BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - Episode 7

Episode Date: December 10, 2020

The boys fly solo this week, talking about the latest Sway House drama, why Bryce is still mad at Dave, and the Jay Alvarez sextape. Dave and Josh also do their best at identifying some feminine products, and picking out the Sway Boys by their abs.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, another episode. I'm choking here, of BFFs. So we got Josh, Brianna. Do we have the camera on Brianna? So we have Brianna this time on camera. Okay, cool.

First of all, before we even get into this way, I was cleaning up. You chirped me brianna on my like reply video well because the two the toothbrush it was just like why did you throw that in because wasn't he saying about like teeth it's just this song though you don't need to put in a toothbrush i thought that was kind of like a fire move what by the way that guy didn't respond what's his name noah miller yeah what the fuck i thought he would have responded to that video but he didn't no no i thought he made a duet about the the podcast though didn't he he made one video initially yeah did you see my response to him i feel like maybe i didn't do we have that can we show that to josh yeah i made so he so i'm getting like better at tiktok

now so he did that He did the response video. And I don't know which part he saw. And then I tried to invite him on the show because I want him to go rip everybody. And I don't think he responded to it, which is crazy because I thought it was like an elegant, classy, sophisticated TikTok response. The only person who responded to it was Brianna saying, like, why do you have in it we landed in miami and i made it there it is here it is right here noah miller noah miller's the fuck out of us i need you need your bffs let's roll sway house together next bffs The toothbrush is an electric move. I mean, is it an electric toothbrush?

No, it was just I just showed up at the hotel. I had like I was undoing my suitcase. I listened to the lyrics. They said something about brushing teeth. I'm like, I'm going to use this as a prop. It took me like seven takes to do it correctly. Seven takes for that? Yeah, because you have a limited amount of fucking time. I don know yeah i know it's it's hard to plan out perfectly i mean you did like hit that you gave a little like arm movement dance i don't know dave's getting

better at tiktok i think so but yeah he didn't respond to that so that kind of sucks all right what the hell's going on with sway house dude i i woke up and i got a facetime from noah on the day when all these tweets were like going out and people started like assuming things and noah's like yo josh is sway like falling apart or something i i had no idea what he was talking about so i instantly go on my phone and like start seeing all these tweets. No fucking clue what happened yesterday. Like, I don't know why. Like, Blake started tweeting. And then I think that Omni was tweeting something sad, too.

So maybe that was the correlation. Or maybe it was like Sway. I have no idea. I was lost. Like, I'm looking at it. I'm still lost. So people are unfollowing S house on on like instagram yeah so i mean you guys are all together and live together and you're you're saying you have no idea what's going on

well i wasn't with blake yesterday you know like i don't live at the same house as him so i i don't know from his point of view i know that quentin i think when they talked about him like removing pictures from sway i know that's because he's trying to build a certain image for himself online for something he's coming out with in the future so he just wanted his like feet to all look the same do you think sway house is dead no i mean the boys like we all still hang out we're all making videos i would say the only thing that's different now is like there's no sway one house it's like there's just two houses people don't really use the sway account so people don't follow it there is no actual like formal connection it's like no one signs something be like hey i'm sway house i have to do this right

right like we've kind of just all we're all all just like, we say we're Sway. We say we're in the group. It's not like a, yeah. So there's no, right. There's no, like, it's not like being in a boy band where you sign a contract and you're, like, committed to anything. No, not, you can leave Sway whenever you want to leave Sway. If someone wanted to leave, they could leave tomorrow and pack their bags.

Right. Have you followed this? No. I think it was leave, they could leave tomorrow and pack their bags. Right. Have you followed this? No. I think it was just like a publicity thing to get attention. But, all right, some of it's publicity. But then Bryce Hall has been all up in the news because he's going to fight Little Yachty because Little Yachty put lyrics of Addison Rae in his song and shit like that. And then I asked, so I asked Josh, I'm like, get Bryce Hall.

