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what is going on with that
t-shirt oh you like my
t-shirt I love my
hot Latina girlfriend so please
stay away from me I like that
yeah it's a good shirt did you make
did you make that or is that like you bought that
like a boardwalk
Atlantic City type place?
Yeah, yeah.
I bought it.
I bought it.
But thought I'd show Gabby through the podcast a little message.
I'm thinking about her.
You know what I mean?
She's been in Brazil for like a week and a half now.
Oh, okay.
That's cute.
Yeah.
Romance not dead.
And that's actually we can transition that right into this first headline.
What a tee up.
So Maz Lewis is engaged uh she's engaged to her boyfriend hayden yesack uh i saw this because she was i i don't know i've ever seen anyone like she was like arrogantly bragging about it is the way
the way that i just not only the finger she's like anyone said it wouldn't last
like fuck you like hey i'm fucking engaged you fucking suck like that type of vibe it's very
mads lewis style i didn't know people were against her she made it sound like people are really like
you won't get engaged and then she's like bang engaged like she proved something yeah i i think people did
hate them when they first got together though and they were like making fun of the relationship a
little bit so maybe that's why who's he i don't even why do they care why would they make fun of
who is he hayden hayden's uh so hayden is a friend of blake uh blake gray so hayden and sean came out with blake gray from texas to go to la they did the
la life la stuff for a little bit sean's actually still out here now sean's one of my roommates
um and hayden is with mads and they're getting married good for them what is this yep is this
the engagement video can i see it she's not even how old is she at this point i'm thinking about 2021
sometimes you just know when you know yep it's a cute video young love young love yeah she had to know he she was getting married though by
the time she says it says yeah yeah listen i'll never shit on anybody else's engagement. I am a firm believer for two.
We have two celebrity couples on this show that if you are getting engaged, keep it private.
Like, I kind of think there's certain things you want to keep to yourself, and engagement would be one of them.
So that's my advice.
But good for them.
Oh, yeah.
Congratulations, Mads and Hayden.
Five people arrested in connection to Matt Perry's death.
Two doctors, Matt Perry's live-in personal assistant at Women's Authority
is called the Ketamine Queen,
and Perry's friend had been charged with connection to his death,
supported the defense, took advantage of Perry's addiction issues
by providing copious amounts of ketamine, severely upchar him supported that perry had previously struggled with addiction was receiving injections
ketamine up to eight times a day in his final days i don't know i don't think you should be arrested
for that but there there was text messages that came out was like he's a moron like we can upsell him we can upcharge him it's well charging yeah up
charging like you well then everyone who like is in the wedding business should go to jail if that's
a charge because you get upcharged for weddings like a dj that costs 500 bucks costs 50 grand or
something so i don't know about upcharging prison and i also don't know
i don't know it's a tough one because i do think people should be responsible for their own actions
i get what you're saying like he's the one choosing to do the drugs they're not forcing him
to do them so it's like free will right like you didn't have to be doing it i guess it's like you
can't be a drug dealer i I guess, but it's...
I don't know about the death part.
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely...
It's one of those weird ones where it's like
they're bad people, but did they...
Yeah, like morally, you don't want
to be giving people drugs.
You don't want to be giving someone that's an addict
clearly all ketamine
or else they're going to end up at the bottom of a's an addict, clearly, all ketamine.
They're going to end up at the bottom of a pool.
Yeah, they're clearly bad people.
If I'm like a degenerate gambler and back in the day the bookie is like the bookie responsible for my actions,
I don't think so.
I think I am.
That's how I look at the world, kind of.
I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying. I mean I am. That's how I look at the world, kind of. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.
I mean, yeah. I think they should at least have...
If he really wanted the drugs, he'd find them either way, right?
Most likely, yeah.
If he really wants it, he's going to find it.
But they should have their license taken away at least.
Yeah, right.
Like, they shouldn't be able to maybe not be charged with murder,
but they shouldn't be able to give drugs to anyone else again.
No, no, no, no, no. Kim't be able to give drugs to anyone else. Again. No, no,
no,
no.
Uh,
Kim Kardashian's kids try setting up with streamers.
Kim Kardashian revealed that her kids try to set her up with men and make
lists of prospective boyfriends.
Kim said,
eight year old Saint wants to be with any basketball player or soccer
player.
Sounds like a Kardashian to which Kim says she's like,
if you only knew Kim also said some of her kids wanted to be a streamers.
They try to sneakily set her up. i was with food god yeah that's a throwback yeah he was at an event i was at
he told me to take it easy on kim their friends he's like you're you're he's like you're too
aggressive it's like she fucking deserves it but Wait, so do you think that means she sees all of it?
I think she's aware.
I think she's definitely aware that there's like this little gnat flying around that keeps like a chihuahua at her ankles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which, yeah.
I could see if you're a Kardashian, you'd be like, and I'm friends with food god.
He's friends with her.
So he's probably like, you know, I don't know.
He probably doesn't want any pictures with you.
Yeah, I got one.
We got one.
Yeah, it was kind of funny in that line because I'm sure she'd be like, this guy is probably the meanest person to me in the world.
Rightfully so.
You edited a tape.
So I don't know.
Is she single now? You don't forget. don't know is she single now you don't forget
no is is kim even single i don't even know i think she's been single for a while right
yeah i mean she's gonna she only dates athletes right she just dates like i guess like pete
davidson yeah kanye married. Like, these people.
How old's Kim?
40, I think.
She's got to be.
Yeah, I was going to say, she's got to be, like, 40, right?
Yeah.
43.
You can't.
The streamers are, like, in their 20s.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're, like, my age.
And none of these are, like, guys who are nearly good enough looking to be like, oof.
Dating Kim K.
No.
Like if it was some super hot, like what's a Vinnie Hacker?
So it came out like Vinnie Hacker was hanging out with like Kim Kardashian.
I wouldn't be like shocked.
You know, these guys, these ones, I would mean kai kai's hung out with kim who not
kai kai sunet i don't think it was it obviously wasn't like a date thing but he was there for
her daughter's birthday yeah well i mean she's a clout i think maybe kai is the only one that i
think could stand a chance but i didn't know he was only 22 years old yeah how tall is kai gotta be
five five yeah gotta no shut up well maybe not five five maybe not five five officially five four
oh oh it's worse it's worse than i thought um no then i mean you think kim kardashian's good
how tall is kanye Probably like 5'9".
Because Kim's short, though.
I think she's like 5'2".
5'4 is little person territory.
You're like 5 inches out.
You're like 5'6".
I'm a tall girl, but 5'4".
You're saying like 5'8", maybe, for Kanye?
