BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DOES JOSH RICHARDS WANT TO HAVE A BABY? — BFFs EP. 180
Episode Date: June 13, 2024We’re back with a new episode to discuss this week’s headlines - Caitlin Clark was left off the Olympics team, Dave reacts to the Please Please Please music video, Bri talks about Zach’s new alb...um. We finish with BFFs Corner where Alex Cooper was asked to throw the first Red Sox pitch before Dave, Dave’s celebrity encounters at the Celtics, Bri addresses her friendship rumors, and we Read Comments. ----------------------------------------------------- Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Summer with Raising Cane’s Iced Tea! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Visible: Switch now at https://Visible.com ----------------------------------------------------- Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Discord: https://discord.com/invite/QpnRVGTCMU Follow Dave Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stoolpresidente/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresidente?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzu5cycWNzMl4G803BA8jIKbLAjqyptl6tS74NCymRyGl72NCg65DXJl1czTQ0gqsPZqoKeVmGTS0PLJIwaAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&share_author_id=6659752019493208069&share_link_id=B4EBAADC-E562-4E55-9052-BA7E38708665&tt_from=sms&u_code=d4kdeamhi4b7m6&user_id=6659752019493208069&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms&source=h5_m&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6882816990987027974&is_from_webapp=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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BFF's new episode.
Get right into the headlines here.
This is a big story.
My girl, then Bree's girl.
Why can't she just be our girl?
Well, she was my girl first.
I'll take third. I'll take but she was third i'll take third on
that i'll take third on that all of our girls was left off the women's olympic team super viral
story i went kind of viral because i did a rant on it i was at the belmont i i've talked about it a
lot it's so stupid it's uh and it's not even what do you think the reasoning they don't like her
why though i don't understand it doesn't make any sense jealousy but what could the actual
reasoning wouldn't they want people to watch the fucking women play in the olympics like
it doesn't make any sense yeah well they hate her it's the same with the nba they truly
are jealous of her and that she's this popular.
That's it.
I mean, which is there's always a degree of jealousy for a new player
like LeBron got it, you know, whether Bird coming in a league
when he's white to prove it.
I don't think it's as much race, but Duke guys have got,
there's just nobody. She's the most popular women's basketball
players ever lived when lebron came um in he got hate did but did they put him on the olympic team
so i'm not sure the timing of like when the olympics happened it wasn't was it in his
rookie year i don't i don't think so right like? He was on the Olympics, but I don't know.
I don't know that it went down in this exact way.
And to be honest, LeBron's popularity was nothing like what
Caitlin Clark is instantly.
LeBron was obviously a big deal, but he doesn't come into the league.
Who was still in the league when LeBron came in the league?
I don't know.
Was Jordan?
No.
Was Jordan?
No.
I don't even know who still was in the league when he came in.
Like Kobe.
Kobe would have been.
Yeah, right.
So exactly.
Kobe's the face of the league, had a shack.
I don't know who's in, but are you getting answers?
What are you doing, Josh?
What was that?
What was that?
Yeah, he was 2003-04 rookie year, and then 2004 was the Olympics he played in.
Yeah, so he did play in it.
But there's nothing like this.
It's just pure jealousy.
And even I saw a resurfaced quote of the USA team coach,
and she kind of had a snidey remark about Kaitlyn Clark way back when,
even before the league.
She watched the WNBA for more than one player.
They just hate her.
And you could argue she's not one.
Like, talent alone, she doesn't deserve to be on the team.
You could argue that right now.
Like, she's doing well in the NBA, but not, I mean, WNBA, her stats, but still turnovers
of teams stinks.
I don't even think she's leading in, like, rookie numbers this year.
Well, for, like, I think points she is.
She set the record for, like, points, I think.
Okay, okay, okay.
Because I know there's some stats that, like, you though. She's not even one in rookie voting,
but no,
she wasn't,
but it's like marketing.
It's marketing one-on-one.
Like I,
women have in basketball and sports and in general have complained for
equal,
right.
Equal pay all this stuff.
And the general counter to that is,
well,
it's like ass and seats.
It's selling tickets.
That's like people
would rather watch the men than the women so they get paid more as a traditional argument now you
have a woman who's arguably the most popular male or female basketball player in the like the planet
right now yep and you don't put her on the team when she does she's going to accomplish every goal
that the wmba has whined about for like a decade.
And you don't want her.
So shut up.
If you can't have your cake and eat it too.
Like either put her on the team and watch your viewership explode.
Keep her off.
Now everyone hates this team.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
That could have been a very different feel going into the Olympics.
Like, I just think it's crazy because now I'll walk into my living room
and WNBA is on the TV because, like, one of my roommates is playing,
like, watching WNBA and betting on it now.
And that's all because of Kaitlyn Clark.
It wasn't because of her.
Yeah, and it's the halo effect.
Like, I don't have to watch just Kaitlyn Clark in the NBA.
I would have absolutely no idea who Angel Reese is if it wasn't for Caitlin
Clark.
Like in Martin brings more,
more viewers than frigging Angel Reese does.
I mean,
that's crazy.
Bree dude.
Have you watched,
have you seen how much people love her?
Yeah.
She's a super good,
but she's on like an awesome team.
I mean,
and people do love her
yeah way more than they love angel reese uh i would i i really think that's true
she's so whose name did you say whose name did you say kate martin it was like it was
caitlin's sidekick at iowa and again it comes from caitlin because they were sidekicks and
people loved them together.
But I think people watch Angel Reese because it was the feud between.
A hundred percent.
Angel Reese hates hearing that.
But Angel Reese is a great player in her own right.
She's not Caitlyn.
But the rivalry has made her, it's made everybody in the league,
they're pro because you're more interested now.
Who are these people talking shit about? Okay, it's good for the WNBA.
But to not put her on the Olympic team,
just absolutely...
Silly.
I didn't hear one person defend it.
Not one.
No, everything I saw was like,
well, she's not the best player.
She's not the better player.
Which I understand,
like taking a spot from someone that's better
just because they're going to put ass in seats.
I get being that player.
That's going to get cut.
You're going to have feelings about that.
But like you said,
you can't complain about no pay all this time and then get handed the
answer,
like gift wrap with the beautiful bow on it and everything.
And then be like,
now we don't want to open that.
Actually take it.
Diana Taurasi is 140 years old.
She's been on sick.
This will,
I think be her sixth.
I don't even know how that's fucking possible.
Her sixth Olympic team.
