BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - IS ALEX COOPER TRYING TO STEAL MOOBIE FROM BARSTOOL? — BFFs EP. 177 WITH SMELLY

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

We are joined this week by our Josh replacement, Moobie and Smelly. We discuss all that’s changed for Moobie since she last appeared on BFFs, her stump and new catchphrases, graduating college, Smelly being hired at Barstool, and the rumors that Alex Cooper is stealing Moobie from Dave. The group then gets into this week's headlines - Harrison Butker’s controversial commencement speech, J Lo and Ben spark divorce rumors, Landon Barker covered his Charli D’Amelio tattoo, and more. We finish with BFFs Corner where Bri met Lana Del Rey, Miss Peaches received the Bone to Miami, and we play Guess The Meme. ----------------------------------------------------- Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Satisfy your Cane’s fix today. There really is no other option. Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). ----------------------------------------------------- Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Discord: https://discord.com/invite/QpnRVGTCMU Follow Dave Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stoolpresidente/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresidente?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzu5cycWNzMl4G803BA8jIKbLAjqyptl6tS74NCymRyGl72NCg65DXJl1czTQ0gqsPZqoKeVmGTS0PLJIwaAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&share_author_id=6659752019493208069&share_link_id=B4EBAADC-E562-4E55-9052-BA7E38708665&tt_from=sms&u_code=d4kdeamhi4b7m6&user_id=6659752019493208069&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms&source=h5_m&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6882816990987027974&is_from_webapp=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, PFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Raising Cane's. It's the unofficial start to summer. If your plans involve a road trip or get-together, Raising Cane's will be there to provide craveable chicken finger meals. Raising Cane's is there to help make any summer road trip or gathering better. That's because you can get their craveable, hand-battered, cooked-to-order chicken fingers,

crispy crinkle-cut fries, buttery Texas toast. Of course, their secret cane sauce for any summer moment. Also, during Memorial Day weekend, Raisin Cane's is offering free shipping on all Cane's gear starting today through May 28th. Check out canesgear.com for all their summertime merch. Follow along on all the fun and see the latest happening at Cane's by searching Raisin Cane's across your social media channels. One love.

Satisfy your Cane's fix today. There across your social media channels. One love. Satisfy your canes fix today. There really is no other option. All right. BFF's new episode, Josh Can't Make It Today. So we have Moogs and Kelly filling in. Let's go. Let's go. We're excited.

We're here. Kelly, our newest Barstool employee, I think. I think you're the newest. Ooh, excited, proud. Are you like nervous right now or what? I'm like a little nervous, but not, I'm like, I'm more excited. We're just going to have a nice little talk or have a little convo about what we got on the sheet. She's met a lot of people.

They're all like smelly. She shakes her head. She goes, I don't read. I'm like, I promise I don't actually smell. That's not where I got my name from. Is that what people call you? Like, I know it's smelly, but like, are people saying literally smelly versus Kelly in the office? Yeah.

Yeah. Like the gyms, they all call me smelly. Gotcha. Yeah. All right. Well, for those who don't know, Moves has been with us now for a while. You guys graduate. You're graduates now you already graduated

we walked that we got that degree so i called uh moves and moves and i don't talk that often so like i don't know once every couple months or something maybe we'll have a recent talk but i knew she was graduating and i'm like what is the deal with your sidekick there, Kelly? Very kind of like Brie O'Malley in a way. Like we found moves. It's like, all right. Well, I shouldn't say that. Because O'Malley, I don't even know where she came from.

I was not aware of that O'Malley just show. It was kind of the same. Was O'Malley a – So I didn't know that. Yeah. I just kept bringing her on my podcast until someone would hire her. Got it. Because she just kind of showed up in New York. Yeah, we moved to New York together.

I was like, move to New York with me. And they went to college together too, like Kelly and I. I'm like, I want to meet O'Malley. Yeah. So is O'Malley in the office today? I think she's coming. You guys record after this? We record after this, yeah. Yeah. Got it. So is O'Malley in the office today? I think she's coming in there. You guys record after this? We record after this, yeah.

Yeah. Got it. So yeah, so I was paying attention to what moves had been blowing up. And then Kelly appears in all the videos. So I reached out to moves. I'm like, what is Kelly doing? What's her plan? Is she in this world?

Or what is she up to? What was it? Nurse or teacher? Teacher. Yeah. I was going to be with the youth of this generation. I was going to be in front of a bunch of kids. And now we're switching the audience a little bit.

Like a 180. Yeah. So I called moves. I'm like, you know, she seems like a good fit. It worked with Bree and O'Malley. You need someone else. Like, would she want to go in this world? I called up, talked to Smelly, Kelly, you need someone else like would she want to go in this world i called up talk to smelly kelly whatever and you were like ready to go yeah yeah i'm in let's do it so in the blink of an eye you're now in the content world

i'm always curious did you like talk to your parents you're like oh you know the thing i'm going to school for like that's just out. Yeah, I'm doing it. I literally told them I was like, yes. So like I know these past four years I've been studying education and going into student teaching in Poughkeepsie. But actually, I've decided to make a quick little career change and I'm going to go to Barstool. And they're like, whatever floats your boat, girl. Whatever makes you happy at the end of the day. And I'm like, all right, we're doing it.

Our parents, like, talked to each other. And they're like, listen, it's going to be good. Barstool's great. And they were totally bought in. It was awesome. I remember getting off the phone with Dave and was like, Kelly, it was about you. I thought she was crying. I was also like, I don't know why Dave's acting.

Yeah, they're like, is she OK? I'm like, Kelly, they want you to have barstool. It was so funny. She still has her degrees, too. Yeah, exactly. That's the beauty of it. But they do. I don't.

I dropped out. They at least have their degrees. Yeah, but once you go in this world, it's like, you don't go back. That's true. You don't. Of all what they're going to do, is's going to go be a teacher after this. I have my teaching degree, by the way. Oh, let's go.

That's what I got mine in. You guys could teach a content class. You guys could do it. Yeah, imagine that. Professor Portnoy. Because there's not much risk. In my mind, moves has blown up so much. Kelly's with her.

