BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - JADEN HOSSLER WON'T LET IT GO — BFFs EP. 90 WITH TANA MONGEAU

Episode Date: July 28, 2022

We start the podcast joined by Tana, who finally decides to show up after he multiple bailings. We get into Dave's evisceration of her before jumping into one of the best headlines show we have ever had. We cover Lil Huddy going at Charli and Landon with his new song, Heidi's response, Charli and Landon going back at him, Josie Canseco getting in the mix, and Josh doing a little bit of trolling. We then get into the Jaden drama of the weekend with him being at the same part as Josh and Nessa and the fan behavior that came out of that, his Twitter tirades, Josh's trolling on Tik Tok, Jaden claiming he apologized, and what really happened when Josh and Jaden saw each other in person. We then get into some less dramatic headlines with Sheri Nicole owning Monty Lopez, Britney Spears making her music comeback, and Elon Musk being everywhere. We end with BFFs corner of Dave's trip to London, Bri hooking up with a certain Tik Tokker, and finish with a game of "Social Media Happily Ever After" where we go through social media couples and say if we think they will end up together or if it is only a matter of time until the split. Support our sponsors! Mattress Firm: To Unjunk your Sleep, go to https://barstool.link/MFRMBSS or a Mattress Firm store today and speak with a Sleep Expert Summer: Download Summer today at https://barstool.link/SummerBFFs Takis: Find Takis on Amazon Today and "Face the Intensity"You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. New episode of BFFs, and we got like a lot to unpack this episode. Start, we got a special guest tana welcome to the show specials really kind of you thank you guys for having me she's here i'm i'm shaking i'm shitting my i'm just terrified she thought you're actually locking her out dave because i wasn't answering because we were filming so she thought we were reverse like pulling the prank back on her where we invite her

to the show and then don't even answer and don't have her on which honestly would be genius because you're in this big mansion with a huge gate i could never get in like i was saying put a camera out there i didn't even know we had re-invited you till yesterday to be totally honest you texted me out of the blue tana being like uh uh breeze not getting back to me the time i'm like what are we even talking about i didn't even know that you had been invited i'm glad you're here yeah no no it's okay austin texted me like a week ago and then i texted you and then i didn't think she answered and i was like it was just tana she didn't answer and then i look and she did and then i was like what time do you want to do no i'm not i was putting everything in writing i was sending

every text i was out of the gate and i was, I'm not here just letting you know. I just wanted you guys to know I am painfully down and very grateful and excited to be here and be a BFF. Well, you picked a good week because we have tons of headlines. And I wasn't holding a grudge. The reason we're talking, obviously, is you bailed on us for, what was it, the second or third time last time? Something like a late excuse. I think it was second. I went on a rant, which you handled in i thought a nice way yeah he's kind of right like i keep bailing you were very right we're actually about to play the

rant this is it this is what plays in my sleep paralysis like for real all right just set the stage i sat down i'm looking at the sheet says tana mojo and then i guess she bailed like i literally the sheet had her on it so i guess she bailed 10 minutes before yeah she texted us like 30 minutes ago and was like i'm puking everywhere i can't come saw that one coming where is ellie the second time she's used that exact exact same excuse right yeah that's what i was thinking that's what i texted brian i was like hey this ain't slick this ain't slick what's the what a piece of shit honestly she's a piece of shit everyone knows she's a piece of shit like that's kind of her thing the difference between like she's a content person she fucks everybody she knows how to stay in the

news but there can't be any human who takes her seriously to do the shit that she does you're just a clown like you can never be taken seriously by anybody on like a business end like if she's doing any business deals i would trust her ever she's a clown she's a clown like who did this one with her dizzy i would have never done that she's gonna fuck that and plode that one way or the other we have big guests on all the time she's the only one who's pulled this shit she's no a-list star she's like a clout chaser that's why she probably has to work so hard to stay in the news because if you treat people like shit you're never gonna get the benefit of the doubt you cancel like 20 minutes before with the same exact excuse you had last time

like the same one tana fucking mojo what are you kidding me are you fucking that's my favorite part of the video that's my favorite part shoot myself over here honestly i can pretty much quote that word for word um it it was an honor dave for you to call me a clown clout chasing hooker who's gonna fail um i get it though i'm not gonna lie like in a i don't know this might I don't mean this in like a condescending way, but it was actually like an honor for Dave to roast me. It was, I think I needed it at that point in life. I was spreading myself way too thin and agreeing to too much shit and was,

you know, partying and being run down. And I felt sick. I really was sick. I was like peeing out of my ass. Like I was, it was bad. I'm sorry.

That was gross. What type of sickness is that? Like I was like, was like full stomach full issue but that doesn't matter and like i understand and i think that it it put me in my place and since that moment i have been very healthy no sicknesses uh maybe not very healthy but taking things very seriously and you know really trying to you know not agree to as much so that i'm not you know bailing on anything and i appreciate your point you're welcome tana i'm glad to be of service i think that i think that i take you know when people are like nice about things it's it's great but i think that i take getting kind of bitched out like as like constructive criticism

way more seriously like you know that one hit like i looked in the mirror and i was like damn yeah fucking clown it was it was the perfect storm really because i again going back to it like i was just almost like this one i wasn't told you on the show till right before and it was kind of like confirmed and everything so it was confirmed almost 10 minutes before it was unconfirmed and it caught me raw that's most of my rants are when i find something out and i'm about to do either podcast go on and i just let it fly so anyways i'm glad we're past that still friends you're on the show and it is a good show it's a great show to be on i love bffs i am a bffs super fan i watch every episode and like I'm stoked to fucking be on here.

And honestly, Dave, you're an authentic guy and you say what's on your mind. And I like to think I can be authentic and say what's on my mind as well. So I, you know, I'm never a stranger to taking that. And it's it was, you know, I'm happy that we can be chill and I'm happy to be on here. And I think you're a rock star. So thank you. I appreciate that. And being authentic, this week with BFFs, and I was out in London for UFC. And to be honest, people who watch BFFs, for the most part, know I plug in and out.

We do the show, and that's how I basically get caught up on a lot of the drama that's going on. This week, I was consistently being DM'd. You got to do an emergency press conference what do you have to say about this what do you have to say about that getting tagged and i'm like what the fuck is going on to the point i actually read the bff headlines well in advance of the show because i'm like wow i know shit was happening this week right according to the headlines there was a lot of drama a lot yes some of the people sitting next to you tana surprisingly you're not in most oh i am stoked to

not be in the drama right now i was just i somehow dragged myself into that monte lopez shit so i'm i'm taking a week off for you're also like, I feel like Switzerland in a weird way because you seem to be like friends with all sides of the drama. So I am curious to see a lot of your take. We'll start with, yeah, especially this, this one,

Josh and I were just at a party and I was bouncing around like, Hey Josh, Hey Nessa, Hey Jaden. It was, I'm trying to be Switzerland here. Yeah. Well,

and that's not even more like the USA. That's not even dropping. Yeah. You're pretty polarizing not even my headline drama. I'm more like the USA. That's not even the lead drama. Yeah, you're pretty polarizing. That's not the lead drama on the sheet. The first thing on here is Charlie and Landon Barker versus Huddy. So let me make sure I got this right. Little Huddy comes out with a new song. It's essentially about Charlie being a homie hopper.

