BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - JOSH RICHARDS ASKS ELLIE ZEILER OUT ON A DATE — BFFs EP. 77

Episode Date: April 7, 2022

We start the show off with the shocker of all shockers: Tana Mongeau bailed on the pod 20 minutes before we started recording with the same excuse as last time. Luckily, Ellie Zeiler just happened to be at Josh's house and filled in. Dave eviscerates Tana to start the pod, we then get into headlines and talk Grammy's, Noah Beck's new movie, James Charles maybe getting a BBL, Sydney Sweenie's grandparents seeing her nude, and more. We also get into the controversy caused by our title makers with last week's Mads Lewis and Loren Gray title, Bri's social media drama that has spilled into real life, and end the show with a "Tik Tok Awards" game that actually just turns into a roast of Josh, Bri, and Dave. Support Our Sponsors: Coinbase: Sign up at https://barstool.link/CoinbaseBFF for $10 in free Bitcoin. Gametime: Download the Gametime app and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hi, guys. Well, what's really, really depressing for me is that I have zero subscribers. I know I'm not being mean at all, but I really look forward to looking at my channel and seeing a new subscriber and um i don't have any subscribers and it's it's it's heartbreaking because i do make um videos for you and you know even if you don't like me can you just subscribe to me i mean if you come along my video just click subscribe and i'll make you a shout out video bff let's go we got a last minute switcheroo here right yeah it's just the typical i save

the show i get the guests and uh that's how it is that's how it's done ellie were you already over josh's place what's how this happened like right, just set the stage. I sat down. I'm looking at the sheet. It says Tana Mongeau is going to be our guest on the pod. And before they even say it, she almost canceled, but she's doing it. I just got back from New Orleans, hence, like, the NOLA. But we're ready to go. I've been here for, like, 20 minutes. And then I guess she bailed.

Like, literally, the sheet had her on it. So, I guess she bailed. Like, I literally, the sheet had her on it. So I guess she bailed 10 minutes before. Yes, she texted us like 30 minutes ago and was like, I'm puking everywhere. I can't come. Saw that one coming, I guess. So just for the record, I think that's the second time she's used that exact same excuse. Right? Yeah. That's what I was thinking.

That's what I texted Rihanna. I was like, hey, this ain't slick. This ain't slick whatsoever. What a piece of shit. Honestly, she's a piece of shit. I guess that everyone knows she's a piece of shit. That's kind of her thing. And I guess that's the difference in my head between she's a content person. She fucks everybody. She knows how to stay in the news fine but there can't be any human who takes her seriously like i i think i've missed one one thing that i've committed to in 20 years and i i was trying to remember it was i overslept and it was like a little podcast i was mortified like i was like i committed to it i can't believe i missed it to do the shit that she does

Like I was like, I committed to it. I can't believe I missed it. To do the shit that she does, maybe piece of shit. You're just a clown. Like you can never be taken seriously by anybody on like a business end. Like if she's doing any business deals, I would trust her ever. She's a clown. She might not show up.

She's a clown. She has no respect for like to conduct yourself in that unless you're like, well, no, it's the same way. I feel like rappers do that. I find like they show up six hours late for the pizza reviews, but I don't take them seriously. And like, I know what I'm getting. Tana is a fucking clown and I will never take her seriously on any level ever. Except like cloud farming. So is she banned from BFFs? except like clout farming so is she she banned from bffs i mean i would never schedule her if she just happened to be somewhere it's like hey tan i want to come on that's like julia rose

clown like i asked her the same thing to you and she not only did it it's like she gave us she picked a time to come like we tape usually tuesday which is what it is and then she's like i can do thursday i'm like okay thursday pick the time she didn't get back for like four days and then she's like oh sorry i was in la or something what's that fucking mean the internet doesn't work in la also like that that's more convenient could have just came down the podcast right here right anything i don't know how you anyone could ever take you seriously as a human being when you conduct yourself that way i don't do it that way i'm sorry i agree yeah i don't i don't think that she really tries to be taken that seriously though

right correct maybe that's not her that's not her thing. That's just respect and decency. Who did this wine with her, Dizzy? I would have never done that. She's going to fuck that and plode that one way or the other. She'll miss appearances. She'll do whatever. I would never go into business with her in a quadrillion, zillion, trillion years. I was about to go into the alex cooper business

with her for our own drink and i would do that in a heartbeat because if alex says she's gonna be there she's fucking there one gazillion percent of the time tana if you say like alex showed up on time for our fucking bff pods we have big guests on all the time she's the only one who's pulled this shit she She's no A-list star. She's like a clout chaser. That's why she probably has to work so hard to stay in the news. Because if you treat people like shit,

you're never going to get the benefit of the doubt. How's that? There it is. Yeah, man. Wow. Oh, my God. Jeez. Boss Dave coming out right there.

You cancel like 20 minutes before with the same exact excuse you had last time? Like the same one. That's the problem. It's the same excuse. It's like, you got to come up with something different, right? You can't puke everywhere. Yeah, that's what I said. She said she had COVID and was puking everywhere.

This time she's just puking everywhere. Say you got run over by a car. At least something creative, not the puking. this time she's just puking ever say got run over by a car yeah at least something creative not the puking your mother died something that we can't talk about because there's a slight chance it could be true it could be true because even if she is like throwing up it's like it's not that bad at least we just made fun of someone throwing up we didn't make fun of someone whose mom's dead yes yeah and what why say yes like what's the point of saying yes that's what i also said.

Did we reach out to her or something? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how it happened. Yeah. I was talking to her and she was like, yeah, for sure. I'll come on. And then I gave her the time and dates like 20 times.

And then she said, sure. And then she texted 30 minutes before today and said no. And she confirmed again yesterday too. She actually, didn't she not text us this morning, Brianna and say like, yo, we still doing this? Yeah. She texted me and Josh and this morning was like, we're all good for today.

And I was like, yep, you got the address sent over everything. And then 30 minutes before she was like, I'm puking. I don't know what to do guys. Trash. It's fucked up.

Tana, Tana, come on. It's messed up. Tana, it is messed up. You know, we don't like to do this to you.

You know, we don't like to do it to you, but we have to. And by the way, I've been doing this for 20 years. Guests rarely, occasionally something happens. They don't cancel at all. They don't cancel like this fucking clown show. Like, I mean, you've got to be, I don't know.

I don't even know who you've got to be to cancel like this. Like Tom Brady maybe can pull this shit. It's, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Elon Musk. Rihanna beyonce maybe yeah somebody tana fucking mojo what are you kidding me are you fucking kidding me get the fuck out of here mojo tana fucking mojo yeah it reminds me a little god yeah all right that's a tiktok audio right there that's like i swear to god that's gonna be a trend somehow all right let me get rid of all the notes that we have yeah we gotta throw out the whole fucking episode half the pack if i had that dizzy wine i just fucking poured the fuck

out um all right so so we got lucky we had you just guys are hanging out. Yeah, you know what, Dave? I'm always saving the pod with these guests, dude. You know me. I'm always getting them. All right. So we'll just go through the headlines, and we'll do this now. See what we got. I guess that probably was better than her being on the show anyways, to be honest.

