BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DOES TRISHA PAYTAS HATE DAVE PORTNOY? — BFFs EP. 161
Episode Date: February 1, 2024We're back with an exciting new episode to discuss this week's headlines - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are going to the Super Bowl but Dave may have ruined his chance to meet Taylor, Dave locks down... his top 3 most beautiful women once and for all, Julia Ernst's reddit posts, Zach Bryan's beef with Walter Hayes, the Michael Cera CeraVe conspiracy, Dave chooses a side in the Megan the Stallion and Nicki Minaj feud, Austin McBroom's RV life, and more. We end with BFFs corner where Bri just returned from her trip to Paris with Zach, Monty Lopez thinks Josh is impersonating him, the second episode of 'Read the Room' released, Dave should've given the 'Riders Up' call, Dave ate poop pizza, Trisha Paytas' take on the BFFs/Brooke Schofield situation, and Grace designed Planet Bri merch. Planet Bri Merch! Black Tee: https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/planet-bri-black-tee?variant=41351656374369&queryID=8308738ac34e9b421ab45ec09b1e7f60 White Tee: https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/planet-bri-tee?variant=41351368999009&queryID=d1c0d7b47402ce14ac690a262645e46f Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). TopGolf: Get 1/2 off golf every Mon-Wed when you book in the app. For more details visit https://topgolf.com/bffs Rent.App: Go to https://RENT.APP/BARSTOOL to get $50 cash back on your first rent payment. Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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Okay.
Okay.
Leading.
What?
Is that okay?
Yeah. Leading the headlines? Is that okay? Yeah.
Leading the headlines for the millionth straight week, it appears.
Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.
They're going to the Super Bowl.
Taylor will be able to make it.
She's in, like, Tokyo the day before.
I'm sure she's going to be there.
All the celebrating.
Andy Reid, Taylor pointing at each each other i don't know what more
we can say about it not a lot not the same thing every single week there's all the conspiracies
going on right now with the whole number 13 in the super bowl have you seen yeah yeah i don't
buy into any of the conspiracy theories at all um yeah i don't know i don't think i'm gonna meet
her for the n. Oh, why?
We got in a little bit of a... I'm getting fights with everybody.
What happened, Dave?
You were so close.
This close, brother.
What did you do?
She accused me of outing her.
I told you.
I told you.
No, you're the one who was trying to get me to out her.
I didn't out her.
What? You said, should I out her?
I said, Dave, let's play it back. I didn't out her. I said, should I out her? I said, Dave, let's play it back.
I said, do not out her.
I'm on Bree's side for this one.
I'm on Bree's side for this one.
You're the one.
Somebody was telling me to out her.
You were the one saying, should I out her?
I didn't out anybody.
She got mad because I read a direct message between us,
I think on this very program.
But it was like a joke.
It was like when Jason Kelsey had the kid
and supposedly brought the little kid in to meet Taylor.
And I was like, oh, the kid can meet her, but I can't?
I think I read that.
And she's like, you're out.
I can't trust you, basically.
Wow.
Like, if you can't trust me, then I can't be in.
I'm a trustworthy guy.
But I get in fights with people. I got in a fight with uh sabalinka the tennis player who was like best friend everyone's like
why didn't you talk about the australian open because i got in a fight with her and i'm
followed her dang man getting a lot of people don't even know that sabalinka she was dicking
me around i don't like getting ticked around we're supposed to do a pizza review together in Miami.
She kept being like, yeah, we're going to do it.
We're going to do it.
She's in Miami.
We talked about this at least twice.
We did?
I think so.
We totally did.
I think.
I can tell you the story.
She did a pizza review with David Grutman, right?
Instead of you.
You briefly mentioned it once, but then you talked about it,
but it was before the podcast last week. Oh, I thought it was on the podcast yeah i thought it was in the pod yeah that's on me how am i supposed to know when we're off air and on air i come on and i assume we're on air
long story short we're supposed to do a pizza review pizza review we're going back and forth
i'm her number one supporter sabalinka invited me sit in her booth at the u.s open she's in miami
her team's like
miami miami pizza view she's like all right we'll meet at this party first we met said hello hey how
you doing hey when are we gonna do pizza pizza pizza she posed a picture of herself eating pizza
with grutman who's my friend at miami slice i'm like fuck that you're out i said i'm rooting for
coco guff from now on she beat her but everyone's like why don't you have your girl subling listen
don't dick me around.
I'm not a dick around guy. You dick
me around, you're out.
Don't put any dicks around Dave. Don't put
any dicks around him. No, don't dick me around.
Don't be like, pizza, pizza, pizza.
Alright, alright. And then you show up in a pizza post
and I'm like, you're out.
So anyways, I'm out with my
source, I think. Fuck. Like, actually
she doesn't like you anymore?
Yeah, I don't think she likes me anymore.
She just says she doesn't trust me.
Did you not see that the viewership Taylor brought to the NFL
was like 330 million plus or something like that?
I don't know what it is.
Think about what that could have done for the podcast, man.
You just blew that away for us.
You just blew it away for all of us.
It's because you guys are always like, who's your source?
Who's your source?
I've never said that once in my life.
Who fucking cares, by the way, if there's a source?
I'm a Taylor Swift defender.
I'm not going to embarrass her.
I'm not going to say something bad.
Nobody has her back more than me.
I agree that you have her back.
And by the way, it's like common sense.
It's like when that...
It's like I didn't...
Is that really like exposing her by that one text exchange
it was funny it's i don't think so i think she was already from what i've seen on social media
it seems like people already have their guesses of who she is anyways yeah everyone did figure
it out i saw last week but not from our pod they just figured it out anyways well she's not my
source anymore she dropped me like a bad habit fuck she unfollow you that means she's totally she's done it's done yeah she's not giving you any more dicks
yeah no she's still fought uh how do you see if someone's following go to your followers and type
name it yeah it comes up this is the she didn't unfollow. This is the clip from last week.
It's crap.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be out of the show now.
We started with the worst.
No, no.
Hey, hey, it's okay.
Next year.
Should I just out my source?
No.
No, no.
I don't care.
Not until you meet her, Dave.
So Super Bowl.
There you go.
You self-volunteered the outing.
You said, should I out my source?
Should I just get her up? I'm not a bad one. I don't know what to do. You said, should I out my source? Should I just interrupt?
I don't know what to do.
What am I like?
You can't say you're friends with me?
It's crazy.
She's still following me.
All right.
Maybe you can work it back.
Okay.
So maybe you can work it back.
She just doesn't like me.
I'm a vault.
I would never give away good information.
So are you apologizing to her?
