BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - LIVVY DUNNE SHOCKED BY LIVE DM REVEAL — BFFs EP. 89 WITH ANDREW SCHULZ
Episode Date: July 21, 2022We start the pod off joined by Andrew Schulz, who has a new comedy special that he bought off a streamer himself to keep the jokes uncensored. We then get into headlines with Andrew including Tristan ...Thompson and Khloe Kardashian having another baby, JLo and Ben Affleck tying the knot, Elon Musk’s dad having a child with his step daughter, Sevryn moving on from Mads, Sabrina Carptenter releasing a clap back album to Olivia Rodrigo’s driver’s license, Kylie Jenner getting cancelled over 3 minute private jet rides, Addison Rae’s dad commenting on her mom’s Tik Toks, Addison getting her own Barbie doll, Dana White giving Nelk $250k for their birthday, Bryce Hall issuing his terms for the Tayler Holder fight, EmRata divorcing her cheating husband, and Lebron dominating the Drew League. We then are joined by Livvy Dunne to figure out if there is a hint of romance between her and Josh after he tried to buy her bath water, her current NIL deals, her time at Coachella, and whether or not she has become an LA girl. We then accidentally reveal DMs that Livvy did not know we had in the most vicious (but accidental) ambush in the history of the show. We finish with a game of FMK turned KMK with some familiar friends, Tik Tokkers, and exes. Support our sponsors! Gametime: Download the Gametime app at https://barstool.link/GametimeApp and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Takis: Find Takis on Amazon Today and "Face the Intensity" Betterhelp: Go to BetterHelp.com/BFF for 10% off your first month Beis : Go to https://barstool.link/BeisBFF for 15% off your first purchaseYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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All right, BFFs, another episode.
We got double guests this time.
We'll start with Andrew Schultz.
What are you guys doing in there?
Fixing the mics?
Yeah.
Is that better?
Yeah.
Perfect.
Thumbs up.
All right.
So we're good now.
Andrew's in studio in New York.
Josh in LA.
Have Bree and Andrew.
First of all, I don't remember.
I did your podcast, and I don't remember if I said your name once.
Do everyone call you Andrew or Andy? Andrew. You don't like Andy? I your name once do you do everyone call you andrew or andy
andrew you don't like andy i mean nah i'm an adult okay oh i didn't yeah you called him andy when he
first came in yeah he didn't hear it it didn't sound right it didn't sound right so you guys
just met have josh and andrew ever met this is my first time meeting josh yeah yeah this is our
first time okay so all the way across.
I did Andrew's podcast, Flagrant, like a month ago.
Crushed it.
Yeah, we're doing like a home and home.
I don't know if I crushed it because all your videos go nuts.
You get like a million views on everybody you do.
That's not true.
Yours did exceptionally well. But you just had a lot of clips on, and you also burned me pretty early,
which people seem to enjoy.
Yeah, the mid
comment yeah that's why i had to come on he you called me oh you're like what are you trying to
be young and i had to come on the show yeah and i and i forgot that you do a show with a tiktoker
who's 16 years old yo i'm like here's the here's the clip here's the clip white house kind of mid
no i liked it really how old How old are you? 38. You're using mid, huh?
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's crazy.
We've actually been trying to work on this vernacular.
That's crazy.
Why is it crazy?
I think you're a fast one.
Somebody came up to me and said it the other day.
What is that?
Me, but it was like a teenager.
It was a teenager, yeah.
But you use it, right?
No. You buy shorts or like...
No, no.
Mid-cut?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
White house?
You guys like mid-cut.
Have they been on you about that?
No, no, but it's pretty lit.
Like...
So that was it.
And granted, yeah,
I do the BFFs.
Bree's kind of in the middle.
Josh is young.
But they'll be the first to say,
I learned my vernacular through this show. Like, I didn't know is young but they'll be the first to say i learned my
vernacular through this show like they'll i didn't know what cap meant till i was about to say you've
been using cap in the correct way a couple times and it's been like pretty impressive yeah you say
no cap a lot yeah i like it a sold guy's got to learn from the youth you know yeah and mid is
definitely josh you probably use mid right no no i don't say mid i i was trying to throw like a
lifeline so i mean would you all right whatever it you're too old andrew to be using that we'll
get right into it looks like mid is dated is mid dated josh i think it's just been kind of wrecked
by like uh kids that like go into like twitch streamers chats and they're just like oh mid mid mid overused a little bit
do you know where this word comes from?
Portnoy? I mean
no no clue. Josh you want to explain
why mid is used?
I just kind of took it
as it's fucking
like yeah it's like eh it's mid
people call girls average here and there
like if a girl's like not that hot but not, they're like, oh, you're mid.
Average, right?
Mid is just average.
Mid is just average.
But it's almost like worse than average because if you say something, it was okay.
That's not really insulting.
I think if you say it's mid, it's meant as an insult.
Either way, the way Josh just described it, if people are using it, teenagers and Twitter streams.
By the time it got to you
andrew it's time to be retired yeah yeah yeah it was it was done so last time i did it you hadn't
released the comedy special so for those who don't know andrew schultz did a uh comedy special
you produced it all yourself correct well i i did it with i did it with a company i did it with a streamer
a streaming company yeah yeah and then do not do we not say the name is that why some people put
it out i just don't want to be a hypocrite because i have projects coming out with these different
streamers and i like the exec over there he was like a good guy he fought for me but basically
some of his bosses you know everybody's got bosses and they said um after they saw it and after the kind of climate maybe changed a little bit they were like
listen there's some jokes here that we can't fly on our streaming platform so i you know they came
back to me and i was like fuck i don't i don't want to cut any of these jokes you know because i
i built my career on fuck on youtube i built my career on instagram like people know me from
putting out the comedy and what i think is the most authentic way.
And then all of a sudden,
the streamer for the big special
is going to make me change that.
And I was like, I don't want to do that.
So long story short,
I was able to buy it back
and then I'm putting it out myself
and putting it out through my website.
And it's been wildly successful, right?
I mean, when we did the podcast
and it hadn't happened,
now it's happened.
Do you talk about the finances like what what what was the net positive as opposed to just taking putting on the
streamer when you say streamers i don't know which one it is right that you're talking like a netflix
or something like that correct that's a streaming company yeah a big one it's not fucking uh cso
right okay it's so a real one yeah what was the net positive how much were you gonna make
doing it you're uh if you just took the check from the streaming company verse doing it yourself
how much have you made i was gonna make a a million and i put in i was gonna make 1.1 if i
did it by with them and then uh and i put a hundred thousand back in the production myself
because i wanted to film another day.
And then we bought it back.
And I think so far we've made like three and a half.
So triple.
Triple your money.
But the cool thing about it is triple your money, get to keep all the rights, get to do whatever I want with it, keep the audio rights, get to make it the exact way I want to make it.
And that's the coolest thing to me is like, there's another option before that,
you know,
comics are just going,
okay,
I can put it up on YouTube,
but if you're spending $400,000 to make a,
you know,
comedy special,
I don't want to get into the inside baseball too much,
but like it costs fucking money to put up all these cameras and put up,
you know,
to light something properly,
hire all these,
you know,
brilliantly talented people to do all these things.
And then you have to find a way to recoup that a little bit.
And so I think there is a method where we can do it now that's you did it yeah yeah so it was
pretty cool i mean we just put it out so it's been out like a i guess two days so we're gonna
sell it for two weeks on the website and then after that we'll pull it down so how much does
it cost 15 bucks and you buy it through your website yeah and then moment house is the the
site the the company that's streaming it but you could just buy it through your website yeah and then moment house is the the site the company that's
streaming it but you just buy it through my website and i'll take you there but but yeah
that's been the fucking lesson it's been really cool i think people like good jokes and i think
it was a cool story people kind of like attach themselves to but i think people are done with
the censorship thing and obviously companies learn fucking last but it's like once you experience
something and you guys probably went through this with withstool. It's like it's hard to watch like the suits reporting the sports when you have the guys that speak like you, act like you, or saying the jokes like you doing it.
It's taking the condom off.
Like it's very hard once you take the condom off to go back to condom sex.
And I think that's just what happened with the internet.
It just exposed what the real is.
Hard to go back.
Facts. Facts.
Facts.
All right.
I don't know.
So how we do this show.
What percent?
What's your audience?
Who's your audience?
Like male, female?
No, like age.
Like BFS.
We see you young.
I would say probably 18 to 34, maybe 18, maybe 40, maybe 25 to 40 range, something like that.
Yeah.
Pretty cliche answer.
That's pretty much like-
Everyone.
Yeah, I mean-
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody.
Yeah.
I think.
Okay.
I'm hoping.
Well, we'll find out.
We'll get the reaction from BFFs.
Yeah.
So what we do, you're the perfect person probably just to fit in.
We go through the headlines, things are making news,
and then we just kind of talk about it and give your opinion
and what they're thinking.
The first thing we got on here, and these are all kind of gossipy type shit.
Yeah, this is like the TikTok shit we talk about.
We're not talking.
Yeah, this isn't Walter Cronkite.
Oh, can I ask you one?
Can I ask you one?
Yeah.
I want your take on this.
Yeah.
The Elon's dad story.
Oh, is this the one where he went and like had a kid with Elon's stepdaughter or something?
Two kids with his stepdaughter that he's raised since she was four years old.
Yeah.
