BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - Episode 9 - Tana Mongeau
Episode Date: December 22, 2020Dave and Josh welcome Tana Mongeau to the program to talk about her long list of influencer relationships, including an attempted DM slide to Dave himself. Josh reacts to the latest song written about... him. Dave retells the story of the MHOC, and considers Josh as a new potential member.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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Okay, another episode of BFFs.
Myself, obviously, Josh, Brianna.
I don't think, I don't know if we're doing an episode next week.
I haven't figured it out.
I'm heading to Miami tomorrow.
Josh, you're already home.
Yeah.
You going back?
Yeah, I'm going back tomorrow.
Where are you from?
Boston.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh, going back? Yeah, I'm going back tomorrow. Where are you from? Boston. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Oh, she's finally on.
I'm literally so scared.
Can you hear us?
Why are you scared?
Yeah, what are you scared about?
No one should ever let me talk at length.
You just did.
You're doing the whole, like, kind of gamut of Barstool.
You did Alex last week, right?
I'm kind of on a weird Barstool press run, but it's all by chance.
I didn't, like, you know, suck any dick at Barstool.
You would know.
Yeah, I would know.
And no, that hasn't been done.
You guys reached out.
I don't even really fucking know why, to be honest.
But I'm here and I'm excited.
And yeah, Barstool Press run.
Who knows?
Well, I don't know why Alex invited you.
I know why we did.
I assume it's kind of the same reason
that's such a fucking you thing to say well it's true no you're you are 100 right i to be honest
with you the entire experience was very interesting because i think that even throughout it i was kind
of questioning her like why am i here you know even my fans were like tana's energy is a little you
know it was different it was a different experience i don't know why they did it i feel like it was
very charity of them you know i was supposed to be their first guest and the reason why they never had
guests yeah because you blew them off right you just you did a no-show oh yeah no i mean
there's a lot of moving factors but i guess the the moral of it is i was an irresponsible
tana piece of shit um back in the day and i didn't go to their podcast and they made that
viral youtube video about it and alex has always said like the reason why we actually never had
guests is because tana fucking blew off our podcast so i was just kind of sitting there the
entire time like i don't know why you're doing this but do your thing shorty like i'm very grateful that she was down to even hear me out and kind of get to know me now versus
how i was then and that thing exploded with that well so what i was saying what you said was a me
thing to say so we started this josh and i what we've been doing now for what two months yeah well
a little longer than that probably maybe two and a half three and we just are looking for like people who kind of have the it factor for whatever reason on social media youtube tiktok
and you're kind of top of the list now how nice of you i don't know what list that is we mean like
the drama controversy what'd you say i said we mean like the drama and controversy list yeah i
was gonna say like i feel like you guys have been having like really polarizing figures like the trisha episode
i i honestly i just watched her episode and i was like holy fuck i feel like mine is gonna be like
that like i thought it's not that i really i just i don't know she was savage so i'm catching up on
everything and i said it in the thing i actually actually didn't – because my world is so different, and I was out in L.A. when I met Josh, and I did Impulsive and met with Nelk guys.
And I did – I don't know.
I call it the L.A. thing, but we're sort of isolated, I feel like, in New York where it's not this same vibe of all these creators working together.
I've always – I equ equated to like game of
thrones where we're just like the north we're just kind of sitting here by ourselves and we're in our
own world it is different so when you slid into my dms which you did when we have them here and i
don't know if you are actually we have to dive into that to be honest with you i think that's
why i'm nervous and know that i'm to have a scandal because I've been anticipating this conversation.
But also I'm ready to have a scandal.
That's obviously why I came on.
I do have a lot to say about sliding in.
Well, you didn't really do anything that crazy.
You just said hello.
And then there was like you asked for drinks.
You asked for drinks, too.
So there was a little like little tan and trying to pull some moves.
Josh! Josh! You're right right i did ask for drinks and that's where to be honest i was debating the deniability of it all i saw your clip and i was like oh i could just say i was saying hi and like wanted a podcast and
then i went back and read and it was the drinks dm that really sent me like there's nothing you
could say to like you know like justify that like at all. So I wasn't totally aware.
And I looked, it's like, holy shit, she's got a bazillion followers.
And not only that, like I had a gazillion of the same.
So a lot of people followed me.
It's like, all right, so she's real.
But, and I asked a couple of girls who I know, I'm like, do you know this girl, Tana?
I think she slid into my DMs and they all had the same reaction they're like yep be careful that was like literally to a t what they all said
honestly that's wild that explains why he left me on scene I didn't leave you on scene it was we're
on other sides of the country I got the vibe a little bit from you and I said this and it was
a little different from um and you you guys are
all so incestuous out there but julia rose same kind of vibe it's like this girl's just trying
to get like i don't want to say clout because you have it but a new audience like i didn't think you
were actually interested so the question is tana tana the question is were you trying to get with
dave for clout or do you think dave's a good
looking guy or is it the or is it the dave has fuck you money i'm gonna be real obviously i knew
at the time he had all of these like call her daddy ass bitches around him you know what i mean
like a million loud flamboyant like dumb bitches like yelling about sucking dick like it's not like
i could offer him anything in that sense it's's more so at this time, I honestly just really wanted a sugar daddy. And I had this assistant who was fixated on you.
It actually was like a, like a dare.
Like we were like drunk as fuck.
I think we were in New York city.
I think that they're like,
they were a lot of people in my group
wanting me to see, you know,
if I could conquer that,
if the bar still money was a thing.
I don't know what you were like either.
I also thought you were just like a chill,
fucking rich ass dude. And you're actually, you know, you're scandalous, you were like either. I also thought you were just like a chill, fucking rich-ass dude.
And you're actually, you know, you're scandalous.
You're scandalous.
How am I scandalous?
I'm not fucking scandalous.
I mean, I'm not really scandalous.
I actually thought it was the, what's that?
You're outspoken.
You're far less passive than I ever thought you would be.
Oh, yeah, right.
Correct.
That's somebody who has no idea who I am if they think I'm like a soft-spoken little, like, flower. Yeah, right. Correct. That's somebody who has no idea who I am. If they think I'm like
a soft-spoken little like flower. Yeah, definitely not it.
I don't know what I thought, you know, I was like, Oh, maybe like, you know,
barstool CEO will get me a Gucci bag when I'm in New York and we can buy it. But like,
it's like, you know, I don't know. It's, it's different now, but I did slide in. I'm not going
to lie. I'm not going to lie about it. I think that it's important. Sometimes you see, you know,
successful thriving single CEOs and it's important to shoot your shot.
That was what, see, and from my perspective, when I went to LA and did Impulsive, I got a wave of people who are interacting with me as if they just found out I existed.
Because, like, Logan was asking, like, different questions.