5'4". Damn. saying like 5'8", maybe, for Kanye. 5'4".
Damn.
Who's taller, him or...
North?
No.
Not North.
Oh, Bree, come on.
The comedian who's...
Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart.
He's probably about 5'4", too, right?
Look at the two of them next to each other. He might be 5'3". I think he is 5'4". Kevin Hart is 5'4", too, right? Look at the two of them next to each other.
He might be 5'3".
I think he is 5'4".
Kevin Hart is 5'4", I think.
Because when they were streaming,
Kai kept being like,
I have a stepstool for you.
So he has to be shorter than Kai.
Yeah, they did a back-to-back on stream.
Looks like.
Oh, they're the same.
They're the same, yeah.
Damn, I didn't know he was that tiny.
Oh, it's... Hey. If I had had a crew if i ever went posse i just have
five four guys everywhere yeah it just makes you feel super i just like everywhere like me and my
five four boys just rolling places look like a fucking boys look like a giant jack
i should do that hang around a bunch of people that are five four
look huge you look like you look too big you look too big you'd need like you need like five
seven people like a bunch of daves no i'm five ten like half the time on our angles it's five
ten and a half i look taller uh this just happened today i think alex cooper signs new serious deal they're saying 125 million
for three years so she doubled what she was getting before um yeah crazy this is crazy
i don't know what she got she brought everyone with her though is that true yeah i think that
was the unwilled deal so like she has a Alex, sorry, Alex Earle's podcast,
the Madeline Argy podcast,
and a few others under the Unwell umbrella.
So they'll have to be paid, too.
But, I mean, not as much.
Yeah, who knows how they split it.
I just, right before, I said,
congrats on 123.
Literally, it's 142.
Congrats on the new deal.
Thank you, Dave.
Not possible without
you appreciate you well that goes without saying oh like no shit you wouldn't have all that money
if it wasn't for us so good for her though I like how modest you are Dave I love well I mean
what happened no it you well modest not as it oozes out of you man I I can't say for sure it wouldn't have happened.
Maybe it would have.
Maybe it would have sped it up.
Maybe we enhanced the chances greatly.
But who knows?
Who knows?
She could have.
She still would have been the same Alex without you just gave her the platform.
Yeah.
You don't know whether it would have hit.
Like, it's impossible to know.
Maybe it would have. Maybe it wouldn impossible to know maybe it would have maybe it wouldn't she was really smart and like creative that's why we
hired her in the first place so maybe it would have maybe been slower different maybe her and
sophia would have killed each other before we ever got involved who fucking knows that's maybe
they'd still be together maybe they'd still be together no i was no more no i don't i don't i don't think so
i think in fact i would i would say they stayed together a whole heck of a lot longer because of
me or us than they would have without us so that would be what i would say about that um
can't be a good day for her no no it can't ever be a good day. Can't be a good day for her.
No.
It can't ever be a good day.
Can't ever be a good day.
I can't imagine being her.
I just feel bad for her.
Imagine the podcast you started.
You got big on with this person.
They split.
You get nothing.
Everyone hates you.
She's banking 125 mil. It's tough when you put it that way
what's the guy it's dinkleman from american idol the guy whatever is like no one even i've said
this on the show but like who's the guy who hosts uh american idol he's at the seacrest had a co-host
the first fucking year and they dumped them or the before the show maybe in
the previews like Dinkleman it's like a running joke if you look the guy's name out really yeah
and he he became a nobody and Seacrest not only went American Idol he became like the guy
yeah Dunkelman Brian Dunkelman isn. Isn't that crazy? That is nuts.
You can't have two American Idol hosts, though, right?
They did.
It was a duo job.
Wow.
Yeah, dude, that just sucks. People obviously still listen to Sophia,
but I would just walk around punching shit every day.
I would just be so mad all the time at the world.
It is tough. Yeah. I'd i'd get a hit man or something that's just fucking crazy well let's not put that in the
air because i could end up on one on the business side of one of those bullets you know i had nothing
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Love Island reunion. Aaron and
Kayla blow up mid-reunion.
During the reunion, Aaron started confessing all the
mistakes he made at the villa, including put his hands
down, commiss out more girls, Danielle
his pants.
I just watched this.
Something he hadn't
admitted to Kayla until that point. Kayla
pleased to blow up on Aaron from Linder despite them having
spent the last few days in New York City together
and then asked to switch seats
what is putting hands down
you mean you did funny business down there?
you just don't put hands down pants for the funny business
I'm sure they didn't just stick the hands
down the pants and be like wow it's warm down here
I'm sure something went on it stick their hands down the pants and be like, wow, it's warm down here. I'm sure something went on.
Yeah.
It's got to be.
It wasn't just to heat up the palms.
Yeah.
I don't know why he decided.
If he was already the biggest asshole in the world,
I just would have kept that one to myself.
Who's Daniela?
It was the girl that he almost brought back to the villa from Casa.
It's the girl that he was making out with that
Kayla was mad at. Was she on the reunion?
Yes. It was what they were fighting about
on BFF. Oh, so then at any
point, Daniela though could have outed him.
So you almost have to like spill the beans.
Yeah, I guess. I don't know.
I feel like Daniela wouldn't have
done that though. I think he could have maybe
let it just ride.
Because it was already like they were making out and he was kissing her and biting her. It's like, let's just ride because it was already like he was they
were making out and he was kissing her and biting her it's like let's just i don't know there's no
need this aaron revealed on the reunion that his grandfather passed away the morning of bfs and he
was very hurt that kaylor knew and continued to go on bfs and trash him yeah man this guy it made me feel a lot worse about the episode
that's unfortunate timing for sure r.i.p to the granddad he was a little bit looking off into
trees every once in a while or down during the pod so i get that his mind could have been going
places when he was on the podcast which isn't isn great. Yeah, I feel for him. I'm kind of glad all the Love Island stuff is over for this guy.
He needs to go home.
Yeah, well, he belongs now.
He was like a promo machine.
He just kept being like, check out the BFFs episode.
He did angrily, but he was like, watch the episode.
It's there.
You can go watch BFFs.
Good.
I like that.
I like that.
He did say BFFs six times.
He looked really good. He looked really good, too like the suit he had on was it was sweet yeah he was i liked it he was one
of best dressed i would say oh yeah oh yeah did you did you watch the reunion josh i didn't get
to it yet it's kind of like me and gabby sing to watch and she's not here so i didn't watch it
fair i just watched this morning honestly that was kind of the only thing that was interesting everything else was kind of pretty mundane it wasn't as uh exciting as i thought
i guess they asked for our footage and they didn't use it so i i don't know okay no one
yeah it was it was edited it wasn't live so maybe they did use it a little bit
mark zuckerberg gets a sculpture of his wife. Creepy as fuck.
