BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY WANTS TANA MONGEAU IN PRISON? — BFFs EP. 169

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

We're back despite half the BFFs feeling under the weather to discuss this week's headlines - Kate Middleton's cancer announcement, Travis Kelce will host Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader and the BFFs test their fifth grade knowledge, Dave sentences Tana to prison, Milly Bobby Brown is a Karen, Kai Cenat's viewer involved in live police chase, Dave reveals if he was invited to Alex Cooper's wedding, Dave and Josh may attend an Alpha Male bootcamp, Tara Yummy in Landon Barker's new music video, the Quiet On Set docu-series, Diddy's home raid by homeland security, and more. We finish with BFFs Corner where Dave shares his triumphant victory in his war against Bri's internet haters, a cat clapped back at Dave, Dave is a TikToker's "hear me out," Josh went on Therapuss, dogs up for adoption were named after the BFFs, and we Read Comments. ----------------------------------------------------- Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://raisingcanes.com/home/ Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Visible: Switch now at https://Visible.com. Rate with service on the Visible Plan. For additional terms and network management practices, see https://Visible.com. Topgolf: Get 1/2 off golf every Mon-Wed when you book in the app. For more details visit https://topgolf.com/bffs ----------------------------------------------------- Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Dave Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stoolpresidente/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresidente?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzu5cycWNzMl4G803BA8jIKbLAjqyptl6tS74NCymRyGl72NCg65DXJl1czTQ0gqsPZqoKeVmGTS0PLJIwaAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&share_author_id=6659752019493208069&share_link_id=B4EBAADC-E562-4E55-9052-BA7E38708665&tt_from=sms&u_code=d4kdeamhi4b7m6&user_id=6659752019493208069&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms&source=h5_m&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6882816990987027974&is_from_webapp=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTiok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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Wait, can you do my phone? Are you sick, Bree? Yeah. I'm so sick. Austin's sick, too. I just got over a little sickness. Yeah, everyone I know is dying over here. Austin's trying to give me a cold.

Yeah, that's better. Thank you. You tried to give it to you, Dave? What, did he kiss you? No, but when you're in closed circumstances. Ooh, a little smoochy smoochy. No, but if you're going to be sick in a car, then I'm going to catch what you got.

What's going on? You're trying to get him sick. You're cold. I'm not sick. Yeah, all right. You hear his voice? That's what I said. I said he was sick.

He said I lost my voice. I lost my voice. I lost my voice too, but i'm also sick yeah because that's uh that's a symptom of being sick but to have zero other symptoms is just yeah okay but you were like doing because that's what happens if you have no voice that's called a cold not true i'm not gonna get into this argument yeah dave do you feel like you have a cold now? I feel like his germs are inside me, yes. It's coming. Yes.

They spent the whole week coughing. That's a crazy way to say his germs are inside me. I spent the whole weekend coughing. You've had a cough for like four months. I haven't coughed at all. You do cough all the time. Find one clip of me coughing this entire weekend. It doesn't exist.

You guys are fighting like a couple. BFFs. New new episode brie is sick austin is sick not sick austin trying to get me sick will not happen kate milton shares cancer cancer diagnosed i diagnosed this was in the middle of march madness and i guess they had to come forward because everyone's saying all this stuff about her you know i felt pretty bad about this one yeah i mean i was wondering how you guys were gonna feel about this one i i feel bad that she has cancer in the sense that i feel bad um anybody has cancer that i don't hold a grudge against like nobody wants anybody to get cancer right even people i have a grudge so but i don't know her person i was

gonna say i wasn't like devastated it's sad no i just felt bad that like the internet bullied her into being like i have cancer even though she's going through such a tough time and i fully believed the conspiracy i was like she's dead this is a clone you were one of those you're actually one of those my hand hand up i apologize i don't feel bad about that though at all you just feel bad that she has cancer yeah i mean she's the what do they call the duchess the princess of wales like for better for worse when you marry into the royal family you kind of sign a social contract that your life is public so it's gonna be very difficult it's true to hide the fact that you have cancer um so i whether she's bullied forced like you know i that that i think it would some people have been able to do it i think the guy from um black panther did it pretty well yeah

chadwick boseman yeah he yeah he went through such a long time yeah and kept it quiet but when you're in the, I mean, there's no comparison obviously between an actor, a Hollywood actor and, and the princess of Wales. So yeah, I feel it's just awful. Anytime anyone gets cancer,

it's sad. Yeah. I guess people are trying to like break into her records and all that stuff. Nothing surprises. Royal family is a family that everybody wants to know about. Travis Kelsey to host, are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Probably be very funny. I kind of like that. Yeah. I looked at this and I thought it fit. I thought it just made sense to me for some reason. Yeah. I could see it. I feel like it already happened in another world.

I don't think I am smarter than a fifth grader. Who hosted this last time? Foxworthy. Jeff Foxworthy or someone else? I don't know. I wanted to say Chris Hansen. That's the wrong guy. No, that's the guy who did John Cena.

That's another young. That's a catch-up. That's a different fifth grader show, Bree. Different fifth grader. John Cena? I thought there was somebody else who did it, too. That's it? Phoebe Haddish?

She seems like she'd be good at it. Like, I feel like when you're doing a fifth grader, you got to be pretty quick. Yeah. Yeah, is this a game for us to play here? Yeah, we do have questions. Is this for us to... Are you smarter than a fifth grader if you guys want to?

Oh, I'm definitely smarter than a fifth grader. Oh, I hope we all are. I think we should see. Yeah, I think we should see. These are like genius fifth graders typically. Oh, no? I just don't remember fifth grade. That shit was mad long ago.

I love salamanders. They're already getting weird with it. But I'm going to say false. They're begging us to say false here. They're begging us to say false. They are. So you think it's true true this has nothing to do with our knowledge this is me out thinking the people on our panel i'm gonna say false even though i think it's true okay okay yes all right cool yes this isn't am i smart fifth grader this is am i smarter than devon and austin i don't think it is

questions i think these are pulled from the actual show. Okay. Sure. Okay. Nice. Which U.S. state is the largest? Texas, right? I was going to say Texas.

