BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - JOSH RICHARDS HAS MOVED ON — BFFs EP. 104

Episode Date: November 3, 2022

We have our OG 3 crew for a great episode starting with Monty Lopez begging for Sheri Nicole back and trying to fight Dave, Charli D'Amelio launching her new song, Noah Beck claiming the D'Amelio show... heavily edited him to fake what happened, our cameo on the show, and Charly Jordan unfollowing Tayler Holder and DM'ing BFFs. We then get into Halloween looks from the BFFs and other celebrities including Diddy as the Joker Billie Eilish and her boyfriend as a baby an and old man, Landon Barker being accused of stealing Huddy's looks, Katy Perry potentially being a robot, Tom and Gisele's split, real Drake sending fake Drake a C&D, Elon Musks' takeover of Twitter, and the latest Jake Paul fight. We finish up with BFFs corner where Ellie took another shot at Josh, Bri has a viral sibling theory, Josh attending the Wisconsin girl basketball game, and end with fan questions: relationship edition. Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the Chicken Finger meals, stay for the Sauce. Order online at https://barstool.link/RaisingCanesBSS HeyDude: Go to https://barstool.link/HEYDUDEBSS and use code BARSTOOL for 15% off. Offer is valid only on heydudeshoesusa.com until 12/31/22 11:59 pm PST. Cannot be combined with gift cards or other discounts and offers. Too Lost: Take control of your music at https://too.fm/barstoolYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, BFFs, it is October 2nd, day after Halloween. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's November 1st. October 2nd? It's November 1st. November.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Coffee. I need more coffee. That was two just wrong answers back to that. What did I say? I don't remember. You said October 2nd. You said it was the day after Halloween, October 2nd. So I was kind of right. It's November 1st. All right.
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Starting point is 00:01:20 In a series of TikToks, it seems Monty Lopez wants Sherry Nicole back. Or is he just doing it for clout? He's got to be doing it for clout,'s gotta be doing it for clout there's no way he thinks he's although she may be crazy enough to like I think I think he's crazier but she's not like normal uh so you don't think she's far off I was about to say like there's absolutely no chance Sharon Nicole goes back to Monty but But what do I know? Maybe I. Yeah, because she did Young Gravy. So maybe. She did Young Gravy.
Starting point is 00:01:48 We missed each other. She posts selfies. Like I follow her. I see selfies and shit like that. So they're both into the social media game. So maybe. Who knows? They have kids.
Starting point is 00:01:57 So it's like, hey, maybe let's try this again. Yeah. He's pulling out all the tricks, though. He's got the flowers, a little shirtless, a little shirtless with the shades. He's being dramatic. The worst pain is being in no contact with the person you still love with, who at one point in time sent you texts that would make your heart melt. Yeah, maybe go back so we can read that.
Starting point is 00:02:19 And now you can only love them in silence from a distance, slowly being forced to close a chapter you never want to end. Again, wearing shirts and styles that are way, way too young for him. Well, what is he talking about? Isn't he the reason they broke up? He never wanted the chapter to end? Didn't he hook up with a bunch of little kids? That was after they broke up, though, no?
Starting point is 00:02:44 I thought it was that the whole reason they broke up was because he was like going out with college girls to clubs yeah could that seems like that would be a problem but i've also heard so much monty in the last like three months that i can't keep anything in order or know what happened before when and how anything has started yeah he's everywhere i yeah i do know he tagged me in a couple videos um oh did he yeah he did i didn't reply um but i i didn't see this one i guess monty told me to do it as duet his video with him shirtless after i said that dave can't be wearing calvin klein underwear at his age he needs a stylist because he's dressing like he's a teenager down at the skateboard park. Well, I think he thinks he is a teenager down at the skateboard park.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Skateboard park. Thanks for Josh saying I'm sure Calvin Klein's a young man's game. They are. They definitely are. Wait, did I say he was shredded that's he says you did he is ripped that's what he was saying you said is you said what if you're shredded you didn't say he was shredded oh okay okay he took it as a compliment though got it got it got it got it um then i think he said like who would win in a boxing match?
Starting point is 00:04:06 Me or him? Like, that's what he tagged me in. He wants to rough and rowdy. Yeah, the next page. Dave, to clarify, that's a fact. Monty also wanted to clarify to Dave that that is a fact. No, that is, in fact, straight. What's straight? No, it's supposed to say he is, in fact, No, that is in fact straight. What's straight? No, it's supposed to say he is in fact straight.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I don't understand this. But then someone said, would you watch a boxing match if Dave Portnoy boxes Monty? And then Monty replied, he is one year younger than me, 50 pounds heavier and scared than Young Gravy was. No way he would get in a ring with me. What do you say to that though, Dave?
