BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - LANA RHOADES EXPLAINS HER BREAKUP FROM MIKE MALJAK — BFFs EP 25
Episode Date: April 20, 2021Lana Rhoades joins us on this week's episode from Miami. Lana talks her shift from former adult actress into becoming a millionaire entrepreneur and her recent podcast launch. We play a game of FMK an...d Lana's recent Instagram story with Dillon Danis.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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Okay, BFF's new episode, Moving Past, all-time records the last couple weeks.
Thanks, Josh.
You're a big part of that.
No problem.
Now it's like, how do we keep it going?
Because we're getting like, I think we actually, yeah, we broke YouTube last.
We broke YouTube.
Which I didn't even know was possible.
I didn't think it was even.
The premiere crashed,
crashed YouTube.
Million views in like 10 seconds.
So that's great.
So no pressure on you
being our next guest.
Did that actually happen?
Yeah, it did.
It was 1.3 mil actually.
And like instantly.
Like instantly, yeah.
Yeah.
How, was it live?
No, we do a premiere.
So we like countdown,
countdown, countdown
and then it goes live
and then it crashed it.
Holy shit.
People are very interested in this.
TikTok drama is huge.
TikTok people put asses in seats because Alex had Mads on and that was the number one podcast in like the country.
And Paul actually sent me the amounts of subscriptions we had for ours and hers went like through the roof.
So if you want to get in any more drama, let us know.
Okay.
I'm down. It's views. I'll let us know. Okay. I'm down.
It's views.
I'll let you know.
Start creating fake relationships to be number one on Apple.
That's actually a pretty good strategy.
And as we have you, so everybody, how would you,
I'm going to let you describe yourself.
How would you describe yourself?
Who is, like, Lana Rose?
What are you?
When people are like, hey, why are you on the show?
You have, I know, 14 million, like million like followers on instagram 15 now 50 sorry when did that happen
i'm like 100k away from 15 so i'd say i'm more so 15 okay you're rounding up you're rounding up
fair enough how would you describe yourself like i know how most people think of you but like what
what would you say god well today is probably the worst day to ask me because i'm feeling quite yeah i didn't think
you were gonna make it i didn't think you were gonna make it to the noon kickoff but you're here
so credit to that we're in miami guys correct and things happen in miami not quite feeling like
myself right now but i'll try to pull it together. So, me. Describe yourself, yeah, and then we're going to talk about it last night.
Okay, my name's...
Do I look directly at the camera?
You can do whatever you want.
Talk to us.
Talk to us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My name's Lana Rhodes.
Yep.
Or Amara Maple, depending on which channel you watch me on.
I feel like I've watched Amara on Amara or whatever that name is.
Amira Amara.
No, you haven't.
I mean, I haven't. I didn't know that was your name. You know her as Amara or whatever that name is. Amir Amara? No, you haven't. I mean, I haven't.
I didn't know that was your name.
You know her as Amara?
I feel like so.
Really?
From watching the vlogs.
Mike's vlogs.
I feel like so, yeah.
I love that for us.
No, fuck that.
I was going to say that's so cute.
I was hoping I'd know Mike was serious right now.
All right, so we're waiting.
Well, where do you want to start?
You're supposed to interview me.
Can you give me a little bit of your lead on this?
No, I'm asking how you would describe yourself.
Like, we don't want to go into the...
I'm not going to say it.
I know how I would describe you, but I'm asking how would you.
I can't describe you.
How would you describe yourself if someone's like, who is Lana Rose?
Like, right now, why is she on the show?
I mean, she's rich.
She's beautiful.
She's smart.
Every guy should want to marry her and date her.
I'd go former superstar porn star entrepreneur.
That's who's transferred into like mainstream.
Facts.
Okay, you can use that.
You can steal that from now on.
Because like there's a lot of porn stars, a lot of porn stars that are not on shows like this.
You make the rounds.
You've been on Call Her Daddy.
Everybody kind of knows who you are.
So that's who I would use.
I'm kind of one of the first porn stars, I think.
Cross over?
To cross over in this new age, media influencer age.
Yeah.
The only one.
Really?
The only one.
There's Mia Khalifa, too. I fucking hate her.
Why?
She trashes Barstool.
She's the most fucking hypocritical.
She goes on Call Her Daddy and says something to the effect of,
like, you know how people don't like us.
The same girl will talk about that, too, in the notes.
We have a lot of people who just say shit,
and they're not informed at all about us.
They go with the misogynistic.
Correct.
And then they do a little research, like, okay, not true.
So Mia went on Call Her Daddy, and then people were like, hey, they're misogynistic.
Can't even say that word.
It's like, well, that doesn't count, because, like, Alex doesn't work for Barstool.
It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Completely, like, she's...
Yeah, so I hate Mia Khalifa.
I want that on the record.
And I forget exactly what she said, Kareem, if you can pick it up, but it was garbage.
So fuck her. I support you, Mia.
Wow. Fuck her.
She's the worst. Don't be like,
stand behind what you want. But you're right about her.
And then there was the one who... I mean, I think she's
a great girl, Dave. You should give her a second chance.
Isn't Riley Reid the other one, I guess?
No, I always go old school.
Riley Reid, maybe. I mean, there's like,
the super famous ones, like Jenna Jameson. That's who I was thinking of. I mean, there's like, so there's like the super famous ones like Jenna Jameson.
That's what I was thinking.
I don't know.
You do like Mia Khalifa?
I mean, I fuck with any girl who makes it out of the industry and can make like a living and support herself without it.
I don't think she even posts nudes on her OnlyFans or anything now.
Supports herself, does a great job.
She has like, what what, 25 million followers?
She has a ton.
I'm not criticizing her business sense
or anything. I'm just criticizing her.
I support that and I respect that.
I don't know her as a person.
Do you have it?
She said that Alex is separate from Barstool
and that she agrees with Alex but doesn't
agree with Barstool, so she's trying to separate
the two.
Just to reiterate, she said Alex is not affiliated.
What is it?
Alex is separate from Barstool.
Alex is separate from Barstool.
She agrees with Alex but not Barstool.
That's Barstool fan talk.
I didn't know Barstool fan talk would be associated with Barstool from ESPN.
That's why I don't like her.
So you can be boss bitch and all that shit.
All right.
So one of the big events this weekend,
we had the Jake Paul fight versus Ben Askren.
Disaster.
Absolutely.
I mean, unless you were physically getting paid,
then it was successful.
Right.
Or if you bet, like, a lot of money on Jake or something.
Correct.
You might feel great.
Ben looked like he'd never turned down a donut in his life.
He looked straight up.
Yeah, bag of milk. And it's the fight like a bag of milk. Yeah, bag of milk.
Canadian bag of milk.