So going from Charlie to Landon Charlie and Landon used to be best friends. Chase and Landon Chase and Landon used to be best friends so Charlie dated obviously little Huddy now dating his best friend Heidi, Charlie's mother

got into the mud and started putting all these IG stories, basically, little Mr. Gaining Attention on the Internet by playing the victim because you're self-centered, have zero self-awareness. Some people thrive on being the victim. Others learn. Pick your player.

On and on and on. Charlie and Landon began posting the date 7-23 all over the social media. I don't know what the fuck that means. What is 7-23? I think social media. I don't know what the fuck that means. What is 7-23? I think that's supposed to be about like the day. Like Huddy started by posting a story. Josh, you tweeted about it. Yeah, I was just making fun of him.

Josh was just feeding into it. They were all tweeting with dates. So I was like, that's pretty funny if I tweet out something with a date. I did the same thing. So I was like, realize, realize, realize. 7-23. You know? because i'm just a comedian it was originally huddy promoting the date of his song like putting the date of his song on his post and then i think they were just following up by kind of beefing clowning it i guess yeah josie can say go consistently getting in the mix and not wanting

to be in the mix but but gets in the mix. Posting another random date to get a jab at Landon. And saying you snaked your boy. Grow up. 7-24. How do you post the clip? I saw this. In what she calls the homie hopper.

And off and off we go. So, all right. This shit is bananas. This shit is bananas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought Josie was like, I don't do drama. Yeah, and I thought she wanted nothing to do with Landon too. Josie's the number one as I'm coming to learn.

I don't want drama, but then jumps in and tries to jump out. You can't really do it. You're either in or out in this world. So she's in by tweeting that. All right, I'm going to start by this. I don't get it because they dated charlie and and little honey like years ago right well no they've been they've been a little secret dating for a while and then after i guess i think it was like probably like a couple i'm sure tan actually

knows i love how you do that it's honestly awesome when you know you're getting a little too close to the drama to just like i wish i was like that close with charlie and landon and them but i'm not that tight with them you know what i'm saying like i had my past with them and now i don't have so much of a present with them so you you seem to when did they break up i am avidly avoiding being the tiktok highlight saying anything with this because this is a scary beef. Okay. You know what I mean?

Like the D'Amelio's are the Kardashians of this world. They're the anything. I don't know. I've been every person probably in this situation. You know what I mean? At one point or another. And I don't fucking know. They're also all so young.

So it's like, it's crazy to have these. Oh, don't play that fucking. Yeah, that's the worst. This is your fucking world. Yeah, so what was the date? This is what you do. Why was the date? That they broke up.

When did they break up? I have no fucking clue. Were they re-dating? I really don't. They were definitely still together. I think that might be true. Yeah. Little Huddy and Charlie were still dating recently.

I don't know how recently. I think they were like, well, weren't they in the Bahamas together a couple months ago? Yeah. Was he there? I don't think he recent I think they were like well weren't they in the Bahamas together like a couple months ago yeah I don't was he there I don't think he was in the Bahamas yeah on New Year's at least yo honestly

I really I really don't know like when yeah I don't know when they broke up but I mean Huddy makes it seem like there was like an overlap

of like Landon and Charlie with him and Charlie and it's not a fact I don't know it's not a fact I don't know the facts I really don't know the facts. I really don't know the facts. We need Landon on the show

or Chase on the fucking show. Well, wasn't Landon dating Josie Canseco like as of a month ago? Yeah, and Josie and Tana I'm pretty sure are like good friends which is why I'm confused

and why she doesn't know the dates. Well, I don't know the Charlie Huddy dates. You know what I mean? I really don't. I love Josie. They were dating. I was present for that.

Landon and Josie. You guys are giving me nothing, and I don't know about you, Brie. I don't know how much you know. I don't know how plugged you've become in this world, but I know Josh and Tana know a hell of a lot. I swear to God, I've just been watching this circus fucking unfold, and it's been great. I love other people's drama that I'm not involved in. I know Charlie's dating landon now i know landon and huddy were previously close friends i know yeah i don't that's all i really i don't know i don't know i you know i wish i knew more

i wish and charlie's just so sweet like it's not like she's ever like oh my god drama like she's just you know always really sweet to me. We talk about dumb shit, so I really don't know. I'm sorry. You know I love to involve myself in some fucking drama. If I could here, I would. Can someone give me a time frame? Because at first I thought this was dumb.

Because I thought they stopped dating. Charlie and Little Huddy, I thought they stopped dating two years ago. No, that's not true. Yeah, I would say there was. Six months ago? Yeah, maybe like that. Maybe like six months, yeah. I would say within maybe even four.

Within four months. And Landon and little Huddy were best friends. They were tight. I don't know if they were best friends, right? Well, everyone says they're like best friends here. Landon brought Huddy to the Kardashians wedding as his like. That's a good point. That's a good point that's a good point

so then Landon is a fuck boy that's bullshit let's call it is if you're bringing him to that and you're that close and your friend was dating a girl let's say four months ago and you start dating her four months later you're an asshole

it's a little bit of yeah yeah don't do that shit don't do that shit it is no I're an asshole it's a little bit of yeah yeah don't do that shit don't do that shit an asshole it is no i agree with you that that's a fucking that's not a boy move like you don't do that to your boys yeah so then why is huddy calling charlie a homie hoppy though a homie hopper though but only being mad at charlie wouldn't he be mad at landon i'm sure he's not like just like happy with he's not like, just like happy with Landon. He's like, ah,

Landon, you're good, but Charlie, you suck. Yeah. But like if you, if you break up, you fuck,

fuck you. You can date whoever you want. If you're broken up. I mean, I have no room to talk about homie hopping. I mean, everyone's a homie hopper. I was a homie hopper.

I don't know. Everyone's in the wrong. Everybody's in the wrong. Everybody's in the wrong. You and me are just thoughts over here. We're like, yeah, homie hop.

Play. And again, it may go back to that whole la like people aren't actually friends they say that is so that that's a point right there i will say that like in la like no one cares about anybody i've been truly every person in this fucking situation in la like no one you know everyone's just it's a cesspool over here Dave you know that shit yeah so I mean when we say it and when I say what I say when people say friends I think about like guys I've known my best like from kindergarten yeah yeah and that's where I'm like what the fuck I've known this guy from like my whole life and that switches then yeah so I guess if it's like a fake friend it's a little different so like if grace

o'malley let's say you're dating someone agree and then you break up with them and then grace o'malley two months later goes and starts dating that guy you're just like hey date who you want you're single no i but that's zero that's different that's not that's not the same that's my best friend hooking up with my ex-boyfriend whoa that's what i would get mad at aren't land aren't weren't landon and chase like claiming their kind of best friend? Yes, I'm saying that part's fucked up, but Charlie can do whatever she wants. Yeah, but I mean,

I guess it's like, Chase is probably just hurt to see her in that position. I don't fucking know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think it's more on the dude. I think it's more on the dude, for sure. I think it's more on the boy of,

if you're boys with someone, like my friend more of the dude for sure. I think it's more of the boy of like, if you're boys with someone like my friend, like Gavin, for example, like if Gavin went and like broke up with a girlfriend or I went and broke up with a girlfriend, that girl is now dead to both of us. Yeah. Equally.

