BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - FOOD GOD IS AN HONORARY KARDASHIAN- BFFs EP. 19
Episode Date: March 11, 2021We are joined by Dave’s Friend Food God who tells us about his come up in Hollywood and how he met Kim Kardashian, we break down the latest Bryce and Addison drama with the Hollywood Fix, and go ove...r the latest TikTok Trends with some fan questions.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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All right, BFFs, here we go.
We've got special guests.
I think I said this before, and I hope I don't butcher your last name because I never –
your fake old last name, Jonathan Cheban.
Pretty freaking good.
Are we allowed to curse on this one?
Yes, you can say whatever you want.
Pretty fucking good. Food God. Thank you on this one? Yes, you can say whatever you want. Pretty fucking good.
Food God.
Thank you.
Officially, right?
Yeah, legally.
Not even officially, legally.
Legally, which is a banana's move.
And let me start by saying I've said this of all the people that I've met,
and I've met a lot of people, and we did a pizza review back in the day.
I thought I would not like you the most, and I've said this,
and I actually really like you.
You were saying that on the pod.
You said that on the last pod.
You talked about that.
Yeah, I thought I would hate him because you kind of like see the image,
and I'm not necessarily like a Kardashian guy.
And our crowd, Barstool, is not, you would think, a food god.
And then you meet him, and he's just funny, sarcastic,
and genuinely like him.
So I want to get him on the podcast. So here we go. And for people who don't know, it's also funny, sarcastic, and genuinely like him. So I want to get him on the podcast.
So here we go.
And for people who don't know, it's also interesting, Josh, because one of the times we were talking early at his birthday party where he was getting ragdolled by Dave Grotman like a piñata.
Right.
But we were talking about TikTok, and he was not on it.
And he's like, I can't get on TikTok.
It's not my brand.
I'll just be kind of like made fun of.
I'm too old for it.
Now he is on TikTok.
How many do you have on TikTok now?
I think like over 5 million.
Yeah.
It's not that it wasn't.
I just thought it was about dancing.
And I'm like, there's no way I'm going to dance.
Right.
I think that was what a lot of people thought like right off the bat is that the app was just dancing.
And then it just stepped into so much more.
So much more.
And, I mean, they're doing it the right way.
I can't wait until they start.
I mean, I know usually what happens is they start like this and they get you in.
Then they're going to add even better Instagram-style features to kind of, like, change it up.
I just think it's going to grow and grow.
And it's amazing, and I feel like, you know, I've been on reality TV for a long time,
and it was back in the day when we started on Instagram.
Like before anybody did, it was like Twitter.
And tweeting was – when you got tweeted at was the biggest deal in the world, and Instagram started.
And people would be like – there was all these housewives and very famous at the time.
And they'd be like, I'm not going to do that Instagram thing.
I don't know that Instagram thing. I don't know that Instagram thing. And what I caught myself doing was I was
saying that TikTok thing and I almost missed it because I was being a housewife at that point.
I almost screwed it up. And I'm like, no, no, no. And now it's great because, you know, food is
everybody loves food and I have a specific way of doing it.
I actually did that on MySpace. That dates me, but I'm like, I'm not fucking doing MySpace.
That's how early we were into the game. I girls like get on my series so there's no no doubt
so how well do you know do you know anything about him josh he knew who you were but you guys haven't
met right uh i don't think we've gotten to like really sit down and meet in person no but we've
spoken before oh you have yeah we have we have like uh we have some of the same friends.
There's a couple people that I know.
Michael knows them.
Oh, well, Gruen.
Gruen.
Where is he, by the way?
I haven't seen him.
He's missing.
Did he get his surgery?
Oh, he had it.
No, no, no.
I don't think.
It happens in a couple days.
It's really, really close.
It hasn't happened yet.
Honestly, not in a making fun way he was
you know getting to a not a good place enough i don't want to say that word because he was just
getting huge yeah huge yeah not healthy let's put it yeah it definitely yeah and every time it was
more and more and noticeably more you know when someone's bigger you almost don't notice that
they're bigger i would see him and i'd be like, whoa, like this is like extra big.
And I was like, I don't think this is healthy.
Somebody's got to tell them.
So for people who don't know who Food God is, and by the way, let's just get right into, let's start with that.
When you tell people Food God, you legally changed it.
The knee jerk reaction is like asshole, right?
Right.
Well, those are people that don't know how to build brands.
Correct.
So, but right.
And you get that though.
It's like a preposterous thing to do.
Preposterous.
But I feel like I was, when, when, when people started really, you know, so how would happen
with the name?
Let me just tell you, it's a great story.
So I figured, you know, Kardashians is going to end.
They're all having kids and all this, this like four or five years ago.
And for those who don't know, he's what?
Would you say best friends with Kim?
Yeah, I'm very good friends with them.
I mean, Chris, they're like family.
You know, I've been there from the beginning.
So I've been on TV since second season.
I met Kim before the show even aired by accident at a birthday party.
And we sat and I had my own show.
Well, tell that story.
I think it's interesting for the people.
I mean, everyone knows the Kardashians.
Most people know you.
Do you know the story of how they met Brianna and Josh?
I have no clue.
Well, it's one of the best stories.
Let's hear it.
It's one of those stories that God made this happen.
And, you know, when you're like, oh, things are supposed to happen in life.
That was the story.
So back in the young Hollywood days when it was like young Hollywood and it was like Lindsay
and Paris and Nicole.
So I used to be best friends with Nicole and Paris.
Nicole Richie.
Nicole Richie.
Sorry.
It's like Paris and Nicole.
Yeah, right.
It's a thing.
But it isn't maybe.
I know.
You're right.
It's not.
It's not.
So Paris, Paris Hilt.
There's one Paris, Nicole Richie.
And this was like a different young Hollywood.
And I've been through a lot of fun young Hollywoods.
That was the best one.
That was the craziest, the most amazing.
That was like no Instagram, paparazzi, pandemonium, like hundreds of them on Robertson.
Like you'd go shopping.
There was literally like if you go into a store, you turn around.
There's a wall of 50 photographers lined up on top of each other's heads.
But like it was like the craziest, like car accidents, like pandemonium.
You told me this story.
I've never heard this part of it.
Let's get to like how they fucking met.
We don't want a nine-hour podcast.
Don't you guys edit?
Yeah, we edit.
But I mean, I got a lot out of it.
But it's like pretty light editing.
Bro, this story has almost created the royal family of America.
You told me this story.
I've just never heard this part of it.
Bro, this is not like a regular story.
I do have a flight to catch to go to New York.
Oh, we're turning on?
Oh, we're turning on already?
We're on.
Oh, no.
I didn't know we were going in, not on.
It's a little bit of like a three-minute story.
Can you handle it with your fucking ADD?
Like, slow down.
I didn't even start yet.
I didn't know we were turning on this early in the thing.
I'm at a loss.
Wow.
Fuck.
Thank God I took the jewelry off, guys.
