BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DID KIM K STOP DAVE PORTNOY'S INVITE TO TOM BRADY'S ROAST? — BFFs EP. 175

Episode Date: May 9, 2024

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unless Bree has become more evolved. I have. I got into this shit. I feel like you have to now because it's like the biggest thing on the internet if kendrick lamar walked down the street slapping the face i have no idea who he was so i it's hard i like i just don't know him i know drake i don't listen to either of their music so i'm really i keep hearing about it obviously because it is huge on the internet but i i haven't delved in so i'll let you guys

take it wait josh i just have a i have a question have you switched up are you are you team kendot now no never never i'm always going to be under even after all the accusations i mean how much of the accusations are you like believing though and then what are you not i guess is the question because a lot of pedophile is a crazy accusation so is he calling him a pedophile that's yeah if it's all he calls him is pedophile he has a ring full of pedophiles he's keeping all the pedophiles in his house he fucks minors he pays for sex for minors that's what that's how is that unbelievable why would drake be paying that's pretty much that's that's kind

of what drake's uh response actually was he was like i'm too famous for this shit like if this was real i'd be outed like hey that's that might be a crazy stance to take like yo i know you were gonna call me a pedophile i'm too famous to be a pedophile but there's a lot of famous pedophiles there there are but i i do i do think like it is a little bit of a reach i think the one video that everyone's like gravitating to or is like watching and using for this is drake's team brought up a girl at one of his concerts when drake was like 24 and the girl was 17 apparently like the next day was her birthday um now this was like obviously a long time ago but doesn't like change anything so the girl was like 17 he was 24 and i think he like you know

did the whole like serenade on stage and like i maybe like kissed her or something like that um so there's that video that people are talking about that kind of our land and they're like oh that's that that's very different not that's not great no but that's very different than what like accusation made pedophile like alex earl kissed an underage guy at a bar we talked about that she didn't know who the like guy was at the age if you're at a concert like twice so that's very different than being like it's saying here like they're mentioning the same breath with harvey weinstein and shit like that i mean that's an entirely different can of worms says he's like um he knows all the secrets and he's been like

the secrets around hollywood and how it's super weird and all of the people that are like pedophiles and that drake runs with them pretty much is what he's saying and he also said that drake has a daughter yeah but that's not true is Is it not? So in the rap game, I feel like you should have to only be able to say true shit. So this was part of Drake's entire play in this game. Was he had people, apparently, Drake had people in his camp feed Kendrick's camp false information so Drake would know exactly what he was going to rap about. So like, there were like,

Kendrick kept saying like, Oh, you got rats and OVO that are giving me this info, this info and that. And all of it was just set up by Drake's team, like to get him to rap about like him being on Ozempic to get him to rap about all these little things. They were all the daughter that was pushed by drake's

team they were like oh and he'll rap about this daughter that doesn't exist so that all of kendrick's bars weren't even that so did like a lot of them weren't valid did drake a proof he did this like that's what his recent diss was all about that's what drake's recent track was all about like oh this was just all a setup blah blah blah blah blah but so you gotta somehow have proof you gotta like have proof that you were doing like laying it out before it that reminds me when we got in trouble for um people said i hated unions because i didn't like dead spin and then we had tommy and pft create like a fake union and they were like trying to anonymously reach out to the press to like leak stuff. But so whose side? I mean, from just seeing the headlines, I thought I've seen most people saying Drake's losing.

Kendrick is demolishing Drake. I think right now. On fake info or real info? That's the thing. So it's pretty split. I think it's pretty split. I think it's pretty split. Like, I think that Kendrick has some like there's some cool tracks. I mean, it's hard because, you know, if one of them is fake, it's like split i think it's pretty split like i think that kendrick has some like there's some

cool tracks i mean it's hard because you know if one of them's fake it's like kendrick's already had to remove like certain pictures off his album covers or like the cover for the songs because he's finding out like oh this info isn't real um did he i don't know yeah he what i saw was that he had to remove that he didn't have to but apple music wouldn't let him put it on there because it had like medical info on it like a hit okay okay okay okay i saw that last night so i don't know if i guess yeah it was a legal thing but um drake song also like is calling out kendrick for beating up his wife calling up calling out did that happen like uh that's so all of it all of it's he said

she said though right like or he said he said but um they're they're like they're both throwing out these like allegations at each other so it's just like which ones do you want to believe and which ones don't you like a lot of people are saying like oh well drakes are fake but it's like well then why do you believe kendrick's or people that are saying ken it's right so it's uh it's a and those are two like if you're gonna make up like they're super bad things about somebody oh and drake's had a file about like theater like those are top of the list things you're gonna do there's it makes you not want to pick a team because they're both terrible guys if either of the things are true i i don't believe the drake pedophile stuff no offense like not knowing anything about it he pays for sex

drake pays for sex why would drake ever pay for sex that that's kind of where i'm at too like i don't i don't think the pedophile thing on drake is real um but then it's like what what do i think about kendrick is real? You know what I mean? I've said this from the beginning. My stance is like, yo, this is just great for rap fans. Like, that's how I really, I've said that before in the pod, and that's how kind of like my take on it is like,

we're just getting these two great rap artists to drop consistently, which Kendrick hasn't done in forever. So it's kind of fun. If you're a Kendrick fan, if you're a Drake fan, you get to listen to both these guys and both of them are coming out with crazy bars. It's like, it's fun to listen to. Is the music really entertaining? Kendrick's is really good. And Drake's recent one is good. Do you have to agree though? Kendrick is Kendrick's music that he's been putting out is better than Drake's for the disses. I don't know if that's true. i feel like you're just like listening to your for you page algorithm brie no i listened to all of them i didn't see anything on my for you page i i think

kendrick i think kendrick's more i think kendrick's yeah but i don't know if that means he's winning because he's putting out more or no i just think they sound better and i think he's better does this stay civil meaning someone was shot outside of jake's house she got shot this morning yeah at his house well that answers that that's not so civil because i remember like our day my day i don't say what our day like back in your two-pack these people were getting murdered like oh yeah east coast west coast and people were dying um interest like how that's what i guess i was like is it really like fucking hate personal people getting shot is that related to this the dream i mean yeah kendrick's definitely hating man he has he he's he's up the level of what a hater truly can be i hate the way that you walk i hate the truly can be. I hate the way that you walk.