I heard about this.
When did he have the kids with his stepdaughter?
I mean, I don't know if it matters. Elon's father? Elon's father. Has kids with his stepdaughter i mean i don't know if it matters elon's father elon's
father has kids with his stepdaughter with his stepdaughter that he's raised since she was four
years old two just had the second kid they're not even together it was like yeah she was staying
over at the house shit got wild that was yeah well just a fatherly like daughterly type of night or
i gotta be honest it doesn't even phase me like not even a little bit what do you
mean by that that's crazy that it doesn't phase you at all no because you're into the step kid
porn no no no no no no no no no listen if you told me josh richards down the road had like
father two kids with like a step child i'd be like what the fuck yeah you can say anything
with elon musk and nothing't faze me at all.
I mean, he has like 19 kids.
His new kid comes out every day.
He's naming.
He has it with his secretary.
His wife's name, who I don't know who he's with, is like dot, dot, E, dot, whatever.
It's like a crazy name.
You see him with his towel on coming out of the water.
He looks like an alien.
He bought Twitter.
He didn't buy Twitter.
There's nothing like Elon Musk isn't a real human.
So nothing that is said about you.
You could be like Elon Musk killed 30 people.
Like, all right.
There's just nothing about Elon Musk that can surprise me.
I just that guy.
I just wonder like.
All right.
Like, are you shocked when you heard that?
No, this is this is why I'm shocked, because it was the second kid and we didn't even know about the first one.
That's why I'm shocked.
And I'm wondering if it's like, you know, we saw this happen to you when you started messing with Wall Street.
We've seen it happen to Rogan.
So it's like it jumps around with the guys, right?
It was like Trump and then they need a new Trump.
There's Rogan.
It's popped over you.
And I think Elon, the second he was like i don't like the democrats and
i'm a republican now whatever immediately the teslas are crashing right we're hearing all
these stories about the family and i think it's just like you know this is the system letting
you know you got to play ball that's just that's what i think although there's a possibility in
fact the the the woman who wrote the original article the trash you want on me her second article she
ever wrote she waited a year and a half was on elon basically saying that he gave birth to that
kid but i don't even know how's the report because the kid's name was musk like i and so but that she
did write an article on him the one he had a baby with like his secretary or something oh yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah oh no i think she was an engineer. This is the
recent one? Yeah, the recent one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But Elon Musk, wasn't
he having like threesomes with the
Johnny Depp girl? Yeah, he was fucking with Amber Heard
and Cara Delving. Yeah.
All bets are off on
Elon Musk. Yeah, he's a sex god.
He's a sex god. He is, he's a sex god.
So that's why nothing surprised me with his dad with him when you get that level of money it's i imagine it's eyes wide shut 24 7 like there's just
stuff going on so no it doesn't surprise me it doesn't surprise me but all right we'll cross
that off the headlines it may have been late Khloe and Tristan expecting Khloe.
Oh, this is brilliant.
This is so brilliant.
This is what they're calling the babies that Tristan has on the side now.
They're like, there was a surrogate.
Yeah.
I don't totally get this part of it.
I get the surrogate means another woman is carrying it, right?
He's going to cheat on her again.
So they're just calling all these kids surrogates.
This is Kardashian marketing. Yeah, I again so they're just calling all these kids surrogates this is
kardashian marketing yeah i know they're just marketing it he's gonna have babies everywhere
because he's an nba player and he can't not come in things so they might as well just get ahead of
it and go oh yeah it's our surrogate we were planning this we're planning for him to have
this baby with someone else but this is her baby no i did wait wait wait I'm confused okay so the last season
of the Kardashians
ended with Khloe Kardashian
saying she's completely
done with him
because all he does
is cheat on her
and she'll never have
another kid with him
and now this came out
like two days ago
that she's expecting
another baby with Tristan
via surrogate
but wasn't that before
she caught him cheating
I thought
no
this was the last time
she caught him having
another baby with another woman and then she continued to hook up with him and now then she ended it
and now supposedly she's having another and also why does Chloe need to have a surrogate it's like
you're not busy yeah I well I thought that was like what's the big deal like I was wondering
like can she not get pregnant is that why they're going with... Well, she had her first baby, true, with Tristan.
Yeah, she had a baby with him already.
He's an NBA player.
He's going to hit it.
So it's like, you can carry it.
What are you doing that you don't want to carry?
Is it pure laziness?
It'd be one thing if you're running the country or something.
Well, they don't want their bodies to get fucked up,
even though they've already gone through a ton of stuff.
Right?
That's it.
They don't want their bodies to be fucked up, even though they've already gone through a ton of surgery. Right? That's it. They don't want their bodies to be fucked up.
Their bodies, their pregnancy.
Chloe can handle.
What are you saying, Andrew?
You know, I think.
What are you saying?
I'm just saying, I think Chloe's body can handle it.
It's built for.
I'd put it in Rob if it was up to me.
I would have Rob be the surrogate.
What is this?
Everyone forgets about Rob.
Rob's my favorite literally scene, and I've probably watched, I don't know,
honest, no lie, probably five hours of Kardashians and the history of their series,
which I don't think is a lot. But my favorite scene ever is Rob, when Kim was getting married,
took like, I don't know, it must have been overseas in Europe.
He took like a boat, a plane, whatever.
He showed up and he couldn't fit in some like purple, like Valentino thing.
And then he was too fat.
He just got on the boat, went back.
He'd go to the wedding.
It's like my favorite scene of all time.
And like Chris left the wedding.
Yeah.
Won't give him like 10 grand to help with his sock company. She doing all this shit yeah the poor guy i feel bad he's had it rough yeah this
de moximo thing are you talking about that i still don't really understand i may not basically
understand what the surrogate thing's all about i don't think i do like what a surrogate is no i
know it's someone who carries someone else's baby, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kim did it for one of her babies.
Correct.
Yeah.
All right.
So they put the girl's egg in there.
Yes.
They fertilize the egg, I guess, at the hospital.
They stuff it into a girl that is not going to do much.
But it was already conceived.
The babies are.
This is maybe like where people are like, whoa, Dave, you're really dumb.
Yeah.
The baby was already conceived.
That's why they need the surrogate.
Wait, what?
I think it gets mixed up in the other girl's vagina.
It's kind of like tossing a salad kind of thing.
Like they already did this before Tristan got busted having the other kid, right?
That's why they're stuck with it?
No, I don't think so.
The timeline is this last cheating scandal. the timeline is this this last cheating scandal this happened before
this very last cheating scandal there's already been cheating scandal but this final one this
has already happened correct that's what yeah yeah okay so she's stuck with it and by the way
yeah how many times has he cheated on her thousand i know girls like
want to rally around um chloe be like poor girl it's like at some point it's your fault right
the little safety net the safety net at the end you worded this that wrong it's your fault you're
gonna get fucking ripped to shreds how about this it's your fault to still be in the relationship
yes that's what that's what i meant like if you get cheated on once it's not your fault if you
get cheated on twice that's your fault
that is what I'm saying
how many times are you going to go back to this guy
fool me once shame on you
fool me twice
how many times is a mouse going to get zapped by the trap
before you're like
her whole thing on the show is she's saying
for her child she wants the kid
to have a family and that he
changed she went to therapy or whatever
but then that whole show ended she was never going to be back with and that he changed. He went to therapy or whatever. But then that
whole show ended when she was never going to be back with him because he
cheated so many times. So that's why the surrogate
things are big. Like, what are you doing? He was just
caught in Mykonos walking down
the street with a girl.
But I don't get that. How is he caught?
He's a single guy, isn't he? No, I thought they're back
together. That's why the world
is confused. That's where your surrogate thing
may be true.
Because they're just saying it because it's like well if they're back together if they're back together
i don't know how else to say it you're a dummy like how many times does he have to show his
true color they're both dummies like she's a dummy for staying and he's a dummy for not pulling out
it's like it's so easy yeah yeah yeah he's getting
everyone pregnant is crazy leaving it in yeah it's crazy when you're worth that much that's insane
wait who's worth but kardashians were more than he is yeah for sure so maybe he's leaving it in
chloe how much is chloe worth she's definitely worth more than tristan any kardashian is gold yeah but there's no way
he got another girl pregnant before too oh yeah he he's getting everyone yeah he's like
elon musk spreading the seed a little bit at that's all my he's clearly a scumbag but chloe
just like enough like i i can't have sympathy for her at this point. In the beginning you do and then you don't.
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J-Lo and Ben Affleck tied the knot.
So they're back together.
That was fast for J-Lo.
Broke up with A-Rod.
J-Lo with Ben.
What do you think about this?
What team are you?
Well, I know A-Rod a little bit.
I had dinner with, I've told this story,
I had dinner with J-Lo and A-Rod,
and J-Lo started singing one of her songs.
I didn't know what to do.
It was just like bobbing my head.
It's like, what do you do?
It's like, I have no rhythm.
She's just going.
It was like in Miami.
It was wild.
She's super nice.
I liked her when I met her.
I've never met Aflac.
Do you know Aflac at all, Andrew?
Oh, my God, bro.
She did not start singing the song at dinner and making eye contact.
It was her family and me.
And it was just like a family dinner back room.
And this is all I do.
I was like, yeah, all right.
Do you know these?
Anybody else know them?