Nobody gives a shit about Diana Taurasi.
Diana Taurasi, if she had an ounce of class and cared about the women's game,
would have gracefully stepped aside and been like, you know what?
And the thing is, by the way, this team, I think, wins by 100 points every game.
It's one of those leagues where the USA is so far above everybody else
that they're going to get a gold medal.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
It's not like, oh, we need to put this person because we need every inch.
No, they win every game by 100.
They never lose so
it's pretty crazy um you're not even gonna ask me about my shirt huh josh i i was i was thinking
about it you're not uh crazy i feel like wait is this like an american you're gonna just come over
and root for the canadian team i thought you were a bruins fan. I am, but I bet at the beginning of the playoffs,
150 grand, I won 1.5 million on the Oilers.
They made it to the Cup.
I didn't want to take the Bruins because I didn't think they'd win.
So I picked the Oilers.
They're down 2-0.
But in the mail today, I got a little Leon Dreisaitl signed jersey being like, thanks for the support.
Oh, he signed it too?
Yeah.
That's wicked yeah so i had
to throw it on all right you got to wear that you got to wear did you did you put a futures bet out
on the celtics too yeah i need them now i got i did a parlay scheffler sky scheffler to win it
wasn't masters he was losing like the rbc on saturday third round but it was only like three
or four strokes so i parlayed him with the
celtics 100 grand to win 1.6 million if you can get that celtics win too man what is that how many
championships in a row is that i'm like six or seven i mean the oilers look like they're in big
trouble but uh yeah celtics although porzingis there's a i i the porzingis got hurt at the end of game two which has that and the reports on him
make no it's like he has some rare tear of the fibula it sounds like he's dead but then they're
like he's day-to-day so that would be a big loss for them too no for sure I mean I have the I put
the futures on the Mavs at the start of the playoffs oh took maps yeah i'm rooting against you that for that one but
i'm going actually the game four in dallas as well so you also you also sit courtside with your
your girl now well yeah it's we've already been public captured we hang out so who cares
like so now it's like free free to do whatever right correct nice nice how's that going yeah
how is the relationship going good we have fun when we hang out that's that's all that matters
she she did ask she's like i won't be talked about on bff again i'm like yeah no there's no reason to
so but i guess i guess you lied to her well i just the people that's what they care about it
wasn't like that big of a story i didn't think it would be it's like we already had been seen so whatever yeah wow uh taylor swift defends lady gaga amid pregnancy rumors
after rumors are circulating that lady gaga was pregnant based on recent paparazzi pictures she
posted tiktok with caption not pregnant just down bad crying at the gym which is a reference to
taylor swift song down bad taylor swift who's been on the receiving anime pregnancy rumors coming to gaga's tiktok saying it was
invasive that gaga didn't owe anyone an explanation i love this two icons two absolutely i know monster
swifty mega powers coming together i love to see was pregnant though imagine a little monster yeah i listen i love
these are two of my absolute favorites lady gaga's up there for one of the favorite concerts i've
ever gone to went to a serious concert at the apollo during gay pride month all the queens in
the front it was awesome i have someone new for you then if you love lady gaga no i don't like lady
gaga i love lady gaga i said love she did say love i did so if you love lady gaga i love lady gaga
i think you would love chapel roan have you heard of her okay chapel roan apple roan she's blowing
up right now she's been big but she's really, really blowing up. People are going to her sets instead of the headliners
at all of these festivals.
And she's iconic.
And she's very much Lady Gaga coded.
So I think you'd like her.
She's taking out the pen and paper right now, I think, Brie.
I am.
I like that.
Yeah, check her out.
I think you'll like her.
Chapel Rhone.
Chapel Rhone.
Yeah.
Okay.
Got it.
Noted.
Olivia Wilde will drop everything to rekindle with Harry Styles.
Who wouldn't?
Yeah.
That doesn't surprise me.
But I mean, Olivia Wilde's hot.
Yeah.
It's Harry Styles.
Yeah.
And then, by the way, this is just like a quote from a close source to not even from her.
Do you guys believe that when it says from a close source too not even from her do you guys believe that when it says from
a close source i was just thinking that i feel like that's always so like what does that even
mean a close source why would your close friend go tell someone what you said i i don't believe
any of that like we did that uta deal and i was gonna mention but it was in like the new york post
a close source says barstool's like going bankrupt like then they're desperate
for money so that's why i did the uta deal they also new york post said i when said i was going
broke and that's why i was selling my montauk house and they had pictures of it and it wasn't
my house and my house isn't for sale so no i don't trust sources yeah no no no not at all okay at all
pete davidson won lunch with remy bader pete davidson
bit eight grand to win a lunch with remy bader at the lenox hill neurosurgery brain tumor center
center 10th anniversary gala that was pretty good by me to get all that together in one sentence
yeah that was good yeah yeah yeah out of you your brain who's who's remy badder remy bader we've had
her on the show oh that's like remy remy remy yeah
yeah remy the one that crushed the horse or whatever right no well no she did but that's
just not at what that's not how i think if i don't think she crushed a horse that's exactly what i think of they wouldn't let her ride the horse maybe in
fear of that oh i don't think she ever actually never got on a horse it was like these hearing
austin like crying laughing well that was all like josh i like remi i didn't say that
yeah well yes no i don't think that's not what I think of when I think.
I'm like friendly with friends with Remy.
I don't think what you.
I don't even.
So that's what Josh knows her by.
That's all Josh knows her by.
She's known for a lot more.
She never.
I think.
I know she probably is.
Never crushed a horse.
Yeah.
What do you think, Dave?
She didn't crush a horse
this was in the hamptons it was a story that went viral oh i'm as bad as the horse ranchers aren't
yes you are yes you're in jail with them you're in bad boy jail with the she's lost a lot of weight
too oh yeah she looks she looks great there well i don't understand why davidson's been in eight
great what is he bidding eight grand for?
I guess it's for charity.
I think it's for the charity.
I think it's more for the charity.
Yeah.
God.
Good for her.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Yep.
Sorry.
Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck.
I feel like we have to keep that clip in, but we need disclaimers.
All right.
I know.
I feel terrible about it.
Do not clip that in a way that that's out.
Who were we with the other day that's being like, you guys?
Oh, Krista Thompson from Fox Sports.
And she went on PMT, and they clipped one, and she got in a whole world of trouble.
And they're like, yeah, the interview wasn't bad.
