BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - JOSH RICHARDS REACTS TO NESSA AND JADEN RUMORS — BFFs EP 22. W/ NOAH BECK

Episode Date: April 1, 2021

On this week’s episode, the crew is joined by Noah Beck to talk about his relationship with Dixie, what he’s been up to, and draft our perfect influencer houses. We record an emergency pod on the latest Tik Tok drama surrounding Josh, Nessa, Jaden, and Mads.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Okay, so, uh, ooh, echo. All right, so here we go. BFFs, Noah Beck. First of all, this is going to be the second that we've aired. We've booked a bunch. Yeah, second we've ever done in person together.

Correct, but it's going to be the third air. Because we're doing after this, Bryce. Which will Bryce be before. Because no offense, you still have a relationship that is intact. He doesn't, so he's Buzzy. He's just like Buzzy. He's tweeting out

like so. Now, I'm surprised you're on. Because we tried to get you early. and I don't know. You didn't say it to me. I think Gruen and everyone else has grown. He's like, he's safe. It's like his brand is safe. So he's not going to touch BFFs.

Too nice. Too nice. But since then, I feel like I've been paying attention. Not as nice anymore. Is that fair to say? Or brand safe, maybe, the word? I like to think I'm still brand safe. I think, I mean,

I spoke to my manager about coming on earlier, because I had no problem with it, but he was like, I just don't think it's a good idea. He's like, you know how the podcast is. They're always trying to, because at first, you guys were getting all the good stuff. Salacious. We tried to get Trish. If Trish paid us, walk through his door, we'd throw you all the good stuff. Salacious. Yeah, and I was like. We tried to get Trish.

If Trish paid us, walk through his door, we'd throw you through the window. Because she's, that's views. Yeah, exactly. She's going to be going all over the place. Exactly. So, I mean, personally, I just felt like I didn't have much to give you guys. I think Dave hurt your ego a little bit, too, when he came over. Why? I said he.

I don't know if you remember. You came over. You wrecked everybody in the house and you said you no you didn't you said you went no i wouldn't even take a second glance if i walked by you in the street i wouldn't even take a second look and then you looked at tyler cameron you're like but you well tyler cameron's fucking good looking dude i didn't mean all right and let's preface and i know tiktok world changes constantly but but when I showed up, he, and he could still be because I'm not taught.

Everyone's like, he's the buzz guy. Yeah. Like he's the one who's rocking up. What? Who am I? I'm, I'm,

I'm listening to gurus. It's like, I know he's like a good looking dude, but I, when I look, I'm like, okay, I don't get what makes someone go from zero to a gazillion views.

Like if I looked at Tyler Cameron, I get it. He's fucking, I saw him walking. You got a man crush on him. Just say it, Dave. Just say it. I saw him walking the street. I didn't know who he was. I'm like, oh, that's a good fucking looking dude. To myself. And then he was in the office.

That's the dude I saw. So, again, I don't get it. It was nothing. And even his soccer photo. So, where are we now? What's the update? What is the... And I'll let you tell it. I feel like you're pretty self-aware. When was that? When did we meet? It's because you came out for the first episode of the podcast.

Do you remember? Yeah, but when was it? I don't know. September, November? Yeah, this was months ago. So where are we now? How does the world view you? Obviously, weren't you dating? We had some doing boy photo shoots that I think I know They're all they put it over the edge. Yeah

Have some of those so I think where we know no me do I think a fine. Yeah, no, of course. I think no Yeah, well have you guys yeah, that's fine. No, we've never had No, we've never had beef. No, I mean, I'm like the biggest fan of this fucking girlfriend He actually has a shirt that says dickixie's face. Yeah, I know. I saw it. And the vibe I've gotten on her is like she's pretty self-aware too and like funny. Like we've gone back and forth. Like just DMs, not like weird, but she has a sense of humor.

Maybe you should look into that. She has a sense of humor. So, yeah, I've never had that beef. But I meant more like if you were the it guy when I was here at a 10, where are you in TikTok right now? In your opinion. And I want your opinion. And your opinion.

Yeah, well, I'm not the it guy anymore. Who's it? To be fair, right now, there's really no, like, everything's just dry. Like, social media as a whole is kind of dead right now. TikTok has come to a weird like i feel like yeah because it's not what's happened to the app now is like every day that's all that was talked about right david's yeah in in the media if it was like the china stuff if it was people like noah the demelios whatever it was and then now tiktok's kind of like settling in

the like new york times isn't worried about covering it anymore they're kind of like uh this is old news yeah so it's like're kind of like, this is old news. It's going to find its place among the Instagram Snapchats. Is that how you feel about it? There isn't a new person where people are buzzing or talking about. It was them.

There used to be a new person every two weeks. There's no one blowing up right now. What about Dixie? Are they still? I mean, there's still, Noah's still Noah, right? Yeah, like, you're at the top, but it's, like, no one's really talking about it anymore? Yeah, like, it's just not as cared about as it was at first, because it was so fresh and so new where people were, like, who is this guy?

Like, that's how it happened to me, because it all happened so quick, right? Like, I was brand new to social media, and people were kind of just, like, who is this guy? Like, that's how it happened to me because it all happened so quick, right? Like, I was brand new to social media and people were kind of just like, who is this guy? Yeah, who is this guy? Like, let me follow him just to see what he's about. And, like, I feel like that's how it was because I don't know why I. So, you're following mostly girls? My demographic, at first, it was, like, 90-10. But now it's, like, 20-80 because I've been doing stuff with Bradley and, like, I'm showing, like, my.

Bradley? Martin. Bradley Martin. Big guy. bodybuilder yeah i've been doing like athletic things like that and like i've been working out with like ryan garcia just doing more like showing off my athletic size yeah 20 on what platform no way you know you don't bullshit me you don't have 20 males on tiktok on tiktok no way on youtube it's like 60 40 pull up i like this i40. Pull it up. I like this. I want to see it. I want to see it in person right now. On TikTok, I would say

99% female. Oh, I'm thinking it's 86% female, 14% male, maybe. Maybe. I haven't checked in a while. Here's the backtrack. I've actually actually looked. It's just 100% female. What do you? For TikTok, it's the backtrack. Yeah. Oh, I've actually actually looked. It's just 100% female.

What are you? For TikTok, it's still probably... Okay. I don't even think I have... See, I was rounding. No, that's not bad. Okay. Okay.

82.8 female, 17.2 male. So you were right. Yeah, so like around. You were close. I mean, when you're talking millions of people, 3% is like... It's still a lot. Yeah. How do you check that? I bet I'm lot. Yeah. How do you check that?

I bet I'm the exact opposite. How do you check it? Go here. Pro account. Pro account analytics. You have a lot of girl stans on. No, they just talk more. Oh, no.

Wow. Dave has more. That's crazy. Wow, dude. 60 male, 40 female. On TikTok, that's ridiculous. I bring the males out. I bring the dick out.

I always have that's all nice if i was gay i'd be rolling in dick non-stop that like just one hour i could i could i could pick and choose like oh clooney brad pitt like you're next that's right guys that's right in line yeah or you could or you or you could have went for james looks like madison you thought too that's true and by the way mad Beer, not to like blow her up, but she said she would come on the podcast. She tells me, I text her like, hey, you coming on? She says yes. My guys will set it up.

Her team says no. I go back, hey, your team said no. She's like, what the fuck? I want to do it. And we go around and around and around and we go. So she's a little fugazi. I don't know what's, we'll get her, especially doing this because we'll clip it and send it, but that's fucked up.

So is that why you're on now, by the way? I was thinking that. If things are changing and TikTok's not as in demand with anything, people are more willing, all right, got to keep my name out here. Well, are you using us for clout? No, I wouldn't even say it's that.

It just seems like fun. Like, I don't know. It is. Yeah, it is. It's a great time. We get a bad rap sometimes as being like gotcha guys. Yeah, which we're not. That's like not our pod.

At all. People think we're a little problematic, but I don't think so. Not at all. If you clip clips of anything, you can get, I mean, you've been clipped, right? Didn't you have to apologize for something? It's probably in the notes. Oh, for you dancing to the um like the white house burning down oh my god what was up with that let's bring this back bro holy shit yeah

the capital being like broken yeah and you're just you're just i'm not even gonna lie like when that happened i didn't even think like yeah i can see why people think i'm like so airheaded but at the same time it's like did you know did you know that was on the TV behind you? No not at all. Because that's i took your side like i said it and you still didn't like i posted i just didn't i was like okay my dancing looks sharp like i'm just looking at myself i'm like yeah and then i didn't even realize the back so when's the first time you're like the back when someone commented yeah i might have i don't think i deleted it i think it's already out there i kept it up i was So when's the first time you're like the back when someone commented? And then were you like, oh, I'm fucked? Yeah. I don't think I deleted it because it's already out there.

I think you kept it up. I kept it up. That's a power move. Yeah, I like you. But I was against it. I was like, even, I mean, it almost looked staged. It was so preposterous. It looked, it really looked like you were making a joke almost.

Like you were like, this is going to be funny. I'm going to hit a TikTok the country government is burning down let me just dance it out on this chinese government app that's what it looked like it wasn't that it was yeah yeah so where are you a bit oblivious by me to be highly oblivious yeah so where are you at with like so i know like josh and i did this podcast and i think we both had the same ideas like i want to get relevant with a younger crowd you want older diversify like where are you at with that are you is that like what every tiktok person's on their mind right now because you're relatively new i'm reading this you had the soccer by the way are you just saying

you're gonna play pro soccer or it pro soccer? That's a sad part. That's like Michael Scott from The Office. Like, I chose not to play, like, pro hockey because I want to have a family. No, the sad part, I think, and Noah will speak about it, but it's like he could have been. For real? Yeah. And he decided to give it up for Wiggle Dickin'. So, I'm a Wiggle Dickin' now.

So, walk me through that because that seems like a bananas move. Yeah, so. If it's legit. I mean. Portland, right there. Right, but there's a lot of college fucking soccer players. There's a ton, but. And there's very few pro, probably.

