BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DOES BTS LIP SYNC THEIR SONGS? — BFFs EP. 102
Episode Date: October 20, 2022We are joined by O’Malley for an in house crew to do headlines to talk about whether Noah Beck and Dixie D’Amelio actually broke up, Nessa Barrett releasing her first album and subsequent appearan...ce on Call Her Daddy, Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber breaking the internet with their picture together, Kanye West saying Kris Jenner and Drake hooked up, the sexiest bald men rankings, Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde’s going crazy when Harry Styles got involved, and Jaime Foxx getting denied from Cardi B’s birthday party, James Corden getting banned (and unbanned) from a NYC restaurant, Hot Tub Twitch streamer getting threatened by her husband, and BTS going to serve in the military (leading into an investigation about their songs and whether or not they actually perform them live). We then get into BFFs corner where Dave ran into Alex Cooper over the weekend and talked about the Nessa Barrett interview, Bri together with Josh and Bryce leading to their marriage, Bri not wanting to live with her boyfriend anymore, and Dave’s insane take on Haunted houses. We finish the show with a new game of “BFFs Jeopardy” which tests everyone's knowledge of past episodes, and answer some video questions from fans. Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Get your Cane’s fix fast by ordering through their app or online at https://barstool.link/RaisingCanesBSS Takis: Try Takis and face the intensity! Betterhelp: Go to http://betterhelp.com/bff for 10% off your first monthYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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All right.
Headlines.
O'Malley, welcome. Thank you welcome i guess were we supposed to have
landon maybe no i don't know what happened with that yeah i don't think he's super happy about
or the uh charlie episode i don't know what dave called him a loser i think i didn't call him a
loser i think there's no way i think i think a loser in front of, in Charlie's face.
He clarified his loser comments from earlier.
Yeah, I was going to say, I think you kind of took your statement
and said they both were losers in that situation.
Correct.
All right, that's fair.
And so that came out a little bit ago.
So did he say he was coming and change his mind?
Like what happened? Yeah, that had all confirmed before anything aired. was that came out a little bit ago so did he say he was coming and change his mind like what
happened yeah that all confirmed before the anything aired um and then once it aired it
started being like uh let's start being like um actually i gotta talk to my manager that's
all right that's fine that was why i thought you meant like he confirmed as like two days ago so
this was a while ago no big deal yeah um let's start with speaking of the demelos is noah beck single again no back and loray's podcast put
a sock in it uh that's the name of their podcast put a sock in it loray asked noah how single life
is leaving fans questioning whether noah and dixie are together anymore well i'd say it's
pretty obvious that they they aren't if he's asking that yeah i think it's a split what are your thoughts on dating how do you feel
uh my thoughts on being alone
come on give me some i don't know give me some flip i don't i give me some i don't even know
but um how single i am but i yeah yeah definitely so is this why he was trending he was trending is that why who was
trending no no lauray was like last week he was trending at some point is that why
i didn't know he was trending so must have been yeah i saw that also i'm losing my mind did i mention that noah like dm me you did not mention no no yeah
he just dm me what he said hey man it was a very strange back and forth but when was this when did
this take place so i think he was i thought he was trying to fish for an invite on the show the way
that everything was coming out about like him like people were being mean to him, and he wasn't saying his side of the thing.
To randomly reach out to you and just be like, hey, Dave, just checking in.
Checking on you?
It was.
It's a pretty odd exchange.
I don't think I'm being rude by reading it.
But, yo, Dave, just making my my rounds checking in on people that i haven't
spoke to in a little while hope all is well keep killing it i wrote back what a weird dm thanks i
guess like i mean it was a weird fucking thing it's not like i talked to him or know him i but
like so i was like all right uh he said laugh out loud yeah i figured came off a bit random but yeah
just generally checking in want to see how it's been.
How's everything?
I'm like, good.
Same shit as always.
Feel that.
You're based in New York, right?
Nope.
Miami.
I do six and six.
Okay.
Smart.
How you liking it?
Better taxes, better weather.
Miami's sun is no joke in terms of living.
What do you prefer?
And then we just had a couple more.
Dang, that's just like a friendly conversation.
It sounds like a friendly conversation now i just
just like oh all right that was yeah and i'm looking yeah so austin wrote i'm like i don't
remember even asking him on but austin ended it would you want to come on bff seems like a lot of
things being said about you and your situation but none coming from you and he didn't reply to that
that also was a shift from mine because i didn't ask
that and i didn't get that vibe i was like you're checking on me i'm like a grown-ass man i'm fine
and when i say we don't like we don't talk like that so i was like what i was like what out of
the blue i literally yeah what a weird dm you're checking on me that's strange um so anyways yeah that does get confusing
because people do dm from my account to get guests but that wasn't me um all right so i guess he is
single or broken up or something i don't know congrats congrats on the single life
nessa's new album came out brie is a fan of the album uh i saw some she obviously no she in the next page nessa is
going on call her daddy no nessa went on call her daddy right yeah drops tomorrow it's not out yet
drops tomorrow yeah okay so did you know this josh i didn't know so i actually bumped into
alex in miami i like i hadn't seen her in a while and talk.
So I had dinner with her.
We were like hung out for a couple hours.
So she told me Nessa went on,
um,
said it was interesting.
I was like,
how do you even know Nessa?
Because it doesn't like Alex is older.
Dad called her dad.
It's just all through us basically.
Yeah.
Like her introduce introduction to it.
Um,
she didn't really say much.
She was just like, kind of like she's conflicted,
like a conflicted human being is kind of what Alex said.
Selena and Hailey break the internet.
There's pictures of them together.
This is also kind of stemming from Call Her Daddy, right?
A little bit, yeah.
Yeah, she went on.
Hailey Bieber went on.
Well, Selena has a documentary coming out so
she got ahead of it i guess this is her tactic yeah so alex did say that they had no idea that
was coming out when hayley did her call her daddy episode so i don't know um i to me i don't get
i get why hayley bieber would want to do this. I don't know why Selena would want any part of this, to be honest.
The photo?
Just anything.
I think just to shut it down.
But what is she, it's like not, this is a Bieber, Haley thing.
Selena's off living her own life.
