BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - Episode 12 - Cody Ko and Noel Miller

Episode Date: January 21, 2021

Tiny Meat Gang joins the pod to talk about life all the way back in 2019. Cody and Noel discuss the differences between their world and Josh's. A quick round of Zoomer vs Boomer, and as always, the weeks latest Sway House drama.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, BFFs, we're back. We got everybody. We got Brianna, myself, Josh, and let's get right into it. And I'm looking at the choking spreadsheet. First of all, thank you for getting involved in the fun. We'll start with that. That's not on there. Yeah, thank you for getting involved in the fund. We'll start with that.

That's not on there. Yeah, of course. You and Griffin challenging people. Now, I will say, the only one that's confusing to me is Mr. Beast. So we got Mr. Beast. And I can't tell. And I got to go back. So Mr. Beast donated $150,000.

And he donated it. By the way, for everyone who everyone doesn't know the barstool fund we've been running it to help uh save small business in the united states and it's kind of turned into a thing like three and a half weeks we've been doing it we've raised 27 million 27.5 million and we get it right back out the door so mr beast when we started this everyone i didn't even know who he was, but everyone's like, you have to get in touch with Mr. Beast. You have to get in touch.

I'm like, hey, Mr. Beast, you want to donate? Two seconds later, he's like, here's $150,000. He didn't even think about it. Yeah, I don't yet. Every single time I've seen a charity event or something along those lines, he's always donating the most. So when you guys got involved challenging different people, he's like, let me get in on the fun,

and then he put his screenshot of $150,000. I don't know if he's now done $300,000, or he's just like, hey, there's the – so Mr. Beast, I don't know what he's up to. Nothing was surprising with that guy. But do we tell the Mr. Beast story on this last week? We did. The moon one. Yeah one yeah yeah yeah so anyways thanks for you guys jumping in on that and if you want to donate it's barstoolfund.com

okay this picture the first thing i see it says josh and groom picks go viral around barstool i don't know what that means i was out i've been busy what happened happened? Like people are just like, that's Gruen? Everyone's making memes out of it like Drake and Josh. No, yeah. Everyone's just memeing the hell out of Gruen. So it started with – I think it started with like KFC. He took it and asked what – he said that he's never seen such a suave unit. That was the wording, I think. So, and he actually, KFC did text me.

He's like, what's the deal with this Gruen guy? I get that question surprisingly a lot lately. Like, what is the deal with Michael Gruen? Because he knows fucking everybody. Everybody. He's got the loudest mouth. Maybe, and I have a loud mouth. He always says, like, you're a big mouth.

It's like I'm not Michael Gruen big mouth. Like, he's the biggest mouth that ever existed. He's something to look at, which he'll openly admit. He's just, like, unique. How does he know everybody? Like, how did he meet you, Josh? I met him at bryce's house so he just he got introduced to bryce because someone thought it would be good for i think it was like for michael to

mentor him or something like that or like it was like a friend they both had introduced him i don't know it was weird but he's been like networking and in the business world since he was like 12 i believe it even he has pictures with you that are like super old like it looks like you have been hanging around we've like only a year no only a year i just i just look i just looked young super young like a year ago he's an interesting guy for sure so these went viral we got to get him on the pod at some point just because we talk about him so much. Yeah, I think the thing that made the picture go a little bit viral too is because we were at a dinner with Stephen Cohen.

So people were kind of like, why are we with him at a dinner? Yeah, KFC actually asked us, like, are we going to meet Stephen Cohen? It's like, I don't know what you're talking about. It's like Gruen knows everybody. Even if he doesn't know them, he'll say he knows them going to meet Stephen Cohen? I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. I was like, Gruen knows everybody. Even if he doesn't know them, he'll say he knows them, but he does know a lot of people. He's just an interesting cat. He doesn't know everyone. This thing went viral. Now, this next

point we have, and you're better than this, so I don't think it's happening. This is Kareem, our social guy. Are you the one who's instigating this? So he says he thinks you did he thinks there's a movement that you are deleting old tiktoks because our the bff social is in your head bringing them up yeah it's true yeah yeah it's true yeah why. You are. Yeah, it's true. Yeah.

Why? No, I just, like, I was, like, so you guys started posting the videos, and then probably, like, a month ago, I would say, maybe two, there was, like, a video that just randomly went viral and someone reposted one of my old videos, and I was, like, hmm, I don't really want those up anymore. Those kind of suck. So you guys just kind of kept reminding me how much my old videos just absolutely were the worst thing to look at. So then I just am like, I guess I'll go private them.

I don't want that up there. I left a few, though. I definitely left quite a bit of bad videos up. So then this last bullet point point which kareem probably wrote is bff social in his head i guess it's sort of yes i want to say no but i guess kind of yeah yeah yeah all right well credit kareem i you know i i like it i think it like shows everything i mean i have so many oh i think it's fun videos i have old fat videos i everything videos um okay i don't even get this would you this is again i will say you

may have to get your own social guy because these are coming at you and i've noticed like you said before our social doesn't really come at me but this question who writes this who wrote this question so like backstory devin who like helps us prep for the show she used to always like send me his tiktoks and that's the penn state girl yeah the penn state girl and so she sends she preps for the show with us and she always sends us old josh tiktoks and she was like oh these are deleted and then she she wrote that bullet point i almost feel like we need her in here because she's coming right at you. Would you classify yourself as a simp?

What's she doing? Is she trying to have beef with me? Seriously, can we get her in here? Is she here? Have her come in. At least you should see the face of who is coming directly at you. Yeah, I need to actually see who is just punching me in the gut every morning when I wake up. I got to see that. I got to see that face.

So, okay, this is, I guess the question is based on this video we're about to see. Yeah, this was a funny video, I thought. I thought it was quite creative. I'd say I'm a creative genius maybe at some points. Looking at me, I know you want to fuck me. I'll give you this dick if you like me. Get it? I mean, pfft.

Pfft. Wonder if I'm lucky. All right, so I saw that video. I think I commented enough. So would you classify as a simp for Nessa? So here's Devin. Can we get her on camera, or is that impossible? Okay.