So go ahead. Yeah, and I don't think I'm one to be like, yeah, no, easily pro. But, I mean, you could talk to anyone. I would love to get one of my friends on a call and be like yo do you think i would have made it like i i was see me yeah and i always was just like every team i was ever on i was it was like my thing to just be the first to training last to leave so that's port portland what is that portland what university of portland okay so division one soccer division one soccer blah blah, blah, blah. Division one soccer, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. What year did you stop doing it? So you're a full scholarship player there. I was a full

scholarship player. Um, I stopped doing it just around a year ago, March. We got sent home, uh, because of COVID. Yeah. So I went my freshman year and so this, I was a freshman last year. So I would be a sophomore right now. And right around this time last year, we got sent home from Portland, and I went back to Arizona because of COVID. And so I finished the rest of my semester online, and then I was doing my, like, at-home workouts, and we had, like, Zooms with the team that we would just check up and, like, see how everyone's doing.

And then that summer, I had trials in Europe set up that I had, like, you're not supposed to have an agent in College soccer, but like I was just in talks with one and we were like setting trials up That's like super illegal though right? No, no, no, like I didn't sign with anyone I didn't sign with any agents Yeah, NCAA is crazy And like I had so I had a couple trials in Europe that I was going to but That was that summer, but that was that summer.

But then traveling got, like, banned, obviously. And then I was going to go to Utah, where I went when I was 15, and I played for, like, their feeder teams, like the academy teams. And it was a residency academy, so it's like I was there with 50 boys. I played for the U16 team and then the U18 team, and then I went on to college. But after my freshman year, I was going with 50 boys. I played for the U16 team and then the U18 team, and then I went on to college. But after my freshman year, I was going to go back and train with them during the summer to see how I've developed,

and I was hopefully going to get offered a homegrown contract. Because when I was 16, I was offered a USL deal. So if you put a percentage on yourself realistically, because even everybody, like 15, 20, 50, like, what honest chances? Because that's a huge fucking decision. Like, I'm trying to picture it like. No, the biggest decision. Like, if I'm a kid, it's like, I think I'm going to get drafted to play fucking baseball.

And, like, that's most kids that, like, play professional sports. To give it up to Wiggledick is fucking a wild move. What was the deciding factor? Like, what made you be like, I'll be a Wiggle Dick? It has to be money, right? Well, you were talking about, like, percentages. I think, like, I'm not, like, like I said, I like to be humble, but, like. A real?

Like, 99% sure I was going pro. Like, that's all I ever wanted to do. When I was three years old, like, I started playing. 99%. 99% sure. Like, unless I got a career-ending energy. What's the decision here then?

Yeah, so basically... He walks off this show and he's going to go home and be like, fuck. Some good points. I'm fucking curious. It could be that. We may be under SMA. I don't think professional soccer, and I don't know what level.

Obviously, they're, like, the highest paid, like, European. Like, there's MLS guys who probably have, like, second jobs. Like, they're not widely paid to be. 100%, yeah. It's not like being in the NBA. I have no idea. I don't watch soccer. I know, like, lacrosse guys are working, like, four jobs.

Right. So maybe it's a little different, but it has to be you thought you could make. You answer. Yeah. So, I mean, soccer is a huge is a huge sport obviously like worldwide and stuff like that and europe is where they get paid usually the most but in mls you got guys making six figures um like some even like the top players making seven figures and it's like it's a pretty good salary to live like yeah that's i mean yeah and you're doing what you're and you're doing what you love and it's like that was my biggest thing because soccer has always been my passion like i didn't

have a plan b that's all i wanted to do like so how do you give up something you love that's what i'm trying to get at 100 money his pocket did you get a guarantee to do tiktok or anything like sign if someone's like so that's the thing so when i started i started posting i posted my first tiktok like in january but then I really started to start posting consistently when I got sent home because I was like... That's how you got away with doing it, by the way. I just want to let you know, your whole team

would have... Oh, no. They knew about it. I was posting somewhat. They were dogging me. They were doing TikTok. They would call me TikTok, yo, TikTok ball, like, all that stuff. Like, they would just

mess around with me. But, yeah, so I started posting because when I went home, I would do online school and then I would train and then I would train in the morning as well. So, like, I would,

I would, like, push my body and I was like, okay, I can't, I can only do so much with my body. So, like, I'm just gonna... You're gonna fucking, you think you're gonna be a pro soccer player,

professional, that, most people can't do that. You jumped the wiggle dick in. Yeah. How did that happen? So numbers went up. Followers kept coming. I get a DM from Blake, one of the guys I live with now, Blake Gray.

Soy House. Soy House. So he's like, yo, I think you have mad potential. It was when I had like 50K followers. He reached out, and he's like, I think you have potential. It has to be money. Somebody had to say something to you about money. Well, it was constantly.

Ever since I hit, like, 100K, people kept emailing me and were like, yo, I'll pay you this if you promo this. And I'm like, what? And I couldn't take that because I'm an NCAA athlete, so I couldn't take any money. You couldn't even do brand deals at the start, which is crazy. No, I couldn't do anything. It's super, super fucking illegal if you did it at the start. Yeah.

No, like, I. Think about that. Yeah, so I. So you think it's the right decision now? I mean, I don't regret any of the decisions I made, but I do miss it. Like, I'd be lying if I said I didn't, but... Well, you can still play pro soccer.

100%. And, like, yeah, I mean, I'm still 19. Like, I'm still young, but... Festival of Worlds. I mean, like, I... We went out and played soccer together recently. I scored, like, way more goals than you, so I don't know how you're still a pro, but...

You could still do it. Yeah. So, all right. I was a bit rusty, you was a bit rusty yeah i'm not gonna put him on the spot or maybe i will then and then we can move to the other shit but when you're like yeah and a good u.s player makes you know seven figures mls if you're a top fucking tiktoker. That's like chump change, right? I'm not asking you. Have you, I'm going to ask you something. Have you done a brand deal before that has been equal or more to what your salary would have been in a year?

Yeah. So there's your answer. So we danced around that like fucking range. Yeah. It was kind of just like, it was an opportunity that was just too good to pass up. And I was like,

I don't know how is an opportunity that is too good. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know how long I'm going to have yeah and i'm like i don't know how long i'm gonna have this and i'm i'm i might regret it in the future involved in that my parents like fully supported me my dad literally coached me like my whole life and he was like my biggest supporter playing soccer and it was like it was tough for him and like when i told him he was like what do you like what are you doing and then i educated him a bit more on it because I still was like, what am I doing? And then you got your own Tesla. And then she was like, fuck.

Did you really? She was like, yeah, run it. Let's go. Yeah. Just recently. It was her birthday in January. Is this one of those deals that you guys always fucking do when you don't actually buy the Tesla? Or did you buy the Tesla?

No, I bought it. Good for you. Yeah, he's a good guy. He's actually a good guy. Good for you. I wasn't going to even bring it online. You made the right Fucking choice then That's

You just didn't wanna say it It's fucking money And who wouldn't wiggle their And I talked to you I talked to you a lot When you first were Coming up to Sway Cause he was like

He was one nervous And then two Fucking hangs out With my ex The day he comes out Like as if Chill He's sleeping in my bedroom

Take this in Sleep in my bedroom Wait wait which ex Nessa At the time we were broken up this was right during the chase shit remember because that's why we started the pod so confused it's crazy you were i didn't touch her he didn't oh no no well i i hope not but no no i see this video and tiktok online i didn't know this yeah no i see a tiktok online this is

so old so old but they were like filming together. And I'm like, what the fuck? This guy's sleeping in my old room in my bed. This fool's going to hang out with my, and so I called him. And then we just started talking about other shit. And he made the register. And this is his M.O. Because when I went to the house the first fucking day,

Griffin used to date fucking Dixie, right? Yep. You guys fucking, you have no rules. Fucking K. So, all right, speaking of that, Alex, first of all. I got ragged for that, though, the Nessa thing. Because I commented, because I called Noah, and then Noah was being a real nice guy. And I was being a little bit of that, like, ex-boyfriend that's a dick a little bit.

Like, threatening, like, I'm going to fight you or something. And on the call to him. And then he goes online and he, like, posts bit of that like ex-boyfriend that's a dick a little bit like threatening like i'm gonna fight you or something and on the call to him and then he goes online and he like posts he's like guys i'm sorry like i don't want anything to come off like i'm friends with ness and josh and like and i commented under the post i was like good boy no i said some shit like that and everyone was like everyone was like he's not a fucking dog like you don't get to treat him that way and i got ragged for like a good good week and then me and my host together like yeah, I was like literally I was just new to LA and like I Knew I was gonna come hang out with you guys But like I think I was coming the next day Blake was like come tomorrow and I was like, okay Well, I'm just kind of here right now and and like so what what did you like? I don't understand

What did you do? It wasn't just that there was Maddie Cassius. There was a bunch of people. Oh, but that's also, I remember, that's your fucking thing you said about Dixie, too. You guys used to just take long drives just for the fucking. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, yeah.

Well, and as I said, nobody does that unless now you're dating. So that was fucking shady as fuck. But whatever. It but whatever it was what it was um they had a nice group they called themselves the nuggies yeah you and you and dixie no and curtis he's up there he's actually up there right now did i meet him the first time i don't know i don't think so he has like the blonde dyed hair he's not he's not a sway boy oh i don't think i met him okay all right so right. So what did you, and going back, Alex, she came on our podcast,

I think two or three, said she thought the relationship was fake with you and Dixie. I think, do we have this video? I was about to say,

do we have a clip? Yeah, we do. She went on it for like a second. Well, she had info. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Like that was the weirdest thing. I thought she had like an inside. Yeah. Like I was like, are you talking with

like Mark D'Amelio right now? I know. I like talked to Dixie about like, I was like, are you talking with, like, Mark D'Amelio right now? I know. I, like, talked to Dixie about it. I was like, have you told people our relationship is fake? Are we okay? Noah Beck, I just can't because of the information I'm hearing about him and his girlfriend. No, no, you have information on Blake Gray. No, and this Noah kid.

You have, what? Well, I just don't like when people fake relationships for the internet. That pisses me the fuck off. We'll have to ask her about that. Yeah. We are. What, information? Yeah, she said she was hearing information.

She could just let it. I love Alex. She's, like, worse. She could, she, who knows? She may not have information. Yeah. She got a comment on, like, one of her posts one time. Who fucking knows?

