BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - LOREN GRAY AND MADS LEWIS FIGHT OVER JOSH RICHARDS?! — BFFs EP. 75 WITH CHRIS OLSEN
Episode Date: March 31, 2022We start of the show with Chris Olsen, who joins to talk about being at the Oscars for the Will Smith Chris Rock slap and the aftermath, his breakup with Ian Paget, and the struggles of finding a nich...e as a solo creator. We then are joined by Loren Gray to get to the bottom of what happened with her and Josh in Vegas. We talk about her music career, modeling, starring in a Taylor Swift music video, and her upcoming appearance at Coachella. We also talk about her breakup with DYSN, Mads Lewis unfollowing her over Josh, and end with a game of FMK.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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We got a special guest, Chris Olsen on the couch with Josh.
Welcome Chris.
Thank you.
So get in the background.
I'm always the new one to this.
You've been kind of getting your groove on.
I don't know why I said that.
Getting the groove on.
Getting the groove on.
I was like, what is that?
Stella got her groove back.
That was weird.
I don't know if I've ever used groove like that.
But whatever.
Since March 2020. So like two years, is that right?
Like basically two years, TikTok that you've been well-known on TikTok?
Yeah, well, I guess like, I mean, well-known can be used in many different ways,
but like a blow-up happened in maybe August of 2020.
So it was a little into quarantine, but downloaded the app for the first time in April, for sure.
What were you doing before that?
I was going to college for musical theater.
I actually saw that at Berkeley, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was going to Berkeley College of Music in Boston.
And I actually ended up finishing just over Zoom last April.
And I actually ended up finishing just over Zoom last April. So I continued doing that over Zoom even during the social media thing.
And that's what I ended up like.
That's kind of what I was doing before that.
So I may have the highest regard of any living person of people who go to berkeley school of music so i grew up like
20 minutes north of boston so um and i live right behind berkeley but isn't berkeley basically just
the most talented like musical people that's what i thought too yeah it's definitely like there's
amazing very talented people who go there i wouldn't say i was one of the most talented
people to go to berkeley but i think um you know if you're there you're you're good at something
so but there was a ton of people went there charlie pooth went there john mayer and then a
lot of people who are singing on tiktok right now um either went there or currently go there so
there's definitely like a good family at that school so what was it competitive
yeah it's i think it's really competitive to i think get in for the for the first part and then
honestly the goal for a lot of berkeley students is to drop out before you finish is to like be
successful enough that you can drop out right before you finish. And that's kind of like the way of the music world, specifically if you're there for music.
That's kind of cool.
So it's like a badge thing if you graduate?
It's just like you're still, like, why aren't you working yet?
I think because...
Like it's taking too long kind of thing?
Yeah, because music is such like a young territory.
So I mean,
if you think back to like most of the,
I mean,
if you,
you have like Billie Eilish who's winning 27 Grammys at the age of 16.
So there's kind of a lot of pressure to get moving earlier on.
So there,
it can,
it can be very competitive,
but I,
I mean,
I think it's good to,
it's,
it's good for some of them to graduate too.
I don't think they feel like a failure,
but it's definitely like that's kind of a thing that is said there. Do you think that age bar for music got lower with social media?
Like, do you think when you go back 10 years,
like you could graduate, but it's not like,
oh shit, I'm kind of, I'm super old to be getting into music now.
I think everything got younger with social media because like i'm i mean i have friends who
are working in the corporate world who are like oh i just feel like i need to i need to act older
i need to seem older and i'm over here in the social media world being like at my like fossil
age of 24 i feel like i shouldn't tell anyone that. All right. You're hitting Dave at the heartstrings.
I'm hitting Dave at the heartstrings.
Literally just had a birthday like last week.
This guy, 24, fossil, I'm 45.
So I should be dead by your count.
I mean, that's not, this isn't my opinion.
I feel like it's been placed on me many times.
Also, most of the internet thinks I'm in my 30s.
And if you search my name on Google, it says I'm 75. So there really isn't like, there's a really wide range. Yeah, 24 to 75. I don't know where
that's kind of coming from. But I accept it because it if anything, it makes people even
more confused about my age. But I think social media in general just made the bar for success younger and younger.
And I think there's a lot of pressure to get things done as fast as you can.
So let's get to it.
Do you think I'm creepy then if I'm like 44 and doing this BFF podcast?
Absolutely not.
No.
Wait, Dave, are you like 44 or are you 45 now?
I'm actually 45.
I turned 45 last week.
I forgot about that.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Well, no, I don't think i don't think
that's about if anything i think we need more of a wide range of people of many different ages
in social media and to have the older ones not be completely unhinged as we sometimes see uh
them go yeah i mean i i you started that speech. I,
you weren't looking.
I did one hands up because I took one dagger and then you went right back to
it.
So we're off to a smash.
But I mean,
I get it.
How can I not get it?
So you went basically social with your ex boyfriend,
right?
You guys started making videos.
Now,
is he much older than you?
I'm just looking at a picture here. How is, or are you guys the same age now is he much older than you i'm just looking at a
picture here how is or are you guys same age no there's um a like a 10 and a half year age
difference okay he's 35 now so you like older dudes yes okay i let's listen so so dave dave's
like keeping that in the back so if you're kind of like, all right, I'm doing it for something. Yeah.
You're a girlfriend, so I can see the difference.
Come on now.
Like, I already do.
Right.
Totally.
Totally.
You can just text me after.
Hey, if I swing that way, maybe I will.
You never know.
So I'm trying to read.
I always tell, I feel like our producers lead us down a road.
And I'm reading what it says on the Chris and Ian model, perfect,
healthy relationship,
often posting videos,
talking about their problems, even if you were staging the problems for tick tock.
So are you guys doing that?
Is that factual?
Like you were just looking for content and it wasn't actually real or is that our producers digging?
No,
I mean,
early on,
it was definitely a lot of quarantine where just,
uh,
I'm just going to like set up the camera.
Hopefully he doesn't see it, say something and kind of go off of whatever he says.
But after a while and it becoming a job as it does so quickly there, it did become a little more contrived because there was an audience that we felt like we had to please in some ways.
because there was an audience that we felt like we had to please in some ways.
But I also noticed that our best videos would still be the ones that felt spontaneous and fun. So we tried to keep that as close to our core as we could.
But with social media, it's tough to be authentic 9,000% of the time,
even though that's always the goal, I feel like, for most creators,
is to always do
authenticity and people love their authenticity but i mean when once you're in the world you know
that nothing that is happening is a hundred percent authentic um as far as we try to
to pretend or make it so good timing for you to come on the show because you are at the Oscars and that's all anybody is still talking about.
