BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DID BRI TELL TAYLOR SWIFT ABOUT DAVE? — BFFs EP. 162
Episode Date: February 8, 2024The BFFs are reunited for Super Bowl week. Bri discusses her time at the Grammys, and we find out whether she met Taylor, or failed Dave. We then get into this week's headlines - Taylor Swift announce...s her new album, the Drake video leak, Adin Ross' card game, Austin McBroom's new song, Shane Gillis hosting SNL, Larry David attacking Elmo, Jake Gyllenhaal shut a movie down after 4 days, Lisa Ann was arrested at Matt Rife's show, and more. We end with BFFs corner where everyone forgot Josh's birthday, Josh was seen talking with Nessa at Spotify's Best New Artist party, Bri broke Dry January in Paris, and Dave stuns in a $6K Prada fit. Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com CeraVe: Check out https://www.iamcerave.com/ to see how Michael claimed he developed CeraVe. Visible: Switch now at https://www.visible.com Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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New episode of Rundown.
We're live from Las Vegas.
BFFs. Vegas?
What did I say? You said Rundown. I've done that before. We are live to that. New episode of Rundown. We're live from Las Vegas. BFFs. Vegas. What did I say?
You said Rundown.
I've done that before.
We are live from Vegas.
BFFs all together.
When is the last time we've been in the same room?
When we did Canes, but not for an episode.
Yeah, we did an episode of Canes.
We got the welcome.
Oh, we did.
We did.
Yeah, we did.
Welcome Bree, Josh, and Dave.
BFFs, Lil Studio.
It stinks in this room.
I know.
It does.
All these rooms smell.
This hotel's scary.
A little damp almost.
All right.
Big episode of BFFs.
We'll start with you, Bree.
The Grammys, I mean, to say you were front and center would be like a disservice to how
front and center you were.
Clearly, they thought Zach was going to win his category because I don't think- But center you were clearly i thought zach was going to win
his category because i don't i think but i don't know they know who's going to win but they see
i think they have to see based on who they think is going to win yeah and he had his the best seat
in the house and i started off being like the support of bff yeah you did you started nice i
saw some nice videos yeah and then I saw the seating chart
and I started seeing videos
and it looked like Taylor Swift
was in your fucking lap.
Was it?
It wasn't as close as it looked.
It looked like you guys
were brushing shoulders.
Okay, so there was,
it was me and Zach
who were the front and center table
and then there was one table
in between us
and then Taylor Swift
was over here.
So how did that picture
that came out
like and that was an alex earl video actually she wait what this screenshot oh okay alex you
didn't see it no i did i did alex earl was out up in the nosebleeds it looked like and like she did
a video when amelie was going being like oh people are dancing and i mean we were close how do you
explain that was that as close as it seemed i turned around and it's taylor swift whoa it was
crazy i turn around it's oprah beyonce like we were the front oprah was behind me beyonce was
behind me it was fucking crazy so i don't know what i was expecting to happen and i didn't want to like make you and
zach's night about me but it became about me because taylor you were so fucking close
and i you you texted me you're like i tried to say hello i did but she's all over the internet
saying hello with people i know no okay so. Okay. So listen, people's moms,
every day.
I could have,
but there's when commercial break happens,
there's like 35 seconds.
You can stand up,
you can talk.
And then it's like,
get back to your seat right now,
right now.
So I had a couple of drinks to me finally.
Cause in the beginning I'm like,
there's no way I'm talking to Taylor Swift.
And then I was like,
okay,
fuck it,
fuck it.
Why not?
So I get a couple of drinks to me.
Commercial break goes,
I walk over.
I'm like behind Taylor Swift's table.
She's like talking to a bunch of people.
And I like go to talk to her.
And her security's like one second.
So I'm standing there waiting.
And then they're like commercial break.
And I go back.
I'm like I'm not doing that again because that was embarrassing.
So you tried once.
I tried once.
I tried once.
Oh.
What would you even want me to say though? Because I was standing there.
And I'm like fuck.
When she turns around.
I have a friend named Dave.
I think she's aware. That's what I know. Because oh I'm like fuck I have a friend named Dave who I think she's aware
That's what I know
Because oh by the way I have to do a public apology to my source
Oh okay why
So my source and I
Well she doesn't want to be called the source
She want to be called full name
Or no she doesn't
She thinks source indicates mole
Spy
Kind of
So I have to clarify, my mole, my source, whatever you want to call her, my friend,
does not give me Taylor Swift personal, nothing.
So that's what she's like, the Swifties are coming after me being like, why are you giving
all these?
She hasn't done that.
Yeah.
I say she's my source.
I should say, I think she's my source i should say i think she's my
down the road connect connect maybe connect but she hasn't given me anything so we're we're back
on good terms i actually oh good did reach out i'm like you see breeze there like i think she's
gonna get me the intro but you also told me that taylor's team told me to shut up so i was like
standing there like i can't go over there well yeah because you said you thought
their relationship may have been performative yeah so then i was like i'm not going over on
my behalf you're a vessel i know i know and i tried and i stood there and i said oh my god
what am i gonna say and then it was time to sit back what would you have said i don't know and
that's what right when i was sitting there was like fuck i didn't even think about this i do a
podcast my friend baby loves you well i was gonna say hey you probably know if you don't my best
friend dave loves you and then i would have worked sit back probably know if you don't, my best friend Dave loves you.
That would have worked.
I know.
I don't know if it didn't happen, though.
So I saw you with Olivia Rodrigo.
Yes. Being like, she's a doll.
She was the sweetest girl in the world.
She's a doll.
Did you use that word?
No, I didn't.
But she was a doll.
What did she say?
It's on the sheet.
I said she was the sweetest person on earth.
On earth.
She was so nice.
And she's like an angel.
Fallen. She's beautiful. Did she so nice. And she's like an angel. Fallen.
She's beautiful.
Did she know who you were?
I don't know.
Did anyone surprise you that they're like, oh, Brie.
I didn't really talk.
The only people I talked to were Ed Sheeran and Olivia Rodrigo.
Name drop.
Yeah.
No, but like.
No, but everyone thinks I like talked to all of these celebrities.
We didn't really talk to anyone.
We just kind of sat there and we were in the thing, know right right did he care that he lost i know he won one
he did win one which kind of sucks it wasn't a televised one bullshit i saw you say it before
the show that he won yeah he won and it kind of sucked because he wanted he wanted obviously to
win the album one but he didn't everyone said he got snubbed yeah i mean like every comment section
was like what the hell yeah it was definitely
um sad yeah i think he had the best album for sure well i mean he's your boyfriend um but it's
just in the category i think even the people that should have been nominated weren't even
nominated in that category i really wish like i could see him perform like in vegas or something
are you gonna be here are you gonna be here what what are you gonna be here friday yeah i leave sunday morning oh wow are you gonna be here friday yeah did you know that
i actually i didn't even get told about it can you believe that there's it's a private show
it's a private show i i have a friend who works for do you hear what she said it's a private show
yeah like we're not in on that little group. That's crazy. That's crazy.