That's when I started liking Dixie, actually. Because I'm like, oh, that was a funny response. Right. Yeah, we talked about it. Because, like, Dixie wasn't. Because I'm like, oh, that was a funny response. Right. Yeah, we talked about it. Because Dixie wasn't being soft. Right. No, it's funny. All right.

And then this part. So Bryce did the stripper prank. This went viral. Did you care about this? Honestly, you couldn't have cared. I cared that she cared. That's a nice boyfriend answer, I guess. I cared that she cared.

That's a safe answer. Yeah, no. Right cared that she cared. That's like a safe answer. Yeah, no. Right. Correct. What do you want him to say? Fuck Dixie? Yeah. No, of course not.

I cared that she cared, and it was like, personally, I was like. We get it. I get it. Yeah. It's one of those. It's one of those where it's kind of tricky, because it's like, I didn't do anything with them, obviously. I didn't know about it, so she couldn't't know about it So she couldn't get mad at me

She was just more mad But it was on the video That's why I thought She overreacted in this case Because it was on video And it's clear You didn't know And it was clear

It was kind of like a prank So it's like I don't know Yeah I mean I could probably say Every single girl That would have answered

That call would have been mad Yeah I don't see how a girl Do you think you would have been mad Yeah me and Nessa both said It would have been mad. Yeah. I don't see how a girl... You think you would have been mad? Yeah, me and Nessa both said it would have been mad. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

And I think if you do it, like, a big thing that I like to do, I just put myself in, like, the other person's shoes. I suck at that. If one of her... You never do that. If one of her friends pranked her and, like, had, like, male strippers on her, I'd be like... Right.

Is she? That's true. But she wasn't mad at you. No,ppers on her. I'd be like... Right. Is she? That's true. But she wasn't mad at you. I think it was like, fuck Bryce. Yeah, no, she wasn't mad at me. Well, I mean, how are you going to get mad at the guy that didn't even know what was going on? He was just blindfolded.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's kind of a... And then the last thing we got for you before we let you go, this photo shoot, which I saw, you look like fucking Adam Lambert. Yeah, or like... Oh, this is the makeup one yeah thank you so is like modeling a thing is that is that a real thing for you i hope so i'm really trying to get into i think modeling would be really fun um like i recently you're like you're

super naked in this one yeah no i recently told like a i had like an interview and it was always like a big thing of mine because like when i played soccer, I looked up to guys like David Beckham, like Cristiano Ronaldo, and like off the field they were big in modeling. And I'm like, it's always just something that I would do. I think David Beckham could pull off the makeup look though. He can do anything. David Beckham can literally do anything. I actually met him like two weeks ago.

He FaceTimed me. So you're like Noah's got a boner over here. I mean, who doesn't? And by the way, he was with Victoria, whose voice is, they're both voices. Their accents, everything. Yeah, it's crazy. You know, I guess why I want you. Is this game for him, or I'm confused?

Yeah, we have a game for us to play. So just real quick on this, though. Is this in a magazine or something? Yeah, so this is for a V-Man magazine. What the fuck's a V-Man? It's like a fashion magazine. And I was on the digital cover, but then on the printed,

I was like, didn't you get backlash for this a little bit? How did you deal with that? What do you get backlash for? I got backlash for this. I got backlash. For wearing heels? Yeah.

Is that because of a drag queen thing? No, it was mainly because people were like, You got backlash for this? I got backlash. For wearing heels? Yeah. Yeah. You know what's weird? Is that because of a drag queen thing? No, it was mainly because people were like, what makes Noah think he can be like the guy to do it? Like the guy to like break the gender norms? People were getting pissed at him for breaking gender norms. Well, I was going to say that. That's unfair to do that.

But like you two. I totally understand that. You two are the most normal, like, dressing guys of so many. Of Sway? Well, maybe not Sway. Maybe not him. Maybe it's TikTok. Yeah, TikTok's a lot of weird, like, if little Huddy did that,

people would be fucking throwing a parade down fucking Sunset for him, being like, look at Huddy wearing fucking heels. Because he dresses, like, differently. You guys dress like two normal dudes walking down the street that you see so that's true that no way i'm not saying that's fair you shouldn't get mad but he dresses like usually yeah like you're not no i like obviously i'm not wearing this down this like down the street but i think but you look at like jason he is though like correct right there are guys that do photo shoot that's what i'm. It was a photo shoot. That's what I'm saying. It's a photo shoot. It's art. The photographer and I, Damon, is obviously a genius, insane.

That sounds so fucking like the photographer is a genius. No, he's a... You'd be saying that. The photographer, he's just brilliant. He's a genius. I'm sure he is. Yeah. Who said, like, come on.

He had a really cool message that he wanted to do, and he wanted to get a masculine guy and kind of just put him... Do you ever think, you know, you watch a red to do, and he wanted to get, like, a masculine guy and kind of just, like, put him in. Like, do you ever think, you know, when you watch, like, a red carpet show and they're walking down, they just talk like these actors. It's like inside the actors do. Like, they're crafting.

It's so gorgeous and beautiful. That's how YouTube just sounded. Like, just brilliant genius. PR. PR, baby. He had a vision. You're wearing heels. No, it was cool to be a part of it.

I'm super, like, comfortable, like, trying new things. You have to be to do this. Yeah, and I'm secure with, like, my sexuality. Do you think you could ever do that? No. So I've had tons of photos taken. And no, I know I can't. And I can't do a stage photo.

Like, I will. You can't even do a pose. I'll tell people just click while I'm just working. Like, I don't do stage candid guy we i'm i couldn't see it through life you'd have to be like yeah yeah i'll just snap follow me it's like i'm not i'm not a stage you just need the beauty in the moment with yeah um can't be fake no exactly all right let's do the game brianna okay so we're drafting a tiktok house. So we each have to take turns drafting. So it's going to go Josh, me, Noah, and Dave. We have to go around.

We have to draft one male TikToker, one girl TikToker, one YouTube star, and then one influencer. So, like, it could be anyone. It could be, like, you. I was going to ask. The four of us can be in this thing or no? Yeah, if we want to. Okay.

Is this infinite? I just pick anyone I think of? Yeah, I was going to say. So, like, we're, like, drafting the best internet house you think you could make. Is there going to be a list of people? No, it's off our heads, yeah. Shit. Off our heads.

Wow, this is hard. Okay. So, you've got to pick what you really believe. So, who's going to draft? Josh's first male TikToker. Shit. Snake drafts are supposed to be great. You can't draft yourself, though. That's stupid.

No drafting yourself. I don't even think we should be able to draft. Yeah, none of us. Okay, we're out. Male TikToker, first one I'm going with. For my house, I'm going to pick... I'm going gonna go Noah I think you gotta like

Bryce Hall I'm going Bryce Hall you gotta really look into like it's gotta be you're trying to build an image yeah I know what's the aspiration

make money make money yeah make money make money you want like the most dynamic house where you can walk around and like do anything

you fucking want whether brand deals whatever ads we're talking brand deals I don't know if Bryce is anything Let's make money. You want, like, the most dynamic house where you can walk around and, like, do anything you fucking want with it. Brand deals, whatever, ads. Ooh, we're talking brand deals. I don't know if Bryce is going to do anything. I say James Charleston. Brilliant. Is he a TikToker?

He can be. You can count him, I guess, in any vertical. He could be any one of these. Yeah. Didn't he kind of just get canceled a little bit? Yeah, but everyone gets canceled and they're fine. That's James Charles. He'll bounce back.

Okay. I'm going to suck at this, but. Yeah, I'm trying to think. No, you're next. You're next. Am I next? Yeah, you're drafted. Okay.

Male TikToker. I think. I'm at. Dave's going to have to know. I'm kind of blanking right now. Yeah, like I know. Bryce and James are gone. You know the insides, like I know. Bryce and James are gone. You know the insides of the talkers.

Bryce and James are gone. I'm trying to think. Future, we need this buck in the names for this because it's... For making money, I'm thinking like... You can do whatever you want with it. Family friendly, like... Right. You're basically Michael Gruen.

You're like creating your dream house. Right. Yeah. So you're Michael Gruen. You're, like, creating your dream house. Right. Yeah. So you're Michael Gruen. Who are you picking? Gruen would be interested to have on this show. I want to lean, like, one of, like, those very, like, brand-safe YouTube. Like, I'm thinking, like, a Brent Rivera almost.

I mean, who's a TikToker, bro? Michael Lee. That's what I was thinking, too. Or, like, Spencer X. See, I don't know any of these fucking guys. I'm going to go, honestly, male TikToker. I'm going to go Vinny Hacker. No, man. too or like spencer x like one of the see i don't know any of these fucking guys i'm gonna go honestly male tiktoker i'm gonna go vinnie hacker no man i'm gonna go larry larry i almost said him that's smart i think he's great branding yeah see what dave's gonna pick he has no idea hey

loray loray texted me about the fight thing by the way he he wants to do it doesn't he yeah he wants to fight so he wanted to do rough and rowdy against me. Yeah. Wait, like for the, it's not the trailer boxing fight. No, no, no. It's like, it would be me and LeRae fighting, and I was kind of like, it's kind of a lose-lose for me. You know what I mean?

Yeah, if you beat him up. In the sense where it's like, I'm beating up either an African-American gay guy, or I'm losing to one. And I texted, I texted, LeRay texted me because he saw the podcast clip Dave of you talking about it and he was like he made a joke and he was like yeah Josh should be super fucking racist and homophobic if you knock me out like that would be you have to be the whole thing but that's why I also love Larray and I feel like that great pig brand guy's so funny he doesn't care about like yeah he's funny anybody's like he's brand safe but he doesn't care at the

same time like he makes fun of himself it's great dave who you picking i i don't know any i i i'd have to go with uh i'll go griffin he's like fucking okay the only other one you know yeah and i actually think i like him yeah yeah so yeah he's a good one that's a good i'm going again oh fuck so female tiktoker oh no now it's me. So it snakes back. Female TikToker. Definitely Charlie. Okay. Yeah, obviously. My pick's safe.

So it's you. Addison. What a slap in the face, Diego. Holy fucking shit. I didn't even realize that. Didn't even? I'm just going off the second most followed female. Well.