I hate the way that you talk. I hate the way that you dress. Drake doesn't strike me as somebody to be scared of. Is Kendrick somebody you'd be scared of? I feel like neither of them are scary. Yeah, well, that's what I'm asking. Suge Knight was fucking scary. I mean, I don't think either of these people compare to Suge Knight.

I think that's a different time. Well, that's what I'm asking. Yeah, no, I think when you want to talk like Biggie and... That's a different time of hip hop compared to today, I think. Yeah, right. I think... Well, especially in... But someone just got shot.

So what's that all about? Especially in the Drake- Might be fans. Kendrick camps. I don't think it's the same. Yeah, that's the thing. It could just be literally crazy fans. Yeah but that's still scary regardless if that's for sure fine for sure all right well i'll get my updates so if someone asks me it gets crazy drake outed

like kendrick for being molested when he was a kid and that's why he's on drake about the like pedo stuff and it's a trauma thing but we don't know if any of that's true. It's kind of... You look in music and that's kind of... I mean, these are things like nothing's that unusual. It's too personal. It's personal, but not like

if someone's like you slipped on a banana peel and hit your head on the ground and got a concussion on 11th Street. Like, that's so weird but like you're molested you're a child molester you're a pedophile you beat your wife those are like just top of the chart scumbag behaviors like you could say that about anybody how do you prove or disprove that yeah yeah i mean yeah it's it's a rabbit hole man like you go into like kendrick one of kendrick's security guards was with like his wife.

Yeah, I saw that. Two of his kids are like the security guards. I don't know. It gets wild. It's a lot of like, how are you ever going to know if it's real? I'm actually glad I'm not involved. It seems like a lot of work as a fan to keep up. It kind of is a lot.

That's why I just like to listen to the music when it drops and kind of just enjoy the music i'm just like yeah it's dope yeah i've just really been listening to the music okay um is there anything else we could add to this there's like a whole sheet kendrick suggests drake committed crimes at chelan prison we already talked about that drake has sex offenders on payroll and that people like drake should die all right i think that's more of that yeah and then the shooting and that's it's nice i i feel like i would have to to like truly be like this is who i think is winning and this is my opinion on this and this way i would have to do out like i would have to deep dive deep dive into this and i don't i haven't done that yet i've listened to the music on like surface level i was like oh a fan that's liking the back and forth drake's ovo store in london was also vandalized after someone praised me they not like us on the window what does that mean yeah it's a reference all

right well we'll keep you posted on that uh tom brady the tom brady roast which is well i it was excellent. It was hilarious. But I do have thoughts on it. What are your thoughts? Well, first, why were you there? I mean, I was invited. I just didn't go. Of course you were.

I didn't go because it was Gabby's last day in Brazil. Netflix invited... Why would Netflix invite you over me? No offense to anybody basically else in the world. Like me? You or Bree? Everybody. Why would Netflix invite you over me no offense to anybody basically else in the world like i get you or bring you everybody why would netflix i was surprised that you weren't there or invited i mean like dave is like tom brady boston guy like i was surprised you probably have more information on brady than anybody on that panel i'm friends with everybody on the panel i like

to roast like you're wondering why you weren't roasting no i just invited no one even told me it was fucking happening oh mally did and it didn't even process to me what she was talking about when she's like i didn't even i thought she was a red carpet on some movie that he was in her i didn't even know this thing was happening wow the roast yeah so like netflix it's your boy yeah i like brady belichick portland i know it more brady belichick uh chicken fry o'malley fight what was feidelberg doing there a feidelberg he didn't even know he hopped on a plane that morning because he was like oh my god i have a ticket to this they invited i think he was there with burt and um tom segura and oh i have a question i have a question about the roast

and i haven't seen anyone talk about this you're gonna talk about what i'm gonna talk oh what what am i gonna talk about that they know the jokes beforehand who knows the jokes beforehand well clearly a lot of people do well they're they're the teleprompter is reading all of the jokes as it goes on so you can see them before they say them correct so yeah how can a teleprompter respond to a joke that was told earlier in the night unless you know the joke's coming wait yeah what are you asking what's your question here so how does bob craft respond about a funeral joke right off a teleprompter julian edelman makes a next time the patriots will be together will be at your funeral and then bob craft responds julian you won't be invited to my funeral reading off a teleprompter

so the teleprompter is already made and he's responding to a joke that's already been told okay so they had pauses and they kept saying like, scroll back up because they would add their own stuff in. Bobcraft ain't adding in his own stuff. And that's what I, depending on the people. And you think they're live editing it? I don't think so. No, no, they write for everyone beforehand.

So they know this. Correct. So they know the jokes. Correct. Well, not everyone though. Like it kind of changes. Bobcraft read his script before he no of course someone like that like but i'm saying like he he didn't let anyone write for him he did it he was

the only person that didn't let someone write for them so then he saw the jokes he would have had to he would have had to have seen or that was just like part of uh like a one-off bit that they were gonna do together but like tom br Brady, most of the time, like Tom Brady responded to Randy Moss's ring thing. He led off with it in a well-crafted joke. So he had to know what Randy Moss was doing. Yeah. Then they were definitely both like,