Yeah, you know what? Actually, maybe we should say thank you to her for doing this because that's a great that was a great bit right there there's some clips from that for sure yeah and anybody who has dealt with me long enough more on bar still knows like every once in a while something like this will happen like i'm ready and i get dropped news right before you go live so i don't really have time to like settle down yeah we just told you right like i i was sitting down and i i got right before you sat down josh i'm like what time's tana coming on like she canceled i just got the sheets 15 minutes ago so we meet you i just found out she was coming on 15 minutes ago

and then i found out she canceled as i sat down it's like what and the excuse whatever okay breathe we're home we're good we got ellie we got ellie she's a good guest we already know this let's go yes we got we got lucky yeah we got lucky okay um the grammys were this weekend uh sunday night so just like i don't know they always jam these things together which doesn't make a ton of sense to me because they i feel like obviously grammys is music oscars movies like you think they should like obviously the grammys is music oscars movies like you think they should separate them a little bit right yeah because i feel like the oscar that now that slap just overshadowed everything to the grammys i didn't hear anything about the grammys

i'm still hearing about the slap and i feel like the grammys were overshadowed at least for like men by wrestlemania like i was seeing that all over my stream not as much as the Grammys anyways let's look at what people wore and we'll give our feedback on what we think wait yes that's what we're doing here right yes no I think we're just we're looking at so the influencers

were there with Lauren Gray was there she was there oh I know her she was on a podcast last she's one of us Josh's rotating women that seem to be there on podcasting yo guys just so happen to be there ellie's just so happens to be what were you guys doing honestly we were i was filming a youtube video with her got it okay yeah good time yeah um and you guys went on a little double date action last week that's what i like baby that's what i like i like you i don't give

a fuck about your boyfriend come on let's ellie you didn't really go ham in that video for being honest you just kind of were like you're just kind of existing yeah do you have a boyfriend ellie i do not have a boyfriend what was the double date question you asked you guys went on a little bit of a double date last week didn't you guys i think it was like two weeks ago right that's kind of a while ago yeah yeah yeah but but a legit date no it was just like we were all hanging out you literally i have you ever been on a date josh have i been i've yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like one or two i can never I cannot imagine that. Yeah, because everything you say.

You can imagine me taking you on a date? What's up with your microphone? Is that me or? What, what, my microphone's messed up? Oh, maybe you guys weren't talking into it. That was all. Oh, okay. I was going to say, I feel like I'm pretty good at dates if I need to be.

You've only been on two. You have no idea if they're good or bad. No, I know. I know. I just don't know if like I was going through what a night like you're describing whether when I got back

I'd be like, yeah, I was on a date. Or I'd be like, no, I was just kind of hanging out. Like, I don't know. You just, anytime you're out with a girl you just call it hanging out? Oh, like when my class ties.

Maybe I'm old is like my definition of a date different. Okay, so what's your definition of a date? Were you guys like feeling each other out on a romantic level? Feeling each other out on a romantic level. I mean, I was getting some of those vibes from Ellie. Yeah. Yeah.

She was definitely like, are you kidding me right now? What? I'm just telling the truth. We were bowling. Yeah. But that's a date though. Bowling is a legitimate date spot. I was like, you know, like teaching how to a date though. Bowling is a legitimate date spot for sure.

Yeah, I was like, you know, like teaching how to bowl and everything. But we were with other people. I would consider a date like sit down, get to know you, like ask questions, like that's it. Versus hanging out is like just there's no. How did it come together? Bree and I will decide whether this qualifies as a date. I texted Ellie and I was like, hey, you want to hang out? And then she was like, yeah, sure.

We should go like mini golfing or something. Yeah. That's a date. Let's do it. That's a date. But how did it, how did you guys end up on a double date? Was Ellie like, I don't want to go with just you. Can we bring friends?

I think that's what it probably was. I think Ellie was probably like, yo, let's actually, she might've been hanging out with Kia Amanda. I don't know. This is an Ellie answer. Not me. No, I was hanging out. I was actually on the phone with Amanda

and then she was like, want to hang out? And then at that moment, Josh was like, too. And I was like, sure. You guys were friends. Well, all right, time out. That's way less.

They're dating, obviously. Amanda and Keo, yes. So it was the four of you? Yeah. Yeah, four of us. Come on. That's a date. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a date. That's a big time date because they're... And then you're back. Yeah. Yeah. That's a date. That's a big time date because. And then you're back. So would you guys go on another date? Maybe just you two? Great question.

Yeah. Would we go on another date? Nope. This is all you. What do you mean? I don't make the date plan. I can't just be the one that answers. Good point.

Touche. That's a point for you. I know. I think it is up to the guy. Like after the first. Like hey Do you want to go out again I do think

Is that what you're saying Ellie I agree That's what I was asking I was saying Ellie Do you want to go out again Oh you were doing it right then Yeah

Like I can't I can't make the decision for Ellie If she's going to go out Have you asked Have I asked Ellie to go hang out again Yes Dude why are you looking at me I mean yes she came over today

Yeah she came over today Because I was looking at her face To like remember you know Yeah she came over today to hang out So I was like She came over today Yeah she came over today Because I was That's a good point Yeah she came over today To hang out So I was like yeah Come over Okay

Okay I think I can foresee Another date happening In the future Yeah the first one Is definitely Do you foresee Another date

Any two people Go on Go to an event With a couple That is together That's pretty obvious What's going on That's

I may be old But I'm not that old Like that's just obvious what's going on that's i may be old but i'm not that old like that's just facts right yeah facts af all right um james charles was also at the grammy's i guess that was a little bit to do because yeah he's got controversies still right yeah yeah yeah just like all the shit it kind of never went away and people like, why the hell was he invited to the Grammys? And then people just started like shitting on his outfit. Wait, does he have any music? Like, does he make music or have any songs?

I know he sings his little heart out, but... He does. I've seen that. I always see that one meme of him when he was at a meet and greet or whatever. And he's like singing. You know what I'm talking about? It's traumatizing. In the middle of a mall. It's crazy. It's a good a good i mean props to him for having the balls to sing in front

of people honestly that's so true yeah and then ass and right and she's obviously dating she had i saw the picture of her making out i thought she looked great all right oh it's right below kissing on the red carpet i almost puked no offense so i saw the kardashian kiss that's a little much no k? Kardashian kiss? It just didn't come off my tongue correctly. Kardashian. Yeah. What was the Kardashian kiss?

It's on the sheet. They're like really sticking their tongues down each other's faces. Yeah. Wait, do you think, I remember you thought that Addison's boyfriend, Dave, wasn't a good look for her. Do you think they look good together now? wasn't a good look for her? Do you think they look good together now? So I went, when I was at the Super Bowl,

I went to brunch with Addison, and she told me a lot more about him, including the fact that he's not the drummer for... Yeah, yeah, we were super wrong. We just made that up. We were super wrong. He's like a producer, right? He's a producer, and if he writes the lyric for a song, he'll jump in.

So he wrote the lyric. I think I got this right. So he wrote the lyric for the song that he happened to be on the drums. But he's a producer. He's not MGK's drummer. And I like ass a lot. I'm pretty public about that. So the way she talked about him made me like him, too.

And she also is like he's a big Barstool fan. I'm also, if you like me, I'll like you back, like 10 times hotter type guy. So the fact he liked me, I'll like you. But yeah, I'm on her side, and I thought they looked cute. Yeah, they look really good. I actually said in a video, because I was asked about how they look together or whatever, I thought he kind of looked a little steezy at this Grammy Awards. I kind of thought his fit was pretty fire.

I'm not going to lie. He looks pretty good. His roots. Yeah. The glasses. The glasses I thought were definitely a look too. I think those were nice. Bieber looked like a clown.

If anybody else dressed like him, forget about it. He's Bieber so he can get away with whatever he wants, but that was ridiculous. He looked like a big baby. I think it looks cool. Come on, Ellie. That's like Balenciaga's thing.

It's like this oversized... I thought that it looked cool. Yeah, but just because it's Balenciaga... Fair enough, fair enough, but like... I thought that it looked pretty cool that's like we have our guy caleb like one of his bits is wearing these oversized suits to make like a mockery of it and nobody is walking around being like oh he looks like super fashionable like a roblox character yes yeah he he has worn over maybe it must have been

ponciaga like that before maybe because he has dressed a little bit. By the way, we're losing Ellie a little bit on the camera. Yeah, you got to. I don't know. The camera's not centered almost. And also, like, the camera that we actually film is right in front of us. It's not the Zoom call, so it's all good. I'm sorry.

