BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DID SABRINA CARPENTER BETRAY TAYLOR SWIFT? — BFFs EP. 170

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

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Starting point is 00:01:06 Okay, PFF's new episode. Get right into it. Sabrina Carpenter models for Skims. Sabrina Carpenter has been a staple opener on Swiss Air Tour as a new campaign with Skims. Fuck her. Oh, fuck her. I forgot. She looks great though well i mean yeah nothing to a little
Starting point is 00:01:28 magic of photoshop and shit can't do i mean anybody's gonna look great when they're doing a skims campaign when you have the kardashian airbrush artist the mafia i mean they're they're the best airbrushers in the game so they're going to put their whole mafia behind no i'm not saying she's not pretty but like what do you think we're getting ugly more importantly i thought her and taylor were like best friends yeah this seems a little insane for her to do when she's the opener for the everstore and then kardashians like that rat kardashians are rat she's like reping. They're posting each other. And I guess something stinks here. So now Skims and Kardashian, who is a rat, has gotten Brittany Mahomes, Sabrina Carpenter, Lana Del Rey. It's like everybody who's in her most recent inner circle is modeling for...
Starting point is 00:02:25 These are a random group of... Taylor must not care. But why is she handpicking... Taylor's friends? Yeah. Well, Lana Del Rey's huge. Sabrina Carpenter and Brittany Mahomes is kind of random. I mean, Brittany Mahomes was random.
Starting point is 00:02:44 I mean, there's a million people in the world. And they're handpicking her, like, best-ish friends. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It does get a little weird when you throw the – for me, it's the Brittany Mahomes in the mix kind of makes it seem obviously targeted. Like, there's so many people that would fit the Skims profile, I feel like, that you would go to before you go to britney mahomes right yeah yeah and even like lana del rey is she like a sexy
Starting point is 00:03:11 skims type of gal she's a sexy tim skims type of gal she is i think she's a sexy skims type of gal can i see a picture of lana del rey please do you do you know who she is? Kinda. Yeah, I mean, I know she's got songs with Taylor and stuff on Midnight. I thought Lana Del Rey was more classic. There is absolutely no way when you look at Lana Del Rey that you think she's a skim, sexy
Starting point is 00:03:38 type of gal. No way. Her songs are sexy. She's a classic sexy. She looks like she's from Great Gatsby or something. I listen to the Great Gatsby Calm almost every night on the Calm app. I highly recommend it. Yeah. What is it about the Great Gatsby Calm?
Starting point is 00:03:56 Is it like there's a party going on in the background? No, but they're at a party. And you get put to sleep by this? Correct. You would too. Let me grab my phone real quick and i'll just play you is it like a woman brings you into a room no i i uh it's a guy's voice you guys have never listened to sleep stories on com wait a guy i can't listen to anything okay well i may change silence all right hold on let's see if you guys will be able to hear it um because right at my like i always uh all right here we go home
Starting point is 00:04:33 recently played great gatsby sleep story good evening my name is eduardo yeah i'm already asleep and tonight i have the pleasure of reading to you one of the classics of American literature. Literature? In 1922, as F. Scott Fitzgerald is about to begin his next novel, he wrote in a letter to his editor,
Starting point is 00:05:01 I want to write something new. This is how you sleep every night. Yeah. This isn't even the book. He's telling you the process of making the book. The resulting story is none other than Reed Gatsby.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Now it starts. Here, I can go a little further into the story. I need to get it. Between women who never knew each other's names the lights grow brighter as the earth lurches away from the sun and you listen to this story every night i listen i i you're scared i wrote it well then you creep me out i i rotate between right now,
Starting point is 00:05:45 the great gas, be Jupiter and his mighty company in a love letter to Africa. Is it always, always Eduardo? No, no. If you wanted, you could get like Matthew McConaughey reading you a story.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Oh, but you just, you messed with, I don't, I don't like knowing the person's voice that I'm hearing. Like I recognize voice, right? Not ominous. That was like peaceful. Like, I don't recognize the voice. Not ominous.
Starting point is 00:06:07 That was, like, peaceful. Anyways, fuck Sabrina Carpenter. Okay. Back to that. Back to that. Yeah, I saw your post. I saw your post. Just disloyal. Unless somehow, but I don't think she is.
Starting point is 00:06:22 I think Taylor truly hates Kim. So I don't know what's going on. I didn't like it. Because what if Taylor gave her the little permission, you know? Yeah, I feel like she doesn't care. He's like, hey, go do it. Get your bag. Get your bag.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Yeah, maybe. But it's like, then still fuck everybody. It's one of those things, it's not even about permission. If you have to ask, don't put your friend in the, like, what's the friend? You shouldn't work for someone that't put your friend in the like what's the friend you shouldn't work for someone that completely fucked your friend over ever you're one of your best friends yeah even if she doesn't care it's like you don't cross that line and again it's like really putting and we're just hypothesizing here great use that word but if sabrina carper is like i really want
Starting point is 00:07:01 to do this i could use the money but if you don't want me to, I won't. It puts Taylor in an impossible situation. What are you going to answer? Yeah, because, well, I didn't put you on tour and made you like 100x more famous, so maybe you just pass on this one. Yeah, because she's going to get another campaign. Yeah, I don't know if she's hurting for cash too bad. No.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Gypsy Rose Blanchard, her husband's split, shortly have to get rid of her public social media pages. Gypsy Rose Blanchard revealed on a private shortly after getting rid of her public social media pages. Gypsy Rose Blanchard revealed on a private Facebook page in a post obtained by the press that she and her husband Ryan have separated. She has moved home with her parents. Gypsy and Ryan were married for about two years, and Gypsy was released from prison about three months ago. People have been asking what's going on in their life.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Unfortunately, they split. Are you guys surprised by this? I haven't followed this couple really at all. I know they are just because of this show, but I don't really have an opinion guess the fire d didn't hold out yeah that d wasn't too fire wasn't fire enough to keep the relationship going she must have like adopted parents or something right like foster because she has her biological father okay and i think maybe her stepmom i would assume all right all right but But I didn't think that this relationship was probably going to last forever. But they were married, and they seemed happy, so it's kind of random.