I mean, no offense to Tom Brady. He's not coming up and like having like a killer standup joke. Which is my question overall. The roast was great. But when everyone's like, oh, Bradyardashian or this person roasted that the writers roasted him yeah yeah it's a writer roasting or that was great like i mean like even when i did a roast like people were with me writing it like someone's always with you writing yeah there were 20 or 30

writers listed i'm sure i'm sure tom brady was like there with the writers at least once at one of the times being like i want to talk about this this this and that and i'll make it funny you know rehearsals and stuff too yeah no they they're not gonna let a netflix like it was it was definitely why it was their first live thing too like they couldn't they couldn't fuck it up i mean it was my question patriot fan i fucking loved it sorry brie go ahead no you're fine it was it was sick as a patriot fan too or just to be from boston it was cool but did you guys see so there was um i forget her name the the lesbian comedian yeah um she made a joke about burt like not doing drugs

or whatever did they show him pulling out a bag of cocaine on the roast or was that could you only see that in person you could only see that in person because it was crazy he was like you saw it like on the big screen when you were there and he was like should i pull it out should i pull it out and he pulls out this bag of cocaine and everyone like it was crazy we were like not incriminating and he was like oh my gosh oh my god and i've just been so curious if it was not on on the thing no no no it was fucking crazy so it had to have been real that was not shown the other one that i wasn't sure if it was real i've been told it was was brady right in the beginning being like to jeff ross like don't talk about craft in the massage

like i thought that was part of like the sticky part of it but everyone else has been like no that was serious and i was told there were two things off limits craft and brady's kids yeah yeah yeah because nicky nicky glazier are already said like i was going to make a joke about the kid but i left that one out like there was already one where she was talking about oh i hope it was it was something like, oh, Tom, I hope we're able to hook up and make out at the after party. I hope you kiss me like you kiss your kids or something along those lines. And she didn't say that. Yeah, she didn't say it.

That was a glaring omission. Like that video of making fun of him, that video of how he made out with this kid. That was absolutely a glaring omission. So I see that being like you can't talk about i thought you weren't allowed to talk about how he looks like skeletor anymore until edelman went in on it yeah because nobody mentioned that okay he definitely his one thing was like you can't talk about the kid kissing thing did anyone talk about like such low-hanging fruit yes exactly yeah yeah did anyone talk about antonio brown in it i didn't want a little yeah okay a little okay a little i mean for the comedians were great like nikki glazer i expected i feel like people who didn't expect

nikki glazer to be great haven't really paid attention to her or how she is in roast it'd be like she kills that whitney cummings was vicious during a roast like she's great at that you just haven't seen it but for me she was number one for me see i i like all the patriots because we have that was better than like belichick was awesome and edelman and they talked about things that probably only patriot fans like i'm sure a lot of people don't know who guerrero is the tb12 guy for patriot fans he's an integral part in the downfall of the dynasty. So like when Belichick was like, a lot of people said we butted heads, Tom and I, that's not true. His head was too far up Guerrero's ass for us.

Like I laughed out loud. Like the comments between Patriot players that were almost like inside jokes, that was heaven for me. While I was simultaneously crying, i wasn't biting but good it's motivation i thought i was a little bit of a bigger star than i am clearly i overestimated myself i made the video the brady six when like all those quarterbacks got trapped behind him he's crying motivation everyone in the sun made it to that event i i didn't even get a hey we're doing it like you know how i saw it i went on netflix to find a movie i'm like i have nothing to watch right now it's like what is this fucking thing and then i just tuned in no idea it was coming

none zero i feel like we talked about it last week we were talking about interviewing tom brady i was like but i thought it like brady has that like movie like the Brady Bunch or those old women who go to like – 80s for Brady. 80s for Brady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought – but I thought it was like a movie. Yeah, dude, that came out like two years ago. I thought – no, but I thought he just produced like another movie and was like –

Fair. Okay. I didn't know what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I didn't know it was going to be so vicious. It's the greatest roast of all time. Giselle, man. Woof.

You think it was the greatest roast of all time? Okay, do you think Giselle – do you guys think Giselle – that's what it's called? Oh, because it was the greatest roast of all time. Giselle, man. You think it was the greatest roast of all time? Do you guys think Giselle... That's what it's called. Oh, because it was the goat roast. Yeah. Do you guys think Giselle watches that? What do you think Giselle thinks about that? She's going to find out about it and be bullshit.

There was a quote that already came out that she was not happy. Sources are saying. How could you be happy with that? Was there a lot of jokes about her? A lot, yeah. A ton. Fair. Like, a lot of jokes about her a lot yeah a ton fair like a lot that makes sense that makes sense you go it's an easy jab right you go for the ex-wife it was great it was a plus it was far more vicious far more brutal almost everything they talked about

except maybe the kiss brady's kid having a huge hog. I would have brought that up. Yep. Maybe that's why you weren't invited. Maybe you weren't invited because you literally said that in last week's podcast, I think. You were like, if I had a question for Tom Brady,

I would ask him, does this kid still have a huge penis? You want to hear my, as I say, that it was a blow to my ego and I feel like really hurt and slighted and I'm just a schmo. You want to hear my big ego theory? Yeah. I wasixed by kim kardashian oh like you're so big well kim actually

cut you off kind of thing imagine me you're potentially being in a room with access like imagine if they're like hey you have 60 seconds like dana white i would have just roasted kim i would have acted like it was a Kim like Kim was there and if you put a mic in front of my face I'm going at forget this forget Tom great Tom one on me the soup bowls I'm coming at you Amy like I'm by the way how loud Brie was the booing

oh my god she is hated I loved it is I got hated it was every time hard like yeah I got hard up you got an erection watching her get booed she is so embarrassed spies they hate you amy and let me tell you something this roast is supposed to be all me like ruthless yeah kevin hart and the others were like calm down like no no no they were

trying to help her that's how bad it got you don't help anybody at a roast no she got assassinated every time they showed her on camera too i don't know if it was like on the live stream she got booed no they didn't show that part she was just every time she was her on camera too i don't know if it was like on the live stream she got booed no they didn't show that part she was just every time she was shown or talked about it was like i was like fuck this is like awkward did she get cheered off though didn't she get cheered off not really she did a couple jokes that were she got a couple comeback like applauds okay okay okay but she's definitely the hated one yeah yeah like so so dave if we gave you like 60 seconds right now like let's say you have your 60 seconds what how does it feel dating a nazi