Like, I know you've been doing it for a
while and i think at one point it's like yeah we sold for a fucking shit ton of money to pen
and all these girls who look very different from my traditional like dms bikinis fake titties out
that is like it's like all right they just heard me on this podcast i have no fucking clue i am
daddy issues galore all the jesus of it all all up in your fucking dms i 100 believe it i think that
yeah obviously when you're just going you know when you're speaking on that big of a platform
about how much money you have you're definitely gonna have a lot but i'd like to say i did it
before a lot of girls right i split in your dm no you worked the exact time i feel like you
listened to the logan thing and then you came in and that's why i was like but i was the same
this and i like literally didn't at all i'm just like a basic fucking war it was in your dns
well no i i really thought it was clout i mean and this game it's actually probably a good segue
for this game for people don't know why everyone was probably saying be careful because like
is your and we've asked everybody here was your original kind of like burst onto youtube was just airing out like stories right
um stories from my life like not necessarily other people's in the very very beginning because i
i wasn't i was more apprehensive at that time but i also had nothing to lose at that time it was
very quickly that the apprehension faded obviously as you see throughout my career um but at the very beginning
like my first story to ever like crack like because I was doing daily vlogs too like I was
inspired by just vloggers who vlog their lives I had no idea that I would end up doing story time
or talking about my life so like I I was vlogging my retail job and shit and then one of the videos
I happened to make was telling like a story about a stalker I had since like second grade.
And kind of getting into that.
And like obviously I was this young girl from Vegas talking about a lot of crazy shit.
Story time just ended up staying and working.
And then over time it was like, well, do you want to hear what's about other people?
And then even just over time, I guess I became more and more shameless with it.
Because it's like when people love that authenticity about you.
I became more and more shameless with it because it's like when people love that authenticity about you.
So if we went on a date, do I just assume that everything that happens on that date is like on the record?
It's a valid question. I don't, you know, detest you in any way for asking it because you have every right.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
because you have your very life, right? Yeah, I guess, yeah.
Right.
I guess.
If you date a podcaster, if you date anyone
who a part of their job is incorporating, you know,
a percentage of their real life,
I guess there's a chance if you're a part of their real life
that you're gonna be a part of it.
But at the same time, if I sat down on a date with you
and you said, am I gonna get a fucking video?
And I said, well, are you gonna do something, something you know terrible or worthy or psycho of a video you usually have to be in a caliber
crazy to get a video so maybe that's a you problem and then secondarily you know if do you want that
and then usually if someone is like no i hate this world i hate these videos why are you on the date
with me first of all if you're going to dinner with santa mojo you kind of know that it's santa
mojo and she's crazy like you know what i mean so then then i would probably just flip it
to be like well if leave if you don't want a story time like i don't know i care about what i do more
than more than love can can uh can a guy and a girl be there's a weird question i'm not gonna
say the name but can we can a guy i think you can
like you know how if two guys sleep with the same girl they're like oh eskimo brothers yeah
so me and tana are eskimo whatever you want siblings and i don't know if she knows that
and i'm not gonna say the name but we are wait wait wait wait are you saying we fuck the same
bitch this always fucking happens to me
this is always i am yes because i don't i don't like finding a way to say nice
because josh richards is here it's like his little tiktok sign he's like we're like eskimos
i don't want to get josh in this scandal i knew you would do something eventually that would move
my point you're scandalous not scandalous nope not scandalous but we are brothers we're eskimo siblings i guess it's a sibling it would have to be siblings bro i said
brother no no we're not brothers we're eskimo siblings maybe later again i'm not gonna say
the name because i don't think that wants to be out there but we are so dave are you gonna are
you gonna go on a date with tana dave or what would you would you have said yes i've had sex
with now to think about who dave portland would fuck and i honestly have come to my conclusion
if i had to guess if there was a gun to my head i think i know who were eskimos over
however i'm shocked well i don't know that you know the right person so it's a game of he said
she said but i don't know that you got the right person. What could we? You probably wouldn't thought that that was someone.
Like, I can sit there and.
No, I've never.
It wasn't Bella Thorne.
I was thinking it might have been Bella Thorne.
No, I've never met Bella Thorne.
I had a crush on her.
It's never been Bella Thorne.
So anyways, one day maybe you'll figure it out.
So you, and this is kind of your thing, which is also, you've hooked up with like a million famous people.
It's your thing. which is also you've hooked up with like a million famous people. It's your thing just to make expenses and then letting the guests like apologize.
No, it's not apologize, but we have a game that Brianna set up.
So Brianna Chicken Fries has set up this game for us.
I jump around.
Josh, how familiar?
I'm always trying to get the air.
When we said we're getting Tana, were you like, oh, I know everything about her?
Or is it like she's a little above?
Where does she fit in on your fame scale?
On my fame scale?
When I'm like, we got Tana.
How aware?
I dance to a fucking sound and get more views than all of her YouTube videos.
I don't think you –
No, I know pretty much everything.
I see all of Tana's scandals like the biden butts
out for biden i saw that one like you you i see them all i usually see everyone i had no idea i
i've always wondered that actually i think that's like you're one of the last people i've asked
pretty much everyone else i know their gauge i'll always be like charlie like did you see my scandal
like i'll see you know like how far it gets almost like into the community
and i always wondered if you saw my scandals i don't know you're in the sway boys though you're
like a little scandalous right right sway boys are a little like can't mention that in sway boys
are edgy yeah they you're like i haven't decided they may be. There's real edgy, which I would say is myself. And then there's kind of like.
Where do you think I fall?
Edgy.
Edgy.
Like same kind of thing.
The difference is I think she's more calculated edgy.
Yes.
I could be wrong.
Well, let's talk about her latest story time on YouTube.
Did Dave just call me smart is he hitting
i don't think what you do is by accident like and i don't think you were sliding into my dms
because like oh he's hot like i think you're calculated so what is the latest controversy
well your latest controversy tana of your best friend hooking up with your fuck buddy was that
like oh i guess that's my latest controversy.
It's funny because I feel like I have like a few scandals a day.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Because think about it, if you're me,
there's a lot that, you know, don't go full blown.
Like I'm seeing them, like mini ones.
And then one like hits a blip.
You know what I mean?
To me, since my best friend fucking my fuck buddy,
I probably have like a hundred scandalous things happen.
But that is the most public.
Best friend who are we
naming names here what like or we want called mindy in the um story time so your your best
friend fucked your fuck buddy you had a problem with that in my house i caught them i didn't
necessarily have a problem i'm more so was just telling the story but i guess i had a problem i
just said that out of heat i won't want that i don't think it's like you're a fuck buddy
well i just had a bad week so a lot of things happened my ex made a really bad song about me
i didn't like the song wait that tana we have so much in common we both got songs written about us
oh my god wait okay so bella thorne also just released a song about me. Oh, yes. I've had some bangers released about me in 2020.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh my God, it's Kane.
I forgot.
No, no, no, no, no.
Sonny Maloof.
Sonny Maloof came out with a song about me.
Like two weeks ago, a different girl came out with a song about me.
How many girls?
You got another one that did one, Josh?
No, she's saying Nessa's like.
Oh, oh, oh. Now you have like a repertoire of musician bitches if you think about it.
Now, the Bella Thorne, that was real, that relationship.
Yes, absolutely.
But I mean, Harry Jowsey actually just put me onto the term clout farming,
and I cannot get it out of my head.
I think it's so funny.
I always say like, you and my ex are clout farming.
You're like, these girls or whatever and i think that sometimes something could be based in clout farming you
know you meet someone and you're like this could be a crazy opportunity and like you know like
let's do a photo shoot let's go crazy let's go fucking somewhere this was before paparazzi
ruled everything so now it's like let's go hold hands with kevin in front of kevin long in front
of boa you know but like at the time it was like you know let's post a photo kissing or whatever
but then obviously when you're spending a lot of time doing with someone doing something with
someone i like if i hate you i can't do it so let me ask you this then on what you just said
it has to get real though like for me to be there like 100 i'm not just gonna sit in something that
is entirely fake and like i have to love that person.