So this is the girl who's coming at your throat on a consistent basis. So what's up? What's up? Don't hide behind the hands now. I'm so scared. I was definitely not prepared for this. You know, like I'm behind the scenes. I don't even know anybody.

Well, we're asking. We're reading this sheet. And it's like, is Josh purging his old tiktok videos is bff social in his head is josh a simp and we're like who is coming after him so hard and they're like you well let me be clear yesterday so i write the notes yesterday i did not have that in the notes And me and Kareem were talking about it because I sent them to Kareem. And me and Kareem were like, what the hell is Josh deleting these? He's supposed to be a team player. It's a fair point.

I mean, content's content. But, yeah, it's only fair. And I have said it because I'm being spared. It's all going up to Josh. It's only fair he can see who's coming at him. That's all I was saying. Yeah. Yeah, I want to see who, like, next week is going to be writing one of the points in the doc to be just like,

let's talk about how Josh is a bitch. That's what's going to be next week. I've written all these. So I guess I'm throwing myself under the bus if there's anything you don't like. But I've written all these. So I apologize if I'm, you know, Are you a Josh hater? No, I like Josh.

Okay. I do like Josh. It's for the pod. I'm trying to make it interesting. Fair enough. Fair enough. That was my job. No, I like it.

It keeps it interesting as I go through this. But when I looked at it the first time, I'm like, Josh may just quit this pod pretty soon because it's just an attack directly at him. These notes are almost like my baby. I spend lots of time working on them and getting everything right, so hopefully I'll try to be easier. Well, no, he came clean.

He's like, yeah, I've been deleting my TikTok. Oh, yeah, you were right. Your baby just fucking hates me. It's just, it's just, yeah, I've been deleting my TikTok. Oh, yeah. You were right. Your baby just fucking hates me. Like, it's just. Shit. It's just. All right. Well, we're still going on here with, I guess, Nessa, I consider you, but she got hate for

smoking cigarettes. And Nessa's always in the news, too, going back and forth. So she just called her haters soft for smoking smoking cigarettes smoking darts whatever um who cares do we care about that no i feel like that's not a big deal yeah right all right noah beck trending big time on twitter right now because of racy pictures they're taken off instagram by instagram but we have them. So let's see. Oh, am I going to be like stunned? I don't know if it's going to be good stunned or like bad stunned. It's definitely a shocker.

Do you know what pictures we're about to see, Josh? Yes, I do. I don't think I really saw them, but. Oh. Oh, wow. I didn't know it was that. It gets kind of worse. But these are. There's a dick grab, wow. I didn't know it was that. It gets kind of worse. But these are...

There's a dick grab, though. But these are... Wait a minute. Are these... Is this a Calvin Klein ad? No. He's just mimicking. All right.

This is a photo shoot. That one put me over. That one threw it off for me. So you're just different because you don't like guys like that? I can see a lot of girls loving this. Every girl I've talked to so far is like what the fuck they don't like it's been in the group chat it's the other ones are good but the dick grab is just like why are you doing that but i feel like if like justin bieber would have done that people would have been like well these guys are wiggle dickers so like, like, I mean, their audience is like girls.

I can see girls. Now, I'm confused because I was told he was like the clean, good image one, which clearly that doesn't seem to be the case. I think we've run into this issue a couple times. Yeah. Like where we've not seen the clean. Yeah. I think he's a secret bad boy. Maybe. We got to get him on the podcast too

we need it we need it all the time so again those are super racy i'm not i'm not like i mean he's jacked and in good shape so whatever he's playing to his crowd like what's his face marky mark does that and chicks went nuts yeah that's true's true. Very true. Yeah, he was doing runway modeling. Mark Wahlberg, wasn't he? Yeah, so I have no problem with that. Listen, I'll call it as I see it. That's the best I've seen him look, I think. He looked like a good-looking dude then.

Not that I was staring at the muscles, but he looked like a model. Well, you were probably. My guy Griffin, who I'm starting to really like like oh yeah we do all this stuff and it's all like oh he's too racy with the pics this that and i feel like every week with griffin it's just he's sliding into a dm getting fucking roasted he's funny which i kind of respect so yeah he's back trying to get alex cooper but he slid into Bella Poarch. P-O-Bella. You know who this is?

Yeah, she like blew up out of nowhere. Like I'm talking went from I think she has the most liked video on TikTok. I think she has something like a video. Ever? Ever. Yeah. Yeah. Like and it's literally just her like staring at the camera and then like moving

her face back and forth like this to a song that's it that's the whole thing and i think she got 50 million likes where tick tock man like i stopped growing on tick tock i think talk tick tock's like oh i hit like 1.4 and i'm just done i think tick tock's over me and you're telling me this girl bella porch just fucking i want to see this video she went up like i think 40 million followers probably within like a month yeah yeah this is it this is it this is it ready watch the beat some to the beat m-m-m-m-m to the beat some to the beat some to the beat that has like 50 million likes yeah Yeah, that was the video. I mean, how are you supposed to deal with that?

Like, as someone who creates content, like, how do I get likes, views? And that is the most watched video ever. Ever. Yep. That's what we have to compete with. How do you compete? Like, there is no answer to that i don't have and it is i have an answer for almost everything i don't have an

answer for that i think maybe we have to do our makeup and bop our heads up and down together on a video i think that's the only solution i'm gonna duet the fuck out of that video when this thing is done. I'm going to duet the fuck out of it. Yeah. I mean, it's like she did it like 20 times too though. That's the best part. It was like she used that audio.

Like 10 other videos. And every single time it was getting like 8, 9 million likes. I don't get it. I don't get it. I would have done it too if I was her, if it was working for me. Right. But the first time she did that, she was, did anyone know who she was the first time she did that? She kind of blew up out of nowhere. So that happened and then it's like, oh, I'm huge.

