BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - JOSH RICHARDS CALLS OUT RYAN GARCIA - BFFs EP. 176
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option bff's new episode i apologize for saying my background
sucks i know it's uh i'm in nantucket for the first time and i guess i'm waiting on some stuff
maybe i'll get a shelf back there so i got some stuff i'm gonna write shelf um so i apologize
for that shelf for those people who are watching us on YouTube. I mean, Grace could bring you some stuff if you need anything.
There's a lot going on.
So Peaches is having herself a day.
So far this morning, she was walking around with a dead bird in her mouth.
She ate bunny poops and just puked and shit herself for like a half an hour straight. And she loves
eating mulch, just wood. So a lot
going on for peaches. Does like the beach
though.
Okay. Quite alarming
to see a dog. She had a robin.
I don't think she killed the robin. She found
the robin.
That might be actually grosser to have found
the already dead one.
She'll put anything in her
mouth she loves eating um she eats her own poop oh one of those ones does that too one of those
ones yeah you gotta like pick it up immediately because i don't think she had food wherever she
was so it's like she anything that she could i was gonna make fun and be like oh my dog's trained
and then you went with a sad story about speaking of sad netflix edited out the booze of kim kardashian um not listen she's so powerful
now i think they said it was because kevin hart asked because he's like friends with her and kevin
hart during the live broadcast
was like hey everybody's settled down which is crazy to do during a roast to begin with um i
you know my ego is bruised because i didn't get invited to this thing i have been invited to tom
brady's uh hall of fame induction at with the patriots so that's nice but wait is that recent dad got invited yeah yeah
yeah very recent is that so that's after you cried about not being invited to the roast
yeah if you're lining things up on a timeline it would come after so it worked how else would
you line those things up dave besides like chronologically yeah well i i guess i was saying
if like if you're of the one plus one
equals two yeah you more i was getting invited regardless maybe there's a time the invites go out
like the crafts generally do invite me to stuff i have a pretty good relationship with them
and it what it wasn't like they didn't throw the rose so they weren't in position to invite me
anyways page six i don't know if you saw this new york post said according to kim's people the reason
she got booed was because of me which is my ego got so big i could barely fit through the front
door here i was about to say that almost actually feeds your initial point of maybe kim was the one
that said yeah go now i think it's outrageous, but I'll take it.
The theory was there were lots of wacky sports fans
because you could buy a ticket, so Patriot fans there.
I over-index in Patriot fans for sure who are fans of mine.
We didn't like when Tom and her were rumored to date.
By the way, they they fucked there's not
oh you can see it in their eyes yeah i have now like that's they definitely fucked and
tom treated her with kid gloves like even nikki glazer uh who is right now like getting all the
all the roses she told jimmy kim alive that she assumed jokes about kim kardashian were off limits
uh until the guest of honor jabba kardashian were off limits uh until the guest
of honor jabba kardashian's ex-husband kanye west no she was definitely off limits because um
andrew schultz said he didn't even know she was coming like yeah that they had a list of everybody
who was coming she wasn't on it and again we said this last week kim kardashian that was not
what tom brady said to kim kardashian was not a kim kardashian
jab that was a kanye jab and she hates kanye so it's like hey tom make a joke about my crazy
husband she likes that she approved that joke yeah because it doesn't make her look bad if
anything it makes her look better right it's like oh she's taking the kids and the husband's being a nutcase
and then she's still like people feel bad for her yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah not yeah i mean she kind
of i i think i said this last time she kind of handled it i think well for someone that's like
getting booed you know like she still went up there and did it but yeah i mean what are you
gonna do i actually think it was credit to you for the booze dave
because if you if i look back at it that roast it wasn't like they didn't care when the comedians
came on they didn't know who the comedians were it was strictly boston people they were there for
the patriots they were there for the football players so everyone that knew them probably knew
you and there could be a crossover hey all right well good for me i like to know like fans
yeah and i like to know you know like that i'm in someone's kitchen or they're at least vaguely
away because you never know kim kardashian is so powerful so big so she's like yeah i don't even
know who you're talking about some blogger like but now her people being like well it's dave portnoy's fault like he's a little bitch and it's not dave portnoy's fault it's kim kardashian and
connie's fault for editing a phone call and trying to shame taylor swift into never leaving
her apartment the rest of her life so don't blame me for being the grimim Reaper of justice. That's all I do. Just a justice seeker.
Spider-Man.
Correct.
Hailey Bieber is pregnant.
Good for them.
I'm excited.
I've been waiting for this, honestly.
A little Bieber baby.
Good for them.
Happy for them.
No, it's great.
It's great.
I feel like a lot of girls I saw were just posting videos of themselves crying after this announcement.
I could see that.
I didn't go on to cover it that much, but check it out because,
I don't know, I didn't really care, but I can see that.
Yeah, a lot of girls just sobbing their eyes out.
Anonymous Twitter user threatens to sue Drake.
An anonymous Twitter user people are calling the Riddler is threatening
to sue Drake after showing Drake's alleged belongings that were featured
on Kendrick Lamar's meet the grams cover the user also posted security footage of drake
from the mark hotel in new york city from january 2023 and tweeted that drake has had many things
discarded over the years the riddler continued to tweet ominous things anonymous let's watch this
video let's watch this video what is that i haven't got a clue what i'm looking at no no this isn't
helping me this isn't helping me okay so what these helping me. Okay, so what? These things are supposed to be Drake's things.
Yeah, from January 2023.
What was the pill bottle?
His Ozempic prescription.
Yeah.
Oh.
So there's a big back and forth.
Kendrick made one of those distracts the cover,
was all this stuff,
and then Drake's camp was saying that that was fake.
They planted it.
And this guy's coming out being like,
well, no, I have all the real stuff.
So clearly it's real.
And the big thing is that he does Ozempic?
It's a bunch of stuff.
It's like they stole it from him.
They're saying they stole that from Drake.
If they did plant it, wouldn't he have it too, though?
Well, this guy is saying he's going to sue Drake that he's not a plant,
that he's the guy who actually has the stuff.
So he's going to sue him for stealing his stuff? For lying and saying that he's the guy who actually has the stuff. So he's going to sue him for stealing his stuff?
For lying and saying that he planted it.
What was bad about that stuff?
What is bad about that stuff?
I saw a shirt and I guess an Ozempic bottle.
Why is that the cover of a diss track?
Well, one of the diss tracks was Ozempic, I think.