Like one punch, fight done, legit fight.
Why are we bringing up
everyone's talking about it, saying it's rigged. It wasn't
rigged, but our girl here, our homegirl
here got herself in a little bit
of trouble last night
from what we've heard. Was this at the
fight? No. So, you are friends
with the Paul camp.
Because your ex-boyfriend.
Okay, so everyone who knows me knows that I pretty much used to live with Logan.
Because I dated Mike, who lives with Logan.
So, I know Jake.
Like, awkward family dinners with all of us.
Just weird shit.
So, yes, I know Jake and Logan very well.
Friends.
I wouldn't...
I wouldn't... Actually, Logan has me blocked on everything right now Not because this
Which is after the breakup
Mike blocked me and all my friends
And made his friends block me as well
Okay, it was a block off
I did absolutely nothing
Some little middle school shit
Yeah, I did nothing
Little fashioned block off
I did nothing
I just broke up with him
And he blocked me on everything
What was the official reason for the breakup, by the way?
Because I'm going to be honest,
they want different things kind of sounds like just...
And the rumor was, which you told me is fake,
that he was hitting on a girl on like a video game or something.
No, no, that wasn't true.
That was a whole other scenario.
Oh, so that happened just, that's not why y'all broke up?
No, that's not why we broke up.
So he was live on like JTA, you know, like the servers,
but it's like real girls on the other end.
And he was having virtual sex with them.
But you didn't care about that.
No, I cared.
Like, it's real girls.
And like, you're like getting head from them.
And you're like, yeah, fucking suck my dick.
Like, of course.
Virtually.
Virtually.
But it's a real person.
It's not like it's just a simulation.
So you're essentially having phone sex with another woman.
Is he streaming this or is he just?
He's streaming it and I'm watching it traumatized.
Oh, shit.
Fucking traumatized.
How did you think he wasn't going to get caught?
But this isn't why you said you broke up.
No, it's not why we broke up.
I did have a massive issue with it, but he said he would never do it again.
So I'm like, okay, fine.
Fair.
And we've had plenty of issues, our fair share of issues, of him being inappropriate with other women.
But that's besides the point we officially broke up because he finally told me i got a house
for us actually and he told me he was going to move in with me broke up with me the day that
he was supposed to move in that was another time and then the second time he told me he was going
to move in with me and then the next day comes over
and says oh yeah by the way i'm making a content house with banks because phase is leaving and i'm
going to move there now the day after telling me that he was going to move in with me i was like
just get the fuck out of my house okay that's a fair reason yeah i think that's a very good reason
so that sets the stage for last night where we have this fight and you
post a video and you come in to this show we have the video let's show the
video that Jake, Dylan's gonna beat your ass, you fucking idiot. You wish.
You broke his face.
But yeah, he's gonna beat you.
So it's Lana basically saying, Jake, you're an idiot.
Dylan's gonna beat your ass.
So Dylan Danis is an MMA guy who wants to fight Jake Paul because he's making a ton of money.
They've had back and forth. They may fight one day.
Lana comes in.
She now...
I didn't know who this guy was.
That's a lie.
I didn't know who this...
No, okay.
She was calling him Dillion.
I'm scared.
She comes in pre-show, and I didn't want to hear it because pre-show, she's like,
I posted this video of some random fan on my story.
Nobody does that. Just nobody in the history of Earth reposts a random fan on my story, nobody does that.
Just nobody in the history of Earth
reposts a random fan story on their own 14 million.
I did not know who he was.
I was out at dinner with friends.
This guy kept coming up to my table.
He was like, I'm Dillion Danis, Dildo Danis.
And.
Wait, he actually said he was Dildo Danis?
No, she's trying now to like navigate choppy waters and he comes up to me and he's like oh i'm
friends with jake paul like he literally said that he was friends with jake paul so i was like oh okay
like i'll befriend him like we all know each other and he's like hey can you make a video for me like
as a fan and so he's like just say this and this and this in the video and he obviously told me to
tell jake that he sucks
and that he's going to beat him.
And then he tried to kiss me.
And I was like, whoa, dude, don't kiss me.
Yeah, that also is kissing.
Is that in the video?
In the video.
Yes.
It's in the video.
That's kind of creepy.
Yeah, by the way, but it's very playful.
Yeah.
No, it's not like.
Oh, it's not like.
It's not like rapey, but it's also just like.
No, it's like she kind of liked it vibes.
No, I didn't like it.
But that's the vibe when you watch it.
It's Corona season. I don't want random...
But you've got to understand, so they're mad now.
Your whole, the Jake Paul, the Logan Paul, the Mike,
all mad because they don't like each other.
And you do realize that that had a very friendly vibe with Dylan.
Yeah, I mean, I thought that he was a fan.
I was being nice.
And then I wanted him to do a favor for me.
What was the favor?
There was someone else at the dinner that I liked,
and I wanted him to go tell the other guy to marry me.
And so I was like, if you post this on my story,
or sorry, if I post this on my story,
you have to go do that. And so that's
why I got posted on my story. Yeah, it was like a little
bribe situation. Who was the person?
Just like a random,
just a random guy.
So you kind of got fooled here. He's like an HVAC
worker. So we're
just going to lie? This is where I'm in trouble.
I know the guys. Either you
just got completely fooled
and you're saying like,
I just wasn't very sharp in the moment.
A guy came up to me,
I was like,
blah, blah, blah.
But did it work?
Did the bribe work?
This is Miami where I'm,
do you see a ray on my finger?
No.
Like I,
I wasn't joking.
Like it wasn't like a pickup line.
I was like,
let's go get married.
Right.
But it didn't work.
Damn.
So did anybody say anything about you posting that story,
like the Paul brothers or anything?
She deleted it.
I deleted it because Mike is blowing me up saying like,
wow, he's like obviously hearing it through Jake and Logan.
He's like, how could you do that?
Well, you posted on your story.
I mean, you probably could have just seen it from your 15 million followers.
Yeah, you posted it. You posted it, so probably could have just seen it from your 15 million followers. Yeah, you posted it.
You posted it, so he would have just seen it on your story, probably.
That's actually the tricky question, because he still has me blocked on everything.
He may maybe...
He's a burner.
So, in this case...
He's got the backup account.
So, in this case, though, they have kind of...
I'd be pissed, too, I think, if I were them.
I don't know.
No, definitely.
Really?
Yeah, my, like, arch enemy is, enemy is kind of getting kissed on the cheek,
being like, he's going to beat your ass.
Yeah, that would make me mad.
That would actually, yeah.
But if they have her blocked on everything
and they're not really friends anymore,
it's like, why does it matter?
Yeah, that's true.
Well, Jake doesn't have me blocked.
Honestly, the only one who I should apologize to is Jake.