Is this an apology or is this just-
No.
I was like, what?
You don't trust me?
No.
Yeah. I think you can trust Dave. Take him back. Yeah. A hundred percent. He's the biggest- to her is this an apology or is this just no i was like why you don't trust me all right no yeah
i think you can trust dave take him back yeah he's the biggest source you didn't out it you
didn't say anything i've never said anything that's like valuable come on um no values
twitter blocks taylor tail sort from being searched because i was discussing ais
good yeah i didn't see them, but
do they get taken down from the internet completely?
I would never
want to go. You want to go search?
No, I'm just saying, did she win?
Did she get them taken down?
Do those exist forever
or are they gone? Dave, that's only a question
someone asks if they're going to go look for it.
I am not going to go look at them.
That is disturbing. I know. That's go look at that. I am aware.
I know.
That's why we're kind of grossed out.
Me and Dave here together right now.
Grossed out about.
But I'm wondering if she has like the power to completely wipe them.
Yeah, I think she does.
Of course.
Yeah.
She's Taylor Swift, dog.
Yeah.
Jack Antonoff calls Kanye a little crybaby bitch.
He is.
He's the worst.
And obviously Antonoff is a big Taylor guy.
Jackanoff is the craziest name of all time.
Are we going to skip over that?
Jackantonoff.
Jackanoff. Yeah, it's crazy.
Jackanoff.
Jackanoff.
Yeah, that is nuts.
Yo, what's up, Jackanoff?
Yeah, that's an awesome name.
It's like Mike Hunt.
The parents are crazy.
The parents had to know what they were doing.
What did you say, Bree?
That's like Mike Hunt, if your name is Mike Hunt.
Mike Hunt?
Mike Hunt.
Peaky Blinders actor, Arrested for Cocaine,
says it's because fans keep wanting to do it with him.
I can totally believe that.
He's recognized for a guy who does a ton of coke in Peaky Blinders.
I could totally see.
People never believe I'm not a coke guy.
I hate coke.
If I saw this guy out and liked him that much, I'd be like, let's do coke.
That is what you do with this guy.
Does he do a bunch of cocaine in the show?
Tons.
Okay.
But so that means he carries it on him now because people want to do it with him?
Well, no.
Fans have it.
I think it was the fans had it. You know, his excuse was the reason he has it on him is in case fans want to do it with them. Well, no. What if fans have it? I think it was the fans had it.
You know, his excuse was the reason he has it on him
is in case fans want to come up and do it with him.
Totally fair.
Totally fair.
What a good guy, man.
Just taking care of his fans.
Hey, committed to the character, committed to the role,
committed to his fans.
That's what I like.
That's what I like.
Carries the cocaine for the fans.
What a good guy.
Dune 2 popcorn buckets go viral.
Ahead of Dune 2's release this March
the promotional popcorn bucket was released
and has gone viral after the internet suggested
people are going to use the bucket as a fleshlight
it does look like a fleshlight
yeah it's giving Puppetea for sure
yeah but not very like
not a very flattering
fleshlight it kind of looks like
have you ever used
I've never used a fleshlight
nah I can't say I have It kind of looks like a little more than you ever use. I've never used a flashlight.
No, I can't say I have.
You have?
I take it by Josh's silence.
He definitely has.
What?
I said I had it.
I thought you said you have.
I didn't hear it.
I said, nah, that's not for me.
I do say I'm dying to see Dune 2.
I love Dune 1. I thought it was so good. Yeah I'm dying to see Dune 2. I love Dune 1.
I thought it was so good.
Yeah, I'm ready for Dune 2.
Speaking of TV recommendation, I watched Grisilla last night.
Oh, it's so fucking good.
Grisilla? What's that?
What's her name?
Sofia Vergara.
Sofia Vergara is like a Colombian drug lord who moves from Colombia to Miami and is like the lead of
Miami cartel.
I've only seen the first two episodes.
I had to force myself to go to bed.
It was time to go to sleep.
They're so good.
I'm instantly hooked.
I love those.
That's when you know it's good TV when it keeps you up past your bedtime.
Yeah.
Netflix.
It's so fucking good.
All right.
I saw her talking about this, saying she had to learn how to do coke and everything.
Yeah.
Maybe. I don't. That's surprising. No, saying she had to learn how to do coke and everything. Maybe.
That's surprising.
She talked about it on tonight's show.
She never done coke.
No, I guess she's not a coke girl.
Nah, everyone's done coke.
Is this the one where she has prosthetic makeup on and looks different?
Yes.
It's great.
She looks uglier, but it's great.
It's on the sheet.
Oh, it is? Yeah. Alright's on the sheet. Oh, it is?
Yeah.
All right.
Because the sun is mad about it.
The who is mad about it?
The sun.
The sun of Sofia Vergara?
No, of the person she's portraying.
Griselda.
All right.
Well, we'll get to it.
All right, guys.
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Margot Robbie, Greta Gerwig snubbed for Barbie.
I haven't seen it, so I can't say.
I don't know if Margot Robbie was snubbed.
I don't know if it was an Oscar-worthy performance.
I think America Ferrara deserves an Oscar nomination. I don't know if it was an oscar worthy performance i think america ferrara
deserves an oscar nomination i don't know if ken deserves an oscar nomination but maybe well ken
got one i know i think that's the issue yeah but i don't know i don't think like margot robbie was
great but i don't know if it was like oscar worthy performance type of great do you think i'd like
that movie yes i do you like like heartfelt things that make you feel good right yeah i like feeling
good yeah i think i think you would like okay you leave with a smile on your face good i think the whole drama
the drama around the barbie thing is like the whole point of the movie was about you know women
empowerment and then yeah yeah and then like and then ken gets the nomination which is like yeah
the irony is kind of missing i guess yeah irony missing the point of the whole film but america
ferrara did get a nomination and she was like yeah the best part of the I guess yeah irony missing the point of the whole film but America Ferrara
did get a nomination
and she was like
the best part of the movie
yeah yeah yeah
but let's be for real
Cillian Murphy's gotta win
and Oppenheimer's gotta win
so
I didn't love Oppenheimer
I just recently watched it
for the first time
I thought it was
fucking awesome
so good
but I feel like
that's not your type of movie
Dave yeah
Jessica Biel
eats in the shower.
I love Jessica Biel.
I know I always get said, oh, Dave, you say this woman's top 10.
Top 10 all time.
Most gorgeous women who ever lived.
Probably top five, maybe top three.
Off the top, her and like Candace Swainpole.
What, Josh?