Okay, okay. You know what? said you're cold Like trust me I could be honest. I don't even think you thought it Dixie you answer Like well, I get now you fucked up the dynamic of my house because now you are in the same boat Imagine I had Bryce and Addison in the same house Well I got Larry and Addison Imagine how big my house is No I'm picking Nessa

That's strictly numbers She's really going up right now But is she a TikToker? That's a good question Oh that's true If they're on TikTok they're in play I think she is Because she's, even if she changed, most of her fame is still based in TikTok.

She was a TikToker. Correct. Yeah. Fuck, okay, now you took my girl, so now I'm... You don't have to feel bad for not picking her now, though. Yeah, true. I'm not going to pull a Noah. Noah should feel bad.

I'm going to steal Noah's girlfriend and take Dixie. I feel like that, yeah, because you're just going down the list. I mean, because you could even go like. I got, I mean, Dixie and Bryce. This is strictly numbers. Dixie and Bryce is going to be a great starting house. One YouTube star. YouTuber.

So that's. I'm going again now. Your YouTube, yeah. Who'd you pick? I picked Nessa. Okay. So I got Bryce and Dixie. For one YouTube star.

I'll be so mad if you pick mine. I think I know where I'm going. I had one where I was going, but like, eh, I'm steering clear of that. I have Bryce in there. So it's like, do I just go with the, like, kind of like fuck mentality of like i don't care about my brand but you can follow the house image you can make you can make money off that that's what i'm saying so do i do i get milk for my youtube star so i i don't think milk is plural you can pick one you can get one so i only get one of them yeah it's not even worth it um okay for youtuber i'm gonna go mr beast then okay it's a fucking great choice So I only get one of them? Yeah. It's not even worth it. Okay, for YouTuber, I'm going to go MrBeast then.

Okay. It's a fucking great choice. That is literally mine. That's a great choice. I was sleeping on that. I was like, hopefully he thinks of that. Yeah, that's a great choice. When you're talking money, I mean.

Yeah, no, that's a great choice. No one's doing it more than him. No, yeah, that's ridiculous. I think I'm going to go the problematic route and pick Trisha Paytas. I think that would do numbers in a content box. First of all, she fucking hates you. I know. Second of all, like, how are you gonna make money on that?

Just, like, put her in, like, a porn page and make her, like, do her OnlyFans nonstop? Picture her and James Charles in a house, the content you would get of them just, like, ripping on each other. That's a reality show. Yeah, it's a reality show. And then Nessa just singing in the back. Damn, bro. Nessa's just belting, like, theme songs instead of Tr. Yeah, it's a reality show. And then Nessa just singing in the back. Damn, bro. Nessa's just belting, like, theme songs that Trisha's, like, porn or something.

I thought I was going to steal Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast is great. Strictly money. Like, money and numbers right here. That's what we're thinking. We got Larry Addison. I mean, right now he's in a slump, so, like, I'm going to steer clear of David.

Okay. Definitely would, too. Ox, definitely. Definitely. I mean right now he's in a slump so like I'm gonna steer clear of David okay definitely would too slump is the nicest way to say possibly facilitated rape non-consensual sex yeah by the way

I fucking you didn't get I don't wanna say I called it but I said anybody that clean watch out you did call it

you did call it he You did call it. He called the whole David thing. It was crazy. I'm curious if mine's going to fly next. This makes me like, I'm trying to think because I am. I know who I'm going. But I don't know if he's going to. Well, it doesn't matter.

I'll get him. Hit it, Noah. Go. He's really thinking. Yeah. Well, I'm trying to think of like those. This isn't actually really going to happen. I hope you know. No, no, no. I get that. if he's going to. Well, it doesn't matter. I'll get him. Hit it, Noah. Go. He's really thinking. Yeah. Well, I'm trying to think of like those. This isn't actually really going to happen. I hope you know.

No, no, no. I get that. I get that. Okay. Okay. I just didn't know. Maybe like probably Brent Rivera. I don't even know who that is.

That's a bold pick. Who is that? Wait. Yeah. I was going to say. I literally just thought of that. Logan's left. Whoa.

You can't. You can't change. You already said it. That's what I was thinking. Okay. So's left. Well, you can't. You can't change. You already said it. That's what I was thinking. Okay. So is he a, well, no. I was actually right now, I love Logan, but I was going, and I don't, it doesn't really matter because of the next two picks.

Yeah, you do. Jake, Paul, YouTube? Yeah. Yeah. Then I'm taking him because the fight game, he's making more than anybody right now. He's at the top of it making fucking, like, prime money fighting. Mr. Beast might have him still.

I don't know. You make so much fucking... The Ghost Kitchen though? Yeah, that was lights out. But if Jake beats... If he beats his next fight, you might be right. And continues. Now the boxing, if he loses, that's the thing about that sport. An influencer.

This one, again, is a technicality because like would you i know i'm not in it would you say i'm an influencer i would put you as yeah you're an internet person so is elon musk then wow why no that's so that's so unfair why an internet personality no he kind of is. Entrepreneur. I think he turned influencer. After, though. This guy was a... There's no way.

I think that means that's your... I don't want to allow that because that's just like... That's cheating, bro. Listen. I don't want to allow it because I didn't think of the idea either. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't want to allow it because like... What?

Elon's an automatic win. I know. Then I'm going to Jeff Bezos and then I'm going... But he's not... Elon fucks with... Social media. With automatic win. I know. Then I'm going to Jeff Bezos. And then I'm going. But he's not like Elon fucks with social media. With social media. Big time.

Oh, I know who I'm going to pick. Someone's going to pick. Like he, like Bitcoin, all that shit. Like, hold on. I'm about to fucking

prove my point here if I can find it. Yeah, but he's a star. Does the guy use Twitter? Sure. Doesn't mean he's a social media influencer. But, all right.

So here we, do you probably, you guys have internet? Sure. Doesn't mean he's a social media influencer. All right. So here we are. Do you probably, you guys have internet? So. Ooh. Got one. This is Wall Street Journal. The new stock influencers have it here. Influencers.

And who's on there? You said I was that. You just put, you just showed me this article, the humble brag that you're in. With Elon Musk. No, I wrapped your brain. That's a flex. You're on the top of the pyramid. On top of it. This whole. He's on picture with Elon Musk. No, I wrapped your brain. That's a flex. You're on the top of the pyramid. On top of it.

He's on top of the pyramid. No, no, no. I said, I preface it. I'm like, am I an influencer internet? You're like, yes. I'm like, well, then it's Elon because here we are together. Are you saying that you and Elon are the same person? No.

You're cool, Dave. But is it an influencer? Fine. You don't want to. Fine. But are you parallel with Elon? No. No fucking way. He's the richest person in the world.

I like you, Josh. I won't be fucking sitting here if I was the richest fucking person in the world. Alright, then who are we going to go? I would go with the cat drag again. Okay. We'll go with it's one or the other you know what two i'm gonna go with nick marks

fuck okay okay that's good sweet getting the gaming game gaming okay yeah so right so good idea now you go because then we'll go through the like the list of who what everyone's house is okay you're next i'm going gary, wait. Okay, that's good. I'm going Gary V. See, that's a little bit like Elon. That's a little bit like Elon, though. No, but he got his start on social media. He was already a successful business person.

That's kind of... By the way, just was on a live stream with Gary V before I did this. He's such an internet personality. I can't believe you. He holds you hostage. He does hold you hostage, but he asked me to end the live stream. He said, if you're buying a rookie card right now,

because you know I was in the card space, if you're buying a rookie card, are you buying a Gary Vee rookie card, or are you buying a Dave Portnoy rookie card and holding on to it? I did go with the Dave Portnoy card. Good answer. He said he's going to blow you out like you're not even going to be in the same atmosphere as him. Like, not even the same stratosphere.

I think he's way ahead of me. Maybe. He's killing it. He is killing it. But I got your card. He's a big NFT guy, but I don't know. It's tough to beat the casino. Okay, so you're keeping Gary? That's stupid, but we'll let it happen just because he takes so long to make decisions.

Every day he's active on Instagram. He't stop yeah this guy's everyone's their internet personality um no it's my turn josh yeah it is go i picked joe rogan oh damn yeah that's fucking we're idiots yeah no she she whispers to herself she's like i have an idea that's so good no that was i heard and i knew it was joe rogan i heard her but I didn't want to be that guy. And I'm going to be honest. Now that you say it, your brain opens. Alex shouldn't be left on the board either. She's a fucking monster. Yeah.

I mean, I think I got one pick left. Right? He's not an internet guy. He's not an internet guy. I think I'll go. I'm going to go into the podcast. I'm going to go into, like, the podcast. I'm going to take Alex. That's smart.

Smart. Go into the podcast world. So Logan was left. Kyle was from NELC. I would definitely take their left. Yeah. Steve will do it. So let's go over the houses real quick because I feel like that just took 30 fucking minutes for us to.

My house is kind of creepy. Yeah. We do this on, like, one of our shows, like, Dog Walk, Chicago Guys, and it takes an hour and a half. Like, so this is, if you don't limit it, it can be a whole fucking show. Yeah. So we got, my house was Bryce, Dixie, Bryce, Dixie. I had Alex and Mr. Beast. Okay.

It's a squad. It's a squad. Kind of Okay. It's a squad. It's a squad. That is a squad. It is. I think my house makes the most money, now that I'm thinking about it. So I got Griffin. I have Charlie, monster. I have Jake Paul,

monster. And who did I do internet? Nick Merckx, monster. He's a I do internet? Nick Merckx. Monster. He's a monster in his world. The thing about Griffin, Griffin's going to have like... Griffin can carry the water.

And he might be actually one of the... I think he'll actually be probably one of the most richest social media influencers. No shit. Yeah. Why? Because he's smart in the back end. People don't know what he's doing,

but he does a lot of like consulting and like advisory. Interesting. I didn't know that. It might not be on the brand deal side, but you'll be making money in equity. I have James Charles.

Monster. You're a very problematic house. But it's like views. It is views. Joe Rogan can be like the mediator, sit everyone down, be like, everyone calm down. Joe Rogan may carry you by himself. All of them on the podcast?

