BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY RESPONDS TO STEINY'S COMMENTS — BFFs EP. 192

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

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doing that but yeah it was i i would never say i had like it's not on my like list of most fun days i've ever had in my life but it was good yeah it was good yeah good so how many are you through now i know you did i got confused because i know you did sadie after me um because she like was with our security guard dan and tweeted or dm like at school presented i thought she was michigan so i was confused so you've done yeah we've done three we did um we did you we did sadie then we did uh zane and heath in san diego and now we're in seattle right now we have moobs and kelly on tonight got it so you guys are just all over the place yep and then we're off to san francisco and then we're off to boise with josh yeah to round it out all right so let's get into uh the topics now these are things i missed so i don't

know you guys already discussed them but i guess they want me to discuss them again i don't know how relevant that is did you guys already talk about scud braun talking about taylor swift on instagram yeah we talked about it a little bit i mean mean, we feel like Taylor Swift's kind of in your ballpark more. I feel like that's why they throw it on the sheet, really, is to get your reaction out of it. But, you know, we talked about it. Yeah, I mean, clearly he's got some show out, right, that's trying to, like, make him kind of look like the good guy.

I don't know why he cares or why he's getting back in the mix. I thought he was sort of done being a manager done with all this so uh clearly he knew what he was i mean he's not a stupid guy i don't think he knew this would draw the ire of swifties so in that respect swifties have the green light to try to be as cruel to him as humanly possible because that's basically what he was doing he's like you can't hurt me like so feel free knock yourself out try to hurt him um but i won't go too deep into it because it is a little bit of old news lady gaga working on a pup album lady gaga yes i think i just put a extra gaga lady gaga revealed to yeah revealed to vogue her fiance mich Michael Polanski, told her she needs to make pop music.

And now she has a new pop album that's coming February 2025. Lady Gaga's first single from the album releases in October. This is awesome news. I agree with you. Lady Gaga put together one of the best pop albums really ever. She's the queen of pop. Yeah. And then she just was almost bored by it. I don't afford by it's the right word but she just tried so many different genres none of them would

ever have like the commercial success of a pop album so yeah i'm excited yeah that's a good fiance to be like you got to go back to your roots this is what you're the best at but she did do everything and she was like i'm capable of doing any music i want because she's so good music actress everything yeah which is into another one she doesn't consider the joker to a musical i haven't seen the original joker or the the one the original one with just him in it yes yes i have not seen that oh it's unreal really good is it i've heard such mixed things about it i thought it was definitely slow yeah it's not like that right bang right there but that it's like i feel like people went into it thinking it's gonna be like crazy action but it's like

what made him into the joker like if you want to get dave portland into a seat in a movie theater or rent something i I don't want to hear it slow. A slow burn? You don't want one of those. No, I'm not a slow burn. It's not even a slow burn. It's just not an action movie is probably a better way to say it. And I think people thought it was going to be an action movie.

Okay. You know what? I've had multiple people tell me I got to watch it, so I'll watch it. I think you should. It's really good. I got a bunch of things I got to watch. The Hawk to a Girl launching podcast on Jake Paul's network. Hayley Welsh was known as Hawk to a Girl launching her own podcast,

Talk to a, on Jake Paul's Better Media Network. Yep. You're the first guest. I was one of the first guests, yeah. I think I was the, I might have been the first person she ever recorded with, but I don't know if I'm getting released first. I don't think I'm the first episode that gets released. how did it go i'm going on it soon and was it you're going on it too yeah what dave you want the invite now no i i don't think i would go on that

if i was invited to be totally i i really don't think you would either but just so you can say no it's the slogan that we have it is i would like to yeah my computer's blocking i didn't even notice um i would like to be invited so i could say no but that would be a pretty pretty fast no for me how was it it was it was good i mean you can tell what did she talk about she was like asking advice on how you can kind of like seize the moment within social media like you know she blew up or blew up off of two words it's like how do i kind of evolve and the moment within social media like you know she blew up or blew up off of two words it's like how do i kind of evolve and turn that into more so that's what she was talking to me about um i think i really like the name of the podcast talk to her it's good yeah it's a good

name it's a good name it's good playing off the you know there can't be anybody anywhere no disrespect who gives a fuck what she has to say that's probably what the whole internet is saying well you probably don't need to worry about getting invited on now yeah i said respectfully yeah but just because you say respectfully before saying something super rude and disrespectful doesn't like make it not just like no offense yeah no offense really means like oh to offend yeah i'm excited to go on because she was the she did her first thing with me so i was like of course i'll do your podcast okay i'll play i'll play along play along who would care what she has to say at this point i'm not saying she could be

like the most intelligent funny human who ever lived but don't you have to kind of gracefully or slowly we've had this at barstool like you you naturally organically sort of grow into things it's hard just because everyone i well respectfully i think a lot of people have the the impression that i do it's like who the fuck cares what huck to his girls I don't know anything about Huk Tua girl, except she said Huk Tua. Yeah. Respectfully. Respectfully, yeah.

No, I get it. I hope it's successful. I have no... I guess, what would you tell her to do next, Dave? Like, if it's not... That's a great question. What would be your advice? If she was here at Barstool, this moment just happened,

what's like step two in the... Yeah, see, at Barstool, this moment just happened. What's like step two in the. Yeah. See at Barstool, you can kind of, I feel like slowly work your way into other people's content and then things kind of develop organically. Maybe do it without announcing it first, like start a podcast and really don't even publicize it and like let it get going. Yeah, see how it goes. Well, you're on it, Josh.