Why do you want to be brought back into that world?
Like all, but all of Selena's comments and hayley's comments are still talking about like how
justin should be with selena and how hayley doesn't deserve him so i think she just wanted
to like shut it down it's got to be annoying yeah kanye west says drake and chris jenner have
hooked up are we still doing anything on kanye can you pay any attention to anything maybe they did but like kanye i don't
trust anything he says yeah no no you said that drake will fuck your baby's mama mama
makes sense um gabby wants to teach at kanye's school who's gabby hannah
oh that's the girl we had on the podcast that was like uh the crazy i'll use the word free
spirited okay austin said crazy it wasn't
me i didn't i didn't say it i didn't call a girl crazy i said free spirited austin get comfortable
with chipping in like i know on the show that would be the one that would pull up another chair
to you i didn't know what you meant by that um you know we're not probably have great topics when sexiest bald
man rankings wow you guys got into it a lot about the nelly and leo thing i thought it could be
interesting vin diesel's number one that's jc statham is a thousand percent better looking than Vin Diesel. Or Shamar Moore.
Shamar Moore, very good looking.
I feel like The Rock is probably better looking, right?
Even Joe Rogan's better looking than Vin Diesel.
What's Prince William's even doing on this thing?
Yeah, Prince William's not on there for sure.
And he's like the half-bald.
He doesn't rock the bald look at all.
He looks like Mr. Peanut or whatever.
Yeah, he's got to shave the whole thing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Jason Seducus and Olivia Wilde.
Nanny does a tell-all on their wild relationship.
Some people are saying it's real.
Some people are saying she made it up.
Like Jason Seducus supposedly laid down in front of Olivia Wilde's car
so she couldn't go bring her salad salad dressing to um to what's his face the
singer there who's the kid Harry Styles Harry Styles yeah yeah wait she was bringing salad
dressing or is this like a code word for like toss a salad that's what I thought I thought
it was some sexual term but but no it's not it's a literal salad it's like some special dressing
that she made for the kids and the family.
She was supposed to go bring it to her new fling.
Harry Styles, Sudeikis laid down in front of the car.
I don't know.
He said, she said both Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde came out and said it's totally untrue.
But at the same time, for me at at least anytime somebody makes something up this ridiculous like
how can you make that up that you're gonna go bring salad dressing yeah it's too specific
exactly and it's like if he let her go it's like you know she's never coming back that's
she's going to harry styles she's so hot olivia's thought olivia wild so hot yeah she's beautiful. Moving along.
Jamie Foxx was denied entry to Cardi B's birthday.
Of course he was.
I find that impossible to believe.
He was very upset.
Yeah, he wasn't happy about it.
There's video?
Yeah.
I mean, to be fair, you don't deny Jamie Foxx.
Jamie Foxx is A-list. He's there.
He's a fucking legend.
All right, let's play this shit.
Open up. Open up. All right, let's play this shit. Open up.
Open up.
Jamie, all right.
All right.
Jamie, what happened?
They didn't let you in?
He's out of here.
I'm trying to front like you next to him.
I see you.
I already peeped you out.
What is it?
I'm saying you good now.
No, we not good.
No, I'm f***ing down.
It's all good.
F***ing hell, I don't give a f***.
No, no, really, really, really good.
I love you, my f***er.
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It's too much. That's what I'm talking about. Come on, bro.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Do not scratch the man's whip.
Do not scratch the man's whip.
Watch out for the car, guys.
Watch out for the car.
Guys, get out of the street.
All right, let's go.
Either way is great.
Yo, that was beautiful.
You just walked out of there, Jamie.
There's so much mail.
Uh-huh. there, Jamie.
You think it was like a doorman mess up?
He ended up winning that.
That's like the best thing that can happen is when they invited him back in and he's like, no, I'm good. Yeah.
Because it is super embarrassing like not to get in somewhere when you're well- never mind like his well-known i mean he's
like a plus plus plus doesn't doesn't get much more well known than jamie foxx jave i have to
ask has that ever happened to you no but i'm not that's not like a brag i will very rarely like go
a place where i don't know like where i't know the people where I'm going.
I randomly will just show up without it.
And a lot of times, Barstool is very good, and I won't go to that.
I'm not trying to go to Cardi B's.
I'm trying to go to a football game or something.
I don't know.
No, it hasn't happened in an embarrassing fashion.
Just the Super Bowl.
Yeah, I got arrested in that one.
Or like that white party that you weren't allowed to bring guests to.
Yeah, but I didn't go.
I wasn't like out front not going.
That's what I kind of mean.
Like I didn't just show up at that white party with an extra two people.
Yeah, I tried to arrange it beforehand.
BTS serving military time.
I saw that. Yeah, they have to. They have to. Oh, that's fucking crazy. beforehand. BTS serving military time. I saw that.
Yeah, they have to.
They have to.
Oh, that's fucking crazy.
In South Korea, like everybody.
Now, they'll probably get like a cushy job, I assume.
But yeah, everybody has to.
Until sometime into 2025.
That's a long time.
Yeah, that's not a short period of time whatsoever.
Damn.
That's fucking crazy.'s you think they all
just come back kind of ripped though maybe i mean who knows i don't know how that culture
maybe they will have to fight who fucking knows yeah i wouldn't know them like if they walked
across the street i don't know if i know any of their songs i know they're huge i know that
but like would i know any of their songs definitely Definitely. I don't even know if I do.
All right.
Well, we're not allowed to play it, are we?
You can play it.
All right, play it.
Oh, this one.
I think you'll definitely know this one.
Butter?
Oh, I think I even know it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This song's a fucking banger
dang I didn't even know they made this
now I have a question
they have no accents?
that almost sounds
no I'm not even gonna compare them to
when they talk do they have accents?
it's like a British person singing
goes away that song's awesome When they talk, do they have accents? Yeah, so it's like a British person singing. Goes away.
That song's awesome.
We're just standing there,
and BTS is just walking.
How the fuck does this guy sing like that?
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
Let's go.
First song.
Who BTS?
Who BTS?
Who are BTS members?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
That's not them singing.
It is.
No, it isn't.
I want to do Butter live.
Let's see Butter live.