No, no, that's fine. There's a lot more room. And Kourtney and Travis ended up getting engaged after the Grammys in Vegas. I guess the thing is the kissing on the carpet is like a trend, I guess. It's their thing. I think like Kourtney and Travis do this every time they go on a red carpet. They just tongue each other down. How many times have you guys been on red carpets?

Josh, a lot? Have you already been on red carpets? Josh, a lot. Have you already been on a lot? I've been on a few. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ellie? Yeah. Get him out. I've been on a few.

I walked one with Silvana, and the people taking the photos were yelling at us to kiss. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. I don't know if that's what they do to these people. Did you guys kiss? We didn't stick our tongue down each other. No, you weren't tugging each other down. Yeah, I nervously laughed and was like, ha-ha, and I kissed her on the cheek.

Okay, okay. But if you don't do a lot of red carpets, which I certainly do not, I was kind of caught off guard. Yeah, I've never went down. I've always been solo. Yeah, I was going to say, I've never went down with a girl. They never yelled at me and Bryce to kiss each other. You know who I think started it, though, is MGK and Megan Fox. Yes.

When they did that really big thing. Yeah, they did. That was a huge one. Is that when he had the black tongue? Yes. I think it was. Yeah, he had to show off the tongue. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, so now we're getting into the best and worst looks in the carpet. So we can just go through and grade these people like on a letter scale, I guess? Yeah, or do we want to put them in like the best or the worst category? Are those the only two? We can do anything you want. Okay. Okay, best, worst.

Can we do medium? We could do medium, yeah. So we've got a best, worst, and medium. Yeah. Okay, cool. All right, we have Duleepa. I'd put her in the best. Oh, they're all up there.

Yeah, they're on our sheet. Or are we putting it on the... We've got to be able to get better pictures, no? I guess not. Yeah, he doesn't get yelled at anymore. Kareem, if this is Kareem, I'd be fucking going for his throat. This is on you, Austin, then, huh? How do you do these without having big pictures of the people?

Well, it originally wasn't going to be a game. It was just going to be like looking through if there was any that you wanted to talk about specifically because we had a whole thing with tana but obviously it's changed now that's not bad technique just blame it on tana that is i was about to say that's a good good scapegoat you know okay we didn't want to play the game two weeks in a row because we just played it last week so we just if there was any outrageous one like the beaver that you wanted to talk about we just wanted to have everyone's outfits on there what's dylan francis doing with like a bag like toilet paper so he had a show before and he was like i'm just gonna stop in take pictures and then go do that got it yeah everyone was saying that sisa was lying about

having uh crutches she was like in a wheelchair and then she like stood up there's like video of her like walking on her feet to go get her she like lies a lot though right that's kind of like her thing isn't it she she always is like about things why would you first of all that's a terrible reputation that's her thing lying but second of all why would she lie about being on crutches because like when you were going to school didn't you always want crutches to like oh yeah like all the attention yeah it's like yeah she's lied once about freckles i'm pretty sure like one time she was like i used to cover up my freckles all the time or something and then like all of a sudden she's on an article where

like she has like these like drawn on freckles and she's talking about them as if she was real and then like weeks later it's gone again or like she talks about how like she hates cake and she only likes like pie for her birthday. And then it's like in like her grandma got her pie and she loves her so much for it. And then it's like people go back to her Instagram story and it's like pictures of cake on her birthday. Like she just lies about like weird fucking shit apparently. A little pathological lying actually. Yeah, I actually thought you meant she's lying the other way. That's I didn't get it with crutches.

Like no, I don't need crutches. She's she's lying for yes i know what you're talking about crutches were like the kind of cool thing to have when you're a little kid yeah you want all the attention yeah if you were a dude and you had crutches if you were a dude and you had crutches all the girls are gonna be like ah he's so sport he's so sick yeah he's sports i uh i didn't i've never heard that term he's so sport Dua Lipa looks hot she changed her hair color yeah she looks really

good her and make this kind of dress similar I someone dressed similar to her how can you dress similar to that yeah do Dua Lipa and make this stallion kind of were like a similar thing I think

they were the same designer because they have a new song together. Ah, that makes more sense. And they presented together. Oh, I saw that where then they like reenacted. Yes. Did you see that?

That was really cool actually. Olivia Rodrigo looks good. She's just pretty. I got in trouble once because somebody asked like, I think it was a video and I said her face looked like Silvana. I was like, of course you'd say that. She's so young. It's like, I don't know.

She genuinely does look a little looked like Silvana. She's like, of course you'd say that. She's so young. It's like, I don't know. She genuinely does look a little bit like Silvana. But people were really mad that she won Best Song of the Year, did she win, over Billie... What did she win? No, Song of the Year was Silk Sonic. Or she won something over Billie Eilish and people were going,

She was New Artist of the Year. She was New Artist of the Year, I think. Yeah. Yeah, people were mad she won New Artist of the year over Baby Keem, too. Yeah. I mean, it just depends what, like. Yeah, yeah. Can I see Halsey?

I'm a big, I always think she looks good. Oh, Gaga looks great. Monster. I think Doja Cat looks the best. Yeah, I'm in love with Doja Cat. Me too. She's by far the best dressed. Talking about Brianna being in love,

can we talk about what the fuck I saw all over Brianna's story with this new dude? I was hoping that wasn't coming out. Yeah, as if I'm not going to let that slide. Well, if you put it on your story. No, Ted, we always air out my shit. We just don't talk about mine. We're always airing out my stuff.

So what is going on? I will say I was in New Orleans with like 10 barstool people sitting around a table. You see Brianna's story? Like what's going on? So it was a topic of conversation. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I mean, it's a long story.

There's a lot. I got myself in a little bit of a situation. There's a lot. I got myself in a little bit of a situation. So I was talking to this guy for a little bit, and I realized I didn't really like him anymore, so I stopped that. Ooh, yeah, yeah.

You got the ick just like suddenly? Yeah, I just woke up liking it. I've never seen anybody resonate with anything you said on the show. I know what you're talking about said on the show like you just did I know what you're talking about no but sometimes you just get it like you get the ick

and once you get it you cannot get rid of it there's nothing you can do about it girls are so fucking mean you call me ick so mean bro I know right that's like the meanest

I got the ick that's so degrading that's so degrading no you gave me the ick I didn't mean it I just got the ick it's a thing I got the ick

and it was done and then so I didn't have any feelings anymore. And then I ended it. And two days later, he walked in on me kissing his best friend and his roommate. So that was really. Wait, at the same, both guys? No. Two?

No, best friend, his best friend, and also his roommate. And his like one rule when we were talking was like you can never well how did that end up on your instagram story because people were getting mad and people posted a picture people were mad that i did that and then someone posted were they mad that you did that because of your ex-boyfriend um no because of the the boy number one they knew about boy number one yes so boy number one did you know about boy number one josh no i didn't but josh is about to cry he's like i've seen this done before no it was different josh it was different

i know it's like a nessa jaden situation. That's what everyone's fucking saying. But I only talked to this kid for three weeks. We weren't dating. It is all different. It's very different. Fair enough. Can I still ask how did this end up on your story? Okay. Yes.

Why are you posting about this? Why are you airing this out? Well, she put it on her story. Yeah. No, I mean, that's what I mean. Like, why did you? Why did you? Because I was mad

So this girl Posted like All over the first guy And tagged me And was like Eat shit Brianna So I reposted it And then I said

Eating shit With her ex Who was that one That I was kissing Wait what Messy Wait what There's a lot

Guys there's a lot Can you just say that whole part All over again? Yeah, the whole thing. Okay. So the guy that I was kissing, his ex's friend posted a picture of her dancing on guy number one, trying to make me jealous because I was now with her ex and wrote eat shit Brianna oh so I reposted it and then I reposted kissing her ex and said eating shit oh okay like because like the drama

she tagged me right eat shit so I was like so do the guys hate each other right now oh yeah so you broke up with best friends over i for at the moment at the moment they are broken up and you kind of worded it uh this is crazy if you're a homewrecker yeah i'm on the friendship of a friendship how long are you guys best friends for yeah like i do we need to get them on the show wait wait like, do we need to get them on the show? But wait, wait, wait. Shut up. We need to get them on the show, Dave.

