BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - Episode 10 - Fletcher Greene of The Hollywood Fix
Episode Date: January 7, 2021The Hollywood Fix joins the podcast to talk about life as a TikTok paparazzi. The guys breakdown life in Miami over break, and what Nessa might think of it. We play Marry Fuck Kill, Boomer vs Zoomer, ...and get to your New Years questions.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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All right, BFFs, we're back from the holiday break, Christmas, Hanukkah, New Year's, everything.
Josh, you're back in L.A.?
Yeah, I'm back in L.A. now.
Got back Saturday.
Okay.
And Brianna, where were you?
I went back to Boston, and then I went to Miami.
You were in Miami as well? Yeah.
Everyone was in Miami. Miami was busier.
I was in Miami. I saw your boy Griffin.
He was in Miami. Gruen probably
texted me. Did you just talk
and I did not hear you?
I don't know. Can you hear me?
You did like a mimic. It looked like your mouth
moved but nothing came out.
No. That was like two weeks
that was a different episode when we were doing that trick i'm not doing that yeah uh gruen was
there griffin was there gruen texted me a hundred times to hang out i just kept blowing him off
ah every night hey dinner here come to mile managers manager miles i was here we got a boat here so it's like no no no no um but yeah miami
so i've been to miami for the super bowl the art basel which is like this crazy event they do there
by far the busiest i've ever seen the city crazy like yeah and that kind of goes into like these
that a lot of your world got in trouble for theoretically going to the Bahamas.
Yeah, a lot of people got in shit for going.
Like, the DeMellos went.
Little Huddy.
By the way, you know what the new thing that happens to me now?
Like, I had a very pretty girl walk up to me.
She's like, Little Huddy's dressed in there.
He looks like an asshole.
Like, and I start looking for Little Huddy.
I'm like, am I going to get in a fight right now and then i remember little huddy yeah you probably it
probably won't be any fighting i would say no but um no yeah i saw like your microphone by the way
is like sideways i think like yeah is that better yeah there were like 12 different creators getting
posted about going to different places and getting like kind of shit on for it.
Like pretty intensely.
You know who is the number one shitter?
Who?
Nessa.
No way.
She's shitting on people the most.
I saw like one story.
Nessa Barrett.
Happy New Year, everyone.
As we're going to 2021, I hope and pray a lot of you selfish fucks out there will wear your masks and social distance.
It's almost embarrassing to see so many people party, travel, and disrespect simple safety rules.
I hope we can all wake up this year and start living out of love and sympathy for others rather than only caring about ourselves.
She's coming for our throat, Brianna.
She's coming for our throat, like she's coming for her throat like hard
i i think fair enough that's all i'm gonna say fair enough i thought that was an i had story
i mean i expected it like you expect that shit when you travel right no one gave me shit
yeah well nessa did but no one no one else what'd you do did you just stay locked in your
house we had a crazy lockdown in Canada,
so I was pretty much in my house the entire...
I actually quarantined for 14 days at the start.
And then after that, I finally started to go out,
and then Canada went into lockdown three days after my quarantine was over.
So I didn't really do much.
So what's the Nessa response video that we have here?
What is this?
Can we see it? And what is she responding to is this another covet thing i think she's just like
fauci jr she's not fucking with people that travel during covet no where does she live
she lives in la i mean she's she's been in la for like the last 11 months, just like kind of in her apartment. All the ignorant and selfish people out there
that are partying and traveling
and simply just not social distancing
because of you idiot fucks.
People are losing their lives and their jobs
and you are just out here simply making a mockery
out of the global pandemic that's
going on right now oh that i was one of those idiot fucks during the beginning of covid but
then i saw how it was affecting innocent lives and innocent families and how it even affected
my family back home new jersey and i grew the fuck up and started being selfless
and started caring about other people
and followed simple safety precautions during the pandemic.
So what do you have to say for yourself, Brianna?
I mean, I wasn't an idiot partying fuck.
I was laying on a beach.
How'd you get there?
Took a plane with a mask on. I was laying on a beach. How'd you get there? Took a plane with a mask
on.
I'm going to say this. Paul, who's here,
my friend,
we went out seven straight fucking
nights.
If I'm telling the truth here,
what I did in Miami
was from 9 a.m.
to like 8 p.m.,
I saved small businesses. I did all that, which is catching steam and is a greatm. to like 8 p.m., I saved small businesses.
I did all that, which is catching steam and is a great cause.
And then from like 9 p.m. to like 6 a.m., I did a ton of drugs and partied.
Like for seven straight days.
I mean, that's a lit seven days.
It was fucking lit.
I'm going back tonight.
Oh, you're still going? Yeah. I got back here in New York. It was snowing. I'm like, tonight. Oh, you're still going?
Yeah.
I got back here in New York.
It was snowing.
I'm like, get me the fuck out of here.
I only came back to do this.
That's dedication in the craft.
It's like we hadn't done it in two weeks,
and I wanted to look good and have a good episode,
so I didn't want to half-ass it, so I flew back.
Nice.
I'm going the fuck back there.
I mean, Nessa might make another video and call you an idiot.
Fuck, I'm just saying
we're gonna have to be ready for that she might actually have to come on to let you know how much
of an idiot fuck you are to light my ass up i mean listen i go over totally real in a real thing i
don't doubt that i'm not making light of it but it doesn't for first of all i've had it so i have
twice so i've had the antibodies.
But if you are worried about it, you do NASA and you stay in. And if you're older or health impaired, stay in.
Vaccines are on the corner.
But you got to let people live at this point is my opinion.
And everyone's entitled to their own.
Right.
I agree that everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
So it's just like I've just been staying home because I know that Nessa will rip your guts out.
That's why.
Yeah, yeah.
Nessa will slap the shit out of me.
So I can't do that.
Wasn't she out on Halloween?
No, we never went out.
We got dressed up together, and then we came to this, like Bryce's house,
and it was just like the Sway Boys and their girlfriends.
Last thing on this point, Michael gruen said he's trying to
get me to move to la i mean to to miami and he said direct quote i want to move to miami i think
dave if you move to miami josh will move to miami oh so are you moving to are people moving to miami
now gruen sound like he was.
He's like, I'm going to Miami.
LA sucks, and I'm telling you, if you move, that'll tip Josh.
He'll follow, and he'll come.
Well, LA does suck.
I can agree with him there.
It's a shitty place.
Has he told you to move yet?
He hasn't told me to.
He's talked about it, though.
Yeah.