It was the way you guys clipped it.
I looked at Austin.
I'm like, yeah, because these guys work against us in the clip game.
So please, we are friends with Remy.
Don't try to do that.
I hope I'm still friends with Remy.
I'm sorry, Remy.
Don't clip that in a way that's going to be like, the BFFs say this because that's not what happened,
and I don't want to be with that.
That's on Josh.
That's on Josh, yes.
I thought you were going to stand up for me right there,
but you just kind of threw me under the bus.
No, I didn't.
We're on your team with that one.
Yeah, no.
But it's one of those.
We'll clip that in a way it's 100% Josh's fault.
Okay.
Jennifer Lopez.
Yeah, like Bree and Dave outraged at.
No, there was no outrage.
You laughed.
You laughed.
I try to.
I sometimes laugh when like something like tragic happens.
Like I saw that lady get hit by the bull.
Did you see the lady got like absolutely demolished by the bull?
Like I panic laughed laughed i'm like oh
she's dead oh like wait let me see it did she actually die no she's okay but i didn't know
watch this watch this lady in red that's like a panic laugh yeah yeah she got oh right that's yeah oh my but no one died in the
remy situation she never got on a horse she didn't the way you said it the horse could have died
that would have that would have been awful.
That's what the frigging ranchers were saying.
So you just had it twisted.
You didn't remember your story correctly.
I think...
The ranchers were flat shaming her.
Correct.
Which we don't stand for.
No, I wasn't.
Yeah, he does, but deep.
I wasn't shaming.
Remy's pretty famous.
She's done a lot of stuff.
So I don't think she's known for crushing a horse yeah that's right i think i'm just out of touch in that
genre of content creation correctly yeah you know what i'm saying she's icon i love her icon
and very funny and friendly i'm friends with her so and good uh jennifer low friendly jennifer
lopez bed and i like selling their marital home. Yeah, they're in trouble, right?
Well, I don't know, because people keep saying they're getting divorced,
but then we'll see them out holding hands and smooching.
So I don't know what's going on, because now they're selling the house.
J-Lo canceled a tour because they were selling tickets for $8.
Oof.
Oof.
Yeah.
Barry Keoghan stars in Sabrina Carpenter's music video music video sabrina carpet's new music song and video please please please taking the internet my storm sabrina's boyfriend actor
barry keoghan stars in the music video song seems to actually be about barry keoghan who
she begs not to embarrass her the internet is calling this the what the best song have you heard it i was by the way i i can i can i change subjects
yeah man go for it um i was having a conversation about you brie
and it was like is zach's next album just gonna all about be about you
there's definitely songs about me yeah of course that's weird why i don't know it's
just you're like on the bffs and like his album's all about you like so when we see like his clips
all over i don't know if i'm on like his feed because of you like i see every clip that comes
up yeah you know how the internet like has a mind like that but they'll he'll everyone's just gonna be singing about you it's weird for me yeah right there's a there's a lot
that aren't about love like is josh gonna be on stage singing a song like about you yeah that's
a good point actually weird yeah i guess i've really never because i've i've been hearing them
forever because he's been making the album for a year. You don't think like, because he's so popular,
like all these songs, are there already songs out there about you?
I don't think they're released yet.
He sings them at the shows.
I'm going to need like a disclaimer of which ones are about you
and which ones aren't because I can't scream music in my car
that's about you.
Why?
Because you're singing about who you think it's about.
No, no, no no no no no no
because i know both of you guys so i'm always gonna just super go to it's about you you know
what i'm saying if i didn't know y'all that's different but i know you guys all right well
yeah i guess you guys know me but really weird anyhow okay maybe you guys can be like oh that's
really cool and sweet but you'll oh like I'll do a supportive
listen but I'm not singing along
correct yeah so I'm gonna need
the ones that I can sing along to
it's just like in a different way
yeah it's very different
it's weird
the internet is calling the best hard launch
and say that Barry who only follows Supreme on Instagram
has graduated from Tom Holland
school of loving your girlfriend how's this a hard launch we've known about them they've been on this sheet for like a
month yeah i don't get the hard launch thing but maybe like they they've there have been videos of
them together and like him at the concerts but never like something they've posted so got her
what i mean he got her a cake remember that was like yeah and they did that thing at the concert where like she looked
at him he's like oh yeah yeah but like people posted that they didn't post it you know so what
it was just like the most incredibly hard rock hard soft launch ever this is oh this is a rock
hard boner launch right here did you watch well it was already rock hard no i didn't watch it was
almost like a premature a premature launch
a premature ejaculation if you will oh he's in his he's getting that acting in nice
i like the song oh good
what all right
okay so what are we doing here you missed a good song what was the best part don't embarrass me
motherfucker that's that was the best part they're viral. Everyone keeps saying like, motherfucker.
That's how she said it.
But everyone's saying it really like is about Barry because he's an Irishman
and everyone's like Irishmen have really bad reputations and they're like
insane and crazy to date.
So when you like listen to the song,
she's like,
don't embarrass me.
I try to tell it's because people that's your culture.
Just please be normal tonight and don't embarrass me. Yeah. tell it's because people that's your culture just please be
normal tonight and don't embarrass me yeah she said he tells me he's an actor he was right in
there in the first line yeah i heard that part yeah he was in boys in the boat it must be uh
must be pretty electric to just have like an unreal actor as your boyfriend when you're doing
a music video because you can be like ah just do your thing you already know what to do you know
yeah i mean he did that way he wasn't like acting his pants off there i
couldn't no but i mean like he's a he's an incredible actor like in in the films he does
and then i'm just saying like he can just pop in the music video and make it easy be ready to go
wonder if she pays him no that would be so awkward right who knows Who knows, though? Maybe his agent's like, he's getting a check.
Would you have to be paid to be in a Zach video?
Yeah, true.
No.
Yeah, pretty weird.
Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson rescheduled.
I still don't think that'll happen.
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I talked to Drewski.
Drewski, you know Roll Tide Willie?
Yeah.
Hey, Drewski, you wouldn't know who Roll Tide Willie is if it wasn't for me.
But this is very funny, the clip I saw.
He's talking.
Roll Tide Willie.
What?
Who's Roll Tide Willie?
Who's Roll Tide Willie?
Roll Tide Willie is like the funniest Alabama fan.
Yeah.
So we discovered Roll Tide Willie a long-ass time ago.
I've actually, like, we hung out with him a bit when we were in Alabama.
