's going to get shot. He's just walking into people's homes. That's one of his pranks.
Starting point is 00:32:48 I don't carry a gun. He's walking into people's houses? There's plenty of people, if somebody just stole someone's dog and they thought it was real, all bets are off at what happens. Yeah, John Wick. It's John Wick. We're making a movie, dog, and I'm chasing you down. I'll kill you.
Starting point is 00:33:05 But, yeah, you can't enter people's homes. He's going to get shot. Like his prank is just videos. But you never mind the homes. Entering a home. He just did to that little lady. This isn't even pranking. You can't do anything.
Starting point is 00:33:15 I'm in a real life. People take dogs in real life and don't get them back. That's true. People do do that. You can't do that. Lady Gaga. Yep. BFF's Corner presented by Hey Dude.
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Starting point is 00:34:13 heydude.com you can shop now at heydude.com make sure to check it out all right uh so i i did i went to the taylor swift concert we just talked about the Ice Spice part of it. I came out with my top 24 songs. I do have to rearrange them. They've changed after seeing the show live. Certain songs hit me different ways. Like Enchanted was my favorite song live. Still love Betty.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Overall, it was an awesome experience. The Taylor Swift fans were awesome. The Swifties were awesome i actually did a taylor swift podcast yesterday like a fan really yeah wow so that's crazy and you didn't go brie did you no i didn't have tickets oh it's so it was we're trying to talk about how many because i generally don't like stadium concerts. I think they're too big. Like, I'd much rather see an intimate performance.
Starting point is 00:35:09 But how many, this worked because the entire crowd was so into it. Like, every single person who, every single lyric went bananas on every song, every outfit change, everything. And I said, I think, like, a performer who can do that comes around, I don't know, once the five five once to seven times a lifetime like you have somebody who can do that i don't know who else she's doing it three hours like name one person three and a half that's fucking crazy and doing it multiple times same energy same steam like three days in a row like every week like can beyonce fill a stadium like as many times and have the same energy for every song like who else can do that uh taylor swift i think is the only one that can
Starting point is 00:35:50 do that right now maybe it was awesome so you had the time of your life i had a great time i had a great time my outfit swifties loved it and i'm doing this. So I got this jacket. Shout out Bedazzled Daddy, I think was the name of it. But I looked for, I knew I had to get a top 10 fit going. So this was a one-on-one. I bought it. It was relatively cheap for how nice it was. It is really cool. It looks like they painted the back.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Is that like they painted it? Yeah. Wow, that's cool. It's like handmade. Yeah, it's handmade. And then I said, you know, I'm not probably going to be wearing this around town every day. So I gave it away to a girl who's going the next night. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:36:34 With the only promise being you then have to give it, keep passing it on. So it keeps getting to go to concerts. So it's no longer in my possession. I'm not sure who has it at this point. That's pretty cool, Dave. That's a really cool idea. Do you think some... I think the Swifties would keep it going.
Starting point is 00:36:48 The Swifties are pretty loyal. They'll mail it to someone. They'll get out there. I think so. It'll continue its own tour. Correct. And then I wore this as the undershirt. We actually sell them.
Starting point is 00:37:01 I thought this was a good one. All you're ever going to be is mean and a liar and pathetic. She actually doesn't play mean which is probably the number one song that's surprising she doesn't play yeah yeah because that's a jam um and then i have scuda braun kanye kim kardashian all taylor's exes yeah that's that's a great shirt and uh people obviously the haters of which there are always many they're like oh d Dave, you changed, you did this I posted this picture back in the day I went to see Adam Lambert And I just had a Lord Lambert, like I wrote it
Starting point is 00:37:32 Magic marker on my t-shirt I love Adam Lambert too Muffin man Friendship bracelets, I was in on everything What else? You were a full-blown Swifty at this concert, Dave. What I don't get is people were making me custom friendship bracelets and finding me.