Lots of heavy shit here going on.
Jeez.
He's flexing in your face.
He's flexing very hard.
Yes.
And I am disappointed you didn't wear your leather jacket today because it's almost insulting.
Dave in a leather jacket?
I couldn't imagine that.
I wear a leather jacket in Miami every time I go out.
It's my look.
I've gone Clooney.
I've said that.
I wear the same thing every time.
And every time I see him, he's like, why are you wearing a leather jacket?
Because it plays in the streets.
Every night.
Does it, though?
Yes, Brianna.
It plays?
The leather jacket plays?
How?
Oh, my gosh, Dave.
I've got to tell you something.
You think that works at the night?
One of my, like, best friends from home, he texted me the other day and said,
Josh, I got laid the other night solely because I was wearing a BFF's hoodie.
No shit.
Wow.
Good for him.
Yeah.
Girl came up to him.
The girl was pretty.
I mean, I don't know.
Girl came up to him at a bar, a college bar.
And then I was like, yo, I like your hoodie. Are you a fan of Dave and Josh? And he was like, yeah, I actually't know. A girl came up to him at a bar, a college bar. And then I was like, yo, I like your hoodie.
Are you a fan of Dave and Josh?
And he was like, yeah, I actually know Josh.
And then she gave him her number and he went to her place at like 2 a.m.
Good for him.
We're changing lives.
We're really doing good things.
Yeah, we are.
Guys, I don't have all day.
We're touching hearts.
Well, tell your story.
How did you meet Dave?
Yeah, back to this story.
God, I'm going to make it so quick.
So I was friends with Hilary Duff and Haley Duff, who were huge stars at the time.
Do you know who that is, Josh?
Yeah, I know the names, yeah.
Yeah, so we walk into this party.
It was a birthday party for this girl that Kim and I, everybody knew.
We walk in.
It's in Costa Vega, L.A., very Hollywood.
And we walk in.
It's a U-shaped table.
And there's this kid, you know, Aaron Carter.
Yeah.
Okay.
He wants to fight rough and rowdy.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So Hillary used to date him.
And Lindsey used to date him.
So they had this teen war going on.
So I walk into this party.
It's a U-shaped table.
And I walk in.
And the first person sitting is Lindsey Lohan.
And Lindsey is like, Chabin, what's up, what's up?
And I'm like, fuck.
I just dragged Hillary or Haley.
I don't remember who it was to this party. They hate each other. And this is like Hollywood. So I'm like, fuck. I just dragged Hillary or Haley. I don't remember who it was to this party.
They hate each other, and this is like Hollywood.
So I'm like, fuck, they're going to dump me after this.
It's like I bamboozled her to come to this party.
So the girl, Brittany Gastineau's birthday it was, I said to her, I go, Brittany, I cannot sit next to Lindsay.
I go, it's going to be a war.
So she goes, take my seat.
It's her birthday.
Her seat is in the middle.
And then I sit down, and the person next to me is
kim like what's up this is pre-fame not pre-fame pre-superstar but okay fame enough that everybody
knows her yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you had to go yeah you couldn't just stop at the yeah
yeah well just get to you always like to push it, bro. He likes to push that. By the way, and we've talked about this off the record.
I went in on Kim Kardashian with the Taylor Swift.
No, I'm not going to go.
No, I was just going to ask, do they know?
Sick.
I'll have 10,000 fucking messages.
Do they know we're friends?
Because it's like I've trashed.
I've been hard on her.
Oh, on Kim?
Yes.
Okay, well.
But is she so out of the universe?
She doesn't even know. She doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, I feel like she's just like, ah But is she so out of the universe? She doesn't give a fuck.
Yeah, I feel like she's just like, she doesn't know. Too little problems for her.
She's like, that's what I'm asking.
Because actually, LeBron
James Jr. was on
Aiden's podcast being like,
we don't even know who Dave Portnoy is, and I trash
LeBron all the time, too. So,
you don't know when people get so big
whether they're just in their own universe.
You're not part of that universe. No offense
to you. A lot of people are not. She's not like sitting
I mean I'm connected to you. Right, but she
doesn't know that. So this is our own universe.
So you all have like a little mini
microverse going on between the two of you.
Yeah, it's a mini microverse. Hopefully she doesn't hear this.
Okay. Alright.
Sure, that'll be everywhere.
So that's the background.
A little bit. Now, so we became this. Okay. Alright. Sure. That'll be everywhere. So that's the background. It's under a soundbite.
A little bit. Now, so we became friends, obviously, through
Dave Grotman. No, we did not.
We met during the pizza
review. True. When you brought me to a
fucking deep... No, we went to
a pizza review, but we did a pizza review, then we
never saw each other again. Right. Then we started seeing each other.
Then Dave brought us together. And we've
been hiding at a restaurant ever since without Dave knowing.
So this may have to be caught.
And people always bust my balls.
Dave's another one that our crowd doesn't know what to make of.
Because I was never, for a long time, I just sat fat, never went out,
like did the computer thing.
And it's like I wasn't a club guy.
I didn't go to Miami.
I didn't do any of it.
Now I go a lot.
I spend a lot of time here.
But Dave Grutman, people seem to mention, he basically is the nightlife like po't go to Miami. I didn't do any of it. Now I go a lot. I spend a lot of time here. But Dave Grutman, people seem to mention
he basically is the nightlife-like
poobah of Miami. It's more than nightlife.
Yeah, it's everything at this point.
When they say the king of Miami, I would actually
I don't like giving people titles that are so
exciting. Dave is the king of Miami.
Miami without Dave is not even Miami.
Because of Dave, Miami is now
really becoming the biggest city
in the country. Not solely, but he took it to a level where it could go to that level because of Dave.
He runs this town.
Anybody who's in town, Bieber, you name it, anybody who's in town is with Dave.
He FaceTimed me the other day, and this is why I don't like to –
when you talk like this, you almost sound like a douchebag because, like, oh, Dave, what do you think?
But he literally, like – and Josh, you probably get it a lot beckham facetimed me the other day i don't even
know beckham it was so awkward i had dinner with victoria and david on sunday well that's what i
mean but i don't know beckham and i know beckham doesn't know me and i know dave made him do it so
i felt it's like is dave like holding you at like they're great by the way she's amazing victoria
beckham is incredible like i've never had a better, more entertaining than that.
Yeah, they're very nice.
But again, it's like they're probably like, who is him?
So, anyways.
You really love the self-deprecating.
When you know a lot of people know you already.
No, no.
Beckham does that.
You love that.
Like, you don't know, but you love doing that.
Like, so people are like, yes, they do.
Yes, they do.
No, I don't do it that way.
It feels like it.
Yeah, Dave wants the approval.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, he's like.
He throws out the negative to get the positive.
But they don't know me.
He's going a little.
I'm not.
I'll say who knows me and who doesn't know me.
And I don't think Beckham has any fucking clue.
He's international.
All right, let's get into some of these headlines.