California. Everything I think, I'm like, I don't want to sound stupid. Oh, California's big. I'm going to say California. Texas. Alaska. Fuck. I was going to say that, but no one remembers Alaska.

So they're just asking trick-ass questions. All right. Game on. Yeah, they're being punk- just asking trick-ass questions. All right. Game on. Yeah, they're being punk-ass, trick-ass. Excluding Antarctica. Hey, I'm a Canadian, so I always have an out. The farthest south? Australia?

Is that stupid? South America? Excluding Antarctica, which continent reaches the farthest south? Excluding Antarctica. God, geography was not my subject. I'm going to say Africa. If this were math, I'd be all right. That's where my head was going, Africa, but I'm going to go with Africa.

I said that after I said Australia. South America seems so obvious. It seemed too obvious, right? Abe Lincoln, yeah. Sure, Abe Lincoln. In the sentence, Dave is a very handsome man. What part of speech is the word very?

Adjective. Oh, I didn't even know how that question, the format of that question. Adverb? oh I didn't even know how that question the format of that question adverb fuck see I told we shouldn't air this we shouldn't air this

I'll just read the questions you guys answer in our solar system which planet is furthest away from the sun didn't it used to be like Pluto? Pluto got exiled, didn't it? But no, it's not a planet anymore. It's not a planet anymore, guys. Don't go with that. Don't go with that. Imagine being a planet

forever and they're like, it's a dwarf planet. It's a dwarf planet. Oh, fuck. I'm just going to say like I don't know planets. Travis Kelsey right now. I'm just reading the questions. like, I don't know planets. I'm playing Travis Kelsey right now. I'm just reading the questions. Venus. Neptune.

I said that. Neptune. Fuck. Who wrote the famous play Romeo and Juliet? Shakespeare. Shakespeare. Shakespeare. Get off me.

Oh, there we go. Thank you. Thank you. The backyard is 50 feet long and 20 feet wide. How many square feet is there? I don't do this. I don't do square footage. What is it?

How do you do square footage? I don't do square this. I don't do square footage. What is it? How do you do square footage? I don't do square footage. I don't do square footage. Yeah. Who does square footage? I'm not a fucking... I'm not a landscape. Like a thousand square feet.

I'm going to say a thousand square feet. I don't know. Nice job. Good job, Josh. I told you to put the numbers on the board and I'm good. Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis.

Photosynthesis. Nice, guys. I think you're right. Yep. What is the capital of Australia? Oh, fuck. I don't know. Sydney.

Sydney? No, I don't think it is. Perth. Perth. Perth. I said Perth, too. It's Perth. Yeah, because I know people always say Sydney, but it's not that. We were totally not even close.

Canberra? Never heard of that. I knew it wasn't Sydneydney though i knew it wasn't so i mean great i'll say we're smarter we don't know what the fifth graders did and by the way that's just memorization if they're in class big fucking whoop i thought it's been a while since fifth grade yeah this is bullshit this next thing tana mojo likes the tampa edition hotel i also saw um who's the real estate guy? Serhant? Yeah, he went viral because

they upgrade him to a suite. Let me say this. While on tour for our podcast, Tana Mongeau posted about staying at the addition in Tampa, calling the hotel beautiful and the hotel left for custom cookies and bought them away. I don't know that they're doing this

just because I ripped them apart. Let me say it again and I'm glad it keeps coming up the tampa bay edition is the worst hotel in america it's the most overpriced ripoff now whether they paid her to do this for free tanamojo by proxy almost should be in prison for promoting the tamp Bay edition. It's that bad of a hotel. I'm thinking Tana, they gave Tana the room for free, gave her all these goodies. She doesn't know how expensive the room probably is. And she's like, oh, this is sweet. I'm getting all this free stuff. And it's like relatively nice. But if she saw the price of the room, maybe she wouldn't think it was all that.

I'm texting her right now. She posted like 15 stories about it. The Tampa Bay, you should be in prison for promoting the Tampa Bay. You should be locked up and thrown in prison for promoting the Tampa Bay. Now, here's what the Tampa Bay edition doesn't really get. If they're like, we're not going to try to do anything to lower prices, make it right, they haven't said a word to me. My word, great, Tana, go do your thing. My word in this carries probably a billion,

like I am seen as somebody who, like Tana's an influencer through and through. Like posting hotels, she probably posts a lot of hotels. I never talk about hotels until the Tampa Bay edition. I go do pizza reviews, I review, I give honest reviews. The Tampa Bay edition, for a normal human, they should be locked up. Tannin should be locked up. It's the most overpriced garbage in the world. And I stayed, shout out Global Ambassador and Four Seasons.

Four Seasons in Boston, Global Ambassador, Four Seasons, $2,500. The room was 10x, 10x what the edition was. I paid five grand for the Global Edition. Now, they were super nice, left like presents for miss peaches they had my favorite snacks forget it the room itself 100x tampa bay edition that hotel should be bulldozed you know what's five grand a night is those huts on the water in borobora yeah that that is crazy. The Tampa Bay, that's the if the Tampa Bay edition was charging 900 bucks for that suite,

I think, alright, it's a little bit overpriced. Five grand, knock the hotel down. Knock the Tampa Bay edition down. They're robbing people blind. That's crazy. Robbing. And then Tana Mongeau, they got Tana Mongeau on that, sir, you should be I bet that's not a coincidence. I do not think that you're starting to see Tampa Tana Mongeau. They got Tana Mongeau on that server. You should be...

I bet that's not a coincidence. I do not think that you're starting to see Tampa influencers being like, oh, this is a great hotel. They'll take a paycheck. They'll do anything. They're probably doing Tampa Bay Edition like crypto coins. I do think, I doubt

Tana knows about you talking about it or how expensive it is, though. Bree's trying to do good PR for us. We just got on the good side of cancel. No, I actually believe that. I don't think Tana, if Tana knew. I talked to Brooke. Yeah, I talked to Brooke like every day.