I have to like them more than a significant other.
You know what I mean?
So, all right.
Then to go a little bit deeper, I like that too.
Clout farming, whether it's Bella Thorne or Jake Paul, is it like call up?
Hey, like you want to get some clout?
Like, how does that start?
I think that that's what people think.
I think that people often envision my relationships with people in Hollywood.
I never responded to what you said, but I guess you are right.
A lot of my images, you know, dating other celebrities, hooking up with other fucking
other celebrities.
What am I?
I don't know why I'm beating around the bush.
It's literally the same.
Yeah.
But like when dating these people, I think that people think that it's like I FaceTime
Bella Thorne and I was like, please give me your clout right now fucking please I'm gonna die if I don't have it and then you know
that Jake and I sat down at a round table of a hundred executives and we were like we are going
to have a wedding yes like that that's not what's happening you know what I mean like I think that
everything happens by accident or like by genuine you know I met Bella at a music festival her and
I were just like blackout drunk like raging together I think I was on Molly honestly and I like was like I want to kiss you let's do
it like and I tweeted a couple weeks prior I want to date Bella Thorne next she was like I thought
she was so hot at that time like I was so into it I was down and so then we took that photo and
started like for real dating honestly and then Jake Jake and I were hooking up and then we got
caught and then it was like well we could run with this or not and we're both just crazy people so that's kind of a very small that that whole world is so
just wild insane it's like the same names bounced that's a funny way to put it like honestly the
first time you said that i spit my drink out 20 minutes ago charlotte is the most incestuous
disgusting the influencer world all led by you yeah i was gonna say tana
i was gonna say you're in the world you're number one
you're not wrong i'm not saying i'm not a part of it i'm just saying um
it's interesting i don't think it happens anywhere else in the world you know josh all
of your friends have fucked like you know i can honestly say that they're my friends too right yeah no 100 i'm like counting his friends i fuck like have you
fucked any of his friends tana yes yes you have who you just said yes oh i mean i'm sure i'm sure
come on well i mean josh said yes so well well i'm not about to i'm not about he said yes
and then he did cut it yeah i'm not out i'm not out no one you could just google search and figure
it out okay i will after all right so what is the game here brianna that we put together for her
okay so like you just said tana fucks a lot of famous people so three dating games on three
podcasts this week this is the third game.
That makes us sound lame.
I was about to say I love our games, I think, go viral, so I like them.
So hopefully ours is better.
This has went so viral.
Bryce Hall said y'all should stop this podcast on TikTok.
You know when Bryce Hall is weighing in.
I'm not allowed to say anything about him because he's soft as fucking marshmallow,
but he's the softest dude ever.
So publicly first,
I canceled Bryce Hall before it was popular.
Like, honest to God.
Like, I remember-
Tana and Bryce did have, like, the biggest beef, but-
I had public crazy beef,
and it's actually funny because we squashed it.
He called me the other day and he was like,
no, you can finally film with me
because I'm relevant again. And I was bryce i will we'll squash it
at one point and honestly it's like i don't even know what he's mad about and then josh gets
fucking dragged for not defending him but it's like we really haven't said anything alex said
he looked like sid from ice age and like who fucking cares honestly yes i think especially
also just if you can dish it you have
to be able to take it i think that should just be a general look of this space that's why i end up
hating people always because i'm like how are you gonna fucking dish it and not be able to take it
you're a bitch it just makes me think people are yeah some people are cut differently like i have
the thickest skin ever and i have people just like it doesn't bother me that's like just my nature all right smash or pass have you played this yet but some people are people you've already
smashed my one of my first like viral videos was doing a smash or pass okay yeah i see i had a
smash or pass youtube video once and then i couldn't release it dav David Dobrik. David Dobrik. If I end Josh's smash or pass video, I want to know.
Well, this is for you.
No.
I'm just trying to get anyone else's team.
David Dobrik, smash, duh.
Absolutely.
Yesterday, tomorrow.
For clout?
No, for love.
I love that man.
Oh, you love him for real?
Okay.
I'm so in love with you. I love that man Oh you love him for real I'm so in love with you
I love him
I think he's the smartest
dopest individual
my love for him is platonic
obviously I make a lot of jokes
but honestly also if he was down
I'd be down
So platonic but not at all
That's my whole life
I also have an issue where i would
fuck all my friends i want to say that like i've hooked up with a lot of my friends like
i don't my lines of friendship are very yeah i feel like this game is just going to be smash
like smash your past just gonna be smash yeah it should have just been how many people will
say smash too i mean this guy i have no idea who fucking this guy is but he's gorgeous
there's a level to this that i think you have to also understand and that is that realistically
you know all cameras off i probably smashed most of these people like like gas station boy would
i hook up with him like we're at a party we're drunk sure we can make out we could fuck whatever
but what i claim what i publicly him? Would I say we were just
friends? Would I say no? You know what I mean?
So that's a level of it too, I think.
And he's someone that I, you know, I would
say smash with it all, but publicly, like, would I be
like smashing gas station boy?
Is this gas station boy?
He works at a gas station?
No, he makes shirtless videos at gas stations.
He walks at a gas station.
I got it.
I love TikTok.
Who knows where his career is going to go?
I also really weirdly, like, I like multifaceted people.
I like people who, like, do a lot of shit.
Like, I don't, you know.
This is just what he does?
That's what he's famous for.
Hey, there's Tana.
Oh, fuck.
What a world.
Finding these trends.
And he was part of them.
It's crazy.
I never thought 2020 would end with me, like,
walking in a gas station with my clothes off with, like, this man.
How did that video come about?
That's his trend.
Yeah, but, like like how did you guys
get connected um i think we just started messaging on like tiktok or instagram nothing like that fun
that's what's cool about tiktok is it's easy like youtube back in the day it would be like you'd have
to have your team reach out to their team you set up a lab eight months from now and it's eight
hours long and like then it's sending to a team of their pr to get approved and like with tiktok
it's like yo what's good want to walk at a gas station and i think that's a chill because it's definitely more
my what a world well we know that i mean hard pass would box you don't like her now you would
box her we we are we're fighting currently she just made a song about me called stupid
fucking bitch that's the name of the song an entire music video where she employed the girl she's currently fucking to play me and then
smashes a cake in her face like just like has been coming for me so much but i just i i have enough
respect for you where i could almost see this being like a work where like you guys are gonna
be like now one of these celebrity fights and make a gazillion dollars he would i definitely would i'm not gonna lie i don't know
where she stands and i'm not gonna lie the beef is also like a little real but also that makes it
fun like jason ksi or logan ksi's beef was like a little real like that is what kind of makes it
she would be my number one smash i don't know that she's that like i haven't seen her i used to fucking love bella thorne she would be your number one you're telling me oh
of like who we're talking about here not in the world imagine a world where you go on a podcast
and someone tells you that nessa is your dream smash like your ex-girlfriend and you're just
sitting there like that's a compliment to you like i would love that it sounds like my dream
smashers my ex-girlfriend's like yeah well you can't get her well i mean who says
i have similar taste i guess so if anything my smasher pass is your smasher pass but i am saying
pass though too give me the give me the initial the girl you think we're the same the first no because like the whole world will lose their fucking mind i can't
no mine's not famous is she blonde no oh my god she's not famous it's a bitch in new york and i
know exactly who it is her name starts with and an N. You fucked this girl in New York that I know?