Yeah, that would be a hell of a podcast. Unreal. And then Nessa. I love a pod. And then Nessa will be dropping albums. Nessa's going to quit that house in half a second. Not half a second. She's going to walk in there, yell at everyone for not having their masks on or something,

and get the fuck out of there. Who did I land with? I landed with Larry, Addison,nt rivera and gary v oh you have the worst house bro that's a solid house i mean addison's a monster addison and gary are like larry on youtube use crazy views guess he's very like smart with what he does but they don't crazy views and just like they don't know but brench is gonna go off on his own he's not gonna film with anyone i don't crazy views and just like they don't know but Brent's just gonna go off on his own He's not gonna film with anyone. I don't know enough about your house I don't know. I'll be the only one I really knew was Addison. So yeah, Gary Vee. I knew Gary Vee

Oh, sorry, my bad. My bad. All right, cool. So that's that appreciate it Noah Yeah No, we got it all anything you want to to say? No, thank you for having me. I'm glad you came on. Yeah. Okay, dude. All right. One by one, we'll get them all.

That original meeting when I met you guys, slowly we'll get them all. Yeah. Also, I think I was accurate. I said we'd have, I looked at everyone like, oh, our podcast. When Groom was saying everybody who is with, I'm like, our podcast. We'll talk about that with Bryce next. Yeah. If he agrees with it.

We'll see. Yeah. I think he'll agree with us. Alright, cool. Thanks, man. Awesome. Thank you. Peace. SteveMadden.com offers a diverse assortment of men's footwear every occasion. We had them all. The shoes,

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He was full, like, head to toe, dressed in Dixie's gear, being like, yeah, I'm talking sweatpants, sweatshirt. Like what can I do? Sitting with his fam. Like what can I do, Dixie? Like it was good. It was good to see him, though. I guess he said he was going to jump in the interview and try to like get my head, but he didn't do that. I wanted to jump on the couch.

Josh, this production that she has, I was on Seth Meyers. Like that's a real late night show on network TV. Her setup was 100x what? Seth Meyers. That's crazy. Why? Is it her YouTube show? It's her YouTube show.

And Hailey Bieber was like, I didn't see her, but she was there. I was dying to see her. I think they kept me away from her. She was like the next guest. They definitely made sure you guys weren't in the same room. They did that. Did it cross paths. But it is a A-plus production.

So anyways, into the headlines, which I wish we had Bryce from last week. We got Bryce Hall, Taylor Holder confront Stromedy at BOA. So let's – well, we're saying this is audio only. We're trying to get it, but, like, we got to watch the clip. Yeah, let's just watch the clip. Let's watch that clip. I've seen a little bit about this. Bryce talked to me.

I mean. It's got to be a setup for the fight. It has to be. I owe you $99,900. No, you can keep it. No, trust me, we don't need the money. I'm dead serious. You can record now. I don't want you to, like, you know, like... It's good right here.

It's good right here. I'm dead serious. So, we're here to support small families like yourself. Buddy, I get more views than you. I get more views than you on my second channel, bro. On my second channel. I'm down. I'm down.

That's what I want. I've been saying that. I'm down. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. You didn't speak loud enough. Oh, I said, buddy's talking to you, Jay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll let the fuck out of you. What? Yeah. I will. I'm down. I'm down. fuck out of here. What? I will. I'm down. I'm down. Let's do it. Let's go.

Let's put the gloves, bro. Oh! You watching? Right, right. Yo. Let's run it up, bro. let's run it up, bro It's all it's all fun and games until someone gets to the face and you know that bro Yo, why are you walking away from me? Why are you walking away?

Why you walking away from me? Hey bro, you calling me? Hey Bryce, you got a date on the first? Yo, let's run it up Bryce. Oh bro. You're all cocked bro, you didn't do shit. Oh. You didn't do shit bro. Yeah, let's go.

He's doing it for the camera. That's exactly what I said. He's such a pussy. What's Taylor doing? You're all cocked. You're all cocked. Twitter cocked. Twitter cocked.

You said come outside, I came outside. Let's go. Come here. You mean me? Hey, come here. No, I was paying attention. Twitter talk. You said come outside. I came outside. Let's go. Come here. Hey, come here. Damn, bro, that's so crazy. You a bitch.

You walking away. I like that music right there. I like that music at the end. That was kind of tough to watch. Like a big cocking. That's what that was. All right, so we talked to him last episode about all the fights. We know Taylor's looking for a fight.

I don't know what's going on. I think this is all fight-related. That kid was going to offer them essentially $100K each to fight him. He wanted to fight both of them, I think, at different times. And he was like, yeah, I'll give you guys both $100,000. But they're getting paid like 50 or 10 times that for their fight. So they're like, why would we take this on? So you think that was real?

Was that real? You think that was like not related to fight promo? No, no, no. No, that's real. That Stromedy kid is actually just an idiot like trying to go out and say like, I'll fight you. But he's just doing it for like the camera. It's awesome to watch the difference in chirps.

Like, can you imagine if I walked up to you just on the screen and was like, I get more views than you on my second channel. By the way, I'm pretty sure the Stromedy kid said that, right? Yeah, he did. Yeah, Stromedy kid said that, but then, like, literally the entire crowd was, like, walking past him like he was just a civilian going up to Bryce. Be like, Bryce, Bryce, Bryce. And everyone just, just like go right past

Stromedy so if you're getting double the views but I'm still convinced now everything that's happening like this is a work like WWE get views get fights not really fights well Stromedy's team did reach out on behalf of Stromedy like after this

video dropped and said like he wants to come on BFFs so it might be like like you're saying just to work and like he's trying to get some clout yeah you 100% if he wants to be on the podcast you mean he just proactively out of the blue was like yes like his team reached out and said hey let's get Kyle Godfrey I think his name is on the pod to talk about the Bryce beef but like we didn't reach out. We didn't even talk about it. What did we say to that? We just didn't respond yet. When did he do that? Let's see.

I think it was his PR agent that sent the email. I mean, I'd love to have Stromedy on and ask him about his second channel and what the – I mean, we're playing into his hands, but I would have loved to have him part of this discussion. It was two days ago, Sunday at 5 in the morning. And we just don't respond to that? Well, I wanted to see how, like, this was going to go first before saying, like, for sure,

come on. Well, it's going to be... It's going to be, like, late news, but, I mean, it would have had to be this... But almost, like, are we playing into... I didn't know if we wanted to play... Who fucking cares if we're playing into his hands? He might say he gets more views than us. But it would have been, like, funny to have Stromedy on

this, right? He would have yelled at us about how he gets more views than us. That's would have been funny to have Stromedy on this, right? Would have yelled at us about how he gets more views than us. That's fine. We'd be like, that's why we're doing the audio thing, to double our... We should mediate it. Get Stromedy and Bryce on it at the same time. By the time next week happens, nobody's going to give a fuck about that. All right. Put that in another tickler file of when we actually have the number one headline here

and the guy who is involved reaches out proactively to be like, hey, I'll come on. Maybe let's have him on. I just thought we were getting duped, but that makes sense. Is there anyone else? You know what? You know how you can – I just changed on the way back from L.A. my Instagram settings so I could see the top people. You know who reached out to me?

Bad timing on our end like six weeks ago? David Dobrik. Oh, wow. To come on? He was selling a sweatshirt that was donating all the funds to the Barstool Fund, but I'm sure he would have come on. And then he went and got turned into an evil guy. And now we don't want him on. It's too bad. Bad timing.

Don't just have to get us. But yeah, Kareem, come on. It's idiotic. I just thought we were getting worked. But we could have worked him when he came on the podcast. Yeah, we could have. I don't want to call him a small creator, but a lot of small creators were just like, oh, we'll pass. We do more for you than you'll do for us.

Like, that almost seemed like – so Hollywood Fix posted that, but Hollywood Fix was also posting on his Instagram, like, trying to hype him up and be like, oh, yeah, fuck those guys. Well, like, why didn't you just ask? We were, like, together. Be like, hey, this kid that we're going to talk – To be fair, I didn't see it until, like – like, it was set Sunday at 5 a.m., but, like, I saw it, like, yesterday when I was, i was like prepping for the show this week but i didn't even know it was going to be on the headlines till this morning all right all right uh other news little zan did i say that right little zan first of all if an alien landed on earth and saw these headlines little zan and supreme patty getting a shuffle what the fuck are we talking about here who's the headline little

zan and supreme patty getting a scuffle have to be separate this is just by the super bowl selfie kid it just gets better actually the headline just goes on to get crazier it's ridiculous the super bowl selfie kid if i'm not mistaken has dm me like a million times he's like yo i'm super bowl selfie kid want to do a selfie it's like no dude like i'm not dying to do a selfie what world do we live in when he's famous for taking a selfie it's like actually insane yeah no it's it's ridiculous he definitely he dm'd me but i think i i think like he blew up on social media before i was even on social media yeah you know this is a while back he did and he was media before I was even on social media. Yeah, you know, this is a while back. He did.

And he was acting like I was an idiot. He's like, what, you don't want a selfie with me? I'm the selfie kid. He went on the Ellen show. It was like crazy. Yeah, that's true. I don't even need to watch this video. I will say, like, we do the rough and rowdy, right, where we do fights.

Lil Xan and Supreme Patty were pitched to us as a fight a year ago. So it's obvious they're just doing this to build up. Okay. This is very fake. Very fake. Just all of it, I think, is the whole we're living in the Matrix. And they're both kind of falling off, too. So I think they're just trying to be relevant again.

Okay. Now we've got a controversy that I know Josh knows a lot about. Mads Lewis deletes all pictures with her boyfriend, possibly ex-boyfriend, Jaden Hostler. Cool dude, Jaden. I'm just going to call Jaden.

He walked by when we were in LA. I'm like, whoa, that's a cool dude. Real life rock star. Yeah. And unfollows Jaden and Nessa. God damn. Don't play dumb. It's your best friend and your girlfriend.