Starting point is 00:04:46 He's right. There's no chance I would ever get in a ring with me yo what do you say to that though dave is there's he's right there's no chance i would ever get in a ring with like monty i mean like i didn't even reply like he's just tagging me and stuff i mean he's a cretin like i don't like i don't want to put myself up in a pedestal but i'm like a very successful like business guy he he's a worm like why would i ever interact with a worm that's a good point no need to interact with the worms and by the way i'm openly like and this is a monte lopez thing i've never been a fight my life like no i've never thrown a punch in anger my shoulder would fly out but if i were to fight it would have to be for so much money and it would certainly have to be or versus somebody like kfc or somebody like people care to like monty monty i mean i don't hate i don't like monty he's just out there being a worm you know right right right there's no personal beef
Starting point is 00:05:45 there no i could and you've always you've always claimed to not be a fighter and that you never were a fighter correct no that's the last i couldn't even picture you in the ring no no no i'm a i'm a i'm a words guy and on like a serious not to get like deep obviously as we're recording this the news about like the offset getting murdered. Yeah, just woke up and saw it. Take off, right? Yeah, take off. Take off.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Yeah, take off. Big mistake by me right there mixing up. But I never understand people fight or get in an argument. You just never know who you're getting in an argument with. It's true. Who's ready to pull a gun. That was a dice game. Anything. who you're getting in an argument with, like who's ready to pull a gun. Like that was a dice game.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Anything. I even thought that when we used to talk a little bit about like, like you just never know a little something stupid and you're dealing with a crazy person who's like, you know, viewing the world and like, like who pulls out a gun and start shooting people at a dice game. It's scary and fucking wild. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:06:43 that, that was super sad news news that's all anyone's talking about right now um because it didn't literally yeah it happened not too long ago um so yeah i don't know marty no i'm monty um see i that was a great insult right there that i did i didn't even mean to marty when i'm like whatever marty monty whatever like i don't care like go wear your uh you know your calvin klein's and your ed hardy gear and whatever like i don't care like go wear your uh you know your calvin clines and your ed hardy gear and sunglasses down i don't give a fuck like don't bother me um charlie de mayo new song so she launched her first song music video in conjunction with last week's
Starting point is 00:07:17 the de mello show i listen you guys have you heard it yeah yeah i thought it was i i thought it wasn't that bad. Yeah. The video. Let's hear it. Saw me by myself. He said, hello. And I said, if I was good,
Starting point is 00:07:34 she walked about it. No, I almost said that. I love you. Now you're headed to her house to watch that movie you both like While I'm up and losing sleep, what do I do if it's not me you choose? God, she's so pretty and funny and witty I don't think that I stand a chance
Starting point is 00:08:02 And she's so fucking lucky. Cause all I've been wanting is you to be holding my hand. But it feels like forever from minutes to seconds to hours. All right. I like it. I don't get the video at all. It's like, there's a,
Starting point is 00:08:23 she used to date that guy and he came in real life no that in the scenario but like i'm assuming people are assuming it's about honey and then she the guy comes to the party with his new girl and she sees them together and she's like i don't know what to do because she's so funny and pretty and witty and i just miss you and i'll always come running back i'm not things what do i do now that's what okay but but miss you and i'll always come running back i'm not things what do i do now that's what okay but but she's like i'll always come back no matter what i don't care about physical looks necessarily like i'm not whatever everyone but like you couldn't cast a hotter guy is that what you were gonna say girl first Girl. First thing I thought. And girl. Like Charlie's way prettier than the girl.
Starting point is 00:09:06 They looked a little too old. Yeah. That's when the casting was all off. Yeah. And what was those flashbacks? Like no offense. There's no guy in the world who's picking that girl over Charlie. So what are we doing?
Starting point is 00:09:18 Yeah. Who? Right? He's got to be pretty funny and witty and all those things. She's pretty funny and witty and awesome. That's true. If she's pretty funny, witty, and awesome things. She's pretty funny and witty and awesome. That's true. She's pretty funny, witty and awesome. So you've got to cast like somebody where you look at it's like, oh, my God, that girl's gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Right. Yeah. Because they got to be able to steal Charlie's man's. Right. Correct. Yes. I just think they look like 30 years older than Charlie in the video. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:40 That also. That too. Yeah. Weird casting, like the people dancing in the back, like where they're just walking down the street. They're like, hey, will you dance in the back? I think it was a party, wasn't it? It was a party.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Yeah. Yeah, but it didn't look like a cool party. It was a sad party for Char. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what people call her, Char? I always do on the pod. I don't think anyone calls her that.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Got it. Bree and her are like that. So they just have names for each other. When did this come out? Last week. Oh, yeah. Last Wednesday or Thursday. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:18 So what is she, her team, not aware that Taylor Swift was going to drop midnights? Because, I mean, why would you drop that even in the same zip code as Taylor Swift? what is she her team not aware that taylor swift was gonna like drop midnights because i mean why would you drop that even in the same zip code as taylor swift taylor swift by the way first person ever the top 10 billboard they're all 10 of her songs she's is she the first person ever to do that yes yeah oh sounds like hey i'm like with anything like why would you she's her only competition yeah exactly and if i'm releasing a song correct what i mean yeah yeah yeah and if i'm releasing a song i would pick any time period other than when taylor swift's about to like draw oh yeah at least wait a month yeah weird timing maybe they didn't know they premiered the
Starting point is 00:11:05 video at the season finale of the d'amelio show so maybe they just didn't have that planned out well it like lined up with the last because the last episode was about charlie's song and video so that whole show is almost just a promo for her song is in a way low-key it was kind of like a big basis of a lot of the episodes. Interesting. I like the song. Yeah, I think it was cute. She's just cute. Char. It was good.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Char. Char. Nice. Cutie pie. Noah Beck says the DeMello show heavily edited him. No shit, buddy. It's a reality show. That's what reality shows do.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Noah, we've been in one of those before, man. We know how. Yeah. Even the barstool reality shows edit the shit out of me. So what's he complaining about? Let's see a scene and Noah's take on this scene. Okay, I will be honest, though, from some clips I saw, kind of looked like they were treating Noah like shit.
Starting point is 00:11:58 That's all I'm going to say. Some clips I saw, I was like, oh, come on. He looks like a bad boyfriend, though. Well, he didn't go to the 21st birthday, so we knew that. Go ahead. Well, maybe if she answered his text from what it looks like, he would have got the answer. So I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Okay. All right. All right. Really value someone's relationship with you. Sometimes we want to disconnect, you know? You have like 46 hours of screen time. Oh, well, I ignore you on purpose. Are there people?