You're going to be on it. Whitney Cummings is on it. Like she's getting good guests. Do you think it's going to be good? I think it's too soon to tell. I mean, I'll say like going on it it was she's really nice she's like trying to figure it out but it's obvious like oh it's the first time she's done a podcast you know what i mean it's kind of my point like to get a big guess

right off the bat before you've kind of like you know because we didn't do any guests before we did like three or four episodes together yeah it was really bad in the beginning and even our thing was sort of like an organic organic thing i don't know maybe wrong i want it if if hawk to a work for barstool i would not say let's start a podcast that would not be like what i would tell her to do and to be honest it would probably be very similar to everything i won't tell her what to do it's just like go be you like go like make little videos of your life and do things that you're doing and keep giving people like more of a window into who you are yeah you got to get people to fall in love

with i guess like who she is as a person than just like a a statement she made one time right maybe go out and do some like mic'd up content, like kind of what you blew up after. Go do like that. She is doing that too. In the street mic'd up content. Well, we'll see how it goes. I thought Jake Paul, so he's trying to get more. I thought his was just like gambling, but they must be just trying to get everybody.

Yeah. Maybe they're doing what Unwell is doing. Which is what? be just trying to get everybody yeah maybe they're doing what unwell did is doing um which is what barcelona's doing yeah did does uh billboard releases their song in the summer post malone and morgan wall and have claimed billboard song of the summer with their song i had some help this is morgan wall's second song of the summer in a row uh some some fans think sabrina carpenter's expresso and please please please or shibuzi's a bar song should take in the crown shibuzi's bar song is was kind of like everywhere right do you say espresso expresso yep there's an s It's not an X. Espresso, espresso. Well, you're not trying to get somewhere really fast. It's just a drink.

Espresso. Espresso. Yeah, espresso. Yeah. Express is like, you know. Espresso. Yeah, I could see. I don't like Shabuzy as my song this summer,

but I feel like that's what I heard the most. I was going to say Shabuzy. Yeah, a bar song seems kind of like the song of the summer to me yeah your boyfriends your boyfriends huts american summer that if it came out a little earlier may have a shot yeah that's true but i don't know if that's like pump up yeah i would play that for all summer long yeah uh shacked shack dm bryce is all his girlfriend bryce hall posted a check dm mika heart emojis in a response check dm bryce saying he was just saying hi and he's now going to take mika and bryce's mom bryce posted that screenshot as well and bryce mom said she was available

bryce said namar and kanye west have dm micah in the past huh do you think like shack means both at the same time or like separate nights? Ew, how old is Shaq? This is weird. Shaq, he's got to be what, 50 years old? How old is Micah, like 21? Micah is 21. Shaq's 52.

52, okay. Fucking disturbing. This is real? Yeah, no, I believe it is real and she's 22 wow 22 yeah that's disturbing so shaq's just out there slinging dms slinging i mean i've seen this i've seen this before with like other people like i think shaq has gotten exposed like a few times for sliding into celebrities dms and whatnot like with like sexy red or whomever. But I think it's kind of a Shaq move. Like he rifles off the DMs to everybody.

Huh. Interesting. I can see Shaq as a late night, yo, kind of DM rifler though. Yeah. Maybe just stick to people that are funny too. And why would you, he must not, does even you think know who Bryce Hall is? Probably not because Bryce Hall,

I feel like is on this sheet once every couple of weeks just posting somebody's DMs. Yeah. Yeah, because he posted Kanye's too. Yeah, it's like, so you're going to get posted. Yeah, no, I don't know if Shaq, I know Shaq knows me, so he could know Bryce as well. I like Shaq.

I think Shaq, I'm a Shaq fan. This surprises me. Oh, me too. Not that this makes me not like him, but I would think Shaq would be smarter than DMing a 22-year-old sliding into the DMs. That's... And then saying, I'm going to take her

and your mom. This makes me not a Shaq fan. Interesting. Well, it seems like Bryce's mom is still a fan. Yeah, she says she's available. She's probably down. We love getting out to live events, whether it's a concert, football game, or comedy show.

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put children in shapewear yeah i don't even see what could be good about that how old's charlie now are we literally talking like kids uh that's what i'm i'm wondering what i mean what is the video there's a there's a video here maybe we gotta watch them yeah let's watch the video get some more info here so this is a few years ago someone had reached out to my team and basically wanted me to be the face of a new brand. And in my head, I was kind of had the idea that it was a Skims-esque, like maybe athletic wear, Lululemon type for young girls. So I finally, it's time for me to hear this gold star plan. And the words that I hear are shapewear for kids. you're being serious like no what what is wrong with you spoiler i didn't do it she said kids yeah i mean spoiler alert like her team took the idea to her and was like are

you interested so like spoiler alert maybe your team is a little fucked up in that too because like your team wasn't like right away no yeah that's really true no like they brought it to you and then you're like finally we sat down for the pitch and her team was like so what do you think there were many there were many emails back and forth you don't get to a pitch table with just like one email face of the brand right yeah yeah yeah shapewear was definitely in those emails multiple times 100 and it's like she they're going back and forth to your team and she's acting like it's the craziest thing but it got to charlie like charlie it got to her so maybe not that crazy um

taylor attends the chiefs game uh travis's style got. I didn't like any of the style. I love Taylor. I didn't love this fit. I don't know why. Travis's got crazy style. I mean, he looked like he was at Oktoberfest at the US Open. Yeah, I mean, he's like so different. His walk-in fit looked like someone dipped him in like

a pumpkin spice latte or something. You know what I mean? But it was a look. It was a look. I thought Taylor looked good, i mean um but it was it was a look it was a look i thought taylor looked good though you didn't like yeah i don't know i didn't love it i don't love the denim look yeah i like the boots i don't know it feels i don't know not like them you know something off he looks good with the mustache i I will say. I'm really digging the mustache. He looked like he was in a cop movie playing a cop, is what it kind of looked like. He kind of did look like a character.