We just like, ah, fuck that. Fuck that girl. Like that's right. Yeah. Yeah. It's like,

nah, we don't associate with that person. So I guess that's just, I guess you're like right in the sense where it's like, then that ex can go and do whatever. It's more of the boy or the friend or best friend. That's like kind of responsible. Well,

Landon made it look like there was some shady shit. Cause he was like, if you don't treat her right, I'll treat her right. So how do you might've been fucking around on Charlie? But so you leave your best friend cause he fucks around. No, I'm just saying,

I wonder what how he was doing. Oh, that's a good point i guess when did landon say that he posed that was what he said with the date his cryptic shit yeah he said if you don't treat her right i will treat her right for you you can't treat her right i'll treat her right for you that's how old are you tana 24 oh so you're still young i i you're still very young oh wow i thought you were gonna call me prehistoric and then come from being irresponsible. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Like, you're still in that world. Like, I'm so much older sometimes looking down at it. And I've learned as I've done it, like, to remember the age stuff. But I will say I'm surprised by Charlie. I had this vision of the DeMellos trying to, like, get out of the drama world. But they seem to be in it with two feet right now. I think that they're, you know, they really do give like young Kardashian family to me.

You know what I mean? So it's like, and like the Kardashians are, you know, they get in some whirlwinds, you know, like this on occasion. And I, you know, Travis and Landon are Kardashian-ification. I'm trying so hard to just stay out of this. They are Kardashian-ified right now. So, I mean, I don't know. So are you saying you think it's like

related to their show? No, I just meant like really public eye, like family type of energy. Like I don't, I wouldn't say. It's an industry plant relationship. Is that what you're saying? No, no.

I'm just saying it's, they're down for this public. Maybe they, maybe they, they, you know, he said, he was saying that I look at Charlie as like,

you know, like so far away from the drama, but I think if they're really in this world right now, they're, they're enjoying drama. Yeah. So that is a reach, but I mean, down for it. They are against the drama that brings them views.

I don't fucking know. By the way, my impression of the Kardashians is like, Kris would impregnate Khloe with Tristan's sperm to get more views. That's how the Kardashians are so like. Christ on a crutch, turkey baster. They're like, go, go, go. Anything they can do to make headlines.

Yeah, right. I've never thought of the DeMellos that way, but maybe they are. Maybe they're like, yup, they're talking about it. But they're really sweet. That's the vibe. I don't get sweet vibes from the Kardashians. Yeah, I agree with that, actually. So maybe I retract my statement.

When I think Kardashians, I think powerhouse, biz, like crazy, you know what I mean? But like, I don't. I think the longer you do this shit, though, you kind of don't become sweet anymore. Like, maybe they're turning into the Kardashians. I feel like they're like nice. Yeah, like Heidi and Mark and Charlie and Dixie

are sweeties. Like in person when I see them. And maybe Charlie just really likes Landon, you know, and shit happens and they're young. Yeah, I guess. Well, Dave, what's your take now? Because you weren't team Landon with Charlie. No, I still.

You still stand by it? I don't like. Like Travis Barkerer is you know travis parker is known for being a rock star fuck bitches fuck boy for you know until now so it's like you know landon might be on his travis yeah well let me say this i have a bias against all like rich kids who I don't think have accomplished anything on their own. That is like an inherent bias that I have. You're famous for your last name.

That's crazy. That's a crazy statement, but okay. Not a crazy statement. It's not always right. It's a big diss. And it's not just against him. It's almost against... You have to be twice as successful. so like jayden smith for example like jayden smith

i don't know if he's example i'd use but yeah like somebody there's plenty of sons or daughters of famous people who i i'm like oh they did it but i this guy just found out about like through the josie thing i think it's the first time I heard of him. That's when you first heard of him, yeah. So what has he done? Is he a musician? Yeah. Yeah, he makes music.

Remember he made that song with Josie's voicemail at the start of it or something like that? Right. We listened to it? Yeah. Right. So I don't know. And he could be a great guy, but it's just like, all right. Every time I've talked to him, he seems like a nice guy, great guy.

He's always like, yo, what's up, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I like all parties, so it's not one where I can be. You know, I love when there's someone in the drama that I just automatically don't like because it makes it easy. Who don't you like, Tana? You like everybody. You're literally with everybody all the time. I don't even know how you do it.

24 hours a day, you're like, if there's 24 hours, you're in 18 different countries with like 38 different people, I feel like, all the 24 hours you're in 18 different countries with like 38 different people i feel like all the time is there anybody you have beef with currently um current beef no i'm trying to think no i mean no damn i'm really on my like pr nice shit here today i'm scared though i'm sweating right now like i don't i don't want to say the wrong thing i can smell her sweat yeah it's crazy fuck you. Fuck you, Josh. I'm being a Josh. I don't know. I've had my past beefs.

I don't know. People know. I don't like James Charles. I say that sometimes. Why don't you like him? Let me get out my scroll. Oh, it's a big list. Okay.

We just don't get along, but I have to stop. I've made fun of Austin McBroom He wasn't my favorite for a while Oh yeah I knew that That was around the fight stuff I'll wrap up after hearing everything On this Little Huddy Charlie Landenbarker I think it's probably

New Friends It's also Little Huddy Using it to move Like get views and create controversy So it may be win win win for all of them like it's not as deep that's what i'm thinking that's what i'm thinking yeah nobody's really losing during this yeah i think they're all gonna just slay and it's it's you know they're young and it's good fuck it except for maybe like chase's mental state that could be losing that's

true yeah why you've been there why what's wrong with his mental state? He's probably just, you know, best friend, still his girlfriend. Yeah, that's like a... Yeah. Kind of like a Jaden situation. Well, speaking of that, that brings us into the next. There's the transition. Mattress Firm, we live in a land of junk sleep

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uh uncomfortable i would say to talk about because obviously there's a real tragedy that is involved in it but we gotta mention it because it it went super viral so josh and essa party together that jayden is also at i don't know if this is related but the next day it was actually the same night i believe same night yeah okay so the next day cooper's sister posts an ig story which basically says is this crop top triggering for you at josh richards f bff pod with the middle finger emoji three times picture jayden jayden repost this um this story and where it's uncomfortable is obviously there's a serious tragedy involved um so it's like how do you talk about i and i don't know what you guys want to say i don't know the sister the only thing i would

i i feel like to equate because using the triggering which I said the crop top I felt a little and this is again the age thing and I don't know the girl I had a bad feeling it's like there's a legitimate tragedy and to equate it

to like our podcast and the Jaden history to like our podcast and the jade in history to me are two different things they're like what we shouldn't be convoluting a tragic and serious thing into like i thought that was pretty like upsetting upsetting like kind of disgusting behavior if i'm gonna be honest yeah it was like very insensitive i felt like i just thought that was like that was messed up it's, whatever, there's a girl involved. Like, I get it. Like, people, Nessa and all that shit.

But like, to turn it into something that's just like so personal for so many different people, right? Like, I'm sure Jaden's heard about that Cooper stuff, and I'm heard about that Cooper stuff, and I'm sure the sister is. And it's his sister. Everyone, right? Like, I'm sure everyone's fucking grieving,

and it's like, I get people take grief differently, but like, to go in and do that or, like, claim that or, like, say something like that about someone, it's just, like, it's a beyond, like, just awful thing. I feel like there's a lot of emotions with grief, and I've definitely been in a position where someone passed away, especially when it comes to a tragedy like this, and you think back to a million little moments before that person passed,

and you feel anger, and you place things to a million little moments before that person passed, and you feel anger, and you place things, you know, you just replay those things, and you place that anger towards so many things. So I can't imagine whatever, like I just, I can't imagine what every one of them are going through. So it's, I don't know.

