BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - IS BRI IN ZACH BRYAN'S NEW ALBUM? — BFFs EP. 143

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

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Oh, you ate Cane's? Yeah, it's here. They brought it in. They got the Times Square location. So it's like I have multiple of these. Craving it. I feel like Austin keeps promising me that I'm going to get Cane's at my house, and then I never do.

So I don't know what's up with that. Where's the closest L.A. location? I don't know. They said we'll start sending them to Josh's. What's his address? It's great. I mean, I just ate a full plate while we were waiting. Oh, it's the best

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raising canes deer.com um to snag yours uh satisfying your canes fix today there really is no other option come for the chicken vinegar stay for the sauce order online at raising canes dot com we were supposed to have uh landon barker. He bailed because I guess his people said, what happened? First of all, I was surprised he was coming on. And he's still coming on. His label came early this morning for us, late last night for them, and was like, he can't talk about his new projects until September 10th or something. So they're like, he can't be doing interviews. I always wonder that. What's going on

Bree? I think someone's like knocking on the door. It's fine. Sorry. Where are you? I'm in Nebraska. I just left LA. Bree flyover state chicken fries. That should be like

The flyover states are kind of cool. We saw Landon at the pickleball event and he was like super sweet and nice. And it seemed like he was like excited. Yeah. Who knows the team? I never, the one thing I'm sure it's all true.

I never totally understand. Like, doesn't your team work for you? I guess last time we had this was with what's her name? Um, Bobby Altoff and it didn't work out great for her. They said it sounded like it was due to like his contract got it okay so we'll get him on the future um so like what like we just have to wait till september 10th so yeah they said after that which is soon that's like two weeks away it's not not far yeah yeah all right landon coming soon uh artists are dropping

scudo brawn a bunch of them demi lovato ariana grande adina menzel don't know who that is carrie caroley ray jepson and more ariana grande also unfollowed scooter on instagram i didn't know that i thought it was amicable bieber has allegedly hired a new lawyer to help him get out of his contract with scooter braun um he's under contract through 2027 i don't know what's going on i mean i'm not a scooter guy they must clearly all know something that's going to come out right that's what i was thinking like it's got to be like uh they know something's coming out and they all want to separate before right that seems like the only thing that would be a huge thing his camp is saying that he's taking he's stepping away from

andring because he bought a company that is going to become like the ceo of it's like i think they have that korean band or whatever but it is weird why would everyone drop it doesn't feel like you'd have to publicly drop him like how everyone's dropping him yes it seems like there's something shady because if he was just owning a company it'd be like we're parting ways he's doing something different yeah i was going to a pretty big rabbit hole because he's an enemy i mean he's on the shirt i made um for taylor swift and and vigilantly vigilante shit she's got lyrics like you're gonna get caught up in white collar crime the swifties are saying maybe that's what's happening. I'm waiting for the official news, but it certainly is strange. Taylor Swift's producer writing partner, Jack Antonoff, posted a meme to his Instagram story that said,

Not now, sweetie. Mummy is trying to figure out why Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Dina Menzel just fired Scooter Braun as manager. And to be honest, that's me. It's not just mummy. It's me. I was trying to. I was reading everything. I couldn't really get to the bottom of it um hopefully we'll find out and hopefully did something really bad see this is the

second time that is this the second time that dave's called taylor swift mommy on this show i think she's she's mother she's mommy four mother six that's what we call me the first time he was just reading a meme but that's what we call her. We called her mommy the first time. He was just reading a meme. But that's what we call her, mother. Mother. She's mother. You tend to go into mommy for some reason. You're just reading the meme.

I mean, I'm just reading straight off what Jack Antonoff said. Not now, sweetie. Mommy is trying to figure out. All right. All right. Okay. It's mother. She's mother.

You doubled down. You repeated and said it's mother she's mother you doubled down you repeated and said you do think she's mommy i don't use the word mommy all that often like i don't even call like i don't call my mother mommy no mom i call my mother mom and i call taylor swift mother because she is wait do you say dave do you say ma at all yeah i feel like that's a that's a boston thing yeah like ma like mama ma what are you doing ma i say ma uh bryce tana mads update on jeff wittick's most recent show on jeff fm uh tiana confronted bryce about whether or not he meant they were never friends bryce said there's a difference between co-workers and friends he never considered tana a friend.

He considered her mutual. Okay, Mads is an example of someone he's actually friends with. Jeff also said Dave is probably somewhere yelling at his employees because Jeff got both Tana and Bryce on at the same time. Could not be more incorrect. I am out on this. I do not care about the Tana, Bryce. Are they friends?

Are they not friends? Bored to tears by this story. Not super entertaining. Yeah, there's not any juicy drama. It's just like, I don't know. Is that just me who can't hear? She's a little bit quiet. She's a little quiet. She was fine earlier.

Yeah, no, now you're out. I think your mic, maybe something just happened with your mic. Something's a little quiet. It sounds like you're whispering. Hello? Now you're out. I think your mic, maybe something just happened with your mic. Something's a little quiet. It sounds like you're whispering. Hello? Yeah, better. Now you're loud again. You're loud again.

I just got disconnected a little bit. What the fuck happened? You're good now. All right, I'll stay like this. I'll stay still like this. Hey, Josh, just side note. Did you get spammed when the new album dropped? When Zach Bryan knew the new album hit?

Was she like, check it out? When the Zach Bryan knew the new album hit, was she like, check it out? She, I think, I think Brie asked if I had watched or listened to it, but I didn't get spammed by Brie. I really only texted you. Did you get spammed by Brie? Well, the reason I say it was spam is I think I was asking her questions and I forget what I asked, but she ignored the question and i just had the album no you texted me you texted me good speech at the award show thanks for coming and

then i just replied with his album well i fell asleep and i i texted you the next day and i was just like oh listen to this yeah so yeah we had Barstool Awards, which she wasn't going to go to. Thanks for the invite. To the Barstool Awards? Well, I didn't think you'd want to go. No, it's cool. It's whatever. Brie wasn't even going to go.

