BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - Episode 15- Sway House May Be Officially DEAD
Episode Date: February 11, 2021Dave gets to the bottom of why Josh was late to last week’s pod with his business partner Michael Gruen, Josh addresses Quinton Griggs’ video about the Sway House being dead, Dave does the “Can ...I call you back” TikTok trend live on air with Guy Fieri, plus a round of Boomer vs Zoomer.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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We got Mike Gruen.
We've talked about Gruen.
Have you been on this thing yet?
No, but I feel like I have because I get talked about so much.
Well, yeah, you're Josh's what?
How would you describe your relationship to Josh?
I would call it business partner.
I would call it business partner.
Yeah, I don't really do managerial shit.
I let other people do that.
I have staff for that, but I view myself more as a business partner.
Okay, so as business partner, you're who introduced me to Josh.
So we have you on the show, and we'll start with the stuff.
So last week, Josh was late to the show, and he was doing a live stream,
and I was motherfucking him, and he got on.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Why are you late?
Do we have the clip from last week?
If not, I can just count.
Anyways, I was mad.
I'm like, where the fuck is he?
I'm sitting here with a thumb up my ass.
Did fucking Gruen double book you like i'm gonna i probably said because i remember what grew i'm gonna choke gruen out why is he double booking you this and that so then we went along with the show
and i don't know like three days later four days later something like that you text me Gruen and you're like hey just fooling around not taking
this personal and you showed me like all these uh texts you had with Kevin Bonner who is my guy
I don't know if you heard he's moving on to greener pastures so this is actually his last
show that he's helping with but all all, all the screenshots with him.
And you're like,
basically like pulling out the receipts.
You should have known that Josh is going to be late.
Is that fair?
Are we all on the same page so far?
Yeah.
But just to,
just to understand,
like I'm in a weird spot,
right?
Cause like I'm representing Josh.
So I'm trying to make sure that we're being good partners to you.
Same with the boomer and cart,
like Craig curtain thing. Like I asked you guys in advance and I made sure to call Erica and talk about it make sure that we're being good partners to you. Same with the boomer and Craig Carton thing.
I asked you guys in advance, and I made sure to call Erica and talk about it.
So it took a weird place for me.
Because I'm trying to play along with the Barstool shit and have fun and poke back.
But I never wanted to come off as me being a dick or unprofessional.
So I texted you as like, I'm just playing around.
If it bothers you or you don't want me to do it, just tell me to shut up.
That was the idea why I texted you.
But you already did it.
I know.
I just wanted to make sure you knew.
So what do you mean if I won't?
First of all, I wouldn't have even known you did it, Mike,
if you didn't text me to tell me you did it.
I assumed you knew because Josh retweeted it.
Before Josh retweeted it, I didn't think you'd see it.
But then Josh retweeted it, and I was like,
he's probably going to see it with that amount of retweets and notifications.
So I wanted to make sure that you knew that, like, I don't mind doing it.
I just wanted to make sure you knew, like,
I wasn't being serious with, like, cut the crap type shit.
I was more joking around.
I just thought it was funny.
Here's my take on it.
I actually felt almost stronger about my take after reading what you wrote than before.
Now, I should have been told beforehand, hey, remember that Josh is going to be late.
I wasn't told that.
We did have a conversation.
And if Kevin's on, and Kevin has nothing to lose at this point,
we had a conversation earlier in the week
where he's like Lil Yachty was like all right this is the time he can do it I'm like okay I'll do it
we can make it work and and Kevin came back to me he's like Josh is going to be a little bit late
he has something else I'm like do you need and I said to Kevin do you need me to call Gruen
and tell him to get Josh ready to fucking go?
Because I'll call him.
Because I look at it, it was in advance two days.
And I know Josh's schedule is wildly busy.
So is mine.
But if we want guests on this podcast and Yachty says, hey, this is when it is, then he and I both have to be, fuck it, we'll rearrange.
Now, don't get me wrong.
If he has something, he's on a plane, he's traveling, he's doing this, I get it.
But an Instagram live with Mr. Wonderful can be fucking moved.
Just like I'll move anything to get it.
And he had plenty of time to move it.
So to me, that reinforces, like, what are our priorities here?
Because I didn't pick the time.
And if we want to go get guests we gotta go
when the guest says they're available to go so to be waiting to finish an instagram live with mr
wonderful that probably can be done anytime that to me is like well this is never gonna fucking
work when i reread the whole thing should have i i should have been free is what we're correct
we're going in circles but i read emails three days before that's
like he's probably going to be a couple minutes
late, so he was double parked.