It's just that you can't say top five and then list 20 people 20 people can't go in a top
five do you get say it i just say the same people over and over who have i said no top two but
it's gonna be more than five you say top one about everyone no one i say candace swain
man i don't remember the names of these models from the like 70s
Candice Swainpole.
Man, I don't remember the names of these models from the, like, 70s.
I was born in 77, so I don't think they're models from the 70s.
Candice Swainpole, one.
BL2.
Put it in stone.
All right, it's in stone.
You can't go back on it now. Put it in stone.
You can't go back.
This is locked in forever.
It's kind of like you're looked at as a professional raider.
Think about how you go about that.
I don't think I can't rate too high.
I think I saw a new Kansas Swain poll picks and I hearted them.
You hearted them?
And I don't heart nothing on Instagram.
Wow.
So they were mind blowing.
They're beautiful.
Yeah.
She was like back throwing a hundred miles per hour.
She was throwing her back?
It was gas.
She looked fucking hot.
Can we see the pictures yeah she was like
twerking pull up the new candace what she was driving no she's throwing her back what are you
guys fucking talking about you said she's back throwing oh i said she's going 100 miles per hour
like throwing heat okay she's pitching all right she. She's back. Oh, these ones. Yeah, wow. Oh!
Stunning.
She's my girl.
She doesn't age.
No, I know.
It's crazy.
She's gorgeous. Hailey Bieber's in the likes.
I see you, Hailey.
How old is she?
Old.
Like by still Presidente.
Yeah, like by still Presidente.
I told you I threw a fucking like.
He did.
He did throw a like.
That's a like-worthy picture, though.
I think I'm going to go like that.
I don't know how old she is.
I didn't know she could still fucking play ball like that.
Yeah, she's insane looking.
Wow.
I wonder what her parents look like.
How old is she?
Oh, she's only 35.
She's not old.
Well, it's not your prime for, like, women looks.
I'm not being insulting.
I feel like women are still hot in their 30s.
Oh, 100%. I'm not.
But she's had children.
No.
Well, it's like an athlete.
Like mid-20s is probably.
Everybody's prime.
Correct.
Exactly.
That's all I'm saying.
Correct.
Yeah, everybody's.
Not just women.
Jessica Biel loves to eat in the shower.
So let's see her. This started this rant. Jessica's getting up there not just women. Jessica Biel loves to eat in the shower. So let's see her start this rant.
Jessica's getting up there in age too.
At my age.
I mean, these are my generation.
I think maybe some of you know this about me, but I love to eat in the shower.
Shower, appropriate items like cereal or yogurt, coffee, tea, popsicles.
I know, melt factor, but safe, you know?
Down the drain, anything drops, we're good. I don't think I want to eat in the shower do you guys want to show no no i mean a shower beer might
be a top that's a top five beer yeah top five beer could be a shower beer yeah put it in that
list but that's not food that's not food it's fuel that's not food yeah you're right that is fuel it's different cereal seems like not shower safe to me no who wants water all watered down yeah watered down
milk it's like your milk was two percent now it goes to one percent maybe a popsicle on a hot
summer day i could get behind i i kind of could get behind the pop school because it's messy
anyway so you kind of want to wash it off while you're eating it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Cool.
Sometimes, though, like when I'm sick, I have a hard time breathing in the shower sometimes.
That would seem like.
You'll choke and die. Yeah.
Eating while like water coming down.
It could get complicated.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's that have to do with being sick?
My nose is stuffed up.
So you wouldn't do it while you were sick.
Yeah.
It's like when your nose and you put your mouth under the water,
it's like you can't breathe.
Well, you probably wouldn't put your mouth under the water
and eat at the same time.
No.
Is it like the scariest moment of your guys' lives when you shampoo
and then you have to keep your eyes closed while you're shampooing
and you think maybe someone's going to appear in the shower
when you open your eyes again or not?
I've never had that.
I just got over that fear and it feels great.
I hope you can get there.
Sometimes I think there's just going to be like a witch
or like a ghost. Someone in a
screen mask. Just like ready
to jump at me. Ready to kill me.
When you do a podcast with children.
I just got over
my fear. Josh, you've got a couple
years. Do you worry about monsters
under your bed, Josh? No.
Monsters in the closet? Sleep
with the lights on? Mommy, mommy,
there's monsters in the closet. That's silly, Dave.
That's ridiculous. But shampoo?
You close your eyes in the shower?
I'm blinding. You think you're about to get mugged in the shower?
What if someone broke into my house?
Hmm? And my eyes
are covered with soap I can't see.
Do you understand how scary
that is? Not being able to see
goggles going blind for a short period of time chrissy brinkley is opening and finding love
chrissy brinkley was turning 70 this week says she's opening her eye in love but there just
doesn't seem any out there would dave shoot his shot you think i'd have a shot at chrissy brinkley
that's a real question.
Who is Chrissy Brinkley?
Where does she rank all time?
Three.
Okay.
Is that in stone?
Are we keeping it in stone?
Yep, that's in three.
Stone.
Dude, this is crazy.
I want to see a just montage of all the top three guys. We need the stone.
Well, I mean, I've said that.
They're putting like the murderous row. Yeah, that was on purpose.
You were talking about like in stone, in stone.
I was like the next subject.
She's 70 in this photo?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That is an incredible job.
I've never seen any 70-year-old man or woman look that good.
Third most beautiful woman of all time.
On stone, yeah.
I think I'd have a shot.
Okay, in her prime or right now because she's 70 no i would never have a shot prime okay no no chance brother none zero dude but right now
hit her with a little hit her with a little or hit her with the love of the like the hearts
nah i definitely hit her with a dm looking for love yeah looking for love so am I
get right into it
you might swing this D
wow
this is I have faith
I do too
look at us we're kind of controlling the DMs from afar
we have a lot of mutuals
26 mutuals
was she a supermodel or an
actress under understatement okay she was a what the supermodel okay she was the super she's
married to billy joel oh still no obviously not she's looking for love yeah they got divorced
along as uptown girl you've been living Uptown Wars after her.
Ah.
You know what?
She is.
She has a great head of hair.
I mean,
she was in like Caddyshack.
That's where I seen that.
I mean, look at that.
All right, go back there first.
Yeah, wow.
Stunning.
Look at that hair.
Come on.
Her hair has volume.
Yeah. That's a good head of hair. Are volume yeah that's a good sticking with three
sticking with three yeah well sticking with three all right sudden stone
sudden i gotta really think whether i want to she has a million followers
dude you can get a dm dude well so what should i say um be like hey i heard you were looking for love that's so corny you'd never
you'd never survive as a guy brie no brie you wouldn't okay you're looking for love
okay what do you okay then let's workshop we're workshopping okay okay i rated you three the
third hottest woman of all time is that insulting or compliment yeah no that's not good that's not
gonna be there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe like, maybe.