It's not like I do a podcast. It's whatever. I didn't know the gravity of it. No, it's fine. It's whatever. I just see videos all over the place. You should have been invited. Everyone being at these Barstool Awards. I'm videos all over the place you should have been invited time everyone being at these barstool wars i'm just sitting at home you should have been invited

that was a misstep to my defense you pulled a brie you didn't invite josh well fuck here's the issue this was all like created when i was no longer running the company i really wasn't paying attention like i was only in charge of myself being there. And then when I got it back, like, I didn't know Bree wasn't going till pretty close to the awards. So that is an oversight. Put that in a note. If the next Barstool Awards or an event like that, Josh should be invited.

That was a mistake. Hand up accountability. I fucked that one up. I should have been like, is Josh coming be invited. That was a mistake. Hand up, accountability. I fucked that one up. I should have been like, is Josh coming? Thanks, man. Appreciate that. The Streamy Awards. I was not invited to this.

I was. I didn't go because I got food poisoning or something. It was crazy, man. I came off my flight from Vegas because I went to play a poker tournament in Vegas. I didn't eat anything all day. And there's one of two things that it could be because i only ate two things i bought this like packet of like cheese salami and crackers in the airport didn't eat it left it in my bag cooked in the sun for probably like three or four hours in that vegas sun

and then i did eat it i did consume it because i was like i'm starving you can't be eating salami at an airport yeah that was probably what or it was like the sushi at the event but then everyone at the event would have been sick so it doesn't make sense that it was the sushi it was probably the salami and cheese from the airport um next morning fly home I'm walking out of my airport or I'm walking off the airplane through the airport about to get to the car my sister's picking me up and i'm still in the airport and i'm like holy shit i'm about to throw up everywhere and i couldn't find a bathroom so i just kind of posted up in the middle of the airport and just yacked all over lax and then and then left did you poop your pants too no no it wasn't that bad i

just threw up threw up all over the airport there was was no bathroom. I was like, I guess I'm going to have to soak it. And I just threw up in the corner. I threw up in airports a lot. Whatever. It had to be done. It had to be done. I went home. What do you mean you threw up in airports a lot? I'm always traveling hungover. And you can't make it to the bathroom and then you throw up in the airport.

I feel like it probably happens more than you think. I've never thrown up in an airport ever so the Streamy Awards Tana Botch presenting an award okay let's see it of course she did

but she wasn't drunk she wasn't drinking she's like sober right now I fucking love gamers and I swore 2023 has been a huge year for gaming every game that's come out this year has been awesome what's your fave i'm gonna go with resident evil 4 girl what about you oh girl i'm just out here trying to play the game of life i love that game i always pick the little blue classic car and athlete career and a wife no no not the board game okay oh like the sci-fi

thriller starring jake jill hall you are so much better at this than me. Dream! Hi. What did I miss? I don't... What was that? I don't think she... I don't think she really fucked it up.

No, I don't even know what we're talking about. I'm going to be fully honest. We had... There was a little bit of a chaos in the office. I didn't get to watch all the videos down like I usually do. And I had someone else cut them. That wouldn't have made the sheet. There was just nothing.

That was chaos in the office? Like me? Yeah, like I was moving my desk, and I didn't have time to look at every single video. So is that you, Devin? You didn't get a mic. The fuck was that? Wait. No, we got to turn it on.

Is the chaos? Hello? The chaos was dead? Yeah, I could hear that. No. You're wrong. I'm on. Yeah, we got you.

What was that? I think to go to Austin's point, typically I'll throw everything on the sheet as much as I can. And then we go through, sift it, delete what's not needed, what's necessary. That's something that should have been cut. I don't even understand what happened. What's the chaos? What's the chaos that happened to not delete this, though? This was the biggest cut that came from the streamies.

So we were just throwing that in. Got it. The streamies is like, Austin and I were talking about this the other day this is like a big deal for content yeah i was surprised bffs wasn't up for anything you presented you i think if i'm not mistaken you were on the main like promo for it brie yeah but i wasn't up for anything. You're just so casual now. Like, oh, well. Yeah, she's just a big deal, bro. I date John Bryan. But I'm not saying it like that.

Yeah, it was me, Mr. Beast, like David Dober. No, but I wasn't. The three of us were like the flyer. But I don't know why because I wasn't up for anything. So it's not like I was just presenting. It's not like I got an award. I fly across the world. I fly over states. It's not cool. I didn't get an not like i was just presenting it's not like i got an award i fly over states it's not cool i didn't get an award i was just there people thought you were kim kardashian what no one thought that dream was kim kardashian no one thought that uh i don't know

it looks like kardashian after spotting the background of a dream picture. What the fuck happened to dream? What happened to Kim K? That doesn't sound like a good compliment at all now. Like, what happened to her? That's hilarious. I didn't see that. Wait, I got to look at this now. So who invites you to the streamies?

The streamies? Streamies, yeah. They just reach out? Yeah. Well, it's good. invite you to the streamies um streamies yeah they just reach out yeah well it's good come on through alright here's the awards the way people looked uh there's Brie you look good Brie what is the

are you like are your like flannel boxers showing what's going on yeah she's got boxers showing? What's going on? Yeah, but she's got boxers on. We wanted a casual look. No cowboy hat? No cowboy hat. I've never worn a cowboy hat in my life, man. Come on.

I kind of like the cash look, though. Yeah, I liked it. I don't think this dream is something you wear a suit and tie to. Yeah, I'm glad I didn't wear like a like a big gown yeah yeah did you meet anybody that's like oh that's cool um drew afuolo i i love her on tiktok we presented together it was cool and i sat next to dream people are like when he walks by people are like their jaws drop it's wild really yeah like the twitch the the streaming community that was there i was like holy shit he's that realize i thought i feel like the stream is is bigger for you know

yeah oh i saw i saw kai that was cool yeah like all the twitch guys and like people that stream on kick or anything like that they all go to these and like there's always like the streamer of the year award and like different like streaming awards so i know it's big for them yeah it was a lot of that's that's interesting because dream doesn't have like the most commanding presence yeah no i don't know it's crazy um bella porch was like stunning in person. I was like, Oh my gosh, she was like intimidating. Really? Yeah. Also talk to, um,

talk to James Charles in LA. He wants to come. He really wants to come on BFFs, but he was so, so terrified that we were going to hound him. I was like, no, we'll be nice.

