BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - Josh Richards and Dave Portnoy React To Bryce Hall / Austin McBroom Fight — BFFs EP. 30

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

We throwback to the original crew live from Indianapolis. Dave and Josh react to the Bryce Hall and Austin McBroom fight at their press conference, the latest Tayler Holder drama, and return to the fan favorite Boomer Zoomer.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, BFF's new episode. Josh and I both in Indianapolis. He's here for the Indy 500. Have you gone to the Indy 500 before? No, me neither. I don't know that I'm going to make it until Sunday.

I'm going to go to the track tomorrow. I thought racing does it. Sunday is the day they do it. I wish they did it kind of Saturday. What would you be doing if you weren't here? Like, what's your memorial? Like, I feel like wherever you grow up, it depends how you do Memorial Day. For me, I go to, like, Nantucket.

It's a huge party weekend. Like, what did you do? I mean, in Canada, I don't think we celebrate Memorial Day. That's a good point. Yeah. So it's like May 2-4. American holiday. We call it May 2-4, though.

It's like a different celebration or whatever, but it's usually like fireworks, go to the beach. We lived in a beach town. Got it. So everyone would go down there. Okay. Yeah. All right. So let's get right in.

I got the sheet in front of us. Let's start. Well, Griffin was supposed to be in the show. He missed his flight. Yeah. How did he miss the flight, by the way? So the guy tries to blame our assistant, sweet Katie. Sorry, Katie, that you have to deal with Griffin.

But no, tried to tell us that Katie put on the wrong time or something like that. And then it turns out he was looking at the complete different date. Like he was looking at his return flights. Gotcha. Yeah. So all on him. All right. So he missed the flight we were supposed to have and we don't have him.

And Brianna Chicken Fry. Chicken dough. Yeah. Well, she him. All right. So he missed a flight. We're supposed to have him. We don't have him. And Brianna Chicken Fry. Chicken Dough. Yeah. Well, she's in like Miami. She asked. She's like, well, I already booked this trip. She's in Miami more than I'm in Miami. And I'm in Miami a lot.

I also saw this picture of her. She must think she's like a superstar. Oh, in the private jet. Is that the one you're talking about? We can get to that. How the fuck is she on the private jet is that the one you're talking about we can get to that okay we need to get to that private jet that's what i i commented i was like how how good is our podcast doing how how is she on does anyone know uh it's like a friend of a friend a friend of a friend everyone just flies private i didn't fly private so i really made it

and she i see a picture and somebody's wearing a t-shirt. The back of it's just like, I'm with chicken fries with like an arrow to her. Like she's fucking Sinatra going down the street. So big head Brianna out in Miami doing her thing. She's also not on the show. So we're back to the original. Well, I think she's gotten too big of a head to do BFFs. Seriously. If you're flying private wearing shirts that say you're like forcing your friend at gunpoint to be like, I'm with chicken fries.

Yeah. Yes. It's almost like you and your girlfriend wearing like the matching hoodies. I don't know if that's a false equivalent. Like she made. I guess there's a little bit. No, it's there, man. It's there a little bit.

Okay. So let's clear up the other stuff. Your Tinder. We speculated that Gruuen was running your tinder the girl dm me she's like it probably was growing so have we gotten i think gruen has weighed in on it he's not here do we know did he say yeah so i mean i went i went right back and i was like hey hey gruen any chance you're like running my running my Tinder by? Like, are you in there, like, using my Tinder or what? And he was kind of just like, I mean, it wouldn't work. How is a girl going to come back and see me and then be like, oh, yeah, that's the same guy as Josh?

You mean in person? Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. But that doesn't fly because, like, people do that forever. Like, catfishes, and they just go around not ever meeting the person. I mean, he told me he didn't do it, so I'm going to take him for his word. I mean, if that logic held true, no one would ever get catfished, ever. I guess.