Yeah, everybody grieves differently. There's a lot of emotion. There's a million emotions in that. Yeah. Right. And I think that's how I felt. And it, most of all, his sister, who I don't know the relationship or anything, I don't know any of it. of emotion there's a million emotions in that yeah right and i think that's how i felt and yeah it most of all his sister who i don't know the relationship or anything i don't know any of it

i don't pretend to know any of it but doing that and putting it in a public and connecting dots was was i think not the right thing to do and and everybody in a kind of a there's a really sweet girl you know i mean and i mean they just went they went through a lot right so like right there's no way to tell anybody yeah yeah i'm feeling that situation 100 i'm trying to be understanding about that shit because that's like the worst i could never imagine like losing my brother would be terrible and like obviously cooper i looked at as a very close friend of mine and like yeah it was terrible for me so i'm not trying to like turn it into something i just wish that it would have never been posted in the first place.

Agreed. So that, that obviously went, what are you going to say? I don't know. I just feel for her. She's a sweetie. I don't know.

I'll shut up. I don't need to fucking be here for any of this. No, I mean, honestly, when I saw it, I was debating whether we'd even bring it up or mention on the show, but then so many people are talking.

It's like, well, at least we addressed it happened yeah it's really not there is no winner in any of that situation no in this show for the most part bffs which it has been since it started is kind of like busting balls and not taking anything seriously and just you start connecting thoughts that you know really you can't connect you you can't there there is no one singular thing or anything you can point that that that so we'll leave it that move on it was unfortunate connecting dots i don't know if you want to mention because people were saying that's the reason also we said they think we took the episode down because that story went up i don't know if you actually want to say why it went down or we can just well no we took it down again it was a tragedy uh and we took the episode down pretty soon after it's it hasn't been up um i don't know

it has been up we took it down a while ago yeah it was done before that yeah it was requested to get taken down so we took it down yeah it's just i don't know to me and i could be wrong it's convoluting kind of dating issues with like a tragedy. We'll move on from that. Please. Let's do. But we're not really moving on from that because then Jaden went on a Twitter spree talking shit about people talking shit online, but not in person. After being at the same party with you two.

I don't know, Josh. Is this directed at you you think the people that talk shit about me non-stop online would want to say in person to laugh out loud you're bitch made fuck social media lame as hell but i still be on this i think you're gonna do this thing where i just poke pictures like random moments no words people talk way too much move on who who cares was this all directed at you i i i guess i believe so you guys have really active beef right now well it there wasn't they're playing this game of stealing each other's girlfriend back did you see each other at the party like eye contact i never really like i

never really like saw him or anything he like i guess i'd walk by me and i was like i mean i was pretty fucking sauce at this party but i was like talking to this guy and he was like talking to me about business or whatever. And I guess like he like walked by with a group or whatever. But Sam and Gavin had like kind of explained the situation to me after. And he just kind of like walked by, stared at me. Gavin and Sam kind of like took a step forward just being like. Was he trying to fight?

Who knows, right? Like who fucking knows. I saw all parties look like they were having fun. Yeah, yeah. That's what I mean. Like it seemed like everyone had a good time. Yeah, I was there and like, I,

I saw Josh, Josh was actually clowning me. He was like, you weren't sick. Like, just come on BFF. Um, and then I saw Jade and we had a lot of fun.

I saw Nessa. She's a sweetie. We had fun. Everyone, it didn't seem like everyone was just chilling really. Like, and then they walked out, uh,

Sam and Gavin, like kind of explain the situation to me. And then I was like, okay, whatever. He just walked by and kind of stopped for a second. And then they kind of stepped up. And then he kept going. And then the post was made. And that's when I guess everything fucking happened.

Stepped up as in you thought there may be a fight? I didn't. I was there in my conversation. And honestly, I could give a fucking care less about that kid or where he is or what he does with his life. But you made a TikTok, right? And then I saw it or something. He had like made that post or whatever. And then I went and like I had actually just posted like a draft.

It wasn't even like a TikTok that I like filmed that day or anything because I was at someone's house. And so I filmed. I posted a draft or whatever of Honest great song by the way um and then like yeah trolled what was the song it was honest it was called honest what are the lyrics we can like play it was it like cryptic lyrics towards right yeah it was like it was uh the lyrics are like Do you know what you were doing? Oh Christ Are you fucking on your ex? I mean we'll leave that up to be So you're fucking your ex

Well I said we can leave that up to the air I'm not saying I'm fucking my ex But it's not no It's not a no then it's a yes I'm not fucking my ex guys I'm not fucking my ex, guys. I'm not fucking my ex. I feel like now you just had to say that because at first you weren't saying no.

Yeah, because you're the one. I'm no stranger to fucking my ex, so I mean, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just curious. Right, right, right. Now, he's dating Nessa. Everybody knows that. That's part of the problem. And that's where everything's getting convoluted,

not to go back to the other stuff, but there's obviously Nessa, Josh, Jade, and Beef. You add in an element of a tragedy, and things are getting convoluted into a big ball of everything, is my take. Damn. I just think that's what it is. And, like, the kid keeps, like, trying to talk to me,

and I just, like, I have nothing to say to him. So it's like, go make a song about it if you're upset and let's all move on. So did Jaden say you apologized? No, no, no, no. I think he was just talking about like, he was probably just like, he actually, so he had like DM me a bunch of shit. Right. And then, uh, I was just like, dude, do I really trying to, trying to apologize?

Like, what was he saying? Oh, just like he wanted to talk to me. Like, he wanted to talk to me or something. And again, nothing to say to that kid. Like, I had a conversation with him already after the Nessa shit. Like, the first time it happened, like, right after. So it's like, I have nothing left to say. And he was like, I knew if I commented that shit, you'd answer my DM.

And I was just like, bro, if you're upset, go make a song about it. Lol. And then I was, that was pretty much it. And then he was like something about like making remarks about how Nessa is my girlfriend. And I was like, I'm actually single. Why don't you guys box? Because I mean, that would just like kind of give him too much. I feel like press.

This guy's kind of like going, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, why would I help him out? And also, it's like, in the direction I'm going, fighting's just going to take me back. Like, boxing's kind of like a joke. Like, to be a TikTok boxer. Why don't you mud wrestle? Sounds hot.

Tana, how do you navigate being friends with everybody? Like, you know people at Beef, and you go around like, hey, Joshy, and then you... Because I feel like it's like. I'm going to go get a drink. Hey, Jaden. I don't fuck with the type of people that are like. You know, if I came up to Josh and he was like, I don't want to talk to you because

you like Jaden. Or if I went up to Jaden and he was like, I don't want to talk to you. I would just be like, all right. Like, you know, I feel like people like who know me, you know, I know Jaden better than I know Josh. But I mean, people who know me know I don't really give a fuck. Like, you know, I know Jaden better than I know Josh, but I mean, people who know me, no, I don't really give a fuck. Like,

you know, I'm just down to clown and yeah. And it's, it's, it's literally, it's not my drama at all. I don't think so. You know what I mean?

