BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - JOSH RICHARDS ADDRESSES BREAKUP RUMORS — BFFs EP. 178

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

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Raising Cane's across your social media channels channels one love satisfies your canes fix today there really is no other option i think my new setup kind of shits on your guys's setup i'm getting there i've got something now yeah you have a good setup josh uh brie brie looks like she's on mr rogers and this is my setup i I like my setup. Well, Dave, yours is original. You've had your setup. You know what I mean? Yeah, right.

So it's like a familiar place. Well, I just moved into this house, and it's yellow. I didn't pick the yellow. I'm painting it. Good decision. Good decision. Yellow's kind of sweet. You look crazy right now with that background and a cat on your lap why sure you you definitely

look like you kill people kind of yeah like what or i look welcoming like welcome to my yellow moment you look like like you like one you're about to swivel around in the chair with the evil cat like a rogue plant in the background okay you guys are out of control this is a nice cat and i'm a nice girl uh nice people nice people never have to it's just giving you crazy cat lady vibes yeah yeah i cringed when i saw this first headline taylor swift versus billy eilish i didn't know that i i remember vaguely billy eilish maybe took a shot at taylor for something i don't remember what it was but in april all right, let's read it. In April video, in April during an interview about sustainability, Billy Eilish made a comment

on artists who released different variants of the same album, this is what I remember, are extremely wasteful and use it up, use it to up the sales numbers and profit on the album as part of systematic blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah recent interview billy also doing said doing a three-hour show is literally psychotic and nobody wants that after fans asked her to perform all of her albums at outland concert 2023 billy said she respects artists like taylor and beyonce for doing so now okay so what's the beef then i don't know yeah what's the beef well it's new like she just came out with that clip of her saying that doing the three-hour sets is psychotic and nobody wants that and it's clearly everyone's saying a shot at taylor swift and people are like what the fuck why why she's

first of all everybody wants it it was like the most well that's desired ticket or ticket everyone yeah i get you not liking it and not wanting it but by her saying everyone doesn't want it is just kind of like come on well it's idiotic like all of her fans if you told her fans she'd she'd sing her entire catalog and then just sing it again they'd stay and be just excited for song 192 as song two. So I don't know. I've never had a problem with Billie Eilish, but it seems like I have a problem with Billie Eilish now because of, I guess. No, I have no problem.

I love Billie Eilish. I'm not going to say I don't like her, but this is just, I don't care about this feud. She's creeping on the shit list is what you're saying. She's very talented. Her brother's Phineas, right? Talented family. Is Ferb a close relation probably then?

Do you think Ferb's probably a close relation? Like the third sibling? Maybe. The long lost brother. He doesn't get talked about as much. He doesn't talk much. It's billy phineas and ferb there's all there's always in a lot of famous families there's always the delinquent the ferb yeah that's ferb he doesn't say much he's got he doesn't talk he like never talks to the man

the videos eli payton yep and then the kid who's at texas um arch archie and then there's a fourth that yeah well they have a it's billy it's billy phineas furb and then they have their older sister candace too there was all there was what was um who's the guy who got in trouble for shooting somebody with a gun on film uh Dr. Doofenshmirtz? No. I don't know who that is. No, that's close. Baldwin.

Spielberg. Baldwin. The Baldwins. Alec. There's Alec. Billy. And then there was the third that was always not talked about. But maybe it's Haley's dad?

I think it is Haley's dad. I think it is Haley's dad. I think you're right. Yeah. The nod talks about when it ended up being Haley's dad. And she ended up having Justin Bieber's baby. Yup. It's crazy in her belly. Yeah.

Uh, Northwest. We're looking at cartoons i didn't think we were gonna even show this i thought we thought maybe he would catch on i thought he was gonna catch on as well but he did not so it's a cartoon you were talking about well yeah i was making a joke i didn't think it was gonna carry for as long as it did but phineas and ferb is like one of the most popular child cartoons probably i never heard um yeah and at least for like my generation i would say breeze like everyone knows nobody knows in my generation who phineas and ferb is those are do you know who like bugs bunny is of course looney tunes was one

of my favorite shows growing up so So what cartoons would I know that you wouldn't know? Do you know like Wile E. Coyote? 100%. Heard of it. Or like Woody the Woodpecker? Yeah. That's a good ride at Disney. Okay. Yeah, I didn't know those two.

Well, yeah, I was a little joky. I'm glad you guys are. There's no Ferb. There's no Ferb. There's no Ferb. They don't have a brother or sister. Candace is actually another character. Dr. Doofenshmirtz. But you kept giving us ammo to like reply with those. Yeah, I was like, ammo?

I thought we were having a real conversation. I thought we were intellectual. I'm like, oh, I brought that to a good place. Like real brothers with delinquent brothers. I didn't know we were just making up fake names. And how would I if I've never heard of Ferb? And the way real names if they got their name in the kids phineas like verb is certainly uh right it's in the ballpark yeah for sure for sure for sure yeah that was good you took advantage of you and i'm sorry i'm trying to think of other cartoons that

you may not they even have cartoons like when you're of course oh the fuck kind of question is that do they have cartoons yeah i think probably all the most faint like you know like mickey mouse and yeah uh ben and jerry do you guys know ben jerry tom and jerry tom and jerry tom and jerry i love tom and jerry yeah i was gonna say that's i was like do they make an ice cream about the cartoon after so you know all my cartoons. I think so, just because they were probably still on TV and like, stuff like that when I was younger watching cable. I think what was development, like, was that, was that Ferb guy? Is that like a kind of wise-ass cartoon?

They're kind of shit. a kind of wise-ass cartoon um they're kind of like there's like that there's a lot of now like the beavis and butthead maybe started it where they're like almost adult cartoons no no no no no this is like two kids that like it's all about summer vacation and they have they're like two genius kids that always are like saving the world it's crazy things no it's actually pretty great it's pretty great um okay moving on from fake shit then northwest divides the internet after a lion king performance northwest 10 now i'm not gonna trash northwest i don't like his parents that's fine northwest 10 had the honor of performing as young simba that's nepotism during the lion king's 30th anniversary concert

at hollywood bowl that's being filmed of big time nepotism for the lion king's 30th anniversary concert at hollywood bowl that's being filmed of big-time nepotism for disney plus northwest performed alongside stars jennifer hudson the original timon from lion king movie nathan lane billy eichner all right let's see the performance i'll give an honest to god first of all i saw a quick clip of it i thought it's just his high school play or his elementary school play. It's legit. Okay. Disgusting. Horrible.