But I swear to God, I did not know who the Dillion Dildo guy is.
I don't know him.
I don't love him. And he's not going to beat your ass, Jake.
I'm sorry.
Interesting.
I don't believe you didn't know who he was.
I get the bribe thing.
You're really not going to say who the people were?
No.
But, like, you already said it off camera, so it's, like, burning in my brain.
It's in my brain burning.
It should just be said, I think.
No.
Why?
Because I'm not name dropping people.
People already expect the worst.
People do expect the worst.
I will grab the camera and show them the sex dungeon.
Don't make me.
Do it.
It's like that was just to be, again, There's nothing I could have at this point that people like
Oh, well, yeah, that's part of the course. So let's go get the leash collection. There is a leash here, but you brought it
You're not going to
You're not because I there's nothing for I'm willing to do anything
like
Well, it's like the...
This is their show right now.
No, it's like the fucking...
When the Joker with Heath Ledger.
It's like some people just like to watch the world burn.
Like, I'm one of those guys.
So anything can go.
There's nothing I want to hide.
You heard it here first.
Dave's going to burn the world down.
No, I'm just saying.
It's like the names.
I know.
I spit on you?
No, I'm not.
Like, I'm trying to get... Dave's like, I don I know. I spit on you? No, I spit on you. I'm trying to get
your person
to call into the show.
Because I'm friends with them. Which one?
The one that I shall not be named.
Anyways, we'll move on a little bit.
We'll get more into you.
How could you?
I told you not to tell me
anything because I'm
impossible.
If you tell him something, he's just going to want to air out.
I'm going to kill myself.
Dave, I'm obsessed with this person.
Probably don't tweet that, by the way.
I just, I can't, you can't tell me.
Everyone knows that.
While my life is over, he's never going to marry me now.
Everybody knows about me.
If you tell Dave something that's juicy, it goes out the door.
I told you that when you told me the NDA story.
I was like, don't tell me that story.
I had an NDA story, and I told Dave, and then the next day he goes to a party and is telling everyone.
Well, I mean, to be fair, one, it's an NDA, so you're probably not even supposed to tell Dave.
Secondly, he didn't tell you not to.
I am on the record, don't tell me
anything that you don't want told in a public
forum, because I am a teller.
Well, now I know.
Okay, alright, so what else
do you have going on in your life besides
last night, getting in fights with one camp,
the other camp, pretending that
you don't know Dylan Danis, even though I think you know
who Dylan Danis is. I'm not pretending I didn't know who this man was.
Even your own team in the side is like
that's bullshit. No.
Alexa knows because she follows boxing.
I do not give a fuck about sports
unless it's basketball players.
Have you met any
lately? No.
Zero basketball players.
Why are you wearing that for?
This?
Yeah.
Because I went to the game the other day.
The Heat?
Yeah.
Who did they play?
They played Brooklyn.
Interesting.
Okay.
All right.
What is this video of Lana at Barstool in 2018?
What is it?
Do you remember coming to Barstool?
To be honest, I don't know if I remember that.
What, 2018? It was so dark, it's hard to see these.
Maybe because I'm wearing my Miami glasses still.
Was that with YP?
Why am I sitting on a...
YP is no longer part of the crew.
Why am I sitting on a beanbag with...
Oh my God, wait, I remember this.
This is so awkward.
Is he sleeping?
They were like, go sit on the beam back next to this kid who's sleeping and pretend to cuddle him.
So he wakes up like that and it was so awkward.
I don't want to wake up.
Happy Saturday.
We have been.
That's the old office, right?
That's the old office.
I think you're gonna show up.
This video is tough to say.
I can't even see what the fuck's going on.
Wait, is that me?
I think you know what it was.
Yeah, I think you're just going around lying on the ground.
I vaguely heard about this.
I think they dared me to wake everyone up in the office
by just, like, laying next to them
and pretending that something happened last night.
It was a joke.
Yeah, so I vaguely heard, like, now that this is in,
I'm not, like, a huge porno...
Like, when we met the first time, I didn't recognize you,
and I did impulsive.
Like, she was there watching me as your dang mic,
and I just remembered you being an asshole about pizza,
but I wasn't, like, porn.
But I do remember...
Because your pizza sucks.
Well, that's not really true.
She has bad taste in pizza.
You have bad taste in pizza.
I feel like that.
Pizza's trash.
We'll move on.
She doesn't like New Haven pizza,
but I remember hearing you were in the office
and people were freaking out
because you were their favorite porn star.
When did you stop doing porn?
About three, over three years ago and what was
that decision like why what made you do that decision um so we actually just spoke about this
on our podcast basically they were just a collective of bad experiences that tarnished
the whole thing for me i have another question that how you view like only fans because i know
i was talking to subscribe i don't i have no't. I have no OnlyFans. I almost made
my own. I'm going to be honest.
My OnlyFans is really disappointing.
I probably post on it like once
a month. That's probably not a great promo for your
OnlyFans. Yeah, I just don't. But it's
no nudity. There's nothing, right? It's just like lingerie.
So, the question I have for you,
there's girls making
millions, and
you've obviously done very well but they're not
necessarily having to have sex again all right is there an element of you that like i would think
the porn industry would be like fuck these only fans people yeah because they're making bank doing
far less they all are doing only fans now too so but once you give it away can you yeah so the
girls like top performers who are still like very much
into like doing only fans and like the whole porn shtick and they still do porn as well maybe
um for example riley reed she does only fans she makes really good money on there but she's not
making as much money on there as let's say um belle delphine you know so there definitely is
a higher demand bath water or something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So is there any like,
is there a jealousy of that?
Like if this was around when you guys.
Cause they're almost like half assing it.
Right.
Getting paid.
Do you think you got paid enough from the industry?
Do you think you got paid fairly?
The industry,
I did not get paid shit.
I probably had a hundred thousand dollars in my bank account when I quit
shitting porn.
Now I'm a multimillionaire.
So that's what I mean.
Like that
aspect's crazy.
Because it's something that didn't exist
in the time and it's allowed girls to be
like millionaires almost overnight without
having to actually have sex on camera for a while.
It's ridiculous. Right.
So many young girls are just rolling around
and I mean I could, I'd do it.
Well you're already, you've made it, though.
But I'm saying, like, damn, I wish OnlyFans was around when I was, like, doing the porn instead.
Um, I don't know.
I think there's still going to be girls who are infatuated with the industry,
who think that it's very glamorous, and, like, they, like me, grew up watching their girls next door,
or, like, idolize girls like
um Anna Nicole Smith and they're going to be appealed to being like this big superstar and
um that's sort of what I warn girls against is it's not all that glamorous it's not like it's
not even well paying it's very smarter to go into Instagram or just doing OnlyFans. Right.
