BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - Episode 13 - Sienna Mae Gomez

Episode Date: January 28, 2021

Sienna Mae Gomez comes on for the least toxic interview the guys have ever done. Josh responds to Jackson Mahomes trying to steal his girl. We introduce our newest game '04 or Before? Brianna explains the craze behind "Drivers License" and the guys listen to Lil Huddy's new banger.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Okay. All right. BFF's new episode. First time we're all in different spots. So I'm in Detroit. Josh, you're in L.A.?

Yeah. Brianna is in New York. I'm choking. And Sienna, special guest right off the top. Sienna Gomez, you're in L.A. as well, right? Yeah, I'm at home. It's like a little south of L.A. Okay, got it.

Well, thank you for coming on. Yeah, of course. How are you guys? I think we're good. Good? Yeah. Good. Good to hear.

So I've been told, I'm the old guy here, that you're just gigantic. I wouldn't say that. She's capping, Dave. She pulls like a million likes a video. No, that's not true. I mean, you're huge. Yeah. I'm on TikTok, yeah, I guess.

I mean, you're on the this show she's trying to be humble i'm not trying to be cocky yes i yes i'm on tiktok josh is on tiktok too josh is huge come on yeah i mean i'm on tiktok brianna's on tiktok and look at brianna but next to brianna i don't have um a little a little note that says the new face of Maybelline like that's not Brianna that's you right it's it's also not me Dave if you're wondering I'm not the new face of Maybelline no yeah yeah I um yeah I am the new face of Maybelline it's pretty cool um I mean yeah it grew pretty fast so it's exciting you're huge that's fine you can come that's not cocky it's a fact it's like you know it'll get dark tonight you're huge. That's fine. You can come. That's not cocky. It's a fact. It's like, you know, it'll get dark tonight.

You're huge. The new face of Maybelline, that's no joke. Yeah, it's pretty cool. So what's that entail? Yeah, like how long has that been? I apologize, but like how long has that been known? No, you're good. No, you're good.

We started having that conversation like two or three months ago. And then we were kind of just like deciding between different, like, you know, like, um, I guess brands and stuff and who we wanted to work with and like what resonated the most. And then, um, we kind of just decided that Maybelline was like the best and like, and that 2021 deal came in and, and now I'm like with them for the whole year of 2021 and they're great.

So it's super exciting. I don't know if you saw a smile creep across my face when she was talking and Gaz, a guy who's like my first employee ever who worked out of my kitchen. He's back in New York. And I just smiled because I love the way you're like, well, we sat down, we decided who we're going to work with. And we chose Maybelline as opposed to like vice versa. That is awesome to be like, yeah, well, everyone's chasing me. I'm like, I'll take you, Maybelline. I guess I'll go with Maybelline.

Yeah. They're awesome. They're huge. They're so great to work with. Who was the last, and you may not know this, I don't mean to put you on the spot, if people can research, who were the last faces of Maybelline? i don't mean to put you a spot if people can research who are the last faces of mabel i feel like these are like mega star people i think james charles was cover girl right yes i honestly am not sure gg hadid not a bad name oh yeah i actually they have told me that christy turlington i don't oh i know emily dionato she's a new york model i don't yeah wow well congratulations and thanks for coming on i got kind of blown away

because i know the little jingle like the face of maybelline jingle so josh yeah it's electric maybe it's maybelline yes i have like a necklace that says I should have worn it today. That would have been electric. No, you're kind of flexing on people. So you're kind of like Josh. How quick was your rise? It was instant, right? Literally like two days.

Well, like two days was like when it started. But, I mean, it's still still like happening just obviously not as like quickly because it kind of like fades out like for it's just natural but um i'd say like the rise was like i think i got like three million in four days what yeah i saw the video it it's crazy it was the video where you like, it was zoomed into your face, right? And you were walking and it was like good lighting, sunlight on your face. And you were like kind of, you know, doing the whole like TikTok acting, good looking thing, walking. And then it like zoomed out, right? And you kind of just were like, you were like pushing out your gut or something.

No, I was wearing like, yeah. Well, it started with a video of me like dancing my kitchen and then it kind of like it like started to like go up but then I posted that video I think like two or three days later and I was wearing like these like low-waisted pants like like I had literally just eaten like three meals before super bloated and then like that video was like that video like took off and so then i was like oh my god like this is crazy and then every video after that started doing really really well because people like the whole like body positive thing um right yeah oh yeah yeah you're right that's that's like the one video that kind of like blew me so i and I don't know that you can even go back into this mind space

but what were you thinking when that happens like I I'm still fascinated by how fast people grow on TikTok and go from just a normal teenage girl to the face of Maybelline like that like what what were you thinking when all of a sudden everything's piling up? You're like, oh, my God, what's going on here? Yeah. I mean, it was honestly cool because that's, like, actually kind of, like, who I am as a person. Like, I don't really care what, like, people think and I'll just kind of post whatever. So it was, like, cool that I blew up for that, you know. But, I mean, it was obviously super overwhelming because, like, one day I'm, like, a kid in online school. And then the next I'm like not doing any normal things anymore. And she's like, it was kind of overwhelming, but I'm really grateful for it because it's something I've wanted to do for a really long time.

And I've been trying to. So like. Okay. So when you say that, like your intention, what do you mean like trying to do? You're trying to get into like. Like you. Acting or something yeah so like i've intention so like my dream is always like since i was a little kid like i've always wanted to like entertain people and that's just kind of like

who i am so like i've i had a tiktok account before the one that blew up and it had like had like 200k um and i kind of like gave up on it because I was like trying everything and nothing worked it wasn't like getting any views so then I like did this the video that my account blew up on was a spam account so it was like it had like eight followers and then all of a sudden it had like 200k when I posted that video so it was like that account wasn't intentional but like my purposes were intentional you You know what I mean? Did that make sense? Yeah.

Yeah. I get what you're saying. It was like a space account. Yeah. Well, I, so I would have underestimated you. It's kind of, I don't want to say underestimate, but it's almost like when Josh and I started talking, I feel like a lot of the people who blow up and maybe it's just me being an idiot. I assume it's accidental.