And before we get into it, we'll, I might as well start.
So I have to issue Brianna an apology.
Oh, yes.
Right off the bat.
Because she got dragged
into something
that she 100%
did not sign up for.
Didn't want
didn't want these problems
in my life
and I got dragged into it.
Yes.
Wait, I don't
I don't know what these problems are.
It's like me getting dragged
into your page six story.
Do you want to explain it?
It's all sort of related.
But
I got a DM from out of the clouds on was it two
days ago and it's like hey pay me or we're gonna blackmail you and i'm like good dm great what's
that yeah great dm to get the good thing is i consider myself unblackmailable because it's like
i've already had two sex tapes leaked.
I say whatever.
Everyone knows.
And I know what I've done.
And I stand behind.
There's nothing I've done where it's like shady.
It's like after two sex tapes, it's like how much further can you go?
What else can you do?
Correct.
So what happened was there was a video.
And people sent it to me right away.
Like this thing's going viral.
And it was me, and it was a private moment.
I was sexting with a girl.
Now, it was a girl I had, like, hooked up with.
And we were back and forth.
Her friend stole her phone.
And she sent me, like, no.
But she actually, yeah, right, Josh?
Yeah, I don't know.
But she sent me, like, no.
But she sent me, like, no.
My friend stole her phone.
That's, like, the go-to excuse. I've been using that since, like, right, Josh? Yeah, I don't know. But she stole her phone. That's like the go-to excuse.
I've been using that since like sixth grade.
You bought it.
But she sent me like texts with her friend weeks before screaming at them,
being like, what the fuck?
And then it gets deleted and no one's ever going to see it.
Long story short, it got out.
For some reason, everyone was sending this to Brianna.
Everyone was sending it to me. And I was like, I don sending this to Brianna. Everyone was sending it to me.
And I was like, I don't want to see this.
I don't want to be a part of this.
A BFF is never going to be the same.
So our third BFF just got bombarded with Dave nudes.
Just all in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I was like, I don't know what to do with this.
It's a video.
It was graphic.
It's my faces in it.
What are you – Dave, you're a bold man, man.
Yeah.
It's like it's low-key like a known thing like, yo, if you don't put the face in it, they can't really prove it's you.
I'm just – I don't give it any thought.
I was just like whatever.
You were just balls out literally and like, yeah, I'm going to go to just like whatever It was something that an employee
Should never have to see
Ever
It's okay
I'm sorry
Why were they sending it to you
What did they think you were going to do Brianna
They were like we're going to leak this video
You better tell Dave we're going to blackmail him
And then people at UMass Amherst
Sent it to me,
and I was like, I don't know what to do with this.
What do you want me to do with this?
I texted Gaz.
I'm like, I should just start an OnlyFans.
Honestly.
I should just put it on OnlyFans and make money.
That would be a good check for you, another extra check.
That would be a funny little, you know.
Anyway, so I owe her that apology.
Good thing my top requests have been glitching out on Instagram lately.
Imagine.
I bet you there's some in there.
I haven't been able to check my Instagram DMs for the last week.
And I know you have a girlfriend, Josh, clearly.
But if you actually have hooked up with somebody and trust them, that's where we're at.
It's like I have stuff.
I don't know.
Whatever.
So I'm sorry.
Let's get into the headlines.
I had to apologize for that.
I'm just saying out of that.
Well, yeah.
And by the way.
Segue right into that really nice.
Well, I had to.
No, I know.
It's BFFs.
From the other thing, BFF, the other part, then this.
Of course, you're real fucking good.
I actually don't know.
You two bicker like brothers.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, really.
Come on.
I know.
This is what we do all the time.
The banter is good.
Yeah, he makes fun of the leather jacket.
Actually, he mentioned briefly, we were together on like page six.
And then everybody, my crowd was like, why is he with that weirdo?
Some people I actually were like, he's odd on the Kardashians because he's smart and funny.
That's more of a shot at the Kardashians.
By the way, I'm the least weirdo person ever.
That's the funny shit.
That's what they don't know.
Gaz, you're there, right?
Yeah, one of the funniest guys ever.
Like one of the best dinner guys you could have out with the crew for sure.
Love it.
Thanks, man.
Charlie DeMeo doesn't have passion for TikTok anymore.
This is an interesting headline and a little bit of what we were talking about.
Like what's she going to do?
You got to stay relevant. So what is her plan if she's not gonna do tiktok do you know josh
no i do not that was easy yeah i mean it's not like a it's not like a dish i'm not saying like
no she's not gonna do anything i'm just saying like personally i'm not like texting charlie
asking her what her life plan is i think they're trying to go full Kardashian.
They want to get into the TV shows.
Didn't I hear they were replacing the Kardashians?
Yes.
Well, they have a shift.
Yeah, how are you going to replace the Kardashians?
You're canceled, first of all.
They've tried to replace them
and add other people. I'm not saying that this
might not do well, but it's very hard.
They do have a show on E coming out.
I think they have a show.
Yeah, I read they have a show.
No, no, no.
Is it on E?
Because I know they were doing it on Hulu, I thought.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
They're doing it on Hulu, too.
That's why I remember reading it.
The same kind of thing.
They're doing it on Hulu, not on E.
Yeah.
But you know what?
The thing with those shows are you have to open your – there's no like secrets on that show.
And that's why it's worked.
How scripted is it?
Zero.
Zero.
Do I look like I could read a script, bro?
Zero.
I don't remember one thing.
I just go.
We go.
There's no scripting in that.
You can't script the stuff that people –
And if you want a good reality show, it needs to be real.
And you need to not be scared.
We film stuff sometimes and i'm like
there's no way they're gonna air this and boom it's on there and that that that's how real it is
because you can't script what's gone on over those years so is chris jenner like the most brilliant
human of all the best she's the mat she's the mastermind? I was with her last weekend in Palm Springs, and I took a walk with her at 6 a.m., and she's just incredible.
Like what percent of their success, Kardashians as a whole entity, what do you say is due to her?
She kind of puts it together, but everybody's very smart.
There's got to be a mastermind.
Before the show, he's like, I'm not going to say anything bad about the Kardashians.
That's what you want.
I didn't say that.
So it will go viral.
I didn't say that.
I said I just don't want to talk about a topic that I know will just get picked up around the world instantly.
I don't want to talk about it because I'm not going to be that person.
But it would be good for the podcast.
It would be good for the podcast.
By the way, did you see – so yesterday – so I got these new Yeezys that came out yesterday.
I got so much of them – people say they're ugly.
What do you guys think?
I think they're ugly.
Oh, those are crazy.
That's why you're not on the friends and family list.
Well, he also makes fun of me wearing –
They sold out in one minute.
You know what else sold out?
BFFs merch.
Yeah.
There you go.
Different quantity.
You know what you would be?
Have you ever seen the story of when it was like the dollar shoe store like rebranded themselves as like this super high-end shoe store?
What size are you?