Yeah, we do. We actually need to because this is what I would do. How am I the homewrecker? It's the guy's fault. He shouldn't have kissed the girl that his best friend liked. He shouldn't have kissed the girl that his best... Yeah, he's an asshole. Yeah. So you he's an asshole yeah so you're you're with

an asshole i guess so yeah nice you could have worded it differently because you're like kissing him being like eating shit like he's shit like you know like yeah well that's what i thought originally i thought you're making fun of the guy yeah so is the ex-girlfriend of that kid now with the original guy i think have you swapped we so they just did a they just did like uh we think right okay and all hell breaks loose i know it's fucking crazy yeah so that's what i'm that's what i'm going through right now so you don't just put anything on social media yeah you're wild shit yeah she's wild josh yeah like way crazier than me yeah i would wow we need to get both those guys on this podcast we should have a round table yeah i think we need a little round table oh my god let's get the girl in too oh god it sounds

like oh yeah i'm gonna i'm walking around and new york city i don't even know what all of my enemies look like there's all these girls that hate me. I don't know what they look like. Wow. So you could get mugged. So I'm going to get jumped soon probably. Is this New York? Is this New York City?

This is all New York City people. You know who knew it? Oh my God. I heard rumors of it. And I'm like, how does anybody know any of this? And they're like, Glennie Balls. Glennie Balls? What?

Glennie Balls knows everything. glennie balls is ratting you out but glennie balls knows everything at barstool apparently wow yeah that's crazy um are you moving yeah aired it all out and then i made a podcast episode explaining it also that's a good wait when are you when are you running away from all your enemies and moving to la though yeah no that's why uh the LA I didn't want to say it. That's kind of why the LA conversation started and I was like, I'm getting the fuck out of here. So you started liking

the roommate slash best friend while you were with the ick? No, I didn't. It was just a random little kiss and then now it's turning into a little more than a random little kiss. Wait, that was a random kiss that you put on the thing and that turned into something? No, that he walked into was just a random little kiss. Wait, that was a random kiss that you put on the thing and that turned into something? No, that he walked into was the random,

it was just a random little drunk kiss. And then he walked in and saw it with his own eyes. I mean, that kid, you're dating, if they're actual friends, the kid that you're interested in is a colossal asshole. Did he like, did he like walk in and like, what did he do? I've always wondered, what do people do?

This is the most fucked up part. I already told this all in my podcast. He joined. He just like cried. So he was in his room this whole time and he just walked into the living room. So he was there. And that was how, that was really fucked up. So why are you still hanging out with him?

He walked in. We knew he was there. Why are you hanging out with them if you got the ick, though? No, but this is all, these are all my best friends. We all have matching tattoos. But you got the ick from a guy that you got a matching tattoo with? No, no, no. She's in a circle.

She was dating one of them. They broke up, but she's still going to hang out with her circle. How long has this been your circle for? Since I've been in New York. Do I know these people personally? Have I met these people? No, you just met Grace. Oh, wait.

No, Josh, you met all of them in Vegas. You met all of them. These are all my best friends that I brought to Vegas. No! You met all of them. Yes, you did. You broke up such a good friend group. No, we're all still together minus one.

Who was it? Who was it? Tell me who it was. Go join this other a good friend group. No, we're also together minus one. Who was it? Who was it? Tell me who it was. Go join this other kid's friend group. I feel bad for you. I'm Team Mick. I'm Team Mick. Stop.

Dave, let's make t-shirts Team Mick. Let's make t-shirts Team Mick. You guys are supposed to support me. I support you. Thanks, Ellie. Well, that's... If this was a guy doing this, it'd be like, whatever. Fuck it. He just wants to hook up with a new person. No, he didn't If this was a guy doing this, it'd be like, whatever, fuck it.

He just wants to hook up with a new person. No, he didn't. I went fucking ham on Jaden. But that's so different. That's so different. That was like public relationships. I talked to this guy for three weeks, and then I broke it off. You were literally sitting next to this guy.

You're like, I got the ick. Walked up into the other room and made out with his best friend. That is not what fucking happened. After he specifically was like... You did say he said, you can't make out with that guy, right? He did, but okay, who are you to tell me who I can't fucking make out with? You tell him.

That makes me want to make out with him if you're telling me I can't. It's like you don't eat your broccoli like to a little kid. Yeah. Yeah. Gosh. Wait, so wait, which can I know who it was? You don't have to say their name. You don't have to say little kid. Yeah. Yeah. Gosh. Wait, so wait, which can I know who it was? You don't have to say their name. You don't have to say their name.

You can say like a descriptive thing. It's going to come out. You put it on. Like what? Was it the one with red hair? No, red hair is my best. That's like I wouldn't kiss him. Oh, okay.

Good. I like that. What's O'Malley say about all this? O'Malley is a, she's a supportive friend and she's sticking. I was going to say What's O'Malley say about all this? O'Malley is a supportive friend, and she's sticking. I was going to say, she's going to be ride or die. She's going to be ride or die. I've rode with her through a lot of shit, so she's a rider. All right.

Yeah. This is crazy. This has been the most just baffling BFFs of all time. Yeah, it's a lot. There's a lot more that goes into it. So before everyone makes a judgment, go listen to my podcast episode about it oh it's a lot it can't be that much more into it it's only been going on for three weeks there's so much more there's so much more trust me ah okay okay on to the next topic though ellie's ride or die you're like yes because she's a girl

she's a girl she's a girl she gets it she's just being nice nobody could have your back the way it's been laid out it's not true it's not true at all i love riding for my dogs but i'm gonna have to listen to your podcast you're gonna have to listen and make your yeah i may have to like fake a like broken ankle on my way to this one and just be like I missed it yo I'm throwing up I'm throwing up I'm puking everywhere there's gonna be a tanner

yeah I'm puking all over the place for the 13th straight time I've cancelled on you guys yeah alright wow lots of stuff

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but it was a great deal. It was a great deal he got. Noah Beck is such a star and produced a new movie called The QB Bad bad boy and me produced by creator in wattpad wet boon studios the movie is a part of a fan fiction style content don't really know what that was the bad boy i don't see him playing a bad boy no i couldn't even imagine him he's like a little sweet golden retriever yeah i could see him as like a new like noah centineo vibe right yes I feel that.

I have no clue who that is. He does kind of look like Noah. They both named Noah. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, that's true. Good for him. Maybe they make a movie like To All the Boys Squared or something like that. I love that movie.

Noah x 2. They should. What is it Congrats Noah James Charles got a BBL A lot of James Charles news today After his recent Instagram post It's a mind fuck that first photo

On the left You don't know what's going on Your brain is just like scrambled eggs Looking at that photo It's a juicy ass for sure. I think he definitely got a BBL, yeah. What do you think of it, Ellie? I thought it was creepy.

That photo is just, it's tough to, you don't. It's so. All over the place. Bright. Yeah. It's just all over the place. Where does he put it? His ass?

Where's he put his ass? When I saw him in vegas oh he's it's he's tucked up oh where's his penis that's what you meant to say yes yeah yes okay you can talk it in as a guy if you maneuver you like it takes some work but you could probably get like guys guys nuts get like twisted from that. Like we had a kid in high school, like, you know, like in the guy's locker room or whatever,

there's some like weird guys, Dave doing weird jokes. And like, yeah, a guy tried to tuck his nuts in between his legs and he ended up twisting his balls. You have to go to the hospital and we called him twisty for the rest of high school.

That's a tough nickname. What do you mean? What do you mean? They twist up. You're squishing, like you're pushing it all back behind your legs and then like squeezing your legs. Yeah, people do that.

