BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY TALKS ABOUT IT — BFFs EP. 155

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

We start the show with Dave talking about what everyone has been asking him to talk about, and then we get into headlines where Drake admits Taylor Swift is bigger than him, Bri is getting roasted by Page Six and the Swifties, Kim Kardashian is GQ’s ‘Man Of The Year’, Matt Rife is canceled for his comedy special, Corinna Kopf calls out Breckie Hill for copying her, and MrBeast is accused of faking his videos. We finish with BFFs Corner where the BFFs recap their time at Raising Canes, Josh's hoodie promo may have been bad timing, Landon Barker vs Isaak Presley got solved with Landon getting in the mix, Dave going after someone claiming he stole their brand, Gabi and Josh's Cabo debate, whether the BFFs are in the Kardashian's pocket, and our new producer Genevieve has joined the show. You can get the new BFFs hoodie here: https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/bffs-heart-names-hoodie?variant=41075642826849&queryID=037c2bde358ed046d459aef9e3c2d9a9 Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Rhoback: Go to https://rhoback.com/ and use code BFF for 20% off your first order! Start the holidays in style. Rent App: Head to https://Rent.app/barstool for $50 off your first rent payment and download Rent app in the App store today Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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There really is no other option. Come for the Cane's chicken fingers. Stay for the sauce order online at raisincaines.com all right bffs post thanksgiving um i felt like i was walking to jail or like uh like what is that uh what is the eight mile when you walk to like the death row death row like when you're walking to the chair like i wasn't looking forward to this episode because obviously uh i was big ass news uh sylvan and i broke up i have firstly how are you doing i mean it sucks question obviously um you're okay though yeah i mean i yeah it, it's a stinky situation.

But it is what it is at this point. So and I haven't talked about it all because it's I feel like she talks about our relationship a little more than I had like publicly and tick tocks and things like that. But obviously, I have to talk about it because everyone knows about it. And that's what we do in the show. So, you know, we dated just about three years i don't know whether it was my choice and she's made that really clear i don't know whether it's better to be i've heard people ask this um the person who gets dumped or the dumper like if you actually care about the person it sucks to. To do it, yeah. Oh, it sucks.

It's the worst feeling. And I was dreading doing it. And it just sucks for everybody. It sucks for her. It sucks for me. Nothing happened. There was like obviously those Raquel Levis like rumors which were insane. Out of pocket crazy.

And I didn't even address them because I thought they were so insane until the new york post like sent me this text and they're like hey can you confirm that you and her were in the same city in some podunk city in chicago some nothing city carrie illinois yeah carrie illinois which is crazy that her and i happened to be in the same city on that day i was doing pizza view i don't know what she was doing there but i know the new york post and they were getting ready to basically say look they did probably hook up because they were together so i squashed that call her a trash bag which is a different topic i guess because i then people getting mad at that but i mean raquel levis was is famous for like i mean i don't get why people get mad at that she's the biggest scumbag totally could have ever been the biggest scumbag yeah yeah what's her name and i'll get back to the relationship stuff but um bethany frank bethany franco like texted me being like you

have to apologize to her it's like why what did i say about her that's nobody has said a million times so whatever i squashed that um there is no good time to break up. I was getting a ton of heat because like how Dave break up like the day before Thanksgiving. It wasn't. Okay. But kind of worse if you hold out through the holidays. And so it wasn't planned. I got back on. I've been traveling so much for work.

And honestly, I think work sometimes myself like i get so wrapped up in it it hurts my relationships but um i got back on a sunday from traveling we broke up that sunday night um and it wasn't expected we got into a conversation that just was kind of organic and one thing led to another it was obviously something that was on my mind and everyone's like well why or or like it we were dating for three years and i i guess you get to a point where you think maybe there's a difference in what somebody wants versus what the other person wants and without going into too detail i just didn't think i could give sylvana kind of what she deserves and i'm sure we'll get and it's easy to say now but it's so raw and fresh but like i truly she's so beautiful she's funny she's smart she's all these things it's probably a me issue or whatever because i'm old and single at this point and i'm sure she's gonna be great but it

if i don't think i'm the guy that she's looking for is going to be able to provide her what she needs down the road, like three years at my age, at her age, it's like, what are you doing? And that was something that becomes a little like unfair for her at that point. You're stealing her youth a little time from her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. stealing time from her yeah yeah yeah like you gotta if you know you're not gonna give her what she's wanting you're kind of being the more like mature responsible person in that she just want to like not seem that kids and stuff it's no i don't want to go too personal i don't but it it because

i don't want to put words in her mouth or anything i'll just say it was a conversation that wasn't the first time her and i had had that conversation so it wasn't like out of left field but it's still hard because it's hard for me I saw her I am still kind of seeing what she says she's like it sucks you lose your best friend and all and you know somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with and overnight yeah I lost like my best friend as well um but I just couldn't. So. It felt like I. I knew where I was at. And at some point on a personal level, you have to be somewhat selfish as hard as that is because I was dreading it and dreading like I I still love her and I'm very concerned what happens with her. But it's I don't know. It felt like it's not fun i knew eventually i

