BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DOES JOSH RICHARDS HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? — BFFs EP. 133

Episode Date: June 8, 2023

We start with the news that Taylor Swift and Matt Healy have broken up and whether the Swifties were responsible, if Taylor had “too powerful puss” for Matt, Swifties camping out for 10 days for Taylor’s Latin American leg of her tour, whether she is using Sabrina Carpenter to get back at Olivia Rodrigo, fans wearing diapers to her concert, and whether Dave is joining the Taylor Swift Fan Union. We then get into non Taylor headlines where Landon Barker got a tattoo of Charli D’Amelio’s eye, George Janko getting booted from Impaulsive, Kio Cyr getting heat for a breakup trend, Noah Beck getting a red card, the richest self made women in America, Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet pictured together, Al Pacino asking for a paternity test from his partner, Remy Ma not counting prison towards her age, a dream boyfriend tweet going viral, Quentin Tarantino paying to lick feet, and Mark Zuckerberg denying he got choked out to the NY Times. We finish with BFFs corner where we look at Josh’s Mug of the week, Bri going to the ER for kidney stones, Josh’s mystery hospital visit, rating whether or not Dave’s dinner fit worked, Dixie D’Amelio unblocking and shortly reblocking BFFs, Dave’s Eras Tour jacket update, Dave falling for a Tik Tok trend, and whether or not Josh has made things official with Gabi Moura. Support Our Sponsors: Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com True Classic Tees: Get 25% OFF @trueclassic with promo code BFF at https://trueclassictees.com/BFF ! #trueclassicpod Cerebral: Go to https://Cerebral.com/BFF for 50% your first month of therapy. Takis: Try Takis today and Face the Intensity.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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All right. New episode of BFFs. Everybody in their respective cities. Big news out of the Taylor Swift camp. Taylor Swift and Matty Healy have broken up. Not overly surprising. She was so far out of his league. So not really anything I don't think shocking.

Last week, Azealia Banks even posted in support of Taylor Swift and Matty Healy splitting, saying that Matty wasn't on a level of powerful puss Taylor worked so hard to achieve. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, he can't handle that puss. There's very few who could probably like Taylor Swift. And obviously I'm on such a kick. Like, I think I've only listened to Taylor Swift music for like a month straight. Nothing else.

She's like the biggest star in the world so I don't even you know who's she gonna date I don't know not him were you guys just saying were you guys just saying puss is that what you said Bree yeah can't handle that puss because I'm just going off what Azalea Banks said correct that Maddie couldn't

handle it wasn't on the level powerful puss Taylor works so hard to build it wasn't on the level powerful puss taylor worked so hard to build you don't like hard puss josh i was just a little taken back here's the exact tweets from azalea banks uh and again we'll find out see if she actually said taylor this guy is going to give you the scabbies he's not on the level of powerful puss puss you worked hella hard to build uh so many cooler people music to work with you should really taps jay mercer from the shins jay mercer is honestly one of the best lyricists ever yes taylor swift with black wave australia by shins vibes is the tea sis uh this dude is a full

incel you cannot be letting his climb him climb the rich white coochie mountain sis she's right facts couldn't have said it better honestly yeah this guy this guy's a trash hole like who is this fucking loser i'd never expected that right out of waking out of bed i was going to be talking about taylor swift's powerful puss yeah it's that powerful white white, rich puss. Shout out. Shout out. I mean, that Matt guy did a bunch of crazy stuff, right?

Like a Nazi salute and was kind of anti-Semitic. So now I will say I haven't heard any of the shit that he was getting in trouble for. I do know that I think the majority of things he got in trouble for is when he was on a podcast called come town which is notoriously on pc but very funny like we tried to hire the come town guys or at least initiate the conversation so i guess i didn't hear it but everything i know about that podcast is that nothing is done out of hate. It's truly meant to be funny, and they make fun of everybody. So I don't want to make excuses for him in that regard.

But when I heard that he was getting canceled for things he said on that podcast, Come Town, it changed maybe what I thought about what was coming. Yeah. Well, if you go to Come Town, come town, obviously it's going to, that's what's going to happen. Something's going to come, but also look at this. He was making out with his security guard, which I think he was still dating Taylor or with Taylor during that.

Yeah. I would break up with my boyfriend if he's just making out with dudes. Well, I have a question. Why, why are girls allowed to like make out with girls? And that seems to be like fair game. But if a guy goes, makes out with a guy suddenly it's breakup i mean i love your fight

i agree with you i don't think girls should be able to make out with girls either okay oh that was not the answer i was actually expecting i mean that's like i don't know it's cheating both ways yeah no i agree yeah david agrees i was i I thought it's generally not equal standard with that, I feel like. Yeah, no, that's true. Yeah, Josh agrees as well. Josh agrees as well. Josh, Bree, and Dave agree. Wow.