It's technically like a mangina. Yes. Yes. But I didn't know your balls could get all twisted and shit like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, balls can get twisted. I've never heard that story. Like you can get twisted balls for sure.

Oh, yeah, for sure. Twisted balls. Well, let's hope James. Apparently it's like it's he has so much room. I'm pretty sure the pain level of twisted balls is right there with pregnancy, actually. I doubt it. It wouldn't...

Well, I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for that, probably, from the women's side, but I'm pretty sure twisted balls... Nobody on this panel can definitively deny that. Yeah. Fair enough. Try to prove me wrong. Yeah, none of us have had babies or got twisted balls.

Correct. Sweeney's grandma talks about her tits. Euphoria actress, Sydney Sweeney, talked to Ellen about inviting her entire family to the Euphoria premiere, although Sydney is often naked in the show. I've heard about the clip. I guess we can watch it. I've never seen the show, but let's watch the clip that we're talking about and the question is would you invite your family to premiere where you're naked

i was on the floor what are you thinking inviting your grandparents to that well and i wasn't thinking i was so excited and how are they with it they said said I have the best in Hollywood. Your grandparents said that? Yeah, my grandma. She's right there. She's right there. Wait, your grandma is sitting right there? Yeah, Bella DeSantis.

Oh, hi. Wow. All right, then. That's fantastic. She approves. Grandma approves. First red flag is that she called her grandma by her first name.

I didn't even notice that. Yeah. Velda? She did. That is a little strange. That is a little strange. I don't even like watching movies with explicit sex scenes with my parents.

Still. Yeah. Like to this day. Yeah. Same. You got to do the like. Yeah. I would not like my parents.

Or the like looking at your phone. It's kind of like one of those that you realize how dirty it is when your parents are there too. Right? Like. Yes. That's so true. You ever listen to a song?

You ever listen to a song? Yeah. Your parents are in the car and you're just like. Yeah. It's like. Fuck. Maybe I will. Maybe I will turn this one down.

I'm going to change this. Yeah. That's a good point. But she does have the best tits in Hollywood. Grandma wasn't wrong. I've only seen this picture. I've never seen the show. I didn't watch the show, so I can't really judge. I think you can top her when you get here. Yeah. What?

Yeah. What? I didn't hear what was what what was that i just said that when she moves here she'll be up there with her oh oh yeah thank you new boo new boo brie um okay yeah she's a bad person amelia zilber is going to be on euphoria season three probably they're saying it's because of nepotism um again don't watch the show. So I don't really care about that. Wait, they're saying it's because of nepotism? Yeah, because apparently Amy Zillow's parents are in the entertainment and fashion industry. And additionally, their parents and Euphoria creator Sam Levinson followed each other on Instagram.

But I mean, to be honest. Are you saying Amelie? Are you saying Amelie? Yeah. She is saying Amelie, yes saying Amelie yeah she is saying Amelie yes okay okay

all right I'm sorry I was lost for a second but this is also a so we don't know if it's true but also even if it is true

I mean is nepotism in Hollywood like some I mean brand new thing the main character is nepotism and euphoria

like the apatows I was just gonna say maybe Iris would go on. Yeah. Because her sister's on? Yeah, exactly. I mean, I don't think this is a used story.

This has been a thing in Hollywood for... Forever. Since the start of Hollywood. Beginning of time. Not only Hollywood, by the way. Every single, yeah, any company, there's like the son that gets the company after. Totally.

Banks and David Dobrik got a little bit of a do-to-do. Banks called David Dobrik out for promoting a pumped-up NFT scam similar to the one that FaZe members were charged with promoting. Banks said the same company reached out to him, offering him $500K up front for very little promo. Banks went on David's podcast to discuss. Podcast is yet to be released. Banks wanted to educate David better on NFTs

and said David got 100K from Bored Bunny, NFT company, while people got scammed. Is the Bored... Bored 8, Bored Bunny, that's what you were trying to think? No, Bored Bunny, I think, is one that... Silvana, who knows nothing about NFTs, wanted one of these. Ah, so you think maybe David Dobrik got to her?

A lot of influencers were posting this, if it's what I think it was. There was like a Playboy Bunny one looking one. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah. Interesting. Very interesting. I don't know.

I wonder if that's the same one. You would think a guy like David Dobrik, if he knows what he's doing, would not do that. Because I know he's gone through shit, but I don't think he's hurting for a little pocket change. Why ruin your reputation by doing that? Like for $100,000? Yeah, it makes no sense. Black China, Block China, Black China. How do you pronounce that? Black China. I think it's Black China. doing that like for a hundred thousand dollars yeah it makes no sense um black china block china black china how do you pronounce that black i think it's black china yeah you got it uh she's

pleading for child support shade room posted block china's tweet saying she had given up three of her cars because she's a single mother with no child support tyga and rob kardashian who father of her two kids comments opposed saying they both pay 40k a year for the kids' school and the kids live with them five days of the week. That's not that much money for Tyga. And then the comments, though, from Rob and Tyga are so funny. Rob said, I pay $37,000 a year for my daughter's school. I handle every single medical expense. I pay for all her extracurricular activities.

I have my daughter from Tuesday through Saturday. Why would I pay child support lol and then taiga said i pay 40 000 a year for my son's school and he lives with me monday through saturday why would i pay child support lol so like yeah why would they pay they need like daddy daycare like yeah i love how taiga ones uh i love how taiga kind of wound up rob kardashian by just Kardashian by just like a couple thousand, and then one day, too. He was like, ah, but it's not Tuesday for Saturday for me. It's Monday to Saturday.

Yeah. It's tough to feel bad if those situations are the truth. WrestleMania we talked about a little bit earlier. That was this past weekend. Logan Paul wrestled. Pat McAfee wrestled. It's kind of crazy. Pat used to work at Barstool. Logan we do a ton of shit with um still

just seeing like i want to say former co-workers kind of co-workers being like main people at w at wrestlemania it's kind of surreal to see makes sense for logan guys like i don't know if anybody's had a bigger rise really in the last two to three years than him from mayweather to this if you count like obviously the other paul to the brothers the two of them they're just skyrocketing no yeah this is so cool this is like one of the things that i've seen logan done that i think i'm probably like the most jealous you were there weren't you yeah yeah yeah i mean when i was a kid i had a i had an instagram account with my buddies like that was probably actually like how i started social media when i was like 11 years old uh me and my buddies had an account on

instagram and it was called wwe finishers and all we used to do would like we'd pull out like a bunch of mattresses lay them out in the basement and we just recreate wwe moves to each other like all the time and just post them on instagram we thought it was sick i feel like every kid i used to do the same thing i don't know how how popular IS is the other day, like for guys nowadays is. I don't hear much about it, but I heard you couldn't go anywhere, at least on WrestleMania. Stone Cold Steve Austin was back. There was so much about it. The Undertaker retired, right?

Or was inducted into the Hall of Fame, sorry. So do you pay any attention to it, though, outside of WrestleMania? I feel like when things, like, come up on my feed, it's just kind of like, it's cool to, like, read about it just because, you know, I used to watch it when I was a kid. But it's definitely, I haven't, I don't watch it like I did when I was 10 years old. Yeah, right. Like, I screen record. Well, that's what I mean.

I don't know that, like, 10-year-olds anymore do that. Maybe they do. Maybe they don't. Oh, I don't know. I don't know that 10-year-olds anymore do that. Maybe they do. Maybe they don't. I don't know. I don't know. There were a lot of people there, but also there were a lot of like – it was almost like a barstool. It looked like one of those barstool shows you guys do before a college football game.

Yeah, yeah. Where it's like all of you guys up on the front, and they're just going crazy in the audience. I got some of the shitty WWE cheers. People like people were like who are you and stuff like that because they they don't do they announce who you mean no like they announced me like people were like oh but like you know wwe fans and really yeah that who are you as a champ yeah so they hit the who are you champ but that's kind of cool actually it was kind of the dopest thing ever because it was like that it made me feel like a heel, which is like an evil person, WWE.