You guys will be successful. So I didn't think there was was much it's just what you want to do with your life yeah when you said that to me i was like lock no if it's coming from dave that there's no risk i'm locked in well i'm not always right yeah i'll take a risk yeah it's an interesting world so since you've been on last time moves we get the stats here we We had you in September 2023. Your TikTok's like 7x of what it is. I actually gave you a huge compliment on Call Her Daddy. And we have a theory why it was cut out. Oh, really?

Yes. Well, I've seen theories too. I've seen theories about that. And we watched it. We sat down on our porch and watched it. And I didn't hear the shout out, obviously, but we saw a theory. It was cut. Really?

And nothing else was cut. Wow. As far as I'm aware. I kind of rubbed her face in it that she didn't know who you were. Oh, really? Yeah. I was like, I don't even know Austin. However your name came out.

You're talking about female stars that we had. Oh, yeah, so we were going through the history. It's like, yeah, we've had all the way from Jenna Marbles to you, Alex, and then Brianna, and then we got Rhea Francis, and we have the next one, Moves, and she didn't know who it was. I'm like, see, you don't know what's going on. You're like, you've lost your – if you don't know what's going on you're like you've lost your if you don't know who she is for unwell network you're not like paying attention wow and it's gone and she clipped it out like that's t that's t yeah which makes me think she's

like well austin's theory is like they were going to try to snipe you and they didn't want it out there like they didn't know who you were until i was like, hey, she's the next one. So who knows? That's just a little Barstool inside theory. Well, have you seen all the theories being like Call Her Daddy, not Call Her Daddy, Unwell Network is going to steal moves from Barstool? Yeah. He told me about that after.

Yeah. I'm going to call this right now because I don't think anybody else has said this. I think Alex Cooper is going to try and steal Mubi from a Barstoolool or she already has that girl is popping off she just graduated she's hot she's cool she's funny she's gonna be the next alex cooper and alex cooper wants her on her own well network her barstool 2.0 is what dave calls it and i wouldn't put it past her to like offer her double what dave is offering her just to steal

her but i feel like there could be a bidding war in this. And this is a good thing for movies. She's incredible. She creates amazing content. Like she reminds me of myself when I was in college. Like she, what was that? Who is this person? And there's going to be a bidding war,

a bidding war. Yeah. That's crazy. That's good for moves. Newsflash. You didn't know who you were, but it is, it is strange that it was cut out.

So like our theory was like the second i said it she's like looking and then she's like oh she is popping off but you're more powerful i'm not worried about that anyways yeah you have gone crazy since last time you were on it crazy what skyrocketed yeah like i don't even i couldn't if you would have told me where i am now when i first started i would be like wow even coming back here it's crazy predicted it i mean i did i predicted it you did he was one of my first calls like what do you think it moves like what is the deal here she's like yeah i think you actually like she's next you should i said she's the next out so i'll hire her immediately oh my god you're not there's no I met in college I told Dave I was like she's so lovable and she's in college and Alex is out of college now it's like

everyone wants to cling to something and you're so likable and relatable I thought like prediction wise like going up I thought she was gonna be like Alex Earl I was right. See, for the content-wise, those two don't seem similar to me. One's sailing on a storm. One's in Miami. But yeah, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah. College, like the get ready with me storm. Just like that, yeah. College blonde.

So what is it like... I see this picture. I still can't believe this all started with Jack Mack, which is like the weirdest... Yeah, insane. We were just talking about it. I just met Jack Mack. Yeah, she just met Jack Mack. He jack yeah she just met jack back he was like

laying on the couch i was like cool hey jack nice to meet you it's really fun so what is the last year been like i mean it seems what i've tried to describe this i've seen a couple videos with you moves where you like walked into is it another class at maris and everyone's like psyched to see you it was a sorority so i have a friend who is in a sorority and she would, they do like baskets where they give them to their littles and all this stuff. And she wanted me to give a basket to like her little. A chicken Caesar salad basket. Yeah, some big basket.

And I had no clue it was going to be a reaction like that. I was like, hopefully they know me. Do we have this video? Can we get this video? This to me is crazy. Because isn't Marist kind of small? Yes. Like, that was, like, hopefully they know me. Do we have this video? Can we get this video? This, to me, is crazy. Yeah. Because isn't Marist kind of small?

Yes. Doesn't everyone kind of know each other? It was almost like you didn't go to school there or something. I know. Like, kind of. But there's, like, kind of a split, like, where, like, we, like, don't really do a lot of things with, like, the sororities or fraternities. So, like, and those were, like, a lot of underclassmen. They were, like, all freshmen yeah and like when we'd walk into like underclassmen bars like there would be girls like shaking like you guys yeah i'm like i'm like sometimes yeah sometimes

legal things i like sometimes oh yeah those oh no we just walk into a place where the young... Here's the video. Yeah. This is crazy. I can't hear it, but... Me too. Wait, we need sound. I guess you can tell by the face. You can tell. They're all screaming.

They're like this. Oh! Yeah, this is crazy to me. This is when I saw it. And this actually may have been like what is going on here because obviously people are freaking out at your own school and again we've been to marist i don't know if you guys know that we used to go to marist through like a blackout or a million fucking times i never knew that really what i never knew that

i think we've done concerts at Marist 15 times, like back in the day, like we would go all the time. It was a huge party school for us. So yeah. How is that back to the original question, being a celebrity on campus? Like what,

what it seems like everyone likes you. Yeah. You get no jealousy, which is crazy. Yeah. It's been a great and awesome. And definitely the more recent I've been blowing up the more i've been we're sitting on our porch and cars are just flying by like sit on it honking yeah

honking you can't say that videos and we're just like um taking videos they're like little girls she's like i'm here with my best friend i'm an eighth grader shaky i'm like guys it's okay especially in the lacrosse world too like there wasn't a team that we played up didn't know who i was i think they had some of like the biggest gyms on the team like we would be playing another team and like win or lose like they would run over after the game like before we'd go in the locker room like we would lose a lot so half the time i'm like i'm like thanks for being me jim but. Or the Jims are like, good game. Sorry I couldn't pull out the win.