Have you met? No. I haven't met affleck no
a rod i fuck with ben affleck man ben affleck's got some great memes yeah he is sexy too i this
is a better piece it's kind of a piece i'm not gonna lie his back tattoo is that's real right
that's horrendous he was going through something yeah you know everybody makes bad decisions
do you think she wore every engagement ring like she's ever gotten to the wedding because That's real, right? That's horrendous. He was going through something. Yeah. Everybody makes bad decisions.
Do you think she wore every engagement ring like she's ever gotten to the wedding?
Because that'd be a power move.
How many times has she been engaged?
It's like at least four.
Five or four, yes. She has the affinity stones.
I think we had six rings when we showed it on that thing.
Six rings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's full on Thanos-ing like the wedding world.
Yeah.
How many times has she actually been?
Mark Anthony she was married to, correct?
Yeah, she has kids with him married to him yep affleck would be two or she married to somebody
else as opposed to just engaged mark anthony affleck was she ever married to a rod a rod no
she was never married to a rod to engage definitely had an engagement yeah mark anthony Yeah, Mark Anthony, O'Janae, Noah, Chris Judd, Ben Affleck, Mark Anthony, A-Rod.
Wow.
I forgot a lot of those.
Severin.
Now, this is, Andrew, when we start dipping into a world that I'm going to guess you have no idea what we're talking about.
Talk to me.
Severin is happiest without Mads.
Severin posted TikTok saying he's the happiest he's ever been with the girl of his dreams.
Someone pointed out that he also said that when he was Mads.
He replied, I was lying then mad's friend indiana came back saying someone tell this boy to shut
the fuck up um i don't have much even i don't have much josh these are i i yeah i mean like i
don't really have much to say about this fair enough i guess he was lying at one point is
severin a person yeah yeah that's a person for sure no i mean but i mean like severin isn't like his real
name obviously no one spells their name s-e-v-r-y-n you know what that reminds me of a little bit i
meant severin whatever like is he actually like i thought he was just a guy who dated mads without
mads he's just kind of a nobody oh my god so you're saying like he's just not a human being
he's not dating no no i mean. I mean, he's not relevant.
He's not,
you guys are really being like trying to show up for Andrew.
That's crazy.
That was a pretty nice.
I know.
That was pretty nice.
I meant he's not a relevant person.
I think he became,
I think he got clout from dating Mads and then now he's.
So now he's a person.
Now he's a person. He's gained his person status Josh
This guy's nothing without Mads
Whoa dude that's kind of crazy
What's wrong with you guys? Why are you reacting like that?
Well he was a nobody
He was just the boyfriend of a girl who was famous
and they break up
He goes back to whatever life he had
Yeah but now he's pursuing the social media.
That's what I was asking.
Yeah, there we go.
Thank you.
And that brings me up to the next point, which I don't know if it's on here.
And Josh, they may have reached out to you because it was the girl you know.
It's the overtime girl who reached.
Like, all right, Bryce Hall.
We showed that picture of a girl on a phone last week.
Sadie McKenna.
Yeah, Sadie.
Sadie McKenna.
And some dude's like, I have so much shit on this girl.
I don't even know who this girl is.
Why do we care about this girl?
Did she reach out to you about that too, Josh?
Sadie reached out?
No, Overtime Megan.
Oh, Overtime Megan was going to shit on the Sadie girl.
Overtime Megan knew Sad to shit on the shady girl. Overtime.
Megan knew Sadie's ex-boyfriend.
Sadie's ex-boyfriend DM me being like, I have a ton of shit.
And I just wrote back.
I was like, who cares about this?
Yeah, I don't.
I haven't been filled in on this.
Megan never told me.
Did they spill anything, Dave?
What they were going to say about her?
No, I just said nobody cares about what is so we posted the clip of that bryce thing and every single comment
is bryce is pursuing a girl that cheated on her boyfriend 20 times so apparently it's public that
this girl cheated on him 20 plus times the one that bryce is trying to slide into now
yeah he got it and he was in the comments being like, good luck, Bryce.
Got it.
Okay, that clears all that up.
And the other girl, nobody... But again, she's a...
All right, let me phrase it this way.
That girl, Sadie, to me,
is a private citizen.
That's better.
She's got a couple million followers.
She's a civilian,
is what you're trying to say.
Yeah, it's like she's not...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's not in the game.
She's essentially saying she's like,
yeah, she's low class.
Well, a low clout.
Doesn't, may not want clout. Yeah, she's not clout farming. She's saying she's like, yeah, she's low class. A low clout. Doesn't may not want clout.
Yeah, she's not clout farming.
But now she's trying to.
Dana White gives Kyle from NELC insane birthday gift.
People are pissed Dana White after he gave Kyle 250 grand for his birthday.
But because Dana has been under fire for paying his fighters very little.
A lot of fighters reached out being like, what the fuck?
Where's our gift? I could see that coming a mile away i don't know the nelt guys do this um i
almost feel like they give 250 grand and then like the guy you give it to gives it to the next guy
and it goes in a circle they throw money around like yeah it's fake crazy yeah it's like doesn't
seem real almost yeah they do like races in the street for like five
hundred thousand dollars like who gives 250 grand cash as a gift for a birthday yeah in a plastic
bag interesting so you don't even believe he actually gave it but dana can't say yo i didn't
really give it because then i believe he gave it but these nelt guys it's constant like moving
around money and shit ah so if you're paying each other,
you're not really losing the money. Maybe.
And that's how they can afford to do it.
Well, they're killing it.
Dana White's obviously like, I don't know how much money
he's got. He can give $250
cash in a plastic bag whenever he wants.
I also think the NELC
boys are doing a lot of promo for the
UFC. They're going to all the events.
They're posting videos about it.
So in a way, it's almost like, yeah, it's a little bit like,
yo, keep doing what you're doing and helping me out with my UFC stuff.
Yeah, so I guess that's what I was driving at.
Speaking of UFC, it may be on there.
I'm heading to London tomorrow.
Patty the Batty and Molly the Meatball fighting Saturday in London.
I'm walking in the entourages with them.
Oh, really?
Oh, that's like a cloak or something that you're
going to wear? Like Undertaker style?
So we have a couple different options that I've been working
out. One is I have like a track
suit, which is just basic. Molly the
Meatball, Patty the Batty. The other is
just a nice suit. Makes me kind of look
like the Money Man. And then the
third is full-blown London. Top hat,
monocle, cane.
I like that one yep
you saw me on the last one yeah yeah so what i was thinking i reached out it is a huge moment
for them it's like they're fighting and i don't want to like be any sort of distraction right but
i did clear it and they're okay with it but i just this is their moment their livelihood they've been
training for they got to win this fight so that's my only thing i didn't want to like make it about me yeah
i did but i didn't if that makes any sense you just got to make sure you don't don't dress up
as anything that is um in any way related to the queen i think where they're from they don't fuck
with the queen ah i think there's like a beef between like liverpool and the royal family i'm
pretty sure i think that okay or no maybe it's the sun they don't like this newspaper okay how would
i dress up as the queen just well no you dress up as the guys that protect it because that was my
first reaction what's you know the the soldiers that don't move they don't say anything like that
would be hilarious if you walked in with that giant fucking hat. And you had no smile on your face.
No smile.
People are asking you questions at the press conference.
You say nothing.
What are those people called?
Soldiers.
No.
They have a specific name.
I don't know.
Yeah.
What is it called?
It's the Buckingham Palace, like whatever they are.
The Queen's Guard.
Maybe.
That could be it.
Yeah.
Could not be it.
Oh, that would be funny.
Google search.
I think you should
dress up as the
Queen's Guard
and then I think
that you should not
say a single word
while you're there
and that will get
more press than
anything you say
that's a good thing
but we gotta make sure
that there isn't
some sort of beef
it might be with
the Sun
the newspaper
it's the Sun right
they printed something
about
basically there's like
a disaster in like
Liverpool fans history
where a bunch of people
died and the Sun
basically blamed it
on the fans but it wasn't the
fans fault exactly so they fucking
nothing to do with nothing with the royal family
you're good to go dress up as the guard from
Buckingham Palace all right and it is
it is called the Queen's Guard the Queen's
Guard that is that actually is not
a bad idea so awesome look into that the
availability of that
it's probably like a party city dude
especially down there there's a
hundred by the way it's 150 degrees the hottest it's ever been this is gonna break thank god
tomorrow um asin ray's dad comments on tiktok asin's dad monty comments on tiktok posted by
s's mom sherry and sherry likes a comment that says this is awkward yikes i mean addison pops is out there right isn't he out there yeah yeah he's out there yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like a slippery slope though because i think they're already divorced
so he's just like a creep how wait is that is that bad that he's out there well he's like with
just like very like young girls oh yeah not yeah. Not like underage, but.
And he's getting like lit up a little bit.
It's probably a little bit embarrassing for Addison.
And I'm a big Addison fan.
Yeah, I just feel bad for Sherry and Addison.
She's got her old doll.
Let's see the doll.
There's an Addison doll in stores.
What level celebrity?
I'm always curious for this, Andrew.
Would you put like in your eyes Addison Rae?
What, like what level
yeah yeah like do you think she's like completely crossed over mainstream like she's a list like a
list or what i don't know i don't know that's weird because i i mean i guess weird why is that
weird uh because uh my value system for like celebrities a little different so like yeah
that's why i was curious oh like for like for me, I could care less.