Not lip synced.
I don't want to see it lip synced.
I want to see it live.
Like they sing into their microphones live.
I bet it doesn't exist.
Oh, I think they have those head mics. I bet it doesn't exist. Oh, I think they have those head mics.
I bet it doesn't exist.
I bet this is definitely lip singing.
There's no chance.
That was a pretty cool entrance.
It was super cool.
These kids are cool as fuck.
Yeah.
Oh, look at this one.
Mackin.
Who is that?
Olivia Rodrigo.
Mad Riz.
How'd he catch that?
Oh, I... Magic.
Magic.
They're singing.
I think they're singing it.
Yeah.
I feel like you can hear the accent a little more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So many of them.
They're not singing no chance yeah
no way come on guys no way you can like hear them breathing though on the mic
they're singing right there over the track they're singing over the track No.
No.
They don't buy it?
I'm not sold.
I don't think they have an acapella version.
I think...
Do they have a tiny desk?
We're really diving deep into these guys.
Well, this is an expose.
I don't think they do.
I think it's just the separated vocals.
I don't think there's an actual.
Of course not.
Smooth like butter, like criminal undercover.
Yeah, right.
All right, fine.
Listen, I'll just pretend that they sing,
but there's something very weird going on
that they have perfect American accents when they sing,
but not when they talk.
Another summer day has gone and gone away.
In Paris alone,
but I wanna go home.
You can hear the accent there.
And I've been keeping all the letters
that I wrote for you.
Is that the main singer?
In Paris alone, the sun shines
and the moon shines.
And now they sing that song butter perfectly?
What am I, in Crazyville?
I wasn't at that.
That was like...
Have they been around for that long
since Justin Bieber was tiny?
Who's this cat? He's the lead singer? I have no idea. Merry Christmas. Retro heartbeat.
Who's this cat? He's the lead singer?
I have no idea.
This is fascinating.
That sounds pretty good.
He still has an accent in that though. I know. I think I'm
on to something.
This was a long time ago.
It could have been a long time ago. Maybe right, Austin. We hit the fucking point.
It could have been a long time ago.
Maybe they're getting a little better with the accents.
Regardless, that butter song, whoever sings it, that's a jam.
And they're going to the military anyway.
I also think they might just cancel us for that.
Yeah, I was going to say, that's a group that you don't want their fans after you for.
Wait, wait, wait.
Time out.
Why is that?
Did we say something bad that they don't have access to?
Just saying that they might not actually sing live.
I think they are overreacted to the max.
I said they did sing live.
I think Dave can get the...
Well, knowing Austin, he'll probably cut that up
and Americano accuses these guys of having to climb under the sun.
James Corden, band from a New York restaurant.
Balthazar.
Yeah, they said he's one of the worst, meanest customers ever.
Mr. Nice Guy?
It's great to hear, honestly.
Now, he did then apologize.
And the owner then was like, all right, we accept your apologize.
He's no longer banned.
I don't know.
I kind of didn't like the owner a little bit in this.
It did sound like he was a little bit of a jerk.
He had like a hair in his food and he demanded free drinks and then his
wife there was some screw up but it almost looked like the owner wanted publicity for himself by
putting cord in on blast maybe he is a dickhead but he's awful quick to like accept his apology
i if someone was that big of a dick and apologize i'd be like fuck you yeah but also like if i find
it a hair in my meal i'd just be be like, can I have a new meal?
There's a hair in it.
Not give me free drinks and take the bill away.
Yeah.
I can picture him just hammered, yelling at someone.
Would you actually ask for a new meal if there's a hair?
I'd just take the hair out of the meeting.
Yeah.
Well, I wish you probably wouldn't eat it.
But a normal person wouldn't demand free drinks and a free bill.
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Hot tub Twitch streamers husband threatens her during stream.
Amaruth, Amaranth, the Twitch streamer who is stepping on men.
Oh, I remember her.
Yeah, we talked about her last week.
Yeah, okay.
She steps on men.
TwitchCon talked about her husband saying he forces her to say she's single
and has control over her accounts and money.
Amaruth's husband called midstream
screaming at her. Okay.
Let's see.
Why did you say you were going to
kill my dogs? No. Stop.
What? Stop. Whoa.
We gotta
see what he says. Kill
dogs? We gotta see why he wants to kill the dogs.
This is the worst guy ever. Yeah.
He's a monster, so let's blast him. Oh my God. I need to see why he wants the worst guy ever yeah he's a monster so let's blast him oh my god
i need to see why he needs to kill the dogs nobody needs to kill dogs leave the house okay i can
leave that you know what actually i don't i shouldn't leave the house because my dogs are
here the dogs are with her they're safe you're asking the question i'm telling you and you're
interrupting my fucking uh like telling you literally what literally what are you saying you just told me you were gonna
kill dogs so i didn't do a 24-hour stream nope did not say that now you're just fucking being a
liar i'm not i said i'm going to tell you what i said in terms of the earlier. Are you saying you did not say that?
I tried to tell you what I heard from you.
And then you called me a liar.
Yeah, we don't need to watch that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Does the guy know he's on her stream?
I don't think so.
No way.
What are you talking about?
Because he tells her not to let the streamers know that she has a husband so that she can make more money.
I gotta be honest, the whole thing
up in this top right sub goal
548 of 550
that makes the whole thing not
just the guy but her. Like why is this being
streamed? Yeah.
Maybe it was a safety thing.
Maybe it was kind of just like trying to like
put it out there so she I don't know doesn't have her dogs killed scripted reviews some might say yeah i i
don't know that's what i mean i it's hard to i don't know anything about the subject but like
something that i guess listen people are wild out there they'll put anything i feel like on
the internet so you don't know who fucking Who fucking knows? Skip to the next couple
because they're all boring
to me.
BFF's Corner. So this is going to be a fast
episode. Unless
I have so many questions on what you guys
have been up to. What the fuck
were you guys doing?
Josh and Bryce's wedding.
First of all,
I looked pretty good.
Is that what you're going to say?
No.
What the fuck were you guys doing?
It's probably the best vlog of all time.
They came and we were just like, have you ever seen Dave?