He's like, I don't think he'll do it because he's still like butthurt about Alex. I mean, he's just got a bad, like, I don't think he really is fond of you, Dave. He doesn't like me? I don't think so, man. Since when? Because of Alex. Yeah, that kind of hurt him a little bit. Come on.

He can't be that soft. That's tissue paper. I don't think it's, I don't know what it is. In his head, it's not a soft thing. It's more like I'm not going to go and talk to a guy that he feels like, I guess, made someone disrespect him. This guy's got to be the softest dude ever. Like, does he not bust balls?

All he does online, he's like, oh, I lost up a fight thing. Like, I mean, nothing that bad has been said about him. Alex said he looked like Sid from Ice Age, and I said he was the ugliest sway boy. But who fucking cares? He's dating, like, a really hot girl. He's famous. People say I'm fucking look like Gonzo all the time.

I don't cry about it. I don't know man It just hit him in a different way I don't even know how to explain it It's just like he really wasn't He was not happy at all So do you ever talk to him when you see him Be like I mean we're doing this

Podcast together Like yo like Come on it helps Maybe we need to do a little like therapy couples therapy here yeah get them on because i think we're and i know a lot of your guys did podcasts on the sway house i think we're the only one that's kind of like working to be honest i think that bryce has his in the business category and then i don't know what the rest i think all the other ones failed yeah i don't know which i told you the first all the other ones failed. Yeah. But I don't know.

Which I told you the first day we met, when remember all the guys like, well, we're doing a podcast with this guy, that guy. I don't give a fuck about any of those people. Like, our podcast will work. Oh, yeah. But I don't know. It sucks if we've alienated all the rest of the Sway House guys, where it took me like five seconds to be like,

oh, we don't want to deal with that guy anymore. I know. Let's see. Maybe we got to pull in someone from the outside, get like a therapist to come in, maybe like someone famous. Maybe, I don't know, get you and Bryce just to start chatting. Yeah, it is surprising because he does come across like he does. I don't know.

He gets talked so much shit about. How could he care about anything? That's kind of the world he's in right as long as right about you like i got voted on this thing the most polarizing like sports figure that's awesome like i'd rather be polarizing and people hate love whatever and i don't even whatever we gotta get him back on he can't be that soft. Let me tell you, Josh. If he doesn't like me, I'll like him a hundred times harder not back. I'll really go at him. I thought we were all big, happy, Sway House podcast family.

I thought that's what we were, too. I felt the family vibes. I felt the love. I didn't feel it. Yeah, I don't know. So we have nothing. You have nothing to add to any of this, all this way house shit. Nothing. I mean, what's a little Yachty beef?

Yeah, he has a little bit actually. I mean, I thought Bryce took a dub there. I mean, after Yachty started saying, like, I don't want you in my music video, and then Bryce kind of just threw up the this you with the screenshot from the manager's text saying they want him in Addison in the music video and then Bryce kind of just threw up the this you with the screenshot from the manager's text saying they want him in Addison in the music video like that was that was pretty funny yeah that that is a good victory but he probably didn't want him he wanted Addison probably so all right last thing now this game want to explain this was your idea right right so so the name those sway boy abs okay yeah so who explain how this is going to work here.

So there's going to be pictures of the Sway Boy's abs, and I'm assuming you're not going to get any of them, but I want to see if Josh really knows his Sway Boys. If they're a big family, he should know his Sway Boys. Okay, so I'm just judging off the abs. This is, okay. That's Quentin. Nice. Yeah. That's Quentin. Nice.

Yeah. That's crazy that you knew that. Quentin's got to keep working out. You guys are all ripped. That was something that I could probably get to in a month. Jaden. Wow. He has a tattoo.

I mean, it's not that hard. The arm, you know. Noah. This is just going to make me look so weird that I know everyone. It's like, it's really not that weird. I swear it's not that weird. Those are my abs, yeah. Wow, you got good abs.

Thanks, Dave. Blake. He stole my freaking Gucci necklace, dude. Are you guys all on steroids? No, just a couple. Just two people. Yeah, I'll let you guys guess. What is it?