But that's just because like what she's become famous at, I don't value.
But if there might be – but I recognize she's incredibly famous and she's like one of the early adopters on this platform that absolutely exploded and the whole world knows her.
I get that.
But for me, it's like I could really like what somebody does and not a lot of people know who they are and I'd be like way nervous more nervous to be around them and I see them right in my
little bubble I'm like oh they're fucking a-list and nobody knows who the hell they are right I
don't it's a weird way to answer the question Charlie you think weird no I know I know I know
I mean I think she's you think she's like an a-list celeb right now I mean like yeah yeah
your parents don't know who she is.
No, they don't.
There's levels to this.
But I mean, if we're going to use my parents as the judgment for anything, then...
That's what I use for mainstream A celebrities.
It's like they know who Justin Bieber is.
My parents know who Justin Bieber is.
They know who Leonardo DiCaprio is.
They don't know who Addison Rae is.
So those are a...
I think Addison Rae can get into any event in the world that she wants.
I don't think Addison Rae can get into Carbone tonight if she wants to.
Oh, definitely.
Definitely.
Come on.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah, she can.
It's different.
New York's different than L.A.
New York is like in New York.
She went to the fucking Met Gala.
She got invited to the Met Gala.
Who goes to the Met Gala? The A-list fucking people invited to the Met Gala. Who goes to the Met Gala?
The A-list fucking people go to the Met Gala.
Come on. What do you mean get out of here?
50-year-olds at the Met Gala.
Kids don't give a fuck about the Met Gala.
Dude, if you go to the Met Gala, you are a loser.
I couldn't think of...
I would go to the Met Gala so
fast it would make your fucking heads
why, Dave? You don't need their
approval. You don't need their approval you don't i don't
i don't i want to see it i want to see what it's all about what it's all about it's the met it's
a museum you walk in it's free every other day people no it's the craziest charity of all time
it's the crazy they raise millions for like an art museum it's nuts but i would love to go to
the met gala love why why you've got what everybody in the Met Gala actually wants.
Everybody in there, what they actually want, you already have.
You're going to be in there.
You're going to be miserable.
Then I can leave.
Oh, you just want to know.
I want to go.
He wants to see it.
Yeah, you want to see it.
I think Dave wants to go for the same reason everyone else goes,
just so people talk about him and then take photos of him.
It's just crazy.
Not that.
The whole thing's nuts.
And by the way, if we look at the celebrities that went, it's A-list.
It's pure A-list.
It really is.
I mean.
I guess you have a different list.
I've never thought the Met gal was cool.
I thought it's the dumbest shit ever.
I don't know that's cool.
You dress me up in some fucking outfit that I don't want to wear.
I'm uncomfortable for the whole night eating shitty food
in the culinary capital of the world. I'm sitting
at the fucking museum that I've been going since
I was in elementary school. I go to the same
fucking museum. How do you know
shitty food? Because everybody that I've
spoken to has went there and said it's shitty food.
Okay.
Well, if a Met Gala is listening,
I will take your advice. Okay, ready?
Ready? Okay.
Floor seats for the NBA Finals or the Met Gala?
Oh, floor seats, NBA Finals.
Yeah.
No doubt.
Yeah.
Okay.
Not even a question.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm just trying to see order of priority.
Yeah.
No, not even a question.
Charlie and Landon aren't holding back.
Charlie posted a picture of her and Landon kissing on her Instagram story.
Does Dave still disapprove of this relationship?
Yeah, I hate this relation.
Charlie DeMello, another one that you wouldn't put in your celebrity list.
And Landon Barker, Travis Barker's son.
I hate this relationship.
I saw Charlie last night, actually, at Rub's little like MLB all-star party.
It wasn't actually.
It was pretty.
Ruben's parties are dead to me.
I know they are, but it was pretty cool, man.
It was pretty dope.
Like Travis Scott was out there performing.
Odell Beckham walked right by me.
I was like, that was the first time I think I've ever been starstruck in my life.
I just love Odell Beckham.
But no, yeah, Charlie was there and Landon was there.
I didn't see Landon but I did see Charlie
she like
we were matching actually
a little orange action
it was pretty cute
adorable
who'd you go with
did you
I just
I just went with my
like my uh
Chris
like my agent
got it
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Bryce Hall
calls out Taylor Holder.
Bryce Hall tweeted his conditions
for fighting Taylor Holder.
Hey, Taylor Hold balls.
I heard you're reaching out for a boxing match.
I'm down under a few conditions.
Whoever sells more tickets gets all the money.
You make a public statement
to why you sent your friend cease and desist letters.
You respond to SA allegations.
Whoa. Yes. Whoa. That's a tweet and a half. to why you sent your friend cease and desist letters you respond to sa allegations whoa
yes whoa that's a tweet and a half are you guys gonna be able to even do this fight dave if
like you think with the condition of whoever sells more tickets gets all no so we we've looked into
it and i talked to bryce and i'm like what's your number to do this fight and he wrote back
that the only way he'll do it is what he said whoever sells the most
tickets gets to keep all the money it's a ridiculous clause it's never going to happen
so you can't say you want the fight when that clause is in there because no fight in the history
of fights would that clause ever get approved so it's not as long as Bryce Hall is saying
whoever sells the most tickets keeps all the money,
you don't really want to fight because that's not happening under those conditions.
There's no way to prove it.
I mean, you could give them links or whatever, but two guys fight, they both get paid.
Yeah.
That's what I said to him.
I said, I don't see this fight happening.
Well, he could do that very easily.
Just put his own purse up.
Like, you don't have to do it on your back end.
They could make a bet between one another,
and then the person who gets paid gets to keep all the money.
Just do that on the side.
But Taylor doesn't want to do that.
And I don't blame him.
Yeah, if you're going to fight, get paid.
He also knows, like, it's not even trying to be a diss on Taylor.
It's just like Taylor knows he's not going to sell as many tickets as Bryce.
Did he respond at all?
To him, it just makes no sense.
It makes no sense. Did he respond at all? It just makes no sense. It makes no sense.
Did he respond?
Who?
Taylor.
Yeah, they gave us a number that we were floating around.
It's like, maybe, maybe.
How much?
It was seven figures.
How many?
What?
How many?
We weren't going into the twos.
Okay.
But when I talked to Bryce to try to start doing the math, that's what he.
I was like, what is your number to make this happen?
It's like we're not like the other fight thing that we pay.
We all get paid instantly.
You can make a lot of money.
And he didn't give a number.
He said, well, the only way I'll do it is that if the winner, whoever sells the most pay-per-views gets it all.
It's like, well, I thought it's not happening then.
Would you pay one of them more than the other other though? Or would it be like an even?
I think you could do it with a winner fee.
You could give them each something and then the winner gets more.
Yeah.
Like a significant bonus.
That's what the UFC does, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But Bryce, this is not, Bryce can say wants to fight.
And I don't know if Taylor would ever agree on the number,
but if the answer is always I don't want the other guy to get anything,
no fight is going to get made that way.
Yeah, yeah.
I get what he's trying to say because he's like,
I don't want Taylor to make money off of me.
I think that's his thought process, right?
It's like, well, I don't want to fucking give this guy clout
and money on top of that.
But isn't the benefit you get to beat him up?
And get paid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll see.
I don't have high hopes.
Who do you think would win?
Based on what I...
I don't know.
I think Bryce fought that guy who was pretty good.
Taylor didn't look good.
I think it would be a fairly even fight.
A good fight.
Yeah, I think so too.
Sabrina Carpenter releases
Clapback album. Sabrina Carpenter released
the Clapback album
Emails I Can't Send. After she was caught
in the middle of a firestorm, that was
Olivia. Oh, this is the Olivia Rodrigo
driver's license girl.
Yeah.
Sabrina was famously the other woman who received
a ton of hate. Is now using her album to speak out
The problem is
That driver's license song
Was like a mega mega mega hit
I've seen the song
Like the one song that she
Made
I think it's the one that she has like this shirt here
Where it says like on the front I'm a homewrecker
On the back it says I'm a slut
Cause like it's talking about like all the hate she's gotten
and like hate comments and all that.
I've seen that song all over TikTok
for the last like two days.
Like mega, just like every video I go by,
I feel like I see that song.
Yeah, I don't think you can beat
Driver's License though.
It's hard.
Can we see the song then?
Let's see the songs.
I was only trying to hold you close
While your heart was failing
It's not an illusion just
two kids going through it you said i'm too late to be your first love but i'll always be your
favorite now i'm a homemaker i'm'm a slut. I got death threats filling up my truck.
Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a job.
That's fire, I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, lean in, I like that.
Lean in.
Yeah, I don't, totally, the story's muffled in my head.
But clearly, what, she...
So, Olivia Rodrigo said that her boyfriend left her for her. is muffled in my head, but clearly what she... So Olivia
Rodrigo said that her boyfriend
left her for her.
Got it. For Sabrina,
yeah. So she's the homewrecker
slot, but it's really the guy's fault
because the guy was telling two girls that he
loved them. Oh, he was misleading
Olivia. That's
the way she takes it, Sabrina, yeah.
And the dude's a musician
too right he made a song i think as well yes wow everybody yeah everyone's just out here making
money like making songs wow props to him i mean this is i can relate to that i can relate to that
i made a song once on a kid that i didn't like so i did but so have i this is like the this is the
the song version of Rough and Rowdy.