Like if someone's like, well, when we meet in person, you'll realize it's not me. Yeah, like 3,000 jackoffs later. So you think it's like a nudes game yeah oh huh so no one can hear what what kareem's saying but there was a group dm um pull it up bigger wait a group dm between who it's the girl the girl kareem and why were you in there kareem proof yeah yeah he wanted one fight back okay all right what's the deal with josh's tinder account thing who wrote that bridget no that's that's michael michael saying people think i'm controlling his tinder and then it looks like kareem says spill the tea the girl goes ha ha i

just saw this shit i matched with him and apparently he said it wasn't him but they pulled up my instagram and was like oh michael follows her so josh assumed you run his tinder lmao and then michael goes how did we meet honestly i forget too but i'm sorry they all mentioned you and i had no idea about any of this law so the so the girls saying that they they met before listen girls were on the fucking twitter i mean the tinder i forgot about the part where he followed her that's like that's the crazy wildly no yeah i went back and i was like dude you're following her this doesn't make it don't add up and even groom he's right like you would never meet but it's it's simple bed mass yeah yeah i mean you have to be wildly naive to believe this chain of events that it wasn't you he follows her whatever like i said

i could have just pulled off the most elaborate plan maybe i'm running michael's instagram followed her and then blamed the whole thing on him but what was the comment nice arch who cares that's not like who fucking cares that's not like something that embarrassing yeah so why would you not like how's your art game like that seems like a valid question right so so i don't it's not something that you would like who cares if that was you right yeah no for real so yeah all right you got a new cereal this ad look at you are you is there multiple ads are you the centerpiece guy here um i mean i think there's spoon cereal yeah we got a cereal it's whatever gains so tell me tell me how this works on the business side like what's the deal here I mean, I think there's multiple. Magic Spoon cereal. Yeah, we got a cereal. It's whatever. Gains.

So tell me how this works on the business side. Like, what's the deal here? So Magic Spoon is a keto cereal company. Keto? Yeah. So healthy. Super healthy. Okay.

And they're pretty much just D to Z, like direct-to-consumer, all online too. So we just teamed up with them, the cereal together little sway x magic spoon launch so when you say sway i sway like sort of in my mind doesn't exist so they're all this was a deal like back we started this deal back when sway was still so what does that mean does it like was there actual some sort of like legal company called sway house or is it each of you just got a piece of each of us got a piece of the job so it's like evenly split up got it okay so then why are you in the middle um i'm just cute okay i mean that's the gift that's the thing with like sway boys right you're all supposed to be cute i guess what is it looks like little cheerios so it's like there's

two kinds there's the peanut butter uh, and then there's the jelly donut. Jelly donut. And the only way to get it, it's not an actual grocery. You order it online. It's all online. Yeah. Okay. Magic spoon.

So another bit. You come in, you got like six new businesses. Every week. Literally. Every week we do a new pod. You got me six zero. I don't think I've started one. No, I haven't done dick. All right. Well, me and Dave will start a company next. You haven't done dick. I'm trying to get him off the ground. I don't think I've started one. No, I haven't done dick.

All right. Well, me and Dave will start a company next. You haven't done dick. I'm trying to get him off the ground. We got dick. All right. I don't know what these close-ups are. They're just a picture of you guys, like, in a swimming pool filled,

an outdoor swimming pool filled with… Cheerios and milk. And you got the milk. The milk, that's… It's crucial. And Indy 500. That's what they do for the winner. They drink milk.

Just chug it? Yeah. Because back in the day, like a winner drank it and became a thing. I forget the reason he did it. But for the Indy 500, they drink like a gallon of milk. Out of like a glass bottle. That's sweet. I love milk.

This is awesome. The who did it better. And all right. We got a picture of myself, girlfriend Silvana, touching tongues. Now I catch a lot of heat for it. And then you got MGK who's performing at a party. And I was like, oh, that's so cool. He's like making out with fucking Megan Fox tongue to tongue on the red carpet.

But it's Megan Fox. Correct. Well, Silvana, like, I mean, Megan Fox is super hot. I'll put Silvana up against Megan Fox. Like Silvana I Fox, super hot. I'll put Silvana up against Megan Fox. Like, Silvana, I think, is super hot. But they're getting like, oh, they're the cutest. They're doing this. And I'm a fucking simp.

