BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DOES JOSH RICHARDS WANT TO GET ENGAGED? - BFFs EP. 191

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

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check it out and also go eat some delicious chicken fingers let's get back to the show all right bffs episode 164 that's my guess 164 with bj it's just b and j it's just it's just straight bjs today no d bjs no d how does that work i don't know i guess it would be a lot of mouth interesting where is dave i that's a great question oh i think he's on his way to me we're hanging out without you oh so he's missing the podcast so we can just go hang out with you personally he's missing the podcast so he can personally hang out with me yeah Yeah. That's kind of fucked up, Dave. Yeah, it kind of seems like he's not really splitting the BFF, you know, favorites up well. I also feel like he could have just came

and we could have recorded together in person. Yeah. Yeah, I think that could have happened too. I think my brain's going to be a little slow on this pod. I just got off of Red Eye, got to Canada, have a friend's wedding. So Bree, you may have to sit in the pilot seat today. Okay. So you're feeling a little wonky?

Feeling a little bit of that, like getting tired might start hallucinating soon kind of level. Oh, but that's my favorite. It's when you're feeling like silly and fun. So what do we, so should we just get straight into it? Like Dave says, right into the headlines? Yeah, let's just get right into the headlines. Okay. The first one is crazy. I feel like everyone has been waiting for this one. Brooke has returned to the Cancel Podcast. So after three weeks without releasing an episode, the Cancel Podcast has returned with Brooke and Brooke said she still has a lot of learning to do, wants to use her platforms more mindfully. And Tana was surprised by online rumors about the podcast and said that Brooke was never

going to be kicked off the podcast because no one gets canceled off of canceled. And then there's a clip if we want to watch it too, before we talk about it. All right, let's watch the clip. All I was trying to say in that episode was I'm giving Brooke the week. Like I want Brooke to have the week. So then Paige subbed in for that episode and all of the fucking comments are, we wantoke you're replacing brooke you just jumped ship so fast yada yada yada and it was literally just one episode call me the fucking villain for saying this but i think that the situation was very much damned if you do damned if you don't like if you and i sat down and filmed

an episode and it went out and we were just on the couch talking about anything at all yeah i think it would have been really distasteful so angry at that we should clarify beforehand like tana and i obviously we were communicating about it and i told her i'm like listen i understand you need to say that what i said was wrong of course because it was it was so wrong and i even said in it like i'm not coming at this from a holier than thou perspective i just want to say no one's getting fucking canceled off the canceled podcast. And I have said this and will always say this. I truly believe that this podcast has amassed the success that it amassed

because of our dynamic. And forgive me, it's not a word, word police, but our dynamic is irrecreatable. And I am not a word. Irrecreatable. I think it's irreplaceable i think the word she's looking for is irreplaceable or yeah okay i'm curious what is your take on this whole situation yeah i mean i think it's kind of like what we said on our clip last week or three weeks ago

whenever we first talked about this but it is a it is a damned if you do damned if you don't situation there's not many takes you can have where people are going to be like oh that's the perfect way because you can't please anyone um did i hear a did i hear a vape rip mid mid interview in there were they just vape ripping in the middle of talking about that wait tana and brooke i didn't even realize i'm pretty sure i heard a little tana vape ripping in the middle of talking about that? Wait, Tana and Brooke, I didn't even realize. I'm pretty sure I heard a little Tana vape rip in between, which is just like the cherry on top. That's such a classic. I vape when I'm nervous too, though. Vaping in between a middle of a conversation

that's like a deep conversation is some of the most psychotic shit I think people can do. Like when you're having, when I'm having a conversation with someone, it's like a deep conversation. And I'm like, you know, talking, looking off. And then all of a sudden I just hear. Like what?

It's like a sketch. You can't wait 30 seconds for me to finish my point. You know what? See, I fucking get it though. Cause I'm, I'm painfully addicted to it. But I also fell, I fell victim to, when we talked about it the first time too, it did seem like when Tana did the episode without Brooke

that it was indefinite. Like Brooke is not going to be with us any longer. So I reacted that way too. I was like, she's kind of a bad friend for that. But it was always only going to be a week. I guess it makes sense. Like I don't think she could have sat down right after and done the podcast with her.

I think they both should have taken a break and then came back together but i mean you can't go back in time no no no and and like tana said it is a damn it if you do damn if you don't and i think it's tough like tana said like i'm not the one i think i saw a little bit more of that clip and she said something like i realize i can't be the person condemning people so yeah i think they just took the break off Rip. Maybe it would have been better. But again, who knows? It's like you said, they could have then looked at it and been like,

oh, they're avoiding talking about it. They're not going to talk about it. They're not going to. So it's a little bit tough either way. Yeah, I think people are going to be mad for a while, but. Yeah. As they can be. Yeah.

As they should be, I guess. Yeah. Well, fans are also upset at Chpelle rome chapel chapel chapel chapel chapel wrong um because she canceled her show for the bmas with only a few days notice chapel rome rescheduled her berlin show and canceled her paris and amsterdam shows due to scheduling call scheduling conflicts i told you i'm tired it's going to be a tough read today. This is coming after it had been announced that Chappelle would perform at the VMAs. It's just chapel.

Okay, say it three times. Chapel, chapel, chapel. Chapel, chapel, chapel. Going to the chapel and we're going to get married. Like that. Is that a song you just made up? No, you've never heard that song before? We're going to the chapel and we're going to get married.

No, the cadence is off. But chapel,? We're going to the chapel and we're going to get married. No, the cadence is off. But chapel, like you're going to the chapel, okay? Now you'll never forget it. So chapel would perform at the VMAs and fans suspect she canceled these shows to accommodate for VMAs rehearsal. Oof. That, I don't think you,

canceling shows is, to me, is so fucked up. You can't cancel shows when people pay for it and wait for it and want it unless you're sick or someone's dead or your mental health. But scheduling conflicts, I feel like that should have been worked out beforehand, right?

Yeah. Yeah, VMAs, they're, you know, I guess you get the notoriety a little bit, but I think you gotta serve the fans. You know how Chapel Roan recently recently i don't know if you saw it but she said that she doesn't want all the fame that comes with like being who she is and she doesn't want people coming up to her and stuff like that i feel like this is a little

bit contradicting to cancel your shows for your fans but then go to the vmas which is like kind of like just to be famous type of thing i don't know yeah yeah i mean but team for shoes and hand grenades were candy every day for christmas right so we need to put on a t-shirt that's the next merch drop in collab with lonely ghost uh but no yeah i mean that's it's it's it's a tough look it's a tough look to say like you don't want the fame, but then you're doing something that's going to give you more fame instead of serving your fans. So, yeah, that's not great. Yeah.