Does it fuck your dick up? I mean, I don't know. I think that it makes just your testicles shrink. That's what they were saying. Yeah, that's like a problem, right? No, but I think it goes back after you're done. Like they drop again. Got it.

That's Anthony, though. So Anthony just doesn't work out. I don't think he did during that picture, or maybe he had just started. But he used to be, like, super skinny. Got it. Like, insanely. Oh, come on. Oh. We had to do me dirty like that.

That's fucking – Dave Portnoy. You can't put all those fucking people up and then do that one. That was – that was – Wow. Unneeded. Griffin Johnson. That's funny. right and then bryce yo bryce and dave's bodies kind of looking the same put them next to each other can we do that we honestly kind of do me and him yeah yeah i was saying that because i know i didn't

think it fucked with like you know your part i'm just saying that because i know bryce will get pissed at it if he sees this clip hey look they're kind of similar now i haven't worked out in like years i may start doing some push-ups and fucking sit-ups you never know on bffs when your shirtless picture is about to be brought up so no i know well i i know i kind of like the shirt the way i look here shout out grubman with the pen gear. All right, let's give some love to our sponsor here. No Days Wasted is here to help you maximize life's moments. They're the new BFF. They just launched Hydration Replenisher, an electrolyte drink mix with immune support,

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What's the most insane actual rich person behavior that you've experienced? One time I legitimately watched Jake Paul buy three Lamborghinis and hire two drivers for two of them so that he could drive in one on the road and at any time no paparazzi or person following him would know it was him in his car because he would have two other identical cars with drivers around him at the same time and back in the day anytime i wanted to leave his house but i had to be back there later for something he would legitimately make me leave in like an onomar pegue watch so that i would have a hundred thousand dollar watch on my wrist that i would have to return and come back with. I've seen him order DaBaby 1942, an IV, a massage, and Riley Reid all to the same jet. One time I wanted to start a secret company with him and I told him that I would only do it if he bought me an Escalade

as the company car and he bought an Escalade the same day. One time he was shooting a music video and only wanted a specific type of Maybach and the only person in the world that had it was Drake and they told him he couldn't have it so he called Drake and Drake's team and paid to have the car the next day. Wedding ring was three in a grand and I lost it but I guess that'd be my own insane behavior, okay? Well, that's crazy. So that was really just about how Jake

spends all his money. Yeah, it's a trend to talk about the most rich people behavior you've ever been around so I'm sure you have a story with some type of rich person. I mean, Dave, don't you? You got fucking money. Aren't you just the rich person? I would say I'm rich, but I'm not like that rich.

I'm not like buying. And I didn't think Jake Paul was that rich to be buying like three Lamborghinis. Like that's madness. But like it might just be not the best like financial move. It doesn't mean like, right. Like technically you could afford to buy the Lamborghini. It doesn't mean you should. Yeah.

I'm trying to think, I mean, you're around a lot of crazy shit off the top. And I have been around tons of rich people, but I'm trying to think of things where I'm like, oh my God, this is just obnoxiously rich. Nothing like what Tana just said. All that stuff was outrageous. That was almost like crazy person behavior. Right, right.

Yeah, no, that's what I would expect like Jay-Z to be doing or something like that. Yeah, right, like billionaires to be doing that type of shit. I don't know. What's the craziest thing you've seen? Is there anything that jumps out of your head? See, for me, it's like I've gotten like a private jet to Vegas the day before, but like I've never paid for any of this shit. Like someone always ends up paying for me or like it's like, you know, some surprise

sponsor. So like we got a jet and ended up like landing in Vegas with like cars that were were like dope it's like nothing nothing like that where i'm actually spending the money yeah i mean i get planes all the time like i flew to miami the other day like i i'm done with commercial that's the best part of like i guess having money but i'm not obnoxious like that i mean i bet i gamble but nothing there's nothing that jumps out to me and to be honest there's nothing that jumps out to me. And to be honest, there's nothing that I've seen from ultra-rich people that is anything remotely like that. I can't think of anything. I mean, I'm trying to think of the craziest things I've done. I mean, I've bet close to a million dollars on, like, a sporting event and lost before.