Like they just jumped on Tik TOok posted a video blows up like oh what do i do with this but that clearly based on what you're saying not the case well yeah but i mean i mean like i've always like wanted that but like that i didn't like i didn't know that that video in particular would because it was like a joke you know what i mean like you josh i mean like i feel like you probably could understand this um but like when you like post something, you're like, oh, like this will do well. And it's like, or like this. Yeah. No, you have an idea before you post it.

Whether it's like, oh, this is going to be a viral video or this is just something I'm posting to post. You know what I mean? Yeah, definitely. And that video, I was like, oh, this is just a shit video. Like this, this won't do well, but it ended up doing really well. So that's really cool. So you don't associate with any of the houses right like essentially like you're not in a you're not in a collab house no no and why is that one

no i mean i really i've been to i pretty much everyone or most of them and i really like everyone like there's not really a house that i was like oh i don't like it here but like i personally just like to like be not like not associated with like anything and just kind of have like my own individual like brand just because there's so much like to do right also i'm so young that i i like i'm living at home so it just wouldn't really like make sense for me, you know, maybe 100% is that is that a drama thing at all? Is that because like, you know, with a lot of these houses, there's always like, problematic people sways, you know, they're not shy to controversy, I would say I would say sway boys dip their toes in the controversy every once in a

while. So is that the reason like you don't want to be in a house or what? No, it's honestly not about drama because I pretty much, like, I get along with, like, people. Right, yeah. Like, it's not as much about drama as it is just, like, I honestly don't know if, like, my parents would let me. Like, I'm still young. Like, I honestly don't know if I could do that mentally

because I'm still in school. Like, there's just too much, like, going on to on to like move to just drop everything and move to la you know what i mean i have speaking of being young our producers whoever is doing this they really don't trust me because there is 9 000 capital letters on my little sheet no drama super positive keep it positive super positive i'm not gonna say anyways but it's like all caps super positive keep it positive super positive i'm not gonna say anyways but it's like all caps super positive super positive um also so you do a lot jokes lined up just in case you came at me i was not ready i i am listen i get a bad i wear i think we're nicer than people give us credit for the one thing yeah we got a bad rap the one thing on tiktok is which i'm finding out there's a lot

of very literal people so it's like you say something that you think is clearly a joke and then you find out like they don't think it's a joke and by the way that's like did you see the thing on that gossip site that said we got a blowout with dixie josh what like they're just what the fuck is that totally why are they just making shit up? Who made that up? Like who did that to him? Totally made up. And I want Dixie to be like that just didn't happen, but the people probably – No, she texted me.

She texted me and she was like, did you see this? And I was like, yeah. And then she just didn't answer me. So I don't know what that means. Crazy. I do have a question though. And this to me is like a fair question, but some people be like, it's not nice. So your best friend is Jack, right?

I don't know if that means you're dating or not. I commented on him because I've seen him on TikTok. I saw. He's the most smiley dude. Yeah. Ever. He's like a golden retriever. That's what I think every time I see Jack.

Personally. I see him, I'm like, he reminds me of Blake. Is that planned? Is his smiling, like, you know when you watch figure skating and you have to smile at the judges? Is he like, I'm going to dance and I'm going to have the biggest smile at all times? No, that's actually him.

So if you two are just talking, like eating dinner, you guys are just hugely smiling at each other? Yes. That's wild. I'll try to have a serious conversation with him he's like and i'm like jack full full i mean he has the biggest non-stop so to the point when i'm watching like wow this can't be a real smile because he never takes it off his face no he needs a toothpaste line yeah i know i know he needs like if he was smart he'd make toothpaste or like a teeth whitener company or something he's showing off those pearly whites every second i know i mean good for him look at his teeth

they're beautiful but um no yeah he actually is like that he's just like a happy soul and what does this mean her Her best friend is Jack. This is what the producer wrote. Her best friend is Jack Wright, parentheses, boyfriend, but she calls him her best friend. They're very obviously together and don't hide it, but they don't explicitly say it, that they're together. They just call each other best friends.

I want to talk to your producer. Is this on or off? That sounds a little bit like you, Josh, to be honest. I was just about to say, Dave's giving you the same shit, Sienna, that he gives me. No, I knew this question was going to be asked, so I was ready for it because I was going to say, let's direct the conversation at Josh because I think we'll have the exact same conversation. Okay, well, let me put it in Josh's terms. If Josh, if someone's dating, Josh and Nessa are a 10.

They're a 10 out of 10 dating. So compared to Josh and Nessa's relationship, which is a 10, where are you guys? They're like an 11 or a 12, dude. Yes, yes. They're more than us. They are more. No. yes yes they're more than us they are more no i mean josh and this this podcast is about best

bffs right yeah so yeah a bff is somebody you trust somebody you're with all the time somebody makes you smile you know those are things that jack is to me so therefore he is my best friend right i think i think she got us dave why do the both of you and all of you TikTokers hide the relationships when they're so obvious? Why don't you just say it? Like, that's my girlfriend. That's my boyfriend. Right. Josh, you got this one.

Yeah, I feel like that question was definitely directed to you considering this is my podcast. So I'll just decide not to answer. It really isn't like a hiding it thing it's just like we're best friends you know like it's just that's all there is to it we're not you know we don't we don't owe any explanation therefore we're best friends should should we sienna should we pull up the the video you made on TikTok with Jack that just gave me top at the red light, I believe? Yes. Should we not have that? I don't know what it is, but let's pull it up.

Are you wearing your pink hat? That's another thing. You got a signature pink hat. Oh, my God. Wait, is someone actually pulling up the video today? Oh, yeah. Pulling it up. Do we have it?

Yes, we have it. We have everything, don't we? Oh, I don't think this is the the video today? Oh, yeah. Pulling it up. Do we have it? Yes, we have it. We have everything, don't we? Oh, I don't think this is the... This isn't top at the red light, though. Three, two, one. Say it. And blah, blah, blah. I was just trying to make it look cool.