How'd you guys find out?
No, but it's not like a concert. It's not like a concert.
It's not like one of the fun, like a big concert.
It's like a more intimate show.
That sounds like more up there's alley than a concert.
An intimate night with Zach Bryan.
Yeah.
Well, if you guys, do you guys want to come?
Oh, the person who told me about it,
it's like it's a private show.
I'm like, well, it's weird because one of my BFFs dates him.
She hasn't mentioned it though.
So that's crazy.
Well, okay.
Also, everyone in Barstool is leaving here on Friday.
Huh.
So I assumed you were leaving.
No, I'm leaving Sunday morning.
I'm staying for the show.
I think I might be here until Monday even.
Yeah, you said that before.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, actually, I don't know.
I haven't seen you guys yet.
I have this fun show Friday night if you guys want to come.
Intimate Night with Zach Bryan.
Yeah.
What time is it at?
My family's going to be there too.
Like 7, I think.
Oh, it's early.
How many people is Intimate?
500, I heard.
5,000.
5,000?
Oh, maybe it's 500.
Wait.
5,000.
They didn't get an invite to a 5,000 show.
We didn't get invited.
Maybe it's 500.
She didn't even tell us about it.
Didn't even tell us about it.
I didn't know you guys were going to be here.
You knew we were going to be here.
This podcast was scheduled.
Well, guys, we're all going together.
At least you got invited to the first one.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
I didn't get that one either.
I wasn't dating him then yet.
Yeah.
So it makes it even actually worse that we didn't get him to this one.
But I just invited you guys.
I didn't know you would want to go.
This feels like a pity invite.
Isn't he like the number one country star?
I love and I've said this a million times.
I like the ability to say no.
I do have a dinner.
I don't know.
I'd love to.
I've never seen.
I'd love to go.
I would love to go.
Okay. Is it 7 p.m that's when it is i
think so let me get confirmation and i'll text you guys yeah i did make plans for dinner that i
well you're in vegas all weekend maybe you can move dinner who's the dinner when grotman's like
komodo at fountain blue he's a he's a you're always with you're always with grotman you're never at that concert this one's different why because it's that like the new hotel oh okay well you want to come down
but i would like to see an intimate like who gets invited to that it's crazy i heard it i have a
friend who works for i believe the company throwing he's like i he's like i'll see zach
bryan like huh he's like yeah intimate night with zach bryan i was like i don't know what you're
talking about you're like you're in Vegas.
It was just stunning really.
While I was out here simping for you.
I didn't know you were going to be here.
I'm genuinely,
I didn't.
Everyone,
everyone from Marshall said they were leaving Friday.
We're recording an interview on Friday.
I know.
And then everyone else is leaving.
Oh yeah.
That's even crazier.
But I'm staying here for the show.
So I'm in Vegas until Sunday.
Friday, we literally have
okay that got
that got confirmed
what yesterday
the day before
no that's been on the calendar
for a while
no he texted me
two days ago
and said confirmed
two days ago
I won't hold it
we could have got them
by two days ago though
yes
yeah
instant
instantly
if they didn't bring it up
would you have ever mentioned it
yes
if I knew you guys
were going to be here
yes 100%
but we have an interview Friday with you.
Yeah, and then it would have dawned on me, and I would have been like, guys, come on.
Two days ago, it should have dawned on you.
What else about should we know about the Grammys?
Yeah, anything else that we're not invited to.
Josh has done, obviously, I feel like you've done a lot of this stuff, but not.
Well, I was plus one.
I haven't been dating a Grammy winner
and not like
in the middle of all of it
the front row was crazy
well dude it was crazy
so when you have like the plus ones
just have there's assigned seat numbers
where the people have to sit and before you
come on camera the camera crews come up
to you and they're like you're going to be on camera in two minutes
make sure to do reaction make sure to do that
so like they know every time before they're going to be on camera in two minutes make sure to do reaction make sure to do that so like they know every time before they're going to be
on camera were you on camera at all during the show that did they i didn't know no they were
like casey and zach sit down so that you could be on camera type of thing i didn't i'm an idiot i
didn't know who casey musgraves was i didn't realize that that's who he won the grammy with
yeah they're song together yeah and they were clearly now it makes sense they were showing
her and him as opposed to you but every time they got close to you your face just didn't make it i
know it was them too i was in the back of a lot of shots yeah i think you were getting the barstool
treatment that's what i was people like you can't be serious like no i mean yeah i don't know you
should yeah i don't know so i tell you what like a takeaways we have to know i mean it seems like
a pretty serious perfect i love miley oh my god that was that was my number one thing because she doesn't tour anymore so she that was
her first time performing live and like ever she's great insane stunning it was just like
incredible to be in that room like of greatness of people and everyone seems so like nice
did taylor like feel like she was in a different like it was taylor than everybody else
taylor was like always standing up when people were sitting down super tall right Like she was in a different, like it was Taylor and everybody else.
Taylor was like always standing up when people were sitting down.
She's super tall, right?
Yeah, she's super tall.
She came in late.
So that was a thing.
That seemed like that was though planned as part of the show.
I know, but I don't know.
I don't know if she like wanted it like that. A bunch of people came in late and then they like made it a part of the show and it kind of foreshadowed like who was going to win each thing.
Like it was obvious she was going to win because they talked about how taylor never or if she won for what album of the years for the first
person ever her nobody else and then she walked in it was like okay obviously she's going to win
that type of thing yeah but yeah it was taylor was having a blast she was up and i don't know
i think i didn't like the her dragon lana on stage what do you think of that it it definitely came across like lana didn't want to do it i think
she always does that to be like nice um okay people are freaking out about the uh what's her
name selena that was bullshit she got distracted like somebody said something to her and then she
was like she always is over the top with like hugging sel like superstars. So that was overblown.
I could see the Lana.
Maybe not bring her.
She clearly didn't want to go.
Yeah.
I felt embarrassed.
Which she also nominated too, though, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She was in that category.
She just lost to Taylor until she dragged her on stage.
They're best friends, guys.
She did not want to go on stage.
It would be like you dragging O'Malley if O'Malley comes up with you.
But if we were nominated together.
O'Malley shares in your joy.
Yes. But Lana didn't want to be up there if we're nominated separately we can if any of us
win we all go to but like Lana had to walk I don't know it just felt I didn't like that everything
else was cool though I saw some people saying Lana should have won it. Yeah. I'm not allowed to talk.
Taylor Swift.
I mean, she's Paul Simon.
The previous artist who have won three, I believe, is Paul Simon.
It was Frank Sinatra.
And who was the third?
Some crazy.
Some crazy talented, but she's the first.
Congrats.
What do you think of Beyonce and Jay-Z just kind of ripping everybody?
Oh, that was sick.
Sick.
Stevie Wonder.
Stevie Wonder.
Pretty good fucking group.
Yeah.
Well, I just think Jay-Z's...
Everyone kind of hated Jay-Z's speech, yeah?
Well, he's a downer.