But that's more like I'm a degenerate idiot. Well, yeah. I wasn't trying to like flex be like look at my money what what do you do after that what do you do after you lose an a million dollar bet i just have to block it out of my mind and be like oh i didn't do that like like you know what is the sun comes up tomorrow not in the bank account i would be like i'm crushed after that i used to back in the day just put t-shirts on sale i'd be like i'm crushed after that i used to back in the day just put t-shirts on sale i'd be like all right i just lost all that money i mean i spent 200

grand for a place a month in the hantans like that's a lot but nothing i mean that stuff's crazy like going to get drake's car i don't know how much money the pauls have maybe they are billionaires like i can't do that type of stuff like the million dollar bet that's once a million i bet a ton of money on the patriots in the Super Bowl, ended up in jail. But nothing like that. Nothing as crazy. And, again, I've been around plenty of rich people, but they don't do that either or else they won't be rich. Right.

That's what I'm saying. Like, you can't spend that money and stay rich. Yeah. I do have a different question. I've noticed that. I've noticed Bryce does it and that guy. Like, what are these earrings now that hang? I feel like that's straight out of the 80s. have a different question i've noticed that i've noticed blake uh uh bryce doesn't that guy like what are these earrings now that hang i feel like that's straight out of the 80s like that kid's

earring are like people wear those now the dangly ear yeah the dangly earrings it's like right out of an 80s video it's very fucking strange yeah no the anthony kid that we saw that you were like he doesn't work out he lives with me and he started started the whole dangly earring thing on TikTok. He was actually, I think, going to be in some New York Times article. They did some article about him where he was one of the boys that started that trend. Are there more trends? Is that it? That's it?

Those are the two popping trends right now. Okay. So we got another game that brianna came up with which is for you and i josh basically feminine products here and we're gonna see if we know what they are i feel like i've seen this somewhere else but this was a trend on tiktok oh it was yeah okay let's see how we do all right i'll be really disappointed if you don't get a couple because some of them are easy I'm having Deja eyeliner Nope

No Mascara Mascara Alright eyeliner and mascara are the same shit No it's not Mascara though you got it I think it is the same stuff Do you know that one Josh?

I thought it was mascara Is that like a tweezer? No, I know what that is. Eyebrows. So it's not a tweezer? It's not tweezers, no. Is it like a pimple squeezer or something? No, it's

to do stuff with your eyebrows. Close. Look at the top of it. Eyelash lifting. Pluck your eyebrows. Wait, Josh kind of just got it. It it eyelashes eyelash lifting pluck your eyebrows wait Josh kind of just got it it's an eyelash lifter basically you put fake eyelashes on with it

eyelash oh that's a makeup thing that you push and smooth and shit okay yeah you didn't think I'd get that well what is

like Josh do you like know the name of it is it a dabber? It's a makeup, like, sponge. No, you got it. You got it. You got it. I mean, I fucking nailed that.

You got it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that was pretty close. I got no clue what that is. Josh? Is that like a fake tit? Menstrual cup. So, alright, that's

exactly... We're not going to go, like, no girl that I'd be with would leave that laying around. So I've never seen it before. Yeah, fair. That's not just like, you know, you just throw it in their toilet or something. Yeah, but the guess is we're funny.

Acrylic? Acrylic is nails. So it's going to be something for nails. Oh, is that one of those things where you dip the nail in or something like that? Yeah, you guys spot on with that one. Because there was context clues. Yes, context clues, exactly. That's something for your eye no way that looks like a wine bottle opener it does look like a wine bottle opener but it plucks your eyes that doesn't pluck your eyes

that's something so different i still don't know what that means. Speculum clamp? What the fuck? Am I supposed to know what a speculum is? I wouldn't even know the name of it, but I know what it is. What is it? It goes in your vagina at the doctor. In what? It cranks it open. Well, that's not a feminine product.