Then we did a charity event and helped build him a new house in Alabama.
So I know the Roll Tide Willie guys, like, really well.
And now he's brought up.
Drewski started doing a bunch of videos with him when he goes to Alabama games and whatnot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I saw him play the videos.
Very fun.
He's the real deal, by the way, Roll Tide Willie.
Like, he's not putting on an act.
Oh, no, no, no.
This is 100% it for him.
Why is he still sitting?
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he literally truly only cares about Alabama.
That's how he became known.
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has already gone like mainstream but um this is an all-time the number one like stream ever yeah
it broke the record for the most concurrent viewers.
It hit a hundred or 720,000 viewers at once.
The previous record was held by Ninja when he did the stream with Drake in
like 2018 and Fortnite,
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We talked about Dave that we said you should go on his live stream. Yeah. I i yeah i've never i don't even know that he knows i exist i've never
spoken with him um so what kevin hart slept over it was an all-nighter it's like he does these like
sleepover streams got it does streams like people will come over and stay the night did did it was
how much of his setup because on these notes it says uh allegedly drewski found out ruby ruby rose cheated on him
that sounds like that was set up a lot of a lot of the stream like they'll have you know he knows
what's going to be happening at like hour two or hour three or hour four right like and then there's
some stuff i'm sure that like the chat is able to provide you with content too right like chats
throwing stuff at you or saying react to this react to that so it's like he has
stuff set up but then also like i'm sure they're good at improvving it and like just being live
now he does it so much yeah uh simon cowell looking for the new one direction well no duh
like why wouldn't you want to find the next one d I guess we don't really have a boy band right now.
I'm out of the loop.
I used to be a big boy band guy, but I...
There was 5 Seconds of Summer. I don't know how long ago.
That's probably too long ago.
I feel like BTS is the most recent.
That's not
North Korean. Korean people?
Yeah, just Korean.
I mean, I guess, I don't know. Korean. Miley North Korean. Yeah, just Korean. Korean. I mean, I guess.
I don't know.
Korean.
Miley Cyrus should have gone to Grammy sooner.
In a recent interview, Miley Cyrus opened up how she has a hard time
figuring out the measurement for winning a Grammy.
It took her 20 years to do so, and it seems she feels she deserves one sooner.
I don't know.
It's like one of the things.
I guess go year by year like
when she had her biggest hits and who is she competing with where they're bigger it's i don't
know yeah way a little objective anyways i feel like a lot of people that deserve them don't get
them uh rihanna announces fenty hair rihanna is adding to her resume with fenty hair naturally
some fans are disappointed rihanna's come out with a new brand before releasing new music.
Let her do her thing.
Leave her alone.
She's later spotted in an I'm Retired shirt, which fans think is her trolling for not releasing new music.
Yeah, she'll release music again, I think.
Yeah.
Maybe when her kids get a little older.
I feel like she really is really focused on Fenty, and it's massive massive so why wouldn't she keep blowing it up and that's just it's makeup so now
she's having a hair brand got it got it yeah she's just thank you for that clarification
uh joey chestnut banned from nathan's hot dog eating competition this went viral today Why? How? So there's a little confusion, but he signed a deal with Impossible Dogs, which are not real hot dogs.
They're like veggie hot dogs.
And the hot dog contest is Nathan's Hot Dog.
That's the brand.
The brand.
Yeah.
The way I understand it, he wanted to eat the Impossible Hot Dogs,
which is, for me, you got to ban them.
You got to eat a real hot dog on the 4th of July hot dog contest.
Yeah, you can't be eating some veggies.
Yeah, right.
Salad eating competition.
So I'm not quite sure what the actual story,
because I saw Big Cap being like, they said he could eat any hot dog.
He just didn't want to wear Nathan's.
Like, he didn't want to wear the shirt because that could be. I don't know. I think it's Nathan's hot dog he just didn't want to wear nathan's like he didn't want to wear the
shirt because that could be i don't know i think it's nathan's hot dog contest it's always been
nathan's hot dog contest you got famous from nathan's hot dog contest for that one day you
want to enter a contest they don't want you being promoting your competitor and their thing
you play by the rule you're not banned i think he's choosing not to
support nathan's to me i don't know that's that's not really getting banned that that seems like a
joey chestnut issue to me yeah if you want if he wants to be in it he can be yes not doing but he
can't promote impossible dogs and he'll have to wear i think the nathan's shirt which in this
picture like it's a nathan's hot dog contest he knew that when he, I think, the Nathan's shirt, which in this picture, it's a Nathan's hot dog contest.
He knew that when he signed the deal with the new company,
what he was doing.
Correct.
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shaming her at disneyland an instagram model named Gracie Bond posted TikTok talking about how her day was ruined at Disneyland because people are making fun of her body.
Some people criticized Gracie, suggesting that she got a BBL.
Gee, you think?
And this promotion was only for OnlyFans.
Do you think maybe she got some work done?
I'm going to say I bet my house on it.
That's all natural.
That's 100%. Wait wait can we see the
video i want to see it move it's time to stop body shaming other people i was at disneyland today i
wanted to have fun with my siblings but our day was ruined by all the people that were making fun
of the size of my body and the worst part is that they teach their kids to do the same they kept
taking photos of me they gave me bad looks all the same. They kept taking photos of me.
They gave me bad looks all the time.
Or just kept laughing at me.
I know you may think that I am exaggerating.
And that it's my fault for being a big girl.
But this is literally what God gave me.
And I have to embrace every single part of me.
Even if you have a condition or you look different, you shouldn't get bullied for the way you look.
I would never talk negatively about someone else's appearance.
Respect is key.
This should be a safe place where everyone feels comfortable.
And I wasn't doing anything, just existing.
At the end of the day, I just wanted to have fun like everyone else.
If you don't like something, stop hating and keep it for yourself.
I mean, she's right.
Everything she's saying is right.
I've just like...
Nothing she's saying is right. No, Everything she's saying is right. Nothing she's saying is right.
Nothing she's saying is right.
Don't make fun of my body.
Nobody was...
If you're walking...
That was the whole video of what she was saying.
If you're walking in the street
and there's like half elephant,
half giraffe, half zebra walking next to you,
you're going to turn and look at her.
You're going to take a little peek.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Take a peek.
But she's saying, don't point and laugh and make fun of my body.
It wasn't really much.
There were people like, what?
Like that?
Yeah.