Now she has like 53 million followers. Her growth was quicker than Charlie's. Yeah, she's faster than Charlie. Can I see that like one more time? It's crazy. Like she takes her clothes off and then she's like covered in tats. Like she was in the army and stuff. She was in the party? It's crazy. Like, she takes her clothes off, and then she's, like, covered in tats. Like, she was in the army and stuff. She was in the army?

It's, like, the most least. How old is she? She's older. I think she's, like, 26 or something. I think she has, like, weird conspiracies around her, too. She has, like, the bombing of Vietnam. It's, I don't know. It just looks like she's, like like on ecstasy at like a club

how does that have yeah it does actually what the fuck all right so griffin who apparently is just like i think he has a block window like you know how in school you had like blocks like math here and then like study hall and then like he just has a slide into dm block yeah yeah a dm block every day on his calendar yeah he's like three hours a day yeah i'm gonna go rifle through dm so he slides into bella porch bell porch um it wasn't anything crazy it was actually an improvement i liked your style i actually think that's a pretty good slide. It's better than yo. Not too hard. Better than the yo that he sent Alex.

Yeah, that was better. Yes, this is better. He's getting better. This was good. And she blows him up with this Griffin Johnson tried to slide into my DM. Basically two truths and a lie, which I guess is something on TikTok. So Griffin Johnson tried to slide into my DMs. I made a sex tape with Tyga.

I was adopted. So the sex tape with taiga i was adopted so the sex tapes the lie and then uh he she blew him up and he was kind of trying to be like i said i like her style and she next did him is that something people actually do next i guess say it i guess she did it but I don't think people do it. She was kind of like coming at him for no reason. Right. Yeah, that was a nice DM. And I feel like Griff also wasn't being like, he was just like, yeah, I did slide in. That's all he commented. And then she just kind of was like, fuck you for no reason at all.

Is there, do you get to a point you think and there is the video that i saw of like girls going bananas for griffin in miami they were like did you see that they're like oh yeah eight year olds like literally going bananas for yelling at the top of their lungs like crazy but at some level i don't know that you want to be the guy who's consistently getting like exposed almost laughed at for sliding your j level i don't know that you want to be the guy who's consistently getting like exposed almost laughed at for sliding your jams i don't know why he is and maybe it's just because of the show where alex said it and she said it but you start stacking up like i next with the reputation of just striking out yeah it's a bad look You gotta mix in a couple dubs here and there. Yeah, right.

He's gotta post his successes because everyone posts his L's. Correct. Yeah, that's true. People are just like showing his downfall right now. He's gotta show them that he's got game. Yeah, and I'm sure he does very well for himself,

but right now the headlines aren't great. And then the last thing we have in the sway house but you weren't there there's the guy who keeps showing up the sway house house right oh yeah i i it was at uh the like bryce's house it wasn't at the one that me and jayden and all those boys live at but it's the one i it's the one i met you at yeah and it is yeah and and i mean i guess some people here were getting on bryce for like putting the guy on video but i had no problem with that it's like if you're going to a content house and it's like you show up and you're being a weirdo if you did that if you show up at barstool and you're a weirdo you end up in video content that's

kind of been the way always so exactly i really had no problem with that no not at all and i mean like great content that's probably the best content you can get when someone's like just weird yeah like someone's like crazy your show exactly yeah all right so let's go into boomer zoomer and we'll do um Exactly, yeah. All right, so let's go into Boomer Zoomer, and we'll do Cody Coe and Noelle Miller after. Whoa. I don't know who this is intended for.

I think it's you. I think it's intended for you. Who do you think it is? Do you know who that is, Josh? Nah. Me either. I absolutely know. I think that is, like, I don't know who that is, Josh? Nah. Me either. I think that is like, I don't know who. The only thing, and I know it's not him, is like David Duchovny.

Who is that? Oh, Tom from MySpace. Holy shit. Who's that? What's that? So is the question who is Tom or what is MySpace? I know what MySpace is. So MySpace.

More who's Tom. Do you know what MySpace is, Josh? I mean, I never used it. I know of it because it's like this meme. It's like the first social media, basically. MySpace was you have friends. It was the first. This guy, Tom, like say you signed up for Instagram or Facebook,

and right off the bat you have one friend. Everybody had Tom. Like Tom was everybody's friend. It's almost like when they put the U2 thing in and you're like, iPhone, Tom with this picture. You sign up for MySpace. You're friends with Tom. So everyone had a homie in Tom.

Everybody had a, yeah. So everyone knew Tom at one point. Everyone knew Tom. Now everyone had a homie in Tom. Everybody had a, yeah. So everyone knew Tom at one point. Everyone knew Tom. Now was Tom, I don't know, was it like his site? He was the founder. Okay. I wonder how much money, is he like a bazillionaire? I don't know the story about it now.

He's like retired and lives by himself. Very happy. Huh. He got out of the home. They're saying he's retired and lives by himself. Like, I don't know what that means if he's right. I guess. MySpace Tom.

Interesting. Oh, that's. Damn. Come on. One of you guys have to get it. Do you know? I know. He's in Harry Potter and.

Oh, my God. Nope. He's not. No. No. But like. Who do you think he is in Harry Potter. He's not. No. No. But like Who do you think he is in Harry Potter? He looks kind of like a mix

between the lead girl and guy. Oh no. He looks like, am I right though? Yeah, I mean a little. I think he kind of looks like Draco Malfoy. I don't know who that is. It's Timothee Chalamet. That's what it is. I don't know who Timothee Chalamet is.

He's every girl's like obsessed with him. How old is he? He's in his 20s. I can see that. He's a good looking guy. But put him back up for a second. He blew up like this last summer. If you actually combined.

Who is it? Who's the. Harry Potter and Hermione. Yes. Daniel Radcliffe and Stone. Watson. That's what you'd get. That's one of my great calls of all time. I guess I could kind of see it.