Yeah.
Instead of boxing it out, you just do the song.
How many streams are you going to get?
Yeah.
Exactly.
This is smart.
You've got to get into the music business, Dave.
You think I haven't released one of the great diss tracks of all time?
Of course I have.
Rise, Page, Use, Rise.
I would say Still Softish might be a little bit.
That one is bigger.
I have a little older demo, but I'll tell you this.
If you release yours now, it'll be better.
Rise Patriots Rise goes hard as fuck.
It does go pretty hard.
Play a little, Andrew.
This is a rap song I made.
Play it.
It's about KFC.
It's about KFC.
It's about KFC.
Rise Patriots Rise.
You said Rise Page Views.
By the way, this is about KFC. Do you and KFC actually hate Rise Page Views. By the way, this is
about KFC. Do you and KFC actually
hate each other? Dave, I can never tell.
At times. Yeah, it seems
like that. It seems like there's some
tension there. By the way, these numbers are way off. It was you
bigger on SoundCloud. Play this.
Oompa
oompa doopity dee
If you are wise, you'll
listen to me. Fuck Kevin Clancy.
You should have left it alone.
Now I will remind you who's on the Iron Throne.
See, I'm Jordan.
You're pipping.
You're tripping, bro.
This is my fucking business.
You're living off.
I'm the freaking balls crushing summers on the beach.
When I met you, you were crunching numbers like a geek.
You're more like Marvin.
Without me, you would be starving. You skinny fat a geek. You're more like Marvin without me.
You would be starving.
You skinny fat.
Stop my wallet.
All right.
We got it.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
We started this podcast by you telling a story about being out to dinner with J-Lo and how
incredibly awkward it was that she started singing one of her songs.
Right.
And then at the first opportunity, you were like, you guys got to hear my song.
Guys, I'm telling you, I got a song.
It's actually amazing.
Have I played it in two years?
Have we played this?
Yeah.
Maybe like twice.
Oh, bro.
It goes fucking hard.
It does.
You skinny, fat fuck.
You're starting to look like my wallet.
Yeah, son. Hey, listen, you skinny, fat fuck. You're starting to look like my wallet.
I spent an entire summer writing those lyrics on the beach.
LeBron dominates the Drew League.
LeBron dropped 42 on former shit talk Drew League.
And then the guy had his old LeBron tweets exposed on Twitter.
I hate LeBron.
I know everything about him.
I fucking hate him. I think he's awesome. Everything about him. I fucking hate him.
I think he's awesome.
You love him.
I don't know how anyone can love him.
The things he says.
First of all, within the last three weeks, he said,
Brittany Griner is like, maybe she won't want to come back to America.
She's stuck in fucking prison in Russia.
She said, all Boston's racist.
So I don't like the guy.
Yeah, no shit.
He dropped 42 in the Drew League.
Yeah, I think it's the drew league yeah yeah i think it's it's dumb when people are like lebron's coming back for a
crazy year yet again he dropped 42 points it's like yeah he's playing against like guys that
just came back from their nine to five he's one two arguably best players of all time i get like
all right he didn't make the playoffs he's never won a playoff series with the Lakers. So he
won a game in the Drew League. Who fucking
cares? You say he never won a playoff series
with the Lakers? That's what I said.
Didn't he win?
No, no, no, no. If you don't have to play road games,
that don't count. The bubble don't count.
All right. Fair, fair, fair, fair. I get it.
I get it. Especially when you have soft
like Teflon tissue paper like he is.
Amirata def divorces her husband.
This one's crazy.
Emily Radjikowski, I think universally one of the most gorgeous women who ever lived.
Yeah.
Allegedly divorcing husband and father to her child after finding out he is a serial cheater.
I thought this was, my friend was hooking up with him last, like a year and a half ago.
I thought this was my friend was hooking up with him last like a year and a half ago.
I thought in New York, like I thought it was just like an open relationship because everybody knew that he cheated on her.
Who is this friend you have that hooks up with everybody?
I can't say her name.
Is it the same friend?
Is it the same friend?
Same girl?
Did we say the name of her in the last pod though?
No.
But is it the same girl?
No.
Yeah.
All right.
There she is.
You said the name of the Pete Davidson girl.
Yeah.
In the last podcast. It's that girl. It's not that girl. What's her Instagram name of the Pete Davidson girl. Yeah, in the last podcast.
It's that girl.
It's not that girl.
What's her Instagram?
It's so that girl.
Look at that little grin.
She's got like a Josh grin on her face when I lie about shit on this podcast.
I can see it.
I can see it.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you right now from the Instagram if it's that girl or not.
Okay, go.
This is the girl hooked up with Reggie's husband.
Yeah.
No, this is.
Wait, you know the answer Andrew I'll
know by looking at her Instagram
by looks or you know yep
guaranteed
because she's the one so you know have
information oh no just I'm
prejudice yeah
prejudice but it also
wasn't just her like she was saying he was hooking up with a lot
of people too yeah where are all these friends coming from brie new york man there's like your new friend
group no this is my friend like two years ago so it's not the same girl davidson no and it's not
you have never met her oh and she just hooking up with this guy is like oh you are in an open
relationship why would anyone think emily rad oh, you are in an open relationship? Why would anyone think Emily Radzikowski is
in an open relationship? Well, that's what I said.
But, I mean...
Clearly not.
Yeah, people want to hook up with
people like that. Some people don't care
if they're married. Yeah, maybe they were.
Maybe they weren't. I mean, it's a wild move.
It was like... Yeah. Yeah, that's
like the Jay-Z cheating on Beyonce
thing. It's like, whoa. Yeah, I mean, look at her. But this guy's also like a nobody, too. It's not even like a Jay-Z cheating on Beyonce thing. It's like, whoa.
Yeah, I mean, look at her.
But this guy's also like a nobody, too.
It's not even like a Jay-Z thing because he's just no one.
Yeah, Jay-Z's just like a New York guy.
He's like a severed.
He's just like, he's not even a person.
Do you think girls want to hook up with him because of Radzikowski?
Yeah.
Well, you're a girl, but I imagine there's some social proof there.
For sure, yeah.
Kylie Jenner canceled over a three minute jet ride kylie jenner
one of the main targets celebrity private jet tracker twitter page after kylie posted instagram
of her and travis both standing as to their own private jets how do you take a three minute ride
what does that mean how that doesn't make sense i i gotta think it actually takes more time out
of your day to go take a private jet ride for three minutes than it would to just drive to
whatever place you're going to they're saying saying she takes a boarding, doing all that.
Come on.
They're saying she takes 15 minute rides to avoid 45 minute drives.
But that would assume the plane has to be in your backyard, essentially, which may be for the Kardashians.
It is.
Yeah.
No.
But there's no way.
There's no way they have a plane in their backyard.
And even going up and down, it's like, that's kind of crazy.
Like, I could understand, like, maybe like a helicopter, right?
Like, that's a little quicker.
Gremlins director slams Baby Yoda.
What the fuck?
They're saying, oh, they're saying Baby Yoda kind of looks like the Gremlins.
Honestly, I'm a Baby Yoda stans. And I like the Gremlins, but come on.
Are we boring you, Andrew?
No, I just don't know about Baby Yoda.
You're not a big Baby Yoda guy?
No, yeah, I guess Baby Yoda did look kind of like it.
I did think that when I first saw it.
But yeah, gremlins
give it a rest my dude yeah farming to influence people are not happy with a mom after she used
her kid repeatedly to record her tiktok dances but a man made a tiktok in support saying in the
past kids have used kids used to have to work on their parents farm for them and this is the new equivalent I like that
put them to work bro
put them to work put them the kids to work
man some stuff
from us we had Andrew Tate do you know this
guy Andrew Tate this guy
is what he's done to like
take over fucking TikTok
crazy it's unbelievable
like truly unbelievable the guy's
not even in America.
No.
He also doesn't even have his own TikTok.
He doesn't even have his own TikTok.
Dude, it's like every swipe on a Reels or a TikTok or even shorts on YouTube, you're like three swipes away from him, and it's remarkable what's happened.
I don't think this has ever happened before.
No, not in this way.
Not in the way it is happening right now.
I tip my cap to josh
because i had never heard of him till we had him on last week and but now he's all my mentions
sam he bodied you he did this i had a guy out of bar he's like you think andrew tate is wrong i'm
like what do you mean he's like everything he said was right i'm like you think women's property
like a house or a dog he's like well no it's like and he does bounce that line but he was out there and it is
gonna be a huge episode i mean i mean i've never seen i've never seen a repost of our clips like
i did from that podcast like that was ridiculous like i came back from like on wednesday nights
like we'll post a podcast i usually have like an acting class like right as the podcast airs and
then i'll come back and it'll be like 10 o'clock you have an acting class yeah i do acting class
every wednesday do you feel weird doing that i always thought that'd be weird um
you know what that's actually it's it's funny because i did like at the start when i first
went it was a little bit like it was a little nerve-wracking i mean i'm like the youngest by
probably like six years in the class and then maybe four years in the class and then as well
it's like 15 20 strangers
that i had like no idea who they were and like going and presenting scenes or working with a
scene partner but when i came back from it this week and i was scrolling through my tiktok not
only were like the bff clips doing great it was like every other video on my for you page was a
repost from our podcast by one of those andrew tate accounts on tiktok that just repost all of his content yeah i've never been called beta so much yeah just yeah i'm like what you got
bodied you're a cuck you're all over yeah people people were actually praising me people were like
yo josh just sitting back laughing and enjoying the show and i was like that's the thing is like
he's he's clearly playing a bit of a character. He has to be. Yeah.