Do you think you'd be as huge as you are without doing porn?
I mean, you never know.
Everyone's like, oh, how are you going to shit on porn?
It gave you everything.
Right. But, like, you never know in this day and age.
Like, social, you could do anything on social media.
I'm a firm believer, and this is what I tell all the girls who reach out to me that are
like, oh, I don't want to do porn anymore.
Like, I fucking want to kill myself.
Do you have a lot of people who reach out to you?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
So a lot of people probably go to you for advice because you're black.
Yeah, I'm kind of like the blueprint for how to get out of porn.
And so I always tell them, like, it's social media.
Like, that's how I got out.
I started posting on Instagram every day.
I just, like, made it my hustle.
I blew up my Instagram.
That's actually what skyrocketed
me to number one on
Pornhub. I was not number one
before I quit porn. I've been number one on Pornhub.
Not number one porn star.
Not number one trending.
I was number one trending.
I think I was trending there for one time.
Really?
Would you, is there...
Livestream situation.
Million dollar man style. Million dollar man wrestler. Everybody has a price. People have Live stream situation. I don't remember. Million dollar man style.
Million dollar man wrestler.
Everybody has a price.
People have asked me this.
I've been offered.
Since you've stopped, you could probably reverse time.
And if you like put a video on your OnlyFans or somebody paid you, make fucking bank because you haven't done it.
Yeah.
Is there any price where you would be like, oh...
I'll do a video for that much money.
Yeah, for that much.
Would I ever go back to doing porn? No. No, like one time shot. Like someone's like, here's a'll do a video for that much money. Yeah, for that much. Would I ever go back to doing porn?
No, like one time shot.
Like someone's like, here's $100 million.
I need one video.
I honestly would never do a boy-girl scene or any type of penetration scene,
whether it was at the dildo or anything.
Like, there is no price on my dignity or self-respect now.
Got it.
Right.
Like, I would.
Right. I see what you're saying. Like, my price, it's my dignity or self-respect now. Got it. Right. Like, I would. Right.
I see what you're saying.
Like, my price, it's all how much you would like.
If someone's like 50 million, of course I'm in it.
Yeah, like, duh.
Well, I mean, like, yours are already circling me.
Yeah.
I mean.
That's the difference, I guess, between you.
I mean, I'd fucking do it.
Right.
Yeah.
What do I fucking care?
Yeah, exactly.
It's kind of hard to do.
Yeah, yeah.
The only bad thing is I want it edited.
There's a million other ways to make it, though.
50 million in my case, like a minute?
Not really.
Figure it out.
I mean, so you'd only lost a minute.
That's pretty much what I'm saying.
Really quick, you caught on that one.
That's interesting.
That is interesting.
So I know now you're, you know, you have your lingerie line, right?
Yes, the Yandy lingerie line.
That's your main, what's your, again, it goes back to.
What's the main revenue right now, like revenue stream?
I just have a lot of, I don't mean to sound like a cunt, but a lot of passive income.
Just some random shit.
And do you still get paid for porn?
Do you still get paid for more porn?
Good question. So there's a few...
So basically how, like,
you know YouTube, and you get
ad revenue. So on Pornhub,
you get ad revenue, but not for the videos
that were shot by other companies.
I do have, like, some old content
that's posted on there. It could be,
like, try-on hauls. Right, okay.
That's just, like, nudity, not sex
or anything. So i do make ad revenue
on that i also have one of those like fleshlight things have you heard of them it's like mimics
your pussy basically yeah so i get monthly ad revenue how do they do that by the way are they
like are they training order of everyone in your vagina to like make it the same shape like how do
they actually how do they know it's your vagina? Yes, so everyone always wants to know this. It is only the outside of my vagina.
And I do not ever want anyone to think that the inside is the same
because it's a thousand times looser than, like, the actual vagina.
Yeah, because it's, like, tight as hell.
No, it's like a...
No, that's looser than my vagina.
Those are loose?
Yeah, like, if you stick your finger...
That's you?
Yeah.
In the background?
It didn't look like her.
Just get rid of this disgusting picture of me.
It looks good.
It doesn't look like you.
Not talking about the flashlight.
Interesting.
If you stick your finger in it, there's like room around.
Like, I'm sorry, but in a regular vagina, I don't think it's like that.
Banned.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, okay.
Like, they already don't let me, like, talk on TikTok.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
No, they probably really appreciate it.
Oh, my God.
This is a disaster there.
Oh, you follow Dylan Dennis on Instagram.
So why did you follow him?
Honestly, I was...
Who the fuck is Dead Poet Wild?
We're not asking about him.
We're asking about Dylan Dennis.
Yeah, the checkmark, the blue check.
Dylan Dennis followed him.
I don't know.
He forced me into this. I don't know this man. Did you follow him last night? Yes. I don't know. He forced me into this.
I don't know this man.
Oh, he followed you back?
I don't know this man.
Wait, did you want to marry him?
Maverick Carter, Lana Rhodes,
Blake Griffin.
I don't know any of these people.
Wait, Blake Griffin plays for the Brooklyn Nets.
And he was in Miami yesterday
because I just watched him play.
Oh, was he?
Yeah.
I'm buddies with him, actually.
You are?
Yeah.
I feel like I'm putting things together
in my brain right now.
What, another question I have on,
what is that face?
What face?
You're making a weird face.
I was just pondering.
I have a question, which I'm always curious.
I know, and we've talked a little bit, and I respect the view.
You don't count, and I've heard, I feel like, other former porn stars or porn stars,
like, porn, not sex.
Doesn't count, body count.
Doesn't count.
Or it does count.
Great question.
I did not comprehend that.
Do you consider someone you've been paid to have sex with as part of your actual body count?
Like how many people you've had sex with?
No, I do not.
That's what I thought.
Because I did not choose to sleep with them.
I did not think that they were attractive.
I did not think that they were intelligent.
There was nothing that I enjoyed about them as a human being.
So no, I did not choose to sleep with them.
So they don't count.
Would you, as either one of you, I guess you could do a reverse I know my answer I would like would I date take someone seriously who's important like I view it kind of how she does it's like
that's their job that's their earning I'm not gonna judge that would you what about you guys
like me dating a guy porn star I don't't know. Just look at guy porn stars differently.
How could you do with that?
Yeah.
Would you be able to?
Do you watch porn?
Yeah, I've watched porn before.
Who hasn't?
Yeah.
Well, it varies, I guess.
I'm just making a conversation.
I mean, I could do it.
I don't know.
What a dumb question, Dave.
I could date like a girl porn star,
but I couldn't date a guy porn star.
Yeah, fuck no.
I mean a girl.