Maybe you could kind of see it. If those two had a baby, this kid pops out. I don't know. You don't see that nah damn that's i i know when i made a great call that's a great call we flashed the name but i know this obviously yeah didn't we just see it was yeah dave matthews kind of yeah game where we put the name in front but did you know it no i would not have gotten that do you listen to dave matthews at all i i don't know who dave what is he doing is that like who is he's like uh band it's dave matthews band it's fucking fire can we play like

i don't know play ants marching or something he or something. He's a singer? Great singer. Not a good singer. A great, like, generational band. I thought you were going to, when you said listen, like he did a radio show. Well, generations. It didn't come down to me. No, never heard that song. In my life, no.

Ever. Not one time, no. Ever. One time. Not one time. Holy cow. Did you hear that before, Josh? No. That's crazy. Now, he's also, he's like huge.

He's also somebody that would people, for me, of course you like him, you're like a frat bro. He's kind of got that vibe. But he's I mean, he's universally fucking awesome. Did he ever do like acting? Because I feel like. Yeah, his face looked familiar. I mean, yeah, he's I feel like he's probably been in like a CSI or something. Yeah. I mean, he.

He's generational. I don't know how well. I'm at a loss for words. He's like 100 percent like Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I mean, first ballot. Either of you guys? I think you know Josh. Is it David's assistant?

Yes. Let's go, Natalie Noel. Probably Noel, no? Or, Natalie Noel. It's probably Noel, no? Noel. Noel. Noel. Oh. I watched a movie with her in it last night.

What's her fucking name? I don't know. I know the... This is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in person. Really? In person. I saw her years ago at a bar and I don't want to say I'm creepy.

This is years ago. This is like 15 20 years ago. You smell her hair? No, but she got up and left and I just followed her out of the bar so I could look at her some more. That's worse than smelling her hair. I kept a distance. So you were stalking her. Jessica Biel.

Derek Jeter's wife. Timberlake's wife? oh jessica derrick juder's wife the timberlake sorry yeah timberlake's wife the um most and by the way that's how you know like you're legit when you're timberlake's wife like because he was the number one guy probably there was yeah she is like and i've seen now a lot of like famous women up. When I saw her, I could barely breathe. Yeah, you followed her out. I did. I had no choice but to follow her out of the bar just to get a glimpse longer. Let's touch her.

Yeah. Beautiful. Oh. Any guesses? Do you know who this is? Yeah. I got no idea. You've never seen him, Josh? Any guesses? Do you know who this is? Yeah. I got no idea.

You've never seen him, Josh? I feel like I probably have on social media, but what's he do? Makeup. And you too. That's what I was going to assume. Makeup. Yeah. No guesses. Bretman Rock.

I think I actually do know that name. He's really funny. Now that it was said. He's funny? He's so funny. He's like my James Charles. He's like the funny one. Let's get him on the podcast.

All right, I'm in. Oh. Oh, I know him. Is that David Beckham? There we go. Wow. So that shows his power, huh? He's universal. Oh, I know him. Is that David Beckham? There we go. Wow. So that shows his power, huh? He's universal.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's Topanga from Boy Meets World, right? Yeah, that's when I... She kind of looks like Nessa. That's a... Ooh. Right? Kind of?

I mean, she's, like, super young in this picture. She kind of looks like Nessa. I had – we went to – I told you, right? Didn't I tell you the hot chicks with douchebags story? That's when we – back when Barstool started, we did a party with her at McFadden's in Boston. And I took a picture with her. It was our party. I was wearing like a brown shirt.

And somebody put me on a website called hot chicks with douche bags. And they just said Topanga with the potato. Cause I was wearing like a brown shirt. I did. Ooh, she's pretty. Uh,

don't know who that is though. No guesses. Neither do I. Are we just, she's Josh, you you know the driver's license oh yeah i was just about to say does she yeah okay that's her that song is blowing up so that that song is ridiculous and with the that was a long i thought we only had three of those we just kept going because uh we just burned through like a million weeks of it because we're waiting on

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So do that. Slice the app for pizza. Okay, now let's get back into it. We got Cody and Noel. We have Cody Coe and Noel Miller coming on. They got a podcast out. Tiny Meat Gang. Do you listen to it?

Yeah. So this is your guy. Yeah, I love them. They're funny. They're funny they're funny they're like really funny you would they've been on um yeah they've been on a bunch of stuff here so in the scheme of yeah we're ready in the scheme of the internet and tiktok and everything they do like how big are these guys i guys? I would say pretty big. Yeah, they're pretty big.

Can you hear us? Yeah, can you hear me? Yep, we're good. What's good? What's up, man? Thanks for coming on. Thanks for having me. I love this show, man.

Ours? Are you just saying that? Do you say that every show you go on? No, I love it. No, I actually listen to your guys' show. Thank you you and i listen to dave portnoy show thank you i appreciate that i was just saying before you came on i was hanging out with a girl this weekend and she was obsessed with you to the point i almost didn't want to have you on because it's like who was it well exactly i'm not gonna it, so you fucking slide in DMs.

Are you, like, hanging out with her? Yeah, I was hanging out with her in a romantic fashion. And she's like, oh, my God, Cody Cole. Every 10 minutes, it's like, all right, shut up about him already. Like, I don't give a fuck, all right? It's like, we're not doing him anymore. No, she was, like, a super fan. I actually have something today she like sent me like a dm

with the emoji with like the two stars in the eyes being like cody co today is like fuck you tell her i say what's up i'll pass oh yeah that's the other thing that happened there we go noelle welcome thank you you know the other thing that happened there we go noelle welcome thank you you know the other thing that happened you know how it came up actually cody because we're hanging out with this girl this weekend for whatever reason all at once i had a million people girls dming me how tall i was and on google there's two things i have one that says I'm 6'2". I'm 5'10".

And I'm trying to get that erased from the internet because it's like sets the worst expectation when it's like you walk in. A girl is like, wait a minute. I thought you were 6'2". It's like, no, sorry. That's like wrong. Another one says I'm 5'8". But they were claiming they were doing some six people under six foot list. And I could never find it.

And everyone was saying, it's okay, Short King. So I said that. I'm like, why are people calling me a Short King? And the girl was like, that's Cody Coe. That's how the whole thing. I'm like, oh, we're interviewing him in a couple days. And then she, like, went off the moon. And we had to stop talking about it.