They don't even care. They're like, we just wanted to see you running around with your stick. I've never seen a women's lacrosse game ever. But yeah. What's it on it? I know that's your big thing. It literally started from the Steve Harvey clip where he's like, name one thing your girlfriend would like to do to your face. And this girl's like, sit on it, Steve. Yeah, but do it in the Steve Harvey clip where he's like name one thing your girlfriend would like to do

to your face and this girl's like sit on it Steve yeah but do it do it in the Steve Harvey impression she's so good at doing the impression

that's why we were just dying laughing in the living room like while she was doing this sit on it and then everyone like blows up

and then we basically we had a stump in our yard for a really long time. And I just stood on a stump and just kept saying, sit on it. We actually went back and tried to find the first ever.

Yeah. Video with the stump. It was in the fall, but it didn't like do as well. Then I stood on some said, sit on it. And that really took off. Which was just crazy.

Theo Vaughn? I didn't even see this. Yeah. That was wild. That was crazy. All of a sudden people are like, you mentioned, I go and look, he's talking about his chicken Caesar.

He literally clipped it in. God, just smell that chicken Caesar salad. I bet some secondhand Caesar would be. That was Zach Brown, by the way, man. Also, I was getting ready to get mad at you. Not mad, but because I just, we work with Just Salad. Like, I just filmed, like, a commercial with Just Salad, met the owner. He's like, we work with Mubi.

We love Mubi. And then Sweetgreen stole your sound. I know. Which I guess is legal. Like, anybody can do it. You can steal sound. And lastly, before we just go into the hot topics and talk about it, the fucking Patriots.

Yeah. I know. That was crazy. Now, you're not a Patriot fan. You're not from New England. No, not at all. She's Eagles. And I literally was like, thanks, Patriots.

Hey, movie. Look at the new. It was like Patriots tagged you in a video, and it was this whole thing, and it was amazing. I had no clue. It was a production. Yeah. Where'd they get this stuff?

Like that had to take some work. Yeah. Like I don't. Is that graphic design? I can't see. I feel it. See it. I'm out of here.

So has something happened in the last like month or so? I was going to say, is it the poughkeepsie video that like blew it blew you over yeah the poughkeepsie one which is crazy because it took two seconds kelly was recording it in the bathroom like and we had a game that day and i was just i was just like we were like stand on the roof and like see if we can do something. And then that song, Chicago, when I'm back in Chicago, was like viral. And I was like, when I'm back at Poughkeepsie,

I feel it. Because I do. It's our college town. We played a lacrosse game. I came back to my phone. I was like, Kelly, this is blowing up. I think it has like 20 million views. Before that,

we literally just got her balloons for like hitting 200,000. And then all of a sudden it was like the next week we're at like 400 and 500 i'm like we can't keep getting so many balloons and so when we talk to both of you guys and this is kind of how we roll people at this can be like the secret sauce of how barcel works we don't tell anybody what to do so it's like what are you guys doing um have you do you know what you're doing yet like here like what's your move like you're out of college now you're both like full-time barstool employees yeah here did you move to new york

not yet july 1st is when i'm gonna move in with my sister kelly's gonna keep commuting we're gonna hang out with the so where where do you live, Kelly? I live on Long Island. Okay. So it's like a 30-minute commute. I'm like, I'll stay humble this first year. And then get on my feet. And we're just going to create content,

whether it's traveling, doing places. The beauty of it is we can go outside and get a stump and stand on it and do something and just explore together i'm like i wonder what the next phrase is that's the only thing we're always like what's the next bit but it just happens and something appears uh kelly started a tiktok yeah so we're working on moving i've been looking for her tiktok like does it even exist i always am looking through moobies comments like where the fuck is smelly's tiktok i literally had one and like because I had like my own like personal one and like I posted some things from there from

high school and I was like I'm gonna do this like a clean slate and then I got a new one and like posted on it for two days and it got banned like right away for like it said like I was like 13 or something and I was trying to appeal it and I'm like I just started like and I couldn't get it appealed so I just started a new one like at the end of this past week it's great I also like that yeah we gotta get that what is it I'm sorry I'm gonna tell us what the yeah what the fuck is it

I'm like it's smelly Kelly with all ones okay wait what it's smelly Kelly with all ones like the L's like the l's are one sorry god yeah yeah you know it gotta be a little quirky gotta be a little quirky yeah also i i liked when i originally was talking to moves about kelly and you were actually moves you're like she's which is very sweet you're like she's the one who was always kind of like no we have to do that again that has to be like better which is super cool when it's like your profile at the time not hers that she was kind of just blowing up yeah so that was kind of sweet like uh a way to keep it oh here we

go let's go almost a 10k look at that profile picture well that was me sleeping before i got to the office and even i think proud right hand man yeah exactly because that's what it was like that whole time like i i never like it was never like i was never like chasing the dream down with her like i was just we were just having fun like it was just fun and like i just wanted her to find success and like it was almost like not like an addiction but it was like exciting like when she kept growing to be like okay like now let's maybe like add this in so like she gets even more views like it was like we're like chasing it we started like she started adopting my same mind it's like oh i see we're seeing a salad so make a quick video let's post it and then we'd like or at graduation we got up on stage

after and filmed like two videos we were like we need this we're like way to clock it and we're like we clocked it today yeah it's grind. Putting on like the creator grind mind, it's like it almost can be bad at times because everything you do, you're like, oh, content, content, content. But we're glad we have both you guys, so welcome. Thank you. And hopefully you both keep growing. Go follow Kelly.