Yep.
This is awesome, dude.
This is something. I'm feeling all the tea right now.
This is the best thing.
I actually thought it was Corinna.
I thought you fucked Corinna this whole time.
Who's Corinna?
She's David Dobrik's side partner.
Oh, Corinna Komp for whatever it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, no.
I've talked to her a couple.
I've never met her or nothing.
That is wild.
I did fuck this girl in New York.
I really didn't mean to fuck her.
I was blackout drunk, and she was just, like, hot.
I don't do that a lot, though.
I actually really don't like, like, one-night stands or hookups.
Okay.
She was just an exception.
And clearly she's an exception for you, too.
Also pass, and the last two can end up together francesca fargo i mean this girl's
smoking hot um i well it's hard too because i'm passing people i've literally fucked like i fucked
her but like i would pass now you know who is she um who's francesca fargo that's a good question
to handle on netflix with harry i didn't really know her when we started we just we really got
to it we really got to hooking up there was no okay she's hot well we also clout farmed
speaking of clout farming no um but um francesca and i definitely i think we like you know she
definitely likes the daily mail of it all so i'm not saying i don't i'm saying i think someone like
her looks at someone like me and is like oh we can go hold hands and it will make me a lot of money like you know so i think
the friend that yeah that's so in terms of clout farming where does this fall on the scale
at this point or just in general just the whole thing huh the whole fake wedding and all that
jake paul now i like it's hard because obviously like no did we
get legally married no that was like that was a fake wedding there's nothing you could say to
ever say it wasn't i guess you know i mean like don't get me wrong like we were like yes we feel
this like this is a vibe like let's do it let's make this video this is crazy all this stuff is
crazy like you know what i mean but like the emotion of it all like was real it's still real
like it's real for me it always
will be real i've like loved jake more than anyone i've ever loved and like probably always
love him i guess that's like big t yeah geez that just got super deep that's just when i think when
you're like stuck in a lot of life with someone i love him now so much more as like a best friend
you know what i mean like i think that sometimes you have to decide that you and someone would be better off as pffs you know um as as friends because
it can get a little toxic and stuff like that and i think we're also both in places of our life where
it's like you know i care about him so much that it's like i could marry him i did so it's like
like but we're not in a place of life where it's like either one marry him i did so it's like fake marriage like but we're not in a place
of life where it's like either one of us could expect loyalty we're both very open people like
there's just so many factors that i think make it where it's like okay like we should be friends
and maybe that's more so from my side i don't know you know i mean you're getting deep there's
something there it's like getting deep all right this was i really just do love you i think that
as time goes on like i i look at jake as like someone who's never done me wrong. Someone who's always been there for me. Someone, if I killed someone, I could call. Like there is a point where now it's like, of course I can make all the jokes. Like I wish it was for clout. It would literally have been easier on my fucking heart.
it at this point like i think that so many of the things like business-wise that i'm doing right now like if i'd never met him i would have never like gained that knowledge made those connections learn
those things i think i would be like a lot dumber i could have seen myself falling off i think he
was the first person to really teach me how to make this like a a business that's what i mean
too like it just yeah and it's like when someone does exactly what you do and they understand
everything that you go through and like the scandals and the pain, like family lives.
Don't get me wrong. That's trauma bonding. Yet another reason that we should be friends.
But like regardless to have someone like by your side that understands what you're going through.
I think Josh can obviously attest to this as well. Like it's rare to meet someone who gets the struggles of your life.
You know, so when you do, you do you're like shit that's dope so
yeah next this is a smasher pat oh addison ray i know people want the d smash absolute smash i
would die to hook up with her but i know that is like scandalous to say now you know like i ship
her and bryce like no but you've been pretty public saying you're going to like steal Addison.
That's what you've been, been putting out.
Really, really tried.
Like in person.
Yeah.
Like to her.
Yeah.
I've definitely spoken to her like since the getting at her in like a way.
And what's dope about, but i can never figure it out
with addison if she but she's probably just nice right like there's no way she was flirting back
with me like that's that's what it all comes back down to i'm like there's a part of me where i'm
like okay but like she's clearly just like ah that's so sweet like i'm of course i'm hot i'm
a kardashian like it's not like she's like oh yeah i want to fuck tan i think she's a cloud
farmer i think she's smart from and i don't have anything but i think she's like, oh, yeah, I want to fuck Tanner. I think she's a cloud farmer. I think she's smart from – and I don't have anything, but I think she's smart enough to know like playing a little bit along could be like just good.
Like she's just building her like persona.
She's definitely a genius.
Yeah, I was about to say she is a super smart girl when it comes to social media and business.
Like she has a great head for social media.
She knows what she's doing.
in business like she she has a great head for social media she knows what she's doing and there's an element of you can have like you know the teeny bopper crowd who loves you
but then you may want a little bit of an older crowd you may want an edgier crowd you want it
all so like you bring a little bit of an edgier crowd with like brody jenner after bryce like
she's gonna have no problems i think there's also a level of like, I have to look at if I would want to like corrupt someone.
Brody Jenner?
Yeah, wait, where did that just come from?
That's like, in my mind, Brody Jenner,
like move the clock back to what, 2001?
I was saying, because he's affiliated with the Kardashians.
I was saying like, I could see her being
with like a Scott Disick type of like
Courtney approved type of man next.
How about right?
Just forgetting about him.
I guess that I just don't see relationships
in Hollywood lasting to the point that I look at
absolutely everyone.
I look at everyone as like,
oh, who are they gonna date next?
Like David and Liza.
I was like, oh, I'm excited to see Liza Dudes next.
I just, how I look at things, which is bad.
They could be together.
Well, that's your world.
We're definitely going to get another
cancel the podcast, by the way,
after this, Josh,
which is not my fucking fault,
for the record.
I know.
But I'm saying that Brattison,
I'm shipping them
and I'm keeping them.
So everyone better realize that.
I'm not on Tana's side.
Fuck Tana.
I'm sticking up for them.
Fuck you guys.
You're the worst.
I love Bryce
and I love Addison.
All right, let's go now
that is smart if i'm going down don't try to go down with me you will get canceled like
we're doing the right thing you're like you're you're scandalous it's fine yeah
harry josie harry jose you have to tune into my newest video to find out if i'm
i i mean obviously i'll tune into the
video i encourage but obviously fuck him you fuck everybody and he's like pretty well known well i
guess that if you want to know you'll have to check out our video we'll be clarified if we've
ever hooked up if we ever will hook up this is all too color daddy had alex had him on alex had you
on it's like this merging of worlds this guy had no idea who he was till till alex had him on alex had you on it's like this merging of worlds this guy had no idea
who he was till till alex had him on i was like who the fuck harry and francesca were such like
they just came out of fucking nowhere you know what i mean like just out of fucking nowhere
this crazy you're right he popped up very fast but he's also smart like he's scandalous as fuck
and like knows what he's doing and, like, wants to build a brand.
I definitely think he also wants to follow in the footsteps of Jake, though.
Like, in some ways.
Like, I could see him boxing and, like, he was just dating Julia Rose.