Maybe it's because you didn't dye your tongue black. That's not my speed. I would never do that. No, but. I don't have a million zillion tattoos and, like, all that shit. I'm a pretty clean cut person. And they knew the cameras were on this was an old photo it was you know whatever my girlfriend asked me to do that i'm gonna do it

happily as she's hot i'm attracted to her like you want to fucking touch tongues yeah let's do it and post it though i didn't post it she asked permission she's like do you care if i post it i was like no go for it this this is an awesome new side of dave man i love it because you get that little grin every time we talk about it i mean there's no way to say no i didn't care no i knew eddie who does the other bar so he came in with a i miss her hat he literally bought the hat so you know what she's coming tomorrow night and if she meets all everybody punches everybody in the face i have no problem with it well i mean like she she probably has some hatred coming into this like no one's making everyone's making fun of you guys we know it like she's like can i post this i'm like yes it will be talked about like there's no i eddie did you

let her know that you were gonna get absolutely memed for the the hoodies too or what i knew that going in okay i knew that it's in mental preparation i will say the hoodie i didn't think anybody would see because she didn't post that it was posted just on the i it's her friend's company with like one follower right the one follower is like kareem so so this guy this guy really got you you know you've been here long enough now to know like there's no friends amongst our friends. If they find something that they think is good for ratings, it's coming. This, she posted, so I knew it was going to be talked about.

Yeah. Oh, Gaz is definitely a troll. He's the one getting you. This, there's no one. I mean, this, she posted it. So, obviously, yes, it's going. I knew we're, like, touching tongues. I mean, but then MGK does it, and suddenly, cool.

Figure that one out. MGK. It's a black tongue, man. MGK, Meg and Kelly do it. It's a black tongue. We're the hottest, coolest couple ever. We do it with Simpson. Yeah, no, it's the black tongue.

You didn't tie the tongue black. Again, I don't. That's, like, not my move. Venom style? Yeah. black tongue you didn't tie the tongue black again i i don't that's like not my move venom so yeah so brie beat me in cornhole am i shit talking i guess she's not here to defend herself i don't care i haven't played cornhole in a hundred years brie is a alcoholic this is all she does right play cornhole so i was like you can't play cornhole in like good faith without drinking and we're inside it wasn't even real set up to be honest we need views so i'm just like yeah i'll play the guy who runs it like me i was doing him a favor and then i got sabotaged by it so whatever

no big deal tiktok headlines bryce austin fight press conference Will the BFFs be there? Yeah, I think we are going to decide it. I don't know what to think. And by the way, Bryce got like mollywhopped at that press conference. At the press conference, he got like five security on him in a second after he was going at Austin. I think if I was betting without knowing anything, just looking, I think I would take Austin. I mean, I don't –

Really? Yeah. I think from looks I'd pick Bryce. But that video, he just kind of threw him into the crowd. We got to watch that video. Have you seen one? You have. Yeah, I've seen it, but it's been like a – I don't know if it was really Austin.

I don't know. We'll see. Who knows? We were supposed to have him on the show, weren't we? Austin? Yeah, what happened to that? Yeah, so, I mean, who knows? I'm interested to see it all.

I guess we're going to be there. I've heard rumors it still may not happen. I don't know who's telling me that. Who told me that? No, it wasn't Josh. Somebody on our end. I'm like, maybe Paul. Who knows? But I think it's going to... I mean, they have to sell. Somebody on our end. I'm like, maybe Paul. Who knows?

But I think it's going to – I mean, they have to sell a fuck ton of tickets. Well, that – right. They always had the withdrawal, but it's pretty late to pull the plug now. Because it's like we're making like plans and shit. You have people making ideas. And they're selling stadium tickets now too. Yeah.

They released the actual tickets to go. Right. So to cancel – and we have then – well well we'll have another episode the logan paul fight as well so logan and um mayweather we're actually with the barstool sports book you can't enter anymore but we have a package or somebody's gonna win watch the fight with me and we're in the locker room before the fight saw that yeah so that'll be cool yeah i have no idea what to expect in that none zero it's like uh it's a hard one because logan's size is crazy like he is getting big i sort of agree though with what mayweather said but i all i respect like the guy's one of the best boxers of all time that's the other thing

but he basically was like it'll go as long as i feel like it like if i want to make it a show it'll go two if i want to make it a show, it'll go two. If I want to make it a show, it'll go three. If I want to end it in one, I'll end it in one. I think he's that good to do that. Right. And it's not a knock on Logan. But it's like, how are you going to beat the best of all time?