He's just kind of up in the air. What would Zach do? If Zach had shows and he had to go and perform at like a VMAs, what would he do? He would never – I don't think he would ever perform at one of those type of shows. Not really his speed. I think I also – If if i'm correct i don't

think he's ever canceled a show ever even like cmas no he would he would if he had shows that people paid for he would hands down do those first well i guess that's what makes that great yeah uh so great glenn powell responds to producer shading r Ryan Gosling. I'm curious about this one. So an unnamed Hollywood producer said that Glenn Powell appears to both females and males as opposed to Ryan Gosling, who is limited to female audiences. And then Glenn Powell said on Twitter, Gosling is a legend. I'm just Glenn. But do you think I feel like guys love Ryan Gosling? yeah i read this and i i almost thought i had read it opposite the first time i read it i thought oh maybe this is the other way around and i'm mixing this up but i wasn't um to me glenn powell is in that stage right now in the movies he's making and top gun definitely helped but he's in the stage right now where he's convincing guys to want to be him you know what i'm saying i think this happens with a lot of actors. They go through like they're like they go through their starting phase where it's like they're in rom-coms.

Like you look at Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling is a great example. They do their rom-coms and all the girls want to be with them. Right. They become like this heartthrob. All the girls love them. And then what they eventually do through their movies, like Ryan Gosling does with all of his movies or like a few of his movies recently, like Blade Runner. He gets all the guys to want to be him as well. So to me, I thought this was confusing because I don't know if Glenn Powell, I love Glenn Powell. He's a great guy. And I love his his films. I love his acting.

guy. And I love his films. I love his acting. But to me, I feel like Ryan Gosling's done the job of really winning over the male audience because he's been in the industry. Yeah, I would agree. And I feel like Glenn Powell, especially right now, is so girls-centric. Girls love him. Girls are obsessed with him. I don't take Glenn Powell to be a guy's guy. Not saying you don't, but I just don't picture him like that. I think he's going to get there. I think Glenn Powell's going to get there. I think he's just not like the guy's guy yet. I think a lot of guys

watch his stuff. Exactly. That's what I mean. Tom Cruise is for the guys. He needs to go and just do another Top Gun-esque movie. If he has one or two more of those, then all the guys are going to be like, oh, I want to be him. Just like they do with Ryan Gosling. Ryan Reynolds is a perfect example of a guy

that did rom-coms and then everyone wants to be him. And then all the guys have like crushes on Ryan Reynolds, right? Every guy has a weird crush on Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, there's something about him. There's something about him. Just gets us going. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. All right, what's next um i always pronounce her first name wrong but winona you said it right i said it right winona rider subtly shading millie bobby brown fans believe rider may be subtly shading her stranger things co-star millie bobby brown after revealing she gets frustrated with her younger co-stars who aren't interested in watching movies and she hopes that the younger generation will study the history of film this is coming after only a few months ago Millie Bobby Brown revealed that she doesn't watch movies and struggles to even sit through her own movies oh I mean you should probably shade yeah it's I think that's it's 100% a shade it's 100 you don't you if millie came

up with a quote saying that and then winona is using ads for sure shade but millie's putting eyeballs on the screen i was gonna say like if you're a good actor or actress does it really matter to study film like if you're out here pumping out movies and you're good at what you do it's a little pretentious to be like you have to study film i hate when people are like well if you don't know this and do that but then millie bobby brown's great so yeah i think there's like a degree to it i think it's good to know what's going on yeah that's fair you got to watch your own movies i think you have to watch your own movies i i think if anything your own movies you you would have to watch the least really I had this

conversation the other day like do you could you your sketch comedy show yeah you watch it in a like at your premiere were you cringing to like watch yourself in front of people would you rather watch it alone um I think I would it's just nerve-wracking I think was the only thing that happened more than anything else like I especially when it's just nerve wracking. I think was the only thing that happened more than anything else. Like I, especially when it's going to make people laugh, I felt so much pressure that if people didn't laugh in the room and that like there was also pressure

on people to laugh in a way, like I felt like, holy, if people don't start laughing. I'm going to end my life. It's, this is going to be the most awkward 15, 17 minutes that like I've ever been a part of in my life. I just did a whole talk this is going to be the most awkward 15, 17 minutes that like I've ever been a part of it in my life. I just did a whole talk up there. I just got everyone like introduce them to the show and the premise and what's going on. If this first sketch comes out and it stinks and no

one laughs, this whole night's going to be really, really bad, but people laugh. So it was good. But yeah, I don't know. I think you can, I think you can go without watching your own more than you learn more from like watching others and seeing how they do things but that's fair yeah yeah i guess i really wouldn't want to watch myself i can't even watch back podcast clips yeah see i don't i don't watch i don't watch back podcasts that we record no couldn't i just i just kind of black out do the podcast and get out of there not that i like with like with alcohol. I just mean like I get in a zone to have my moment and dip out, you know? Yeah. Okay. All right, guys, quick commercial break. So Uber One is here and Uber One is great. I wish I had it when I was in college. I wish I

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fans are skeptical because ice spice has many bathroom references in her music including calling herself miss poopy ice spice says that perfume name is inspired by one of her songs i'm miss We're skeptical because I spice has many bathroom references in her music, including calling herself Miss Poopy. I spice says that perfume name is inspired by one of her songs. I'm Miss Poopy like I need a diaper. I'm on the shit that bitch. I'm Miss Poopy. Juice in my cup got me feeling real loopy. 40 inch middle part got all my pics hardened.

Miss Poopy. I don't understand why she talks about poopy and farty shit so much yeah it's crazy it's almost like a like a four-year-old is is rapping you know what i mean it's like when you have that younger cousin or brother that's super obsessed with potty humor and you can just crack anything about like a fart or the toilet or taking a poop and they'll just start crying laughing um i think she would think making like i could see ice spice coming out with booty cheek booty cheek shaped oh boy the way you say booty you say booty cheek booty cheek booty cheek shaped cologne you know what i'm saying like just

you're telling me you couldn't see her come out booty shape booty shaped cologne yeah but then it's a little brown in the butthole. Ew. That's gross, dude. What if the spray part was somehow the butthole? In the middle?

Yeah. This is not a bad idea. This is not bad, Brynn. Ice Spice. If you want me to run your cologne marketing, just hit my hit my hit my line. I'll actually hit Gabby's line because she'll get mad if I'm in direct contact. So hit Gabby's line. Gabby.

And then through Gabby, I'll send you the mock up of the booty cheek cologne. Booty cheek. That's not bad. That's not bad. That would sell. I think if you're Ice Spice and you sell that, it's going. It's moving. Yeah.