Starting point is 00:08:14 This next one. Interviewer thought Dana White was Joe Rogan. An interviewer named Sage Steele. I'll stop right there. I know exactly who Sage Steele is. I didn't need an interviewer named Sage Steele. I actually sat next. She used to be an anchor on ESPN Sports Center.
Starting point is 00:08:30 I sat next to her at UFC. Stunning. Like, stunning woman. Probably knocks onto my top 50. Like, see, I'm getting better than my top 10. But very pretty. So she confused Dana with Joe Rogan. She knows exactly who both these people are
Starting point is 00:08:46 she goes to ufc events i think it's a honest like i could see myself doing that once you think it was just like in the middle of a conversation she said the name joe rogan but knows it's dana white total like let's take like boston with the boys a podcast with taylor one and um will compton sometimes i just i'll screw that up. I've done it before with like Biz and Whitney for chicken. It's like. I get the Boston and the boys mixed up too. Yeah, but you know who they are, right?
Starting point is 00:09:12 Yeah. Right. So these two, Joe and Dana are so closely aligned. They're at the same events. They both, it's not, I don't think it's that big of a deal. Right. Yeah. Wait, can we see the clip?
Starting point is 00:09:24 Is it like super uncomfortable? It's a little weird. I think it's weir of a deal. Right. Wait, can we see the clip? Is it like super uncomfortable? It's a little weird. I think it's weirder they're wearing no socks. I mean, no shoes. Trying to do the Drew Barrymore comfy thing. Yeah. What's Joe Rogan's dream? What's Joe Rogan's dream?
Starting point is 00:09:38 Joe Rogan and Dana White. Did you just think I was Joe Rogan? I totally did. You thought I was fucking Joe Rogan. Yeah, I thought you were Joe Rogan. I was bald before Joe was ever bald. I know, I know. Joe Rogan and Dana White are literally the only two people that I have the...
Starting point is 00:09:53 Wait, let me finish. I have the respect for because of how you freaking stood up and support others. It wasn't that bad. No, and she knows them. Listen, we've seen other clips where Dana does get pretty insulted, right, when he was on the Howie Mandel. They're friends. They know each other really well.
Starting point is 00:10:12 I was there, and they're talking. So I don't think Dana gave a fuck. He's like, oh, that's a funny slip-up. Yeah. World's most random dinner party. Snoop Dogg's son, Cordell, posed a picture of himself. Snoop Dogg, De Niro, awesome butler at dinner in what seems to be Snoop Dogg's son, Cordell, posed a picture of himself, Snoop Dogg, De Niro, awesome butler at dinner
Starting point is 00:10:26 in what seems to be Snoop Dogg's home. Snoop Dogg said the group was talking numbers. I love this group of people. Oh, yeah. Crazy. Coming soon. See, and then underneath it says, who's your dream three-person dinner party
Starting point is 00:10:42 that are alive? You can't put us on the spot for a question like that. Like, that's an... I would need to, like, build a... make a graph and do pros and cons. That's an important question. You can't just rip it off the top of your head.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Yeah, alright. But I need to be reminded who I gotta think about putting in here. I need to be reminded. Dead or alive, huh. Dead or alive. Dead or alive? Why don't we just do alive? Yeah, let's just do alive.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Maybe we come back with dead, just dead after. But we'll start with just alive. Just alive next week. I'm surprised you guys can't just do it right now. I haven't even gone to bed yet. You haven't gone to bed?
Starting point is 00:11:26 Ooh, Bree. No, I'm going crazy. Bree's so tough. It was not tough. It was a birthday party last night. Why do you guys always do this to me? Talk about how they don't sleep. People that don't sleep love to talk about how they do this.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I wish I slept. I'm not a rock star. Birthday party and we didn't sleep. Next, she's going to ask how many hours of sleep we got. I didn't sleep because my dog gonna ask how many hours of sleep because my dog was crazy oh do you know that i had like probably 50 emails being like i heard you're the guest singer at in new york wait what yeah they thought i was singing revival in new york wait really that was like a rumor that was did they think you were in the bunny suit? I don't even know what the bunny suit is.
Starting point is 00:12:06 They were saying, I know he brings up somebody to sing the song, and they thought I was going up to sing the song. Would you do that? No way, right? No. Yeah, no way. Didn't think so. No. One co-
Starting point is 00:12:18 I'd like to be asked so I can say no. Exactly. One con- Conjoined. One conjoined twin gets married. This should be illegal. But like what else? Oh, what?
Starting point is 00:12:29 They just don't, they can't get married? Well, I guess if the other one's like fine, but you're not dating, you're like. No, but they both got married. What? It's just one of them? It says one. The headline says one co-joined twin gets married co-joined
Starting point is 00:12:46 twins abby and britney hansel who used to have their own show tlc revealed that abby got married in 2021 to nurse an army vet josh bowling the announcement has left people curious about the dynamics of the relationship it right every night's a threesome or the one just kind of has to put a blindfold on. Yeah, just kind of sit there. Take a sedative? That's crazy. I don't know. Can we see the first dance?
Starting point is 00:13:14 It feels really wrong to laugh at that. No, half of it. What's the other one doing? I can see the other one's face. Oh, so, no, they're all getting married. That's what I'm thinking. You all are getting married. They have both arms around him. Yeah, one controls the left and one controls the right arm, right?
Starting point is 00:13:42 Yeah. So, technically, or is she just being like, hey, I got you, bro. I got you. Let me help you with the arm wraparound, you know? Yeah, I think that has to be a thrumple. Yeah, and like the other one I assume has to say yes. At the altar? No, like he proposed to one and then so he proposed to Abby.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Abby then has to propose to Brittany. Oh, you think? Yeah, because what if Brittany's like, I hate this guy? Yeah, there's no escaping that. What did Abby and Brittany say? They responded. Oh, okay. And then we got like a doctor sketch of something, which I don't want to, I don't know what that's all about on the sheet.