A guy who's not a real boxer versus the best of all time. Granted, age, size, but still. But the size doesn't matter if you can't hit the guy. Agreed. Agreed. Taylor Holder, who we're supposed to have on the show. We keep saying that. We may have him later.

Everyone's traveling. Is in the news. He was seen out with an engaged woman from his music video, I guess. I don't know who Clara Gomez is. She says she's not engaged anymore. I think that was just a random fan making a comment. And then the creator is who the engaged woman yeah she goes i am so i don't really know what's going on here like but you see that you see the i think the thing that people were freaking out is that top left pick

the picture with his hands on her legs right i wouldn't want my fiancee to have another guy's hands on her legs yeah if you saw the the – what's your girlfriend's name again? Silvana. Silvana. No, that would piss me off. Yeah, that wouldn't be cool. That would piss me off. But girls like – I could also see Silvana like harmlessly doing that and be like, what are you mad about?

The guy came up or I'm just going to move. It's like I'm not into him. Girls are crazy like that. Right, right. They are crazy like that. But like from a guy, you're going to be fucking pissed like so fucking pissed um but then she like she made the the story post after i feel like that's a makeup you know what i mean i feel like that's one of those things she's like oh fuck i was caught i'm gonna post a little missing you picture on my

fridge how far after was that had to be recently like you could you could also... Look at the, like, time checks on these screenshots. It's like, two hours ago was the comment, story post one hour ago. It's a little sus. Don't let your engaged woman go in another guy's video. It's like, listen, if I... Like, if Sylvana and I are super serious, I'm not letting her go on Dancing with the Stars because everybody fucks on that show. I'm not going to let – like you don't let your girlfriend or your fiancé grind with a guy every single day of the week.

You're making a music video. Hey. I was just about to say don't even fucking go there, Dave. I wasn't – I honestly wasn't going no no it's like it was it was loaded gun man yeah i know it's like shit i was gonna be like yeah maybe just never let anyone and we made icons like oh yeah damn maybe not just people you're engaged yeah girlfriends yeah all of it um all right summer ray who i really don't know who this is i've looked her up once says taylor holder tried

to get back together with her when he was with charlie jordan um do we have a video of this oh is this like a video of summer like talking about it okay okay okay so then they are supposed to be friends or whatever we taylor is crying to him tears please if you i love this girl if you don't stop talking to her i'm like you need to stop talking to her please let me so then he comes in he's like taylor really wants to talk while he's dating charlie and while i'm at a party with my new boyfriend who was he talking to taylor charlie charlie jordan who's charlie that's a guy that's no who's charlie no that would make Taylor gay.

No, Taylor was dating Charlie Jordan. Charlie Jordan is a girl TikToker, female TikToker. She does like travel stuff, smokes a lot of weed. I must be slow. All right. Charlie Jordan is this girl. Taylor is talking to Charlie Jordan. Apparently, what Summer's claiming is Taylor was dating Charlie at this time.

Play that again. All right. Third time's a charm. So then they are supposedly friends or whatever. Taylor is crying to him. Friends. Who's friends? No.

Taylor's crying to him. No, no, no, no, no. He said Taylor's crying to him. No. Yeah. He said Taylor's crying to him. Charlie is a. See, Charlie, he's dating Charlie. Charlie's not there.

Charlie is not in this story, not here at all. Taylor is at this party, right? Talking to who? Talking to a friend of his. It doesn't say who it is. It doesn't say. Some guy. Talking to him, apparently crying to this dude.

He goes out, tells Summers, summers like yo taylor really wants to speak to you like can you please speak to him at this time summer's with a new boyfriend or her new boyfriend i don't know if they're dating or whatever and being like you can't date this kid yeah and taylor's like i love you blah blah blah not saying that's happened that's the accusation there is a school of thought if that chain events is events is correct, where Taylor could be, I don't like the kid you're dating. Like, I care about you not in that way anymore, but you're dating like a scumbag. Right. And I care about you.

I don't want you to date. I just gave Taylor his answer if he comes on the show. Right. You did just give him a little scapegoat. Yeah. Like, it had nothing to do. I didn't want to date you. It's like, I care about you, and you're fucking doing it.