Have you seen Sexy Red's lip gloss collection? Yeah. It's a lot of the really weird names weird names on it right yep there's one called yellow discharge um booty hole brown whole pink um gonorrhea blue balls period blood oh that's gross you're not catching me putting yellow discharge on my lips that's just i no one wants what what's your favorite shade what are you wearing oh yellow discharge oh yellow yeah you can't even make it you can't even make it sound like fancy either you know what i mean like sometimes you can throw a little weird accent on it yellow discharge

no it doesn't work it doesn't really work it's still just gross um do people wear yellow lipstick maybe it's like a like a honey color like a gloss people wear yellow lipstick i mean i've never done it but who knows enticing name all right um dave probably would have loved to be here for this one uh scooter braun posted about taylor swift on instagram scooter braun posted on his instagram story that he finally watched the taylor swift versus scooter braun bad blood documentary and a tmz post about taylor swift throwing blake lively a birthday party to which he asked how was i not invited hashtag laugh a little uh just don't do that right why would you do that yeah fuel the fire or you're like you like it you like this move it doesn't seem like uh i needed to be talked on

thing it almost seems like you're like did this documentary come out came out recently yeah i think it came out a few weeks ago god everything in this world is just about taylor swift i feel like anyways kelly keegs posted a video response to scooters ig story with the caption rotten hell scooter braun scooter run then dm uh keegs confronting her for the post which is crazy to me you got to think is this guy just scrolling through ripping off responses to people hating on him because it would be so many responses he'd have no time left in his day yeah there's got to be so many videos about him so many videos so many hate videos so many comments but he said a friend sent me your post i'm sorry you have such strong feelings toward me if you ever decided to actually

look at the facts of what happened you might feel differently i choose still i choose still choose to hold on to hold no ill will it's not spelling great it's all unfortunate sorry you feel so strongly especially towards a stranger if we ever do paths, know you will only be met with kindness. Lame. Yeah, there's no need to send that. I mean, I get it. He's like, everyone hates me, but you're not going to change anyone's mind with this DM. If anything, Kelly Keegs hates you more now.

Yeah, and this holier-than-thou comment. Yeah, come on. Like, I'm higher up. I'm going to be the bigger person. You can't be the bigger person. You can't be the bigger person and claim to be the bigger person at the same time. That doesn't work.

We always say it. If you have to claim it so much, you're not it. You ain't it. You ain't it. There's more Taylor Swift. I know. She doesn't care. She's just going to draw plays for the Chiefs now.

This can't be real. Taylor Swift just drawing plays for the Chiefs? While talking about how great it is to see women embrace football because of Taylor Swift, Patrick Mahomes reveals that Taylor is really interested in the game and started drawing up plays? What do you mean? As a Bills fan, if I find out that my Bills go down to a Chiefs team that uses a play Taylor Swift draws up, that's it for me. That's it for me. That is really sad.

I'm over. I can't even cheer for football anymore. It'll be done. At that point, I'll just probably light everything on fire that I own. There's no way they're going to use a play from Taylor Swift. That's crazy. Yeah, people work their whole lives to write plays. Yeah, no, no, no.

There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. They're going to have seen the plays before and be like, oh, we can't do that. So I think we'll be fine. I think we'll be just fine. But gosh, what a crushing defeat it would be to hear like, hey, by the way, I think we'll be fine. I think we'll be just fine, but gosh, what a crushing defeat it would be to hear like, Hey, by the way, T Swift wrote that one up.

She just cooked you. She cooked your ass. I feel like we're just going through all Taylor Swift stuff right now. Um, we got, we got Travis and Jason kelsey which is coming off the taylor swift stuff a little bit but they signed a three-year deal with amazon for their podcast for 100 mil huge congrats asap rocky releases a song called taylor swift um i think people just love to hop on like this bandwagon of her name now they know if they just throw her name in something it's gonna do numbers like this taylor swift it doesn't even sound like a good song maybe it is i don't know i haven't listened to it yet but he just releases it because he knows people are going to talk about it and then go listen to

it isn't that crazy to be that humongous where someone can just say your name and you could have a big song because of it yeah i mean asap rocky you know like he, like he's no, he's no. Of course. He's probably not at the peak of his career when it was. But yeah, it's nuts to me that you just throw, you just throw Taylor Swift in a song and that song's numbers are going to just probably, I mean, it's the only promo I've seen for this song. ASAP Rocky song has been the fact that it's named after Taylor Swift. Yeah. I mean, I guess that's probably the only promo point. Taylor Swift this, Taylor Swift that.

On to Lady Gaga, Josh. She confirms her engagement. I'm so excited. Congratulations, Lady Gaga. I love you. Oh my God, look at her ring. Look at that rock on her finger. I saw a stat that actually said the more money you spend on an engagement ring, the higher probability of divorce.

Because love isn't money. Love is in your heart, not in your wallet. Just throw it out there. So you're going to buy Gabby a cheap ass ring? Yeah. I was thinking going down the cheaper the ring is, probably the least likely you are to get divorced. So I'm going to pop a ring pop. Yeah, you know, get her a little ring pop. Wait, okay. So you know how Mads got married and she's like a baby?

Are you going to get married as a baby? As a baby? What do you mean? Like you guys are so young. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I did. I did see that.

And I was pretty like, I think that's kind of what everyone's reaction was. Everyone that knows Mads and even Hayden, Hayden's a little bit older. He's out of the like social media scene. Now he's set up, he's in Texas. He's, they bought it. So in his life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like they got a house. He's working. Like he's like, kind of like got his life. This is the next step that makes sense. And Hay's 24 25 i want to say so he's a little bit older it makes sense mads i think we were all like it's nothing against it she just seems so young is what i mean she's 21 she's 21 she is young she's super crazy um imagine you imagine you getting engaged at 21 she's probably ready for it i'm just picturing you

at 21 getting engaged i mean me too i think i had purple hair but yeah i had pink hair i'm not getting married pink hair you can't do both of those things as a guy no um but uh yeah no i i i don't know when i want to when i want would want to get married. I feel like I want to be able to worry about that maybe a little bit later in life. Like I think it's still like at least four years away. Four years away. Not that I'm not, you know,

got my eyes on the person that maybe that ring would go to, but it's just like, I'm young. I'm young. You're just a baby. I'm young i'm young he's just a baby 22 years old i'm just a little baby yeah i'm not gonna say that yeah yeah i'm 22 i'm a young kid i'm a young kid i'm not gonna go i'm just a baby you are just a baby i don't really i don't know if anyone cares about this maybe i just don't care because it's video game people but phase bank says the wheels are falling off phase clan do you care about this does anyone i mean yeah people i guess i people definitely care it's a different group it's a different like demo i would say that's yeah it's definitely not my