Like, just, like, I could literally see him having, like, a wedding.
I mean, he did propose to Francesca.
I could see him taking it all the way.
All right.
Next.
No, I would not smash smash but one of my favorite individuals
just because of the Jake thing
yeah I would absolutely rather pass away
like literally
I have so much love for him like best
human ever like I love his brain
but I would rather die he's like my brother
actually like when I hang out with him that's really how I feel
would you have a threesome with him if they were
willing to? Bro, what goes
through your fucking brain, Dave Portnoy? I get it.
I get it. You gotta have these cliques.
No. No.
No. He definitely
would. I don't believe you for
a fucking second.
That's an all-time clout
farm move. That's the biggest farm
there is.
Oh my god, and just let their dad join and run a train.
That's fucking disgusting. Again, I wouldn't put it
fucking past you. Now you're getting weird, Tana.
Yeah, right. Now you're the weird one.
Line stepper.
No. Alright, next.
Line was here. Tana went over. Oh my god, he's next to me.
He's next to me.
Hunter Moreno.
He's literally right there. I kid you not. He lives with with me he's like eight inches i'm like pass what are you doing after this who is he i don't need to
disrespect him because i know he's right there but who's hunter moreno he's my roommate and my
best friend and you've never hooked up with him okay you have so that's a smash bullshit i'm out here busting it for
everyone we've never fucked okay i believe you i don't know why you'd lie all right next although
you did say you sometimes a lot oh there's me through me and at the end wow great look
absolute smash well i don't know now because of your personality
what does that mean not because
it's not good but i'm saying like you're an icon like i know if i hooked up with you i could see
telling like you know like i don't worry about me telling you i was about to say over you tana
huh you think dave's gonna be the one to go to social media over you? Yeah, you'd be the one to make a video about him.
A hundred percent.
And I don't want to toot my own horn,
but because you fucked really good-looking guys and famous guys,
I'm like a totally different category for you.
I'm like, oh, Tana must be smart.
I think most people would be like, Dave's smart business.
You're in the social influencer world.
Dave, are you trying to pitch yourself to Tana right now?
What did you say, Josh? I said, Dave, are you trying to pitch yourself to tana right now what'd you say josh i said dave are you trying to pitch yourself to tana right now no i'm just saying fucking like no i'm just saying it wouldn't be me to go like public tana would fucking run to
the presses as i expose i am the root of getting exposed just as much and like people love to to
pull a me on me so i will say that so i mean i don't put
anything past anyone and my trust is on absolute zero um so a part of me always does go into
something like they could expose me too i guess you know especially when you're the one that's
like the but how am i getting no one knows anybody that i've hooked how would i expose you everyone
knows every single person you've hooked up with here's the difference i would smash dave portnoy two years ago because he didn't have this podcast was in the tiktok
space he was he was you changed dave portnoy i don't believe you at all like not even a little
bit that's why you reached out to me when i did it's like oh this like when i went
to la whatever we'll agree to disagree but i think the whole point of this whole thing has been that
i would really probably fuck any of these people so who am i to really say if i would or wouldn't
yeah i know i think you would fuck me for all the wrong reasons not because you had any interest in
me not because you were attracted to me but i think i'm a good clout farm um there i would develop interest probably
to be fair yeah i can be charming like i like but you're right i guess my intentions going into it
wouldn't be one correct no no no definitely not oh my god you like a good thing about you know
being a fucking sugar baby clout farmer is that i like the business of it all. So then I do end up bonding with people. Yeah, no, that's been my vibe on this.
It's smart, like very smart.
It's like half good, half bad, half genuine, half not.
Kind of just like my whole career.
That's the vibes I got.
That's the vibes I got.
So we appreciate it.
Did you have a question?
Did you have anything that you want to ask her?
I wanted to talk about a little bit more
about the bella
song like what was your reaction to that and mod sun wrote a song about you too what do you think
when you hear these songs about you i'm really excited to hear josh's perspective on this too
because he just said he had some girl write a song i can't wait to know them too um you should he go should i go you go you go okay hey um it's this has been a fucking really
interesting experience i've always been used to people kind of releasing songs about me i guess
what bothered me so much about the bello one is it's terrible it's not good and i hate it
like if it was like good i like i what what i said you know i've dated other singers too who have made like poetic
beautiful music about me and like at the end of the day you're calling me a liar but it sounds
fucking beautiful so do your thing but i'm like you're calling me a stupid fucking bitch and you
sound terrible and you're a stupid fucking bitch you know what i mean like it's just it's not this
hasn't been it the mod son of it all i don't really say his name i started off when i did the
story time about it,
like not saying his name,
but obviously people just found out.
And then it's like, I looked like a head ass
because I should have just said his name.
That one's tough.
I don't love that song.
That one hurt though.
I think that's also the difference is,
you know, Mod Sun is like a smart musician.
He taught me a lot about music we have a
lot of life history type so his record was more thought out and like actually and that to me is
what's also more impressive like if you can make a record that strikes a chord even if it is anger
or something like that's what speaks so much more volumes over that whereas bella i just like want
to shut her up so so who was your song about Tana because you have
a song Tana so was your song about someone without you I saw that today I found that song yeah yeah
I was definitely thinking of you know some things when I wrote it that was and Hefner had Bella in
the video our trajectory as well and Hefner was honestly about her like because I was I was
dissing Black Bear because Black Bear came for me on Twitter and was like – To say you guys might as well be talking Greek right now,
like Black Bear and –
Do you say Hefner?
Do you mean Hugh Hefner?
It's not called Hefner.
You should check it out.
It's a lyrical musical.
It's actually not that bad.
Not going to look that bad.
Well, that's what happened, Dave,
is I got the Joshosh richards generation to somehow
believe that this terrible record yeah yeah it's like all i remember is the the the hugh hefner
part where it's like fuck on your bitch like i'm hefner that part i was telling black bit
i was telling black bit like i'm fucking the dick
yeah it's not bad oh maybe maybe it's a still soft dish hefner remix that needs to happen
i i told like i think it was you a while ago i think it literally was you that i wanted to do
a still soft dish like moment i would gladly write rap about rice hall being soft what do
you mean you told him how
well do you guys know each other what did you just say you told josh like i reached out to josh or at
some point i asked i told you i wanted to do a still soft dish or was it that i wanted to be on
t-talk oh it was t-talk it was t-talk you wanted to be on t-talk yeah and like just if i see josh
i'm like what up yeah how often do you guys see each other? Saw each other in Miami.
Yeah, we saw each other in Miami.
I was blackout drunk and he was with Noah Beck.
And Noah Beck terrifies me when I'm drunk because Noah Beck is so fucking nice.
And the only thing I can remember is just Noah Beck in Miami looking at us both conversing.
And I just remember being like, I'm so fucking drunk.
Well, I think it's because we were both just probably sloshed.
And then Noah is like a sober Sally.
He's a sober.
Where were you guys?
Somewhere.
All right.
Fair.
I also, this question.
I really don't know.
Miami, a beach, a tree.
Yeah, I don't care.
You were, you fucked Jay Alvarez.
Did he coconut oil you?
Great.