That was the whole TikTok? That was it. That was just us singing. That wasn it that was just a singing that wasn't even like yeah that wasn't like a relationship one i wouldn't are you gonna are you gonna get into other stuff like what are your goals now that you i like nessa i know sings are you doing other stuff yeah yeah for like so i obviously have the maybelline deal which is 2021 and i really want to go it's hard with covid you know because like nothing's in person. But like, I really want to be able to attend Fashion Week this this year, which comes along with the Maybelline deal. And then also, we have a lot of like shows and stuff planned. And then I don't I don't know what I'm allowed to say and what I'm not allowed to say. But you can just swing. I really want to Yeah, no, we have a rule on this podcast. You're allowed to say and what I'm not allowed to say, but... Here you can just sling it. I really want to get...

Yeah, no, we have a rule on this podcast. You're allowed to say anything. Just sling it. Anything you want. Okay. I think TikTok room is really going to enjoy that one. No, and then I really want to get into acting a lot. I'm not like a singer, so I'm not going to dive into that field, but...

What have... I mean... Modeling too. Did somebody, I assume assume this must be did you have your makeup like professionally done for this pod you must right if you're going to be the maybelline girl you just did it yourself no yeah yeah i did it myself oh that surprises me but i feel like that's kind of the brand though right sienna is like it's kind of like be yourself like you don't have to overdo any that's kind of like your whole yeah that's like the whole like thing with maybelline is like um it's like

it's like a very like natural like like that yeah yeah you're right that is my brand like just not really caring what people think doing like whatever like i want like i don't know it's like i can look bad and it's like people will expect it because it's me. But like I can also look good and people will expect it because it's like confident. You know what I mean? That's a good spot to be. That's a great spot to be. Great spot. If you look like trash, oh, it's just Santa being Santa.

If you look hot, it's like, oh, just Santa being Santa. Yeah. Who wouldn't want that? That's a win-win. That's a perfect world. Yeah, it is. I know. What about the squirrel dance?

I need to, like, this is your trademark. Can I see it? Do we have it? Can I see the squirrel dance? Maybe we could get a live one. That would be cool. Yeah, that would be cool if we could get a live one. I think Dave is going to be underwhelmed,

but I'll give you a little squirrel dance. All right, let's see it. I'll just line it up. Never mind. No, no, I want to see it from you. No, no, no, no. We want a live one, Sienna. This is that. That's it. I'll just line it up. Never mind. No, no. I want to see it from you. No, no, no. We want a live one, Sienna. This is that.

That's it. That's all. Question. What just happened? Yeah. That was a squirrel dance? We need a replay. Wait, can I see that one more time?

No. Yeah. Come on. That is awesome, man. That's it?'s all that's that's the whole thing that's it i know i know it's pretty underwhelming i know how did that come to life how did that start okay i literally just so i used to well i still do but i made like a video and i was like dancing really awkwardly like literally just doing like the most random thing. And then I met, I did that. And then people were like,

Oh my God, that's so funny. Cause the squirrel emojis like this. Some people were like, Oh, she did that. And then it like came with like a wind sign behind it. Cause I'm like revving up like the,

and I don't even know. Like it, it just came like, it almost just like TikTok comments made it a trend. Yeah. All the time. Yeah. It always happens. No happens no for sure so is that all over tiktok are like people duetting and doing squirrel dances everywhere it used to be like huge like it used to be like my like a huge thing but then i kind of just like ease the little like out of it because it's like you can only do

something so much before it kind of like you don't want to be defined by the squirrel dance yeah yeah you don't want to be known as like squirrely that would be the squirrel girl oh my when i've met people they're like are you squirrel girl and i was like oh my god i need to chill yeah i need a brand change after that a little bit but it's still fun i still do it because it's like what kind of got me here you know i'm reading all the stuff it's like crazy every every million followers on tiktok you do a duet with yourself and do the same dance with cake yeah can we see one of those i where are you coming up with these ideas these are like brilliantly simple like seemingly dumb but brilliant ideas it just

comes in the shower i swear you did it so it's like that walk. That walk is like one of my things. And then that squirrel thing is one of my things. So it's like it just kind of like, oh, like celebratory of a new million. How many? That walk is your thing. It looks like she's got. Apparently, she just got a million things.

I think she actually just gets a new thing every million followers i think i love it i love it that's not true all right and everyone too i wear like a new bathing suit i don't know if you that's on your producer's list but no but producers anything with bathing suit young they're just keeping me in a in a closet because you're young and i'm old so i don't i didn't even look at the bikini part of it. But we do have, Brianna, a game to let her out so we don't take all her day that you're ready to play, right? Yeah. Okay.

So it's 0-4 over 4. It's kind of like the game that we play every week, Zoomer versus Boomer, but it's kind of directed towards Sienna. It's things that, that like we probably grew up with and she may not even know what they are so i want her and probably you guys to guess we need guesses on what these things are so was it in 2004 was before that is that the question yeah yeah no you just have to guess what it is it's like shit shit that was before. So this is just the name of the game, but we're trying to actually guess what we're about to say. Yeah, it just sounded like a cool name.

It does sound like a cool game. I don't think he's going to know. You think Dave's going to know? Yeah, if it's like stuff that was before. Sienna, he doesn't know anything. Oh, okay. I know what that is. I can't see it.

I can't see it. I can't see anything. Yeah, this is a really unfair advantage if only Dave can see the... I know what that was. Can you see it now? Yeah. Okay. Oh. It's like a picture, right?

Yes. You see the pictures. I don't know what it's called. Is that a VR? No. So wrong. You're the pictures. I don't know what it's called. Is that a VR? No. So wrong. You're so young. Oh, it's a film thing.

It's a film. It's a movie thing. Yeah, you click on it and the pictures change. That's surprising to me. A pictogram or something? What? Is it like a pictogram? That sounds like a word it could be.

No, it's... I can't believe you guys know what this is. Yeah, they have that. Yeah, I had them. I had one, too. I had one, too. So this thing has stood the test of time. Yeah, it's more generational than Dave Matthews.

Yeah. That's what it's called? A 3D viewfinder? 3D viewfinder. That's not what it was called in my day. By the way, Dave, my mom got pissed at me for not knowing Dave Matthews.

I got attacked. Just saying. Sent me a whole text. It literally is insane not to know who... Yeah, you got attacked bad, Brianna. Yeah, you fueled that. Sienna, do you know who Dave Matthews is? The Dave Matthews band.