Oh, this is bad. Yeah, I don't want to shit on a kid, but wow, she's not giving Hollywood. She's not giving Broadway. Oh, this is sub kid. Kim Kardashian's a rat for letting her kid do this. Also, Dave, look at her outfit. There's no way in hell that was the original outfit Simba was supposed to wear in this. No, look at everyone else.

They have, like, ears and stuff on. Yeah. So people paid money for this shit? Yeah. Awful. And again, it's not the kid's fault, but have some self-respect to trot your kid out there with not a speck of talent on this grand stage trying to honor one of the great movies of all time, and you just nepotism baby your kid to the front.

Is it he or she it's she's a girl yeah she embarrassed herself with not being able to carry a carry a vocal cord not her fault but no i saw the clip and thought it was her own elementary school so i didn't really think yeah yeah i didn't know it was this yeah no that's crazy. That is crazy to be like breaking the fourth wall too while you're performing and like laughing at like clearly like audience members. And it's a wild move. And like, do you know how many little kids

probably spent so much time auditioning, working hard, like going on Broadway, like flying to Hollywood to get the audition. And then little miss Kim waltz in and North gets the part and it would be fine maybe if she crushed it but it's it's just not living up to the

she's not ready for it she doesn't have an ounce of talent she should just practice more maybe work her way up there maybe she should have just painted set design yeah they have trees too people play trees in the back that's a good point everyone needs to have a tree that's somebody's i was a tree and just be like i

get whatever i want at all times doesn't matter if i deserve it shame uh the new top 10 and i wanted i was rooting for her i want that on the record i wanted her because i don't want to you can't control who you're born to. It's not her fault who she's born to. Right, right. And it's almost not her fault. What's a little kid going to be like? You want to star in this?

No, of course you'd say yes. It's on the parents to have an ounce of respect. Yeah. The new top 10 A-list movie stars. Hollywood Reporter published an article in the new A-list with the top 10 young movie stars. Here they go uh awesome brother timothy chamolet jacob alorty paul mescal jenna artoria glenn powell florence pew city sweeney anna taylor joy zendaya this is a powerful list yeah

i have no problems with it i didn't know anna joy was and i just saw her picture i know who she is that's a great list maybe I think Tom Holland is the only one missing who'd you say Josh I said Tom Holland but he's not really in like the movie syndicate right now you know what I mean it seems like he hasn't had a new movie in the last like year or two so who's this guy

who is yeah Timothy Chalamet isn't that new either though who's top right guy that's Paul Meul mezcal he is awesome he's fucking incredible oh i thought they met the guy i thought they were talking about somebody he i don't know you you were thinking of pedro pesca yes yeah but he's not he's not young he's not a young movie star what about hallie bailey though she was ariel that's a good point that's

i feel like it's a pretty white list there's what you mean like like cut like skin color wise yeah well today is not white right danielle um daniel kaluuya like he's kind of i guess jenna ortega jenna ortega isn't white right no i know but there's just two. Yeah, but who would you say? I don't think. Well, I think Halle Bailey. Yeah, but I don't think she's bigger than any of the women on this list.

But maybe she could be in front of, like, not be in Timothee Chalamet's spot because he's not new, like Josh said. Didn't they do, like, five and five or no? But this is, I don't think the list says new. Oh, it is new A-list. It is new A-list. It like five and five or no? But this is, it's, I don't think the list says new. Oh, it is new. A list. It is new. A list.

It's five and five. So I think she'd have to beat a woman. Like Florence Pugh. Isn't new. She's been crushing forever, but I think they're, they're hot right now. I think is what's going on.

Right? Like Florence Pugh did just had dune, which was mad. I mean, yeah, there's a lot of dunes in here. Yeah. Timothy Chalamet, Austinler's been in a bunch of films glenn powell's done a bunch of films jacob alorti's salt burn euphoria he's doing everything we have a lot of lists we have a lot

of lists where like the it's a shit list i you i have no complaints with this list yeah i think this is pretty good they're all yeah there's like there's like two or three people that maybe you could swap swap in and out but what is glenn powell like glenn powell's not young though oh not young right isn't this like everyone else comparatively on this yeah but i don't know top 10 young yeah i mean i don't know i feel like he stands out he's young like that much different than awesome balter age i don't think Glenn Powell's that much different than Austin Butler age. I don't think any of their ages are that far off. Yeah, maybe I just think Glenn Powell's older because he looks older. Well, he is older.

He's 35. And Austin Butler's 32. Okay, good point. Great point by Dave. I didn't know that he was that old, Austin Butler. Timothee Chalamet's on the younger end, though, right? Like 27? Yeah. Timothee Chalamet's like 27 younger end though, right? Like 27? Yeah. Timothee Chalamet is like 27, 28?

Yeah. To be an A-list Hollywood star, definitely. Yeah. I thought he was like 40. I also think 30 though, 33, 35 isn't that old in like an acting career. In any career. Like 45 is the new like. They have like 35-year-olds play high schoolers in movies.

For real. A lot of people like get their start then. Like I feel like that's when people start to break out and start to like get i agree so yeah uh new york beaches are america's french for this was a crazy tweet i i comment i don't know if anyone else is talking i was just scrolling uh and i'm in miami it's hot but this picture from the the mayor eric adams being like, New York City's beaches are a French Riviera. They're officially open for everyone to enjoy. Grab your towel, sunscreen, because summer vacation of your dreams, just a subway right away. It looks like those Asian wave pools, you know, when it's just like you can't move.

It's like body to body. Yeah, that does not look appealing at all. That looks like hell on earth. Yeah. It looks like I'm battling for a spot to put my beach chair down. Yeah, you're getting stepped on and like everyone's like sweating on you. Yeah. The Asian wave pool.

Oh my gosh. How do you get out of that? Oh, a nightmare that's like that's a year i didn't know i had that's got to be a drowning issue yeah someone's got to drown every time i maybe they just keep going because if you fall under you're you're cooked you can't come back up right right no one's giving you the spot either it's like no i've linked with someone else now yeah you gotta get in the front like hours before like a concert for one of those wave pools nuts um apple music's best 100 albums we talked about this a little last week apple music released their the rest their top 100 albums all the time

the miseducation of lauren hill uh came in at number one wow huh i guess i'm not educated enough on that me too i know the fujis i think the fujis could be like the fujis are fucking amazing with lauren hill uh wyclef john like they that's like a top 10 album to me um prince beyonce stevie wonder stevie wonder the beatles the only iris have two albums on the list lady gaga's the fame mazda came at 89 deep drakes take care came at 47 taylor swift 1989 came in at 18 okay okay lemonade at 10 no no definitely not lemonade was a good song the rest of the album sucked uh never mind nirvana yes back to black amy winehouse i can live with that i guess i don't know if it's that good. I don't know. Good kid, Kendrick Lamar.