Taylor Swift announcers of Latin America tour fans lining up for tickets. Brazilian Taylor Swift fans begin camping out on June 2nd for G8 tickets. They don't go on sale until June 12th. What? Well, this is Taylor Swift. That's 10 days. That's crazy go on sale until June 12th. What? Well, this is Taylor Swift. That's 10 days. That's crazy. Well, it's six days.

The second to the 12th? That seems like 10 to me. I thought that would be 10. Oh, wait, wait, wait. They've been out there since June 2nd? Not like today? Yeah. Man, oh, man.

That's dedication. Sabrina Carpenter. Taylor Swift announced that Sabrina Carpenter will be joining her on our Latin American Leg of the Eras tour. Many fans thought this confirmed the speculative beef between Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo. Prior to her fame, Olivia Rodrigo was self-proclaimed the biggest Swiftie in the world. When Olivia's career was taking off, Taylor sent her a gift. The two seemed to be on good terms. Olivia and Taylor Swift's relationship got rocky when Taylor Swift was removed from the writing credits on Olivia's Grammy submission for her album Sour.

Olivia had inter-polated. Hmm. I don't know what that word is. Inter-pop-pop. I don't think I've ever seen that word before. Inter-polated. Inter-polate. Olivia had inter Interpolated. Interpolated. Olivia interpolated some of Taylor's music,

so Taylor and Jack Anticoff are credited as co-writers. Fans believe this is Taylor taking a jab at Olivia because Sabrina Carpenter is famously the other woman in Olivia Rodrigo's song, Driver's License. Taylor Swift is kind of sneaky like that. I feel like she loves to do shit like that. I kind of love that move. That's a great move.

That's major for Sabrina Carpenter, though. Yeah, I was just about to say, Sabrina Carpenter is just about to have a full circle moment. She's about to come right back way higher because everyone was hating on her when the Olivia Rodrigo stuff went down. Now Olivia Rodrigo is going to get hated on and Sabrina is going to be on top.

Which one? Wait, I thought Sabrina Carpenter did license. No, Olivia Rodrigo did. So I have it reversed. Yeah, and it was supposedly about Sabrina Carpenter. Okay. It was like that

Joshua Bassett guy, right? Yeah. Where did Olivia Rodrigo go? I feel like we haven't heard anything about her in so long. Well, she, I mean, what, her album came out last summer? I don't know. I feel like we haven't heard anything about her in so long. Well, she, I mean, what? Her album came out last summer? I don't know. I feel like she kind of went into hiding. I want a gift basket or something from Taylor.

Be like, hey, I've seen the years of support. Like, Tay-Tay. Wait, where did that, where did the gift basket come from? Maybe not a basket. No. It said that when Olivia's career was taking off, Taylor sent her a gift. The two were on good terms. That's true.

You and Kelly Keegs deserve a basket. Her team said they loved your support. Whose team? Taylor's. What does that mean? We had a, I don't know if this can be public, but our talent people just talking with our team. Because they rep other people, but all the people they rep, and they're like, we love Dave's support. Does Taylor?

You should tell her. Just like, Taylor know who I am? I can follow up. Can you follow up? Be like, Dave has a very specific question. Does Taylor know who Dave is? Tell her to come on BFFs, too. Very friendly.

It'll be a friendly environment. Yeah. Super friendly. She can be a friendly environment. Yeah. Super friendly. She can come to the New York office. I'll be there for that one if it is. Okay. I might have to be there, too, for that. Taylor Swift fans wearing diapers to her concert.

This is just smart business, really. I mean, Jesus Christ, guys. Well, you can't miss one song. Every song is like a thing. Listen. Did you miss one song Every song is like a thing Listen Silvana missed Champagne Problems And every time it comes on I remind her like you missed this one live

Sucks to be you Everyone was saying to go during the All Too Well 10 minute version So that you only miss one song If you're smarter though That's like the number one cry song there is i guess so yeah but if you only want to miss one song that's probably the smartest one to go during i guess dave what did you do did you just not go to the bathroom yeah i held it

stop drinking hold it diaper i'm like uh i i will measure my my drinking intake based on my availability to go to the bathroom. We had easy access to the bathroom because there was a suite. But I ain't going to. Listen, I'm not going to disrespect Taylor by missing one of her songs. I don't know what this is. Wait, was there a bathroom in your suite? But she will ask specifically.