Thank you. Yeah, they sing music. Thank you. I like you. You're smarter than these two people. Thanks. Oh, that's a Bratz doll. No. Nope. Nope. No, that's like, is that like Descendants dolls? I can't know this.

I thought it was Bratz as well. Oh, Monsters High! Monsters High, I used to have those. Yes, you knew it. Wait, that's before? That was after Br og toy though yeah oh that was before 2004 uh i think it was after 2004 okay so that just doesn't matter that was just a cool name okay got it yeah Tinder. Used to play these in church. Used to always rip these in church, dude. Yeah. What are they called?

Gosh. I just, like, I... Have you ever seen Sienna? I was in a Catholic school. You press the little buttons. I know what these are. Yeah, Sienna's never seen them. There used to be bigger ones.

A little bit of a bigger one, too, right? I think so. What are they called? Pet something? No, that's bit of a bigger one too, right? I think so. Pet something? No, that's Pet Rocks. Pet something, right? Nah, it's like... Yes! Tamagotchi!

Whatever it is. Tamagotchi, that's what it is. I knew those. So close. Josh is pissed that he didn't get that one. I knew that one. Dude, I played it every day. It was a part of my Catholic schooling.

What's this called? Hatchimal. Got it. Boom. Yeah, my... It's Hatchimal. Yeah. it every day it was a part of my like catholic schooling oh what's this called hatchimal got it boom um yeah my it's hatchimal yeah what's up yeah uh my cousin got a family member got it for them for christmas this year so i got my cousin it was a pretty easy one that's so twins oh game boy i mean yeah we should have let Sienna try to guess that one. Did you ever see one of those before? Yeah. I mean, I've seen it, but I don't think I would have gotten the name.

Do you know what game it came with? Nintendo? Well, it is Nintendo, but it came with one game. Like Mario Kart or something? Tetris. Tetris, the squares fall. It's like falling. And you scoot them in.

Super addicting. And then they fall faster and faster. And you play for like an hour, and then you die, and it's frustrating. But Game Boy was the truth. Game Boy was so sick. I remember when... That looks like a Hatchimal Boy. No, no, no.

Is that a furry? I think that's... Close. That's like a... I thought furries were like weird sexual... Furby! The same thing! That's what I thought, Josh, but I'm not saying it because I'm being told to be good.

Dave? We were aligned. I'm not even getting... Furries are weird people. Furries are weird sexual creatures. Yep, 100%. They have like weird fetishes. Furries are weird people. Furries are weird sexual creatures. Yep, 100%. They have, like, weird fetishes. Oh, the furry people, yeah, are weird.

Yes. We'll get canceled. It's, like, almost Griffin-level weird. A light bright. I used to play with these. Dave knew that right off the bat. Fuck yeah. Those things are awesome.

You punched, like, the board. Yeah, those are fun. Yeah. Fuck, Dave. Good going. Oh! There's two more. This one i i've actually yeah i think i've seen these before i used to play with these when i was younger i did too are these like the ones that like wind up and they actually like move you pull the thing

and then it makes a little sound and it goes like this it's almost like the cars that would like you'd wind them back and shoot forward yeah it's the same thing yeah yeah i don't know what it is though zoo zoo pet oh zoo zoo pets i do remember that zoom zoom these were like these were like in the ads when you used to watch like nickelodeon in like 2000 and 100 or like like a disney. These were the Zuzu Pet ads. I remember that. Oh. Rainbow Loom. Oh.

Sienna got it. Yeah. Gimp. Take these. That's Gimp. It's Rainbow Loom. It's not Gimp. That's Gimp. No, it's not.

Motherfucker, that's Gimp. I know Gimp when I see Gimp. It's not Gimp. Do you know what Gimp is? Yes, I used to Gimp. I used to Gimp like like triple cobra like a motherfucker What is GIMP? GIMP is like you make necklaces

You stitch them like tornado, triple cobra Like it's GIMP necklaces And that looked a lot like GIMP It wasn't Rainbow loom, it's easier because people can't do GIMP anymore Yeah, that's because the new generation Doesn't want to work for anything Is it like string though? do GIMP anymore. Yeah, that's because the new generation doesn't want to work for anything. Is it like string though?

Is GIMP with the strings? It's rubber. That's Bratz. That's the last one. You did really good, Sienna, actually. Thank you. Their outfits are cute. I was just going to say, how old are Bratz geared towards? Those Bratz people get mad at.

Those are before Sienna was born. They were made. Those brats should be like 21 plus. Yeah. They're like weirdly sexualized, right? That's what I'm driving at for a little girl. Yeah. That was crazy.

Do you want to ask us questions now? Yeah. Shoot away. You want to ask us questions? Go for it. I love it. So in one of your lives, or in one of Nessa's lives, you came in and you called her babe.

So are you guys, I was wondering about that. I was like, is he dating her? Did you know she was on live? How is she, like, is everyone in the world fucking against me on this podcast, dude? It's like the producers are throwing shit up. Sienna somehow knows more than the podcast even. What's going on? No.

But yeah. I might have or may not have said that word. No, you did. Maybe. Maybe didn't know she was live. But. What world are we in? There's the two of you.

It's like you're both dating the other person and we just play this game like are you dating, of course they're dating she was in his bed the other day I was also in the kitchen with him we were also at the beach together is that the only thing you look at? that's a little weird Dave, you only care about

the bed? no but they're clearly boyfriend-girlfriend. She just pulled the, like, every TikToker comment on you. Like, how she just brought up, wow, Dave, that's weird. You're talking about them in a bed? You're 45. You're 73. I got to be honest.

There's a difference when you're in a relationship. So, like, I'm in my kitchen with fucking Paul. Like, Paul's in my kitchen. But he's not laying in my kitchen with fucking paul like paul's in my kitchen but he's not laying in my bed like you've never had like a little sleepover with your best friend yeah me and dave bffs yeah we're always just having sleepovers no i you guys can play your semantics games that's fine but i mean we all know the score and the thing about it is after this is over, he'll be like, not my girlfriend, not my girlfriend. And then there'll be like a TikTok of them like making out two seconds later.