thought a breakup was gonna happen so to let days continue to go by didn't it's not fair to either of you guys no not fair at all so it sucks it's been a shitty week i didn't sleep for like a week um and now i'm kind of like a nomad because it's doubly hard when we're living together together sucks yeah so it's a fucking mess the whole situation well i was gonna say when i saw that she was like because obviously the videos are gonna pop up like on my for you it has to do with you and everything and i saw we were just at your house so i saw the videos were being posted from your house so i knew when i saw that that there was no way that there was like a huge issue that led to the brain or like it was like a big fighter scandal like we were saying cheating cheating which was you were being accused of

and i'm waiting because i've read now so much stuff i've seen fake shit about me i've seen a lot like the internet just explodes obviously people don't like me you can say stuff so it's just a really shitty situation i hope best case scenario that like you know in five years she looks back and she's happy and she's found like her soulmate and all that um that she's like yeah it was actually the right thing at that time obviously what is today we're filming this on tuesday yeah so we're um just over a week a little over a week and you want to talk about timing people like how could you do it her parents were over the house my parents were over that it was uh i you can't plan a breakup you couldn't there's never a good time yeah you can't plan because if

you don't never a good time yeah it it's like sounds like an extremely bad time though if both parents are there that kind of seems like awful but I mean if you wait till after Thanksgiving then guess what Christmas is right there so you're like let's go through Christmas and then New Year's and it's kind of weird and then know what's gonna happen yeah the holidays together so it just sucks either

sucks sucks sucks I'm sorry to the both of you I hope you guys are both okay yeah for real yeah i appreciate it so yeah that's uh that's that that's not that that's that but that's really all i'm probably ever gonna say about it people have been you know in just demanding answers and whatnot but it is a super personal thing so that for you doesn't make it more tough doesn't make it more tough when people are like you know accusing you of cheating no i don't give a fuck not even give a shit i honestly don't give a fuck you know i guess my issue would be like when i was doing this when

i was thinking what i wanted to say or how i would say it i i don't want to make it seem like i'm looking for any sort of sympathy. It was definitely my decision. I wish it didn't happen. But I want her. Go follow her and support her. And I hope she. One thing that always happens.

I'm obviously very successful with Barstool and all that. So I want her to blow up and be like fucking you know the next alex earl and people follow her through a breakup and she makes more money than me in the end and is happy ever like i'm rooting for her i really am so um right you know that's lovely yeah very lovely but i am um okay moving past that we could probably stop the show that'll probably be all we need. Austin's probably going to cut that. He already asked.

He's like, can I title this? Dave spills the guts on it. It's not what I said. All about cheating on his girlfriend as the headline, and then we'll just be like, just kidding. I just said it addresses his breakup. Just straight facts. I'm surprised that'll be. Did Dave cheat?

The rumors. Like, headline. I'm pretty sure that's probably a headline. I'm pretty sure that's probably a headline. I'm pretty sure that's probably a headline Austin's used on me before. A hundred percent. And people, a couple of people, they're like, are Brie and Josh going to grill you? I'm like, I don't think so. It's like a very different.

Everyone's like, you got to get your revenge, Brie. You got to go in. But I'm like, it's a breakup. Yeah. And I love Silvana. I know Silvana. gotta get your revenge brie you gotta go in but i'm like it's a breakup yeah and i like i love sylvana i know sylvana i'd i maybe if i hated your girlfriend then i would do that but i don't know it's different yeah um yeah yeah but dave kind of felt like us today that that eight mile walk that death row yeah you know it's a bad walk it's not a fun walk no no it's not a fun walk so now we've all been there

and like I didn't know when Silvana dropped that first TikTok like she was at my house I didn't know it was coming I was like whoa oh my gosh the amount of people sent that TikTok to me I'm like I'm not gonna call Dave and ask him what's going on team self fuck you Dave

everything I post Dave smells like cheese Dave has the cheese touch everyone's like cheater cheater cheater himself fuck you dave everything i post dave smells like cheese fuck what you say dave has the cheese touch everyone's like cheater cheater cheater cheater i honestly think i'm probably going to just be like that old guy with a zillion dogs like that i think is where i'm at because i'm a weird people ask it's like i think i have a personality flaw and like i love being alone like i love my own space i love my own time alone i don't like humans that much um yeah we went to his house and i'm like why don't you throw like this is the best place to entertain and he's just like

i don't like people yeah i hate people it was like what is this all like this is humongous you could have 30 million people in his backyard savannah did really good because she's the opposite she loves people and loves socialize with like her friends and stuff um and she did adapt to my lifestyle but it's like we're very you adapted to hers yeah we're very very different in that regard and we always will be um so i don't know all right you just marry a dog 30 dogs for real yeah that's not a bad life no i well some may say like a hermit so you you guys if i'm like old and like in a wheelchair and you gotta feed me make me sad it'll have to be you guys feeding i'm gonna picture i'll do it in a wheel i will be there like yeah i think my job description might change when you

become like 80 i just push around a wheelchair yeah right wait wait wait do we get to stay in that big ass crib though if we're doing yeah yeah 100 yeah we could put it in the side dude i'm he doesn't need much space yeah he doesn't need much space. It's invalid. Just like wheel me out to the water and let me like search for manatees. That's pretty soon, Joshua. Dude, every day. I got that. I got that. Yeah, little bro, little sis got you.