Yeah, like that's how we're going to dress like the head detective or something, who is like sneaky racist. Like that's what he looked like. You know, Josh, I'm surprised you didn't go to the u.s open with i know yeah the finals fritz was fritz was in the finals you know would have been great to go see him but i was uh i was back home for a wedding so got it yeah yeah my my buddy got married the u.s open is interesting to me it reminds me sort of the olympics i went last year for the first time got offered tickets and i enjoyed it was good to see but it's like a real social event with people who are suddenly

super into sports who don't like sports like the finals was the first nfl sunday there's no man on earth who wants to be at the u.s open final unless you are friends with taylor fritz that different but if you're just like a casual who the hell wants to be there on the first nfl sunday of the year day of the year yeah kelsey was watching football on his phone oh i like that that little propped up phone on the the honeydews drink which is like 10 million dollars by the way did you guys see that that cocktail made enough money to pay off the purse for both the men and women's champion no everyone drinks the same that's it it's surf watch like it's literally that's absolutely crazy the chicken nuggets are a hundred dollars there it's crazy it's just and

i don't know how whether everybody gets police escorts in there all these like i went last year i flew from like the hamptons there's the uh like as a jfk one of the airports right next to it the traffic to get into this stadium i i wasn't even in i'm like i'm never doing this again so i can't imagine how all these people are getting it out yeah it's crazy wondering that too they must like golf cart him in or something it's a gigantic snarl if you don't have it and i never have it like i i never have access i'm always going into events like this like everybody else so yeah i mean a cool event but what i want to i don't know it and it's just influencer after influencer after influencer after influencer at this thing. It's crazy.

It is crazy because it's both. It's all influencers and like really A-list A-list celebrities. Yeah. It's like a big mix of them. And people outside, obviously, Travis and Taylor and the Mahomes, people you don't really see at sporting events. And then suddenly they're here. Yeah. It's interesting uh people's

sexist voting is open people's nominees of the sexist oh zach bryan harry styles nominated for sexist musicians nice that's tough competition yeah i think he could win but harry styles isn't like harry styles kind of floated away. Floated away in what sense? Wait. This is a real category? Yep. There's a sexist dog diet category? And you're not in it, Dave?

People just hate me. And sexiest TikToker. Josh wasn't on it. Man. Who's up for sexiest TikToker? Connor Woods on there. Wait, I love that. That's Fabiola? I love Connor. for sexiest tiktoker connor woods on there wait i love that i love i love josh i mean dave hates

him so much he's the worst bra on the radio noah beck mark estes is it maybe it's because justin thoreau well he's like a movie star I don't know who Max Greenfield is do you he's an actor too I think new girl they're all actors alright fine I mean whatever they're actors the thing is Peaches like would win just because

Peaches yeah yeah they probably didn't put you in because it would have been like it would have been a pretty unfair matchup that's fucking tough Miss Peaches social would have been a pretty unfair matchup. That's fucking tough. Miss Peach's social would have just... You put one post up on Miss Peach's Instagram and she wins. It's not even close. Yeah, that's tough.

Probably a 500,000 vote slide from first to second. Who the hell's role model? That's a person? That's Emma. Well, he's a musician. He has a new album. His name is role model? First name would be role, second model. I don't think that's emma well he's a musician he's his name his name is role model first name would be role second model i don't think that's real i don't think that's his given name i don't think it's

his real name is tucker got it but he used to date um emma chamberlain for a bunch of years they broke up and it was really sad and he wrote a new album and it's all about her and it's really really sweet and sad and people really love him, including me. But I'm voting for Zach. His name is Role Model. That's his artist name. It's a joke because he's like, I'm a shithead. It's a little ironic.

There's irony in it. Because he's not a role model, but he says he is. You guys seem to be hating on Role Model. I'm not hating on him at all. I know nothing about Role Model. Just just the name when you see the name it's i bet he would come on we should get him on the pod yeah i think that'd be great i've seen some of his stuff pop up here and there so i'd love to come on um selena gomez is a billionaire actor singer producer entrepreneur selena gomez now one of the youngest billionaires in Hollywood at 32. Her net worth, $1.3

billion, thanks to the success of her makeup brand, Rare Beauty. Why don't you do a makeup brand, Brie? That's what everyone's boom. Billionaire. Billionaire, pretty much right away. It's like all these women.

Yeah, all these women. It's like you become popular, makeup brand, billionaire. It's like you, you become popular makeup brand billionaire. Billionaire. Yeah. It takes a while though, to get it good. Does it? And a lot of money to start.

But you it's, I assume she has investors and whatnot. Yeah. Yeah. I get some investors. Also Selena Gomez can't carry babies. I know. I saw that.

That's sad. That was really sad. Super sad. But she just can't carry them herself. She could have a surrogate. Oh, I thought you meant like with her arms. No, like in her belly. I got it.

I got it, but I didn't get... I knew she couldn't... Let's move on. We can go to the next thing. She can still have babies. Well, yeah. Someone else can carry the baby. I get it.