I actually did date a male porn star. Yeah, fuck that. I mean a girl. I actually did date
a male porn star, yeah. When I first
started, I dated a
male porn star who was very, very
strange. I mean, her life
is
wild. Like, jail
for a year is insanity.
Yeah. How did you go to jail? A whole year?
As a child.
Like, I did one day and I cracked.
Tell that story because people might not know.
I was four years old and I burnt my preschool down.
Four?
Yeah.
Well, she's lying.
I'm lying about the story.
I was going to say, how the fuck did I not hear that?
I don't think they put four year olds in jail.
I was like, this is making sense.
We have a couple poker faces going on with you and the other.
You've told the story, right?
Everyone knows it.
Yeah, yeah, I've told the story.
I was incarcerated from 16 to 17.
I'm from Chicago, for people who don't know.
If you know anything about Chicago, they call it Chirac.
It's like just gang.
It's like gang life there.
So I had a really bad boyfriend at the time.
And because of the gang culture, if you are, I think, with a group of four or more people, they all get charged with the same thing.
So I was with people who were who were robbing and breaking into houses and all of that. And so I was charged as well, and I actually was sentenced to prison for five years,
but I served one.
It's crazy.
Crazy, crazy story.
And then also I didn't, until we had met, like, married.
It's like you lived like a thousand lives.
It's true.
Yeah, I've been married from 18 to,
I want to say, a year and a half ago.
Yeah, a thousand lives.
Living a thousand lives.
It's crazy.
You were married while you were doing porn?
We would separate.
A lot. It wasn't because of porn
just made it hard to get a relationship?
No, no, no.
It's just normal relationship reasons.
Right.
Do you think it's hard to find
a relationship after doing porn,
like being a porn star? Me think people like me and dave were just talking about this yesterday on the boat so it's hard to
say because i relationships are just hard in general and i felt that i probably had an even
harder time dating before i was where i am now. But there's also the dynamic where today I look like a mess.
I thought you had a 0.0 chance of showing up for this, but credit to you. You say you show up when
you show up. So you're here. What happened last night? Were you like, I mean, I just, I don't
know. I just, no, no, I just can't handle drinking alcohol whatsoever. and I had a few too many shots.
When it comes to dating, I personally think that I'm beautiful.
I think I have a great personality.
I think I'm intelligent.
I think, who wouldn't want to date me?
But I do think that my past comes into play, sometimes where men will just not consider me a possibility.
Some people have a possibility.
Or the reverse. Like, probably just they've seen your past work
it's like, oh, that would be hot fantasy.
It's like they're not taking you seriously on the other stuff.
Which I agree with all the stuff. You won't be on the podcast
if it's like, you weren't smart
and interesting and all that shit. So I do
agree with you.
Yeah, like I'm girlfriend material.
Like, I deserve to be wiped
up but yeah fucking wipe me out what about um tell us a little bit since you're on and we want
to promo it and we're talking about it as well and your whole crew is here so you launched fairly
recently a new podcast right so do you want to talk about that promo that so our people know
it exists oh if they don't i didn't mean that disrespectfully. Wow.
That was like,
that was me being nice.
Like,
let's make sure we get. You guys have the younger crowd,
right?
We're like,
the 20s to 30s.
If you check with the YouTube subscriber demo,
it's like,
we have just as many people between the ages 35 and 45
as we do 12 to 17.
That's why we.
Wait,
you're a 12 to 17?
No,
no,
no.
I'm saying,
if you go to our YouTube, it's like, there's 9% is like 12 to 17, but's why we... Wait, you're a 12 to 17? No, no, no. I'm saying if you go to our YouTube,
it's like there's 9% is like 12 to 17,
but then another 9 is 35 to 45,
and then the majority, it's like 45.
Right.
So that's why we...
It's usually like 18 to like 30.
That's how this came about.
Not like my personal fans.
I do have a little younger because of TikTok.
So I have a little bit of an older,
probably hit younger, and now they've blended.
And that's why it's kind of working.
It's like we have everybody.
I see people every day.
It's like, I fucking hate TikTok kids.
I don't like young.
What's Dave doing?
And then they'll be like, I actually, it's a pretty interesting podcast.
So we're all over the map.
But yes, anyways, yours.
And what's it about?
So I have a show on YouTube.
Do you want them on?
Here, Alexa, do you want to step you here alexa do you want to step
in for a second hayley is not on the podcast our other co-host olivia davis is not here right now
because she is um hanging out with someone there's something going on so no olivia's out of town
right now we we came here last minute she already already had plans with visiting friends. So that's why she's here. So what's the podcast
about? How often does it drop? So
it's once a week and it's
on Apple. It drops
at midnight on Thursdays and then
every Monday we do the YouTube
video. So yeah, weekly.
And I tried to matchmake.
Yeah. Yeah, what happened
last night with your date? Griffin.
I tried to matchmake Griffin.
Don't get jealous. Wait, you love Griffin too? Yeah, what happened last night with your date? Griffin. I tried to matchmake Griffin. Yeah.
Don't get jealous.
But.
Wait, you love Griffin too?
I have a boyfriend.
By the way, she's like.
They kind of look alike too, like with their blonde hair.
Love it.
Yeah.
No, we get a competition.
No, she's a good boyfriend.
But yeah, I did try to matchmake that.
Yeah, I know.
I know you did.
Griff showed me about it right away.
Yeah, what did happen with that?
Did you get to text her?
So she came up, she's like, I'm like, I really like Griff.
I slid into a DM and they were trapped in it.
I got scared because I'm nervous to die.
Yes.
Were you awkward last night?
No, no.
Wait, did you actually see him in person last night?
We just said hello briefly.
But they've been texting.
Sweet.
They've been texting.
Yeah, they already called me out on my podcast too with Bryce.
They like to throw me in the past.
Oh, we forgot about that.
That's the story.
That's the original as we're going in circles.
But that was the original like when I was on Impulsive.
It was like Bryce was touching her hair.
I was there.
I was with Bryce.
We were at your table.
That's the first time I met you. Why is Bryce flirting with me? I don't think he really was at all. I was there. I was with Bryce. We were at your table. That's the first time I met you.
Was Bryce flirting with me?
I don't think he really was at all.
I don't think he was either.
Yeah, I think he was just saying hi.
I got in so much trouble.
If you touch somebody,
you guys live in a different fucking world out there.
If you're touching somebody's hair,
that's flirting.
Imagine you're just touching my hair right now.
If you were my hair,
would you be mad if Bryce Hall touched my hair?
I'd have to see how long the touching hair went on again. I'd have to see it again. Well, yes, then I may be mad. Bryce Hall touched my hair? I'd have to see how long the touching went on again.
I'd have to see it again.
Well, yes, then I may be mad.
Yes, then I would get mad.
It was a little sus.