I'm still curious.
How did you get to the Oscars?
Why were you invited to the Oscars?
If it's an obvious reason, I apologize.
But I was curious who gets invited, how?
What's that process?
I mean, that's also most of my comment section right now.
And most of the other TikTokers comment sections is like,
why the fuck is a TikToker at the Oscars?
If anyone is getting an invite from the Academy to the Oscars,
I think you're going to say yes to it regardless.
But anyway, the Academy asked for a group of TikTokers to come
and kind of post about and cover the event.
It was kind of the first year that they did it so there weren't like very strong guidelines of what we
were doing while we were there but um we me and a few other my friends were directly asked by the
academy to go and then just kind of view it all and post some content and um so that's why i was
there definitely not i was not linked to any
of the movies exactly but it was a it was a good time a very interesting night i mean it makes
sense makes sense for the oscars to be doing this right totally bringing in a completely different
demo that's what i don't understand these comments like people freaking out like why the fuck are
they there instead of me it's like ah they got a couple million followers they're probably going
to promote it bring some viewers to the Oscars.
Yeah.
Totally.
Yeah.
Just like the Met Gala this year.
Exactly.
People always freak out.
That's the number one freak out
when people get invited to the Met Gala.
And I think,
I think what the people also don't realize
is that the Oscars and the Met Gala
kind of want people,
they're,
they're,
they're not mad about people freaking out
or being angry that TikTokers are there.
If anything,
you're just making the noise louder and you're going watch yeah it just helps regardless you know so i read those
comments and i'm just like i don't know where's your invite okay so then well that's the perfect
lead-in of what you just said of like they're not mad about the comments obviously will smith
the slap of chris rock there's so is the first time we're talking about it.
Do you think the Academy issued an apology the next day?
I didn't see that part.
I didn't see that the Academy issued an apology.
Yeah, by the way, I love how we keep calling it the Academy.
Like, even you.
Like, the Academy reached out.
Like, do you pick up your phone?
It's like, hey, this is the Academy.
It's like fucking X-Men.
Yeah, it's like X-Men or some shit.
It's like a group of 20 people around a table and they're all like using voice
disorders.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um,
so who,
like,
actually,
what do they do?
It's just a person like,
Hey,
this is Joe Schmo from the Academy or,
I mean,
no,
it's,
it came through my agent saying that the,
that the Academy reached out.
If I had a name, I would probably be saying their name, but I don't.
And they'd probably kill you if you did that.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, they did issue it.
They're like, sorry, there's no place for it.
We should have reacted better.
They said they're launching an investigation.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Like, what do you have to investigate?
It's pretty clear what happened right there.
Everything was recorded.
Yeah, everyone on TikTok just did an investigation for the last 12 hours.
And Chris Rock said he wasn't going to press charges.
So it's like, what are you going to investigate?
Right.
So you just said, based on, like, Chris, like, the feedback and people complaining, it's noise.
People are talking about it.
The Academy Awards is an old show.
Everyone's talking about the the academy awards is an old show um everyone's talking about
it so do you think they are happy mad neutral on what happened i i mean it's it's tough to say on
on that perspective and not to speak for the entire academy but it's it's like it it does
make it does make a lot of buzz around the show. And I think maybe as producers who are just looking at numbers,
I wouldn't be happy if they are like maybe quietly a little happy about,
I think I said I wouldn't be happy.
I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't at least a little quietly happy about
what's going on while knowing they need to front face with the fact that there
was an assault and we need to be mature about this and talk about it in a way that is very pc but i mean i i've
once you're in the world you know that most things just revolve around numbers and viewers and i
think they can't they can't help but to maybe look at that in a different way than the average person
would so we gotta go around the horn we haven't talked about it yet at all.
There's been people on both sides of this.
There's people like Jada has the hair,
alopecia or whatever, the disease.
You can't go after it.
Will Smith defended his wife.
There's people, obviously, it's assault.
It's a joke.
Calm down.
Bree, where are you at on this?
I think everyone here at barstool is on
chris's side and i think i saw a tweet from you i think i'm on will's side i don't know i think a
joke okay maybe the assault part no i think him like screaming at him was fair and like chris
rock's joke at the expense of like what she looks like i think it was stupid if you're gonna make a
joke at least do it about the cheating that's so much worse though but i feel like that's way
everyone's everyone's joked about that though like why joke about her alopecia that's like a woman is
obviously going to be very sensitive about that yeah i guess but i don't know i don't know if i'm
going to want to be sitting in front of like 100 people, 200 million people watching, and then he's like,
ha, remember when August fucked your wife?
But someone earlier in the show, I forget who it was,
made a joke towards that already.
But the thing is, Chris Rock's a comedian.
They've had stand-ups, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock.
These are celebrities.
People say stuff about them all the time.
A bald head, she's a beautiful
woman regardless to be honest when i heard the joke i thought it was more because they're making
fun gi jane one stunk and she was in it like i didn't know she had the hair disease but if will
smith doesn't react there's not one human i don't think in the world who's like whoa did you hear
that chris rock l lp should joke and there's been other jokes made by i think chris rock the internet
never loses like somebody dug up like a super old clip of will smith making the same exact joke like years
and years ago but you know to go up and slap somebody in the face you're like a lunatic
you can do anything you're capable of anything also if i think if that was anyone else in the
world like will smith is the most beloved actor ever if that was anyone else in the world, like Will Smith is the most beloved actor ever.
If it was anyone else, it would be like he'd be arrested on scene.
It would be he wouldn't have won his award.
I think because it was Will Smith, people don't really care that much.
Well, that's the thing.
I love Will Smith.
He's like my favorite actor ever.
So it's hard not to like ride with my dog.
You know what I mean?
But at the same time, walking up and slapping someone in the middle of a show it's a little bit it's a little bit crazy and there's no chance chris took that slap
though with a smile on his face i was pretty impressed i still think there's five percent
chances fake like okay i've reset i've slow mode the slap i just can't get over and the only thing
i have is what's the like i guess like chris saying any news is any publicity is good publicity but i swear he moves his face before he gets slapped like also they're
both laughing after they're both like laughing if you look at like a screenshot of both their faces
will turn around i think chris after the slap they're both just smiling i think the will smile
and laugh is like a like a devious psycho laugh when people are like, he laughed at the joke,
I think he was like laughing like, oh, I'm going to fuck you up.
It's like when you're really uncomfortable.
Yes, yes.
And you just start kind of smiling, laughing,
but there's like rage building up inside of you.