But it will still be hers. Yes, correct. Well, it would be hers. I mean, if you adopt a kid, it's yours too, no? Yeah, but I mean biologically. Biologically, yes. She has her own biological children. Kate Middleton finished chemo.

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So I am the villain. Because I've made myself one. And you will continue to consume these stories about me year after year after year for as long as I tell the internet that i am the villain i i don't like how he's whispering at us i got a really little scared i'm scared this is what you guys said was so great it was great though i don't think you understand how big of a thing this was on tiktok that explain what explain what he did So he was, he was a mukbang creator. He was someone that would film these videos and eat a bunch of food. And he like, was like one of the

biggest mukbang creators. And then it became a really sad thing because he looked kind of like how he did in that video. When he first started the mukbang videos, he was like a skinny guy. And then all of a sudden through the, you know, months of doing these mukbang videos, he gained like at least 200 pounds or something this guy was like morbidly obese morbidly obese like yo they're probably taking your left or right foot soon from diabetes like this guy's gonna die and everyone thought it was like the saddest thing they were like damn look this creator he totally just like wasted away his life eating all this food and whatnot this is so sad made the whole internet like believe this yeah

yeah it was like the craziest thing going on and i guess like for the last two years he hasn't even posted a live video and he's been getting like in shape and like just led the world to believe that he was like gonna die soon it was just crazy it was just crazy i just would have never expected it that's why i thought it was awesome okay i mean, the way I consumed it did nothing for me. I get it. But you weren't there. You weren't there at the beginning. No, I don't know who he is.

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Yeah, you can get fake anything. Do you guys think those are fake? Can we get a picture? Dude. Big Sean. He's always shirtless. BBL abs? Well, I got to see it beforehand.

Yes, it's a tough tell. I mean... I get they're saying that probably because like he has some like love handles and abs at the same time so maybe that's why they're assuming that but those are crazy abs yeah like you have to work if all you have abs like that you kind of have to be like that's dedicating your life to abs like that i think it kind of looks like he's i maybe it's because only his abs are that. That jacked? Like, when you look on the sheet, it's like his abs are ripped,

but a lot of the other stuff isn't matching up to the degree of ripness from his abs. Unless he's just ripping abs every day. Every day, just running the sit-ups. They look like fake abs. Now that I'm examining, I'd vote fake abs. Yeah. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah. Chest detail isn't lining up, right? fake abs now that i'm examining i'd vote fake abs yeah yeah unfortunately yeah chest detail

isn't lining up right yeah yeah just yeah i don't know maybe and even near his arms aren't like jacked his biceps yeah uh j-lo matt damon have a heart to heart since jennifer lopez ben affleck's divorce j-lo matt damon were at the same movie premiere where the two were spotted reportedly having a long deep conversation previously been speculated that matt jlo don't get along i don't love it i was gonna say i don't it's a tough look like this yeah like they're holding hands hearing her out yeah but you can't hold hands like that if if ben is your boy and like a long time boy we don't know what they're going through maybe it was like all right i'm here for you i love i love you guys separately you're not good for each other yeah it's just the hand but you can't they're adults they are adults

you can't love each other separately if affleck's like you can't love her separately facts yeah but we don't know that no we don't know that we don't maybe maybe it was like we're better off away from each other we can all be in our own little corners uh beyonce was snubbed a country music award nomination the country music award nomination release and beyonce's cowboy carter received zero noms i don't know go ahead sorry i think this is kind of crazy because wasn't she set to win like everyone thinks she's going to win all the grammys for this country album and then she didn't even get one cma nomination for it she doesn't have to win

yeah the songs weren't good so i have no problem with not being nominated like i never liked the songs they're popular because beyonce and beyonce like it's she's big steel it's like too big to fail if you can't say the songs are not good what was the what was the one that it's not texas that's like equivalent to being played as much as the shibuzi thing like that and then you look at the shibuzi song and that's not good so it's like why wouldn't beyonce's be nominated too shibuzi got nominated for what shibuzi song and that's not good so it's like why wouldn't beyonce's be nominated too shibuzi got nominated for what shibuzi got nominated i'm sure for something at the cmas did it can we fact check yeah best new artist like he got i'm pretty sure he got nominated for like two or three things

someone in the aria and not aria what happened there how did you get that answer because i looked at the nominations last night his two cma award nominations on monday new artist of the year single of the year yeah yeah but he is a new artist she's not well how are they going to give her new artist single of the year too i'm saying his like his song was bigger than if it ain't texas you don't think i just feel like she should be nominated for something but they are again apples to orange is like shibuzi has his song has to really like rip for it to get because no one knew who shibuzi was right like it's easier for beyonce to like get a number one or get up there because she's beyonce to get a number one or get up there because she's Beyonce.

That's very true. I did not like the Beyonce song. I like the Shaboosie song. The Shaboosie song has worn me out, and I usually can't get overplayed, but it's just everywhere. Oh, yeah. I really like the Beyonce song.

I think she had one with Miley Cyrus. I like Miley. I like the song with Miley. Shout out Alice Cooper just fucked me. I was supposed to get a text with. I think she had one with Miley Cyrus. I like Miley. I like the song with Miley. Shout out. Alice Cooper just fucked me. I was supposed to get a text with. I know. Can't believe that.

Yeah, she just lied. Alex just lied and said it wasn't. She said it wasn't the bet. She's like, I won the bet. No, you lost the bet. I have it in writing. You lost that. Jack Doherty's insurance doesn't cover Halloween knockout.