Yeah, get on there. Smell like Kelly. Smell like Kelly. She doesn't stink. I don't actually smell but it's alright maybe sometimes

shake that alright can you move the mic a little closer yeah it's far away what took you so long could you hear me the entire show

yeah just better quality it was closer yeah I didn't realize it must have been moved fuck alright you sounded

I did yeah I heard you alright good it was far away um now we'll just go through headlines the same way that we usually do it so you guys chime in whenever you want starting diddy all over the place is crazy diddy like assaulting cassie in a hotel footage it's terrifying i don't oh diddy is a scumbag obviously that's beyond it i how is this footage available like how is this in the hotel because he well he paid them fifty thousand dollars to like get rid of it before but i don't know how it's coming out now like six years later and brie we've always talked about totally different where everyone's like oh he's the worst he'll never be back he'll never do well like chris brown beat the shit out of rihanna and

like he's just out in the street like being a normal human so i don't know how anyone recovers from any of this yeah but who knows yeah i mean he was what he does behind closed doors yeah that's comfortable doing it in the hallway and 100 and he has daughters too right yeah like three yeah like a new wife and he posts all on instagram like the truth is coming the truth is coming why would you post the truth is coming when you know that video exists he clearly didn't think it was going to go out and then he apologizes he's denied it about a million times so yeah yeah and he made that video yeah all right this one's good for for the round table of women that we have here harrison butkert's college commencement speak goes viral

um he spoke at bennett bennett dick dean college has gone viral for nfl kicker polar and takes abortion covid lg btq community women and more most viral part of his comments about women who he said have told diebuckle lies about their professional careers suggesting motherhood will be when the women are most fulfilled essentially long and short of it right he thinks that women should just be in the kitchen am i right about that yeah he thinks all women will be fulfilled by being mothers and wives instead of going to college getting degrees and stuff and i think people are like not understanding why women are mad like women aren't mad that he thinks being like a homemaker

is a beautiful thing i think no i know women are mad because it's the assumption he just assumes like all women want that path of being a mom doing that thing where it's just like it's he's the diabolical one being lied to like dude you're, you're fucking an idiot. And also, I can't I can't even with this. Have you guys seen his Instagram pictures? Oh, no, I haven't. But I'm already scared. I'm just like, I think the whole thing is, too. It's like, you mean, whatever.

Have your own opinion. But like these women just worked their butts off for four years to earn this degree. And now you're just like telling them that it wasn't for anything significant which is like yeah exactly at their college graduation yeah like women who are graduating right in front of him he's dressed an awful fancy for a kicker that's for sure

what a little no drip no drip his beard his beard looks like AI generated a little hold on he looks like a villain. Yeah. Sweet and happy pride month. He has drip. No drip.

No drip. Dude, you can't. You could have drip if you like. He has no, no like swag to him. Like he can't pull it off. Hold on. If this was a different guy. Yeah.

If he was hot and cool and had swag. Look at his smile, Dave. What's with the doubleave what's with the double what's with the double crested what he's wearing does he ever wear one button i've seen more i've seen no he's dressed well all right i gotta call you he doesn't pull it off he doesn't pull it off you're just no dave you would look good in that because you don't look like a dweeb door yeah right but that his clothes the fashion sense is pretty good. He's got a variety there. A lot of different suits

I'm seeing. Thank God I'm seeing this. Yes. Yeah. He looks AI generated. You don't like him. The cars behind him and the jet engine right behind his face looks a little What are you compensating for? Well, he's doing it, I think, when he gets to the game. But listen,

he is a stylish guy, whether he's doing it, I think, when he gets to the game. But listen, he is a stylish guy, whether he's pulling off. You can't do anything about your face. Poor guy. He's a stylish guy. You're holding a grudge because you don't like him. But he dressed well. I don't like his outfit. Wait a minute.

What, you guys don't think he dressed well? He looks fancy. Like, he's got a lot of suits in that collection. He looks like he's in Peaky Blinders. Yeah, it looks like a costume. That's not the biggest insult. No, I don't. But he's not.

No, he's a girl. He needs to shut up. Yeah. Yeah, you don't like him. But what's weird here is, according to our notes, his mom works in the Department of Radiation Oncology at Emory University School of Medicine, specializes in some word I can't pronounce. His mom works in the Department of Radiation Oncology at Emory University School of Medicine.

Specializes in some word I can't pronounce. So his mother is like a brilliant woman, it appears. So his mom didn't go to his games growing up enough. And he's got mommy issues. And he's like, I miss my mommy. All women should stay home and take care of everybody. Because his mom was a badass. Deep-rooted trauma.

He's got to go to therapy. We figured him out. Well, yeah, we just figured that one out in a minute. But he does dress well. J-Lo and Ben Affleck sparked divorce rumors. Oh, we saw this. I saw that. We just watched Good Will Hunting with Ben Affleck last night. Like, for the first time?

No, no. We re-watched. But Ben looks a lot... I mean, he just grew up. He also has a ridiculous back tattoo like ridiculous i think i feel like during the roast of tom brady we could tell that something was going on yeah he got roasted for his roast he was horrible and that's a great segue brie because the next one tom brady regrets the roast uh no shit i love tom Brady. I don't think you can do what he did, which is play both sides. He's like, oh, I regret how it affected my kids.

And Giselle was complaining about it. What did you think was going to happen? You can't agree to a roast, get roasted. Everyone said it was a great roast. It was. And then be like, oh, I regret it. Everyone said it was a great roast. It was.

And then be like, oh, I regret it. It's like he wants the flowers of being a great dad and caring about how it affects his kids. But you had to know that was happening. Yeah. I agree. You can't be stupid. You got to be all in or all out. Yeah.

Oh. Michael Rubin sent out his white party invitations. I did not get one. Well, I'm out. We know. Oh, yeah. You double birded him last year. Yeah, I double birded him and said, I will never go.

They're customized one of one art pieces by George Kondo. People like Mike Ruben when he's one of the all time try hards. He's just a try hard. Like there's certain people like, oh, you're a try hard. He's a try hard. He's a very successful try hard way more successful than i am but he's a fucking tryhard um and these invitations are tryhards like who fucking cares uh that one on the right yeah i'm like are these hand-painted yeah they're they're one-on-one art pieces by George Kondo. Wow. That's right there.

Yeah. I'd rather hang out with my friends. UK's Sexiest Men List Go Viral. UK's annual Sexiest Men Alive, conducted by UK dating site, comparable to Ashley Madison, had a portion of their ranked celebrities on their sexiness. Results have gone viral.