Yeah, because she tagged me being like, we didn't miss. They did like 300 shows or something and they weren't late once they're like dave would be proud i i don't know if i was proud i was stunned like that's good good for you guys that is great that is hard and the pain yeah so i was like great job and i heard you and josh made up but but this now tana it's gonna go to jail that sucks for her jail jail maybe she doesn't know how much the rooms cost i that's what i'm saying that's what i think brie did say that twice yeah because if you're being like oh they're so good at the tampa edition five grand for that piece of trash please um millie bobby brown is a karen millie bobby brown calls us k Karen after revealing that she leaves reviews under a fake name.

Millie says her whole life is having people criticize her, so she's going to give it back. Sometimes thinks it's important to know where you went wrong. All right. That's me being like, yeah, you got to let the Tampa Bay edition know. Yeah, that's actually true. I don't think she's very much a Karen in this video, but she's just so well spoken. She's coming in. What is she? She's in a new movie this video but she's just she was she's coming in what is she's in a new movie i saw something her movie damsel yes did you see it yeah no i just saw

her i watched it how was it did you like it brie i honestly yeah i love millie bobby brown i think it's like probably a not that good of a movie but she crushed it okay uh happy gilmore 2 is in the works do we have to watch this video of her being a karen that was basically what the headline said okay uh happy gilmore 2 is in the works nice excited you gotta be delicate you gotta be delicate with it oh yeah good yeah can't fuck it up i wonder what's the lane they go down for the second one? Because he's old, right? Like, Adam Sandler's old at this point. Like, in the movie world.

I'm not saying he's, like, an old man. I guess he's, like, you know, not as young as he was when he filmed the first one. I mean, the thing about golf is he could still definitely be on tour reasonably. Yeah, right? So do you think it's, like, is it like a last last tour kind of maybe shoot him a gavin's like as a his kid is now a bully on tour or something yeah or he like comes out he comes back for one last tour or something yeah interesting okay visible draining a half court buzzer beater to win the game not easy switching to visible and saving on wireless with no hidden fees

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See visible.com. Willy Wonka organizer says the event ruined his life. Director of the House Illuminati organization, Billy Cool, says his life is ruined after hosting the Glasgow Willy Wonka event and that he's lost friends and the love of his life director of the house illuminati organization billy cool says his life is ruined after hosting the glasgow willie wonka event that he's lost friends in the love of his life after having some mishaps including booking too big of a venue and having equipment not being delivered billy thought they could push on and when he's when he snapped at upset customers he was the worst version of himself my life is ruined i've lost my friends lost my love uh i've made out to be the face of evil and generally that's not really the case okay damn i don't know if i really feel bad for this guy yeah it's a tough

situation but you put on the event yeah like and then you snapped at people that were mad and you were evil the worst version of yourself seems like you're crazy buddy yeah and he looks evil even in this picture yeah look at his eyes you know when people like smile with their eyes he's frowning with his eyes yeah yeah it looks like he's growling nicola nicola pelts beckham cut her husband brooklyn beckham from her movie nicola pets beckham says brooklyn beckham is really upset she cut his scene from her directed debut in new film Lola. Nicola says she had one line, but he kept saying it in a British accent.

He was staring directly into the camera, although she cut him and said she wouldn't have been able to make the film without his massive support. Who cares? What does Beckham care? That's kind of funny. I don't want him in the movie anyways. It's Beckham. Do your own thing. I get it. Yeah, let her have her shit and do your own.

Let her have her moment. And I respect the decision. I respect the decision i respect the decision no nepo there 2024 world happiness report for the first time since the report was released 12 years ago united states didn't crack the top 10 happiest countries we came in at 23 i i believe that everyone's fucking miserable here yeah everyone's like all fucked up and goes to therapy and it was all fucking sad here's the list finland i i buy it denmark buy it iceland buy it sweden buy it israel do not buy it uh netherlands number five yeah that seems like maybe this was taken before all hell broke loose there luxembourg yeah buy it switzerland buy it australia buy it Switzerland buy it Australia buy it New Zealand buy it Costa Rica buy it Kuwait winning the

guest at Austria buy it Canada no Belgium yes Ireland what Chechnya is definitely up there I would buy Canada is that Chech what is that Czechia

Czechia what is Chechia one of the happiest countries in the world interesting lithuania and united kingdom you think canada belongs i feel like everyone miserable in canada aren't half canada's trying to leave canada josh why would people be miserable in canada isn't like part of canada defect from canada but didn't work though you mean quebec you're talking about Quebec? Yeah. I think that whole resurgence happens every once in a while.

But, no. I think people are happy in Canada. Let me get the fuck out of here. I mean, I don't know. I think Canada's pretty happy. I felt pretty happy. It's definitely happier than the United States. But, I don't think it's going in the right.

I will say there's more division in Canada than I think I've ever seen before being a Canadian. It's not going in the right direction. I think Finland's won like four years in a row. Finland's always happy. Yeah, no, Finland's always happy. They just know what's up over there. I feel like they might be rolling around keeping everybody happy. Yeah, no, Finland's always happy. They just know what's up over there. Tons of hot blondes just rolling around,

keeping everybody happy. Or is that Sweden? They might... Sweden. They're both. They might be a little too happy, though. Like, annoyingly happy. We've done that, yeah, three times.

Miley Cyrus named Disney legend. No shit. Duh. File that into duh. Yeah, obviously. Oh, I didn't even know that disney legends were a thing though jamie lee curtis and angela bassett what these are disney legends kelly ripa and harrison ford harrison ford harrison ford's definitely a disney legend

who the fuck kelly ripa is that the blonde girl that has that daytime show? Yeah. Why is she a Disney legend? Oh. ABC. Kelly and it used to be Regis and Kelly. Regis and Kelly, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This headline again. Bryce Hall versus Taylor Holder.