But, yeah, I forgot. Well, have you heard our song? Have you heard our song? Well, yes. I did based on, she went, shut up about it. But yeah, that I forgot. Well, have you heard our song? Have you heard our song? Well, yes. I did based on she went shut up about it. I saw all your videos. I became like a Cody Co fanboy based on her, even though I wasn't. And Brianna, who's here, also says she's a huge fan.

Yeah. Huge Cody. Hey, what's up? What's up? How are you? Great. I can't see you. No, I'm hidden in the corner over here.

You guys can still hear me, right? I'm fucking with over here. Okay, you guys can still hear me, right? I'm fucking with my audio stuff, but you guys can still hear me? Yep. You kind of sound like shit, but... Hold on, let me... Do I actually? Yeah. Do I actually?

If I was being your friend, it kind of sounds like dog shit. Yeah, you have like a little... thing going on. It's like if Stephen Hawking shit wasn't fully connected. Yes. Are you guys in LA? Both of you? Yeah. Does it still sound like shit no no it's not solid let's go all right so welcome for coming on um you guys the tiny meat gang the podcast i got a note here that says ask about it so i'm gonna ask about it

like tell us tell us about that as we get going here how long has it been going for wait are we going already? Yeah, we just go. The whole thing's been a go. We're always go. Hold on. I'm still setting up my audio thing. Yeah, I wasn't rolling.

Oh, wow. Yeah, we're always on here. We're always on that go mode. Big time. Have you guys met, by the way josh and cody uh never in person right oh no never in person you did uh you did a couple of like videos on like me and the sway boys and then i think i dm'd you about it because i used to i used to watch you guys like all the time like when i was younger in high school well that's a good thing i have

a note here it says cody co talking shit on josh in the past is that the video that you saw josh i mean i don't think it was really like shit talking do we have when did i talk shit about you yeah i don't it i think you actually the one time you talked about uh actually there was one time because there's been a couple. Was it like the one about the e-boys video? Yeah, I think you. Here it is. Dabbed me a little bit with the grills thing. When you.

Oh, yeah. When your girlfriend put the grills in your teeth. By moi. I had to actually find these and. You liked it. And no, I didn't actually find these. You liked it. No, I didn't actually. You'll see. Alright, ready? Oh my god, no.

I don't like this. What the fuck is in their mouths? Well, we made grills out of gum wrappers, lol. Which, I mean, come on. That is pretty... No, that's funny. Should we... Pretty zany. Oh, nice. Josh is getting ripped to shreds. I hate it.

I hate it. It gives me the heebie-jeebies like no other thing. I just... I don't understand all like the uh this shit like the yeah that's like the most common fucking facial shit to do on tiktok is like the smile and roll your eyes back like that they're like little bobble heads but they are good It's not even the whoa. It's like this. It goes. No, they go. Like, look at that. What is that? What does that look?

There it is. It's just weird because, like, their parents are, like, in the other room. Oh, yeah, for sure. Can you boys turn it down in there? We're trying to watch American Idol. Were your parents in the other room josh yeah were they it's it's probably even worse we were actually on a social media meet greet more so mag cons season two

yeah josh again getting so we before you guys came on and and it doesn't happen too much he our own like social team for bffs is bullying josh so he took down a lot of his old videos because our own people were making fun of his old videos so he erased them which that's good it's been a theme today to just like go at me so it's all good we can just you know the grills though those those were sick yeah you still got that in do you still have that show us the lower you still have that gum wrapper i have to keep it at my house or else like all the boys here will try to like take them you know josh who are those other people in the video who are the other dudes in the video those were uh people i was on tour with oh gotcha what happened to those kids uh i think one of them is and one of them isn't it's crazy like the amount of people

that just come and go on social media so how old were you when you were on tour at that point i was 17 and how old are you now 18 18. Oh, it was last year. Yeah. Otherwise known as last year. He borderline lit a cigarette when he said that shit. He's like, man. A while ago. Back in the day, bro.

Yeah, when I was on tour. Have you guys, how long,ody and noah you guys how long have you guys been like internet famous for i know i'm reading the notes like went to duke blew up like how long have you guys been known as a as a duo probably we're going on four years now um prior to that uh cody was obviously very popular on vine i had some success on vine no one knew it was me though that's uh i had like a lot of viral vines but no one still to this day has figured out that they were me so how'd you two connect we worked at the same company yeah we were both software engineers and And we had talked a little bit online.

And then I started a new job in LA. And we ended up, like, at adjacent desks, like, just by chance. Yeah. And so we started making videos together, like, during work, after work. And we did that for, like, a year. And then we started a podcast together. And we were still working together. Where were you guys working? screen oh hey that's uh so the company that bought me

churning group that's a yeah that's a churning group so yeah yeah yeah i know those guys fairly well like we try to do shit with them they're kind of different demos but all in the same family there for a while wow what a small small world so for you guys you got the podcast together i know it's huge on youtube i'm always curious like the background on why we were doing this podcast as we've said multiple times like josh wanted to kind of introduce himself to my audience and vice versa i want to get kind of the tiktok people like barstool dave how are you guys viewing tiktok since it's something that dave how are you guys viewing tiktok since it's something that you guys are already established and then you see a totally new

platform that's like what the fuck is going on here and it's very young so like how do you guys view it uh cody you want to go first or i got something but okay go for it i think in the beginning at least for me personally it was like it was a lot of dudes like Josh. So I'm like, I can't, I shouldn't be there. You're talking wiggle dickers. Yeah. Just, you know, just like the weird winking, like all that shit. I'm like, I just shouldn't be here.