I kind of think that's beautiful.
You do?
Yeah, shut up.
I hope my boyfriend gets a sculpture of me now.
Really?
I mean, no girlfriend's going to be mad about this or wife.
No, no girlfriend or wife would be mad about this.
Gabby would love this.
Mad isn't the right word.
I mean, look at Josh's shirt. That's crazy. girlfriend or wife would be mad about this gabby would love this i i mad isn't the right word but
like yeah that's crazy i yeah no i'm not into this at all i think maybe one day you'll get one
what'd you say josh i think gabby would be so into that if i got a big statue and i put it
in my backyard of gabby she'd be like Now, anytime a girl walks in your house, they're going to know.
She'd want two.
Yeah, she'd want one in the front
and one in the backyard.
Yeah, that's right up Gabby's alley.
100%.
Zuck is just trying to bring like cool guy,
bringing back, this is the way he tweeted,
bringing back the Roman tradition
of sculptures of your wife.
I'm not into it.
You hate Zuck, man.
I think if this wasn't Zuck, you'd maybe
have a different take. I think you looked at this,
saw Zuck in the headline, you were like, creep.
Yep. Weirdo. Loser.
Yeah, I don't like Zuck.
Bum. Well, go watch the social network.
Guys at Dweeb.
I like that you found
one that was different than the ones we just said.
That was good.
Disney says man can't sue them over
the death of his wife a man named jeffrey piccolo by the wrongful death lawsuit for 50 grand after
his wife only 50 grand for a wrongful death that's what i was just thinking that's so low
yeah didn't really that's almost like you know you're not have a real case dr Dr. Conoco-porn. What a name. Conoco-porn. Yeah.
Died because of food allergy
at a restaurant at Disney World. The man
claims they asked several times about whether Wes' food
allergy could be accommodated despite being
reassured his wife still died after consuming
food at the Disney restaurant. Disney
is claiming the lawsuit
should be dismissed because of the terms Jeff agreed
to when signing up for the
free trial of Disney
Plus and buying tickets to the parks that
attributes all disputes with the company.
What? I'm lost. Oh, that's
fucked up. That's so sad.
You signed up for Disney Plus a few years
ago in our terms and conditions. You
release us of all liability and it's the same
company.
That is fucked up, why is he only so
much money though why they why wouldn't they just but 50 grand that it's like that's not even a real
like your your wife died like wouldn't you yeah i'm thinking like why aren't you going for 10
million yeah yeah she's dead oh that's awful though i don't understand how they don't have to pay
for this lawsuit i don't understand how they just get to get out of this because
they there's got to be something like the food allergy if your wife has that bad of an out like
how are you even eating something but definitely she has that bad of an allergy that that means
they definitely checked and asked a bunch of times.
Like, they wouldn't be careless with not asking if she's deathly allergic.
So they probably did really reassure her.
If you're deathly allergic, though, to, like, something, I don't even know.
I don't know.
Maybe I don't know how those things work.
Some things is, like, as easy as, like, if you are allergic to peanuts and it's cooked in peanut oil, maybe the waitress just didn't know what was cooked in oil.
But my point would be if that's, like, like a thing you're not risking that at a rest you're
just not even entering that restaurant but i have a lot of friends that are allergic and they ask
and when they're reassured you like you have to be right when you tell yeah with what the the uh
what is the one that ever love saying? Glucose?
Gluten?
Gluten?
Gluten.
Yeah.
But that's like,
you don't really die
if you eat it.
No.
Yeah, it's sort of
like an allergic thing.
That's just like,
I knew everyone's gluten.
Don't want to be bloated.
Disney just put out
a statement.
We strive to put humanity
above all considerations.
Such new circumstances
are the ones in this case.
We believe the situation warrants a sensitive approach
to expedite a resolution for the family.
So they go back on their original statement.
Good.
They're bajillionaires.
They should at least pay for something.
Of course they should pay.
It still doesn't add up to me.
The 50 grand makes it think like it's not as clear cut,
but Chappelle Ran calls out fans
for harassment chapelle roan is calling out fans who stalk her harass her and feel entitled to a
picture or interaction with her chapelle says she doesn't care that comes along with the job
because it's not normal and that she's allowed to say no to creepy behavior brie responded oh
brie insert into the story brie responded to chapelle's tiktok saying people prove chapelle's
point about entitlement because chapelle had to Chappelle's TikTok saying people prove Chappelle's point about entitlement
because Chappelle had to turn her comments off due to people saying she's not grateful
for fame.
Brie says the difference between people want to create art and people want to be famous.
Yeah.
I mean, people, she literally just made a video being like, I have the right to say
no to someone running up to me on the street and asking for a picture.
And everyone's like, you're not grateful.
You're a brat.
You're a diva. And she like no what the fuck i mean people are that proves the entitlement thing of she doesn't owe you anything people treat celebrities really
crazy i guess it depends i'd have to see the situation how it's done how crazy the fan is I what you say no to yeah
I do I don't agree with
what you said
Brie that there's a difference between
I don't know that you can
fairly turn
off like
well I just want to create art I don't want the fame
but yeah that's
easy to say and dumb, but they're intertwined.
They're like, a lot of times athletes, celebrities, whoever, it's like you take the paycheck.
Well, yeah, but there's a difference between like Kim Kardashian and then like someone that just is super in love with making music and is like creating art and then it gets big because they're talented.
Like they just want to put their shit out there they don't necessarily
want paparazzi photos and want people all over like they don't care for that element of it
like yeah well you don't have to i've seen her do shows in front of like billions of people so
you don't ever have to go on tour you don't ever have to show your face you can make art put it
out there and be banksy and nobody knows who the fuck you are yeah that's fair she does do shows and stuff but that doesn't mean
people can like attack her and kiss her no no that's what i mean like seeing what she's referring
to and there's all different ways i'm sure all of us like where people are kind of like what what
the fuck are you doing verse like being appropriate i think i think she
she was more so saying the reaction after saying no people are like you're a bitch i deserve a
photo with you and it's like i don't owe you anything well that's a crazy video to make
that's a crazy video to make i would never make that for her and she can make whatever she wants
but to me that feels out of touch like if a celebrity makes a video like i don't owe you a photograph i'd be like fuck you yeah yeah from a
fan's point of view 100 you're gonna be like what yeah i would maybe keep that like i'm i'm the
reason i'm your fan i'm giving you the audience like yeah you owe me shit maybe keep that to
yourself like and don't let me know. Yeah.