I think it was just...
It was like...
I don't know.
I thought it was kind of cool.
He's like the only one that's going up there and being honest.
Yes.
I mean...
I thought I saw a lot of people
praise him for it yeah yeah definitely but everyone i kind of like because i don't say
has won a good trillion grammys but never won album of the year right that doesn't mean though
you can have good like i don't know what her what she would win i'm not a beyonce fan i don't know
what she would win for album of the year like album of the year to me you have to have like 10 bangers
or a great
you can have a great song
that everyone loves
without the album being full
right
yeah
but I think he was talking about
like in general
of just people being snubbed
and shit
yeah
I mean
but that's just like
what award shows are
like the hip hop
like the rap album of the year
was a complete
like who
who is Killer Mike
yeah
well he got arrested didn't he
at the Grammys so like right after that was crazy it was insane they like waited for him a complete, like, who is Killer Mike? Yeah. Well, he got arrested, didn't he?
At the Grammys, or like right after. That was crazy.
It was insane.
They like waited for him,
and they knew he was going to be there and arrest him.
Yep, yep, yeah.
I don't know.
I just feel like there were some other albums
I could have won.
Like, I feel like Travis Scott could have won with Utopia.
I'm a rap guy, so I don't really, I can't.
I feel like it's just, yeah, it's always a mess.
I'm just happy Miley Cyrus won two Grammys.
I love Miley. Me too. Says it it won two yep you did you talk to her now that's my biggest regret of the night didn't talk to her but i didn't see her after no we just went to like um
zach's manager's house and had a house party he's not really into the yeah yeah i can see that um
taylor i don't don't have to do more taylor She announced the new album Some people are mad Because they thought she stole
Like put the attention on her
But what artist wouldn't do that
I feel like a lot of them would
Yeah and everyone said that
They thought everyone in the room
Was like mad at her
Or like it didn't feel like that at all
Everyone felt like they were like
Let's go Taylor
Yeah I agree
There's a lot more Miley
We already talked about this
Jay-Z we talked about
The looks I mean you were there So I don't there's a lot more Miley we already talked about this Jay Z we talked about the looks
I mean you were there
so I don't
I think my favorite
my favorite one in person
Dua Lipa is so hot
she's just
she looks so good
how's Janelle Monae look in person
oh incredible
oh I have a new
Halle Berry
oh my
top three
yeah
is that your one
yes dude I saw you tweet about her I didn't know who she was was that like the smoke show I have a new Halle Berry oh my top three yeah is that your one yes
dude
I saw you tweet about her
I didn't know who she was
was that like the
smoke show
sending out the smoke show
I didn't know who she was
like
who is this girl
yeah it's like this woman
is fucking stunning
she's Little Mermaid
yeah I didn't know that
she's stunning
she's married with kid Josh
I know she is
you tweeted about her dude
I didn't
you're the one that took a picture
of a married woman with a child and said, what's her at?
What?
Her husband, baby daddy is, we got him on the show.
We did.
No shit.
What's his, moonwalking in Calabasas, right?
Oh, I remember that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, listen.
It's crazy.
I appreciate beauty.
She's gorgeous.
She's gorgeous.
She looks insane in person.
She looks like an alien.
She's so pretty.
Yeah.
An alien?
She looks like unearthly.
That's what you just said.
She looks like an alien. Miranda Kerr looks like an alien. She's so pretty. Yeah. She looks like unearthly. That's what you just said. Like Miranda Kerr looks like an alien.
Like some people can be so pretty.
It looks like they're not from Earth.
They don't look human.
Yeah.
She looks like that.
She's insane.
I mean that in a truly like.
See?
They actually kind of look alike.
I know one's black, one's white, but their face features kind of are similar.
Can we go to a picture of?
Like it's a brilliant call by me. Let's see. are similar. Can we go to a picture of Halle Berry?
It's a brilliant call by me.
Let's see.
Am I saying her name right?
Halle Berry?
Yeah.
Well, it's confusing because there's that Halle Berry who's also top 10 all the time. Is it Haley Berry?
Haley Berry.
No.
What the fuck?
I knew it was Haley.
Haley Bailey.
Yeah.
Halle Bailey.
Halle Bailey.
Halle Bailey.
I told you.
I told you. they kind of look alike
I think it's the eyes
are a little bit
like further apart
do that first one
don't fuck me on the
Halle Bailey
which one
no no
I don't know who that is
this one
yeah but then go back
to Halle Bailey
the first one
yeah they kind of look alike
they have similar
facial structures
yeah
they actually do in those
pictures they do they do yeah it's i think it's the eyes are just a little further apart maybe
and i've called marana kerr an alien before because she's like looks it's just like so
it's a compliment yeah it is a compliment yeah fair enough yeah how she looked so good who else
looked so good i saw lynn and barker a bunch there. You look great.
Your fit was great.
Thank you.
Who were you wearing?
I like my dress a lot.
I got a custom dress from Undone by Kate in New York.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah.
It was fun.
It was a good night.
It was a really fun night.
I mean, it had to be surreal.
It was surreal.
It was surreal for me to see.
It was my best concept.
I was sending it to people like, you believe this shit?
It was so sick.
It was so sick.
It was so fun.
I wish I had more tea, but I didn't talk to anybody yeah you like you can't you can't really do that though like
what am i gonna do i'm just gonna go up to people and do what just talk but zach's not a talker so
we were just at our table no but you could have gone up and just been like i'm gonna get killed
if i don't do this well i tried the tay Taylor thing was out of my comfort zone going over to her
and almost talking to her and then sending back down.
I hope there's a video out there somewhere of me trying that.
You'd think there would be.
I know.
It was made up.
What the fuck?
Yeah, right?
The number one story right now on the internet is Drake has just a gigantic dick.
Yeah.
Fucking huge.
Yeah, dude. Did you see it? I didn't see it. Oh, Drake has just a gigantic dick. Yeah. Fucking huge. Yeah, dude.
Did you see it?
I didn't see it.
Oh, my God.
It's gigantic.
He's swinging it around.
He's swinging it around?
He literally can throw it over his shoulder.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, if you want to see it, we do have the video.
I mean, I've seen it.
If Bree wants to see it.
That's okay.
I will take what you guys say.
It's a huge dick.
I'll take what you guys say.
He's like just drunk.
What's he do?
Is it like a sexy video?
Is he being like?
It's not sexy.
No.
He's just like.
He's just droning around?
I don't know what he's doing.
I don't even understand who's filming it.
It's like.
I think he's filming.
I think it's a mirror.
Mirror.
Yeah.
Mirror.
Yeah.
The thing I said, I don't understand if Drake does this shit.
Like how are there not more like.
Leaks. Correct. Right, right, right more like leaks correct yeah maybe he wanted it time and he's sort of confirmed it's him i think on aiden roth i don't know
it's a big dick so he's not like he wouldn't not confirm it like he's not yeah it's good pr if you
that but why does he need that pr but yeah it's a fucking yeah maybe he's finally just like a
want everyone to know maybe a big day but again you'd think there'd be more or yeah that what rumor would already be i
don't think he's like a celibate guy like i know it would be like you never this guy's fucking like
lex steel like i mean he's got a big fucking dick it's crazy this is pretty crazy
shout out drake yeah shout out, Drake.