TV... What? TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson, the guy on the left? Over Tom Holland. What? What? He's paying somebody

to be on this list. I mean, Prince William's gross. That's crazy. Yeah. I'm like, out of this lineup I'm looking at right here, picture-wise, Tom's the only one that's really catching the eye it's just the guy in the right's not horrible looking a little older who is that yeah isn't that guy a coach he looks like a soccer coach he looks like a soccer coach that'll look like he's clapping um amusement park exposes zandra pole zandra pole may be joining taylor swift as kansas city's wag after a kansas city amusement park,

hard launch her with Luis Reese Zamet on their social media. Good for her. He seems like a good looking dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have no idea who he is. She's been killing it.

I think she's just having fun. What do you mean? He's been killing it. No, she, she, Oh, I think she's just like hanging out though.

I don't think she wants anything serious. She came on plan three last week and was like I have been in a relationship for like six years I'm trying to fuck I was wondering how you had that inside information I was like what do you mean well that explains it I bet she'd date this guy

this guy's look at this fucking guy yeah yeah Noah and Tessiris make up it seems noah tess iris may have made amends after alleged love alleged love triangle with tish's now husband don mcbrussell um noah posted instagram stories for mother's day and her mom's birthday very good happy yay the world's that's awesome yes let's go cyrus's linda barker got his charlie de mayo tattoo covered well that makes sense duh yeah i mean yeah i mean you called this dave when we talked about this the first time

that he'd have to get it covered yeah we i think we made predictions on how he would get it covered if he like he just closed the eye or something yeah an eye patch yeah yeah an eyepatch would be crazy that'd be funny bryce hall snaps at streamer while losing in blackjack i saw this video do you see this bray no i have not me wasn't a good look for bryce here it is we can show it yeah but no those guys never seen them are you gonna talk shit while i'm playing money that you've never seen in your life? You can only imagine gambling $50,000. Augh!

Like, $50,000 in a year! He makes it in a month. He boos! That's not true! Hey, increase your bank account, you fucking loser. I can't. He's good. Bro, bro, bro, bro.

No, he's a fucking idiot. I'm not kidding. Dude, no. He's actually- No. You can knock his fucking face off. No. No, you're not.

Bryce, shut the fuck up. Such a loyal customer to you guys. No, you're not. Fucking piece of shit. Shut the fuck up. Go back to your fucking nightclub, you're dead. You're not in your life! Here's what happened. You know how, like're not. I'll give you some tips. Go back to your fucking nightclub. Here's what happened. You know how you troll with the lady that's sitting there?

You know how you're like, oh, goddammit, come on. All right, we don't need him. Oh, big baby through a tantrum. Big baby. He apologized for it after, being like, I was drunk and losing money, but I mean, you are what you are. Not a good color. Yeah.

I mean you are what you are not a good color which kinda where does where does Moobs and Kelly fit in right like where do you guys fit in in the influence like you're not like the world's change I guess like the Bryce and Josh

and they all kinda and Charlie they all came out of the same kinda bubble if that makes any sense like who are the new people? Like, where would you put... You two don't fit into any category. Besides them. And I don't know that you guys remind me of anybody else.

Yeah. Well, that's why my mom always... Like, my mom's been listening to BFFs, which is so funny. She's like, and Josh, you know, he's been going since 16. And, like, she doesn't understand the music, Lee, and all that, the hype house era. Yeah, like, I remember watching all that. Because that was a whole different time.

We're, like, Team 10 if you want to go back to Logan Paul and Jake Paul and them. But, yeah, like, we're in college and we played a sport and now we're here. Like, it's – I don't know who's really kind of – there's obviously people out there. I don't know. I don't think we're, in the same area obviously at all as like like a teriyami or like like very different from all of that yeah i actually think you guys i'm not just saying it because here i think you're almost like a dead dead on hit for like us

like the sentimentalities of it is very like barstool-y. Yeah. For whatever. I don't know why I think that, but like kind of very raw and real and kind of unscripted and no idea what you're doing. Totally. But at the same time, kind of know what you're doing. Yeah. It works. It works.

Yeah. Yeah. Do you have any plans to go to Chicago at all? You should do that. Yeah. That would be great. We just talked. We had a meeting with Chuck because Hannah, the intern over there.

Chuck? Chuck. Nasso? Yeah, Nasso. What are you fucking meeting with Chuck for? I love to know what's going on. Chuck. Yes, Chuck. I was talking to Rob about, this keeps falling on me,

about the Cheez-It tour in the fall, which I'm excited about. Kelly and I are going to create some ideas, maybe a wheel of cheese instead of a stump. Anyways. And then I got two missed calls from Chuck. And then I'm like, what am I supposed to be on? I was meeting with the content intern over in Chicago

and giving her advice. Yeah, Hannah. Hannah, who's great. And I forget where I was going with Chuck, but what was I saying about Chuck? You had a meeting with Chuck. Oh, Chicago. Oh, yeah, he was like,

we're planning on having you guys out here for the Olympic Games or something over there. Kelly and I are going to start training. I'm going to start training. I take that seriously. But we'll go out there for sure. I want to do that throw game on the yak. Are you guys big drinkers?

I mean, yeah. Twist my arm. You you guys big drinkers? I mean, yeah. Twist my arm. You know what would be funny? I don't know if I can make it happen. You guys at the Beer Olympics would be funny. Oh, my God. Like, damn. Oh, my God.

Oh, the crazy Beer Olympics? Yes. That would be sick. So the Boston with the Boys guys do, like, a big event in Vegas. All NFL guys, our guys go. But, like, country singers yeah do like a big event in vegas all nfl guys our guys go but like country singers it's a big you guys let's see if i can pull they want i'm not going you guys would fit better than me maybe and you should have an advantage come out of college because they're all like old so yeah what is it just a bunch of beer games it's beer olympics it's exactly what it

sounds like that's what we do every weekend we. And we're a great duo in those situations, too, like die partner, beer partner. I'm going to see if I can't pull some strings to get a late entry into the Beer Olympics. That would be very good. Okay, Matt Damon missed out on $250 million. Clip of Matt Damon talking about turning down lead role James Cameron, Avatar.