Okay, yeah. Wow. How's that feel, Dave? This is big news. This is awesome for you. Yeah. All right. Wow, it's a good day yeah um swifties want to unionize i don't know what that means the swifties are banding together attempt to unionize for doing the majority tailors marketing promotion what the swifties believe they

can create a vision for taylor swift the lines with their values help with others creative decisions moving forward the taylor swift fan union is also looking for remuneration for previously uncompensated promotional labor, including album sales, streams, merch, and concert tickets. I can't even pretend to understand what this is. They're just fans? Yeah. So they want Taylor to pay them?

Yeah. To be her them? Yeah. To be her fan? Yeah, that's crazy. Come on. I will not be joining the Taylor Swift union. That's nuts. I can't believe that's even a real thing.

Yeah, that seems totally fake. Landon Barker, moving on to the DeMellos. Charlie revealed her boyfriend Landon Barker got a tattoo of her eye on his arm. Wow. And eyebrow. You can't forget about that. They got the brow, too. Wow. The brow and the eye. What do you do when they break up? You close the eye.

That's a good idea. Can you do that? Put an X through it, maybe? Because they're breaking up. They're not like getting married. You don't believe in young love? No, not this young. Not this famous. No, I don't.

Yeah. Also, the tattoo curse is real. I feel like every time you get a tattoo of someone or a matching tattoo, it goes south fast. That's a fucking huge tattoo. That's huge. It's a whole bicep. He loves her. Yeah yeah good for him i'll be curious what what happens if at least she didn't i'm not rooting yeah i'm not by the way i'm not

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i thought yeah didn't they do this before? They did a bit, and then he was like, no, I'm just kidding. I'll never leave. But then actually now he has left. I wonder if it's either double bidding us. No, it's been like three episodes or two episodes without him. That's not that long. Not that long.

But they have a new co-host, I think, as well now. Oh. Because I've done that show a few times times and it seemed like they all got along. That's surprising to me. Yeah, that sucks. Poor George. I've heard through the grapevine that they don't, they are not aligned.

So then it's a true thing. Interesting. Very interesting. He reached out to, or his team did, to come on but we're like like can you actually talk about this thing because otherwise what's really the point and can he not talk about it well he tweeted out that he can't talk about it well maybe he just needs the right platform to wait did they reply back no we asked but they haven't replied back okay i mean obviously that's

the only thing to talk about yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Keough gets heat for TikTok trend. Keough Sear is catching heat again after he partook in a trend about being with the right person at the wrong time, followed by Amanda Diaz deleting her pictures with Keough, which led fans to believe the two broke up. This trend is so cute. All right, let's see the TikTok. talk first of all i don't know what goes through the mind of wiggle dickers when you include like just pictures of you like curling pump an iron that's josh that used to be your thing yeah

Josh, that used to be your thing. He seriously put that collage together himself. He's like, let me slide in a little picture of me ripping some curls. Pumping it off. I guess a little crazy. I don't know really what to say. Are you saying that if you look great ripping some curls though dave you wouldn't post it oh you'd be the i feel like you'd be the first save you'd be the first guy to post it all right fine if i look no i want it but if i look great if i occasionally have like a great moment i will openly be like i'm only posting this because i

look think i look fucking awesome i'm'm not putting a soundtrack behind it. I'm not trying to hide it in a collage. No, I'll be like, I'm thirst trapping your ass because I look fucking awesome right now. If you just slide it in, it's a little weird. Do you want him to own it a little more? Yeah. Just be like, yeah, look at me pump this shit. I look hot.

Can I see that coll little more? Yeah. Just be like, yeah, look at me pump this shit. I look hot. Can I see this? Can I see that collage again? Yeah. I'll tell you what's lame and not lame in that clip. First of all, the whole thing could be. I don't even understand. Whatever. I've lost. All right, fine.

Fine. Fine. Lame. Fine. Fine. Fine, I guess. Lame. Why was Fine. Fine, I guess. Lame. Why was the last one lame?

Like the look back and the snow fall. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's being all cutesy. It was a little bit set up, I feel like. I feel like that one wasn't natural whatsoever. Same with the one of him sitting, like, looking away at dinner. Yeah, and that green sweater.

It's like, I always wonder wonder with well like who is taking these maybe amanda probably amanda so are they are they not together now i don't know i love amanda so i'm rooting for them i hope they are i don't know anymore because i feel like this is something that goes in the sheet every week isn't it yeah i feel like we're always talking about them breaking up yeah but it's like it's whack last time we talked about them breaking up keo texamine was like yo could you guys do me a favor and not clip that bit in the podcast for a tiktok we are not in an open relationship nor have we ever spoken to mads about our relationship it's embarrassing in a pr nightmare so like every single time they they end up uh getting in rumors about being broken up i always get hit well like no They're like, no, we're not. Yeah. If you are not broke up and your boyfriend posts this,

the girlfriend's going to be pretty upset. Yeah. Maybe right person. This trend is so cute. Who talks like that? Like women talk like that. This trend is so cute. To be fair, though, women also walk through the snow and then look back.