Bare knuckle fight. Bryce Hall says bare knuckle FC. We'll be in touch with Taylor Holder and we'll have a fight between the two. Okay. I will not talk about that until they're in the ring. Because I don't think it's ever happening. Yeah, fair enough.

Iza Gonzalez says she's lost roles because of her looks. Iza Gonzalez, she's been told she's too pretty and too hot for so many projects. She says it's disappointing. Overly sexualized idea of ain woman that her white friends weren't experiencing well you can be too hot for roles yeah yeah i mean that's like i feel like that's not a bad problem to have no i i it's better than being too ugly for pretty roles but like just like ugly people aren't going to play a role that maybe in like the wolf of wall street you're not having melissa mccarthy be the lead you know yeah like if a role that maybe in like the wolf of wall street you're not having

melissa mccarthy be the lead you know yeah like if you're trying to be like the like the girl next door kind of like comes into character like but if you're just walking around like eliza gonzalez you're just like obviously the hottest girl in the world right so you're not going to be the dorky loser and and stuff like that so yeah that's the way the cookie crumbles boohoo you're too hot yeah i don't know you should cry about this one uh boeing executive set to resign and this is after what the movie about it or something the whistleblower that mysteriously yeah yeah yeah yeah xqc buys new clothes instead of doing laundry i don't really know who xqc is a streamer but i don't okay i'm a streamer he is a big streamer yeah

that's that's fine i don't care any yeah at least he's donating the other clothes yeah he's donating the clothes he doesn't buy so he's donating his dirty clothes well i'm sure they get washed everyone donates their but if he washes it why not keep it and why do you have to buy new ones He doesn't buy. He's donating his dirty clothes? Well, I'm sure they get washed. Everyone donates their... But if he washes it, why not keep it? Why do you have to buy new ones? I'm saying, I'm sure the place that takes donated clothes washes the clothes. Yeah, typically.

Kai Sinet involved in a live police chase. Kai Sinet was watching a live police chase when allegedly turned out to be one of his fans. The alleged man involved in a car chase when Instagram Live says watching Kai stream. Kai yelled at the man to pull over. This seems like a stunt. These streamers, and maybe it's not, but these streamers are just, can you top this?

Can you top this? Can you top this? So it's tough to believe. This is like the most, I feel like streamers are taking over. I haven't heard about streamers, and now I see and hear of is like Sketch and Kai and the guy that's always with Sketch. They're kind of crushing. Jinxy.

I thought this police chase thing happened like a long long time ago. Do we know if this is like really old news? That would be on our crack staff. Our crack staff is fact checking right now. That would be a real shame if we're talking

about something old. And on top of that, I'm pretty sure from what I saw, it seemed like he was like, oh, pull over. Do this. Do that. Like Kai was saying. Oh, that's not that bad. Okay. Not that bad. Are we sure? I swear I saw this months

ago. Maybe they do it a lot. Maybe it was a different thing alex cooper for skims alex cooper is the face of kim kardashian skims wedding shop yeah you don't like this obviously because it's kim kardashian hate it she looks great though hate it is dave going to alex's wedding no wasn't what you're not no i uh i did i what let me uh let me see here is it a small wedding i don't know uh-oh i texted her february 24th it's bullshit i didn't get invited to your wedding good for you what'd she say and what did she say she said dave three crying emoji faces it's just family a couple friends it's very small how are you doing post breakup your dog is very cute

i wouldn't have gone anyways i like to say say no. You just like to be invited. I like to be invited so I can be like, no, thanks. I'm busy. Would you go to me and Josh's wedding if we had one? Depends where it is, but probably. Like if Josh is... Your girlfriend's from where, Josh? Brazil? Yeah.

Not going to Brazil. So write that in your notes. If you want to attend, you can't do it in Brazil. Correct. You don't like destination weddings? Not Brazil, no. Not particularly. What if it was a different destination? How far is the plane ride? It's Brazil.

Oh, you are not up for that plane ride. Trust me. It's going to be like 12, 16 hours. You do what you want. You tell Gabby if we're getting married and we want Dave there. Only eight and a half hours from Miami. Still enough. Oh, okay.

It's close to Miami. I'd fly to Brazil, Josh. Thank you. No problem. Thank you. Dan Blazerian figured out he likes monogamy. After years of having sex with multiple women today, Dan Blazerian reveals he's realized he's actually better with one woman

who he enjoys spending time with and having a mental connection with. Wow. I don't think that's like that crazy of a statement if you find the one, right? Yeah, no. It's funny that he thinks it's like this big aha moment. Yeah. Yeah, right?

Alpha Male Boot Camp goes viral. An alpha male boot camp in California called the Modern Day Knight Project is going viral. I have a video released. One of the instructors is yelling at the men in class. According to their website, the course runs from Tuesday to Friday and costs $18,000. Is this real? Let's see. Wait, this is

not even like, they're not even in the military or anything? They're just being alphas? Yeah. Yeah. Let's see the clip. Oh my god. Just alpha males. I feel like this could be fake. Look, see your left and your right. More than 60% will not be here fucking Friday. I guarantee it. And I'll make sure because I see in your fucking eyes that

most of you don't fucking belong here. And I'll be dead. I'll take this fucking knife off my fucking waist and carve this fucking tattoo off my fucking hand before I let you get those fucking bitches show up here on Friday for the graduation. I see it in your fucking eyes already your fucking souls

are mine i think that's fake damn he's not even that scary like he's in the wall of access effort a lot he just has effort so much yeah and he like stuttered like he he didn't feel like he really even believed what he was saying what are you getting out of this if you're got like you just get whooped on for a week yeah you're gonna you're going to be like, I went to Alpha Camp. Fake. I think that's fake. It's real. What's that?

I said this is their website. It's actually real. No, that doesn't mean it's real. I believe everything I see online. I think it's real. It's a bunch of sold-out classes. Yeah, no, I think it's fake. Oh, my God.