i hope you're i hope you're happy with your kids or dancing taylor swift music she fucking ruined you you piece of shit you should be in jail for editing that fucking video of uh taylor swift she fucking owned you you just got fucking booed to all hell because everyone fucking hates you you're a fucking nothing more than a porn star which i am too so i won't go too hard on that but you're just a biggest scumbag piece of shit the only reason people know you is you're fucking like uncle or whatever defended a murderer you're fucking dead to me something like that and that's all that tough that is up yeah that's no right yeah that's no writing that ain't bad that's just from the heart

i get the writers out of the room that wasn't even a joke that was just a rant that's just would you look her in the eyes oh yeah oh yeah i don't think he'd look at it tom had a really good joke he was like you're the only thing you're worried about is your kids being alone with your husband. And it looked like the look she gave him was like, we talked about this before. I can't believe you just said that. But I almost would guarantee Kim knew that was coming. Yeah. i was like audibly going oh i was also told and i won't say by who but a absolutely 100 guaranteed credible source the roasters were not told she would be there. So they couldn't pre-write jokes about her.

Tom wrote one because he knew. We got a list of all the talent going and she wasn't on it and everyone else was. Yes. She really gets to play like above the law. Like she plays above the law. Even in the social media world. Or I mean like entertainment, whatever. She always can just do what she wants.

It's like, hey, I'm coming, but no one gets to know. Correct. What the fuck? Because she would have gotten savaged. She would have gotten savaged by the jokes. So anything that was said about her was in real time. Nobody knew she was coming. What did you think about?

I was so pumped that Ben Affleck was there. And he was. It was uncomfortable. No one was laughing in in my head here's my theory i think like he dipped into some of bert's blow that's what it have you guys he did yeah he shouldn't shave the beard but have you guys seen all the hate that jaylo's getting yeah no but it was about his it was like an indirect yeah it was a subtweet i think about all of the hate jayla was getting and he just got up there and was like talking about tom brady's fake this one fake hater that he has he didn't roast tom at

all at all he was sucking his dick and then i was like this is a sub tweet about everyone being mean to jaylo and then yeah and i don't think like brady cares about like somebody who's like you stink at throwing the football it made no sense no sense it was so and i'm such a ben guy i was like it was awful it should have been matt damon the the other notable omission which i again because as much as i would have loved to be there the other guy that i'd be like well he makes more sense than i do is bill burr oh oh dave i went and saw his i saw his special you went to his thing at He did one at the Hollywood Bowl. Yeah, because I was supposed to go with you.

It was the funniest thing. I was like in tears two and a half hours long. The funniest fucking thing. So he's pure Boston. He's like a top comedian in the world. He's so good. I was shocked that he wasn't there. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe he had a conflict, but he seems like somebody. He probably should have been like the host. Especially because – I like Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart does good. Kevin Hart crushed. He does do good at the host too.

He does a really good job at hosting. He's great. He's absolutely great. But Bill Burr, yeah, he kind of seemed – like even to be on the comedian sitting on the side, he's far more connected to Brady than any of the others. He should have been roasting, yeah. He was doing Netflix as a joke already like it's like he was already here for the unless it was like like you said like he had another show somewhere that's the only thing I can think he had some so you know it was shocking

to me that and again this this is a little window into how broken my ego was I was like who the fuck ran this thing and I looked up the lady this thing was announced in 2022 they've been working on it for that long oh wow she has a post from 2022 being like it's finally happening tom brady roast is from over two years ago crazy wow that is insane so it was great you know and again i'm a bossing guy drew bledsoe was awesome his delivery was awesome it was great i was like what the hell you you're like a comedian yeah have you have you ever thought about have you ever thought about doing a roast too yeah well he's like a pro what have you ever thought about doing a roast dave so i've said when i thought i'd be done with barstool i was

gonna end it by trying to sell out m MSG which we want it because they won't give you the venue but like the Boston Gardener or something Wait wait wait why would an MSG give you the venue just because Dolan hates my guts he owns TD Garden would be cooler though Yeah so an evening of hate with Dave

Portnoy where I just go after everybody that I've had pent up aggression and then all our people roast me. Oh that's cool of hate with dave portnoy where i just go after everybody that i've had pent up aggression and then all our people roast me oh that's cool yeah it would kill it would it would crush i would i would could we but that was good on the roasters yeah i was gonna say do i get it yeah it would be all yeah anybody but that was tough to live up to that was really real i wasn't expecting much when i turned on that was fantastic outside of fact, half my company was there and got invited, apparently, except me, which is strange because I went to jail with him. I posted a picture of his kid's dick.

I met him. I've been at the parties. Our entire company is based basically on the Patriots reign. I was there when he came back for Tampa Bay. A lot of things. Other than that, it was great. Right, right, right. I think it set the precedent and there's going to be a lot more roasts on netflix now they kind of just stole it from comedy central well yeah well

jeff ross yeah yeah jeff ross went with it right yeah i mean doing live is clearly their mother doing the fight the jake paul fight yeah so live is something that all those comedians have deals with netflix already so it's like smart it was great lebron would be a great one i tuned in for that in a heartbeat lebron would be a really good one maybe they let him kim kardashian would never massive she never i don't think lebron would either really too sensitive yeah i was surprised brady to be totally honest but i was like what you don't need to do this you're telling me and apparently he did it. He agreed to it two years ago. I think it's kind of, I think it's a pretty cool thing to go do.

I think it makes you look better coming out of it. You can poke fun at yourself. I mean, that's like when Justin Bieber did it, he was at like the stage in his career where he was kind of almost like the most hated. It was after he had like been caught for like urinating in public and doing all this shit. And he goes on that comedy set. And then everyone laughed at him and was like, you know what? He is just a kid.

He is just a kid. And then everyone likes you again. Like it's such a smart move. Humanize you. Game time. Did you know that you get tickets to Whitney Cummings in O'Malley live in New York right now for only 56 bucks? That's right.