Yeah, and I think it was also to allege that Kendrick had gotten this stuff from Drake's camp
and that there was a mole in Drake's camp.
Got it.
Yeah.
I think it was more about the, like, oh, look, I can get your camp to do things for me
and give me this stuff on you or whatever.
I think it was more of what it was.
Is Ozympic, like like looked upon now as bad like if someone i thought people who did ozempic are just like yo i do ozempic yeah i think people that do ozempic just say they do ozempic
yeah i know when girls when people accuse them of being on ozempic they take it as a compliment
yeah big time yeah but i don't know like it doesn't seem to be the Ozempic type.
Isn't he supposed to be like a hard-ass gangster?
Why?
Hard-ass gangsters can't do Ozempic?
I don't know.
No.
People are making fun of him.
I guess not.
I guess not.
For like having a BBL is a thing too.
Everyone's saying Drake BBL.
He got fake ass, Drake?
That's also in the diss.
Did he?
I doubt it. It doesn't look that fat to me, so I'm like, I don't's also in the diss. Did he? I doubt it.
It doesn't look that fat to me, so I'm like, I'm thinking.
It'd be a lot for nothing.
It'd be a lot for nothing.
So Drake surrendered, according to people, believe Kendrick Lamar has come out on top
after Drake posted a picture of one samurai up against many with the caption, good time,
summer vibes up next, which people took as Drake surrendering.
How is that surrender?
That looks like
you're ready to fight yeah i don't know uh there's like it's been kind of silent now for a little bit
um i feel like this has been the longest silence there's been since the start of it so i'm assuming
it's probably done but i'm sure there'll still be jabs that get thrown it just like it's not
like it's going to be distract distract distract now distract now. I'm on like a rug.
Like my chair won't roll.
Okay.
Yeah.
I was wondering what you were doing.
You're kind of gyrating.
You were just gyrating at the moment.
Well, I'm trying to get comfortable.
And my eyes, my TV is too big in my living room.
It's like sitting in the front row of a movie theater.
So my eyes are twitchy.
I don't have, I need blue light.
I need some blue light glasses.
I don't have them here yet. Or just like back away from the tv a little bit there's nowhere to put it
there's nowhere to put it it's up against the wall but where are you sitting yeah you don't
have on a couch and it's as far back as it can be yeah it's as far back as it can go the tv how
big is this tv tv is fucking huge like how many inches? Yeah. 90?
I don't know.
I'm not good at that.
You didn't buy it?
Like you didn't go like, oh, I need this size TV.
No.
You just said, give me the biggest one.
I don't even do any of that.
Like Daniela, my assistant, like just does it all.
She just got the TV.
Did you make her put it up?
Yeah. You made her put up the TV? Well well i don't know if she physically did it like the tv people probably do it she couldn't pick that no
one's gonna pick up this he man couldn't pick up this tv it's gigantic it's gotta be tvs aren't
that you know what hold on i'll get the answer like Like, they're flat screen now. It's 98? 98 inches.
That's a big TV, man.
Yeah, that seems excessive.
It's too big. It's a massive TV.
It's too big.
So what are you going to downsize to?
I, like, I don't...
Yeah, like, it's fucking my eyes up.
You have to, like...
You have to, like, watch like this.
Watch different quarters.
It's, like, too big.
I was trying to watch the Celtics,
and it's like, oh, what's going on?
I can't keep my eyes open.
And then...
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a problem. Yep. Yeah, I mean, you got a bar TV I can't keep my eyes open. And then, yeah, it's a problem.
Yep.
Yeah, I mean, you got a bar TV in your house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
George Janko versus Logan Paul.
George Janko, Mike Malak on his podcast
where he talked about leaving impulsive
after Logan came after him for his religion.
George said they weren't making any money on the podcast.
He was spending 10 grand a month
or even after he left,
Logan was calling the shots on george's own
podcast and won't let george take a celsius deal georgian said they weren't making any money on
the podcast he spent 10 grand a month and even after he left logan was calling the shots and
george's own podcast won't let well that so maybe well did he own george like that's what it sounds
like doesn't it does like how do you just say no you can't take a celsius deal when you're george broke the contract by leaving the podcast or tried to but he still is
like in one well there's a clip there's a clip why don't we just watch let's watch the clip
yeah yeah because we're gassing right now i had to start my own show because we're not making money
on this show and i'm getting pushed out of well at the time we're making money i can show you my
books i was spending 10 g's a month being on the show right name me a job that you spend ten
thousand dollars and by the way let's not forget that for a year and a half i didn't get paid i got
my show going and then not only was i controlled and pushed around on impulsive but then logan's
making calls and directing my show what's that about he told me that i couldn't take celsius
and on top of that we never got any money from in the prime and we own that show so technically we should have gotten a percentage
of that i never asked for it like the way you did i stayed the out of it i didn't care i go logan i
will take half the deal if you want to put it on the table for my show he says i won't pay you a
dime you're here because of me and then i said well what do you want me to do for my bills bro
i got no money and he says go have your rich dad pay for it.
Can we watch it one more time?
Yep.
A little playback?
Yeah, because I think he was saying he was doing his own show and Logan's at the same time.
I had to start my own show because we're not making money on this show and I'm getting pushed out of this show.
Well, at the time, we were making money.
I can show you my books.
I was spending 10 Gs a month being on the show.
Right.
Name me a job that you spend $10,000 doing.
And by the way, let's not forget that for a year and a half, I didn't get paid.
I got my show going and then not only was I controlled and pushed around on Impulsive,
but then Logan's making calls and directing my show.
What's that about?
He told me that I couldn't take Celsius.
And on top of that, we never got any money from In The prime and we own that show so technically we should have gotten a percentage
of that i never asked for it like the way you did i stayed the out of it i didn't care i go logan i
will take half the deal if you want to put it on the table for my show he says i won't pay you a
dime you're here because of me and then i said well what do you want me to do for my bills bro
i got no money and he says go have your rich dad pay for it i believe him yeah well i generally a lot of times these things side
with logan on this like i the i would take not the go have your rich dad pay for it but
if you're on impulsive and you're building're like a name and people know you because you're on impulsive with Logan and Logan's entire world is prime.
And then you go.
I'm assuming he sees that as a competitor.
It's like you launch your own show.
You go get a direct competitor to him.
He's like, this only exists because of me.
And now you go get a direct competitor.
I would not like that.
Now, right.
Fair conversation.
How do you expect me to pay my bills?
That that's point for George.
But I get the Celsius part if I understand it.
Like, sounds like it was still on Impulsive.