Good for you, man.
Doing well in a lot of categories.
Demi Lovato facing criticism for singing Heart Attack to Heart Attack survivors.
This was crazy.
And it had to go through her whole team.
How did it get to that point where it was greenlit?
I don't know, but I saw the concert or her singing about it.
And it's just, that's a crazy move
who what is concerts for heart that's what i said why is she what is this and why is she singing
there but then she chose she has so many other songs she also has another song like about heart
attacks that is she could have sang instead of this one but like a heart attack survivor isn't
i don't know that i'd be offended if i had a heart attack
and like she's singing a heart attack i think i had a heart attack like it's a heart attack that's
what maybe she thought it was like on theme yeah she was like this is the heart attack invention
i'm singing it's not like if you're i don't know like have down syndrome and someone's making
singing like oh fuck the down syndrome people it's true, I don't think her line in the song is,
fuck you if you got a heart attack.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
So why would heart attack?
Maybe she's just on brand with the heart attack.
Heart attack is not an unusual name for a song.
That's true.
So why would a heart attack committee survive?
I survived a heart attack.
I mean, you had a heart attack?
Yeah.
For real? Pull it up. You had a real heart attack. Pull it up. When did you have a heart attack i mean you had a heart attack yeah for real pull it
up pull it a real heart attack pull it up when did you have a heart attack why didn't you get
invited to this concert on thanksgiving that was a thing on thanksgiving no that was i overdue
for weed see there's the picture right there was it actually a heart attack
i had a heart attack a heart attack moment no that's a nate blog it was it a a heart attack. A heart attack moment. No, that's a Nate blog.
Was it a real heart attack?
Yeah, I have a t-shirt who has two thumbs and survived a heart attack.
This guy.
So would you be offended if...
How did you get...
All right, no, it wasn't a real heart attack, but I thought it was.
What was it?
What?
What was it?
Muscle cramp in my heart.
You had cramps? You had cramps?
You had cramps?
I went to the movies, and I ate so much popcorn.
I was walking up the steps, and I couldn't breathe.
And I went to the hospital for a heart attack.
Oh, my God.
That's hilarious.
Did you get an ambulance?
Did you go to the hospital for something like girls have every month?
Heart cramps?
They got cramps all in their stomach, dude.
You didn't have a heart cramps they got cramps all in their stomach
you had like acid reflex too much popcorn it was terrible oh my god they did all the tests
everything and then they said it's acid they're like dude you ate a little bit too much popcorn
drink i wrote an entire blog about this and then i just had an asterisk at the very end. It's like, P.S., it wasn't a heart attack. After everybody wrote that.
The whole thing?
Yeah.
Did you get an ambulance?
No, this is back when I was married.
Renee was driving like 140.
I had the window.
I thought I was dying.
It felt like a real heart attack.
How would you know you haven't had a real heart attack?
I couldn't breathe.
It was like I was panicking.
I was sweating.
It was terrible.
And the guy, the male nurse, he he knew who i was it was so humiliating
it's just cramps it's tough yeah i mean i think it's probably on the heart attack uh commission
for inviting a woman that like her one of her biggest songs is a heart attack i still don't
think that's overly offensive. Yeah.
Yeah.
It was kind of on theme, but it was just insane.
It's crazy.
I think she could have played her another song.
When she's singing it, are the people looking at her like, what the hell?
Is she in Heart Attack too, though?
Demi Lovato?
A real one?
Apparently after OD in 2018.
Oh.
Okay, well.
So that's the concert she was at?
Yeah. What. Well, so that's the concert she was at. Yeah.
How many,
what,
what is this convention?
You were probably on the list,
but just didn't make the cut.
Maybe they're like,
they're probably like,
yeah,
you would have been the top.
Maybe we have some no shows.
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guys,
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I think it's real.
So, because I don't understand what good it does 21 Savage to come off as trying to scam Aiden Ross.
He sold out of, he put cards on sale afterwards and sold out immediately.
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21 Savage did?
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I thought he had already been selling those.
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So he lost 400 grand to Aiden Ross in 2K.
Aiden Ross and 21 Savage played high card where he shuffled a deck of cards.
Whoever pulls the highest set, 21 shaved 150 off his debt until Adam's chat caught up with it.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Who knows?
And then more Aiden Ross.
He paid Playboy Cardi 2 million to come on stream.
Yeah.
And then he came on for like six minutes and left. How much more Aiden Ross. He paid Playboy Cardi $2 million to come on stream. Yeah, and then he came on for like six minutes and left.
How much is Aiden Ross worth?
So much, right? He owns part of Kick.
So he owns part of the streaming service as well.
I mean, good money is an understatement.
If he's like paying people $2 million for six minutes.
Six minutes, yeah.
I mean, he's rolling in it.
He didn't pay him $2 million.
I think it was the original deal was like to pay him $2 million to come on the stream. He only showed up for six minutes. So they didn't pay him $2 million. I think it was the original deal was like to pay him $2 million to come on the stream.
He only showed up for six minutes.
So they didn't.
He didn't give him.
Got it.
I don't even know who Playboy Cardi is.
He's huge.
Yeah.
But apparently they're going to do another stream.
So we'll see if that even happens.
Why did he only go on for six minutes?
Was it just like an abrupt leaving?
Yeah.
It was kind of just like.
He was like, fuck this. Yeah. Kind of got a thing of cash and was like all right i'm leaving that's
crazy yeah uh awesome mcbroom comes out new song still my ace with rapper ddg talking about dd that's
that's the guy hayley berry hey that's the guy no kidding yeah very closely i may have to cease and
desist for ddtg which is my training firm.
Very close.
The song is fucking insane, though.
Is this the one?
No.
He's like talking about how he's watching his family through a tree and he put his little
girls in a car and forced them to listen to it.
And he was like, I just want my wife back so bad.
That's sad.
Yeah, it's kind of sad.
No, he's sad.
And it's like kind of a joke for Snapchat and everything's and it's like kind of a like he's the one that
joker snapchat and everything but it's like his snapchats are insane what's ddd what is dgg doing
get mixed up with this guy when he's married to little little mermaid i don't know yeah that's
idiotic that guy's married to little mermaid wow
oh this is supposed to be a joke yeah That guy's married to Little Mermaid. Wow.
Oh, this is supposed to be a joke.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is rough.
I don't know if this is supposed to be funny, but it's sad.
It's sad.
And then he forced his two little girls to listen to it in the car oh he's like insane and his snapchat stories aren't watching you right through the
tree that part kind of slaps dude that part's kind of catchy you like it i don't know there's
just something about it watching you right through the tree i don't hate the like it it looks like an
snl skit but like it's real. It's real, yeah.