It's also Summer Rae. I don't know if you've seen her her instagram page but i have probably i think every guy in america no but i'm not gonna i'm too old this is where you try to get me a path or everyone's like summer ray is summer ray is older than me she's got to be at least you're not exactly like she's got 100 yeah but uh as long as it's legal age dave how old summer ray gotta be 20 something okay 25 24 all right let me see summer yeah i've seen summer ray nice quality content it's like i she's not she's not my i wouldn't be like oh my god yeah really i've seen her page before she looks like addison ray a little bit all the rays kind of kind of look like whoa whoa whoa you don't think that picture putting me in a weird bottom

right that kind of looks like a ray um yeah summer ray addison ray the rays they could be like you ever see you ever see summer rays mom now that is a milf no i haven't you love have you talked to this girl? No. No, yes, I have. Yes, I have. I've talked to her like a couple times. Maybe once or twice.

But no, her mom is hot. Where's her mom? I mean, we can look her up. I forget her. Just look up like Summer Rae's mom or something. Doesn't Addison Rae's mom do stuff to the Rays? They're the Rays. Maybe they should get like a TV show.

Yeah. Meet the Rays. I would go crazy. Bad bad she's got to be like 52 and she's posing i mean straight straight ass shot straight ass shot kids man this world what world are we living in i don't know but that reminds me a little bit of um uh who is the original ass girl jen selters like grandma okay still hot would you want that to be your mom no right do you think it's harder for a guy to have a mom that does that than a girl because i don't think that i think they're in yes harder for guys

100 but the girls they're making content they're just out there like i mean there's nothing wrong with no not at all i don't think so either i mean i enjoy the content i wouldn't want it with my mom oh if my mom did i'd be like, yo, mom, you gotta chill. You gotta chill, dog. Because your buddies are going to like relentlessly have fun with it. But maybe women are different. Girls are different. I know. I feel like Summer's like, go mom. You know what I mean? Yeah, big time. I think so. And that's where she gets it. She's an old chip off the block.

Yep. Taylor Holder's response, by the way, this is back to Summer Rae. Don't go on podcast speaking false about me. I'll tell the real full story. Is that going to be on BFS? I like it. I think the real story

is going to be verbatim what I just said. You think so? Yeah. I feel like it's going to be something like... Oh, the buddy told. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I think it's either feel like it's going to be something like. Oh, the buddy told. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I think it's either something like it was a protective thing.

Or it's just going to be like a load of fucking bullshit. Yeah. It's all back and forth. Yeah. It's just LA relationships, dog. We got stuff that you don't like talking about. So we'll try to see what it is. If there's anything that's interesting here.

Mads is on Dixie's show. That shit went fucking viral. Yeah, she went viral when she went on Call Her Daddy as well. I think that was filmed a long time ago, though, no? The Dixie show with Mads was filmed a long time ago. Oh, was it? They just never aired it, yeah. Well, no.

How could it be? Because I heard she went on that show two, three weeks ago. Oh, yeah. Maybe, but still after all your shit hit the fan. Oh, I, I, I heard she went on that show like two, three weeks ago. Oh yeah. Maybe, but still after all your shit hit the fan. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, it's basically just more of the same that, that this was the best intentions weren't, uh, there. And your original reason why you didn't want to show or was mad because you thought they were lying. So nothing,

nothing new here. Um, nah, reading at here. Nah. Reading it all. Yeah, not too much. Not too much. Viral Adrian's kickback party delves into a shit show at Huntington Beach. Were you at this thing?

So we debated it for a little bit, and then I was like, Can we start for the kids at home? Who's viral Adrian kickback? What is this? Okay, so yeah. This kid's turning like like, 17, right? He posts some video on TikTok, I think, just saying, like, hey, I'm having a kickback at the beach.

I'm pretty sure he was intending for, like, his friends. He's a nobody, this guy? Nobody. Absolute nobody. Posts this video. Goes viral as fuck. Everyone starts reposting it. It goes all over TikTok.

It's, millions of millions of likes kind of yeah but then all these people start saying how they're gonna pull up so it's like people flew in from detroit people flew in like cross country to come to this kickback in huntington and uh i don't know if anyone fucking found adrian if they did let me know because that guy like he coordinated the craziest thing ever. I was on my way to school, and we only had, like, 40 likes. So I had to make, you know, like, a TikTok, like, to show it was Adrian. And if you look at the hashtag, Adrian's kickback has, like, more than 10 million views.