I would die to see you two go to the Alpha Camp. I think it's fake. Oh my God, I would die to see you two go to the Alpha Camp. I think it's fake as fuck. Do you think you guys could survive the Alpha Camp? No, not if that's real. But Dave, I say we go do it and we get mic'd up and we go undercover. Please,

please. Oh my God, it's in California. That's also very strange the way it's like everything's sold out but there's 17 spots left on the only one that hasn't happened yet. Two spots for you guys. But look, dude.

It's helped other men flip the switch. That might be what we need. Don't knock it until you try it, guys. I'm not going in a cold tub. I'm not pretending I'm a Marine. You have to be a Walmart subscriber to use self-checkout. That's fucked.

Why would they do that? What? Also, what benefits do I get from subscribing to Walmart? Do you guys have shows? Do you have originals? I think you get like free shipping. Yeah, maybe. It's 13 bucks a month.

Gosh. Damn. You have to be going to Walmart enough where you need self-checkout where that would make sense for your budget. What we're doing here on the Austin program is fake headlines. New movie about the devil earned $666,666 on the first day of release.

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and Tara Yummy is playing character people think is meant to be Charlie DiMallo Landon and Tara also shut down dating rumors and dropouts okay so they're not dating there you happy Brie yeah you never said DiMallo instead of DiMello you're happy there's no love what'd you say Josh? I said you're happy there's no love

well yeah I don't think they should be together what does that mean? I don't know they should be together. Why? What does that mean? I don't know. It doesn't seem like a fit in my head. I feel like Tara needs a... Tara, sorry.

Tara needs an outgoing, loud dude or something to match her energy. Euphoria Season 3 is in jeopardy. Delayed film once again because of creative show Sam Levinson's alleged not done with the script. There's room to be set sometime in the future so the actors will likely not be playing high schoolers the in-demand actors are on the show are allowed to pursue other opportunities in the meantime that's fine the show crumbled anyways it did i it turned into like a musical people are gonna shit on me for saying that, but it lost its touch, I think.

The Quiet on Set Nickelodeon documentary. You guys were talking a little bit this before. I haven't watched this, but I guess it's the dark side of kids TV. Yeah, it's really, really sad. And Drake Bell. Specifically, like the Dan Schneider Nickelodeon situation. Did you watch it, Josh? I haven't watched it.

I've obviously seen clips and like watched, you know, segments that have been kind of cut down and put out on social. But no, I haven't. I haven't turned it on yet. I mean, there was like two actual pedophiles on set working with the children that like got arrested for being pedophiles and like sending's not good sending children like pictures and then drake bell got assaulted it's really creepy a lot of scary stories scary so if i say if you have a child never let them be a child actor were we back in

the mix on this because something josh peck said during our it wasn't i mean it wasn't it was just the the way that he talked about drake because he didn't say anything publicly after Drake came out with this. So people were in like you didn't support him. And then our clips went reviral of him basically being like, we were not friends. We were never close. But I don't think that's fair to nobody knew about Drake being assaulted. So I think it's not fair. Well, Drake, Josh Peck about it.

Even Drake said, don't attack him. Yeah. I was going to say Drake did post something and was like, hey, to attack Josh Peck about it. Even Drake said don't attack him. Yeah, I was going to say Drake did post something and was like, hey, lay off Josh Peck. He's called me and we've talked and he's been someone that has been an ear for me to talk to and whatnot. So yeah, I think it's such a crazy situation. It's crazy to throw.

Yeah, something that's serious shouldn't be like public opinion thing. I don't think uh caitlin clark women's tournament and ca tournament updates i mean i follow this closely i like the women's game almost more than the men's this year because of all the stars in it i will be going to albany if uh iowa plays lsu in the elite eight i will be there so i'm closely watching that. Hell yeah. We could probably get, once this tournament's done, I think Caitlyn would probably come on BFFs. I know. I think.

She's cool. I'm gonna try to get her to... She's a baller. One of Zach's shows to sing Revival in Iowa. What? Remember me and Josh sang Revival up Zach's show you're trying to try to get her to sing it she's gonna i already talked to her oh you talked to caitlin clark yeah more we've

i've dm'd her started talking to her last year you did yeah i love caitlin clark let's just put in the sheet it was brought up in our meeting that breeze a huge huge Caitlin Clark fan. I'm a Caitlin Clark fucking stan. She's sick. I don't remember you being in the weeds with me when I was very heavily in the weeds with her last year when she... I don't remember that either. I was getting attacked by the entire country. Why? I was...

I remember talking about that on BFFs. Interesting. I don't remember that. And I DM'd her to tell... I told her to come on... Let me see. Let me check my DMs with her. Oh, okay. Check interesting I don't remember that and I DM'd her to tell her I told her to come on let me see let me check my DM's with her oh okay check the DM's I DM'd her last year I'm not lying who do you think is closer between the two

of you with her well you guys do you guys talk all the time yeah we DM'd too yeah no we DM'd too we do yeah last year April 2nd we don't DM we don't DM you probably predate me but that was last year no no I get it you're't DM see what I got you probably predate me but that was last year no no I get it

you're awesome is that what I was saying Dave maybe you've got closer in the shorter period of time I just I just hit her with good luck sounds like a custody battle did you ask her

to come on BFFs I haven't yet no I guess it's just a race to who can ask her first then. Yeah, I guess so. Rebel Wilson versus Sacha Baron Cohen. So what is this?

Rebel Wilson was coming out with a book and Sacha Cohen tried to block it? Yep. Wait, what? Rebel Wilson, I've been teasing, she was working with a massive asshole and she will talk about it in her upcoming book upcoming book rebel rising she later revealed that that mega asshole is sasha barrett cohen and that he hired her crisis pr managers lawyers to threaten her gonna stop writing about him

sasha's team said the claims are false and there's no evidence to prove it 2014 rebel and said sasha wanted to do the naked scene in the brothers grimsby movie. When she denied, he hired a body double. Rebel said that Sasha also wanted her to stick his finger up his butt during the scene as a funny bit. Sasha is Borat, yeah? Yeah. Ali G, Borat, all the same guy. Well, this is crazy.