I feel like I thought you were in your prime.
I don't think she eats cheese.
Because I was supposed to do a pizza review with her way back in the, like a SI swimsuit.
And I don't think she ate cheese.
I'm a deal breaker.
Oh, but you could say you're the only woman I'm willing to eat a vegetarian piece vegetarian but she doesn't know who i am so she'd be like what the fuck does that mean
then you could send her a link to your videos
check out my channel subscribe maybe you send her the dog emoji or send her a selfie
send her a dog emoji what do do you think guy DMs are?
What?
And then when she's like, what?
After you send her a dog emoji.
No, I don't want to.
Thank you so much.
I don't want to date her.
My dog ran into your DMs.
This would just be a publicity stunt.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
All right.
Because it would just be, I don't want to date her.
I don't.
You don't want to date her.
You just want to catch her.
It was like content and like ego.
Like, oh, I'm going to date with Chrissy Brinkley.
No, that's wrong.
That is wrong.
That is wrong.
Respect.
Respect.
He's trying to reverse psychology.
Get her right now.
This is.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It is.
Julia Ernst made Reddit posts about her alleged ex-boyfriend, Vinnie Hector.
Oh, yeah.
Julia Ernst was caught posting her own snark Reddit page anonymously after she screenshot
her own post talking about how she had a traumatic past few days may have brain cancer other redditors caught yeah other what
do you mean you may have that's not funny but like what do you mean you may have yeah
other redditors caught julie because she forgot to crop her own profile profile picture out of
the bottom corner julia posted on a reddit snark page saying vinny may finally post about her make
people feel bad for him after people spotted jul Julia posting on her page, they looked back at older Reddit posts from her use
and found Julia had a long history of posting about her and her ex Vinny on Reddit.
Julia posted about her being over-sexualized, called Vinny out for having a hinged profile with her,
and allegedly involved in leaking his own nudes.
Julia Ernst claims she was hacked by someone in romania
blame it on romania but romanians yeah the timing of the hack doesn't match the timeline events
vinnie hacker knowledge situation on stream where he said he was aware of it he's okay
doesn't want to talk about it so julia ernst sounds like a little bit of a loose cannon
yeah that sounds like a little bit of a loose cannon sounds like a little bit of a loose cannon. Yeah. That sounds like a little bit of a loose cannon.
I have no idea who she is.
Sounds like a little bit of a bad boyfriend.
He was on Hinge while he had a girlfriend?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Leaking your own nudes?
Yeah, man.
Leaking your own nudes.
What's with all these weird nude stories we're getting recently?
Yeah, why do you want to leak your own nudes?
Leaking your own nudes.
You think you have a big dick?
Yeah, you're like, let the world know.
But then just start firing them around.
They'll get leaked.
They'll get leaked all around.
Honestly.
Yeah.
Do we ask?
Maybe that's why I had a hinge.
Speaking of leaks, I know we tried to get.
I called Tana.
She didn't answer me.
So then I texted her and I was like, I'll read the message.
I'll read the message.
I also texted Brooke. And she just hates us now. She didn't answer me. So then I texted her and I was like, I'll read the message. I'll read the message. I also texted Brooke, but.
And she just hates us now.
She didn't want to talk about Matt Reif again, which is fair.
It's not about Matt Reif.
I know.
I know.
That's what I said.
I was like, it's about the, you guys were talking shit on us.
Right.
Anyways.
So I said, yo, do our podcasts have beef now?
And she said, I hate 2024.
LMAO pod beef is hilarious.
People are dying, Kim. kim and i said where's
kim is there like a war there or something and then she goes you've never seen the kim k meme
where she loses her earring and courtney says kim there are people dying and i said oh no haven't
seen it and she said ugh men never fail to disappoint and then i said weird how often
that gets texted to me but that was like early this morning so i didn't get to yeah no the long story we got railroaded we talked about it because brooke
made it seem like we attacked her and we really did not but whatever she'll want to talk about
that's fine um government trying to ban but we're all good we're all good yeah all right fine we
were good i think at least we're good with tana yeah Yeah, I think we're okay. I'm not necessarily good, but... Oh, okay.
I just... It's not...
Her portrayal events was not what happened.
The government is trying to ban Zen.
Damn.
People got fucking mad about this.
Wait, wait, wait.
I just want to go back to this Julia Ernst thing really quick
before we skip over it super fast.
It seems like everyone's given Julia Ernst a lot of shit.
And this could be another, you know, classic BFFs not educated enough.
I've seen a little bit of the drama going around.
But it seems like everyone's just skipping over the brain cancer thing.
Oh, yeah, that sucks.
Like, how?
I have a question.
How much crazy do you get away with if you if you have brain cancer but is she even being
crazy she's just posting yeah i mean she's creating a fake she's she made a fake reddit
isn't she just telling people what vinnie hacker did to her but she doesn't want to do it publicly
so people should know but then she got caught doing it yeah but if you go into your own snark
page and like are posting fake and then say romania hacked you you're being a little and i guess brain cancer and there's like and it's like months of reddit stuff too i think she
i saw a post about how she was even shitting on herself and on her own snark reddit and her sister
and like it's just i mean she's shitting on herself that's brilliant yeah to get more people
to off the scent yeah maybe off the scent or maybe to like even just keep people talking
about her huh well do you got those but how how crazy how how crazy are you allowed to act if you
have again going back to the point brain cancer brain cancer she said she may might have brain
cancer right so is this all just part of the isn't it a definitive answer when you go to the doctor
and they tell you you have brain cancer i don't know i i think it's like i've never had a very alarming like you gotta do emergency tests right now she's
waiting for her results yeah there is no delay like i think if you if they think you it because
that's like time is of the essence so my guess is she doesn't have it i hope we have our no we
have our researchers check if she actually has brain cancer or not?
We definitely don't root for that.
I think she posted saying she's fine.
Oh, she doesn't.
Thank God.
Okay.
No brain cancer.
Okay.
No brain cancer.
That's a win.
Just a little.
But now it kind of just makes her crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, going through all this stuff.
Well, maybe Vinny made her crazy.
It's hard, though.
Because if you almost had it,
that's where I'm trying to find,
where's the,
where's the line of like,
How do you know he's on Hinge?
Like,
just as Vinny hacked?
Yeah,
people probably
screenshotted his profile
and sent it to her.
but like,
you'd think she'd find that out
in a second.