That's it. And then Josh is catching strays right now. All day. He comes on. I thought he was going to quit his old podcast soon. Yeah. I'm up in soon yeah bed today man like let's do it a year from now it's gonna be like man a year ago when i was getting this when i started the bffs podcast nah and then and then i think now it's more rounded out so i think a lot of people are on

there so it's not so funky for us to be on there but i think i think we both were kind of we like wanted to embrace it but we didn't want to be you know like hello fellow kids right i'm saying so honestly now it seems like it's taking away traffic from youtube yeah like it seems like it's the most popping platform now yeah yeah i'd say by a mile a million likes on a post like that's like normal on tiktok that's fucking insane have you guys seen the most i just saw it for the first time earlier today the most viewed video in the history of tiktok have you seen it nah let me this thing is fella porch or whatever i see josh's left mouth creeping back is it him no he 50 million views on this likes likes on this video right here which is and trust me i've done some way crazier facial all right i knew it yeah i've seen oh this one 50 million

i don't understand i don't get it it's like 30 million or something do you get it josh do you know why that video is so popping so i mean it was like it was definitely posted at the like climax i would say of tiktok right like just when it was like covid summer everyone was on the app but it was just like a weird trend at the time she does it i like i don't even know if you can explain it it's one of those weird like anomalies that just happen. Videos that normally go super viral like that, they're guaranteed to make me feel something. And then I understand, okay, I get why people would press the like button. That video makes me feel nothing.

Yeah, I actually think it's borderline depressing. I'm saying we can have our team of the best comedic writers sitting like, how do we do it? And this girl just does that, and it's like, boom, 15 like boom 15 it's like how do you compete with that you can't it's like that i don't even know what just happened how does she explain it has she ever tried to explain it before no but i think that i heard and i'm not saying this is true this is probably far from from true because tikt TikTok is like crazy with starting rumors. No, start a rumor, Josh.

Go ahead. Let's do it. There's something about like how she is like a government-planted social media creator to like influence. She's an industry TikTok plant? No, like some like weird spy. Like I'm not joking. 562 million views. That's what was just slipped 500 for that now granted in the beginning i thought tiktok was like doing funny math because like what you guys said it's like it was so hard to get certain views and then you see these things like bazillions of

views and you had like you know the what's her name de mellows with like 100 million followers like what the fuck is going on? How do you do that? Zero to a hundred. But you know, here we are on a tick tock fucking podcast. So what do I know? It is nuts. It is nuts.

So go ahead. Go ahead. No, I had nothing to say. I was just like talking for no reason. No, I just, I was just going to say,

how many views does Justin Bieber have on baby? Like a billion, right? Definitely not as much as Bella Porte. That's what I'm saying. Let's see. I think he's got like a billion. On Baby, he's got a billion. He's like over a billion.

Yeah, a billion. Oh, wow. I thought it had like half a billion dislikes. I thought it was like the most disliked video on the internet. Well, regardless. How could you dislike Baby? He's a fucking slapper. It's like grills made out of gum wrapper.

You can't. You can't. But some people just find a way. Whatever, though. Yeah, that used to be cool back in 2019. What happened with you and Sophia F., who we we have a history with does she steal like what what happened uh no i'll let you take this one oh man you know me dude you know i love me a little bit of satire so you know we we ranked the seventh best comedy podcast on spotify and someone sent

us a screen cap of sophia's story saying i'm sorry there's people building a fence around my place so if you hear all this like i can't hear depot shit going okay great so she she also posts a screenshot of her podcast being the seventh best comedy podcast and someone sent that to me and goes hey dude i think she screenshotted cody's story and cropped your name out and used it as yours so we kind of ran with that as a joke right like we're like oh that's our first podcast beef don't steal our shit and then it kind of went quiet and then on new year's eve i got my spotify package like with you know all the gifts they give you so i thought it'd be funny to unbox it and then

halfway through i'm like well this is what we got for me the seventh best podcast sofia i'm curious to know what gifts you got that's all i said it's literally all i said and her fans fucking they went crazy on me like they're like you fucking pathetic man attacking a woman on new year's eve i can't believe you dude that is on new year's eve of all days all days that's sacred and holy day yeah i and then and then she no but then she posted a story and said uh keep your name out of my mouth or keep my name on your mouth and let's all spread positivity you're focused on positivity this year or something like that yeah she ain't spreading positivity because she's been leaking she she's got a new her podcast which i never listened to i actually don't talk about i i

buried her when we had the split with caller daddy because she deserved it and even alex to a degree owned some of it but she has been leaking this week that she has allegations against me within like how did a live stream which like hey any girls out there who have like fucking allegations against dave come forward so that should be fun and she's not beyond by the way just lying she's a liar so i this should be an interesting thing but i don't think she'd be dumb enough to do that to us to screenshot something she doesn't have, I don't think. I feel like she might have thought that their fan bases would never cross over so she could get away with it.

I don't know. She's a lot of things, but I don't think she's that stupid. I don't know. But they clearly got number seven, so it's like how – where did she get that picture from, them? That is such – what you said of her fans being like, how dare, it doesn't matter what you say. If you're like, hey, like you didn't tip,

they'd be like, how dare you attack a woman like that? It doesn't, that's the Sophia F. Like fall back for everything, for everything. Always persecuted. That's an interesting one. And then Cody, you're in a fight with Jake Paul. I got called out with Jake Paul. What was that about?

Oh, my God. We're really going to talk about this? We got the list. I got the hit list. This is a while ago. This is actually, I'm about to light a cigarette right now. How long ago was this? Like three years now or two years.

Is it really that old? And Cody saw him touch up Nate Robinsoninson so cody's like do we have to do this man i'm not talking any shit on jake paul he doesn't want to get a slip i can't i'm a gentle giant you know i don't fight that's well but you're not a giant because you're short king but that's that's a big personality though that's the same as me i'm willing to fight anybody like online once it becomes like real i'm out like that has always been my mo yeah yeah no i'm a big pussy in real life same i do have one question i've always wanted to ask though about uh and then we won't talk about it okay what's up when he came in when you were getting

a haircut did you yeah you had no idea that was happening no no idea i had no idea i don't know people still think that that was planned but i didn't i had no idea i mean you can tell i'm like you look like super i mean the best actor in the world if that was fake. Right, right. Jeff totally, like, blindsided me on that. And then I was, like, kind of pissed afterwards, but I was still, like, just trying to, like, try to make things not that awkward. Right. And so we, like, went on a hike together.