All right, who cares? The guy's got a trillion money. Yeah, but... That would just be sick to be the main guy in Avatar. Those movies are so sick. Yeah. You go down in history. It's like the highest grossing movie ever.

He's already in history. He's Jason Bourne. They were watching Good Will Hunting. But like, I don't know. Maybe he doesn't want to... I'd rather be Jason Bourne. Yeah, that's sick. But like, I don't know. He's good at that. Maybe he doesn't want to. I'd rather be Jason Bourne. Yeah, that's sick. I mean, that's pretty sick.

I wonder if he doesn't want to go through all that. They have to wear a lot of stuff and go under water. I think it took like five years to film the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's probably like. Time commitment. Time commitment, yeah. He's like, I got too much on the block.

Yeah, he said he was in post-production of the Bourne ultimatum. Chet hanks explains drake versus kendrick lamar to his dad chet hanks uh shared screenshots with text with his dad tom hanks after asking chet to explain what was going on with the feud some people are comparing this debris and josh with dave is chet hanks back wasn't he like off the reservation at one point like crazy is he back and knocking along with his parents it's good to see i think he's still back yeah good i don't know if it's the same dynamic are you guys do you

are you guys into this rap battle oh the kendrick lamar uh yeah i like to watch it and see see what goes down i listen to him but yeah game time did you know you can get tickets to see passion pit and tyler childs live in new york right now for 56 bucks who is passion pit i don't know i feel like i know a song from them maybe if i heard them yeah they have one huge song i know they do that's right with game time the official tarp ticking part of barstool shouldn't have to worry when you buy tickets your next big event game time is a fast and easy way to buy tickets to all sports music comedy and theater events near you they have flash deals for sudden discounts zone deals for when you're feeling flexible in their lowest place guarantee means that you can find the same seats for less anywhere else game time will credit you 110 of

the difference also playoff season um celtics are got a game tonight you got hockey in the final four both sports final four game time is the best place for last minute seats with up to 60% off your favorite events what are you waiting for get your tickets now take the guesswork out of buying tickets game time download the game time app create an account use code BFF for 20 bucks

off your first purchase terms apply download the game time app today last minute tickets lowest prices guaranteed did you figure out the Passion Pit song? Yeah, do you know this? Yes. Oh, this part. Yes, yes.

Yes, I knew they had one huge one. I knew it. I knew it. Brain right. What is this? Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, kick people out of a photo booth. Oh, people think it was fake. Is there a video of it?

Yes. Can we watch it? Yes. All right, let's clock it, see if it's fake. We're going to dig in if you don't mind. well i think it's fake wait why i think that's real me too one woman in the video is known to make stage satirical content has other similar videos about celebrities ignoring her. Another one in the video posed with the picture of John Legend after the event.

And who goes into a picture booth when people are in it? But they did go in. I don't think they would sign up to be in that video. No? I don't know. I think they were just like, you guys were in here long enough. Can we squeeze in? Okay.

It's not the end of the world either way. This is your girl SZA reacts to Apple Music's best albums of all time list. Apple Music has been counting down the top 100. I've done this before. The top 100 albums of all time have yet to reveal a full list. However, SZA calls it disrespectful that her album SOS was ranked the 72nd best album of all time. It's unclear if the SZA knew this list was of all time. I was going to say, all time is sick. if the sisa knew this list was of all time i was gonna say all time sick yeah yeah even that's yeah well what could she think the album

is for maybe like of the year yeah like maybe she thought it was like the best 100 albums this past year over like in more recent years but of all time 72 i love that album yeah so good me too to go to a go- go to do we have the list yeah they're not done with it yet oh they just they're counting down okay that's kind of cool

I wonder what number one's going to be what do you guys Lady Gaga Poker Face of all time maybe of all time

I was going to say I was going back to like the old bands me too go look at the list of songs on Poker Face I think it's Poker Face Queen Poker Face Queen has a good one I think yeah but like bohemian rhapsody but go here i'll

i don't have my phone what about like the beatles or something i'm not a beatles guy me either but isn't everyone else in the world probably like taylor oh yeah it's up there she has i'm like which one like them, probably? 1989 is really good. Red. Red. Love Red. Yeah. Poker Face album.

I'm going to read these songs. Okay. Let's see if we know them. You're going to know them all. All. Wait. Is the album? It's like Bad Romance.

Yeah. That's what I was going to say. The Fame. The Fame. That's it. All right. All right. Hit us. All right Bad Romance. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. The Fame. The Fame. That's it? All right. All right, hit us. All right, Just Dance.

Oh, yeah. Yep. Love Game. Yeah. Oh, good. Oh, yeah. Paparazzi. Classic.

Poker Face. Wow. Banger. Pa-pa-pa. I thought there was actually more on this one. Well, those are like huge hits, though. Off the bat, five of them? Yeah, one, two, three, four.

I thought Born This Way was on this, too. That's a good one. That album is awesome. Bad Romance. Yeah, I thought they were all on this. Is that like Telephone Era, too? I must have it confused. I don't know what...

Whatever. We did this game way back in the day. What? Album of Fame. Whatever. I'm not going to get distracted. Harry Styles and Taylor Russell split. I didn't know they were together.

Yeah, I didn't know that either. I did. But I like Harry Styles. I guess what I heard or what I saw online is that they broke up because he wanted kids. And she didn't. Really? That's usually the other way, right? Yeah.

I think she's just thriving right now. And she's not on the Harry Butlicker train. So she's like, I'm going to keep doing my career. What is she? A singer? She's an actress. Got it. Did Benny Blanco embarrass Selena Gomez?

Fans are saying that Benny Blanco is embarrassing Selena Gomez because the clips going viral were admitted she made the first move even though they were on a date and that he cares more about having kids than getting married. Is that embarrassing? I don't know. I think it's embarrassing making the first move. No, that's not embarrassing at all.