Impulsive, which was with Prime.
What's that?
That's what caused him to leave in the end,
is that Logan was like, if you're going to do this,
you can't be on the show.
If you're going to do your own show?
If you're going to do Celsius.
Logan explains it a little bit in his video. Oh yeah because logan made a video about it too so
logan responded to yeah so i my guess is what he's gonna say i was spending 10 g's a month being on
the show as well as having his own credit card all expenses related to the show were paid for
including all travel and lodging obviously george's total reimbursement came out to twenty thousand
dollars three hundred and seventeen cents i was getting paid $5,000 a month.
George made $317,000 in the 15 months
that he got paid for on Impulse It.
The work requirements consisted of about three days a month,
three hours each day, traveling the world,
networking and meeting some of the coolest people ever.
It comes out to about $2,300 per hour
and he also had 10% equity of the entire show.
He told me that I couldn't take Celsius.
So this is the big one, making calls,
trying to make it seem like I wanted to control his show is absolutely ridiculous.
As you can see right here, I was like,
hey, we gotta get you primed
because I saw him drinking our competitor
and he told me to call him.
He was filming my reaction to tell me
he took a deal with a competitor.
I told him, please don't film.
Like, I'd like to talk about this.
I hope you're joking, by the way.
The truth is, I thought it was a bad look
that my best friend and co-host
took a brand deal with our competitor
without consulting me, asking me,
giving us even a chance to match it before he signed the deal because the audience that he's building at
least at the time on his own podcast was being funneled directly from the podcast that i was
building with him yeah so i i that's kind of what i expected him i he seems to have the receipts on
the money payment yeah that's huge thousand percent agree with him on the prime it that that's his whole world clearly it's his
number one thing and if you bring somebody in and are helping like introduce them you don't want
them to go just get a direct competitor of yours so i totally get that and especially it's kind of
bullshit the way he did it if what logan's saying is true he called him to be like all right let's
figure it out and kind of make content out of it so i guess yeah uh seems like a little bit of a
he said she's like they're both going back but the receipts kind of you pull out receipts like
that it's he did pull out receipts yeah he did very specific receipts it kind of shut down
down to like the penny yeah he had receipts down to
a penny like that he reimbursed him and he made three hundred thousand dollars all right guys
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Let's get back to the episode.
This next one I love makes me love her more.
Zendaya doesn't wear brands that denied her early in her career.
I love that.
Zendaya's longtime stylist and collaborator, Law Roach.
Law Roach? That's a
name?
Zendaya's long... That can't be your
given name.
That's a made-up name.
Made-up.
Law Roach?
That's not it.
But who would pick Roach?
Who's right? It's Lawrence Roach, so it's shortened to Law, Iche. But who would pick Roche? Who's right?
It's Lawrence Roche, so it's shortened to La, I guess.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, but no one would pick the last name Roche.
It's kind of a fire name, but La Roche works.
Hey, La Roche.
La Roche.
I think it's French.
Recently revealed early in Zendaya's career,
he would write to the Big Five in fashion,
Saint Laurent, Chanel, Gucci, Valentino, and Dior
about dressing
zendaya when the brand's denier law told them no means no forever and she hasn't worn any of those
brands on red carpet except valentino she had a contract with the ak when they paid her to wear
valentino well what are we doing here what you can't you can't say i'm not gonna do it and then before i even finish the sentence you did it yeah i mean
get your bag get your bag i respect getting the money me too but just don't the the headlines
misleading now because i was thinking you were like yeah yeah yeah it was this like moral journey
you were going on then it got paid off yeah that's kind of like a sellout move they're essentially
saying she won't wear it unless
they pay her to wear it yeah i guess early she was asking she was asking things for free they're
like no now they'll give her for free first of all i think they were asking for the brands to
dress her for the carpets but they didn't want to like have her because she was a quote-unquote
nobody in their brand because a lot of the times brands will dress you for free. If they dress you like they'll,
they'll give you the clothes.
Right.
And then maybe you have to,
sometimes you have to like return them and stuff like that.
Sometimes they'll like,
let you keep the clothes,
but to get paid is a different thing.
I feel like that doesn't happen as often.
So maybe she's like,
Hey,
if you pay me,
I'll wear it.
Interesting.
Addison's Ray,
Addison Ray's mom remarried.
I saw this on social media.
Sherry Nicole got remarried to Jess Curtis, a Louisiana high school football coach.
Seemed like a basic kind of guy.
Seemed like a basic, normal dude.
There's Addison in the picture, seemingly happy.
So good for her.
I did see Young Gravy was the top comment which it's kind of
unfortunate yeah you don't want to see that if you're the husband probably not even a little bit
not even a little bit um remarried were they already married at one point no already married
alice's mom is just remarried my bad yeah yeah never mind i thought that for a second too josh
it's okay let me just yeah we'll just move on mario carbone criticized young men's fashion mario carbone says he struggles the way
men is age 36 and younger dressed to go to carbone and says it would be not acceptable in his
household growing up okay mario's like a fashion guy he's got his own brand there. Saint. What's the thing?
Rocco.
Rocco.
Lady of Rocco.
Yeah, he's got his own brand, Lady of Rocco.
Okay.
I don't know if he's still dating.
Yeah, he is.
What's her name?
Kat.
Kate Bailey.
Kate Bailey.
Yeah.
Alex Cooper's like publicist alex earl's publicist also saw me wearing like tight jeans one day at surf lodge and like the hamptons it was like your
jeans are too tight it's like i don't think they're too tight and she's still bringing like
i when i did call her daddy the first comment was, Kate Bailey, was his jeans too tight.
And my pants were kind of too tight because their suit.
I got to stand in a suit.
When I sit, I get fat.
My buttons pop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it makes it look a lot better when you stand, though.
Correct.
Yeah, the standing suit, it looks nice.
Correct.
But if you're sitting in the suit, it's straight.
You sit up straight.
Yeah, I imagine. I don't know. Yeah, you have to sit perfect posture, it's straight. Sit up straight. Yeah, I imagine.
I don't know. Yeah, you have to sit perfect posture, and I kind of don't.
Mario's got interesting fashion, for sure.
I mean, what is he just mad?
I've never seen him pop out or anything.
Oh, no, he's a big-time fashion guy.
Big-time.
Is it just mad people aren't dressing up enough?
Is it like we're...