And then I went home, and Kelsey was like, you should probably be pretty pissed. Like, it was a pretty fucked up thing to do and I was like yeah you know what I am pissed uh girls getting in the head huh yeah all right so we got Brianna you're gonna set this segment up that's cringe oh yeah because I mean they got popular for their um that's cringe videos so we have some cringe tiktoks to react to oh I bet you they're going to be all of mine. No, I tried to go easy on you. I tried to go easy on you.

Jesus Christ died for us. This is the first one. If this girl is not a living VSCO filter, I don't want it. Just wait for it. I'll continue to be the Zip-A-Tie King. You think you're strong try tying your arms up to a cross and getting nailed that's what jesus did i'll continue my guy i'm so confused by that video. He stitched it, and that was his response. Why is that guy even on TikTok?

Who is that guy? He's nobody. He's trying to spread the good word of the Lord. Yeah. The word of the Lord. He's letting everyone know. I would be very nervous that that dude, the older dude, is on TikTok. I would be nervous that I'm on TikTok.

It sounds like, why are you on TikTok? It's like, wait, wait, wait. I like this company we're trying to like spread that guy why is that guy on tiktok yeah i wouldn't feel safe along with the word of jesus man trying to save people i guess that's a good answer too you think you're strong i'm getting tied to a cross and getting nailed. Excuse me? Okay, can I ask you something, Josh? Why do you guys do these TikToks?

That's your boy. those are your people so why do you guys do these tiktoks that like that editing style was for like dying dogs or like you know orphans in like a foreign country that's what we older people know that editing style for like that's what i think of so here's what i'm gonna say one to defend that video of my boy bryce okay light up a cigarette two years ago right i did do some digging for that one i think he i think you know like he was just he was just younger at the time um also it's like it's just pleasing an audience i think yeah yeah clearly man it does you know it's crazy but it's just pleasing an audience i think yeah i get clearly man it does you know it's crazy but it's like i don't know how old you guys are but i grew up like boy band era and they've just taken like the boy band vibe and it's just like on tiktok and their audience are like 12 to 14 year

old girls who go fucking ballistic for that shit yeah but i don't remember the back street boys ever like side eyeing the camera and like bullshit that's bullshit get out of here you don't come on big time do you remember those videos of them on tour and like their fucking buses would be surrounded like it was a riot that may be the dumbest thing that's been said on this part you don't remember the backstreet boys like giving those looks to the camera well i want to i want to no can we just take this because i feel like they were always like hard you know they were produced it was like there was like real choreography going on they were never like trying to seduce a kid. Like, I mean, I guess maybe if they had phones now, they'd be like,

they'd probably do the same shit. If they had phones back then. They definitely would. Yeah. Yeah. And they were like, maybe like choreograph. Also, wasn't one of them like 30? Well, no, they were all pretty young.

Backstreet Boys. No, I don't think so. No, Backstreet Boys were fairly young at the time. They just looked older. I'm not like that. Yeah, no, they made it a little. But I remember videos of them, Backstreet Boys, like near a fireplace wearing like these turtlenecks,

literally just eye-fucking the camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. Dave, did you have that one up in your place? All of them. It was Backstreet Boys. Best concert I've ever been to was at Fenway Park. It was Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block. It was fucking fire.

I was like 38 when I went to it. I was going to say, that was recent. Yeah, no, I bought it. I have a t-shirt. It's from Fenway Park on the Green Monster. It says the original boy band. Damn. That's fire. Josh,, no, I bought it. I have a t-shirt. It's like from Fenway Park on the Green Monster. It says like the original boy band. Damn. That's fire.

Josh, what were you going to say? You were about to say something. You were like. I was just going to say like Dave calling Cody's moment there the dumbest moment on the podcast. Like, Cody, that's devastating, man. We had Trisha Paytas on this podcast. He said that she likes Hitler so she did we had to we had to lead her to water on that well like you like Hitler she's like ah yeah no no wrong answer like say it again try it again I saw that clip pretty funny

how many seconds are in the air Try it again. I saw that clip. It was pretty funny. That was so bad. Oh man. How many seconds are in a year? Probably over 2000? 12. What? 12 seconds. How? How?

Oh, never mind. Now I get it. Do you get it? Yeah. Go on. 12 seconds in a year. How do you get it? Yeah. Go on. 12 seconds. How do you get it? I don't know.

Damn. Oh, God. That's so embarrassing. That was rough. I mean, you're on the spot. Even I was a little confused there for a second. I know there's more than 12 seconds a year, confused there for a second like what the hell i know there's more than 12 seconds a year but it's so like that was even dumber than my backstreet boys thing right guys that's the dumbest moment now right guys i'm gonna send i'm gonna i'm gonna just send you

like 3 000 backstreet videos of them just doing those exact motions do it do it I need proof. Five million likes that goes five million damn that's obviously not in america like that wasn't done in america dude people talking about man that was canoga park just like like walk in slow motion there everybody popping in ukraine i guess is people walking slow motion yeah i love when they just slow mo just shit that is normal but i mean we're making it seem like it's european i mean you josh introduced me that guy who just like pulls up to a gas station and like gets out at a gas station and dances and they go viral it's like what is he doing it's like that's his thing he gets out at a gas station and like gets out at a gas station and dances and they go viral it's like what is he doing it's like that's his thing he gets out at a gas station so i mean that's true yeah that's a good point he is shirtless though see even you know who i'm talking about yes i know those videos

yeah oh shit here we go here we go yo let me let me ask you a question is it is it awkward after you film these like when you put down the camera and you're like hey why are we in the bathroom together like after watching a video like this probably want to go like bath or like yeah like that's what i feel like i need to go do now but it's like i don't know why we like just felt not weird filming those videos i mean because you guys get like i don't know how many views but it probably you put down like that was lame oh we have like a gazillion views in five seconds maybe it wasn't so lame yeah yeah that's a good point yeah that twilight cutscene is hard as shit man good work there man love that one josh

oh okay this one makes you feel weird well it's already telling me to pull I don't think you wanna go off the deep end I don't think you wanna give me reason my body different so you said you're trying to kick it

I'm gonna munch on like a penis oh fuck what if you're a dude and you do that on accident you just look up you look up from your phone it's this good girl you're like hey bitch i didn't what oh i'm like lost i don't even that one made me feel really bad yeah i feel violated made me feel really bad yeah i feel violated but i need to go take a shower tiktok's a weird fucking place i mean it really is oh fucking jesus christ the last one last one of this There it is. All right, I'm working on it. Good bringing.