I'm reading down. Six songs in the key of life. Stevie Wonder. I don't know what's in there. I assume it's great. Blonde, Frank Ocean. Don't know. Purple Rain, Prince and the Revolution.

Yes. Abbey Road, The Beatles. I don't like The Beatles, but I get it. Thriller, Michael Jackson. Yes. Miss Education of Lauren Hill. Might have to go listen to that album. Seriously. Yeah, I'm definitely going to after

blonde being number five is pretty sick frank ocean fox yeah i i wouldn't have expected it to be number five but there's so many songs on it where it's like you listen to them they're always going to be good if you just listen to that album it's like oh unreal injected into me it's so good game time did you know that you can get tickets to see justin timberlake or bryson till alive in new york right now for only 66 bucks i didn't even know timberlake was torn that's right with game time the official ticketing partner barcelo sports shouldn't have to worry about when you buy tickets your next big event game time is a fast and easy way to buy tickets to all sports music comedy and theater events near you that flash deals for sudden discount zone deals for when

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this could be crazy for the past few months streamer vitality has been teaming with up teaming up with other streamers celebrities to catch predators or live streaming is catching predators series similar to how to catch a predator i used to watch that show how to catch a predator then something else something ended up happening with chris hansen right not like tax fraud or something yeah but when you get you when you're the to catch a predator guy you can't get any sort of trouble because you automatically assume wait he was he ended up being a predator that's what i am yeah even if he did right even if i don't think they were i don't think he was but he definitely did something wrong but like you got to be squeaky clean when you're the to catch a predator guy 100 percent 100 percent also larson larson i feel

like these streamers aren't really qualified to be catching predators someone's gonna end up someone's gonna end up dying yeah like i just have you guys seen this i've seen clips of it there was already a clip where someone got knocked out because like it's almost like a bystander came by and just like knocked out the predator like the predator which you know fair not yeah why is this it but like predator you also don't want to have like just like with allegedly Space Jam producer Herschel Watt. Oh, this is a different guy.

It's not the Space Jam producer. I don't believe but the Space Jam older He was praying to God. He's KO'd. He is KO'd. I mean, yeah, your predator get punched but like

I don't understand any of this i told you aiden ross asked me to go on his thing i got i didn't even know you know who i got dm from i think it was real that guy neon he's like you want to do whatever they do it's like do i look like i want to do that shit i want you to go on kai's stream i don't think i do that either i haven't been invited i'm not a stream guy i feel like that's the old man comes in to do a stream thing and next thing you know i get swatted that's what i'm pretty sure happens if kevin hart kevin hart just did one with kai it was so funny i feel like you would be great on stream because it's like but there's certain people you should go and do that and certain people you shouldn't like i wouldn't go on neo like if i was you i would be fine for you the neon or aid and you're gonna end

up doing some sort of bit thing where you don't want to be in there yeah but i think kai would i think kai would be chill like or like it would be more something that you would be able to go and not feel like you're getting like put into a bit yeah like i i wait for like that little kid to come out and like smash me and then have this bodyguard beat me up. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah. That'd be a tough one. Like, hey, I just spit in your face.

Now you're going to be like, why'd you do that? Now my bodyguard smashes you. I feel like you would end up walking away from those streams, like midstream you just had to be. Yeah, I think that would be. It's like constantly I'm being made fun of in a way i don't even understand what's happened right right right right right right cons security guard gets aggressive with attendees a con security guard canes cons uh it's like cane i think it's right yeah cons okay con is film fest i think it's called cons cans i think the s is silent can can can

canes just let's go by guys let's just go by let's security part initially went viral for having an altercation with kelly roland after that incident viral other videos of the security guard began emerging were rushing people upstairs to be overly touchy at the french film festival it's been alleged that the festival is strict about who can pose on the stairs, that brands will pay to close the stairs down if they invite these, be the only ones who can take pictures there. All right, let's see the incident. what's this lady at the end oh she wants that picture so bad is that jesus christ yeah i think so i don't know this man

it seems like they're being more physical with her than she is with them right i would be irate like the kelly role and that would make me mad too but clearly i don't know where she's going but clearly she was instructed to act like this i guess say like I was going to say, like, it's her job. She was told if you're not allowed to take a picture on the stairs, you have to escort the person up the stairs. This cat's really making you look nuts. Dude, no, it's not. The way it's just jumping around on you.

It loves me. It's my cat. And you're just like, hmm. It's probably just like, dot, nine, one. All right. Chipotle has a new phone rule. So I've seen this. If you go to Chipotle, you take your phone out. They put all the meat in it. Chipotle. Chipotle, dude.'ve seen this if you go to chipotle you take your phone out they

put all the meat chipotle chipotle dude there's no way you actually say chipotle everyone over 40 says chipotle we've did this we've done this i said how i say it all right we're just gonna leave it we'll leave it this is kind of cool though i guess just check take your phone yeah because they've been they they uh i i've heard so much bad shit about chipotle what do you want me to call it chipotle whatever do you that i was paying attention at their stock price stock price through through the roof so i don't believe any of the negative shit um new dating series virgin island hulu is casting for new reality series called virgin island we're stunningly attracted confident singles who have never had

sex seek to change that obvious question how do you how do you measure it how do you know that they've never had sex yeah this is this this show so everyone's lying is all everyone's lying everyone's lying who openly goes on a show that about sex and having sex if they've never had sex i feel like you're usually a pretty sexually active person when you go on one of these shows, right? Totally. And usually hot people, I'm just going to say, are fucking, yeah. Yeah.

Tentibo is like the only exception, but supposedly he had anal and he didn't count that. Oh, maybe these are all anal people. Maybe. I think that counts, by the way, but whatever. Right, right, right. That to me is you're having sex. What do you think about soaking, Dave? Yeah, I think that counts, by the way, but whatever. Right, right, right. That to me is you're having sex. What do you think about soaking, Dave? Yeah, I think that counts.

I think it counts, too. Yeah, it's penetration. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Mantro's local government who made him put a fence up? A seaside California resident was ordered to put up a six-foot-tall fence so his boat wasn't visible from the street to comply with code.

