BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE REACTS TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE DATING — BFFs EP. 146

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

Dave has moved into his new Miami house and we start the show off with absolute chaos trying to get his tech set up and the problems he is having with his house. We then get into the headlines where it seems Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly dating, Olivia Rodrigo addresses the Taylor Swift beef, *NYSYNC reuinting at the VMAs, drunk Taylor showing up, Selena Gomez going viral for her reaction to Chris Brown, SZA pulling out of performing after she was snubbed for Artist of the Year, rumors that Madison Beer’s new song is about Scooter Braun, how often the BFFs think of the Roman Empire, the missing airport dog being found, Halle Berry beefing with Drake over use of her image, aliens being supposedly found in Mexico, FIT students going viral for their first day of school outfits, Lele Pons and Harry Jowsey joining Dancing With The Stars, Pete Davidson reportedly wanting to hook up with Britney Spears, whether or not listening to Joe Rogan is a turnoff, and Alix Earle’s new podcast. We finish with BFFs corner where Bri changed her hair color, Dave went after the New York Post, Bri got a new dog, and Landon Barker made a video saying he regretted coming on BFFs. You can apply for the BFFs producer position (if you are actually qualified) here: https://www.barstoolsports.com/jobs/details?gh_jid=4319751005 Support Our Sponsor! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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we're not going to. What's up, everybody? How we doing? No, we're not going to bark. Are you reprinting? Yep, printing right now. There's a lot going on right now. Printing, dogs barking, me beatboxing phenomenally. It's back on, right? Is it ready?

Want to go outside? Want to go outside? Want to go to bed? Is Jack jack your dog zach's dog but we're getting a dog today zach's dog did you say do you want to go see dad is that what you just said to the dog yeah so do you i totally get that zach's dog zach's dad i'm buddy's dad% do you call yourself mom yet to the dog or are you guys not at that step I mean maybe I'm step mom I'm a newly found mom but he needs a mom man look at him you need a mom Jack I'm just going to try restarting it

one time right restart what the computer alright send me it email it maybe I can do it on my phone. I can just text it to you if you're fine with doing that. Well, I don't know that it'll work, but try it.

Oh, you mean you print from your phone? Yes. You know how to print from your phone, though, right, Dave? Yeah. I feel like you could do that. I put all the wrong guys on my bench this weekend, Faze. So sad. Same. And Kirk Cous guys on my bench this week. So sad.

Same. And Kirk Cousins on the bench. I know, same. Gabe Davis. Drake Lund. Same. DeAndre Swift. Same.

Sucks. Bad week. We have the same team or what? Yeah, sucks. It's sent to me as view only. I don't know. I've been sitting here all day, so let's just fucking go. This is going to be hard, but whatever.

Wait, can you look at it on your phone? I have it on the sheets. I have it on a computer. Can you do print layout and then look at it on your phone i have it on computer can you do print layout and then look at it it's coming i got it oh let's go that might be that might be the slowest printer in history of printers dave i don't know what's going on blame it i like i i don't understand it is printing now double-sided which sucks ass that's my fault but whatever at least it's printing all right bffs we've had technical difficulty you're supposed to start 20 minutes and hand up all my fault we couldn't get the printer to work i don't know google docs austin austin google docs i don't know what happened i was able to figure it out i persevered and we're ready to go

so you started you started that with a hand up my fault and i was about to be like dave you've been taking so much credit lately so much hand up but then your reasoning for it being your fault was austin austin austin it should be set up when he gets there. Can you center the camera a little bit? This fucking camera, too. Whoever set this up. It's like cord or something in the back. Hold on. That's centered. But it pulls.

Oh my gosh, now this is another thing. The wire pulls. Oh man, he took it down. Why'd he take it down? I don't know. There's not a shot maybe hmm house tour yeah yeah new house tour oh my god this is the real reason why we need a full-time bffs person we need a full-time bFF person to live at Dave's.

And set up the camera properly. He just set it up how it was right before he took it down. Perfect. His hat's on sideways. Better? Perfect. Yeah, because whoever, I'm not going to point fingers, put that camera up there. They didn't, unlike't the cord is all tangled

so it had like tension it was pulling the camera correct correct I untangled the cord and now we seem to be gone now yeah it is hard

one two three okay out what the fuck what is happening this morning I think we need to reset we need to send some good vibes Dave's way

yeah this is the craziest debunker I'm in a mansion in Miami that it's getting the best of me a little bit. Why? It's just because there's a lot of little, whenever you move in a new house, there's a lot of little quirks that like TVs maybe don't work right. There's construction on both sides. Showers don't exactly work right. The toilet

is too small. What do you mean by that? It's just like, my dick doesn't fit. My dick doesn't fit. In the toilet? You sit down and your dick jams against the side of the toilet. It's a disaster.

No way! You can't piss without it being right against the bowl. So it's like, it is a disaster no way you can't piss without it being like right against the bowl so it's like you pee sitting down always if you're going number two you need your num you need your number one to have room to to maneuver to breathe okay that's true that's true that's true you don't usually number two without number one it's right and it's like i think i have a kid combo deal i have a fucking kiddie bowl i'm not saying like some huge dick it's a problem for anybody anybody so that's an issue uh it's like a party you moved into a new mansion and you don't even like it? No, I do, but there's little things.

I'm a huge shower pressure guy, and I made that as clear as a human can make it. I don't care if I live in a pit. I need water pressure. Water pressure's no good. They're blaming it on each other, like interior decorator, which I don't know what he has to do so there's a bunch of things going on so um but no the house is beautiful anytime you move into a new house i think there's little things and you just gotta take a deep breath

and be like champagne problems right it's true yeah so although the dick not fitting in the toilet is not a champagne problem that is a problem for any walk of life. And anybody, anybody, that would be a huge concern. Correct. So you want to wake up in the morning. The first thing you do is get your willy wet by your own piss. Are all the toilets small? Yes, but they replace all of them.