So Chris, being there,
I don't know how close you were to the actual stage.
I assume they didn't put you in the front row, but.
Oh, yeah.
What was the vibe?
Like, did you know what happened?
Yes.
I was just a lot of people.
So like one thing I didn't realize is that a good amount of the audience just kind of
like gets up and leaves during commercial breaks and doesn't come back until a few commercial
breaks later.
So there were a fair amount of people that literally weren't in the room when that was
happening, but I just decided to kind of sit and watch most of it and when i saw him start walking up i was like oh they're doing a little
thing a little bit something is happening and then the slap just looked too real and so everyone
like got a little confused because it was like that we would guess that was a fake slap based on
the fact that everyone was just laughing but i
mean it he he really he took it and then when the yelling started happening they didn't mic him
but you could hear it throughout the entire um throughout the entire theater like his voice was
echoing through the room and everyone got really silent i mean you can see like lupita behind him
in most of the clips yeah she's kind
of laughing until she with the rest of the room realizes like oh shit you see her face kind of
start to like go like kind of slowly fall and then you realize that slap wasn't fake and it was really
real and then you're like well that was a fucking hard slap and then you realize that this is not
uh that we're not joking anymore so it gets really silent and you can feel like Chris rocks anxiety of how to
move forward in that moment of just like,
do I laugh through it?
Yeah.
And the,
he handled it like a champ though.
Like I've never seen someone be like more professional in a moment than I
think Chris rock after he got slapped.
But I mean the,
the tension was high for the next,
like for,
for a good chunk of it until Amy Schumer finally, like, acknowledged it and was like, is the energy different in this room?
What happened?
Like, we needed her to do that much earlier for the sake of, like, most of the room.
But it was an intense moment, for sure, because you just had however many thousand people sit in that theater feel very silent and tense,
even through the next commercial break.
You must be – well, I don't know.
I would be – like I'm psyched it happened.
I think it's funny.
It's awesome.
Like people are like, assault, jail.
It's like it's a slap.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you get the benefit of being like I was there.
People are going to remember that slap forever.
That's going to go down in history.
TV, history.
It's like the Kawhi Leonard
shot to send Toronto Raptors
to the championship. And then he won.
And then he won the Oscar.
And then the speech, he's crying. So were you right away like,
fuck yeah, this is like the best
Oscars ever. It was
definitely in my head that I was
like, I mean, if I were at
any, I'm glad I'm at
this one, even if i never go back
again but it was just like the moment it happened so many texts started ringing in because i think
on most channels they they muted or they stopped playing what he was doing and i was like
no that that was real yeah i texted i texted blake i texted blake gray because he was there
yeah yeah i texted him right away when it happened.
I was like, dude, is this shit fucking real?
Like, did you hear this?
He was like, yeah, we could hear the slap, man.
Yeah.
Yes.
I was watching it live and was, and I'm, again, maybe that's a shot at my age, but because
everyone's like, oh, of course you'd watch the Oscars, old man.
But I was watching it live and I was so convinced that it was a work
like staged i didn't even go on twitter i'm like no that there's just zero chance that was real
like 10 minutes later i'm like let me just go check and then i think it was australia they
had the australia footage you heard will smith like yelling yeah yeah will smith is a certified
looney tune like listen i i i grew up on him as well i'm
not that old fresh prince and all that stuff but i mean he's gone down the scientology path a little
bit his kids are insane the red table with letting you sweet so like if a crazy person's gonna do it
it's him and there's no chance people have said it like if that was the rock there's no chance he
gets up and do it i was saying that on my live stream yesterday i was like you know there's no chance people said it like if that was the rock there's no chance he gets up and do it
i was saying that on my live stream yesterday i was like you know there's chris rock but if it
was dwayne rock johnson saying the joke i he's probably looking at jada when jada has that mean
face on or like tell him like hey get up there go defend me he's probably looking at jada like
hey sorry girl joke was funny laugh at it yeah but if he's crazy enough to do that i feel like
he would do it to anybody. Right.
It's tough.
Well, you just called him the craziest person ever.
You don't think he would do it to The Rock then?
If you're that insane, then you're that insane. The craziest person ever would do it to The Rock.
That's true.
That's a good point.
But there's crazy to think like you can get away with anything.
And then there's crazy like, well, I know that guy will beat me up.
Like, he got away.
And by the way, I don't think it – I think anybody at the Oscars in the front row could have – the same result.
Like, the Oscars, like, people are like, why didn't security come?
Like, who – if I'm security and I see Chris Rock walking – I mean, Will Smith walking up to Chris Rock, I'm not like, let me jump in there and get in the middle.
It's not like a random fan stranger running onto the field.
It's an A-list celebrity, you know?
Yeah, and about as A-list as you can get too.
Right, and he was also like literally the closest
to the stage that you can sit.
Took him two steps to get up there.
So there's not much time for everyone to process like, oh, smith is getting up there what's going on like we didn't have this
in our original program or something like that so it was also the most perfect slap i've ever seen
in my life though he followed that was and he did then he of course he does his fake apology after
like two days after the long like violence is meanwhile it's a long
instagram post but he's actually getting jiggy with it like that he got so jiggy after he was
jiggy as fuck bro that shit was crazy now truth be told i am a huge chris rock guy like i bought
one ticket in my life for a stand-up comic it's him i think he's a genius um and i i want revenge for
him assuming we're going with the real thing like it everyone's said he handled it gracefully he did
he clearly did i wish he went after the infidelity right off the bat and just and now i'm hoping he
does a two-hour a two-hour bid on it yeah Yeah. Your opening just goes doubled down
as an entire Netflix special.
Okay, okay.
What if they bring back
the Comedy Central roast?
No, didn't he tweet
my gums?
Was that real? Chris Rock tweeted my gums
took the blow
of the slap. Oh, I didn't see
that. I don't know if that's real. I didn't know he did anything. No, yeah, it's real. He tweeted.
It was funny.
So he's clearly running with it as a joke.
Yeah. And I also think
I just don't think anybody
can get that mad about alopecia.
Tons of people have it. It sucks. You lose your hair.
But a lot of people have it. There's been jokes made about it a lot.
I do think he's
probably at a boiling point with the other stuff i think i think that's what it is i think it's
just there's so much that's probably been added onto this guy's plate with the wife and everything
it's just like it's probably just it's just like a ticking time bomb yeah it has to be so outside
of that what were your thoughts of the oscars and i guess that's the main thing. That's the only thing I've watched.
That's literally the only thing I've watched about the Oscars.