And I think he's leaning into it.
And I think he's he's naturally funny.
Like he understands how to be funny or entertaining.
And he's like saying things in a hyperbolic way and like the funniest way possible.
Right.
So they're super clippable.
They go crazy.
There's also like an endless amount of like men on the Internet who can't get pussy and are angry at women.
So they love to see a dude explain why their life is horrible and uh i think he's kind of filling like the kevin samuels void
you remember kevin samuels you remember who i don't know he was you guys don't know who he is
okay if you look up kevin samuels you guys will kind of he was doing like some of he was kind of
like raiding women like they would call they'd say who they were and he'd say what they got to do get their life together etc and uh he died and um i think andrew tate yes kind of slid in and like
taking it to another fucking level it's just he's also he also he is entertaining he's clearly very
smart and he also almost lulls you to sleep by saying things that aren't overly controversial
and then when he says something it's like
but yeah it was a big episode
I traded DMs with him after
he actually he's like if you're in London
let's get a beer but he
he's not gonna be there when I go
this account
this ballers on snapchat
out of the clouds a million
people how a soft 5 landed
a solid 10
can we like pull up the paper can
andrew see it can andrew i see it right here yeah yeah it's just a vicious blindside attack
if i said something like that watch it i haven't seen the video i don't have snapchat it's just
straight lies all right it was just shocking to me i didn't i didn't i didn't think like
social media social media really slandered females like that that often.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Hope your f***ing barstool sports bulls*** dies and rots in the ground just like your honey.
We're 20 years, though.
You're f***ing ugly, by the way.
You're f***ing ugly.
No, that's good for the video.
I don't know you so far.
Dave Portnoy is the complete opposite of the well-mannered CEO that stays out of the spotlight
instead he negotiates
million dollar deals on roof deck parties
publicly shows off the young models
he dates and even leaks his own nudes
stay tuned to find out more
about the king of bar stool sports
and if he's really as good at business as he claims to be
Dave Portnoy
aka El Presidente
as his fans call him
started from humble beginnings.
So now that he has four brands under his name and is worth $150 million,
he uses his upbringing as a lens to explain his outlandish spending.
Currently, Dave owns five mansions, but assets aren't the only thing he spends huge on.
He takes 20-year-old models on crazy yacht trips and brags about dating cheerleader types online.
His fan base loves the inside peek at his love life, and Dave isn't afraid to let them in on intimate secrets.
A wild intimate tape leaked of him and 22-year-old model Sydney Raines.
But it's rumored that Dave was the one who leaked it just to show off.
Everybody does it.
Like, oh, newsflash, grown man.
But El Presidente does spend his money seriously as well.
He's always looking for new ways to grow his brand, Barstool Sports,
which includes signing million-dollar buyout deals with podcasters and other celebrities
who aren't afraid to speak their mind either.
One such celebrity is Alexandra Cooper,
who is now actually in a huge fallout with Dave over $30 million.
Originally, Alexandra Cooper hosted the Call Her Daddy podcast, which was owned by Bar
School Sports and Dave.
After the podcast blew up and started getting 10 million monthly listeners, Alex wanted
more money, way more money.
At a rooftop party in Miami, hosted at Dave's mansion, of course, Dave offered Alex and
Sophie F., Alex's co-host,
$2 million each to finish out their three-year contract with him.
They declined, thinking they could weasel out of their contract,
but Dave counter-offered with a new $30 million deal.
Again, Alex and Sophia said no.
Dave then threw in the towel and took to ranting on Twitter
about how Alex and Sophia were the most disloyal
and greedy
people he's ever worked with. You lost the call her daddy battle by being an idiot. According to him,
the two girls fumbled a 30 million dollar bag. Yet after all this trash talking Dave, Alex Cooper won
the court case and so call her daddy the Spotify for 6060 million in a private deal. Completely cutting out Dave.
So who really fumbled the bag?
He's got quite the gambling itch.
That's basically the lies part of it.
Yeah, that wildly off base on like a lot of it.
But that start, you kind of look boss.
Five mansions.
I can't tell if it makes me look better or worse when it's all said and done.
This is the greatest compliment you can get.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You don't want anybody to be like, he deserves her.
Oh, you're saying how a soft five landed the solid ten.
Who gives a fuck what you are?
You got the ten.
It doesn't matter.
I tweeted out, you really have to hate my guts
To call my girlfriend a soft 5
Blinding your judgment
Whatever a hater is going to hate
So that was that
We got one video to react to
That wasn't it right?
No
Alright what's the video to react to
And then we can let Andrew get out of here
And give us one more time
Where to get your special
After this
Oh yeah and it'll give us one more time where to get your special after this. Oh, yeah.
I tweet, that's Joel Embiid doing the aura,
a horror at a Jewish wedding.
I tweet, I think the horror goes down as maybe the number one get
people on the dance floor song at any special event everybody you must know this and everybody
if you're not if you're jewish you know you hear it doesn't matter if you're 104 can't walk
can't see you get your ass on the floor that's how that that song works 100 so yeah it's very funny
yeah it's uh because there's no rules really or the rules are
very simple correct so you're never doing it wrong and there's no like uh like sexual implication
when you're dancing with somebody like i can bring you into the dance and you don't think i'm hitting
on you yeah we're all just having to jump in a circle exactly yeah and the chair is going up
it's great it's great dance all right so thank you for joining, Andrew, one more time.
Tell everybody how to get your special.
Oh, theandrewschultz.com.
Go check it out over there.
It's going to be up for another, I think we take it down August 1st.
Why are you taking it down?
I think that I want to create a sense of urgency to go get it.
What I wanted to do with the special initially is I want everybody to watch it the night of.
And that was fucking awesome for hundreds of thousands of people to like a pay-per-view event for a comedy special.
I think too often now, like a special comes out kind of like Netflix and people like, yeah, I think blah, blah, blah is a special.
I'll get around to it.
Then you never get around to it.
The only time you might watch it is if there's like some crazy controversy.
And this is like people had fucking watch parties for it and like people
enjoying it reacting to it like it was a fucking sporting event and i think if i just leave it up
there forever there's not as much of an incentive to go get it you know so this one yeah it makes
sense yeah do you think you're gonna do you think you're gonna start like doing this with a lot of
specials like do you think this might be your new way of kind of like showing off your your work i
like the idea i like the idea of
other comics doing this i like the idea of doing it myself i think the scary thing was obviously
like you're gonna you know i'm gonna find out exactly how much i'm worth by myself the the cool
i mean you're worth three times more than whatever streaming service thought you were worth right
and now it's like if you want me to do it on a streaming service you got to pay me three times
more than that yep you know what i'm saying because if i could do it on a streaming service, you got to pay me three times more than that. Yep.
You know what I'm saying?
Because if I could do it by myself,
you can't,
I can't be making the same with you.
So yeah.
The old Warren Buffett quote,
which I attribute to him,
I think is him.
The most powerful thing in the world is eyeballs.
That's it.
So you can do a lot of different things with it.
Yeah.
So that's,
that's the exciting thing about this is,
you know,
and then just owning it,
being able to like put out whatever I want on YouTube, Instagram, Tik TOK, like I get to control the content. So that's the exciting thing about this is, you know, and then just owning it, being able to like put out whatever I want on YouTube, Instagram, TikTok.
Like I get to control the content.
So that's very exciting.
And yeah, and the people fucking supported it and they spread the word.
And that was awesome.
That was the scariest part.
But the most gratifying is people rallying behind you and wanting you to fucking win.
That is I'd take that over like a network rallying behind me
any fucking day all right appreciate it buy it go get the special uh thanks for coming on man
yeah thanks yo thanks nice to meet you josh thank you nice to meet you
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get back to the show all right uh welcome libya done with josh yeah we don't have too many of
these that we've done like repeat guests how many have we how many have we done repeat guests like nine or ten rice yeah there's
a few who really i'm so happy to be back no i'm so happy so from last time we had you
you've become an la person i have not you're just visiting yeah i'm just visiting i'm here for the
espy awards and i'm still at LSU.
So then, Austin, what are you telling me she's an L.A. girl for?
I said she was in the video of Josh and Mia at that party.
What was that look for? I was.
She was in the video, yeah.
I was just there for a good time.
Okay, but you're not living in L.A. or anything?
No, no.
I have family in Malibu so I go and visit
them all the time and stuff like that okay all right so then that's right off the bat incorrect
um 19 years still doing the LSU thing I will say you maybe because the algorithm's so smart I see
your ads more than anybody else we've ever had on this show like if I'm on Instagram I get your ad
I feel like five times a day. Oh, my gosh.
Is it for the leggings or the...
I don't get them.
I get them all the time.
What are they for?
That's so funny.
What is your main company that you're doing?
Viore.
It's like an athletic wear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get the Viore stuff, yes.
All the time.
All the time.
To be fair, I don't really buy leggings that often,
so I guess it just doesn't think I'm going to.
Yeah.
Neither do I.
As far as I know, I've never bought leggings.
Maybe it's like your phone knows you have a girlfriend, though, Dave.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's like, ah, maybe.