But now they're fine. And I thought I was losing my mind because it's like the master bathroom is still not fine so i went and like sat in all of them today and i only have that issue in the master so there's something off with the master not to mention someone's fucking with you the lights in the master bathroom are too far away from the toilet so you walk in at night and then you sit down it's like you can't read it's like little things like that like that you don't really realize till you're in the midst till you live in it yeah you gotta live in it for a bit correct so anyhow um the printer seems to be working now i have no idea why austin couldn't get it to work but we're good okay into the headline first of all brunette oh yes brunette brie yep

i like it thank you kind of going like natural huh yeah back to my regular color i haven't had that in a couple years natural yeah it's my natural color is it a little darker than your natural though no this is we went the same color as my root and my eyebrows okay okay i'm italian all right so into the headlines we go i'll start off by saying austin did we do we have anything to try to find who we would hire full-time for this thing? Did we give that any thought? Because a lot of people are sending me. I'm sure you guys got them too.

Like, oh, you did do something. I was saying we got a lot of those as well. I talked to Josh a little bit. He said he was going to put something together. I also put together a thing of almost job responsibilities. And then I think the best way to do it would be, we'll put an actual posting up. Like we'll put the link in the description.

It'll be in the episode. We'll go through the resumes, narrow it down to like people that actually qualified, do interviews with top, however many people. And then once we narrow it down from there, maybe bring the top five to 10 or on the show. Okay. So we will have something when the episode in this show

on how to apply because i'll tell you how not to apply and i i assume i speak for brie and josh you can't just dm like i'm not going through those that's not how we're going to do it so just dming me and being like i live breathe die bffs and i die for this job i do not care like i there's no way to go through that process you're going to have to follow what austin's going to put in and we'll narrow it down but just like sending i'd kill for this job like i don't care yeah when you said you need to eat sleep breathe bffs people took that as we were just going to hire someone because they're a fan of the pod which is yeah that's we were just going to hire someone because they're a fan of the pod, which is not the case. Yeah, that's what I was worried about.

We're going to hire someone who's qualified and actually has experience. Yeah, and like video, we don't – like who cares? This is a behind – this isn't like somebody who's trying to be the fourth camera on BFF. That's not what we're hiring for. So we'll have that info for those people who want to apply. I'm on a little tape delay here. Is it confusing to me? Yup, it is.

Like I hear myself talking, and then I see myself a second later talking. I'm just going to play through it, Austin. We could take you out and put you right back in if you want to do that. And then that'll fix it? It should, yeah. Let's see if that fixes it. I see the delay, too. I see the delay, too.

We all saw it, too. If you didn't see it, I was just talking. Yeah, we was just ignoring it. It's quite tough that fixes it. I see the delay too. I see the delay too. We all saw it too. If you didn't see it, I was just talking. No. Yeah, we was just ignoring it. It's quite tough to deal with. Oh, it's going to make you speak slower like that. You know, everything's going to have a little pause. All right.

Bless you. Thank you. Oh, he's gone. What a start to this podcast. I mean, wow. Yeah. What are we? 30 minutes in. 30 minutes in.

30 minutes in. And I don't really know if we started. We haven't. We just talked about Dave's dick in his toilet. Yeah. That was good. That was good content. That was good.

Hope he fixes that. Yeah. Yeah. That's an issue. I would hate to have like a 3 a.m. Man, I got to take. I guess I don't want to be shit at 3 a.m. Yeah.

Who takes a shit at 3 a.m.? That's weird gotta take... I guess I don't wanna be shitting at 3 a.m. Yeah, who takes a shit at 3 a.m.? That's weird. Unless you have time about late after a night of drinking. Yeah. Yeah.

That's true. There's not one point in the day I'd wanna sit down on my toilet and my dick be up against the edge of the seat though and me be peeing on my own dick.

Yeah, I guess I can't really understand the pain that you boys go through. Nah, see, this is why it's easy to be a woman. So easy. You'll never have to experience your dick going up against the edge of a toilet. I think it's worse.

Yeah. I make no sense why this is happening. It's the fuck of Miami house. It's bad juju. I've done it here this is this is i'm just watching myself not like my hands have been down for five minutes we've done so many awesome i can i can hide you so you don't see yourself at all this is awesome what about did you just take me out or take everybody why don't you try

to take everybody out and restart it once okay i just took you out so you wouldn't see yourself but yeah but just read totally fucking do it all right are we back yeah i don't know if i'm working i can't i don't see me yet to me me, you're still laggy. Damn. You know what I think it is, Dave? I think your computer is so low a battery right now that everything's just going slow. Dogs don't eat cat food. Okay, well.

So hopefully once it charges up a little bit more, it should be fine. But like when it's down that low, they kind of like lower the CPU so it just doesn't turn the computer off that's my only yes that's the only difference between that and every other one that we've ever done was your full battery usually so we did it didn't work oh austin's theory is i have a low computer battery so i lowered this cpus that's makes sense okay all right so are we good then yeah you don't

know i don't all right perfect all right do they see me still lagging yeah they'll still yeah okay well i'm sorry then we'll try to do our best here but i'm laggy because the theory is my computer has a low battery the usage whatever um headlines i thought we talked about this last time did we not taylor swift and travis kelsey are rumored to be hanging out i think it's gotten more no we didn't talk we had broke right after we recorded this is like all i see everywhere yeah they haven't been spawned together but it seems like everyone's talking about it travis kelsey scored a touchdown last week the announcer did a little like taylor swift joke he's like he found a blank space um after the eagles game jason kelsey said didn't know what was going on there, and Travi is having fun.