Jack Doherty is being sued because his security knocked out Karina Kim's friend last night uh last halloween jack is trying to use his renter's insurance policy to force state firm to offend him and pay the damages i don't understand how this guy still gets i i don't get his my security guard beats you up shtick yeah me is he still doing this i think he is i see it time to time yeah one just came out like the other day too he was like spraying a guy with a water gun and then the guy tried to hit him and then the security guy picked him up and slammed him on a car door gosh that's crazy yeah how is he not getting like sued the security well he is i guess he is getting sued yeah um i feel like if you're gonna be a fuckhead you gotta stand by your

your fuckheadiness you know when you have the security guard just coming after it's crazy work to like fuck with someone and then when they come at you you're like oh that's my security yeah that's his whole brand that's his video it's crazy it's not that's so lame i wonder if at one point he'll look back and be like, man, that was crazy what I was doing back then. I don't know. I think he might be like a sociopath. Like 60 years old, still like doing it.

Body slamming people. Well, yeah, like putting his wet finger, giving someone a wet willy, and then when they turn around, a security guard beats you up. It's crazy. It's only going to escalate. I it like i can see it getting bad he could start stealing like denters from old people and then having a security beat the shit out of an old elderly

person who knows uh serial porch pooper goes viral in louisville the viral porch pooper has been targeting the same home over the last week the porch pooper has done targeting the same home over the last week. The porch pooper has done his business six times on the same front porch, been caught on camera doing it. What the fuck? See, I respect this guy's move way more than Jack, though, because he's putting his face to it, no security guard, just balls to the concrete, getting it done six times in a row, no care. That's madness. I need to madness what the people in the house did

to this guy though for him to have to keep going back six times you're gonna be out of your mind i think you can poop on somebody's fucking porch six times without them like proactively trying to get a camera yeah six times is so many times and how how have they, like what time, is he changing up the times? How have they not been like out there waiting? Six times after twice. Maybe they don't want, they're like, what the fuck, man? Like maybe they don't want to go like meet up with, like what if he throws it on them?

Crazy. Yeah. I guess if you're a porch pooper, you're probably not far away from like a throw pooper either. Anything is on the table if you're a sixth time poop felon anything is on the table

Kendrick Lamar announced to perform for the Super Bowl 2025 alongside Snoop Dogg 50 Cent, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Mary J. Blige Little Wayne's longtime engineer Fabian Marasciolo, was among many people disappointed with Little Wayne not being named for because the Super Bowl will be held in Little Wayne's hometown of New Orleans.

Yeah. I could see that. Yeah, there was a lot of Twitter stuff going on from this. Nicki Minaj was going wild about it. Yeah. I don't know if the Super Bowl ever does that, of like twitter stuff going on um from this like nicki minaj was going wild about it yeah yeah i don't know the super bowl ever does that like thinks that thinks that part out but i do think it would be cool to they did for snoop dog right with l.a west coast yeah i mean i that's what i was gonna say in l.a two years ago they did 50 cent and i think like snoop dogg and all the it's like kind of

the same like this already happened yeah yeah so confusing yeah i i would say all things being equal you got to go go to the local guy got it i would love to see little wayne little wayne would have been great i saw little wayne at a patriot super bowl party perform in front of maybe 10 people. How'd he do? Oh, good. I mean, there was nobody there. It was like an empty... Why was no one there for him? He went on so late. Oh, so late. That's a thing.

Yeah. And it was like, yeah, people just left. They got tired. Sabrina Carpenter and Travis Scott battle the charts. I feel like we already talked about it. Same day as Sabrina Carpenter's short and sweet album release, Travis Scott re-releases 2014 mixtape. Days before Rodeo and streaming for the first time,

Sabrina and Travis both fighting for number one. Sabrina ended up narrowly claiming the spot with 1,000 more units sold than Travis Scott. Who cares? Yeah, I would expect her to win right oh i mean maybe travis scott's got right now i feel like she's really in her bag right now i think it's also like he's re-releasing a 2014 project that's already come out it's not like this is new music you know what i'm saying so it's pretty crazy that he's re-releasing a project and selling more than

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Naomi still thanked Anna later in her speech. I love Anna Wintour. Yeah, she's right up your alley. She did something with Kim Kardashian as well when she got mad. I am a punctual person.

I don't like when people are late. It's a disrespect to my time. If you're late to me, you're disrespecting me. So, Anna Wintour, I like your style. I don't like when people are late. It's a disrespect to my time. If you're late to me, you're disrespecting me. So Anna Wintour, I like your style. I don't care how big the slab, if you're late, she lights them up. So good for her. Yeah, but this was a little bit different because it seems that Anna had moved the presentation slot up so she could just go watch the US Open. Ah.

So she didn't even care. She was just like, I gotta get out of here. She just wanted to go. She wanted to get a couple honey deuces in her and have a good night. I've done a honey deuce review. They're good drinks. They're good? Like I did a one bite pizza with the honey dew.

What was the rate? Like an 8 or something. It's a good drink. It's a good drink. No, it's a good drink it's a good drink no it's a good drink it's a cutesy drink i like like i'm uh the more chick a drink looks the more likely i am to like it yeah i am not the best ones i am not like if it's dark i'm generally not gonna like it so i'm kind of a girly drinker in that regard little umbrella and it's probably right yeah correct it's gonna be fruity and great yep uh ariana oh naomi campbell still going ariana and naomi campbell beefing the internet believes rihanna acted like she didn't know naomi campbell

at a new york fashion event week okay let's see the video i'm team rihanna naomi campbell in the news a lot not for like well it's fashion week right yep what did they just like have sex what was that can we get a replay at the start maybe i just want to see whatever that was the deep hug it's like god and he like she was kind of pushing him off too yeah maybe maybe she didn't have time to look at naomi because she was like of pushing him off too yeah maybe maybe she didn't have time to look at naomi because she was like what the fuck just happened yeah like she kind of pushes it like yeah like what are you doing that guy's probably like super famous whoever that was i don't know

yeah definitely oh she goes back i don't even see now i don't even know where Naomi is in this video. She's next to that guy she hugged with the short black hair right there. Oh, well, what is she supposed to do? She's getting molested. All right. Angelina. I'm trying to escape.