He likes Miami.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
He loves it he loves miami
man he went there this like last whatever christmas break like with griff loved it they said it was
like the best place ever you're talking this we saw we saw them yeah you guys saw them come on
yeah and also so weird we were talking i was talking to pa Paul who was with me. The demos you're in, like Griffin is fucking huge.
I don't know, he's got what, 17 million, 18?
He's like obviously huge on social media.
Oh, huge.
The star at that Komodo dinner was me.
No one knew who he was because it was like an older 21-year-old crowd.
Like Odell Beckham was there.
I was there.
Fat Joe was there.
Griffin was there. there was a big crowd
i left the league in pictures i got fat joe's cell phone fat joe put his cell phone number
in my cell phone how do you beat that can't terror squad and then i'd ask everyone you know who fat
joe is younger they'd be like no who's that i'm? I'm like, come on, Fat Joe. Do you know who Fat Joe is?
No.
I've seen Fat Joe.
I've seen Fat Joe.
Actually, would Michael have met him?
Was Michael talking to me about him?
I know.
We'll get the Hollywood Fix guy in a second, but we have to play a little Fat Joe right now.
Is he good?
Is he good?
I don't know. I've never heard of him before he good? I don't know.
I've never heard of him before.
Yeah, I don't listen to his rapping.
Like, I don't listen to his rap music.
Yes, you have.
When you hear this song,
I bet you've heard it.
He's fucking Fat Joe
and the Terror Squad.
This is Fat Joe?
Ow!
Yeah!
Okay, this is a good one.
He's got a million.
Throw your hands in the air right now, man.
Nothing, Josh.
Kill it right here.
I got this on.
I got this on.
Maybe we gotta skip ahead a little.
I don't think I remember.
I know this one. I know this one.
I know this one.
This is his biggest one.
Good.
I don't know.
That's a good one.
Play this one.
Okay, this is a bigger song.
Nothing?
Oh, this sounds great.
Yeah, yeah, I know this song.
This show sometimes depresses me a little bit.
Because, I mean, I was excited, and we'll get into it later.
The two people who physically took my phone and put their cell phone number in it was Fat Joe and Madison Beer.
I was far more excited for Fat Joe.
We'll get into that other story late.
We got the Hollywood Fix guy in here.
So this is, to give the background, you're going to know him.
You know him, right, Josh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There he is.
So he is the king of, like, TikTok paparazzi, right, Josh? Yeah, yeah. There he is. So he is the king of TikTok paparazzi, right?
100%.
I would say social media paparazzi.
Okay.
So the TikTok guy, the Hollywood fix guy in the house, can you hear us?
It's so early, man.
I know.
Fletcher ain't awake. Fetcher is still sleeping all right so fletcher green yes sir i'm so interested in this how would you describe yourself uh i like you what do you
mean like personally or my job? Job, job.
And then personally a little bit, like how you got into it, the background.
Well, basically, I mean, I'm a paparazzi is what I do is my job.
I mean, I look for, what's up, Josh, by the way?
What's up, man?
That, I mean, I just look for, you know, current celebrities and then try to get, you know, pictures and video of them and then,
you know, sell it to media outlets or, you know, post it on my YouTube channel. And, you know,
that's that's just basically that's just my job. You know, have you come in and forgive me if I'm
wrong. Have you come to prominence with the TikTok era? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the TikTokers are great. You know, they're
like a new, you know, a new wave and a new kind of style of celebrity, your traditional celebrities
like your, you know, your, you know, rock stars and movie stars and stuff like that. You know,
those are great people too, but it just kind of like things change in a new era. So were you shooting the more traditional stars before you kind of took over
the TikTok landscape?
Yeah. Yeah. And I still do. I mean, if they come out, I mean, I'll shoot,
you know, Ben Affleck, same as it, if I see Josh, you know,
I'll go see what's going on with Josh and Nessa or whatever else,
whoever else he's dating right now, you know what I'm saying?
So, yeah, it just, you know, you just kind of like expand operations.
And I mean, I was doing it even before TikTok.
I was shooting, you know, YouTubers and Instagram stars, you know, before that.
And even before TikTok, it was like Vine.
You know, I'd be shooting Vine stars before even really TikTok came about.
So then my question – well, I have two questions.
First of all, if you know that Josh is dating anybody,
and you probably do if you're following his ass all over the place,
besides Nessa, feel free to inform us right now.
That would be great for the show.
And two, I feel like – so I've been doing this for a long time,
and I don't know if I'd say Perez Hilton a little bit early, maybe, who crossed.
Like, the fact that we have you on the show to talk about it,
that's pretty unusual for somebody in the paparazzi,
who I feel like is usually kind of faceless.
So you've created your own degree of fame by following, I think, the TikTok era.
Is that fair to say?
Yeah, I mean, that's definitely fair to say.
Yeah, I mean, like, I fair to say. Yeah. I mean,
like I've been doing this now seven years. So, you know, this isn't anything brand new to me.
For me, I just feel like I'm doing my job. You know, my job is basically kind of like a,
almost like a news reporter, you know, I'm trying to get the latest news just basically on anyone
that's out, you know, I can't force people to come out that aren't out, you know what I'm saying?
But if someone's out, then it's, you know, what are they doing? What are they wearing? What's,
you know, just kind of capture the, you know, the moment in time of what's going on. And
that I haven't been shooting anything for about the past month because of the COVID,
you know, virus and everything is shut down. So I've really just been posting other media.
You know, I did a deal with Getty. So I've been posting a lot of Getty content over the past
month and really completely out of the loop as far as what's been going on with TikTok for the
past month. But yeah, I mean, when I'm out and when I'm working that i'm uh you know on on top of it and try to
stay as much as i can with the current trends and what's popular and you know josh's uh t t talk
is always really popular they like that you know and just kind of just everything that's going on
within the whole you know social media community period you know across all platforms but you know
tiktok has become very popular over the past year, you know, that a lot of people want to know about it.
You guys feel free to jump in. Do you ever, TikTok's so young, right? How old are you?
I am 38.