Starting point is 00:12:24 I don't text you. Get out of screen time. Oh, well I ignore you on purpose. I don't text you Not really sure what upset Noah, but I want to go check up on him and just make sure he's okay. Maybe like Charlie being like, get out of my house. Maybe that's why he got out of the house. Yeah. Okay. I won't deal with this then. But Char doesn't have the right to tell Noah to get out.
Starting point is 00:13:02 It's not his, her boyfriend. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. Well that's that's i yeah well he left i would have probably left too after that i would have been like all right this was it sounded like like a joking like get out of my house it kind of sounded like he was trying to have a serious conversation and then they were just all laughing at him yeah i mean i thought it's serious because it's serious music playing in the background exactly all right so what's noah saying a phone call yeah a very important phone call that i was expecting like all day and it finally came they took it as in
Starting point is 00:13:30 like i got offended by charlie's comment yeah charlie and i have the best like brother sibling like brother sister relationship like just they're funny like they're funny they're they're really funny girls and like when she gives it to me i'm able to give it right back i will never get butthurt by what's something charlie says like i think she said like get out of my house or something like that and i like i laughed and then they cut to a scene of me being okay but that's what i expect reality show that like i literally yeah like you gotta you gotta make it interesting you gotta spice it up a little bit totally we had a quick cameo on the show do we care about that is it anything worth looking at? Who cares? I mean, that's kind of cool. We got a cameo.
Starting point is 00:14:07 We did have a cameo. Not Dave, though. Oh. It was you, O'Malley, and Josh? Yeah. It was just my voice and then Josh. Yeah. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Wait, wait, wait. Can we see it, though, so we can be cool and Dave can? Yes. Yo, Bree, we're making it big time, dog. I know, we're Hulu stars. What's up? Put that on the IMVD credit. Where my dog's at?
Starting point is 00:14:38 Who said that? What? That was just like tweets. Oh. Now homie hopper You know what So Lynn Barker's like in the Kardashian family now So I think it's kind of a good move That's us
Starting point is 00:14:57 That's bullshit I'm sure I had some funny shit to say about that I was confused why they didn't use you at all And then they used my voice over another thing. And I was like, what the fuck? Kind of looked like a dick. Nah. I didn't mean to laugh when someone called.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Just for the Charlie Stans. Well, it was like stunning. I was even like. I was just. I was like, whoa. A whore just popped up. And to be honest, people do that and everything. And I always like, I don't laugh about it.
Starting point is 00:15:26 But when you use like what people say in the comments underneath anything, like, well, this person said that. It's like, yeah, everybody gets that. There's like maniacs. Like everything that I ever say on any social media, you can find like ruthless. I could be like, it's 80 and sunny. What a nice day. And they'll be like, you're a piece of shit. You know, that's just how it is. All right, guys, quick commercial break for Hey Dude. So I just got my Hey Dude shoes. They're super cute. They're super light. They're also
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Starting point is 00:16:31 or other discounts and offers. So make sure to check it out at HeyDudeShoeUSA.com and use code Barstool 15% off. Let's get back to the show. Charlie Jordan Taylor Holder updates. Charlie Jordan Taylor Holder unfollowed each other on Instagram charlie jordan posted an instagram um story saying to never settle and she recently chose to walk away from something that she is extremely attached to charlie later clarified the post was not about taylor since everyone jumps to conclusions let me clarify this post
Starting point is 00:16:59 is not about taylor we are friends keeping things offline says no one respects that privately. Please respect it moving forward. We did ask Charlie to come on BFFs to talk about it. She denied, said we allowed guests to speak falsely of her. I'm all right. Thank you. I don't know if she said yes or we did. Well, I'll read it. I'm all right.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Thank you. You guys have respectively spoken falsely of me on the show. Repeatedly. Repeatedly. Repeatedly. And allowed your guest to as well. So until you guys want to speak personally first, I will not be coming on the show again. I don't know what we've said about her that has not been true. Well, what are we supposed to do if other guests we have on talk about her?
Starting point is 00:17:44 What are we going to do? Who talked about it? Stand up and protect her honor? And also, let's say this. What we do on this show a lot of times is see a story and give an opinion without having any knowledge of the truth. We're going on what it seems like in intuition. But I don't think anybody's
Starting point is 00:18:05 reported anything with charlie's fact i mean her and and what's what's his face and taylor were like weren't they like holding hands and like he had her hand on her butt at a concert like they clearly were like canoodling again that's not what else have we said yeah i'm kind of shocked we're never gonna get to have char Charlie on again. I like Charlie. Dude, that's crazy. What are we going to do now? Do you don't like Charlie? How are we going to do another episode?
Starting point is 00:18:34 We might never get to see Jordan on again. I like Charlie. Until we speak to her privately. I never speak to her privately. I have no interest in speaking to people privately. That's such a nuts thing to say. What are we supposed to do? Pause the show? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey hey we gotta verify this and then what happens if you see
Starting point is 00:18:49 i've said this if you say stuff to me privately i'm just gonna say you're just hearing it now yeah correct so i don't want to know like whatever you can say to me privately you can say publicly and again i like charlie i thought we got i don't know what she is referring to that we've said is i don't know about us but bryce and mad said stuff about her i think that's the guest she's talking about but how do we like they say this what do they say mad said she like called her and said like you gotta like worry about taylor and that like charlie said i'll pray for you or something that again doesn't really sound like a terrible thing to say about someone. Well, another new one.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Hey, shut up, Mads. Don't talk about Charlie. Yeah, right. Halloween. Yeah, we lost her. I think I get along with her. She was on the cover of some magazine in the Hamptons. I was texting. I'm like, oh, you're on the cover of this magazine. When did she send that message? When did she send that message to you?