Like the day he was coming at me he was wearing like i think a dude
adidas gucci something he's very the lady of rocco's cool shit kind of like bowling shirts
and whatnot but like fancy-ish ones um huh so would you would you dress like him i'm not gonna
say yes because the way you phrased the question but but I like his fashion. Okay. Okay. Yeah, so what?
Is the guy upset because of how people dress today
or because they don't dress up
to go to fancy restaurants like they used to?
He's definitely like super fashionable.
I struggle with the way men dress in my restaurants,
particularly younger men.
It just would not have been acceptable in my house
walking out the door if I told my father I was going to a nice restaurant.
And he'd ask me why I'm dressed that way.
Ladies try.
They go out and they spend time and they put their clothes together and their makeup and their outfit.
They think about it.
Now put a hoodie and a hat on and come to the restaurant.
You go to Wimbledon, you dress a certain way.
You come to Carbone, you're living in Sinatra's lifestyle here.
He wouldn't have been happy about this. It the theme he's never getting that miami style all the athletes first of all like hoodies and sweatpants there's a lot of that
there and then there's a lot of like t-shirts at carbone just white t-shirt like a lot of that
shit in miami that's kind of like i kind of agree with him though like guys never
dress up the way women do to go out to fancy things i do i'm pretty 50 50 on it if i don't
want to dress up i'm not going to dress up so what do i wear yeah when you dress up like if
you were to go out to a really nice dinner with i mean i look spectacular girl what would you wear
i i i would look like no i won't wear a suit that's a little over the top
but like i've got into my polo era like i have a lot of nice polos okay i'm sure there's trying
i'm sure there's yeah see right that's a nice that's that he'd love that it's a nice... He'd love that. That's a good shirt.
That's like a nice Gucci sweater shirt.
Yeah.
Okay, win.
Dana White's video got a FedEx employee fired.
New York City FedEx delivery driver has been fired after Dana White posted a video of the employee tossing packages, packages not passages packages in the truck fedex told tmz
the behavior the video is unacceptable and inconsistent the professionalism fedex just
demonstrates every day i saw the video do you do you think dana feels bad at all i was wondering
the same thing like do you think he cares or do you think he's like well the guy that was doing
a shit job so he deserves to get fired but i think it's like do you want he cares or do you think he's like, well, the guy that was doing a shit job. So he deserves to get fired.
But I think it's like, do you want to ruin somebody's life?
Yeah.
Right.
Because it what if it was just a bad day?
What if this guy was having the roughest morning ever?
Didn't know anything was going on.
None of those packages say fragile sticker on them.
Right.
So you're just like, oh, fuck it.
Throw these at like if they said fragile
then you were doing it maybe it's a little different i'm not saying that's good behavior
obviously it ain't a great look to be chucking boxes in the back maybe they were light though
and like he thought they were pillows it's fragile by the way not fragile fragile yeah
you say fragile really you hear that yeah i thought he was just like he was just fucking
no no he says it like a moron i would say like a moron fragile fragile you're saying fragile fragile fragile fragile fragile
fragile yeah it's fragile that just sounds wrong you know it's crazy if i did that the kids on this
show would be oh man he doesn't know how to talk we didn't breathe he's gonna let it go like oh i thought
he was joking no he doesn't know how to say the word well it's because i'm like funny and witty
and people expect that from me oh let's see fragile yeah fragile fragile yeah exactly that's
not it uh-huh eras eras tour setlist change tail swift debuted debuted the new eras tour setlist
in paris last week.
She reordered the Eris, had 12 new outfits, cut six songs, added TTPD setlist.
Good.
I mean, I knew she was going to do that.
Travis Kelsey attended.
I thought it was a little strange, him up in the box.
It's tough to really, I don't know how you dance when you're dating.
What do you do, Brie?
Yeah, it's weird.
I don't know.
And then you always think someone's looking at you and someone is always looking at you and you're like, what do I do with my hands?
This is weird.
Like, it's better when you are with a group of people.
So like he was with Gigi.
Yeah, but he was dancing alone.
But at least like he was with people you
know like if he's just there alone it's awkward like when i'm alone i'll usually just like sit
and watch the show but when i'm with friends or family i'll do a little what he did this right
yeah he was kind of like moving around a little bit i feel like awkward i feel like it'd be really
easy for someone to paint an image of like oh look them sitting up there and they don't care
to watch their yeah or your girlfriend perform right because if you're sitting down and you've seen
the tour now 80 times and you're like just like oh i'm gonna you know take a breather sit down
go on my phone one person gets a video of that you're toast and it's like weird music for travis
kelsey to like dance to dance hard to like what do you like what yeah there was a video that went viral of me
i was i thought it looked like i was enjoying it i was like bobbing my head and everyone's like
she's so fucking bored and miserable she's gonna leave this motherfucker i'm like i was smiling in
the video so you kind of gotta stay hidden i guess if you don't want it yeah the era's tour jacket
continues to make its way kelly keegs had it very good very good very good
um kelly keegs outfit was sick do you see it yeah i did see it yeah it was very good so you got a
little bit of a thanks to give to the usa reporter eh i'm looking the taylor swift usa today reporter
brian west has been flying the jacket to the store tops store tour stops that it wouldn't
otherwise make it on time yeah
for someone that was all over me for someone that was all over me for fragile you've been
mispronounced in at least like six different sentences today packages tour stop oh no no no
and and even the name of taylor's album the like well ptdd yeah those are initials I sometimes get to screw up. The packages, it was spelled wrong.
It said passages on the sheet.
So good.
Thank you.
We did an interview with that guy.
Very nice guy.
Travis Kelsey scores his first major acting role.
Travis Kelsey is set to star in Ryan Murphy's high-profile horror series, Grotesque.
Travis Kelsey will play opposite of Nicey Nash Betts, Courtney B. Vance, and Leslie Manville.
Ah, so wait.
So is he going to still play football too?
Yeah, yeah.
He's still going.
No, he just signed a new contract.
Yeah.
Oh, so he's just doing it all.
Yeah.
Well, it's probably a quick set, and he's off right now.
He's like.
Well, he's not.
He's following Taylor around.
So he's probably busy.
He's like in Paris.
There's no chance he gets this without
taylor right this movie um i don't know people loved him before right not not like not nearly
as much not no i mean he's in a different stratosphere now of like popularity i would say
um you know i bet you it helps a lot dave i bet you it helps a lot, Dave. I bet you it helps a lot. New York City and Dublin portal gets out of hand.
There's a live portal stream between New York City and Dublin.
Some people visiting the portal have taken it out of hand,
showing images of 9-11.