Totally. It's cute. We do that. That was like, right. It's right. And the look away at the dinner table. Oh, take a video of me. Yeah.

Look at it. Off guard. Like, I've never done that. I can tell you that for a fact i've never been like there's a lot of videos of you hey yo grab a grab a little video me at this dinner table real quick no you'll just spit on the camera yeah yeah yeah because that's hilarious that's true uh noah beck gets ejected from a soccer game. Nice guy. Well, we're still calling Noah Beck nice guy.

All right. Nice guy Noah Beck shows a different side to himself. If he got heated during a soccer match when someone on the opposing team decked one of his teammates. Oh, no. All right. See the clip. Well, he's defending his team. Yeah.

Let's see. Let's see if he's right. Who's Noah? Oh, he's coming. Oh. Wait, he got the red. Did he get slapped in the face? Yeah, can we watch that again?

They definitely added sound. I wouldn't say he came across as the greatest enforcer of all time. No, no, he didn't. He got bodied. Wait, go back. Honestly, he's too nice to even do this. I like this move, though. Running over like that is a nice move.

Oh, shit. Oh, damn it. Oh, man. God. He got shut down fast. I don't know. Why the hell did he get a red card for that? Where is he playing?

Brissa Dortman. I don't know if that's their German team. I don't know if he's actually in Germany playing for them. It's like their academy team. Got it. Stefan Mikvich. I mean, whatever. He stood up from his guy.

Yeah, I like the run over. I like the run over. Good teammate. It was a good move. Richest self-made women in America. Forbes put a good move. Richest self-made women in America. Forbes put a list of the 100 richest self-made women in America. The top 13 celebrity women included the likes of Oprah, Rihanna, Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift, Judge Judy. All right, so here's a list.

Oprah, one. Rihanna, two. Kardashian, three. Taylor Swift, four. I don't know how Taylor Swift is four, seeing what she's doing. Kylie Jenner, five. Madonna. Madonna still, huh? Six still huh six Beyonce Celine Dion Judge Judy Dolly Parton Reese Witherspoon Barbra Streisand Ellen DeGeneres Serena Williams Shonda Rhimes Judge Judy yeah I knew Judge Judy

was on there really that's like yeah what does she make all her her money from? Just the show? Yeah. What? Yeah. She was like a cash cow. That's wild to me. Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet. The first pictures of them together have emerged as the pair spent the weekend celebrating Memorial Day together. The pair was spotted together with Kendall Jenner, Timothee's sister at Timothee's house.

It's been reported that Kylie allegedly spends about six days a week at his house. That's many days. That's been report that Kylie allegedly spends about six days a week at his house. That's many days. That's almost seven. Yeah, I thought Kylie was married to what's his name? Travis Scott. Yeah, I didn't know they broke up. Yeah. I mean, I guess

I did because we talked about this couple, but it really just hit me like a second ago. I saw a video of them and they honestly looked pretty cute together. They were all like giddy and smiley. So maybe they're a good couple if they spend they honestly looked pretty cute together. They were all, like, giddy and smiley. So maybe they're a good couple if they spend six days out of seven together. Yeah. I'd have to see more footage than this to decide if I've changed.

I don't think we have on here, or maybe we don't, but I saw it. Do you see Kim Kardashian was wearing, like, one of those graphic tees that was Kendall's starting five and all the basketball players that she had fucked on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Crazy t-shirt to wear. Crazy. That's like a you move. Josh. You would. No. No. To where?

You would. To where? Me of Josh. Yeah. I wouldn't do that. I don't think. Wait, whoa, why did I get looped in that, though? That had nothing to do with me at the beginning.

It had nothing to do with me either. I just feel like that's Dave's MO to make a t-shirt. Dave, you would make a t-shirt about that and wear it. No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. Well, yeah, I probably would. No. Yeah, you would make merch and sell it.

No, I wouldn't make a Josh's who would your starting five be? Who would be on that shirt? No, no, no. We're not talking about me. We're talking about Kendall. No, we are because that's what Bree said. Yeah, now I guess I'm talking about you. Bree, did you ever even mention my name when you said David?