There's a big difference between two and ten.
Like, yeah, I thought he would
hop off and it might take a minute for him to
take a drink of water and get on a mic.
There's a difference between a couple minutes late
and then being ten minutes late.
I mean, you can hold your head. I don't know what you want me to tell you.
I'm telling you this.
If we have a 3 o'clock with a guest,
you shouldn't be booking it like,
well, at 2 minutes, that's fine.
If your point is, I should have rescheduled it,
I hear you on that argument.
We are going around circles,
but you're saying I didn't double book,
but there was transparency that we double booked.
That's what you said. No, double booking would mean that he was literally double booked that i had something going till 10 till 3 10 i think it was a three o'clock schedule so that'd
be going till 3 10 when it goes till three and then he takes a drink of water he's on 302
to me that's not really that big a deal but if you think it is like i understand your point
well yeah all right so i'm not gonna ask you any more
than michael josh can you guarantee that if we have a guest you'll just be there when
yeah i can i can guarantee that okay good that's what i was looking for when michael
i got the answer from you yeah good luck with your fat search we'll talk to you later
all right bye michael he is in a weird spot he's in a weird spot He is, yeah, I agree
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don't know how you do it i'm a talented person i don't know all right okay okay and i'm a tough guy i feel like at times to work with but
jesus i it's all right all right so moving on that's me and fucking gruen um love it sway house
not a thing anymore i feel like we see this every single week quentin it does happen every quentin
went live um he was live and he was talking about i don't know exactly what the words were he said
but it was something along the lines like, sway isn't really a thing anymore.
Like, we don't all live together.
It hasn't, I don't know.
Play the clip.
Sway just isn't like a thing anymore.
Like, we're all boys.
We all love each other.
We're all brothers.
But like, there's no real sway.
What is he wearing?
Kind of looks like one of it looks like his i was just about to say it looks like his dog's collar spike like the dog spike yeah no he definitely uh he
definitely shares clothes with his dog i mean he's not wrong right like it's kind of like
it's it's a little weird but we don we haven't all lived together since like probably seven months ago.
So I guess like the one Sway house, having the one house be all together, like that hasn't been a thing for a while.
And then, yeah, so – but we're all boys.
Like I think he's got it right.
Your girlfriend and your best friend have a song coming out, Jaden and Nessa?
Yeah, they do do that's pretty
cool 219 yeah yeah it's gonna be dope i i mean i've been listening to it for a while now that's
kind of the the cool part about having roommates that do music is like i get to listen to it but
then they release the song and i'm kind of like i've already listened to this 150 times
it's exciting for me yeah is that is why Nessa wants to come on to promote?
You texted me that she wanted to come on, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, she would love to talk about the song, of course,
but she also just likes the pod.
She likes you a lot, Dave.
Like, she thinks you're funny as fuck.
She thinks you're stupid.
She came around.
That's what, if you listen.
Yeah, all right.
I like Nessa.
Yeah, she thinks that, like,
she just likes your, like, straight-up vibe.
She thinks it's cool.
She appreciates it.
All right.
I appreciate that.
We also got to get and I'm trying to is mass and beer because she has her new album coming out.
So I've been going back and forth.
So hopefully we get her on the pod soon.
Jackson, my home's chief Super Bowl got their asses kicked.
Asses kicked.
Great. It was awesome. Asses kicked. Great.
Asses kicked.
It was awesome.
I won money.
It was a great, great day for me.
So I did a duet with Jackson.
I've been waiting for it.
Because here's the thing about Jackson Mahomes and the girl, which is,
the girl is actually Patrick's wife right now.
Girlfriend?
Yeah.
Wife.
I think it's fiance. I thought it, wife. I think it's fiance.
I thought it was fiance.
Fiance, I think it's fiance.
Engage.
They have been, since this Chiefs rise to dominance,
they have been dancing on every grave.
They make these videos in opposing stadiums.
So finally.
They scream all the time too.
Brutal.
Oh my God.
Brutal.
It's not fun to watch.
Yeah, so I made this tiktok went viral kind of
i don't know are you allowed to give the bird on TikTok?
I mean, yeah.
No, like we used to do it in our videos sometimes when we just had nothing else to do.
We ran out of like the lip bites and the winks.
We were like, what the fuck else are we supposed to do?
We're just like, oh, you know what I mean?
That's what I ran.
Right.
I ran out and I'm out of TikTok jail.
Like TikTok is jail.
Like all my videos.