Like, once I get the photograph or the picture,
make fun of me when I'm not there so I can still like you and be like, that person was crazy.
But I don't know that you want the person that you identify, love, follow, fan
to be like, I don't know you, dick.
I'd be like, fuck you.
Yeah, I just kind of see that.
I mean, I also agree, also agree though like when someone comes up
to ask for a photo you know they should be respectful and there's right ways and the
wrong way yeah of course there's absolutely you gotta her whole thing though is like
chapel roan is a character and like she's not chapel roan like she made up that name that's
like her stage thing and then when she's not chapel roon she's just kaylee no i don't wow that's great
that we if if fucking hand grenades and horseshoes or candy every day would be christmas like i mean
you are chapel I lost that last one. It's hand grenades. It's three different sayings merged together. If hand grenades and horseshoes are candy,
a whole day would be Christmas.
If hand grenades?
I thought I was dumb.
I'm like, maybe I just don't get it.
If it's a bus with candy and nuts or horseshoes,
close only counts on horseshoes and hand grenades.
I knew that could be a saying.
I knew that could be a saying.
Yeah, I guess that's just...
That's how we ended on Chaperone.
Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars' new song.
I haven't heard this.
I'm pissed that it's with Bruno Mars.
I like Bruno Mars.
Yeah, what's with Bruno Mars?
Let's hear the song.
I don't know.
I haven't seen this.
How did this not come up on my Spotify new song thing?
I like Bruno Mars.
Who doesn't like Bruno Mars?
That's what I'm saying.
What is your beef, Brie?
24 Karat Magic ruined my life.
Oh, I hate him.
That voice is so weird.
What are you talking about?
Gaga's so fucking cool. So cool. I wish it was just her. Oh, it him. That voice is so weird. What are you talking about? Gaga's so fucking cool.
So cool.
I wish it was just her.
Oh, it's awful.
Is Gaga going to sing or what?
I mean, God.
I think she's got to come in here.
Her voice is so good.
I don't love it.
It's awful.
It's not awful, but it's just... It's not awful. It's boring. It's awful. It's not awful, but it's just...
It's not awful. It's boring. It's awful.
It is a little boring and slow.
Her voice is still amazing.
Yeah, of course she sounds great,
but fuck, we should have got something cooler.
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Huck to a girl
awkwardly meets Sketch. Huck to a
girl Sketch met when viral for awkward their
interaction was. Huck to a girl still going
huh?
Yeah she's still
meeting everyone.
And her friend is always there.
What's up brother?
You gotta say your thing now.
That's awesome.
Or not.
Do the thing.
I can't do the thing.
It's okay.
It's all right.
You said you're from Louisiana?
Oh.
Wait, I thought you were on just,
I was just guessing based on the book.
No, Tennessee.
Oh, God damn.
Oh, God.
Close, but no cigar.
What?
Close, but no cigar. What does that mean? I love him. Close, but no cigar. What? Close, but no cigar.
What does that mean?
I love him.
Close, but no cigar.
Is this chemistry we have right now?
On that note.
Yeah, that was weird.
Yeah.
I think it was just more her not understanding what he was saying
and him having to say everything twice.
But Sketch handled it pretty funny.
I thought that was pretty funny.
He wanted to do this bit on his thing.
Young Gravy slid and talked to his girl DMs.
She exposed him.
She said no.
Who cares?
How's Young Gravy doing?
Is he still going?
I don't know.
I think he's doing country music.
Yeah, he's doing country music now.
Austin thinks he's falling off, so I guess he's doing country music now. Austin
thinks he's fallen off, so I guess he's fallen
off. That was just
Austin inserting an opinion out of nowhere.
No facts, nothing. Just, I think he's
fallen off. It's factual.
Austin hasn't seen him in the
timeline for a second or two. Why is that
factual, Austin? Just from the amount of views
and stuff that he gets now is so much lower than
when he was actually popular. Okay. When he wasison rise mom yeah i guess uh vogue dog does
dog in the dog day summer vogue digital covers of dog vogue dog oh vogue does how would you pronounce
that dog like dog v. Vogue does dog.
In the dog days of summer, Vogue launched digital covers of Dog, Vogue, Dog.
You almost got it, kind of.
I don't know how far in advance.
I don't know how far.
They did Demi Moore's, Billie Eilish, Sidney Sweeney's Pitbull Rescue.
Ooh, tank.
Sidney Sweeney has a Pitbull Rescue, huh?
Door open. But she's not really myey has a pit bull rescue, huh? Door open.
But she's not really my type. What type of
door, dude? What type of door?
I can slide into
anybody's DM in the world
and be like, oh, I like your
pit bull rescue. I have one. She's
the most famous dog in the world. Miss Peaches.
Ever heard of her? I was at that
same event. Jon Hamm came up to me.
He's like man i love miss
peaches it don't matter where you go it's just like peaches she's loved but that's the thing
these aren't famous dogs they're just famous people dogs like miss peach i feel like would
need her own sector because she's the famous one calling dave not famous but miss peaches is famous
in her own regard you know she's not
clinging on to james fame if anything it's opposite right no i see that i see that so
dave you think you could dm sinny sweeney and talk about your dog and she'd answer you yes
why don't you try i think i think we have to do that i think you should try it yeah
you guys are underestimating miss Peaches no no no I think you
should just try it though
Sydney Sweeney's not my type by
the way but
okay on Instagram
I think he's just stating that before so that if
he doesn't get an answer he doesn't
yeah he's like well I'm not hurt
I'm not hurt
I've said it on this fucking
21 and a half million
I may be tough that might be tough I've said it on this fucking 21 and a half million.
I may be tough.
That might be tough.
Do you DM her from your account or Miss Peaches?
I don't even.
Oh, good point.
You can only say I'm going to do it from Miss Peaches.
Does that count?
It feels a little less, but I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you. I think you should go DP account.
I think the DP account should be. I think it's it to you. I'll give it to you. I think you should go DP account.
I think the DP account should be DP. I think it's going to be very hard to see it.
Because I think if anyone knows Miss Peaches,
they also know you.
Yeah.
I think it's far more likely something is seen
when it's from the dog versus like you're not going to know.
Whatever.
You know what?
I'll try both.
You're going to double DM?
Imagine how many DMs she gets a day.
I know.
That's why I think you have to go from peaches.
But is peaches verified?
Yeah.
I'm ready with the dumbest question in the show.
I'm going, yeah.
