BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY SHOCKED BY D'AMELIO FAMILY REVEAL — BFFs EP. 149

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

We're back for another episodes and joined by Boston and O'Malley and start with headlines where Jeff Wittek is talking publicly again about the David Dobrik crane saga, Travis Kelce is saying the Taylor Swift attention is too much, Donna Kelce saying her time with Taylor was "ok", Olivia Wilde saying she wished Taylor dated an activist, Lady Gaga not having to pay her dog kidnapper the ransom, Ed Sheeran digging his own grave, the worst accent in the world, girl math vs boy math, Drake dissing Rihanna, Marc and Heidi D'Amelio going through marriage troubles while she was on DWTS, David Beckham roasting Victoria, Will Ferrell DJ'ing his sons frat party, SZA getting nominated for an EMA and Bri's reaction to her concert, Anna Wintour allegedly upset at Kim Kardashian, and Gigi Hadid & Bradley Cooper sparking dating rumors. We finish with BFFs Corner where Dave updates on the Golden Bachelor, Bri turning into a Swiftie, the fallout of O'Malley making up the rumor her and Austin were dating, and a game of BFFs AI superlatives. Support Our Sponsor! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, BFFs, October. Okay. There he is. We got sick. We got the Jordan flu game from Josh O'Malley. Welcome to the show.

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Boston, I heard you guys say it. He kind of is like a mini logo. I know, it looks just like the logo. Yeah. All right. Jeff Wittek reignites feud with Vlog Squad. I feel like we haven't had any Jeff Wittek news here lately. Wittek, Tana Mongeau, Trisha Paytas rank Vlog Squad members by tier and trash David

Dobrik's assistant, Natalie, calling her not a real person. Tana said that Natalie said Jeff got on the crane because he had a crush on her. And Jeff said Casey, nice that clueff got on the crane because he had a crush on her and jeff said casey nice that clue jeff in on david not caring wait tana said that natalie said tana said that natalie said jeff got on the crane because he had a crush on her and jeff said casey nice clue jeff in on david not caring about the accused sexual assault doesn't davis vlog and said jeff was seeking attention i'll be honest there's a lot there i'm not totally sure i follow it okay so jeff had told i can't follow it because i don't have the sheet damn that's on me josh my bad i got a cold i can't even see the sheet i have to

wake up at 8 30 this morning for this podcast on the bright side this studio's sick i know it looks a lot better now yeah way better okay want me to explain this while you're waiting for me i'm not even in that studio well you're not never in new york i'm just saying i i'm looking up and i like it yeah it looks cool but whose bright side is that that ain't my bright side but will look good for the show which is you're on it i guess so yeah that's true okay so natalie so. Yeah, that's true. Okay. So Natalie, so Tana remembered that Jeff had said that Natalie said you only got on the

crane because I had a crush on you. That's what she said, right? Yeah. And then Casey Neistat told Jeff that David didn't care about sexual assault within the vlog squad. And that he said Jeff was just seeking attention from the crane fall stuff that I feel like it has already been said a million times over.

So did this Jeff backed up his statements by posting a Twitter thread of him and David watching back cuts of videos, the screenshot proving the date, what Jeff's face looked like, the state he was in at the time screenshot Natalie's text proving she was more worried about David looking positive than the state he was in at the time, screenshot Natalie's text proving she was more worried about David looking positive than the state Jeff was in. Now, is there a documentary coming out? That was the documentary they were talking about was the one that Jeff released that

seemed weird and not attacking Dobrik, and it turns out it's because Dobrik had a final cut of the documentary. Yeah. How did he get a final cut of David? That's the thing. Jeff was nice and like they sat down together he thought david was still his friend at the time but he was just trying to protect his own image and then after it came out he realized that this is after the crane thing

yes yeah so now they're crashing that thought he was still friends with david even after the crane thing they did the doc uh. Jeff gave David final cut. It was so David could protect it. He edited it to make himself look good. Jeff's now mad after the fact because he found out about this after the fact. Yes. Okay. And now they're trashing Natalie.

Gotcha. Yeah. That Mike definitely wasn't on. Oh, man. I was getting fucked. Yeah. They're not a real person. That's like the... So you're just not going to talk into the mic?

No, one second. Well, Devin gave you one. I think that may work. If that... Hello? Yeah, better. Wait, one second. This is a token.

Yeah, that's not okay. Sorry. Let's go, O'Malley. Where are you going okay okay nice yeah it's pretty tough being called not a real person oh damn it you know what fuck it what do you mean I hear it no that definitely wasn't right we'll find out which one it is right tap it on O'Malley wait Grace no I can hear it a little yeah no I can hear you same volume. Yeah. No. I can hear you. Same volume? Yeah. Okay. Wait, turn Dave's headphones up. Grace, talk.