Fair. Um, Mia liked the Tik TOK room post of Jaden commenting on Josh's Tik TOK post. Who's Mia? She's like a girl that I was like hanging out with. You have a roster, huh? Yeah. I'm building a dream team. What did Mia say? I don hanging out with. You have a roster, huh? Yeah.

I'm building the dream team. What did Mia say? I don't care. She liked... Oops. What does that even mean? What does what mean? Wait.

Is Mia against or for you? I don't know. She actually texted me the other day and she was like... She's confusing. She's just checking in, seeing how you're doing and stuff. And I was like, oh, thanks. Yeah, I'm doing good. Because she seems to always like bad things about you, then text you on the side yeah maybe she's just

one of those people though that like likes everything on there is she mad did you kind of hit and whoa no i didn't hit your face when you say it looks like everyone just fucking gets quiet after i say shit like every single time you guys are like oh did you fuck this girl and i'm like i'm like nah nah and then everyone just stares at me in silence for like 30 seconds. Because you make a little face. You make a little face. You did this. Right.

You go, no, I didn't. And then you smile. Yeah, because it's a fucking funny topic to talk about, dude. And it gives lip quiver. I'm no young gravy. I'm no young gravy, all right? I can't just talk about it so slyly like that guy. Just, yeah, was at a restaurant, fucked a waitress.

And then we went for drinks after. I think that you should possess that demeanor. Because at this point, it's known that you're having fun. Me and Young Gravy had a little private combo. And I think maybe he's going to start going for the mils. And I'll start taking their daughter's kind of thing. Oh, could we tag team? I don't think anything with Young Gravy is private.

Just FYI. He doesn't seem like he has a private filter. He kind of does, though. Young Gravy. Because I'll try to like, I'll want to like say some crazy shit that I know he's done. He's like, don't fucking tell me. Like, it's a curated brand. He knows what he's doing.

For sure. Our friend Mads gets in the mix and tells Jay to to shut up under josh's tiktok comments i like mads and that's how to hold a grudge yeah she's yeah she's just funny like and that's an original and for those who aren't up on their tiktok drama mads was who's dating jay didn't win this all broke and she's almost the one who broke the whole thing originally and everyone's like mads is crazy mads is crazy oh yeah i said that shit yeah mads is telling the truth and just we'll chime in everyone so shut up so i like that yeah yeah it was funny it's funny oh jayden's still going jayden's second twitter spree i know social media just changed everything it's just sad to be honest it didn't

have to be like that real life still exists be happy i'd be sad too much i'm just trying to be happy if you think i'm a nobody then stop talking about it's so weird i got time right now i'd say one thing haha like what um and then the tiktok room jayden likes a tweet saying how he is a good guy you know you know who said i was a good guy i'm in a book donald trump that's Donald Trump said you were a good guy that's crazy in a book he put out a presidential book there's just a picture of me says it says Dave Portnoy good guy no way do you know him have you ever like conversed with him yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah yeah no don't don't be sorry it was post presidency or before? No, when he was in the White House.

When he was in the White House, you interviewed him? Yeah, at the White House. Did you know him before he was in the White House? No. They called me up and asked me to interview him in the Rose Garden towards the end of his thing. It's crazy. It's crazy. And then, meanwhile, Tana Mongeau is canceling two minutes before a podcast.

Damn. I know. It's crazy. Interviewing the president. Tana cancels. Literally. But it's it's crazy interviewing the president and it cancels literally that's but it's awesome that's that's sick that's some crazy shit all right guys quick commercial break so this summer face the intensity with takis taki snacks are the perfect snack for all your summer adventures no matter what you're doing having taki snacks on hand makes the day so

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don't talk about that shit hopefully forever never have to talk about that shit again and now on to sherry slay okay so as those rays mom quotes a tweet saying that you can sue your ex for emotional damage with a quote that's aston's dad has sent to a girl he's talking to in the ultimate clapback. This is Sherry's first real clapback at Monty. So good. We talking jet money. I'm about to get that shit tattooed on me in another language. She should make merch.

She should actually make merch that says, We getting jet money. That was the best reply I've ever seen. I mean, that is just... She's a G for that. Like, I just want to dap her up he she's a g for that like i just want to i want to dap her up she's a g for that that is monty that is so fucking embarrassing you should get her on the podcast would she i don't know i feel like it right i was talking to her i think she might she was in

louisiana i wanted her to come in person though uh okay where is addison on all this like does she just want this to go away? Is she like She's probably just like But I gotta think she's just like team mom Mom whatever is going to make you happy Definitely I think that's what it is probably She's probably just like fucking go at it mom

She's in a happy relationship She's living her best life It's also sad I would be pissed I wouldn't want that aired out to the world Slay Addison Have your family at home shit on the internet I would be pissed. I wouldn't want that aired out to the world. Slay, I would say. Have your family at home shit on the internet. That would be the fucking worst.

But that's so on him. It's like, yeah, I don't know. Tan, I heard you talking before about bringing Slay. Oh, you heard me? Slay. Yeah. We're saying that. It's like, we just can't stop saying Slay.

Slay girl, pussy boss queen. A lot of girls say that now. It's like, we just can't stop saying slay. Like slay girl, pussy boss queen. A lot of girls say that now. It's like a new girl trend. It's a new girl trend, Dave. They all say slay. Decade too late. Isn't that like a Paris Hilton thing?

I think Paris Hilton was more of like an unironically, like, you know, she was like slay and it was very like unironic. And now it's kind of like a tiktok thing to say like you say like you're kind of making fun of it yeah like you're like i interviewed the president and i'm like slay like you know what i mean that's it's not necessary like i should be like good for you dave that's amazing but like slay yeah it's actually it's actually gotten to the point where

it's like ear bleeding annoying to hear girls say slay i feel like over and over josh fucking slay it's like oh anytime I'm hanging out with anyone that is in the female gender I think you actually texted me the other day Slay pussy girl boss queen because you said Slay

so I was like pussy boss bitch queen or something like that it's giving Andrew Tate it's giving I'm a guy and I can do it it's so funny dude Dave do you know

about Andrew Tate oh sorry what did you just say I said you were giving Andrew Tate it was giving like I'm a guy and I can do it

did you ask if I know who Andrew Tate is. Oh, you guys had him on, right? Yeah, that's why I said that. Josh is a good job, Josh. I didn't know who he was prior to him coming on, but he's an interesting cat. What do you think of him, Dave? I think he's very smart.

And I don't mean that. He knows what he's doing. He's got a high IQ for sure. You want to talk about cultivating an image? I don't know that he believes everything he says. I think he's doing. He's got a high IQ for sure. You want to talk about cultivating an image? I don't know that he believes everything he says. I think he's very smart in what he's doing. But intentionally so. I didn't know he was running a whole pyramid scheme.

I didn't know that. I like Monet. Yeah, I didn't know that. First stupid men in their basement. It's crazy. I did not know that. Now it makes more sense as to why he's trying to say all this polarizing stuff you know what I mean

because then people flock to him yeah I'll tell you what he moves the needle we talked about before people always my DMs are still flooded I've had people be like

you're an idiot because you disagreed with him it's like he called women like property dogs but I do think he also referred to them as a very expensive Ferrari

or a nice sports car, though. So an item. Yes. Yeah. I think he's very intelligent, very well crafted. I don't know how much he actually believes about the own some of the stuff he says. And he has an element of saying things. I don't want to keep talking about it.