That's what you meant, right? DP said it. No, I just said you would wear a shirt like that. I don't know who it was going to be. Oh oh i thought you meant it about josh no because it's like we're bffs yeah no yeah now i get it maybe it was about josh yeah okay it was about me fine so who's just 35 who would we put on the shirt yeah well who would you put on the shirt me yeah of josh yeah dixie um obviously nessa oh yeah mads yeah

do we put a new do we put a new gabby no because nobody knows who she is i think they're gonna be famous she's pretty famous in brazil what she's she's brazilian famous she is yeah yeah she's got 10 million followers on tiktok 10 million yeah yeah oh tiktok don't count. She's got like, I think, over a million. All right, Josh, we know you're dating. You don't have to fucking run toward the fence. Yeah, 1.5 on Instagram. All right, fine.

Then we'll put her on. Who's the fifth? Libby Dunn, maybe? Oh. Libby Dunn. Libby Dunn, yeah. Boom. That's a cool shirt, Josh.

Yeah. Yeah, that is a cool shirt. It's being made as we speak. I don't... Yeah. That's a cool shirt, Josh. Yeah, that is a cool shirt. It's being made as we speak. I feel like Levy Dunn doesn't really make sense. Okay. So, yeah, who else? Oh, Ellie? Zyler?

Lauren Gray. Lauren Gray. Tila Dunn. Tila Dunn. I guess we could put so many. Definitely not. You know, it's just a rotating bench. Yeah, maybe we have a 10-minute rotation.

Baseball, maybe. Yeah. Definitely not. You know, it's just a rotating bench. Yeah, maybe we have a 10 minute rotation. Baseball, maybe. Yeah. Start nine. Yeah. 11 is soccer? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Could just be a soccer team.

Al Pacino won a paternity test for his girlfriend. Al Pacino, 83, allegedly asked the mother of his child, Noor Alalfa, for a paternity test because he didn't believe he could get her pregnant or the baby was his we now know it is that's gonna kind of like ruin the vibes a lot a bit right yeah hey i don't believe i was the one that caught you pregnant yeah i think you cheated on me get a test and then it comes out she didn't and it's just like what she's supposed to just like let that all slide that you accused her of cheating? She's just supposed to be like, see, look, we're good. What is this woman's deal? I didn't realize this.

So this woman, Noor, past relationships with Mick Jagger, 79, Clint Eastwood, 93, Nicholas Berrigan, 61. She's got an old kink. Old, rich, famous kink. Yeah. Yeah, that seems a little bit like she's waiting for them to die. Yeah. Take their money. Although, if you're fathering their children, that's a little more work than that.

Yeah, she said she's not a gold digger. She just loves old people. Oh. I guess. Jokes will write themselves on that one. Quick commercial break for Takis. You can face the intensity with Takis, the most intense snack ever. So Takis makes the best and the most intense snacks like the Takis waves, kettles, hot

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I'm down with that. We can take some years off our lives with COVID years. Yeah, two years. But that put years on my life COVID, not off. Yeah, that's true. Dream boyfriend tweet goes viral. A tweet about a woman's list of traits for a dream boyfriend went viral by a lengthy list of dream traits the woman said

she tweeted because everyone else's she's tweet about has come true everything else all right so the dream boyfriend six foot I'm off I'm gonna shut that just I'm off I'll read the rest if you want. 300. Yeah, I got it. Six foot. 300 to 500K total comp. Very ambitious and driven. 27 to 33. Ah, I'm done. Brown eyes. I'm done again.

What a loser. Who wants brown eyes? Yeah. What the hell? I like brown eyes. You want that beautiful, like, blue eyes. Maybe, you know, maybe a little green. No, guys with brown eyes are hot.

Yeah, you don't even think that. Brown eyes, no. There's nobody in the world who you put blue versus brown. No one's picking brown unless you're a fucking psycho. Or colorblind. Yeah. Guys, girls love guys with dark features. Yeah, but you can have dark hair and blue eyes.

I know, but brown eyes still aren't. There's super hot guys with dark features. Yeah, but you can have dark hair and blue eyes. I know, but brown eyes still aren't. There's super hot guys with brown eyes. I'm not denying that, Brie, but they'd be hotter with blue eyes. Like that criminal guy who went super viral because he was light black skinned and then he had blue eyes.

Oh, the mugshot. Yeah, blue eyes. Forget about it. So you guys just don't believe in this list well well it's just wrong the rest really funny but a bit weird really uh kind has moral system not a trust fund baby good taste good listener and planner loves running gross uh loves me a lot it's not that crazy of a list. No, no, no, no. Yeah, not really.

I mean, it's a dream list. Like, I mean, you know, I like to say I'm 5'11", but I get that, like, you want to be 6'3". I have a question. Do you think it's $300,000 to $500,000 total comp or $300,000 to $500,000? Because she didn't put a K next to the $300,000 to $500,000 total comp or $300,000 to $500,000? Because she didn't put a K next to the $300,000. I'm going to think it's $300,000. Yeah, I would guess so. And that's not like crazy money nowadays, I don't think.