What are you wearing?
They sent it to all the – I'm wearing just Reeboks.
What size are you?
10.5.
I'd like for you to put this on.
I can't pull it easy.
They're brand new.
Can you just try it and tell them honestly so this way – because I got to defend myself a little bit. I mean you dressed crazy. I couldn't dress like for you to put this on. I can't pull it. They're brand new. Can you just try it and tell them honestly? So this way, because I got to defend myself a little bit.
I mean, you dress crazy.
I couldn't dress like how you dress.
What?
This is crazy?
You just switch it on.
What's so crazy about this?
Let's see.
You wear the leather jacket.
Hold on.
Let me show you.
No, he's wearing like.
No, I'm wearing like dope sweatpants that are fucking ripped and fire.
Hold on.
Who wears ripped sweatpants?
They're on fire.
Who God does?
They're not basic.
They're not basic.
All right.
All right.
Fair enough.
It's good. Not bad. It's good. You know what? It's early. It's Miami, those. That's what I'm saying. They're not basic. They're not basic. All right. All right. Fair enough. That's good.
Not bad.
That's good.
You know what?
It's early.
It's Miami, bro.
It's like 90 degrees.
You got to figure out.
How are you wearing a hoodie and sweatpants in Miami?
That's a good question.
Because it's actually kind of shitty today.
It is.
So I got lucky today that I could do an outfit, not just a t-shirt.
People are not happy with the Hollywood fix.
Fletcher taking advantage of Bryce Addison cheating scandal. do we have videos that we need to see for this i think there's something
like him on a pod yeah there's a little clip see why didn't fletcher say this shit when he was on
our podcast that's what he didn't he didn't want to talk a little like like walk around eggshells
not gonna say anything this guy's throwing shade now on this one being absolutely great.
That's all we want, which we need before this is over to get something like Food Gods being vanilla.
Yeah.
Am I?
Well, we're looking for headlines.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Are the rumors true that Bryce cheated with some girl Savianta or Savianta?
I don't think i want
to talk about anything to do with um what to do with bryce do you know this girl like do you talk
to her at all or do you know who she is do you think is there still hope for bradison you think
or is bradison done is dixie sin better than bradison do you think
do you think there's hope for TikTok?
Will TikTok ever be the same if there's no Brattison?
I think that's just it, and then she's crying in the car.
She was crying in the car?
Yeah.
That's why everyone's freaking out.
I thought they were freaking out i thought i thought they
were freaking out because what he said on a podcast i saw a clip of him on the podcast saying something
like yeah we have that yeah i thought he said something like oh it doesn't matter like i i can
yeah it's my job i personally don't really give a shit yeah i'm the voice of the people it's what
they want to know it's what the fans want to know right i mean we all know that this isn't the most
faithful relationship in the world.
We got videos of Bryce literally about to make out with Tessa Brooks.
I think we all know that young Bryce has not been the most, what do you call it?
Faithful.
Loyal, faithful, dedicated.
You have websites like TikTok Insiders, and they're the ones that post these screenshots.
They create the narrative and start the story.
It's always just the fans want to know. We got find out we got to know what's going on you know what
i'm saying so no i don't feel bad for doing my job fuck yeah yeah you know what i'm saying i mean i
i feel listen i and i know you you guys probably have more but i i'd never feel bad for the celebs
really uh because it gives you so much and it is a deal with the devil to a degree
right if you're gonna be in the spotlight right yep gotta get and and he's he's gotta create
headlines now i think what i just think how fletcher said like he was just kind of acting
like a cock like i mean like when he's like dealing with someone that's like idolized by
so many not even just like people but like young young girls too, like Addison, right?
They're going to go ballistic on a guy when he's like, I just honestly don't give a shit.
You know what I mean?
Like when they see a girl crying and then a guy says that, they're going to go crazy.
Totally.
Yeah, he's getting fired from it.
And there's a difference.
You were describing when you were like young hollywood everything's gone a lot younger
like how old is addison 19 i mean yeah no that was around the time but what the difference between
then and now is that now people talk to people in the streets like outside of saddle ranch they're
giving interviews that never that's josh's joint they never that never happened in young hollywood
like hollywood hollywood no one's like sitting and giving interviews outside, like walking to the car.
I see them stopping and giving full interviews, which is such a weird kind of thing going on because that never happened before.
It used to just like go.
Do you go to Saddle Ranch?
I've been there once.
That's still like –
Is it overhyped?
I think it's back on.
I don't really – I haven't gone in months.
I think I've been like one time in the last six months or five months.
Is Saddle Ranch worth the hype, Josh?
The last time you came was like one of the last times I went.
What?
Is Saddle Ranch worth the hype?
Like everyone freaks out for it.
I mean, like it's, the thing about it is it's kind of turned into this like attraction to go and meet people.
So it's like, it's not like a spot
where you can go and just like chill you know there's going to be cameras there you know you're
going to get photos taken of you so it's like so they go there too kind of yeah no exactly which
is funny because saddle ranch has been around for like 20 years did it just because it always been
like that no never it was little we drove by i don't even look at it when i drive by a thousand
times now it's like and boa too it was you know boa was fire then it like was dead like you know It always been like that? No, never. It was little. We drove by. I don't even look at it when I drive by a thousand times.
Now it's like – and Boa too.
It was – you know, Boa was fire.
Then it was dead.
Like, you know, it was done.
Catch open and all that.
And now Boa is like back on fire.
But to what you said, Josh, that's that.
And that's not where Addison was. But if you go to Saddle Ranch –
You know what you're getting into.
Yeah, you can never complain about any question asked, right?
Because you're asking for it.
You're going there.
And there is that dynamic, which we said last week.
When you're super popular, that comes with it.
Most famous people, once that's gone, they probably want it back because if you're not getting paparazzi coming up to you, you're not really relevant.
Which is the hard part of Hollywood because it goes fast.
Super fast.
I've seen them all come and go.
It's the craziest thing.
People that were the biggest ever and then it's like, what happened?
Even we see that on TikTok already.
All right.
We have this on here.
I guess we can put the picture up.
But it was you and I.
And there's not much to it.
The Dave Portnoy parties with Mystery Burnett, Miami, and Food God.
You snuck into that picture.
Yeah, I snuck into it because I need to be snuck into page six.
I've been on there a thousand times.
Oh, Food God.
Thanks, Dave.
Humblebrag.
Yeah, I mean really snuck in there like I needed to be with Dave, really.
Did you guys have anything royal family drama?
Any insight, anything on that?
Any take, Brianna? Are you a royal fan? I'm not a royal fan, no. Do you have anything royal family drama? Any insight? Anything on that?
Brianna, are you a royal fan?
I'm not a royal fan now.
I think that's what a royal thing is. What happened really?
I don't even know this.
I know like something about someone going on Oprah.
It was huge.
It was a lot.
It was huge.
A lot happened.
It was – so Harry and his wife basically left the Royals.
We don't have to go much into it.