She probably did,
right?
And then she posted it?
Like,
hey,
boyfriend,
why you on Hinge?
Don't we like dating?
Yeah,
that should call for a breakup
right there.
You know what? Red flag, red flag. Yeah yeah i'm not gonna call it crazy though because we saw what happened last time we did that without the full story so that's why i keep
saying maybe he made her crazy maybe he was a fucking manipulative guy maybe we just get her
on the podcast i just think own it like i don't think there's anything nobody would say she's crazy if she's like he did all
this stuff to me and you're saying it's you talking i would not be like oh she's crazy
where you start getting a weird is when you're using aliases and saying romania hacked yeah now
she's just like okay this is everything he did to me sorry i was fucking scared to say it but now i
will yeah yeah um back to. Okay, back to Zen.
Back to Zen.
Do you guys Zen?
Nope.
Nope.
I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
Never mind dip.
Not even a little puff?
Never.
Cigars I have.
Never cigarette.
Hit a vapey?
Yes.
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Just super addicted, man.
Yeah.
Well, that seems like a fan.
Alyssa Milano gets roasted for posting GoFundMe for her son's baseball team fan yeah i'm not a fan just super addicted man yeah well that seems like a fan alissa milano
gets roasted for posting go fund me for son's baseball team because she has a net worth of 10
million i kind of sometimes like should she have to pay for everything for her kid for the rest of
her like every team thing every it's like always alissa milano yeah yeah i get what you're saying
yeah just because you have money doesn't mean you need to spend all of it, right?
At some point, maybe you feel like you're getting used.
It's like everything that comes to you.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
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Walter Hayes' debut song about his beef with Zach Bryant. I don't know who Walter Hayes is, but after Tyler Childers' song, In Your Love, earned him his first ever charting signal on
mainstream country radio, Zach Bryant tweeted about whoever runs the radio playing Fancy Like,
which he referred to as an Applebee's song
over another one of Tyler Childress' songs.
Walker Hayes responded shouting out radio for playing his song
and they were praying for Zach and Tyler's success.
Zach responded to a fan saying he meant his Applebee's comment
with humor, not malice.
Walker responded last week with a new song he wrote
about his back and forth with Zach.
Well, we have, I think, the number one Zach Bryan expert on the planet.
Yep. Yes, I would consider myself a ZB expert. So what's, I don't, this is all news to me.
Zach just was, he tweeted, it's crazy that like Tyler Childers just got his like first radio
debut when he makes like incredible music, but then the Applebee's song is always on the radio.
He was just kind of saying it's a little backwards how it took Tyler Childers so long to get on the radio.
But then this song was on.
That's how I perceived it.
And then this guy Walker.
He didn't mean it as something.
Yeah.
So this guy Walker Hayes, though, he doesn't like him.
I don't know, because he then wrote a song about him and released.
No hard feelings, because, man, I'd be lying if I said I ain't never talked shit about a record radio.
Because I thought mine was better.
It's kind of funny how to feel happy for any fool making money making songs.
Because I know most of us dying trying to be Zach Bryan.
He sounds just like him.
Sign a count of a compliment.
Yeah.
Yeah I don't know.
Zach was just kind of like.
He meant it as overarching like Applebee's-esque songs not just towards walker michael sarah sarah v conspiracy
michael sarah sent a bunch of skincare boxes out to influence and convince everyone he created
sarah v conspiracy spread to page six de moximo tiktoker hayley beanley saw him signing bottles in pharmacy this is a amazing ad campaign i know
i opened my box and i didn't know what i was opening my box for you got it yeah and it's
yeah there's one here there's another one but i opened one the other day you got it from michael
sarah yeah and it's excuse me i mean it was mean, it was probably from... It was probably from Sarev.
Wait, is that they're the ones doing it?
They paid him.
Yeah, but it's like...
Dude, you think this isn't like a marketing plan?
Michael Sare's face over everything.
I thought he was doing it as a joke at first,
the way I read it.
I think it's like a joke campaign,
but then you open it and it's just like...
Yeah, it works.
Smart.
Yeah, it's genius.
It's a great idea.
Very smart.
Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj beef.
August 2019, Nicki and Meg collaborated on Hot Girl Summer.
August 2020, Meg releases WAP with Cardi B, who Nicki was in a years-long beef with.
January 21, Nicki unfollowed Meg the stallion on instagram and meg eventually
returned the favor september 22 in an interview nikki says somebody allegedly tried to get nikki
to drink alcohol while she was pregnant and get an abortion people believe this moment is referenced
in a tiktok live although meg the stallion says this is a lie march 2023 nikki seemingly shades meg on her song red ruby to sleaze nikki said she
doesn't fuck with horses referring to megan the stallion in the stallion's name in a dorito disc
is thought to be in reference to meg's super bowl commercial with doritos
megan was still going megan releases single hits last friday megan released her single hiss where she seemingly
took shots at many people including nicki minaj's husband kenny petty who was a registered sex
offender that ain't good in 2022 kenny was sentenced to a year of house arrest three-year
probation 55 000 fine after failing to register as a sex offender in California's defying Megan law. These hoes don't be mad at Megan.
These hoes be mad at Megan's law.
The father of the girl who Megan's law is named after
is using his daughter's name as disrespectful as it gets.
Nicki Minaj reacts to his with Bigfoot.
Hours after Meg's song was released,
Nicki took to social media blasting Meg for lying
on her dead mother and said she fell off and should get up on her good foot, referring to
foot injury Meg suffered from Tory Lanez shooting her. Nikki has been incessantly tweeting, retweeting
fans and liking tweets related to the matter. One tweet Nikki was spotted liking was a tweet about
the release of the trailer for
despicable me 4 was an example of a calculated business move that the trailer was released by
corporate giants trying to overshadow nikki's success nikki then released bigfoot which she
reiterated what she had been saying on twitter are you team nikki or are you team meg i don't fucking know it's a lot it's a fucking lot
guys but people are really really like this is the first time i've seen the internet turn on
nikki minaj to be honest i'm on the east i'm on the stallion sign because i like saying her name
megan the stallion that's it ah yeah all i see with the name yeah i mean it was uh
it was it was a crazy diss track you know as a as a professional diss track artist i will say
as am i yeah as as are you dave as are you i know you are as well so i'm waiting for your input
hopefully you listen to the song soon and you know can can give your take um it seemed like maybe it was a little bit of an emotionally rushed diss track that's what it
seemed like to me it seemed like it came too quick it came a little too like she just kind of put her
tweets into a song so people that had kind of already heard it now i love nikki minaj and i think like she is i think without a doubt the
best female rapper like i think it 100 she's the best female rapper uh but this this was not
that woman holy coyla ray yeah what about her i like, okay. I like her too, Dave.