Maybe Solana wants the leggings.
The algorithm knows.
So you're in town for the ESPYs.
What do you do?
Are you part of it, just in the crowd?
What are you like are you part of it just in the crowd like what are
you doing yeah so i got invited and i'm gonna go on the red carpet and i mean i just get to like
dress up and do a fun event so i was like why not come so you're just like a special guest kind of
thing like you're a guest that got invited to go to the espy's yeah yeah that's who are you going with i'm going with my agent oh all right now last time we had you on josh was trying to slide into your dms didn't
really work because you well well i don't know if i like tried to slide it did i try to oh you
tried to like take your bath water from her or something right yeah no but that was like a funny
video you know what i'm saying that's like i just a comedian. Josh, how do you not even remember?
No, you're very memorable to me.
It was just, you know.
Yeah, I would say it looks like we have the clip,
so we can watch it.
All right, we can watch it.
Okay, special guest, Libby Dunn.
Welcome to BFFs.
Hi, thank you for having me.
You're welcome.
So let's like cut right to it.
Like, how do you and Josh know each other?
Would it be like...
Yeah, let's cut to it real quick.
How much for your bath water, dead ass?
So this is just going to be like a flirt session?
Yeah, me and Dave should have maybe even came.
Me and Brie can just sit and do our shit,
and you guys can just flirt?
Wow.
That's what it's going to be.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
That seems like how it's going to be.
No, I have a boyfriend.
Shot to the heart.
Josh, shot to the heart.
What do you think about that?
Did you know that, Josh?
I didn't know that.
All right, this interview is over, clearly.
Get permission.
So how's it going with that boyfriend now?
That didn't age well.
Yeah, it didn't.
No, that just did not work out.
Was that what you guys were talking about earlier?
Yeah.
When?
Yeah.
What? Was it a public breakup livy well i'm i mean i tried to keep the relationship more private because you know how
like public relationships are like they're so crazy but uh yeah i mean it wasn't like a messy
breakup or anything i haven't really like talked about it but it just like did not work out he
didn't really love me being in the public eye or anything like that so i was like this is like not
gonna work did he cheat on you is that what you guys were talking about am i making this up i i
don't know i don't know if that's public yeah that was yeah well how would you guys know it
so the girl i like i said we can cut all this but the girl yeah we can cut this
we won't cut it though i think the boyfriend was with at the time sent us all the dms between her
and livy uh being like here's like me with your boyfriend in bed yada yada yada what so livy
this is all news to her yeah we were talking about this off someone submitted it to you guys yeah i think it was the actual girl i didn't know that's what we were talking about before yeah
what a crazy not on the podcast though well she's like i this she is pretty recently she's like i
have proof and i was like first of all you're the girl and second of all this was like eight
months ago it's like and also we would never put this out oh my gosh i mean i'm not the one saying it but like that's crazy that someone
yeah that's nuts that is pretty crazy is that not the one saying though are you like i think
it's more nuts to take a photo like next to someone's boyfriend and then send it into the
bfs podcast and be like hey oh no she sent us the dms between her and livy oh okay okay okay well don't show them no
well that's so crazy so you're a crazy girl i have no comment yeah in terms of like all-time
ambushes and we're not trying to ambush you living because i had no idea about this is pretty big
like and we don't have a negative way because like I said, we don't have to.
But that's crazy to find that out this way.
So A, this girl's a scumbag.
Yeah, she was clearly doing it for clout
if she was sending it into BFF's podcast.
It's the only reason she did it.
Yeah.
100%.
Both a scumbag.
All right, so we move past that.
We won't even give her the name or the clout.
Trash.
She's trash.
He's trash.
That's like actually so crazy. Wow. You the name or the class. Trash. She's trash. He's trash. That's actually so crazy.
Wow.
You're going to the ESPYs.
Yeah, look at you.
Next subject.
And it seems like we have a new guy.
Harry Raptus.
Guys, he's just my friend.
The videos don't make it seem like he's your friend.
Yeah, right.
I thought you were giving a little head scratch.
That's pretty romantic. Let's see the I thought you were giving a little head scratch. That's pretty romantic.
Let's see the video.
That's some sensual ass shit.
Put me on blast.
That's some sensual ass shit.
Well, this isn't a blast if it's there.
Oh, I've seen these.
Mike, we're on video.
I don't got no type.
No.
Bad bitches is the only thing that I like. Okay.
Some close friends.
A little more.
It's like playing in bed videos and things like that.
A little tough to believe, just friends.
Okay, I will admit it.
I had known of him for a really long time
because he was popular on, I think,
VSCO and Pinterest went viral. Yeah, he was like a Pinterest boy. So I and like pinterest like went viral so i was like
oh my god like who is this guy like harry rafters wait so what does that even mean like i'll explain
it i'll explain it he blew up essentially like it was a while ago like a long time ago like way
pre-tick-tock and shit uh it was when i was in like maybe freshman year of high school i want
to say maybe like my sophomore year.
But there was just a picture of him on the internet that fucking blew up.
It was kind of like one of those – who was that guy that was at like Target or some shit?
Yeah, yeah.
Hot Target guy.
Hot Target guy.
It's a lot like that.
It's a lot like that.
Like it was just one photo of a kid that somehow blew the fuck up, went all over Pinterest and like VSCO and all the girls.
Oh, he didn't have his own pinterest no there's other people other people like posting
his photo yeah yeah yeah so like i saw those pictures and i was like oh like i thought he
was cute so then like a few years later i we like got to like know each other and stuff and then he
invited me to his formal and like i was homeschooled in high school and i didn't get to go to like school dances and like things like that so i was like you know what i'm
gonna go and like we're just friends but like it was really fun and stuff to like get dressed up
and like have a date for the night so friends though or not friends friends friends i uh i'm
single i'm single all right we are not together but straightforward and to the
point um what else do we have on you've been hanging out well you already talked about the la
tiktok you were in the me and nessa video um you become close friends this is this is like one of
our one of the people we always ask on the show livy has become close friends with olivia pontoon not a fan of bff can you confirm she hates us who olivia ponton oh i have no clue can you text her and ask her
i mean like do you hate do you hate bfs because we've asked yeah you should ask if i could ask
yeah i think the last time that we got an answer was no for all time is essentially what she's not
a very like like she seems like she
doesn't hate many things like she's very like nice person so like i feel like she we're all
nice any of you we're pretty nice people yeah you guys are great i don't i have heard and i don't
know that there's any truth to it i believe at one point we discussed maybe you josh you and her
talking and she did not take kindly to that there may be
no truth to that i don't know no yeah it's what what happened was like we were doing the live
shows or whatever and then bryce and me started like joking around on stage and he was talking
about like he was like uh remember when like olivia ponton was calling you last night or
whatever that's what it was can you do you have your phone livy me uh it's over there it could yeah just text me like
do you hate bfs we'll get to the bottom okay yeah just ask her that okay you got pickpocketed
you got what i'm sure she's gonna say no but like i don't know well you're a friend you can tell us
to be like don't lie they don't tell like i don't know about the other two here i don't care if
people hate me i'm used to it yeah me too i mean i'm i feel like i've got my fair share of hate totally so if she wants to say she hates us she's
more than welcome to it's weird because one of those girls like sylvana fucking is a big fan
so it's like that's how i found out about her and i figured she'd say yes she just never
no um you got pickpocket at coachella how's How's that happen? She answered. She said, no way.
Okay, then come on the show.
Respond to like, yeah.
So when do you want to come on? Send her a picture of Josh.
Want to come on?
Because we've DM'd him from BFFs and Dave asking,
and we've also asked through our talent,
and they said no, also no to the times that Dave has asked over DM.
It's like that wasn't necessary to have to say that.
It makes me think that they definitely don't like us.
Does she even do podcasts
though? Yeah, she does everything.
She was just on
Call Her Daddy.
Yeah, she was on
Call Her Daddy. Olivia Ponta was on
Call Her Daddy? That's basically a
barstool podcast. Oh, what
the fuck? Then why won't she come on here? I thought
she was just a no podcaster.
No, just us.
She's a podcaster.
Josh, does that have anything to do with you?
Is there other things you don't know about?
No, it couldn't have anything to do with me.
I'm the greatest dude on the earth.
It definitely isn't me.
She can't hate me.
Maybe she hates me.
I think it's a live show thing because that got insinuated that she was because she was telling Josh to come over to New new york city to hook up and then they broke up her and kai like right after and then everyone
said that was josh's fault did you see her when you were in new york josh like the last time i
was in new york yeah yeah yeah yeah how was it when was that it was when i was that was like
when i found out yeah yeah yeah like three weeks ago. That's when I found out about all the Cooper stuff and everything.
Yeah, I was with, it was like me.
Oh, Libby was there.
Yeah, I saw Libby.
I saw you here too.
Yeah.
You two saw each other?
Yeah.
Me.
Yeah.
Brianna came out with us.
It was like a big group.
I didn't see Olivia Ponton though.
No, that was the night before.
Got it.
All right.
Well, let's just fucking get her on the podcast.
Yeah.
Is that fucking hard?
I didn't know she was popular.
Yeah.
You can get her on.
You're the one, Bri.
Everyone likes you and trusts you.
You're the one.
You have the trustworthy face and the fake boobs.