So do you ever have an internal struggle with yourself? Like, uh-oh, like I'm shooting like
these young kids and
that's a little different than like a Ben Affleck or anything like that. Uh, no, no, no, no, no,
not at all. I mean, the thing is like, uh, that, I mean, at one time, you know, not too long ago,
I was, you know, 20 something years old and, you know, and a teenager and, you know, but back then
it was just different people that I was
interested in and stuff like that but I mean it's all the same and um the the base is the the
platform mainly star set is that you have to have a buzz around your name and you have to have a fan
base you know I don't just go interview any teenager or you know what I mean it's not just
anybody but I mean you know I've shot uh you know Northwest
before when she was like an infant you know what I mean so it just um you know or I'll shoot like
Chrissy Teigen when she's out with her you know kids that are babies and stuff like that so it's
not you know it just it just starts with you I guess having a degree of fame and then and then
it just goes from there but it's not like i had target kids or
anything like that well yeah and i've always been you know um pretty cool with with most uh uh
everybody i think the only i think bryce lost his temper one time when i asked him about addison
because he was like stop asking me about addison shocking that guy's got that guy's got the shortest
temper and softest skin going so
that doesn't surprise me someone has to tell him and i don't mean to do it that he's dating one of
the more famous women in the world so he may get some questions about that so do you get is there
any of these guys that you don't like like that you're like well you just mentioned bryce but
no i know i i love bryce bry Bryce is awesome I didn't mean to say that we
just we just kept hitting him with so many Addison questions because that's you know at the time if
you just looked in in my DMs you can just scroll and scroll and scroll and it's like find Josh ask
him about Nesca find Bryce ask him about Addison find Chase and ask him about Charlie and then I
do it and I ask it and then everyone goes, oh yeah, but you didn't emphasize
this word strong enough.
Go back and ask him again,
but emphasize this word.
So he was just kind of burnt out
about like, I've got my whole career going.
You don't have to just keep asking me
about Addison over and over,
but that's really what the fan base
was really predominantly wanting to know about.
So that's why, but no, I love everybody.
I mean, I've never had a problem with anybody. Everybody's really great, really cool. You know, um, all the,
all the TikTok houses are great and no, I mean, I love everybody. I think everybody's really cool.
And, um, you know, I've always gotten good content and good media and good, um, you know,
good stuff from everybody. So are there, uh, are there ever influencers that hit you up to come find them,
like to come film them?
Like they ask you to come do pop-ups?
No, I wish there were.
I get a lot of tips on, like, say, if someone's walking around Melrose
and then they might see, oh, hey, like, I just saw Josh, like,
walking down the street or someone so went into here
or I just saw, you know,
Jake Paul just went into, you know, Barney's and stuff like that. I get tips from people that see other people. And then if, I mean, occasionally if there's like an event, like say if a clothing
brand is having a launch, you know what I mean? One of the PRs might say, hey, we've got an in-store
appearance, but for that type of stuff, they put it on social media anyway like you'll see a flyer on instagram i was just wondering
if people are trying to like get clout that way you know like if there's creators trying to like
stay relevant so they keep like asking for paparazzi people to come find them didn't know
no no there's there's been a there's been a couple that have in the past like once or twice,
but it's funny because –
Yeah, I was going to say, who is it?
Name names.
Name the names.
I can't do that because I don't give out, you know what I'm saying, my sources.
I don't want to really like, you know what I'm saying, expose anyone.
But there have been more of when people first start,
they're a little bit more inclined to kind of get some traction
and get their name out there.
But then it's funny because once they start to get a little bit bigger,
then they get their ego popping, and then you don't hear anything from them anymore.
But, you know, if somebody, you know, has something they're trying to promote
or wants me to show up somewhere and I do, you know, that's fine.
But then it's, you know, it just, it's not something that frequently happens at all.
It's a rare it's a rare
situation josh are you happy like i don't want to say happy is not the right word but if you see
fletcher are you like all right this is good like picture or you just like whatever you're used to
it i don't think that i necessarily start like smiling with joy i like i don't mind fletcher
as a person but it's like paparazzi sometimes just sucks man
like after dinner you know what i mean like i'm just trying to go home and like maybe watch family
guy like i don't really need to answer questions but it just depends on like what's going on in
social media if like everything's going good in my social media then i'm like i don't really care
i know they probably won't ask me anything like crazy But if I know I'm in so much drama at the time or I'm, like,
I know they're just going to keep trying to, like, slide in questions
or, like, make me mess up on what I say or something like that.
Isn't it good, though?
I mean, it's numbers.
At the end of the day.
Like, if you hit a certain degree of fame, you're probably sick of it.
But I feel like the level you're at.
It's like it's a good sign like
if they're paying attention that means i'm doing something right no it's definitely a good sign
because it lets me know i'm still like relevant and i'm still in the kind of you know people want
to know what i'm doing all the time not just like what i'm doing on tiktok um so yeah it's it's a
good thing all publicity is kind of good publicity to a certain extent too so who's like right now the hot list like if if fletcher if someone's like hey you can create you can walk out the
street and bump into this person get a photo and like the tiktok world who's your like top top
people that i don't know gettys or whoever would pay the most for right now um well i mean it's
the thing is is it of, it can quickly change
depending on who's got a, an interesting topic at that specific moment. Like I said, I haven't
really shot any TikTokers in like a month now. So I'm kind of out of the loop of what's been going
on with them just because of the COVID shutdown. But I mean, really the, the, the main, it's just
kind of a main group that I shoot. It's kind of like the Sway House and the Hype House.
And then they're, I guess, affiliates.
And those are kind of the main, you know, group that's always been the core group really
since day one.
So I mean, just pretty much because I mean, there's a lot of people on TikTok, but it's
just kind of like a, almost like a little university of the, of the one, just kind of the main core group that I shoot. And I mean,
some of the newer Tik Tokers, you might shoot some of them,
but if they don't have this big of a fan base or is, but it's almost,
it's almost like a small family. So it's not really like one or two.
It's kind of that, that core group of just mainly like,
I would say the sway house, the hype house. And then there, you know,
if someone's hanging out
with someone a lot, then they can kind of get pulled into that group. You know, I know someone
that I was getting a lot of messages about, I haven't even really been checking my DMs a lot
lately, but it was not Nye and then Vinnie Hacker dating or something like that. I was getting
messages about that. Then someone messaged me that that Josh you said you were dating some girl but then you said you didn't like her
anymore or something like that I got some messages about that but I think you
spoke about I can't remember the name it was uh it started with an S or something
like oh it's the girl yeah this is the Malouf Sonny Maloof. Yeah, Sonny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wrote this track.
Yeah, no, I got a message that someone saw her on a date with some guy,
and they were eating lunch somewhere, but it was, like, in the valley,
and I couldn't even make it in time.
And they were like, oh, this is Josh's ex-girlfriend or something like that.
No, she probably sent it in herself to get more, like, streams on the song, man.