Like those weddings that people do like at college, like the backyard shotgun weddings.
No.
It's like a theme party that you throw with
your like your favorite couple gets married in college all right all right okay so all right so
then fake wedding yeah yeah yeah and josh and bryce never got to go to college so we threw them a
wedding it's pretty it's pretty romantic uh brie actually went around and asked people like you
know josh and bryce are getting married who would be the bride who would be the groom and everyone was making fun of me at the start being like josh is going to be the bride
we had it all planned for you to be the bride well guess what i was the groom the people at
south carolina have spoken they thought bryce was much more feminine than i am how like how many
people are at this thing i i it was a secret just us it was a secret
ceremony yeah yeah and who was this like where is this airing it's on it was the last sleep on
your dead tour vlog so it's on my youtube channel clambert whose idea was this mine
definitely breeze we showed up and we were just told we're getting drove to a spot and we're
gonna see what's about to happen the views man we should have just blindfold showed up and we were just told we're getting drove to a spot and we're going to see what's about to happen.
The views, man.
We should have just blindfolded you while we were at it.
I was seeing this.
It's like half the time, I don't know if I follow Bryce.
Maybe I follow Bryce.
That's not disrespectful.
But I was seeing so much Bryce on your feed, Bree.
I thought I was on Bryce's feed.
Oh, yeah.
We were making a lot of videos.
Understatement. Like everywhere I turned, it was like you and Bryce, you. Oh, yeah. We were making a lot of videos. Understatement.
Like everywhere I turned, it was like you and Bryce, you and Bryce, you and Bryce.
Front page.
Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, Bryce.
Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, Bryce.
Ellie.
Ellie is not happy with Bryce BFFs.
Ellie posts TikTok in response to what Bryce said on BFF last night or last episode.
She did leave a wall in my room, but she just came and grabbed it
and then left.
That's pretty funny.
I thought it was pretty funny too.
That was very good.
I don't know if she was unhappy.
No, no.
She texted me. She's not like pissed or nothing.
Dave on
Haunted Houses.
I did Halloween Horror Nights.
Yeah, how was that?
I haven't done that.
What?
I don't like crowds.
Crowded?
There was a quadrillion.
It was so busy.
Like, it's insane to me.
Like, each house, there's 10 houses.
It's Universal Park in Orlando.
Each house, close to, like, hour and a half houses it's universal uh park in in orlando each house close to like hour and a half two hour wait to get in unless you have the express pass which we did but
that's still like 20 minutes to walk in yeah it's cool they're all sort of similar ish so you get
like the vibe and they can't touch you so that's the thing that sucks about like the big corporation
ones you know what i'm
saying is they have like way more rules like when i was like in my hometown we had these two
different things and there was like the uh like ride or whatever it was what what are those called
carriage a carriage hayride hayride yeah that's yeah they had the haunted hayride and then the
barn and they would full-on come and grab you and stuff.
Oh, I don't want that.
That's crazy.
No, it was great.
You actually feared for your life.
Were you fearing for your life, Dave?
No, I wasn't.
Silvana is a big scream.
That's what I learned about.
She's very scarable.
A lot of jumping, a lot of screaming.
Me, not so much.
I have an idea.
I can't remember.
Everyone's like, you're psycho.
I saw this take. You are psycho. What this... Everyone's like, you're psycho. I saw this take.
You are psycho.
What'd you say?
It's on the sheet.
It is?
Oh.
That's the reason I brought it up.
I thought it'd be interesting to see what their ideas were on this.
So, all right.
One person a year should die in a haunted house?
All right.
I don't...
I'm not a haunted house guy. I'm not a haunted house guy.
I'm not a scary movie guy.
I don't like to be scared.
However, there's lots of psychopaths in this world who love to be scared and go in.
So how many people in the United States go into haunted houses during Halloween?
Millions, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So where the hell are you going with this?
right yeah yeah so where the hell are you going with this so everyone when you go into a haunted house you sign something that says you agree to be murdered and one person per year can actually
get murdered in the haunted house so if there's 10 million people one die per year but do you
know how scary a haunted house would be if you're like oh my god it could be me
and you can't sue you can't do anything you just may be that unlucky person you can't
that's just life you could get murdered any day no but you know you're putting yourself in this
in this situation where you maybe like kidnapped murder is like fucking crazy man yeah but if i'm
just kidnapped and i know i'm gonna
be fine then who i'm not really being kidnapped am i yeah well it still wouldn't be fun i wouldn't
do it i would never sign that i think you'd be surprised how many people would be like yes that's
the ultimate scare yeah i know there is like a haunted house that the torture house the crazy
man it's like it's like you yeah he has it all in his like house right and you go and sign and they can
do whatever they want pretty much they torture you waterboard you like yeah waterboard tie you up so
technically it's still people go into that yeah yeah again i would sign up for it but like i don't
think anyone's like made it through or something like that oh that's the one like one or two people
that have made it through grand or something yeah something like that like if you actually get
through till the end, but
no one does, everyone gives up.
Maybe your idea, Dave,
if you could fight back the monsters,
then maybe that's okay.
Yeah, that would be tough.
I was surprised people were fairly well behaved.
Seriously. And you look,
all the people went back to Squid Games.
It's also, by the way the
set would be like for i i don't know why i was thinking it but like for the hollywood uh horror
nights be such a good theme for a movie like that night except a real killer on the loose well i
always say i always say in general i feel like there's going to be a serial killer one day that
just goes into a haunted house and kills people you can just dress up and walk in they can just hide amongst the craziness yeah it's a perfect place to kill
like along the lines of what i'm thinking yeah um but not thinking like like you want to do it
no i don't want to do it i would never do it and i wouldn't go rush back to hollywood to the it was
interesting to see i enjoyed it but i wouldn't like be rushing to go back next year was that
your first time going to that?
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, I went for the first time too.
To where?
To Scream It All?
To Horror Nights.
This year?
Yeah, this was my first year.
What did you think?
I thought it was cool.
I mean, it's like you're getting jump scared.
That's more than anything what it is, right?