Inflation, like $300,000? That's crazy? I don't think so. Yeah, the average salary in America still still is like 45 000 i'm pretty sure well then enlightened coop's not gonna be happy with it well i hope what do you think of this come true what do you think of this list brie i don't think it's that crazy i mean i kind of agree with it except for the running yeah running's running's crazy i kind of would want to trust fun baby i think maybe no but like a good guy that just has so much money.

Yeah, but it's harder to find that. If you haven't had to work for what you have, it's always harder to appreciate what you got. Yeah. That was beautiful. That was beautiful, dude. That was like, wow. Poetic.

Wow. I'm kind of moved. Yeah, you changed my mind, actually. You're right. That was fucking beautiful. Wow. Today's going to be a good day. My brain can go back to sleep now for a couple weeks.

Quentin Tarantino paid to have his feet licked. Honestly, if you put a lineup and you had to pick out, hey, who's most likely to pay to get their feet licked, Tarantino would be top of the list. I'm just basing it on that face, too. Who's on that list with him? Yeah, and he's like an eccentric, crazy guy. Yeah. $10,000, though? Yeah, but I mean, for him, it's a penny.

He said they have to lick him until they look like prunes. I thought he was paying people to lick his feet. Okay. That's what I thought it was. No, he paid a lady $10,000 to lick her feet until they looked like prunes. Wait, to lick her own feet? No10,000 to lick her feet until they looked like prunes. Wait, to lick her own feet? No, for him to lick her feet. Oh, he wants to lick women's feet.

Yeah. Yeah, that's... Whatever, whatever. He's a strange guy. I will say whoever made the title sets you up for failure, Dave, because the title does say Quentin Tarantino paid to have his feet licked, not to lick people's feet. Correct.

Yeah. You're not on the wrong. Thank you it's helping you we're all right here today uh this story i i had like basically tears in my eyes when i read it the first time so zuckerberg the new york times he when you get as rich as he is i think you just look for like, things to do to pass the time. So he picked up MMA, Jiu-Jitsu. I guess he's ripped now. But he was in a tournament. He got choked out. Ref stops the fight.

The New York Times writes an article, and they're basically saying he got choked out. Zuckerberg writes into the New York Times and says he didn't get choked out. He wasn't snoring. He was just grunting loudly. And for some reason, the thought of Zuckerberg being like that bothered to sit down and like try to correct the New York Times, be like, wait a minute. And it's like everyone gets choked out in MMA. It's not like that big of a deal.

Being like, no, no, no, I wasn't snoring. I was just grunting loudly. That makes me laugh. It's a crazy story. Yeah, that's insane. All right, guys, quick commercial break. So Cerebral is a 100% online mental health service that offers therapy and medication management for anxiety, depression, insomnia, stress, burnout, and more. So it's here for anyone who's looking for help with their mental health. No matter where you are in your journey, Cerebral helps people with anxiety, depression, stress,

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that's accessible and affordable, you can join Cerebral today. BFF Corner, Josh, the mug of the week. Your time to shine. Gotta hold it up close or I can't see it. All right, all right, all right. Wait, let me just move my mic. Ah, fuck. Oh, my headphones got on my mic.

Damn it. All right. All right. Ah. Do I show it on the Zoom? Yeah. Yeah, right? So it's like a prescription. You know what I'm saying?

Okay. Like a pharmacy prescription. A little bit of like a weed thing again. But yeah, it's the Fuck It All. Manufactured by a licensed drug dealer since 1980. Made in Never Never Land. Expiring never. Batch.

Foucault 123 and it's from the carefree pharmacy I like that one nice yeah yeah it's cool thank you we found this next one out a little bit before we started the show so Brie has kidney stones may need to get surgery she can't pass them on her own so

what's the update that sounds horrible I would not wish I would wish it upon my worst enemy but it's the worst fucking pain in the world. But I find out if I have to get surgery this week because I can't pass and they're like too big. Oh, yeah. So they got to get him out, man. How long have you been being bothered by that? Friday, I spent like nine hours in the emergency room.

So since then. Did you know? I don't know how I missed all this. Did you know what was happening right away? Like how long were you like, something's definitely wrong. I got to go get checked out. I always wondered that. I was in pain for like three days.

And I thought like, I thought I just was having cramps. I was like going to get my period or something. But then I woke up and I just started violently throwing up because I was in so much pain. And then I couldn't stand up. And then I was like, oh, I'm going to die right now. I'm going to die. So what did you do? Call 911?