Yeah, right after this. Right. And everyone will DM me, be like, what's your boy doing? He's making you look stupid. Yeah. He'll say that about Josh? Yeah, because he'll be like, no, not my girlfriend, not my girlfriend. We end the podcast and they make out two seconds later.

That's just the best friend thing to do. It's like the new generation. A new way to, I guess, whatever. The new generation. That's awesome. Thanks, guys, for having me. Thank you for coming on. Thank you for coming on, Sienna.

Have a good day. Congratulations on the Maybelline. That's pretty awesome. Thank you. I appreciate it. They want me to do a squirrel dance oh yeah let's get a squirrel dance i think dave should hit a quick squirrel dance what is the emoji again that was pretty much it. I mean, how hard is that to pop? Really good. It looked like you were riding a tricycle.

What does hers look like? I mean, hers isn't exactly like, you know, Beethoven. It's just a little, like, thing. Well, like, I just don't get why you're, like, inverted. It's just, like, right here. He was like sideways right. Isn't that the emoji? It's like whatever. I appreciate

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But we do have some drama going around. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. We don't have to be safe. So the Sway House clean-up. I'm in a fight right now, which to me is one of the more preposterous fights I've found myself in with Jackson Mahomes. No, I'm actually in a little fight with him too, I think.

Yeah, I think you may be too. And here's where it's strange. So let me set the stage. There's a bunch of things that happened. First of all, this week, Jackson Mahomes started basically TikTok. I don't know what you say. Tweet, Instagram app. TikTok-ing at Nessa, right?

Yeah. He was like – Duetting. I guess duetting her. It was like some songs, you know, with like the words in the songs. Listen to the words, right? Like talking about like give her this dick if she lucky and shit like that. So anyways, we have this stuff to show.

Let's show what it is. Let's show – Let's show what it is. I like you. I don't give a fuck about the boyfriend. this stuff to show let's show what it is let's show now let's show what it is well that's just him singing what's that have to do with nessa the lyrics are about yeah so that was that was right after i think some of the drama happened so people like associated it together and then he made a duet to a video Nessa made remember we talked about it on the podcast where it was like I wonder if I'm lucky because Ness like was videoing herself and then it was like a stitch with me talking about

like hooking up or whatever so he duetted that video with Ness where she's singing that song and pretty much like was saying he wants to like dick her down or whatever and then i duetted it with the you know stitch and like looking back and ness was in my bed so that's kind of like where it all started right and then he said i don't know how we don't have this stuff ready to go but he's here's the video here looking at me i know you wanna fuck me i'll give you this dick if you like me. Beating feet, they like me. Want me some cake.

I tell her, come on, bring her back. So when did he do that? That was about, what, four or five days ago now, maybe. But what provoked it? What led to that? He just did it. Did that out of the cloud. Okay.

Random makes that duet with Nessa. Then you go back and forth, and she's laying in bed i saw he's like she looks uh she looks bored right yeah he said that yeah he did and what was your response you you're so i said long night probably tired so this is all the clouds him just has nessa ever talked to him no so random so random of him no yeah like a very very weird random thing and it was like i didn't want to have to bury jackson mahomes but i did like i didn't want to but i was posting with his girlfriend a few weeks ago though so i thought he was in his own relationship what did nessa say about any of this i i think she just laughed at him, if I'm not mistaken.

It was kind of like one of those. Okay. So that happens. We're going to get Nessa back on here, by the way. I'm a Nessa stan, too. So that happens. Now, while this is going on, I actually thought I was, like, friendly with Jackson Mahomes. Right. Because, like, all right, three years ago or whatever it is, Jackson Mahomes and I believe it is Patrick Mahomes' girlfriend, I believe at the time, they made this video at the Patriots game.

I'm a huge Patriot fan for anybody who doesn't know. And they're, like, dancing and making a scene after beating the Patriots, who at the time were the defending Super Bowl champs in Foxborough. So I'm like, all of New England were fucking mad at these two people. And I wrote a blog. I'm like, these two fucking assholes. Basically, come beat us. Do that dance when you beat us in the playoffs. It's kind of like football.

And by the way, I stand by, if you're Jackson Mahomes and you're the brother of the best quarterback in the league, and you're going to go TikTok and dance and brag after you beat other teams, other teams' fans are going to hate you. That's part of the game. You have to know that. Well, Jack's at my homes, and then I had, like, a back-and-forth not too long ago where we were in a dance-off.

Like, he did a dance, tagged me getting off a plane. I did a dance in miami and i thought okay we're having fun with it it's like a joke this thing happens where he he talks about nasa so we reach out hey come on the pod and i still think it's friendly i thought it's gonna be like yeah absolutely i'll be on the pod well he doesn't respond to like kareem who does our social and paul and i'm like do we have him no so it's like all right i'll reach out because i think Well, he doesn't respond to like Kareem who does our social and Paul. And I'm like, do we have them? No.

So it's like, all right, I'll reach out because I think I'm friendly with him. So I'm like, hey, come on our podcast. He writes back screen capture of the blog I wrote years ago being like these two assholes. Like you've disrespected my family. You've disrespected like everything I'm about. I think I'll pass. I was stunned. I'm like, you've disrespected my family. You've disrespected, like, everything I'm about. I think I'll pass. I was stunned. I'm like, wait a minute.

And I wrote back to him, like, are you not self-aware? Like, is everything you do serious? Because I thought you were in on the joke. And then I posted. He's like, well, why don't you post the whole conversation? I don't even know what that meant. I posted everything. I didn't even know what Kareem and Paul had sent.

But where my mind is right now, I think the dance-off I got with him in Miami was serious. It was. No, I think he actually was trying to dance against you. Yes. I was in a real Jets and sharks west side story dance off yeah that's incredible that's the best part is that you had no idea you were even in this legendary dance he like after he's like i smoked you bro he was serious 100 serious

that's like one of the more amazing things that's happened to me since i've started like i was in what i thought was a zoolander style dance-off and the other guy was basing like his existence on winning that dance-off wow yeah no i mean it's weird that he targeted you on a dance-off and then me right after. It's like he's coming for the BFF's squad here. Brianna, watch out. Did you know that? Am I the one that thought?