Starting point is 00:19:45 Because I saw her. I swear to God, it like she said it was like two days ago. Yeah, because I saw her. I swear at a party like maybe three or four days ago. And then she walked up to me and was like, hey, Josh, how are you? I haven't seen you in a while. And they came up and hugged me. And I was like, she didn't like me because of the podcast.
Starting point is 00:20:02 But maybe I am under the impression I until if you were like this does Charlie Jordan not like you? I'd be like, no, we get along great. We're like, I have no beef. So I don't really know what it is. I don't think I've said anything that's like, oh, that's wildly unfalse. Maybe the guest did. And obviously she was back together or whatever she was doing with Taylor.
Starting point is 00:20:21 And he's still like, he's another guy. He's on team. Let me talk to you privately but buddy i i have no time for probably you think that's what i want to be doing in my free time having like fucking heart to hearts with people no fucking professional i don't need a confessional no i don't need no confessional um halloween bff look so uh this like you said brie i saw this should have been no no brainer for anybody who was paying any attention to Silvana this past year. She had a big Elvis obsession.
Starting point is 00:20:50 I will say she hated her costume. She hated it? Why? She dressed as it for this picture, and then we went out, and she didn't think she was dressed nearly slutty enough. That's fair. And she's like, this isn't me. I don't look like me.
Starting point is 00:21:07 I'm like, it's a costume. Like, yeah, that's the whole point. But the wig was off. So Elvis did comment on it. I saw that from the grave. Yep. From the grave. His official account.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Oh, that's crazy. Still kind of cool. That is official account being like, Oh, that's super cool. Yeah. And then they put us on like the, his Elvis Presley. It's like a social verified. I still loved that.
Starting point is 00:21:31 She did like that. She's like, ask for tickets to Graceland. It's like, Oh, we're good. Oh, you dress as me,
Starting point is 00:21:38 Josh. No, Josh dress had a shark costume. Yeah. Did have a shark costume. Yeah. He did have a shark costume, yeah. Yeah. Do you have the sheets in front of you? No, I had it on my phone.
Starting point is 00:21:50 It looks like I was your inspiration, if we're being honest. Yeah, it does. I was a shark. Yeah, I had that exact. By the way, the costume to the right is me as Jaws. We were Jaws. Correct. Okay, yeah. right is me as jaws and it's under jaws correct in okay yeah okay so i'm being eaten by the shark and what people and i'm actually quint from the movie with the little hat and what really takes that costume in particular to the next level i have three barrels around my neck yeah if you
Starting point is 00:22:20 like jaws like i do like he can't go down with three barrels. Not with three barrels. He can't. Intricate. Nice. It was really a spectacular cause. Josh, you look like maybe you ran out of time and just. Got it at Party City. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:35 That's actually exactly what happened. About 30 minutes before a party, me and Bryce got invited too. We were like, oh, man, we don't got costumes. So we went to the Party City that's like down the street from our house. And we were like, all right, everyone's going to go to this and do the L.A. like slutted out at this party show as much skin as possible kind of thing. And we were like, it's kind of chilly out. Why don't we do the opposite of everyone else and wear a funny costume?
Starting point is 00:22:59 So I got the shark attack one. And then Bryce got the, you know, the one that's kind of viral. And it's like the aliens like grabbing onto the kid person. Yeah. Yeah. Bryce went with that one. A little classic. And then, yeah, pulled up to the party.
Starting point is 00:23:13 It was great. And you guys also did a Beatles group picture. Yeah. I looked sick as fuck, by the way. I'm just saying like every photo of me that I took in that Beatles suit. Fucked. I think Anthony looks the most Beatles. Oh, 100%. 100%. I'm just saying like every photo of me that I took in that beetle suit. Fucked. I think Anthony looks the most beetle ask. Oh, 100%.
Starting point is 00:23:27 100%. I'm just saying like my suit look great. That's nice suit. Thanks. And then pre, I feel like I saw you in like 10 different calls. First of all, I wish I said it. What? Bree with like the most obvious height, like rhetorical question.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Should I dress up like a slutty this year for Halloween? Like you weren't going to dress up slutty for Halloween. Well, I had two costumes. I had an Among Us costume or I had this. Well, I've seen you in two slutty costumes. Yeah, two slutty costumes for sure. Yeah. It was a rhetorical question really.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Exactly. How many times did you go for halloween brie just twice oh so you were two for two you're actually 100 a slut 100 a slut yeah yeah so what you had to clarify the boyfriend is not jayden hostler yeah everyone i posted like he was in the background of one of my pictures and everyone was like oh my god is your boyfriend dressing up as jayden hostler and i I was like, no. Why would I? Who's this person? Riley Ratz.
Starting point is 00:24:27 It's completely not needed from Bree. The BFF say they don't like Jaden, but constantly use him for clickbait games and shit like this. If you don't like the guy, keep his name out of your mouth. Yeah, Bree, little fuck. Damn, little fucking slut. I don't know. Yeah. I just had to clarify that he wasn't Jaden because he kind of did look like him.
Starting point is 00:24:44 And then you went as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. Yep. Pretty basic. Yep. Classic. Celebrities. There was the Diddy as the Joker and he was running around really, like really, really, really into the role as the Joker.