I mean, if you Google just the Oscars, that is all that shows up right now.
I mean, even from the night after, that was all that was showing up.
But other than that, I thought it was a great show.
I thought it was interesting how Will came back to the fact that he's like,
it's kind of because of my role that this happened.
Because it feels like a cop-out in a way,
but it's also like I am just so into my artistry.
So you're like, okay, I'm not really sure how we as an audience
are supposed to absorb that other than thinking,
I guess you're a really good actor if you're still in character yeah that's some crazy method acting
well yeah yeah it's like i think you're supposed to drop it once the once you wrap on set but um
i thought that was i thought that was a really interesting thing that he was bringing up at the
end while like you know going through did make some type of joke it was kind of like jokey right
when he said it like he was like he was like i guess i am the crazy father like came rich or something like
that like he said something he was like definitely a favorite to win so i'm sure after that moment
happened your he's in his head thinking like what the fuck am i gonna say now if they do happen to
call my name and like the last thing is i remember remember right after it happened, and then Chris Rock has to come forward and read the nominees.
It's Jada and then his co-star from King Richard
and then one other actress all were surrounding him at his chair,
just holding him and comforting him, basically,
after whatever just happened.
And I don't think that part was on camera but i was
like looking down over the balcony just to see what was going on because it was definitely just
like he was an angry guy that had like three women kind of like holding him down and holding him back
and i think that was like that that just added to the the tension of the moment the realness for
sure if i was chris rock i be like, who has my side?
Like, everybody was, like, consoling him.
He's getting, like, a standing O.
He was playing victim.
And that joke, comedians make jokes.
I keep saying it, but in the scheme of mean jokes,
that was not that mean of a joke.
No, it's a sad, it's a scary time to be a comedian,
that's for sure.
Yeah, I mean, comedians are, at this point,
known, like, you're going to make a problematic joke
and it's probably going to be ripped apart at some point.
But yeah, Chris Rock had to, like, only get,
after the slap, he had to walk basically closer to Will
and, like, he hesitated for a second
because I was like, is he really going to go forward
or is he about to say, like,
have someone else present this at this point?
Because at that point, when you're presenting,
you're literally two feet away from where Will smith was sitting so i can't imagine you all know
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So basically, and this is, I go on my tansies, but we have the information on Chris, like your background, your story, dating, and it's one, two pages of that so i figure okay we're through the the personal stuff with chris and now we get on to the oscars we do the oscars and then more yeah page six we just jump
back into his personal stuff what can they needed the oscars to like shake me loose a little bit i
think yeah we need to feel comfortable and then we're going to really hit you where it hurts.
Now he feels like he's off the hook, so let's get him when he's unexpecting.
Yeah, exactly.
Awesome.
Any chime in on why we did that that way?
So it was the timing aspect of we wanted that to be as close to as possible to the front of the show
and make sure we got that in.
And then if that went like a 45-minute discussion, that would at least we got that to be as close to as possible to the front of the show and make sure we got that in. And then if that went like a 45 minute discussion,
that would at least we got that in
and then we can get back to the other stuff after.
So you want to talk about your breakup now, Chris?
Yeah, air it out.
Want to.
Want to is such an interesting,
an interesting verbiage around it,
but I can.
Where do we begin?
Yeah, I mean, what? mean what what was super viral 18 million views over 2 million likes am i crazy or do i feel like people weirdly almost and i could
be making this up get more vested sometimes in like gay relationships i feel like they just explode am i making that i mean i've
thought of this before because i'm i definitely wonder why um the girls love their gays but i
think it really is a thing about like you're seeing two people sharing like comforting male
energy and it's a huge thing on tiktok being like, I'm just consistently treated badly by men or like men are trash, men are the worst.
So then you see two men with a little bit more of an emotional range who are a little bit more sensitive towards each other.
And it's like, oh, that's what I want.
They're just and there's no direct threat towards me.
They're not trying to look for a woman in the first place.
So I think that could definitely be some of the draw of it but there's definitely uh i mean because
also 87 of my followers are women there's a huge draw just for the girls towards the gays and i
think that plays into it that's nuts i would have expected you to have way more because i even have
i think more male followers than Chris does on TikTok.
But you would have expected Chris to definitely have more male followers than me.
Yeah, I mean.
Hat tip.
I would expect that maybe.
And if the percentage of guys were higher, it would be all gays.
But gays are my biggest haters.
They tend to be the meanest.
Why?
Gay people don't like you?
No, I mean, listen. I'm also not. I don't like you no i mean i listen i'm also not i don't want
to put an umbrella over that and say all like i have i have tons of amazing gay followers but
if there's ever been a hate video that's been made about me saying like chris doesn't deserve
his platform i hate him he's not funny or most hate comments are almost always done by a fellow gay.
And I think it kind of goes back to,
like, I mean, Brie just said gays not supporting gays.
Like, it's a girls not supporting girls type of deal.
It's like there's some sort of weird competition
that's being put between us,
even with me and someone I have no idea who they are.
But it is a really interesting perspective.
Or when I'm out in public,
it's mostly, if I'm in a gay space,
it's mostly that kind of place
where people really want to make it known
that they have no idea who I am.
I didn't know who you were before.
I don't know anything about you.
And I'm like, okay, that's fine.
You don't need to know who I am.
But they really feel the need to drive home the point
that they think I'm nothing. And I the point that they really don't think I'm
nothing and I'm like I same like I also think I'm nothing so we can share that point together but
um yeah that that's definitely I think that is probably where my demographic falls short with
guys I could actually see a reason for that too because I think if a fellow gay criticizes you or says something mean nobody is going to be
like well you're homophobic or you're whatever like but if a straight guy starts going after
it's like well why are you saying that like there's an undertone of maybe there's like
you know stereotypes being involved right so that could be part of it too yeah and i'm if if uh if there are like homophobic comments um like in in any of
my content that doesn't really affect me at all because i'm like i it's just it's so like far out
of my psyche that i'm like yeah i'm i am i am gay i don't know what you want me to do about it um
but when it's coming from like a fellow person in the community that can hit a little harder because i'm like oh
shit like i'm just trying to help us all out by giving us some more visibility and having people
like i i've had a bunch of of straight guys or just you know straight people in general dm me
like never seen a gay relationship until i saw you guys on tiktok and that really started changing
my mind and i'm not saying like I am this champion
of showing people what a gay relationship is like,
but if that happens once or twice,
I feel like I'm only trying to help us out.
But I also understand that if someone doesn't like me,
it's more of a reflection on what they're going through
and I can't change that unless they want to get into therapy.