I thought we were like, I thought for sure it was coming on. I thought I was friends with him. I've never been more caught off guard when it was like, no. I was like, wait, what do you mean no? I thought it was like jokes more right like it seemed like he was well it seemed like he was doing it it seemed like he was aware enough that he was doing it all for like numbers obviously right like yeah that's what it kind of came off as like okay this guy obviously knows he's being kind of whack so he's probably just doing this for the

fun but he's serious yeah like he you can make fun of yourself we watch your old so he's probably just doing this for the fun but he's serious yeah like he you can make fun of yourself we watch your old videos he's 100 serious in all of his videos so did i all right that's where i didn't know that i think i'm beginning to think i've lost touch with i guess reality enough where like wait a minute i'm so far off on this am i the crazy one like i think he wants to be josh like he wants to be a tiktok phenomenon he's the worst dancer of all time he's the worst he's awful and i'm not like saying i'm fred astaire like but i knew when i did my dance i'm like, I look like a total asshole. That's why it works.

He, I think, thinks this is real. He thinks it's like dancing on the stars or something. Yes. Yeah. We've left earth. And by the way, he's also left earth. If you think you can go in the NFL or sports, which fans hate each other, you can go do these dances in the other people's stadium.

Roasted. It's like taking your flag and sticking on the logo. Obviously, the other fans are going to be like, you assholes. It's like what Juju did, right? Like him with the TikTok dancing all over the fields. But the thing about Juju is he's actually an NFL player. Correct. So it's like he's actually made it.

You can't argue he's better than everyone that's making fun of him that's a fan. He's the one in the NFL. Jackson is like, well, you're not really in it. Your brother's in it. He's great, your brother. But it's like fans are gonna fucking despise you if you're gonna start shitting on their teams and you're not even a player and your dances stink i mean they stink i mean if they're gonna call it like it is jackson mahomes cannot dance he cannot

dance if that's how we're gonna play it if we're gonna have to go to the literal police if jackson mahomes went on dancing with the stars he got a 0.0 and get laughed out of the building by that like french guy british guy he'd be like yeah get out of my show though i don't want you here oh brianna did you know he was serious the whole time you sound like you knew that i've been looking at his tiktoks for a while we send them in the group chat it's funny because he's very serious about all of them so i've been like i've been watching them for a little bit so when he's talking to nessa he's serious yes he wants nessa i think but also for likes it's for likes and views yeah it's definitely like a little little clout farm in action but i think he thinks he's the man when he does it even so he thinks he's cool yeah because his brother's who his brother

is yeah but his brother is his brother yeah he's living off the brother's clout i would say that is fucking crazy and then spick sticking with the literal police so some kid comes at me and whatever this happens every once a while you somebody who just I have no time or energy for but he you know he gets on my radar this kid just ripped me he makes a tick talk Dave Portnoy's a scumbag he made a joke that I don't like and don't understand and don't understand the contest like 20 years ago so i blogged it and i'll and i did my thing which i do forever it's like i'm not going to give this kid the time of day so i'm not even going to mention his name while writing an entire blog he didn't get it do we have the video of his response this idiot like i watch this i'm like

wait a minute what is going on how can any so keep in mind I spent I blogged it I tweeted it I made an entire thing about this kid's rant about me just going off and this was thing I'll say about barstool tonight and it's that David Portnoy is a mess

there's a wrong one a huge piece of he responded to your blog oh yeah you didn't see this? No, I only saw those ones on TikTok. Wait till you see the response to my blog. Can you give a rundown of kind of what you said in the blog? Would you just shit on him? I was basically like, this kid's lucky I've matured because I'm not going to mention his name.

But he's like a kid who's never had a real job in his life, doesn't understand how the real world works, has no idea what joke he's even talking about. And is saying that people shouldn't accept money when he's sitting there for the Barstool Fund doing nothing except ranting to his like eight followers. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, he was saying the Barstool Fund was a publicity. Yeah, which is insane i that's one of the yeah just because we're raising money doesn't mean i'm an asshole i'm only doing it for publicity which is if you knew any way how it started that's clearly not and i never understand when people like why is he publicizing it it's like well we can't get donations if you don't publicize it yeah

yeah that's down this morning to find out that dave portnoy wrote an article about me in which he said that the old dave would have gone ballistic on him wiped him off the face of the internet ruined his life this is the man who hates cancel culture by the way and um and then at the at the end he I'm going to be the bigger man and refuse to acknowledge he exists in an article about me. Like, Dave, you fucking idiot. That's not what ignoring is. You wrote an article about me and linked the video, you moron. If you wanted to ignore me and if you were physically capable of ignoring any criticism and not whining about it like a big loser baby, which you are, you would just not say anything.

This is saying something, you fucking moron. Like I said multiple times in the last video, Dave Portnoy is the softest man on the planet. He's old and ugly. And again, this charity is just so, and if I say those things, he's going to say I hate small businesses. Exactly like I said. And yeah.

Talk about not getting the joke joke yeah i i don't like what am i dealing with here i dan and a big cat's here and we're walking down the hallway and this is after the jackson mahomes and we're like we we may have just entered a world where sarcasm has. It's just gone. Gone. It's left. It's left the building. Everyone is serious. How could he not know that an entire blog and video that I made about how mature I am by not mentioning him. And all I did was mention him for five hours. That that was the gist of what. I don't know what to do. And now on the TikTok room, they're going to be like, Dave's so dumb.

He just mentioned him again. Yeah, that's actually true. Yeah, probably. And then they're going to be like, yeah, he is a soft baby, but he's also old at the same time. He's an old baby. Yeah, right. The last one, I don't have to see that on here. This happened, Josh.

We talked about a girl made a TikTok about me following and unfollowing her instantly. Do you remember what you said about that in the beginning of the show? Yeah, I used to never unfollow because I felt like it's calling a girl ugly to her face. Oh. Now I drive alone past your street damn dave you did the request to see if she was hot and then she wasn't and you unfollowed her facts it's fucked up man well what are you supposed to do holy shit man you can't wait wait a little bit right i'm trying to you just crushed her life listen i told you also on this podcast did i not

that if you're gonna slide into my dms be public so i can see don't force my hand because I did say that I get crucified either way it's oh look how many people Dave's following what a scumbag so I'm just now I'm just being straightforward Dave honest Dave oh I don't think you're attractive enough for me to continue this conversation unfollow sorry so so she slid into DMs yeah okay so that's why you followed enough yeah i'm not what do you think i'm just crawling through my for you page brianna i don't know i the answer is i'm not that's what i thought no the answer is i'm not unequivocally it's a slide if you're private i look one thing leads to another i'm trying to keep my count under 800. Sorry. Jeez, man. Wow.