stringers and it's definitely not your demo definitely not your demo but uh they just got kicked out of the face house they were doing some crazy stuff like throwing pcs around it kind of just it seems like destroying the house so that was that why they got kicked out um yeah they uh they got evicted from the crib even though they had already paid like the year of rent up front they were just being reckless like uh i mean you can't if you're renting you can't destroy a property now i'm like i'm glad i don't care about these guys they seem like assholes uh yeah yeah i mean when you're filming content like that i get that it gets a little bit out of hand i mean it's just about buy a house then yeah if you're gonna if you're gonna wreck the property you gotta or you're just

gonna wreck your own property renters yeah you to have it be like, Hey, we're going to repair everything. Any little thing, like it'll come out of our pockets, whatnot. But you know, we, I would say when we were in a house, when all the Sway guys were in a house, I mean, we had like so many holes in those doors, walls, paintball guns, and we would just like shoot them in the crib. So it wasn't, it wasn't like we were necessarily really taking care of the place. But we were 17 to 19. We were young and doing dumb stuff.

But we made sure it was all clean. We paid for it all to be clean. So yeah, see, you just got to do that. Do the decent thing. Oh my gosh, this is so funny to me. Not funny. Yeah, funny and crazy. Lana Del Rey denies dating alligator tour guide.

Oh, she denied it. But I think they were clearly, they're holding hands and like going out on dates rumors online were circulating that lana del rey was dating alligator tour guide jeremy dufrini a twitter user even claimed that this man was her dad and that she found out they were dating and then lana commented on the picture um no also that's not his daughter on twitter. I mean... She's so funny. She just dates the randomest people. Like, she's so normal. Look at them holding hands.

You're telling me they were going on dates? At least they were going on dates. Oh, 110% they were going on dates. It's so funny. She just went on a boat tour, and then they, like, stayed in contact, and she's always in Louisiana, and she's just

spotted like at the restaurant with him i love her so much she's kind of i feel like i'm starting every headline i read of lana i just become a little bit a little bit more of a fan of her dude she's so she's so sick she's crazy in the best way and you know what you know what i think this is she dates like people like this, like just a random tour guide, which I'm sure he's a great guy, but she's Lana Del Rey. And I think she just dates men

that absolutely like worship the ground she walks on. Like she's not going to date another superstar. She wants to date someone that's like, oh my gosh, you're Lana Del Rey. You're my God. And I fucking respect that. She's like, I'm going to go for men that are like, this is the best I'm ever going to get in my life. I'm going to be on my god and I fucking respect that she's like I'm gonna go for men that are like this is this is the best I'm ever gonna get in my life

I'm gonna be on my hands and knees hands and knees for her yeah I mean that's not a bad move it's not a bad move it's a power play they're not gonna fuck me over like if anything I'm gonna fuck them over I'm the best thing they're ever gonna have in their whole entire life I am Lana Del Rey

it's wicked but I respect it. I respect it a whole lot. I respect it a whole lot. She's about meant for real for that. Billboard's greatest pop stars of the 21st century. One by one, Billboard is counting down the greatest 25 pop stars of the 21st century. And fans are shocked by the 25 stars

on the honorable mentions list. So who do we got? But if this is the honorable mentions list, that means they don't, they don't crack the top 25, right? Oh, maybe,

but I feel like half of these people have to be like, are going to have to be on it. Do we have, yeah, that means they didn't make the list. They didn't make it. Yeah. Wow.

Okay. Greatest pop star. 50 cent. Didn't make it. Alicia Keys. Didn't make it. Billie Eilish. Didn't make it. wow okay greatest pop star 50 cent didn't make it alicia keys didn't make it billy eilish didn't make it cardi b carrie underwood lord maroon 5 megan this dally there's i mean nelly there's some crazy names on here i mean i i think it is fair for half of these people not to make it because like greatest pop star but billy eilish should definitely billy eilish seems like

someone that would be on there to me christina aguilera like back in her prime kelly clarkston who do you think okay so justin bieber is obviously going to be on the list because when i first read this i was like how is justin bieber not on it but this is honorable mention yeah this is an honorable um who do you think is one? I mean, Drake's got to be in there, right? Drake's got to be in there. Wouldn't he be on the rap list? They put Kendrick Lamar on the honorable mentions. Like, Drake's going to be on the list.

What, Taylor Swift's going to be on the list? Oh, obviously, yeah. I wonder if Chapel roan cracks it even though she's so like newly famous no she won't the top great the 25 greatest pop stars of the 21st century there's no chance there's no chance look these are the ones so far on it one direction bad bunny ed sheeran and katie perry that's valid yeah those are all super valid i think they're so low number wise too i oh beyonce we're forgetting about a lot of people i feel beyonce is definitely on the list uh beyonce number one i think lady gaga do you think lady gaga's getting on there yeah oh my god she might be number two. Oh, it's going to be Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Rihanna.

I bet it's all females, like top 10. You think everyone is female? Yeah, Justin Bieber's got to be in there. But Ed Sheeran's so low, but I don't know. Ed Sheeran is low, but Justin Bieber is planets above Ed Sheeran, I feel like. Yeah. Oh, I wonder if Harry Styles gets in it. One direction and get double mention.

I was thinking the same thing. He gets the double mention. That could be wild. That could be wild. I guess we'll see. I'm excited. If you've ever wanted to bet on sports but didn't know how, I totally get it.

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Zero chance. No way. Zero chance. Zero chance. Zero chance. He just probably said shit. Yeah. He's a big LeBron guy.

He's a huge LeBron guy. I love LeBron. I think LeBron is the greatest player of all time. But LeBron wouldn't get to 50 million subscribers in three days. Ronaldo has such an audience like they look at the guy's instagram look at the comparisons of their instagram ronaldo has 638 million followers on instagram yeah i think he's the most followed person in the world right he's he's he's cracking i mean he's not but like he is the most he is the most

i think yes i meant he i was about to say he's cracking on a billion like he's far away but 640 million is bizarre nuts he lebron if lebron made a channel he'd grow quick but there's yeah it's funny to even compare dave would say fuck this he's an idiot hate lebron so stupid next topic next topic oh it's a little broad again braun you can't call it on that. And then he'd scroll down and then he'd scroll down to J-Lo and he'd be a little bit entertained by these photos probably. Yeah, he'd say,

oh, she looks good. Oh, it was the summer. This is funny though, the comparison of J-Lo versus Ben Affleck after the divorce where J-Lo's like on her hot girl shit and then Ben's just ordering

McDonald's and Chick-fil-A. I gotta respect the move. I assume ben's just ordering mcdonald's and chick-fil-a i i gotta respect the move i assume he's just in his house smoking jays ordering fast food and watching goodwill hunting on repeat that's what i'm assuming he's doing he looks happy too look at this smile look at this yeah smile on him they both look happier he was just told by robin williams and goodwill hunting 50 times as he's watching it. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

That's just what he's doing. He's just doing that. But he does. He almost looks younger in a way. He looks like a little youthful glow. So does J-Lo. They just look like they're like, yeah, we're just parting our ways. We were not for each other.