Yeah, I don't think so. What is Selena making a move on Benny Blanco for? They were, like, seeing a couple of basketball games together. I think I'd be a little more embarrassed of, like, maybe him sitting crisscross barefoot on TV than him making the first move. It's kind of a compliment. Like, he thought no way she would be on a date with him because I'm not really

that good looking well yeah that that's what i'm surprised but whatever whatever floats your boat that selena hit on him um form nba player left his fiance at the altar steven jackson is going viral again for telling a story how he dumps his fiance amani showalter the day of their wedding because she went signed a prenup amani tells story. He says he didn't discuss a prenup with his financial planner or lawyer so a prenup wasn't created. It's also rumored he hooked up with a bridesmaid the night their wedding never was.

Those are two very different stories. He said she said moment. He went for the bridesmaid the same night? That's crazy. Those are like two completely different stories. My boy was not in love. No, no, I guess not. Zippingipping across here i don't know chat i ai argument congress we don't need any of that wait i was gonna say i skipped over that no have you seen this baby no i i i see baby in the

headline i just skip it let's Let's see what it is. I have a question for everybody. Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando? Me! Me! People are calling it the fully conscious baby. Because he's like, me. I would like to go to the Four Seasons.

I thought that was so stupid. The edits that are being made, though. They are so funny. He looks like a little man in the music they have like six million likes and they're huge you guys built that up like i don't know what i was expecting but like i couldn't have been less entertained by that i didn't know what was gonna happen but like who fucking cares baby wants to go who fucking cares um bff corner yeah brie yes you got an accident i like i saw this i don't know i guess i don't know what i expect i just saw this online it's like that you flipped your car over some shit what's going on sorry i dropped my papers and then kelly laughed at me then good uh what like what happened it was a cup I think it was the day before we recorded the last BFFs episode.

We were just, like, driving side by side. And there was, like, too much weight on one side. And it, like, flipped and rolled a bunch of times, like, down a hill. Wait, what? Yeah. What do you mean there's too much weight? Was I not listening? In a car?

No, it's a side-by-side. So it's like, do you know what a side-by-side is? Is that like the little go-kart car next to it? No, it's like a, can we pull up a, Austin, can you show them what a side-by-side is? Like a Polaris? Like an ATV, right? No, Austin, can you just pull up a and then side by side but it was super super crazy because oh like that yeah but it was like a full car one where like they it had windshields

and um windows where were you driving this they all smashed um we were in tennessee but like yesterday on a road or like in the backwoods? Like on a side of a mountain thing. But yesterday, Kid Rock's frigging assistant died in a side-by-side accident. That's so scary. That's horrible. I guess. Don't go in side-by-sides. And if you do, wear a seatbelt.

Because if we didn't have our seatbelts on, we would most likely be like dead or decapitated. Yeah. I mean, I originally thought you were on like a highway crash. I didn't realize you were in a side-by-side on the side of a mountain in Tennessee. So I guess higher risk of like crashing side-by-side on the side of a mountain. I'm sorry, Bree. That's scary. That's so scary.

Yeah, thanks. But we're fine. It was just scary. Yeah. The internet thinks your last name is Chicken Fry. That's not that surprising, I guess. Yeah. Well, you guys, Moobs and Sm Smelly you're never going to escape the names

yeah ever let me just tell you now they're never going to go away I don't know that that's what Smelly wants to hear yeah it's never going to go away she's like I guess I'm going to go with it and I built a rep for myself there with that one

Smelly Brie you drank your dog's puke ah yeah it was like a hit after hit after hit how did that happen um my dog boston she ate a bunch of cat food before we left and every time she eats cat food she pukes i went into the pet store come back i'm like what the fuck i left my drink out in the can and I take a sip turn around back seats covered in puke I go like this and there was like a string like and there was cat food and it was oh my god that and I'm the thrower up I threw up all over the side of the you're like yeah no nothing that stuff smells bad it was smelly yeah oh perfect smelly so Smelly. Yeah. Oh, perfect. Smelly. So Brie and Lana Del Rey are friends now?

This was so cool, Brie. I was like, wow. Oh, this was pretty epic. How was that time? It was fucking crazy. I was like, what is going on? Yeah. Did you ask her why she is best friends with Taylor

and then will schmooze it up with Taylor's enemies a little bit. No, Taylor's not really on my radar. Huh? That didn't come. I would have liked to ask, knowing that, uh,

Ryan Garcia versus Josh. We don't have Josh anymore. I have to be a fast episode. A or Ryan Garcia respond, telling Josh, tell the truth. Fans have been pointing out that Ryan Garcia was married when he DM Gary. Don't care.

He's not here. Um, miss peaches. I have her stuff right here. I don't know if you guys saw. She got the bone to the city. What? There's a day, Miss Peaches Day.

Yeah, this is also from the city. She's an icon. May 20th. I don't know if we can see this here. May 20th is Miss Peaches Day forever. Wow. I love that. Yeah. She's an here. May 20th is Miss Peaches Day. Forever. Wow. I love that. Yeah.

That's awesome. Icon. She's the moment. She is. Yeah. She is the moment. I may use that clip one time. So, I mean, it's great that we got all these up and coming female stars, but.

She's. I mean, real ones sitting in this house just like sleeping. What is this guest the meme? Oh, look at her. Perfect. Miss Peaches. I don't even know how awesome must have just like put a camera on. She's so sleepy. She's so sweet.

The best. What is this? What? I was going to say are you going to get a Mr. Mr. There's a chance a brother may come there's a chance it depends on her if she likes i like if she wants it won't be me if she wants a sibling then i'll do it but i gotta see how she reacts and handles it it's up to her yeah it's kind of i feel like it's the best when they have a buddy to play with. Yeah. Yeah. And if like you leave alone. Yeah. Yeah.

Totally. That'd be great. What's guess the meme? So we have a game. It's you and Bree versus those two. And there's a bunch of memes over the years. Oh, God. You guys have to guess.

I like my weakness. It'll be you. You have to say the name of it or explain it. It's pretty self-explanatory. Okay. Oh, well, fuck. I'm nervous. Me too.