You know exactly what's going on. You gotta tell us. Yeah, so I think that Jaden and Mads obviously broke up. That's evident. And I guess she just doesn't like ness why fans of each other why why didn't nesla get brought into this uh that's just like that's just pre-existing shit that's just like silly little like just girls that were always in the

same house and they just head clashing or whatever. Anything specific? No, it's not like, yo, something happened. That's what made her unfollow Ness Jaden same time and their breakup. It wasn't all like intertwined. It was just kind of like a I think she was like, oh, I'm not going to be at the house anymore. Why the fuck do I still have to follow Ness? You know what I mean? Yeah, that

makes sense. All right. So we got an emergency session of BFFs and frankly i'm a little nervous but we all right let me let me set the stage we recorded bffs yesterday and we're going through our normal routine and there was one subject in there and it was like jayden broke up with his girlfriend maddie who i didn't know who maddie was at the time and on the notes it's like um Maddie unfollows Jaden and Nessa and we talked about you and I think if my memory Josh you're like well Nessa and Maddie never really got along that great and it's like you know she's not gonna be coming to

the house so might as well unfollow everybody and we just moved on okay we're going about our day and then like they didn't want to move on from it. They were like, fuck you guys. You need to spend more time on this. I think that's what Mads was thinking. And it's Mads, by the way, not Maddie. Mads. Mads. Mads Lewis.

Mads Lewis, who I was unaware of. So we're going about our day doing our thing. And, I don't know, an hour ago, my phone starts blowing up. And we're in the middle of a company meeting, by the way. Entire company. Like, we don't do these. It's a three-hour thing. Funny enough, I texted Bree, and I also started talking to Bree, like, on the phone over the entire company.

So they heard all of it. They heard all of it. They were freaking out. And they're like, what's wrong? What's going on? I'm like, I got some TikTok drama that I have to deal with now. And I shut the thing down. Talked to Brianna. You're like, fuck the tiktok drama that i have to deal with now and i shut the thing down talk like fuck the company i got some important shit to deal with yes breaking news right and then you and i just talked and i this is all happening so fast and so real time

but we don't want to put the episode out with it like being head in the sand so yeah you we're gonna play the video that has sparked it all you may want to close your eyes i don't know if you want it you've seen it right yeah yeah i've seen it i i i'll say the first time i watched it definitely i will talk about it after let's watch okay play the video it's tough it's tough to watch it was tough for me to watch first of all i didn't even i watch it once and get through the whole thing. I'm like, what's people talking about? Play the video.

Play it. The story starts when it was hot and it was summer and I had it all. I had him right the way I wanted him. She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause. She took him faster than you could taste sabotage. Oh, shit. So she posts that and she deletes it 10 minutes later. It's on TikTok room.

It's everywhere. Where are we at? Like, what? It's all brand new. Again, I can't stress this enough. Like, first of all, when I called Josh, and I think you'd say, I didn't know. I talked to you like, well, we're buddies and friends that way. And then like, because if you don't want to talk about it, I've had something similar.

But you're man enough to come on, which appreciate but it's all fresh so like where are we at no yeah so first two thoughts that come into my head when i see that video obviously like first i want to say i'm always gonna like be that guy that wants to believe my best friend right i'm never gonna be like oh okay because his ex said something that means it's for sure cuz exes do crazy ass shit so kept that in my head but also like I mean you just like a guy gets jealous you know what I'm saying like straight up like I fucking love Jaden like I know he wouldn't do anything but seeing this video I'm kind of sitting there and I'm like first thing I'm just sad I was I was low-key like pretty sad i i think i almost shed a tear and then the second thing that happened uh probably second thing i thought

was like these motherfuckers are about to like breed a demon like i'm gonna be heartless after this like if this shit actually had like i girls ask why there's fuckboys boom here's the answer like right here these are the scenarios that breed fuckboys. And when you said to me, which I liked, I actually quite candidly, and Josh and I talked, I don't know, 10 minutes. I'm like, if we could, because we, at the time, the first time when I talked to Josh about the video, I was just like, man, like, what the fuck?

Yeah. And we just talked before knowing we were going to come on the show. And I was like, if you can recreate, like, and we just talked before knowing we're gonna come on the show and i was like if you can recreate like what we just talked about i think you'll come out like perfectly because he you were also like i don't know what to believe like yeah so and you're still have you got more information do you know anything yeah have you talked to jayden i so here here's how we'll go down this like i like what you said d, we talked. For me, like when I first see the video, I don't know anything from Nessa's side. I don't know anything from Jaden's side. I had already been blown up that entire morning by Mads.

Mads has already been trying to text me this whole morning. And I sent her shit. I was like, yo, it's low-key sus. You're trying to text me. I said like those exact words. I was like just kind of weird. This is after the video came out? This was before. That's the thing like i i didn't know about the video at all and she was texting me saying she needed to like tell me something or say something about

whatever and then it then not only her but another friend of ours ex quentin's ex has also hit me up saying like you're such a great guy josh you don't deserve any of the shit that's happening like you need to know the truth and i was like my answer that was like fuck yeah i'm a great guy, Josh. You don't deserve any of the shit that's happening. Like you need to know the truth. And I was like, my answer to that was like, fuck yeah, I'm a great dude. Probably the best dude. Probably the best ever. But can't ever listen to the exes. So it was kind of like I'm looking at it and I'm like, I love Nessa.

I think she's like the most amazing girl in the world. I don't think I've ever met someone that's made me feel like the way i feel about her ever ever and so that's why it's like it hurts right that's why like i'm looking at this video i see two people that i like love like they're my family i would i would die for them tomorrow i would die for them now i would like the possibility like even if it's 0.5 being in the back of my brain of like fuck i could lose both these people like are both these people like that's what made me sad that's like what fucking killed me and it's kind of this whole weird situation because pretty much right now me me and ness are are on a break like me and ness aren't together me and ness has has talked to me and ness is pretty

open on social media about her her mental state and what what she goes through and what she's battling and how she wants to be a voice for others but uh she just felt like she really needed time for for her right now and and it's been like that for the past two weeks so there hasn't been a lot of communication between me or her at all. And she's, you know, like tried to just really work on loving herself and be that person. So she, she's that girl that she wants to be. She can be proud of herself. She can be proud of others.

She can all that. So it was, it was even weirder because then I'm in this point where I've, I don't even know what's going on with her. Like, I don't, I don't know how she's doing. I'm like, I'm trying to check in, but I'm also trying to where I don't even know what's going on with her. Like, I don't know how she's doing. Like, I'm trying to check in. But I'm also trying to be that, like, give you space. Because that's what she asked for multiple times. And, like, I would text her.

And she kind of, like, wouldn't answer. It would be short. So I knew she, like, needed that. But that's where it was fucking difficult. Like, that was the most difficult thing. And then Jaden texted me right away when the situation happened. And was like, yo, this girl is, like, tripping. It's even worse because now I got to post a camel photo with nessa so i could tell like he was like trying to like give

me something saying like bro like so he reached right out yeah this is bullshit instantly like kind of reached out and then i i just didn't i didn't i don't think i answered his text even yet kind of a fucking dick move but uh i i just was like a little bit in shock kind of so yeah nessa nessa i ended up actually calling her dave after i talked to you because i was like i don't i don't want to go on here and talk anything about nessa or and i said this to you and like yeah reveal anything about nessa without getting her like approval on it first or like seeing where she stands and on this all and and uh pretty much what i've come to the conclusion of believing is that madge is tripping her fucking dick off dude like absolutely

this is like i got my life affected so i'm gonna affect other people's life and it just doesn't make sense i don't i don't get where it's coming from i mean at the end of the day the truth is gonna come out you know what i mean like in a couple days the truth will come out no matter what if if whatever happened but i just it's such a bizarre claim it it's weirdly it's an easy claim because they're making music together. And then there's already the ship comments that were going on because they had the song together. And they're, like, doing the interviews together. And they have those, like, laughs and shit.

And it's like, one, that's already fucking, like, you know, as a guy, you get jealous. And, like, we talk. Jaden's got a cool fucking vibe. Right? Like, he just walks in. You're like, cool vibe. Cool guy. Jaden's got a cool fucking vibe, right?

Like he just walks in, you're like, cool vibe, cool guy. So it was like, like I see like all this shit on my 4U page because of course Jaden and Nessa shit's going to pop up and it's like people shipping and like, I don't give a fuck about that shit. It like goes away. But then when all this stuff comes back, it kind of just fucking like sits there in the back of your head a little bit just as like a little like, I don't know. It just gets you like thinking bad thoughts.

That's really what it does i mean it's a mind fuck yeah total fucking mind fuck i've had the biggest mind fuck of the day i told you this day but like today was the biggest mind fuck ever wow at the same time i'm doing business calls like all day i've been trying to like mediate this whole entire thing while that's weirdly like you're still a teenager as crazy as it sounds with everything going on in the middle of this drama which is amplified to like fucking i'm i'm blaring it over a company meeting of 250 people beyond we gotta take care of this tiktok shit so i mean it's on a much bigger scale my gut and i i this just totally from interacting with Nessa, but Paul Gass even said she doesn't seem like – it was stunning when I saw it.

She doesn't seem like that would be her MO at all. Not at all, no. But it's crazy. Somebody is being a real asshole. Somebody. You know what we're talking about? It's obviously totally different, but we're talking about? It's obviously totally different. But we're talking about Deshaun Watson.

Somebody either. Somebody's making shit up or somebody who's an asshole. Somebody's an asshole. Somebody. Either they're really good at lying or she's being. Somebody's really good at lying. Somebody, yes. Someone's fucking killing it.

But it just sucks because it's like you're playing with people's. It's like for me, for example, I'm just like an innocent bystander in this all. I'm just sitting here. Like I'm trying to let a girl that I fucking love so much like figure her life out so that I can have her back. Because like that's just like what I feel like I need. Like Nessa is something I need in my life. And then at the same time, like my one brother that's like been beside me since the start of la i think the only other person i could name is like probably michael's been beside me

since the start of la and and it's been jayden and jayden even before like with the tour and everything and like but when i first came out to la so it's like yeah i mean it's fucked up to try to like bring this yeah it's it's just messed up to try to like i yeah i don't know it's it's left me speechless like i'm trying to put it together but honestly i just like care about both of them and and on like yeah it's just hard i got like my hand shaking over here it's fucked i don't know how you couldn't i mean it's a wild fucking situation to be thrown in and again i don't there's probably only i don't know Not a ton of people get thrown in this situation where everybody is talking about it. So it – I didn't know what you were going to say.