But she's not on TikTok, right? she she probably is on both i don't know
that tiktok won't verify her because she's not a human see that's why i thought maybe
they don't verify dogs are you gonna write miss peaches in miss peaches voice
the dm for miss peaches are you gonna write it as miss peaches oh yeah
miss peaches only talks as Miss Peaches.
Right, right, right.
Can you read the DM that you're going to send from Peaches?
Yeah, what would Miss Peaches say?
Say, hey, my daddy, you're not my daddy's type,
but we should have a date.
Let's go to a dog park.
Follow message.
I'm actually going to write it to Tank.
Oh, okay.
Good play.
Tank's the dog, Josh.
Yeah, Tank.
Hi, Tank.
This is exhilarating.
My name is famous Miss Peaches.
He's stressing a little i think i don't know i'm not i'm gonna make magic i think my name is famous miss peaches um
writer's block i take my name is famous peaches like Okay, what are we trying to get out of the DM?
Just to prove that, it would be a response.
Oh, say, yeah, okay, I would love to meet up.
Sniff your butt?
No, sniff butt's a little, I'm not getting that.
Oh, say, are you a rescue like me?
It's an honor.
Something about rescue.
It's an honor?
You're going to take that and not the dog butt sniffing
could be like at least mine's natural i saw you on doge looking good how'd you get how'd you get
the call i'm trying to get on it dog thanks for bringing awareness to rescues nailed it austin
oh nice austin all us pity rescues can i say rescue or like a pit bull rescue pity like pit bulls pity
okay but i'm thinking pity like feel bad hi tank my name is famous miss peaches i saw you in dog
love the awareness you brought for all us pity rescues. Done. Sent.
That'll get a response.
Okay, that's good.
You think so? I do.
Let's see what happens.
We'll see.
I'll keep you posted.
All right.
MGK threw his first pitch into the crowd.
I talked about this on Unnamed.
Yeah, and then he got mad at me
because we wrote a blog that had
a headline that actually said,
Machine Gun Kelly's first pitch was as
lame as it gets. Machine Gun Kelly
got mad at me.
Signing the ball, throwing out to people, make someone
happy instead of throwing it in the glove is lame.
We gave away 10,000 free bags of coffee
in the stands. That's such witty, smart,
educated Twitter journalism you guys have.
At still present a boo
then he read the article though and he's like i should have read the article first because the
article actually was was pro mgk so oof that's fine did you know that austin's not in here
uh what that he then was like i should have read the article. I think maybe I saw that.
Well, and maybe I think it should probably have been in the headlines.
I agree.
Because he actually, like me and Vibs, will be a big fan.
The guy wrote it. Simone Beals wore a Jonathan Owens Packers jacket to a Bears game.
This would infuriate me if I was a Bears fan.
Wait, I'm lost.
Oh, is that a team he used to play for?
Yeah.
Why is that bad?
Bears, Packers are the Hatfields and the McCoys of the NFL.
Red Sox, Yankees.
So you go to a Bears game on their sideline wearing their arch rival jacket.
Not the greatest.
I saw Big Cat.
It's kind of baller of her, though.
Big Cat had a funny tweet about it.
He was like, we can't let a jacket. This is what happens when we're the about it he was like we can't let a jacket like
this is what happens when when we're the talk of the town we can't let a jacket destroy the
franchise because people are mad about it uh blake lively's going viral just for being an
asshole really yeah she's just been fucking getting lit up lately in this interview did
you guys see this i didn't see this nightmare interview thing, no. Yeah, I didn't see the actual clip of it, but I saw the headline of it.
So I'm really curious.
Do we have the clip?
Yep.
First of all, congrats on your little bump.
Congrats on your little bump.
What about my bump?
Do you like the movie?
Are you a Woody Allen fan?
I love most of his movies.
And this one was so, like, visually amazing.
Did you guys love wearing those kind of clothes that you...
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, you know, working in digital...
Everyone wants to talk about the clothes,
but I wonder if they would ask the men about the clothes.
I would.
I love Jesse's suits and how he...
That's what I'm saying.
His wardrobe was beautiful.
Oh, I know.
Cory's wardrobe was gorgeous.
I know.
He's so great.
Those high-waisted pants.
There's so much warmth of everything, you know?
Yeah, it's not just the women that have the clothes.
I feel like the women get the conversation,
but it's like every detail with everybody.
Yeah, it was amazing to look at.
That's tough, watch.
Why is that that bad?
Why did she say that?
What?
Yeah, it was.
It was so bad.
Why did she say that?
Are you serious?
Why did she say that she's pregnant and then she says back to the lady nice bump to you like the lady was being sweet and being like
congratulations on having a child and being pregnant and then blake lively goes congrats
on your bump she's not pregnant and then she goes on to be like wait would you ask men these questions did you guys
wait who's who's not pregnant the interviewer is not pregnant yeah no not pregnant can i can i
re-watch that real quick i just i didn't feel like she was i felt like it was just like a
misdelivered joke to me wait like it feels like it was just first First of all, congrats on your little bump. Congrats on your little bump.
What about my bump?
Oh, I don't get that.
They're just talking about like a baby bump.
Yeah, what's the joke?
You're fat? I don't know.
Blake Lively
just seems like an awful...
I thought the lady was
pregnant. No.
She's infertile, actually.
Oh, dang it. That's way was pregnant. No. No. She's infertile, actually. Oh, dang it.
That's way more tough.
Tough.
Yeah.
Well, everyone's trying to fucking come after her.
New York influencers beef over a guy.
New York influencers Haley Kate and Sophia LaCarte are beefing again over Haley's boyfriend, Reed.
Last December, this beef began with Sophia DM Reed a couple weeks after his breakup with Haley,
asking him to go on a date.
Reed is not public on social media, so it's assumed this is the only reason Sophia knew about Reed.
Haley posted about her friend Sophia going on a date with Reed
only a day after Haley was buying Sophia's shots.
An influencer event, the story blew up.
Sophia received a lot of hate. Flash forward to now. Haley and influencer event the story blew up so if you received a lot of hate flash forward to now hailey and reed are back together but they've
been receiving a lot of hate after really reed joined hailey on a podcast it was very dry seems
reed may be quiet and shy but fans are urging hailey to dump reed claiming he doesn't like her
hailey previously read the couple split because reed said hailey wasn't the love of his life on
the now deleted podcast episode reed said the pair got back together because they make each other better.
Why they got back together, Sophia decided to hop on the hate train by making a three-part TikTok series about how she got canceled by a girl she only met three times.
Sophia said Reed was super talkative on their date, detailed the hate she experienced.