Starting point is 00:37:53 I have no idea. I can't believe that. Yeah, the DP loves TS and green. I had a fuck Adele. I had a Michigan go blue one. Fuck John Mayer. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Mayer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Swifties are the best. Other celebrities that met life. Bradley Cooper, Paul Rudd, Miles Teller, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Bradmore, Uma Thurman, Cara Delevingne, Gordon Ramsay, Mike Myers, Ben Stiller, Shawn Mendes, Camilo Cabello, and more. Now, these are all, I would say, A-list celebs. But I always wonder, Aaron Rodgers is in this special tent. You see him.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Yeah. He went two nights. I was actually texted with him before when I heard he was a Swifty. How do – I feel like, Josh, you get in on this maybe a little bit. How do celebrities get – like do their people talk to people? Like would I have been like, hey, I'm coming to Taylor Swift. How do you get there? Or they're like, hey, I'm coming to Taylor Swift. How do you get there? Or they're like, answer, you're not nearly big enough.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Like, how does that work? Yeah, I mean, I would say it's probably just a PR reach out thing. Or it's like maybe they know, like, someone on Taylor's camp and then are able to get a hookup through that. But it's definitely like a hookup through that. Like, but it's definitely like a celebrity tent type situation. It's like, it's like what we saw. It's like, well,
Starting point is 00:39:11 yeah, it's like what we saw at the Sabrina Carpenter, uh, concert with the tick talkers, except a list, not with tick tock with, with the exception of the Celtics. I uniformly,
Starting point is 00:39:22 I go to every event I go to the same exact way as every other schmo i walk in the front like the we went in the merch tent i forgot my fucking merch there which hurts but the line to the merch was like to nebraska and luckily a cop was like hey dave you can just cut the line and go in so that helped but we walk in like every other person well you should text you should ask aaron rogers how he does it yeah i don't want him to big time me like that uh 20 20 million versus taylor swift on the yak kelly keegs and yak guys had an argument about how much it would take you to get them to say no to a taylor swift and kelly keegs denied 20 million say no what? Just going? $20 million to not go. Or go to the Taylor Swift concert.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Are you crazy? Can I take the $20 million and then just like buy out a concert? No, no. That's part of it. It's not like you have one wish. I want more wishes. That's true love. That's Keegs.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I would obviously take the $20 million. It wasn't just her, though. There was other people that went to the concert in the office that came by and said they wouldn't take the money. Okay. Well, they're delusional. That's insane. Yeah, that's crazy. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Come on. It really was. $20 million awesome, though? Yeah, I was going to say that exact same syndicate of words. Nothing's that awesome. Yeah, I agree with you guys. The Vanderpump Rules drama. That's going everywhere. I watched this last night and I haven't even watched the show and it was intense.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Oh, it was on again? Part two last night? Part two's on tonight. I watched part one last night. I watched part one last night for the first time. What? Part one was... Oh, you just watched it. I just watched it. Yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I thought you meant it aired, so I was confused. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't watch the show either. I've seen it all through the headlines. I mean, this guy looks like an absolute piece of shit. So you can't judge a book by its covers, but, I mean, this guy looks like a piece of shit. He's just such a loser, too.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Like, I don't get how these hot girls, like, like him. Like, he's got the personality of a toilet. I know nothing about his personality. I'm just saying he looks like he'd got the personality of a toilet i know nothing about his personality i'm just saying he looks like he'd be cast for a villain you know that he sings he likes goes on stage and like goes around and sings cover yeah he's got like a cover band right yeah he's a fucking idiot hard yeah girls like him i mean he's a good looking guy he just is he's just evil looking yeah he does he does look like a villain i guess the mustache probably um we already talked about the celtics yeah the here the bricks uh dixie brie and grace watch the nba finals together yeah i don't know so i i still
Starting point is 00:41:56 don't understand dixie was planning on gloating to me or something i don't know i don't even wait how did you guys all like meet up i was driving a golf cart, and then we just left dinner, and I see Dixie, and I'm like, what the hell? We spotted each other, and then we just met up and hung out for the rest of the time. But where? Just out in public in Delray? You're just driving a golf cart down the streets of Delray? Yeah, that's what they do down there.
Starting point is 00:42:20 It's like a beach town. It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Everyone's driving golf carts. So she was on a golf cart cart and I was on a golf cart and we had both just left dinner and we were like, what the fuck? Why are people in Delray?
Starting point is 00:42:30 It's a nice little beach town. It's like not as crazy as Miami and it's not as gross as Fort Lauderdale. But like right now, why are people in Delray? It was Memorial Day weekend. Is there like a thing going on?