Put like those sound canceling headphones on me so I don't know what's going on. We'll just throw ragers. Ragers. I won't be able to turn around. I'll just be like looking. Yeah, we'll just breathe. We'll just like kind of put him in his room. Sound canceling headphones.

Throw him like maybe even just on the dock and we don't let anyone in the party go in the dock. He won't even know. Just replay college football games and just give it to him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It would be the best of both worlds for all of us. Could be a win for everyone. Cheers. Yeah. Yeah. Cheers. I love that. All right.

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only one could make me drop the album just a little later. Rest in peace. You never made it. Of course. That's respect. The ultimate respect. Yeah, I mean, who would want to drop music on the same day? Yep, yep.

It kind of rests the case. It kind of rests the case. I guess Drake even said it himself. Taylor's the same day. It kind of rests the case. It kind of rests the case. I guess Drake even said it himself, Taylor. Taylor's the GOAT. Page six puts Brie on blast. Page six put Brie on blast for points she thought Travis and Taylor's relationship was fake. I thought this was... I was more so like, do you think it's performative?

Yeah. I thought it was a little bit out of context, and I had your back. I said, this is bad, but I do feel taken out of context. And I said, my inner circle of Taylor people, who I'm continually like, when do I get to meet Taylor? When do I get to meet Taylor? They're like, well, you better control your girl. Like, you got your own people coming at. So I was taken from all angles.

For the sake of you, I'm never going to talk about Taylor again. All right, good. They didn't say anything about me, though, Dave. I never say anything negative. No. They didn't say anything. O'Malley cries to Taylor Swift. I'm alright. Is Josh going in and out?

A little bit. For me, yeah. Am I going in and out? Like your voice. Oh, man. O'Malley says although she's not Diary of a Swiftie, long live can always make her tear up. And then someone said, your best friend's going to think this is performative.

O'Malley, it looks like she didn't even know what that was. Let's see O'Malley listening to Taylor. Ha ha. Don't cry, bestie yeah that's that's what taylor does yeah it's beautiful she brings you to tears um it's kind of a funny comment kind of a funny comment it's hilarious formative it's a little callback it's a little mally's never uh no comment on taylor swift donna kelsey works at raising canes i didn't understand this at all what her working there yes she's the hot she's the hot shit right now but why does she want to

work she probably i think she's like kind of likes being in the spotlight yeah why not it's like dude because it's old and chilling and she's just like, but everyone loves her. But it's stressful. Like we did it. Like working there. I didn't have fun working the register. I was stressed as fuck. I was stressed.

Yeah. Like everyone wanted to talk and take pictures. And I'm like, what do you want? I got to get this order in. It was really stressful. I was pretty good at it. It was pretty easy. Came easy to me.

It's like natural. There's a lot more on Taylor. We're going to skip. Kim Kardashian is GQ's man of the year. Kim Kardashian named GQ's 2023 man of the year was Drew Mix's reaction to her fan. I don't even understand. She's not a man. That's the only thing.

That's what I was saying. I don't not stand for it, but I don't understand it. Bethany Frankel explains. So Bethany Frankel, I alluded to to this at 1 a.m she texted me texted me she's like latex latex yeah and i was up because it's in the breakup i wasn't sleeping i felt awful and she's like um do you know rachel levis raquel levis and i was like i only know her from being the trash bag from vanderpump rules and she gave a dog back to a shelter like that's the only thing i know about her we talked about i didn't know

about the dog shelter i forgot about that yeah she was hooking up with her best friend's boyfriend of nine years so i i got the dog's worse than all of that. We talked about Josh. Yeah. We talked about it on BFFs. If you give a dog back to the shelter. That's like giving your kid back to the hospital. It almost makes me like you always wonder with reality TV, like how much of it is fake, how much of it is real. This subhuman is a sociopath.

Yeah, certifies it. Yeah, murder her. Get her off the planet. Piece of shit. Yeah, she's heartless. Look at the little dog. Look how sad it looks in James Kennedy's Instagram story. Stole her best friend's man

and did that. Oh my God. What an absolute piece of shit. Dumbass Raquel. She should be returned to the shelter. Yeah, what a horrible person. Yeah, the ex wanted the dog back

and she gave it to a shelter instead of him, I think was what it was. That's spiteful. I think sometimes on this show, I just make myself have a memory of a goldfish. Five seconds, right? So I can move on and be happy with my life. I will say, I wouldn't have remembered it, but people are sending me the clip.

Because when people are saying I hooked up with her, they're like, Dave is on the record of despising this woman. So I don't think that could possibly be true. But we'll see what Bethany says. I would lose all my respect for you, Dave. His voice is just in and out. Lose all my respect for you if you did that. It's just in and out. In and out, yeah.