The manager said he'd been parking his boat there for years put up fence had his artistic neighbor paint a photorealistic mural of his boat on the fence other neighbors are reportedly falling so i love that move yeah that's an awesome move that's an awesome move and it makes sense like who fucking cares um yeah what so they can look at a fence or look at a boat i know what's the difference you still see the top of the boat too and it doesn't look like it's like who fucking cares um yeah what so they can look at a fence or look at a boat i know what's the difference you still see the top of the boat too and it doesn't look like it's like a trash boat that's like rusting away on his driveway it looks like this guy's taking the boat it looks like it's yeah it looks nice wedding champagne spray goes viral and brian grumer going viral

after the groom purposely sprayed champagne all over his nude wife does divide the internet on whether or not the bride was enjoying the shower. I guess let's watch this champagne shower. Oh, beautiful. That's Lake Como. I think he just got a little excited. Spray him! No, spray Cole! Spray Cole!

Spray Cole! Spray Cole! Get him now! This wedding's not going to last. It seems like there was no care. The marriage has nothing. It's dead. No, no, no, no spark. Nothing.

That's too bad. I don't know that she was unhappy, but those two. That's sad. Best of luck. Best of luck to them. Cassie responds to the Diddy Hotel video. Okay. I'm sure she thanked everyone

for having her support like what okay yeah that's a horrible video you don't have to like come out and say anything and relive it it was for so long ago for it to like come out she's probably like finally letting it go with her new husband and stuff nikki minaj was arrested in amsterdam nikki minaj was fined arrest at the airport and i'm suspicious of exporting soft drugs meaning minaj had pre-rolls in her bag was detained for six hours causing her to miss her manchester show she went on instagram live during the arrest claiming people were paid big money to sabotage her tour she was arrested arrested after all else failed and what was done to her was illegal i don't necessarily know the laws in amsterdam like i thought you could do whatever the fuck you want i thought

yeah i thought like all drugs were legal in amsterdam sex drugs rock and roll isn't that i'm pretty sure it's their motto drugs brie just admitted it she buys drugs in amsterdam all no i bought shrooms there what like it legal. I went into the store. You can purchase stuff there. You can't bring it in from planes. Yeah. That's crazy. That seems...

I one time had that, like, an overzealous pilot. I had chocolate. What did I have? It was a private flight to Massachusetts. Weed. The weed's legal. I didn't get arrested but but he found it yeah did so he searched your bags i was like yeah when do go through bags i've never heard of a pilot i thought yeah this was an overzealous pilot this

guy thought he was fucking top gun or something i don't know what he was doing right the the actually private charter company apologized to me after it's like that's the point to have to fly private this guy just like something he's ready to go you know you find like over aggressive substitute teachers sometimes like right right right right right this this person was like gonna do the fa rules to the to the hilt maybe that's what nikki minaj ran into i wouldn't really even look at you and be like i gotta search this guy's back no no but that would be uh profiling brie so true true probably shouldn't do that sean kingston was arrested at the house raid sean kingston was arrested in california on fraud theft charges after the swat raid his florida mansion where

his mother was arrested kingston allegedly failed to pay for luxury items his mother is allegedly wrapped up in bank fraud the attorney represented an individual allegedly suing kingston says kingston used a script to lure people that includes him boasting about working with justin bieber who he collaborated with on eenie meenie in 2010 if i saw this right like someone gave him like a free huge tv because he said he was gonna get beaver to like work with him on a song which honestly you deserve to get your tv taken if like you believe that i don't know to it sean kingston had sean kingston was just asking for a t like he needed a tv though sean kingston's had a wild life he was like fire have some Sean Kinks. And then he got that. Like, he like ran his jet ski into like, didn't he like almost die in a jet ski accident? He was doing some crazy shit on a jet ski.

I think. I think he went into like a jump or something. And like, he was almost died. And now he kind of seems like he kind of seems too big to be doing tricks on a jet ski. I don't know if there's like... Can someone look that up? Yeah, near-death experience on a jet ski. Thank you.

I didn't know. Yeah, wow. That's not funny. But he's fine. He's back. He just needs a TV. Yeah, he's not fine. Yeah, he's being swatted.

Oh, well, that stinks. But he's alive. He is alive. He's kicking. Viral bagel boss guy gets in a fight at casino. This guy who went super viral before. I haven't seen this.

Oh, he's back? Yeah, I guess he's back. What? What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing? AHHHHHH! You guys pull me again! You're too hot for the fucking water! Put your hands on him! Fucking fuck! Touch me again! I'll knock you right out!

I swear to god you pull your hands! The kicks! You pull me a two-thirty to fucking one! You can harass me! Put your hands on him! Put your hands on me more! Put your hands on me more! Oh my god! I like Bagel Boss guy. He's just like, ah.

He's so little. Yeah, you can't even fight back. It feels wrong. It it's like you just see him and you're kind of like it doesn't matter how mad or like vicious or cruel he makes me laugh he's like bagel boss guy it doesn't matter that he's not a good guy it's yeah funny you see him and you're like him like even i'm like oh no not bagel boss guy and then i saw him like oh where have you been bagel boss guy and then i saw him like oh where have you been bagel boss guy well i've been missing you i've been missing you that that was like that was the laziest punch i've ever seen someone make that was like a backhand like punches for the face and he just starts kicking him oh that's hilarious

reminds me of like an angry leprechaun taiga and travis scott got into a fight taiga and travis scott was spotting a fight at kane's after party police told uh paid six models were flying everywhere someone got hit with an ice bucket the internet believes the two fighting uh over their shared ex kylie jenner reports they otherwise said travis scott was allegedly looking for a fight with anybody I haven't seen any videos are there any videos I don't think they'd fight over Kylie Kylie like who cares they're not the Kylie's happy with Timothy I can't even tell who's who in this video.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You want to take that shit outside? Take that shit outside. But respect me. Who was saying respect me? Fighting is so embarrassing. Like, grow up. Why are people fist fighting?

Who said respect me? The DJ? Whoever was performing. i don't know who it was it seems like they both weren't performing they were just their support and someone it wasn't that wasn't like a crazy fight a lot of pushing and shoving but yeah it's uh crazy there were models were flying around where they just toss them at each other i saw one model did get tossed. Like, behind stage with them. There's probably models everywhere. Just getting fucking... Because it was a tossed...

Like, they were kind of... It was like a push. The pushing. Yeah. I bet you the models probably took the brunt of the entire fight. Yeah. Because their bodies were getting cushioned, being thrown into all these models.