No, I called my boyfriend and then we went to the emergency room. That's horrible. But it's a little better now. So thank God. I was going to say, is it like painful all the time always? No, it's painful when they're passing through your organs. And then they just go through your organs. Then what?

They just recycle and do it again or something because you're not passing them? Then you've got to pee them out. But mine are so big they're getting stuck in my tubes and they're scraping me. So I have to get them removed. And it's like so bad. Awful. Yeah. Awful.

So bad. What were you in the hospital for, Josh? Oh, this was from a while ago. But I was posting it on my Snapchat for Snapchat views. I'm starting that. I'm starting the Snapchat view thing just recently. I think I am, too. It's a grind.

It's a grind. But I'm not allowed to look at Snapchats. Oh, so you have to post get off. Yeah. Is this a Saldana rule? Yeah. We have a hard like i didn't even know like that your snapchat score can change like if you open a snapchat like it's a direct line to your significant other be like alert alert boyfriend just opened a snapchat is it if you open them or send them open is it open yeah Is it open? Yeah, trust me. Everything. Trust me.

It's open. Everything? Everything. The guys, yeah. Different points per thing, per open, per send. Yes. Yeah. That's crazy.

It actually weirdly ruined my fantasy draft this year because- How so? I was under orders already not to use Snapchat. She views Snapchat as like you're just doing that to like sext or whatever you're doing on Snapchat. It's a little sneaky. I get it. I get it a little bit. So I knew that she was very against it.

I wasn't using it. We're in the middle of our fantasy draft, and it's like fucking Mike Trout and like Manny Machado. It's like all these MLB guys and me. She comes, sits, she's furious. Someone had actually hacked my Snapchat and was using it. So the score was going bananas. And I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about. But it became an emergency situation during my fantasy draft.

I have a question. I left the draft. Yeah. Wow. That is serious. I have a question not to like, you you know pry into your relationship or nothing but um if you don't use snapshot ever why did she happen to check your snap score now she she has an answer you know how how a lot of people they can say things that you may not agree with or whatever

but they answer it with well it's my truth and then there's nothing so she's like well i guess she just has something i sense it i just knew something was going on it's like wow what i was like i honestly believe that sense like all right whatever and and i'm so dumb i had thank god when it happened i'm like i'm pretty sure i've seen emails being like hey your snapchat was logged into but i get so much junk i didn't pay attention to it but in this case i actually really did get hacked so yeah my truth i've started by the way incorporating it's my truth a little bit into things like when she's disgruntled like well it's my truth she's gonna use you're doing the little flip yeah you're doing the little flip i like it i like it um this this uh yeah so i wore this outfit here in this next one,

and I asked if I looked awesome, which I thought I looked awesome, and it was pretty split. I voted. I voted. I voted too. I said, let me look at it again to make sure. I said, yeah, I said it worked. You said it was clashing or the T-shirt wasn't nice enough for the sweater.

I agree. The T-shirt is a little, it looks like you got it off Amazon and it's been worn a lot of times. Yeah, I guess that was the thing, complaint. Yeah, and it was kind of gray. The one Silvana posted, I was like, the color wasn't. No, it was pure white. It was very white. I don't know.

I think she was right. Okay. Josh makes it official. Bryce said Josh made it official. Gabby F. Gabby had just said two days ago that she's still single on her Instagram. So is this – are you officially in date, Phil? No, no, no, no. Bryce just was taking that for Snapchat, I think.

And then he put that caption on there. Oh, he froze. Damn. So it's not official. No, not yet. I got to ask gotta still working on it ask yeah cool yeah stay paused or is it just i don't know i just like thinking um i didn't hear not official that's when it cut off yeah he's uh he's working on it okay well yeah okay yeah that yeah bryce just took that photo he was like pose for a photo so we he was like for my subject and then he and then he put that caption uh dixie unblocked and

re-blocked bff what's our fucking problem brie she re-blocked us yeah oh wow almost instantaneously i sent you that that that text being like hey we're back in and then she uh re-blocked i'm thinking maybe she unblocked us so she could see the clips about us this weekend and i had i had a theory when we got off and i know it's probably not true but it hit me that i should have asked it i had a theory you two hooked up well everyone's saying that in the comments too it kind of makes sense because you've said you're bi, right? Yeah. I don't think Dixie has said that. No, but there's always been theories with that haircut. And how do you get

separated? The haircut? You can't say the haircut. Why? I like her. I like the haircut. I think it looks great. Oh my god, is that allowed? Can you say that? I don't know, man. I think it looks great. Oh, my God. Is that allowed? Can you say that? I don't know, man.