So, yeah, I don't – again, I don't see them as being the natural pair. I think where there's smoke, there's fire at this point. So something's going on because she hasn't denied it, and according to Kelly Keegs, she does deny stuff like this, like if it's not the truth. So whatever. Let her have some fun. Let Mother have some fun. He went to her show too.

I think, I mean, when you're Taylor Swift, it's like, who do you fucking date? She seems like she generally likes the in their feelings, artsy fartsy. He seems like, I met him, nice guy, but like the dumb jock type stereotype so it's not the most obvious fit but whatever i'm not against it maybe she's switching it up and yeah maybe she needs a little switch up yeah a little more upbeat just fun enjoying life physically active sports guy he's a hottie and he's funny cool i like it the the weird thing about it is like he's he had a dating show at one point he seems very he doesn't seem like somebody who would be into the secret relationship which so far it is but again i have no problem with it better than some of the other people i feel like

she's chosen um olivia rodrigo addressed the tale swift rumors and recent interview olivia rodrigo said she doesn't have beef with anyone i don't have beef with everyone i'm very chill i keep to myself i have my four friends and my mom and that's really the only people i ever talked to there's nothing to say uh olivia also said many twitter conspiracy said there are many twitter conspiracy theories but she only looks at conspiracy theory about aliens i don't hate that um olivia dress giving up writing credit sales swift on two songs and paramore for one i was a little caught off guard at the time it's very confusing i was green and bright eyed and bushy tailed olivia also said

that she wasn't involved in conversations about amending the credits it was more team to team not artist to artist that makes sense sure i feel-artist. That makes sense. Sure. I feel like that makes sense, right? Like when it comes to like credit on song or like who's going to get like a songwriting credit or stuff like that, that's typically not the artist going and talking to Taylor Swift. Like I feel like that's very much so a team-to-team situation. Do you get like paid or something for like if you're on it? Is it anything other than just, I guess? like if you write it for someone yeah like you get paid i've been people

have offered to me they're like if you do this you'll get like a writing credit on a show or a movie or whatever it is and it's like i don't give a fuck about that like they i've heard it posed as it's some great like thing and i've never understood what as some great, like, thing. And I've never understood what's so great about it. With songwriting, you get paid. You do. So she got a writing credit. She'd get, like, part of the residuals or something.

Yeah, I believe so. That's how it is. Yeah, as a songwriter, you are owed a performance royalty when a song you wrote is publicly performed or played on Trusted Radio online streaming service and, of course, live venues. Yeah. Okay. is publicly performed or played on Trusted Radio online streaming service and of course live venues. Yeah. Okay. Did Shakira copy Taylor Swift? Swifties are claiming that Shakira copied Taylor Swift era's logo after releasing a t-shirt with a similar design called

Shakira's iconic looks. Of course she copied her. Yeah. It looks copied down to the T. Yeah. I mean it's identical but who cares? Yeah, you're going to make the most popular thing. Yeah, and it's not like, oh, I'm going to now buy this Shakira and not Taylor Swift.

It's not like hurting Taylor, I don't think. No. She just saw a great idea, and she was like, oh, let me do a little Iconics look T-shirt. I think I may have, it's debatable, been accused of stealing a potential Taylor Swift look with my new Eris jacket. The back, we did a Barstool t-shirt.

So, yeah. MTV VMAs, NSYNC reunites. NSYNC was reunited for the first time in 10 years to award Taylor Swift the Best Pop Album. Taylor fangirled over NSYNC and wanted to know what they were doing. Re it was later revealed in sync record their first song together since 2002 better together for new uh trolls band together movie so um i guess they're in a movie yeah i mean i'm it were you an in sync fan yeah i wasn't. I'm a little bit older. I was more like Backstreet Boys.

Okay. Yeah, I don't think I was. I think I missed the mark on NSYNC. That was Timberlake. I would have thought that was like your jam. I think when I was around, Timberlake was doing the comedy romances. I think 30-year-olds are more into NSYNC. I think Timberlake was the comedy romance guy when me and brie were younger yeah and all the comedy he wasn't music you guys didn't have timberlake sexy back yeah yeah like when i was really young when i was really young but like i think i always thought he was more famous for like. You thought Timberlake was an actor. Damn.

Maybe time for me to retire off this show. Fuck. You guys think of Timberlake as an actor and dick in the box guy and stuff? Yeah. You know, like Friends with Benefits? Yeah. Good movie. Sexy Back is like one of those iconic albums ever made. I'm bringing Sexy Back.

Yeah. But I still would think of him as an actor. Like that tour he went on, that was the tour for like the year. Like Timberlake, it's like, ah, Timberlake, like girls going crazy. It's not just Sexy Back. He has like a bunch of songs. Yeah, he did. When he did the Super Bowl, I was like...

Because remember he did the Super Bowl halftime show? Yeah. That's when I was like, wait, what? That's crazy. I'm looking up right now all the other songs of Timberlake. Timberlake was the guy. He married Jessica Biel because he's the guy. I'm pretty sure I knew he was a musician, like an artist.

But I think I just was like, when he was doing a lot more of the comedy romance stuff and like movies, when I was like, you know, paying attention to the pop culture scene finally. I feel like when I was younger,

yeah, I heard his songs on the radio, but it's like, I was like however old, six, seven, I don't know. It's not like I was really paying attention to the celebrity shit going on. Yeah, I was watching him on the TV, the big screen. Yeah, that's crazy.

Suit and tie with Jay-Z. Sexy back. I can't believe it. All right. All right, fuck it. I'm just getting old. That's what happens. That's the circle of life.