No, it has about 100 million. I don't know. So when did you post the first flyer? Tuesday. No. No. Wednesday. Monday night, because my birthday was on Monday.

I made it Monday night. We started spraying it out on snap and then tuesday morning is when he made the tick tock and it didn't blow up because i was on my way to school and we only had like 40 likes i know you can't get out look at oh Bro it was crazy like no there were fireworks everywhere like SWAT came they were riding on police cars so this is just a guy a kid who's like hey so my buddy's gonna like have a party yeah yeah and he didn't want it to go but I think he was like oh my boys will see this on my account and then for whatever reason just went nuts yep I didn't go because I didn't want to get shot do you that was my thing I'm like there's no way this doesn't go down and someone like getting into huge fights or or i just become like i would

get bryce hold you know what i'm saying go there get my hat stolen i feel like maybe someone gives me lice i don't know i feel like you know i think barstool has has definitely helped is kickback is that like a thing people is that what should i be saying like hey we got a kickback, is that like a thing? People, is that what, should I be saying like, hey, we got a kickback tomorrow night? You're not a big kickback guy? Never heard that term. Like, no. Shit. What are you, Rudy's looking at me like, no, like.

Adrian's kickback, yeah. It's got a little pizzazz. But that's another word for a party. Yeah, no, I've never. But kickbacks, kickbacks are usually supposed to mean. A kickback's below a party. Yeah. It's like 20

I've heard of let's go to the beach and chill let's hang out let's have a let's hang out I get it let's kick back

and relax but I've never heard like hey we're having a kickback tonight that's how they use it we're having a kickback tonight

no cap no cap love it Dave you're really getting in with the lingo man kickback fuck I'm old alright videos to react to No cap. Love it, Dave. You're really getting in with the lingo, man. I kick back. Fuck. I'm old.

All right. Videos to react to. I've already reacted to this one. I know what the first one is going to be. Middle-aged man and a hot girlfriend. Oh, is this the TikTok? Yeah, well, mine went viral. I did see that.

Like 6 million views. Buddy, what's up with the cheap shot? Middle-aged? How many middle-aged dudes are on TikTok? Zero. 44 is the new 28. I'm on TikTok, motherfucker. The kid knew who I was, so that changes a little bit, but yeah. Right. Viral. Yeah, no, that did go viral. You think 44 is the new 28?

I mean, if you're on TikTok, you're young. I'm learning new terms, kickback, and fucking cap. I don't know, man. I'm pretty sure there's definitely been people on TikTok that have had TikTok and died of old age. I think that's probably a fact. No way. No way? No way. There's not one person on TikTok who died of old age.

There's not one old person on TikTok that has died of old age. Nope. I hate to argue this point and be like be like yes someone definitely died because i don't want people to die but no i don't think no no what at what age do you die of old age like 84 and you're saying someone had tiktok at 84 100 you're telling me one person's grandkid didn't make their like grandfather well that doesn't count. Someone had to use the TikTok within a week or two before they died. No chance. No chance.

Why would it have to be? No. TikTok's been around for three years, two years. It can't be like, hey, I created one to make fun of my grandpa. He doesn't even know I have it. No, no. The grandpa's got to be aware of it. But what if the kid still runs it sometimes? I'd have to to get the facts i'd have to see how often the grandfather i don't think there's

anyone if someone's grandparents died and they want to send us these facts let us know and hopefully it didn't but i almost got really hopefully it didn't actually and she gets like people think she's like nine she's not how old is she dave 26 so it? 26. So it's not like she's super young. Nice. Wait, you think that's young or old? I think that's great for a new 28. It's the perfect age to pretend. But people know.

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She's worth 400,000. Next up, we got Josh Richards, Tik TOK star CEO of a couple of different startup companies. He's worth about 1.5 to 2 million. Finally, we got Dave Portnoy, CEO of bar school sports.

As he says, he's got fuck you money. 120 million. I think he probably just looked up celebrity net worth. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just looked up celebrity net worth. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I know Bree's response like, I wish. I think she like showed her apartment or something, right? How rich are the stars of the BFFs podcast?