I can't hear myself. I can't hear you. Maybe I can't hear you. I can hear you. Josh can hear you? No, Josh sounds totally clearer and louder than O'Malley. Yeah. Grace, talk again? One time. I pronunciate when I speak. I don't know how Josh can hear her. That's crazy. I know. Maybe he Josh can hear her. That's crazy.

I know. Maybe he can just hear her in the room. I have really good listening. Can you hear Grace in the mic? She switched mics. You know that, right, Austin? Yes, that's what I'm looking for. I wonder if they're going to have a cut up of like Austin being an idiot with the technology like when I can't figure something out.

I was doing things beforehand. I had other people set up the studio. I didn't get to look at it. That's on me. That didn't sound like you took responsibility at all no it's it's my operation so anything that he's like everybody else was supposed to set it up it's all everyone else's fault that's on me you know austin's blowing up on tiktok what because people figured out what he looked like and there's a bunch of accounts posting pictures of him being like no fucking way this is austin

like being like he's good looking yeah good for austin yeah and everyone thinks that him and grace are really dating and they're running with it yeah i did not know any of that i don't like you know austin that that's the first step to content and then we're out the day it was not my fault it was o'malley's fault really um come out you're talking to the can i speak for myself can you hear me i think that's better yeah i can hear you tap it yeah yeah say something hi how are you yeah i think that's better okay is it though yeah yeah i think austin's really like picking up a couple of dave's uh mannerisms they're like hey that's me, but then proceeds to give someone else

the real fault for the situation. Nope. He's learning from you, Dave. He's around you all the time. Yeah, he did do the hand up. I had other people set it up.

It's all their fault, but my fault. How we doing? Yeah. Okay. That's kind of a token Dave move. All right.

Okay, we're back. Got it. Amelie, talk one more time. How we doing? How we doing? Okay. that's kind of a token Dave move alright got it how we doing there we go sorry okay thank you thank you Andrew so where were we Crane Smash Face Crane Smash Awesome Grace Dating

David blah blah blah and we're back in the same spot that we were 10 months ago do people care about this Brain smash face. Brain smash. Awesome. Great dating. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah. I think we're just moving on. And we're back in the same spot that we were 10 months ago. Do people care about this? I mean, I don't say not care, but this is like an ancient story. This is like BFF episode three. Yeah.

Remember when we- I feel like this is just because Trisha went back on the podcast and they started talking about it. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. She's taking up old stuff, I think. It was just like brought up old stuff.

Yep. Yeah. It was more just we couldn't start the sheet with Taylor Swift again. Now it's his show. I'm just saying we didn't want to start the sheet with Taylor Swift again. Okay. A couple of people say he's good looking and he's the lead guy on the show. Travis Kelsey says the NFL is overdoing it.

This is crazy because it's like well she came to the game you're on every fucking commercial you're on every interview talking about it then you can't be like they're overdoing it right yeah he loves it he loves it he loves it yeah well I think it was his brother that was like they're fucking overdoing it and he was like no it was Travis I think oh I didn't see it yeah it was on the podcast what is crazy is this clip uh so travis kelsey and i jumped right on i became a kelsey guy i'm like you know what let the lovebirds mother's happy i'm happy family's happy um because travis kelsey's like i'm on top of the world. I love the attention after the Super Bowl.

This is even better than that. And I construed that as Travis Kelsey said, dating Taylor Swift. Well, let's watch the clip. Do we have the clip? Let's watch the clip. He looks like a cop now. Big time. Yeah. Yeah.

As all the attention comes, it feels like I was on top of the world after the Super Bowl. And right now, even more on top of the world after the super bowl and right now even uh even more on top of the world so it's fun so i i tweeted that i'm like look all right he to say dating a girl is better than when they super bowl like fine that's so cute like i'm on their team go mom he's happy somebody did point out blair brant he didn't reference taylor swift in particular as the reason for feeling on top of the world, but instead referred to the attention. Cringy. I'd hate to be on his team. Like, you don't care about winning the games?

You care about your personal life more? Yeah. It's not football. That's not teamwork. I will say Mahomes and his wife and his brother. But for me, the bigger issue is that is kind of a crazy way to say it like the attention of dating taylor which raised a little bit of like red flag dating taylor makes me feel on top of the world but like then if he said that that's crazy and why that's

great i don't know people would fucking do you think people would like that or just be like well they're used swifties would yeah i feel like he can't win right now well he has yeah or so well yeah winning in that aspect he's winning in life he's winning in life yeah for sure but like everyone's just gonna shit on date and taylor swift i mean i like how austin's like we don't want taylor as the first but it is the second third fourth fifth sixth seventh eighth ninth tenth eleventh um i don't know if we go through it all. I don't know. Swift, I mean, the NFL allegedly asked networks to promote Taylor Swift's concert movie.