I feel like it's like when they pop out the windows,
come out of walls, it's like you're freaked out for a second then it's like oh walk through keep going but
it's a weird the houses themselves are cool like they spend like a shit a lot of them yeah yeah
they're very cool um brie lives alone in brie's new episode of planet brie in her new studio
brie now she told her boyfriend she doesn't want to live with him anymore because the last few
years she has to live by herself
Brie says for personal growth
she has to do it look at this set
is it sick awesome we got
we got our new studio we saw it yesterday
for the first time
is the set in your
is your set in your super lonely apartment
no it's in the office it's upstairs
okay so you're dumping
your boyfriend no that's what everyone thinks.
I mean, if I was your boyfriend and you're like,
Hey, I just want to kick you out of our living situation.
I just want to live alone.
It's better.
I can't make videos when he's there.
I can't do shit when he's there.
Weird when Bryce comes over.
Bryce is ew.
This Bryce narrative is terrible
yeah that is
Grace's boyfriend
audible
that is not
a thing
that's a tough one
you can attest to that
Josh
I can attest to it
that he was pretty
pretty
like
what's
she wanted to throw up
I think
a little bit sometimes
yeah he was very
yeah but I aside from that She wanted to throw up, I think, a little bit sometimes. Yeah, he was very, yeah.
But aside from that, I can speak kind of, I guess, more experienced humans since I'm like twice your age.
No relationship in the history of relationships, you go from living with somebody to not living with somebody back to living.
Well, maybe I will be the first one in history.
Okay.
Maybe they're just like a little two steps forward, one step back.
We like accidentally live with each other.
So it's like not like we moved in together on purpose.
Right.
You guys remember the circumstances?
Yeah.
We have some fan questions.
Fan group explosion.
Oh, we have a game.
BFF Jeopardy.
We have a game too if you want to do it.
Yeah, sure.
BFF Jeopardy. Are you just switching the subject? Is that what subject was that what yeah that's i think that's what she was trying to do
we were talking about how you blew up your friend group and so now oh yeah that's everything but
bff jeopardy i don't know what this means it's a jeopardy game oh fun it was originally designed
for 100 but then brie wasn't here, and it was also a long
episode anyway.
This is a short episode, so...
It's designed for who?
It's designed for you three.
It's questions about the episode. I don't know how good O'Malley...
Who was it originally designed for, though?
Us three.
For you three.
Oh, I thought you said something else. Okay, let's do it.
O'Malley, do you want to be your own team?
It's questions about the podcast.
I'll join Brianna on this one.
All right.
Oh, it's legitimately.
Okay.
This seems fun.
All right.
Who wants to?
Does anyone want to go first?
Yeah, I do.
Well, no.
Don't you buzz in?
So it's like you just.
All right.
BFF.
BFF is in action for $200.
All right.
So these...
Actually, I'll explain the categories as we do them.
So BFF is in action is still...
No, you're not...
What?
He's explaining the category.
What the category is.
Like what the name means.
They do that in Jeopardy.
Take it away, Alex Trebek.
Yeah, like BFF is in action is...
So it's still images from the podcast and you
have to say what is happening there josh's girl self-explanatory name the guest questions about
the guest properties just random things and out of context bfs's videos and then you have to say
what the full context of the video is okay got it fun awesome all right dave yeahFF's in action for 200 oh
perfect O'Malley
the fuck how the fuck are we supposed to know what this is
I know what this is
well then you can answer
that's how Jeopardy works
I thought you had to answer though Dave
no it's I picked a category but anybody can answer
we know what it is
Andrew Tate episode
right do we have to say more boxing is a dance I picked the category, but anybody can answer. We know what it is. Dang. Andrew Tate episode. Andrew Tate.
Yeah.
Oh.
Right?
Do we have to say more?
Boxing is a dance. No.
Who is the Andrew Tate episode?
Yeah.
What is Brian O'Malley reacting to Andrew Tate claiming woman or his property?
Okay.
That's close enough.
Damn.
Yeah.
I'll take that.
You say a lot of stuff about women like that they're your property.
That's not what I said.
I was talking about an OnlyFans company when that question was asked.
But I said that if a woman is going out with a man, she belongs to that man.
That's his woman. So if she wants to do OnlyFans, she owes him some money because she's his.
Well, that's crazy. That one's crazy. So you think that a man going out with a girl,
that that's just your property? That one was nuts. I'm nuts now. Good.
If a guy and a girl is dating and a girl does OnlyFans, she owes him a cut?
She is his girl.
But what does that have to do with anything?
Because she's his.
So that is you saying that women are your property.
It's not about being property.
It's about the fact that she belongs to him
and the intimate parts of her body belong to him
because they're in a relationship.
And if she wants to sell those,
he has a stake in those intimate parts of her body.
So it's reverse.
Male porn star owes the woman.
I don't know because I think the women belong to the man.
I think the woman is going to know. Yeah, that's inherently where you get called sexist for. You guys are now porn star owes the woman. I don't know because I think the women belong to the man. I think the woman is going to owe the man.
That's inherently where you get called sexist for.
You guys are now in control of the board.
All right.
Let's go out of context BFFs 300.
What are you going to ask?
Photographic memory?
I mean, how the fuck?
It's a video. It's a video.
It's a video.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I think I remember this.
Oh, fuck.
We got to answer first, though, right?
No, it's Madonna verse.
It's Madonna verse.
It's Madonna.
Yes, Madonna.
Oh, so you just answer right with him?
Who is Madonna?
Yeah, you're in control of the board, but anyone can answer.
Okay, got it.
I'll accept that.
Yeah, we watched it for seven minutes, I think.
Yeah, it was a long time.
It was a very long time.
I'll take it back.
Alright, Dave, you're back in control of the board.
Alright.
What about Josh?
It's whoever gets it right.
Have you guys seen Jeopardy? I haven't, no.
Name that guess for 2-1.
Oh, oh, oh.
Jeffree Star?
Correct.
Yes!
I would have known that one.
Yes!
Good job.
What does this mean?
NBA guys reach out to you?
A lot of NBA players and rappers, yes.
But I have a code where I'm never going to out them.
And a lot of them have threatened to murder me if I ever say their names.
Jesus.
The sex is great.
The names are invisible.
Josh.
All right, I'm going to go into a category that I should succeed in.