I'm out. All of a sudden i went from not being able to get
a hundred thousand views to millions instantly so whatever so someone opened the door and let me out
did you did you guys see my videos with jackson holmes this no we have them on here it's next yes
i saw them oh okay okay i wasn't seeing it on the list, but yeah. He low-key, he responded, and people thought it was a good response.
But I'll tell you why it sucked.
I'll tell you why it sucked.
Let's watch it.
And fucked it up, did you indeed, Jackson?
Let me know if I can get you a Tampa Bay jersey, man.
On the house.
So that's you.
So, you know, he posted the story saying, like, whatever, two weeks ago.
Yeah, after they beat the Bills, saying he can get me a Chiefs jersey.
Anyways, watch the next video.
I'll give you the club and fuck it up.
And fucked it up, did you indeed, Jackson?
Let me know if I can get you a Tampa Bay jersey.
On the house.
Okay, so now he's trying to say I'm a what?
A bandwagoner or something?
Fairweather bandwagoner, yeah.
So let's just look at those pictures, right?
The Bills jersey.
Obviously, I'm a Bills fan.
I have another one right here, Thomas jersey.
But look at the date.
I had the Bills jersey, and then I got the Cleveland jersey after they were fucking beat out.
I'm obviously not a bandwagon if they were beat out of the playoffs and I got a jersey.
I have two jerseys behind me.
I like jerseys, all right?
OBJ, he was one of my favorite
players too like i just loved him as a kid i used to have an editing account i could literally pull
up a screenshot of my old editing account probably one of my first editing pictures is obj like 100
so i mean trying to say bandwagon or whatever i've i've like 100 jerseys so i got like every
team it's it's a good response by him. Great. Yeah.
I see that.
I see that.
Yeah, I know what you mean. It wasn't a bad response.
Yeah.
I trust and believe what you're saying.
I very rarely will – like if I'm in a new city now, like I may wear –
like I'm in Detroit, so I may wear like a Barry Sanders or something
to do like a pizza review.
But you do have to be careful.
But caught any others.
Is that the only response he had?
I don't think he responded to me.
But I think that's like – that's the best response i've probably ever seen from him it is
the best one that he's ever i don't think i've ever seen him have a good one i think that's like
what but he took our he took what we were saying because we were calling him um like he wasn't
self-aware and he just took that and said it yeah he tried. Yeah, he tried to twist it on us. Hey, that's good.
Good job, Jackson.
I still have him on this show.
He is hated.
When I did that TikTok, so many people are like, thank God.
It's dancing.
It's the combo of dancing and they win.
And then we have a Brianna update that we talked about a little.
So Dixie followed you on TikTok, huh?
Yeah, Dixie followed me.
Maybe she will come on the show now that she follows all of us.
Wow.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Interesting.
I don't know.
Who's the power rankings right now, Josh, if you had to look on TikTok?
Who's number one?
Yeah.
Right now, who's number one on TikTok?
Yeah, that's kind of a hard question.
What?
That's a hard question. Yeah, it's weird right now, who's number one on TikTok? Yeah, that's kind of a hard question. What? That's a hard question.
Yeah, it's weird right now, honestly.
Because I feel like TikTok's kind of fallen out of the media a little bit.
I feel like it's not as much in the press.
Or just with lockdowns and cities, people haven't been going out as much.
So it's hard to judge who's really number one.
But probably Addison.
Yeah, because she's hanging out with Hailey Bieber now.
Yeah, she's with the – I would say Addison or Charlie.
I mean, it's going to be one of the two always, I feel like.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
I feel like Addison's not even a TikToker anymore.
She's just famous, Like, real deal famous.
Yeah, she's definitely stepped over into celebrity stature.
Yeah, it's crazy.
For sure.
I'm looking at this next.
Oh, you know what someone sent me?
And I didn't post it.
I don't want to keep bringing him up.
He said he may come on the show.
I don't know whether he will or he won't.
Bryce. Oh, Bryce? He was talking to me the other day. He's like 100% coming up. You said he may come on the show. I don't know whether he will or he won't price.
Oh,
Bryce.
He was talking to me the other day.
He's like a hundred percent coming on.
Like he told me.
Well,
he,
he also,
he may pull the psych card on you.
He did.
But I mean,
I was with him in person and he was literally filming a video.
And then he said in the video,
how he was going to come on.
So,
I mean,
unless he's just like,
I feel like he wouldn't post on his social media saying yeah i'm
coming on and then not who knows uh someone sent me him wrestling in high school getting like pinned
like i killed him in high school it's like these whole clips of people people always be trying to
find something on that guy it's crazy literally always they never leave him alone he was a great
wrestler though he was was actually insane.
I mean, I've seen him wrestle some people even now,
and it's a little scary.