It just is what it is. C'est la vie. My printer's now trying to print.lor swift breaks twelve thousand dollar ring taylor swift is wearing about a who fucking what that's the dumbest headline ever like she gives a fuck about twelve thousand dollar ring yeah that's like ten bucks of one buck to her yeah i was about to say didn't she just like give her truck drivers like 200 bands each like it was nothing awesome why do we care about a twelve thousand dollar ring just big stories from the thing it's just a twelve thousand dollar diamond on the floor of the vma somewhere oh that's kind of cool actually

that's a little twist someone could have walked out with a twelve thousand dollar diamond if they found it swift is just saying drunk taylor showed up to the awards swift he said that drunk taylor showed up uh at award shows infamous for drinking and dancing. Taylor also went viral for her reaction to a waiter bringing her over a drink. She always goes ham at these award shows. Yeah, she's always the drunk vibes dancing. I kind of love it, though. I always thought it was calculated.

I never was like, oh, my God, she's obliterated. I just thought she likes acting or showing. Me but then i was thinking about it she's touring so much this is probably like the only nights of fun she gets to have these things she went out to zero bond the other night with uh blake lively i saw that pic those pictures oh she like lively yeah uh i guess Lake Lively. I guess we have a compilation of Drunk Taylor. That's cool. Yeah, that is cool. she's feeling herself i know i love it So we think she's just shit-faced? Yeah. She knows every song.

I will say that. Yeah. I know. She does. I just think it's kind of awesome how she just doesn't care at all about her dancing skills. No, she's never been like the greatest dancer. No, but she kind of fucking rocks it anyways. Yeah, kind of iconic she looked really

good because she has the confidence even though it's kind of not great you know what i mean like but the confidence carries over and just makes me be like i'm vibing with it yep um still at the vma selena gomez reacts to chris brown the vmas had a rolling audience cam that caught senna going on his making face when chris brown's name announced, which she went viral for and said she would rather sit still than be made a meme. She tweeted or Instagram post or storied. I'll never be a meme again. I'd rather sit still than be dragged for being myself. Much love.

I guess this is the opposite of the Taylor Swift end of the spectrum. Yeah, and they're besties. Yeah, who's bad with being a meme like chris brown gets a free pass for being a piece of shit yeah wait what do you mean the shit out of rihanna oh and why does he get a free passes are you just saying he gets one like yeah i feel like he kind of gets one i feel like i agree he kind of did get did get one because maybe he's just good at dancing. Yeah, you're not saying you give him one. You're saying everyone did.

No, I'm saying that's like you should be canceled forever if you beat the shit out of him. Correct. People always want to say he was young. There's two sides to it. If you look at that picture, there's no coming back from that. Exactly. So that's why, like's selena care you made a mean mug face for chris brown you should that's like the reaction yeah that's why i'm confused that seems like it's like a good meme yeah i

would like retweet that of myself yes um scissor's manager pulled her out of our vmas performance i get that right sisa yeah you did you hit that thank you i think this is on point so she was intended to perform the vma vmas but our manager pulled her out after mtv announced nomination and sisa was not up for artist of the year which taylor swift ended up winning says the manager called her snub disrespectful said it didn't make any sense and that some artists were nominated were off cycle meaning they didn't release an album this year um i don't know about enough about sys's work but i can take this one okay go sys uh this was sys's best year ever her album was like top of the charts every song crazy crushed it like her best year ever selling out and fucking shakira

and carol g i'm a big nicki minaj fan but she didn't even put anything out like it doesn't make any sense scissor should have obviously taylor swift was gonna win but scissor should have been nominated okay yeah i agree i agree with that 100 she should have definitely been nominated uh there's some people on here that are like, why? Compelling case. Yeah, compelling case. I mean, if you look at her accolades, it's on the sheet. Like, having 10 weeks on Top Billboard's 200 albums charts with her album,

and it made history as the longest-leading number one of the 21st century thus far on Billboard's R&B and hip-hop album charts. So what do they have against SZA? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It must be a politics thing. Maybe she didn't, but it's weird to be stuck up enough to perform at our show, but we're not going to not.

That's, that's what I'm thinking too. Why ask for himself? He got people backed them up in the last episode or the other day. We're like, that is a normal comment that I would always know. I didn't trash you. I'm just saying you're feeling yourself.

Feeling myself. Feeling myself. Feeling myself. Because people always rush to his defense like, oh, let Austin speak. People think I'm abused or something. I promise I'm okay, guys. They probably think Dave's got Austin locked up in a closet somewhere in his mansion. That's why it's got the black screen and everything.

That's awesome. Justice for SZA and Austin VMAs looks, um, we don't, I don't think you have to go through all of them. I think Selena looked unbelievable. Yeah. She looks,

she always does. Same. I feel like, no looks insane. Does she? No, I feel like she's back, though. I feel like she went through a phase where she was like, I don't care. She had lupus or something like that, didn't she? She still has lupus. Well, yeah, it didn't go away.

I'm saying I feel like she's back to her OG self. Yeah, but she always looks good. She definitely went through a phase where i think she put on some lbs nothing wrong with that but i think that was because of the lupus it was she still she still looked good then but like she feels like she looks just like more confident and happy now but i think she always selena selena's my girl that's the thing i think she's gorgeous but i had a poster in my grade two when i saw her i'm like oh that's like prime time selena like throwing like 101 on the black like she looked really good um taylor looked good any other looks oh olivia rod olivia rodrigo's

dress was crazy there's like a video of it, and she's just shining. You could see her from outer space. I was watching a performance of, was it Kelly Ballerini? And her dress transformed in the middle of the song. Kelsey Ballerini, she ripped it off, and it turned into a little black one. Yeah, that was sick. Is Doja Cat naked? Looks like it.