It seems like it was the right thing. Yeah. Good for them, honestly. Yeah. Good for them. Troye Sivan gives CharlieXCX permission to say the F slur. Troy Savant posted his text messages

with CharlieXCX where he gave her permission to say the F slur. Okay, the title and the caption were the exact same. I don't know why we needed to do one in bold and one in non-bold. But I read them both. Did you want to read it out loud all of it like the text do you want to read all the texts out loud even that one i probably shouldn't i probably shouldn't um you could ask troy if you could say it you could text him yeah

you could have the past maybe i'll maybe i'll text jake i'll text jane hey brother can i say it. You could text her. Yeah. You could have the past. Maybe I'll text Jake. I'll text Jake. Hey, brother. Can I say it? No. That's good for her. Good for her. That's a real brat summer right there. Can't get much more bratty than that.

Maybe it will inspire her to like girls. What everyone wants. Her and Billie. Is that what people want? Yeah. Have you heard Guess? Remix with Billie Eilish on it? Try charlie likes boys but she knows i'd hit it no i haven't honestly pretty good wow you haven't heard that the biggest i ever i'll be honest i'll

be honest i will i didn't have a brat summer all right i didn't have a brat summer i had uh whatever the opposite of that is. Okay, well, whatever. Because goodbye forever, Brat Summer, Charlie said. It's over. Forever. Oh, it's over and I missed it. What do you think the fall is going to be? We've had a couple different eras here.

We've had like City Boy Summer. I'm going Demento Fall. Demento Fall. Yeah, I want to be demented. Demented Fall. Demento. I'm going Demento Fall. Demento Fall. Yeah, I want to be demented. Demented Fall. Demento Fall. Demento Fall. Demento Fall.

And it also sounds French. Demento Fall. Demento. Yeah, Demento Fall. That wasn't a French accent. No, it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. I don't even know what that was.

Demento. It's a little scary, Boogeyman. Yeah, that was almost like weirdly an angry Japanese guy or something. All right, let's go to the next headline. Nikki Glaser to host Golden Globes. After success at Tom Brady's roast, Nikki Glaser

is set to host the Golden Globes. I mean, I think this is a great one. Iconic. I'm so excited. She's going to crush it. She'll crush it again. All she does is crush. she'll crush it again she'll yeah all she does is crush oh this is next door yeah no what baywatch actor admits to smelling co-stars dirty swimsuits in the documentary after baywatch moments in the sun baywatch actor jeremy jackson revealed he used to sneak into the female co-stars trailers and smell their dirty swimsuits after filming jackson who was going through puberty

during filming said while he was too young to hook up with the chicks but old enough to want to he smelled every pussy on baywatch he said this he confessed this keep this to yourself you dirty little pervert yeah um batman couldn't get this information out of me uh beat me up literally quatornabay couldn't do this to me what are we saying man why are you telling you take to your grave and look to be fair i think he's the boy every pussy on the that line is wild wild wild you don't need to get that graphic. But the little boy, the little boy that's in between the two in that one photo, you know what I'm talking about? That's the pussy sniffer?

Yeah, he's the culprit. I'm pretty sure he's the culprit. So he was young. Oh my God. Was young and he was going through and he was thrown into a beach full of slow motion running ladies. Just go whack off or something i don't know yeah there's gotta be a better way no no um definitely get a better form of release second off maybe it was gonna go public he tried to get ahead of it you you you gotta hope you gotta

hope but how how could you have thought that was the move there's yeah there's simply no way i would ever there's simply no way i would ever ever give that information out willingly willingly ever yeah wild an honest man to a fault yeah gotta respect honesty i guess gotta respect honesty um barry keegan uh joins peaky blinders movie. So Barry is set to appear alongside Killian Murphy in the upcoming Peaky Blinders Netflix movie. I saw this. I think it's going to be great. I'm just excited for the movie. I'm excited for the movie regardless.

Loved Peaky Blinders. So you kind of look like a Peaky Blinder. Yeah, I get that. I get that every once in a while. People will say I look like Killian Murphy, but mostly when I just have a hair party. Weren't you a Peaky binder for halloween or something no no no i didn't do that i didn't do peaky binder for halloween i don't maybe that was a dream i swear to god you dressed up as a peaky binder stop dreaming about me dude keep our okay relax work relax all right keep our keep our relationship wasn't a good dream you were

just a peaky blinder i'm just saying make it work professional i wasn't sniffing your panties i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to call hr all right this is getting crazy x is suspended in brazil x is suspended in brazil um i don't know exactly why it is i guess ask gabby elon musk elon musk is arguing brazil's attempting to ban free speech while the brazilian judge is claiming x is spreading misinformation so uh a lot of the thing that's crazy is a lot of uh like fan accounts stan accounts come from brazilians like yes come to brazil brazil is everyone they love everyone in brazil oh they're the best they they follow like the people that follow you that live in brazil anyone that is a fan that's from brazil is the die hard biggest die hard they would they would follow you to the

ends of the earth you could you could do no wrong to them they're amazing beautiful and they always run pages they always run stuff and just kind of are like clipping stuff, doing everything. So now their livelihood is getting ripped away and they can't show love. Hopefully they can just transition it to the TikTok or something. You know? I mean, it stinks, obviously, if you're building your own next video. They love you in Brazil? They like me in Brazil.

They like me in Brazil. I would say Gabby. Or they're mad because you because you stole their brazilian princess no no i think i kind of swooped in like the brazilian no i'm not brazilian i swooped in you're not brazilian like the american or canadian god this is what i'm talking about. I had no sleep. I had no sleep. I had no sleep. I had zero sleep. Are you rebooting right now? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, wait. Did you got no sleep? Everyone, when you get no sleep is so annoying. You always talk about it. Oh, I didn't get any sleep. I didn't get any sleep. Fuck you. Suck my dick. Because every time I say I didn't get sleep, what do you guys attack me for it? How many times can we get a replay of how many times

Josh said he's tired? Getting tired might start hallucinating. I told you I didn't get sleep, what do you guys attack me for it? How many times can we get a replay of how many times Josh said he's tired? Getting tired might start hallucinating. I told you I'm tired. This is what I'm talking about. I had no sleep. I had no sleep. I had no sleep. I had zero sleep.