So that's where I stand there.
Yeah, and I feel what you said it's
like if someone doesn't like you just because you're gay they're like there's nothing you can
do and that's just like an asshole because like if someone doesn't like me and they're they're a
meathead or whatever and i don't it's like it hurts me it not hurt but you take more if you
value somebody's opinion it's like you don't think they have agenda someone's just a total
moron i could care less what they say. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what's next for you?
I mean, next is trying to just I mean, I guess it has been in the past few months is like going on this social media journey alone now was a big step that I was really nervous about
because I didn't know what was going
to happen after we broke up. There was a big thought in my head that it was just all kind of
going to end because we blew up together as a couple and it's not working out and we can't stay
together just because of social media. So there was a big fear in my head that it may all fall
apart. But I've been been really I've been just
kind of connecting with an audience in a new way so there are a lot of like fun solo ventures I'm
going on and I've ended up bringing in a lot more people who I think can connect with me as a sad
single person rather than a sad person in a relationship and I'm like yeah maybe maybe this
is somehow more on brand for me is to be single.
Yeah.
Yeah. Like I, it was this hidden thing that a month after being single, I was like, oh, this,
I guess this kind of works for me in a way so I can use it while I can.
But, um, yeah, I mean.
Who dumped who?
I mean, it was, I want to say it was as mutual as possible.
I mean, it was, I want to say it was as mutual as possible.
But I would say that one thing I will say is that I think the relationship was over before it actually ended.
And that was kind of something on both ends. I think there were a lot of things that went into it.
in retrospect, we were operating as two people who were really close friends,
and the romance part of it really fell away.
Are you still close friends now?
I would say we're friends.
It's kind of hard to stay close.
It's really hard to stay close.
Right after the breakup, there's like an ebb and flow
of like, we really want to be close,
but then you continue being close,
and it's like, maybe this actually isn't good for us because all we're doing is
continuing a relationship in a way that we're also trying to move out of. So then it fully goes to
the other side of the pendulum and you don't talk for a few weeks and then someone's mad at someone.
So then you go back to, oh, we're both apolog apologizing and then you're in a cycle of we're
just back in our relationship just talking a little less than we used to so um i would say
i would say we are friends and anytime we see each other it's it's um i mean he was at the oscars too
we try to keep it very um friendly very civil i'm still friends with a lot of his friends he's still
friends with mine and that's something i would like to keep ideally still friends with a lot of his friends. He's still friends with mine. And that's something I would like to keep ideally, but I know a lot of emotions and
feelings are involved. So if it ebbs and flows, I can't blame either of us.
How long ago was the breakup?
We broke up in December.
So it's fresh.
Yeah, yeah. So it definitely is. Broke up in December and then let everyone know in January.
So we kind of took a month to process it with ourself and with our friends.
That's a smart idea.
Yeah, because I knew if I started seeing all the other opinions on it,
it would just fuck with my own grieving process with it.
And it still does make it tough. But I think taking that month
was helpful. Do you think the like pressure of you guys having to perform on social media affected
the relationship at all? Yeah, I think that was definitely like a huge part of it. Because
if we like, we became this big couple on TikTok when we had only been dating for a few months.
And I remember we celebrated our year anniversary and I made a really nice video.
And everyone was like, you've only been together for a year?
And I'm like, yeah, guys.
You started telling us if we broke up, you wouldn't believe in love at the eight-month mark.
It was really early on that there guys put that there was a lot
of pressure on us and obviously at the year mark things were still going great but it was
just funny that it's so quickly the internet can fall in love with someone that they meet maybe a
week before and put all of the stock into them because everyone is just looking for connection
whether that's in their real life or online, and social media has made it mostly online. So I would say the pressure made it tough, because anytime we were
fighting, it was like, well, we can't, I mean, this isn't something I feel like that will be
shared with the world that can't be shared with the world. I can't, we can't show people that
this is like a crack in what's going on because there's this picture of us.
Um, and, and that would occasionally get, I think in both of our heads.
I remember there was a time we were, um, our Valentine's, one of our Valentine's day brunches.
We were at catch LA and we got into a little bit of like an argument and I started crying at the table and we were at one
of those tables that like faces everyone thank god I had sunglasses but I was just like I went
to the bathroom and I was like please just get this out of me before we go like I was texting
a friend I was like I'm out I can't start crying because there there was a table right next to us
that had just recognized us as like, you're our favorite couple.
I'm like, and here I am fucking crying
at the brunch table.
And so we left early.
I went down that elevator
and out the stairs that we all know.
And again, at this point,
I'm sobbing under my sunglasses
and a group of girls is like, oh my god, my favorite couple.
And they can't see that I'm crying.
And I'm just like, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I love you guys so much.
But I mean, that can't help but to be like, I feel like, in a way,
without the world knowing this, I was being a little gaslit.
And I don't blame anyone for this,
but I was being a little gaslit by the fact that everyone's consistently telling me
I have this amazing thing.
I'm in the best relationship ever
and I'm in so much pain during some parts of it.
Very unhealthy.
Yeah, and so my mind gets so fucked up
because I'm having a panic attack in the car after that,
crying, being like, we are in such a horrible spot,
and yet everyone who I'm just passing is telling me how lucky I am.
So that was definitely a really tough moment for us.
That was long before the breakup.
We would have many times when it then would get better
and we would communicate and things would go well
just as any relationship goes in and out.
But I mean, that, I think back to that moment a lot
as something that really kind of shattered something in me
of realizing how social media can infiltrate your life
in a tough way.
Interesting.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I'm glad you came on.
Always interesting to learn about all these TikTok celebrities.
And moving forward, it sounds like you're just continuing to grow.
So best of luck.
You guys got anything else for Chris?
No, man.
Just keep killing it.
Thanks for coming on, dude.
Thank you for coming on.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming on, Chris.
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Okay, continuing along with BFF,
special two guests in this episode.
That's kind of crazy
welcome Lauren, Lauren Gray
wait
did you say hi?
oh yeah alright I didn't hear it
and I noticed
what you noticed Bree we just had Chris Olsen
gay guy
on the couch Josh was
wearing like a raggedy t-shirt
okay it wasn't raggedy. I still have it on.
It's a Pokemon t-shirt.
He disappeared and got all dolled up.
Put on a hoodie.
I put on a hoodie for you, Lauren.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What's up?
What are you laughing at over there,
Brianna?
Oh, nothing. We just said
you knew Lauren was coming over.
You threw on that new special fit for her.
Nah, it's just cold in my house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I literally, Bri, when you laughed, like, I knew exactly what you were laughing about.