The NFL allegedly asked ESPN, CBS, Fox, and NBC to promote Taylor Swift's The Heiress Tour movie for free. ESPN and NBC both agreed to promote the film. This is one of those things I don't, like Taylor Swift, the last thing she needs is free promotion. I know, she doesn't even need promotion. So that that i don't know why that would be like a thing um donna kelsey said taylor swift is okay i thought it was a little rude this was kind of

crazy yeah if my boyfriend's mom was like if she's okay i had that would hurt yeah that would hurt a lot maybe she's just being asked about it so much. Let's see the clip. A lot of people are saying that, like, she's trying to stay neutral. Well, in the beginning, she said, I don't really like to talk about it, and they proceeded to ask her about it. Yeah. What was she like?

What was it? I mean, so you got to know her a little bit. You got to see her at a couple games. How was it? It was okay. Do you think it's a budding romance? I honestly can't tell you it's just too new i yeah i get it but and i'm sure don is a lovely lady and you know jason kelsey i like travis

who know but why do you think you're on that show i was just gonna say that don why are you there like what are you gonna talk about besides that why is she on the show? Talk to Taylor Swift. Yeah. That's it. Olivia Wilde wants Taylor. Could it have been like promo for the Kelsey's? Yeah, 100%. But that doesn't make it to that type of show without Taylor. That audience is not like an NFL audience. They wanted to have her on to ask her about the box with Taylor Swift.

The Housewives want the juice. Yeah. Fair. Olivia Wilde wants Taylor to date an activist. Still on Taylor. They packaged an Olivia Wilde headline about her. I thought it was going to say she wanted to date an activist. Olivia Wilde is facing backlash after she posted on Instagram a story of a tweet saying,

I wish Taylor Swift was in love with a climate scientist because bring attention to climate change. She misses Harry. She's got nothing. I absolutely have no problem with that quote i think that's kind of true if you care deeply about a cause yeah what's wrong with fucking saying that taylor swift will draw quite a bit of attention she probably don't care about football so i have no problem with that yeah that doesn't mean she hates taylor. There's a rooted undercover hate for Taylor. I don't think so. I think she just cares about the climate.

Well, Taylor doesn't, people say, because she jets around too much. So does this guy to the right. No, I think he jets a perfect amount. I mean, you have to get where you need to go. I will fly right in your fucking face. It's the people who I mean i think where people get upset and i would too if i was sitting here on camera being like climate change climate change i'm very concerned about saving this that go to all these rallies and then you jump on your private jet which is the number one thing i am quite clearly right now i have no kids i'm getting

up there like you guys have kids all of you guys deal with my fucking fuel engine fucking i'll be gone he's dead and gone man wait y'all have kids i have a kid none of us have kids no no i have a dog look at all of us and go y'all have kids i think he was more talking to the public or like you just said we all have kids i said you guys may have kids you're never gonna have kids i don't know i mean i'm not the youngest i'm young didn't al pacino just bust one out it's 78 yeah i won't be doing that i you know what then even if i have my own kids they can fucking deal they'll probably be flying for free too so what do they care uh flying for

flying private um nice probably no they won't care. They probably won't care. Yeah. If you're flying private, just don't either care and don't fly private or don't care and fly private. Don't say you care. I think that's why people get mad at Taylor. Yeah. Yeah.

That's that underground conspiracy. That's why she went to the Jets game, because when you Google Jets, now the game comes up and not her flying. That's deep deep deep internet uh kelsey got injured only for a second though he's right back in the game let's go jump back up yep doesn't even care about football though right back in it all right here's justice in the world lady gaga doesn't have to pay for dog kidnapper accomplice judge ruled if you remember this case gaga had her dog kidnapped and said i'll pay like 500 grand to whoever finds the dog and then the kidnapper was like well i got the dog you owe me 500 grand we all said that was crazy it looks like the judge ruled it is crazy and does

not have to pay the damages so that's good ed sheeran reveals he dug his own grave it's a little morbid jesus ed oh quite literally like literally in his backyard yeah he said people think it's really weird and morbid but i have friends die without wills and no one knows what to do i think that's not a will yeah i understand planning your own funeral but not digging your own grave is he gonna fall into it i don't like it no i don't like it yeah just one night he calls it he's like all right that's like manifesting you're gonna die soon yeah the worst accident in the world a video has gone viral what the internet is calling the worst accident in the world some may say it's mine and what i don't like is if the business is true that you left your mom's in the hood

somebody go smoke that you you don't leave your mom's nowhere you have money this is toronto but if it's not true yeah that's toronto 100 yo you're sick to my stomach shorty just talking shit found 100 toronto there was a poll that when York and Boston is most unattractive. That's Toronto. That's Toronto, yeah. I saw this clip. New York and Toronto are the most unattractive? No, New York and Boston. Huh.