I've wrestled him.
Didn't go too well for me.
What is this I'm busy, can I call you back later challenge
that it says Josh Dave?
Absolutely taking over TikTok, dude.
It's a crazy trend.
It's basically just people showing off
how famous their friends are
they're like rolodexes
they're just trying to be like look at who I get to call
it's like a flex
let's see these
hey I'm actually really busy right now
can I call you later
who is that
Jack Harlow
I'm really busy can I call you later
is that Charlie P. I'm really busy. Can I call you later?
Is that Charlie Puth?
Yep. I'm really busy.
She's already started off with two names.
Hey, I'm really busy right now.
Can I call you later?
What?
Blake Griffin.
Yep.
Who's calling?
Stassi, baby.
Hey, I'm really busy.
Can I call you later?
Yeah, sure.
Pete Davidson. By the way, why? Hey, I'm really busy. Can I call you later? Yeah, sure. Pete Davidson.
By the way, what?
Hey, I'm really busy. Can I call you later?
Saquon?
Yep. What is this list?
This is a little TikTok Drake thing.
Hey, I'm really busy. Can I call you back later?
Fucking Drake.
What?
I'm really busy. Can I call you later?
I'll call you later.
That's how I...
I gotta go.
That's how I... Hey, I'm really busy. Can I call you back? Sorry? I'm really busy. Can I call you later? That's how I do it. I gotta go. That's how I do it.
Can I call you back?
Can I call you back?
I'm really busy.
Can I call you back?
Yeah, obviously.
That one was going to be obvious.
That's her best friend.
Like Kylie and her best friends or whatever.
But Drake is like the crazy one, right?
Who knows Drake?
And he'll answer like just that easily?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like Drake is like the most most you never see him like anywhere
unless he wants you to see you you know what i mean like he's very i feel like a list celebrity
where it's like no access to them so i feel like you guys should make that is stassi baby like
world like i don't even know who that is she's she's kylie jenner's like best friend so she just
knows everybody when kylie jenner dropped jordan woods saucy baby became her like best friend so she just knows everybody when kylie jenner dropped jordan woods
saucy baby became her like best friend yeah the other ones i have are james charles and tana
were they just as impressive james was pretty james was crazy yeah yeah let's see james hey
mama i'm actually busy right now can i call you back a little bit later? What?
I'm busy right now. Can I call you back a little bit later?
You're busy?
Yeah, I'm busy being famous. I have to call you back. Okay, love you. Bye.
Oh.
What's up?
Hey, I'm in the middle of filming a video right now. Can I call you back later?
You calling me?
Who's, I don't know who that was.
Hey babe, I'm busy right now. Can I call you back later?
A little Nas, yeah.
That's Madison Beer.
Hi, Queen.
Hey, I'm actually really busy right now.
Can I call you later?
That's Bibi Rexha.
Bibi, I have to go.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
Who's that lady?
What's happening?
Hey, I'm actually busy right now.
Can I call you back later?
I don't know, actually.
And I don't know who that is.
That's JoJo Siwa.
Hey, I'm super busy right now.
Can I call you later
yeah okay bye that's exactly do people know what's happening now at this point is that why
i feel like yeah the thing is too is that was an old trend and it randomly just decided to
yeah that came back happens on tiktok but it it's definitely like some people are just faking it now because sometimes i
see the same person get called in multiple times and i'm like you're not falling for this more than
once no chance you're falling for that more than one time who would be like the number one famous
person you'd call you have to call that would pick up um i think like the biggest shocker would be someone like Ashton Kutcher
like Shaquille O'Neal
Shaq would be big
that one would be like
I think more people would say what the fuck
because it's a TikToker calling them
there's some people that still view me
like in that light so they'd be like
wow
who would you call Dave?
I'm trying to think
I think I know what would get the most reaction Who would you call, Dave? I'm trying to think.
I think I know what would get the most reaction probably,
but I feel like everyone knows who I know,
so no one would be surprised I knew him.
But there's probably a top five face in the world just being, ah, that's Guy Fieri.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Like he's just so recognizable.
It's like Kevin Hart.
It's like one of those faces that you kind of see and you're just like,
everyone knows that face.
Like everybody in the world.
I can try it.
I'll try it right now.
Yeah, you should try it.
And then just tell him you can't talk right now.
Tell him we're busy filming.
And by the way, he'll have no idea what this trend is.
Oh, he won't know the trend.
He's going to be mad if he does it.
All right. What do I say?
You say, hey, I'm busy.
Can I call you back?
Yeah, so you call them
and as soon as they answer,
just say, hey, I'm busy.