Yeah, that poor girl. I think you're pretty, girl. She is pretty. But what? Not just like, not Dave pretty? Just, hey, how about not your type? Let's say that. Not my type. Yeah, like, not my type. Yeah, that's better. It's not offensive. Not my type. Yeah, that's better. It's not offensive.

Not my type. Yeah. Wow. This is the positive – listen. It's a positive Sienna episode. Correct. Yeah, it is positive Sienna. Body positive. Yeah.

We got to keep that going. Who's that huge singer that I love? Lizzo. Lizzo. I love her. She's fat as fuck and I love her. Awesome. Lit.

I do love Lizzo. I love Lizzo and I think Lizzo owns it and is sexy, but she's fat as fuck and I love her Awesome I do love Lizzo I love Lizzo and I think Lizzo owns it And is sexy but she's fat So if Lizzo DM'd you You'd entertain that DM? 100% Probably go on a date with her or what? 100%

Nice Lizzo's the shit I've seen this video Lizzo duetted one time on tiktok and it was a guy training to uh pelvic thrust lizzo like get the fucker right and then he had like you know the workout where you put the the bar yeah on your waist thing yeah and he had like four plates on each side and he was doing that and like thrusting it up and Lizzo duetted it. She's a good sport about it. She's awesome.

That's what she owns it and she's sexy and that's what I mean. So that's what I'm saying. It is your type because it's not just physical. It's whatever moves you. Listen, the world and the brain works in mysterious ways. What may be one guy's cup of tea or girl's cup of tea may not be the other's cup of tea. True. What's one man's garbage is another's treasure.

Speaking of garbage, which may be one or girl's garbage or not garbage, Little Huddy came out with a new song. Actually good. That was a good transition, I'd say. Thank you. I listened to this song. I mean, did you guys listen to it? I haven't.

I saw a little bit on like a screenshot. I haven't listened to this song. I mean, did you guys listen to it yet? I haven't. I saw a little bit on, like, a screenshot. I haven't listened to this. Probably, what, number one on, like, Billboard? Let's see what we got. Fucking honey. Adam Lambert vibes. I think Jaden filmed the music video in this exact same

spot. The house? Yeah. I think he did. Now that I'm looking at it, yeah. Alright, I mean The video is cool The video is cool It's Adam Lambert vibes And I can see how girls would be like

Oh my god, huddy huddy But this is auto-tuned to fuck Well, okay, so I'm pretty sure he's been working on the music for like the last year, right? Like through the grapevines of social media, I've heard he's been in the studio like all the time for the last year. So I'll give him credit on like the working and everything. I just – It's auto-tuned.

I don't think – I mean like – What? I mean it's auto-tuned. Yeah. I mean – It is, but it – I heard it. It's auto-tuned. I don't think – I mean like – What? I think it's auto-tuned. Yeah. I mean – It is, but it – I heard it. It's auto-tuned.

It sounds – But it's not like – I didn't expect that from him. I thought it's worse. No, no. Honestly. Yeah, I expected worse. That's what I was going to say.

Oh, ho. It was – I expected so much worse than what he came out with. And he actually like – The thing is is like everyone in the comments and like you can't really disagree with them is like he's not the worst tiktoker making music right i don't know like it's not the worst tiktok music you've seen that that actually top like three four well i mean he's got the number one song in the world number one song in the u.s broke spotify record most streams in a day not holiday broke spotify record for most streams no no no that's not chase that's not chase that's. That's a different

girl. Oh, fuck that then. Take back everything I just said about that and let's stick to the little huddy. I think the video's cool. Yep. I think there's probably a gazillion people who could sound like that. I mean, it wasn't... I don't know what he

sounds like based on that. It only blows up because it's him. Correct. Anyone could make that. Correct. That's my point. And he's got a cool vibe. I like the video.

The song, if you're leading with that, my guess is you actually really can't sing that great because you couldn't hear his voice. It was so auto-tuned. But whatever. All right. Now to the song. I mean, you just have to post all you would have to do to prove people. Like, if he feels he can sing, just post an acoustic video. A hundred percent.

Just post something like that. And then it shuts everyone up right away. Correct. And people are like, oh, shit. Because that's what happened to Jaden. Jaden first came out with Comatose and people were like, oh, there's probably just a lot of auto tune on it. Like he's not actually a talented singer.

And then he did a live show and then he did like a live stream, live show or whatever of him singing. And then he did an acoustic and he would post TikToks of him just singing. And people were like, oh, yeah, it's very easy. It's very easy. A lot of them do need to do that for singers. It's very easy to prove you can singer can't sing. I mean, that's probably the easiest thing to be able to prove quickly by yourself in the world and i'm not saying you can't but you just can't tell anything based on that okay this driver's license song olivia rodrigo that's what i was saying driver's

license january 8th um number one song in the world number one song in the u.s broke spotify records most streams i taking over blew the fuck up. Who is this person? Is it a joke? No. It's like, no. The craziest thing is, is like, she came from what? Didn't she come from Disney or something? I got it. Disney Channel, yeah.

There's the backstory because Olivia Rodrigo is 17. It's a heartbreak with Disney show Joshua Bassett, who is 20, who is now dating sabrina carpenter 21 since the release of olivia's song josh released a song lie lie lie so there's like a love triangle going on yes it's a whole love triangle yeah this song is about sabrina carpenter and she got it so pretty much yeah because he's like you're probably with that blonde girl blah blah blah or something like that yeah and then um so she's all complaining about josh going with sabrina then josh makes a song saying she's lying that's like what he said

in the title three times just if you didn't know um and then sabrina comes out with the song and just like it's almost like shading the driver's license all i'm saying is at the end of the day sabrina should have asked me to write her song i'm a god at diss tracks i don't know if you guys know that but 40 million views on youtube so would have done better i should have put mine on youtube i have the most vicious the most vicious takedown song of all time can i see a little bit of this this love triangle thing i'm so out of the loop i didn't even know i'm going to miami after this am i gonna like hear this in the clubs no no i'm after this. Am I going to hear this in the clubs? No. No, I'm not. Too sad. Too sad.