But you're like, yep, I agree. I agree. Makes sense. Okay, maybe. And then he goes way over. way over it's like whoa where'd that come from but uh anyways um the pink sauce goes viral miami chef created a product called the pink sauce selling for 20 bucks a bottle is now going viral it's facing back i don't care why we care about this i don't know i don't know i didn't even see it i was just trying to act fucking excited i feel like this is something i would do by accident i'd be like oh my god i want to sell a pink sauce yeah that's killing people and then

oh wait not slay um so what's wrong with it like i saw that people were saying this this went major viral like all the girls in my life were talking to me about this but like this woman was selling this condiment and i guess it was like there were inconsistencies in the formula everyone was different it was making people sick i mean it looks like fucking pepto-bismol yeah like it's fucking what the creator like if you eat it it's giving natural selection yeah why would you buy it anyways um britney spears making her music comeback with elton john okay cool um elton mus Musk is allegedly a homewrecker. He denied that. Elon Musk on the news.

He supposedly fucked the Google guy's wife. They're doing crazy shit over there. He really is a sex god. Elon Musk fucks everyone. He does kind of fuck. He has denied that, by the way, and posted a picture of them hanging out together. So who knows if it's true?

Very weird. Did you see that his father just recently was married to a woman and she had a daughter and it was his stepdaughter and then he started fucking the stepdaughter and got her pregnant twice? It was Elon Musk's dad that fucked Elon's stepdaughter. No, Elon Musk's dad fucked his own stepdaughter.

We talked about this with Andrew Schultz. Oh, that's what it was. His wife's daughter. Yeah, that's weird. That shit is mind-blowing. Nothing surprising with Elon Musk. When you're that rich, the shit that goes on in that world is like a giant Eyes Wide Open party.

BFF's Corner. Skipped along. I was in London. Nobody really cares. It was great, by the way. I went to the UFC fights. BothFF's Corner. Skipped along. I was in London. Nobody really cares. It was great, by the way. I went to the UFC fights. Both of our fights. We sponsored two fighters, both from Liverpool, Molly the Meatball and Patty the Batty.

And they both won. Absolutely electric. There was the video. Play the video of Molly jumping into my arms. Bro, that video is hilarious. We watched, me and Gavin and the boys probably watched that video at least seven to ten times. I thought she was going to break my shoulder. I thought she was going to kiss you, dude.

I know. I was like. I thought she was going to kiss you. I was like, what is happening? There's something about Dave clapping. I jumped in. There's something about Dave clapping. There's something about this that's weirdly wholesome. It's a beautiful moment. It is such a great moment.

I got chills. I actually have goosebumps a beautiful moment. It is such a great moment. I got chills. I actually have goosebumps a little bit. It's weirdly a very sweet moment. I just got chills. It was very sweet. I love her. Patty the Batty. They're like two arguably the most well-known people right now in UFC.

They're at the top of their game. They gave you guys a huge shout-out too in their post-conference or whatever. They were just like, thank you to Barstool. It would be possible without them. Dave Portnoy. I was like, damn, okay. I didn't realize how big they were until these fights. Drake was in their DMs being like, I'm going to give you guys each a Rolex.

And someone asked, you guys should team up with Drake. And Molly was like, we don't need Drake. We got Dave Portnoy. No way. Damn. That's crazy. I got's like, we don't need Drake. We got Dave Portnoy. No way. Damn. That's crazy. I got chills again. She's riding for you.

Drake put a milli or something like that on Paddy to win. Yeah, he won like two mil in the fight. Go on, let me go first because I was first on. Dave, my... Can we all just listen on the realist? Without Dave Barstool's sports book up up me and paddy wouldn't have the belief behind us over over the water in america we wouldn't have the fun to be without them it'd be so much harder so today bar still sports but please give them a round of applause. Dave Portnoy. And his fucking outfit was next level heavy.

And I've had a half a bottle of whiskey. How do you like me now? That's sweet. They're ride or die. That's ride or die right there. Ride or die. That's very sweet. Brie, what is this?

Brie and Grace kiss way boys. Brie and Grace reveal the new TikTok dance. Brie kissed Bryce Hall and Grace kissed Josh Br josh brie what is this all right let's okay there's like a chart okay i guess you'll just see it no what what there's like a trend you know the trend where you flip your phone yeah it's like someone you kiss someone you hate someone blah blah blah so yeah grace said she kissed josh do that which me and grace are just in a very loving relationship it's an open relationship it's open but it's loving there's a

lot of love we have a lot of love to give that's hot yeah someone you kiss bryce so yeah i was waiting for this to like drop or come out publicly i think kissing bryce hall is like it's a universal experience yeah yeah 100 it's like you know what i mean you get your starbucks you kiss bryce hall yeah you kiss bryce hall that's what we're saying here yeah yeah like haven't you guys kissed bryce it's an la initiation you know it's like yeah have you kissed bryce hall josh uh no i believe not like you made out with him like a full-blown you're making out with him oh it's just like a smooch yeah well i think every single person i know is kissed yeah exactly. Yeah, exactly. Two different things. Okay.

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i'm here for this dixie and noah oh they are so precious if there's one out of all of them nah it's not them oh why do you say so because anthony and avani are way better of a relationship dude okay i'm rooting for dixie and noah I'm super rooting for them. I'm not saying they won't. I'm just saying if you're picking the number one, it's Avani and Anthony. You're biased, though. You live with Anthony.

I'm not even biased. I'm just talking about, like, drama and relationship and shit. He's right. Drama online. They've had, like, breakup, split up, breakup. Once you go down that path,

eh, Avani and Anthony? No. I will say, though, these two are under the microscope way more, I feel like, than Avani and Anthony. Yeah, I guess that's though, these two are under the microscope way more, I feel like, than Avani and Anthony. Yeah, I guess that's a good point. Yeah, I don't think they ever broke up.

The internet just said they did because they stopped posting. Yeah, well, Dixie wouldn't put it to rest. You ask her point blank and she won't answer it. So that's a good point. I guess so. I respect her ability to keep some of it private, though. But, I mean, they've been going.

They've been going for a long time. So it's like... Listen, I'm a Dixie stan, so I mean, they've been going. They've been going for a long time so it's like, listen, I'm a Dixie Stan so I hope so. Yeah, yeah. Definitely hope it lasts. Addison and Omar?

They're like, oh my God. Aesthetically, that's just my shit. I love a dying looking man with a body. I love it. It just,

oh, makes me wet. So what does that mean, a dying looking? That sounds to me like an insult. You didn't mean it. No, oh my God. Well, I mean, that's my type of man. I love it. It just makes me wet. So what does that mean, a dying look? That sounds to me like an insult. You didn't mean it. No, oh my God. Well, I mean,

that's my type of man. I talk about it all the time. Someone who looks like they're dying? Someone who looks like they eat cigarettes. Of course, yeah. You know what I mean? In a hot way, though. In a very hot way.

Got it. I love their aesthetic. I think, I know a lot of people think it's like, oh, she should have been with Bryce. They were way cute. I think this was like a crazy. It makes more sense. Up upgrade as a negative connotation.