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Bruins looked great. Better than I looked against Toronto. Shout out, Bruins. Sleeping. I know. Knocked out the Leafs for the billionth time. What's that, seven in a row now? What did you think of your boy there, Austin Matthews?

Kind of tough look to skip two games, win, come back, and lose. Yeah, super tough look. Super tough look. I mean, I don't even know. I don't know what to make of Toronto anymore. Yeah, they just always lose. The 2024 Met Gala, Sleeping Beauty's reawakened fashion. Dress code was the Garden of Time.

I don't know. I've always said this i want to go to the mcgill i made fun of everything else to go would you really step out in your fashion game though oh yeah you'd have to i don't know what i do but you'd forget about it would be like a josh fit nice yeah the big hitters weren't there like rihanna wasn't there blake lively uh rihanna had the flu well sunday is uh i was gonna say it's a big hitters weren't there. Rihanna wasn't there. Blake Lively. Rihanna had the fluke. Well, Zendaya is a... I was going to say Zendaya kind of is the moment.

Yeah, just like the OG queens of it. Honestly, they should have invited Peaches. That was a miss by them. That would have got torn down the house for sure. Oh. I don't know if we're skipping a little bit ahead, but did you see Lana Del Rey and Kim Kardashian? Hated it.

I thought it was so funny. I thought it was so funny when Lana kept almost hitting Kim in the face with her big dress. Have you not seen that video clip, Dave? No. When they're in the interview and Kim keeps having to move. I hope I don't. Well, thank you.

What is Lana Del Rey doing? Are they friends or not? I hope I don't. Well, thank you. With a magical night. What is Lana Del Rey doing? Are they friends or not? That's why I love Lana, though, because I'm like, she's just like always like it doesn't matter. Everyone that talks in line is an idiot. And she just like does whatever she wants. I'll tell you this. I was at the Derby and it was Taylor Swift rumor city. Like everywhere you went it's like taylor's because travis was there oh at the derby yeah no taylor no taylor no taylor at f1 either did you see

travis no we were i i'm old it's like i i can't stay up past like 945. Right. You got a bedtime, bro. That's okay. He's tired. I get tired. Matt Gale looks. Trying to see if there's any that I'm like. They're always so little. I thought Lizzo retired.

Oh, she came back. Yeah, she came back. It was a short retirement. She pulled a Selener. Yep. Monica Tell is hot. Who's that? People said Lizzo looked like a turd splashing into the toilet.

Yeah, I can see that. Like with the... That's a cool dress from Mona Patel. She's stunning. Dan Levy's suit is kind of sick. Yeah. Yeah, Zendaya looked insane. Emrata's always got her boobs out huh and then she wears this dress every year like in a different variation and then she's gonna be like you're a pervert

if you looked at my tits oh she's just gonna step out of her step out of this crystal gown thing i feel like she just always wears the same thing i didn't even know she was in gone girl i watched gone girl for the first time in my life like two days ago i was like whoa i didn't know she was either yeah yeah gotta maybe watch gone girl i love oh mindy looks great very slow so good kelly i didn't even see that last night i like that i thought gg hadid's dress looked kind of cool but i can't tell sometimes if it's because of the short like that that does look great yeah she was stunning yeah that's great and it it was like crystal-y too like when you see it up close it was so pretty go to taylor russell let me see that one i feel like that vibe kind of gives me star wars vibes that's kind of dope oh i loved hers yeah that looks really cool very garden yeah yeah what about jessica beal

uh yeah she looks stunning but i'd feel like that you should wear that to like the oscars or something dave you see angel reese was there no i didn't yeah angel reese was there i just was shocking to me like i just didn't think when i thought that gala. I didn't see that. This was shocking to me. Like I just didn't think when I thought Met Gala my mind didn't go to Angel Reese. No. You know what I mean? Oh yeah there she is. I see her on the sheet.

That's cool. What did she wear? It was just like a blue She looks good. Yeah. Oh she looks really pretty. Elle Fanning was one of my favorite. She did the glass

in the story that they're all written like that they're supposed to be doing the thing after all the flowers were they're all written like that they're supposed to be doing the thing after all the flowers were glass so she's like a glass flower thing i have i have a concept that may well yeah can we no i won't say it well you're not gonna pitch your concept you don't want them to steal no yes that's exactly it josh i knew it i knew that's what it would be so i don't want to steal it but i'll tell you to and you can react to it because we so we can bleep, and you can react to it.

We can bleep it out. We can bleep it out. That's so sweet. But that's an easily stealable idea, so I didn't want to say it. Yeah, don't give it away. Don't give it away. Yeah, save it. All right. Sabrina Carpenter and Jake Gyllenhaal on SNL on March 8th.

I'm beginning to think this program is trying to bait me into negative shit. Yeah. Like, how is that their fault that they're both on? That I'm not going to get mad. If you ask Jake Gyllenhaal to host, I don't think this is a responsibility to be like, who's the musical talent and vice versa. So don't try to get me going,in i think snl is just smart yeah i think snl knows what they're doing yeah i love people are gonna talk i'd love to go at snl again in new york uh taylor swift

hints at adding ttpd to eras tour setlist of course i expect that when i go in miami you have to right at least a couple songs. It's another era. I feel like this tour has been going on for three years. Ever. I know. It's actually, every time you talk about it, that it's still happening, I'm like, what? Yeah, it's restarting in Paris right now.

I'm like, has she been a human? How do you tour for that long? And how consistent? Is it touring where it's like once a weekend she does no because she does when she goes to these places she does three or four shows at each location props to her man that's like insane she just she loves money yeah and touring yeah i think she just loves her fans like she hasn't been in paris like she's still good she hasn't been in miami like she's going to every major city.