But I was just out there, and I was like egging it on. I was like trying to get them to cheer louder. It was pretty cool. Where was it? It was in Dallas. Dallas, got it. Yeah, it was at the Cowboy Stadium, the AT&T Stadium. BFF starts drama – well, probably starts drama this week.

Ellie will be mixed into it because now for three weeks. So we had Mads, we had Lauren, and now we get Ellie. And our crack staff, I don't really know what the fuck's going on in your world, Josh. But Lauren did say on the podcast that she thought Mads unfollowed her. It was a long podcast, but the headline of our podcast was Lauren Gray and Mads Lewis fight over Josh Richards. With a question mark. A little.

I like the question mark. It made me laugh. I think it was valid. You think it was fair? I thought a little mad about it. I was like, who did this? Because our guest is going to come on if that's our headlines? I don't know.

I don't think they were really that mad at it. I think it was able to be played into a joke pretty easily. Yeah. But, yeah, it was right. I feel like we were touching the line. We were getting close there. The question mark held, but it's clickbaity, so it did numbers. Yeah, so, Ellie, since you were actually on a date with him

while the other girls were actually on the show, were you like, what the fuck is going on? Or were you like, this guy? Yeah, what did you think? Unbothered. I was a little unbothered, yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

You just bailed her out with that one pretty. We're helping each other out this episode. She's the only one that had my back. I got to have hers. Thank you. I appreciate that. Parachute here. Lauren went on Josh's T-Talk to talk about what went down.

Let's see what was said here. I'm sitting at this premiere, The Lights Go Dark. The movie starts movie starts at 5 which is also the same exact time the podcast goes live I get sent a Screenshot I'm like now what the fuck who's title these videos because I have no beef with Matt's right And I had to message her and be like hey There's no beef here. Yeah, well, I... But she's super nice. I don't actually title the videos. Okay.

Yeah, it's not, like, up to me. You're not taking responsibility for that one. See, not at all. It was 100% not my fault. Not only was that bullshit for me, but that's bullshit for her. Yeah, for real. She's my homie, and y'all just threw her in there like that. Yeah, no, yeah.

So y'all aren't fighting, though. No. No. No. I don't have peace. Especially not fighting over Josh. Yeah, that's silly. The only thing I'll say is she was the one who did say, like, Mads unfollowed me.

Oh, yeah. No, I think Lauren's, I think she's kind of low-key good at, like, the clout moves a little bit. Yeah, and she posted the cryptic video with like the cryptic lyrics and all that shit. She knows what she, she knew what she was doing. I was more, I don't think Lauren cared at all.

I knew Mads was very like, I don't want to talk shit about people. So that's just like, she was very clear that she's like, she didn't want the drama. That's who I didn't feel bad for fucking Lauren. I think she, she was a big,

you know, with the pot, but I don't think mad's on any part of it um fair jackson mahomes maybe we'll get jackson mahomes on this show before i saw that yeah yeah yeah he's like flirting with he was flirting with brianna yeah that was a little weird did you talk to him and i commented he didn't comment back at me so i thought he had a wife no his brother his little brother that's his brother. We're talking about Jackson Mahomes, not Patrick Mahomes. Patrick.

Yeah, Patrick also welcome on the show anytime. But it's his little brother who annoys everybody and is universally hated basically by everybody. You've never seen this kid before? No, I think last time we were talking about him and then I was like, I thought that he was, you know. And then like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought that he was, you know, and then, like, ever, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, let's see it.

Are you mad she choosing me? I like what she do to me. She say she feel safer over here. This where the shooters be. So is she hitting on you? Is he hitting on you? I don't know. The caption was, I'm ready to be friends.

You down? I don't really know what that means. So we reached out. I asked him to be friends. You down? I don't really know what that means. So we reached out. I thought that was kind of. I asked him to come on the podcast. He's like, when? I've never done it before. And then he didn't.

I'm like. And then he asked if he could see the questions. I'm like, well, it's kind of by the seat of our pants. Like you can see the original, but we don't know. We're going to ask you about a lot of the incidents probably that you've done that people hate you about. But we're not going to like like it's not like gotcha he'll probably come across good if he can handle himself I feel like people

like it humanizes you he didn't respond back maybe after he watches this or sees a clip of this he'll finally come on I thought we didn't put in the the selfie he took on his story of you know I was wondering if we ever put that up.

Yeah, I was wondering about that too. No, we didn't. Good. We shouldn't. All right, that's nice. No, and we didn't. He took a selfie by accident. We think that he put it on his story.

Tons of people sent it. We did not post it. So, see, Jackson, we have your back. Yeah, we're good people. We're actually nice over here. Well, you're debatable today. Okay, fair. we have your back. Yeah, we're good people. We're actually nice over here. Well, you're debatable today. Okay, fair. You're debatable.

I'll take that one. I'll take that one. I feel bad that we're just digging at Brianna this whole time. We're not digging. I mean, there's one person in the universe who's like, I'm glad Dave has my back. It's the kid who's on an island right now. Just needs a pat on the back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of people who feel bad for this kid, Brent Rivera, who was... Yeah, they said he sucked in bed. And Josh, you said to our listeners to tell him he got good dick game. A lot of people went to the comments telling him he's got good dick game.

No way they did. Did they for real? Yeah, they did for real. Flooded. Oh my God. No. The problem. Did they for real? Yeah, they did for real. Oh my God. No. The problem is he knows it's all bullshit.

Yeah. That's why I said it's like almost worse. Yeah. No, it isn't, bro. Because the girl, other girls don't know that. Other girls be in his comments

and they're just like, oh, wow, really? That's so interesting. But they're like, why are all these little boys talking about Brent's dick game, though? It doesn't make sense.

I would still say in the scheme. I was trying to help you out, dude. Seriously. Yeah, we're team Brent. In the scheme of mean things that have happened in the universe, being told by your ex that you suck in bed is still the meanest. Even if you do, that's going going for the throat that's a little too much um so gruen you and gruen are done so he tweeted that out i was sad to hear it but it sounds like it's amicable no it's it's it's really it really is um it's it's it's a sad thing for

sure i mean michael went through that like super invasive surgery he had kind of been like a little bit like mia and then in what we were doing together just because you know he was healing getting ready before the surgery i think it's like also like a huge uh thing just like mental health wise um so he yeah kind of stepped back for like four or five months and everything and and then at at that point he's been back with his family for so long now to uh spending time in new york so it was just kind of like everything we have running over here has been running everything he's doing he's enjoying so it was just like let's kind of like go down these separate paths and also i think it was like i'm 20 now i can live alone and do right shit a little bit being adult like uh but yeah no nothing but love for michael i have so

much to credit to that man so yeah no he won me over i'm i'm team growing so yeah always always will support that guy um caleb's interview with hasbulla came out like basically broke the internet internet at millions of views in like one day very funny very interesting his first interview he's ever done there's probably a million clips already on like tiktok and the sounds from it um we have a deleted scene of hasbulla tormenting the sound guy i'm scared of him hasbulla yeah he won't touch you because you're a woman i know that's why he doesn't He won't touch any women, right? He hates women. He doesn't hate them, he's just religion not allowed to interact with them.

Wait, what? Like, touch them and take pictures. He can't. That's what Caleb said. I'm so confused, though. Before we play this video, I need to know what you mean by that. His religion. I think that he's Jewish. Is he Jewish? No. I think that he's Jewish. Is he Jewish? No.

I was going to say, what? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what he is, but he's from... Is it Dagestan where he's from? But there are cultures where it's like... It's just part of their culture. They're not allowed to... Okay, yeah.