Great segue by your host here,
because Shane Gillis said to host SNL after being fired,
you guys, O'Malley must be beside herself.
She's super excited.
Talk to me about it last night, actually.
We were at Erica, our CEO's going away happy hour.
You weren't there for that, right?
No, I went to Paris.
I was talking to O'Malley.
I think a ferry is going by.
I don't know what that fog horn is. That sounds like a purge horn.
That was crazy.
What the fuck was that?
What is that?
That sounds scary.
It sounded like literally a ferry.
Yeah.
Like a slow ferry.
Do we need to be concerned about something going on? We're in desert there's no fire yeah we're in the desert but o'malley
yeah that was wild i mean i don't know yeah we just we roll we can really do about that yes
erica's going away party and i went up to o'malley hey o'malley how you doing and she's just like
uh shangillis he's like what she told me this
story today actually it was so weird i was like what do you i just said like hello
she thought you said hey that guy look she thought you said that guy looks like boyfriend
and she went shangillas but you were talking about yeah well whatever it was it just had
absolutely nothing no she couldn't
she was like i can't believe i just said that yes she just it was like she she just it was like an
auto regurgitation like shane gillis is like what did you just say it literally had nothing to do
with it she told me that story today she's like i fucking i don't know why i said that and it's
like shane gillis is always on my mind yeah Yeah, that's what it was. It was like,
hey, how about the Red Sox?
Shane Gillis?
It's like, all right, O'Malley.
I'm going to leave you to yourself right now.
You caught on in a moment.
Yeah, but this will be huge.
Dude, this is awesome.
SNL needed this, I think.
And after being fired,
it's getting its get back.
So sick.
He's got to come on and make fun of it.
There's no way he's not going to make fun of it.
And it's like,
he's known probably as like more conservative like views and stuff which is the
opposite of snl so it's good for everybody yep um taylor swift trademarks taylor con smart
if the taylor con is a thing will i go fucking of course obviously awesome right um
we're still doing a lot of this i don don't care. We got enough Taylor. Uh, all right.
Pop up.
What?
Christian McCaffrey's mom said Christian Olivia Colpo can't afford a suite.
That's a lie.
I mean, that's just a lie.
That's just, yeah.
The suites are crazy expensive though for the game.
Have you seen the prices?
Two and a half million dollars.
Yeah.
But he can get one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They can.
They're super rich. Right. Right. They can. They're super rich.
Right, right.
They can afford it.
They bought it.
She went on a podcast and been like, they can't afford it.
And then Olivia was like, we bought her one.
Oh, the mom wanted one?
Got it, got it, got it.
That's fucking crazy.
Poor shamed into doing it, huh?
Brittany Holmes catches slack for treating stadium worker poorly.
I got to be very careful with this right now.
Yes, be careful. I'll do be very careful with this right now.
Yes, be careful.
I'll do the dirty talking to Poonie too.
What is it?
Wait, what?
That's it?
Did I miss something?
People are just mad at the way that she gestures at him.
No, she said that.
She said, where are we going?
Yeah, that was not bad at all.
I expected a lot worse. gestures at him no she's get that where are we going yeah that was not bad at all that was almost
like you got a lot worse yeah you guys that's almost like you put that on there so i could
gas her up like 100 what it was yeah no no that she got fucked there that's what you wanted to do
she said where are we going yeah where are we going yeah it didn't look that bad to free her
i was waiting for the video to keep going patrick mahomes dad chargedged with DWI Yeah Supposedly can go to prison
Because it's like
The billionth time
This happened to him
Oh Jesus
Man
It's not a great photo
His mugshot either eh
Probably the worst one
You could have
No
Wait that's their
That's his dad
Yeah
Yeah
Damn
Well I mean yeah
You're an idiot
And when I say billionth
I think it's third DUI
Okay
You can't just do that
Do you think Patrick Mahomes
Ever comes home And looks at his younger brother And dad and is like, what's going on?
What are we doing here?
He seems like the nicest, most well-adjusted superstar.
Patrick?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
UMG took their musicians songs off TikTok.
Yep.
Musicians.
Musicians.
You can do it again.
Musicians. There we? You can do it again. Musicians.
There we go.
Magic musicians.
But you didn't say hello to Taylor Swift for me.
I tried, Dave, and it took a lot.
You sort of tried, basically.
I would have, hmm.
I don't know who's like a celeb that you're just like, oh.
But I would try.
Cesar Amali?
Yeah.
I tried to slide into Amali's DM. I didn't know she had a boyfriend now that's someone i started sliding really and then i saw
the boyfriend she brought her boyfriend and they smooched on camera i know and he doesn't he don't
look nothing there's no if you like him you don't like me that's okay yeah you can't have two guys
coming at more the opposite end of spectrum in life
what does he have like
tattoos
super ripped
tall
he just
he produced a couple
of her songs
if you like him
you don't like me
I think
I thought I was like
oh I think she has
such a good sense
right there
there he is
come on
no shot
right
yeah very different
very different
you don't go from that
to you
no
no
no you do not
I don't know why
maybe you could
change your life yeah no I can't do thatosh could do that look like yeah oh with the hair
okay yeah okay you could yeah if you wanted to i thought miley would appreciate my sense of humor
right i think so you get it with the funny guy act congrats miley on the grammy that's what i
so proud of you that's what you slid in with? Yeah. You said congrats?
What the fuck else am I supposed to say? I don't know.
It just seems like you're coming from a fan point of view at that point.
Not so much like a...
I don't think she works her own Instagram.
She doesn't because she answers me all the time.
Of course.
But it's not her.
But it's not her.
It's not her.
I know it's not, but in my head it is.
In my head it's her answering. It's not her. I know it's not, but in my head it is. In my head it's her answering.
It's not her.
I know it's not.
You're becoming a real cock as you become more famous.
Dude, no, I'm not.
I'm just saying.
The fame has gone to her head.
She's already switched up on us.
Doesn't even invite us to private events anymore.
I didn't even talk.
I sat in my chair the whole time at the Grammys.
Nothing has gotten to me.
SZA and Paramore collab.
That's going gonna be fucking
insane i'm super happy for that that's like her f2f song is paramore vibes all right guys quick
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What is this?
Chloe Savini is over dogs in Lululemon, New York City.
It says, unfortunately, that athle's wear and dogs are taking home New York City
is driving her crazy well fuck her
dogs can do whatever they want
why can't you wear athleisure and what's a dog
have to do with it
not a lot usually probably when people are walking
their dogs though they'd wear athleisure wear
right if you're going for a nice long
walk you'd wear something athleisure
maybe these people just cared about their health and went to the gym
what faster way to get people not to like you than me like i'm over dogs
who is who is she uh i i know who she is but i i can't think she's an actress yeah yeah she's in
been in some pretty big stuff i think her face looks super familiar i just don't know the dog
should take over every city if dogs took out every city we'd be in such a great place. What do I know her from? American Psycho.
Big Love.
I knew she was in that.
I didn't watch that. Oh, Poker Face is good.
Zodiac.
Well, you just can't hate dogs.