Are you saying she's the best female rapper?
Yeah, I like her more than these two.
You think Coral Ray's the best female rapper ever?
Well, I mean, listen, if I was buying a ticket for a female rapper, that's who I'd buy.
Put it on the stone.
Best female rapper. I mean, I feel like if you look at like the numbers and all that like
I think this is just in Dave's world
it's just preference personal
it's opinion okay yeah yeah yeah this is just like
the music you like to listen to correct
right speaking of rap
by the way neither of them have the number one song on iTunes
that belongs to Ben Shapiro which I
haven't heard this song yet so can I
listen to this yeah yeah number
one rap song facts Tom McDonaldcdonald yep who's
tom mcdonald he's a rapper the number one proclaimed independent artist
what What? that made my skin crawl a little
number one
yo
the first like three bars of that song
that we listened to at least
might have been the craziest
like
all Muslims must be terrorists
all liberals must be right
cause I'm white white power that's what I heard it's crazy Like, all Muslims must be terrorists. All liberals must be right.
Because I'm white.
White power.
That's what I heard.
It's crazy.
I mean, I think they're making fun of it, but it just shows.
You got an audience.
You can do anything.
I guess so.
Number one, man.
Can't argue with the numbers.
Austin McBroom is living in an RV. look at that third picture i got kicked out what the fuck is this guy doing can we talk about how
like last week i was like yeah i made a video on awesome mcbroom and then this is just taken off
i'm not gonna say you know like i started a trend but maybe i started with people doing that video
right someone everyone everyone started doing it after.
Everyone started reenacting a Snapchat.
It's not that it wouldn't have caught on anyways.
I think I was just one of the first people to do it.
You're just a trailblazer, man.
That's whatever.
Leader of men.
Hey, that's what it is.
That's what I do.
I stay locked in, baby.
I stay locked in.
Facts.
Ben Shapiro.
Gabby Hanna is a YMCA fitness instructor.
After leaving social media,
Gabby Hanna has popped back up as a fitness instructor at YMCA in her hometown.
I don't know who Gabby Hannah is.
She was a YouTuber.
We did have her on the pod.
We had her on the pod.
I don't think you liked her episode.
It was one of the weirder episodes we've ever had.
It was one of the weirdest episodes we've had in life.
She was with you, right, Josh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was beside me.
Honestly, good for her. She seems to be just doing her thing she's go back to normal life yeah yeah oh here we go grisol de
blanco's son is upset sofia ver viera vergara wore prosthetics to play his mom sofia vergara's
new limited series is based on a true story of colian cocaine queenpin Griselda Blanco who is linked to 250 murders by the way damn the quote that they start the show
with is so fucking intimidating it it like goes you know how you can it like type so you can't
see it's not there at once but the quote that starts the whole thing is the only man i was ever afraid of was a
woman grisaldo this woman and then it's pablo escobar ah damn that's his quote yeah that's
sick she was fucking crazy badass huh yeah badass is she dead now yeah she must be
oh but once they put that up, I'm like, fuck.
I'm in this.
Pablo Esco, the only man I was ever afraid of was a woman.
Crazy.
So her real life son, Michael Corleone.
What a fucking name.
That's his name.
Michael Corleone Blanco.
That's sick.
That's a mafia name if I've ever heard one.
Yeah, I'd say so godfather uh called
Sofia Vergara's decision to wear prosthetics plays mother disrespectful says that she was called a
porcelain dollar and you and that mayor's governors and politicians tried to court
his mother so basically Sofia uglyified herself doesn't... Does she look ugly,
or she just was trying to look more like the character?
That's a good question.
She's portrayed as beautiful in the show.
Like, people want to fuck her,
and she's, like, saying her looks are an advantage.
Maybe they're just like,
yeah, but Sofia Vergara's top 50,
5-0, most beautiful women so we can't we can't have her play herself regardless i highly recommend the show okay okay yeah when
i watch it tonight it's it's addicting it's so good. Is it just about this woman in the cartel? Yeah. It starts with her fleeing Colombia, going to Miami,
and she's starting from like the...
I've only watched two episodes from the ground up building her cartel.
Dang.
Okay.
Sick.
Okay.
Pookie looks absolutely fire.
Pookie looks absolutely fire today in her Princess of the Red Jacket.
So let me see this video
i was told this would be on like somebody sent me like have you talked about pookie yet i'm like i
don't even know what you are they're like trust me it'll be on there it's date night saturday night
going to hell is our favorite steakhouse on the planet and i gotta say pookie looks absolutely
fire tonight babe i am fired up first time. What are you wearing?
I'm wearing a House of Stevie top.
It laces up the back, so that took some work.
And then girlfriend denim and femme LA heels that are literally hanging on by a thread because I've worn them so much.
And my Kelly.
Awesome.
I am wearing a Jenga jacket, Brooks Brothers shirt, Hermes belt,
Paige jeans as always,
and black cherry Lee Casey's tonight.
That's one of my favorite shirts.
I love it.
Pookie.
Let's see another Pookie.
I want some.
Pookie looks fired.
Pookie looks fired tonight.
Yo, I heard she's racist though.
What?
Wait, what?
Yep.
A bunch of past tweets came up about her being racist.
I saw it in the comment section.
Damn.
I didn't fact check it by going on Twitter.
I'm just restating comments. Oh, yeah.
I heard that, too.
It's like, all right, do the next Pookie, because then I heard Zach, which I knew.
I forgot, but Zach and Brianna did a Pookie.
So let's see the next Pookie, and then let's see the spoof Pookie.
Okay. Pookie. So let's see the next Pookie, and then let's see the spoof Pookie. Okay.
Pookie looks absolutely amazing.
You asleep, Austin?
I didn't realize that we had the second one downloaded.
I'm sorry.
Friday night, date night.
Taking Pookie to a new spot tonight with three other couples,
and Pookie looks absolutely amazing. Good Lord good Laura Bay I love the old black thank you
I'm wearing a Mike Kelly I'm so excited and then I have on girlfriend denim
revolve little lace top revolve sweater and JLo heels we're in a late Christmas
present from Campbell jacket is gutter Ridgeutteridge. Shirt, Gutteridge also at the store out of Italy. Hermes belt.
Pei jeans as always.
And ostrich Luke Azies tonight.
Fire ring.
So they were doing this like seriously
like it wasn't meant to be. They do
it seriously like every day. Yeah.