I was just trying to figure out what that meant. Okay, cool. Let's watch it. All right, ready? he's just trying to blow out his eardrums yeah he's evil how old is he like 20 something 18 19 yeah yeah yeah a little bit older so anyways if you haven't seen the interview it's 15 minutes i don't even think that does it justice that clip but very funny interesting interview all right is it still does it still wreck it for you that you know he's 18 19 now no no i've come around on it okay me too i've come around changed my opinion yeah i feel like once

you know that and it's it like goes to the back of your mind you know what i mean you kind of get over it and he's still a funny and i talked to caleb about he's like yeah he's a menace he's like the real deal he just wants to fight and yeah like he's in a weird way it's like you you almost think differently when you're 20 and people talk to you like maybe you're a kid but you're not it makes you just want to like punch everybody um okay coinbase i'm actually speaking at the bitcoin conference this week in miami i don't exactly know what that means i'm not the deepest guy in my bitcoin knowledge i just have it and i hold it i'm doing i may even be on a panel like francis nigo the UFC guy. I'm not sure.

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And then suddenly started puking. Yeah. Okay, so what do we got then? Sometimes stomach bugs come out of nowhere. in the morning so we're like she's coming on and then she did that and then suddenly started puking alright yeah okay so what do we got then sometimes stomach bugs come out of nowhere yeah imagine if she really

was like sick two times that's what I was thinking that's what I was thinking too as we were just like shitting on her I was like imagine she's in bed

right now heaving but then you have to come on the show you have to come on the show and puke for us yeah or send a video

of you puking or something yeah you have to have some the show and puke for us. Yeah, or send a video of you puking or something. Yeah, you have to have some type of proof at least. She's got to have to know Dave was going to freak out. Do you think she forgot she used the same excuse last time? Yes. I think she completely forgot. 100%. Okay, so this game.

It's got to be her go-to. Yeah, it has to be. Maybe she just doesn't care and she says that all the time. I think that's it. That was the point of my rant. Yeah. Yeah. So basically this game, it's awards season and then also Cannes Film Festival or whatever it's called.

Cannes, you unsophisticated moron. All right, Dave, pronunciation guy. Cannes. So basically they announced they're going to partner with TikTokiktok and there's going to be like a tiktok section um so we picked a couple of categories three videos for each you're just going to say first second and third place for each of them so you did this on the fly no we started i started putting this this is kind of an idea and then we started putting it together i finished it last night just see that's good job Yeah, this is a good game. Kareem would have been watching sheep jump over a fence at that point.

We'll see if you think the same after the end of the game. Okay. So we have three, we watch three videos and then we rank them? Yep. So the first one's best musical performance. Video one. Video one.

What? Take your headphones off. You and me, we come from different worlds. You like to laugh at me when I look at other girls. Sometimes you're crazy, you wonder why. I'm such a baby that the dolphins make me cry. But there's nothing I can do. Than looking for a girl like you. Can't sing Can't dance Don't wanna make your pants

That went on for a long time. That was old school. I always said I was the best Darius Rocker, Hootie, and Blowfish singer of all time. So I went to prove it. You sure proved that. Okay, that's one.

Prove something. Yeah, something. I sound good, bro. How about your merch, too? Why is that good? Wait, are you singing? No, bro, I's good as fuck. How about your merch, too? Why is that good? Yeah, right? Wait, are you merch singing? No, bro.

I'm singing my heart out. That merch is something. Josh Richards. Yeah, it's that OG 13-year-old merch. What is mine going to be? Breeze was a lot of digging for these ones. I was going to say, Breeze. I'm like 12 in this, or 11.

You left me dancing in the moonlight And you thought you'd never let it go That's like from my Facebook page. Those were the hardest ones. How did you get that? That's so funny. That's awesome. That is so awesome.

I was going to say, I don't think I have a singing video that you guys could have found. Can I watch the Brie one again before we vote? Absolutely. Oh, it's just shit on Brie day. No, I just... Mine was like two hours long. Mine only got seven minutes. I'm only dancing in the moonlight.

When you touch, you'll never let it go. All right, you got to give Brie. I'll go Brie, Josh, me. Yeah, I think I got to take that one. Brie is the winner, dude. Oh, my goodness. Holy shit, that's so funny. Were you, like, harmonizing with someone?

Yeah, there was three of us in that video, if I remember. You couldn't tell, Josh? No, I couldn't because I'm super musically talented. It felt weird having other small children that weren't Brie in the video, so we cut them out. Yeah, if that's fair. Oh, yeah. All right, next category is best thirst trap.

I don't like this game. Me neither. I can't imagine what mine is. I hate this. It's going to be so bad. I already know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, Dave, at least yours are, like, more, like, self-aware.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my god. Why are you so long? Dude, you're killing this shit. Wow, you're playing mine a long ass time. Yeah, it's so long. Yours are so painfully long. It makes it better though. No, just to clarify, that was a spoof.

So the next two are going to be like... That's the like dave is more self-aware in his videos correct that was like i used to mimic everything bieber did it was awkward as fuck making that but i knew what i was embarrassing though for you to see that and be like oh it doesn't matter i was making fun of myself when i made it i was trying that was like an snl't When I made it I was SNL skin yeah Yeah, it's not an SNL skit when I do it's more of an essence like my life is yeah Speaking of which you know I mean like that could have been done like two days ago. Kind of recently.

Was it? No, that was done like maybe two years ago. Yeah, it was about two years. Oh, God. What the fuck is mine going to be? Breeze aren't as funny because Breeze has actual thirst traps, but we didn't pick one of those. What is this? Oh, I don't even want to watch this i feel like brie's been posting thirst traps though recently

yeah no it's josh by a mosh yeah yeah yeah for sure. Yeah, for sure. That one was crazy, Josh. That was crazy. Never lose. Never lose, Josh. You're demon time on that one. What were you thinking? Like with the back camera and shot? I don't know.

It was probably. That's always the beauty of this. Like he not only made those, but then he pushed publish. Like he looked at it and he's like, okay, it's good to go. Probably made like three or four, right? Like it couldn't have been my first take you know all right next category was called best amateur film but it sounded too much like porn so he changed it to best upcoming artist okay okay yeah it's one of mine that i know is an all-timer it has to be in there at some point. I'm guessing that... Oh, knock, knock. Hello?

Did you order a pepperoni pizza? I sure did. Oh, yeah? Can I deliver it to you? You can, but I don't have any money. Hmm. What can I do to get that pizza in my mouth without paying for it? I think I have an idea.

Tell me, hurry. Can we go inside and then I can tell you how? Sure. without paying for it. I think I have an idea. Tell me, hurry. Can we go inside and then I can tell you how? Sure. Let me follow you in. Have you had like some porn awards or something, dude? Yeah, it's honestly like Barstool fans, Mount Rushmore favorite videos. I did like two days

of spoofing at the porn awards. That's funny. That's amazing. Yeah, there's a lot of videos that come out of there, like a lot of videos that nowadays, I don't know how they'd go over, but back when I did it, people thought very funny. Okay. Video

two. Oh, fuck. Hey, what's your name? I can't even watch this one. I take my headset off. I like What's my name? I don't know why we're doing it again. It was a fucking joke at least.

You wanna know why? It's cause I can spit really good on camera. You want me to show you? I've never done it live before. What if I get a dry mouth? I'm awkward. I'm like uncomfortable.

I don't ever get uncomfortable. That shirt is fire though. You want me to stop talking? I need to stop. I need to spit on you. Babe, I think I'm in love with you. Can your fucking mom hear you? Let's get married, babe.

I thought you were talking about like spitting like rat. No. And you spit. That's one of the worst things I've ever seen, I gotta be honest. I was, first time doing this show I was uncomfortable No me too We watched a sex tape together

And that was way worse than that I had to take my iPhones off You ruined that shirt Which was like one of the best shirts I've ever seen You spit all over it No this shirt the Adam Bomb Garbage Pail Kid was a fire shirt. But I can't. You may have ruined Garbage Pail Kids, too.