Well, yeah. Well, I don't know that he agreed to to being nice i'd have to do my research i have to do some due diligence on that yeah right well yeah of course it's like you know there's some there's some serious shit out there you don't want to be playing around i told him we weren't going to come in swinging is there like a five minute like we said a little thing it's like he is yeah it's like yeah hey, like that time I thought you were,

um, Madison beer, Madison beer, fuck mass and beer. Um, remember the time we thought you were mass and beer and that was funny. And like, what's up with like grooming,

you know, like just, yeah. Yeah. I think that's a good segue. I have to do the research. He knows, he knows we're gonna talk about that so

we'll give him the like but but i i'm not clear on what what his yeah there's no way he would think though in talking to you brian saying yo i want to come on bffs that we wouldn't talk about no i told him i was like don't come on with like a list of things you don't want to talk about because that's all we're going to talk about i told told him that. And I'm not trying to bury him. I just don't know enough about the topic. Yeah. Also, we're truth seekers. That's just who we are.

Yes. That's what we do. We're investigators. Taylor Swift working on new music. She always is. She's an artist. Olivia Rodrigo brushes off not going to her concert. She said that she was busy.

Well, she's not going to her concert she said that she was uh busy well she's not going because taylor swift is taking sabrina carpenter on tour in mexico city sabrina and olivia rodrigo hate each other's guts so 100 why that's definitely what was going on there sabrina carpenter is crushing i can't like she is so lucky right now. She's killing it right now. She's so she really went on like I feel like lucky everyone to go on tour with Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah. But I feel like change her life forever. Free cookies like you got to be pretty good to get that invite.

Yeah, but no shit. But like the Swifties are just automatically going to be her fan base now. True. That is a good point. A lot of Taylor Swift stuff here. Overflow crowd in Mexico. This video, I think it's very funny. It's the Swifties reacting to the surprise song.

And I got to be honest, this is how I was at the concert. And the beauty of it is it almost doesn't matter what song it is, you're going to have this reaction. That's a great deal. Oh, my God. They're passing away. Wait get you get two surprise songs you get two surprise songs it's a what what did you get i got maroon which she's played twice which is unbelievable um in the second song what was the second one? My brain is dying.

Everyone's is. Met Life Night One. It was two unbelievable ones. It was... I tweeted about it in real time. It's how bad my memory is. It was unbelievable. I know it was like an A+. Maybe it was so good you fainted like them and you just don't remember.

Yeah. I'm quick at fainting around Taylor. Like, it was that good. No, it was maroon and was it getaway car? No. He's a quick fainter. Around Taylor, he faints quicker than most. He does not faint slow.

He faints quick. This guy is one second standing. The next millisecond, on the ground, fainted. Face faints quick. This guy is one second standing. The next millisecond on the ground. Fainted. Face down. Ass up. I remember tweeting, Mother loves us more. Because of how good the songs were?

Because MetLife night one, she loved it. It was Getaway Car. Yeah. It was Maroon and getaway car all right matt rife is too good looking for stand-up comedy did you see this no guys i thought it was fucking satire i cannot believe it is real let's see that's so funny let me see this i started working out way after i was doing stand-up i will say i don't think it helps you by any means i mean people don't want to laugh at like physically attractive people like you don't want to walk

on stage and have people looking at your arms rather than listening to your jokes i think it just makes me work that much harder on the material and the jokes that i'm trying to tell to get people to focus on the real show at hand he's right though did it just pause on his on his junk at the end there no that was a waistband? Did it just give us a waistband shot? Why'd it give us a waistband shot like that? It did seem like that. It kind of seemed crazy. You don't think that was a crazy clip?

It is crazy, but he's right. I mean, that's the thing. He's also not wrong. You definitely do, if you are... That's his hip. Oh, yeah, that's his hip. Weird shot to end to. you definitely do if you are that's his hip that's not yeah that's his hip that's his hip weird shot does and yeah weird people aren't staring at his arms and not listening to him talk no but there's no doubt people like like fat comedian it's like it's harder yeah but his fan base is all physically like and i'm not saying he is because i think that's crazy

that he thinks he's that good looking that guy's's like, I don't know, he's average. But funny generally tends to be not like a great looking person. Yeah, but he blew up because he was good looking and funny. And all of his fans are girls and they go to look at him. They like him because he's funny and hot. Athlete funny is what I call that. Yeah, that's what a lot of people call that. that's what a lot of people call that that's what a lot of people call that i will say that he he's doing really good and when i went to his show

i i understand what he means from like a side of saying like i don't understand i'm saying that from going there i saw it and understood what he meant like seeing it firsthand having like people come out to the show and just shout out shit about how you're looking instead of appreciating the comedy would kind of suck as a comedian like i was there watching it and it was like some of the girls you could tell clearly were there because of just his looks and then like saw his clips and would just yell out like take off your belt while he's in like the middle of his set piece so that would kind of fucking suck you know what i mean like you're trying to build a joke and then someone's yelling at you to take your pants off like the way he said it though

yeah no it's definitely like relatability is is huge for stand-up comics like yeah so if someone's really attractive i think they lose the like you don't you don't feel like you have shit in common now again i mean he's no harry styles no he's no fucking like josh is better looking than this guy you're welcome you should join my group you should join my group of hot guys anonymous it's where we go and i'll meet and talk about how it's so difficult being hot he's definitely good looking though we're not saying he's ugly that's just a crazy thing to say no i don't think he's ugly but i would never be like oh shit this guy's like henrik lundqvist out here i just think you got to be a you're just a wild person to like talk about how hot you are and i think it's like sense of thinking i think it's like there's definitely some funny videos you can make off that video you know what i mean i mean that's all the sway boys did well they didn't say it but i mean their entire livelihood that was their shtick was being hot

yeah but they were like seriously like making real workout videos with their shirts off being like look we're hot yeah but they weren't claiming to be comedians well um you know this guy josh if you went to the show yeah i know matt he's like a really really nice guy how tall is he cool how tall is he um let me let me go back and remember i think i'm taller than him i think oh really i thought he was tall i'm gonna go look i have a picture on instagram with him so i think i think i might be taller did you say six foot was average height i thought he was like six yeah like five ten to six feet is like average six one you start getting paul five nine five eight you start getting short no i think i i think i am i think i am taller than him i think i remember being like an inch taller than him or we're like the same height irena shank vacationing

with bradley cooper so they're back they used to date together they're back together the hottest couple ever man yeah it's a hot couple she's so gorgeous and he's bradley cooper yeah did they have a baby together they did bradley cooper and irena shank had a baby together no shit that baby is gonna be drop dead gorgeous that'll be a pretty baby or like a super ugly baby no yeah i feel like it goes both ways yeah sometimes you're right it only goes both ways sometimes i am right brie just sometimes my guy here is in the news food god sues korean barbecue sauce company food god is suing a korean barbecue sauce company. Food God is suing a Korean barbecue sauce company for $20 million over an accident that happened in October 2020.