Starting point is 00:14:25 This is so interesting. This is a message to all the haters out there. If you don't like what I do, but you watch everything I'm doing, you're still a fan. That was the response. Hard. I love that quote. I don't know how it applies to this at all.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Nope, but I've had fun with it. Yeah, I guess we just have questions. I don't care. That was was awesome that was the best response you could have good for them i'm happy for all three of them yeah i'm happy they're happy no and so the question is i don't i've never heard of these people does it make sense that only one of them is married no it doesn't they're dancing together well maybe the other one is going to get married i don't know the specifics they have one they have one Do they have two vaginas? Awesome. I don't know the specifics. They have one set.
Starting point is 00:15:08 They have one set of reproductive organs. Look, we have this graph. One set of reproductive organs, one small intestine, one pelvis. If they had two vaginas, then I'd say... Because she's got to feel it, too. Correct.
Starting point is 00:15:23 They do have double of a lot of things, just not the because she's got to feel it too. Correct. Right? Yeah. Yep. They do have double of a lot of things, just not the reproductive organs. Like they both have their own heart. They both got their own lungs. So it's a threesome. It's a throuple. And I'm fine with that. I don't know why you say it's,
Starting point is 00:15:38 they got married to the same guy. Yeah. Like what if the other one's like, I like the other guy. Well, maybe they'll get a, she'll get a husband and then it's a foursome oh maybe then the guys now need to get married to each other too well yep a little bit i don't know yes yeah because they're gonna be they're gonna be with
Starting point is 00:15:55 this like your your wife is going to be getting fucked now by the other guy so it's all together it's true yeah lizzo quits music after receiving criticisms for headlining a fundraiser for joe biden's presidential campaign lizzo said she quits many people have interpreted this as quitting the music industry in hollywood who cares yeah i guess bye that's a good point i mean lizzo can do whatever she wants yeah she wants to quit she quits oh i she quits. I feel like every artist says she quits. Yeah. Maybe in the mood.
Starting point is 00:16:27 She was in a bad mood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sydney Sweeney joins Brie, doesn't need sleep. Look at us. Sydney Sweeney revealed that she's able to function off a very, very little amount of sleep, rumoredly about two hours a night, and that she's never had coffee before. I don't know how... I'm opposite.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I cannot function. I would love that. If you could not sleep? I know. I need a lot of sleep. I would't know how... I'm opposite. I cannot function. I would love that. If you could not sleep? I need a lot of sleep. I would be so dominant at everything. That'll catch up to you though. Imagine you only needed two hours of sleep a day. 22 hours a day
Starting point is 00:16:55 to just do whatever. Getting a lot done. Doing at least 10 more push-ups a day. 20 maybe. Five more sit-ups. Herschel Walker. The old running back used to say not sleeping just do push-ups a day. 20 maybe. Five more sit-ups. Herschel Walker. The old running back used to not sleep and just do push-ups and pull-ups. He was ripped. There is like a thing, though, where you do only need two hours of sleep, I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:17:15 But it's like a really rare thing that only like 2% of people have or 0.2% of people have or something like that. And their body can function fully off of two hours. It's a superpower. If it doesn't hurt you. I think it doesn't, but I could be very wrong. I'm not a doctor. Facts.
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Starting point is 00:18:38 Crops that set up once a quarter, once every six months. Yep. Yep. Hailey Bieber showed support for beyonce's country album cowboy carter by posting a screenshot of beyonce's version of dolly parkland's song jolene where beyonce talks about the desperation of women trying to split her marriage many people interpreted hayley's story with the caption whoo as shade at selena gomez later selena posted a story mouthing the words the boy is mine which, which people assume is Selena singing Ariana Grande's new version of the boy is mine.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Oh, they need to grow up. I don't even understand what we're talking about. I, Jolene's a great song. Yeah. It's a banger. Jolene has been catching shade for years.
Starting point is 00:19:18 I don't, I don't really think if someone says, like you, you nailed Jolene, you can automatically revert that to like a slight. I think she's just talking about probably because everyone wants to marry Justin Bieber. It's not just about Selena Gomez.
Starting point is 00:19:34 You know, I think that the mass public has gotten this drama a little bit wrong. It might be a hot take, but I think that Hailey Bieber has been painted to be a hot take but i think what do you think hayley bieber has been painted to be the crazy one that's what i've been saying i don't know if she really is this is what i've been saying josh so who is the crazy one or is there no i hate it it hurts my heart it like tears me up on the inside because selena gomez was like my like celebrity crush growing up i like i just loved wizards of waverly place wow so um
Starting point is 00:20:08 i think it might i've also heard like little things through the grapevines in la like i think it might be selena gomez that's actually the one that's wow a little bit unhinged or just like likes to get in the drama she doesn't take breaks from social media i'm pretty sure she thinks the social media breaks when you close the app. She takes breaks but comes right back on. She just closes the app, I think, and thinks that's a break.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Yeah. That's like LeBron. When she just turns her phone off, you know? LeBron does that. He's like, I'm going to do zero dark playoffs, and then he'll just post a second later. And it's like, you lasted three seconds. Beyonce's album features. while fans did not get
Starting point is 00:20:46 collabs from artists expected like taylor swift and lady gaga beyonce still made waves with features from people like miley cyrus post malone dolly parton willie nelson miley and beyonce's song uh two most wanted is predicted to be one of the top charting songs from the album i haven't heard it okay either wait what the fuck? Who wrote this? As a Miley fan, how does Brie feel about the song? What am I? I've made it real clear I'm a Miley fan. I'm the biggest Miley fan.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Says who? Says me. Says the sheet. Says the sheet. I mean, I'm a gigantic Miley fan. I wish we had a Miley friggin' scale. Okay, well, let's listen to the song. You haven't even listened to it yet,
Starting point is 00:21:25 Dave, and you're going to be a Miley fan. 2, 3, 4 You're a shark Damn, damn, damn 1, 2, 3, 4 I wish I could turn Miley up a little bit there. I know. Yeah, so I was going to say that I think Miley is great. I just don't like
Starting point is 00:22:26 Beyonce's voice for country. It just doesn't work for me. I was just about to say that. It's like, it's not that Beyonce isn't amazing, which she is, obviously, but Miley's voice right there just suits those lyrics
Starting point is 00:22:38 so much better, right? When you hear her, it makes the song sound like the writing almost sounds better coming off of Miley's voice than Beyonce's. But it could be the exact same words if it's a country song. That's how it's not. I agree with you. It's not putting down Beyonce.