Damn. So Bethany, who I say I'm acquaintances friendly with, texts me and she asks that about Raquel. And then she's like you owe her an apology no it's not true what happens like what are you talking about i think i wrote back at the end we went back and forth this is 1am what the hell i was like i gotta be honest do you guys talk often no i was like i would never give unsolicited to advice to somebody that has our relationship like who are you to tell like who

the fuck you know what remind me of scudron who the fuck do you think you should like i have institutional odds i don't give a fuck what you have who the fuck do you think you are yeah that's really out of pocket for her to text you at one in the morning and give advice yeah like i it's your mom know your audience first of all you think i have a fuck what you think? Like, did she think you're going to read it and be like, you know what, Bethany, you're fucking right. So what does she say here about the man of the year? Probably that we're all wrong and we need to change our minds. Can someone explain to me why Kim Kardashian was the GQ man of the year?

I can explain it. So in the same way that certain people will be asked if they would like to receive the X of the Year award at events, but then they have to sell tables, get big donors, and they bring in a lot of media. The Royals are a great example of people that get asked to receive these awards, and they bring in so much media. So it's great for whoever asked them. Kim Kardashian will bring in way more ad dollars than any man they can think of. So they had to do that issue. Everything in business is about the Benjamins. So Kim brings in the Benjamins.

That makes sense. That's what I was asking. She's still not a man, though. Yeah, I mean, that was a little bit. That was a little bit literal, like no shit. But still, she's not a man. Right. That's why I said, okay, let's just have legend of the year.

Like, why do man, woman, if we're going to do a woman as the man? It doesn't make any sense. Machine kelly wants to change his name gq man of the year event machine gun kelly told the press he wants to be called machine from now who cares whenever people change their name no one ends up calling him that was the worst headline i think we've had in like a little while who fucking cares you know what's crazy is we even put the headline after it as Machine Clip. We conformed to calling him by his name right away. It was a little bit funny. He's just on the red carpet being like, excuse me, guys, can you call me Machine now?

That's funny. Who would actually call him Machine Gun Kelly? They did. In the clip, they start calling him Machine Gun Kelly. Oh, you mean the full name? Yeah. Well, what would you call him? MGK?

Yeah. Yeah. So maybe he just wants people to call him mgk yeah yeah so he maybe just wants people call him m maybe maybe matt rife canceled for his comedy special after we had him on matt rife has been canceled for comedy special due to opening joke uh being about a woman have a black eye and have the only good cook she won't have the black eye many fans are upset for this joke uh likely because it predominantly female fan base uh He posted a link on his Instagram story for his official apology, which led to

a page for special needs helmets. Jesus. Listen, comedy is comedy. I don't think you can go into comedy and then complain about the comedy. I don't get this Matt Rife guy at all, because he seems kind of like softish when we had him on, and then you see this

and this doesn't come like i respect him for this but then he gets so sensitive he seemed really sensitive when we had him when yeah when you were talking about um insecurities and stuff yes yeah it is a big switch up to for him on the pod and then to post a special needs helmet like i feel like he wouldn't have said that on the pod correct but i don't know maybe he's just louder on social media. Maybe. He was nice when he came on ours. He was. Yeah. He didn't have that edge like this.

Yeah. Yeah. But like. Did you guys watch his comedy special? No. Did you watch his comedy special? I did. Yeah.

No. What did you think? I thought. I mean, I didn't really know what to expect going into it. She didn't like it. No, no, no. I thought it was funnier than I expected. If somebody asks you, did you like his, what did you think of his comedy special?

I said I liked it on the pod. And this is how you answer? Well, you know, I thought, oh, gee. I said it on the pod. It was better than I expected. I'd never seen his stand-up before. And like him in person, I wouldn't expect his special to be super funny, but it was funnier than I thought. Yeah, I thought it was.

I think that. But I hate stand-up. You know. I hate stand-up-up special i don't really like stand-up either i hate it yeah i like stand-up a lot but i think that uh a lot of people that followed him kind of are used to you know seeing him like talk about sex and talk like take the belt off or the tiktok but you know what i'm saying like and he really grew a female audience and then when he started coming out with this comedy special which is a little bit more intense than the stuff you see from his like banter with the audience people kind of just like all flipped on him but the people that are flipping on them are the same girls that said eight months ago if you're a guy and you don't like matt rife that's a red flag so it's like, what's going on? What's going on right now?

What's the switch up? So I think people just need to realize comedy is comedy. Only stand-up that makes me laugh is Shane Gillis. You like Shane Gillis? He's great. Yeah, I haven't listened to him enough. He's funny when I've seen him. I've only seen him in our world, to be honest.

Yeah, he's weirdly involved with Caleb and stuff. He loves Frank the Tank. Yeah, who doesn't? He went like a nordane game with frantham 10 that's beautiful um steven trade tried to fight him steven shade tried tried him yeah fight him on the um case race case race uh karina koff calls out brecky hill it seems brecky hill has moved on from copying live done after karina koff called her out brecky hill for copying her instagram pictures and captions honestly i almost more now respect i've never been brecky hill fan i thought what she was doing libya done was ridiculous but if she's gonna make this her thing and start bouncing around to like various influencers how smart is that because then corinna's all the guys that follow her only fantasy brecky and they're like she's so hot let me go check her out it almost you gotta tip your cap yeah it's a it's a marketing

scheme that has worked so well she knows what she's doing it doesn't seem as personal when you just start doing it to like other hot girls yeah yeah it's just like that's her thing now it's not like a vendetta against right person corinna fell for the trap yeah corinna like literally like went for the cheese and got her hands stuck in the trap yeah karina like literally like went for the cheese and got her hands stuck in the trap yeah jack harlow versus dolly parton uh thanksgiving half day time show the internet has been carrying jack harlow's thanksgiving half-time show to 77 year old dolly parton's which were three hours late jack harlow was the worst performance i've ever seen of anything anywhere that like was borderline a career ender. I didn't even see it. It was horrible.