Selena Gomez takes heat for Benny Blanco picture. Fans are upset with Selena Gomez for taking a crude picture with her boyfriend. Benny Blanco's new cookbook, Open Wide. Wait, why is she in trouble for this? For, like, subtly doing an ad? No, because she took a picture where, like, it's his body on the cake. Oh, she's sucking his dick on the book. It's like she's making a little oral sex joke's sucking his dick on the book it's like he she's making a little oral sex joke yeah get out of here get out of here grow up exactly who let

her get a little dick suck on if she wants to on a book she's sucking a book's cock yeah who cares yeah it's knowledge books don't have dicks that's like when people got mad about the fake bears um umg and tiktok strike a deal that's good so you can put music back on yep tiktok good for you stuff maria mariah carrie gets glam post roller coaster she went far for having her assistant brush her hair following a roller coaster ride it seemed mariah didn't even wait to get the ride to fix the glam header fixing it while still on the right that's not shocking me yeah she's like a diva queen girl yeah like when we were doing pizza reviews in the beginning with like

celebs I was stunned they had like hair and makeup like for a pizza review I'm like what are you guys doing like a fucking pizza review Rihanna ASAP Rocky at F1 all the celebs are at F1 a lot of people were there that's a great look that rihanna gave her

oh i love rihanna so that look should be illegal in like 17 states yeah she is so hot yeah fucking rihanna what is she so nice and cool she's i wish she was at the mecca just so i could see what she wore the second look does nothing. The second look's a little weird. I would not put that on the sheet. It's the sit-down. F1 price is expensive. I saw this on the site. What is up?

But that's F1 now. This is real? Seems it. Well, maybe there are giant portions. If I'm coming through and buying $280 Maine lobster rolls, I better be getting a little bit of Selena book treatment. That's all I'm coming through and buying $280 Maine lobster rolls, I better be getting a little bit of Selena book treatment. That's all I'm saying. $280 for a lobster roll?

You better be sucking my book. $120 for steamed buns? Have you guys gone to F1? No, but, dude, $190 for a fruit refresher? $180 for nachos? Yeah, I guess it's stunning, but yet that's kind of what I expected, F1. What?

We know this is real. Yeah, it's the VIP section. What is the portion size? So they're just like, these rich people can pay for it. We're going to jack it up. Yeah, we're going to fucking hammer them. And you're going to be starving,

so you can't bring food in. It's like you have to buy it. But if you're in VIP, don't you a lot of times have like a nice like little sweet area to sit in that that seems like fake vip like carbone beach is vip like that is like probably i don't even know what that means what i don't even know what carbone beach means like carbone sets up a whole area like lebron was there i got an invite to that no big deal tom brady roast but i was at the kentucky derby uh i got a lot of invites like todd graves oh yeah they had a huge section big time a plus celebs got an invite to that no big deal tom brady's roast um nice nice but this looks like you can buy like Coachella VIPs, like anybody can buy it, but you're not actually a VIP. Does that make any sense?

Yeah, there's like tiers where it's like the actual VIPs are somewhere else. Madonna plays show for 1.6 million people. She's still got it. That's crazy. Free concert in Rio. The only place you're doing 1.6 million people is Rio, man. Brazil shows up to everything. Anytime there's like an

American or like North American pop star or culture like phenomenon that pulls up to Brazil, game over. They show up like no one else. Yeah, they're the opposite of haters. Ryan Garcia allegedly tested positive PDs about a week and a half after Garcia beat Devin Haney.

It's been reported that Garcia tested positive for performance-handed substance Osterin the day before the fight. Garcia denied taking steroids, saying he won't even know where to get them. Somebody else said that once. I forget who. Suggests his news came out because he's seen with Trump. I don't know. There's always allegations after. I'm not going to put too much into that yeah uh another with another boeing whistleblower found dead i still haven't

seen that first movie what's the movie about it is there a movie about it no we talked about there's another movie that we were talking about with the conspiracy yeah the octopus or the eight yeah but i mean this is this is it's too coincidental to be just a coincidence it's actually scary you're telling me that there's now been two of these people that have died healthy he looks a fast growing mysterious infection interest well there's still like 10 other whistleblowers left so we'll see yeah they don't they don't all dox them as well but imagine how scared they are you gotta be super scared apparently the attorneys are saying that uh the deaths don't scare the last 10 or the 10 other whistleblowers huh that's what the attorney came

out with they're four line or lie yeah i spice his former friend leaks text about nikki minaj i spice his former friend bark baby storm who's an aspiring singer and rapper has been putting ice by some blast most recently baby storm posted screenshots that are allegedly between her and ice vice where ice vice calls nikki minaj ungrateful and delusional what an asshole move i wouldn't even read this text for a friend to post old text true or not true scag, can't give you the time of day. Yeah, you don't deserve to even be mentioned. Also, it's like opinions change. You're texting a friend.

You know what I mean? You're texting a friend, yeah. Yeah, you're saying things maybe you don't really even fully mean or just in a one-off joke. Chill on that. Yeah, because you're not saying it to the masses. You're not really thinking about it. Reading the story, I didn't know what she was going to say but like ungrateful and delusional isn't like the worst thing ever to be said about somebody and when they said aspiring singer and rapper she's just doing it to get exactly and to

be seen yeah uh meat mop divide divides the internet videos when a viral woman slaughtering meat with a sauce from a mothering oh sling. Oh, slathering. Well, it's assumed that people divide it on getting past the idea of eating food that's touching mop. Who cares if it's clean? Of course it's clean. Who fucking cares? If it's clean, then it literally doesn't matter at all. It's effective. It's a meat mop. Yeah.

Yeah, that's dumb. Who would be just people morally opposed to the idea? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Oh, where's the BFFs corner? Jaden takes a shot. I saw this on my For You page. I didn't watch it. Jaden takes a shot at BFFs using Kendra Lamar's diss tracking for it.

Jaden took shots at BFFs for hating on him in 2021 after she and Nessa. What are these two comments? What are these two comments? Not much there. No, not a lot. It's kind of silly fun. What is this? He said he liked I'm really funny.