Yes, I would get mad.
But I also would kind of be like you, be like, stop touching my hair.
Yeah, no, I told him to go away multiple times.
I really did.
That did not happen.
No.
I was there.
I did.
You did not say go away multiple times.
I did.
I was like, go away.
The paparazzi is watching us.
Well, that is, again, not the...
That's even worse.
That makes it even worse.
Look, there's me looking at the paparazzi and saying, go away, Bryce.
I don't want to be seen with you.
See, look.
I'm Ray Vaughn Bryce.
So far, up and up, up and up, up and up, up and up.
Okay, let's read his body language.
What is he doing here? He's into you. Up and down, eyes up and down. Nah, he did do the eyes up and up, up and up, up and up. Okay, let's read his body language. What is he doing here?
He's into you.
Up and down, eyes up and down.
Nah, he did do the eyes up and down.
Damn, Bryce, I'm trying to defend you right now, bro.
That's me, and then Olivia's like, go away, and then I'm like, go away.
Yeah, but you know what?
And then he comes back.
You know what?
The way you...
That doesn't even seem better.
When did he even touch your hand?
No, he comes back.
He sits next to you
But honestly you gave a look like the paparazzi are looking so get away Yeah, but it was just because I didn't want to be seen with him because paparazzi because of the paparazzi
Like you don't want to get in trouble with Mike. That's what they're not like that
It's just like I just don't want to be seen with him period
Oh my god, wait here it is
also me and me and mike were on a break actually while this happened did he touch the hair yet yeah
he did it was quick it was quick okay i felt like he i felt like he touched my hair more than that
but it's like you guys were talking beforehand so my my instinct would be he, like, I think he,
I don't think he's out of line.
I think he was, like, thought you were kind of into him.
Let me get close and talk now.
Yeah, yeah.
Funny man.
I would be mad if I was Mike and I saw that.
I'm mad.
Mike was fuming.
There's a bunch of things so far I'm on his side with the bag.
We were on a break.
It's hard not to be.
We were on a break.
But he's also out here fucking around, too, so it's like.
It's always, it takes two to tango.
Okay, we have a game, right?
We did get the game.
So I feel like you just went through the grinder there.
A little bit.
No, you feel good.
Oh, the game.
Yeah, we're doing the game.
I meant we just put you through the ringer. Oh. I thought you guys were going to play the game.
We are.
No.
We're going to play Fuck, Marry, Kill.
I thought we were going to watch a game, basically.
Like the Brooklyn Nets game?
No.
No, Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know what that team is.
Oh, my God.
This is tough for you.
All right, so Fuck, Marry, Kill.
We put this together late. It's Logan Paul,
Mike Magelik,
and Dave Portnoy.
I don't know.
How do you spell it?
And then me.
Now I have an undeniable photo here.
So see, this is what I wanted
for us to wear.
I don't have any of that shit here.
Dave, this is kind of unfair
because the shirt
that you put yourself in,
you literally picked
like the most sexy picture of you
and then you have them
fully dressed.
For the record,
I didn't pick the photos.
I had nothing to do with it.
We didn't have a game.
Logan's wearing tux,
which I think that's the best
a guy can really...
Mike kind of got fucked
because he's just wearing
normal face.
You guys gave Mike
the worst picture.
So I would... I'd marry me.
That's a no-brainer for me
because I think highly of myself.
Yeah, I think I'll marry Dave.
He could support my lifestyle.
Oh, those guys could too.
God.
God.
Honestly, I'd probably have to kill Logan and fuck my ex.
Yeah, I think that's probably the safe answer right there.
Probably was the best answer.
Holy fuck, I was sweating.
I was sweating for a little bit, yeah.
You know, maybe the safe answer actually would have been
marry Logan or Mike, fuck, whatever.
No, that would be extremely
weird if I married
Logan and then fucked Mike's dad.
True, true.
Ooh. Okay.
So Julia Rose, Alex Cooper,
I would fuck Karina. I would fuck Karina Copp
definitely, 100%.
That's like...
She's trying to. I would marry
Alexandra Cooper and I would marry Alexandra Cooper
And I would kill
Julia Rose
Yeah I think
I'd probably actually
Do I have good taste?
I'd say
I'm either the same
Or I'm swapping
Corinna with
Julia Rose
And I'd fuck Julia
And maybe kill Corinna
Oh my god
How?
I told you
I slid into
Corinna's
Borderline DMs a long time ago.
And what is her?
She actually said she was in Miami this weekend for the first time in forever.
And she finally texted me back.
I slid in her DMs when I was drunk.
She must be desperate.
She's doing everything.
She finally texted me back yesterday.
What would I do here?
Yeah, because you've got Cooper in there.
I can't kill Cooper.
I need her.
Right.
But if I marry her. Right. But
if I marry her, we'll kill
both each other.
And I couldn't, I can't even
like, Alex is like
asexual. She's literally,
I don't even see her as a girl. I see her as like an
engine of like profit.
Just like a money machine.
Yeah, but so I can't have her
dead. You'd't have her dead.
You'd have to meet her.
Yeah, I guess, but then we'd kill each other.
Julia Rose, I've never met her, but she's so hot, so I'd probably fuck her.
You're killing Corinna?
Yeah, I'd kill Corinna.
What, you don't get back to me for like six months?
I think Corinna is a thousand times hotter.
That's lunacy.
A thousand is a lot of times, and I just think that's too many. A million.
Wait,
what'd you answer? She didn't answer.
I didn't answer. Also, have any
of you seen all of them in real life?
Kill Julia. I've never seen
Julia or Corinna in real life.
I'm seeing both of them in real life.
Corinna. Oh, so you're saying
Julia doesn't pass the in-face test.
Corinna doesn't wear much makeup in any of her shows.
I'm not saying anything.
I'm just saying that Karina is hot in person.
But you've seen all of them in person.
I've seen all of them.
Also, I think that is a porn star.
So I did the fact not to go full circle, why also the crossover success.
So I did that porn convention way back in the day, Fat Dave.
I spent like four days at a porn convention doing like mockumentary style interviews.
She would have, you would have stood out like a sore thumb.
Like they're not, a lot of them don't bring the thunder in person.
Like you're very pretty in person.
Not a lot of them.
I mean, I literally just rolled in from a hangover right now,
but thank you.
Yeah, but you, like your eyes,
which you were bragging about the other day, like very pretty.
Yeah, Dave's always like, you have such pretty eyes.
She does.
She did say no.
All right, next.
Oh, no.
Nice.
So Dylan Danis phase banks Jeff Wittek.
I don't know who Jeff Wittek is.
It's really funny because
obviously I would kill
Dildo Danis for what he did to me last night.
He didn't do anything.
Right, right.
You were just a fool.