So funny. He might be a creep. Well, this is crazy. So funny. He might be a creep. Well, to clarify. Where did she say he was a creep? He was making a comedy movie and asked them to shove a finger up his butt. Kind of a part of the movie. I don't know. That's weird.

Didn't she say someone else? Is she the one who was like... Never mind. What? didn't she say someone else is she the one who is like never mind never mind what what what were you gonna say i feel like this is the second time yeah she did something like that's i don't know where it was rebel wilson somebody tried to like make fun of her be like stick a finger up the butt. This is double butt offense? By the way, I'm pretty sure it's that Sasha. Rebel Wilson ordered to repay millions in defamation case? She won a defamation case and had to pay most of it back. Why? Meteos over articles that she portrayed her as a serial liar.

over articles that she portrayed her as a serial liar? They want to appeal and went from 4.1 million to 600 grand. I don't know. We're getting into an area where we don't know. Yeah. We're talking out of our ass. Yeah. Hey, talking out of our ass because the finger in the ass thing.

Damn. Well, did he? i don't know anyways move on let's get out of this one other crazy shit diddy's house was raided by homeland security this is crazy oh yeah and now did he like fled the country or some shit? Yeah. I saw that too. What's going on? Diddy, early today, Homeland Security, New York, executed a law enforcement action as part of an ongoing investigation with assistance with HCI LA, HSI Miami,

and our local law enforcement partners. We provide further information. His home was raided. After Diddy's home was raided after today's homes are rated was seen pacing around in the miami airport today's private jet has allegedly landed in antigua although it's clear unclear if diddy is there it was rated for possible sex trafficking investigation crazy what is going on yeah so crazy insane also how did he get that heads up that's what i want to know how did he get that heads up? That's what I want to know.

How did he get the heads up that he was about to get rated? Because you think it's a coincidence he just happened to be flying out the country? Because I doubt it. Yeah, someone definitely tipped him. Corruption, man. It's crazy. Drake, J. Cole, and Kendrick Lamar have a

beef for the last decade. Drake and Kendrick Lamar have a beef for the last decade. Drake and Kendrick Lamar has suddenly been throwing disses at one another. This came to a head after Kendrick threw direct shots at Drake and J. Cole on his verse on a song like that. With Metro booming in the future, Metro and Drake also have beef. If you guys want to talk about great, I don't really know anything about this, and I don't really care. Josh, you like rap.

Do you know about this? I'm not, I don't know. Rap war, rap war, rap war. It is a little bit of a rap war. Everyone's like choosing sides.

People are unfollowing Drake, Rick Ross, just unfollowed Drake. I think it's pretty crazy. I think it's, I think, I think this is going to, this is an album move.

I, that's what I think, right? It's like, oh, we're all going to be successful. Like now this album is like becoming the most talked about album number one right so metro booming and all them like just smart move for them not that the album wouldn't have done well but you

know this just helps it and then drake and j cole can now do a collab album come out with that and kind of diss them back and then everyone's just getting crazy album sales that's my my idea because metro booming and drake have worked together a bunch like metro booming has made millions of dollars probably i don't even know how you say that guy's name like with a straight face metro booming that's his like rap name he's like he's a producer he's a producer he's not a rapper you know boom he's making the beats and everything metro booming so it kind of makes sense for that right like but uh yeah i just think i just think when you look at it i think there's got to be i think there's a little bit of some like hey let's like have some fun with this rap beef i

don't know though i'm not you know on the inside you know i just want to drake j cole album who would you either way it's going to be fun to watch i mean mean, I would be on Drake and Jay Cole's side personally. You know, got to represent the Six. I think that's the way. But also, I think it's just going to be fun to watch because we're just going to get great music out of it. So I'm happy either way. All right, thanks for explaining.

It's a win for the rap community. Yeah. BFF Corner. I don't know how much you go. The Brooke Allman, I feel like I flushed her down the toilet like the trash she is. Yeah, honestly on that. Yeah, she's erased her profile. She posted a video.

I'll talk to Dave. I'll talk to Dave. Delete like the coward she is. I made a response video being like, all right, you want to do it? Let's do it. She played the tough gal routine for about three seconds. she is i made a response video being like all right you want to do it let's do it um she played the tough gal routine for about three seconds she's like hey i'll come in wednesday on this date and sit down with you face to face i was like let's fucking do it you idiot you won't do it

then she bailed um and was like this is so unfair i'm being harassed i'm a normal person like listen you psycho no one even know who the fuck you were if you didn't keep posting i'm i know and you're sad you're being harassed when you go on to someone's hate page on reddit to harass them you fucking dumb not to mention she thinks we're dumb like people all screenshotted her post she literally has a post out there that says hey i was posting on zach's snark page but it was dead over there this so i came over here to liven things up like she's a little attention seeking piece of shit and then she's she doesn't know me very well like you if you hit someone with a feather i'll try and knock your teeth out with a wrench metaphorically speaking um so she's just like oh poor me woe is me it's like no one has sympathy for you just keep your mouth shut none of this would have happened and then they're

always we're gonna sue you dave like for what you fucking clown so she's gone right didn't she is she erased herself now yeah she went private deleted her reddit and then she stopped responding to us broom her out like the trash you was never gonna get in the ring you coward of course oh i'll do it i there's nothing i knew more in the history of the world than this person would never sit and i wouldn't either if i was her we have all her idiotic and by the way i'm sure you see the dirt that was sent to us about her from her friends is enough to stack a mile high. So, yeah, no shit. She went private, deleted everything and ran away like the coward. She has good riddance.