Can I call you back?
Almost as if you were the one answering.
You're right, right.
Yeah.
Then just hang up.
It's going to be embarrassing if you don't pick up.
You may not pick up.
Hey, Wildman Yeah no I can't talk right now I'll call you back
Can I call you back?
Yeah you can do whatever
Did you call me or did I call you?
You called me
Oh fuck I'm sorry
Alright talk to you later
Alright cool bye
Oh he fully thought Talk to you later. Hey, we do need to talk. We've got a lot coming up. All right. Cool. Bye. See you, bud.
Oh, he fully thought.
He just thought. He thought he called you.
That's the best thing I've ever seen.
Wow.
That couldn't have been better.
That couldn't have been.
That was awesome.
That was perfect.
He definitely doesn't know what's trending.
He's like, oh, I didn't mean to call you.
Sorry.
Wow.
He sounds like a great guy.
He was just like, oh, oh man I'm sorry I called you
he'll call back
Josh will you do it?
will you try it with someone?
you want me to try someone?
how do we get the video of it though?
yeah I don't even have the video
you could turn around
you could screen record
I could screen record
yeah but screen record you won't hear voices.
Yeah, that's true.
Is someone in the room that can record it?
Vinny, Vinny, can you record it with your phone?
All right, heck yeah.
I'll try to call Shaq right now.
Let's see if this works.
Hopefully he doesn't get pissed.
By the way, I don't know why, but I felt like pressure.
I'm like, you better pick up or else I'm going to look like an asshole.
I know.
I was nervous too.
It's so early here.
It's 9.14.
It's true.
Oh, fuck.
It is early.
I don't think he's going to answer.
It hurts more every ring.
Okay, no.
He didn't answer.
He didn't answer. He didn't answer he didn't answer he didn't answer fuck
all right shit i'll try to think of someone maybe i'll think of another person throughout the pod
okay so that's an interesting challenge my yeah it's funny my crew's all older all right so we
got zoomer there's another one dave there's another one and it's like you get two people
so like it's supposed to be i think i think i saw sienna do it with jack and she she called
a bunch of people in their contacts like a bunch of famous people and they go like pick who's your
favorite out of the two of us we should do that yeah just call them people and just tell them
yeah yeah you just call them out of nowhere and then you're like pick who's your favorite
well we don't want to put him in a weird spot like gruen where he's like he's in between
i actually felt bad for Gruen during that conversation.
I felt, I had anxiety.
I was like, I felt bad for him.
There were some points when I was laughing
and like, oh, this is a cool TV show.
I got it on my iMac.
I'm just watching this thing go between you and Gruen.
And sometimes I'm like...
He just wants everyone to like him,
which is sad to watch.
Yeah, yeah. He's a nice guy. Yeah. I'm like. He just wants everyone to like him, which is sad to watch. Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a nice guy.
Yeah.
I get it.
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All right, Zoomer versus Boomer.
Brianna, you got the setup?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
By the way, Josh, are all the other podcasts still going?
The other Sway guys?
Griffin moved.
So Griffin had a pod.
Stopped that one.
Started the Sway podcast.
I don't know if he's still doing Sway podcasts or not.
It was like he would just bring in random guys from Sway and talk with them.
Don't know if that's still going on.
But then he has another one, which is like with Tom Ward,
and it's about branding in like social media.
So it's more of like a business style one.
And then that one's going on. But then Bryce kept his.
Bryce's is still going on.
Capital University with Pomp.
It's still going.
And that's, I don't know if they were ever anymore.
I think Griff was the one like with Bob Menry, remember?
And then he just like, it got over after like two weeks probably.
All right.
Zoomer Boomer.
Oh, I know.
Is that John Travolta? It is. is wow it's a weird picture of him too wow yeah what
the hell never would have got that i used to have a crush on him so i knew well he back in the day
like this is even before my era like welcome back kata like dance like dance fever uh uh
Like water, like dance, like dance fever.
Grease.
Grease.
Grease.
Yeah, grease.
That's when I had a crush on him.
Let me guess.
Little Uzi Vert.
Fuck.
Do you see who got a diamond in his head? You weren't going to get that, were you?
No chance.
No chance.
You know that diamond in his forehead, Dave?
Yeah.
You see that?
So that's like a piercing, right?