Alright. Yeah. I guess
let's see Zach and Bree's
remake. Bonjour!
Second day in Paris. Pookie's wearing a quintessential red jacket. Bonjour. Second day in Paris.
Pookie is wearing a quintessential red jacket.
I love Pookie in a red jacket.
We're just going to go get some dinner at a club.
So.
I love Pookie in a red jacket.
Oh, F.
Time to go to dinner, Pookie.
He sounds like him.
No, but that was an exact remake.
That was an exact remake.
Oh, I just said that one.
She said, bonjourjour it's our second
day in paris and pookie looks absolutely quintessential in her red jacket okay i didn't
see that one i thought you guys took too much creative liberty from the other two we copied
what's going on josh is looking to find them racist right is that what you're doing yeah i
was trying to see if it was accurate or not is it i don't know i don't want to put out i don't want to put out you know fake stuff on their name but um
apparently from what i'm seeing
i don't know i'm seeing a lot of different things i'm seeing a lot of different i'm seeing people
say it's a lie from the record we'll just strike it strike i i saw one comment that said her and
jet went to a sorority date party where the theme was to dress up as slave owners oh they also cosplayed the trumps
that can't yeah i mean cosplaying the trumps may not be bad yeah sororities used to do like yeah
they were getting shit from that we'll just leave it alone okay play yeah there'll be like plantation
parties believe it or not there's a lot of controversy. There was a guy on The Bachelor who got in a shit ton of trouble for that.
Oh, I remember that.
Oh, that's fucking crazy.
I don't want to put that on their name, though.
Yeah.
BFF's Corner?
Yeah, it looks like this.
No concrete evidence.
Innocent until proven guilty
just rumors circulating
amongst fans
BFF's Corner
how was your Paris trip?
it was amazing, Paris was awesome
but the Mona Lisa got souped the day after we went
it doesn't even make sense
why would you attack the Mona Lisa
to draw attention to
climate change
what does attacking the mona
lisa do i don't know i guess i think it's just a bunch of videos yeah just noise you know and
they have a protective thing it didn't even do anything yeah it's like in bulletproof glass
yeah i don't think their goal i don't think the goal was to actually probably
fuck up the mona lisa i think it was just probably to get coverage of their take. Like you were talking earlier,
Monty Lopez hadn't heard from him in a while.
He was Josh's TikTok of making fun of Austin McBroom.
Yeah, he thought it was him.
He thought I was talking about him.
He thought you.
That's the most Monty Lopez thing.
Right?
Look at this.
I pulled up to church.
You know me.
Got to get a convo in with the guy in the sky.
The big man with the plan.
You know, just focusing on my mind, my body, my spirit right now.
In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
I love his little head shakes and reactions to it.
He's like, he got me.
His watch looks like it's bigger than his head.
G-Shock.
He's trying to get that shit flexing in the camera.
You know. You know. Bigger than his head. G-Shock. He's trying to get that shit flexing in the camera. He's trying to risk it.
You know.
On a close proximity.
You know.
That's fucking insane that he thought it was about him.
Very Monty Lopez.
Hand up.
I haven't watched the read the room.
I got to watch the read the room.
Go watch it.
That's my thought.
I got to watch that.
I got to watch that.
Did you watch the first episode, Bri?
Mm-hmm.
Are you lying?
No.
I called you. Why are you laughing like that. I called you.
Why are you laughing like that?
I called you because of the way you said it.
I said, mm-hmm.
Austin, text me and remind me.
When I'm done with this, I forget about life.
I'm going to watch it.
It's only like, is it like 15, 30 minutes?
Perfect.
I'm going to watch it.
I don't know, dude, but my bicep's kind of looking huge.
Me too.
I'm working out.
I feel good.
Why?
What does that have to do with anything?
What does my bicep have to do with anything?
Yeah.
Nothing. I just look big. do with anything? Yeah. Nothing.
I just look big.
Right.
Jealous?
Yeah.
Me?
No, I don't fucking care.
I have a broken shoulder.
I'm getting huge, dude.
I just walk.
Hawker walk.
Hawker walk.
But yeah, anyway, second episode's coming out.
It'll be out when this is out.
Paw drops.
Yeah.
Go watch it.
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Dave should have given up riders up call
so alex earl i was at pegasus horse race in miami alex earl gave the riders up call got a lot of
horse people kind of mad um because like why do we have a makeup influencer who doesn't really
love horse racing doing it uh i should have and and don't they test out makeup on horses do they
i don't know i should have done it? Do they? I don't know.
I should have done it.
There's no doubt about it. What does riders up call mean?
Before the horses go out for the final race,
you go ride,
like you get on the horse.
Pretty self-explanatory.
Yeah, like the Indy 500.
Hers kind of sucked.
I like Alex,
but hers was no good.
More importantly,
should have been you.
The makeup thing.
The makeup on horses.
I'm like one of the rare, you want to call me an influence or whatever you want to call.
I probably have the biggest following for somebody who legitimately loves like horse racing and horses.
Do you have a horse?
I go to all of these regardless.
So yeah, it probably should have been me.
But I mean, I get it.
Alex is huge.
So get Alex involved.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We should start that. But, I mean, I get it. Alex is huge. So get Alex involved. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We should start that horse rumor thing, though, about the makeup.
You want to?
I don't know.
I think it would be good.
Yes, tweet it.
Tweet it after this.
I have not watched Breeze Netflix.
Stop testing on horses.
I gotta do that.
What is this?
Marv's pizza served Dave a poop pizza?
Dude, I saw this
I can't believe you ate pizza
With a schmear of poo on it dude
Is this real?
Is this real?
Dave I think someone put poo on your pizza man
Did they really Austin?
And you ate it
I don't even recognize the plates
You gotta do something about this man
You can't have people be ex-poo on your pizza
What is Marv's pizza? I don't even know You got to do something about this, man. You can't have people be ex-real pizza.
What is Marv's Pizza?
I don't even know.
That's like you go to jail for that.
So this is just a spoof?
Is this person, Anthony Rizzola, owner of Marv's Pizza in Brooklyn, a real person?
I don't think it came from Marv's Pizza.
I think someone just attributed it to a random pizzeria.