He's flashing and doing other inappropriate things.
Ava Louise is claiming she's part of getting that portal shut down
for flashing.
Ava Louise, the absolute scum of the earth.
I forgot about her.
She was the flasher i didn't
even know that was her i saw the flashing and i didn't even know it was her of course it's her
she's the scum of the earth publicity hound skank um god i mean what did they think was gonna happen
when they opened this yeah did they think did they think that it was just going to be like jolly waves?
It is wholesome to think that.
Hey, Dublin.
Yeah, right.
But not in New York.
Like I knew people in New York were going to do some crazy shit.
Well, they came right back at you guys in New York with the 9-11 photos right away.
Right away.
What do you think the odds are that that was a dude that did that? Because I'm that like minus 10 000 the 9 11 yeah that's a dude like i would if the odds
were at minus 10 000 that's a dude that did that i would still take that bet i think 100 because
it was just it's minus 10 000 is that a good bet what it's like it means it's ten thousand dollars
to win a dollar ah okay so it's like more than highly unlike it's $10,000 to win a dollar. Ah, okay.
So it's more than highly unlikely.
It's basically a fact.
Yeah.
Billionaire's wife tried to bully an Instagram user into changing her handle.
An influencer recently married into a billionaire family, took their last name. The woman, now named Catherine Asploth, attempted to buy an Instagram username from someone with her new name and the username she wanted.
attempted to buy an Instagram username from someone with her new name and the username she wanted. When Instagram Catherine said it was against Instagram policy to sell usernames,
Rich Catherine said she was reporting to Instagram for pretending to be somebody she's not
because there's only one S Plus family in the United States. Instagram Catherine went viral
for posting screenshots of messages with Rich Catherine. People rallied behind Instagram
Catherine to make Instagram accounts with every possible username
Rich Catherine may want, which led to
Catherine deleting her social media
profile entirely.
Seems like a lot to get a profile.
Just add a dash or something, honey.
Right? It's also a bad last
name anyway. How do you even
say it? Sounds like puking.
That's awful. Seems like a brat anyway. Sabrina do you even say it? Sounds like puking. That's awful.
Seems like a brat anyway.
Sabrina Carpenter celebrates 25
with Leonardo DiCaprio meme cake.
Over the weekend, Sabrina Carpenter's
boyfriend, Barry Keohan,
threw her a 25th birthday party
she celebrated with about 100 friends,
including ice spice and a cake that
went viral because it had Leo's face
on it. I mean,
that's a pretty funny cake.
Yeah.
It's a funny cake.
So do these two girls who presumably know each other because of Taylor,
but we'll like both do skims and shit.
Although has ice spice done skims?
Yeah.
I don't think I has.
I think she has.
I don't know.
I don't know if she did yet.
That seemed like that was way too quick of an answer.
Actually.
Yeah. Maybe in the edit, make that look like it was way too quick of an answer, actually. Yeah, I was like, how did you know that?
Maybe in the edit, make that look like it was a lot slower of an answer.
Yeah, they did.
They said she did immediately.
They did.
She did.
Yeah, she did.
Oh, Josh remembers those pictures very clearly.
I don't.
I don't.
We talked about it on the podcast.
We talked about it on the podcast, and I have a good memory.
You said yes.
Did she like the cake?
Yeah, she thought it was funny because it is.
Okay, it's funny.
Julia Fox is celibate.
Good for her.
Shout out, shout out, shout out.
Oh, she's been celibate for two and a half years.
When did she date Connie?
Yeah, that's not true.
Yeah, she dated him like three years ago.
God, was it that long?
Who would lie about celibacy?
I don't think that's cool.
Oh, cool, you don't have sex. Who no she hates men she's over men she's well
forever well you did yeah because you were mixed up with kanye that will make you hate men
2020 what she did to kanye what so that was in the middle of her celibacy according to the timeline
yeah i could see kanye not being able to fuck. No way, dude. Yeah, he's too worried about.
Yeah, way.
He's just worried.
New York City nightclubs require men to show bank accounts.
There's a new nightclub open in New York City called Garkons.
They are allegedly going to require men to show bank accounts with more than 500 grand or more than 50 grand.
More than 50 grand to gain entry,
and each person who enters will have their balances publicly displayed.
The club is reported to be found by women
who want to redefine luxury and exclusivity.
That's slack beer or shit.
I'm down with this.
I don't think I'm...
I think that's whack.
Keep the riffraff out, Josh.
Don't you think that it should be more...
Don't you think it should be more than $50,000?
Yeah, it costs $500.
Like, $50,000... $50,000 isn't, it costs $500. Like, $50,000.
$50,000 isn't...
That's not like exclusivity, like elite rich people.
That's just a good savings.
But most people don't have that much money in their savings account.
That's why I keep them out.
But I think it just says, like, just their whole bank.
What's the difference between that and, like, Raya, whatever that app is?
I mean, I don't use raya either well you have a girlfriend
yeah i mean i wouldn't go to the club either i wouldn't go to the club either but no but don't
you have to be like a well-to-do guy or like i don't know i guess yeah you got to be like referred
to go on riot yeah but that's a referment thing that's like the like san vicente bungalows or
whatever you know what i mean it's not like uh the what is that what's calledment thing. That's like the, like, San Vicente bungalows or whatever. You know what I mean?
It's not like a...
The what?
Is that what it's called?
San Vicente?
There's like, you know, like those, like, Soho House or whatever.
I got denied there.
Fuck that place.
Why'd you get denied?
Because they're fucking chumps.
That's why.
I don't know why I got denied.
They never got back to me.
Yeah.
And in New York, I could quite literally see their pool roof deck from like where I live.
Fuck them.
I never want to be part of them.
You were looking down on their pool?
That's for chumps.
Soho clubs for chumps anyways nowadays.
All right, dude.
All right.
All right.
We can go to this $50,000 minimum club.
It's going to be a bunch of elitists and great people in there.
Oh, it's a minimum?
You have to spend it?
No.
I was going to say that.
No, you need it in your say that. No, you just
have to have it. Because women want to redefine
money. 50K is actually not a lot. People are going to
places in Miami spending 50 grand a night.
Like a private jet is like...
Whatever, man. I'm just trying to
look out for those guys that don't have 50K in their bank account.
They're still good lads. They're still good people.
Maybe they just actually want to get to know you and not buy you a drink.
I'd rather go to the dive bar with those guys anyways.
See?
Gwen Stefani's ex-husband dating a lookalike.
Holy shit.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, he still loves her.