No one's ever going to like you if you hate dogs.
Correct.
You can get away with that.
Cats.
You could get away with that.
You honestly can, which is not fair, but you can't hate dogs.
Larry David attacked Elmo on live TV
while Wayne and me interviewed Larry David
to attack Elmo on the Today Show.
Okay, that's funny.
Megan, the stallion mother's grave requires security
after Nicki Minaj beef.
That's not funny, but it is.
That's insane.
Security at the...
Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
I think Nicki Minaj fans have done this before
where they put out someone's mother's gravesite
and then it just gets destroyed.
Damn, that's fucked.
It's pretty intense.
Who type of people would do that?
Jake Gyllenhaal allegedly gets a $30 million movie
shut down after four days.
According to French magazine Technicart,
Jake Gyllenhaal got a $30 million indie movie shut down after four days according to french magazine technicart jake jallet jalen all got a 30 million indie movie shut down after just four days magazine alleges jake did things
like refuse to fly instead demand a car there's neither red nor white record a moving love scene
in ppu lu accent to clear up you yep good call the script declare the script should be rewritten
okay um stripped to his underwear.
Is he?
No.
I know.
Damn.
Is he the worst?
It seems that way.
That kind of is like you're insufferable after those things, right?
Telling the set builders to sleep in their car to avoid COVID.
That's nuts.
Well, he's a jerk. He's a diva.
That's all true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe that's the Taylor.
He's giving diva.
I saw this video.
World of T-shirts arrested.
Joshua Block, known as World of T-shirts, was arrested in New York City.
Not sure why he got arrested, but he posted TikTok saying that he was fined for subway surfing,
leading people to believe that's what caused his arrest.
Okay?
Do you know who he is?
So he was jumping from-
Or is he just a New York guy?
Yeah, I've seen him on TikTok.
You know who he is, too?
Yeah, I do.
So he was jumping from-
That may be like a Barstool thing.
Our Barstool people love him.
Love him, yeah.
He did a video with KB and Mark Bush.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
And Nick.
He did golf with them or something.
Yeah, but they were just so nice to him.
Like, I kind of feel bad for him.
Seems like he has nobody and he just has a drinking problem.
He doesn't look athletic enough to be jumping from subway to subway.
They thought he was on top of them?
That's what subway surfing is.
Oh, wow. Okay, that's crazy. There's no way in hell he was doing that there's no way he'd be dead he gotta
be gotta be unless i don't know dude this next one is do you think it's real no it's fake right
i think it's fake lisa and getting arrested matt rife's new york city show i do not think it's
real right away she's like by the way this is real this is not fake i think it's fake 100 fake do you think she's just trying to like matt rife paid her to like
promote his shit could be i don't know what the relationship or whether she's doing it might be
for her porn oh you think yeah yeah she still do porn yeah probably maybe i don't know like a
frequent updater i don't know I just thought that was past life.
I would be very surprised if that wasn't a little planned.
Yeah.
Yeah.
100%. NHL All-Star Game draft.
Bieber, Michael Bublé, Tate McRae, and Will Arnott are serving this year.
And this already happened.
NHL All-Star Game.
No?
Yeah.
Of course.
It was this past weekend.
Yeah.
Were you there?
No.
That would have been something that I could have seen you being at. Yeah. It would have been fun to do, but I didn't. Couldn't make Were you there? No, I didn't go. That would have been something that I could have seen you being at.
Yeah, it would have been fun to do, but I didn't.
Couldn't make it to Toronto?
Yeah, I didn't go. It was Justin Bieber's first time performing in forever.
I saw him at the Super Bowl like two years ago.
Perform?
Yeah, an inch away from him.
Oh, my God.
Oh, at the Super Bowl party that he was performing at.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, and that's when you got the tea on dixie and josh that was last year oh that was last year sorry why are we bringing that up no
no i just thought i was just like connecting i don't even know what to you i was connecting
the time dots i'm lost i don't even know what we're talking about you were at a super bowl
party and they were together and then it was like you saw me and dixie when we were at that part
remember it was uh it was there i think as and Dixie when we were at that party. Remember, it was Ruben was there, I think, as well.
Oh, the illustrated thing.
No, I went with you.
You were with me.
That's what I'm saying.
Correct.
I was with you.
We were in the table together.
And then remember, she came.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Correct.
Yes.
Correct.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to that party again this year.
It's the guys who do it are the guys who do my pizza fest.
Oh, okay.
Who's performing this year?
It's Chainsmokers and Kygo.
Oh, okay, fun.
Okay.
Yeah.
You got to do some Molly for that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that like a yeah, you're going to?
Well, Josh, at my advanced age.
Right, right, right.
Well, it's really a catch-22 because if I don't do Molly.
You're not going to have as much fun.
Well, I can't stay up past 1130.
Right, right, right.
So it's like it's not as much fun.
I'm sleeping.
Yeah, yeah.
If I do it, I will be deathly ill for the next.
Like, I'll be good for 24 to 48, and then I'll see you in another month.
Okay.
But it's a Super Bowl.
It's a Super Bowl.
Come out of retirement.
And that must suck that every time you want to stay up past 1130,
you have to take Molly.
Yeah.
That's the only two choices.
Go to bed at 1130, take Molly.
Yeah.
And you don't do that every couple months, really.
Right.
Yeah.
It's terrible.
That's a tough spot.
People are going crazy on the Apple Vision Pro.
It looks kind of dope.
I want to try it. What is it exactly?
It's like...
You ever see Ready Player One?
No.
Yes.
Maybe.
That's the guy...
Spielberg one.
Yeah, yeah, I have.
That's a good movie.
I feel like that's where we're heading.
This is what that reminds me.
But you can just...
Look at this.
Walk around, have TVs and stuff up everywhere.
For some groceries.
Can walk around freely.
Here's what it looks like when it's on.
And as we walk around the house, everything stays pinned exactly where we left it.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I'm at that age.
That, I don't even understand what I just saw.
I mean, so what I saw about it that made me go like,
oh, this is cool,
is you can watch like six games at one time.
So I could have like three basketball games on,
three football games.
You know what I'm saying? All at once and have the different screens going and i have that in my
house yeah because you just bought a bunch of tbs right but i don't want to walk around with a mask
on my face yeah no yeah that would be it seems like futuristic and scary a little bit porn in
it which people are mad about oh they should have done that yeah you got to put in but apple is like
kind of conservative like that they don't apple i'm sure someone will figure it out like porn apple does apple you
could probably well you would just watch porn on it so it'd just be like you're watching it
is it like 3d no well it's like that video where it's just like on the wall so you can walk around
and there'll be like got it i feel like but obviously i don't totally get it. It seems wildly dangerous.
Or it's just like, you can see through it.
Yeah, you can still see everything else.
It's just basically putting monitors up in your real life.
Yeah, that seems unnecessary.
Imagine like if we were just sitting here though,
and it's like when the first iPhone came out,
people were probably like,
and everyone in five years is going to have one.
That's what I'm thinking.