You know how much that's worth? I think i saw that was that recent yes he's got a diamond
million or something isn't it yeah like 24 million for a piercing in his forehead his forehead and
the doctor said he's gonna die if he doesn't get it taken out that's what i heard too like it's like it's like not good at all it's not good
is that why we made that brady like we had a brady picture with him having a ring in his forehead
it's because of little uzi that would have been the meme no yeah his head started leaking blood
like there was just like he posted a picture i think and it was just like blood just started
was like dripping from his head a little bit i think that's the definition of having too much money too much or too much like percocets
one of the two wow i'm not gonna lie it's kind of cool looking it is kind of that's the problem
at the same time it's kind of dope it's like the third eye thing yeah i've seen tiktoks of kids
like getting piercings in between their eyebrows now like if trend if i could do that
and then just take it out like if i could wear it once a month i'd be like oh where am i like
25 million diamond on my forehead but i don't want it permanent right yeah well that's like
a bounty on your head he's gonna get jumped and like that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying
that is a huge bet like it's kind of baller. He's just a target now. I'm okay walking around flaunting $24 million.
Like come try me.
That's hard.
But a guy's just going to shoot you or like cut your head off.
Cut your head off is what I'm picturing.
They're just going to take the head.
True badass.
Right.
You just like, oh, I have a little Uzi Vertz like diamond in his head in my shelf.
Yes.
Yep.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
Oh. I have no idea you're gonna know this josh kind of kind of looks like i might be wrong but is that like cheech and chong
kind of thing no it looks like it looks like murderer guy but i'm having what the fuck's his
name mayor manson or something lead singer grateful dead i'm just totally having what the fuck's his name Mayor Manson or something lead singer Grateful Dead
I'm just totally having a mind fuck
holy cow
my brain man
5 4 3
lead singer
he totally looks like Tommy Chong
he just looks like a random dude
I'm just never gonna get it I know the name
what's the name again Jerry Garcia
I've never heard of that name that doesn't surprise me I'm just never going to get it. I know the name. What's the name again? Jerry Garcia.
I've never heard of that name.
That doesn't surprise me.
I mean, the Grateful Dead is old.
What are you holding?
What is Josh showing?
He looks like Tommy Chong.
He looks exactly like Tommy Chong. I was never.
Have you guys ever listened to Grateful Dead?
Probably.
It's just like I don't really know.
All-time jam band.
Like people, the entire crowd just high, drug.
Yeah.
Yeah, seen a couple jokes.
I've seen a meme on Family Guy about it.
Stewie was like tripping his balls off.
Yeah.
Bill Walton, like the announcer of the basketball all time deadhead.
Great band.
Great band.
Great band.
Sick.
Kind of like the predecessor for like a fish or like string cheese
incident type band.
I know who these guys are.
They look like the juggalos.
They're the juggalos. Juggalos. They're the Juggalos.
Juggalos?
Juggalos?
I thought you said Jiggalo.
Is that what you're saying?
Like the male prostitutes?
No.
They're clowns.
The Juggalos.
Juggalos?
The Juggalos.
They look kind of like WWE.
You go to one of these concerts and it's like we had a girl, Kat Temp, I think, who went to one of these.
It's the craziest group.
The gathering of the Juggalos.
What do they do?
They just fuck life up, I think.
The Juggalos.
Insane Clown Posse.
I think I'm right.
Their fans are called Juggalos.
Right?
Huh.
Wow.
You learn something new every day.
No idea.
Crazy? Crazy. what do they do like their music but it's like their fans are insane are they like oh is it like scary like screamo
type of shit like osborne crazy like biting bats off like heads of bats off and stuff or what
yeah except like no showing it they. They're just legit crazy.
Okay.
What?
Yeah, Gaz was at Paul, who's my first guy.
He must have filmed with Kat Temp.
They went to a Juggalo concert.
They're crazy.
I've been to a Screamo concert.
I went on a date at a Screamo concert.
It was unbelievable.
It was a real date?
Yeah, the girl likes Screamo concert it was unbelievable it was a real date yeah the girl likes screamo did you enjoy so you got you guys were just like talking while someone's screaming
in the background or i josh i couldn't take my eyes off the uh mosh pit people are getting
destroyed i was like in the top deck just watching people get annihilated so it was almost like
you're watching olden coliseum times this like huge just like war going on it was bananas oh
here's the juggalos oh this is scary
fast forward it yeah why i mean my family don't give a fuck what i do i can tell them i'm smoking
crack they don't give a fuck but the juggalo shit they're just like whatever the makeup do you wear
that like every day or just when you're at these it's not makeup it's face paint it's face paint
yeah it's a paint yeah warrior paint warrior paint yeah means i've been through some shit
warrior yeah like underwear like underwear yeah like the dirty d's oh yeah they're done dirt cheap Warrior paint. It means I've been through some shit. Like underwear.
The dirty D's.