Yeah, like that's not on her. Angelina Jolie sings in a new movie. At the Venice Film Festival, Angelina Jolie debuted her new movie, Maria, about the renowned opera singer Maria Callas. In the movie, Angelina sings, which she called out-of-body experience because somebody she was in a relationship with was never kind to her about singing despite attending theater school. The internet now believes Brad Pitt made the person who made her doubt herself what if she just sounds what if she just sounds actually like ass like yeah right just a bad singer and he was just like no babe like honestly like you can't sing for you i don't for you like i don't want you to go out there and look like an idiot like you just don't sound that great you don't sound that and she just doesn't do we have reviews

do we have okay we don't know if she's saying listen if you can't sing you can't sing i feel like almost all actors like a list celebrities can act and sing yeah i don't understand i've never understood that it's like you just get all of it you get all of the talent i don't understand that at all what yeah like when brad uh when when bradley cooper sang i know like what was that the way it's crazy it's like you guys can just fucking sing i guess they do like broadway too yeah yeah it's crazy i agree i don't get that at all um maybe it is like that like an athlete it's like if you if you're good at basketball you're generally like good at football you're a good athlete yeah yeah um yeah bizarre new amy adams

movie trailer is going viral amy adams starring new movie which has been adapted from the book night bitch where a frustrated home mother of two-year-old becomes concerned she's turning into a dog the movie hits theaters this december wait what can we watch the trailer what yeah please actually i watched a crazy movie with her recently too like oh she's crazy what what were they fucking in doggy style is that is that what they were doing they were they're having sex in doggy style that's all you got from that that's super weird but it reminds me yeah teen wolf remind me of teen wolf that is just crazy because she is such an incredible

actress that she said yes to that i just feel like she wouldn't maybe she's trying to have fun very odd preview but did remind me of team wolf which is like a classic um but it is super strange seems very weird i feel like i watched the whole movie i already know what happens yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah zach efron and phoebe denivier to star in a thriller together zach efron phoebe denivier are set to star in a a24 thriller famous provocative los angeles thriller explores the dark side of celebrity oh i'll watch anything zach efron okay awesome i feel like that'd be great bff's corner to wrap it up uh so i was on my best friend's tour pittsburgh in san diego a fan came with t-shirt with Dave's version of the horseshoes and hand grenades saying on it

yeah it was funny dang they're quick on that real quick she made it that night she was so pumped that's awesome Brie went to a sexy red show yep finally got out to a sexy red show it was awesome she's awesome it was great she posted me on

her tiktok and i was like wow this is the best day ever she did she posted on tiktok that's cool i know it was really cool steiny you guys already talked about this he dropped out oh did the podcast come out where he talked to me yeah yeah yeah yeah what happened by the way i think i i don't blame him for for dropping out i told him that You said you respect the decision. Oh, you ended up talking to him? He called me that day and he was like, hey, because he watched me and Josh's episode of BFFs together. And he called me the day of Omaha and was like, I have this episode coming out.

Can you please listen to it? I don't want to say anything bad about Dave. I don't want to get on his bad side. I really look up to him. I'm like, Stiney, what the fuck are you talking about? And then he texts me back. He's like, I didn't say anything bad about dave like i'm so i don't i don't want to get on his bad side like i really look up to him i'm like steiny what the fuck are you talking about and then he texts me back he's like i didn't say anything bad i was just being paranoid and he's like wish i could have been there that's why i didn't think he dropped because i know he kind of looks at me as like uh older statesman of this industry so i didn't think he'd really care yeah that's what i that's what i

thought too but he did drop. So let's watch the clip. Has Dave talked to Stiney since? What does that mean? Talk to Stiney first. What does that fucking mean? No. Well, he raised me, and Josh kind of just sat there.

You didn't even say anything. No, no, it wasn't really. I mean, it wasn't like I didn't really have anything to say about it. You couldn't just be like, yo, Stiney's a good guy. We've met. I think I did say I like Stiney.'t like i didn't really have anything to say about it you couldn't just be like yo stony's a good guy we've met i think i did say i like you didn't i'm pretty sure i'm not my back either i'm pretty sure i did say i like stony dave says how he feels without like it needing to be a personal shot i think is what i'm trying to say well it was like a that was for context it was like a one minute rant are you like planning a fight soon or no i love dave what like you wanted me to just

stick up for you more is that what you're feeling i think that you and chicken fire both is for not i mean are you do you think you're at the same status as dave portland no of course not so but you could say hey you know what he's a good guy he'll make it funny he'll make it entertaining you could have done something i never said that about you no but i think there's a level of like you didn't defend him yeah you gotta stand up for what's right so it's so sensitive yeah and and like i again i don't blame him for dropping out but i also i i don't think any of us are saying i'm sure he would be funny on that show i love stiny that's why i was more yeah i was more just and not to rehash just like i saw my face and stinys i was like what the

fuck but i he's probably would be good in that environment and so i didn't really mean it how he took it like he's not funny or not talented or any of that yeah yeah it's just like, I'm DP. Yeah, right. All right. Oak Island music video released today. Music video Brie helped Zach Wright is being released today. Are you nervous? Oh, it's out. Yeah, it just came out right before we started. No, I'm pumped.