You know what I mean? Jeez. Drake raps over his diss track. Okay. The BBL Jersey. Sexy Red's fucking everywhere. Everywhere, man. I love her.

I love her so much. She's killing the game right now. I don't even know who she is. I mean, I do, but where'd she come from? Is she a rapper? She's a rapper. She's been around for a while, but right now she's really, really hot.

Why? Her music? Yeah, her music is just like dude she got super famous from my coochie pink my booty hole brown and everyone was like what the fuck she's like what i thought everyone's booty hole was brown and she just makes like funny songs but they're also bangers and kind of like with nikki minaj and she does a lot of collabs she was with like drake and stuff so yeah like whenever i see her she's with Nicki Minaj. And she does a lot of collabs. She was with Drake and stuff. Yeah, whenever I see her, she's with other people.

It's not her own shit. No, she has a lot of her own songs, too. Okay. All right. John Summit exposes Walmart. John Summit. A man texts John Summit saying he was in Vegas, hooked up with a girl who knew John Summit. Wait.

A man texted John Summit saying he was in Vegas and hooked up with a girl who knew John Summit. The man said she hooked up with him because she thought he looked like a Walmart version of John Summit. John Summit posted his text with Walmart John Summit on his Instagram story, followed up with screenshots of Walmart Summit panicking because he has a girlfriend. John Summit told Walmart Summit he made his bed. Now he has to lie in it. I was watching this real time.

I was just looking at John Summit's story because I follow him. And I was like, I can't believe what I'm seeing. It was awesome. John Summitt's the man for doing this. Question. How does Walmart John Summitt have the real John Summitt's phone number? So this girl, he got it from the girl he hooked up with, I think. And she had John Summitt's number and was like, you kind of look like John Summitt.

number it was like you kind of look like john summit so i'm gonna text john summit saying he was in vegas hooked up with a girl who knew the man said she hooked up with him that's what i'm assuming so the girl had already hooked up with the real john summit and then hooked up no she didn't say she hooked up with him well how would she have his number she knew she knows him you don't have to hook up they probably have their number they probably hooked up dave they probably hooked up well but you're saying that then the girl hooked up with the guy who looks like him that's why i'm saying she wanted to because why would she hook up with the walmart version if why would she have a real one why would she have his number maybe that she went to one of his shows and then got his numbers and then it never happened let's not be naive dude what do you mean maybe they never that's you sound so stupid right now you haven't gotten girls numbers

that you want to hook up with but it fell through you've hooked up with every person's number you've ever gotten no i'm not i well i let me no i guess no but i don't think I've ever had a girl give me her number. And then she's like, I hooked up with like a guy who looks like you. Yeah, but it's John summit. Like he probably got 40 girls numbers one night and then he hooked up with the one he wanted to.

And then this girl's probably obsessed with John summit. John summit's given his number out to 40 girls. I don't think it's like an irresponsible move. I don't think i don't like i don't really give out my phone number that readily no yeah i feel like if you're giving i just feel like if you're giving your number to a chick you're interested you've taken it out of the dms you've taken out of the dms you've taken out of that place you're probably hooking up yeah just because why would she you're more careful with your guys i'm not saying they didn't want

to hook up but i'm saying it they didn't want to hook up, but I'm saying it probably didn't happen. And she was like, well, the best I can do is Walmart. But there's a little more to the conversation because it was just a nobody like John. What is this? People are running with us. I don't know how this is happening.

It's Brie. He was actually doing a thumbs up when she was doing her hand motions. Yeah, because subconsciously, I think they probably hooked up because john summit the real one got pretty invested in this story yeah yeah yeah why is he so interested in this just some random girl who got his number when he was giving it out that's funny if someone texted you dave and was like dude i just i just fucked this girl because i slightly looked like you you would think this is hilarious i'll tell you what i do brie i would say let me see the guy and then i'd be the either you insulted me or that's a great compliment exactly but you might screenshot and

be like wow good compliment this guy's handsome i won't start doing yeah i do agree that it is funny either way it's funny and if it did if it did happen to guarantee john does anyone have his info john summit no no no not me personally no no does he follow any of our accounts just dm be like did you fuck that girl in the story i bet he did you want me to ask him we follow each other yes yep please okay Let's see. Another question. Who is John Summit? He's a DJ. You don't know who John Summit is? Not a clue. That's crazy. Josh doesn't like that type of music. He's a DJ.

He's like one of the most popular DJs. Shout out my homie John. He's like a pro DJ. Shout out to Summit. Wait, what am I asking him? Did you fuck that girl in the story? Dave says yes. And you can say Josh says yes too. Give your phone number out like, hey am I asking him? Did you fuck that girl in the story? We're on BFF. Dave says yes. And you can say Josh says yes too. Oh, you just give your phone number out?

Like, hey, I'm DJ and the whole booth have my phone number. I don't think so. That's Mike's case. But what if he's like, I don't even know who this girl is that he's talking about? Did you hook up with the girl? Well, then how is the girl texting? John Walmart. How would she have his number then?

Yeah, exactly. He has to know her. He has to know her. Something he did. Yeah. What do you mean? How is he? What girl are you talking?

The girl who texted you. The girl didn't text him. Huh? The guy texted him. The guy texted John Summit. But the guy got the number from the girl. So the girl would have had to have had a text conversation. The guy texted John Summit?

Yes, Dave. Oh, I want. And John Summit responded? girl would have had to have had a guy texted john summit yes dave oh i want and john summit responded so the guy texted john summit and was like is this really john summit sent a picture of himself and was like i just got laid because a girl said i kind of looked like you do you act and then then the guy john summit posted it and was like this is funny congrats on getting laid walmart john summey then after john summit posted it the guy texted him back and was like, dude, please delete that. I have a girlfriend. What the fuck? Please, please, please.

And then John Summitt, the real one, was like, you dug your own grave. You must live in it now. Got it. Damn. Hardcore. I don't like the girl. Girls get John Summitt's number and gives out the number? Yeah, she should not be giving out the number.