Food God is claiming one of Sanjay Korean's barbecue glass bottles inexplicably exploded, Deshard slicing his hand open after he took it out of the refrigerator hours after purchasing it. Food God claims he had to get numerous stitches, suffered nerve damage, and the cuts were allegedly inches from major arteries on his wrist.

Food God's filing a lawsuit claiming he suffered loss, like the ability to use his hand in social media posts, ads, and his ability to sponsor various food items. TMZ suggested that Food God was out on Halloween dress as Joe Exotic with Kim Kardashian days after the alleged incident. Do you think Food God deserves a 20 mil? Listen, if Exotic with Kim Kardashian, days after the alleged incident. Do you think Food God deserves a 20 mil? Listen, if it wasn't Food God,

I'd probably be making a mockery of this lawsuit. But I like Food God, so I'll say he deserves it. But it is a little incriminating if what TMZ is saying is correct. What? He deserves the explosion in his head? No, the money. No. Oh, okay.

Why do you think it's so negative, Bree? I don't know. I don't know where we were going. It's a weird way to go with that. Does he deserve it? The glass in his hand? The glass shards? I don't know.

He said he deserves it. When would we have ever have talked about something in that facet? I don't know. You guys are mean to me a lot. Are we, though? Oh, my goodness. Here comes the waterworks. Just saying. Whatever. I feel like we're very nice. I think we are, too.

I don't feel that one. Oh, Bree. Where's O'Malley? She's underway to Nebraska. She's coming to Nebraska? Yes. I'm picking her up after this at the airport. How many shows do you go to zach like how many have you seen now like 50 um probably like 15 but he's done these are

his last two shows i saw he's coming to gillette yeah he's doing stadiums now a list you think now yeah doing stadiums is a list i know you want to go to gillette if he can mix in maybe a couple fast tunes he's got fast tunes his new album is just a little slower i also feel like i also feel like when he's at the concert some of the songs get a little bit faster than yeah they even are on spotify like he just like plays them up a little bit yeah he mixes it up does a concert ever get you know boring but because i've like seen it so many times yeah i mean like there's got to be an extent right it's like even a great movie eventually well it's no because every crowd is different so it's like a different energy everywhere good girlfriend answer i enjoy all of the concerts every crowd energy is different

yeah like i find that hard to believe and i don't mean this but like if i see jimmy buffett in boston or new york and california like i know when fins comes we're going to the left and then we're going to the right and we're going all around i assume his bangers like the crowd reacts they don't react the same to every song no because it's well revival is always the same but some crowds you go to they're like they don't really care about his slower songs or and he changes the set list at every gotcha okay yeah um steve harvey fires an employee over a tweet that contradicted his brand steve harvey fired an employee after they tweeted asking steve harvey's followers to respond with a comedian they don't find funny which he says contradicts his positive brand image i could

see this i've had this with austin austin will tweet shit from my personal that i would never do and we've gotten better at it but kind of like what we're talking with bobby altoff it's like that's not what i would tweet so you really have to trust the person who is running your accounts oh okay now i'm seeing it someone tweeted off of his account correct okay so yeah firing that if if yeah some no i'm not saying that goes against him but if you can't trust the person running your socials to like know what you what you wouldn't do then yeah you gotta you gotta change that up yeah because that's your correct supposed to be your image yeah and then he apologized steve harvey did oh for the other

guy doing it got it okay uh sophia Sophia Franklin asked for men's bank account information. On her podcast, Sophia Franklin revealed that she's asked to see the bank account information of the last three men she went on first dates with because she wants to know if they're on the same level or if she's wasting her time. What? This clip is wild. Hate. What is that?

Hate. I have asked the last three dudes I dated for their bank account info on the first date i don't judge people's actions i look at the intention behind it so like why do you ask for that because i only want to date a wealthy guy that has money valid so you're getting straight to the point i think you know i have a job i'm very successful so i think i have every right to be like hi are we on the same level or where am i wasting my time kind of shallow not surprising but direct if that's what you care about more power i guess right like cutting out all the bullshit for sure yeah money matters that much

to you then yeah that's the question yeah yeah but i guess she literally just said that's the only reason she'd be with someone if they're well not that i'm the biggest sophia franklin defender of all time but if you think you can find somebody you like and do they have them have money you're looking for the best of both worlds i just think checking the bank account's actually crazy no way she actually checks it shouldn't you just know if someone has money or not? You would think so. Yeah. Especially in this day and age, I feel like you can find out if someone's successful pretty quickly. Yeah. Yeah. Drake still hasn't dropped his album.

He's been teasing it since June 24th for all the dogs as concerts on social media saying the album's coming soon. When Drake didn't drop it, he addressed it on the Seattle show where he said not to's coming soon when drake didn't drop it he addressed on the seattle show where he said not to be mad at him because he didn't say it was dropping last friday he says coming soon whatever he's teasing it yep teaser trump uh trump's mugshot went viral very viral you know what this picture reminds me of this picture reminds me of uh like duck mcscrooge is that what it's called the cartoon of you know it's scrooge mcduck there we go i said that's a good call i could see that but that's what this picture reminds me of so heavily yeah it's crazy this this has been this

is every time i go on twitter i don't know if it's just who I follow or Instagram. The Logan Paul versus Dylan Dennis. Dylan Dennis is continually, continually, continually attacking Nina Agdal. People got to be sending him videos now at this point, right, of Nina. Like, people got to be sending him, like, just the craziest videos they have of Nina. Because where's he finding these videos? Aren't most of them public? I saw one the other day that I thought almost was like CGI. Her in bed?