It's not like people were like, oh, let's go burn her at a steak or something.
Like they were just, they were just, she's also like walking around taking videos.
This is what she wants.
Correct.
This is what she wants. She's also like, this is what God gave me.
No.
God didn't give you shit.
All right?
God did not give you that at all.
I know that for a fact.
I did not think we would, the first comment after that video was like, preach.
This girl nailed it.
Preach, but she was like, don't.
Like she's saying, don't make fun of me.
But she's not. You did it fun of me. But she's not.
You did it to yourself, though.
She's not a burn victim.
Yeah, it wasn't like a sad case.
She wasn't born that way.
And it's like something she can't.
She changed it to be that way.
And then she's going making a ridiculous video at Disney World, like, hoping people look.
Trying to, like, fit her ass into small places and get into her eyes and
taking videos of it all come on what are you doing she's uh she she a hundred percent is only fans
promoting yeah a hundred percent hundred percent breeze like well i just ready to go to war for
this girl no stop making fun of me and i'm like yes stop making fun of her i like i don't i don't think
people were walking up to her and calling her names how do you know she said that it was horrible
and people were so mean she was smiling yeah she was smiling in the video she said it was she's
like this is the this is what god gave me no i don't know if a doctor would do that to someone
you think someone gets born i don't think doctor would do that to someone well what you think someone gets born i
don't think god would do that to someone either brie i don't know that's just insane
hey remote amazon tribe gets to the internet a remote amazon tribe got internet service the
first time nine months ago thanks to elon now the tribe has been torn apart by social media
and porn addiction while the internet's probably watching this girl well yeah during emergencies
all the members of the tribe say they have observed more aggressive sexual behavior yeah
no shit the internet's gonna fuck with you imagine getting like just doing your thing and all of a
sudden you get internet and they didn't even they didn't even get slowly integrated right like they
weren't given the like playboy magazines first and then like you know you go to hotels and you have to buy a movie they didn't
get those steps it was just straight to brazzers you know what i'm saying that's a that's a big
jump that's a huge fry somebody's mind uh survey on top interview mistake fox published a survey
from intelligent.com i don't know i've't sound real that revealed the top six mistakes canists make during job interview many people are shocked employees said 19 of canada
has brought their parents to the interview i told you i told you it didn't sound real
that's and that's not real there's no way no adult is bringing their parent to an interview
this is fake but what are the other ones struggle with eye contact ask for unreasonable compensation dressed inappropriately the rest all real yeah yeah but that's what like
barstool does when we try to uh engagement farm we do like real surveys and then we put like one
or two that are so ridiculous and those are the ones people jump clicks. Like, how did you say? So that's what's going on here.
Yep.
Tokyo government is launching a dating app to boost birth rate for the eighth consecutive year.
The birth rate in Japan has fallen off.
So the Tokyo metropolitan government is launching its own dating app
and effort to boost the national birthday.
I thought Tokyo had too many people.
I think that's China.
China.
Yeah.
You're mixing them up.
Okay.
Yeah. Yep. Yep.
But, never mind.
No, it was a terrible joke that is not okay to be made.
It is not okay.
You're saying a lot of bad things this episode.
Yeah, it was just, let's move on.
Instagram testing.
I'm trying to debate it.
Let's move on.
Instagram testing ad break on instagram testing ad
break instagram's testing ad break which makes users watch three to five second advertisements
that cannot be uh skipped do we think it's a good idea well no i don't want it but i mean i'm not
shocked it's happening yeah they need to they need to find a way to monetize for creators too
on instagram more so they got to introduce something like tiktok is doing that now like
when you're scrolling through people's feeds on tiktok you'll get random ads So they got to introduce something like TikTok is doing that now. Like when you're scrolling through people's feeds on TikTok,
you'll get random ads.
So they got to compete.
Bradley Martin slap streamer for stealing his hat.
I saw this video.
Yeah.
And then also did Bradley Martin.
I saw like that.
He fought Logan Paul and got like beat up or something.
There was no cameras.
It was a no camera fight.
Yeah.
You don't know exactly what happened,
but it seems to be that he lost the fight for sure. Wow. I think it was like a rest. It seems like it was like a no camera fight. Yeah. We don't know exactly what happened, but it seems to be that he lost the fight for sure.
Wow.
I think it was like a rest.
It seems like it was like a wrestling match though.
Like in someone's basement?
No, it would have been in the Bradley's gym.
It's like Rocky, like two or Rocky three.
Rocky three.
Rocky three ends with Apollo and Rocky,
like fighting in a gym with nobody watching.
So yeah, he slapped the kid in the face.
The kid deserved it.
He took his hat.
Did he slap him full on?
Yeah, show the video.
Oh, yeah.
He slapped him.
The kid deserved it.
No, no.
You have your hat.
Get up.
Give me my hat.
All right.
Give me my hat.
Give me my fucking hat.
Damn, actually.
What are you, a bitch?
You're a shit.
Oh, help me. Oh, I didn't know that was bad yeah he asked for it back first that kid deserves it i will you
take someone's hat he slaps you in the face he kind of made up for it after but like yeah that
kid absolutely doesn't i think they were joking around with each other like before that moment
and brad i would have to go back
because I did read it and now I forget
but I'm pretty sure it was like Brad was saying
something to him and it was like a joking
thing but
like I'm joking
and then all right well I didn't see that part
I've only seen that clip and if
like you just take a guy's hat
like yeah and the guy's huge
you can get slapped.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chris Brown's $1,000 meet and greets.
That's nuts.
The guy one is funny.
Yeah.
Just the one guy that paid $1,000 to go and do a back to back photo.
I can't.
I just still can't believe people would pay one to $1,000 to meet this piece of shit.
I agree.
I hate him with my whole body.
We already did the bowl.
Scott Disick ate Hawaiian rolls and ginger ale for weight loss.
A recent episode of the Kardashians, Disick revealed that he was eating an entire box of Hawaiian rolls at night.
He had 20 ginger ales all day because he didn't realize it was soda.
That seems impossible. What do you think it is it just you thought it was a carbonated bev or it goes i mean yeah it tastes like soda it's soda can saying that like what he looks like
jared leto now well he he's been osep my. Yeah. Like, it looks like he got the blood drained out of his body.
Yeah.
There was a picture of the on the show when they opened the fridge.
They had Ozempic in the top shelf of the fridge.
Like, I actually think he looks better in the 2022 fat photo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
Like, scary a little now.