The setup just looks like terrible too. It was horrible. I don't know what he was doing. Dolly, I appreciate. Dolly's a legend. Wait, can we see, Jax? I didn't see it. It was horrible. Yeah. Who's the guy behind him it was horrible I mean it looks like five minutes before

they were like fuck you need to do a halftime show the set design is crazy he sounded good for a rapper though horrible I mean it looks like five minutes before they were like fuck you need to do a halftime show the set design is crazy he sounded good for a rapper though well I mean it wasn't he wasn't rapping

I mean Dolly Parton is just Dolly Parton though she's just so hot Dolly's Dolly's I mean Dolly's a legend so I liked her

yeah the jackal was stunning Leonardo it's hard to compare anyone to Dolly though when she's gonna go and have that halftime show but also like

you know throw up a little more than an igloo and two ice blocks probably where are we at with Harlow I know he was like legitimately the hottest

biggest thing in the country for a while he's back he's number one again is he yeah I just saw that today cause he dropped a new song

I thought he was like based I was going he came back oh alright so he's song. I thought he was like based. I was going back. Oh, all right. So he's still hot. I thought I thought it was like yesterday's news. Yeah. Well, he like mellowed out for a little bit.

But and then he dropped an album. That's kind of that. That's kind of how artists go. Yeah. So it's up and down. Right. When they're not dropping down. Yeah.

Everyone should actually pay attention to Kid LAROI. That guy's new album is fucking cool. That guy's huge, isn't he? Kid LAR he's pretty big yeah he's pretty big but i think jack carlos had a bigger last two years than kid leroy yeah no doubt leonardo raps his 49th birthday leonardo celebrates 49th last week with a party where he rapped over the gangstar nice and smooth song dwyck i don't know what any of that is uh people on the internet call leo's performance Last week with the party where we rapped over the gangsta in a nice and smooth song, DWYCK. I don't know what any of that is. People on the internet have called Leo's performance cringe.

What do we think? Can we see that? He's got to be just joking and having fun though, right? That's what I'm thinking. I say it by letter, you say it by K. It's alright, you don't wanna let this weigh on me. I'm down, I'm jumping into the tray. I'm rich and paid, when you can take, I'll praise the Lord and keep the faith. It's alright, ain't fighting out the day. Make money, too.

Boom, one year later, you stop for me to take me out with a fighter. I don't really have a problem with that. It just seems like he's enjoying his birthday with friends. Having fun at his birthday party, yeah. You can't even have fun at your own birthday now. You can't even have fun at your own birthday now without the internet. It's not like he was on a stage being like, I've got this big performance.

He's just having fun. Brie Tisi, this is your girl, Josh. Selling sunsets are Brie Tisi, meaning who Josh filmed with the show. Don't call her my girl. I'm going to get in trouble after the show and mid she don't call her my girl i'm gonna get in trouble after the show she's not my girl i i thought it was clarified after with like that you were on the show with her i didn't mean like yeah you hooked up with her um said she hooked up

with michael b jordan the past on this season of selling sunset at the reunion while taking lie detector tests brie said michael b jordan was not good in bed. That's the worst. Damn. Why are you going to do a guy like that? Well, she was hooked up to a lie detector and they probably asked her. She probably was set up

for the question. Yeah, for sure. Definitely. Let's say it. She could have tried to say yes. Is Michael B. Jordan good in bed? Oh my God. I'm going to be in so much trouble. Jordan. Good in bed. Oh, my God.

I'm going to be in so much trouble. No. Yeah, no, she didn't give a fuck. She didn't give a fuck, yeah. That's true. There's no need to do a guy dirty like that. We all try the best we can. Yeah.

Some people don't have as much motion in the ocean. You know what I'm saying? Like, hey, let it show. Yeah, that sucks, man. Michael B. can't do anything to prove against that. What's he going to go out and just go on a spree? Which, I mean, he's probably fine. That's not really going to impact him. He's Michael B. Jordan.

This guy is so good looking. You know what I mean? Maybe he thinks he's so good looking he doesn't have to be good at sex. No, but Bree, that, like, I remember Caller Daddy. You just got so sad. Caller Daddy back in the day, they're like, hey, advice to guys, don't come so fast. It's like, you think

we don't know that? You think we're trying to get a sprint going? It's like, yeah, you think, oh, you don't know that. Like, that's like, you think we're like trying to like get a sprint going? Like, well, it's not a it's not a goal of ours. We're not like, hey, I'm gonna finish before you. Yeah, no, it's like sometimes shit happens. It's like we know it's like a baseball player is like, I didn't mean to fucking groove a fastball 85 miles down the middle and have it hit. Sometimes you have no control. Well, then you have to

make up for it and and go round two and it seems like he didn't again that's not always like there's science involved mr beast science involved mr beast accused of and if we're talking about science the the science of it is guys should climax as fast as possible move on to the next that's science mr beast. Beast accused of... Wait, what? Is that science? Wait, what? Is that...