Yes. That's when I was like, that has to be a person. I can't imagine she posted that publicly. What was it? I think she might have sent it to a friend. It's a crazy video. I saw this last night on Twitter too. Was there a possible that CGI?

I don't think so. It was too... This would suck. You don't want to see this if you're Logan Paul. I don't think so it was too this would suck you don't want to see this if you're logan paul i don't think and i'm sure he's never seen it well he probably has now well yeah now he has i mean now he has for sure this one yeah by the way i'm very proud of myself this is the longest that's ever gone without sex since I started. Obviously, it's driving me crazy. I am struggling. I need penis inside of me. ASAP. Like, all I want is like a big fat sausage just destroying my body.

So, if any of you guys know a good dick that doesn't have STDs on it, I'll take it. Right here. Are we sure that's not CGI? That's not CGI. No, there's too much like hand in the face

I feel like it's I know is the audio fucked up too yeah the wire it won't be in the episode but the headphones

are just something wrong with them but how yeah I wonder cause no way she posted that that looks like it's to a girlfriend

or something no yeah like a private story or something yeah it seems like someone took that

but that's crazy to put that on a private story not if your private story is your actual like best friends close friends yeah if you have like two three friends like that yeah oh my private story i'm saying damn that sucks that she's catching all the heat all of it but again i i don't know how you can expect this to be coming with dylan danis and i did point something out it's in here during the press conference there was prime on the stage and dylan like threw it off to me if dylan danis is really really like

i'm gonna fuck with him he would have brought like gatorade like that is like logan's thing prime but he still hasn't done any of that to me me, it's like, all right, you're still playing by the rules that Logan set forth, but it does suck. I'm trying to imagine if I got into a fight like I was fighting and somebody was doing this to Silvana, I think I would have probably had to call the fight off. Oh, my God. It's like it.

Think about all the issues that would be going on in the household. You know what I'm saying? There's no way you just are letting everything breeze by and not bringing up one little conversation about it. Maybe she's a really good sport about it. But what about him? Yeah, I wasn't really talking so much about Nina. No matter what, and I don't think that video is that crazy.

I know women like sex as much as guys and vice versa. But no guy wants to hear, if you're not with her, like your fiance, like be like, I need a big fucking dick. Anything without his ST. You don't want to hear that. You don't want to hear that from your future wife. Yeah. It doesn't like, yeah.

Every person has sex lives before you met him. You'd rather it not be thrown in your face. No. Like, even though it be thrown in your face. No. Even though it's like, that's her life. She can do whatever the fuck she pleases to do. It's not on her. It's not like she's a bad guy in this scenario. It's just like...

It's like girl talk that wasn't meant... Whoever fucking sent that video is a snake. Big time. Like a fucking bad, bad friend. That's crazy. Yeah. Not someone you want on the close friends. That's why I, bad friend. That's crazy. Yeah. Not someone you want on the close friends. That's why I don't believe in close friend stories.

The same. We've talked about that. Don't make them. They never, ever work, dude. They've never, ever in history of history. I don't even understand this burner thing. I'm going to have like six people on mine. But like Brie, you have like a fake Brie account.

I don't get it. Yeah. I have a spam account. Your little finsta or whatever it's called. Yeahie account. I don't get it. Yeah. I have a spam account. Your little Finsta or whatever it's called. Yeah. No, I don't. I don't have a Finsta, but I have like a spam account on TikTok. It's like I hate Brianna Chicken Fries, right?

Yeah. I always see it. I'm like, who's this motherfucker who hates Brie? And I go, get ready to go defend you. And that's just you. Yeah, it's just me. SZA's snooze music with Justinin oh you said that right yeah nice she's my favorite uh sisa's snooze music justin bieber caused a stir sisa released her snooze music video

over the weekend where she fell in and out of love with several male stars but all eyes are justin bieber after seeing fans seem to think sisa has better chemistry with justin bieber than hayley bieber again hayley bieber takes ricochet shots oh my god hayley bieber i probably one of the gotta be one of the strongest people in the world because i commend that one yeah everything everything she went to a sisa concert and was singing the lyrics at the concert because you're at the concert and you sing the lyrics that are being sung and And she got torn to fucking shreds. Like she can't even go enjoy herself. And have a life.

I gotta be honest. Bieber's kind of an asshole for doing this. Why? Why do you have to do that? If you know Hailey's gonna catch that shrapnel. Why do you have to go make that video? Like you can't sing without being the love interest. I don't know.

I kind of agree a little because there were like six love interests in the video. But he never defends her ever. And I'm like, come on, that's your wife. Bieber. Come on. No need for it. Adele calls security out for bothering a fan. Shout out Adele for that, I guess.

Right. Shout out Adele. Shout out Adele. already out for bothering a fan shout out adele for that i guess yeah right shout out adele shout out adele i mean we can sing though right Stand up. I'm talking. What's going on with you? They won't let us sit down! You don't have to sit down. She's talking to you! You don't have to sit down. You're fine. Stay right here.

What are you doing? Why are you opening your mouth? Can you just shut up, please? He's going to have a double your down. He's going to have a double your down. You can't make him do it! That was kind of crazy by the security. He wasn't doing anything. He kept saying he was standing up and getting in people's ways. At a concert?

Yeah. I can't believe people get mad when people stand up. Come on, Brie, with the microphone. Brie, your mic sucks, bro. How? You're dating an A-list celebrity musician where microphones is his core to his business. Well, this is a barstool microphone. Is it working now?

All right. How about now? You're still soft. How about now? Still soft. Dude, what the fuck? Now? Yes.

Okay. We'll get you a new one. Pete Davidson, Chase Sue Wonders broke up. Don't care. KLS and Bill Murray, I thought it was fake. Airlines are making adults only section on airplanes. Hallelujah. Wait.