First up, we got Brianna Chicken Fry. I don't know too much about her, but she's got about a million followers on TikTok. She's worth $400,000. Yeah, I mean, fine fine but she is on private jets three to minutes off her tiktok shut up yep three to what yeah yeah i i like i was debating bringing it to the air but now that she's not here and she chickened out on us i thought what did she what so she posted this video and she was like she was looking good in it she could get like all done up and everything about to go out and um i commented underneath it i was like don't let griffin see this tiktok or

some shit like that like making a joke oh because of the boyfriend deleted in like five minutes man what so quick so quick i thought i thought it was a fun like i thought it was like that's obviously a joke like i'm team breed but if i was the if I was the boyfriend, I'd fucking hate it. Oh, I'd hate it too. That's what I thought after it got to that. I was like, ah, ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's putting her in a tough spot because the boyfriend fucking hated it. Yeah.

But I'm not Griff, though. So at least, you know. Yeah. I get it, I guess. Logan Paul says he's sapiosexual, essentially calls Josie not the smartest. Sounds like slightly sapiosexual. Sapiosexual, yeah. What the fuck is that?

It means you're turned on by intellect and intelligence. Bro, a smart girl. I mean, you've had enough pretty girls that you're trying to start to climb that intellectual mountain. You're like, give me a journalist. I just want to be stimulated constantly. And aesthetics tend to not do that. Like Josie, I'm not going to lie, is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. In my life.

And I just constantly tell her, maybe this is why it didn't work. You need to be smarter. No. I don't know. No, that's not it. I've never heard her even speak, so I don't know if she's smart or not. Essentially calls Josie not the smartest, or blatantly calls Josie not the smartest? The wording.

Yeah, I don't know. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. That is a tough. I know them both, so it's like I just don't want to like them. I just met Josie last weekend, actually. I've heard by all accounts she's super nice. Yeah, she is nice.

But, yeah, that's a tough one. I mean, I'll take, to be honest. I think, for me, I'd much rather somebody be like he's the best-looking guy ever. Right. Because I already know I'm smart. Oh, okay. All right. Like if we're playing the intelligence game, I'm going to beat everybody. Oh, wow.

I'm a living room guy, like college football coach. Once I'm in the living room, forget about it. Okay. I'll be cracking jokes, doing this, doing that. Okay. But, you know, it doesn't always work that way either. Dixie reacting to Josh being famous? I try to just stay, like, low-key sometimes.

So if it's like I'm going to a restaurant, we'll just, like, ask the guy and we'll, like, park in the back, right? And, like, go through the back entrance. Or, like, it's like I feel like we haven't gone out like a day. As if she doesn't fucking do that. Come on, Dixie. She had very funny facial reactions. She is funny. She is actually super funny.

That was a good facial reaction. She had a lot of good ones. Josh is a stiff dancer. Oh, we know this. You know what the video is going to be? No, but I don't want to see it. Yo, what do you mean? This girl hit this shit, dog.

There's no way I could probably even do better than that. I think she probably did better than I did. I'm going to give you a compliment. I didn't understand this video. I saw the video and I didn't get it. I think that's what happened to me the first time I saw it, so I just went past it. Yeah, not much on that.

I didn't get much of that. All right, I might as well go old school and play Boomer Zoomer since this is two. Do the original Boomer Zoomer and then call it. All right, first might as well go old school and play Boomer Zoomer since this is two. Do the original Boomer Zoomer and then call it. All right, first Zoomer Boomer. That's got to be for you. You'd think. I know who it is.

I'm curious if you're going to know when I say it. I don't know. It's Billy Joel. Oh, I mean, I know the name. Yeah, of course. It's like Piano Man. It seems from an Italian restaurant. I mean, I know the name. Yeah, of course. So, like, Piano Man. It's scenes from an Italian restaurant.

Married to Christy Brinkley at one point, who is, like, the hottest woman of all time. Wow. That's a dub. Sing me a song, the Piano Man. Yeah, I know that song. I know that song. All right, I've rocked out to Piano Man. Yeah, he's got a million good hits.