He tricked me.
He did not trick you.
I did not know that he was public enemy number one.
Yes, I'm very naive.
Faze Banks and Jeff Wittek are completely off limits to me because they're friends with my ex.
I actually have tried to get with Jeff Wittek, and he just calls my
ex and tells him, like, hey,
so off-limits in this game,
but limits in real life.
You just said you tried to fuck him up.
You can't answer this, but
in real life, you can.
What a world.
Ricky is taller.
What?
Ricky is taller. Banks? Ricky is taller.
Banks.
Yeah, he's taller.
So I met Banks the
first time at Saddle
Ranch.
He's a Boston guy.
He follows me.
I know that now I
follow him.
And his girlfriend.
Actually, I'd rather
have Ricky's girlfriend
than him, but she's
not here.
I just can't even do
this.
Well, the answer is
no, you did.
You actually killed
Anna's married phase
and fucked Jeff.
You said that.
No, I can't even say that I would fuck Ricky because of his girlfriend, because I love her so much.
So I'm going to...
But you said on here...
Sorry, I'm going to fuck Ricky and I'm going to marry Jeff.
What are we doing with the banks?
Is that the end of the game?
Oh, that's the girlfriend?
Yeah, that's the girlfriend.
Sweet, amazing girl.
He's built quite an empire.
Banks.
Don't they kind of look alike, too, him and his girlfriend?
She's like a nice dude.
I like anybody who likes me.
Right.
I like Banks.
I've, like, partied with him one time.
So they can do it.
Again, it's cool to see, like, from my perspective, like, Boston people, you're local, too.
Like, Boston people have made it.
It's kind of like that's why I think he knows me.
Josh looks really good in that picture.
We get it.
We get the answer.
Okay, next group. That's it. That's it. All right, so that's why I think he knows me. Dash looks really good in that picture. We get it. We get the answer. Okay, next group.
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sit around or
you can bounce. We just do sections.
Adreads?
No, we'll do adreads.
So, alright, what is
going on with you and
Griffin,
who's now a love triangle parent?
No, Griffin single-handedly ruined my relationship
with that one picture that he posted.
Which was what?
I don't know what's going on.
Okay, so, Griffin, I get a FaceTime the other day,
and I'm just sitting in my room, and he's like,
I need scissors.
And I'm like, why do you need scissors?
And he won't tell me.
So he comes to my room, and he's like,
you need to trim my armpit hair.
And I was like, what?
That's a good move.
I was like, what are you talking about?
So I, like, helped him.
You TikTok looting.
Hey, don't circle me in.
You trim?
All right?
No, I was like, here.
I was like, here, you can have it, because he has, like, bushy-ass armpit hair.
Who cares?
And I was like, okay, here.
And then I posted about it on TikTok, and it went so viral.
So, like, I had the whole internet calling him Bushy Griffin.
Bushy Johnson or something like that?
Yeah, Griffin Bushy Johnson, but he hadn't seen my video.
So he went on live saying, what have I done to be called a Bush?
Like, can someone – it was really funny.
He had, like, no idea.
And my video had, like, almost, like, a million likes.
Like, the whole internet was calling him Bush, and he had no idea why.
And then he found out about my video, and then he posts on his Instagram story.
I saw that you have a Bush.
Yeah.
Which makes it sound like he's aware that you have a Bush.
That makes it sound like we're, like, hooking up.
So is your boyfriend really mad?
Oh, my God, yeah.
He just doesn't believe it.
Whoa, how long have you been with your boyfriend?
I mean, like two years.
Is it still not good?
I mean, it's, like, all right.
But he's, like, he can't believe that he would post that.
Like, it's kind of hard not to believe that.
By the way, I, again, am on, I'm signing with everything.
If I'm the boyfriend here, I'm furious.
Yeah, I know.
But I also see Griff was just making a joke about it.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
You don't want to have, like, this really good, like, TikTok star posting, like, about you.
Oh, oh, as, like, a random boyfriend, you see a good-looking guy posting about you.
And you're going to draw into a world that probably isn't yeah a boyfriend doesn't love so Griffin I also saw you after the party
for Dave Grotman shout out Dave Grotman strawberry um was moon unbelievable awesome um he had this
grand opening party which by the way everybody it takes a lot for me to be, like, impressed. I'm not a grown-up.
But, in fact, people have asked, like, who would you be starstruck by?
And I'm like, I don't think there's anybody at this point.
Chris Rock was a foot away.
Yep.
I almost died.
Yeah, he just walked right by me.
I bought one ticket to a comedy show in my life, Chris Rock.
I think he's, like, the funniest, most genius human.
So in my little cabana, it was Chris Rock, Sean Penn.
Go.
Yeah, you can go.
It was Chris Rock, Sean Penn.
There was a couple other comedians.
It was Beckham.
It was fucking crazy.
It was wild.
So I saw you walking out, though.
That's the point of the story.
His kids are dope as fuck, too.
I met them when I was there.
Yeah, I think I was at Live With Them.
And you introduced me to a girl. And it's and it's like wouldn't she was like not taking no
Finance I'm like Victoria not right now. So she's like we know each other or something. I knew in her new each other
Yeah, it was like a friendly introduction. Like I should know who this person is and she's with breathe
So I think I made him hug. Okay. Yeah, I'm like, who is this person? It's the person who trashes us
You're like, what are you?
You just become friends with people who fucking trash us?
No, no, no.
Wait, whoa, back up.
Who?
Okay, remember the Victoria Paris girl who was blowing up on TikTok thought that I was talking about her.
We brought the video on the show.
She was like, Barstool sucks, whatever.
But then she made a huge apology.
And then she was like...
Making friends with the enemy is pretty...
You've got to keep your enemies close.
Does she not hate us anymore?
I changed the whole demographics view
on Barstool by befriending her.
Okay, fine. I'll let it slide.
Yeah, we'll let it slide.
But it was very awkward.
You've been through a tough week,
so we'll let it slide.
This is on air.
Oh, well, I did the Dixie show.
I don't know if there's anything interesting from that.
That aired the other day. I had fun doing it. It was a produced seat. She made fun of you for your voice. Yeah, yeah, I did the Dixie show. I don't know if there's anything interesting from that. That aired the other day.
I had fun doing it.
It was a producer.
She made fun of you for your voice.
Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
I was going to post something, but I was like, I'll just wait for her to come on.
That was a truly funny line she had.
Now everyone's like, her voice is deep, so what she's talking about.
But I like Dixie.
I had fun doing the show.
We're just whipping through headlines, I guess, here.
Yeah, we are.
Shout out.