She's out of her mind. Not because of that dress. Yeah, she's naked. Looks like she's wearing cobwebs. I think she's naked. She's fully naked. Body's insane. Look good, Doja.

Naked. Nelly Furtado. Do you guys know who that is? Furtado? Nope. Nelly Furtado. Damn. White flag? Is that white flag, is? Furtado? Nope. Nelly Furtado. Damn. White flag?

Is that white flag Nelly Furtado? No, that's Dido. Wait, is Nelly Furtado? Hey. Nelly Furtado is awesome. Is it the boy or the girl? Oh, damn. Oh, it's a girl.

It's Nelly Furtado and Timbaland. Oh, okay. What was that Furtado and Timbaland oh okay what was that and who Timbaland I don't know who that is what

Josh is making fun of me and I don't get it no no no no you got it wait do you do you know Timbaland

if you're gonna laugh at something no it's Timbaland you got it Nelly Furtado is fucking awesome If you're going to laugh at something. No, it's Timbaland. You got it. Nelly Furtado is fucking awesome. And like gorgeous. She's a singer.

Furtado. Isn't that like a fruit? Ollie, get down. Furtado. Down. Furtado, that's a fruit. No. Potato. Furtado, I feel feel like is like an egg sandwich.

Oh. Promiscuous Boy. Oh my God, I love that song. And she does that with Timbaland. Oh, I know every lyric to that song. Yeah. Promiscuous Boy. Tell me what you want.

Yeah, that's a banger. And ironically... Oh, it is eggs, isn't it? Yeah, that's a banger. Ironically. Oh, it is eggs, isn't it? Yeah, I told you. Ironically, on the cover here of Spotify, it's her, Timbaland, and Timbalake. Oh, Timbalake, Timbaland, Nellie, let's go. That's my era.

That's your era. Nellie Furtado is crazy pretty. People think Madison Beer's new song is about scuda braun madison beer lifetime sour puss to this podcast um every time her name comes up you just drag her through the dirt on this spot well it's because she said yes and i met her i know why she said yes and then she just keeps saying no and we'll do everything else you know it's great it's great every time i run into nick austin we're having like a poker match or something is that his girlfriend yeah well yeah madison beard is nick's girlfriend got it yeah i met him too yeah i feel like it was one of those things where it's in person and you just like say yes because she's too awkward to say no. She was like, yeah, I'll do it.

But she came up to us. And she was like, I want to come on. It was right after I confused her with James Charles. Yeah. And she's like, oh, yeah, I'll come on the podcast. She's like, I'm down to earth. I'm like a New York girl. I'd love to do it.

It's like, all right, well, I put that in the bank. She's like, I'm down to earth. I'm like a New York girl. I'd love to do it. It's like, all right, well, I put that in the bank. That was a deposit you made in the BFF bank. Yeah, that check was going to be cash. I've tried to cash out like 100 times. Keep bouncing check. Yeah. So Madison Beer released a new album last Friday, and people believe her song, King of Everything,

is about Scooter Braun. Ooh. Oh. All right, let's watch the part, I guess. Maybe we finally can figure out what he's doing then. We can just look at the lyrics to the whole song. Okay, well, all right. Okay.

Look at you go, walking on everyone like stepping stones, building a home made up of gold, of people you hurt. Bridges to Hollywood you took then burned. I hope it was worth it what you get you deserve it baby you're king of everything building castles in the sand that crumbles in your hands baby you're the king of everything and right now you're the man but no one gives a damn when the rain came pouring down to wash away a crown you're the king of nothing now look what you've done taking advantage of people so young riding the whole world on everyone's lows. Ooh, easy come, easy go.

Thought the view from the top would be different than the stone cold bed that you made. Now you sleep alone in it. Wow. Bars. Damn, yeah. It sounded a little bit like Taylor Swift's song. A castle's crumbling or whatever.

Maybe they're all coming against Scooter Braun Taylor Swift's song. A castle's crumbling or whatever. I don't really know. Maybe they're all coming against Scooter Braun because Hailey Bieber commented on it too and was like, well, I think. Honestly, if the Biebers hate Scooter Braun, Scooter Braun has to be the biggest piece of shit. There's certain relationships that span such a long amount of time where as i don't care if everybody else bailed on scooter brawn

as long as b-bro was like tight and like nah i got my guys back i've been like all right whatever i that's a long relationship and you're still but if b-ber pails on you it would be like gas for me like bald paul being like dave's a piece of shit or me and grace splitting up yes yeah like if your og person turns on you and is validating it then it's major red flags yeah you're bad you're bad guy how often do men think about the roman empire silvano was asking me about this i asked zach in the car and he was like every day for real yeah he was like a lot like i never started going you're actually actually never have ever thought about the roman empire i mean if i'm watching gladiator i feel like it kind of just like comes up. What? Really?

Not like it's like I'm thinking of it on the daily. I'm not going to front. I'm not going to be a liar. If I'm watching movies, I do. There's no way, though. There's no way four times a month I'm not thinking about the Roman Empire. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not.

That dog's so cute. He's just looking out the window. Jack, come on, buddy. And this led to actually a little squabble that Silvana and I had because I don't know how this question led to another, but she was smoking. She came in. I was watching football, and she's like,

what do you think of the Chinese stealing our information? I'm like, what? That's a fucking ridiculous question. Then she got insulted that I didn't take the question seriously, and it turned into a real fight. It was like during the Colorado game. It's like, what are you even talking about what she just walked in like high as shit being like hey yo what do you think about the chinese stealing our info yeah yes she was like mad she's like you don't take me seriously when I'm high. It's like, I'm just watching.