Gwen Stefani's ex, Gavin Rosdale.
I mean, he's a little more than just like an ex.
What do you mean by that? That's like the ex, right?
Isn't he like the lead singer of Bush?
I don't even know what that is.
Like Bush Light, the beer company?
No.
What's the band, Gavin Rosdale?
Yeah, he was like a rock star.
Fair.
What year was Bush out and about?
Started in 1992.
Thank you.
A little before my time.
A little before us, yeah yeah but these two people do
look very similar oh it's rumored he cheated on her with their nanny wait what yeah he cheated
on her with their name damn you don't think they look alike they look very much alike well they
just okay to be fair yeah maybe they look alike but they both have blonde hair and red lipstick
on them these pictures yeah that's fair yep like if they had different if i don't know maybe red lipstick
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the episode. Senior prank taken far tennessee high school left
the doors unlocked and even propped open for students to execute their senior prank but the
students took it too far vandalizing the school as property since people weren't even students
the school came by to destroy well let's be honest if you're the it's not really a prank
when the school is like openly being like doors unlocked you're right you can't be in on the
prank yeah that's a prank the school also that's it that's also like not a good have a better senior
prank than just destroy the school right like you have opportunity free access to the school
your prank's gonna be hey guys let's just vandalize it yeah let's just make a janitor clean this up
yeah it sucks for that guy and there's not like you don't get to go and see some prank unfolds.
You know what I mean?
I feel like the whole part of a senior prank is going to the school the next day
and seeing it all happen, right?
What was your guys' senior prank?
I didn't go to it.
I didn't really have a senior prank.
We had a major.
The only thing I recall is we had like Powerpuff Wars.
Like girl football?
Yeah.
Me too.
We were leaving like scarecrows and shit on the other field vaguely.
I remember shit like that.
What was your senior prank?
My school didn't let you have.
They said if we have a senior prank, then they wouldn't let us walk at graduation or go to prom so we just stuck sticky notes to like a glass wall it was like oh it's
kind of stupid sounds lame as fuck yeah yeah oh you stuck sticky notes oh no hopefully there's
no glue residue on this window it was terrible O'Malley went fucking ham putting those yellow sticky notes
on a mirror.
You really got them.
We couldn't do one.
We couldn't do one.
Yeah, but that's like
the point of the prank
when they're like,
you can't prank.
It's not a prank.
And what was your thought process?
Like, oh, they said
we can't do anything.
Let's just put a sticky note
on a mirror.
No, we were like,
okay, we're not going to.
And then the class president guy
did it.
Badass.
Is the future of dating AI?
The founder of Bumble, Whitney Wolf, heard when Vylofer was saying the future of dating is AI,
and that in the future, your AI dating concierge will help coach you on dating,
will date other people's AI, and figure out if they're a good match for you.
That's fucking sick.
Wait, actually, you think that's cool and good?
I hate that.
Yes.
Guys, what the fuck is the world
coming to i know i'm on your side i'm on your side i'm on your side are you listening to what
said it's gonna do i have an ai of me brie you have an ai of you our ai's pre-date it's like
we like this the ai comes back reports to me, this Bree sucks.
You don't want to go out there.
Fine, I'm out.
The AIs click, get along.
It's like, hey, give this real person a chance.
Her AI, me and her are like, fucked.
And then it's like, you go.
You think your AI is dogging?
That's the point of the data gap, though.
If they get along.
Yeah.
Do you think they actually take it that far?
Do you think AIs would take it that far?
So what's the benefit for the AI just to learn?
Yeah, the AI is like knows the game plan. Do you think the AI would learn positions that their AI would like that you could then take and use on them later?
Definitely, because me and my AI are talking.
They're like, what do you like?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because your AI is probably asking you
so you have the info
so then you can,
that she's doing the same.
Correct.
Let's be real.
To just cut out the middleman.
You still have to go on a date break.
But you can chat
and see if you guys are compatible.
That's all that the AI is going to do.
You guys,
the AI is going to message each other
back and forth.
No, the AI goes out. The AI goes
out to dinner and fucks.
Yeah. No awkward sex again
will ever happen. The AI is just a generated
chat, guys. I'm kind of leaning
on Dave's team now. I switch sides.
I switch sides. This is crazy.
This is out of control.
That's nuts at all. Northern Lights reached
the United States. I haven't seen them, but these pictures
look fucking sick. I'm so pissed I missed it. right nobody saw it no one saw it miss usa steps down
with only a few months left in their reign miss usa miss teen usa have resigned for the first time
ever amid toxic workplace allegations i never understand this like miss usa like goes to work
like she was she's like brings her little brown like lunch thing she's like hey guys like
what do you mean toxic workplace you what does she do yeah like i who else is in that office like
what yeah like i don't and i can't even read what this post says the words are do you think it's
just like miss like indiana or something like that and like like Miss California? Do you think she's just like the boss of all the Miss States?
They run charities and like...
They say they can't talk about it.
There's an NDA, which I don't even think there's a legal.
What does this mean?
Do you believe the conspiracy that something deeper is going on?
What does that mean, Austin?
What's the conspiracy, Austin?
I don't know.
That they're all AI bots?
Read the next sentence.
Oh, the first letter in each sentence is capitalized saying, I'm silenced.
Oh.
So there's some type of misconduct going on.
And she's silenced by her NDA.
I don't doubt that.
Yeah, but you can't really be like, if I sign an NDA that says I can murder somebody, like the NDA doesn't cover murder.
Like, so if something's like sexually assault, like an NDA does not cover.
Yeah, it doesn't hold out on a lot of things.
It won't hold up in court, yeah.
No.
Typically, it's just a scare tactic.
Yes.
Oh, so let's tell her that.
Miss USA, you can speak out.
You're not silenced.
It's just the NDA.
In fact, we'll invite you on BFFs.
Yeah.
You can talk about us. You won't be silenced or silenced on's just yeah in fact we'll invite you on bffs yeah you can talk about this
you won't be silenced or silenced on bffs correct you miss bff paris hilton and cole richie of it
uh reuniting for a new show they had the simple life good for them um nice epic roaring kitty
returns to twitter did he ever stocks going absolutely bananas uh gamestop amc i bought it again
they're up like 150 at one point today but they both had come down to earth last time i saw it
yeah i think they're like down to like 70 i want to say that's still crazy that was more
i saw that i saw it at around like 30 and 20. Looking right now, looking right now, looking right now. Yeah, what is it right now?
Last time I checked, I think it was 70 or 60.