Who's JXDN? That's him. That's Jaden. That's how he spells it. So he went from like, so he likes me. So we're good. Yeah yeah i think it was just silly that was silly poke in the bear yeah i had no problem with that i think that's an old tweet though i think that's from september 2nd no that's from under the video amdosha came for

is like don't come after my boy and he he's like yeah he's great's great. Yeah. Dave Derby, I already said this. Oh, how was Call Her Daddy? Did you go on? Yeah, I went on. Oh, God. Oh, shoot. I don't know how it'll be. They said they were going to give us the episode so that we could watch it and react on this, and they just never gave it to us.

That's not a good sign either. Is it? Wait, what? What do you mean? Give us the tea. You don't have to tell us what you said but why why are you on the fence about it here before that would be a first for bf it comes out tonight so we can cut anything that doesn't end up being in the episode oh so tonight give us all of it i don't have to sit through a podcast and listen to it. Celtics girl. You want to call her that?

Yeah, let's call her Celtics girl. Oh, also saw that she was at Miss Peach's gala with you. She was here with me all week. We could call her. We could call her all week girl. We could call her all week girl. She doesn't live in Miami, so she was spending the week with me. So she went to the gala.

It was either that or stay home. The Celtics. And we had plans to go to the Derby. So she was with me walking into Alex Cooper. That was planned long before Alex wanted to call her daddy. I was like, yeah, I'll do it. I thought Alice Cooper would, if I'm like, please just don't talk about her. I was wrong.

Very much so. Alex focused on it quite a bit. So despite me saying, please don't focus on that. It was focused on. It was the focus. Really? The whole focus. Would you say it's the focus, Austin?

I'd say probably probably 30 of the interview oof that's a that's a good who's the whole opening maybe 25 minutes you know what i really missed and i mean missed she let off she's like so how's leonardo dicaprio doing like you guys are kind of like i don't know similar implying that he likes younger women. And I think the implication was either. But what's the difference in age between Bradley Cooper and Hadid? She's at least 30. Hadid? Yeah.

I have no idea. I'm going to bank on she's at least 30 or 28 or something. She's 29. How old is Cooper? He's 49. 20 year. 20 year difference. 20 year. or something. She's 29. How old is Cooper? He's 49. 20 year. 20 year difference. 20 year.

Yeah, but dude, 29. How old is this new girl, Dave? We don't talk about ages on this show, Brie. But she's not as young as everyone's saying. I think she's 24, right? Older. Older? Yeah.

By like a lot? Yeah. So age difference is still. My point is, if you're gonna call me lean i'll call me bradley cooper since that's what i call 20 she's 24 and six months no no significantly significant anyways i don't think it went great oh damn all right man do you think that's all right anything hey dude what do you think oh she's gonna cut that she's definitely gonna cut that she's like tom brady's coming to uh i wish you were taping it

austin she's like tom brady's was supposed to come to our unwell network party austin obviously um what's his face bonner kevin bonner brady's right hand man thanks for the invite uh used to work for me so austin texted him instantly what i saw him on the carpet and okay so you know we were supposed to interview tom brady yeah o'malley said he got fucked yeah and kevin bonner look me in the eyes we used to do bffs together and then like ushered brady past me and o'malley i was like that that is they confirmed us that's uh that's what kevin barnard does he's an usher that's why he could be my guy i needed work done he's an usher no offense i like him but he's very good at protecting like brady like austin austin would feed me the sharks i he but he's good at what he does I don't need that yeah but you were told

I don't know if Netflix lied to us but they were like Tom like maybe they did to get us there but like for what they were like that's the only reason we went they said you are confirmed by Tom Brady's team to interview him yeah that's bullshit yeah and then we didn't like I literally flew

across the country to go to interview him and we that's absolute fucking bullshit, and then we didn't. Like, I literally flew across the country to go to interview him. That's absolute fucking bullshit. Yeah, I wouldn't be too happy. It was really, really sad. We got Gronk, and, like, Dana White loves me and Grace, but what the fuck? It was like we went there for Tom Brady. Did Gronk know who you were? Do you know Gronk?

I don't think he – no, I don't think he did. That's what's crazy. Like, if I – like, I know – I don i don't like i'm friends with grump edelman and menthol like everyone up yeah anyways call her daddy get into your jealous i'm very curious to see i was asking her not to bring it up i like don't because i'm gonna oh he says he don't because I'm going to. Oh, he says he don't want to be in the public eye, but then he keeps doing stupid shit. Kind of like you can't bring her to things that you know she's going to be photographed at. If I didn't sit behind the Celtics, nobody would know she exists. The pet gala too.

Why would they put a picture of that at the fucking. Because that's the that's the tea Dave that's all anyone cares about no but Dave people come on so what am I supposed to do never go out with anybody ever again go to things just me and Austin always as a date

Austin was there boys are back no you gotta you gotta just do it Dave you're doing nothing wrong Boys are back. No, you got it. You got it. You got to just do it. No, you got it. Dave, you're doing nothing wrong. All right.

No. You got to just live life. Sadly, people are going to take photos. You can't hide it. No, I guess I got to go quit side Celtics for the rest of my life. Yeah. Damn, that sucks. Plan B versus BFS.

Feud continues. Graves said Dave ambushed her when he came on BFFs last week. That's not true. Yeah, can we squash this beef between you and Grace? Can we squash this beef? I have no beef with Grace at all. You know what's crazy? People actually have come up to me over the last week and been like,

so what's the beef with Dave and Grace? Like no word of a lie. I've had friends come up to me and be like, are Grace and Dave beefing? And I was like, no, what are you talking about? I have no beef.

It looked bad. It's real. Yeah. I'm like, I also tweeted like Feidelberg and Brie got invited to the Brady roast and didn't say O'Malley when O'Malley specifically told me she was going, but I didn't know they were related at that point. Like I totally had forgotten about it.