I think it's fucking awesome. It's awesome. You guys got to watch it and then tell me what you think. I will. No, I don't. Well, yeah. It's awesome. You guys got to watch it and then tell me what you think. I will. You want to just watch it now? No, I don't. We could be honest. You could be honest.

No, we cannot be honest. We can be honest. Yes, you can. We can be honest. I think you will be like, this is great. It's like a movie. I think we have to do it. No, I don't want to watch it live.

Why? Can't do it. Copyright. He's kind of true i bet zach would give us the copyright for the episode no but he doesn't even own his own it's like all the music labels and shit and lawyers and then he gets sued i don't i don't want a live viewing of it because we can't be honest so if i don't like it i don't want to have to be watching it when I don't like it. That's the truth. The truth is. But I am confident you will like it.

She's begging for us to watch it. No, no, no. I'll watch it later. All right. And then if he doesn't text me, then I know he hates it. Correct. Zach is headlining Stagecoach. That's cool.

Hell yeah. That's going to be awesome. We should all go together. Stagecoach looks unreal this year, by the way. I've never seen a stagecoach line up like that. Zach Bryan, Kelly Roll, Luke Combs. Got the Battery Boys out there. Nelly.

It's a really cool mix of people. Dave, would you ever go to something like this? Yeah. It's so fucking far away. And I feel like if I was going to go to any festival, this would probably be the one that I'd go to. I thought about going before. I am not 100% sure if I've been invited to like,

perform's not the right word, but I feel like it was perform. Like, do they do non-music stuff at this thing? Oh, maybe like to host a radio thing it was like uh like i don't want to say it was like a man perform your song no no like it was some sort of food component of like pizza was it this festival maybe they have food trucks wait what's it what's in napa valley i mean oh i don't know josh do you know is there a festival in napa valley this definitely isn't the napa valley one this is this is where coachella is right same spot as coachella bottle rock bottle rock that's it that's the one i'm thinking of what uh when is this it's in april, I think. Yeah. I feel like it's always probably like college basketball type,

like Mark Madness Final Four type shit. Yeah, April 10th. Bree and Zach, Antonio Brown's Crackers of the Day. Congrats. I'm like a seven-time winner of this award. You're a seven-time cracker? Oh, he gives me a cracker of the day like once every couple weeks nice josh have you ever been crack i don't think i've ever

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Sophia Franklin, Soupman, Mooj, and herself. I would dominate this table. I would love to see that table. People would love to see me at this table. Well, yeah, you're at the head of the table. Well, no, yeah, you're the entertainment, I think. You're what makes the table that much more entertaining. Correct.

Yeah, no, I would have fun at this table. I mean, the Sophia and Alex. I don't know that anybody else would have fun, but I would. No, no way someone else is. Do you think Alex could have a fun time? No. Look at me. I just made hundreds of millions.

No, I don't think she would. It would be Dave's's table i would i would be having fun and i'm sort of the only one that truly has like an objective like all these people are connected to each other way tighter i'm like from the outside looking in yeah you can say anything to anyone correct yeah yeah um i'd have fun dave's thought on presumed innocent a few weeks ago the bffs had to cut foot a day talking about the show presumed innocent because dave thought people would spoil it for him yeah did they did you finish it i did finish it i loved i i thought it was really good me too i loved it i can't remember what this meant. It was code. Episode five, presumed innocent.

Probably. No, who's PD? Who is the girl on Giggly Squad? Paige. Paige Distorbo. Spoiled it. Douchebag or something. Douchebag asshole girl?

Maybe. Douchebag asshole girl. That makes sense. She didn't. Douchebag or something. Douchebag asshole girl? Maybe. Douchebag asshole girl. That makes sense. Douchebag asshole girl. I just needed something if she gave away the ending because I saw her talking about Giggly Squad, I think, or I saw a clip where she's like, I don't want to talk about it.

She did not give away the ending. So she's not a douchebag asshole girl. No, no, not at all. But I want to put like a pin in it. Also, you know what shows great? What? Fight Night. What's that?

On Paramount. Kevin Hart. Samuel L. Jackson. Okay. Oh, there's like three other famous. Is it a comedy show? No, it's like a bank robbery, bank heist gone bad on a night of a Muhammad Ali fight. It's three. Whoa, that's cool. bank robbery, bank heist gone bad on a night of a Muhammad Ali fight. It's three.

Whoa, that's cool. Kevin Hart, Lori Harvey. Oh, shit. It's on Peacock. Down Cheetle. It's three episodes in. Awesome. Did I already tell you guys about the show From?

Did I already ask you guys if you had seen the show From? From? From. Prime Video. It's like a thriller show. No. Pretty unreal. Me and gabby are watching it right now if you guys are a thriller i don't watch from i love it i'm in all right let's read comments and then we are out of here sweet i love watching these two together they actually

act like legit friends well me and brie are legit friends so that's good yeah we're friends oh this show really needs dave you don't notice as much when one of the others are gone but it's just not the same without dave thank you oh damn no dave and no austin well we're both traveling to brie yeah they were coming to me where you took the time holy shit brie taking the new look i'm not even thirsty i just had glass everyone was like why does she look so different i just had these glasses on last episode yeah they're crazy glasses though but like it's not like a that's what it is everyone's like i don't know i can't tell what she did i'm like it's the huge glasses they're big so like huge glasses yeah definitely

adds a different look yeah thank you though is that the guy that's next to Stiney? I don't get it. I think they're just making a joke about how Stiney's bigger. Stiney's better than you. Oh, got it. I didn't get it. All right, Juice.ko9, get out of here. I love just you two hosting the show.