They're done dirt cheap.
I seem to have a lot to learn.
This is my first year and I drove 25 hours by myself
straight to make it here to see ICP.
I've been down
with ICP since I was 13
years old. Is there anything you care about
more than ICP?
Honestly, there's really not.
I mean, ICP is pretty much life.
What do you got the gasoline for?
You want to smell it?
Do I want to smell your gasoline?
These guys don't fuck around.
Never been asked that before in my whole life.
Why is this nipple like burning?
You know when you fuel up your car, it smells good.
Is that why you got this?
I am.
Like, it's very potent.
It's good.
It's very potent.
Fucked up your brain, though.
So, you guys go to this thing a lot?
All right.
You get the point.
It's a whole culture.
It's insane.
Yeah.
I want to go.
You want to go?
Just to experience it. It'd be a good story. You're too pretty. You want to go? Just to experience it.
It'd be a good story.
You're too pretty.
You wouldn't make it out of there.
Right, I'd probably be stuck there.
Yeah, someone would take you and you'd just be like in a giant.
I'd be one of the ICPs from now on.
You'd be in a giant cage and you'd be the gimp from Pulp Fiction.
It would be like Mad Max.
Really?
I would just be one of the like chained up weird.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Maybe I wouldn't go.
Okay.
Don't go.
Oh, that's Cameron Dallas.
Yeah.
Do you have any clue who that is?
Is he the one who keeps DMing me?
Could be.
Is he?
Actually, yes, he is.
He kind of fell off.
I know he is.
Actually, yes, he is. What does he he is i've heard about that dave i
don't know how i know that but i do know that he had been reaching out to you a ton about barstool
i think he's doing something with stocks maybe i don't know what it was that he was but i did hear
he was reaching out i don't know yeah he is yeah he's he he's starting like uh he's reached
out to me uh four or five times so he's starting something with stocks maybe i should read i don't
know maybe i should reply he uh he he used to do or i guess maybe he still does i don't know he was
a social media kid he did mag con he was kind of like he was like the first sway yeah yeah exactly
he was like one of the first social media blow up kids. If you know, like he was in the Logan Paul era.
Yeah.
Like Jake and I think Jake and Logan went on like a tour with him for a little bit.
Yeah.
But.
Good looking guy.
Oh, don't know.
Did you just say that's a good looking guy here?
No, I was talking about Cameron Dallas.
I don't know this one either.
I don't.
I feel like I should know this.
I don't. Yeah. Not a feel like I should know this I don't
yeah not a clue
not a clue
oh CharlieXCX
weren't we supposed to talk about something with Charlie
we have to talk about that did you guys see that
I recognize that name
how did you guys not know who that was
I've never like seen her face
the only reason I know this name is because the hashtag
controversy that went on
like yeah something about Charlie The only reason I know this name is because the hashtag controversy that went on.
Like, yeah.
What?
Like something about Charlie.
So Charlie XCX is the girl that we just saw.
Her producer died and everyone was using the hashtag like I stand with Charlie and Charlie D'Amelio thought they were talking about her.
And she responded and was said, I'm looking through the here for charlie hashtag oh my goodness you guys are so sweet um your kind words warm my heart i'm
so lucky and they literally were talking about charlie xcx's dead producer that is awesome not
awesome how bad is that no no no that yeah but charlie yeah awful but awesome that charlie
thought that was about her yeah and by the way you can say what you want like what an ego what
a whatever it's still such a power move that's like if i stand with dave and i just look i'm
like oh thank you everybody that's for me yeah i'm the only that is low-key a power move but
but she told me that's ego at all there's ego. That's 100% Charlie just being like, oh, they're probably making a hashtag about me.
I should try to be nice in response.
She was just trying to be a good, like, creator.
Oh, yeah.
She didn't read the hashtag.
She didn't mean it to be like a jerk.
And her name is C-H-A-R-L-I.
But it is still like if you just see that trending, you're like, oh, that's about me.
I mean, that's.
Well, it just means she didn't read any of them because the hashtags were like, rest in peace.
And then she tweeted.
Oh, yeah, I guess that does mean she didn't read any.
So she didn't read any.
Well, she's like Michael Gruen.
She doesn't have time for that.
She doesn't have time.
Right.
Schedule's too busy.
Schedule's too busy.
She's on a call.
She doesn't have time for that.
So she was just like, I see the hashtag.
I get it.
So I'm too bad.
But for real,
probably like RIP to Charlie XCX.
Her producer.
Her producer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's too bad.
Oh,
I don't know her name.
Oh,
oh,
she's on Friends.