And I saw Brie post a picture. I saw feidelberg on tv so no no no beef no beef sexy red was at zach's concert twerking about i was so fucking mad you were mad that sexy red was twerking no i i was mad i wasn't there to fucking see her twerk. I'm the number one sexy Red fan in the world. The whole team knows it. I play sexy Red all the time. Zach actually is like, who is sexy Red? What is going on? Yeah, you would have been like, shake that ass for Zach. Shake that ass for me. Oh my God. I texted her immediately. You just said exactly how I'm the number one sexy Red fan i'm the one who told everybody about this person everyone knows i love it and they do this thing without

me that is exactly how i feel i was heartbroken the day i left zach goes i have heartbreaking news and i'm like what he was like sexy red's team reached out because they're from there but i do have good news for us she said she would come on bffs oh nice that'd be sick let's run it yeah let's do it i just want to keep saying it so that she has to yeah we put it out publicly let's read comments and then end this episode whatever you say man let's do that let's do that all right let's do it let's do this josh you're like 23 if you don't have one now you're you ain't grown a beard I'm 22 that could be true though no

I feel like guys sometimes you're just a late bloomer alright people sometimes take time to grow beards but you're full grown like

yeah I'm not a miniature you're like a full grown human I'm yes I'm full grown I think I'm I think I'm still grown walking in blind to a conversation where I say this beef might be I'm full grown. I think I'm still grown. Walking in blind to a conversation around Isaiah's beef might be the scariest thing in the world.

I don't even know what that's in reference to. About O'Malley. Oh. Grace of it all. All right. If no Nan talk it, Brianna better go hard for Caitlin Clark. Oh, I can't talk? Caitlin Clark.

Sorry, Dave. Caitlin Clark. Caitlin Clark. Oh, I can't talk. Caitlin Clark. Sorry, Dave. Caitlin Clark. Caitlin Clark. Caitlin Clark crushed it in her first WNBA game. She looked great. Team Caitlin for life. Dave, we won't let you forget that you owe us Kanye diss track. People want to see it, Dave.

The last time I said I'd write a diss track, it came out three years later. It's like the Brady roast. No one besides Dave actually goes in detail this is true about his personal relationships the other two just beat around the bush about no matter what it is or they asked to get taken off the sheet i don't think that is fair to dave to be honest thank you s thought this might be one three facts the biggest joke comment i've ever seen not i think it's like what are we talking about we got me and josh have gotten i got destroyed this year by you guys and i told you Biggest joke comment I've ever seen. Not facts. I feel like- What are we talking about? Me and Josh have gotten- I got destroyed this year by you guys, and I told you everything. Just because I've had a girlfriend for the last year is the only reason why I've been

out of the mix. Like, all my stuff is always out on the podcast. Everything. Everything. Honestly, Dave, you were pretty vague about New Girl last week because you just- Pretty vague. You just said a few details. That's right. What do you mean? That she was there all week because you just pretty vague details. That's right.

She was there all week. No name. Like no number of age. No, nothing. Nothing. She's a private citizen. She's a civilian. She's not a rock star.

When I get with a girl, you're like, you're like, so you guys fucking you fucking. That's what happens when I'm with a girl. That's the first question I get asked. First thing. So you fuck. What? Yeah. If you're dating, if you're dating dave portnoy you're not a private 47 no a private citizen can't date me bray but you're you're gonna you're not gonna be a private citizen yeah i i've i had a girlfriend that nobody knew about still they don't what's before well that's because she's a private citizen she knows

if she's listening to bff she's like yep fuck right i stayed private it's how long i think how long is that relationship though how long it's up to the girl if the girl's like private and doesn't want like has no father nothing then you stay private so you keep it off the sheet is what you're saying. No, you guys are peppering me with questions. Oh, well, you just said if you had a private girl, you're keeping it off the sheet. Keep it private.

Correct, I would. Oh, well, there's the hole. So this comment debunked. Yep. No, but when you ask me about it and when I'm caught, I spill my guts like i'm being waterboarded that's fair maybe i don't know petition but dave just show his phone wallpaper what like what's your phone background what's your background how do you show it you just kind of

turn your phone on and no dave the lock screen the lock screen rather how do you show it you just kind of turn your phone on and no dave the lock screen the lock rather how do you turn your turn your phone off your phone like when your phone yeah oh what's yours josh mine is a picture of me and gabby laughing in bed smiling and i'm grabbing her boob. Look at Boston. Oh. Y'all's are cute. Beaches. Dogs. I mean, I'm kind of a dog in my photo. You know what I mean? Okay.

Everything about Josh makes me feel like a Reddit snarker. His best trait is his shamelessness to be cringe for views. Yeah, bro. Righteous is basically all he ever says. I've never heard him say righteous in my life. Get fucked, Brad Chevy. What a name. I he ever says. I've never heard of righteous in my life. Get fucked, Brad Chevy. What I like Ford anyways. I like Ford anyways.

I don't. I do like Chevy. But anyways, fuck you, Brad. Yeah, fuck you, man. Dave just reminded us he can't take any form of criticism. Crazy comedian. Learn how to laugh at yourself. I don't even know what you're talking about.

I'm not mad at Grace. I like Grace. That's what I was trying to say. And I don't even know what they're talking about. You came to me where you like grace that's what i was trying to say and i don't even know what they're talking about you came to me where you like grace was said fuck you or something to me yeah she was like fuck don't save dogs or whatever right i didn't know someone was like you guys are like we're coming in and talking fourth of july and staying in your room i'm like no you're not you're like oh everyone's like fuck dave it's like all right let's just chill out i haven't been in my house for a day it was the Easter thing I think

that really did it it was the Easter thing that they played you going with the Easter bunny yeah oh yeah right and she deserved to get criticized for that hard hands makes a heart pop up do hard hands I also heard if you do two thumbs down it rains.

Mine doesn't work, so it's like dumb. It's because I'm probably... Oh, I'm getting all of them. I'm getting all of them. It's probably because I'm the same host. It's because I got the new iMac. What is up? They're always questioning, but he's always right.

Let's just end it there. That's the last comment. What? That's perfect. No way. No, that's it that's awesome you listen to that yeah