I think those are the best. Guy with the Boston, but I guess it's because we're from Boston. Yeah, a girl with a Boston accent. Oh, trash. People shit on us, man. That was the last accent I was expecting to hear come up on the screen. Yeah, no idea.

Aronawa. Girl math versus boy math. The phenomenon of girl math recently went viral, which sparked the virality of boy math. The two concepts are used to describe the way women and men think about money and logic. Girl math. When a pair of cute shoes retails at $89 and you find them on sale for $29, you did not save $60. Yet this means you have... so you still have to spend it basically is that what well it's like oh i didn't save 29 i have 29 more dollars to spend correct yeah casey oh my god these shoes are only 29 bucks

nice what's the retail 89 you have 60 left to spend. Okay. Girl math. I agree with that. Boy math. The opposite of girl math. Used mostly to make stupid, obvious, oblivious decisions. Boy math is being afraid of gold diggers when you have three pairs of socks to your name. Boy math is spending 100 bucks on FanDuel and winning zero. I don't get that. I will say the girl math i find like is sylvan like we'll hey we're going to st

bart's and we're getting like a like compound for all your friends and we're gonna fly private there but can we spend like a hundred bucks on a pair of shoes? I don't, what do you mean? Like you could buy, she sometimes doesn't. Do you mean a hundred as in, is that's expensive or cheap?

She'll like hem and haw on a hundred. Like, I don't want you to pay a hundred dollars on these pairs of shoes. They're too expensive, but we'll fly to the other side. We must go to St. Bart's. And it's like, well,

you, you could have all the shoes. You know, it's like that is what I see more so. Yeah, girl math is like you pick and choose when you want to spend it. Someone said you take the subway there, you get an Uber home, free Uber. Yeah. That's kind of how people see it. Yeah.

That's a good way. So then what's girl, I have a question. What's like girl dinner? Because I hear that one, but I've heard it said in two different ways. I've heard like a good-looking guy be called like girl dinner. And then yesterday someone was like, I only ate an apple and rice crispy today. And someone was like, girl dinner. So what's girl dinner?

Girl dinner is like – Is it not eating a lot of food or is it like – No, it gets confused with not eating a lot of food. It's just like a weird mixture of foods to eat. Like girl dinner will be like gummy worms and mac and cheese. Yeah, that makes sense. Girl dinner has nothing to do with... Yeah, it doesn't have anything to do with guys.

Girl dinner doesn't have to do with a good looking dude. No, it's like girl dinner though, we're going to fuck tonight. But that's just a joke. Yeah, you must be more horned up than hungry, I guess. Keeping on top of the lingo i like it fans believe drake this is rihanna on a new album fans believe drake this is rihanna the song fear of heights where allegedly references rihanna's last album antae calls her sex average and says he's been with badder bitches typical guy didn't get the hot girls that calls her ugly you haven't been with

badder bitches you fraud yeah come on it's rihanna yeah fuck you trick you've been with badder bitches than rihanna it's rihanna please she denied you so you say fuck you you're a bitch it's literally what every guy does guys he did he did get with madonna so rihanna is a way better bitch than me when do you get with madonna she was 60 i think madonna got with him there's no bad there honestly are no badder bitches than rihanna so you weren't yeah she's the baddest bitch of them all you used to date sisybeck and i was a pretty bad bitch damn drake versus joe budden retired rapper joe budden criticized drake's new avalon saying drake was rapping for children and that at 36 years old, Drake should be rapping for adults.

Okay. Drake fired back at Boone who has an ongoing feud with since 2016, saying that Boone failed at music. He's projecting his own self-hate onto Drake since he was able to accomplish everything Boone wanted to do himself. Budden.

Yeah, it's Budden. Joe Budden. I almost hired him. You know that? Really? Yeah. For what? Before we had the Joe Budden podcast. Oh, shit. You know that? Really? Yeah. For what? Before we had the Joe Budden podcast.

Oh, shit. Yeah, we almost brought here. That was pretty like a million dollars worth of game. Came in. He interviewed. It was too expensive for us at the time. He was leaving Complex. Then he kind of trashed me and us a little bit,

but he didn't really know who we were. But good podcast, that's for sure. Fuck Joe Budden. Wait, Dave, this next headline, you called it. Of course I did. Mark and Heidi D'Amelio almost divorced during Dancing with the Stars. What? Crazy.