Me too. I have a feeling we're going to get smoked. I think so too oh that's amazing okay who can guess the name let's go we smoked you guys with pictures oh medina medina azale adele mazina wait she said the wrong name did i say it right um welcome to the stage adina mazellone. Yes. We'll give that. All right. Damn.

Please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only Adele Dazin. Adele Dazin. I had no idea. Oh, I love that. That's great. That one's great, yeah. All right, we'll give one nothing for that. Nice three. I'd say she answered the question.

Wickedly talented. I'm like, back at it again Dan oh no it's not one of these what are those I don't know this one yeah what are those is it

oh yes oh nice got that one that was great teamwork yeah that was good because i'm like is it what are those no you said it's not and i'm like yeah it definitely is you said it's not what are these yeah sniffed it out um like we gotta stop it oh my god oh keep walking. Shake that ass down to the mall. Strut that ass.

Strut that ass. Strut that ass. This is unfair to them. I made Brie and Josh watch this. Yeah, I had no idea what this was. Thank you. Yeah. Where else do you want to go? Oh shit, no you don't. You're gonna play your part in this? Where else do you want to go? Where else do you want to go?

Where else do you want to go? Have you been to the hospital? Have you been to the hospital? She's not there yet. I'm not going to go to the hospital. I'm not going to go to the hospital. She's not there yet. strutting that you're not gonna let me watch that whole video

it's like my favorite video on the internet always the whole thing so Thank you. all right i'm the only one i this is like my favorite video i'm sorry you guys have to watch it i love this guy strutting that ass i really like the bend over scooch back yeah yeah it's a great move all right three nothing that was charlie bit my finger yeah I'm like Charlie 3-1 Charlie bit my finger oh uh fucking too softish so softish let's go 3- two wait did they get it

you said so softish who did you did dave they said still softish damn it oh all right that that's what we totally should have got 100 three two 3-2. Fine. I thought I said it right. Oh, damn Daniel. White Vans. Oh, I'm like... I got that, right? Damn Daniel? Yes, definitely. Yeah, 4-2. Nice. Damn Daniel. The White Vans. The white bus.

Oh, love that. Oh, she got punched in the face by a guy in New York City. That's so recent. Yeah. Yeah, we wanted to put all types of memes on This is a meme? It's more like a crime Yeah

I don't know if this is like a meme but whatever 5-2 I was literally just walking And a man came up and punched me in the face Yeah she got punched in the face Nara Smith You got it Kelly This is a meme? the face yeah she got punched the face oh nara smith cooking nara smith nara smith oh you got it kelly fuck you this is a meme yeah i don't know that we know what a meme is i don't think

this is a meme i think like people make her kind of a meme because like yeah she like will like they'll like her kids are like i want gum and then it takes her like eight hours to make them one piece of gum so her husband was making face wash the other day because it ran out of it in the kitchen. I refrigerated it for about an hour. I don't even know who that person is. She makes everything from scratch? Yeah. Like cinnamon toast crunch cereal she makes from scratch.

Pop tart from scratch. This is Cheez-Its from scratch for her kids for a snack. They never eat anything but that? Yeah. Only, well, that's all she shows yeah and people are like imagine going to your mom and being like I'm really hungry I want some cheese it's been you have to wait like

six hours for it to cook yeah wow and there's no chance there is alright bye oh do you want lemonade yeah that one lemonade lemonade lemonade yeah that one lemonade I don't even understand what happened there.

Our team would always quote this. So funny. No Chick-fil-A? Oh, Tom. Yeah. I know this guy from you, Dave. That's MySpace Tom. Yeah.

Not a clue this game's making me feel like old like you're doing like the early ones and then i get all the old ones this isn't memes i don't think our guys know what memes mean. This is a movie scene. This is a movie scene, but it turned into a meme. Like everyone was like, what the fuck is this? What's the score? Yeah, I don't know who got that one.

Did we get that last one? I just yell stuff and I can't hear if anyone else is yelling anything. Me too. Oh, LeBron James. Oh, yeah. I love him. I love that guy. What was this one? LeBron James. LeBron James. Yeah, I love him. I love that guy. What was this one?

LeBron James. LeBron James. I thought that was someone else. So what's the score? Six-five. Oh, let's go. What is this game, too? Fifty?

What are we doing? I think we're going to have more. All right. Oh. Oh. They eat it. Snacking. Snacking. Eat it. Snacking. Yeah, good more. All right. Oh. Oh. Eat it. Snacking. Snacking.

Yeah. Good job. Snacking girl. Snacking girl. Yeah. Oh, snacking. I am snacking. Cheetos, Pringles, ramen, French fries, chicken, nuggets, ice cream, sandwich.

What am I craving? What am I craving? I am snacking. Oh, it hurts every time to watch her. I remember her. Yeah, she got destroyed. Seven five. Kiki, do you love me?

Are you riding? Jo, I love you. Like you would dance outside in the car. I like invented this. When you jump out of the car and you film it. Yeah. Oh, let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, let's go. Hey.

Okay. Oh, yeah. Pizza slug. That's the whole dance. And then you got to get back in like while it's moving yeah pretty good that was great yeah the other car driving by i was early on that trend like earlier we should bring that back yeah no he's a pedophile drake yeah is that official that was part of the that was part of the war. That was part of the...

Huh. Okay. Is that it? Yep. So we won. What? Yeah, 85. And that's the whole episode. So thank you guys for filling in. Look forward to seeing a lot more of Moobs and Smelly.

Welcome to Barstool. And everybody go follow Smelly. And by the way, you don't have to meet with Chuck too much. I meant you should just go to Chicago and interact with all the personalities there. Yeah, I don't know. I meant with Chuck. I mean, Chuck's great, but I don't know what Chuck's doing holding court. That sounds like gas, like having Chuck do his work. But anyways, thank you guys.

Good to see you. Thank you. That's so cool. Dave and the girls. If. But anyways, thank you guys. Good to see you. Thank you. That's so cool. Dave and the girls. Yep. If you need me, I'm here. Perfect.

Thanks guys.