32 and 40, yeah.
I mean, it's still crazy, but coming down.
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2024.
Sports Illustrated Swim 2024.
Cover models were announced this morning.
The four cover stars, Kate Upton, all-time legend of the game.
Chrissy Teigen, another legend. Gail King, and Hunter McGrady.
I hate this.
I've said this.
They also had legends covered with women like Camille Cossack,
Chrissy Brinkley, Nina Agdell, Paige Spranick, Sue Bird,
Tyra Banks, and Winnie Harlow.
I don't like multiple covers.
Give the cover to one person.
That's the cover. It's every cover. I don't like multiple covers give the cover to one person that's the cover it's every cover i don't like multiple covers one cover one cover only yeah oh i get that i get that it's too many
people it doesn't feel like it's special if everyone's a cover nobody's a cover collection
it's like a collection sage steel there were bff corner sagele responds to me. I saw this.
This is your most beautiful woman?
I had her in a top 50.
Nice.
You know what Dave Portnoy said about you?
I know exactly who Sage Steele is.
I sat next to her at UFC.
Stunning.
Like, stunning woman.
Probably knocks onto my top 50.
Dave Portnoy.
Is it her eyes? Her eyes are here.
That's Dave fucking Portnoy saying that.
I love Dave Portnoy. We're setting this one up. Oh, God Dave fucking Portnoy saying that. I love Dave Portnoy.
We're setting this one up.
Oh, God.
Dave and Sage.
We're setting this up right now.
Okay.
I don't know that I'm Dave's type.
I don't know.
He called you the top 50 most beautiful women.
Wait, how old is Dave?
45.
That's not much younger than me.
I need younger than that.
No, I'm kidding.
But he's a lively guy.
Oh, he's fun.
He's fun.
He's fun.
Miss Peaches.
Miss Peaches, I mean.
And you won't be bored.
You will not be bored. Oh, I will not be bored. Oh, she's fun. He's fun. He's fun. Miss Peaches. Miss Peaches, I mean. And you won't be bored. You will not be bored.
Oh, I will not be bored.
My daughter might actually like me if I started to date Dave Portnoy.
I like the sound of Sage Portnoy.
Oh, my God.
I like it.
You know what?
No, it would be Dave Steele.
Dave Steele's a power name.
Yeah, that's fire.
Who have balls.
Who have courage.
Who stand up for what's right.
He's raising over a million bucks now for the police officer who was killed.
And during COVID, I donated to his...
Would you date someone older than you?
Yeah, I've always said that.
I'm the contrary to popular belief.
People think I'm like...
Leonardo.
Age...
Like...
Age...
What would be...
Yeah, an ageist.
No, I would...
Yeah, of course.
I don't care about age.
Age is just a number. I don't care about age age is just a number i don't care
older younger whatever i don't bother me i'm stuck in this chair that was very sweet of say
steel but she is it was it was so you think there's gonna be a little a little yeah she's
listen say uh dave steel it's a powerful name. It is. Dave Steele, yeah.
I was on Call Her Daddy.
That came out.
Yep.
So how did we feel about the episode?
It was kind of what I – it was good-ish.
It was what I thought.
There's a lot of, like, Dave's Leonardo DiCaprio, a lot of talking about different things that i didn't feel like talking
about but overall i mean her and i have a good relationship like we bust each other's balls
i think people are like she was being mean to me but she wasn't like that's how we talk we just
kind of bust each other's balls her getting a lot of hate for the episode yeah which is crazy
because that's how we talk we we are like that that's our dynamic and i took no offense to it um at all
people were really on her ass about the wedding about like not inviting her crew well that's
crazy even more than you like they were like you didn't invite anyone and people were people were
not happy in the comments about that i don't think anyone can have a say about who people invite to
their wedding i'll also say her dynamic, in a way,
seems sort of similar to some Barstool.
Like, people who identify as, like,
Call Her Daddy fans or Alex fans
criticize the most.
Like, Barstool fans will criticize the most.
And then you go somewhere else, like,
oh, that was a great interview.
I thought it was good.
I thought it was funny.
Like, there was a couple clips that she put out
that, like, I laughed out loud. Like, the Botox. Like, we were just all over the place. No, there were a couple clips that she put out that like i laughed out loud like the botox like
we're just oh there were a couple clips i saw that were really funny i forget which one it was i think
it was talking about who was a bigger taylor fan and then you had said something about who she
interviews or bad clip like and then you go like your little classic like boom roasted or whatever
it's like that was it was a great clip.
I didn't see this.
Yeah,
no,
I,
I'm not a lyrics person.
I've said that on the show.
You guys know that as well as me,
Ron Garcia,
post DMS with Gabby.
What happened here?
Yeah,
it was from like two years ago.
I,
I didn't even know Gabby.
Then he said,
Hey to her.
She said,
why did this?
Why?
Like,
did he bring it because of just, I think he's going through beef with Bryce. So he was trying to her and she said why did this why like did he bring because of just i think he's
going through beef with bryce so he was trying to like loop me into it get more views i guess get
more uh stuff going on but i think i was just like all right let me just screenshot this and show this
guy what were the things uh so he had said hey to gabby and then tried to like edit it to look like he wasn't the first one
that sent the message that's crazy oh yeah he's messaged her yeah he messaged her and said hey
and then how would gabby ever like i don't know nothing about nothing but why would gabby ever
dm ryan garcia for like how would she even know who the fuck ryan garcia is that's that's the
thing it was like it was two years ago.
She was like, like, she just had answered a, Hey, you know what I mean?
But, um, then he sent like, I think it was like, I don't know, a week ago he had sent
like a weird, like two messages, like the, like, uh, Hey baby, I miss you.
And Gabby screenshotted it and was like, who is this random person DMing me?
And like, didn't open the text
didn't open it or whatever and sent to me i was like oh it's just this fucking dumb idiot trying
to like start some beef don't even worry about it uh so she just ignored it and then he unsent
it eventually so then tried to like post the screenshot and zoom it in and why like a corner
angle you into it i don't know i don't know The last thing the guy DM'd me was asking about my style and the pants I wear.
He was trying to get the same pants as me.
It's like, what are you doing, man?
Trying to wear the same clothes as me and DM my girl?
What, do you want to be me or something?
Maybe he wants to wear your skin.
Something like that.
What a weird, weird thing.
All right, let's play this game.
Who posted it?
This is a new game.
Okay. Okay.
Yep.
It's just posts from you guys, and you have to guess which of the three of you posted it.