Starting point is 00:24:57 I saw a couple of videos. I haven't seen this yet, but Austin. Yeah. Show you. Yeah. Show it. You can play it. The one with like Tyler, the creator was pretty nuts.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Yep. You smell like Kim Kardashian. You're invited. Would you like to come play? Would you like to come play? Oh like to come play oh wow he's getting into it yeah he was in it he was in it for sure i feel like when you're a billionaire i think diddy actually just became a billionaire yep you just like you have nothing to do but like get geared up for halloween well in advance and even i'm reading this landon copying huddy's halloween costumes people went nuts after landon or similar costumes as huddy from the past and present
Starting point is 00:25:49 landon said he had these costumes planned for months who the fuck what kind of guy plans this halloween costume months in advance like what are you doing you know you gotta be you gotta be a rich guy you gotta be from a rich family or so it's not even like they're that different or cool. So in June, he's like, June, I know what I'm doing. Halloween's around the corner. That's crazy. LA kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Billie Eilish and her boyfriend spark controversy. Oh, what are you guys setting me up here? People are really freaking out about this one now. Why? The age gap? Because they met when she was 15. Oh, all right. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Creepy. Yeah, they met when she was 15 and the whole internet was freaking out because they're so 10 years apart. And then she dressed as a baby. But she's only 20 and he's 31. Yes. She dressed as like, yeah, didn't she dress as a baby? And then he was an old man. So they're kind of mocking it, though.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Yeah. And it wasn't like a coincidence. Like they dressed, that was their costume together. Yeah. We caught some of that because Elvis basically like met Priscilla when she was young. Now, I met Silvana when she was like 26. So let's not. Yeah, very, very different.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Very different. Mom dresses her kid as a BBL patient. That's kind of funny. Who fucking cares? Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, what? Oh, this clip. Slutty looks.
Starting point is 00:27:21 If you want to go through them first, we can skip it. Slutty looks? What are you talking about? Celebrity looks. I thought we just did that. Those are like the main standouts. This is just some other people on a slide. Okay. Sure.
Starting point is 00:27:34 I liked this one. Kendall Jenner as the cucumber. Yeah. That was funny. Wait, she actually went as that? Yeah. Well, she posted it. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:27:42 I was going to say, I doubt she wears that out. Not slutty enough. Cute. Madison Rae, Gaga, yeah. Love it. Love two of my women here. Love it. Indie Blue also did that. I don't know who Indie Blue is. She's the best.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Oh, shit. Tish in there. I saw Trisha Paytas comment on Silvana's picture. Really? Which was weird because she likes everyone around me but fucking hates me. Crazy. That's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Yeah, that looks good. I don't know who Elvira is. Elvira? Yeah, I don't know. You don't know who Elvira is? No. Come on,'t know you don't know who elvira is no come on brie do you josh yeah brie that's fucked up brie no way josh doesn't he who is it no i'm fucking elvira she's like you know fire like halloween oh yeah yeah i was confused when she i thought she was being a sexy amy winehouse well i don't understand why would would Kylie know who it is and you wouldn't? You're the same age as Kylie,
Starting point is 00:28:46 aren't you? Yeah, I think she's just like a year older. Huh. Wow, Bri. Get cultured. Shut up, Josh. Queen of Halloween.
Starting point is 00:28:55 How could you not know? Taylor Biebs. I mean, how the fuck is anybody supposed to know that this is what this is? Yeah, is that even a costume or are you just wearing an outfit? Yeah, that's a runway look, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:29:08 I mean, yeah, it's Halloween, but there's nobody who knew that she was being a St. Laurent hot couture runway look from 1999. Yeah, I would think she's being like a flower bush. I'm going to try to see if Silvana next Halloween would go as Cindy Crawford from that Pepsi commercial. I'll be sick.
Starting point is 00:29:27 I'll be nice. She won't. She won't. O'Malley. I like O'Malley's look here. She's dorky. That's a good one. Good job, O'Malley.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Mm-hmm. Yep. This was good by Bryce. But this is why. He didn't go as this, or did he just take a picture? No, we went. So what we did was for Bryce's YouTube, we went uh so what we did was uh for bryce's youtube we went around as him dressed up like andrew tate went to college and i was
Starting point is 00:29:50 interviewing uh the kids being like you know my podcast blah blah blah we have some controversial people on there wanted to ask some of you guys opinions on our guests so like what do you guys think of andrew tate and they would like start shitting on andrew tate and then i'd be like why don't you like turn around and tell them yourself and then they turn around and bryce would be sitting there and there's costume and just like fuck with them i it's a great costume i don't know if i see him without the side to side just like kind of i feel like my presley thing like i i don't know if i would have known who he was without feel like seeing it together but who, yeah. I know what you mean. All right, next. People thought he was Pitbull.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Yeah. Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Kim always goes fucking balls out. She's somebody who probably spends two hours a day, 364, planning Halloween. Oh, for sure. Like, she's planning her next years right now.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Yeah. Right. I saw a lot of people go as mystique from x that it's every year i feel like that and avatars yeah do you think it's just because they get to be like blue and naked yeah probably laurie harvey as beyonce i don't i wouldn't have known she was beyonce yeah you need to wear like one of her more iconic looks i feel yeah i mean i just want to know that laurie harvey is so bad yeah she's gorgeous yeah this this was this made sense yeah this made a lot of sense too because mgk played tommy lee exactly yeah so they got a little bit of trouble because he was doing
Starting point is 00:31:18 coke off her tits right how are you allowed to post that on Instagram? I don't know. I didn't see that on Instagram. What was it for a friend though? So go watch it later. He just posted on his grid like him snorting coke off of Megan's tits. No way. Yeah. Yep. That's balls.