Starting point is 00:22:56 She just doesn't have a country voice to me. So she's singing kind of like the way she sings. Yeah. And Miley does have a country twang to it. A hundred percent. Miley has country twang to it a hundred percent miley has that twang she has that little like rasp in her voice if she wants to too like she can just she gets there and what's the song is it from when she says shotgun rider it almost remind me of like
Starting point is 00:23:18 tim mcgraw but it reminded me of maybe his Midnight Rider, who's like, I've been listening to a ton lately. What's his face? Oh, my God. My brain, my brain. Don't sleep on my brain dying. I'm feeling like that as well. That your brain or my night brain?
Starting point is 00:23:43 My brain. And I think your brain is going to Josh. Your brain. That's pretty good. I got sleep last night, though. Good for you. I got home late because speaking of this next thing, what did I do? Oh, Caitlin Clark.
Starting point is 00:23:56 I know. Yeah, I flew to Albany. How was it? And back just to watch Caitlin Clark beat the shit out of LSU. It was awesome. Yeah. I was glad to be in the building. I think it'll end up. I don't think the ratings have come out i think it'll be the most watched
Starting point is 00:24:08 women's hoops game of all time yeah caitlin was electric career defining game she's had a lot of them but uh yeah so i did that it was great and this next story is cube offer kate milling five million to play in the big three i countered it by $10 million to be on our rec league team. Listen, Kaitlyn Clark's doing neither of those. She's going to play in the WNBA because she's one of the best women's players of all time. Why can't she do both?
Starting point is 00:24:35 She could if she wants to come with me. No, but she could do the big three and play WNBA. Yeah, I just... It's like 10 games, isn't it? Why are you just counting me? I'm doubling the offer and she's going to be in our rec's like 10 games, isn't it? Why are you just counting me? I'm doubling the offer and she's going to be in our rec league. But yours isn't real. If Caitlin Clark
Starting point is 00:24:51 came to me and we talk, we're dapping up after the game. If Caitlin's like, hey, Dave, I'll play in your rec league game, 10 million. I'm like, hey, Caitlin, deal. We have the marketing rights for the rec league for you. I'd do it. No way. Caitlin, are you hearing have the marketing rights for the rec league for you. I'd do it. No way.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Caitlin, are you hearing this? 10 mil on the line. No. How many WNBA players have made 10 mil? Not a lot. Not a diss. Not a diss. But her marketing potential is unlimited.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Do you know what a Barstool-Caitlin Clark collab would look like? We smoke it. Oh, yeah, for sure, but I'm just saying Barstool's already got the audience. She's going to be the one bringing the audience to WNBA. You know what I mean? WNBA has great players.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Imagine Caitlin Clark. She should get the fattest contract. Have you seen our fucking record? It ain't good it's crazy Clark in there she'd be like do like a hard knocks
Starting point is 00:25:52 do a hard knocks with Caitlin Clark like road to the intramural yeah road to the intramural title man it'd be an easy road for her to you know go down but 10 mils, 10 mil. Kaitlyn Clark, get your bag.
Starting point is 00:26:09 I hope she gets the fattest contract in WNBA history. I mean, she's already, I don't know how much she's making from Gatorade. I mean, she's going to make hundreds of millions. You think she's making hundreds of mils? She is going to make hundreds of millions, yes. I think she will. I'd love to see it. I'd love to see it.
Starting point is 00:26:28 I think her and Angel Reese. Not on their salaries. She's already the spokesman for Gatorade. I can see Nike being like, do you know all the girls buying shoes? I mean, she's going to be a marketing goldmine. Yeah. buying shoes i mean she's gonna be a marketing gold mine yeah do you think a lot of girls are attaching to her do you think it's more guys girls more guys pay attention but yeah girls love her okay like all right what's her name angel reese and one of the most preposterous statements
Starting point is 00:27:00 said lsu is like the beatles she's like people follow the boss. They're following around. They're super popular LSU. I'm not taking that away from them. But Caitlin Clark's legit like the Beatles. Like that arena last night was 95% Caitlin Clark jerseys. They're following her everywhere. Buses. She's a megastar. She's.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Oh, yeah. I mean, I put her if she continues, especially if she ever wins this thing. She has a chance to be right up there in my mind markability with like Serena Williams or like the top top women ambassador sports crossover everything so I don't
Starting point is 00:27:36 that's why I don't think 10 million I don't think like I just think Serena Williams like in tennis there's closer to like the equal pay is there where it's not in basketball yeah but i've been able to make so much money yeah because she wins tournaments and she you're right but i bet if you looked at serena's uh career earnings i bet like 80 of it are off the court that's a good point yeah so that's a megastar serena's a megastar. Serena's a megastar. Yeah, Caitlyn could get there for sure.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Logan Paul upset with journalists for releasing documentary on YouTube. Logan Paul allowed journalist Graham Bessinger inside his life for five months following the CryptoZoo scandal that painted Logan Paul as a scammer, which Logan says not true and led to a dark time. In an interview with TMZ about the doc, Logan called out Graham, who posted the documentary to his personal YouTube channel. Logan says he did the profile under the pretense it was going to be a show on Apple TV. Graham says the deal with Apple fell through and that Graham told Logan's manager four months prior where it was airing, which Logan says is a lie. I gave you everything I have. Opened up. I was vulnerable. I let you into my house on Christmas because I thought the show would go into Apple, but instead you plastered on your personal YouTube channel.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Interesting. This guy has hit me up, this Graham Bessinger. Who is he? No less than 20 times to try to get me to do an interview with him. And I have no interest in publicity. Would you ever do a documentary? No. No.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Because I've been burned by so many like nobody ever i no i wouldn't you feel like no one wants to hear the truth no it will it's just they all turn up i say no to 99.9 percent of like publicity things that i get asked to do i just have no interest it serves me no purpose all right guys quick commercial break did you know that you can get tickets to see whitneymings in O'Malley in New York right now for only $56? That's right. With Game Time, the official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. If you guys want to see O'Malley and Whitney Cummings, make sure to hop on Game Time now.