I feel like this will be fairly easy.
Yeah.
I think some of them probably are.
Oh, that's me.
Definitely.
I don't think you can say if it's you, Brianna.
Why'd you call me Brianna?
Because I saw it right there. But it's Brianna. You've never said Brianna before, Brianna. Why'd you call me Brianna? Because I saw it right there.
But it's Brianna. You've never said
Brianna before. Brianna.
Okay, so
don't say it if it's you.
This is also Brianna. Yeah.
No.
What? 201 weeks ago.
This is before I was rich.
Lame tweet. This isn't a tweet. That's an Instagram. I'm so icy and so shiesty. 201 weeks ago this was before I was rich lame tweet
this isn't a tweet that's an Instagram
I'm so icy and so shiesty that's definitely me
that's Josh
yeah
that's me
that's Dave
I'm embracing my
I went through a phase
where I tried to do like deep
but they were like kind of fake.
I was just trying to get like real quotes that like,
what is this?
You show me a guy who doesn't like cream cheese and a guy who doesn't
snore.
I'll show you an emo dude in skinny jeans or a fancy gay guy.
That's a good quote.
I'm lost.
Like I was trying to do like deep,
like,
you know,
when you do quote board things,
I was going to. You going to your tumblr era
yeah yeah i like it though i like it though i might use that if only my fucking ass was fat
that's got to be brie right yeah yeah duh that'd be all weird if it was me and josh
dave i was hoping man got kind of a chub walking past this trans arm. No, that's on me.
Oh, my God.
Trans-am.
Trans-am.
Oh, trans-am?
I thought it said trans.
I thought it said trans.
I was like, what the hell?
Well, this is Josh.
Who would tweet that?
No way.
I'm a trans-am?
Thank you.
It wasn't me.
Dave.
They tricked us into thinking someone was tweeting bad things that's kind of a cool
trans ham so i know what i was saying that's a fucking sick trans ham 513 weeks ago that's a
long one i don't hold that against you for not remembering that's that's that's me yeah definitely
because yes i do bro oh wait what i got my patch. Oh, wait, what? I got my patch of chest hair.
What is this?
Wait, what?
That's crazy.
Do we have the picture?
I think I know what it's from.
In high school, for a basketball game, the theme was dads.
So we all dressed up as dads and we'd do chest hair on ourselves.
Damn.
Justin Bieber, 11 days.
What do you mean?
That's got to be me.
I mean, I went through a Bieber phase. It's got to be you. Yeah. Yeah. It Bieber 11 days. What do you mean? That's got to be me. I mean, I went through a Beamer phase.
It's got to be you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It does.
Yeah.
Nice.
Kyle.
That's got to be me.
That's a Vine.
Yeah, that's got to be you.
Yeah.
What the fuck is up, Kyle?
That's Josh.
That's probably some, like, emo tweet I put out, right?
Yeah, you tweet emo-y.
What is this?
Is this from my Instagram?
That's me.
Just have my tooth extracted.
Lesser men will be dead.
I fight for our fans.
That's Dave.
Yeah, that's you for sure.
All that picture.
That's a crazy picture.
Yeah, I almost died.
Because you got your tooth taken?
Yes, my face died.
I don't care what your politics are.
If you believe in me looking handsome, then you got to love this pic.
That's got to be me.
Yeah.
Looks like you're on a family feud.
It does.
That could be me, too.
Me?
You were a Harry Giles fan?
I think I probably went through a phase.
You went through a lot of phases.
Oh, I know.
This is going to be an absolute fire picture of me right now.
It's got to be, Dave.
It's a great picture.
Nice.
This is real?
Yeah, that's real.
That's how I dressed to play mini golf as a kid. That's sweet. That's fucking legendary. That is real. Yeah, that's real. That's how I dressed to play mini golf as a kid.
That is sweet.
That's fucking legendary.
Yeah, no, I took it.
That tweet could come out again.
I took like mini golf real serious.
That's a repost.
That looks like a 1930s AI photo.
No, that was me going to play a quick 18.
Oh, this is Josh for sure.
I don't think it is.
Yeah, definitely. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't think it is yeah definitely
yeah I wouldn't say that shit
I get the bag and fumble it
you get the bag and pick it up and tumble it
oh that's a rap song
but I never
fumbled so I knew that wasn't going to be me
I probably didn't even know what that meant
I'm telling you right now all you find is a lost souls rich and blind
Josh
how did you guys come, all you find is a lost soul's rich and blind. Josh. That could be me.
How did you guys come up with these?
This is crazy.
Well, these are like song lyrics.
No, that's off the dome, Josh.
Yeah, that's off the dome.
That's off the dome.
Electric doesn't even begin to describe electric.
It says signed El Prez's hair, so I'm guessing it's me.
Yeah.
Kind of a giveaway.
It's so old.
514 weeks. Dude, you look like you have a smaller
forehead since then thank you yeah i'm getting that's alex cooper complimented my forehead too
yeah everyone said that thought she thought you got your hair transplant in the front
yeah no back back baby uh bFF and Lonely Ghost collab.
Oh, that's for after the show.
Okay, never mind.
Then we're, well, the show's done.
Yeah.
Oh, before we go, can we all try this?
I keep seeing this trend on TikTok.
So you blow all the air out,
all the air out that you have, like,
and then you try to yell.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen this.
I'm down, I'm down.
Okay. I think you should start. I think you should start, Br this. I'm down. I'm down. Okay.
I think you should start.
I think you should start, Bree.
You start.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, wait, wait, wait. That doesn't seem like
a real attempt to yell.
No, I'm gonna
I'm really gonna go.
I'm really gonna go.
Okay.
But you gotta delete
all the air, right?
You have to blow all your air out.
Yeah, okay.
Keep going until it's like, oh, I can't breathe.
Let it all go.
That was as hard as I could go, dude.
Holy shit.
That's difficult.
Try it, Dave.
Try it.
I sounded like a screaming in my dream. That's what it sounded like. No way. Try it, Dave. Try it. I sounded like a screaming in my dream.
That's what it sounded like.
No way.
No way, dude.
You didn't get all your air out.
You didn't get all your air out.
No, you went like this.
You literally went, ah.
You have to let, like, go like this.
Until, like, you feel like you're going to collapse and then try to yell.
Keep letting it go. Keep letting it go.
Keep letting it go.
Blow out, blow out, blow out.
And don't blow in.
Then try to breathe out.
That's it.
That's it.
All right.
That's the show.