Starting point is 00:31:37 This is Heidi Klum is just crazy. She's out of her mind. That's just crazy. It looks so realistic. It's crazy. I'd be claustrophobic i could never wear that it's crazy that is a nuts move i like it though i respect it crazy and her boyfriend was like had her on a hook fishing man crazy crazy awesome yeah i love that awesome awesome yeah good job lizzo i thought she was fatter too to be honest what then in that photo
Starting point is 00:32:07 yeah she don't look that big there no she looks good she looks great i mean i don't care if she's bigger but she looks slim uh jojo siwa great yeah that's perfect yeah noah beck and carah. Did you say blah? Yeah. Those are just costumes that you buy anywhere and throw on. Yeah, it's kind of like the shark attack. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Oh, I love this one. James Charles blocked me on Instagram though. So I didn't see this. What? He's three people? Oh, you guys never seen the Lizzie McGuire movie this is iconic no no I have not seen the movie but this is something
Starting point is 00:32:51 but this is one of those costumes obviously what I'm about to say is self evident but he took the picture it's like you can't go out right yeah oh I love that Betty Boop yeah pretty good do you think you would have been able to tell nope the picture though no definitely not you don't think so the hair the red nope i
Starting point is 00:33:15 would if she told me though i would have been like oh yeah like as soon as she would have said that i would have gotten it but yeah i wouldn't have it's one of those costumes too it's like she just looks hot and it's comfortable it's like you could like you could see someone like that out in a club and not know she's in a costume yeah yeah harley quinn yeah i feel like she's good yeah everyone harley quinn every year yeah that was what i was gonna say it looks good like just played out costume. Wait, that's terrible.
Starting point is 00:33:49 I'm just going to say it. That's what this is. That's terrible. That's really hard. We're joking. She said that is the worst costume I might've ever seen in my life. And no, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:34:02 You just went as a color. Yeah, that ain't no heart. That's no heart. You're just red. You just got a red dress on. Yeah. Olivia Rodrigo could have been a heart too. Like an Indian dancer when they do with their fingers and they do like with the little
Starting point is 00:34:16 that's all. But not a heart. Not a heart. Katy Perry's a robot. This clip is a little bit old. It was out last time we did it This clip is a little bit old. It was out last time we did it. It is a crazy video. Her eye gets stuck.
Starting point is 00:34:30 She may be a robot. I saw this and I was going to like... She could be a robot. ...on TikTok and be like, Katy Perry's stealing my move. She's stealing my move on... Your eye roll. You could pull that off.
Starting point is 00:34:40 No, it's more of an eye roll. Her eye gets stuck. Play the video. Pause. When you see new 2023, play Dave. pull that off no it's more of an eye roll she's her eye gets stuck play the video pause when you see new 2023 play date seriously now that i see that her eyelash glue might have got purpose maybe her eyelash glue got stuck that happens or or she's a robot i'm gonna go robot it was like very like weirdly like every time she tapped the side of her head the eye would open back up and then like
Starting point is 00:35:13 kind of kind of yeah very odd almost now it's like she planned it she knew oh well she tweeted it with that yeah so tom brady giselle they split we knew that the question i see that someone wrote does this make patrick and britney mahomes the new nfl it couple no way i love uh josh allen and his girlfriend they've been together forever and they're the best yeah since college much noise they're not doing nothing stupid they're just just they're awesome uh real drake sent fake drake a c and d drake uh sent izzy drake a cease and desist letter izzy drake is famous for impersonating drake that's news to me drake's letter called for izzy drake to stop using drake's name likeness trademarks which they claim were damaging and defamatory to the ovo brand ovo ovo ovo i think
Starting point is 00:36:02 that's what i said uh fake fake Drake who has his own music career changed his name to Izzy Famous calling birthday present to his inspiration honestly Drake just let the fake Drake live it's not hurting your brand at all not at all just let the guy live it's like he caught a break he happens
Starting point is 00:36:20 to kind of be a fake Drake let him chill so there's like a fake day porno running around like using your name well if i think there's genuine confusion but nobody's thinking that's the real no there's not a general confusion it's just like he could say anything and have your name be involved in it you know what i mean yeah no i wouldn't care if it was clearly not me it's like you and and then it's like you know what if shit does hit the fan it's like dave what'd you do i'm like no that was fake yeah exactly
Starting point is 00:36:50 it's like scapegoat um elon musk has taken over twitter as in he just he bought it it was he bought it yep and he's in charge and honestly i i don't know how he has time to do anything. The man is on Twitter 24-7. I'm not convinced we couldn't get him on this podcast. He's everywhere. He replies to everything. He's just everywhere. Wait, are you friends with him or have you talked to him before? No, I've never spoken.
Starting point is 00:37:20 He did donate to the Barstool Fund, but it wasn't through him. He has replied to a couple of my tweets, but I don't think that means anything because he replies to tons of people's tweets. He's just everywhere. I go back and forth on him, but he's everywhere. Free speech, not free speech. But yeah, he's fucking everywhere. He's saying he wants to bring Vine back too.
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Starting point is 00:38:46 cash check it out did you guys watch the Jake Paul fight um no I watched like highlights of it I didn't even know it was happening no so I was gonna ask I was in Wisconsin when the fight happened in the world of our world
Starting point is 00:39:01 the BFF world I was kind of surprised I didn't think it was as big a deal as I thought it was going to be when he said he was fighting him. I could be wrong about it. Say that again. It was a big deal? It wasn't. I didn't think there was a ton of buzz.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Yeah. Didn't it still sell out, though? It probably did, yeah. But I don't know if that matters. In Arizona, it's like how many buys they did. And I was just more how many people talking about it. I almost felt like, I don't know. I could be wrong.
Starting point is 00:39:34 I didn't even hear about it. I don't think it got the buzz that some of the other fights got. That's for sure. Yeah. All right. No one's going to care about that. Let's do the BFF's corner, and then we can get out of here so ellie calls out josh ellie posted and deleted tiktok calling out josh for clout chasing with pretty woman i think we already saw this
Starting point is 00:39:54 is this really something i do and will clout chase with pretty girls and what i mean by that yeah i already saw this how did I already see this? Yeah, I thought we already watched it too, maybe. We posted it on TikTok. Oh, posted it on TikTok, yeah. Oh, okay. Josh, it was fun. It was constant.