He looks like he's still alive in the 2022 photo in the 2024 photo
it looks like he's been brought back yeah a lot a lot a lot of it are a lot of people get oz epic
face that's like a thing some people look great some people it's like it's too much you become
like a skeleton eyes yeah yeah like they're like skinny enough where they don't need ozempic
and then they take it and then they become skeletor yeah i want i bet that's what happened
like to me because i i could lose some weight i can't can't do anything but i'm not like fat
50 pounds i'd be right yeah i think i would look like oh tripod guys would be gone i'd look like
a tripod if i was i'd be i'd be about as big as the kneecaps on a
spider man it would not be a good look uh rumor beatles film casting revealed i think they all
look good yeah paul mezcal oh my god and our guy barry's in there too yep barry's in there yeah
yeah they're gonna that's gonna be crazy, Phil. That's going to crush.
You can work at Ikea and Roblox.
Ikea is hiring 10 employees to work for $16.75 an hour
at their virtual Roboblock store,
doing things like serving meatballs
or helping people find fake furniture.
What is this?
I loved this in high school.
Yeah, you can just stay home and just be playing.
You're like an internet employee.
You just walk around and tell people where to buy stuff.
It's a little scary.
I don't get it.
You're like an employee in Ikea on Roblox.
So there's going to be people playing the game
and like being not the game,
but playing going to Ikea and you walk around.
I go shopping at Ikea.
In Roblox.
Yeah.
In the game Roblox.
I guess that's what I don't understand. Oh, it's a video game. It's like a computer game. And go shopping at Ikea. In Roblox. Yeah. In the game Roblox. I guess that's what I don't understand.
Oh, it's a video game.
It's like a computer game.
And you can shop on it.
Yes.
Like, yeah, you go and like get stuff for your character or whatnot, you know?
Oh, it's not real.
I'm not getting furniture in my house.
No.
No, I think it's for the game.
I think it's for the game.
It would make more sense if it was furniture for your house, though.
Because when I think Ikea, that's what I think.
Furniture for your house.
Yeah, me too.
But it's an online virtual world where you can shop and do your virtual house.
Yeah, like Minecraft, I guess.
Got it.
Okay.
You know, I'm banned from Ikea.
Why?
You're banned from Ikea?
Yeah, I'm banned from Ikea.
I don't know how they'd enforce it.
But way back in the day, I'm talking like,
Rene and I, our first house or apartment,
we went to Ikea.
We had no money, so it's like you can get cheap shit.
And we bought so much stuff because it was an empty house.
And we checked out.
And at the time, I don't know if it's still the rules
for real life Ikea.
You have 24 hours to tell them if something's broken.
Like, you open it, and if it's broken, they take real life ikea you have 24 hours to tell them if something's broken like you open it and if it's broken they take it back so like you have 24 hours it's like well we have so much stuff we may not be able to put it together in 24 hours and they're like well
you have 24 hours i was like well you you understand that penalizes people who bought
more like us she's like no i don't understand that i'm like you don't understand
that it's going to take us longer to get through this it's like nope i go well then you're stupid
she pressed the button like that people came from both sides whisked me out they're like you're
banned from ikea for threatening a worker and i talked in the same tone of yeah i talked in the
same tone of voice i'm talking to you guys like Like, well, then you're stupid. And bang, I was thrown out.
Did you get the furniture?
Yeah, Renee stayed in.
She didn't get banned.
I just had to wait for her outside.
So was any of it broken?
Did you return any of it?
No, I don't think we did.
I can't believe you guys still bought the stuff from there.
You should have just went to a different furniture store.
Oh, no.
She would have fed me into an alligator at that point.
Like, Ikea is a fucking bear. bear like we put in hours getting stuff i guess that's true that is true
yeah the whole thing i'd rather sleep in a cardboard box and have to shop at ikea and
have to put it together and deal with all that oh it is all broken always and it's so cheap is that the policy still 24 hours
they said 24 i haven't i haven't been to ikea so yeah uh ryan garcia arrested for vandalism
rest of vandalized room in the hallway of the beverly hills hotel while he was there as a guest
it's reported it's been a challenging time for garcia for following reports about his mother's
health struggles some people in the internet believe garcia was arrested for speaking out against child traffic in hollywood epsi and more
that's a wild thought garcia is also tweeting insinuating people are coming from people thought
he may be in jail he's going through a whole ton of shit so who knows it's real he already said he
was like doing this stuff for a bit like he's already said like in an interview before the
fight he was like oh it would make my odds worse. Like, yeah, he did say that.
It's I feel like he's just still going with it.
It's getting clicks.
And then people he gets arrested and people are like, oh, Illuminati.
Yeah.
No, no.
Yeah.
Illuminati gives a fuck about Ryan Garcia.
These two.
Glenn Powell opens up about his relationship with Tom Cruise.
I heard the movie
hitman was great i i have wanted to go see it i've heard it's great fun powell movie yep um
in a recent interview glenn powell opened up about his friendship with tom cruise after film talk on
maverick glenn powell recalled the time tom cruise pranked him by pretending to lose control of
helicopters flying them in over london so no that's just the scariest yeah that's a horrible
prank i don't even know i trust tom cruise flying my helicopters either yeah i also tom cruise yes
it's gonna be it's gonna be tough to go anywhere with you after that
you can't be worried anytime you're in control i also saw he shared another story um uh yeah glenn powell's cannibal story goes
viral glenn powell's going viral for a story told on jake shane aka octopus lovers podcast about
sister friend going on a date with a cannibal but then it turned out this was like a story
that is just an urban legend like it's a word for word urban legend oh he stole it yeah i think he stole an urban legend
well maybe he wanted to sound good on a podcast he was like let me get a bunch of stories i can tell
and he didn't think he would get caught maybe trisha paytas gave birth to elvis good for her
so adorable she has cute babies how many babies has she got this is her second malibu and elvis
malibu and elvis congratulations did you say so many babies yeah no they said they're so cute
i said her babies are so cute oh i thought brie you said she has so many babies no two is not so
many two is like pretty average uh bffs congrats though congrats i'm not trying to downplay your babies sorry my bad love babies
yeah we don't want to pick fights with trisha uh no i've been seeing babies everywhere somebody's
like giving me a sign or something i think you've been seeing babies do you want everywhere i'm
getting like i'm getting like baby fever oh you want to have a baby i would definitely have a
baby you would have a baby right now i mean it would probably be the not the brightest
decision ever to have a baby right now
obviously I'm like I got things I gotta
be taking care of before I
how old are you I'm only 22
huh baby time
I got time I think in my
head I've always been like I'll be like 30
when I have my first kid but then I
like see like kids all and I'm like
yeah I kind of want kind of
cool to have like a little mini josh running around little baby it is baby fever see that'd
be dope i saw two babies today at millie's in nantucket with their parents you want to kick
them took them 45 minutes to get the order in and i was like i i couldn't even I'm like these people must be fucking miserable they couldn't pick this like
let's switch the kids are crying I was like I almost was like openly laughing like what a lousy
life so I don't have baby fever no I can tell man it seems like oh they couldn't it was like I
had sat down had a drink had my lunch was on my
way before they even got the order in bff's corner alex cooper throws out red socks first pitch good
for her that's i don't i don't know how she'll i don't good for her i don't is this supposed to be
how does dave feel about this like do i think it's going to be me? No, I've come to grips.