Yeah, I did, too.
That's why I fucking threw on the headset.
I was like, what the fuck are you laughing at, Brianna?
Like, we had a 10-minute switch break. It was gone. was gone it's like where'd josh go oh he's doing a full
wardrobe i'm sure he got a lot a lot more cologne on too no i got like you know like a shake going
yeah i was drinking that and then i was like oh it's chilly did a couple push-ups
yeah i got a little like i got a pump before she showed up. So, Lauren, you're obviously a huge star.
54 million followers on TikTok.
22 million on Instagram, YouTube.
3.77.
Huge.
One of the biggest people out there.
You two know each other.
We tried to find out how well you knew each other last week.
Because who said there was a report that Josh is all over Lauren at some party?
I don't know if it was I was all over her.
I think it was a mutual all over each other.
I think it was a Dumois.
That's what it said.
That's what it said.
I'm not saying either happened.
I found it.
Dumois posted a Sunday spotting saying Josh and Lauren were all over each other
when they were in Vegas.
Josh's arm around Lauren.
If we can jump to it just so we set the stage before we get into everything else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Set the stage.
I asked whether you were hooking up with her.
Josh, this is your answer.
Are you playing a video?
Yeah, we're going to play what you said last week.
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Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.. Okay. Did you hook up with Lauren Gray?
We like hung out and shit. Okay, yes.
No, I didn't.
Well, that would be the answer, though.
Well, did you hook up with Lauren Gray?
No, I didn't.
That was not your first answer.
Yeah, it was.
I was like, no, we hung out.
I don't want to like...
Markel, all right.
So you obviously know the story
because Markel keeps reacting.
So what do you know, Markel?
I'm over here doing damn gymnastics, eh?
What do you know, Markel?
That is a good question.
Is someone going to say what's going on right now?
I'm always on the outside of these.
You got a big smile, Bri.
I don't know.
What the fuck?
Clue me in.
Tell the old man what's happening.
That's a crazy video. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Yeah. That's fuck? Clue me in. Tell the old man what's happening. That's a crazy video.
Oh, wow.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That's what I just said.
Yeah.
Lauren, did you guys hook up?
I don't know anything about that.
All right.
So that's a yes.
That's a double yes.
I don't know anything about that.
Confirmed.
Confirmed.
All right.
No wonder he got changed getting into the episode.
Are you guys still like hanging out?
No.
No. No. No. No hanging out? No. No.
No.
No.
No.
Yeah.
No.
It's like this is a one time thing.
Vegas.
Yeah.
Vegas.
You know.
All right.
Vegas.
Vegas.
Vegas.
Fine.
Anyways, how did we get you on the show?
Was it Josh?
No.
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't.
I woke up this morning and I got a text from Austin and he was like,
hey, Lauren's going to come to your house today.
We didn't tell Josh.
I was on a flight yesterday coming back from Philly and they were like,
oh, you got to go on the podcast in the morning.
I was like, oh, cool.
Awesome.
Thanks again.
Yeah, Josh doesn't help us with guests at all even though you guys are.
Well, I guess he kind of did.
Because if you didn't hook up, do you want to be here?
No, but I like how you're thinking, Lauren.
I like how you're thinking.
Yeah.
Thank you.
What were you?
Oh, were you in Philadelphia?
Because that's where you're from?
Yeah.
So you're just visiting family?
I love Philadelphia, by the way.
Yeah, I was visiting family.
I haven't been in a while. So it was good to see all my friends and stuff.
So you are one of, and I would put in the Josh category,
have you guys known about each other for a while?
Because you are Musical.ly, right?
Which is where Josh came from as well.
Oh, I know.
I love Josh's Musical.ly.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I first knew Lauren, I think, way before I did social media,
probably like eighth grade, because she got roasted by Ricegum.
And I really liked Ricegum when I was younger.
And then also she was one of the hot girls online when I was younger. And then also she was like, I mean, she was like one of like the hot girls online
when I was in grade eight too, so.
Why did you get bullied?
Like what was that?
Why'd Ricegum do that?
Because I was out of pocket for sure, yeah.
What'd you do?
I just said some out of pocket things, that's what I do.
I was 13 and from Philly and thought I was hard.
And she was live streaming.
I was live streaming. Is that what happened? I don't even remember. I think so. I think you were on like was hard. And she was live streaming. I was live streaming.
Is that what happened?
I don't even remember.
I think you were on like YouNow or whatever is what I recall.
Yeah.
I was out of pocket.
But we made up.
We're friends.
So, I mean, not friends, but we're cool.
It's all right.
Got it.
So how long have you been like uber famous for?
I mean, 54 million TikToks, ridiculous.
22 Instagrams, ridiculous too. I don't know if I would say uber famous for i mean 54 million tiktoks ridiculous 22 instagrams ridiculous too i
don't know if i would say uber famous but what level of fame all right two three well how long
uh when i was 13 it's like seven years brie is she uber famous yeah i would say so you're like
one of the first people to do it i even though charlie has like like the new tiktokers have
more like hundreds of millions i would still say a lot of people that know Charlie would know who you are.
100%, yeah.
Yeah.
I'll take that.
I mean, just look at the numbers.
I don't know how it really can't be.
And you're dealing with like when I go look through all this stuff, you have partnerships with opali burger king revlon guests what's the
burger king one about you wouldn't strike me as the most obvious that was a one-off i don't know
why that made it to the to the sheet that was like a it was a one-time thing but i see what
you'll learn here is a lot of things make it to the sheet that we don't know why i did get this
sheet when i was on the plane and i was like oh, yeah, this is some really random information. We send you the sheet?
I got it.
I don't know how she got the sheet.
Because I said, what are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
What do you mean you don't know how she got the sheet, Austin?
Yeah, what did we have?
I didn't get the sheet.
I got topics.
Yeah, we sent topics.
I know what's being talked about.
Is our sheet being sold on the black market or something?
Yeah, I bought it.
That'd be crazy.
And I mean, you've been on a cover of Harper's Bazaar, glamour, singing.
How would you describe yourself?
I'm going through everything.
I see you singing.
I see you modeling, all sorts of stuff.
If someone was trying to explain you to somebody like me, how would you describe yourself?
Because you look like you're singing and modeling
in actually a couple of these photos.
You see that, Dave?
It's like singing on the runway.
That was, yeah, that was a show.
Can I see it?
Can we have the video?
I want to watch this.
Oh, God, what video?
Do you find it cringy to watch yourself singing?
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Absolutely find it so cringy.
Oh, well, then cover your eyes, I guess.