But I mean, like, I love this relationship. Well, you can't have a real relationship with Bryce. True. Yeah, kiss everybody in LA. I love that. I honestly could see them lasting, too. I think it's like the way he's so private is such a good balance for her. Like, I just saw the cutest photos of him today.

I stan. Okay. Just me. No chance. Yeah, nah. Nah. Nah. for her like i just saw the cutest photos of them today i stan okay just me no chance the funny guy what if she needs the this isn't even it's not necessarily her both of them neither no chance zero zip zero yeah i don't think it's just i don't know i don't think just kim's gonna be like the one to dip i think pete might just be like i'm done i'm'm done. I'm rooting for them more than I'm rooting for anything in my own life, which is pathetic. Well, he came out saying he wants kids. He wants kids soon, and she always wants kids.

How many kids does she have already? You think she just wants to keep turning them out? I think so. That's what the Kardashians do. Yeah, well, you know what? It's like cheating because they don't actually give birth, and they have someone else do all the shit. So I guess if you're just doing them as ornaments it's a good point zero dave's answer the silence was

deafening yeah i mean i think the silence was the answer probably right there i mean they're it's new who knows i don't know anything about the relationship it's so i just know they look aesthetically great you love him great i do I think they look so cute together I don't know you can't even see your fucking face in this picture not this fucking picture but there's other pictures of them you love him you stan him I do stan him

I'm Charlie's biggest fucking fan if she's happy I'm happy I love her I've never spoken with Charlie in my life really? yeah never I've never spoken with Charlie in my life. Really? Yeah, never. Damn. I've talked to a nice person. They're both nice.

They're nice people. She's an angel. I'm just like not. I wouldn't say I'm close with either of them. Amanda and Keough. So they're back. We speculated on this, but they're good now. I just saw a TikTok of them today.

You know the trend where it's like,'s the it's usually with couples or like friends and they're looking at each other and it's like i like you you'd look at me and you'd be like tana i just love how much you do your own thing you're so late to everything and you don't show like you're condescendingly saying things you like love about the other one in the couple they did one of those today and i was like the girls are fighting like it was giving like that's awkward it was awkward a little to watch yeah so you're saying they won't last i know they've been together for a long time and amanda's such she's a wifey material girl i love her i agree with that um so i i kind of think i don't know but i mean didn't they just break up and get back together i don't know the way i've heard

kio talk about her is like this is the love of his life and he never wants to leave amanda so they did break up and get back together. Yeah. I don't know. Well, when we were talking about it, she was like, nothing has changed. Don't ask about it. So I don't know if there was like something choppy. Again, I don't understand that. And I like Amanda a lot.

I like you. I don't understand that answer. Not just for them, but it's kind of like the Dixie. Like, if you're with somebody, like, hey, are you and still dating yes like well dave remember the tattoo hand the tattoo video where there was another hand that was her that's yeah yeah i know that's why i'm saying we thought there was trouble in paradise courtney and travis i think everyone hates them i love them i love them i actually think they're gonna last i've never seen two people more in love than them. Yeah, they're so like goals.

They're almost so in love. It's sex like in front of you. Fuck you guys. You know what I'm saying? It makes me want to lay in traffic. Yeah, you're just like, fuck this, bro. Like, it's like, it's so cute. Yeah.

Why are you doing this to me? I think that's why I like Landon, because I want to think that he's like him. I agree that Landon and Charlie are giving. Right? That. Wow. Yeah. Wow. I think that's he's like him. I agree that Landon and Charlie are giving. Right? That, wow. Yeah. Wow. I think that's why I like them.

Maybe Landon saw his dad kind of in that. And if his dad's such a good lover, maybe he's a good lover too. I think you guys are kind of like grasping at some pretty hilarious straws. Landon fucking Parker is 18 years old. Yeah, Landon's like 17. 18 years old.

Yeah, he's like, I don't think that Landon's figured out how to be the, well, I want to, I want to think that though. Do you have an affinity for like, like tattooed, like type of men?

Yeah. They always make fun of me for the people I think are hot on this podcast. We both just did the same thing. We were like Pete. Yeah. Does your boyfriend have any tattoos? I'm working on it. Okay.

So you're going to turn your boyfriend into. Yeah. I've already changed like his whole style and stuff. Okay. So you're going to turn your boyfriend into. Yeah. I've already changed like his whole style and stuff. Yeah. That's awesome. You'd want a head tattoo like that. Not maybe not fucking that, but like he does that to cover up his baldness.

Well, no, it's, it's cause he got into the plane crash. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah.

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they just started flying again and yeah Courtney was the first there's like a picture he posted and he's like with you anything is possible and it's like them in front of a jet he got on a plane for the first time

yeah he would he would drive or take boats everywhere he went no kidding when was that plane crash it was years ago yeah yeah

it was a while ago early 2000s I think he like 80% of his body was burned yeah skin graft and they thought he would never No kidding. When was that plane crash? That's years ago. Yeah, yeah. It was a while ago. Early 2000s, I think. He, like 80% of his body was burned. Yeah, skin graft. And they thought he would never, like. He had to have an entire skin graft, jet fuel soaked onto his foot. Lost all his people.

Yeah, yeah. That's terrible. Best friend, best friend passed. It was a really horrific thing. Yeah, sounds it. It's so sad. Yeah. It's crazy.

Damn, tragedy. No. Juliet and Jake. No. Would y'all have done this one if I wasn't here? Probably not. I mean, Jake has a fight in a week. He's in the news.

Okay, I was just curious. Did you ever miss Jake? Yeah, do you ever lay in bed and just think about him? I could see these two lasting. Yeah, I mean, this is the thing at hand, and I never want to, you know. You think think they last i guess i just see social media stuff and i feel like they're beefing every other like i feel like they've been through though stuff i feel like they've been through a lot yeah she like they're obviously very in love and you know okay their posts are

very cute and like maybe i misspoke yeah i i just don't i don't like speaking on it like any one of my exes Really like new Because it's just like You know But you That marriage is fake Right Tana

The marriage Absolutely Like you know Like reality television Bullshit But I also was like I was also very caught up in it Like in that world

You know what I mean For like with Jake But there were real feelings there Like At least on my end I never want to speak for him okay yeah okay fair oh you kind of gave it away no i love when anyone else is getting violated but me thank god we moved on nessa and josh look at that photo yeah look at us youngins nessa and josh i Josh. Josh, I saw this TikTok the other day.

It was a three-minute or two. It wasn't a 15-seconder. It wasn't a 60-seconder. And it was all these photos of you guys and all these really cute sentiments that you had both said about each other like mashed up into one audio. And it was the first time

because I didn't know either one of you really then, like at all. And I didn't know anything about your relationship other than the occasional like alex warren vlog clip or something yeah and it was the first time i'd ever heard you guys speak about each other and i was like damn damn yeah i mean that was kind of bff like right right when it started nessa came on and i mean she was like a super shy girl, really. Like she was understated, whispering. I think she hates us now, right, Austin? Yeah, I don't think she's super happy with us. Yeah, she doesn't like us very much.

I just think that she's going through a bunch, obviously, right now. And it's like it's shitty to add the social media drama onto everything. That was mature and awesome. That was mature and awesome of you, Josh Slay. Thanks. Well, it's his girlfriend, so I hope so. It's not my girlfriend, guys. Fuck it.