In one of the recent D'Amelio Show episodes revealed that Heidi and Mark D'Amelio's relations have struggled during Dancing with the Stars. Mark said he and Heidi were fighting every every day he mentioned getting divorced although the pairs seem to have worked out their differences on the episode he talked about uh has also talked with former dance with stars pro cheryl burke who's going to divorce and previously excused cheating with her partner in the show the two said that dancing with the stars is truly uh work and not sexy bullshit um in the bff interview with Dixie and Charlie, Mark joked about his wife joining Charlie in the show after Dave said the show was intimate.

So I did call this. You did call it, yeah. Let's watch the clip. I'd like to say one thing. Do they ever ask you guys to use the clips? They just put them in the show. You guys are all over. To be honest, I would prefer them not use the clips because she won't come on our show anymore.

Who, Dixie? Yeah, she just said she'd only go on your show. So why? Like, what the fuck? What the freak? What the freak? And Dixie talked about that recently. There's already five different affairs that have happened on that show.

A lot. You are dancing with somebody, practicing, post quarters, and you're what? with somebody practicing post quarters and you're what? I was more impressed by how good I looked in that suit. I couldn't stop staring at myself. Did you suit up just for I was going to say, what the hell?

Ours was Wednesday. Yeah, sports advisor wore the suit. I firmly believe this and I'm not just saying I didn't even know how real this almost divorce thing I didn't see the show but if you are in a relationship a healthy serious

relationship you do not go on that show you can't with somebody every fucking day who's very good looking and not be like I want to fuck it's just you can't so you're uh go get you make sure your partner's gay yep that that's good but you're you're a family like you're the the the price of fame you want to be in the spotlight more than protecting a healthy relationship i firmly firmly firmly believe that it looks like I was right how serious was like the they didn't

really go into detail about it uh but they're fine now who was her partner um let's look him up let's see if he's super sexy he probably is and then it's like what do you do if you get like grinding you get like you know aroused it's a debacle it's just like dirty dancing yes the gears start greasing and you just get put in a sexy mood on that. They look pretty good together. He wasn't the best looking of the dancers I've ever seen. He's married too.

So they had an affair together? I don't think they had an affair. What are we talking about? I think it's because she was just practicing so much and with the show the whole time. It wasn't that they were like... They didn't go into detail about it. they just kept saying they had a tough time i don't think there was an affair i think it was yeah i think it was more just yeah there was no affair got it got it

got it uh ariana grande divorce but it's awesome that they're back congrats thank you congrats i love love oh i thought you're gonna say thank you i thought you were saying thank you for the like the prediction i thought you're congratulating me for the prediction. I thought you were congratulating me for the prediction. Hey, great job. Thank you. No. I mean, dude, good job on predicting that, but it's not like a prediction that you should be super proud about.

Well, but the counterpoint, if you were saying congrats to me, it would have been rude not to say thank you. I thought you were. Yeah, that's true. He was just being a gentleman. Okay. Yeah. I thought you were paying me a compliment so i'm like thanks josh he was tipping his cap yeah ariana grande divorce relationship update ariana grande her ex-husband dalton gomez have settled the divorce don't receive 1.2 i can never 1 million 250 000 lawyer fees money guys got all the money and half the net proceeds from the sale their former house that doesn't seem like a lot of money does it about for her

about a week after news broke that ethan slater moved in with aria grande don't gomez was spotted making out with actress micah monroe what who's micah monroe oh i thought okay i don't know mike micah monroe this relationship still crazy to me i know divorced her husband for the spongebob yeah must be true love uh david beckham calls out victoria beckham i watched the first first i love this clip first episode of this me too did you like it yeah i was very i thought it was very good me too i thought it was sweet the relationship is very sweet there's such a hot couple. They're just cool.

They're just like the coolest couple. They're beyond cool. I mean, Beckham in his prime is like the hottest guy of all time. I didn't realize, I guess. I was like, Jesus Christ. And she's a badass. I didn't know either. And she was super hot too.

Posh Spice. She's still super hot. She was saying like, I didn't even need him, honestly. She was badass. I mean, I think also we both come from families that work really hard. We're very working class. Be honest. I am being honest.

I am being honest. What car did your dad drive you to school in? So my dad... No, one answer. My dad... What car was it? It's not a simple answer because... What car did you get your dad to drive you to school in?

It depends. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, in the 80s, my dad had a Rolls Royce. What car did you get your dad to drive? It depends. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. In the 80s, my dad had a Rolls Royce. I love that. I love him. Working class, baby. A Rolls Royce.