And she did an interview with Megan, right?
What's her name?
Yeah.
Megan Markle.
Megan Markle did an interview with Oprah, and it's huge news.
Because I love the Royals.
I think the Royals is super cool.
But he said, she said of a lot of what's going on.
But we don't have to spend a whole ton of time.
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TikTok trends, pass the phone to somebody trend.
Let's see what that is.
I know this trend.
Yeah, you and Nessa did one and it blew up.
Yeah, it did actually.
Is this what we're going to watch?
Maybe we're going to watch it.
No idea.
Oh, yeah.
Passing the phone to someone who's too short to ride a roller coaster.
Passing the phone to someone who is sexually attracted to their dog.
Passing the phone to someone who's sexually attracted to boys and girls.
Passing the phone to someone who thinks that being Canadian is a personality trait.
Passing the phone to a person that cries to me every day about how their stomach is sick and somehow it's my fault passing the phone to someone who is single oh a girl who
thinks the color black is a personality trait passing the phone to someone who always likes
to talk about how much smarter they are um than me even though they still haven't graduated
passing the phone to a girl that somehow crashes a car that can drive itself.
She crashed a Tesla?
Passing the phone to someone who openly picks his nose all the time.
Passing the phone to someone who actually hibernates in my bedroom.
Passing the phone to someone who's a bitch.
What?
That was great.
That was great. That was great.
That was entertaining.
You and Dave need to do one.
Food God and Dave need to do one.
That was entertaining, bro.
That was fun.
I don't get entertained.
That was great.
That was fun.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.
No, no, I'm not, actually.
What is the trend is just saying stuff about...
That was funny.
You're supposed to say something about them,
and essentially they don't really get to know exactly what you're saying right and then they film a video about you and then it's
like going back and forth and y'all are insulting each other and then you watch the video after and
it's like this video filled with these like insults going back and forth you're just got it
so you weren't with her like she's not hearing your insults in real time we heard some of them
because like we would just like go to the opposite side of the room or like go to a different like
area or whatever but yeah that's kind of like the side of the room or like go to a different like area or whatever.
But yeah, that's kind of like the idea of the trend.
So does every video you two make blow up?
Probably, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, essentially.
That was just – like how many views did that one have?
A little five.
Maybe like nine million.
That's great.
Not bad at all.
TikTok, fire.
Laugh – well, yeah, and his girlfriend is like super popular. Well, Josh, do you think that now people are separating from like the TikTok, like either taking it to the next level or it's just you're left behind?
I'm feeling that's the time.
Like this is now like separate the men from the boys.
Oh, like you think like TikTokers right now, it's either you're going mainstream and staying or you're like going –
Correct.
Yeah, this is the time.
The world is opening up. Yeah, it's right now. A lot of things are you're like going. Correct. Listen, because the world is opening up right now.
A lot of things are going to start happening, which is great for TikTok.
Someone like Josh, I called, you know, very good with finding.
I mean, that's what I like.
I know people that are going to do well.
So, like, I think Josh is going to kill it, which is amazing.
If I said that like six months ago, like when I just saw him, I'm like, this kid's got something great.
There's a few other ones. Who great. There's a few other ones.
Who else?
There's a few other people.
Taylor, I think.
Taylor?
Yeah, Taylor Holder.
Holder?
Yeah, Holder's great.
I think he's very, like, on it.
You know what I mean?
It's just the same thing with the YouTube with, like, Jake and Logan.
There's always just a few of those, but there was thousands.
And then it's like I don't remember one other person from that.
And I just think this is the TikTok time where you're either going to go and you get out there now perfectly because the second the world starts opening up, there's a lot of things that are going to happen.
And TikTok is not going to be that, like, centered because there's going to be events and there's going to be a million things that people are going to get back to their life.
Oh, yeah.
So this is the time for people to step it up.
Then you can get, like, theoretically the flip side of that coin.
You can get now video in the wild that you can make TikTok.
I think TikTok – I mean I still –
Oh, not that TikTok is – yeah, it's not leaving.
No, no.
I don't mean TikTok is not going anywhere.
It's either you're going to be one of the 10 billion people on TikTok, which is great, or you're going to like stand out.
You're going to get into like great investments.
You're going to have businesses.
You're going to be part of this, and then you're going gonna separate from it not tiktok but like as like a star or you're gonna just be one
of the million people that is like gotten big or the like relevant tiktokers of the last two years
right now or i would say that in the next nine months is going to be the time period where they
either we're going to forget about them right or they're going to become that mainstream kind of celebrity or someone that's going to be like a household
name.
And I feel like the houses and all that, that I went to one, I guess it was in August and
there was so much.
Which house did you go to?
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
But no, I forgot whatever one.
Who was in it?
Taylor and all those kids, but they moved.
So it's a different house.
What house is that?
I don't know because like Taylor's been in a couple.
It was like a glass-looking house in the hills somewhere.
I don't know.
It was like in August.
Whatever it is, the whole point is I don't see 90% of those people that were at that house that were on fire at that time.
Right.
They don't exist.
Yep.
No, I don't disagree with that.
I think it's a great time to get you know and i
know josh is like getting involved in like a lot of businesses josh is involved in every every day
josh is involved in a new business that's amazing what's like your latest business i feel like you
don't go a week without being a new business um the most recent thing was the production company
with mark walbert got it yeah like partnership good people now are you doing this or this is The production company with Mark Wahlberg. Got it. Yeah. Smart.
Like partnership there.
Good people.
Now, are you doing this or is this Gruen stuff?
Well, he's like – they're pretty close.
I don't think – you don't do anything like without Gruen being like a facilitator.
On the business side.
Yeah.
No.
Me and Gruen are business partners.
So we do like everything together.
That's great.
Good team.
Laughing.
I've told you.
I can't make heads or tails of Gruen. But he gets shit done and he's everywhere. Laughing at. Laughing. I've told you, I can't make heads or tails grow.
But he gets shit done, and he's everywhere.
Laughing at phone trends?
He is.
My friends want to say hi to you.
Hey.
What y'all bitches laughing at?
I know you ain't laughing at me.
My TikTok want to see what you look like.
Bitch was so funny.
Look at her. Oh, bitch. Fuck you. Come say hi to my friends hello my friend who's telling their parents that they're wait pause it let me explain it to them
they're telling their parents that what so i don't understand. So the people on the left are duetting the girls that are laughing,
and they're telling their parents that they're showing them to their friends,
like a FaceTime, and then the two people just start dying laughing,
and it's like the parents' reaction to why they're being laughed at.
So it's making fun of old people.
It's like, that would be me.
I'd be like, why are they laughing at me right now?
Exactly.
But I would know it's a duet because I'm a little bit on top of that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Let's do questions.
We'll do – Brianna, you're setting these up?
Yeah.
We got a bunch this week.
Okay.
Cool.
What would be the best celebrity group chat to be a part of?
Jeez.
Like just like unlimited of? Jeez. Like just like
unlimited people?