I think it's pretty well known that if you go pixie haircut, you're more likely to be by than a full hair. No? Why is that bad? I don't know. I don't know. I think it just caught me off guard a little bit. I love the haircut on her.

Whatever. But you two suddenly are naked in the ocean and get separated from the group for hours. There was four of us and they left. Facts. Facts. I was thinking the same thing, actually, Dave, when they were FaceTiming me. I was like, was you and Dixie smooching? Yeah, right.

Yeah, well, no. We were not smooching, guys. Really? Really. So you'll have to unblock and block and block. To see this, yeah. We wouldn't be doing our journalistic jobs if we didn't inquire about it. Yeah, no, that's fair.

That's true. That's true. Asking the important questions. Correct. Dixie with a pixie. Yeah, the Erez Tour jacket made it to Chicago. People are going to keep updating me. It's going to keep going.

It's a fire jacket. Good to see in Chicago. This movie, if you guys haven't watched it, awesome. Oh good oh unbelievable it's so good it's one of my favorite movies i've seen in a long time what's it on funny it's on the invention of blackberry no what's the streaming device oh prime service okay so it's it it goes through the blackberry from their rise to them being like the number one phone in the world to basically apple wiping them out really good really funny i was a huge blackberry guy back in my day i actually had something i so i bought blackberries till i didn't sell them because i liked being able to type i actually invented something called the iberry where i glued

my blackberry there it is my blackberry and my iphone together and that was my phone for like a year that's insane really what what what was brilliant about this idea it just seems really clunky and like yeah well because a lot of people wanted to be able to type and do business on the eye on the blackberry and then you do parties. It was like a mullet. It was like business in the front, party in the back. The iPhone was like apps and all the... What, like Flappy Bird and shit? What's that?

You were playing Flappy Bird on your iPhone? Well, no. Good game. Great game. All the apps are on... You needed Snapchat and Facebook and all that shit. Yeah, but it's more so just like, ah, take my BlackBberry out of my left pocket, take my iPhone out of my right pocket. See, that's what I was thinking.

I feel like the – That's crazy that you think that's easier to have multiple phones. Come on. Well, the invention of the pocket seems like it would have come in super handy at this point, right? Because there's like two of them in every pants, right? In the front. I don't know how you guys don't think having it as one device. So you could just flip it?

Yeah. Did you super glue it? It would have been like thicker than a brick, dude. It would have been thicker than a brick. It not would have been. It's something I had and it was not thicker than a brick. I mean, I had it. I just showed you it.

I worked. It was beautiful. It works for him. Dave fell for this TikTokok trend i didn't fall for this tiktok trend i know there's gonna be there's gonna be that eat ass thing yeah i texted i didn't wanna and i was like you have to do that that's not really falling for it she's like listen i i had my little larry dave in my book i was working she's like hey do this i'm like what is it she's like just do it rather than like deal with it for another five seconds all right what the fuck do i have to do and then we move along so i i didn't like get got she's always up to something so i like i don't know what she's doing i'm

sitting there i'm minding my own business. Hey, do this. Do that. Do this. Like half the time, I think her and I are just having conversations and then it's like all over. I love it.

She's just like vlogging and then you're in the background and you take it and you talk about something that has nothing to do with what she's talking about in any of her vlogs. They kind of do sometimes. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny.

That is the show. Yo, before we wrap, though, before we wrap, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I bet we would sell those. I bet so, too. I think also every single girl on there

would get mad. Yeah, no shit. Probably or something. Yeah. I think Mads would be okay with it. Mads, baby probably or something yeah i think mad would be okay with it mad i mean it's kind of a fire design but anyways it's not what i wanted to say what i wanted to say was um let's say someone texts you this right i just need i need your guys's opinion here okay yeah does it work without wi-Fi or data? And I say, no, you need service. Does that mean you would need data or Wi-Fi?

Yes, you need Wi-Fi. Yeah. Very clear. Because I said, no, you need service, right? You need service. That means you would need it. That's very clearly that you need service for it to work. Thank you.

Because my sister took my Tesla using the phone app because I don't have the key because I lost my wallet in New York last time when I was with Bree because she got me so wasted. I actually went home and went to bed, and you stayed out, so that's on you. Okay. Well, now you wrecked my story and made me seem like a liar. But anyways, she took the app, and you need to have Wi-Fi to start the car again, unlock the car, all that. And now she's stuck in a parking garage in a grocery store and she's texting me saying how I'm the one at fault because I said, no, you need service, which means you don't need data or wifi.

But to me it seems like very much so you would need data. The way you explain that, it very much seems to me like you needed data and wifi. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you you i hope she gets saved go save her yeah yeah all right there it is that's uh that's bffs