I know it's not going to be me.
Whatever.
I'm happy.
Good for her.
Aren't you doing something?
Am I crazy?
Aren't you doing something Tom Brady this week, though?
Oh, we're going to his Hall of Fame induction.
So he'll be there, and you got invited to that.
Yeah.
Bill Burr is hosting it.
That'll be sweet.
Yeah.
The Brady four is going to ride again.
We're all dressing up.
Me, Feidelberg, Gaz, and Hank in what we got arrested in.
We're going to walk the red carpet.
It does kind of suck because the Celtics play, too.
Same day?
Same day.
Same time?
You're going to be able to catch the game at all?
It's a road game, so Celtics on the road.
It starts like an hour earlier.
We're going to do the ceremony, and then we have a spot we just like got a table at to go watch the game after sick um yeah i was
courtside wearing the clown the kairi clown face i don't like kairi i've texted with kairi kairi is
supposed to have a one-on-one yeah he ducked me he didn't call you supposed to eat dinner at my
parents my parents like should we get ready for kair? It's like, I don't think so.
I saw.
I can't believe someone got that.
I told this.
Anyone who ever thinks I embellish stories.
I told the story on the rundown with Big Cat and Kevin.
I'm like, I saw Shaq behind stage.
And he was walking.
Cute dog.
Hi, Boston.
And he took his shades off like he sometimes does when he's
ready to get mad at people like he does it on tnt show so he saw me walking he took his shades down
like is he doing that at me he's like lay off my girl angel he loves angel reese yeah he does he
does he's like lay her i go listen your girl did the lombada when caitlin clark got cheap shotted and you can hear
me then this video came out and you can literally hear me go you got a list but it's like she did
the lombada you can hear me saying it to him and he's like let the girls fight amongst themselves
he was nice he was like nice about it no no sex sex uh i feel like a nice guy he did
threaten yeah kill he threatened to like kill me when the whole angel thing happened originally
we have a lot of mutual connections i don't like i know like barkley is a fan of barstool
mine and wallow and gilly are close to him so So I think he's like, what the fuck's up with this guy?
Because he does love Angel Reese.
He rides for her like we ride for.
Yeah.
Well, the LSU connection.
So and then Mark Cuban came over.
He's like, lay off my guys.
I was in Kyrie's asshole the whole game.
Oh, that's gross.
No, like in his asshole.
Like asshole, like 12 and 0 since he
stomped on lucky the leprechaun at midcourt oh and 12 since he's done that i know it's a tough
it's a tough one brie just left but no no boston boston wanted to go out she so brie fed us um
i don't disingenuous information last time on just pretty much straight up. Just fucking lied to what we're like,
how is anything up?
Because we're getting like messages,
like check in on Bree and grace.
And then you guys kind of had like,
you're like,
no,
there's nothing.
I just want to have my own episode.
Once there is nothing wrong.
There was nothing wrong.
And also I feel like this podcast,
whenever I try to talk about something,
we just skip,
move on.
So I'm like, I'll just wait until my podcast to talk about it.
Floor is yours.
There's nothing to talk about.
We're fine.
Well, then, I mean, and first of all, you break news on that one.
Yeah.
Okay.
There was no breaking news.
It was kind of like to what you were talking about dave when you talked about how when someone
gets in a relationship and then they're off doing the relationship thing it was it was that and
everyone was speculating against it but you guys met up the night before bffs to talk about it says
it right here in the sheet yeah like our real life not on on the podcast so you should have known
what to come in with on bffs no what do you mean known what to
come in with but there was nothing wrong like we were fine when we came well you may sound like
it was all like butterflies yeah yeah yeah well to be fair i didn't know we were going to talk
about it on planbury i thought we were going to keep it like regular life. Yeah. Okay.
Comments.
I guess we can read some comments and get out of here.
Yeah.
Every week, Dave makes me happy knowing you don't have to be a genius to make it.
He's the perfect example.
Thank you.
I think.
Thank you.
I don't know if that's a compliment, brother.
It is. It's a backhanded compliment.
brother it is it's a backhanded compliment you know a key to uh success in anything is even if i was brilliant you don't want to make people think you're like smarter better than them
yeah yeah then they want to work with you yep no you're right you're right uh wow i haven't
watched this in two years and suddenly josh is a whole. Why'd you say it like that? Call me Papa.
Ew.
Gross.
Am I the only one that doesn't find Josh a traitor?
What the fuck?
That tore you down.
They built you up to tear you down.
They built me up just to fucking...
Dave has never been wrong.
It's literally true.
Do you have shirts that say that? but you should make them and when i if i am i'm quick to admit it should work but
oh you can take it you got it i did it this is gonna be now we suck yeah josh is the only one
who understands the internet out of the three dave is too old and Bree is too invested in her own world.
What does that mean?
I don't understand the internet.
I think I'm fucking.
I don't understand the internet.
My whole company is in it and I run it.
I run arguably the first and one of the biggest internet companies created.
This is also true.
Not wrong.
My headline on my Instagram page is I invented the internet.
Thank you.
Dave is looking absolutely delicious.
I don't even know what that's from, but thank you.
I think they just want to eat you up.
Here comes now the knockdown.
All these people are ugly.
Well, no.
They just said ugly.
That could be like, we're just like playing.
Was this not about Brie?
Brie's not on this?
Why did you throw two faces?
Brie should be in there for sure.
Wow.
Yeah, she should be on that.
Okay.
Okay, Austin, fuck you.