I want to try it,
but I think it's crazy if we're all going to use them.
Just walking around,
everyone has those on their face from now on.
Imagine sitting there
hanging out
and have them on our faces.
I don't like that.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, that is crazy.
Did Sydney Sweeney
lie about being
Universal Studios tour guide?
What?
Hmm.
I don't know.
I can't lie about that.
Yeah, I don't know if she lied.
A couple major deaths.
Toby Keith.
Do you guys know who that is?
Yeah, of course.
It's not so of course.
It's Toby Keith, though.
We've said plenty of people that you have no idea who they are.
I feel like Toby Keith is big enough, though.
Maybe it's because you're dating a country person.
No.
Was Zach a big Toby Keith?
Because he's like a legend in that yeah
he's sad about it for sure but my dad was obsessed with toby keith who's lincoln riley
so so i told this story i was at a horse event i in kentucky and there's a guy jeff ruby who
owns like steakhouses yeah great guy eccentric guy and he has a bar that everyone goes to and
has a piano and toby keith like two years ago
got up and just started playing it was the first time played since he was sick with cancer and then
i bumped into the hotel and talked to toby keith no joke for two hours lincoln riley is the coach
of oklahoma football who left oklahoma and he fucking hated lincoln riley he grew up like 100
yards from oklahoma he's a diehard Oklahoma Sooner fan. Talk college football.
He's the nicest guy ever.
So, yeah, sad.
And Carl Weathers, obviously, another major one.
Yep.
I would just finish Mandalorian. When did Carl Weathers die?
Oh, I love Mandalorian.
Yeah, just finished the third season.
He's in it?
It's tough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
He's also from the Rockies, obviously.
Yeah, Rocky is like.
And Happy Gilmore.
Yeah.
Oh, he's an actor. He's the one in Happy Gilmore that doesn't have a hand. Yeah, the Rockies, obviously. Rocky is like... Happy Gilmore. Yeah. Oh, he's an actor.
He's the one in Happy Gilmore that doesn't have a hand.
Yeah, the alligator.
Walking Bear Ford is trending.
Okay, whatever.
Yeah, what?
I actually watched Barbie on the plane.
It makes me look like that with the food.
I thought it was good.
You know what reminded me of Weirdly?
What?
Fuck, my brain stinks.
Gross. Gross. Will Ferrell, Elf. me of weirdly what um fuck my brain stinks gross uh it uh will ferrell uh elf oh interesting going through the candy cane yeah yeah yeah back and forth in between the world i do see exactly
what you're saying actually yeah did you like it though yeah i thought it i thought it was good
right it was a good movie yeah but like do you not think it needed all the crazy hype?
The hype?
No, I thought it was good.
Do you think Margot Robbie deserved an Oscar nomination?
I don't see the difference between her.
I thought she was better in it than...
Than America Ferrara?
No.
No.
Than Gosling?
Yes.
Yeah, for sure.
But I mean, I don't know who's...
But I think America Ferrara was better than Margot Robbie.
No, I thought they were all like –
I get the point of Ryan Gosling,
but I mean, who knows who's nominating those categories.
I thought she was really good, Margot Robbie.
I thought she was great in it.
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22, my man.
22.
Happy birthday to Josh.
Wow.
Thanks.
And the BFFs missed wishing him a happy birthday. Five days late. You didn't wish him a happy birthday to Josh thanks and the BFFs
missed wishing him
a happy birthday
five days late
you didn't wish him
a happy birthday
no
no
and we did a podcast
like literally
I'm the worst
hand up
I'm the worst birthday
guy on the planet
no kidding
it was his yesterday
I just realized that
yeah I don't know
if he wished me
a happy birthday either
no I did to you
me
oh thanks
oh him
yeah I wished you
a happy birthday
you wished me
a happy birthday I did it early to me I thought thanks oh him yeah i wish you a happy birthday you wish me a happy
birthday i did it early to me i thought you didn't wish me when you were like come to the birthday
no wait a week and a half early you said happy birthday yeah for the happy premature birthday
for the future dude i'm so bad birthdays i miss my mom's birthday oh that should make you feel
better yeah i guess and she's not forgiving me.
So no kidding.
Wouldn't either.
That's your mother, dude.
Can't forget that one.
Happy birthday, Josh.
Josh released a song free to lay from episode two of Read the Room.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was like you ever watch like Lonely Island stuff.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's very like in a Lonely Island sense.
I see all the clips all over.
It all looks great. Thank you. Did the sketch for this one come out yet or did you just yeah
the sketch for that one came out so that's why we like put out just like a full music video kind of
version of it but um yeah it was it was a fun little one josh attended spotify's 2024 best new
artist party uh josh was also spotted with actor gavin gasaglio fans believe look like josh's
twin after a video that went uh viral no oh that's the kid from the summer you got summer
i'm pretty yeah yeah yeah yeah i see that yeah i i mean it all it all really started when the show
sucks wow you think it's terrible like that show. Horrible. But it's like a...
I'm also 46.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would say it's not really a 46-year-old man show.
I was being forced to watch it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, the...
Oh, you guys do look like twins in that.
What were you guys watching?
What it looked like?
We were watching the people perform on stage.
I don't remember exactly what
we were saying or what i said but yeah yeah you actually i feel like a slaughtering with that
picture looks wise but when i watched the show i thought you what you're slaughtering yeah
but damn in the show you guys look very similar and it was when i used to have the like perm
too i had like curly hair
so when you had a perm yeah i'd like permed hair i didn't know you actually got a perm i had like
a loose perm yeah wow yeah it was back in like 2020 or 20 wow you fell victim to the perm i did
i did but that's when we looked a lot alike i would say both have the curly hair there so this
we were talking a little bit setting the internet ab abuzz. You saw Nessa at the event.
Yes, I did.
I got a bunch of people being like emergency press conference.
And they were like, you got to defend Gabby.
Gabby's going to be bullshit.
I don't know what any of this was about.
From what I saw, it looked like what I would kind of expect, which was like, hey, how you doing?
A quick hug and see you later.
Yeah, that's pretty much what it was.
People think that I kissed her on her head there.
That's where I was like, what happened?
Yeah, it did look like a kiss on the head there.
I didn't kiss her on the head.
Right there?
Is that not a kiss?
No, it's just like, guys, she's a short woman.
So her head naturally kind of-
Yeah, do a super slow, slow-mo.
Slow-mo, I didn't kiss.
Yeah, it just- I didn't kiss. Yeah.
It just...
There's no case.
By the way, this is all the same event.
Yeah, Gabby's at this event, by the way.
Yeah, so what...
This, to me, was a non-story.
It's a story in a sense.
Obviously, there's all history, controversy, whatever.
But that is...