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Starting point is 00:30:12 Women are being punched in the face in New York City. Influencer Haley Kate went viral that she was punched in the face walking New York. The 40-year-old man who assaulted Haley named Skiboka Storer was later arrested for the third time in six months. Storer has run for mayor, governor, and city council the past three years. Haley's video made other women go viral who had similar experiences with men. It does not seem storky as their attack and that other men are also punching
Starting point is 00:30:34 women. What is going on? First of all, she doesn't look like she got punched. I've heard about it. Look at that picture. Look at that knot on her head. Yeah, that's not her hair. That's a welt on the top of her head. I was looking at her face she got yeah no that's she got knocked out she like fell to the ground and everyone's getting
Starting point is 00:30:50 everyone's getting that looks like a hematoma man people think it might be a trend there was a trend um a couple years ago called the knockout challenge and yeah i remember that people think it's coming back and they're just targeting women because like the same day there were six videos about people getting punched like just women walking the streets yeah looking at their phones or people just walking alone not even looking at their phones i've seen videos people people just walking out of like their apartment complex or whatever like they're just walking out and someone's just waiting outside and we'll swing on them and then just walk the opposite direction and they're always alone and they get knocked out and it's just crazy because
Starting point is 00:31:28 like you can't even get mace you can't even get mace in new york like it's legal you can't order it you can't get it delivered well also what like and all of these men are getting out of jail you're not macing them in time i know but like you can't even have anything to protect yourself is what i'm saying and these men like he went to jail and is already released. But he has like so many prior charges, which is just insane. So he went to jail for this and got right back out? Yeah. And so did another man was arrested for punching other girls and got out the same day.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Crazy. Or the same week. How is that like a thing? How do you get out so quickly? They're just getting charged with misdemeanors. How is punching a woman in the face a misdemeanor that's what i'm saying it's like an assault maybe jail of a crowd they should just murder this if you punch a woman in the face just walk on the street you should have your arms cut off yeah then you can't do it again yeah or like or like
Starting point is 00:32:19 like you lose your manhood you get your dick cut off or something yeah something brutal you should just get deported you shouldn't even be crazy well now it's someone else's we can't just deport them because then they're gonna put them on a bad guy island we should make a bad guy island i've always believed there should be a bad guy island good like australia 2.0 australia 2.0 kind of thing yeah uh hip-hop is a competitive sport following drake and kendrick le maire's beef new rap caviar x spotify billboards have been spotted hip-hop is a competitive sport yeah maybe you're right josh that this was for publicity i i think so i think i think it really
Starting point is 00:32:57 was i think it's i think they're gonna now j cole and drake come out with their album it's like last week it's like it's building the album sales. The Real Bros of Simi Valley movie. Jimmy Tatro announced there will be a Real Bros of Simi Valley movie come out this summer. Real Bros of Simi Valley aired for three seasons on YouTube and Facebook. Watch from 2017 to 2020. Who is Jimmy Tatro?
Starting point is 00:33:20 Why does that ring a bell? He was a YouTuber. He did the movie with Burt Kreischer, too. When Burt Kreischer did his did um he did the movie with Bert Kreischer too when Bert Kreischer did his movie he's in the machine yeah he's hilarious and he's like he writes oh okay I know who this is yeah he acts in a bunch of stuff I don't know if he's married or dating he's dating a famous actress that I love Zoe Deutsch yeah Zoeosh, yeah. Zooey Dosh Chanel? No, that's Emily Osment. Zooey Dosh Chanel?
Starting point is 00:33:52 Not Zooey Dosh Chanel. There's someone named Zooey Dosh? Dosh. That's confusing. Zooey Dosh. Isn't that confusing? That is confusing. Yep.
Starting point is 00:34:07 She's pretty. I know this girl, though. What do you mean you do you mean i've seen her in a lot of stuff she's pretty oh i mean like see her and seen her in a lot of movies yeah it's pretty i'm excited for this movie though that show is so funny yeah it was it was i'm excited for that it'd be fun tyla friend zones kai sonette last week kai sonette had singer tyla on stream ahead of her new album while playing through the dare kaya asked taylor on a date and she friendzoned him okay let's see hey shot a shot shot a shot tyla would you like to go on a date with me are you asking for real yeah don't do that what you mean why not don't do that i'm serious whenever you get some free time would you like to go on a date with me you can't do that on a whole live thing oh why isn't he talking to her
Starting point is 00:34:54 that's just how they do it at the that made it weird she's really pretty yeah that's what a lot of people are saying is like it's embarrassing just by doing that performatively instead of like to the actual girl. Yeah. I think any girl would be like, no. Yeah. That was super awkward. He could have begged if he just looked at her instead of into the camera maybe. Or just did it after the stream. I think the question, do you think it's easier to say no on or off stream?