This get off. Hopefully never have to mention that piece of work's name again. This was funny funny this was really funny jersey jerry who's been working us now for years dm sent brianna a dm hey brianna this is jerry i work i work with you at barstool uh and i've been asked to contact you from i don't even know there and you just replied brie jerry i know who you are it would be bananas not to know but like I've sat down and had conversations with Jerry in the office

before that's I was like Jerry I know who you are yeah and that's Jerry being honest that is he's a humble king he's like this is Jerry from this is like in high school when someone's like yeah it's like

they think you're like pop more popular than them so they have to be like yo yeah it's josh from high school like we have a geography together jerry i know who you are very very very funny did you know that you can get tickets see whitney cummings on el mali live in new york right now for only 56 bucks we still gotta figure out when we're going to go to show, what show we're going to see. That's right. With Game Time, the official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports, you shouldn't have to worry when you buy tickets to your next big event. Game Time is the fast, easy way to buy tickets to all sports, music, comedy, and theater

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This is two different videos, I think, then. What? No. Hold on. Time out. Time out. What are you doing? Making fun of cat people.

Not literally smashing. You think I'm a fucking, like, animal abuser? I just never heard anyone say, like, maybe bashing, not smashing. You guys are just going to let that go out into the fucking air. Like, Dave smashes, like, beats up cats. Hey, man. No. I was so confused.

No, no, no. Smashing has so many terms. You should have said bashing, not smashing. Whatever. We were saying having cats is... Smashing almost has, like, a sexual... Has, like, a sexual innuendo to it that you like cats this cat is awesome yeah this cat's not bad go fuck yourself

i don't hate you i like this cat yeah i like that's okay that that's hey it's the exception that proves the rule uh hear me out tiktok i saw this too good this was girls just freaking out over me so i'll take it well some would be like you're gross i don't know why that song is hilarious he knows i'll take it usually it's like he's gross so i'll take that I don't know why that song is hilarious. Hey, yeah. Sipping his coffee. He knows. I'll take it. Usually it's like,

he's gross. I'll take that. Josh went on Jake Shane's podcast. Therapist. Yep. Talk to us. Broken arm. Read the room.

Help give advice to the pussies. Many commenters thought Jake was flirting with Josh during the episode. Why is he gay? Yes, he's gay. Yes. Was he flirting with you? I think we're just like friendly.

I don't think he was flirting. Maybe a little bit. We have a very special guest. That's just like how Jake is. He goes by the name of Joshua Richards and he is so hot. Okay? He is so hot.

Oh, I wasn't there for this. I wasn't there for this. It was an honor to sit next to him. He is hot. He is funny and he is unfortunately taken, but we get into that a little bit. Yeah, that's not flirting.

No, he's just complimenting. Objectively hot. R.I.P. Jonathan Crenshaw, a.k.a. how he's pulling that guy. He's been dead for a while. That's what I thought, yeah. Yeah, but it just became like a local publication actually ran a story on it. So it went viral again. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't see this. Dogs up for adoption named after BFFs. Waldo's Rescue Pen, a nonprofit dog rescue organization in New York, named dogs that are up for adoption after Barstool employees in honor of Dave and Miss Peaches. So we got a Brianna Chicken Fry, Josh Richards, a Grace O'Malley, Tommy Smokes, Miss Peaches, and a Dave Portnoy. They have pretty much everyone from Barstool. It's adorable and a really good way to get people to go look and adopt these dogs.

Josh Richards is so fucking cute. Now I'm going to have to adopt it. That's what I was just looking at. I'm like, I might have to go adopt the dog, Josh Richards. I know. They're all so cute. Yeah. But yeah, it's in New York.

So if you guys want to adopt a dog in New York, go check out Waldo's rescue pen. They're all so, so cute. So, so cute. Except Kate's. That's the only one that people are pointing out that this is Barstool. But.

Oh, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. What did Kate say about that? Oh, Barstool Nate. That's funny. Look at Barstool Nate. That's a terrible mix too. Barstool Nate should have been

Barstool Kate. But I kind of like crazy-looking dogs like that. Yeah, it's probably a funny, cute little rat dog. I guess we can read comments before we end this one. I have suntan lotion getting into my eye. Oh, at least you're using protection. Yeah. You like the new Miss Peaches app, by the way?

It's actually sick. So we're still doing every cent that Miss Peaches gets, we donate to charities. She's up to like, she's raised close to 500 grand now. Wow. Let's go, Miss Peaches. Yep. Closing on 900,000 Instagram followers.

We got to get to that milli. Get to that milli, baby. Yep. Dave would be the best dad. His loyalty is unreal to the ones he loves. Children's are missing out. Oh, it all goes Miss Peaches. Yep. Dave would be the best dad. His loyalty is unreal to the ones he loves. Children's are missing out. Oh, it all goes Miss Peaches. I guess you are dad.

Miss Peaches is like your kid now. Yeah. I made a Reddit account just to defend Brie and immediately got banned from this page. I didn't know that was a thing. When you enter a snark page and you disagree with them or say something positive, you get banned because that's the rules of the Reddit page, which is just a crazy thing crazy yeah yep can josh get any more stunning geez i mean thanks anthony for you thanks anthony you can always try for that was actually my roommate upstairs he coming to that i don't feel as poor anymore now what's lk i know i know me and dave got the

same laptop yeah i'm old school with a laptop and every time i show my headphones people like why you got the wired headphones yet there's articles all over the internet that cool kids wear wired headphones i like wired headphones me too hey drake drake wears wired headphones dave the other ones fall out of my ears me too and and they're just wears wired headphones dave the other ones fall out of my ears me too and and they're just not as good you lose them yeah you lose them too much and imagine an apology from josh richards wet wet wet wet wet i don't get it that was in reference i'm confused by this apology to brooke that wasn't really an apology. Oh. Oh.

So if I said sorry, this woman would then squirt? Seems that way. Seems like, yeah. Although it seems like you're getting a lot of guys. That could be a guy. Yeah, that's jibby jib jib. Oh, jib jib. Jib jib. Jib jib.