It went very viral, people being like, finally, someone stuck it to it. pizzeria and but it went like very viral people being like finally someone someone stuck someone served him poo poop dude i think you ate poop i think david can i see
the store is there a story what is those two it's just those two slide pictures oh it's made the
fuck up mars pizza isn't even a pizza place i'm sure there's a pizza place Yeah that I ain't been there
You think that I wouldn't sniff that out
You're doing a poo review
I don't think you would man
I think they probably mixed it into the melted cheese
I don't want poo on my pizza
First of all
Pizza Place is light
So this is just amazing
I actually saw a lot of comments that were like
This is maybe the dumbest thing a pizza place could do If this is for real they do i actually saw a lot of comments that were like this is maybe
the dumbest thing a pizza place could do if this is for real dave does so much for the pizza yeah
and it's just totally false and it looks like they're saying go to jail if you do that it looks
like they're saying it was during covid because i'm wearing a mask no fucking chance yeah no poo
on your pizza no dude right to jail right to jail right to jail poo on the you can't do that you can't do
that uh dave too rich to complain i i did a quick thing i no i'm always gonna complain it's like i'm
allowed to complain i'm a complainer sorry um that's how you got rich yeah complaining uh
trisha paytas reacts to brook on bffs prior to the release of the last bff episode trisha
reacted brooke's comments on the bffs talking about matt rife trisha said she was scared to
talk about the situation she didn't want to see the bffs respond i have not seen this yet
i'm confused we are so scared to talk about this actually i don't even know what's going on but
oscar is like i'm scared to talk about it involves our good girl brooke this is like a general
summary because i didn't watch the actual podcast that Brooke called into.
Brianna had called Brooke to join in on a conversation on the BFS podcast because Dave wanted to talk about Matt Reif.
And she said that she didn't really know why Brianna was calling.
And then she's like, Dave wants to talk to you.
But she didn't know it was for the BFS podcast.
Not when she picked up.
I feel like I was sending a text like, hey, I'm doing this.
That's wrong too, isn't it?
Definitely.
I did text her first.
And we did tell her she's on the pod first.
You'd never expect that Matt Rife would want to date you.
Like, he's not that kind of guy.
Basically kind of putting, like, the blame almost, like, on her.
Something along the lines of she has no, like, Brooke has no ambition because Barstool is going to hire her.
But she isn't ambitious enough for her career, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, my God.
And what did Brooke say about it she just was saying like she was disappointed that dave was saying all this stuff because she
does like love like the show and him and like looks up and admires him i don't have any beef
with dave but i don't know anybody i wouldn't say i like anyone admires him maybe some 10 year old
boys in nantucket that's why i was like i admire him that's that's a big i mean good but wow yeah
why no i was kind of gagged and again i didn't watch the original i'm just taking like brooke's word for it a lot of the comments were wow. Yeah. Why? I was kind of gagging. And again, I didn't watch the original.
I'm just taking like Brooke's word for it.
A lot of the comments were like, you know, Dave only sees like part of the story, not
like the full context of what Brooke was saying before he like came to his own conclusion.
So if you're missing these elements of the story, he jumped to his own conclusion without
all the details.
Why did he say the unambitious part?
I don't know.
He's like, you're just to be mean.
Just to put her down.
They're just intimidating.
I don't know. I mean, that Josh kid seems nice. And of Just to put her down. They're just intimidating. I don't know.
I mean, that Josh kid seems nice.
And of course, Brianna, like I'm on the Brianna Chicken Fry bandwagon now.
I love her too.
So it's more just Dave.
I'm not sorry that I did not watch the BFS podcast.
It's just not, I'm sorry.
Yes, this is, you know, a job and this is our responsibility as journalists.
But there are some things I can just, it's for other journalists.
It's not for me.
Also like her friend.
I mean, that's a setup and that's really not nice how do you not text this guy before to warn her like hey you know this is
happening i'm about to call you that's a setup just close no i don't know because it doesn't
seem like that i in my head i i didn't we didn't watch it okay we should probably watch this because
i hate when people don't watch things and whatever well yeah we continually are getting i know
they just need to watch it and see what actually i you know what i
think is funny i i think that was that third guy that popped out of nowhere her husband yes yeah
okay okay never mind but anyways i think it's kind of funny that they're talking about like
needing to know more information before we can make a take and then they're gonna just
hit on something that they didn't watch as well you know it's kind of the entire thing
was how you could still date somebody who was sending you facetune dick pics and then she's
like i didn't know till after like oh never mind that's the entire thing the ambition i said prior
because when they were canceled i was interested in hiring Brooke. We talked two to three times.
She kept saying, I'll send you a sample and never did.
That's what that's from.
That show's killing it now.
They're doing well.
That's it.
She told a different thing.
And by the way.
I don't even think Brooke really told it.
Like, I think the internet is more so snowballing with it.
Like, Brooke isn't really hounding on the fact that you were terrible to her.
I think people are just running with it now because they're not watching our episode.
And they're just saying that you were an asshole to her, but they didn't watch it.
I just feel like people don't admire me.
Welcome to Earth.
Maybe they don't admire you but i would put myself without
tooting my own horn very much in an admired from real person category i would say people admire you
not to like you know yeah on the business entrepreneur like all that like yes like
charity like yeah all that like what do you mean 10 year old boys
from nantucket i got no respect around i'm like ronnie dangerfield i just think i just think
people need to get the phone call thing like straight i just wish people would watch yeah
yeah well that was crazy they did the whole segment like josh said like we should watch it
we should watch it and
they just didn't watch it so whatever yeah i guess we do the same shit it's not like you called her
it's not like you called her put her on speakerphone and we're like was like okay answer
this question about matt rife sending you a facetune dick pic yeah i just want to clear that
i did text her before i said dave wants to talk to you we said when we called her we're on the pod
do you want to join well why would dave want to talk to her for any other reason which still is on the spot and i understand maybe we should have just
not fucking called her but didn't she call you back yeah no she joined the zoom she joined the
zoom so she yeah i mean that's great and i'm clearing that up people that didn't watch it
you're joining the zoom link you could have you uh hey again there's no hate because we we were wrong in
the sense that we thought we didn't know the timeline so that was on us yeah but that's what
i'm saying people aren't like people are saying that we put her on the spot brooke necessarily
isn't saying that that's just like that guy on that pod and then everyone else right okay i will
say at a good point brie that a lot of times we do on this podcast talk about things and like well
we don't know what we're talking about.
Then we proceed to talk about it.
This is true.
They got us there.
We do get to be talking out of our assholes.
Then they did the same thing.
Maybe we should all meet up
and talk about this.
I guess we got some Planet Bree
merch.
That was a very funny video of me not getting it.
That was hilarious.
Very well done.
Yeah, we have Planet Bree shirts if you want one.
Grace made them.
How long?
We have these things always like if time.
No, I think we're probably good.
An hour is probably a solid podcast.
So that's BFF.
If you want to buy the Planet Bree with my face or the other version, now's the time.
That's BFFs.