And every girl's like, oh, what's a fake boobs got to do with that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know. Hey, Olivia know. Yeah, I don't know.
Hey, Olivia Pons and I have fake boobs.
Want to come on BFFs?
I'm sure.
If someone texted me and they were like, yo, I got fake boobs.
Want to come on my podcast?
All right.
I'll send that out after this.
All right.
Maybe.
New strat.
You got pickpocketed, Olivia.
Coachella?
Dave's been trying to ask you that for the last 15 minutes.
I don't understand.
How do you get it?
Weren't you in the famous person section?
No, not when I got pickpocketed.
I was watching Louis the Child, and I was in the-
Great content.
Yeah, so fun.
Hey, Dave, she was probably in the same section as Severn.
Yeah, the nobody section. Just like the nobody section. like seven yeah the nobody just like the nobody section not a person yeah okay yeah so i was in the not a person section
and then i was just like dancing and stuff and then my phone was not in my pocket or my wallet
so i have a question about this was this like the day like what outfit were you wearing this day
because you had a lot of fits,
I feel like, for Coachella.
And I remember seeing one
that went pretty viral
where it was like,
it was almost like you weren't
wearing a piece of clothing.
Like it was just like,
not that you weren't wearing clothing.
I'm trying to say like,
it was like-
Josh has that one
like committed to memory.
Yeah.
You know which one I'm talking about.
The pink one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was that the thing you were wearing when?
No, no.
Because I was going to say, you don't even got pockets in that shit. You must have just been like waistbanding it. Josh, do you remember this one well? the pink one yeah yeah yeah yeah was that the thing you were wearing when no because i was
saying you don't even got pockets on that shit you must have done like waistbanding
remember this one well is that what you're saying yes that one yeah that's what i'm talking about
that was a fire fit but like yeah it was pretty i was wearing like a black bikini with like this
mesh like sparkly thing over it and i have no pictures from it because my phone didn't back
up that day and it was like such a good fit and then my wallet was stolen too so i was like
like practically like off-gridding at that point like i had no money no phone i was like
hold on my water is being fixed continue i gotta answer one question
but yeah no i had no phone for like a whole day it It was like I had to make content for Revolve.
Right.
So I was there with them.
So you're just like boring other people's phones?
Well, yeah.
My sister was there with me.
Did you stay at Coachella?
So.
I wouldn't stay without a wallet or a phone, personally.
I went to the Apple store.
Oh, fair.
And then I got a new phone.
In the desert.
But like, still, I mean, I was like distraught.
I was like in the middle of the desert.
I mean, I didn't even realize it got cold at night at Coachella.
And I was freezing.
I had no clothes.
I was in like a literal bikini with mesh.
I was like, what is this?
And I was like freezing.
And didn't your phone end up in like Hong Kong or something?
Yeah.
Like what?
Yeah.
She had the tracker on.
Yeah.
She had the tracker on.
She was showing me when I was in New York and it was like all the way in China.
Yeah.
It was nuts.
Like it was it was pretty far travel.
Did they hack it?
Did they hack into any of your accounts or anything?
No, no.
I feel like they just like wipe it of all its memory.
Oh, that's good.
And then they just like, I guess bring it to China.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know why they did that.
Yeah.
Me either.
But yeah, it was just so crazy.
And I was like, so like on edge of the whole Coachella trip.
Like, I don't know if i'll
ever go back what's your what's your honest rating of coachella because there's mixed reviews um
honestly i didn't feel good so i was like freezing the whole time yeah uh and i had no phone or money
so i would have to give it. It's a bad rating.
A three.
Damn, that's awful.
Was Revolve like the Fyre Festival or what?
I.
Like, was it a good experience for you?
Were you big enough that they gave you a good time?
Or were you like a mid-tier or something?
So they were just like, ah, fuck you.
No, they were like good to me.
Like they, Revolve was like good.
Like I'm talking about like the Coachella event.
Like that was like not so good for me because like, I don't know.
But you weren't like waiting in the sun for hours in line?
No, no.
Okay.
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it out let's get back to the show all right um we'll wrap this up we got a game fuck marry kill
did we play this with you last time you did not but literally i don't even curse like on my tiktoks like i don't
even mouth curse words so like f marry kill we'll call it kiss yes kiss marry kill is that is that
like livy is that because your brand or like you just don't are you a goody two shoes in person
well honestly like college yeah it's like because of LSU,
like I feel like a bunch of like young gymnasts follow me.
So I'm like, I don't want to...
Yeah, you want to be an example.
Totally.
So let's...
We'll edit this out when we post this.
It'll say kiss, marry, hurt.
Kiss, marry, kill.
Okay, cool.
Kiss, marry, slap.
Kiss, marry, slap.
Kiss, marry, trip.
Okay. You think a trip is less than a slap? No, we could do kill. Oh. Yeah. Kiss. Marry. Kiss. Marry. Kiss. Marry. Trip. Okay.
You think a trip is less?
No, we can do.
We can do kill.
Oh, okay.
We can kill.
We just can't fuck.
It's fine.
We just can't fuck.
Okay.
Got it.
Murder's fine.
But you will do like crazy TikToks.
Okay.
What do you mean by that, Dave?
What do you call that?
TikTok we watched.
What were the lyrics?
What do you mean? Bad bitch watched? What were the lyrics?
What do you mean? Bad bitch is my only type.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
We'll put that on
Pinterest.
Anyways,
back to the game.
Just figuring out
where we stand.
All right.
Turn us around.
Okay.
All right.
Bryce Hall,
Vinnie Hacker,
and Josh Richards.
Okay.
Well,
sorry, Bryce. Like, we're friends, and Josh Richards. Okay, well, sorry, Bryce.
Like, we're friends, but I got to kill you.
That's how these all start when Bryce is in one of them.
Bryce has been getting a bad, like, rep lately.
Bryce is, like, great.
He's a great person, like, very nice, but sorry, got to kill you.
Marry Josh, and then kiss Vinny
I think that's a standard group there
okay
yeah
Olivia Ponton
Katie Sigmund
and Emma McAllister
okay well
these are all your friends
yeah these are like all my friends
but like
okay
um
one of them's not gonna be your friend anymore
just so like
okay
um
this is way too hard.
Well, kill Olivia since she'll come on the podcast.
Probably like, oh my gosh.
Well, I guess marry Katie.
She's like very level-headed, very, I feel like she's very mature.
Is that why you picked to marry me as well?
Like mature, level-headed?
No.
I guess, I guess kiss Liv and then, I love you, Emma, but I guess I got to kill you.
But like, I'm straight, so like so I wouldn't kiss any of them.
Who is Katie and Emma?
Are they just your friends or are they famous?
They're like social media.
How do you know all these people live?
If you're full, do you care when people call you Liv or Livy?
No.
Everyone's fine.
Because you're a little different than a lot of these
influencers in the sense that a division one athlete at lsu like i'm assuming that's a gigantic
time commitment from you so like where are you meeting all these people and how do you know them
all how do you have time for this world well i mean i met them like through tiktok and stuff
because like we followed each other and um i mean, I try to be like very neutral.
Like I try to be friends with everyone.
And I am because I don't know.
It's very hard for me to like dislike people.
Like I feel like I just like everyone.
And it's like these people are like so easy to make friends with.
Like they're all so nice.
So do you get any hate at school?
Honestly, yeah.
If I'm being honest, I just know the sorority girls at LSU don't like me.
I don't do anything either.
It's got to just be a jealousy thing, right?
Totally.
I don't really do anything.
I just kind of float around and do my own thing at school.
That probably makes them even more angry though.
Because then you don't have to be like part of a sorority to get into shit and do things.
Yeah, I guess so.
But yeah, I feel like they are probably not the biggest fan.
Not the biggest living.
It's okay.
Yeah, not everyone can.
You got to have haters.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
Not everyone can love you.
Next round.
Harry Raftis.
Michael Jarrell. Are you literally serious right now so
theo's your ex-boyfriend right who is theo guys are you kidding me gymnast tiktoker dude you guys
are kind of flirtatious with each other for a little bit yeah we had a little fling okay i
won't lie but um this is so terrible why would you guys do this to me but this is the show okay well we're killing yeah okay sorry like i'm sorry i did not know i because
is this a good boyfriend okay we're gonna kill you not what what's what's the apology in order
because i don't i don't want any bad blood here. All right, fair, fair, fair, fair.
Okay, sorry, Theo.
Kill Theo.
Kiss Harry and I guess, no, no, no.
I guess like marry Harry and kiss Michael.
Yeah, that was covering your ass with that answer.
Good catch there.
This was a weird one like a weird
group of people to see together yeah the trifecta not a fan of it
that's that's that's we had two we had two was that only three three three three so what one of
the how does the s is the sbs. It is. It airs and lives.
Steph Curry is hosting it, right?
I think so.
Yep.
Was that just you agreeing with me or you knew that?
No, I think he is.
Yeah.
I think.
He is.
He is.
But I could tell it was like, is he?
But anyways, well, have fun in LA.
How long are you there for?
I'm here until Friday.
Okay. Are you guys going on a date? I'm here until Friday. Okay.
Are you guys going on a date?
Us two?
Yeah, you two.
Yeah, I'm taking her to the ESPYs.
You're the agent.
All right, Libby.
Thank you for coming on.
Thank you guys so much.
Always a pleasure.
That's BFFs.
Boom.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.