Let's see what we got here.
Oh, my God.
You look good now.
You got to watch the whole thing.
You look fire in that.
That's a good video.
Okay.
So, A, I was shitting my pants in that moment.
And because I was in front of a bunch of people that, like, peers.
Yeah, what's up, man?
I was in front of a bunch of peers.
You got a guy crawling across us right now.
Yeah, it was awesome.
And there was a dead zone in the middle of the runway where I couldn't hear myself. So yeah, that's the thing with in-ear monitors and
you know, runways aren't really built for, you know, singing. So yeah, I was shitting my pants.
I was really nervous and yeah, you can, you can tell. No, I can't tell. In fact, I was going to
ask, were you lip singing or is that real singing? No, I was singing over the track.
So I was singing and the track was there.
Got it.
And then I had like a dude that was mixing it live, but we were also dealing with like
the dead zone problem.
So that's closer to lip singing than real singing.
No offense, right?
Like that's what if someone's lip singing at a concert, isn't that what they're doing?
And that's not, I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
That's what I would expect on a runway like that
because of what it is.
Yeah, I mean, kind of.
The track is there to help you because, you know, it's live.
Yep.
That was O'Polly.
I am not about to sing fully live
because you could hear the shaking over there.
Well, that's what, yeah.
That would be a wild thing to try to do at that,
like for that type of thing.
Yeah, I was doing what I do best.
I was lip syncing.
That's what I do best.
Was that O'Polly?
No, that was Sherry Hill.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
And you have your own collection already for O'Polly?
I'm looking at right now.
So again, it's fashion, it's music, it's everything.
Yeah, I guess.
Everything.
Did you want to do this from an early
age or did you just stumble it no no I didn't I actually um like a few months before my musically
stuff happened I was in the car with my mom and I was telling her I never want to be famous
I was like I never want to be famous I would hate to have everyone in my business my mom was like
now you will be I think she manifested that for me and then I just kind of got thrown into it
do you have any brothers or sisters I have a sister who's 28 interesting because i always
like i don't again i'm from boston so i'm in brie is also from boston we're both like kind
of east coast people so philly like again i love that city they're all scumbags i say that
affectionately like affectionately like they're just rough and the best type of scumbags yeah
you don't think of them as like TikTokers
and doing the things that you're doing.
So it's an interesting jump from that area.
Your first ever music video you partnered with Guess.
Again, pretty impressive.
Big time stuff.
Big time stuff.
You don't have to hype me up the whole time.
You can ask me something juicy.
I'm all right.
I'm going through.
Trust me. I'm going right through like the sheets you're you're going to coachella yeah um yeah i'm performing at coachella is it public like what
day with who um so i have a song with uh lost kings we're like a dj group and yeah i'm going
out for that i've've performed with them before.
But this is obviously a bigger deal.
We invented the Lost Kings.
Oh, really?
Yeah, really.
One of our guys, Caleb Presley,
is like super friendly with them.
And he used to just tote them around and get like unlimited free Barstool advertising
because they were like friends of the program.
But we've known about them literally for like 10 years.
Yeah, they're great guys.
And I'm not trying to like throw you softballs,
but how did you end up in Taylor Swift's video, The Man?
Honestly, I don't even know how I ended up in it.
I was told that I was being in a music video for someone that I will be really excited over.
And when I got there,
then I learned it was Taylor Swift and I was very excited.
And I'm the biggest fan of her.
She's the sweetest person in the world.
But the entire time that I'd met her,
she was in full prosthetics as a man.
So I never actually met her as herself.
I only met her in full prosthetics.
Yeah.
That is really weird.
Did she know who you were?
Yeah.
So we're from the same town and
i was like i was really excited that she knew that i was really happy um but yeah they i never met her
as her i'm i was really surprised because i thought that she was the stuntman and she came
up to me and it was her voice and she was like thank you so much for doing this and i was like
i shit my pants okay now end up shitting your pants a lot i do i really do it happens a lot yeah i need a diaper
yeah okay so now we're back into the the trip which i jumped ahead and josh's trip to vegas
um two days so you guys had a two-day run is that what it was two-day romance it was you know like
the after-party event was two days yeah so real talk then if you're both in the same city why
haven't you hung out anymore unless you're lying about that i mean i've been in philly philadelphia so are you gonna hang out more
i'm sure we'll run into each other like yeah for sure at some point we'll hang out
brie you gotta help me with these juicy questions like you're my tiktok girl you're just sitting
there look i like there has to be more right yeah well i don't know it seems like it was uh what
happened in vegas state in vegas it feels like you guys aren't you guys aren't going to continue this i mean yeah i'm a single
girl for the first time in a long time and who is your boyfriend who is your ex oh my god don't
even worry yeah who is your ex don't even worry about it is he not a known person no no draco
season with the book bag oh god i don't know what the fuck i don't know what that terrible awful
say that again josh he's six i said draco season with the book bag
nope still don't get it am i stupid do you it's a it's a thing it's okay let's just keep moving
yes keep moving um people that will get it anyway yeah so we hate the x we hate the x we don't hate
him we don't sounds like we hate him i actually ex. We hate the ex. We don't hate him.
We don't hate him.
Sounds like we hate him.
I actually don't even know who he is.
I don't.
Exactly.
How long was the relationship?
Two years.
And when did it end?
Because I'm not here to mother anyone's sons.
I'm not here.
He had kids?
He had kids.
Yeah, I guess.
She was basically mine.
So he was like a baby.
She was being his mother.
When did it end?
When did the relationship end?
I think like, I want to say like end of January.
Oh, so kind of fresh.
Yeah, so he's not liking seeing you and Joshua.
That would suck.
He actually, yeah, he unfollowed my Finsta
and stopped sharing his location with me
after I got back from Vegas.
Valid.
Because, okay, once I'm done, I'm done.
And that's just kind of the way it goes.
And he did reach out and I did not answer.
And then, yeah, I mean.
Wait, so who is he?
His name's Kyle.
He's just a normal dude. Does he hate TikTok His name's Kyle. He's just a normal dude.
Does he hate TikTok?
He's not.
He doesn't.
No, he made music a while back.
And I'm not trying to hate on him because, like, it just didn't work out.
We're in different places.
And it was on its way out for a while.
Got it.
I'm not trying to hate on him.
He's a nice guy.
Shout out Kyle.
Nice guy, Kyle.
I mean, you hate it on him a little bit. I hate it on him a little bit, but that's, that,
that is why the relation, everyone thinks he cheated on me.
Um, I, I mean, I don't know.
I don't think so.