Starting point is 00:35:17 I think it's easier to say it on stream. Yeah. Because. It's like a joke. It's not serious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:25 The double down ask into the camera was the tough. The whole thing was awkward. Fans think Billie Eilish shaded Taylor Swift. Recently, artists are being scrutinized for releasing various variants of the same album. An interview about sustainability with her mother, Maggie Bear, Billie Eilish, said this tactic was extremely wasteful used to up the sales numbers and profit on the album well taylor swift not the only artist who does this many swifties believe uh billy's comments were about taylor because they're already announced five variants of her upcoming album maggie says the industry problem you can't fault an artist for playing the best
Starting point is 00:35:58 game and then billy clarified said she wasn't singing wasn't singling anybody out i the story i don't care yeah anybody care no no uh dixie's eyes fucked up oh wow what the hell happened to her falling after drinking on medication some are skeptical of dixie's eyes because the stream was on april fools, that looks brutal. Can we see the video? I can't really see it on the pictures. Let's see if it looks fake on the video. Holly and I don't live together.
Starting point is 00:36:32 We live four minutes apart and we still see each other every day. So we just kind of both wanted to be in our own spaces. Like I did. I'm not addressing anything because it just kind of happened. And we're like neighbors and now not living together our Space is also just like not right for us Like it was it was just we needed to like I started don't have a concussion. I'm just We wanted to grow apart and I'm looking we get into the eye funny
Starting point is 00:37:00 And I've lived on my own before and she has it and I just wanted to make sure she's not Experienced you go she didn't do the close wanted to make sure she was getting that experience to grow. She didn't do the close-up eye thing in that video? Just not. Huh. I'm looking at the video of the thing where she rolls her eye.
Starting point is 00:37:14 It's all bloodshot. I don't know. Seemed real to me. Do you think Charlie knocked her out and that's why they moved? You probably have the info. Yeah, you always got that info. I don't have any info on this one, guys.
Starting point is 00:37:26 But maybe that's what it was. Just a hypothesis. Fans believe Charlie DeMello is dating Joel Hoffer. Fans piece together that Charlie DeMello may be seeing NHL goalie Joel Hoffer after Charlie is posted on the NHL Instagram for attending the Blues game. There has to be more to it than that. Wait, isn't isn't dixie dating trevor yeah and is he on this team no ah and i don't got traded and i don't
Starting point is 00:37:53 know but no i don't place for you and i'm why there's gonna be more like what she's posing with the mascot of the blues and that she goes from there to dating the goal i mean that there has to be more yeah what do you mean by that like why why are people suspecting joel oh like you're saying there's got to be more evidence somewhere yeah yeah yeah okay okay okay okay okay like if damela goes to a hockey game i would be surprised if she doesn't pose with the mascot i don't know that how that connects her to dating a specific player yeah right i don't know that how that connects her to dating a specific player yeah right i don't know either um youtuber captured in haiti while attempting to interview gang leader yeah i mean duh that's scary dangerous work like by by who captured by a rival gang supposedly i
Starting point is 00:38:41 read on this do you think it's real or do we think it Do you think it's real, or do we think it's for crooks? I think it's real. Did he get released? No, I haven't read enough of this. Arab went on Sneeko's stream after it was released. It did tell his time of kidnapping tweet that Sneeko helped get him out. So maybe it is fake. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Who fucking knows? These streamers, they're just, I can't keep up with them. Someone's going gonna get killed yeah for real angry parent paid for an airplane banner an angry parent paid for an airplane banner that had carmel baseball's daddy ball to fly over jv baseball game if their kids seemingly didn't make the team the man who tweeted this said he heard the plane came back for the varsity game too i don't hate the move, I guess. Your kid's probably embarrassed.
Starting point is 00:39:26 I was going to say, you can't do that to the kid. That's so embarrassing. Like, daddy picked the team. Yeah, like, daddy pays for it. Daddy picks the team, whatever it may be. Okay, all right. It's just JV baseball, though. Like, this is a wild move.
Starting point is 00:39:44 I bet it's like a— It's a start of the rest of their lives. And it's all people that have nothing to do. Schools are suing Meta, TikTok, and Snapchat. Four of the largest Canadian school boards are suing Meta, TikTok, and Snapchat for disrupting student learning. Say the platforms are addictive, designed for compulsive use,
Starting point is 00:40:00 have rewired the way children think, behave, and learn. Teacher's left with managing the fallout this is this is so stupid like yeah like you don't want your kid on your shit take care of your kid that's on the parents of the school not the companies yeah it's a parent 100 crazy um stop making bad looks for Canada school boards. Just reading what else we want to touch. Somebody ran the length of Africa for the first time. A dude named Russ Cook goes by the hardest geezer. Less than a week out from being able to run the entire continent.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Good for you, buddy. I don't really give a fuck. Shut up, Russ. It's like Forrest Gump. Yeah. You kind of went back and forth on that one. Did you say good for you, and then I don't really give a fuck yeah I said it like good for you buddy
Starting point is 00:40:48 like I don't give a fuck good for you buddy like it's one of those things if you want to get in your raft and sail from like North America to Europe I don't fucking care like good for you buddy yeah it's like some you're just doing it
Starting point is 00:41:04 to say that you did it but that it took him a year I don't know care. Good for you, buddy. You're just doing it to say that you did it, but it took him a year. I don't know. Do it without publicity. Good for you, buddy. Fuck him. Good for you. Then he could just be that cool guy standing at a bar seat that could say it but didn't tell anyone about it. That'd be cool. Kind of like the people that don't sleep and then bring it up.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Yeah. Exactly that. Running Africa and not sleeping is the exact same thing. They both love to bring it up, probably. Diddy updates. Diddy's drug mule updated. A guy named Bram Paul played basketball at Syracuse. Allegedly was Diddy's drug mule.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Had possession at Miami Airport with Diddy. Diddy's been out in public in Florida. I don't know. 50 Cent goes after his ex, who was named as one of Diddy's sex workers Daphne Joy I don't know what to think of any of this Diddy's stuff I don't know what's real and what's fake at this point like don't you think well shouldn't he be in jail why is he just out in Florida right now if his house was raided well or shouldn't he be in jail? Why is he just out in Florida right now if his house was raided? Or shouldn't he be being held somewhere? No, who knows? Maybe they didn't find anything.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Just seemed excessive. I feel like there has to be something if you're raiding the house. Yeah, it's all innuendo and like joke. Who knows? BFF's Corner. This was a big story in my life this past weekend miss