I was bored today.
on their date detailed the hate she experienced i was bored today brie reacted the drama on her own page soon to be on hailey's side but preface that hailey was once mean grace and she doesn't
know her who the fuck are these people oh no it's actually the craziest shit on the internet this
redhead girl is delusional diabolical like the weirdest person i've ever witnessed on social media.
They're just in New York City.
There's got to be something.
Some decorum on who can call themselves a New York City influencer.
Like these people are not.
Who are these people?
They influence what?
I agree.
What are they influence?
What?
Nate, give me more than three people who have made any decision on anything based on their influence.
It can't be more.
It can't be more than three.
I would say Hallie Kate is definitely more influential than the redhead girl.
What is her name?
Haley Kate.
No offense, Haley Kate.
I'm not trying to be mean, but let's see.
I'll tell you if she's an influence.
Hallie what?
Oh, it came up pretty quick.
She's one of the people that got punched by the guy in the New York City street.
Oh, that was set up.
That's what she's most known for, but she wasn't influenced before that.
But did she set that up?
Does she live in Nantucket?
No, she actually got punched in the face.
She got a house in Montauk.
She bought a house in the Hamptons.
She went viral for that.
People were like.
What do you mean she bought a house in the Hamptons?
How much is this influencer making?
That's what I'm saying.
That's what everyone was saying.
They're like, how the fuck is this girl buying a house in the Hamptons?
Maybe she just has rich parents.
Yeah.
No, she said it's all from influencing.
It's not like a Hamptons house.
People are like, it's not the Hamptons.
It's like out west or something.
I don't really know the Hamptons.
I do.
Yeah, you would probably be able to clock if it was a real Hamptons house or not.
But that doesn't matter.
She's just like, this Sophia girl's crazy.
I don't think you can make a living on this. I don't know. What do I know? I don't know. I don't matter. She's just like, this Sophia girl's crazy. I don't think you can make a living on this.
I don't know.
What do I know?
I don't know.
I don't know.
A living on what?
The hell he can't.
I'm looking at her influence.
She does have, she had like a nice ass apartment and does have that house.
And she's buying crazy designer shit all the time.
So I don't know where her money comes from.
Her parents might just have money.
She could just be lying, saying they don't. Who knows? Yeah, that's true. So I don't know where her money comes from. Her parents might just have money. She could just be lying, saying they don't.
Yeah, that's true too.
I don't know though.
She does follow me, so...
Shout out.
Shout out.
No follow back?
Well, no, I'm not going to follow a girl back.
Yeah, you can't do that.
Trying to get in trouble, Bree?
Yeah, Bree, what are you trying to do here?
I was testing you to see if the shirt actually had value.
Of course it does. I can see it in my computer. It reminds me all the time.
I don't need to be reminded, though, because I just always love Gabby.
I know. I'm waiting for the statue.
When is she back? Do you have time to build one?
Let me check.
Um, no.
What? Is that like a super nice watch? you're asking about my pepsi rolex
i guess is that is that crazy i don't i don't know watches it's just like
rolex like brick watch wasn't good enough for you no we actually had this exact bit already
happened last week everything was the same What do you mean you have matching tattoos?
This little thing above my
Rolex.
Okay.
You're the worst person I've ever met.
What?
If I didn't make a joke about it, it almost seems
like I was flexing it.
Brick watch not good enough for you?
What? Brick watch not good enough for you?
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is waiting for you let's get back to the episode how about this billionaire stealing sand from the
beach brewer's owner mark atanasio has allegedly been stealing sand from a public malibu beach to
use for his own private construction project now one of the billionaire neighbors is filing a lawsuit against him.
That's a crazy move.
If you steal sand, though, what?
I know it doesn't make sense.
I would think it just replenishes somehow.
You think sand just grows?
I know it doesn't make sense, but I'm never like,
oh, there's a shortage of sand.
I wonder how much he's taking. Oh, my God, god we have no sand left this guy's stealing the sand where else do you get say it like is it right next door he's
like oh this is easier than ordering a bunch of sand let me just go to the beach where there's
sands a pain in the ass sand yeah yeah what's he building that he needs sand maybe he's just
wanting to extend his beach out if he's
using it for his own beach that's fucked there's this picture of the of the like um forklift if
you're in your own if he's driving the forklift i say let they're using a forklift to get sand
they're gonna go over and take little bits with the forklift and bring it over what do you mean
what is that thing called a tractor
like an escalator what it's called yeah it's not that far off from a fucking forklift to be honest
a forklift is like yes sand can replenish itself naturally thank you through beach
nourishment projects thank you um it's a beach nourishment project?
I don't know.
Doja Cat.
Also, that is... Okay, but I had Escavator, right?
You called it a forklift.
It's not that far off from a forklift.
What do you mean?
A forklift is completely different.
Escavator is what it is.
A forklift is like this.
A forklift's going to get what?
Little tiny pieces of sand?
That would be like going to the beach with a forklift.
You can put a fucking shit ton of shit in a forklift.
No. Is he bagging the sand?
He's bagging the sand before he's
putting it. He's going to bag the sand from the beach
and put it on the forklift and then bring it over?
No. Fine. It's this
other thing. I mean, I didn't know.
Sometimes you guys just like to make mountains
out of molehills. That wasn't that
big of a misstatement.
You mountain my molehill. You mountain my molehill.
You mountain my molehill with sand replenishment.
Yeah.
No, you can replenish sand.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was going the opposite, and you were like, see?
I told you.
Well, I'm saying something.
So you mountain my molehill.
What I said is pertinent to the story.
Hand grenade horseshoe.
What I said is pertinent to the story.
It's like, why would you freak out on the sand?
It comes back.
Call an excavator, forklift, and the whole world falls apart, all right?
That's what I always say.
Yeah.
Put that on the t-shirt.
Doja Cat and Joseph Quinn spark dating rumors.
Am I crazy?
I don't know who Joseph Quinn is.
He's the guy from Stranger Things.
What?
I've seen all of Stranger Things.
I've never seen this guy.
Yeah, you have.
Definitely.
He's got the long hair there.
He was the picture.
You've definitely seen that guy.
It was the main part.
And he was like in it.
No way.
You definitely.
He has really long hair in the Stranger Things.
Yeah, he was like the Dungeons and Dragons guy.
This guy.
That was him?
Yeah, the one that rips on the guitar.
Yeah.
Wow, hair does wonders.
That's crazy.
Taylor Swift brings up.
I would have bet that Dave was wrong.
Well, I'm looking at the picture, Brie.
Oh, I was still up that's why
it's like i mean i'm not making this up out of my
i thought you're just like a really big stranger i'm like just look at look at the guy he's right
here uh taylor swift brought out ed sheeran our london show awesome sick probably the best guest
she could bring out a hundred percent percent. I've kind of become
a Hayley
what's her name? Fan from Paramore.