I've never said it that many times. I just said it one time. I was just saying one time. Because I messed up verbally on something I was saying. And I think you started off with a poem saying that. I'm apologizing to the audience. I'm letting the audience know. Hey, guys guys it's an off day flu game there's someone behind you there's someone behind you what are you talking about why would you do that mid-paw you got so scared you said oh my god

this isn't my place topic all right tiktok is letting you fine-tune your for you page sick i feel like this isn't right though you should just get what you get right no i think it's just like you can change like oh do i want to see a little more like cooking oh do i want to see a little bit more health and beauty i want to see less of the cakes ads sorry i can't stop talking about it you probably don't know what i'm talking about because you're a boy. I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, I won't get into it. I don't know what happened to be a boy. Well, it's for nipples, girl nipples. Well, I guess it's for anyone's nipples, but it's for big, huge booby nipples and you don't have those. Oh, okay. No, I don't. You're right. My nipples, I think, if anything, might be on the smaller side.

You have tiny nipples? Not necessarily tiny. I said on the smaller side. Puny? No, I wouldn't call them puny. A below average? No, I would say they're comfortable. They're just like, they're not massive. Yeah, they're comfortable nipples. Yeah, I'd rather have comfortable nipples than massive nipples no you definitely you don't want your areola to be too big i believe that's really what you're

what you're trying to avoid is a massive areola areola is around the outside right yes yeah it's like the it's like the circumference of the nipple yeah okay so you have comfortable nipples yeah yeah yeah mine they're just they're a comfy size i would say they're like the right size but some people i guess have yeah bigger nips yeah no shame no shame no shame no shame no shame big nips no shame no shame no shame no game all right joey chestnut destroyed rival takaru kobayashi um oh this is big right and yeah yeah dog eating world ah yeah it's pretty big in the dog eating world um in the netflix special unfinished beef joey chestnut faced off against his rival takaru kobayashi that was good you. I thought it was pretty good too.

I thought I killed that pronunciation. And beat his own world record of 73 dogs in 10 minutes by eating 83 hot dogs in 10 minutes without even dunking them in water. Jesus, that is disgustingly insane. He has big nipples. He definitely does. His nipples are juicing. He just got after it he got after it because he was he wasn't allowed to participate in the last one right on july 4th yeah so he's fucking starving so he's been he's been waiting to eat he's so hungry moment oh my gosh well i

can't believe he destroyed his opponent good for him yeah absolutely clap back absolutely clap back do you know anna delvey yes well i remember the crazy documentary i think all three of us talked about it dave loved it too right we all loved it yeah i kind of just pretended that i always knew what we were talking about when we talked about it but never really knew so you don't know who she is i kind of have like the idea in my head but she's like a new york socialite socialite right socialite criminal and that's the socialite criminal is getting out of prison and going on dancing with the stars which to me is shocking i'm surprised they don't have gypsy rose also on the lineup but the whole lineup might not be out yet maybe gypsypsy will make it. It is on there.

Dancing with the Stars, man. They really get whoever they can. Yeah, I wonder how many asks it took to get to Anna Delvey. I wonder if she was top of their list or if it was like 15 no's. No, I don't think she's 15 no's down. I think that's a headline get. I think that's a headline get for sure. Yeah, she could have been like what they wanted to begin with. I believe she was.

She did have a good Netflix show. And I wonder if she made any money off that about her, the show about her. She was just in prison. Did she get rights to that? You would think maybe. I don't know. I guess we'll have to ask her. Yeah, get her on the pod.

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Oh. Someone else got her it. Oh. But who? Oh, that's just sad. You want to hear what's even more sad about it? Those drink cost $23 each. I know know i'm dying for one of those drinks josh 23 you know those those drinks made like 10 million dollars yeah insane like six days

ingredients in them we could totally make those oh they're not difficult to make this poor guy well now he has two drinks and he'll get drunk and he'll watch tennis and maybe he'll jump up and down a little shake his little booty and have a blast yeah that's what i was thinking i was thinking you know what more for him now you get two drinks you don't you're on the line to buy this girl drinks for the rest of the night he he may have been saved he may have been saved from is that just a single woman like just sitting there being single and everyone's swooning over her like to me it looked like they were married. When he's walking over, it

looked like that was going to be her husband. And it does look like he has a wedding. He has a wedding ring. So does she, maybe? I mean, either way, it's a funny meme. He was gone for 10 minutes. Yeah, and his whole wedding fell apart. His whole marriage is over now. 15 years of marriage.

Capri Sun's changing to bottles bottles that is so fucked up yeah uh i read this i don't think fucked up josh were you even young enough to have one of these yeah caprice son was a thing but it's not it wasn't very big in canada like i think if we were having if we were having a package of juice like that it's not it wasn't very big in canada like i think if we were having if we were having a package of juice like that it's a kool-aid kool-aid jammer kool-aid jammers all day that's what we're drinking we weren't really but americans love capri suns if kool-aid just went and switched over kool-aid just switched over to bottles like that i'd be furious i'd be furious it's gonna have a different taste a different feel you can't just shove it in your back pocket yeah you know it's gonna taste different and you can't squeeze it when you squeeze it and then like blow it up like get get like the

little bit at the end just that little bit of flavor just trying to stab the straws like the whole fun it's like am i gonna get a good straw get it in the hole sometimes it goes through the back and you're like whip it out and it's just the juice is coming out the tip and you're just like trying to catch it from both ends yeah this is doing this is just taking fun away from children that is what they're inside with ipads and bottles and you used to be able to like point the straw at people and and it would just fly out at them too yeah there's a lot of fun they're taking away for sure. Yeah.

Man, go back. There's got to be. We are the change. Right. There's got to be like a petition or something that's like already started. I'm sure it's already started. We don't have to do the heavy lifting. We can share it. Someone will do the heavy lifting and we can just add on and be like, wow, this is our idea.

Go and vote. Go and vote go and vote um a phillies couple car roll into the river mid-sex crazy really rocking and rolling no kidding uh for the second time in two weeks a car was submerged under the shillikill shillikill shillikill river in philadelphia this time a couple who's making love in the range rover making love in the range rover that sounds like a bar um around 5 a.m morning sorry making love in a range rover oh it was a range rover fancy anyways they kicked the gear in the shift and they fell in and they were unharmed. That's crazy though. Imagine you're doing this, you're having sex, you kick it in, you roll in and you, this is how you go.