I don't know, but I didn't't make it i couldn't get it so but that was you know but um you know but that's that's basically it kind of just the
core group that you just see on my youtube channel i don't there's so many tiktokers that i don't
know all of them you know but i just kind of i mean i started off the first people that i shot was like it was like charlie and chase and maddie monroe
and ivani and um uh who was it like christopher romero a group of them coming back from the
airport and that was the very first time i remember that that was they were in bahamas right or some
shit like that it was one of their like bahama trips that they do yeah yeah yeah yeah and so
basically that um i'd gotten a tip from some
fans of, you know, this plane's coming in. Now, when I shot that, I have absolutely no clue who
these people are. I've never heard of these people a day in my life. I mean, I'm just sitting there
like, who are these people? But after that, then there was like a meet and greet at the Grove
that they posted. And i'm kind of like okay
well i recognize this guy and them and you know it wasn't the people who i normally shoot at all
but i mean there was a day that um you know i remember when cameron dallas first introduced me
to jake paul and i'm like who the hell is this guy jake paul you know what i mean and so it's like
it all you know it all trickles in and there'll be, you know, a day where Josh is hanging out with someone new and then everybody will be like, oh, who is this guy?
Are you like y'all are hanging out with the guy Mark or something for a while?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so, you know, the things just kind of change and, you know, friendships come and go and things, you know, change.
Like, say, for instance, Tony Lopez, when I first started, a lot of people were like, you know, go get Tony Lopez and wanted him a lot.
And then I think he had kind of some drama.
And then so, you know, that that kind of changed.
And, you know, things come and go and people, you know, change who they hang out with.
They change who their date, you know, so it kind of it can change.
Here's a question for you, not to put you you on the spot but you've shot what movie stars
and things like that so you mentioned ben affleck you know other people in la if we're saying who's
in it who can we all agree here is like an a-list celebrity in like hollywood george clooney and i
started on this list he's a yes justin justin bieber yeah so in that world where would you put josh
man josh is definitely just it's like here's brad pitt and then josh is just one step underneath
you know brad pitt better watch out that would sound good i i pretty good you know
like it can't be my phone is blowing up off the hook just nonstop, you know,
with just everybody just wanting to know about Josh.
So, I mean, the thing is that, you know.
Do you guys have any more questions, final questions for Fletcher?
How about Dave?
How high would you put Dave versus Tom Brady?
Like if Tom Brady is pretty famous, famous right like then where's like Dave
you're gonna answer it won't hurt my oh who's better who's better Dave or Tom Brady no like
in popularity level I'm just going to the sports world hi but you know Dave might just be one
see there we go these are we're not getting real ones
hey what do you think about Tom Brady kissing his coach guy on the lips
when they won the Super Bowl?
That's what – Tom Brady?
Yeah, didn't he do that?
Didn't after the Super Bowl?
Didn't the manager guy?
He kisses everyone on the lips.
He kisses his son.
That's just what they do.
That's just what they do.
All right.
Well, thank you for coming on a
little look into the paparazzi world so fletcher hollywood fix what's your youtube channels what
for anyone who wants to follow it yeah just um you know subscribe to the hollywood fix on youtube
channel you know i've been posting tons of uh content lady a lot of lately a lot of different
stuff on there um you know after you know gavin
newsom lifts this uh band you know then everything will open back up and they'll just be the flood
gates are open and tons of new content so yeah just go check it out the hollywood fix on youtube
and uh thanks for having me on guys thanks man take it easy yeah thank you he was a people pleaser
yeah pretty blah you'd want a paparazzi guy to, like, sling it.
Yeah, he was trying to, like, throw more, like, drama in there.
Yeah, a little bit.
But, I mean, you have no problem with him, right?
No, no.
I mean, I think also he wants to be a people pleaser because he never wants to, like, go and shoot a TikToker or a celebrity and then already hate him.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Yeah.
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one of these okay back to the show the last thing in the sway house which we have your sister how
old's your sister she's a year younger than me so she made a video people trying to use her to get
to you that was like kind of a joke we made those names up that was just for like comedic purposes so i'm just gonna list off some names fuck you sydney fuck you ella fuck you kennedy
and a double fuck you to alissa henderson hit me up twice what's up with that girl what's up bud
what's up so fake names nothing there although it's probably some truth to it no
oh no that's like so what happened was my sister came up to me like the second first night i got
home and she was like oh there's these girls that will like snapchat me that haven't snapchatted me
in so long and they're like yo let's hang out just because you got back. And then we saw a duet, like the video at the start of that, where a girl actually made that video saying, like, I wonder how many girls have hit up his sister asking to come over.
So then we just made like a fake video kind of thing where my sister was calling out all these names and like dissing on him.
But there was a girl named Alyssa Henderson that was like from the area we lived at i guess and she duetted the video and
just like posted beside it super funny but duets are the way to go all right so that yeah i mean
i can see that how many times you get how many times you get back to toronto since you've kind
of exploded that was my first time i've been back for like 11 months yeah so there you go i can see that
so what do we got up next here we're gonna oh the miami gonna talk so still cleaning up we said we're
in miami madison beer and i texted you this so we all and i were at the pool and we saw her
like she was pretty close to us and obviously we have that video where i thought she was
james charles right so i'm always content i'm like all right how do we walk up to her and she's with
some kid who looks like a skateboarder with like chinese tattoos down his neck and looks super
young i think our boyfriend, which...
I think. I don't know, though.
Sway house guy, right?
No. Hype house guy.
Hype house guy.
Yeah.
She said it was her boyfriend, so I'd say it's the boyfriend.
Oh, if she said it, then probably, yeah.
She said it.
He looked like he was 12, but he looked like a dangerous 12.
Oh, well, no.
That means they're definitely dating.
Because I saw another picture, like it was a paparazzi thing, and it was like, I think
them loading suitcases into a car together.
So it makes sense.
Yeah.
So Paul and I are just, we're planning it.
And it's like, I don't want to go up to her.
I don't think she has any clue who we are.
And it's like, hey, you're sitting there in like your bikini with your like boyfriend skater
dude who looks like he's gonna do an ollie on my face and your dad and it's like i don't want to
walk up like older dude be like hey video or i say you look like james charles so we're going
back and forth paul doesn't want to do it i'm like you have to do it we have to do it we just
have to take ourselves out of the moment and who cares if it's embarrassing and creepy it'll be a
super funny clip because i want paul just start taping like imagine her you just walk up like hey
i have this video of you and another older bald guy is sitting there just videoing you so it's
like how do you set the stage to do it and we're going back and forth for literally half an hour like should we go up she gets up she leaves us and she's like your day for barstool
right it was like yeah and she knew all about it she's like i saw that video super funny so me and
him look like giant pussies sitting there being like do we do it do we not super cool like she
was as cool as you could possibly be.
She's like, I'll come on the podcast. I have a new album coming out.
I think when did you say? February.