That's so funny. That's funny. Dog missing at the Atlanta airport was found. 22 days after going missing, the dog was lost in the Atlanta International Airport was found. Well, that's good. An American volunteer pet rescuer, Robin Algood, became her own search for the dog.

Robin was contacted by FedEx employeem. one morning, found the dog in Atlanta Airport Cargo Facility. Robin refused, rushed to the location, waited 12 hours for the dog to be returned. Delta paid for the... What? Remember how we were freaking out about this last week or whenever we talked about it? Yeah. So I guess the lady was getting deported and that's why like they like were they took her dog it wasn't like she left the dog or something like that like she had no other way to go about it like they took her dog she got

deported where i don't know the comments were just mad at us they were like do your fucking research she was fucking deported you idiots dude don't even well to be fair they shouldn't be calling us idiots we just read what's on the sheet that's fair facts well you that's why i would need full research on every single one of these stories well well then hey you have no problem chipping in and making your voice heard so why didn't you do it on that one i didn't i didn't see it on the sheet dev just pointed viciously and said that was on the sheet so i was just a vicious well dev has a microphone too yeah dev maybe she doesn't have a microphone i can't maybe i don't know i'm not there in the office does dev have a microphone yeah but it's not usually on because it does background noise

okay uh hailey berry did not appreciate appreciate Drake using a picture of her promo. Drake released a new single called Slime You Out with SZA last week and promoted it using a picture of Haley Berry covered in slime from the 2012 Kids' Choice Awards. Haley Berry later posted a quote on Instagram about being the bigger person when she revealed. Wait. Haley Berry later posted a quote on Instagram about being the bigger person

where she revealed she was not happy with Drake using a picture after she asked him not to fans pointed out uh the photo is technically owned by getty and not hayley herself it seems hayley didn't love to use the picture because slime you is not meant to be pg another fan said she should be happy because it made her relevant again but she said she didn't care about relevancy fuck that fan hailey berry is relevant for life yeah it's a hallie i sat next to her at um ufc new york yeah why are you guys smirking because i pronounced it wrong well it's just weird to say she's relevant for life and then mispronounce well i know i'm not a name guy and i'm relevant for life and then mispronounced. Well, I know. I'm not a name guy. Haley is relevant for life. Haley Berry. Haley Berry.

Haley. If you can get SZA, you can get Haley. Yeah, you got it. Haley. Haley. I mean, it's spelt the same way. Is it? How would you pronounce Haley versus Haley?

Haley, I would add a Y. Haley would be H-A-i-l-e-y haley baber i think she's right but she's relevant for life you're right i i love now you're in my head i love haley berry love yes mummified aliens have been unboxed in mexico during an official congress meeting mexico two mummified aliens were been unboxed in Mexico. During an official congress meeting in Mexico, two mummified aliens were unboxed that are said to be 1,000 years old from the algae mines in Curacao, Peru.

Jamie Massaman, who studies UFO and revealed the body, said that scientists at the Autonomous National University of Mexico checked the samples through radiocarbon, dating to research their DNA. I saw this. I love aliens. I'll be like team olivia rodrigo conspiracy theories all that this this motherfucker just looks exactly like et i know like very similar it's so tiny too but doesn't that kind of add up a little bit that the government would

have been known about these aliens who do you you think gave Steven Spielberg the idea? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Now, you guys, that's what's crazy. I never get a vibe on you two. Like, you know E.T., but you don't know Justin Timberlake was a singer? Like, how does that work? No, I knew Justin Timberlake was a singer.

E.T.'s like one of the biggest movies in the world. Yeah, E.T.'s the best writer in Universal. Timberlake was one of the biggest singers in the world. How many biggest singers in the world yeah it's the best one of the biggest singers in the world but how many like i i don't i i could be wrong but like timberlake was et big i'm not saying he wasn't i know exactly who justin timberlake is well but you you think he's like an actor well i never said that brie said that i said no no i said like i i think actor first when i thought of him when i was younger like i was like he's in my movies that i'm watching he's an actor okay fit first day of

school outfits go viral there's a school right across from the office of our office in manhattan i don't know why fit outfits would go viral it's a fashion institute of course the kids are going to drop fits all over your face is that a marilyn manson on the left yeah that's the craziest one i feel like the other ones are pretty regular but yeah if it's a fashion school yeah what do you expect that would be so stressful to have to have to fit it up every day for school. Every day, geez. But, I mean, if you go to FIT, that's probably like your jam. Yeah, that's true.

Lilo Pons and Harry Josie join Dancing with the Stars. Okay. Good for Harry. He's staying. I thought he'd be kind of died out by now, but he keeps his name in the headlines pretty good. I think girls just love him. Is that it?

Yeah. Good looking guy. And he always spills the tea, too. Okay. Pete Davidson wants to hook up with Britney Spears. This would be an unreal. They probably will. Yeah.

Because she's single now. Yeah. Vanderpump rules updates tom sandoval i know cheated a longtime partner ariana with best friends raquel tom raquel and lona together and she has not rejoined the show josh is off the show after sandoval publicly wished raquel happy birthday on instagram raquel posted a screenshot blocking because the two are seemingly not a good terms um in interview sandoval called raquel thirsty and immature for the block in the same interview sandoval said he would be voting for his ex arianda on the upcoming season dancing with the tv stars oh they're both on it no way but all of that raquel for nothing you idiot they didn't even end up with tom yeah but it's like for show they're

both like more popular like fucking sandoval's on wait is sandoval on who's on dancing with the stars no they would never let sin they're just like publicly hated oh no tom sandoval is on i saw the preview i knew i was getting dancing with the stars no he's on another network reality show like it's about like survival or something like uh uh it special i know survivor thank you special forces oh i've seen that jojo siwa did that yeah who else yeah so he's on that okay he's an f-list star yeah uh wait he's a what star f-list like he's not a real star yeah you know how your boyfriend's like an a-list star he's an f yeah hugh jackman and deborah deborah lee divorce of 27 years oh what are we just going sad trombone music what's the point of this heck why is this on the sheet?