Good bringing. Damn. That was the first time I met those guys. Is this Love Island? That was the first time I met those guys. So it's like all I had seen previously. When I met them the first time, I was like, what do you guys do? And they're like, oh, we wake up, we work out, and we drink like protein shakes. I was like, no, really, what do you do? They're like, no, we're being dead serious.

That's what we do. So I joined in. I was like sore. My camera guy was like just trying to get the shot. My fucking shoulders almost popped out. That's what it is. You're looking yoked, dude. You're looking yoked.

Not bad. I mean, I'm twice their age, so it's not the worst. Can I ask you a question? Hold on. Can I ask Josh a question? Yeah. You said in a past episode that you guys all work out but two of you're on steroids is that true two of the sway boys they i don't think they are anymore i

think their cycle's over but they were cycling yeah no i mean everyone's talked about it like it's not it's not like exactly steroids it's like some like kind of steroid thing i don't even know it's kind of steroid it's like a testosterone booster it's like barry bonds wasn't on steroids he was on the clear but it's like you know it's a fucking steroid the tiktok kids are like the elevator they don't want to get caught by like the tiktok police so they're always one step ahead yeah the athletic commission is gonna kick you guys off piss testing them yeah oh man these guys are natural we gotta get them off the platform to the people who work out regular seriously yeah it's wild so how often

do you guys the the podcast for people want to, do you guys do it how many times a week? We do two episodes a week. You can get both on our Patreon, patreon.com slash tinymeatgang, or you can get the free one on YouTube. There it is. I appreciate you guys coming on. Any last questions that you got from Josh or vice versa or anything? Do you still live in this warehouse?

I mean, like, we just have two houses now it's weird damn yeah yeah that sounded like a terrible answer but uh no it's uh our we have a sponsor for the house so it's like half the boys live in one or five guys live in one and then five live in another is is that house really that like fucking crazy was it like taiga's old house or something like that yeah it's taiga and kylie's old house and is it like just crazy yeah it's pretty wild it's pretty sick wow damn maybe maybe you guys will get the invite over there you know yeah yeah yeah damn i'd love to see that one dave's like i still haven't been you know uh all right cool we appreciate you guys coming on it was nice thanks for having you maybe that girl i'll shoot your info he sounds like a girlfriend cody but i know she's like wow so we'll do that damn thanks guys yeah probably probably don't do that yeah yeah

thanks for having us on Damn Thanks guys Yeah probably Probably don't do that Yeah Thanks Thanks for having us on Peace See ya See ya Funny guys Yeah no Super funny

The They They're like Tour that they do Is more of like It's really like A comedy tour They almost just go up

And like Do like Stand up Comedy bits It's pretty cool So full screen The company almost just go up and do stand-up comedy bits. Yeah, like stand-up. It's pretty cool. So Fullscreen, the company they're at, that's like an internet company for sure. Yeah, they're smart.

And then they just did content. Yeah, because they're very funny and they're fast on their feet. You can tell very quickly. So should we wrap that up? Unless we want to do the questions. Let's do the questions. Yeah, we have a couple questions. Okay.

Yep. Okay, so first question. Are you guys going to meet up and do content together in real life anytime soon? We talked about that, right? Like doing the me either coming to New York thing. That's on me. I got to figure that out. And then what are you thinking for that?

Yeah, both. Either you come here. It's probably in a weird way as much as I hate travel, like there's so much more in L.A. than there is in New York because there's so much more people out there. But, yeah, we have to do shit together. You'd be coming too, most likely. Yeah, probably.

Okay, second one. This was asked a lot. I think it's by, like, the younger crowd. Will you ever have a BFFs meetup? I feel like you guys could, like, sell out. Oh, no. What do you BFF's meetup? I feel like you guys could like sell out. What do you do at the meetup? He's the king of meetups. There's like podcasts that go on like meeting groups

or like go on like little tour things, don't they? You guys could do like a panel and people ask you questions. Fans. Do like a live podcast or something. Maybe. Maybe when we get together. Yeah. Yeah.

Same. Yeah. You got to wear everything's fucked because of COVID. But yeah. Okay. Last question. Have you had a favorite guest on the pod so far? I mean, it's interesting because, you know, we want, obviously the goal is always to get

people to listen. And I, those guys are like, oh, they're cool dudes. I can see that. I like being friendly with them. And then we've had Trisha, who's wild, but people want to tune in to what she says. So you have a guest for different reasons. Those guys, I thought, were very funny. But nothing stood out.

I've liked all the guys. The only one that I thought the, um, the photographer guy kind of was boring. Yeah. The paparazzi. Yeah. Which was not his fault,

but right. Yeah. No, he was just trying to be too nice. I liked when we have NASA, we got to get NASA back. Everyone. I actually posted about BFFs and said,

who do they want on? And they kept saying NASA again. Yeah. I think she's good. She slings it a lot. She was kind of shy when she was on here, but I don't know. I think now that we've been doing it more, maybe she'd be less shy. No, she would definitely be less shy.

We should get her back on. Yeah. All right. Yeah, that was the last question. Okay, so we'll work on that. Sounds good. I want Griffin back on. Griffin and Nessa I think would both be good.

And obviously Bryce once he's manned up. So there we go. Sounds good. I want Griffin back on. Griffin and Nassau I think would both be good. And obviously Bryce once he's manned up. So there we go. Good episode. Perfect.