No, but it was a funny thing. I mean, it wouldn't be used on a guy. What'd you say, Josh? It wouldn wouldn't be used on a guy. What did you say, Josh? It wouldn't have been used on a guy. No. She said it goes up. So that's like for an exam? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Nail. Nail. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You put them on like your toes, right, to space them out or something? Yes. Yeah.

Nice. Have you ever had a mani or a ped josh i haven't no i had one i hated it hated it didn't like digging around on my toes i had to call an end to it i'm like that's enough like and lady didn't understand what i was saying i'm like no i uh looks like floss. I have no fucking clue. Yeah. Yeah, I got nothing. I literally have floss. No, it's an IUD. Yeah, I'm going to be honest. I know what an IUD is, like basic, but no clue what it looks like.

No clue, yeah. No, no. Like an IUD and it's like, okay. Like I don't, I have no idea how that could possibly work for anything. I don't get IUDs either, but I know what it looks like. Fake boobs. Oh, they are fake boobs, aren't they? I too soon nipple covers all right yeah the nipple covers are like weird i think i've i've seen i think a girl at like one of my school plays one time had that her nipple covers just like fall out

oh that's brutal nipple covers are like weird i mean they're weird to like when they when they appear it's always like a little shocking not shocking but it's like oh all right nipple covers so that's that game i mean we did better than i think we thought we did okay i don't even think we got one all right so the next part, again, if girls are leaving shit around, you generally know. All right. So we got to go back to some questions here. See what we got for the questions of the week. You have them, Brianna?

Yeah, I have them. Okay. Okay. So, but this is going to be a reoccurring thing. So if there's any listeners that have questions for Josh and Dave, tag the hashtag ask BFFs on TikTok and ask any question and they'll be answering ones every week. So we have three questions this week. First one, Josh, if you were to go to college, where would you have gone?

And Dave, where do you think would have been a good college choice for Josh? Okay, so I'm Canadian, so I probably wouldn't even went to school in the U.S. So I would have went to a university not a college because college is for like dumb kids in canada um but i probably would have went to like university of toronto i don't know i never thought i was going to college ever i mean i don't know he's popular obviously so you want to go somewhere warm probably where there's like hot girl i don't know like miami or something probably would have a cool spot for him it's a weird question but okay next question fuck yeah miami josh what is your least favorite trend that has been on tiktok and dave is there a trend

you hated all the years you've been on the internet a trend i hated probably the the rating like when they got parents to rate the kids, and not because I, like, cared that parents were, like, saying, speaking shit on us or anything like that. Like, that didn't bother me. Just because so many people made such, like, a big deal. Like, people just, like, turned the trend into something not fun when it was supposed to be fun. Like, I just hate when that shit happens.

It gets so annoying on TikTok. I hate every trend. Like, I hate TikTok. I hate, like, I started, so this is gonna date me but like barstool's been around so long i remember when someone told me hey dave you gotta get on myspace i was like what's myspace and it's like this thing it's like okay i'll get on it and then facebook comes along and then instagram comes along and then tiktok comes along and and with barstool it's constantly like well we gotta stay relevant we gotta stay cool so we'll

be familiar with all these new things and you're constantly trying to learn new platforms and stay relevant and get better at it and you know reach new audiences but you can never rest so it's just that part keeps me up that's like the business side it's just we always have to be ready for like the next thing or else we'll disappear so you never get to rest you never get to sleep every new trend it's like is this going to take off do we have to be on this platform so that kind of is always a pain in the ass and it's like i'm sure you know tiktok's obviously what's hot it's like why josh and I started this. But there'll be something else in another year or two years. That's the next thing.

And then you got to learn how to master that. Snapchat, whatever it is, there's always something new. And the next generation's on it. And it's just staying relevant and staying hot. So I hate every new trend. I hate it because it just causes more work. Seriously. That's a good answer okay last question advice to slide into a celebrity or social media stars dms what catches your attention

in the dms do you guys even read your dms i did this i like some girl made a video about how to slide into like a celebrity dm and i responded to it. I think I duetted it. I was getting on my like TikTok game. Okay. And it made different. I think I said for girls, I'm like, just say you fuck. Like if you're like, hey, I fuck, that'll catch your attention. Now I get it too much.