I really didn't. I'm like I would have totally got – I feel like, no, I don't want to – like I got to just fucking settle down. So I appreciate you doing it. It's crazy. This is really crazy. It's crazy. The whole like – now, like why couldn't it have just been like dealt with privately you know what i mean like why couldn't something just been said like yo i feel like

neseng like because now it's 10 million 50 million 100 million people gonna be giving me every single day their like assumption on what happened and or, or like, yeah. And, and, and mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, her calling you to be like, Hey,

I want to tell you this. I'm looking at she, again, I don't know her, but from an outsider, it's like, well, she didn't give a fuck about you because she dragged,

like she could have told you this privately. If it was true without dragging fucking, like she just threw, she basically threw a grenade at you and just, it exploded all around you like what just happened without and it was like she was trying to she was trying to call me she that's like that was like specifically what she was trying to do too and i was like nah like just text me text me what it can't be it can't be a text thing yes and i said i said

literally my response was fuck i guess i'll never find out then. I guess I'll never know what happened. Do you know the original reason why Mads and Jaden broke up? It had, the thing is, is it's like, I fucking hate talking about other people's situations. Like, I don't want to be the voice for their breakup or anything like that. But from my point of view, it had fucking, like, it's not like Nessa's song did it it was like shit previously leading up and maybe like the the whole like if there was an insecurity in their relationship with Jaden doing Nessa's song there was obviously pre-fucking negative uh a relationship it was obviously already like not a trustworthy relationship or it was toxic if your boyfriend can't do a song with their best friend's girl, you know what I'm saying?

There's obviously already some like not good trust, something going on there. If like this is the tipping point, I don't fucking know, but obviously preexisting shit. So that's all I'm going to say. I don't, I just,

yeah, I don't want to, it's hard to tell my, my, and not because I know you, I, I'm going strictly on how you and nessa have interacted and nessa's interactions with us i find it like hard to believe i really do i don't know the other girls but it just if you're mad and you're a teenage girl you're capable maybe trying to burn down the castle at all costs and just be like you hurt me i'm gonna hurt you but all right that i'm sure we'll have more on it next week but at least we got this get it out uh yeah good luck good luck i know dude i

already know there's gonna be there's gonna be a whole another round of fucking exes calling me or some shit after this pod i think you came across fucking just like in our call honest and true, and that's all you can really be. It sucks to be in this situation. Yeah. But, you know, we'll figure it out. So Mads just responded a minute ago while we were taping this. She posted on Instagram. I'll hand it to you if you want to read it.

She responded to the drama or? Yeah, to the drama. Mads made a comment. I agree the video is immature. I could have expressed myself in a different way or even just kept it to myself. I'm tired of looking like the bad guy because people unfollow me. I was never jealous of the song nor jealous of her. I know Ness better than anyone.

She knows exactly why I posted this video, and that's all that matters. I still don't encourage hate for and towards anyone always positive. She's basically sticking to the video by that account. By that account. Always positive but posts the most negative video towards someone ever. It's a weird situation. It's like a Dancing with the Stars situation. It's just a weird fucking situation.

So she doubled down on it. I don't know. Who knows? You know what? We've got like – you've got a long fucking night in front of you, I'm sure. And my heart's beating. That post – I was just about to say, dude. I'm nervous for him.

My heart's beating. I was just about to say that post did not fucking help a little bit. No, I was like as it's reading. I think I'm more stressed now. I think my heart is beating through my chest at the moment. Oh, my gosh. Mine started going harder, and I want to stop reading it. But again, if you're going to do it in the first place, I don't know.

Maybe it's 3D chess. I don't know. I don't know. I guess time will tell. Yeah. Only time. This is not setting up for a boxing match. You guys aren't faking this right now.

No, no, no. I'll tell you what this is going to do. I imagine. Worst case scenario is numbers. But I didn't like right now. No, no, no. I'll tell you what this is going to do. Worst case scenario is numbers. But I didn't like reading that. I didn't know what I was getting myself into. Worst case scenario, I'm going to move to Miami and I'm going to be bumming on Dave's couch. You're more than welcome.

I'll be there in like fucking a week. That will be an interesting scene as well. All right, man. Well, good luck. Honestly, if you need anything well i don't know what i can offer to the situation i keep reminding myself you i gotta almost stay aside because i go nuclear on these situations if like somebody i'm friends with whatever but um yeah fuck yeah i'll let you know if we need to release the nukes yeah all

right sounds good thanks for doing it oh. And now back to your regularly scheduled program. I guess Nessa's now catching some shrapnel because she's the admin of a group chat, and people are, what does that even mean? Like, just, what does that mean? Like, a bunch of friends? Like, it's just like, I'm in hell of fan group chats, too, that talk about crazy shit.

I one time saw like a little like iMessage thing come up on my Instagram. And it was just talking about how they were going to like slurp nut or something like that. I was just in like one of the DM combos I was in. So it's like. What's a group chat? Do you have to know the people in the group chat? No, I think you just have to be following one of the people in the group chat no i think you just have to be following one of the people in the group chat that's the so like once you followed a fan page they know they got that like i can make a group chat with them so then they just start making group chats with all the other

fan pages because then they feel like you know i'm always in group chats and i have no idea how and then it's like i have to click and they send a ton of messages i almost i almost turned teenager and said a hell of a lot of messages. Hella? Hella a lot of messages. Hella messages. Hella messages. But I have to get out of them.

All right, so Nessa, though, is an admin in one of these, and fans were body-shaming Mads, apparently. She saw the messages and did nothing, allegedly. Yeah, like she read the messages. But what is she supposed to do? Why is Nessa a fucking admin of a group chat for real who made her admin yeah i mean they they must want to start drama so they did that made her the admin and then took all the screenshots of her viewing it stirred up you're

a lunatic if you think ness is going around like moderating group chats if you're going around talking about personal shit to fan page group chats that's probably just whatever's gonna come out and by the way instagram how about stop letting people see mess like i always see messages by accident because it's like you don't even know what you're looking at and it's like oh fuck they saw that and then they they get like if someone sees it they think you saw it on like purpose i've actually started employing the restrict mode then you see it and they think you're trying to ignore them right you look like an asshole and then they send something right so restrict is my it's like then i know never open it again because then they can never see it so i've actually started restricting a lot of people.

You restrict a lot of people? I restrict because the problem is I'll forget that I've looked and I'm going through and they'll write a headline. I'm like, okay, I got to open and see what that is. And that's like, oh, shit, I've opened like six of this and they think I'm doing it on purpose. So I got to remind myself restrict mode. Restrict mode. Yeah, I think it's just best not to, like, talk to fan pages. Don't do personal life.

Yeah, agreed. All right, so this became a controversy. My new best friend, no offense to anybody in the room, but Addison Rae. Addison Rae, when I text her, gets back to me faster than, like, anybody that I know. How did you start talking to Addison Rae? So Addison, I told Josh this story. So we had Bryce on the podcast, and we were talking about the breakup. And I was so screwed up on L.A. time, I went to bed or took a nap.

And I get ready to go fall asleep, and I just got a DM from Addison that just said Dave and I was like oh fuck she's gonna be like bullshit about mad our interview so I wrote back I'm like hey what's up am I in trouble and then she asked me for my phone number and I was like very nervous I had to remind myself I'm like like, dude, you're 40 years old. You've been through the fucking wars on the internet. You're scared of that. Don't let this 20-year-old intimidate you and push you around the ring. So I'm like, all right, I'm pumping myself up.

And then she FaceTimed me unannounced, and I was taking a nap. I sleep naked always. It's healthier. I'm like, I'm not going to pick up the call. That would be so fucking weird to be like in bed. Yeah. So I didn't pick it up. And she's like, what's going on?

I'm like, well, I was taking a nap. Give me five minutes. Got out. And we FaceTime for like half an hour. And she was super complimentary. She's like, I appreciate the way you guys handled that interview. Bryce and I know the truth. I'm like, you know the truth.

I'm like, no, I don't. It's like, I didn't even know you guys broke up until I landed in L.A. But she's like, yeah, I thought it was great. And me and my mom will come on BFFs. And then she's like, I got to go. I'm on Fallon. I'm like, okay. So she had to leave it off with a humble brag.

A little. Yeah. She had to show who she was. A little flex. And then when I was coming back to New York, I hit her up because I figured pizza review. I'm like, hey, are you still in New York? When I say it was an instant, instant respond. It was like I hadn't pressed.

She's like, no, sorry. I'd love to do it. So we're like best friends. I do think we're going to get her on the show. Okay. Wow. This is bringing people together. Yeah.

It really is. This is just bringing people together. Yeah, it really is. So she got in trouble because her and Jimmy Fallon did these TikTok dances. And people are shaming her because I guess they're not crediting who came up with this. Not giving dance credits to the people. We've really come there as a society. That's a huge thing in TikTok.

You don't even understand. Oh, yeah. If you don't dance credit someone, you as well be you're canceled like you might as well just be the worst human being in the planet of the earth can i ask you a question how do you credit somebody mid-dance like you're supposed to tag them in the caption just yell it out so so joey yeah like how would addison credit them on the jimmy fallon show it's crazy how do you even know these times who who started the dance that's the thing like i have no i have no clue i just you know what i did i was like maybe i'll just stop doing dances i was like maybe i'll just this is too much this i can't even do a video anymore so i just like i don't

even go in that area but maybe they're expecting to do the little like you know like the news comes on it'll be like local pedestrian hit by bike or whatever like in the bottom that should have been maybe like the little dance cred in the i don't know it's it is there's just too much to ask for like it's insane yeah it's ridiculous you're getting mad about that it's insanity she's the one that's famous for it not the ones that created it i thought like yeah she should just done double birds the whole time like bang bang bang as everyone credit this credit that and i haven't seen this uh i guess she's using some handheld mask that's causing waves uh let's see what this looks like i I have not seen it.

I like the theory. I'm over it. My masks are all shedding on my face. That is the most celebrity shit I've ever seen in my life. I absolutely do not hate it. It's such a flex to be holding. She's basically holding a glass vase.

She's going on with the Kardashians. She hangs out with the Kardashians. That's what a Kardashian would do. That's exactly what I was thinking. That's like you're just walking out saying like, I'm a baller. You want to see my face. Everyone wants to see me.