She's also obsessed with John Summit. I don't know if I like the guy either, though. The guy kind of also seems like a scumbag. Well, the worst... This made me so mad. Who would text the guy? Well, he cheated on... What happened is he cheated on his girlfriend,

got the number from the girl so that he could ask John to delete the post off Instagram. How? Yes, he does not look like john summit no no nick from no no he initiated it the guy did hey is this the real job which by the way and you're texting john summit like free willy like what a fucking moron you do deserve to lay in your dead bed yeah that's why i was like i love this move by john summit all right guys quick commercial break do you ever wish you could call a foul on your wireless carrier for their hidden fees? Then it's time to switch to Visible. You can switch to

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dizzy but after asking doctors on board being treated by paramedics he is now doing great listen this fight crazy ulcer is like a liability just be like ah i mean i imagine mike has to be like ripping the test and steroids and stuff like that like there was a video of him on treadmill he looked really strange i mean the worst thing that could ever strange i don't think he just was running funny running funny or he just yeah people like they can't believe this fight is happening. The worst thing that could ever happen to Jake Paul is if he really hurt Mike Tyson. Imagine if he killed Mike Tyson. If he really hurt Mike Tyson, that's the worst thing.

It's almost better for Paul if Tyson wins. I don't know. The whole thing's crazy. It is nuts. Oh, I can see why you say he looks a little strange yeah but is he doing like a boxing run i don't know maybe yeah well it was strange is it the type of open a i was a skill johannes's voice i thought we already talked about this what the like just ai voice in general uh no scarlett johansson she's mad right i i am anti

i mean she's probably mad because people are just gonna like porn now and you're gonna be able to like have her talk to you yeah it's gross the ai i think the ai shit is just i don't like scary and weird. Yeah. Japanese competitive eater retires. Put some respect on his name. Holy shit. Kobayashi. Japanese competitive eater retires. It's Kobayashi.

He's the guy. Yeah. Until Joey Chestnut took him off. Did you know Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut was before today? I know. I know. I do chestnut. I didn't know Kobayashi.

What are we, morons? Everybody knows who Joey Chestnut is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joey Chestnut's an American hero. So he dethroned Kobayashi. Kobayashi was like 10 years or something before Chestnut came along. Could you guys do competitive eating?

No. Japanese in America are always going at it, eh? Why? Where else? Like World War II? True. Yeah. Sophie Ritchie gave birth to a daughter.

Congratulations. Good for her. It's probably the most beautiful little daughter in the world. I can't wait to see Hailey Bieber's and Justin Bieber's baby. That thing's going to be beautiful. Probably one foot tall, though. What? Why? Bieber's not tall. No. He's not that short, though. No, he's baby. That thing's going to be beautiful. Probably one foot tall, though. What? Why?

Bieber's not tall. No. He's not that short, though. No, he's short. How short are we talking? Is he like 5'9"? I saw Bieber once. I thought I could put him in my back pocket.

5'9". No way. Aren't you? How tall are you, Dave? Watch yourself there, Bri. But I'm saying, aren't you 5'9"? 5'10"? 5'11".

Yeah. Well, you think you're two inches taller or shorter than me? If you're saying you're 6'1", yeah. I think you're a little bit more than two inches shorter than me. I thought you and Jack were the same height. I thought you were saying you thought I was taller. No, I'm taller than Zach. No, no, no, no, no.

How tall is Zach? Like 5'9"? Yeah, so that's about right. This has been a debate. Everyone's trying to figure it out, too, so I'll just let everyone know he's 5'9". We have a picture of you and Zach. You're taller than him. I know I am.

I just said I was. I don't lie about my height. People have been trying to measure me for years. Why haven't you ever just posted a picture of you next to a measuring tape? I have done it multiple times. I've done it every which way. I'm happy to let myself be measured. don't fuck around my height well maybe the hair gives you an extra inch maybe you're 5 10 no okay yeah correct oh wait my camera stopped recording

sure it did oh no it's great timing great timing i'm five five five ten and a half five eleven yeah all right i'll see what i see what a coward move yeah she disappeared yeah oh wait no actually austin what do i do it stopped dave saw her then zach what do you mean let me get out of here let me just get out yeah, yeah. Let me kill my camera. No, it's fully charged. Sure it is. Yeah, you just put the shutter back on or whatever. Was it still recording?

You just put the cover on. No. So the red light's off? Red light is off. What happens if you click it? I just started recording again, and then it shuts off immediately. Huh. Should I switch cards in it yeah that

shouldn't have anything to do with it being on though okay ready look and then i press record yeah you're on now okay do we want to run back the picture of you and zach well it was clear that my height was vindicated your height was probably accurate you can put it on i told you how tall it was but i'm saying i think you're like yeah you're like an inch taller maybe right yeah inch inch and a half yeah that's that's what i said no you were trying to say it was shorter no you were trying to say justin bieber you could put him in your back pocket well because bieber was also if he was zach's height is also not nearly as broad he was that's a good point yeah i think they're the same height but zach is like yeah because i think you know i'm i'm a pretty

skinny guy and a lot of people when they see me on social media they assume like i'm shorter and then when they see me in person they're like oh shit you're really tall or they'll always be like oh you're taller than i expect and i think it's just because i'm not i don't look broad you know what i mean true millie bobby brown Brown and Jake Bonagiannavi secretly married. I thought they were always married. I don't know. I always get confused. I think we're saying Bon Jovi.

It is Bon Jovi. Oh, it's not. Wow. I thought this whole time it was. No. I thought it was like Bon Jovi's kid. Yeah, no. Wow.

What the fuck? Wait, yeah, that is. What? That is bon jovi's kid oh so so it just led us astray oh what a turn of events it is bon jovi's kid that's how you spell his actual last name i think bon jovi's probably just maybe the stage pronunciation of it ah okay so it is bon jovi's kids. Back to what we thought. All right. Wow. Look at that full circle. 20 to 22, though.

Crazy young. What are the odds you guys think this ends up staying? I'm rooting for it. I'm rooting for it. I love Bon Jovi. I did a pizza review. One of the coolest dudes who ever lived. So I'll say it goes forever.

Yeah. They're pretty adorable together. They are. This guy? I don't know what. Yeah. No, no. A different guy. There's the Hampton Waters and the other one i thought both were there they both were there yeah i feel like they're also like at least millie bobby brown's been working since she was like

nine so she probably feels like she's 30 that's me that is josh richards that's just the height difference between you and josh oh yeah so i feel like there's a discrepancy of like two inches and and dave's neck is straight That was just the height difference between you and Josh. Oh. Yeah, so I feel like there's a discrepancy of like two inches. And Dave's neck is straight up and mine's like turned down to the side. Mine is not straight up. I'm like hunchback. If I go straight up, I get another wrench. So that's correct.