How did they get out so unscathed? Windows were open? I think, I think. Maybe they jumped out. They must have, they must have, they must have just been done and the man had a one of the most purest forms of post-nut clarity and was able to probably save him wow so post-nut because he was so non-distracted by anything else in his life he had he reached the most clear moment and probably just saved his honey boo's life wow that's beautiful it is beautiful it really is um all right you want to move into bff's corner

yeah let's do it all right let's do it uh the bff's corner bff's x lonely ghost merch sold out in 20 minutes crazy it was so good it's so it was so good i finally got it and i finally wore it and it's the best thing in the world maybe the next merch is um the next one with lonely ghost maybe we do that comfortable nipples we could we could do comfortable nipples we could do if just spit balling if hand grenades and horseshoes were candy every day would be christmas i literally we're getting into christmas season maybe we maybe we save that one but we're getting into christmas season we are getting there um all right saw a little bit about this brief uh sofia la corte i don't i hate that we're even still talking about her because we're doing exactly what she wants us to do oh are we feeding

into her into her tricks here yeah we're feeding into her deluliness i have nothing left on the matter i just made the funny video about the her my response was to the luke bryan song so she just what replied and was like she just she um she just is dragging the situation out i won't stop talking about it it like, how he had to make a video with like all of the receipts. And then it's just out of control really. And I'm like, I can't, I'm done.

This is so. I'm not going to keep up with the back and forth. Yeah. So Brad summer and Brad summer's over. It's Demento fall. I'm moving on. I got bigger and better things to do. I'm on tour.

I can't keep talking about this girl. You're on tour with Luke. Or I mean, what is that? No, you're on tour alone. i'm on tour i can't keep talking about this girl you're on tour with luke or i mean what's that no you're on tour alone i'm on tour with me i'm doing my thing it's b and d time soon soon bgj yeah and soon b and gj and tonight b b b g and d And tonight, B, B, B, G and D. I actually was just with Stiney. Funny enough. Fuck. What did he say? So first of all, he I'm going to a poker tournament. I'm in Vegas.

He's doing a podcast. He's with Bryce doing the podcast and he pulls me into the room. Oh, no. So I go. No, I go into the room and he's like, yo, do you want to be on the pod? And I'm like, no. Oh, no. I go into the room and he's like, yo, do you want to be on the pod? And I'm like, sure. And so I get on the headphones and stuff. And instantly I can tell he's kind of doing this, like, like kind of trying to like sun me vibes or like try to play this like confident game vibes.

Or he's like, oh, nice. What is that? The Pepsi? Oh, yeah. That was the first Rolex I ever got. I was like, yeah, first Rolex I got as well. And he's like, yeah, to daddy you what is that the pepsi oh yeah that was the first rolex i ever got i was like yeah first rolex i got as well and he's like yeah no it's a good everyday one it's a good everyday one i was like okay but he turns it on for the camera like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah 100 because once the camera comes on i'm like who areiney? I don't even know this Stiney anymore. Yeah, yeah. And so then he goes and goes on to say how, essentially he was like, why did you have my back?

Why did you have my back? And I was like, do you think Dave was wrong? Was Dave wrong? See, that's the thing. Dave is not wrong about it. Is he not bigger? Is he not bigger? And he was like, no, Dave is bigger,

but you know, I'm a nice guy. And I was like, yeah. Nice guys usually don't have to say they're nice guys you know like we say you don't usually have to proclaim it yourself but um then he kind of just went on to be like say sorry and i was like i'm not gonna say sorry for dave uh i'm not saying sorry for anything but it was all good and you don't get fun and you're sorry to say too but i did feel bad i texted him after because he canceled he canceled the fucking tour after that episode came out and i was like i can't apologize for dave because dave's right but i apologize for being like you were the last option but i thought he was gonna take it as jokes as steiny wood he's literally a nelker like i texted him all this i was like i thought you were gonna be with the jokes i'm so sorry love you appreciate it and then he left me on read yeah no which is

fair i totally get him being mad at me the dave thing you should take that as a joke that's what i that's what i kind of said too i was like it wasn't like a personal shot i think it's just dave like expressing himself in the dave way he he even said on it like oh stonnie's not gonna take offense to this stonnie's not yeah and i thought the same thing but stonnie is sensitive yeah he gets he gets a sensitive man i forgot that's all right it's all love but we have sadie crowell at the at the omaha show to replace nice sadie crowell solid and um if we're talking funnies um dave when i reposted that it was sadie coming dave responded to my story he goes yes good he liked he liked the sadie get more he thinks that's a better get yeah and that's wild dude

last night i think i don't know if dave was drunk or he doesn't know how to work his phone but he reposted that he's going to be at pittsburgh at my show tonight but he reposted the same story three times in three different sizes back to back to back that's really funny that's like that's like my mom on instagram like double posting a post or something like that that feels like a mom move right there. All right, Kraken. The stream is presented by Kraken, one of the longest standing, most secure crypto platforms in the world.

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We have a game. Do we want to play a game? We got a game. Yeah, let's do a little game. Okay, so it's called 20 seconds. Josh and Bree have 20 seconds to explain the lore of various past dramas.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my God. Selena Gomez versus Hailey Bieber and Josh Richards. Oh, Josh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my God. Selena Gomez versus Hailey Bieber and Josh Richards. Oh, Josh.

And this is my fault. So pretty much Justin Bieber is a dog and he was with Selena Gomez for a while and then they were going back and forth a bunch to then Selena

and then he hopped around to other girls and then eventually got with Hailey and then the whole internet was like, no, we're team Selena. And then Hailey was like,

no, Selena's the worst. Selena's the worst worst so then everyone started hating hayley and then justin bieber got pregnant and then they boned and now they have a baby okay hayley never said selena was the worst but that was good didn't she kind of allude to it in some sneak this is no people are just mean something to her oh but that was i never said i never said no no you're just explaining the lore i was was explaining the lore. I'm nervous. Don't worry, darling. Olivia, Harry, Florence drama.

Oh, my God. OK, so Olivia. Wait, Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles met. Oh, no, don't worry. Don't darling. They met because she was in the movie. Then they started dating and then it was like a whole thing. And then, oh, my God.

After they broke up and then like Jason Sudeikis got involved and like she tried to hit him with his car. Maybe I'm making that up. All the the groceries fell am i having another dream about something that never happened but olivia wilde and then harry styles ended up breaking up and then it was like a whole thing and then people said that ford's pew okay that was terrible i don't really know the lore behind that actually it was a good effort um i jason sudeikis got hit by a car i I learned that. Is that not real? Didn't something like that happen?