I'm older than you guys, but y'all seem to have good heads on your shoulders. You're funny sometimes, lol, and seem more mature than fucking Dave I kid I kid they kept going back and forth on their own comment they didn't even know what they really yeah but thank you uh Elizabeth why does Dave always look so grumpy you're rich bro smile I like this that's a good point you should smile more you are rich as well more you're so well i smile when it's time to smile i don't know i can't force it i guess that makes sense you just seem annoying and sad in the bedroom and shut up mostly shut up what the fuck does that mean like reading a towel in a bedroom?

Annoying and sad. Shut up. Just leave it. Just shut up. Dave looks like Tom Nook. Who's Tom Nook? Do we know who Tom Nook is? Probably.

It's not going to be someone nice, right? I mean, that's a lot of mean ones back to back. I don't mind Tom Nook. Really? Hey, look how blue the eyes are, Dave. Yeah, I don't have no problem looking like Tom Nook. Some blue eyes. Tom Nook.

Great. Thank you. I don't know if that was meant as a compliment, but thank you. All three of you need an ego check. You need to check yourself. How could I be on this? I wasn't on the last episode. I don't know. This is from two episodes ago oh well there's your answer but then it wouldn't be fun if we weren't delusional yeah what are we supposed to do can we stop with the attacking brief or literally anything she says does it's always unwarranted and the hate is not

very bffs of you thank you alissa farns you very much. What did you attack me for this one, I wonder? I don't know, but when you think about it, it almost seems very BFF to me that we would attack you because it's almost like how you would treat a sibling. And what are siblings if they're not your best friend, right? By the way, Brie, you know the insecurity question you asked me on the live show? I'm like, I can't think of one.

Yes, I asked Dave. He pulled a fishbowl question. It was, what's your biggest insecurity? And he said he didn't have any. I remembered it. What is it? Height? When people say I look like Zuckerberg.

Oh, that's your biggest insecurity. Makes my blood boil. Shouldn't have guessed before. Well, that makes me sad that we always make fun of you for it. Then if it's your real insecurity. Yeah, right. It is my real. I won't say it again if it makes me sad that we always make fun of you for it. Then if it's your real insecurity. Yeah, right. It is my real. Especially now.

I won't say it again if it makes you sad. He's trying to become like cool guys. Zuckerberg's even worse. Well, you're a cool guy, Dave. Yeah, but Zuckerberg's like get ripped and like jujitsu fighting and shit. Well, once you get your shoulder fixed, you can get ripped. Josh and Dave seemingly jealous of Austin. What? No. What was that no it was a giggle well that's just a crazy thing to say

well at least speaking for myself yeah what why is he always on edge recently i'm always on edge now i don't know if that's a recent thing i feel like that's just always yet always on edge yeah dave is the most annoying and funniest part of this group thanks i guess maybe uh yeah it like almost wasn't a compliment than it was josh is legit beautiful there's absolutely no need to include this in why why not why not what's the point i don't know i think it's just like it gets the message out there a little bit it makes me feel better after not getting nominated for sexiest tiktoker whatever that award is you know what i mean yeah lifting me up making sure my ego's still high so we stay delusional what's the show without that okay fair enough they're so

nice to us breeze looking so gorgeous i had to do a double take on the thumbnail i love bffs no matter how you post i'm glad it's weekly. Even if it's just one of you covering, I would always watch. Wow, that's a true fan of us, guys. Yeah. Shout out. Thank Misty. Josh is actually Dave's son. Convince me otherwise. Um, well.

I guess that's if you like. I've taken that as a compliment. I'll take it as I'm taking it as a compliment. If you don't like me, it's not a compliment. No I've taken that as a compliment. I'll take it as a compliment. If you don't like me, it's not a compliment. No, I'd take it as a compliment for sure. Okay, good. Haha, I can tell Josh is picking up Dave's mannerisms and voice law.

Man, they really. What do you do with your dad? Yeah. I don't know about the voice. I don't think the voice at all, but. Really, even mannerisms I haven't noticed. Nah. Dave is elderly beyond his years.

Thank you. What does that even mean? Yeah, what does that mean? I'm choosing wise. I replaced elderly with wise. Right, right, right, right. Dave's favorite thing to do is disagree with everything Bree says. I don't understand how she bites her tongue every time.

Can we not just allow people to have differing opinions rather than assisting she's wrong well what do you want me to do lindsey if i say what's one plus one and she says four okay no i feel like no this isn't true how many of these comments dave do you think are brie burner accounts that she gets on and try to like exactly load the comments up exactly give me an example of when i i've said you're wrong i don't know i don't know but i feel like it happens every you know which one i saw people rip us apart for dave is when brie said she was going back to school and we were like why would you go back to school yeah that's crazy but teeth are wrong these are all tito i couldn't care less for the subject

matter but the personalities of the trio make it quite enjoyable to watch nonetheless that's a beautiful sentence what kind of username is that? what was it? user4245136878743 that can't be like real ah it's original yeah no one's gonna take it

except we just said it I'm such a fan of dave this goes to show you can get rich without being perfect but by working hard thank you humble down humble down dave is a moron not as nice that's it all right i'll talk to you guys next week yep next week see you guys peace