Starting point is 00:42:26 peaches ate gum icebreakers spent like two days in the hospital i did you guys know gum was so deadly to dogs no yeah i had no idea did you eat like a whole pack of it so i had like the plastic container of icebreakers cinnamon i had it there i've had it there for i don't god knows how long i just never it's like never moved it she never showed interest in it um and then she just ate the plastic got into the gum and probably ate 25 pieces like they made a throw up at the so when i got home i saw it and i was more like um i wonder how long gum sits in her belly like you know how gum tastes slow to even for humans so i googled that and it was bad news when i googled it it's like if your dog eats gum pretty much rushed to the hospital made a couple calls to people i know
Starting point is 00:43:17 who dogs are yes terrible so and they were scared at the vet i can't believe it's this ingredient like exilatol um yeah i just had no idea i had absolutely no idea i'm on a quest now that's just beginning to at least put that on labels like toxic to dogs because i feel like lots of houses have gum sitting around yeah my dog eats everything too so i don't even know if i would know that i would just be like oh she got i had no idea yeah i had absolutely no idea everyone's like oh because and hershey makes ice breakers so i've talked to her she's in i think i meet with him again but uh everyone's like what are you an idiot you didn't know chocolate of course i knew chocolate everyone knows chocolate did i know gum no i did not know gum i had no idea on gum the more you know now we spread the word more you know yep keep your gum away from dogs sean strickland's coming after your dog huh yeah he did he's a crazy person
Starting point is 00:44:13 sean strickland's crazy um he got he got roasted in the comments have come after peaches why would you come after peaches that's the one thing you can't do everyone loves peaches it's i just posted today i had uh it's like when a deadbeat dad their kid becomes famous and they come out of the woodwork that happened with peaches like the first person who owned her who sold her to the to the hoarder came out with like baby pictures of her being like i didn't know that i sold it to like an evil person like i miss her it's like fuck you buddy you didn't know research on who sold her you fucked her ears up to beginning what you you like sold her off he was trying to weasel his way back into her life fuck don't let it don't let it out fucking way no visitation yeah it's like you did no research on who you so but that was crazy so i do now and she's younger
Starting point is 00:45:13 she's like four and a half five years old oh you thought she was like six right yeah so i got to see her parents and her as like a baby which was kind of cool oh here we go that's her as a baby that, which was kind of cool. Oh, here we go. That's her as a baby. That's baby peaches. And those are parents. Her ears did get messed up, though. Yep.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Big time. Baby peaches. Cutie. She also, I assume it's on here. Like loud luxury. I saw this. Such a cutie. She also, I assume it's on here, like Loud Luxury. I saw this. We listened to this before. Loud Luxury made like a fucking mix of her.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Miss Peaches, are you now naughty? You ate my wallet? Were you playing with Miss Peaches? You ate my wallet. Peaches. Miss Peaches. It goes hard. it goes hard it's crazy like i can't i can't go anywhere without people asking about screaming at it
Starting point is 00:46:36 people asking me about it i'm like shut up i haven't even met the fucking dog yet she's traveling with me for the first time we're going i'm taking her phoenix to the final four and then chicago office so her first time on a plane no she well i picked her up on a plane but first time she's like taking a trip and quick updating the numbers here brie she has blasted past you and i knew she was gonna she deserves the world i wonder if she'll i wonder if she'll make it to number one i don't't know. She's slowing down quite a bit. You said that before, though, and then she went out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Uh-oh. I'm looking forward to this. Wait a minute. I won't skip. Mason Ramsey responds to Dave. Mason Ramsey responds to Dave's comments about him on BFF's new TikTok. Wasn't I nice about him? No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Fuck you. I think you said he's not Elvis at all. Yeah, you said fuck that or something. No. I have the new Elvis. You're the new Elvis? No, I can't sing at all. Come on, Dave, sing.
Starting point is 00:47:38 No, I can't sing. I just said I can't sing. Actually, you know what we should do so we don't get copyrighted? You know how we had the Beyonce, Miley Cyrus song? We we should all sing for that and then he can hear you sing i can't sing i've told the story a hundred times mr mr bajukas my elementary school music teacher made me lip sync sixth grade graduation because i have the unique combo being loud and bad so i wasn't that bad mean to mason um he did say in the comments like red clay strays are awesome he said that yeah yeah they are fucking awesome all right guys quick commercial break for
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Starting point is 00:49:40 i'm so lucky that's hilarious you thought you escaped that video didn't you oh i i don't think i ever will you can't i don't really think every once in a while like every week or so maybe every two to three weeks there's uh videos that'll like go viral on social media and the title of the video will be like pop culture moments i'll never forget about or like pop culture moments that are my roman empire and there'll be like you know 10 different funny celebrity moments in it and every single one of them has that eye roll in it every single one like i'll be watching it just to enjoy pop culture moments you know forget for a second that like i'm in the public eye and i'll be be watching, laughing at these celebrities, be like, you idiots, why did you ever do that?
Starting point is 00:50:26 And then my video pops up, and it's just like, oh, I just was trying to enjoy something for a little bit. It was a compliment, though. Yeah, it's a compliment. Zach brought Bruce Springsteen out to his concert. And Maggie Rogers. You know, how are you and Minahan's relationship, Brie? I don't think we've ever spoken.