Have you guys seen the whole thing? Yeah. I watched two episodes. I'm just one in. I thought it was a movie. I didn't realize it was a show. I just saw that clip. Very good.

It's very good. Will Fell DJ'd his son's frat party. This was epic. But he looked very uncomfortable like he was about to get shot or something. Did he do that on purpose? Sometimes he plays that. I haven't seen the clip yet.

Yeah, I think he was doing a bit. I don't know. It looks really uncomfortable. I think he's doing a bit. I think he was really DJing. He was moving some knobs. I know. He's coming from Mark D'Amelio's ass.

He is. What? Mark D'Amelio is doing college parties. And I think he's going to be at LSU this weekend. Yeah, he's DJing. That's his gig right now. He's DJing at Fred's, I think. Yeah.

For us? I don't know. No, but he is. I know he's going to Fred's to DJ i think yeah for us i don't know no but he is i know he's going that's where our party is is it this weekend yes is he going this weekend i don't know if it's this weekend but somebody told me to come yeah yeah when dixie came on our show she was like he's just a fucking dj now throws parties what we were shocked i couldn't believe it crazy like he the whole family no just him just mark damelio by himself yeah well this seems like this seems like that could be worse than dancing with the stars well he probably said you do this

i'm gonna do this that is like a wild midlife crisis and i've been accused midlife right you're he's djing at college parties you guys aren't serious even we've tapped out on college yeah there's gotta be there's gotta be seriously i don't know if it's at college parties but he was like at like seriously he's like i'm i'm like fucking zed now like yeah let's i haven't seen it but she told us about it he was at yukon djing at the at the basketball game or something like that what yeah yeah i'll be at yukon for the first time in over 30 years djing so he's done it before so dixie will be there that's a little for that one that is the weirdest thing all vinyl no computer that's crazy i'm not kidding how long have we been doing the show two years three or three two years this may be the most

stunning thing i've ever heard i don't know why i'm so taken aback by that it is pretty fucking insane all vinyl no computer that's my mind. So he's really kicking it old school with all these. There's no EDC on that. I mean, EDM. I mean, fucking do you, man. Wow. Mark. I wonder if he's going to do a tour if there's just a couple things.

Not now. Guess what? You have to go see it. No. Anything is on the table with that family. Like whatever comes next will not surprise yeah there's money in djing maybe that's just like a little stick money but not that they don't he doesn't he's not gonna get that much money from i feel like people like if you're a college

thing people like who are you yeah i don't i don't know if people maybe people will just go for the bit to see because i totally want to see it yeah like i do too i want to keep working yeah i could see it working guys i bet you i bet you mark damilio could get like 20 bands a dj well look at tiesto's like 60 and he's a dj yeah but he'd been doing it that's his career yeah but he said he's getting back into it maybe he used to do it well it's the first time in 30 years so mandy that was his dream he's not gonna learn any of the new tricks crazy that's i need to i need to see it we gotta i may see him this weekend yeah he just needed a video yeah he just needed his own thing guys he just needed his own thing yeah heidi had dancing with the stars dixie charlie they got their Hulu show. Mark was like, what's left for me? They sing and they dance, Josh. What's left for Big Papa?

That's crazy. Okay. They sing and dance too. What was left for Big Papa, huh? What was left for him? DJing is the only option. Grab some vinyls. Fix that shit.

Mark. DJ D'Amelio. Is that his DJ name? DJ D'Amelio? It's gotta be. Or DJ Mark. I don't know, but it sounds great. DJ D'Amelio sounds better than DJ Mark.? DJ D'Amelio? It's got to be. Or DJ Mark. I don't know, but it sounds great. DJ D'Amelio sounds better than DJ Mark.

I'm with it. I'm going to go to a show. I'm stunned. SZA nominated for MTV EMAs after pulling out a performance for being snubbed at the MTV VMAs. SZA received six nominations for the MTV EMAs. Thank God. What?

Oh, so one United States versus Europe? Yeah. Okay, cool. Bree saw SZA in concert this past weekend. How was it? Spiritual Awakening was insane. I was very, very happy. Someone texted me something about SZA.