He laid down in front of her car. He laid down in front of her car. Gosh. Jason Sudeikis. I love that guy. He's a silly goose. Oh, fuck. I wish I knew.

I didn't know about that lore. Okay, next lore. Next one's for you, Josh. It's Hallie Kate versus Sophia LaCourte. This is funny. Okay, so hallie kate is from new york and sophia lacorte is from new york and sophia court is a ginger girl that the other blonde girl called a bitch in a car and they both met a dude at one point now one's with him and the other one's not okay that was that was awfully

terrible but it wasn't good for you you don't have the knowledge on it i don't know anything about them that was okay you did good you said bitch and you said redhead i know about that clip i know about the clip where she called but that was literally ken yorick saying that that's a different person oh oh but you knew bits and pieces all right whatever let's get into breeze let's get into breeze all right brie this one's yours the plot of salt burn oh oh the plot of salt burn is this guy barry he's like just like a little nerd nerd dork and he's like oh my gosh i met this super sexy hot guy i have no friends oh my god i'm gonna follow you around and he goes to his big castle and he's like oh my gosh oh my gosh and everyone thinks that he's in love with him but really he's just like in love with wanting to be him and then he like ends up kind of like everyone's dead

everyone's getting murdered and everyone's dying and then he takes over everything and he gets all the money and he's like i'm not a loser now bitch i get it all i am the king yeah that was pretty good that was pretty good i never watched salt burn but that was pretty good. That was pretty good. I never watched Salt Baron, but that was pretty good. Would you watch it after that lore? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not bad lore. Not bad lore. All right. Do we have another one? It's for Josh, Drake versus Kendrick. Okay, so pretty much, gosh, I'm not gonna be able to explain this in 20 seconds. Try. This is a point. Go.

Because there's so much behind it it goes to metro booming and all this kendrick called drake a pedophile and then uh he won and drake pretty much dropped the website with a few songs on it after and some videos of rappers giving him credit okay boom that was easy that was easy that was easy it was hard to say you didn't like drake he sorry it was hard to say. He did admit that he lost her. Sorry, it was hard to say, but... Okay, I have another one. Breeze's Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's relationship. Oh my gosh. Okay, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth,

they met on the last song. They were so beautiful. They were gorgeous. They fell in love. They were just babies. They dated on and off. They kind of were like fighting a lot. And then they got married

and then their house burned down and then they got a divorce. And then there was rumors to come out that Katniss Everdeen and Jennifer Lawrence broke up the relationship and that he cheated with her and oh my gosh, she wrote flowers.

I can't buy myself flowers. Exactly about that because she's like, I can do everything on my own. I don't need a man. I'm Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth. Get fucked.

Your brother's the better one. That was pretty solid, I would say. Chris Hemsworth is pretty good looking. He's just a better actor in my personal opinion. Okay, just a few left.

Josh, The Revolutionary War. This is where I'm going to tap out. he's just a better actor in my in my personal opinion okay just a few left josh the revolutionary war this is where i'm gonna tap out um so it was dated back at the invention of guns which was quite revolutionary and they were like wow look at us right look at us on this boat with these guns we're about to revolutionize amer. So they got into a fight with Great Britain. And then Britain kicked their ass. It was like we already had these guns not so revolutionary now are you? Wow, that was beautiful. Was that right? Sure. I don't want a history question. Breeze yours is Taylor Swift versus Kanye and Kim. Oh, this is history.

This is our history. 20 seconds on the clock. Go. Oh, okay. Taylor Swift. Oh my gosh. She's so good. She's ranking all of her songs.

She's doing so good. And then she had a phone call where Kanye asked if he could use something to use her. And then they faked a phone call. They edited it and they made it sound like she said yes to give him permission. She didn't. They snaked it. It was the worst thing you could ever something to use her. And then they faked a phone call. They edited it and they made it sound like she said yes. She gave him permission. She didn't. They snaked it. It was the worst thing you could ever do to anyone.

And then they made Taylor Swift go into hiding for so long. And she was so suicidal. And she was so sad. And she was so depressed. They ruined her life. Boom. Yo, we are good at this Lord thing, dude. Yes, come on.

Lord Kings. All right. Is that it? We'll do last one is Bree okay josh nessa jaden mad situation oh god see i'm trying to even remember if i know okay all right go josh and nessa were dating mads and jaden were dating and then uh mads found out that jada and nessa were seeing each other behind everyone's backs and they were they were in love and they were like making out and josh was like literally oh my god that's my baby like what the fuck and jayden was your best friend and then

mads was best friends with nessa and it was like oh my gosh this is crazy then mads went on the caller daddy podcast it was like jayden likes nessa yeah that was a really good impression um why can't we talk about lore of like me and gabby why why do we have to always oh here do 20 seconds josh josh's lore of gabby and josh oh my god josh was obsessed with her and he kept wanting to go out with her because she's so beautiful and gorgeous but like she he didn't know if like well i personally didn't think that she would ever want to date him because i was like gabby could probably not saying that you're bad or anything but i was like she is way out of his league and then they finally ended up together and it was like so adorable and they're so cute and gabby's the best and josh loves her so much

and now they're together forever and hopefully they're gonna get married and i don't even remember x's name that see that's better we can start focusing on the new on this podcast we don't have to always go down the hole yeah but there's not the lore is not there yet completely because nothing has happened it's just let's just focus on the new and first of all no one's out of my league all right josh no take that back you should say that yes she's out of my league that's what she wants to hear oh do you think that's what she wants yes oh my god oh okay we're gonna do that again we're gonna do it again okay i'm doing it so what do you think god dude i i was just thinking how out of my league gabby is that's what i was just thinking i was sitting here and i was like thinking like so poorly of myself i was like god damn

why she's so out of my league yeah and then i got happy because i was like look at me she's mine look at me reaching yep you know reach for me reaching and reaching and grabbing it reaching and grabbing it just what i do wow i'm so happy for you that you could edit that clip edit that clip edit that clip all right i'll see you soon josh i'll see you in boise yeah i'll see you in boise yep i'll give dave a hug for you or just like adapts we don't really hug much you just i don't think i've ever hugged dave yeah no no you can just give him like a handshake or maybe a high five milkshake. If you're feeling risky, low five. Do you have anything you want me to surprise him with on stage tonight?

Ask him a crazy question. Should I prank him? Oh, yeah. You definitely should do something. Probably don't pants. And that's that's embarrassing. I would never. What if you what if you just had the classic little whoopie cushion oh whoopie cushion that's good well whoopie cushion classic classic all right nice all right no problem bye josh bye