So it's like a joke. Like people are that the guys say, girls say it. There's always new trends that I don't even know are trends, but I can tell somebody said like people are sending me snowflakes. Somebody must have said something. It was a song or something. Oh, that's the snowflake is when you're soft. Yeah.

They're calling you soft, Dave. No, they weren't. They weren't the snowflake. It wasn't like guys. It was girls. It was from a song it was like ice or something i asked when this was going on well now if snowflake means like you're like no i know what a snowflake is i'm the king of calling people snowflakes it wasn't being sent

in as it was girls saying it was like icy that's what it meant i asked and the thing they're saying it was a compliment okay so they were saying you were icy yeah what does that mean though like swag down like yes yeah so that um i get a lot notice me's like notice me notice oh oh yeah no i'm never answering that no i'm never answering what since has noticed because people don't get my dm so and it goes full circle again when we started like what made barstool barstool is we always had content before anybody else. And it wasn't like people were sending us videos they take themselves that were funny or unique. And we were the ones putting it on the internet. It started, people would send, we had like tips at Barstool Sports.

Then it moved to Facebook. Now it's really Instagram, how people send tips. So I go through, people send pizza places, videos, and girls slide in. And if I see what I would consider a hot avatar or somebody, I'll look if I'm just going through it. So I always end. Yeah, I look. I think it really just depends on what the little picture is. I feel like that's important.

You've got to have the best picture as your profile picture. People want to know what they're getting right off the get-go. And then they'll go and read your DM. I will say I never understand a girl who sends a DM and is private. Right. It's like, at least put the VSCO in the bio so I can see what you're working with or else like it's like you better have like a very, very pretty looking little Abby because then you got to follow. So I went through a phase where if that happened, I'd follow. And then I was not attracted to them.

I wouldn't unfollow because I felt mean. It's like, oh, I look now I'm basically calling you ugly. So I don't want to unfollow. And I ended up following a gazillion people. And then people start criticizing me that I was following too many people. So it's like, all right, well, I did. And I did a cleanse not too long ago. I took out like 2000 people.

Jeez. See, I I remember when I first started social media, I totally would just follow people. See, like I was like, oh oh that girl's cute okay i'll keep the follow and then if not unfollow but that's not a good thing yeah that's calling them ugly well i wasn't calling them anything i was just seeing if i was interested in keeping the conversation alive and then you know sometimes i was and sometimes i wasn't yeah i mean i have it listen people ask it's like i'm single i'm not on any like dating sites or anything like that. So I have met people.

I don't go out. I mean, when I go out, I don't meet a ton of people. So I mean, I look. So your advice is to have a good profile picture and not be private. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

That's the advice we're taking from that question. Yes. I think so. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. yeah okay yeah that's the advice we're taking from that question yes i think so yeah yes yes yes okay next question or is that it no that that was three questions okay those are three questions all right last topic that we have here are you familiar with this and this is going to get a little weird and i don't know what the plan is here. So Jay Alvarez has this sex tape. Do you know who he is, Josh? The travel guy.

Yeah, he used to date, I guess, Alexis Wren. And Alexis Wren's like, she's just a monster on Instagram. She has been for a while. I think she still is and she's still like pretty relevant. Gorgeous girl. They used to date, right? And make like videos. I think he sort of slipped out of

relevance a little bit yeah but he's a very good looking guy by all accounts and he had a sex tape come out that's kind of going viral i haven't seen it like what's the plan are we planning on watching this right because i saw i i saw the link d Dave I saw a link and it says link to the video on the notepad so for someone like me like I haven't watched it right like That concerned me because I was like are we just about to watch this naked dude for five ten minutes on BFFs this morning Is that what I'm getting ready for? So me a minute Should we watch it to watch it because a minute. Okay, it's only one minute.

It's a minute. Should we watch it? You need to watch it because you need to see how it's produced. It's produced like one of his travel vlogs. It's weird. Okay. All right. Fucking let's watch some porn. Ah, fuck.