Josh's girls, 500.
Oh, Sonny Maloof. Sonny Maloof. Sonny Maloof. girls 500 oh sunny maloof sunny maloof sunny maloof i don't know that one ah this seems like a comeback season comeback season it does seem like an unfair category okay i won't pick that one
again i won't pick that category and we got a girl sunny maloofoof. She's on the TikTok room saying, Josh left our heart broken.
So what is the story here?
It was a year and a half ago or two years ago now.
Me and this girl, like, I think we hung out for like a week.
We ended up like, you know, how things go.
Developed into something little.
Then I left and kind of like went on tour again for social media.
Kind of was being like just a guy on tour going around blah blah met Nessa
and then was kind of like oh this girl has something when I met Nessa I like fell for
Nessa like head over heels one of my friends that ended up getting like like they started being like
a thing when me and Nessa post our breakup video perfect timing text me like hey Josh and then you
know starts like trying to like talk with me snap with
me and everything says how she misses me and then says yo i wrote a song and i was like oh cool and
she was like yeah it's about you and i literally was like lol haha and then she's like no i'm being
serious they're using my name to get streams for their song because they know they will
name the guest for 300 300. Oh, fuck.
Who the fuck was that?
Oh, Whitney Cummings.
Nope.
Fuck.
Alex Cooper?
Nope.
Damn.
Tim Dillon?
Hannah Mojo.
Nope.
I remember this and I just can't put a face on it.
Was it Dave?
Well, I'm not a guess.
I know, but I thought you said that i would
say something that's why i like the line i have no idea domestic girl right yeah
that's a good line you hate bryce hall that's that's are we gonna talk about this can we talk
about this yes yeah let's talk about whatever he by the way we've had a love hate obviously
josh knows him really well he went from hating me to now i think we get along so what's your take my take on bryce hall is i think bryce hall is a domestic
terrorist but i do not think that um i'm one to judge any people but that guy is literally insane
josh i think you still still in control of the board yeah
okay sick um i'm gonna go for josh's girls 400 what the fuck
three girls oh wait i can't even see the full i have no idea three girls it would have been
ellie lauren mads and what each one was chosen for?
Kill Ellie,
marry Mads, and... I answered the start of this question.
How did she answer the end of it?
That doesn't make any sense.
But you didn't speak fast enough. I thought that was how Jeopardy works.
So you can just answer
the last half of my question and take my points?
You didn't start. Yes, I did. I gave the
three people.
Can we split the points?
That was right i think we'll give it to you guys all right cool what this is well that's an unfair category
anyway it's a stupid game you guys you guys control the board now sorry to the the squad
sorry to the little bowling uh quadruplet there but I think I might have to slaughter Ellie.
Oh, I'm out.
I'm out too.
I think I might have to kill her
because I've known her, like,
I feel like the least amount of time
and we've, like, the relationship progressed
the least in that one.
Like, where it would be, like,
it wouldn't be hard feelings to be, like,
just friends or whatever after,
you know what I mean?
So I'd kill her.
Wow.
Then I guess fuck Lauren, marry Mads.
I've known mads the longest
i've known mad for like three years so mary mads fuck lauren what do you want out of context 400
that's an old episode oh we're watching the sex tape alec uh watching the sex tape oh god
who's sexy um jay alvarez yeah yeah coconut little guy got me up on that that's a good tape
are you familiar with this
and this is gonna get
a little weird
so Jay Alvarez
has this sex tape
do you know who he is Josh
the travel guy
he had a sex tape
come out
that's kinda going viral
I haven't seen it
like what's the plan
are we planning
on watching this
right
cause I saw
I saw the link Dave
I saw a link
and it says link to
the video that concerned me because i was like are we just about to watch this naked dude for
five ten minutes on bffs this morning is that what i'm getting ready for at 8 30 in the morning
it's only a minute so should we watch you need to watch it because you need to see how it's produced
it's produced like one of his travel vlogs okay all. Fucking let's watch some porn. Ah, fuck. All right. Some BFS watching porn.
Let's do it.
This can't be good for TikTok.
It is.
I see it everywhere.
All right.
Bree and Grace have taken the lead yeah whatever they're cheating
get the next one i'm just blank like i have no idea on any of these
um i can't remember i think i'm too old no you got it bffs in action 500
is it just that is that it oh i'm calling I'm calling. Fuck. Who probably was it?
Mads?
Nessa.
Calling Mads?
No, Nessa.
Fuck.
It wasn't.
Nice.
Great.
And you told her you're on live.
Don't say anything.
Did we try to call her already?
Did we do that?
Like live?
Yeah, like on speakerphone?
No, we haven't.
Do you mind doing that?
Oh, my God.
You want me to live call her? Just say Dave wants to talk to you.
Dave has requested a quick convo.
For the views, Josh.
And you, before we say anything, be like, we are recording.
Hey, hey, don't say anything stupid.
Don't say anything stupid.
I have a gun pointed to my head right now, and I'm being forced to call you.
What do you want?
Name that guess, 100.
Oh.
The kid.
Josh Peck.
Yes.
Nice.
The kid.
The kid.
I'll give Dave half points for that.
Yeah, he sparked my memory.
You clearly do not like this guy.
I mean, I guess I could tell the story of my wedding.
So I get married to my wife.
And so we have like this small wedding.
And the dirty little secret, I guess, was like, I knew that Drake and I didn't stay in touch for the 10 years since we had made the show, but no one needed to know that. Like, I was happy to just die with that secret
that like, we made this thing that people really love, but maybe we weren't that close. So I didn't
invite him to my wedding because I hadn't really talked to him in many, many years. Cut to I'm
getting married that night. And I see these text messages from him, like cursing me out for me.
I'm like on the night of my wedding.
And I'm like,
he was surprised he wasn't invited.
Then he's surprised,
but then he takes to the internet and he starts writing these tweets that
immediately like catch fire.
I remember here's some,
I'm going to give you guys the exclusive.
Let's do it.
You guys still in control.
All right. Oh, um, out of context, I'm going to give you guys the exclusive. Let's do it. You guys still in control? All right.
Out of context, BFF's 500.
I wasn't even on BFF's yet.