So she's like, I'd love to come on there.
Paul still taped it. We showed her the video.
She's like, yeah, you can post it if you want, because we were talking about it.
She was actually super chill, super nice.
No, I've met her a couple of times. She's cool.
She's been at the Swayos a couple of times. i didn't know she was from new york that changes everything
but it's also somebody like her like she had no makeup on still very pretty but like you know
paparazzi's oh she said she couldn't go out she's like yeah i can't go out anywhere i go it's just
a disaster right yeah no she definitely does get absolutely obliterated by paparazzi but yeah that so that
was that the people we saw with odell guy fieri griffin it was crazy miami was crazy but good
madison beer story didn't think she'd know who we were kind of blew up my ego a little bit when
she knew exactly what it was in the podcast okay marry fuck kill is that what we're doing now
yeah marry fuck kill so you set these up, Brianna? Yeah.
These are for you and Josh.
So you know how to play this, obviously, right, Josh?
Right.
It's like three people.
I choose one to marry, one to fuck, one to kill.
Yes.
Easy.
Okay.
Starting with Sway Boys.
Yep.
Awesome.
All right.
God.
I'm married. I like I'm married to Griffin.
I like Griffin.
We have to read the names off first. So we got Jaden Hostler, Noah Beck, and Griffin Johnson.
I'm going to marry Jaden, and then I'll kiss Griffin
and then kill Noah because he's with Dixie.
So that's going to be my saving grace there.
All right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'll fuck Jaden and I'll kill Noah, I guess.
Griffin, like I said, Griffin, when I saw him in Miami,
he's like, I'll come on and sling it.
I know Guy X is being a little bit soft, but I'll come on anytime.
We should have had him on this.
Could have hurt his Miami experience.
Is he there?
Griff's back in LA now.
He's been at the house.
So is he at the house now?
Oh, you're not at the house.
No, I'm not.
So, yeah.
Got it.
Yeah, so that was easy.
He seems like an easy enough dude to bust balls and get along with.
Jay just kind of got that alternative thing, and Noah Beckson is boring.
Well, I like Noah.
He's classic, all right?
He's a classic guy.
He's a nice guy.
What about you, Brianna?
Oh, I don't know.
I think I would marry Noah Beck because he's so nice,
and then kill Griffin and fuck Jaden.
Okay. Okay.
Nice.
Okay, we got Jeff Bagwell, Tom Brady, and Nick Foles.
Okay.
I'm killing Bagwell.
Right off the start.
And then...
Do you know that joke?
What?
Do you know the Bagwell joke?
I don't think I do.
Is that bad? No. I'm just deciding whether i want to tell it exactly so i i well i have sex tape leaked and he has like a super strange batting
stance it's like a crouch and a lot of people said what i was doing looked like jeff bagwell
so that's why that's on there uh So, Jay Alvarez uses coconut oil.
You do the bag well.
Yeah.
Coconut oil is definitely weirder.
Yeah, maybe.
All right.
I'll marry Brady and fuck Foles.
Yeah, I'm going to do the same.
Nice.
I seen Brady give nice kisses, so I'm assuming he'd be a great husband.
Brianna, I assume everyone's going to have the same here'm assuming he'd be a great husband. Brianna?
I assume everyone's going to have the same here.
Mine would be the same, yeah.
Nice.
Okay, we have Chantel Jeffries, Father Kells, and Wolfie Cindy.
I don't know who Father Kells is, but she's fucking gorgeous.
I was going to say the start of what you said.
Yeah, I don't know who she is.
Holy shit, she's pretty.
Do you want to go first, Dave? Yeah, I'm going know who she is. Holy shit, she's pretty. Do you want to go first, Dave?
Yeah, I'm going to marry Father Kells.
All right.
Fuck Chantel Jeffries.
Kill Wolf Cindy?
Yeah.
I'll marry Father Kells.
Fuck Wolf Cindy and kill Chantel Jeffries.
You know the girl on the left?
She went to jail for, like, stabbing someone.
Love it. That's the perfect girl to fuck. Crazy.
Wait, whoa, whoa.
Chantel Jeffries went to jail for stabbing
somebody? Yeah. Who'd she stab?
I don't know. I don't know the whole story, but she
stabbed someone, went to jail, and then she blew up
because they were all escorts in Miami.
Wait, Chantel Jeffries was an escort?
Back in the day, yeah.
I thought she dated Justin.
The Austin McBroom's wife what yeah that's how they all like that's how they got started the one in the middle is instagram model this one
justin bieber found her on instagram and made her completely supermodel famous what about you
wolf cindy oh me okay i would fuck the stabber, marry, same as you, marry a girl in the middle, kill Wolf Cindy.
The only thing about marrying Father Kells is you'd always be worried everyone's trying to steal her because she's so fucking hot.
So you're just going to drive yourself nuts.
Yeah, she's perfect.
That's funny.
Okay.
Tana Mongeau, Madison Beer, James Charles.
Well. This is simple.
No, but people are going to get mad at us if we just say it's simple, Dave.
You know how the internet is.
No, they're not going to be mad.
I'll answer.
It's like I'm not gay, so I'm not going to fuck a dude.
No, yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to.
It's like I'm not gay, so I'm not going to fuck a dude.
No, yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to marry – I don't know, man.
This is a tough one for the Madison versus Tana part.
You'd marry Tana?
That's crazy. Well, I know both of them.
They're both kind of like, oh, whatever.
I'll marry Madison.
Fuck Tana.
Sorry, James.
Got to murder you.
Yeah, this one seems like wildly easy.
Marry Madison.
Fuck Tana.
Kill James.
No offense, James.
And by the way, we have the clip to James Charles would love the clip that we have of Madison
because she was like actually sort of flattered.
She's like, he looked so good in that picture.
So good at makeup.
I was like, yeah, I'm down with it.
I mean.
You were down with it.
You were.
You were down with it.
I thought it was her.
So, yes, I was down with it.
Okay, last one.
Alex Cooper, Alyssa Violet, and Stassi Baby.
Who is Stassi Baby?
Kylie Jenner's best friend with like the fattest ass ever.
This is simple.
You got in my head for a second because Cooper's there.
Yeah.
She works for me.
If I married her, I'd kill her.
So that can't be the case.
But I can't kill her either because we need to call her daddy.
So I'd have to fuck her.
I'd marry Alyssa Violet and kill Stassi Baby.
I'm going to kill Stassi Baby.
I'll fuck Alyssa Violet and then marry Alexander Cooper.
Marry her?
Good luck with that.
Alyssa Violet is super hot.
Who is that?
She's like a YouTuber.