Yeah, but you can still hear. Aren't you still going to be able to hear the baby screaming if they're like five rows behind you? Walls and curtains. Perfect. Curtains don't really. Only 75 bucks extra that's cheap that's so easy they'll sell out so quick though what do you mean they're gonna sell it the same as it like on every flight like everyone's gonna buy that first though it'll probably be like it'll be the same as first class no it wouldn't be like it'd be first class there's gonna be like

five like the first like three rows of first class will end up being like adults only no yeah there shouldn't be little kids in first class not it's only 75 dollars yeah i think there shouldn't be little kids in first class period yeah really i don't agree with that what if i'm i what if i have kid, but I also want to ride first class? But I can't ride first class because I have a little baby? It's not my problem. I didn't tell you I have a kid. Well, all right, fine, because I'm a fair guy.

You can bring the kid in first class. It's a two-strike-you're-out rule, not three. He starts crying. Hey, shut that kid up. Shut him up. Cries again. Back of the bus. Both of you.

Trade with two people. Old people. You go back. Hey, grandma that kid up. Shut him up. Cries again. Back of the bus. Both of you. Trade with two people. Old people. You go back. Hey, grandma, grandpa, want to come up front? Because this kid, he's going to the back of the bus. You want to send the kid alone? Fine. Whatever.

But get him out. Because he's a fair guy. That is fair. Sounds fair. It's a fair guy. BFF Corner, you two are out here just slinging Celsius. Yeah. Josh and Bree played in Pickleball Influencer Tournament.

I don't know if you know, Josh, these pictures you guys took caused waves at Barstool. Oh, really? Yes. Is this why I wasn't invited to the Barstool Awards? What's that? Is this why I wasn't invited to the Barstool Awards? What's that? Is this why I wasn't invited to the Barstool Awards? No, this is after the fact.

Oh, okay. I mean, I was mad at Brie. Nice going, Brie. Yeah. Well, we had to wear those outfits. Everyone did. That's true. I will defend Brie.

We had to wear those outfits. Everyone did. Like, we got there. I didn't wear Celsius shit there. And they were like, you guys got to change into these. If Celsius told me to do that, I'd be tempted to piss on them. Really? Like, take my dick out and be like, are you serious?

What's your beef with Celsius? It's not with Celsius per se. Okay. Did you get paid, Josh? Well, we're working on something. Bree, it's a free fucking ad. So I don't like when I thought I would have rather Bree like, which isn't great for us either.

But if Bree was like, yeah, they paid me a shit ton. All right. But this, to do this for free, makes my skin. What if it's like brand relations, Dave? What if she's networking? No. Because brands are generally like, in my experience, they want to get as much shit as they can for free.

Like, I'll speak for Bree. Of course, everyone wants free shit. Correct. Bree's a star. You know what Bree's at. We're not test driving, Bree. You want Bree to come to your pickleball tournament and wear fucking celsius and be holding a can and she has to wear this

then fucking pay her that's not on i'm just saying brie brie you did you did do a nice can hold too you you were spokes spokeswoman i, I fucking drink three baby Celsius's a day. I'm like, I'm fucking, let's go Celsius. Let's do this. Hell yeah. My job is to make sure we get paid for that. Well, that was another thing where it's like, I thought I couldn't get paid. Me and Bri are doing our job and we're bringing Celsius to BFFs maybe.

Yeah, but then we have like like so all emails at Barstool people like hey we're close to deals with like competitors they're like wait does she work for somebody else or whatever so it caused a degree of waves and I get it I didn't even know that negotiation tactics infuriating good shit Brie like I feel

like I felt like I got fucked I'm like oh they fuck Brie then I got fucked they fucked us all, oh, they fuck breathe and I got fucked. They fucked us all. They're laughing. The Celsius people are in the background. They're like, can you believe she stuck it out, labels out for free? What a kiddie.

I don't know, man. I think you just wait. Maybe Celsius will come in and be like, yo, here's the check. They may. And then if they do, will you be like, all right, hand up, I was wrong. Depends. Depends how much that check is for.

Okay. I'm always on the hostile side of doing these things. Like, I just am always like, oh, people try and take advantage of us. I agree with that. I usually have a saying that's like, fuck you, pay me. And it's like, I'm not going to do anything unless you pay me. You know what I mean? No free brand deals. I agree with that. I usually have a saying that's like, fuck, you pay me. And it's like, I'm not going to do anything unless you pay me.

You know what I mean? No free brand deals. I agree with that. But sometimes you got to do a little. Like is Dobrik getting paid? Oh, fuck. Yeah. Exactly.

You know it. You know it. He hosted the whole thing. Oh, that cock. I may invoice him. We should. We should for sure. And me. We should, for sure. And me and Josh had to go first.

It was me and Josh first, David and fucking Taylor Lautner first. We don't even play pickleball. These guys have one in their backyard. They literally built a court in their backyard. I'm going to fucking send that motherfucker and his gross-ass pizza and be like, you want to fucking get Brianna's chicken fry, decked out in celsius you better fucking come correct son barstool 20th anniversary award yeah i again apologize josh should have been

there i thought whatever i thought they were very barstool, and I thought they went well. Our editing team threw me under the bus consistently. Yeah, what the hell? Fucking Blatman. Brie, I heard you at one point. You were next to me during the Rihanna clip. Rihanna. During the Rhea clip of me saying you would be too ugly to be on camera in five years.

You're like, ooh, that's tough. Yeah. do you know the context of that yeah i remember when i first started at barstool or when i was coming for my interview i didn't really know much about it and my cousins are like huge stoolies he was actually at the show you met him he was super pumped but he sat me down and was like dave's gonna make you cry watch this video and he made me watch the you may make ria cry but but you know the context the whole story of it i just know that you said they couldn't be famous dave you said that she because can't be on camera in five years she'll be too ugly and it's gonna have to work behind the camera i did say that and she cried as a result of it and the people who do not care for me the like headlines washington post uh barstool founder says female too ugly to be on camera in five years i did say it i yelled out context when this was going on because they only put the clip. So let me again say the context,

and this is what has gotten us trouble through the years. This story actually originated because Hank, who was dating Rhea at the time, was on Barstool Radio. Hank had been working for me for like 10 years and was like 25 but looked like he was 50. And we were joking how you age in dog years quickly at barstool ria's sister i believe got engaged and we're like ria's not in the room we're like hank does this put pressure on you because you've been dating her longer and there's an engagement. Hank says, no, I'm young. I'm like, you're young in real life, but you're not young in barstool years.