100%. Evolution. Okay. What do you mean evolution? You're just saying big words now and I'm... No, men want... Men are supposed to blow a load and just go? Yeah.

As many babies and offspring as fast. Mark your territory, move on, do it again. Okay. That's evolution and offspring as fast. Mark your territory. Move on. Do it again. Okay. That's evolution. It's science. I think we've become a little bit more civilized. You guys just got a whole fucking science lesson.

Wow. I miss school. I can't believe you. I'm not making that up. It sounds like I am, but I'm not. No, that sounds right. I get like, yeah, at one point, but I think we've probably evolved as like a society in a little bit of a way, right? Well, yeah, but it's still like humans.

You're giving a Bethany Frankel answer. Like Adam and Eve. Like when – why do men like look at a girl and be like, oh, her ass is good looking? Well, that makes no sense. It's inherent. Procreate. Correct. Right, right, right, right, right, right. That is science. That is science. I agree with sense. It's inherent. Procreate. Correct. Right.

Right, right, right, right, right. That is science. That is science. I agree with that. That's the science. Maybe that's why. 100%. Never mind.

Maybe what's why? What were you going to say? What are you going to say? Maybe that's why you're going to just die alone. Yeah, because I'm evolutionary like perfect. But he's just saying his post-it. Don't the but he's just saying don't listen to her dude but don't listen to her dave he said it be there with you in a weird way those are compliment me like i'm the peak yeah you're the male model of perfection is what she said exactly what i

mr beast accused of faking fake being alive for seven days to celebrate 200 million followers mr b spent seven days buried alive in a coffin fans think he staged the video he had an entrance and exit that was hidden by fake dirt because it's too unsafe to have him buried with no escape route although midway through the video mr b's friends visit his coffin underground through a tunnel they said they dug mcjohn of course you can't do that you can't do that right correct can't do that, right? Correct. You faked it. Well, you could. You could. But his friends visited him.

Not Mr. Beast. His friends visited him and said they dug him. Oh, yeah, that part. I'm sure Blaine was all on the up and up all the time either. That part, obviously, they either dug it or it was that. But, like, I feel like out of pure safety, you would need to have an exit tunnel somewhere, right? Just so he doesn't die.

Yeah, right? Like he could have stayed in that box, but probably had an exit tunnel that... Yeah. You got to realize that's like... That's a multi-billion dollar life right there. Yeah, right. Agreed. Yeah, but that's what he's saying, that he didn't have an exit.

Speaking of him, now I have a little bit of a bone to pick with him. With Mr. Beast? Okay, let's pick some fucking bones. YouTube tweeted out the other day, like YouTube, like the account, YouTube, like what creator is most associated with pizza. Mr. Beast got more votes than me. What are you talking about? Really?

Because he has like a picture next to a slice of pizza. Was it like a poll pole people just listing it i saw i was getting tagged a decent but people i never heard of like and it was on twitter though yeah it shows how big the internet is because there were people i never heard of i'd go look and like they had no following compared to my like no offense mr beast is like mr beast yeah but I'm more pizza than he is. Yeah, of course. You gotta be more pizza. You're the pizza guy. Correct.

But you wouldn't know it by these answers. He did one pizza thing? Like that. Wow. I mean, you're the pizza guy. Everyone knows that, Dave. Correct.

Yeah. And I'm barely mentioned relative to all these people I've never even heard of. Oh, that's crazy. We gotta go tweet. That is crazy. Dave's name, Josh. Yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah's crazy. We got to go tweet Dave's name, Josh.

Okay, okay. He's got to win this week somehow. Yeah. I've had some L's. Streamer under fire for cookie drama. Streamer Pokemon recently launched a new brand of healthy cookies that the internet has torn apart. People are upset Pokemon is selling four four-ounce bags of Mina cookies for $28 when cookies are believed to be a rebrand of another cookie that sold one 14-ounce bag for $49. Pokemon responded to the criticism about our cookies by joking they weren't for broke boys,

which only made people more angry. Pokemon later apologized on Black Friday and gave people a free hat with purchase. Okay, who cares? I thought it was going to get better, but it didn't. Who cares about Pokemon and their cookies? Anybody? I don't. I don't.

Iggy Azalea is the top celebrity OnlyFans creator. 45 million. Wow. No, 48 million. Wow. Cardi B. Cardi B's at 45. 45.

Tyga. Tyga bring 20. Is he doing? I think he's like a manager. I think his account posts other girls, just like random girls. Got it. Beat the system. Ned's declassified.

Oh, shit. Go ahead. Sorry. I was just going to say 20 mil for not even posting yourself. That's nuts, dude. I'm going to be an OnlyFans manager. What the hell is this? There's a lot of stuff I don't even know what they are ned's declassified cast do we know what ned's declassified is you know no you don't know ned's declassified i don't know what ned's do you

remember ned's declassified josh is this an h show it's a show right but it was like oh you didn't watch it watch it i don't think i let me look ned's a classified school survival guide wow that didn't watch this it's just me well they went viral because a clip where lindsey shaw played mose and devin workheiser who played ned talked about lindsey giving devon blowjobs on set lindsey all talk lindsey also talked about how she ran through every cast member before landing on devon the picture of these kids they look like they're 12. I'm going to cry. That ruins a lot for me. This seems like pedophilia.