Starting point is 00:42:38 Okay. And her friend lives there. And we went to visit. So it's just like, what are the odds? Caleb, yeah. It's just like, what are the odds kind of thing got it okay uh brie went missing on the beach at the celtics for a seat game brie posted
Starting point is 00:42:51 tiktoks and grace and her friend thought brie went missing when she was swimming the ocean for three hours it wasn't that long but it was just real they sent the police in a helicopter let me explain the story i got a call yes please a manic call from grace at midnight so grace was like she was drunk and being to be fair dramatic but i'm glad that she called because like better safe than sorry but we all went in the water and then they got out and we just like you know when you walk out into the water and it never gets deeper like it's just like yeah so we were just like oh we could just keep going and it's fine and then we were just floating looking at the stars but the the fucking current like took us down the beach and then we looked back and we're like this was probably an hour later we're like
Starting point is 00:43:33 fuck they're the worst they just left us here but they thought we floated out and then they i'm confused grace um the other girls we were with and then me so. So who were you with? I was with Dixie. And I feel like you're leaving out like one of the most like... So they thought you and Dixie died. Yeah. Got it. Yeah, but then...
Starting point is 00:43:53 I feel like you're leaving out a crucial part here. What? Y'all were naked. We were skinny dipping, everyone. And that's why we couldn't get out of the water because they had our clothes. Hmm. Yeah, so then we were stuck. of the water because they had our clothes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:07 So then we were stuck. Like the night. There was a helicopter. Like the night in Delray. Yeah, Delray, man. It was crazy. But we were fine. And it was, Grace was terrified.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Wait, what do you mean a helicopter? I don't know. Maybe they have it on standby. Yeah, there was. And we were like, we're literally sitting in the water. Like Grace called 911. They were patrolling the beach already. And then we're're literally sitting in the water. Like Grace called 911. They were patrolling the beach already. And then we're like literally sitting in the water.
Starting point is 00:44:28 We're like, what the fuck are they looking for? And then there's like all these ATVs pulling up. And they were like, are you Brianna and Dixie? And we're like, yeah. While you were naked? Yeah. That's why we're like, dude, turn the lights off. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:44:41 They were talking to you? Yeah. Because we were waiting for our friends to come back to give us our clothes. On a megaphone or like eye to eye? On the four wheelers. So eye to eye. So eye to eye. This seems like this would have been like a Radar Online story.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Yeah, there was also a drone out. Like TMZ. Like Dixie and Brianna wandering aimlessly naked down the beaches of Del Rey. Right? Yeah. No, for sure. How is this not like something more... Well, because I wasn't going to say it was Dixie.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Well, you did now. You don't think the people in the RVs knew Dixie? I don't know. I know this. Better or worse, 97 percent of cops who see me know who I am yeah maybe that's just my but I think cops are in your audience yeah true um what is the what is the Brie went missing tiktok that's me explaining it oh okay I feel like this was
Starting point is 00:45:42 better than going to watch the tiktok anyways yeah Brie on theo vaughn's podcast brie was invited on theo vaughn's podcast because of dave and that dave had an eye for talent what that doesn't make much sense theo also said he wants to come back on bffs he thought brie was cold the first time he's on there's a lot of brio shipping in the comments yeah that's gotta that's gotta Well. You probably do it to yourself. I mean, what the hell? I just went on the podcast. I've even heard like Brio comments and I'm not even like in the loop. Well, I'm isolated here. Every female guest he has on his podcast, everyone's like ships him and any female he has on.
Starting point is 00:46:21 That must suck. I think at some point you said you liked him did you not that's a while ago it was a while ago okay dave dave i think you're right that probably plays into it josh well yeah it does yeah that fucked me over and then i never thought i would go on his podcast and then i did and then everyone thought we were in love but it was just a podcast right josh looking i don't know what he's looking like here josh's emo girl tiktok yeah it was for it was for like uh i'm filming like a sketch comedy show right now so i'm playing all these different characters in every sketch and i was like kind of making fun of this character i had the orange hair felt like it was a very emo girl thing should try to come out for pop punk oh yeah he does look just like pop punk yeah that's our house band it's a kind of like an
Starting point is 00:47:11 emo type band they're actually surprisingly not bad uh okay sick josh and gabby updates after josh said last week love his race seems may have won after hanging out with gabby mori all weekend all right good for you josh yeah thank. All right. Thank you, man. Congrats, man. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Good to see things moving along. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Yeah. Look at that smile on his face. He's blushing. Is that it? What smile? Am I out of pages or is that it? Nope. I think that's it.
Starting point is 00:47:36 That's it? All right. That's it. That's BFF. All right. I'll see you guys. See you guys. Bye.
Starting point is 00:47:41 See you. See you. Fell in love with the Nemo girl.

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