Sydney Rains Is verified
So that's the girl who is
I can't even get verified
On Instagram
That's crazy
Dave your dick has the power
To verify people on Instagram
Clout
Insane
I guess that's
The clout
The clout dick
And to her credit
She's taken full advantage of it
We tried
We tried to get Bryce Hall
On this show
Because
It seems like
Addison Rae
Jack Harlow And Bryce Hall Are in a little bit of a love triangle.
I don't know if they're going back together, but they're all at the fight.
And I guess Addison Rae was with Harlow, right?
Now, he's a singer, correct?
Rapper.
And he's like blowing up, right?
He's awesome.
He's killing it.
Like a lot of little girls are obsessed with him.
So I could see that.
Bryce is tweeting like crazy right now.
Yeah.
Because they were like hanging out.
Well, like stuff leaked of him and Addison all like hanging out and kissing each other
at the event too.
So everyone was like, oh, Bradison's back.
And then it leaked Jack Harlow and Addison at the same event.
I think we got to just come to grips with a lot of what we're talking about is very
pretty, young, horny people just bouncing around doing their thing.
Yeah.
When you're that good looking, young, horny people just bouncing around, doing their thing. Yeah, when you're that good-looking, young and rich.
Someone told me about Jack Harlow, a girl,
and they were obsessed with him.
I guess he's, like, and I, like, saw his songs.
I'm lucky I'm obsessed with him.
He's pretty awesome.
She looks good there, Addison, like, very sophisticated.
And he's, like, the guy who plays basketball, too,
and always talks shit, right?
Yeah, yeah, he's the one that's always, like,
joking around, playing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, I don talks shit, right? Yeah, yeah, he's the one that's always joking around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, like, I don't think, I don't think,
we got, like, a fucking circus going on upstairs. Yeah.
I don't know what's going on.
But I don't know if he'll even respond.
You know what I mean?
Jack?
Like, do you think he's even going to clap, Bryce?
If you're in a legitimate, I think, music career
and trying to elevate, it depends depends because Bryce is a huge star.
That's the thing. Bryce is massive.
Yeah, but I think there's probably some distinction.
Like, I'm not going to go almost like the Yachty thing.
It's like I'm not going to go at the TikTok because I don't want to be known as that.
It's like, whatever, I'm dating this girl.
I'm not seeing this girl.
I hooked up with this girl.
Who knows?
How was your Miami trip as we start to wrap this episode of bffs up
oh it all pretty good yeah i mean yeah i feel like it was a good time
gotta do a lot of cool stuff yeah you're everywhere i saw the a-rod thing it's crazy oh wait
before we go
sway boys dancing please play this this was like old school okay you went back in time I think in this one
oh boy that's so bad that was like, like, that might have been, like, two months ago now.
Oh, oh, so fairly recent.
Yeah, I don't think that's too long ago.
So are we still doing this?
So, like, I'm not really, but it's, like, we were doing the Facebook show at that point.
Okay.
And, like, they were, like, film together, film TikTok, because they would try to, like, say it's a reality show.
But they were, like, putting us together and things would be, like, do this together, do this together.
So then it was, like, guys film TikToks together., do this together. So then it was like guys film TikToks
together. Gotta throw it back. So it's like I guess
I gotta fucking check my ass for that cash.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you gotta get the bag.
I don't even know what this other one is. Blake Ray
video that I requested? Same video.
Same video. Yeah, that video
I get sent those and I get lost on
time because it's like, I don't know, I feel
like we're moving out of the
the dance boy stage yeah
really are yeah we were at that i was at the miami heat game yesterday and they were like yes we're
gonna bring you at uh halftime to the dj booth and then like let's hit like some tiktok dances
and i was like you don't really dance on tiktok so i was like i don't do dances and they're like
no no we'll just do it and i was like did you do it fuck so we went out there and i was like the
only one i like really know still is corvette because it's like i don't know you do it? Fuck. So we went out there and I was like, the only one I like really know still is Corvette
because it's like, I don't know, everyone does that one.
So, you know, like Juju and everyone.
So it's like, I was like, I can make, like, I can do that one.
And so we go out and we're like doing it.
And then they kept like four more dance songs.
And where was this being aired?
Like a Trombotron or something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But like people are like sending me pictures from home and stuff like that.
I had to tweet out after.
I was like, I'm not a dancer. I'm white as'm white as fuck like like please don't think i do not have
rhythm so it was it was like i just tried to own it you know i was like it's gonna look did you feel
awkward in the moment no because i kind of went into it just being like i'm gonna look like a fool
but it's like it's whatever and they were just, I was just kind of like letting the cheerleaders lead it. I was like, Oh yeah, these ones.
I,
so I'm known for pizza.
I,
the only thing I can equate that to,
I went to a club in LA maybe like a year or two ago,
Bootsy Bellows.
First time there.
And they're super nice,
but there were fans of the pizza review.
So this is a club.
It's like one in the morning.
And they're like,
we want to do a live pizza review.
I'm like,
I,
I really don't want to do that. I actually am not. And they're like, we want to do a live pizza review. I'm like, I really don't want to do that.
I actually am not able to.
And they're like, please, please.
I'm like, I just know, like, it doesn't translate.
They got the pizza.
And they were like up on the stage being like, come do the live pizza review.
So I get up.
They give me a pizza.
It's like one in the morning.
They stop the music.
Oh, my God.
Like people trying to party.
Yeah. And I'm just sitting there with like a piece of pizza at a club in L.A.
One in the morning.
Half the people don't know who I am.
And I'm just like, oh, one bite.
Rating?
It was as mortified as I've ever been.
I'm a fuck out.
I'm a fuck out.
And then people are like, get this fucking guy out of here.
It was boo.
Fuck this guy.
That didn't translate.
Take your clothes off.
That didn't translate.
All right. 36 thrown by't translate I think that's
pretty much it
that's the end
of the Miami
I think coming up
we are going to get
hopefully
it's so hard
Dixie gets back
at weird times
on LA
but we have Dixie
and Addison
hopefully lined up
for future episodes
hopefully Bryce
so we can
clear up
some stuff
and we should create
as the show continues
to grow
and people are getting
into it
different ideas suggestions to make it interesting like the games whatever but uh
any segments people want to see totally like totally you know one of the number one things
i get is we don't let you talk enough yeah i get that a lot too but but i think it's like a
different dynamic like it came in late yeah and i was kind of just like the mediator but i think
it's getting and i don't feel like we like prevent no there's no yeah it's just it's getting better. And I don't feel like we prevent. No, there's no prevention. It's just a natural flow.
I don't want to interject when I shouldn't.
But there's times when she's able to step in
and relate to the girl or whatever
or bring us back to earth.
Come on. Back down to earth, boys.
Alright, so that's BFFs.
We'll see you next week. We'll be remote again, unfortunately.
But it is what it is.
Alright, cool.