That was tough. All right, video three. I'm not. Yeah, I'm disappointed in myself, man. What even could this be? Three, six, nine girls want to drink wine. Tell the man not to waste your time. If the man broke, the man hear jokes. even could this be that's not even the right one i don't know how i got in there but yeah that was like my first tiktok i think ever as a layup you can see the fear in brie's face as you're i don't know what you guys are. I've almost become a little bit.

I've become almost numb to the pain now in a way. And I think, Josh, endless people send your videos. I think that's how we have. We have like a treasure. Well, I mean, it's like, yeah. I've never seen that one. That was something. I did spend a day and I went through probably thousands of his TikToks

and just pulled like 100 of them and just released them periodically for six months. That's awesome. It's like a jump scare on TikTok, seeing the BFFs, like a random one. Yeah. They always go viral, too. Yeah, it's so funny. Views are views.

Hilarious. All right, next category is best dancing performance. Here's the first one. Oh, my God. I hate Grammy's. I mean, that was relatively recent and also self-aware. Yeah, I know. See, I only recently came across this self-aware thing.

So it's a lot more difficult for me. That's a good lie. All right, video two. Oh, my God! You're so far down! Girl, I must... Such a bad week for me. I think I've seen that one.

That could have been worse. That's not true. That could have been. Nothing could be worse than the last one. Yeah, coming off the other one. No, that's actually true. You know what? That's true.

You spit on the camera on the last one. Oh my God. Yeah. Did your mom ever walk in? Yeah. Did your mom ever walk in on one of you doing that I feel like I'd rather her walk in on like me watching porn than that

yeah oh my god yeah um I mean like they probably could yeah they could just hear you listening in the hallway what yeah what if they just watched it like do your parents watch your have they seen that like oh yeah that's just my

I think I used to get like comments actually when I was But if your parents watch it, have they seen that? Like, oh, yeah, that's just my Joshie. I think I used to get comments, actually. When I was younger, people would be like, imagine if your parents saw that. So then I would be like, you know what would get a lot of likes? Is if I made them watch the video. Yeah, right. So then I'd duet a video and have my parents have to watch the video of whatever I did. That's smart, actually.

All right, Brie. Third one. Okay, I'm 12,'s smart, actually. Alright, Brie. Third one. Okay, I'm 12, so it's fine. I don't like how you get a little advanced before we can see it. I know, I do get to see it before. Yeah. That was fine. These, by far, were the weirdest ones to have to find.

Yeah, this is like Facebook, my first Facebook account. Alright, next category. Wait, so who won that one? Oh, my first Facebook account. All right, next category. Wait, so who won that one? Oh, yeah, I guess. Josh? What was the category? Best dancing performance?

I don't remember what mine was. Yours was Patrick Mahomes. Jackson. Jackson. Yeah, I don't know. Josh, me break. I feel like these are like the cringe awards yeah yeah

these are these are make fun of us awards for sure yeah how many more categories do we got two more okay

this is the best lip sync this is rough oh I I know this is the one that I'm waiting for this one's also self aware

but I'd be stunned if this isn't it I don't think it's what you think it is oh goodnight oh who cares I'd be stunned if this isn't it. I don't think it's what you think it is. Oh.

Good night. Oh. Who cares? I'm about to keep barking at a bitch who ain't by her side. You guys are lucking out. Anyway. Just mad because you was a stripper that thought she was going to get wiped and didn't. Psych.

That's fine. I'll be a stripper because I make way more money than you, bitch. Bye, your life. Good night. You trying to get out or you just trying to run your mouth? You the one that came in here because you got a problem? You trying to get out or you just trying to run your mouth? If you got a problem, then what's up? I mean, I'm just like a paid actor in those. Yeah, but you're getting a lot better at it. Thank you. The lip syncing is getting so nice. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. That was a layup that like, yeah, that was good. You're lucky. Maybe it's the alley for this like fucking slam dunk right here. Let me show you what you're missing. The eye roll. The three finger eye roll.

That was a crazy time in this world. Was that. That was my favorite. That was a crazy time in my life. Yeah. That was a crazy time. You know what? You want to hear something crazier though?

Think about this. It kind of fucking worked. That's. You know what? I was going to say that. Honestly. 100%. It kind of.

It would work. Now look at you. Honestly, I respect it. It would work. Now look at you. Yeah, you'd do it over again for sure. Yeah, yeah. Would I not go and repeat everything I did? Yeah, of course. Look at me now. Right.

Radio 3. Radio 3. I got to get Bree that award. I got to get Bree the one there. I like that. Got the braces? Yeah. I'll go Bree Josh me. Yeah, I'll take that one.

All right, last category, best makeup slash costume design. Oh, fuck. Dude, I think I know what this is going to be. I'm going to hate this so much. This is the worst time of my life. Yep, yep. Fuck! I tried to delete this, and they still got it.

Damn me! I deleted that like three days ago. That end phase. I think that's not that bad. I mean, it was kind of cool. Yeah, in the scheme of bad ones, that wasn't that bad. Yeah, that was kind of a cool video. Yeah. I think that's the worst. They ended you on a high note.

Yeah. Really? I don't think I liked that video at all. Yeah, how did you do that? No, how? How? It was like... Like the makeup only showed up in one light?

Yeah, yeah, because the color. Like the color of the makeup or whatever. Okay. That's kind of cool, actually. Yeah, I thought that one was pretty good. Yeah, good work, Josh. Making me feel better, but I still hate it. Is this all going to be Josh?

WrestleMania 30, Bourbon Street, Heart Foundation. Heart. Taking over New Orleans. Oh! That was actually fun. So we went, Dan and I, Big Cat, went to WrestleMania to do a video. I don't know, five, seven years ago, we dressed up as the Hart Foundation and just walked up and down Bourbon, and other people are dressed up, and you just start wrestling them in the street, like total strangers.

That's so sick. That's funny. That's so awesome. Yeah, so that's not embarrassing. That's like another big Barstool video. Just literally in hindsight so gross to be like rolling around Bourbon Street on the ground. But I'm so for that. I'm actually 100% for

that WrestleMania weekend. They still do that type of thing? If WrestleMania is there, like the guy who hit me with that thing, it's like he didn't say a word. I had no idea you just jump in and start wrestling people that's it's pretty crazy concept yeah yeah you think like that could get like a little dangerous a little quick you know yeah it's just everybody in costume is down to like wrestle and based on like the costume that's whose side you're on like you know what's going on in the wrestling world. So they're your friend. You wrestle with them.

And if they're not, you wrestle against them. Yep, yep, yep. All right, last one. Let's go. Let's do it. Oh, no. What is it? Devin keeps looking at me.

And I'm like, hi, guys. It's Brianna. And we're just doing a tutorial today. I'm kind of a smoky eye Not really but Yeah so Literally me I really hope you guys enjoyed this video

And Thanks for watching Bye Those pink shirts had me in such a Choke hole in like 7 seventh grade that's so cute that's funny brie wins that i think i win that one yeah yeah yeah makeup tutorial on josh and then mine third i thought you for sure you forgot the wicked game that's like the most awkward video probably i i that yeah that i was i was a little hesitant on that one.

Oh, because of various. Yeah, I could see. The number one video, any teenage boy my age, is Wicked Game by Chris Isaac. It's basically like sex. And then I recreated it when we were in California one time for a video. It's supposed to be a spoof, but even for me, it's tough to watch. It's like,

Oh, I know this. It is like, so you recreated the entire music video has been with us. All right. You can pause it now, but it's a long video. Hank, who's been with us. All right, you can pause it now, but it's a long video. Hank, who's been with us forever. It's the first video he directed.

It took like 10 hours. Every single scene exactly we did. I think she was dating Little Dicky at one point. I think the model was dating Little Dicky at one point. I may have made that up. That's sick. Yeah. There it is.

All right. That was a wild show. I was going to say, without a tan, but thank you, Ellie, for jumping in. Thanks, Ellie. And then you guys probably will make videos after this and go viral again. So that's another episode of BFF. That was a good show. Yeah, funny episode. Good game.

Alright, see you guys. Bye.