Great transition into that. Amazing. Amazing here on your i mean it's did i say so far you did fuck him right um we kind of like dated
so yes dated is like a loose you know well not really we dated so yeah you fucked did he coconut
oil you yes he did wow everyone that's like his thing he just
does it did you know what was coming are you like what the fuck you're doing obviously when i first
started talking to him i didn't know the first time he did it i remember because i remember being
like what the fuck we were in my town home like i'll never forget it like it's definitely very
interesting does he carry it in a fanny pack? That's my question. No, it was coconut oil the first time.
And then one time we just had coconut oil in, like, grease.
Did you like it?
Is it, like, a good move?
We debated this.
It's okay.
I think that Jay feels like it's more exponential maybe than it is.
You know, like, he's very, like, Hawaiian.
Like, he's like, this is from the earth.
Like, I'm going to put this on my dick.
Like, fuck yeah, dude.
Like, it's going to anti-age my dick. And then I'm going to go surf. Like, he's just, is from the earth like i'm gonna put this on my dick like fuck yeah dude like it's gonna anti-age my dick and then i'm gonna go surf like he's just like like that
you know and then i'm gonna eat coconut for dinner like you are what you eat dude like that's like
how he is i am like very straight but i would fall for that like i love surfer vibe like fucking
point break if like a girl was doing that i'd be like i'm in like coconut oil and like fucking point break if like a girl was doing that i'd be like i'm in like coconut oil and like
fucking surf the north shore i'd be like yeah where people just need it because it's like why
and honestly why in a sex tape would you ever like jump cut to yourself like warming up coconut
okay i need the answer of the tea break does he take a tea break halfway through is it like a
little intermission he's like let me go warm it up i haven't seen the sex tape because i was the sex tape like i saw like
10 seconds of it but like i lived that right so did he pause when you guys were doing it like
would he be like yo babe i know you're like ready to go let me take 20 minutes to go warm up some
coconut oil right now and i'll be right back there there is times that that that
happened but i feel like i was about it i was like we could go warm up the coconut oil let's
vibe like you know like it was you know but also like why like i definitely like if i look back
and have one thought but jay just doesn't do anything traditionally i think that that's
another important like aspect of it the girl in the video svetza um at one time he was dating me and her at the same time and i caught her calling him
and we were in athens greece and he told me that she was his cousin
the next day he flew to russia to see her and then told me he was just like at the store in
athens greece and then i like found out that he was like in russia seeing this girl and she wasn't his cousin and that was
how long did it take you to realize he wasn't at the store right he's in fucking russia i mean
that's a long trip to the fucking store holy shit i care no um no like like we both were doing other
stuff in the day like i had a photo shoot and he was like doing stuff like with his friends in greece like going shopping like he gave me this whole day plan of
like athens and then i like next thing i knew he was in russia and i was like fuck you all right
so the man's a all right that's true on the coconut oil thing people are saying by the way
he photoshopped not that i care like he did like photoshop or he's made his dip because a lot of
people saying he did this because alexis wren who i knew who she was i i just knew him as like the the guy who dated her
but he wanted to make his dick look bigger do you think that for the rest of his life
jay might be slightly egotistically burdened by the fact that alexis might be a small bit
like i i think that some people just i kind of imagine dating
for years and years and years and all the bitch says when you break up is yeah but that's like a
go-to move like i won't care because broke up it's like well obviously she said that we just broke up
and what what do you do when you break up yeah i've just never seen it on a high caliber like
you always see it like in life but on twitter like that i've never seen it so savage and i think jay just couldn't fucking handle it but i do also think he has like a big
ass dick and i don't think that you can like surgically but i don't know what people do to
their dicks you know i don't have a dick right no i think you can do shit but you got to be like
pretty psycho to do it no yeah no they're like i think you do have some pretty crazy
dick injections yeah jason nash got dick injections i don't know who that is that's trisha's penis is x
oh yeah yeah david's best friend he i love that dave just doesn't like like it's josh's job to
almost educate well that's what i'm saying it's two different worlds it's like we just operate
in a in my i'm a little older but just different different spaces
like what barstool was growing and we weren't like in this social we were just doing things
different it's a different crowd base different everything this is the first time it's kind of
been a little bit of a crossover it's making me want to have a podcast with like a neuroscientist
like just someone so smart right you're saying i'm as smart as a neuroscientist. Like just someone so smart. Right. You're saying I'm as smart as a neuroscientist
and then you and Dave are like the same caliber type thing?
Is that what you're going with?
Yes.
Yeah?
Okay, cool.
That's what I was thinking.
Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.
Hell yeah.
You know, Josh, you're a smart kid.
Thank you.
You're a part of the new portal.
I also saw you guys talking about,
what is it?
You've talked about me a few times on this podcast.
Have we? Yeah, there was another time, time right where you were roasting me on tiktok saying what are you roasting me for some tiktok me or josh i haven't roasted you
oh you did because you were saying that i was lying about how much money jake made right
like there's no way he makes that much money i said that the rich oh right oh
oh yeah it was the rich it was the rich tiktok video yeah it was like uh it was the trend we
were watching dave where it was like the most bizarre like the most rich thing you've ever
heard and tana was talking about how like jake got like the may back and like all this other
shit was like renting spending all this money yeah that was that was i
wasn't on you i i forget what it was but it seemed like insane insane whatever the story i don't
remember it was it was basically you just calling me poor for like 10 straight it was you questioning
no it wasn't i it was me doubting what what he was doing it was like he bought like a hundred
ferraris so we could like crash them all into a wall or something it was like something just bananas that is literally some shit he would do
that literally sounds right all right well i appreciate you coming on yeah it was very
interesting i feel like i'm learning more about the internet and everything clout farming every
day i'm done this was that easy i really thought i was gonna get interrogated no we're nice no people just have a bad like rep for us you gave trisha the opportunity to have like a global scandal
you didn't even give me that what do you want what do you want i don't know do you want to tell
us like who the next marriage is gonna be or like i'm just fucking with you i have enough scandals
coming on my own i'm actually really. You guys are both so nice.
And this was like such a great experience.
So thank you for having me to clout farm with the two of you.
What was your reaction after going on, which I thought was funny.
I'll leave it like when you did call her daddy with Alex, was the response big?
The response was life changing.
I was going to say a lot of people like gained their respect for you that lost it in the
barstool fandom right like exactly and i think that you know throughout scandalous and inauthentic
periods of time like at least for me i've had a lot of those you know like shooting a reality show
i feel like i lost my authenticity there was a time in my career where i wanted i literally was
like i'm gonna be like the ace family jake and I are going to start a family channel. Like what the fuck bitch.
Right.
Dumb fuck.
Like how far away from Tana Mongeau can you be that you are literally debating starting a family channel?
Huh?
I'm like, huh?
That whole time of my life.
It was just so, you know what I mean?
Like inauthentic.
And it was like, I got very far away from a lot of the things.
Whose fucking phone is that?
Oh, can you hear that
yeah it's blurring through my earphones no no no no no tana someone's blowing your ass up
honestly my assistant which is iconic because that means i'm just making money as i get these
texts probably jay alvarez like getting ready to warm up the coconut oil he's letting you know
he's texting like literally texting me like miss you warming up i'd rather die but point being i guess um is that you know when you're not authentic like that for a
minute like people obviously lost respect to me throughout scandals right apologies bad responses
stuff like that so for alex to kind of give me such a big platform to like be really authentic
and her like i'm honestly grateful for her demeanor as well her roasting me her cooking me her being like bitch you lost your authenticity like you had nothing to lose
then now you have so much to lose it's obvious you're not as real like talk about that like
she actually challenged the fuck out of me and I think that with her challenging me we made
something great and I'm very grateful for that because it's like honestly this year I feel like
she's one of the only people to really challenge me and give me like a platform like that to kind
of vindicate myself and like it's crazy because we had her on here and like a lot of the only people to really challenge me and give me like a platform like that to kind of vindicate myself.