I get another two probably. Stars rumored to be in live action Hercules. Who gives a fuck? That's cool. BFF corner. Alex Cooper responds to Dave's movie theory.ff corner alex cooper response today's movie theory i haven't seen this it's just that screenshot she just said that's not true oh oh she posted this no she just replied just dm'd it oh okay wait what what was what was going on

with movie and it being edited i had a movie theory last episode so we had movie moves in when you weren't here and some girl had a theory that al scooper on well network was going to try to steal moves and i was actually saying when i did call her daddy i was she didn't know who moves was and there was a part in the episode when i'm like yeah moves is the best and it was not in the episodes so that was a big conspiracy theory. I wonder why she cut it. I don't know. If that wasn't, if your theory was incorrect.

Because we don't know of anything else that was cut out. At least I don't think. Ryan Garcia versus Josh continued. After the BFF episode aired, Garcia responded telling Josh to tell the truth. Tell the truth, bitch, right? Bitch. I told the truth.

I didn't even actually see this tweet. Josh Richards, you bitch. Tell the truth, all caps. What's the truth tell the truth bitch right i told the truth yeah i didn't even actually see this tweet josh richards you bitch tell the truth all caps what's the truth he was yelling it at all caps yelling it at me i i told the truth last week why do people think you broke up i think because gabby was gone and i was gone like i had to text josh she's been in brazil for the last you did yeah because you got tricked oh so many people were i didn't know why they just kept yamming me being like check on your bff check on your bff josh what's wrong and i'm like i texted him like are you okay i'm getting so i think i think it was just because like i hadn't posted on tiktok for like 10 days and then on top of that i was i was traveling i was going to new york and i had like business stuff so i wasn't in la and then gabby was in brazil at the same time so we weren't together and we weren't posting so i think people just assumed like oh but and then he missed the episode people thought he was sad so

because they yeah yeah yeah yeah i think that's what really did it is when like i didn't i wasn't there last week which was because i had an amazon shoot um people like i think tried to put two and two together. That's when I started getting all the DMs, when the episode aired. And they were like, is he okay? Shows you they do think you'd be. I didn't get any.

I didn't get one, Michael. Check in on Josh. No DMs, eh? Miss Peaches went missing. This is horrible. Oh, my God, Dave. What the fuck? How did this happen?

There was a little gap in my backyard. So my backyard is very fenced in. And she can go into the wood, but I couldn't find her for like an hour. It's the worst feeling. Like, I knew she was gone. Yeah. Gone, gone. She was at the construction yard next door just doing hood rat stuff.

Oh, so she wasn't far, at least? No, she was trapped in the next door. It was like, it's so hot in Miami. She was working a construction site. Were there people over there? over there or did you know you found her i went there she was just like huffing and puffing because so hot but uh it was good to get her back obviously that was also i think she i'm about to make a video i think she got shadow banned on instagram they thought she was growing too quick i think probably they say so there's a new jersey shelter in monmouth who had like a dog that they named mr portnoy that kind of looks like miss peaches and needed to be adopted and in in the description like

her previous owner shot a pellet gun like at her like so i posted her being like she needs adoption and then in parentheses below it i'm like by the way anybody who shoots a bb gun at a dog deserves to be murdered and they're saying miss peaches is threatening people now that's totally what it is oh yeah totally well they took they know they took it down like i got also but you're just speaking the truth is gone what the fuck this is so annoying she's gone can you hear me yes ominous voice like how does she still recording it like addison ray like miss peaches tick talk about peaches good we're selling miss peaches peaches. They're straight from Georgia. 100% to charity.

There's only like four families, I think, in Georgia who have the right to sell and ship authentic Georgia peaches. They start June 6th. So 50 bucks, 13 peaches, all the charity. Bree, are you there? Yeah. There, you're back. When it does that, that breed does the actual recording turn off or is the camera still running

that i don't even know what that means like is the red light still on when that happens or does that turn no no no it turns off all right we'll figure it out after uh alex earl stole brie's merch question mark on a recent episode playing brie brie talked about alex earl stealing a quote from brie's merch that was based on Drake's album. If you're reading this, it's too late. Prior to talking about the merch on the podcast, Brie posted and deleted a TikTok about it. Yeah, well, I just posted a TikTok saying, I didn't even use the word steal. I said, Alex Earl, I made this merch a year and a half ago.

But I said, I love Alex Earl so sly. And then somehow I'm still the bad guy, so I deleted the TikTok. But I made the merch two years but i made the i made the merch two years ago and it's literally the same thing there's a chance she had no clue no that's what i said on the podcast because it's like crazy to intentionally be because she likes the podcast so that's that's what i said on the podcast i was like she probably has a team that like brings her ideas for merch and she just takes them and i said she definitely had no idea got it um brie is starting a solo show and last week episodes of bran brie brie now she was thinking of starting a solo episode on the podcast called thera brie where she offers advice but

sure how to go about it since jake fane has a therapist podcast well not start i'm bringing it back so plan brie started as a solo thing. So I was just going to do a solo episode. But everyone was like, you and Grace are breaking up. I got DMs about that. I didn't get Josh breakup. I got Grace and Bree. Save them. Control what's going on at your company.

So what's going on? Nothing. People are fucking crazy. I was with Grace yesterday last night there you go and grace is doing all of her comedy stuff in new york and like i just want to do what i used to do with it like nothing would change there would just be more content from the both of us right just a bonus episode yeah people are just like you guys breaking up what the fuck well I think there's the element of... Like, me and Grace are best friends forever. You guys are so annoying.

Yeah, but there is the... I believe that, but there's always the element of, like, you have very serious boyfriends. That always changes any... Not just you, but... Like, you'd be best friends, but that is contributing to the hypotheses. Yeah, that's true.

BFFs, read comments. Read comments. We haven't done this a couple weeks. I like my hair today. I'll just say it. Okay. That's my comment. That's a reader comment.

No, no, no. I think, can we, your hair looks good. You're a small corner right now but from what i remember is no this is good yeah oh my god i'll just be a voice this is so good good hair mine's getting a little long and in front of my face now so i wore a hat hats help me sometimes i just like i feel like i showered right before the podcast so i didn't really get to you know like style the hair it was kind of just coming in wet and drying throughout the pod. Now we're just watching a cat lick its anus.

Sick. Can you see it? Sick. It's not licking its anus. It's licking its back. I love Dave, but sometimes I feel like he's a little slow and should be wearing a helmet. I like that.

That doesn't really seem like someone who loves me. Well, maybe. What, you think people don't love? like someone who loves me. Well, maybe. What, you think people don't love? Yeah, fine, whatever. A lot of these subjects, I don't know much about going in. So maybe it takes me a while to ramp up. Like with Professor Pussapuss or whatever. Those lies that you made up.