I know who this is. I 100% know who this is. i don't know who that is do you ever remember when we talked about uh i don't know if we even talked about it on the pod the like tiktoker that got pregnant or like the tiktoker that was dating like a really young boy like they kissed or whatever she was like 19 and he was like 14 or something like that or 13 remember we were like we were like if we were 13 year olds and got with a 19 year old we'd be like oh that's fucking dope but apparently he said it wasn't dope um but she is pregnant right now i think anyways zoe laverne yeah she is pregnant okay i recognize that name yeah but i may just be thinking zoe de chanel because once you said zoe i just went like right there all right zoe laverne pregnant

again no first time still pregnant i mean still hopefully the first time for okay we haven't been in the show for nine months so yeah okay i feel like i i know i'm not gonna get it dude dr dre right yeah that's so bad nope that's so bad i mean he's getting old i'm getting everybody's getting old how old are you this is another podcast like if i saw dr dre when he was young though i would recognize the picture like have you seen the movie yeah that's what i mean like if i would have seen a young picture i'd be like oh dr dre i don't know who this is for you know alexis texas what a guess alexis, Texas. I met at a porn convention. Hated me.

Oh, really? Top five women I've met who just despise me. Wow. Like I was trying. Funny jokes. One. None of it. Just hated me.

Like, get this guy away from me. Jeez. Yeah. And you were cracking. Pamela Anderson. Shit. Fuck. Where far away?

Put that up again. Holy cow. This is turning into like a really depressing segment. Yeah. Holy cow. She looks old. Holy cow. Shit.

Damn. Wow. Hope she doesn't see that clip. This is your world, clearly. Yeah, it's Diego. Just one name, huh? Diego Martir. TikToker?

Yep. No clue what he does. None. Just TikToks. Yeah, that's what he does. I think this is for me. I know who it is. The only one I would guess would be Zoe. No. Who's the super pretty girl who, like, is in Disney movies? We talked about her on the pod.

What's her name? This girl right here. We talked about her on the pod. Who am I thinking of? Not the right one. Today we talked about this girl? Charlie? Yep.

She looks better there. I thought the girl was blonde who was looking at the Charlie. Charlie has been blonde. She's done both. Pretty girl. Yeah. Who was I talking about? Zoe.

One word. Disney. Makeup. Superstar. Zenyatta. Zoe 101? Oh, Zenyatta. Dude 101? Oh, Zenyatta. Dude.

I call her Zenyatta. That's a horse. That girl's white. How are you going to... Zenyatta is not white. That's not white necessarily. That's kind of like Asian-y dark skin, which is what Zenyatta is. Zenyatta?

Zenyatta. Zenyatta was a great racehorse. Great racehorse. All right. Zenyatta. You don't think that could kind of be zendaya not even close not even a little bit i don't know zendaya is hot so is that girl yeah but zendaya is like i feel like you see a picture of her and you know it's her clearly not no no no no i mean she was on like a disney child so maybe you don't say that maybe you don't need to know

her i think i think that picture save that picture put a pin in that picture i think you can confuse Oh, no, no. I mean, she was on like Disney Child. So maybe you don't need to know her. I think that picture. Save that picture. Put a pin in that picture. I think you can confuse Zenyatta, Zendaya. Zendaya. You're going to pull it up and just be like, no, I'm wrong. I mean, you probably won't say you're wrong.

No, no. I'll be the first to admit it. Nobody loves admitting they're wrong more than I do. Do a little side one. Yeah. That one right there. I don't think it's that crazy. What?

The skin color is kind of the same. No way. Maybe it's the lighting. Yeah, it got to be the lighting. You don't think they kind of look like they could both be like similar skin color there? All right. I don't think it's that crazy

uh dude this is the most embarrassing segment for me every fucking week um but i'm getting a burrito fucking captain jack sparrow no not the one i know i know it's not but even tyler alice smith Jack Sparrow? No, not the worst. I know it's not, but... Even Tyler Allen. Alex Smith. Damn. Oh. Do we... Do I?

Do we have this girl on our show, Uncancelable One? Mae Smith? Sienna? No, that's not Sienna. Then I don't know. Yeah, I have no idea who that is. Oh, that's Austin McBroom's wife. I feel like I would need to see a different picture.

All right. Wow. That wraps that up. We're going to try to get response. Yeah, Taylor, if not, we'll come back. We'll have guests because we. We're going to try to get response. Yeah, Taylor. If not, we'll come back. We'll have guests because we'll be in Miami for the next two episodes. So there it is.

That's BFFs. Wrap it up. All right.