She used to date Jake Paul.
No shit.
Is that her real name?
Are these people all making up names?
Stassi Baby has to be made up.
Alyssa Violet? That probably be made up alissa violet that
probably sounds made up as well i think she dated both of the paul brothers actually really yeah
i made a diss track about it yeah they did what was your answer on that one um i think it would
have been the same as josh's you'd marry cooper oh no i can't kill her because she pays my salary. Yeah, correct. So I'd fuck her.
And then, yeah, same as yours.
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interesting solid there and then we got uh boomer zoomer zoomer versus boomer by the way josh before
we get into this did you see i posted the uh like
we had a shirt the the dixie stand and i will get dixie on this fucking podcast
the tiktok room they just don't have sense of humors like every comment they put this picture
of me wearing the dixie stand shirt and every comment was like it's so creepy that you're
trying to fuck like a six they all were all were. All the comments were like, he's so fucking creepy.
Let it go, Dave.
You're a perv.
Get him off.
Get him off TikTok.
Get him out of the internet.
I mean, they took it dead literal.
It's insane.
And then she responded like in kind being like funny saying, calling me for the 50th
time, trying to get me on the podcast.
And everyone's like like she must be
so disgusted having to pick up the phone for me what are you talking about what who are these
kids how dumb are they they don't they don't know what the real world is yet i don't think
they've ever had real life interactions so they can't they can't even they have like
this literal thing
like their brain
is like
they don't get sarcasm
or like
everything you say
they take
dead literal
it's quite amazing
it's the cancel culture
no it's actually crazy
yeah
it's
it is crazy
alright
Zoomer vs. Boomer
I'm curious to see
where we go with this one
oh
I know
I know
I think I actually know this guy.
He got canceled, right?
No, that's Mr. Beast.
That's Mr. Beast?
Yeah, man.
Shit, I talked to Mr. Beast last week.
I know.
He did stuff with the fund, didn't he?
Mr. Beast, first of all, I always address him.
I didn't know what he looked like.
I talked to him.
He did.
He donated $150,000.
Was it $150,000?
I think it was.
And when I say, Josh, people are like, hey, ask Mr. Beast for a donation.
I was like, hey, Mr. Beast.
That's what I call him.
And you want to talk about cucking somebody.
It's like, hey, Mr. Beast, it's Dave.
And he's just Mr. Beast.
Anytime you got to call another person Mr. Beast, you're behind the eight ball.
He donated the 150 grand within like three seconds.
He's like, sure, I'll do it.
I didn't even know who he is.
He runs the internet.
Dude, he runs YouTube.
Runs YouTube.
He reminded me of you a little bit.
I was talking to him.
So we talked on the phone.
He's like, I just want to know what you do and what your story is.
So I told him.
And then he told me his.
He's like, I studied the YouTube algorithm for like 10 years and just mastered it.
He's fucking a beast.
Absolutely.
He deserves the name.
He actually deserves the name.
And he's got these business plan ideas that are so fucking insane.
And if anyone else told me them i'd be like dude you're crazy
like if someone at my company came up to me he's got this idea of putting like a flash drive
on the moon he's putting it on the moon and he's like i'm gonna charge people to like put a time
capsule so you can put a picture on the moon.
And when, like, Earth is wiped out or something, your picture on the moon will live.
He's like, it's going to be huge.
And I was like, I'm going to be honest, Mr. Beast.
I don't know what you're talking about, but you're fucking Mr. Beast.
So I'm sure it's going to be giant.
That's a wild idea.
How do you even think of that?
Yeah, that's wild. He's like, I rented a spot on the moon.
That's a thing?
From who?
NASA.
This is on fucking Zwillo.
It's on Zwillo.
You just type up the moon.
Got a little lot.
That's what he's got.
Good to go.
A little flash drive?
He's just going to throw it up on the
moon he sets his burger chain he had the number one food app on like mr beast burgers he created
like this i didn't understand he was telling me it's like holy shit he's like out selling
mcdonald's and he's got these Mr. Beast burgers.
He's just anything he wants to do, he can do.
I never heard of him.
It's unreal.
The Internet's like the ocean.
It's endless.
Like, I think I'm like, oh, we're doing good barstool.
And you're just a little guppy fish.
And here comes Mr. Beast and he just fucking eats you.
Yep.
He's a shark.
I can't believe that's what he looks like.
Mr. Fucking Beast.
I mean, you don't have it either.
I don't have it.
You don't have Josh?
Nah.
Bruce Springsteen.
Damn.
Do you know who he is?
I know a song or two.
I knew the name.
Born in the USA?
Yeah.
I would have never known that's what he looks like.
He looks like a rock star.
He is.
Isn't he a country singer?
No, there's a song called Springsteen from a country singer.
Oh, okay.
So I don't know who he is.
But that shows you how big, like, he looks like a rock star.
Bruce Springsteen, E Street Band.
Shit.
That's JoJo Siwa.
I don't know.
It's JoJo Siwa.
Who is that?
She's really rich.
She's really rich.
What did she come from?
Like a $100 million hair bow company.
That's what she does? Yeah. Yeah, she's a? Like a $100 million hair bow company. That's what she does?
Yeah, she has.
Yeah, she's a TikTok YouTuber.
No, but she did dancing, like dance moms.
Yeah, that's what she got her start.
That's what she got her start, yeah.
She's not worth it.
This girl, for what?
Oh, look it up.
What's her name?
Crazy, JoJo Siwa.
She sold, yeah, she sold like $100 million worth of hair.
I think it might be a billion.
JoJo Siies or something.
Something crazy.
Net worth.
$14 million.
Get out of here, Brianna.
No, no, no.
Her bow is though.
I can buy and sell this girl 100 times over.
No, Nickelodeon owes her.
No slave trade, but you know what I mean.
Nickelodeon owns her, so she kind of gets fucked over.
Hey, hey.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
But she sold 40 million hair bows, each one going for $10 a pop.
Yeah, there we go.
In 2018 alone.
Does she always dress like that?
Yeah.
Yep.
That's what all these kids do, Josh.
You got to get some fucked up look.
Bro, I got a great look right now.
Barstool hoodie, jeans on.
That's it.
Oh, that's Samuel L. Jackson.
Bang.
Bang.
That's the first one that we both got together.
That's a...
Fuck.
I think I'm going to say the right one,
but I think it's like Amigos. I don't really listen to Amigos. Oh, is that one of the Amigos? Isn't it? I think it'm going to say the right one, but I think it's like Amigos.
I don't really listen to Amigos.
Oh, is that one of Amigos?
Isn't it?