It's crazy because we had her on here and like a lot of the TikTok people literally like, why do you have this old lady on?
They didn't know who she was.
It's like she's got this huge platform.
I obviously know, but there's such disconnects between like the audience is like, who the fuck is this girl to be roasting like the Sway Boys?
Yeah, I almost exactly.
And that's it's funny too because
it's almost come full circle like that too because like in my tiktok comments that's what it will be
like oh my god why does this girl beef with tana but then it's like the twitter people who know
are like how fucking dare you bail on call her daddy yeah and but that's also is one thing i'm
also grateful for is alex fans are very much like my fans like we both talk about like you know
we're very authentic we talk about our lives both talk about like you know we're very authentic we talk
about our lives we talk about our dating lives we talk about sucking dick we talk about so it's
almost like a lot of her fans were ones that were angry at me for some shit i'd done so she she
almost gave me an opportunity that no one else could because it was like talking to all of these
people that should have been your fans or could have been your fans that you pissed off
essentially because like and it's to be honest all we're all doing this for the same weirdly it's like we have our brands it's like new audiences and tiktok tana alex you josh
it's like it's what we're doing it's like find out more people get more people you know find out so
interesting i don't know that we're ever going to date i think the dms are in the past now tana but
um we formed a really good friendship that was based on me being a hooker.
I love it.
Love.
Thank you for coming on.
Next wedding, Tana,
is going to be you and Dave.
That's the next controversial wedding.
Fake wedding.
I'm very ready to start a full scandal,
full wedding with Dave Korkmaier.
Yeah, sounds...
It'd be good for the headlines,
I guess, for me.
We're going to make some TikToks
and do some fun shit so I actually want to see you on cannabis life but um i love you guys
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now by the way you i tried to repost that uh the monster hits club it got taken down like instantly
no way yeah they don't let it that's why we stopped doing it it's like anywhere anywhere i posted it gets deleted i get strikes so did your tweet when you tweeted at me
get taken down or no i reposted it on on tiktok because i knew people like we've done so much i
knew a lot of people won't even know what that is they look that club was exploding for a while
right it was like the place to be
but it no point when you can't do like we're doing that's so weird that it's getting taken
down like that i know and especially now because it's kind of legal that's what that's the other
thing i was thinking is like now it's legalized and like so many people just like i've seen so
much content around weed like tana i know Tana posts herself smoking all the time.
Makes no sense.
Yeah.
Like we're quick.
Like people are on us just quick.
Anything like that.
I remember Rio was like bullshit about that because Hank got in before she did.
Well, because she's like, Hank doesn't really smoke.
That's funny.
I saw some of your fans were really like calling me out.
They were like, Josh is not ready for the monster hit club. club they were like he like he's not ready for the club and i was like i i'm sure
i'm experienced enough to take a monster ironically the dude in that original video buda ben is like
the biggest pothead in the world he didn't get in he you have to legitimately choke right like you have
to take a hit that's so big that you're just like uncontrollably coughing all over the place like
correct that would be a monster hit right so he was just such a pothead he just couldn't even
cough anymore yeah he couldn't do it past the point of coughing and that i started calling
him like little doinks around the office and got like upset and you know buddha like there's
certain things that like get to him right but i just kept calling little doinks to his face and he's like stop doing that
that's funny that is awesome this i got very excited when somebody sent me this way i was
clean up and we got a girl sunny maloof who basically she's on the tiktok room saying
josh left her heartbroken and we i do we reach out to try to get her on late
i think admittedly late and i know josh you like did you see this so i thought there was a chance
we'd get her right we may reach out too late can i watch i haven't seen i saw her talking in a very
like serious tone as though she had been like done real dirty by you. So let's get this video of Sonny Maloof.
And now she's 16.
So like, you know, kid gloves.
But let's see what you did to this girl.
I don't want to release his name or expose him,
but it's my story.
So I wrote this song about Josh Richards.
And he left me heartbroken.
I'm not afraid to say he left me heartbroken it's my past that's why if you listen to disposable you'll understand what i went through
okay do we have the song disposable yeah yeah that that is the song you know she actually sent
me the song like four months before she put it out Yeah, like it was a good while before she put it out.
She sent me this.
She asked me to be in the music video.
I kind of like this girl.
She was like,
yo, do you want to be in the music video?
I wrote this song about you.
It was from like us during the summer.
I still like you, blah, blah, blah.
And I was like,
I listened to the song
and it was just shitting on me.
I was like,
yeah, I think I'll just like politely pass on
on this one might might not be in the music video Kind of confusing Your steamy blue eye Time consuming
Sat in a truck
Truck of my mom's car
It felt like forever
But we never got that far
Was it just a game?
I don't wanna play
Why you gotta lie, lie, lie, lie?
Don't you feel ashamed of cheating me this way?
Could have been you and I.
Could have been you and I.
Not bad.
So what is the story here?
Is there a story?
Yeah, there's a little bit of a story.
I mean, dude, it was like, okay.
I don't want to be rude to this girl if I actually did hurt her feelings or something.
But it was a year and a half ago or two years ago now.
Me and this girl, I think we hung out for like a week.
In person?
Yeah, we hung out.
It was like a big group of people.
We ended up like, you know, how things go.
And then it's like developed into something little then i left and kind of like
went on tour again for social media kind of was being like just a guy on tour going around blah
blah met nessa and then was kind of like oh this girl has something when i met nessa i like fell
for nessa like head over heels and then just like started get it like just started developing my relationship with Ness and like a whole like we we had I think we had
hung out as like friends since that point one of my friends that ended up getting like like they
started being like a thing like so it was like this girl Sunny yeah so it was like I did not
feel like there was like beef between us like I wished her a happy birthday for her birthday last year like or whatever like I texted her I reached I was like yo did not feel like there was like beef between us. Like I wished her a happy birthday for her birthday last year.
Like or whatever.
Like I texted her and I reached out.
I was like, yo, happy birthday.
Just like being nice.
And then it was like she randomly like perfect timing text me like when me and Nessa post our breakup video.
Right.
Like two, three, four months ago or whatever it was like when me and Nessa like broke up online.
She suddenly obviously like text me perfect timing right after the video. And it's like when me and Nessa like broke up online she Sonia obviously like texted me
perfect timing right after the video and it's like hey Josh and then you know starts like trying to
like talk with me snap with me and everything says how she misses me and like how she didn't
like I don't know and then says yo I wrote a song and I was like oh cool and she was like yeah it's
about you and I literally was like lol haha and then. And then she was like, no, I'm being serious.
And I was like, oh, okay.
And then she's like, do you want to hear it?
And I was like, sure.
So she sent it to me, listened to it, and I was like, oh, wow.
That wasn't a great song about me.
Kind of shit.
It's actually kind of catchy.
So what's your take on it?
Is it you think she actually was hurt or she's just trying to get her music career going?