Avani and Anthony. Yes, they're gonna get married. I'm gonna be the best man. Josh is fucking pissed now. I wanted to be happy for this one when it came up, but now I'm in a pissing mood. But yes, I will be your best man, Anthony. I feel like we see this picture of him

in this red suit every time and every time I'm like that's a fire suit dude is he ever a good dresser man he styled me for the 70s party I know the David party I was styled by Anthony all you had to do was go into his closet you look sick Josh you should have been

born in the 70s honestly Josh that should be I saw you at the David party and I was like damn okay Josh I think that should be your style who is david what's the david party david dobrik oh david dobrik's back having parties huh yeah you know it was actually pretty sick i got to introduce andre drummond onto the stage to rap that was pretty cool the basketball player yep he was there and we like hung out for a bit like took photos of you. He asked to come on the podcast. They were like, yeah, it would be cool to come on the podcast. But yeah, it was pretty cool.

All right. That's all the news we have. Tana, I don't know. Obviously, first of all, I'll say this. According to this, your dizzy wine, which I didn't trash them. I trashed you. Seems to be going really well. I give it five more. I trashed you. Seems to be going really well.

I was like, I give it five more minutes. It's fun. It's great. I mean, I love it. I love it. But we're curating another flavor right now, and I'm stoked to expand the brand. It's white wine right now. It's sparkling white wine.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. It's good. It's yummy. Oh, I love you. Yeah, I like it. We had a night at my house. I forgot about that, where we oh we were blacked out yeah i remember we posted all the or we made all these tiktoks deleted all of them i watched the drafts the next day and i was like god damn my isn't that the day that was that that's the day i kissed bryce yeah yeah yeah yeah oh it

happened in my house yeah we went somewhere else after but i think it yeah yeah yeah um it's tana's fault yeah i i believe it dizzy wine got me a little dizzy couldn't make good decisions they get you fucked up they do they do i haven't had one yet it's like you you told tmz tana you want to be married with kids in five years honestly i i just turned 24 um a couple weeks ago. And Kylie's 24, man. She's a fucking billionaire. She's got two fucking kids. She's madly in love. I'm down for it.

24 is so young, though. I don't know. My parents growing up were really old. And it made me, I think, want to be a young parent. Me too. I mean, it's like a lot of the reasoning as well for not having kids young might be financial instability or it might be, you know, not feeling like you've had enough experience. And I feel like I can check those off. I don't know, though.

But I'm not. I mean, at the same time, I'm not with anyone. And, you know, it's, you know, so I don't know. I feel like I don't even want to be married until 30. When's the last time you dated somebody who wasn't in your world who was just like for lack of better words like a civilian a normal person normie um it's it's been a really long time i'm kind of trying that right now that era though i think that that is like it's it could be good for me i'm the most like level-headed and not you know what i mean like

in that in the like tapped in mentally like i don't i don't need to clout farm i feel like in a relationship yeah i remember you taught me that term i feel like i've heard it a lot more but you were the first person i ever introduced that harry jowsey taught me that term um but yeah it's i don't know it could be cool a normal relationship at david's the other day there was like every famous person there ever and i was thinking to myself i was like 18 year old me would have been freaking thriving right now i would have been like and i'm gonna fuck you right now and i'm gonna date you later and you know what i mean i'll see you like i would but lately it's kind of like i don't know for me at least it's like anyone in this world it's like i i i've either been there done that or i know

them or like it's the same person in a different format. So a normal person could hit. Civilian. You're a canceled podcast. Done, right? We decided to part ways, but I'm now working on a new podcast with Jeff, maybe Mike, maybe Brooke in the mix there. And I'm stoked. I I love talking long form I love

I love podcasting I love this shit I've been doing my Spotify show now um which is kind of like a weekly show for an hour so it gives the same energy um yeah I talked to Brooke briefly about doing a podcast with her she told me she was like Dave said that I could have a barstool show. I was laughing because I was like, he would never offer me that because he wouldn't show up. He knows me. I said that to her, but we haven't moved because she tweeted out his barstool hiring.

And we had stuff going on our end, but she didn't really follow through with any of the things. She's in a really new like super happy cute relationship and you know he's a touring musician and he's about a tour of the world so that's kind of why we well i don't i don't want to say that's why we haven't like done anything yet but i mean like she's about to do that so i think she wants to be able to kind of do things here and there but i also don't want to speak for i don't know but i think brooke wants a podcast yeah she's coming on my podcast tomorrow or the next day so plan brian yes i'm like i'm gonna come on oh you

want to come on yeah okay come on soon that's fun yeah um she asked me first though just saying brooke is so talented and she's she's she's awesome i think you should give her a barstool podcast and then i'll be like a recurring once in a while guest and then that leaves the pressure off of me to ever piss off portnoy again yeah i know i think that ship has sailed we talked about barstool podcast and then i'll be like a recurring one guest and then that leaves the pressure off of me to ever piss off portnoy again yeah i know i think that ship has sailed we talked about i don't even know if the ship was ever docked well no not yours the other one okay i think you're saying she's probably right busy with something um but i think who knows dave that that would be a sleigh for you i think to have a brook podcast on barstool yeah but it and this isn't her like

i was like well send me a uh like a demo and i'll listen to it and that was i don't know two months ago so no demo oh so it doesn't matter if it's the greatest demo of all time i like it's just as important to show that you really really want want a podcast because for us, at least what she tells me. And, you know, online, like I know I just posted or someone posted that Jeff and I were podcasting and she commented like R.I.P. Like we talk about it. She I know she really wants one. And I want I like I want her to do it. I think Brooke is so good at like podcasting.

So, I mean, I don't know. I didn't know what your messages were. I just she just told me that. Yeah, no, I was interested for a time. listened to some i thought she's good uh i think that is there anything else am i missing anything with your life that you want to promote or say or anything i don't think so wow i'm honestly first of all if that's like that's cool because i i thought i thought dave was gonna lay into me and um i already laid into you yeah i guess that's true you kind of you kind of got it all out that day um anything of my life i'm working on a bunch of stuff i'm about to

come out with a weed line called tanabas and i'm stoked for tanabas to be everywhere and that type of stuff i don't i don't know i'm shooting reality television again so just pray for my well-being but what is that? I'm doing a couple different things and potential shows and shows and stuff right now, but I don't know how much I can talk about it, but one that's centered around my agency, Unruly and all of us, and the only fans of it all,

and that's been fun. We've been shooting for that, and then maybe a little docu-series thing again, and then I just got a dating show like solidified offer but I don't know how much I want to go on my too hot to handle love island type of shit that you know I feel like I've done that in real life

and you got a lot you got a lot of shit going on oh yeah you know 10 a shit booked and busy well I'm glad we patched it up glad you came on thank you for having me. I think it's a very funny episode for me to have chosen to be on. There's a lot of stuff going on in the news right now,

but I'm just happy it's not about me. Yeah, you were pretty neutral like I thought you'd be, but for sure this is the most headlines we've had in quite a while. I'm Switzerland for sure. I'm going to start saying that shit. Fuck yeah. Thank you for having me, though, and being so awesome, Dave. I'm mean we can

be friends yeah same all right that's tana that's bffs that's the episode sweet bye guys slay girl queen pussy bosses