I was like, yeah, that is what two mature people at this point would do
yeah it was like i was going to the bathroom with my buddy ross and as we were walking he gets like
someone like grabs his shoulder so we could turn around and it was ness and then she says like hi
to him says hi to me it was like oh i saw your show i saw your company sketch show whatever it
looks like you're having like a lot of fun with it congrats I was like oh thank you and then
that was
that was pretty much the conversation
what were you all worked up about
no I
I thought it was a kiss on the head
everyone was saying
because you came in there
a ball of fire
no I came in and said
Josh
I said do you have
well it was before we were recording
I said is there trouble in paradise
yeah
like are you and Gabby okay
because I know that the comments
she didn't care did she
she cared a little bit
really yeah she cared a little bit really yeah she cared a
little bit but i mean like i think it was just more like it wasn't like it was more just because
the internet the internet makes it hard with the whole internet saying shit about it not yeah yeah
no i yeah she didn't care until until everyone started caught like i told her like after because
i said to nessie when i was like oh gabby's here like go meet gabby you know what i mean because
i was like then at least i will get in, like, go meet Gabby. You know what I mean? Because I was like, then at least I won't get in trouble.
You'd have to be an absolute psychopath
beyond like anything
to do something weird
when you're with your girlfriend.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
And there were cameras everywhere.
Cameras everywhere.
She was leaving,
so she was like,
oh, I'll meet her another time.
I was like, cool.
I go back.
I see Gabby.
First thing, of course,
I tell Gabby when I went over there.
I was like,
oh, I ran into Ness. And she was like, oh, how'd it go? And I was like, oh, just said hi. She was like, okay go back i see gabby first thing of course i tell gabby when i went over there i was like i ran into ness and she was like oh how'd it go and i was like oh just said hi she was like okay and then that was it you know what i mean and then all the comments she got
then the comments she got a little like you were in the comment section yeah brie was fucking i was
asking her what it was crazy what what you it was like if she was mad or not i don't know we'll have
gabby because i'm on gabby's side withby on the podcast next week or something. You know who should have been on the podcast? Who? Zach.
He's not here. Oh, he didn't
come with you. He's coming back Thursday. Gotcha.
Where'd he go? We were in LA
and he's in LA recording and then coming back
here. Okay.
Brie picked Matt McConaughey for Zach's
video. Matthew McConaughey is starring
in Zach Bryan's new Nineball music video
and Brie picked him for the role. Yeah, I was the
creative consultant on this video.
Big time.
This one's fake.
Bryce and Joss see what your friends would lie for him.
I didn't call my friends ahead of time.
What do you mean?
But did Bryce call you?
Bryce, that wasn't real with Bryce.
Oh, that was a bit.
Yeah, right.
That's the one I saw.
But the one I did,
I didn't tell my friends beforehand.
I didn't know I was getting a call.
I didn't know who was on the phone with me.
I have only seen Bryce calling Josh, and that was clearly a bit.
Do you want to talk to him right now?
Yes, please.
Just give me a second.
Yo, Bryce!
Bryce!
Yo, I'm coming.
Hey, babe. Yeah, we were doing a little bit, but this one wasn't a bit.
This one wasn't a bit. And who are you calling?
I called Noah.
I called Bri and I called Gavin.
This is just a Bri call.
We're going to call my friends and see if they have my back.
Next, we're going to do Bri.
She's going to lie.
I don't think she will.
I don't know.
No chance Bri has your back.
That's what I thought.
Hi, Bri.
Oh, hey, what's up?
Hi, what's up?
So Josh told me that he was going to meet you this morning, but he's not answering my calls.
Are you with him?
I didn't, I don't know.
I didn't check my text.
I don't know.
So you're not with him?
No, I'm not right now, but I don't know if he's coming into the studio.
He might be.
I didn't know he was in New York.
That's like half a pass.
That's what I said.
You can't lie.
You'd be shamed for not being a girl.
I know, but I was actually...
I didn't know if I wanted to be a girl's girl or your friend.
I also was confused.
I was like, wait, is Josh in New York right now?
Like, I didn't know.
Yeah, no.
I mean, you did say, you were like,
I kind of maybe kind of expected it to be one of these,
and I didn't know if I wanted to be a girl's girl or your friend.
Yeah, the Josh one, I knew you was fake, because there know if I wanted to be a girl's girl or your friend.
Yeah, the Joshua, I knew you was fake,
because there's no way you would be faking his voice.
I would have done something else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, good video.
Good little video.
Yeah, forget anything else.
This is what I got the most DMs and texts about.
I know. Breaking dry January.
Really?
I'm like, dude, I knew I was told the world. People were furious. I know dry January I'm like dude I knew I was told
the world
people were furious
furious
dang
because you had wine
and then you deleted it
I didn't post anything
so you're trying to save it
and then he deleted it
so you wouldn't have told
the internet
no I already did
we already planned
a whole live stream
and a podcast episode
about it
so they posted the wine
then he deleted it
and people went
bananas
I was so mad
because like we already planned out the
whole episode about and we have our live stream planned and then it looked like yeah bonkers i
know it was crazy i'm like dude it's my fucking dry january shut up people are insane on the
internet yeah that's crazy people like this thing i did with this product i'll give it to you josh
you could wear you pull it off a six thousand dollar product suit dang dude you want to give
it to me or something yeah well i can't i mean i wore it as a Josh. You could wear it. You pull it off. It's a $6,000 Prada suit. Dang, dude. You want to give it to me or something?
Yeah.
Well, I wore it as a bit, but you could wear it in real life.
I could wear it in real life.
Yeah.
It's a lot of pockets.
Wait, I can't believe you actually went out and got it.
I live like three minutes away from a Prada, so I'm like, might as well.
And then I was thinking about it.
It's like the amount a lot of times we pay for content.
It's like $6,000 for a video that I knew people would like. It's like, might as well of times we pay for content it's like 6 000 for a video that
new people like it's like might as well just do it and people didn't like it if you just wore it
once too it's a tax write-off right is that true i think so if you just buy the outfit for the video
and then just wear it once and never wear it again yeah yeah yeah yeah well so you could yeah you
could tax write it off yeah i kind of did think i was pulling it off like i won't wear i wish we
had like a picture like i would you have a picture of you in it or just the video just the video did you bring it to
vegas no you should wear that to zach show i don't i don't have it he's a military guy i know
he would like it but that like u.s military doesn't wear that like no but el castro wears
yeah yeah yeah and it was crazy because i made so it also i made
fun of product because if you do buy things at nice stores like their reps are like they text
you back yeah and always trying to get you to buy right and generally they have a feel of what you
like and that person sent me that but right after i made fun of it dj khalid made that uh video
so funny that is a d a DJ Khalid outfit.
Big time.
Do you know, Grace sent this, she posted about this.
So she sent this video in our group chat and was like, this is so funny.
And then she posted, she went to promote a video that she made on Instagram and she put the link of this snap of Instagram story instead on her story.
Good.
Views.
Yeah.
Got you more views.
Yeah.
Those are Mally views.
So funny. All right. Do we I got you more views. Yeah. Those O'Malley views. So funny.
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I never know how long has this show been.
It's been just under an hour.
All right.
No, we don't need the comments
unless we have great comments.
I don't know that reading the comments does much.
No.
No.
I think that's about right.