Oh, look.
Y'all actually listen to these two.
Yap with your time, LMAO.
This seems like it is just.
Oh, I wasn't on last episode.
Oh, that's why.
Oh, shout out. Yep. Oh, that's why. Oh, shut up.
Ugly yapper.
You're listening
if you made that comment.
Right.
David has the reverse glow up.
A dude hit 40
and became super handsome.
You do have
the reverse glow up. It's crazy.
It's called money.
Yeah, I guess. But it's not like you got's crazy. It's called money. Old pictures.
Yeah, I guess.
But it's not like you got work done.
No, no work.
But I used to eat absolute shit.
I never get up.
I'm not doing much now because my shoulders fuck.
But yeah, one day it'll be fixed.
One day it'll be fixed.
Yeah.
one day it'll be fixed yeah met dave today and j crew he was buying pants facts i i've been traveling so much
i had a police event and on wednesday and i was going to the belmont and i was running around
and i wore a suit to the police event. I just forgot pants.
Like I was on the planes. Like I got
no fucking plant pants. So
I ran to J crew bought a car
because this isn't
great for me. I know they have a size of
pants off the rack that fit me
3330.
That's what it is.
He's a model is he's a model he's delicious dave sound out chipotle you got it i don't care about this
dave's hairline recovery needs to be studied how does it keep getting better nice fall i don't
i had i have a great hair surgeon It was in the back of the head.
The front of my head is my real hair.
Good for the hair surgeon.
Doctor, it helps him because people think the front, the back is great.
Dave and Adam together were kind of an iconic duo.
Love it.
They both have no filter just on his.
Fuck.
I liked him.
they both have no uh filter just aren't as fuck i liked him yeah that's one clip of him talking about um how he can finally see himself possibly having one vagina now that he's yeah yeah gave him
a crazy look and then he basically called dave ugly yeah that was tough yeah that was funny clip
yeah he lumped me in there dave has major five nine energy hey living the dream baby
i'm not five nine i'm five ten and a half closer to five eleven than i am five nine so deal with
that that's his username i thought you were just saying hey i'm living the dream no no no
i think oh i think austin is going to need therapy from being attacked every episode
i feel like he hasn't been attacked by dave in a while no i only attack if he's fucks up by the
way dr lepreste i was having mental that's who did my hair shout out boston area he's who you
want your hair done from it's insane any of these people are famous jesus christ almighty
we have lost our way i mean i like dave but the rest of them all right lucas fucking cunt lucas
you know all of our names i think
yup dave has a house in nantucket that automatically gives him another two inches. I'm getting used to the house.
My peaches has been an absolute terror at this house.
Why?
She just won't sit down.
She escaped to the beach today.
It was eating a dead seagull.
Horrible.
Dave, I'm telling you, you need to set her a friend.
I tried.
I have the video.
We're trying. telling you you need to get her a friend we try tried i have the video we were trying i had the
video knuckles who auditioned as her brother but knuckles was like too big and would play
aggressively and was toppling her and she'd like get a little timid so i need a smaller dog okay
how much does miss peaches weigh 45 pounds all right knuckles was probably like 70 knuckles was huge yeah me and josh had a dog
meet up and oh that's true yeah all our dogs met up buddy was having a blast with uh jack and
boston yeah except one in his pool yep they all were swimming in my pool in the backyard which
was awesome running around and then our other dog our, Baloo, who's like 150 pound pit bull,
Great Dane,
like sheep dog,
just a mutt.
He could not handle it.
He was like,
this is too much for me.
I'm going to go inside
and lay down with the people.
He's not a dog dog.
He's a people dog.
I like that.
Yeah.
I love Josh Agnew.
Like he really cares what Davis say.
I'm assuming they meant to say saying,
I care what Dave has to say. I care what Dave has to say.
I care what everyone has to say when I'm on the podcast.
What you guys did with that like fur video.
Hilarious.
Like people love that.
It's like, I mean, I didn't know what a cartoon was.
How do I?
I never know.
There's like, there's a difference when someone like falls and gets duped versus just lied to.
Like I was just being lied to. You think that we were just lying to you there yeah correct
just for us though well yeah that was like people like such an idiot like i they're made up names i
had no idea what we were talking about were people calling you an idiot though i don't know i felt
like a lot of people were saying yes you just felt like an idiot the i think it was more you just
was just like you know you were out of the loop it was just felt like an idiot the i think it was more you just it was just
like you know you were out of the loop it was just like an out of the loop looking at someone trying
to figure out what's going on you know it's going to be cold in hell when dave does not talk about
so i don't put tail swift on the ruby
i very rarely say this but god dave is sexy and then to top it off he got miss peaches how much
more sexy what today's built me up day yeah what there's gotta be a terrible comment next right or
we're just leaving it there must be one absolutely brutal one coming because god
josh has a special talent of smiling in someone's face like he's just interested in listening, but truly he's laughing at you.
That just means he's mean.
Yeah, it's mean.
No, that's not mean.
I love how Dave has called Mike Tyson elderly
when he's 10 years younger.
LOL.
There's no way Tyson's 10 years younger than me.
LOL.
And I'm not fighting.
Yeah, I think they mean that you're 10 years younger than him
yeah like you're 10 years younger and you're like you're like they're calling you're like oh he's an elderly man but there's only 10 years and 10 years is a decade that's like
that's an enormous amount of time so much for men not necessarily girls but wait what i just watched covering my
bases what basis yeah i don't even know what you're talking about love watching these so much
you guys are hilarious you have awesome chemistry thank you tap are you ignoring what we're saying
are you just gonna go over to the comment no i like there's a big a big difference for men how old is tyson 58 60 57
i'm 47 that's big 10 you're 47 i thought you were 43 last year oh free
was he not 43 josh no no i wasn't i wasn't pretty, so I don't mind. He wasn't. No. Oh, wow. Well, you look great.
You look great. Dave, you could
take that as a compliment more than an insult. Yeah, honestly.
Oh, you were 43 last year. Like, oh, you're
looking young. You're looking... I guess.
I like the new studio. Thanks.
I like the new studio. Would you rather
have been like, oh, I thought you were like 50?
Looks very good.
Thank you. Looks fake. The windows. Doesn't look like
that's a real outside look at that the real
outside's fire
can you see it
it's a little bright for us
but I'm assuming there's an ocean out there
Nantucket Harbor fire
Sunset City
nice
alright that's everything