There's a debate. There's a debate whether like after 27 years of marriage, like why get divorced? Oh, I don't, I don't agree with that. Yeah. Why wouldn't you? You're miserable.

You're not happy. You're not happy. Also 27 years of marriage and you get divorced. Do you think you can chalk that up to a successful marriage? Cause 27 years is like a really long time. Great question, philosopher. To spend with one person, could a 27-year marriage be a successful marriage if you call it off after 27? No.

I always have a weird take on this. The whole point of marriage is forever. I get that. I agree. I get that, and I do agree with that. But if they really gave it their all for 27 years they raised two great kids like and then you know they just felt like they would be happier with other people i don't know if that necessarily is like i agree with you sort of i mean successful

in the sense of like raised beautiful children have happy memories but the marriage is not successful as yeah but what if they're still like best friends yeah like who's to say it was like a cheating scandal that ended their marriage it could have just been a like growing apart and that's just going to lead to them maybe actually being happier and finding whoever their partner's supposed to be for the rest of their lives yeah so it was an unsuccessful marriage yeah i don't know. I guess I don't. Yeah, I see both sides. I see what you're saying.

But like, it's if you if you're black and white about it. Yes. Unsuccessful marriage because marriage is supposed to be from the beginning to the end. So it's unsuccessful in that regard. Black and white. But if you are someone that is open minded and looks a little bit into the gray area, I think you could see that could be successful in a way i don't want i don't want to get a divorce after 27 years when

i get married i'm not saying that i don't like obviously when i get married i want my marriage to be forever but 27 years two kids i think that could be chalked up to it seems even more unsuccessful though to get divorced after 27 years It's like I'd rather get divorced after two or three than do a whole 30 fucking years together and then end it. Yeah, I don't know. It's like, is it better to have love than loss or never loved at all? Deep. Bars. That was deep.

Is listening to Joe Rogan's pod a turnoff? Change research. Don't trust them. This is why I don't trust change research. They interviewed 1,000 people. 1,000 registered voters between the ages of 18 and 34. 55% of women said it was a turnoff. Their partner listened.

Joe Rogan, experience. Yeah, that's not enough people. No, and registered voters, who knows what Joe Rogan's crowd is like, I'm not actually a registered voter right now. Um, no, I say it would be a turnoff though. It would not. If your boyfriend was on it, I was on it. I know.

But like if you're intently, if you guys were on it, do you listen to it every week? No, I don't. But I'm talking talking about i'm talking about listeners no i'm talking about listeners that like like are like joe rogan is bible like i get the difference between maybe like tuning in to when it's someone that you love on the show but a lot of guys that listen to it are like joe rogan or die do you know what mean? Why can't guys have anything? Yeah, I feel like you could say that about a lot of things. Like, is it a turnoff if your boyfriend, like, wears face paint and shoulder pads and goes to the Raiders game every week?

Like, maybe, but like. We can't have nothing, bro. We can't have one thing that we just, like, dive into and just want to cheer for, you know? Why do you listen every week, Josh? I don't. I'm just saying there's probably guys out there that just make them a bad guy because they listen to joe rogan i didn't say it makes them a bad guy you just said you were turned off from them sexually if they listen to joe rogan every week if they're like joe rogan or die like there's so many people that like there's people that are like brianna chicken fryer die so should all those women just

be like because they tune into your podcast every week yeah that you could say that i could have my opinion they could have theirs wow speaking of podcasts alex earl's starting own podcast she is uh alex cooper's patch it passing the torch i know what that means because cooper's still doing hers but alex is teasing Hot Mess. Do I have a boyfriend? That is the subject. First episode, I think. That's the poll.

Hot Mess. So do you think it's the same show as Alex Cooper's, but just with Alex Cooper? Like old school Alex Cooper, and when they were like, it was pretty graphic when it was with us. Like Call Her Daddy used to yeah far more raunchy than what she switched to now i could see alex doing that i don't you know i don't know how good it would be i mean alex cooper was talented we'll see if alex is good so i wonder if they brought up i know it's

on the podcast alex earl was like a big barstool person like that's how she got into color daddy so i guess it doesn't surprise me yeah i'm excited to i've never heard of podcasting but i'm sure it'll be good yeah uh uh this murderer was on the loose we caught him i don't know it's like it was the murderer that we looked at last week that like was able to like spiderMan his way out. They caught him. They got caught. So it was just, you know, because we were reading it and we were like, what are we supposed to do?

Cheer for this guy? Like, why are we reading this headline about a man escaping from jail that's a known murderer? But he was caught. So that's good. Good. We don't want murderers on the loose. No, we don't want that. We don't want that.

Unless it's Halloween for haunted houses. and then you can kill one one it's almost it's almost spooky season wait do you guys go do you guys like haunted houses do you go to them we've talked about it no i i know i went to uh halloween horror nights. Oh, you did. You hated it last year. Yeah. Lines are too big. Moving along at the pace. No one gets murdered, so I know you can't touch me. No one gets murdered. So you would only like it if someone got murdered. What's that one haunted house?

What? What's the one haunted house that's, like, super fucked up? You got to sign a bunch of waivers to go to it and they like one torture you and in that guy's house quit yeah and it's in just in the guy's backyard yeah i know there's a documentary about it why don't you go do that dave well i don't like being scared to be honest so i won't do it either way but i'm just not scared when i do it i would not sign up for the murder one i just saying for those people like like that, do it. TikTok goes viral of little girl cutting her hair. TikTok has been compared to a coming-of-age movie after an older sister is filmed in Un-Get-Ready-With-Me.