All right. Some BFS watching porn. Let's do it. This can't be good for TikTok. Nope. It is. I good for TikTok. Nope. It is. I see it everywhere. Oh.

Good thing it's kind of blurry. It's literally a vlog. This is like a YouTube vlog. Fake boobs. It's gotta be fake, right? He's heating up coconut oil. The music is marvelous. Oh, dick.

This is the fucking weirdest podcast I've ever been on. That's the whole thing. That's the whole thing. All right. So what's the, now he released it? Yeah, it got, I'm pretty sure he leaked it or something like that. So it was leaked on Twitter. Yeah. Yeah, it got, I'm pretty sure he leaked it or something like that. So it was leaked on Twitter. Yeah. Girlfriend, ex-girlfriend Alexis Ren said that he had a small dick before.

So I'm thinking maybe he was like, no, I don't. And here we go. I mean, he clearly, first of all, that's an edited, that reminded me of like the Kim Kardashian like promo hype video. Now, I am somebody who is familiar with having sex tapes leaked on the internet i was about to say you you you know you have a step into this game a little bit correct i have had two that have been released and are gone and i guess that's what we're saying here like when mine hit it like was an emergency. It's like I'm on the phone with everybody. Like, get these the fuck off the Internet.

Threatening to sue people, suing people. So mine, mine were not. And then we actually had, I don't know, not too recently, like a celebrity. So the Dave Portnoy show, which is more like Inside Barstool, we had a celebrity sex tape guy who broke the Kardashian one and the Paris Hilton one is like the king of sex tapes. He also happened to be a Barstool fan. So he hit me up. He's like, just so you know, somebody just tried to sell me a sex tape of you. It was a new one.

He actually showed it to me. I was like, oh like oh my god another one but what he said is true in order for somebody to profit or buy it i would have to like sign off on it i'd have to be like yeah so you can't make money on anything i have because i would never agree to do it that was clearly leaked and clearly made. Like, nobody makes a sex tape like that. Yeah, that's like some, like, high quality. You rented out a red camera, you know. Like, you actually put some work into this.

Yeah, that was porn. Like, you don't make sex tapes where you're cutting back and forth, baking baby oil, and pouring it on a girl. You make a sex tape that's leaked. It's like, hey, we're like, you have your phone. Yes. Like, right. Put it on a corner of like a bed or something like that. And then I get back.

Right. It's like your phone happens to be sitting there like, oh, let's turn this on. Not that that they had producers. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of a wild move, though, to bake. Bake oil. Bake oil. But I think we're kind of a wild move, though, to bake. Bake oil? To bake oil.

But I don't even think we're kind of ruining the vibe. That's, like, trending on TikTok now, too. Everyone's talking about the baby oil. Not the coconut oil. Like, every girl wants it now. People are ordering it on Amazon. It's, like, trending on TikTok. Coconut oil?

Yeah. Wouldn't that kind of ruin the mood? Like, you're in the middle of something. It's like, let me take a quick like 20 here. Go make some coconut oil. I'll be back like that. Yeah. It's not going to be as like smooth as the YouTube video after all the editing.

You know what I mean? Right. Because he was like already down there like, you know, munching. And then he's just going to be like, like yo give me a sec i'll be back he's gonna come back she's gonna like have put on a shirt and is watching family guy now a hundred percent if i go into the kitchen too i start snacking like if i'm like cooking and waiting for the water to boil like i'm just gonna start eating cheez-its and shit yeah exactly and then you get cheez-its on your fucking fingers And then you got to go wash that shit off.

So it's just like you're never getting back to it. It's not happening. Yeah, there's 0.0% chance that works in real life. Like you said, edited. I mean, you're a girl. Are you like, oh, I want coconut oil now? The video was edited. It was great.