I didn't know. What? They're like, do you still have SZA's phone number? You have SZA's phone number? No. Oh, my God. You don't even know who SZA is, right? It was a random number, but you have SZA's phone number still. That was me don't even know who says is right it was a random number but it was

you have scissors phone number still that was me when i was drunk at the concert drew barrymore's writers should have texted back and be like nah i lost it do you got it yeah i heard drake has it i'm due to change my phone number um drew barrymore's writers refused to return to the show days before the rise strike ended drew barrymore for briefly planned on having the drew barrymore show return without a writers to help other people on her show get back to work drew walked back the return after facing criticism i've listened to everybody bad decision blah blah blah now strike is over drew's writers have declined to return to the show oh damn i feel like she always has good intentions i feel bad she. She's a sweet woman. We accidentally made a TikTok screaming to go to her show,

and we didn't know that she was borderline canceled. Delivery driver fails to deliver food, says part of life. After delivery driver brought delivery to the wrong address, he told the person who ordered the food that life isn't 100%. Some days aren't for you, and that's part of life. I weirdly may respect that. I'd be fucking mad. That would be funny. Yeah. yeah when i first moved here i door dashed on foot that would be funny you're a door dasher on foot in the winter oh man you ordered wings on the super

bowl that was me i respect the fuck out of that actually that's fucking grinding were you working for barstow at all no i moved willing like willingly without a plan so i respect the fuck out of that that makes me respect you a lot that's fucking good for you a lot of people won't do that it was a lot hustler hustler yeah um anna winter allegedly upset with kim kardashian for being late after kardashian delayed victoria beckham fashion show because she was 15 minutes late anna winter was allegedly ticked off invisibly annoyed anna uh has to attend every show and leaves as soon as the show ends to be able to get to her next show and allegedly left the show before victoria did her walk up because she didn't want to be late to the next

show um there's a video of all you can't be late to a show and why would you delay it for her fuck her oh they delayed the whole show yeah seem yeah that seems crazy that's crazy just don't you don't go at that point 50 minutes in the most respectful way i think you're the male Anna Wintour. People fear you, but they respect you. I think I like that. That's good. I may even put that on a shirt.

Male Anna Wintour. Male Anna Wintour. Yeah. I'm killing it today. Yeah, you're killing it. Fucking Kardashian. Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper sparked dating rumors. Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper sparked dating rumors after the pair was spotted going to dinner together in New York. Gigi and Bradley apparently spent the weekend

in Watch Hill, Rhode Island at Taylor Swift's house. What? She just is in everything. It's a cute couple, right? I kind of think I love this couple. Yeah, this is pretty awesome. It's a hot couple, smoking hot. I love Bradley Cooper.

I love Bradley Cooper. So, team Bradley. I was listening to The Shallows. He doesn't get credit for how good of a singer he was. He can fucking sing! He's nuts. I know, and he actually sings. Yeah, it's crazy. I know. He's a man of all traits. He's fucking awesome.

And I still think him and Lady Gaga fucked. Yeah, they definitely did. They are fucked on stage. They were fucking, yeah. Michael B. Jordan and Steve Harvey reunited. Michael B. Jordan and Steve Harvey's reunion at an NBA game went viral because the pair was seemingly yeah they definitely did it was fucking on stage yeah uh michael b jordan and steve harvey you reunited michael b jordan steve harvey's reunion nba game went viral because the pair was seemingly beaming to see each other uh and michael b jordan famously dated steve harvey's daughter laurie harvey okay good nice it's good to see them laughing i thought he was mad okay into the bff corner still watching Bachelor? Well, we tried to watch

the second episode, but it wasn't out yet, so I got to catch up. Did you watch it? Yeah. What do you mean? When we went to go look. When we went to go look,

it was out in like 30 minutes. Got it. Yeah, still very, very, very. Are you going to watch all of it? Oh, a little tinkle from Boston in the studio. Oh, perfect. It's your studio, Boston.

Do work. Put your foot right in it. Wow. Smell it. Oh, Boston. Do work. Put your foot right in it. Smell it. Okay. That's bad, Boston. You guys are really training her well. Everyone's cheering for her.

She just woke up from her nap. Puppy pads. I know. She goes outside. And inside. You have to mend your dog for peeing in the house. You want me to beat her? Mommy's working. I didn't say that. I can't get up and take her out right now i'm in the middle of something no i just did say no bad dog bad dog it kind of looked like that's all i can do fucking screaming no you can't she's too cute um is brie a swift definitely be like no brie seems to be coming around on taylor swift

and she may be a swifty i said what did i say i said i don't listen to her music but i'm team like i get the hype about her because all of my for you page now is just taylor swift clips okay good and then we'll end it with it sounds like breeze just conforming bff's AI yearbook. I saw a breeze. I came up with scenarios for all of mine. Like who they were as a person. I don't even know what that means. Yeah, that's okay. I'll send you the link.

Oh, did you make the video? There's categories, so I guess you can say who you guys think has the best out of all of them. Okay. Sick, sick, sick. These are just general class pictures. I look at Cross IJ. who you guys think has the best out of all of them okay sick sick sick these are just general class pictures I look at cross eyed Jay

dang it's just so old why do I look like that I think Brie has the best one there you look like a cool history teacher I look like an old lady

too though I don't love mine my face isn't even proper dude it looks okay wait a sec why does it busted

it kind of looks busted is it my eyes are too you're cross-eyed yeah yeah you look like a dork i kind of look like i look like the teacher you kind of look like a pedophile me oh i'm gonna say a cool history teacher thank you not a pedophile yeah i look like uh um a gay pedophile. No, a professor at Ivy League school. Sure. Next. Or a pedophile, he says.