Oh, their original, this is Rise Pages Rise.
It is not.
Fuck you.
Oh, wait, what?
Then it was still softest? It is not. you oh wait what then it was still softest
it is not
are we
listening
what are we listening to
I wasn't there yet
we're laughing
so it can't be that serious
is it a Chase Hudson song
nope
god
I got no clue
no idea
Griffin's District
is it like oh fuck I was just about to go there god damn it Nope. God. I got no clue. No idea. Griffin's diss track.
Is it like, oh, fuck, I was just about to go there.
God damn it.
Dude.
Do we have a diss track?
Because, dude.
I haven't heard the diss track, so I'm going to hear it right now.
Oh, my God.
Yo, I can't.
Uh-oh.
Convenient.
Are you serious, dude?
You're really about to do this?
I'm not here to say I'm sorry. I'm not even going to ask. Convenient. Are you serious, dude? You're really about to do this?
The lyric video is why I just said to not post this.
I don't know.
Oh, fuck no.
Yeah.
No, you gotta wait, Dave.
You gotta wait for one night.
Oh, yeah.
Just wait.
Know my heights in the comments.
You can say my heights.
But you don't know what a heart is.
You don't think I know.
Dude, that shit's so funny.
Dude, what is that line?
You don't think I know?
Like Noah Beck.
Do you get that shit?
Dude, the Noah one.
I was like, I got it.
All right.
Green Grace.
Uh, what do you want, Grace?
Uh, do, do, do, do.
BFFs in action 300.
I mean.
Not, oh, this is not calling her back.
No.
This game's tough.
This game is so tough.
Something happened.
She said she's done with him or something?
No.
I can't be it.
Another girl was involved.
No.
I have no idea.
I was watching Josh's spitting TikTok.
Oh, fuck.
That was disturbing.
Video two.
What's your name?
Jessica.
What's my name?
They call me the CEO of Spitty.
What was that?
You want to know why? It's because fucking joke, Alex. Wait, what was that? You wanna know why?
It's cause I can spit really good on camera.
You want me to show you?
I've never done it live before.
What if... What if I get a dry mouth for it?
I'm like, uncomfortable.
Or I can't-
What was that?
You want me to stop talking and just spit on you?
Babe, I think I'm in love with you
Can your fucking mom hear you?
Let's get married babe
mom here let's get married that's one of the worst things i've ever seen i gotta be honest i was i was first time doing
this show i was uncomfortable and we watched a we watched a sex tape together and that was
way worse than that how you guys still um it's a long game 300 josh's girls
ellie ellie ellie right yeah yes i do not know so you have the inside information on this the
double date and this is the first time josh has another girl does he like ellie like what's going
on there here's the whole rundown on that. So obviously I'm really good friends with Ellie and Ellie and I hang out a lot.
And then I know Josh was Snapchatting her or something,
but it's always like,
Oh,
what,
what are you doing at like midnight?
Oh,
Josh.
No,
it's not.
Yo,
don't say that Amanda.
Not always.
You're sending the you up texts,
Josh.
On Snapchat too. Josh. On Snapchat, too.
Josh.
Let's go potpourri for 300,
or whatever that word is.
I think Dave was upset, Josh.
I don't know why we were talking about it.
I think Dave was upset, Josh.
I'm afraid to not ask it.
I think Dave was upset.
My hair? Whether I was okay after my hair?
Whether I was okay after my hair?
Oh, yes.
That was funny.
Rocked up.
Are you going to have like a release date for showing off the new boobs? People are just freaking out.
I think I'm just going to build it up and build it up.
I was going to say like, are you going to have like a, you know, a little like-
A launch party?
It's okay, guys.
I'm just wearing the headphones down, upside down because I had head surgery and it hurts when i wear them i'm not trying to be like cool but thanks
for asking oh forgot about it how's your head feeling no no no how's your boobs don't don't
worry about me i'm fucking fine well you have the hat on we forgot no no no i'm fine i thought you
were going for like a cool like gen z my headphones upside down for the first fucking time i was gonna ask it i was
like i don't know what he's doing no i got haired up so it's like haired up whatever dave uh potpourri
for 500 alex i didn't see
oh lemon lemon head nope i i don't know lemon sounded right to me yeah i don't know
lemon dreams oh fuck pretty close hey josh what's up with the billion comments on his tiktoks
about him making a song someone hacked my spotify and then went and released a song called Lemon Dreams or something like that.
And it's absolute dog water.
Your song?
It's not mine.
I never made it.
It's not me on the track.
So do people think it was you?
Yeah, they think it was me that made the song.
That's the funny thing.
You know what a lot of people do in our world?
Yeah.
When you release a bad song.
Oh, my God.
Or you do something that you are embarrassed by.
The cover up?
Just say you were a hack.
This is my second single after Still Softish, Two Bangers.
Lemonade, a bit of sugar.
I won't change if I lose her.
I was hoping that there'd be some shred of me be like, dude, that's you.
I don't think it is.
Out of context, BFF's 200.
I don't even remember that.
Let's hang soon.
Of course, mom.
LOL, mommy wants to see you again.
Oh, for real?
I really want to see my mommy soon.
Oh, Maddie Monroe.
Maddie Monroe shit, right? Wasn't that the Maddie Monroe stuff? Yeah, the boyfriend
sent the wrong... He was at the mom's house
and shit. Yeah.
Matt, yeah, they got it. Oh, they got it.
I give Josh and Dave points
for that. Nice.
Alert. BFF exclusive.
We need that, like, news, like,
alert. Breaking news.
Exactly. O'Malley. Brilliant.
Thank you. Thank you.
Full screenshots where Maddie's boyfriend doesn't seem too innocent himself.
You play him. I'll play the girl.
All right.
A little role play action.
Bahaha, are you at Maddie's or yours?
I'm on my way home.
Let's hang soon.
Of course, mom.
LOL, mommy's wants to see you again.