Yeah.
Friends.
Yeah.
What's her real name though?
Monica.
Yeah.
But Monica's her name on the show, right? Yeah, that counts. Yeah, that counts. Yeah. Friends, yeah. What's her real name though? Monica? Yes. But Monica's her name on the show, right?
Yeah, that counts.
That counts.
Yeah, okay.
But it's Courtney Cox.
Okay.
I assume I'm supposed to know who this is.
You don't know who it is either?
Looks like John Denver, but I know it's not.
I have no idea
i have no idea who that is i've never heard trey did josh just go take a shit i have no
idea no i was trying to fake my producer just ran away and my camera died i think so
guitarist for who lead singer of fish oh so we just talked about fish i know i well yeah i'm not
nearly the i'm way more familiar with grateful dead than i am fish right yeah i have no clue
little balls dancing or whatever that song is great song dancing around the room that's the
song dance around the room's a great song. Probably not Dancing Around Little Balls. That's a weird song title.
It is, but I think they can talk about balls dancing around the room.
Maybe.
Yeah, Bounce Around the Room.
That's funny.
Is that it?
Oh, and punk.
And pop.
I'm just assuming.
This is just because I know of a big band in K-pop.
It's BTS, I believe. Oh, that's what I thought it was. K-pop. I a big band in K-pop. It's BTS,
I believe.
Oh,
that's what it was.
K-pop.
I was going to say K-pop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's like BTS is the band though.
K-pop is like a genre.
Yes.
Oh,
I didn't know that.
I don't know any,
like,
couldn't tell you a name of a person on that band,
but they are massive.
But they're like huge.
Yeah.
That's what I hear too.
They're so big.
They're fans. Like they're. hear too. Dude, their fans, like they're –
Died.
Oh my – like it's insane.
Yeah, I got into it one time with them.
They came at me one time.
I saw them at an awards show and I said something pretty nondescript,
but they came from my head.
Oh, I'm surprised you're still like standing after GTS fans came for you.
They're crazy.
What did you say to them?
What? What did they say to you? don't know it was years ago oh that's crazy well how many of these we got i don't
know who that is yeah i don't know i i've literally got zero idea oh that's quavo's quavo's girlfriend
the only thing i know about quavo is when they say Quavo
in the beginning of the song.
Right. Quavo.
Quavo.
Let's see what you're saying.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a snowflake DM to her
when I was getting it.
Yeah.
When we were talking about the snowflake thing.
All right. So do we want to...
Let's just end.
We'll save Kiss Marry Diss even though that's TikTok friendly.
Save that.
Do we have questions?
End it with questions?
Yeah.
Just two questions.
Let me see.
First question, if – okay.
If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
Wow. Yeah, that's a a crazy that's a crazy question italian italian wow i would say probably just like a steak dinner i'd go heavy pasta
heavy like uh carbone or something like that.
Just heavy, like, heavy pasta.
Yeah.
I'd eat a shit ton.
Yeah.
Okay, two.
When concerts open back up, what's the first concert you want to go to?
That's a good question.
I mean, I'd probably rather go to like a festival or something do like because
i've never really yeah i've never done like a coachella or made in america or anything like
that so i'm one of those people it's like uh i i could never do a coachella i've gotten spoiled
and josh you're so young so you'll be spoiled like I could never do a Coachella as this is
gonna make me sound like super bougie as
a normal person and just be in the mix
I'd hate it but if you have the
hookups and the connects like I want
yeah I've never done Coachella
that way and I haven't been to a concert
really in forever
yeah
yeah I still Jimmy Buffett I just i'll follow jimmy
buffett around and just go to his shit all right fair enough that answers it so we'll we'll get
back to the guests i'm gonna make a pledge to myself i'm gonna be nicer to michael gruen
yes that's nice that's a good pledge that's a big step Dave I will say the only thing is you
can't take personally what I say in the heat of the moment like I'll choke him out like
I mean I just said it like you can't really mean it right right you didn't mean it like
seriously you're gonna come up in here like I right grab him by the neck and just like you're
also not a physical guy no you said you've never fought. I forgot. I even said that or we even had a falling
out till like four
days later when he
texted me out of the
blue being like just
joking.
But I just trashed
you on Twitter.
Yeah.
All right.
So anyhow, that's
BFFs.
Anything else?
I think that's it.
Resolution isn't be
nicer to Michael
Gruen.
Great day.
Be nicer.
All right. See you guys next week. See you next week. Peace. I think that's it resolution is be nicer to Michael Gruen great day be nicer to Michael Gruen alright
see you guys next week
see ya
next week
peace