Filming in Un-Get-Ready-With-Me? I don't know what that is. It's like Get Ready for Bed. Oh, got it. Take your makeup off, do skincare together. Is that like a thing? Yeah. I do those a lot.

No, I've been doing them for like a year. Okay, I like that. Her little sister cuts botched bangs on herself and they're caught by their mom trying to fix them. Okay, let's see it. I don't... I may not get this because I'm not like... This is...

For what? Something. Be careful. And then after that, I'm going to put just lotion. Daddy said come right here. Tomorrow's picture day. Nothing. We're just...

I'm trying to find a new hairstyle for her. Because tomorrow's picture is another other thing. Close my door now. Tomorrow's picture is... I didn't do anything. I'm trying to find a new Thing stupid I said up here If mom finds out she's gonna kill you I need a search up how to cut bangs. Oh! I'm in trouble! Come here. Hey, hey, hey, listen, listen. Don't come home because I'm going to hit you three times, okay?

Oh, wow. Those are cute! You look like Hermione from Harry Potter. What are you doing? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's the third time is that here whose idea was that Valentina

I just fixed it for you go show your dad pray for them that was adorable I almost feel like we were getting put on though you think that they were fake it wasn't real I don't trust anything I'm so jaded that it was fake it wasn't real i don't trust

anything i'm so jaded now it was a little too like always doing it to the camera edited cut i don't know this is a six minute video it was for the most part not edited okay okay so we edited okay yeah we cut it down fine fine good family beautiful japanese company makes caffeinated noodles after a population of gamers has passed 50 million japan japanese noodle company nissan is that like the car company is making a caffeinated version of cup noodles for gamers who want to stay up late good idea i feel like, back in the day, Dave, would have eaten these in the Milton office, pounded these shits. Caffeine noodles,

big Dunkin' Donuts, 100%. I wonder what they taste like. It's soup-free. There's two soup-free flavors as well. Garlic and black pepper, yicca saba, so there's no soup in it so it doesn't spill on your controller. They thought this through.

Wow. Does caffeine, like, have taste, though? No, right? Well, I guess no because, yeah, no. I mean, it probably tastes like something, right? Well, I mean, it's in, like, every drink. Yeah, but then that's why they put, like, sugar and other flavor shit in there, no? Well, yeah, that's why they're going to put these noodle pork shit to cover the caffeine.

Honestly, I took a little Adderall today because I was tired. I wanted to be on point for you guys. So if like I appreciate that. I was laying off the caffeine for a while or the Adderall, and I've started to pick it up because I need to be on. My brain needs to be clicking. Oh, maybe we should try these then all together. I'd eat some caffeinated noodles for sure.

Okay, let's try them together. I'll give it a go. Cool. I'll order some. We have those stacker pills, too, that we have. We need them, too. Columbus Blue Jackets coach Mike Babcock resigned. Josh, curious if you saw this.

This is actually our guy spitting chiclets. You saw this, and this is actually our guy, Spittin' Chicklets. So Biz basically told a story on Spittin' Chicklets that Mike Babcock asked their players, like, when he met them, hey, give me your cell phone, and he was, like, air-playing the pictures on his TV, and Biz was like, fuck him. You can't do that. his TV and biz is like fuck him you can't do that a lot of people initially in hockey media like biz shouldn't talk about he doesn't know he's talking

about it's not true and then the story escalated and it turns out it was true and Mike Babcock has resigned before even coached a game all on biz and went and spit and shit wait wait he would take their phones and play their pictures

yes and now the coach was like this is my way of getting to know you like i want to see your family your dog what some of the players were like yeah this is overblown it came out like the younger players thought it was really like an invasion of privacy like what do you mean do it in front of what do you do it in front of everyone or like oh single i believe like it was so what if the kids had like like yeah yeah yeah or like their girlfriends nudes or something that's crazy like if you got my phone i did at one point send a picture of sylvana when i was trying to explain the bathroom problem it was like me sitting oh god yeah like that you that'd be like what is this picture just dick pressed up against the bowl it's gonna be like the worst like sex thing dick pic picture ever like i was so mad

it's like the bullet i'm fishing what are you talking about i'm like trust me it's we need a toilet so yeah he got fired um good for biz yeah yeah let's go biz bff's corner we don't have well we got a little bit uh we already talked about brie being in brunette yes i called out the new york post yeah because i've noticed this like well i don't know what they're trying to accomplish they should like yasmin bleeth was you know a legendary like beauty she's on baywatch absolutely gorgeous they just post a picture of her it's like yeah she's not as pretty she you you're comparing her from 25 to 55 like no shit 55 getting grocery like she's walking to a car yeah i don't understand the point of that and they did the same kind of thing earlier with um

kate moss yeah kate moss it, yeah, she's 30 years older. No shit. She doesn't look the same. No shit. Yeah, she's aging. And she still looks like, look at those cheekbones. It's crazy. What is this Landon Barker?

Landon Barker posts and deletes a TikTok showing BFFs as his last regret. Some people believe Landon's joking per the song or saying he regretted it because of the fan reaction. I don't think he really regretted it, he i don't think so let's see the video yeah that's definitely more sound promo yeah silly, silly, goofy. Yeah, he's like, oh, this will get good likes for the song and everything like that. Yeah, 100%. I agree. We already talked about anyone who wants to apply for the job. Seriously, Austin, you're going to put in how to do it.

Yep. Yeah. Okay. That's the episode. That's BFFs.