Oh, for real? I really want to see my mommy soon
we'll make it happen wink hi bella this is maddie
all right then bffs in action 400
oh you doing uh the ducky gritting um sturdy i don't remember this um oh the john oh it was it was just a little move that
people it was um the girl actually squirrel squirrel sienna sienna may squirrel that's
when she was popping yeah yeah the squirrel dance i need to like this is your trademark
maybe we could get a live one that'd be yeah that would be cool if we could get a live on uh i think dave is gonna be underwhelmed this is that that's it that's all question what
just happened yeah that was a squirrel dance replay wait can i see that one more time
come on that is awesome man that's it that That's all. That's the whole thing.
That's it.
I know.
I know.
It's pretty underwhelming.
I know.
They want me to do a squirrel dance?
Oh, yeah.
Let's get a squirrel dance.
I think Dave should hit a quick squirrel dance before we end for sure.
What is the emoji again?
That was pretty much it.
I mean, how hard is that to pop?
Really good.
It looked like you were riding a tricycle.
What does hers look like?
I mean, hers isn't exactly like, you know, Beethoven.
It's just a little, like, thing.
I appreciate the effort.
I gave it my best shot.
Want to do one more and then call this?
Yep.
Let's do Potpourri for 400.
Oh, boob job, hair transplant, and surgery.
Invisalign.
Correct.
Yes.
Brie, new boobs.
Oh, yeah.
Got a new rack.
Yep.
Racked up.
Do the boobs hurt?
Do boobs, like, not do boobs hurt.
Well, I mean, I just got them. So they're still a little sore.
Because I just had an invasive surgery of my own the other day.
I got Invisalign.
Oh, yeah.
That's comparable.
I am also having invasive surgery.
Oh, my gosh.
So I had hair surgery like five, six years ago.
Just keeps it.
And every five or six years, kind of like a boob job, I think.
A boob job like 10 years.
You got to get a new one.
Yeah.
You don't want to be the bald and short guy yes can't do that well 510 is not really short it's average
yeah you don't want to be the bald average dude they went pretty comfortably yeah all right
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Oh, and then fan questions.
All right.
We end it with fan questions.
Video questions?
Yeah, they are video questions. All right. Oh, wow. Cool. That's interesting. We end it with fan questions. Video questions? Yeah, they are video questions.
All right.
Oh, wow.
Cool.
That's interesting.
I hope it's not my mom again.
Nancy.
My name is Amy, and I'm from Illinois.
My question is, who do you think is the funniest out of you three?
Definitely me.
Dave.
Thank you.
Yeah, Dave's funny.
Thanks, guys. I'm's funny. Thanks, guys.
I'm Allie.
Thanks, man.
Okay, next question.
Electric question.
I think Josh needs to stop being a little bitch
and just answer the question if he's with Nessa or not.
Like, we're both 22.
Let's be mature about this.
What the fuck?
Yeah, stop being a little bitch.
Yeah, let's all be mature about it. Stop asking me? Yeah, stop being a little bitch. Yeah, let's all be mature about it.
Stop asking me the fucking question
because we ain't dating.
I now believe that.
Thank you.
It only took a while.
Shut up, Dom.
Hi, happy 100th episode, guys.
I'm proud to say
you've seen all 100 episodes.
And I wanted to know
when you guys started this,
did you ever think it was going to be what it is today? And I wanted to know, when you guys started this,
did you ever think it was going to be what it is today,
100 episodes later?
No.
I mean, I think Josh and I thought it would go pretty quick.
Obviously, Brie was a big addition to it.
But no, definitely not.
Yeah, no way.
No idea.
Great move.
It was.
It was, for sure.
Hello, friends.
How are you?
Excuse the getup.
We just had a hurricane here in South Carolina.
But I do have a question for you guys.
Why is it we call chicken parm chicken parm if we're using mozzarella?
I can't figure it out.
Please help.
I mean, that's a real question. We're to the bottom what are we doing like i said i couldn't remember which one they got disorganized
but it's not that bad of a question right it's open-ended for sure why do they call it that if
there's mozzarella why isn't it called chicken mozzarella i like chicken palm sounds cool
well it drizzled the palm yeah but you drizzle parmesan on caesar salad you don't call it I like chicken parm. Sounds cool. Well, drizzle the parm.
Yeah, but you drizzle parmesan on Caesar salad.
You don't call it parmesan salad or a salad parm.
Salad parm.
I don't know.
It's up for debate.
Is that all we got, Austin?
There are a couple more if you want to do them.
Are they good?
Yo, Josh, I'm really drunk right now. How many TikTok birds have you cracked? Oh, my God. Birds right now? How many TikTok birds have you cracked?
Oh my God.
Birds.
Wow.
How many TikTok birds have you cracked?
Guys, come on.
Not including myself.
Trying to have a sentimental moment with our fans here
where they ask us questions.
We don't need to get into that.
Over or under 10?
Over.
I would personally, if I was a betting man, probably bet the over.
But, all right, next question.
That was probably easy money.
Cracking bars.
Hi, Brie, Dave, and Josh.
My name is Joseline, and I'm a big fan.
I watch the podcast every single week.
Congrats on 100 episodes.
Thank you.
And my question for you is, what even made you guys want to start this podcast?
We've described this like a thousand times.
I was going to say, we went into this so many times.
This track, Lil Huddy, Charlie.
Twitter beef.
All that shit.
By the way, your boy Gruen, side note,
reached out to me Sunday.
He's like, hey, I have two great tickets for the Dolphins.
You want them?
The game kicked off at 1.
He texted me at 12.02.
I just wrote back the time.
I didn't even say yes or no.
I just said it's 12.02.
That is some, like, grueling shit right there.
That's funny.
The game is in a minute.
I'm not even going to get to the game on time.
Next.
Last one.
All right.
Hey, BFFs. on next last one all right hey bffs i'm carly and i'm here to ask if josh richards will marry me he's taken it's already married oh yeah bryce so defensive
i thought you were gonna say you, guys. You're always accusing me of shit.
Those are pretty brutal.
Insulting for us to sit through those questions, Austin.
For you to put those questions in here and make us waste all of our collective times with those questions, disgust me. Here, right before the episode started, I accidentally deleted the folder with the questions organized,
so I just had to take...
I had every single one downloaded,
and I didn't know which one was which.
I could have been afraid of my cock.
That's it.
That was a low point.
All right, that's BFFs.