No, I will not be hearing this in the clubs. No. But this is real singing. Yes. Very real. People know who these people were before this song? I don't know. I kind of knew of the Josh kid. That's about it.

And Sabrina Carpenter, actually. I knew Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, you said a childhood crush on her. Okay, this is a very good song. So this is... Can I see Sabrina Carpenter? The girl Josh had a childhood crush on? This girl, Olivia, though, is getting, like, praise for literally being, like, the best songwriter now.

Yeah. Well, that song... And she's getting destroyed, this girl. Yeah, now she's getting fucked. That's who they're fighting about? The dork in the middle? Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get it.

Come on. And they're so about? The dork in the middle? Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get it. Come on. And they're so pretty, both of them. I actually think the singer is pretty. I think the kid in the middle deserves to be in a bat bag stuffed in a – no bullying. Dave, no bullying. This is the nice episode. No bullying, man. This is the nice BFFs episode.

Fuck done. I'll say that kid, I'm sure he's awesome at, like, band. And Disney. And Disney. Disney. Glee Club, Drama Club, Art Club. Musicals. Not the cool club, but he is cool now.

Never played wiffle ball, probably. Whatever. I've never played wiffle ball, probably. Whatever. I've never played a sport. Nope, definitely. Definitely didn't play a sport. Oh, wow. No sports. Let's be nice.

But he's awesome. He's got these little fights. He's getting shit on on the internet. Yep. He's getting shit on the internet right now. This is the nice part. From Olivia. Jake Paul versus Ben Askren.

Is that a real fight? It's like, yeah. That's a good one. Ben Askren, he's the guy. Now, Ben's a fan of mine and vice versa because he's into the Bitcoin stuff. But he's most famously known for just getting absolutely annihilated versus Jose Malvidvado he got like need in the face the fight started right need in the face but he's a real fighter yeah he's a real

fighter so i'll watch this fight in two seconds and speaking of fights is that boy gruen fighting somebody i saw that what is that yeah no Yeah. No, I, okay. I'm pretty sure it's fake. Cause he texted me. He was like, wow, you didn't show me love on the Instagram post. And then like, I like laughed at it, but it's like, it looks like it was from charity. It's like they have a logo on the bottom that says clutch points.

It's like, it's sponsored. It's a whole event. I guess. If Michael grew and fight somebody a whole event, I guess. If Michael Gruen fights somebody in the ring, I like Gruen. The strategy is just make him breathe for like three seconds. He's going to pass out and be out for ten seconds. Or Gruen top rope body slam.

Yeah, one or the other. WWE shit. Can we see that graphic again? It's awesome. It's an awesome graphic. Look at that. If Michael Gruen fights, I'm watching. I'm watching.

I think, Dave, we're commentating. In. In. 100%. I don't know if it's real. I don't know what that is i mean maybe they maybe we get a triller to put it on the undercard of the jake fight we have a little manager fight because the other guy's uh patrick finnegan and he's like he's like another i think he did like a venture fund with jake paul he did like he's kind of like a little bit of a michael i think

in a way so how he thinks and works yeah i like listen there's kind of like a little bit of a Michael, I think, in a way. And how he thinks and works. So it would be like, there's only enough room for one of Michael, right? There can't be two fucking Michaels. You need ten planets to have two Michaels. At least. I'm not a fighter. I say that all the time.

Michael doesn't strike me as an actual fighter. So I'd be very curious to see what that's about. Last thing I have on here run a little bit long i i don't know much about it is jojo siwa got basically she comes out as lgbt and then got swatted swatted wait swatted meaning back up she got swatted for being gay i don't think that that they have anything in common. I think they just happened the same week. Okay.

Yeah. That would be crazy if that happened. That's just not allowed. That's not allowed. She came out as gay, and then her house got swatted, because that's like a trend now. People call the swat team. Like swat. Well, I'm reading the notes here, and it says she believes she got swatted because that's like a trend now. People call the swat. Like swat. Yeah.

Well, I'm reading the notes here and says she believes she got swatted because she recently broke the news that she was in the LGBTQ community and paparazzi want to come outside so they could take pictures of her. So she thinks the paparazzi swatted her so she would come out and they could take pictures, which is wild. That's a crazy conspiracy that is a very is that almost nah i also think i could believe it though i don't know because i feel like in this is a great thing i feel like coming out for lgbtq gay what i feel like is very accepted so it doesn't seem like something that would be that huge of a news story. Right, right. Like it used to be such a big news story when people came out.

Nessa comes out every other week. It's like it's not a big thing anymore because everyone accepts it, right? Like everyone's moved on. Which is great. If there's any old – like it's maybe some 95-year-old that doesn't have a phone that still is against – you know what I mean? Like no one is against it anymore. There's no reason to be. It was a big deal because it was JoJo though because she's such a –

That's the thing. The cookie cutter. Yeah, she's like the child star. She's the – Perfect. On Dance Moms, on YouTube, cleanest image in the world, selling your kids bows at Walmart for their hair. It was a shock, and that's why it was a shock. No, huge shock.

Got it. All right. I think that about wraps it. That was a good episode. Yeah, it was. Heck yeah. All right. I'll see you guys.

I got to figure out how to do this from Miami. I've been in Detroit for a week. It's five degrees and snowing every day, and I got to go catch a plane. Are you in detroit were you just in detroit for because you guys releasing yeah we we opened the sports book it just became legal in michigan um last friday so i was building the promo the week up to it and then gambling um and i'll probably be back here for the super bowl okay shit yeah uh next time next time uh roger goodell does a little charity thing we should get me to bet a bid for it auction for okay shit yeah next time next time Roger Goodell

does a little charity thing we should get me to bet a bid for it auction for it and then you come in

have you come in that would be funny as hell I was thinking about that this weekend I'm down great idea

I'm down alright guys I'll talk to you alright peace