Starting point is 00:40:13 Josh, it was fun. The Wisco women's volleyball game. What was up with that? Why was it so busy? Were they trying to break a record or something? Because of the nudes, right? Oh, it was their nudes? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Oh, you didn't hear about oh yeah so the team got leaked the team got leaked like uh their whole team after winning the natty chip took like a bunch of videos and pictures and everything of themselves in the locker room after like just all these videos like came out and got leaked and then me and bryce made jokes about them and then like we had had dms from the team like we went and checked in our Instagram DMS and like the team had DMS in the past being like stuff like the one DM Bryce, like, Oh,
Starting point is 00:40:49 I'm going to like, come pick me up from the airport. Like they just all like knew who we were and stuff. So we were like, all right, why don't we go to Wisconsin and go and like cheer on these girls? You know what I mean? Like actually go hang out with them,
Starting point is 00:41:01 make some videos with them or whatnot. Like go out with them at night, uh, have a good time. And then Bryce was like, yeah, let's do it. So we answered one of the DMs from the girls, are like, get us tickets to the game. We'll come in like two days.
Starting point is 00:41:15 So the next game was October 29th. So we got on a flight like the next day after that, flew out to Wisconsin, went and watched the game. My dad was a volleyball coach too. So, you know, I kind of actually enjoy watching volleyball. So do they sell out every game i thought about they've sold out like the last like four games or something like that because of the video because of the video pretty much yeah huh all right so we have something to watch here josh and boy himself enjoying himself at wisco bar she fell to her knees you're just was that like a kissing booth you and grace it was the same that was the same girl it was I think it was just two different angles of the same girl.
Starting point is 00:42:10 But, yeah, someone had to be Elvis for Halloween, I guess, at that bar. So I was like, oh, that'll be me. I'll be a gentleman. Brie goes viral for sibling theory. I don't know what this means at all. I want you to really hear me out on this one, okay? And I'm not crazy for it. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:42:25 I know I'm not. Everyone knows a pair of siblings, right? Where you're like, I just know you're fucking. Like everyone knows the siblings that everyone's like, oh, they fuck. In every town, there's the siblings that are just a little too close. What do we think, boys? I disagree. A lot of people agreed. I don't know any siblings I'm like, they're fucking.
Starting point is 00:42:51 It's not really as like they're fucking. It's like, oh, they're not fucking, but they want to. Like they're a little too close. You know what I mean? Got it. Like they're touchy. They're weird. You have no idea?
Starting point is 00:43:02 You've never met siblings where you're like, oh my God? No. I know a bunch. they're weird no you have no idea you've never met siblings where you're like oh my god no i know a bunch maybe you just grew up in a fucked up town yeah it sounds like more of like just your but it's in all like every every state that i've lived in my friend group's like yeah that's the cousin those are the sisters that are like okay maybe you should start finding new friends yeah maybe sounds like you're running with a weird crowd. All right, we've got fan questions, relationship edition, and then we're done. All right, yeah. First question.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Can guys have platonic girl best friends and vice versa? Okay. I just started dating someone who was asking me to see my guy best friend less because he doesn't believe you can be best friends with opposite gender and not have any feelings. Oh, we're still on the same question. Yeah. Wait, question yeah wait wait but what is this girl's scenario is she like hanging out with her guy best friend one-on-one and then she also seems like it's like he her boyfriend wants her to see her guy best friend less i don't mean this in a sexist way at all
Starting point is 00:43:58 but that guy is trying to fuck probably correct Because any guy who a truly platonic, if you're in a truly platonic relationship, you would always choose as a guy to hang out with another guy. You'd never choose a girl to hang out over a guy unless you thought there's some 1%, 2%, 50 that eventually you're going to fuck that girl. That's just how it goes.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Or, or yeah. Yeah. I don't think I've had any guy friends. Like if you give them the chance, they would. They would, which means it's not platonic. Yeah, unless there's no physical attraction. But then you're not going to hang out with that person.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Guys and girls can be friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can be friends in groups and stuff. It's like, hey hey what are you doing today come over and watch the pats no chance weird one-on-one watch yeah no no right not happening hey want to bet the game hey want to go want to go do this no fuck no want to go to a bar no
Starting point is 00:44:57 come on okay next question let's try nice try i've been on that porch for a long fucking time i have articles written about it guys and girls cannot be platonic friends just it's kind of like i don't think there's anything such thing as true altruism but go ahead can a guy i'm date yeah true what true altruism i don't think there's such a thing as altruism what do you mean by that like i don't think anybody does anything just for the common good. Oh, oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Yeah. Like even if you give to charity, if you do this or you do that, it makes you feel good. So there it's no longer like, even if you donate and you donate a not anonymously and it's like, your name doesn't show up or anything. You still know you did that. And then you're like,
Starting point is 00:45:41 and then you're probably even like, yeah. And I also donated with that. I'm a good person. And that, right. Yeah. I didn're probably even like, yeah, and I also donated. And I'm a good person. I didn't even need people to know my name and I donated. What's up? That's how good of a person I am.