No, that was in the show. Obviously, they're talking about it now as adults. When were they doing it, though, as kids? They were all the same age. I think they were teenagers, probably. They're probably like 16, 17. Damn it. I can't even not believe it.

Can we watch the clip? Yeah. It's going to ruin it all for me, 17. Damn it. I can't even not believe it. Wow. Can we watch the clip? Yeah. It's going to ruin it all for me, though. Of course the world is going crazy over this. Yeah. Do you remember the first that I... What are you going to ask on this podcast?

First what? BJ. I actually do. You really want to talk about this on the pod i just wanted to say that i felt like a failure from that point because he didn't finish i know yep no not you didn't you didn't after a moment he just said thanks okay and you got up and you went to the bathroom and you did your thing no i don't remember that at all so which one do you remember the one on the couch no i remember the one in the backseat of your car we can't talk about this on

the phone wow dude i can't believe we got busy in quite a few places good for them i guess that'll be wild if that was like um what is the show with uh zach and cody cody no like sweet life is zach and cody no saved by the bell oh oh but this i don't know what it is yeah instagram has close friends in feed posts instagram is taking private stories to the next level with close friends in feed posts and reels that you can share just select group of followers it's like finsta kind of i don't trust any of this yeah whenever i've gotten in trouble or something, people are like, well, I posted on close friends. It's like, yeah, but people screenshot. I don't.

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and download rent app in the app store today. All right, BFF's corner. I mean, how was everyone's Thanksgiving? Mine was horrible. I had the best Thanksgiving I i've had in a while good good yeah sorry awesome josh you look like it's actually zach met the family oh wow you guys are doing great uh we actually talk more about that josh you posted i don't know what happened But I don't know the chain events You and your girlfriend Posted the BFF

Hoodies Oh yeah And then I fucking saw a post On BFF Hey you better buy this hoodie If you wanna Have a happy long Relationship with your significant other

That was literally The post Yo Josh Maybe six seconds Josh You did that no no no no no to our guy you gotta understand i didn't even i didn't even see the dave stuff till like friday morning i didn't see the dave and sylvana stuff till friday morning and i posted i went in and i was like yo gabby we have to i was like gabby we gotta film like a little merch promo let's film a merch

promo so i put the hoodies on and i'm like yo if you gotta film like a little merch promo let's film a merch promo so i put the hoodies on and i'm like yo if you guys go buy this hoodie you're guaranteed a significant other this shit got you looking so good you're gonna pick up a significant other and like i was like joking around with gabby in the video and i posted that and then i wake up and people are like yeah great time to post this ad it was on now that i think of it i did one with zach too wearing it and we the quote i i went i go what i sent it first the gas paul and then awesome like what type of brain dead fucking idiot that's posted this like honestly we just broke up in the hoodie oh if you want if you you want a great relationship that will never end, buy this hoodie.

Oh, John. Look, pretty much guaranteed to get you a significant other. That's what I've been told about these hoodies. Look at the back. Fire. Look at the back. Fire. Lovely.

I swear to God, I swear to all my mama, I had no idea. Like, no idea. I woke up to this and i was like yeah that's tough that's crazy stuff you actually never even dm me josh is like are you doing okay well i was gonna wait i don't know yeah i don't know i don't want to overstep i texted i texted him to see if it was real and then he said no comment that's the difference between between what is Silvana like Scorsese or like De Niro now? She can act like that? Well, I didn't know if you guys, if it was one of the like, you'll get back together things. No, I always kind of knew.

Like, if we break up, it's never. Yeah, I didn't know what it was. It's the worst. You can't go through it twice. We're at Raising Cane's. canes stressed out we got a video i was stressed as fuck working there to be totally honest it was really busy i respect the workers now a lot he's the work at like the law school snack bar and then ice cream shops i have some registered experience. Okay. This is a little stressful.

That's not bad. I need a 20. Yeah, it was a lot. I mean, I liked doing it in the end once I got down. Thank you to everybody who showed up. It was a good crowd. Thank you to Raising Cane. It was fun.

The Who's Hotter Land Barker versus Isaac Presley. I guess Landon was like, you guys used a bad photo of me agree i don't like that photo you guys did yeah at least he was like come on switch it up and then did he start winning yeah he did easy yeah he won them both well he won them both yeah he won them both even the bad photo one he won but it was a smaller percentage yeah a woman who thinks dave stole it girl from, this girl, went viral. So a woman accused Dave and Barstool of stealing her internet series named It Girl after Barstool's Chicks page rebranded it to It Girl. So basically, we have chicks in the office here at Barstool. It was Rhea and Fran. We have a chicks Instagram account, which is just like an aggregator of funny, female-oriented content chicks in the office like people getting confused they think it's us can we change the name of chicks i was like yeah i don't give a

fuck i had nothing to do with coming up with a name i don't even know where it came from i asked paul gaz who did he's like we had like five different things this one was available it girl this girl comes out of the clouds with a rant tagging me, being like, Dave stole it. Barstool's trash. Like a nobody. Just a delusional rant from a DeLulu girl. So I don't know. Do we want to show it?