That's the pedophile. What is happening with me? Oh my God, Dave. What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh, wow. Listen to the... Why does Bree's AI shit always just turn sexual?

Yeah, Bree is hot. That's what they do for the women you guys turn freaky what the fuck she looks like she's gonna give Josh a spanking

I feel like I look like somebody I can't place my face yeah from a movie yeah not Jeffrey Dahmer no the guy from

I don't know a mad scientist a little bit like that one I I'm not just saying it I don't know if I saw that I didn bit. Like that one, I am not just saying it. I don't know if I saw that. I didn't even know that was any like me at all.

You kind of look like Andy Serkis a little bit. I don't know who that is. Josh just looks like a little baby. Yeah. I don't even know who that is. That's insane. What the frick? That's you if you stayed in school.

Oh, these are all pretty good. Here we go. Yeah, I'm definitely like gay. Yeah, a little flamboyant on that one. Yeah, they're gaying you up. Is that your belly showing? They're sexing you out, Brie. That's your belly showing, Dave.

Hey, this little three-piece suit, though. You look like you're in like Peaky Blinders. Yeah. No, this is a good squad that's not preppy though josh is not really preppy he's like he's stuck in the old yeah he's like dead poet society you're you're in mean girls yeah i look like um gretchen wieners gretchen wieners yeah yeah she would bully me i'm taking this one just because it's the only one i look yeah. Yeah, Josh is good. Yay.

Oh, scary. Josh? Who is that Josh? Josh is definitely most likely to succeed there. Oh, Dave is so scary in that one. I'm not loving it. Most likely to succeed at in this photo. I kind of look like KFC in that.

Yeah, you got to do. Bree looks like a Halloween costume. Yeah, why is my tie so... First of all, why do I have a tie? It's a schoolgirl Halloween. You'd be on the cover of those cheap costumes. You'd be buying them. Yeah, I like party city. Dang.

Oh, this is your best one, Dave. Yeah, I look fucking... You look good. This is a blast from the past. You know, clearly, they took a real photo. Yeah, you're just such a sports guy. This one really shows through. You take tennis so serious, Bri.

I think... Is that tennis or racquetball? It's a long tennis racket. I think it's actually racquetball, maybe. Yeah, I take racquetball seriously. Good eye, Bri. Good eye. Thank you.

You kind of look like my dad in this photo. I like it. Who do you play for? The Nixies? Josh. Me or Landon Barker? Oh, speaking of which. Oh, my God.

Dave. I look like Landon Barker. Yeah, you look like I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, Josh pulls off the punk decor. I don't know what they're doing to me. Dave, this is hilarious. You don't like that one? I got it.

No. What do you mean? This one's rocking. No. I mean, the outfit's bad, but you look great. The hair, no. I hate all of it. Every photo of Dave looks like he should be in a sitcom.

I look like caught in between worlds in all my photos. You're just trying to figure out who you are. It looks like you should be on a sitcom for every single one of these. Yeah, exactly. Best dressed. Dave with the egg-shaped head. you just try to figure out who you are it looks like you should be on a sitcom for every single one of these yeah exactly best dressed Dave why do I have an egg shaped head oh wow

Dave I think I'm gonna give you this one yeah I may get this one yeah they really thought you were gay huh I think you get it oh yeah it looks like you have a chicken necklace on they did

they AI'd you and they're like yup something like that alright nice Josh looks like he uses the wrong accent. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the shit?

Oh, Dave, man. This is you circa 2015. Stop collaborating. Listen. You just ran a mile. He's healed over. You're looking the real Slim Shady. Please stand up.

Oh, my God, Dave. You look incredible he's looking at someone's ass Josh and Bri are going to join Mark's Amelia I have a bad spray too

I am borderline black facing I look like I'm going to jump with a skateboard I don't know who that Josh is I think Josh looks the most musical

you kind of look like the guy from Breaking Bad you kind of look like the guy from Breaking Bad yeah I could of look like the guy from Breaking Bad. Yeah, I could see that. The teacher. Bree's the one white backup dancer. Yeah.

I haven't watched Breaking Bad yet. That's it. That's it. All right. Those were insane. Wrap it up. I'll clean up some piss. BFFs, thank you guys all.

We'll see you next week. Thanks for having us. See you guys. Bye, Grace. Whoop, whoop.