I think it's Ipe Cuevo.
I thought it was Kendrick Lamar.
No, that's definitely.
Okay, I know that's not Kendrick Lamar.
Oh, wow.
I feel like Kendrick Lamar has a flat top, doesn't he?
Oh, his braids.
Yeah, okay.
I have no clue, actually.
I think it's Cuevo.
All right.
It's part of the Am it's Quavo Take off
Fuck
He's part of the Migos still
I didn't
I wouldn't have known
I don't know
I don't know
I thought Migos
I didn't even know
That he individually had names
There's three of them
Yeah go around
I do have a very cool
Three Migos
Like t-shirt
And they're the Migos
Dressed as the three Migos
Shout out
What is the company That does that Unf the three amigos shout out what is the company
that does that um unfortunate portrait based out of la good company right oh that's uh wait wait
that's that's the kid who that's the kid who won't come on this fucking podcast do you know his name
i know he i know he's a wimp noah miller no milk come on the podcast he knows no fucking
if you're gonna talk shit You should always come on the podcast
And by the way
I wanna talk shit with you
Like I wanna pile on
I'm on his side
I think you need to like
I think you need to say that
Cause he thought
I thought I did
He thought you were gonna come on
And like shit on him
But you want to team up with him
Correct
Yeah so you gotta make that known
So he'll come on
Well that's because
In the beginning
The people who cut the video
Cut it in a way Where I'm not sure if he saw it that like i'm on his side right yeah also also tiktok room
likes to take little clips from our videos and cut them and like leave certain parts out so
sometimes it makes us seem like we're not on people's side when we are well and no one can
complain about that because i noticed the bff accounts and you you
actually had a funny line about this they're just posting all your old shit and i and you're like
am i gonna have to hire my own guy here to like go after dave because it yeah it has been heavily
weighted who's ever doing which i think is you kareem it seems like josh the fuck's up kareem
shots where's kareem what the fuck's up bud Where's Kareem? What the fuck's up, bud?
He's in here.
He's in here.
What's going on?
You got a problem with me or something?
No, I think you're just an easy target.
And Dave's not really an easy target.
No, I'm kidding.
I see him every day, so I just came at you.
Maybe I'll sprinkle some Dave in there, too.
I would love to see some Dave sprinkle.
But, yeah, I agree that those are all easy target videos.
I've got a good picture in my arsenal of Dave.
I'll post it sometime this week.
Perfect.
Cody Coe.
Wow.
Nice.
Let's go.
Three weeks, but you got it.
Nice try.
He's been looking at pictures of Cody Coe every night before he goes to bed just to get that one.
I know what he's from.
I don't fucking know his name.
No idea.
Seinfeld, Jason Alexander.
So you don't watch Seinfeld ever and never seen it?
Never seen it.
Not once.
I hate Seinfeld.
What do you mean you hate Seinfeld?
I hate Seinfeld.
How do you hate Seinfeld?
It's stupid.
Your face is stupid. How do you hate Seinfeld. How do you hate Seinfeld? It's stupid. Your face is stupid.
How do you hate Seinfeld?
I don't know her name.
It's Adriana Lima, isn't it?
Oh.
It is.
I don't know that person's name.
I believe it's her.
Yeah, Adriana Lima.
Do you not know who that is, Josh?
I have no idea who that is.
One of the greatest models of all time.
Supposedly, she was supposed to be... that is josh i have no idea who that is one of the greatest models of all time supposedly she
was supposed to be sit we went to uh socialista in la like it's supposed to be like this cuban
style bar miami excuse me social socialista miami and she was supposed to be sitting across from us
but i don't think she ever showed i've also smelled her hair yeah we did like a rundown way back in the day at the super bowl and we're having guests we're on
this rv tiny little rv and we had guests coming in she came in she was like squished on a couch
with me big cat and caleb and i just i'm like can i smell your hair she She's like, okay. I smelled it. It was beautiful.
Then she told me never to do it again.
She was like, get me the fuck out of here.
Don't do that again.
Well, yeah, that's kind of weird, man.
It's a weird move to pull.
Just trying to get content.
I get it.
I respect it.
A guest do you have, Dave?
That's Thomas Petra.
That's Thomas Petra from the hype house he's the
ringleader at the hype house he like started it right or like founded it uh yeah i think so
honestly though he did that's like the lamest picture of all time
and i know like the tiktok people do it and shit like that.
But where are we as a society that men are taking that picture?
His nipples are like really uneven, right?
I think they're just like he's kind of like. I think he's just like Josh, honestly, where are we at?
With what?
This type of selfie.
Right.
That guys do this now, you're saying?
Yeah.
Is that in a mirror? Like is it a mirror picture? That's a mirror selfie. Yeah. That guys do this now, you're saying? Yeah. Is that in a mirror?
Like, is it a mirror picture?
That's a mirror selfie.
Yeah.
100%.
Mirror pic.
Sad.
You're not a fan of the male mirror photo, eh?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I don't know.
I get it.
I don't know.
I totally get it.
What about you, Brianna?
I've actually made a video saying, like, that's like a red flag.
If a guy posts a mirror pic, it's unfollow.
But everyone does.
Like these guys.
Like Josh.
Yeah.
Guys.
I have – I like – I've done it.
I won't lie.
But I didn't know it was like that bad of a thing.
It isn't, I guess.
Everyone does it.
But it's like –
Well, apparently it is.
It's making me feel weird looking at it.
Like the fact that the photo's still up, now I feel weird.
I'm like, I'm probably not going to take mirror photos as much.
Do you know that guy, by the way, Josh?
No, I know Thomas, yeah.
Are you guys like friendly with the Hype House?
I don't know.
I really don't fucking have any idea what goes on with that.
I kind of just, like, remove myself from that situation.
I just don't talk to them.
Like, I'm not, like, against them.
Are you guys like, hey, what's up?
Yeah.
I would say that.
I would say, like, hey, what's up?
Dap them up, maybe.
Give them a little, and then just walk away.
Got it.
Maybe take a mirror selfie with them.
Take our shirts off really quick.
Who knows?
Oh, my God, dude.
The fact that I'm not going to get this name.
Fuck, man.
It's right in my head.
Do you not know it, Brianna?
Tell them, Hank.
He did.
He did.
He did the movie about the plane crashing.
He did the movie.
Like, actually, two planes crashing, didn't he?
He did the one, like, in Chicago.
The plane that crashed or something,
and then the one in – what's the movie?
The Hudson.
He has Wilson.
He has Wilson cast away.
Yeah.
You're not saying his number one movie, by the way, by a mile, but Forrest Gump.