By the way, for those who don't know, we said it off there.
Sonny Maloof, that's her name.
This is a big time family.
Like they own the Sacramento Kings, the Maloof brothers.
They owned, I think, the Palms at one point in Vegas.
She also like, I mean, when you it's a clout farm thing, dude, like that new term we just learned.
100%. They're using my name to get streams for their song because they know they will and then at the same time it's
like they've done that before they her parents paid for her to be in team tent oh yeah she's in
team tent yeah but so that all makes sense yeah she wants it so all right so this this to me would
be a clout farm i don't think you know
i'm sure you're like all the little girls get the josh richards posters on their walls this girl i
think is just trying to like get fame what does nessa think about the song um she commented lol
so he said he thought we're gonna get both of them on at once yeah i thought that would be great
wow that was like crazy let them i was all maybe it could still happen i think the girl would do it if we're pegging the girl correctly
that she's trying now nessa doesn't seem like this would be her jam she's not like a she's not
a clout girl that's ain't like doing things for clout she just does whatever the hell she wants
so it's like she'll do it if she wants to maybe like hat maybe go at it with the girl and beef with her.
But that's also not Ness.
Ness is a pretty nice person.
All right.
So are we going to do this next thing, the trends?
We're going to watch, react.
We get this, and then we'll do the SBFF.
Because that was along with Tana.
Trends, we're going to just watch this and I guess react to it.
I have no idea what it is.
watch this and i guess react to it i have no idea what it is
the guy sitting next to me filming this in my fucking kitchen, which is by itself quite awkward.
Yeah, I went through a Bieber phase.
So everything Bieber did, I fucking copied.
I mean, everything. I actually, like two weeks before I went on vacation, I went, what do they call them?
Henna tattoos.
I literally had like a henna artist.
I had every Bieber tattoo on my body, and they didn't disappear for like a month and a half.
So I was just on vacation fully tatted as Bieber.
But yeah, I did everything he did.
So we're trying to like mimic that video.
Someone cut that up and put it on TikTok, and people were disgusted.
Disgusted.
It didn't get clicks. It didn't get clicks.
It didn't get anything.
People are like, that's disgusting.
Yeah, I had to stop myself from like hurling
in my own mouth there for a little bit.
But it's probably worse than my singing video, I would say.
Well, that though, before you say yes, Brianna,
let's clarify.
One was supposed to be like a Saturday Night Live skit
that was clearly meant to not be serious.
One fucking Santa Claus was meant to be serious.
Okay, that's true.
Yours were serious, Josh.
But that was a brutal video.
If you look at the video, it's pretty close of the I'm sorry video.
It's pretty bad, though.
It's not great.
It's not great.
All right.
And that's getting to the questions.
Then we can wrap this episode.
OK, first question that everyone keeps asking is a merch update.
When's the merch going to drop?
That's a question both Josh and I don't know.
I ask every day.
So are the issue is and Josh is right, not issue.
We have these like specially made.
They're not just like a traditional sweatshirt.
They're sweet.
They have a little, you'll see them, but they're not something that's a special order.
So we don't want to put them on sale before we know we can fulfill them quickly.
Didn't want to put them on sale before Christmas if people were ordering it for a gift.
I'm just waiting for when they're here. think they're gonna sell out quickly but no i
think that like the people the first people that order them they're gonna like put them on and be
like holy shit i'm buying every merch drop from bfs there is because this is the best quality
merch yeah they're very nice and they're good looking but that's why we're just waiting for
our merch department. Coming soon.
Yep.
Okay, second question.
Dream guest for this podcast.
I think we know Dave's answer.
Who's mine?
Oh.
Oh, Dixie.
We have Dixie Stan t-shirts.
Honestly, moving up the rankings is Bryce, but Dixie would be cool.
Dixie?
Okay.
Jeez, I don't know.
I like both of them together, but.
Maybe like, maybe Chase would be cool eventually.
Chase would be great.
Like eventually, right?
But yes, and here's what people I don't think get outside of the Bryce thing. Like if Chase is on, I think we'd come out being like, oh, we like him.
Like we're not. Right as people think we are.
Right.
We're not bringing him on to attack him.
Yeah, Tana was surprised at the episode.
No, I wouldn't want to bring on Chase to like start shitting on him and just like –
Right.
There's no point then.
We just look like – it's like it looks bad and it's just not fun either.
It's not a good podcast.
Yeah, no, totally.
So that's a good call.
I think we're also in that it's such a weird
thing because we want people to say stuff we just don't and that's why like tan is fucking perfect
so we don't want somebody who's just gonna be like quiet and you know so you gotta be willing
to say things which is hard always to find and resonates sort of with two different crowds yeah yeah that's true okay um third question
what was your first i made it moment with fame like any holy shit i'm actually famous moments
i think i know mine but it was a different level than like where i'm at now where josh is
clearly at but we did in 2010 we did like a concert tour. This dude, Sam Adams, who was like kind of blowing up at the time.
And we did like six concerts around New England.
And we had a bus.
And I mean, we showed up at these like UNH, UMass.
And they had like our signs in the window.
And they were like people like chasing the fucking bus.
We were like outselling.
Like, you know how colleges have like their fall concert, like Hugh Jacks? We were like destroying them – like you know how colleges have like their fall concert like Hugh Jacks?
We were like destroying them.
It was crazy.
That was the first time I was like, oh.
It was also the first time we were outside of Boston.
So it was like, okay, there's something here.
Now, I don't know.
What about you?
Mine's literally pretty much the same story.
It was when I went on tour two summers ago.
pretty much the same story it was when i went on tour two summers ago uh it was just like seeing that like thousands of people were buying tickets to just come take a picture with us it's like it
was it was a meet and greet tour it wasn't like we were performing on stage and singing so the
fact that people were paying literally just come like take a photo say hi for like 10 minutes was
like ridiculous to me i'd always think too it'd be more interesting from
like the josh perspective although he was grinding for a while doing it like ours was very gradual in
a way it's like i've been doing it for so long and every day it would grow a little bit but it
wasn't you know and josh may not be the perfect example yeah but there's no effects like a
literally example what's that noah beck's a perfect example of a kid that like
posted and then wakes up with like 7 million followers type situation. Right. It's like,
for me, it was like two years of being like nobody, like no one knew me. And then after that,
that third year, it started building, building, building. And then this last year was like my
big year. Yeah. and that's crazy that that
i can't imagine like the no back angle where you just go to sleep one night nobody knows you wake
up and it's like everyone knows you that's nuts it's crazy that's scary i have one more question
if you guys want it sure okay if you guys didn't have the jobs you had right now like what the hell
do you think you would be doing i had a sales job before i
started this i probably would have gone back i always knew i want to try my own thing like i
this was started as a business so i think if this didn't work i would have just tried something else
and hopefully hit but i don't know i could never be a nine to five guy it wasn't yeah that's same
for me i knew since i was seven years old that i wasn't going to go to like college and do it
regular nine to five it was going to be like either coming up with a business or i had like a hockey shirt company in a lacrosse company when i was a kid like when
i was 12 and 14 and stuff like that so it was like i always knew i was doing something different
all right good episode so i think we are we're gonna have this one
take a week off probably in between christmas and new year's maybe something big happens and
we'll yeah do a little update good right all right we'll be back better than ever