There's a couple
that I'm in
that are pretty fucking crazy.
What are your best ones?
Dave?
What are your best ones?
No, what are your best ones?
Well, I'm not in any.
What would you want to be in?
I'm not in any group chat celebrity.
I would love to probably be
I don't even know celebrities
Mine would be sports related
Probably knowing the inside dirt
I would have loved during Deflategate with Brady
To have Goodell be a part
And hear what he's actually saying
But I don't so much care what celebrities are saying
Right, just fun
I don't really know if I have a crazy
I think I have a pretty Crazy like, crazy contact list just from doing, like, business and stuff.
But I don't think I have, like, one group chat that's been made that's, like, this crazy, iconic group chat I have.
How many do you have?
Obviously, the Kardashians.
We have a fun one actually called Ride or Die, and it's a good one.
That's the Kardashians
not all
it's mixed
there's other people in it
that's sweet
it's a fucking good one though
who else is in it
you won't give us
any details
no it's not about details
I mean
details
who wants to go viral
yeah
that's the only reason
we do the show
oh what you want to talk
about Kim's divorce
is that what you want to go viral
no I said I won't do that
that doesn't interest me at all
that doesn't interest me like no at all I would be you don't want to go viral? No, I said I won't do that. That doesn't interest me at all. That doesn't interest me like at all.
No?
Okay, good.
I would be-
You don't want to go viral today.
No, no.
I mean, if you want-
Anyway.
Feel free.
No, I'm kidding.
You know, one time, Courtney, I sat next to her at, before anyone knew, I was at a bachelor
party, Tao Vegas.
She came there early before any of her friends, and like, do you mind if she just hangs out
in the cabana?
Super nice.
Actually, very pretty in person, too. this is kind of pre their fame as well
whoa yeah it was a long time we weren't really going out back then i was it was a bachelor party
okay so for i mean you go out for a bachelor party yeah anyway the group chats are fucking
awesome because you know we have a lot of haters and and people that yeah you do yeah it's fun i
we i love hate i i can't if I don't think I would survive without haters.
Do you guys like send back and forth funny hate comments you get?
Like do you guys make fun of hate that you get?
Yeah, and just like funny, ridiculous stories sometimes that are like this is like so crazy or –
Right.
People we see that we don't talk to anymore out and about, like random shit like that.
Do you think
here's a viral
you're probably not
going to answer this
but I firmly believe
this
without the sex tape
the Kardashians
don't exist
you can't know that
well I know
I can't know that
you can't know that
because
but I think that
but the show
has been
if that was the case
I mean maybe
that was a platform
well that launched there's no doubt it launched but listen I Kim was already like the hottest girl The show has been – if that was the case, I mean maybe that was a platform to get started.
Well, that launched.
There's no doubt.
It launched, but –
Listen, I –
Kim was already like the hottest girl I've ever seen in Hollywood, really like the hottest girl ever.
Back then when I used to see her, I'd be like, this is not – you could go into a room with like ten supermodels and Kim walks in and she's literally the prettiest girl in the room.
I've never seen her in person.
You'll flip.
It's that overwhelming.
And I say that to her sometimes. I look at her. I'm like, who's two? Huh? I don't room. I've never seen her in person. You'll flip. It's that overwhelming. And I say that to her sometimes.
I look at her.
I'm like, who's two?
Huh?
I don't know.
I don't have a two.
J.Lo's pretty good.
Wait, so you're saying like Kim's like the number one most beautiful girl in the entire world?
What's that?
You're saying Kim is like the best looking girl in the entire world?
I would say there's a few girls.
Put an asterisk.
His best friend.
Well, I mean, it's not just my kind of call on it.
I mean I love –
Naomi Campbell I think is drop-dead gorgeous.
I mean there's a lot of young Hollywood girls that are –
I want to clarify my Kardashians thing.
Anybody can make a porn.
Not everybody would take a porn and launch it and become uber famous all across.
So I give them credit.
But I think that was – She didn't launch it. I mean she didn't like porn and launch it and become uber famous all across. So I give them credit. But I think that was –
She didn't launch it.
I mean she didn't let go and launch it.
Well, she had to agree, right?
I don't think so.
I don't think you can do that without agreement.
I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure.
Anyway, either way, the show doesn't stay on for 20 seasons because of the porn tape.
I mean you got to have some fucking – you got to keep things going.
You have to have a little depth or something going on.
And you don't have a billion-dollar empire all i don't disagree with that i agree with that okay next
question uh next question if you could have one album describe the last five years of your life
what would it be oh or song yeah or song i'd. You mean an actual song?
Yeah, you can do a song, like the name of the song.
I'd say Yummy for Food God, guys.
Oh, that's perfect for you.
Actually, you know what?
The story with Yummy is I saw Justin at an opening of this burger place that this guy Timothee, the Russian rapper, did.
And he came up to me and he called me over and he's like, yo, I want you to be in the
Yummy video.
And he's like, I'll find you.
But he didn't find me for the video and I'm pissed.
That would have been a good video.
How great?
Food God, Yummy?
That would have been perfect.
That makes sense.
How sick is that?
Pissed.
I can't think of a song, though.
I know what song I have.
There's one, but I don't remember the name.
There's a lyric, like, not sure I got here.
I mean, the last five years has been pretty crazy.
Sing it for us.
I can't even think the lyric.
It's like a 70s song.
It's like a classic rock song.
Okay.
Josh, you don't have one?
Welcome to the jungle?
No.
I don't...
How do you...
How can you pick a song to represent five years?
I mean, for you, it's like...
Yours has to be something...
That's like half of my life.
Right. True. You're only like 50. it's like yours has to be something. That's like half of my life. Right.
That's a lot of
what's happened.
That's, yeah.
It's a good question. I know what
I'll think of a song at some point. I'll hear it
and then I'll rejigger it. Well, this segment went
well. Thank me later. Next.
Yeah. Well, this one is really
probably only people are going to care about Food God's
answer. What's the greatest addition to food?
Like what?
To put on it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like the greatest condiment?
Is that what you're talking about?
Well, Food God truffle ketchup, to be honest.
Okay.
And my truffle steak sauce that's coming out.
Probably the two best things I've ever had.
I'm not kidding.
Not just because it's asterisk mine.
Well, it's definitely you're saying it's because of yours.
I'd say butter.
I created it.
Right, yeah.
But it's that incredible.
It'd be nice if you posted about it or sent it to me.
I've never tried it.
I know.
What about you, Josh?
You just eat butter?
I mean, I think probably butter.
I would have to go with that.
How can you beat that?
It just goes good with everything.
Butter. Agreed. Ever have to go with that. How can you beat that? It just goes good with everything. Butter.
Agreed.
Ever have chocolate butter?
Yes.
What?
Butter, not Nutella.
Chocolate butter.
I have not.
That just, that, I don't know if I would, I don't know if I'd like that.
Oh, it's sick.