I mean, every girl I've talked to watched it at least 15 times. Unrealisticistic though. Totally unrealistic. Great watch, unrealistic. Yeah. Like, I mean, it's just – again, girls should be practical too. Be like, there's no way – just the fact you're going to boil water. Yeah, just like get l just have like coconut oil sitting ready to go like 24 7 melted just like

on the stove on low or something yeah because waiting for water to boil is actually one of the more like frustrating things just in general like if you're cooking on the cob you're like come on let's go let's go let's go if you're waiting the girl's like naked in here in the middle of it it's just an impractical situation but i mean obviously girls like it the guy's a fucking awesome looking dude he's like throwing his fucking dick around on a video no shit but it's it's just yeah fake life well other girls have come forward on tiktok too that have hooked up with him a girl my friend too and said like the coconut oil is yeah he hooks up a lot like everyone your friend yeah okay yeah she hooks up with him well why didn't we have her on i know yeah why wouldn't

we have asked her on my podcast yesterday she's on a flight to la what so what all right what go ahead i cut you off because you said that go yeah no but there's lots of girls coming forward on tiktok that are that have a lot of followers and it would be credible, have hooked up with him, and the coconut oil is a reoccurring thing. It's in every sex experience with him. Can't live without it. All right. Maybe he's diving a little too deep on the coconut oil now.

Yeah. He heard one time one girl was like, this is fire, and then he's just been doing it since. I still don't know how you do it and make it work. How does he make it smooth? Right. Like, you've got to get up and go and, like, you can't not go turn on the stove. So that has to happen at some point. So, like, but then also if he's doing it too early, she's going to be like, why the fuck are you turning on the stove randomly?

Like, if they're just hanging out in the kitchen, you just turn it on the stove, throw some coconut oil in. Any girl is going to be like, what the fuck are you cooking right now? Like, what are you doing? And also, it's like if girls are now wanting coconut oil, as a guy, I don't think you can do that. Like, I don't want to do a move and be like, oh, you're pulling the J. Alvarez. Like, no thanks. Yeah. Because then it would be like you're pulling the J.

It's his signature move. So you need something else, like Hot Rocks. I'm going to bring out Hot Rocks every time I go to have sex with a girl now. Yeah, the baguette. That's my move now. You can't do that. All right. So I guess it's going viral still going viral and

well played by him listen if you drop a sex tape on purpose you are generally at the end of your like famous string like like again yeah for me it was a no-brainer i didn't want it on there i like you know the porn companies were offering me like like, I think millions of dollars to do, like, porn. It's like, why would I ever do that? I have no interest in it. That's not how I make my money. That's not why I want out there. I don't want the girl out there.

If you're Jay Alvarez and no one's talking about you, like, if you asked me who Jay Alvarez was two days ago, I'd be like, I have no fucking clue. Then when you put it together, I know, but he hasn't been in the news. Sex tape, it'll be interesting. It'll be interesting to see if this helps him out. Do you think it will? Like, long term? Or this just, he'll be relevant for the next couple weeks? I feel like it's going to be.

I'm thinking a couple weeks. Unless he throws another one together. Yeah. All right. Yeah, then he's just going to get classified a porn star eventually. Yeah. Any thoughts? We already did it.

I know we were talking the Logan Paulgan paul now versus mayweather any thoughts on that we'll talk to him we kind of talked about it yeah i saw a picture of mayweather next to logan if they stood next to each other like with their size difference and everything what it would look like don't know if it was real or not but logan looks just like fucking huge next to him yeah i think he's a lot bigger i guess nobody totally knows what the rules are yet like yeah like how is that even allowed yeah right so who knows i mean it'll be interesting i'll definitely watch it i said one of the things that i think is interesting, because of Nate Robinson getting knocked out by Jake, there's this, like, black Twitter athlete movement where, like, they hate the Pauls. And if Mayweather's like, I'm going to fucking kill this kid because I'm going to, like, avenge that other loss in a weird way,

I think he can do it if he wants to. He's the best boxer of all time. Granted, he's old, but if he's like, I'm going to make an exhibition and give people his money worth who knows and i could be wrong i was dead wrong about the nate robinson fights who knows yeah it's like i don't think anyone can have a right guess here it's just like with the jake fight we've learned like anything can fucking happen like no one really thought jake was gonna come out with the dub there all right so that's it we'll put this thing together fuck you sounds good cool later later man