Starting point is 00:45:50 I guess so. Can a guy I'm dating like explicit photos of other girls on Instagram? Nope. Not a chance. What is this? What are we, in kindergarten here with these questions? Yeah, that's messed up.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Hey, can a guy I'm dating just fuck other girls even though I don't want him to? I mean, what are we doing here? What, you're thinking liking in Instagram photos the same as having intercourse? Yes. What? Yes. If my boyfriend's out here liking
Starting point is 00:46:18 all bikini pics, I'm like, oh, you want to fuck this girl? You're going to fuck this girl. And then it's like, it's like a museum. You can look, but you can't touch. Then don't to fuck this girl. And then it's like, it's like a museum. You can look, but you can't touch kind of. Then don't touch the like button. Just look at it.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Yeah. No. Why do you want that person to know you liked it? And then that person writes back like, Hey, like next thing you know, your dick is inside of her. That's such an escalation.
Starting point is 00:46:39 That's so quick. I feel like that's a timeframe. Yeah. I feel like that's how you work, Josh. You're like, Oh, like this picture. Cause I know we'll end up hooking up.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Correct. I don't even like photos on Instagram, really. The guy I'm seeing's roommate liked me on Hinge. Is he aware that we are in a relationship? Do I say anything? Yeah, he's aware. He's trying to see if you're a freak and we'll fuck him. These questions, Austin.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Did we make these up? What are these questions? These are like dumb ass questions. Gotta bring it up. Gotta bring it up. bring it up all right i'll look to her wait why are you on fucking hinge if you're in a relationship yeah that's a good question that's because austin's making up the question i mean i have all the screenshots these are from our fans yeah um okay this one my whole friend group hates our best friend's boyfriend and they both know and he hates us back too. How do we break them up? Somebody's going to fuck them.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Someone's going to fuck them. But then you have to be willing to break up with the friends. Going to want to break up with the friends too. No, you do it. You get right to the point of fucking be like, gotcha. Or you plant a fucker. That's good, Dave. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:45 That's good. Or you get real closeer. That's good, Dave. Yeah. That's good. Or you set him up. You get real close. And then you blue ball the shit out of him and go, ah, guess what? Gotcha. Right. Snap. Yep.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Hey, take your pants off. Click. Boom. Done. Blackmail. I told you. Camera. I told you it was scumbag.
Starting point is 00:48:00 That's good. Yeah. That's a good one. Do you think you can take someone back who cheated on you and they won't do it again or is it once a cheater always a cheater?
Starting point is 00:48:10 Once a cheater always a cheater. I'm generally once a cheater always a cheater but circumstances do change. Age change but there may be
Starting point is 00:48:17 extenuating shit but I would generally say no. Agreed. Yeah. Do you think it's weird if your boyfriend slash girlfriend goes clubbing without you? Of course. Yeah. Do you think it's weird if your boyfriend slash girlfriend goes clubbing without you? Of course.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Eh. Girls, maybe more leeway. If girls go just strictly girls night, fine. I would have boys night. No. I've said this. The last place I want to be in is a club. I have no interest in being there.
Starting point is 00:48:46 If I'm going to watch a game or like something else made, but clubbing, no guys go to clubs specifically to get girls. Girls can go to clubs to just have fun with their friends. Now I will say girls are just as savage as guys. Like if I was like, I'm going to go girls night. Oh,
Starting point is 00:49:03 by the way, like 70% of this girl group is single. I don't trust that either. All the girls have to be in relationships for a girls night to be a legitimate girls night because girls, single girls want to meet single guys as much as single guys want to meet single girls. I think if you have to lock your significant other up to the point where you can't let them go out because you don't trust them,
Starting point is 00:49:25 then you aren't in a great relationship. Probably you got to be tiptoeing around these things all the time. It's like, yeah, but together. Yeah. Go to the club to get nothing good happens. I don't want to go booze alcohol.
Starting point is 00:49:39 You're cheating. No, I'm saying, what if I don't want to go to the club? What if I don't want to go to the club at night? And she's like, well, all my friends are going sick go yeah i want to watch a basketball game or something go for it now what if i've been hanging out with my girl for like a week straight right she's been sleeping in my crib whatever now i'm like yo i need a boys like i just
Starting point is 00:49:57 want to go with the boys have some fun like go let off some steam not necessarily do anything but you talk differently when you're just around your boys than you do if your girl's there you know what i mean you're gonna talk but this question was like going differently so i get to go out to the club with my boys let off steam do whatever i just mean i'm going out there to like get with a girl but this question was like does your boyfriend or girlfriend go clubbing all the time without you oh all the time is a very different thing that's what the question was yeah if you could yeah i this could be an age thing i think even like i i just would never the only reason i would be now there are some crazy extenuating circumstances like when we announced the canelo fight in vegas
Starting point is 00:50:39 everyone parcel went to a club after yeah i'm going it's like it's barstool going out and silvana's not there but if we're together and i'm like hey i'm going clubbing without you that's fucking weird very weird and i would i first of all i won't want to do it like the only reason i go to club without sylvan in a normal situation would be to meet girls so why would i ever do that i hate being in a club i don't like being a club person i don't like being in a club with her yeah but that's just your music's too loud that's you personally man all right yeah you you got music and like people bumping into you're probably having like a meltdown but yeah he i like you know i like like i'm dancing you know what i'm saying i'm having a good time depends on the age depends
Starting point is 00:51:20 on the relationship i guess you want one more question? Sure. Last one. Should you give up your dog if your partner doesn't like dogs or give up your partner? They are both. Give up your partner. Throw your partner off a bridge. Yeah. With bricks on their ankle. Never should have been your partner.
Starting point is 00:51:38 You're dating someone that doesn't like dogs. Yeah. Please. Psycho. No question ever. Dogs. Who are you dating? Yeah. It's equivalent to a serial killer in my eyes.
Starting point is 00:51:47 I truly like dogs more than humans. Easily. Well, that's the last question. Alright. That's it. See you guys.

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