Okay.
Okay.
Take your word for it.
You are the food god.
Thank you.
Totally.
Change his name.
What do you say
when you're hooking up with someone and
I love you comes out during sex?
Has this happened to you? What do you do?
That would never ever happen
to me unless I was in like a committed
relationship where I actually like love
the person. Yeah, but no, no, no.
What if they say it to you? Yeah.
Oh, yeah. You don't hear it.
Yeah, exactly. That's what I was about to say. Yeah, exactly what I was about to say. You you? Yeah. Oh, you don't hear it. Yeah, exactly.
That's what I was about to say.
That's exactly what I was about to say.
You just keep going.
You just pretend you didn't hear it. You don't acknowledge that shit.
What if they said it again?
What if they were like, no, but I love you.
Are you saying this is like the first time?
This is the first time you're hooking up with someone and they're like, I love you.
You just keep saying it. I think you're maybe like, I love you. You just keep saying whatever you have to do.
Maybe like, that's cool.
Maybe if they're saying it in a sexy way, but I don't know.
What's a sexy way of saying I love you?
Commitment isn't necessarily sexy.
Okay, so you just ignore it or say that's cool?
Well, if they keep saying it, you're with a psychopath yeah that's true you i think you're just like that's yeah i don't know you would keep ignoring
or just be like that's cool i mean like have you ever had that before dave where you're like
walking out a girl or something and it's like you're done the night with them right
and then they're like yeah i love you at the. No. Yeah, I've had that before.
No, yeah, you're much more like that's – yeah, no, me, no.
You kind of do just have to like – I was flabbergasted.
What did you say, Josh?
I think I just shut the door.
I think I literally – I was like panicking.
I didn't know what to do.
Was it the Maloof girl?
I love you, slamstick.
No, no, no, no, no.
It wasn't. It wasn't. Don't worry. It wasn't Maloof. I was – I just – I didn't know what to do. Was it the Malouf girl? No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't. It wasn't. Don't
worry. I was, I just, I didn't know. Yeah. I didn't, I really didn't know what to do. I was
standing there at the door just like, yeah. Okay. That's awkward. Yeah. I feel bad. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry for that. Shout out that girl. Okay. Last question. I think this is more of like an advice
one. Every time I go out with my friends, my boyfriend asks to see my outfit and always makes it known he thinks I should change.
Should I care what he says or wear what I want?
Why does he care so much?
Or it's like what is –
Unless your boyfriend is a stylist.
Yeah, wear what you want.
I mean it's probably not – this is like an old lover.
It doesn't sound like the best relation.
Your boyfriend like thinks you're ugly or something.
Like why?
Every time you don't like what you wear.
No, I think it's more of like you're dressed like a hoe change type of thing, like controlling boyfriend situation.
Well, that's a problem too.
Yeah.
That's just like –
That's the beginning of the end.
Yeah.
Like you guys would –
I mean Miami here is like the girls.
Yeah.
Everybody dressed like insane. If you don't, it's almost insulting. Yeah. I mean, Miami here, it's like the girls. Yeah, our dress is like insane.
If you don't, it's almost insulting.
Yeah.
It's almost kind of like, yeah, you got to take your shoes off when you come in certain people's houses, right?
It's just part of the culture.
I get it.
You got to dress naked.
All right.
I think that is pretty much everything we got, right?
I've actually got one thing for Food God.
So this just came in.
much everything we got right i've actually got one thing for food god so this just came in i don't know dave if you've seen this but so a month ago kim kardashian posted about her daughter's painting
that she did so i'll show you guys oh so i remember this she said that her seven-year-old
daughter painted this oil canvas and people are calling bullshit yep and then she wrote a response
that was saying, basically
how are you calling me a liar?
This is for sure my daughter's painting.
So people want to know
if God actually thinks that.
I'm a seven year old. That's fucking good, bro.
That's Picasso.
That is Picasso right there. That is Kanye
fucking West, bro. A genius, do you understand?
That happens in those kind
of kids. A seven year old painted that? Yeah, a kid would never write a whole story like that if that was not true. I know her, a genius. Do you understand? That happens in those kind of kids. A seven-year-old painted that?
A kid would never write a whole story like that if that was not true.
I know her like a book.
That is definitely then what happened.
No chance.
What a hater! You were hating on
a six-year-old? You're sick.
A six-year-old made that? Yes.
No fucking way.
Wasn't it a class and a bunch
of kids did it and they all looked good.
I think like they were getting taught how to do it while they do it.
That's why it's believable.
That looks like Bob Ross.
That's what I was just about to say.
That is some Bob Ross.
Yeah, but have you ever tried to do Bob Ross?
It doesn't look like that.
Yeah, no.
Where's the part of the podcast where you're like, so food God.
So what else do you have going on?
What else do you have?
It's just about you guys? No, no, no.
You guys, just so you understand,
I'm the original, you know,
most famous BFF in the world.
This is the BFF's podcast. You're not acknowledging
that, first of all. Are you? Yeah.
Are you fucking kidding? Kim's BFF.
It was.
Food God took four years to build.
That's the genius of building an entire brand, which should have some respect here.
I have respect, but first of all, I'm going back.
Are you the most famous best friend?
Yes, I am.
Dennis Rodman had that one friend who used to pull him around.
I don't follow anybody around.
I was on a television show.
Isn't Kim technically like the world's best friend?
Wasn't she best friends with Paris at the start?
Oh, Paris and their better friend.
That was not during famous time.
But Food God and Kim,
they're still friends.
It's the longest lasting one.
But Paris and Nicole were bigger
famous friends.
By the way, they hated each other.
All the time? 90%
of it, yeah.
Yeah, Kim and I did not. I mean, we've actually never No, you're wrong. By the way, they hated each other. All the time? 90% of it, yeah. Wait, what?
Yeah, Kim and I did not.
I mean, we've actually never gotten into a fight one time.
About what?
It was on TV.
It doesn't matter.
I'm not getting into my long stories.
All right, what are you up to?
Food God.
What are you up to?
Are you more known?
That's an honest question.
Food God now.
More than Kim's best friend?
By the way, anywhere in the world.
I would say so.
I hear Food God a lot now. It's crazy. By the way, anywhere in the world. I would say so. I hear Food God a lot now.
It's crazy. And by the way,
that is part of the building of the brand.
It was always like, we love you on the show,
we love you this, but it's really
transformed to anywhere in the world.
Literally, everybody knows Food God.
And it's like a thing. I love you.
If you go to Zimbabwe, people are like,
is Food God? Honestly, most likely.
How about that seven-star hotel I went to?
We had a whole – with Dave, I cannot have dinner without an argument.
The second I sit down, we start with the horrific – I mean the leather jacket, and then it goes right into a fucking argument.
He doesn't let me breathe.
Well, he needs someone to breathe.
He's like, I stayed at a seven-star hotel.
He was sitting with these two girls.
He's like, I stayed at a seven-star hotel.