You're 25, but you look like you've been beaten down. You're gross. You look like you're 50. And I'm like, the same goes with Rhea. She's in barstool years. She's going to age so fast. So I was talking about both of them equally. She rushed in, and that's why I'm like, no, we're making jokes.

We're talking about you guys aging in dog years. We made up after, but they never bring the beginning part of that conversation into it. It was like, Hank. And then, well, Rhea's not young either. You're both aging in dog years that's what it was about i would never just be like you'll be too ugly to be on camera but i knew you didn't know it because she's standing next to me when they show the clip she's like oh that's tough i was like context context i did they're playing it i was like oh fuck dave but ria still looks great on camera

yes well i never meant it and that admit that changes the context of that it does that changes it a hundred percent it becomes a joke it becomes a joke then and not just she just heard the end of it rushed in got and that's why and we were on live radio i'm like i'm not fucking apologizing it's a joke i went to ria the segment is over i'm like this is a joke It's a joke. I went to Rhea. The segment is over. I'm like, this is a joke. It's like, yep, I get it. And we're fine. But, you know, fucking at the Barstool Award shows, they they edit this thing to make me look like fucking Hitler. Yeah.

They had some tough edits on you there. I will admit. Zach Bryan releases new album. This is the pre portion of the show. We knew that. i woke up to it and i did listen to it i'd never listened that closely beautiful uh brie laugh clip your laugh is in a song song no is it people think it's the fifth it is why can't you say

yeah why can't you say if you're laughing I mean no wait what is your laugh in this song no

clearly I mean clearly in this song super in this song there ain't no love to make you fight you're feeling around me if you That was it.

That was it. That was it. That was definitely it. That's great. What's that like? Is he still right? Yes, I like that. What are y'all coming up with a duet?

That recording is just a voice memo in the field, so people just think that Brie was with him in the field. Oh, definitely is Brie. Definitely is Brie. Definitely Brie. I can't confirm or deny based on that clip. It's so Brie. Her reaction is clearly is her.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, exactly with that reaction. The field and everything. Come on, Bree. Don't even try to play these games. He recorded it on his phone, and I was there. Yeah, and y'all were just in the field together. Yeah, that doesn't mean the song is about me.

No. The Mercury Lounge? Is that the same song? Friday afternoon at Mercury Lounge? Weird. You guys were together at Mercury Lounge. Friday afternoon at the Mercury Lounge. They were together.

Oh, you've been at the Mercury Lounge. They were together. Oh, you've been at the Mercury Lounge. That's crazy. It's all adding up. Friday afternoon at the Mercury Lounge. She loves a Prince song and a lot of sound. Never needs much and sure knows how to dance. All the money in the world couldn't make her smile? That's about you, so I don't have to pay your ass.

She prefers things that are worthwhile like small towns at Old Style and smaller acts. This is about you? No. Just a song. So the thing is... Brie, you are such a terrible liar. Brie was added.

He had released part of this song before before he had even met brie that mercury lounge thing was added afterwards after they went to the mercury lounge hell yeah after they went to the mercury lounge he did like a recording on tiktok about this that lyric was not in there they went to the mercury lounge together it's there now it's in the song wow verse about brie that verse about brie and she's laughing in it that's yeah but i was just i was just there when he recorded it so i was he recorded it on his phone right dude it'd be so let me let me a hypothetical just sitting here and josh you can chime in if she doesn't want to okay you're an a plus-list artist selling out stadiums.

If you record a track and you're like, oh, it didn't come out exactly how I like it, i.e. there's a random person laughing in the background, could you not re-record the clip if you didn't want said person laughing in the background? Oh, if I was an A-list artist i would have only put that in there if i wanted to put that in there i i agree i've never been an a-list artist i've never been an a-list artist either you know i have had my fair share of uh viral songs as in one of them and uh everything i put that in that was quite deliberate. Quite deliberate. Yes. And I feel like I, again, I've been in the booth once or twice, but I've seen plenty of movies where I watch musicians making the music and they are so particular with every sound lyric. Like, you think an A-list stadium-selling country artist,

if they didn't want to catch someone laughing in the background, they would just be like, oh, we got to do it again. Oh, re-record, re-record. Yeah, because it's an art for them, right? Like, they are meticulous about every little thing in their music. That's why they are the best. That's why they are the best, for sure. So I think Breach, whatosh and i both agree here is zach bryant intentionally put your laugh into the song attention at the lounge which i guess you two were at the song is it's not about me i was just there when he recorded it before he met brie he lyrics were

added that maybe are about Brie, and he definitely wanted to keep Brie's laugh in the song. Those are all facts. Yeah, that whole verse is for sure about you. That's cool. I'm not even like. You'll forever be able to be like. Having a song written about you, I'd freak out.

And especially in a positive manner. Yeah. Because that's really cool, you know? Like, welcome to the club, Bree, but yours is positive. So that's sick. Yours is a positive manner. It's not about me. Just wait.

Just wait. Just wait, Bree, because you're going to get... Well, I hope not, obviously. I'm not going to wish bad blood. But just wait until, like, the breakup album comes out. That sucks. That's the worst, dude. I'm not going to wish bad blood, but just wait until the breakup album comes out. That sucks.

That's the worst, dude. I'm not going to say that. Dude, what the hell? I'm not going to say that. See, that's your BFF. I didn't say that. I think he's relating to his own personal experience of having a breakup album.

Yeah, exactly. With an artist. We do like Kumbaya over here, Austin. Thank you, Austin. There would be no bad blood. It would just be a sad breakup album. You'd be like, oh, I miss her. Yeah, you know what?

That's never going to happen. Don't even worry about it. That's a hit song. That's never going to happen. Oh, I miss her. Wait a minute. As much as I was just pumping your tires, Brie, the very next clip, I think we're letting the air out

because I'm reading this and you don't seem as special if I'm seeing Zach Ryan sample a clip of Dana Beers in what Dana Beers is in a song I don't know I didn't see this

it's not Dana but it's the guys and those cars are going real fast and real laugh son they're going fast and left fuck yeah but he added that in well yeah yeah how do you even see that it went very violent tiktok wait that's so funny i didn't even know that yeah that clip did go super viral that's a dope sample and then he brought the guy on stage at one of his concerts brie doesn't know who Carmen Electra is. I guess that's a little before your time. Wait, when did I say I didn't know who she was?