Oh, she's awesome.
Yeah, Hayley Williams. Because she's been
opening for Taylor and she's just
got something about her that you can't take your
eyes off her. Very cool.
She's a cool girl is what she is.
But she's a
unintentionally cool girl. She's legit cool she's not beyonce
that's what i'm saying she's actually she's rihanna she's like she's in her own lane she's
not trying to be anybody else correct she exudes cool without trying um yeah airline
grace gracie abrams she does yeah i think I like Gracie. Yeah, I like Gracie.
I like her.
Yeah.
Cool.
Airline offering women's seats away from men.
I love this.
I was this practical.
It is practical,
but we're going to split up planes now and do creepy men.
Do women.
I mean,
just so you know,
we can sit next to creepy women too.
Yeah,
I know,
but it's much more likely for a man to be creepy
that's just not true i think they're probably i mean the literal statistics of men assaulting
women compared to women yeah yeah but that's but but i i don't i don't disagree with that probably
but like that's because that doesn't have nothing to do with creepy. Like, that's because a man is generally stronger than a woman.
No, no, no.
I'm saying, like, creepy just, like, he would put his leg closer.
Do you know how many times, like, I've sat next to a guy,
and they just, like, get closer to you so that they're touching?
That's creepy.
Humble brag.
That's a little bit of a humble brag.
No, that's every woman's experience.
That is every woman's experience. And guys are just okay we get it everybody wants to touch you brie everybody wants
to touch you men are creepy men are disgusting and you guys are so dismissive of it i hate no i
wasn't dismissive it was like yeah i sit down girls literally the woman experience women aren't creepy men are disgusting
women can be creepy men can be disgusting uh molly may and tommy fury split sad
i never watched this season but people loved them together yeah i just say sad because i
knew they're together for a long time. I have a kid, I believe.
Child together.
Never good. Kids evolve.
Nicholas Cage to play John Madden. Upcoming biopic.
That sounds awesome.
I'm in.
Aren't you buddies with Nick Cage? Get a cameo here, Josh.
Get another little cameo?
All right. Yeah, that would be sick.
I'll let him know.
Fans want Sedona Prince removed from TCU basketball following abuse allegations.
The international petitioning for TikToker and basketball player Sedona Prince to be
removed from the TCU team because of allegations made by Sedona by her ex-girlfriend, Olivia
Stabile.
In a 10-part series, I assume TikTok, Olivia says she took Sedona on a trip to Mexico.
While on an ATV ride, Sedona left Olivia stranded in the jungle.
Sedona eventually came back and crashed the ATV.
Stranger attempted to help them, but it ended with Olivia being thrown from the ATV because of Sedona.
Olivia said after getting back to the hotel, the medical team said they needed to help Oliviaivia first because their injuries were worse which only upset sedona more the next day sedona's birthday sedona was cheating on
olivia right in front of her olivia ended up leaving the trip before sedona to get away from
her um yeah this was crazy sedona's a monster and this isn't like the first girlfriend that
has made allegations about her but this girl has like all the receipts
and the proof and the text messages what from what i'm understanding it just seems like sedona's a
really bad alcoholic and she's like abusive when she's drunk did she actually hit her she just like
crashed an atv she like literally left her to die like she kept speeding up and um olivia was like slow down slow down please and then she
said fuck this like pushed her off the atv watched her crash and then drove off into the jungle left
her alone in the middle of the night in the jungle and then they asked for help in the middle of the
night yeah and then they asked people to come help because they crashed the ATV and it wouldn't work. And again, she fell off the ATV and Sedona was like told all the help to leave them.
And they left them there again in the jungle.
And they had to like just.
Sounds like a fucking creepy woman.
Yeah.
I mean, then she literally went missing.
Yeah, but she's not creepy to a man.
Sounds like.
Men are always safe, huh? What does that mean? She's not creepy to a man. Sounds like she's been creepy to a woman. Men are always safe, huh?
What does that mean?
She's been creepy to a woman.
Another woman.
She's not creepy.
She's literally abusive.
Actually, that's not worse.
What did you say?
I said that's even worse, a woman being creepy to a woman.
But I was like, not really, actually.
I think they're both just bad.
I will say.
What I was trying to get at there.
I think the story was crazy.
Yeah, I think if this was a man and woman,
the man would already be kicked off the basketball team.
So I can see them saying she should be.
Like if a man was abusing.
Yeah, I saw a bunch of people signing petitions and everything.
Like I saw this one and it was this like guy being like, yeah, so I don't know.
My girlfriend told me to sign this petition, so I'm
signing this petition. It's like a voice message of
him signing it. But yeah, they had like
40,000 signatures or something.
The answer is who happens.
Yeah, I mean, if it's all true.
Sometimes you never know. I mean, if it's all
true, yes. I
never think someone should get penalized
until you know there's facts behind it. But yeah, it seems that way. BFF's Corner true, yes. I never think someone should get penalized until you know there's facts behind it.
But yeah, it seems that way.
BFF's Corner, to wrap up.
Six-month anniversary, Miss Peaches.
We'll see if she gets the Sydney Sweeney reply.
I saw out and about talking,
because we talked about the gays.
I am a queen, for sure.
Brie wrote a music video for Zach.
Woo! Yeah, it was was fun we just finished filming
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Did I watch Stick It?
No.
That's because I couldn't.
You texted me.
It was hard to get.
It's on Amazon Prime.
Or Apple TV.
It's literally $4.99 on Apple TV.
Whatever I tried to do, I couldn't do on my TV.
It's like you have to do it through your phone and then transfer it to your TV.
I was like, fuck it.
I give up.
I tried to.
Apple TV?
I tried to.
No, it's not Apple.
It's whatever I tried to.
You couldn't do it directly on your TV.
I watched it directly on my TV, on Apple TV.
Try Amazon then.
Look right now on what this thing's on, because I know I had issues with it, because you're right.
I did text you.
Yeah, you said, what's the movie called?
I said, Stick It.
Won't disappoint.
And you never watched it.
Oh, man. Spelled it I said Stick It. Won't disappoint. I mean, you never watched it. Oh, man.
Spelled it wrong.
Stick It? Yeah.
No, not because I don't know how to spell,
but because it...
Yeah, look, right there. Apple TV.
I don't know. Maybe tonight.
Josh and
Griffin team up to give high school athletes
scholarships, giving away
four $10,000 scholarships to high school athletes.
What's this all about?
That's cool.
Yeah, yeah.
This was something that we started a long time ago,
or when we first were doing it, it was a long time ago.