Feral or fiend. Ferb. What are you talking about? Josh knew exactly what I was talking about. Yeah, I knew exactly. You were mixing theropus with doofensmurch and it became like peripus. It was all there.

I just had to put it together. Thank you. Yeah, I could have put that possible. So then maybe you need it. I speak Davines. You know what I'm saying? I got it. Josh, bro, I couldn't grow a beard till after 30

and now I have a glorious one. Keep trying. That's what I'm. Josh, bro, I couldn't grow a beard until after 30, and now I have a glorious one. Keep trying. That's what I'm saying. Everyone's saying I couldn't grow a beard because I'm already 22 and it comes in patchy. Fuck yourself. All right, good for you. Do double thumbs up.

It shows fireworks. We can't even. Bang. Oh, yeah. Look at me. Very cool. Mine doesn't do anything. Very cool.

Happy New Year. That's cool. That is good to know dave put shimmery white eyeshadow in the corner of his eyes what do you mean do you dave of course do that but that would be like that's actually a huge compliment right or maybe they just think it's like the eye gunk build up in the corner of your eyes oh i hope that's like sleep or they think you have really white eye whites dave put shimmery white eyeshadow in the corner that sounds delightful it sounds like you have like a little glow to your eyes yes yes it's

beautiful yeah thank you i don't thank you 100 only watch this show for dave and brianna josh is giving absolutely nothing well i'm not even here anymore. Bri doesn't even have a camera on. What are we talking about? That was mean. That was mean. Dave's bobblehead of himself is hot. I've heard mixed things.

It's a gigantic bobblehead. No, it's not small. I mean. Oh, it's not small. I mean. Oh, it's giganto. That's fucking huge. Yeah. Where'd you get that? Did someone make that for you?

I don't even know how to get it on camera. You'd probably have to tilt it sideways. You'd almost have to hold it like how they hold the Stanley Cup. It has some headphones on. Oh. I was saying you would have had to hold it like you hold the stanley cup to get it all in yeah yeah it's fucking huge did someone make that for you they it's uh no well yes they're high noon they're in like liquor stores oh cool speaking of the high

noon iced teas if you haven't had them they're fucking great can dave be any more jealous of travis kelsey he is in love with taylor swift hilarious i am not in love with taylor swift i've said this so many times like i'm not remotely sexually attracted to taylor swift i was gonna say i guess that's a good question like so you're not attracted to her you wouldn't want to date her no you just love her music and her vibe? Yeah, I mean, I... Like, she just... I think for a lot of guys, like, I don't think many guys would, and I don't mean this disrespectfully,

she doesn't have that, like, oof, I want to fuck her vibe to her. She has a very pretty face. All right. Right. But she doesn't ooze sex appeal brie has long ass fingers ouch be meaner what's wrong with having long fingers also they're not that long i wish you could see

me on the camera right now i bet your cat's like that okay that's weird why do you have to go to a sexual place i was just talking about like for scratching them i know but just don't talk about my cats a mr peaches would break the internet i think you need it i think miss peaches needs a friend it's so much better having two dogs uh i i have my eye on one okay maybe that would, maybe that would help revitalize the shadow band. You know what I'm saying? Like get, get rid of the shadow band.

It would just be too much. We made, I made a tick talk today for her. Okay. We'll see if that helps. Like when I say I always make tick tocks, but I made like a tick talky tick talk. I used like a sound.

Yeah, correct. If you don't like port or you're a loser. Yes. Brianna and Josh are cool too. You forgot that part forgot that part i was gonna say you left that part out i was enamored with the first sentence no we're all so cool it's cool it's cool you want to read this one austin yeah you got this awesome austin's voice drives me up a wall sounds like he constantly needs to clear his throat thanks honestly when i heard your voice right there i was like he needs to clear his throat a

little sick thanks brie wow brie what you sound a little sick yeah nice get her back get her back austin tell her awesome we're just never had an opinion Dave hasn't fought for. I'm the only one of these three that you're actually friends with. I've gone against Dave a bunch of times. I can't help if I agree with him on an opinion. What, I'm supposed to lie? I'm supposed to sit on the show and lie? Yeah, maybe we all just have similar thoughts. I'm not a liar.

Dave Portman is the definition of a tryhard like that that's just I feel like I'm the opposite of a tryhard you're nonchalant would you say or are you chalant what does chalant mean I don't know nonchalant means chill so I'm assuming I think I'm nonchalant I don't know. Nonchalant means chill, so I'm assuming chalant means the opposite. I think I'm nonchalant.

I don't think you try hard. Yeah, nonchalant. I don't like that little crying emoji at the end. It makes this a little more personal. The laughing with the tears of laughter. It's like that's not a laughing with you. That's a laughing at you. It's laughing at me.

Yeah, that's shoving you longer. To the point I'm almost like going to Google Billion era person and be like who are you I'm not gonna If Dave's nose sunburnt And swollen is just getting longer This is mean longer bigger kind of looks like a mini Elephant trunk no hate big silly fan That's just mean

You can't say that Sorry I live in Miami And it is sunburnt a lot It's not swollen I think your nose looks good thank you no hate though this was awful Josh carries the show

hey they're talking about the last episode see Josh does add to the show Josh does I thought we were going to kind of like mix like oh we put something cruelly mean to Dave what the fuck what is going on what what the fans are split the fans are split there you go after that ever talked about how good of a guy dave actually is very rarely

very rarely only when dave talks about it himself of a guy Dave actually is. Very rarely. Very rarely. Only when Dave talks about it himself. Why is Dave orange? I'm just not orange. So like, what are you talking about? Maybe your fucking screen is fucked. I think it's a Canadian thing because I say fragile like Josh. It is a Canadian thing and an Australian thing. I found that out after

multiple people that pronounce it found that out after there's multiple people that pronounce it like that so what's up double bird to everyone on the pod that said I pronounced it incorrectly fragile well just because other people say it doesn't mean it's right Ryan Garcia in the wrong but he couldn't give no I did I did this was way in the past I was saying this was way in the past I did tell him this was way in the past. I did tell him. It was Isabel Moran. They're dope pants. They were like jeans with a bunch of pockets. Kind of looked like painter pants.

It shouldn't work. It should have worked. You're cracking me up. I mean, this is what? It's like a tweet from like four years ago. Yeah, this is like the OG tweets. All right. There it is.

That's tweets. Bree's gone. Good. We don't need to breathe. That's the episode thank you everybody John Summit answered

he said no but I should for the plot oh so who was fucking right me thank you wish you could see my smile or twice