Good. Good. I'd take a chicken fry over an almond any day. Yeah, chicken fries are way better than almonds okay i don't have a voice in my head i still have thoughts they just aren't in the form of an inner voice they're just in my head the first time i heard people had a voice in their head i thought people were messing with me but this is where i can't wrap it around i can't wrap my head around it like how do you have thoughts that don't have a voice

like a lot of people were just saying it was visuals that was the people that said they don't have a voice in their head is they see things rather than hear words okay huh that confuses me huh that confuses me who's taking the videos gate i see a lot of people continually speaking of ames peaches just came strolling over famous peaches so are you gonna ignore that question dave i've already said there's a million different people taking the videos. I have Daniela, my assistant. I have my Carmen, my housekeeper. I have Austin taking videos occasionally. You have your housekeeper taking videos?

If I got to make content. Wow, he doesn't give up. Hey, Miss Peach is needed by the world. Give Austin a raise dude just dude just knows dave inside and out and keeps him on track okay whatever i don't choose the comments you also are sick not true dave is definitely bullied in high school false were you bullying or you just a nice guy i was not getting bullied and i'm not a bully i don't

bully people like if you're gonna say i'm bullying brooke allman i'm not brooke allman was trying to bully someone else and then she got stuffed in a locker and put on a atomic wedgie and it's her fault yeah that's true yeah you bully the bullies yes You're a bully bullier. Dave aging like milk. That's bad. And by the way, by the way. It's not good, man. It's not good. I'm pretty fucking old.

So like. But also if they looked at pictures of you younger, I don't think they would say that. You're aging. You look better now than you used to look insane. I think they meant to. Yeah, I don't agree with this. I think they meant to say fine wine. They're confused what milk does.

There's an asterisk that says fine wine. It curdles, actually. Asshole. Yeah. How are they going to tease us, telling us about Josh spilling the tea about Charlie and Landon like that? Yeah, I'd want to know, too, but you can't because we'll get sued. I would, too. Yeah, we'll go to prison with Taylor. I would, too. If Dave wasn't because we'll get, I would too. We'll go to prison with Taylor. Yeah, I would too.

If Dave wasn't a part of this, nobody would watch. It sucks to be you guys. Damn. What are we, Josh? Nothing. Fucking A.

Dave and Brie are quite literally my favorite people. Sorry, Josh. Still getting to know you. Oh, well, there must be a nice Josh first episode on the pod. Well, the, all the other ones just told Josh how sexy he to know you. Oh, well. Still getting to know me. Is this your first episode on the pod? Well, all the other ones just told Josh how sexy he was.

True. True. True that. But is this her first episode that she watched or something? How does she know y'all? Does she exclusively just watch Plan B and Miss Peach's videos? The only thing Dave cares about and used to measure life is looks. Meanwhile, he looks like a turd. That's mean on all levels, but wildly untrue. his videos the only thing dave cares about and used to measure life is looks meanwhile it looks

like a turd that's mean on all levels but wildly untrue when have i ever said i the only thing i care about is looks maybe they just say that because you always talk about your list but you're just getting your list out there so that people know that doesn't mean look at emily regikowski perfect example i said she's hot and i don't like her. So I don't know what we're talking about. Case closed. All right, guys. Back from our friends at Visible. Draining a half-court buzzer beater to win the game is not easy, but switching to Visible and saving on

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Oh, we should. Can't tell if I look at Dave as an A-list celebrity or a C-list. I think it's both a compliment. Is there B-list? I think both is a compliment for sure. I take C. I don't care. If someone said, hey, Dave, you're a C-list, I'd be like, all right, fine.

At least I'm a celeb. Yeah, C is not F. No. Josh has shiny, luscious lips. They look in full. Okay. Let's get it. Those lips.

Dave needs to wear more greens. How does it make his eyes pop? I have green eyes. Anytime I have green, people say the sweetest things about my eyes. Wait, do you have green eyes, Dave? I have say the sweetest things about my eyes wait do you have green eyes dave i have underwater bg bungalow blue eyes to be honest they're blue there's the green hat those eyes popping uh it's so fun dave and austin's relationship like michael scott and toby's relation from the office no i don't hate austin at all michael sc office. No, I don't hate Austin at all. Michael Scott hates Toby.

I don't hate Dave. Wow, look at this. It's adorable. He's such a cornball. How did y'all let these people get famous? Okay. Is that all of us? I'm sure he's referring to me.

I think he's referring to you. I was referring to a comment about you, yeah. About who, Josh? Well, at least he has luscious lips. Yeah, at least my lips are luscious. I'm going to kiss your mother. I love Dave and talk about him any chance I can, so I'll fight your haters for you, Dave, including Austin.

Not a hater. Damn. Yeah, I can handle myself, but thank you. That was nice. Responding to the comments and eating the rude ones shows why y'all are solid. Thanks, Scott Mack. Oh, did you do something with your lips? Why is everyone talking about your lips?

Oh, my God. I had really chapped lips, like really really really chapped lips on on the verge of almost bleeding at any moment and i just slathered them with vaseline before the podcast so it kind of looked like i had almost like lip liner or something on my lips yeah yeah yeah that does sound like what some a guy who got lip fillers would say though no but now my now it's if you look there everyone will be like oh they're back to like got it you were just chapped up if you go look it's very different yeah there's not it's not like it was bruising lip fillers like crazy dude dave isn't scary it's just new england blunt those of us from the northeast are that way yeah i could

see that yeah i'm not trying to be scary the only people that like him are the people he signs their check that's not true that's just not true dave has friends brie is very witty seemingly always surprises me thank you spencer lauro that was kind of though a backhanded like yeah like i thought she was like you thought you were dumb spencer thought you were an idiot brie that's all right Spencer Laro. That was kind of, though, a backhanded, like... Yeah, like, oh, I thought she was a dummy. You thought you were dumb. Spencer thought you were an idiot, Bree. That's all right.

Dave reads the headlines like he's Judge Judy. Yeah, that's kind of your role. Dave's voice is actually soothing for me. Okay, thank you. I don't know. I don't know how people hate on you three like that because genuinely

if I could meet anyone it would be you guys just never forget there's people out there that genuinely fucking love you guys and that includes me aww very sweet

wow yeah that was beautiful what a one to end on alright that wraps it up that wraps up this episode we'll see you guys next time

bye guys peace