If you look at the quote, says Richards, 19.
This was three years ago.
look at the quote says richards 19 like this was three years ago um so i i almost forgot about this honestly i i would have to like go and look at what this was again so it just resurfaced out of
the blue yeah i guess maybe it resurfaced or something like that but i remember putting it
together like um me and griff and Griffin working with this company
to be able to give back to kids and have them get scholarships
to go to college and whatnot, continue playing sports.
We do actually have comments, so we can read comments,
and then we'll be done.
Gays love Dave, facts.
All right, he's back.
Gay here.
If Dave has no haters i am dead well does that mean he's gay and hates you dave yeah every well listen everybody has haters and
i'm all my i have haters in every demographic gender whatever fine yeah but i i um scale or skew higher in gay love than I do gay hate.
Okay, okay.
It's gay love.
Gay love.
Josh looks like Abraham Lincoln.
That's a weird one.
Didn't you dress up as him one time?
I did dress up as him for a sketch, yeah.
Yeah, you low-key pulled it off.
I think I did too.
I think when we put on the makeup,
I did actually kind of look like Abraham Lincoln.
You kind of did. This is the second time she's said said enamored this week and i can't deal with the girl
and enamored i keep getting this kind of combining two two words i was doing two words together i've
turned into dave okay why enamorated a word i know what i was saying enamorated oh speaking of what is that what is you're so
demure what is that all about oh so demure so yeah what is that what is that what is it it's
okay relax well i was asking what it was you're not being demure and you're not being demure
you're not being cutesy well i asked what it was and that just wouldn't answer demanding
i don't know how to explain it it's just it's the opposite of you
like you know are you asking what is the definition of demure or are you asking what's
the trend what is going on with why is everyone saying it it's kind of i don't have an answer
for you there i just know the trend is like, the people are like,
do you see how I'm waiting till the end of the night
to roll up this joint?
Very demure,
very cutesy,
very playful,
or whatever they do.
I don't like it.
Very thoughtful,
very mindful,
considerate.
Okay, next.
Dave.
Well, that's weird.
Was this queued up?
Dave, very demure, very cutesy with it.
People are going to think we set that up.
Yeah, they are going to think we set that up.
Dave is proof that you can be rich doing nothing your entire life.
What a waste.
Whoa.
I'm not even going to address Thurman French music with a response
because that is ridiculous.
Tell him.
I love you guys, but like he lost his grandfather.
You wailed on him, and if he didn't come on the pod,
you would have wailed on him.
What?
It's about Aaron.
They're saying it was a lose-lose for Aaron when he came on the pod.
If he came on, we would have wailed on him, which we did.
If he didn't come on, we would have wailed on him for not coming on.
I don't know if that's true because I didn't even know he existed.
Yeah, I don't think he would have got wailed on as much if he didn't come on.
But I think we obviously also didn't know.
Yeah, he hadn't shared that.
We didn't know about the grandfather.
So, of course, we're going to continue with the podcast as if that didn't know yeah yeah he hadn't shared that we didn't know about the grandfather so of course
we're gonna continue with the podcast as as if that didn't happen they always dave dirty not
giving the pronunciation breakdown the sheet they have to know he can't pronounce that was named
facts they want me to screw up they're haters so many haters your hair looks like a giant limp all on your head. I have a hat on today, so hopefully that helps.
Lil's hose.
Or Lil shoe.
Whatever.
Lil shoe zero.
You think really highly of yourself.
You're really not that in a bag of chips.
You honestly don't have enough money to be attractive.
Used maybe, but not attractive.
Sorry.
I, a thousand percent, have enough money to be attractive
let's not let's not fucking play games i like how much money do you need in this person's book
sherry ll 1998 to be a billion i don't have a billion but i think i have enough to be attractive yeah i think once
you pass like the 50 milli mark please that is there i don't know if you can see this wait are
you saying to make yourself attractive no i can't even see it's like nantucket harbor out there like
give me a break no i think i think or just to like be attractive by being rich. By being attractive by being rich. Oh, okay, okay.
And yes, I do.
Yeah, you have plenty of money for that.
Yes.
Someone said Josh looks like AI one time
and I can't unsee it.
What's going on today?
That was like 10.
I don't know if that's really...
By the way, what's her name back?
Brooke?
Yeah.
I have no idea.
I haven't seen anything about them.
She's coming back.
Maybe that's because we said to.
It was a week break.
Yeah, I think it's because
the internet was really mad with Tana.
She was like, she's coming back.
Dave's been in the closet for years.
These are ridiculous ones.
I wish you were gay, honestly.
I'd be an awesome
gay, but I mean...
I know.
The facts are unfortunately out there.
Sorry, maker of rain in your shower.
Josh has slowly but surely become my favorite
and quite honestly the anchor of the show.
Okay, we're back in bed.
Limp ball.
Limp ball hair in the anchor of the show.
Dave looks like he peaked in his frat days back in the 80s.
It's actually painful listening to him speak to these young people.
What do we got?
Like the Love Island people are mad?
Yeah.
There's a lot of hate this week.
Frat days back in the 80s.
Oh, maybe because we were talking about,
I think last episode we talked about skateboarding
wasn't invented yet. Maybe.
You know who reached out, though, to say
he was a fan? Sheckler.
Oh, really? Dude, he was
like my first crush. He's every girl's
first crush. He was the guy. Yeah.
He was the guy.
Josh, don't sound too dumb talking
about real things in this one. Good job,
buddy. Even put together some full sentences and opinions.
Seems semi-thought through.
So proud of you.
All right.
Well.
Kind of like a backhanded compliment.
Kind of like the biggest backhanded compliment.
What were you talking about?
Backhanded and forehanded.
I think talking about, yeah, the Tanner Brooks situation.
Oh.
But.
Dave, old as fuck. Give it up what's b mean bitch babe i think it's just like
but like you can call anyone b right buddy i think i i thought it was like yo what's up b
yeah i didn't think it really stands for anything this is my first first time seeing Josh and I get it now. What, you close your eyes
every single time I come on
the screen or what does that mean?
This is the first episode they've watched of you?
This is the first time seeing Josh.
Like seeing me ever?
Strange.
But hey, thank you.
Thank you.
I describe Dave as ugly white dude.
I'm getting roasted.
Yeah, I was there at the beginning with you.
I was there at the beginning with you, but they've suddenly come along.
Here to laugh my ass off.
That's it.
Well, I'm going to go cry now.
Is that what people want?
Yeah, I don't know.
That's not a bad note.
Usually they end on a good note.
No, it's just like Dave's an ugly ass bitch.
All right, fine.