I said to the girl, I go, where are you from?
You have an accent.
He goes, I didn't pick it up.
I don't know anything.
I didn't even know.
And I go, I know, but I have six senses, so I hear little things that you don't.
What are you saying?
You're smarter?
Hey, where are you from?
I'm originally from Austria.
He goes, I would have never known that.
I go, yeah, because you're not listening.
That's besides the point.
He said there was a seven-star hotel, and I said, there's no such thing.
Like, you're just trying to brag.
Like, your hotels are better than, like, normal. It seven-star hotel, and I said there's no such thing. Like you're just trying to brag like your hotels are better than like normal.
It's not my hotel.
I was invited.
They said there's no such thing as a seven-star, but there is.
Like the Burj in Dubai is called a seven-star hotel. I talked you up how I like you, and now you're ranting about seven-star hotels and like the wherever,
and people are going to be like, this guy's an asshole.
I don't care. I have nothing to do with the hotel, by the way. I left early. That's how much I wanted to go back to a fucking three-star hotels and like the wherever and people are going to be like, this guy is an asshole. I don't care.
I have nothing to do with the hotel, by the way.
I left early.
That's how much I wanted to go back to a fucking three-star.
We're wrapping up.
Do you want to tell us what you're up to?
Food God?
Yes.
We have a lot.
We got – so basically I have this amazing fish delivery company called Ocean Box, which
is going to be fresh fish delivery to your house.
I just signed a deal with Pure Greens, which is opening hundreds of juice stores, press
juice.
They're going to have Food God juices.
And it's all my Food God products that are coming, steak, sauce,
this all on foodgod.com.
And then I want to do like a versus with Josh, I think.
A what?
Oh, yeah.
We talked about this.
What was it, like a hot dog eating challenge or something?
Yeah, not like a hot dog or a pizza eating contest.
Because I see versus.
I did it before Josh even did it a long time ago.
Then I stopped, and I see Josh doing them every day.
Hold on.
What's a verse?
Versus.
Just like me versus you?
Yeah, yeah.
So me and him will go up against each other in this big contest.
Right.
So I want to do like eating a slice of pizza faster.
People vote on it, and they win money.
It's pretty sick.
Remember when you ripped off my routine and everyone killed you for it?
Because I posted a pizza one time.
He got roasted.
I don't do basic pizza.
I did ravioli pizza.
Guys, does that intrigue you more than a pie in the middle of nowhere?
Like pizza with ravioli on top.
Apparently it didn't intrigue them more.
Apparently it got them angry.
It did.
It did get them angry.
All right.
We got to go.
Am I not allowed to do – can you tell people?
Like am I allowed to do non-cheese pizza?
You can do whatever you want.
No, but just give it – let them know.
I don't care about it.
If they get mad at you, they get mad at you.
But you should give me the blessing.
Like you know what?
Right.
Don't do plain pizza.
But are you going to give them the blessing, Dave?
Because that's a big thing.
But are you going to do it?
No.
I liked when they got mad at him.
He can do it.
But it's like –
What a freak.
Don't bless you.
I don't tell my people what to do.
Oh, you're people?
You're like Taylor Swift?
You have a cult now?
You're people?
You're back on Taylor Swift.
Why don't you edit more videos and make her look bad when the truth comes out?
Me?
Why are you saying me?
What do I have to do with that?
I didn't say you.
It was your crew.
You said your crew.
I have nothing to do with that.
I have nothing to do with that.
Let me do ravioli pizza, you prick.
You can do ravioli pizza.
I need to come to Miami to hang out with you guys. We have nothing to do with that. Let me do ravioli pizza, you prick. You can do ravioli pizza. I need to come to Miami
to hang out with you guys.
Oh, it's fun.
We love it.
By the way,
the entire dinner is like this.
It does not stop.
No, I imagine.
I imagine.
I believe it goes like this
through the whole entire night.
Probably through the club
and everything.
Because, you know...
You guys are probably
dance battling.
You're probably arguing
while we're talking.
We haven't gotten to a club
together yet,
so it might happen
No no no
We were
Oh yeah that little place
Yeah but that means like a club club
Like when Liv opens up
Just so you know
When Liv opens up
Miami is going to be
Boom
Josh you need to
Get on the first flight
Out here
And you might never go
Would you ever think of moving to
Miami like a lot of people
You do not know how many times
I've been asked to move to Miami.
It's time, bro.
It's crazy.
Miami is becoming.
I don't mean it's crazy.
It's crazy to get real estate right now.
Yeah, but do you notice a difference in LA?
Like a lot of people have moved out.
Well, I mean, like, yeah, LA's pretty dead.
It's starting to open, though, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
It's starting to open.
Restaurants are opening.
Been at Craig's.
Shout out Craig's. Fucking love that place. My guy. I was there to open. Restaurants are opening. Been at Craig's. Shout out Craig's.
Fucking love that place.
Craig's, my guy.
Was there last week.
He's the best.
He is the best.
Nobody knows who you're talking about.
We got to kick you out.
We have another guest coming at 1230.
It is Aiden.
I don't know who that is, but cool.
Don't say that.
No, I don't know Aiden.
Be careful.
Give me a last name.
You're like, Aiden.
All right.
Thank you, Food God.
I'll see you.
Thank you, man.
That's it?
Yeah, thank you.
Not like, thanks.
Thank you for doing it. Like, I'll probably see you tonight at dinner. No it? Yeah, thank you. Not like thanks. Thanks. Thank you for doing it.
Like I'll probably see you tonight at dinner.
No, I'm flying out.
I'm going back to New York this afternoon.
All right.
Guys, thanks for having me.
You're awesome.
Josh, killing it.
Thanks for coming on.
Food God, follow him on TikTok.
Get all his stuff.
Go get his sauce.
He's a nicer dude than he appears.
We're having fun here.
With you, you've got to be honest.
I think everyone gets we're having fun.
You wore shades inside during a podcast the entire time.
That's where you went wrong.
No, I like the look.
You know why?
Because Josh looks so young and fresh that I don't want to look.
I got to look somewhere decent.
Was that the problem?
You're sitting next to me.
I said Josh.
No, I know, but you're sitting next to me.
Nice.
Nice.
I got you, bro.
Most people, their knee-jerk reaction would be like, what type of douchebag wears shades?
I don't give a fuck.
Inside the whole time.
I don't care.
I'm just telling you.
You know how I've been around for a long time.
And it's going to – I'm just like – it's just going to keep going.
I'm allowed to wear shades.
Hey, Dave.
You should put your shades on right now.
I just want to see that.
Yeah, put them on.
Beside each other.
By the way, so you guys understand, we are sitting in front of an open window.
No, we're not. So we're not in a closed room
here like a normal studio. There's a
fucking window. It's a shade thing.
Oh, you guys look like douchebags
now with the full on. Oh my god, dude.
What a douchebag.
Why would you wear shades while you're on fucking?
What a douche. See you later.
Bye.