I know it. I'm going to wear a glass mask. I kind of love it. I kind of love it. All right. Lil Nas is in a music music video controversy i know our guy kfc talked about it because every every couple days now i'm getting people saying dm and me that he's ruining barstool by talking about these things i don't even know what he's talking about um this is huge though people are freaking out so what exactly you want

to explain it to me, then? Lil Nas made a music video. There's, like, the whole shoe thing, too. But he made a music video where he's, like, really sexual. And, like, he's poking. Like fucking Satan, dude. Yeah, like, he's poking fun at the devil and God. And people are really mad that he's, like, fucking talking about God.

They're like, this isn't what Christians do. And there's a whole outrage in that he's like made a shoe line with the devil so people are like you you're like a devil and it's like a bunch of religious people mad basically fucking like the new jersey devil's hockey team isn't getting fucked by a devil though in the video like an actual like he's grinding on him he kills him after like he like teases him like he's about to fuck him. Yeah. Snaps his neck, then takes his horns, puts them on his head. Don't know. We talk about, like, there was a question last week, I think,

that was like, how do I get my love life a little more, like, interesting? Fuck the devil. Right there. Yeah. That shit is. I couldn't finish the music video. I was like, holy fuck. Only 666, only 666 sneakers have been made.

They said to contain drops of human blood. That's intense. That's pretty insane. But honestly, if you have a problem with this, it's like you probably shouldn't be watching the Lil Nas videos. Like, if you're going to be next. Probably just homophobic. Yeah, if you have a problem with Lil Nas fucking the devil and putting blood in his sneakers, well, you know, don't watch Lil Nas.

Yeah, just turn. Just scroll. Watch the church music you want to listen to. Yeah. Go to a gospel choir. Go to church. Okay. And then this video to react to, this is kind of going viral.

Chet Hanks, and he thinks this is going to be a white boy summer. And he's got a bunch of rules. I actually did see this. Chet Hanks making news. Wow, wow, wow. Woke up this morning. Internet going mad again. Sheesh.

But I just want to drop a few rules and regs for the white boy summer. Okay, rule number one to all my white boys out there. No plaid shirts. Can't be looking like a picnic table out here, boys. You know what I'm talking about. Leave that shit at home. The Vineyard Vines and

Ralph Lauren or whatever the fuck. Leave that shit at home. Just put on a black tee, a white tee. You know what I mean? Keep it simple. Rule number two, no sperry top-siders. That's not the kind of white boys we're talking about, dog. Okay? Get yourself some Vans, some X, some Jordans.

I'm not really a sneakerhead, but, you know, feel it out. And there will be more rules coming. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No calling girls smoke shows, okay, okay, that, that term is, uh, it's played out, dude, and you can't just see a hot chick and be like, dude, it's a fucking, it's a fucking smoke show, dude, fucking smoke, dude, okay, that's over with, oh, yeah, and anything salmon colored, wardrobe, burn that shit don't ever wear that again okay bottom line here gentlemen is it's time for us to evolve okay period it's time for us to you know grow from a

pikachu to a raichu you dig you know what i mean church you just dissed every triple a hockey player he also i invented the word smoke show did you know that i show that's another triple a hockey term those guys love that word well i invented it oh you did eh yeah that's our word so it's like we started um i don't know when when the paper when barcelona started like 2004 we so we do it was a segment every single day local smoke show of the day so it literally came from us now i still think it works like that'll never go outside of a that girl smoke like what's wrong with that yeah i think fire yeah i think there's anything wrong with that he was just coming at what he what you're kind of right like marley hockey like frat i don't know

what to make of Chet Hanks. Didn't he get in real trouble for something a little while ago? I thought he did. I don't know. How can you make heads or tails of Chet Hanks when he comes across as kind of like a tough guy, but then he's a silver spoon kid? Yeah, it doesn't make sense. It's like you're Tom Hanks' son, but you he's a silver spoon kid so it's like what do you it doesn't make sense it's like you're tom hanks son but you're like like a bad boy it's almost like he's gone so far because

he doesn't want to be known as yep yeah 100% trying to get out of the shadow of his dad by being like i'm nothing like him you know what i mean right like all these tattoos and like i'm a tough kid but it's like you your dad i saw him he's like he's the guy in big like you know he's in splash he's an iconic he's you know forrest gump like that grew up with like 17 butlers you grew up as right as privileged as anybody can grow up i'm curious i may like him i may not like him i really can't get a read on tom on chet hanks i think i think he might be i think he might be a good funny guy maybe not good maybe a funny guy can we google did he do something though that i thought people were like really upset with

him he was in the news but i don't remember what for do Do you like Chet Hanks Scandal or something? Black Sheep and the Family. Is he the one? Public Controversies. Where? At the top line. But it doesn't say what. Oh, he was doing Jamaican stuff.

That's what he was doing. Cocaine addiction, damaging hotel. No, he was doing something with Jamaica that he was getting in trouble for. No one for speaking in a Jamaican. Culture appropriation. Yeah, he was speaking in the beginning of the video. You know how he did that little accent? I think he got in trouble for appropriating that.

Who fucking knows? Listen. Those aren't that bad, are they? It's a blessing and a curse. No, it's not that bad. I mean, I don't think. I guess you don't speak in a Jamaican accent when you're Chet Hanks. Yeah.

Even the name Chet, it's like you revolted against that, like you can't have a more white boy name than Chet. Yeah, he's the boy that should be in the Vineyard Vines and the Sperrys, and he just totally doesn't want that on him, so he's trying to change it. Let's try to get him on the show. I already reached out. All right. Chet Hanks, what an enigma he'll probably hate

us i think he's i think he's describing us who he doesn't like he just attacked nantucket in the biggest way possible yeah yeah i think we got to try to see if he'll say smoke show though i want to i want to hear him say smoke i want to know his alternate words yeah what do you want to call a pretty girl yeah we got to know like find out what his alternate words would be. Just like a hottie? And for the record, that came from people may not. Where I developed that term is I used to be a huge fan of like the Miami Hurricanes. And when they came out of the tunnel in the Orange Bowl, there was all this smoke. And they just go pow and come up.

I go, oh, that's a fucking smoke show. And that's where it came up from. I just came up with it. So a little history lesson for the kids. A lot of people are going to be like, you didn't invent that. Yeah, I did. And I also invented the word hardo.

Hardo? Hardo. Really? Hardo. I don't know that word. Yeah, exactly. So that's another thing that a lot of people use. Basically a hardo is somebody who like, Chet Hanks would Basically, a hard-o is somebody who, like,

Chet Hanks would be a fucking hard-o. Like a tool, like a hard-o. It's like somebody who thinks they're tougher than they really are. Yeah. Would you have thought Bryce was a hard-o before you met him and stuff? I don't know yet. I'm undetermined because I didn't know enough. And you have to say it this way.

Hard-o. You don't just say you're a hard-o. You always say hard-o. You can't chant say your hard-O. You always say hard-O. You can't chant it, Adam. Anyways, that's the show. I think that's everything. We have some questions if you guys want them. Oh, yeah, let's do them.

Okay. I accidentally sent a shitty text about my girlfriend that was supposed to go to my buddy. I didn't mean any harm by it. I just needed advice because she's annoying me lately. Now she doesn't want to talk to me. I don't want to break up with her. It was just one of those weeks. what do i do to smooth things over beg that's brutal we're in d yeah that's not looking good you guys you guys ever do that

um to a girl no i've done it like business wise i called the guy at anheuser-busch like who had a big we're trying to a big deal, and I called him a weird bird. Oh, no. I sent it to the wrong person. I'm like, is the deal going to get done? I don't know. The guy I met was kind of a weird bird. I sent it to him.

I've also called the guy a douchebag, and I meant to send it to my friend, and I sent it to him. I'm actually friends with the kid now, but never a girl. How about when you invited the wrong person to... Oh. That happened once in Nantucket. I invited a girl to my house in Nantucket,

and I got confused, and I thought I invited somebody else, and a different girl showed up, and I was waiting at the ferry to pick her up. And she walks up and hugs me. He's like, Hey,

good to see you. I'm like, Hey, good to see you too. And I'm like looking past her for the other girl. She's just standing next to me. I'm like, what is going on here?

And then it clicked. I'm like, Oh my God. Oh no. What did you do? Did you just, she came back. I never told her she came back to the house and it was like,

all right. Oh my. Did you just have to play it off? Like, Oh yeah, i meant to invite you what what could you possibly you can't tell her you can't tell her nantucket like you have nowhere to stay you can't get off the island it's like a ferry she she's there for you right so after like 15 seconds of her not leaving my side and me like looking for a different girl

i'm like holy fuck fuck, this girl. She's not standing there kind of like, yo, are we going to? Yeah, she was. That's when I was like, this is getting awkward. You just send the DM to like the wrong girl or something? They both had the same name. And I hadn't talked to one of them in forever. And I don't know how I got confused.

You got to read. read you gotta read and look with a just a girl that isn't the right girl though because you had to like invite her you had to she brought a friend too oh wow they're both just standing there solid when are we going yes Paul was there I had to like I'm like we got the wrong group here

it's the wrong tour wrong tour yeah it's like oh fuck i've never sent the wrong text i've sent a i've accidentally sent a picture that i was meaning to send to a girl to one of my homies though oh that's bad that's awkward that sucked i think i might have done it like twice on accident actually jesus yeah i've had I've had that. You guys need to be more careful. Seriously. Yeah. I think it was the same friend too. That guy probably thinks I just have a massive crush on him.

You look, you just like him. Okay, last question. I've been talking to this guy for a couple of weeks and I don't know how long I should wait to do anything with him. I think he's only talking to me to fuck me. I also get attached easily so I'm scared to do something with him and then he'll dump me. How do I get to the bottom of his real intentions?

Fuck him. He's already been waiting weeks? You want to get to his real intentions? Fuck him, and then you'll find out. Well, then you'll see if he leaves you or if he stays with you. So mentally, don't get attached until after you fuck him. Yeah. Bang.

That's like the best advice ever given. Just fuck them and you'll see. And then you know. Correct. Okay, that's the advice from the boys. Alright. There's the show. Feel great about the advice we give.

That advice, just stay cold. Mentally cold the first time you fuck. You're just out here raising demons, getting people cold-hearted.