Oh, I'm just reading what it said. It said Brie didn't know who Carmen Electra was. It did say that. It does say that. Do you realize you're in a picture with Carmen Electra? Yeah, I posted. I tagged her in it. Dev said you said it on a podcast that you didn't know who she was.

I didn't know the gravity of how big she was to every little boy. Oh, yeah. A lot of boys found out where their ding-dongs were. I always knew the name Carmen Electra, but I thought she was a singer. But she looks so good still. It's fucking crazy. She's got to be what? 55, 60? Married to Dennis Rodman at one good still it's fucking crazy she's gonna be what 55 60 married

to dennis rodman at one point she's fucking hot it's one of the sexiest women who ever lived did she know who you were dude she's commenting on all my pictures it's like i don't know yeah she's commented on my last two pictures and and she followed me. I don't know. She's a queen. She was super sweet. James Charles and Brie make amends. You mentioned that, that maybe we'll have as a future guest, so something to look out for. Josh on the DeMello show. Dixie, Charles, and Lander are seen sorting through potential boyfriends for Dixie DeMello,

and Josh is spotted in the mix through potential. Oh, for Dixie DeMello and Josh is spotted in the mix through potential. Oh, for Dixie. Hey, by the way, Josh, did you hear about this? Uh, what?

The Dixie DeMello camp. We didn't even ask for her to be on the show. Keep in mind. They proactively reached out and said, Dixie DeMello will not be coming on BFFs when she's in New York. She will only be doing Planet Bree. What? Yeah.

Really? Yes. Really? Huh? Wow. You know, like if Planet Bree was a good friend, they'd like boycott that guest. It's Plan Bree. It's Plan Bree.

If Planet Bree was dope, they'd be like, I won't have a guest on that. What the fuck is that all about? Seriously. She already came on BFFs. She already came on PlanetBrie. Oh, well, maybe, hey, maybe Elephant in the Room, maybe things didn't go too well with her and

Josh, and she's like, I don't know. Or maybe you hooked up with her on the beach, and now she's on the table. Maybe you guys became like... Don't maybe you hooked up with her on the beach, and now she's hooked up on the table. Yeah, maybe you guys became like... Don't you think if we hooked up on the beach, it would be weird and she wouldn't want to come on? No, I think she knows that you're not going to talk about it because you're dating an A-list country star,

and if she came on our show, we'd grill her. We'd grill her about it. That's what I think. I don't know. I'm glad she's coming on Plan B, though. Stay tuned for that episode. What the shit? Now you're promoing it?

We got cucked. We did. We did. This is crazy. Let's go, girls. And by the way, I don't like people saying no before we even ask the question. We didn't ask. Exactly.

We didn't even ask you. We didn't even ask. Yeah, she's like, hey, I'm not coming on your show. We didn't fucking ask. Yeah. And I know that I'm chill with D your show. We didn't fucking ask. Yeah. And I know that I'm chill with Dixie. I seen Dixie like the other day. I know we good.

So what the fuck is going on? They tried something similar last time. They agreed to BFFs and then tried canceling to only do Plan B. And we held them over a barrel. Because they're out fucking getting naked on the beach. All right, relax. Nobody got naked. I thought that was a direct police skinny dipping.

Word for word, it said y'all got naked in the report. Yeah, it did. Well, we were all skinny dipping, but you're saying hooked up and shit. Well, okay. Well, you just said you weren't naked. You got mad that I said you were naked, which is a factual statement. I thought you meant me and Dixie. But you and Dixie weren't naked. You got mad that I said you were naked, which is a factual statement. I thought you meant me and Dixie. But you and Dixie were naked.

Everyone was naked. We were skinny dicks. Well, you two removed yourself from the group, so nobody knows what happened when you removed yourself from the group. You ran away naked together. That's what we would have gotten to the fucking bottom of if she didn't preemptively deny coming on a show, which we didn't even ask her to be on because we didn't even know she was in New York.

Yep, yep, yep. Also, how are they going to use me on their Hulu show and then I don't even get to use Dixie on the BFS podcast? What's up with that? What's up with that? I didn't consensually put my little picture on that slideshow. Unconsensual. And you got a girlfriend.

And I got a girlfriend. And she got a girlfriend. What the shit? Love you, Dixie. What is this next one? Fans accuse Dave of lying about his height? You're not a short king, Dave. I'm a medium king.

This is a message to Dave Port portnoy stop lying to your fans dave you are a short king and you need to accept it in this photo you can see my buddy sam he's 5'8 you guys are you're a little bit taller than 5'8 maybe me over here i'm 5'9 i'm shrinking down because i was in fact taller than dave portnoy but i thought it'd be embarrassing to be taller than him in the pic that's why i'm shrinking. Megan's 5'5". That's my height. Cut the crap, Dave. It's time to be real. Get rid of her head so I can see what's going

on at the feet. You can't. She did that on purpose. I will say that if her friend Sam is 5'8", you're behind Sam. You're behind Sam and taller than him, so you would be taller than 5'8 you're behind sam you're behind sam and taller than him so you would be taller than 5'9 i'll give that 5 10 and a half i'll give that to you from that photo i believe you're 5 10 and a half thank you that's fucking you should be in jail for that video uh the heiress jacket tour

is in mexico we always end with that. I don't. Let's go. We're done putting it on the sheet, but the going international, I thought was. Yeah, we're international. Wait, wait, wait.

We're done with the jacket now? Is it over? No, I just don't know that people care about it that much on BFFs at this point. I care about it very much, but it is in Mexico. It continues to do the tour. I don't know if it's

been washed. That's gross, dude. That's the number one thing I get. Has it been washed? Probably not. I think people are scared to fuck up the paint. You go dry clean it. It changes hands so quick. Probably a little smelly. A little stinky. That's disgusting.

Okay, there it is. That's BFF. BFFs. No Dixie next week. Listen to Planbury.