Crazy. I would just assume there's a super viral song right now called, like, It Girl. I would assume that's how someone was like, oh, let's do It Girl. And then that became the name. It Girl hasn't been around since, like, ever. It's do it girl. And then that girl has been around. That's like it's just a saying it girl. Yes. Yeah. The Lulu Gabby and Josh's Cabo debate.

Gabby and Josh asked TikTok to settle the debate over Josh initially not inviting Gabby to go to Cabo for his third friends 30th. Gabby decided against going with Josh and buy her later because you want him to have fun with his friends and thought he didn't want her there which is why he didn't invite her in the first place um most of Josh's comments were team Gabby what do you think oh yeah I'm team Gabby for sure yeah team Gabby for sure yeah I mean even even I'd say even like I agree with Gabby yeah like even I agree with Gabby but um you know I think first of all I'm just gonna start off by saying you know like never really never really had a relationship that's been good until i've been with gabby so i'm i'm learning how to be a boyfriend here you know i'm young i'm trying to figure this shit out i'm trying to figure out how to be a good boyfriend so she's you know slapping me around and putting me in my place and i'm figuring this shit out but it did start off with being presented to me as a boys

trip it was like yo i'm going for my 30th birthday boys trip. And I was like, fuck yeah. So like I told Gabby about the trip. Cause you know, she was on me earlier about not telling her about when I go to things. So I was like, awesome. I'm going to be in the clear. I'm telling her a boys trip. She's going to be happy with me. I'm expressing like my travel schedule. And then like a week goes by and I get texted a list from Enzo and I see on the list that there's like a couple of girls names. So I'm like, Oh fuck, I got to bring this up to Gabby, you know, like, or else she's going to think I'm a liar. So I brought it up to her. Uh, she got a little bit upset and was like, well then can I go? And I was like, yeah, yeah, I can ask Enzo if you want to go. So we go to see Enzo like a week later or like four days

later. Cause we go to get tattoos. And, uh, you know, she was, she had a fair point in saying, like, if you wanted me to go, you would have just asked Enzo right away. You wouldn't have waited until we saw Enzo four days later to bring it up to him. You would have just asked, you would have texted him. You would have asked right away. I was like, all right, fair point. I did wait until the four days that we saw him. I was like, yo, would it be cool if gabby comes um and he was like yeah of course she can come so then i told her she could come then she didn't want to come because i didn't express enough of me wanting her to be there so is she coming i've learned that yeah what's the i already went on the trip guys oh oh really how was it it? It was a great trip.

Yeah, I think, well, who am I to talk about relationships? I think any time you're going on a guy's trip to Cabo with a guy named Enzo, your girlfriend's not going to love it. That's like a girlfriend's worst nightmare. Like, hey, me and Enzo, my tattoo buddy, we're going to Cabo on a guy's trip. Yeah, I don't know. No pictures allowed.

Oh, but there's other girls coming. Hey, look. Look, look, look. The plans changed, and there were girls coming. I didn't know that originally. I know. I knew this. Hand to God.

Hand to God, I didn't know that. I don't know Enzo at all. I know Tattoo Enzo is doing a guy's trip to Cabo. Girls are going. I know that. Yeah, 100%. Is Enzo a promoter? Come on, don't play my boy Enzo like that.

He's not a promoter. No, I know. It just sounds like one. Yeah. You know Enzo, Bree. He's a good guy. You know Enzo. But for someone that doesn't know Enzo and you hear Enzo the tattoo guy

going to Cabo Gabby knows Enzo like guys trip my girlfriend knows my friend what the fuck you think I'm like siloing them off like she knows

she knows who he is are the BFFs in the Kardashians pocket I don't know what what the hell does that mean what are the BFFs how would we all fit in his pocket. I don't know what this fucking means. What the hell does that mean? What? How would we all fit in one pocket?

Bradley Cooper, though. Wait. They're running the Skims ad on the BFFs episodes. Oh, wow. We have no control over that.

We have no control over that. Fuck, they kind of got us there. That's YouTube. They got us. They's youtube they already mentioned goddess they got everyone we already mentioned the merch the new bff's merch buy it does definitely not ensure a long happy relationship but it's cool merch it is it's really good it's really good merch it's really nice merch and it'll keep you warm if there's no... You'll have the hoodie forever, at least. The new BFS producer, Genevieve, now on board.

Where is she? She's with Josh. She's to the left of me, Genevieve. Oh, hey, Genevieve. Tilt in the camera if you want to say hello. New producer. Do you want to? No, she said she doesn't want to.

Yes, because we read her the riot act that she's behind camera, not on camera. So she doesn't want to come. She's better than Austin. Tell her to come say hello real quick. Dave says come say hello real quick. Just a real quick. She has the headphones on.

Hi. That's Genevieve. So welcome, Genevieve. She's real. She's real. All right. So that's BFFs. This should be interesting.

That's BFFs. That's BFFs. That's BFFs.