Yeah, that one too.
Fuck, there's an H in there, right?
Yeah.
Tom Hanks?
Yeah, Tom Hanks. Fuck yeah. Let's go go i don't know why i couldn't remember that i just watched forrest gump for the first time like
three weeks ago maybe a month ago great movie yeah awesome movie oh i think you're gonna know
this actually because he spans he has reasons to be relevant for me and you.
I don't got a name to guess.
You know his daughter.
Okay, so it's Jose Canseco or whatever the guy's name is.
Jose Canseco.
Who's that?
So he was like an unbelievable baseball player during my era,
but his daughter, Josie Canseco, is like in this world. So how do you feel about the shirt?
Yeah, that's Jose.
That's kind of like...
That's almost worse than a mirror selfie,
I think, that shirt.
80s, just like Miami.
Just Jose, like, juicing up.
Just doing it.
Have you ever met his daughter?
Yeah, a couple times.
She seems, like, stunning looking.
She is a beautiful girl, yeah.
Who's she dating now?
Somebody famous?
No, no, no.
Her and Logan just broke up.
He had beef with Logan about it.
Right.
He, like, he tweeted at.
I'm going to be honest.
Logan had probably the craziest, like, comeback I've ever seen.
But he talked about how he wanted to fight uh logan and then logan was like i i got no problem
smashing it can say whatever the guy's last name oh yeah i saw that yeah he's just like i love
smashing and i was like wow she dated mike stud too okay yeah the rapper yep he also played
baseball right mike, he did.
I also made a rap video with him.
You did?
Yeah, I did.
That's hard.
Yep.
Mike Studd.
I listened to, like.
It was produced by Mike Studd.
He gave me, like, the beat, and we went in the studio and just put the thing together.
Then we went out to a club after it was made and requested to be turned on and just, like, smoked.
Monsters Hits only, though yeah it was it was monster hits only
jeez is that paris hilton yes good that's fucking she's it's because she dm'd me she's in my dm
shut up what's she's not kidding but we do dm we have dm'd yeah what
let's see.
I think it was about a podcast thing.
I think it was when I was doing that podcast with Noah at that one point when we were doing like a movie podcast or something like that.
We talked to her.
Yep.
That's what it was.
I saw she was following me.
She followed me out of nowhere.
That's fucking big time.
She follows a lot of TikTokers. She she's like smart yeah she's good for paris we should get paris on this show we probably could that'd be sweet just fucking do it i did a
pizza review with her can you dm her right in live time be like hey paris i do a uh podcast
with dave porno you ate pizza you probably don, but like, we'd love you on this podcast.
Yeah.
I'll DM her.
Love it.
All right.
So that's Boomer Zoomer.
We have anything else on this new year's resolution show?
Yeah,
we got to do some questions.
Oh yes,
of course.
The ask BFFs questions.
And for everybody listening, you guys can ask Dave and Josh questions on TikTok using the hashtag AskBFFs.
Okay, so we have a couple questions this week.
First one, where do you guys see BFFs going in 2021?
Do you want to go first?
Sure.
I think that there's going to be a lot more content.
I feel like we have to go in a direction where more content is going to be made around it,
or I just think it will naturally, especially with the vaccines and everything coming out and like we're probably
going to actually be in person more um so i think like more in-person content for the show merch
coming obviously all that i think it's just getting bigger and bigger yeah i agree we've
gone over it i think the sky's the limit i always judge how people approach me and i'm getting a lot
of bff stuff when I'm just out.
People love the podcast, love the podcast.
They're following it.
And we agree.
We're talking.
Excuse me.
I want to get out.
LA.
He's going to come to New York.
Hopefully, the vaccine is gone.
The merch is done.
We've got to talk about it. There's still fire.
But we only have 500 pieces of it.
So they're going to go out in one second.
No, they're actually going to be gone in a few hours or like
yeah a day like it's not gonna last longer than day there's no way that much day i don't i yeah
no i think we'll sell out instantly so we'll just talk about how we want to do that fuck yeah all
right next question do you want to mend any relationships in 2021 i wouldn't mind mending
with bryce hall because it's fucking up this show a little bit.
Like, we want to get Sway Boys on
and, like, talk and bust balls.
And, you know, I don't care.
So I wouldn't mind him just being like,
you know what, I was a baby.
And I'll just be like, I accept you being a baby
and let's move past it.
Okay.
I would say my...
I don't really feel like I need to make up with anyone yeah you
have no beef with anybody i'm not really like just for some reason i used to get into beef
with people like every other month there was like a new person i'd beef with but just no one's really
like done anything online to make me say like fuck you fuck you to them. I have a question for you.
Not to keep bringing up Bryce.
I know you don't want to talk about it because he's your boy.
And then they're like, why don't you defend him?
And you do defend him, so it's all on me.
But we were out, and we met a girl.
And she's like, I fucking hate Bryce Hall, too.
I'm like, yeah, yeah.
It's like, well, he beat up my friend at a party, whatever it was.
And it was like he punched him in the face or something if will bryce all punch me
no all right good i don't think he's like that no bryce isn't like uh bryce isn't gonna just like
people try to make it seem like he's gonna fight for no reason that would never happen okay good
because i don't fight i've never thrown a punch in my life i don't want to get like punched by like a
kid i've never seen him do anything i've never seen him. I've never seen him do anything. I've never seen him. Yeah. I've never seen him do anything physical.
That wasn't like the person kind of deserved it.
Okay.
Like they,
they may be like,
he's kind of talking all this shit.
So I just popped them.
Whatever.
Next question.
Do a boxing match.
What bad habit do you want to break in 2021?
Last question.
Any bad habits you guys have?
I mean, I don't want to be cliche,
but I got to start working out.
I mean, I'm getting fat
just eating, doing nothing.
You need the sway gains?
Yeah.
That could be content.
He could hook you up.
You guys could work out together.
Get a huge lift program going.
I would say bad habits.
Nah, I don't really do that.
I don't really give up bad habits for New Year's.
It's like I don't really care that much.
I don't have a lot of bad things that I do, I don't think.
I'm 18.
Yeah, I'm 18.
I have a lot of bad habits.
Me too.
I probably do too, but I'm 18, so I don't really mind having them.
I have a lot of bad habits.
Yeah, that's the last question.
All right.
So that's the first episode.
BFF's back in New Year.
And hopefully we can start going out.
Vaccine comes out.
We can get all this shit together.
Hell yeah.
And take this thing to the moon.
So subscribe, watch it.
We have both the YouTube version.
The podcast version.
And that's that.
See everyone next week.
Alright.
Later.
Peace.