Starting point is 00:50:48 This bothered him greatly. Wait, why did it bother him? He's always bothered, isn't he, though? He is, and I'll use this, say this mildly. He's obsessed with Bruce Springsteen. I mean, obsessed. So he's upset that you got to meet him before he did and he's not sure he ever will but when i say obsessed with him obsessed i wish i knew i would have
Starting point is 00:51:12 i would have told him to come to the show yeah that will make him even feel worse because i was about to say that's gonna that's gonna make it worse but i like it i like it uh zach surprise birthday party i saw this he was getting smoked with cake yeah and everyone's like so mad about it but here's the thing why everyone's like oh no one like you guys don't like him that was personal well yeah that that but here's the thing i was about to be like they're crazy and then you came in but the thing is zach like makes it a point on everyone's birthday he goes out of his way to smash like everyone's faces in a cake so it was everyone getting their revenge like it's his thing that's why everyone you felt bad if you gave him a bloody nose because like that easily could have like
Starting point is 00:52:08 it was just frosting yeah but you what about your hand that was holding the frost it was not hard it didn't hurt him can i say that one more time the last clip yeah yeah just the last three seconds it's like this no like i threw it like i didn't my hand didn't hit his face it was kind of rough i'm pretty sure i heard like a clap yeah right he threw it i did it it didn't hurt yeah you hear something it's like a gunshot is that a balloon or a almost sounds like a pop balloon i might be a pop balloon it was something before i i don't know uh bffs test their common sense last week bffs tested their fifth grade knowledge dave was a set that the questions were spelling memorization the lowest form of human intelligence so this week the bfs test their children's level common
Starting point is 00:53:05 sense all right all right okay what has to be broken before it can be used an egg a girl oops oh my that was a joke that was a joke i'm gonna go with eggs since his children eggs yeah no you said girls i said that was joke. I thought it would be a funny joke. It was just like a... It wasn't funny. You just brought back the eye roll days. I disavow. What can be held without using your arms?
Starting point is 00:53:34 It can be held. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Your head held high. What can you held? Oh, a captive. A captive. You can hold someone captive without using your arms? You can, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:48 No. Your head. How would you do that? Hold it high. You can be held without using your arms. Anything. If you use your fucking feet. Oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Your heart. A shelf. These aren't common sense. These are riddles. These are riddles. We're doing riddles. These are riddles. A shelf.
Starting point is 00:54:03 This is riddles. This is so dumb. This is riddles. This is so dumb. This is riddles. I don't know. In what way is this common sense versus a riddle? I didn't design this game.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Do the next one. Austin's the king of throwing everyone else under the bus. What goes up but never comes down? What goes up but never comes down? This is riddles. I feel like they're so easy, too. What goes up but never comes down? A bubble?
Starting point is 00:54:40 Age. A belt. Age. Age. That's good, Josh. You're right. Age. These are riddles. I fucking hate riddles. I don't know what... That's good, Josh. You're right. Age. These are riddles. I fucking hate riddles.
Starting point is 00:54:48 I love these, dude. I'm three for three. What do you mean, a belt? What has a head and tail but no body? A quarter. Yeah, a coin. A coin, sorry. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? The more you take the more you leave behind what are they what are they the more you take pistachios oh that's i get that though i get that that's good i get what you're saying i get
Starting point is 00:55:15 what you're saying with the shells there's one pistachio two shells so figure that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well essentially it's one shell you break in half, though, right? What? It's a show you break in half. Well, then there's two. There's one, and then you got two. So you're left behind more. The more you take... That's definitely not the answer. Well, that's because they're not smart enough.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Right. It's kind of like my captive one, girl one. Yeah, correct. The more you take, the more you leave behind. The more you take... I'm not going to get this. What the hell is it? The more you take, the more you leave behind.
Starting point is 00:55:51 What are they? They. I'm trying to think. Who's they? The more you take. They can mean a lot of people in 2024. I don't know, guys. I don't know. I don't know, guys. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:06 I don't have this one. I got it. Footsteps. That's fucking stupid. That's so bad. I don't leave footsteps behind. Footprints, maybe. True.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Footsteps? What are we talking about? Some months have 30 days and some have 31. How many have 28? None. Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28? Well, February.
Starting point is 00:56:34 February, yeah. But it's not. It's all like mixy, right? With the leap year. Yeah, it's all fucked up. Oh, we're so stupid. I knew that one. I fucking heard that one before too.
Starting point is 00:56:52 I hate that shit. I hate that. I've had that one before. The riddles. This is in common sense. This is dumb riddles. This is riddles. If you're in a dark room with a candle,
Starting point is 00:57:02 a wood stove and a gas lamp, you only have one match. So what do you light first? The light. I don't know. The match. Whatever. Fuck this. We're done with this.
Starting point is 00:57:17 I think we have pretty good common sense, guys. Those riddles. We're doing riddles. Yeah, those are riddles. Alright. The Barstool Discord. Do we say anything about that? It's on the sheet. Is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Do we make it? The BFF's Discord? Yeah, it's ready to go. Josh, can you explain it? Yeah, everyone. So essentially, now we have a Discord. There's going to be a bunch of places, like the main chat, where everyone that goes and joins. You guys can talk amongst yourselves, build that community. We can pop in, talk every once in a while too. We're going to, you know, have BFF episodes.
Starting point is 00:57:53 We're going to have a bunch of different columns where you guys can submit stuff for us to react to. If there's any clips or drama that you guys feel like we need to touch on in a week's episode, you can always submit that. So, yeah, we really wanted to make sure that you guys feel like you're a part of this podcast and the creation of these episodes and this is the best way to do that so make sure you guys all go and uh join our discord we'll see you guys all over there oh yeah all right the link will be in the description and all the stuff and then we also have like certain things like the clip thing so if you want to submit clips like the most viral one each week we'll give like a hoodie away or something each week
Starting point is 00:58:29 um you'll see they're all on the side panels here and all the rules and everything are there all right you guys better get clipping so you can win some free hoodies there we go there we go that is uh bffs

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