But, um, yeah, it just, it wasn't in the cards for us.
What is the point of a finster?
Ah, good question.
What is the point?
Yeah.
What is the point?
I'll tell you what I use it for.
It's not even for my friends.
I have it to,
because I don't use like private stories or any of that.
So I like to look back and see everything
that I was doing that month because.
So you don't want to over post on your main?
Is that what you mean?
Yeah, and some things don't need to be posted on the main.
But how many people follow your Finsta?
Like five.
Five people follow your Finsta? Yeah yeah i told you it's for me oh don't you have like uh don't you have like multiple
instagram accounts too yeah i do i don't know why fucking weird so you were involved in this
bryce hall cheating prank that didn't work lauren gray uh you had the boyfriend at the time you
tried to pretend you guys were dating had a paparazzi this is obviously bryce's idea right of course yeah yeah um yeah
i've known i've known bryce a long time so i was i was open to it and i got addison's approval at
the time i don't know if that's like not cool to talk about but yeah i got her approval and
it was good no i think that is fine to say you got her approval.
How would you rank?
We should have had this on there.
I'm just doing it.
Rank the Sway Boys.
I don't even know who the Sway Boys are.
Yeah, you do.
No, who's in the collective?
It's confusing.
So the Sway Boys would be like Bryce, obviously, Josh, Noah, Blake.
Griffin.
Griffin.
Dude, 90% of these dudes have girlfriends.
Why would I rank them?
90?
What does that mean?
You can object.
I think only Blake and Noah.
Noah, Blake.
Oh, Noah and Blake.
Yeah.
And Anthony.
Okay, so just rank Josh, Griffin, and Bryce.
Oh, good job.
Not the photo.
Yeah, this is such an old photo, guys.
Those are fire hoodies those are like retro
sway yeah you like those i kind of like them thanks man thank you this is a good picture
um i can't really see but i um i don't know griffin at all i've never met bull so my hair's
so fucking do i have to do i are we ranking are ranking Are we Is she ranking the hotness of them
Is that Kyo
Okay so yeah
Rank the hottest of those three
Okay yeah
Yeah bottom left is Kyo
Alright I can't put him in there
He's dating my girl Amanda
Yeah that's true
Silvana fucking loves that girl
And I don't know who she is
But she
I love her
I always send her to Silvana
And say this looks like you
Amanda's
Amanda's like pretty dope girl
She's funny as fuck
Yeah she's really as fuck yeah she's
really sweet she has i think they talk on like i don't yeah no amanda's the best she's very nice
yeah sylvanas the fan yeah i'm a fan kio's cool but i love amanda um who's behind the camera
i don't know who that is oh quentin i don. I don't know what he looks like because his face is covered.
So, yeah, there's that.
Okay.
Jaden, don't know him.
Trash.
I don't know him.
We don't know him.
So, this game is just I don't know him, I can't rank him.
But I feel like I'm a personality person.
Josh, I'll put you first.
Thanks.
Thanks, dog.
I appreciate that.
Yeah.
That was a long way around.
Are you guys hanging out after the show, honestly?
Nah, Josh doesn't answer.
Really?
Oh, is he playing hard to get?
He is.
Joshy, what are you doing?
You're fumbling the bag.
Guys, I just suck at texting.
I just truly do.
I'm just not a phone guy.
How many times have you texted him without a response?
Once. Yeah, exactly. I think we had a total of like two do. How many times have you texted him without a response? Once.
Yeah, exactly.
I think we had a total of like two messages.
Yeah, it's not my fault.
I just sometimes take like a day or two.
Sorry.
That's crazy, man.
Sometimes I'm like taking a shower.
Shit just happens.
That's a terrible excuse.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
You're always on your phone.
That's your job.
Respond for a day? That's nuts nuts i just that is a good point when i'm on my phone i do like my social media shit and then i'm like
i don't want to be on my phone anymore i want to go do something else so how do you go about
planning doing something else i just go do it okay it's it's a crazy theory but like i just
you can really do whatever you want in life lauren when did you last text him without a response i don't know like days i think that
yeah i think the day i got the phone oh fuck him no offense josh you're my guy but like yeah what
the fuck it was it was maybe two days and i was like oh my bad i didn't see this and then i
answered and then you didn't know the only reason you answered is because you found out she was coming over for.
No, no, no, no.
No, that's a little.
I texted.
I texted before the podcast situation.
I texted like two days ago or something.
I was not about to double text.
I was like, that's too much.
But she thought about it for sure.
She probably had it like typed.
I was like, I didn't.
I send it.
I didn't even think it didn't cross my mind.
Good.
Good.
I want to be there.
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headlines like just like your shit just like shit that's going on in oh fun the world yeah it's fun
um so youtuber discloses worst person in bed charlie jordan harry jones bryce hall
and eva gotowski film truth or drink video now clip is
going viral eva reports revealing the worst person she slept with um okay let's see the video i don't
know who eve is i know everybody else but let's see the video i gotta say my worst influencer
in bed award goes to oh why did you look God. Um, we know who this answer is.
No we don't, tell me.
Drinker answer.
I don't wanna do the two.
Say it.
If anything it'll only motivate him to get better.
Yeah, he'll be more focused.
He'll have a focused game.
I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say it.
Okay.
I'm gonna say Brent.
Because he lacks experience, that's say Brent. Because he lacks experience.
That's all it is.
He lacks experience.
What?
He can get there someday.
Ouch.
I know she did not do my boy like that.
You are friends with Brent.
I am friends with Brent.
That's crippling.
You know what?
You don't say that you take
a drink that's horrible you take a little sip of wine and like savor the guy's life for the rest
of time yeah that was a little fucked up that's so fucked up you you don't come back from that
you can't it's simply impossible unless you just gotta prove yourself you gotta prove her wrong
I don't know how much like, yeah, experience, I guess.
But like, you kind of are what you are to a degree.
There's always room for improvement.
And I believe in you, Brent.
I would like go to therapy.
Like, I don't.
Guys, whatever.
That's a tough mean.
Really, can you say anything meaner about somebody?
No, you can't.
No, that's evil. That's evil. That. Really, can you say anything meaner about somebody? No, you can't. No, that's evil.
That's evil.
That would hurt my feelings to the max.
Yeah, imagine he said that about her.
Oh, such a...
She would cry her eyes out.
You're friends with him?
You're friends with this guy?
Me?
Yeah, I've been friends with Brent for a long time.
Do you want to shoot him a text and be like,
yo, I heard you're the worst guy I've ever seen.
No, that's even more embarrassing.
Like, maybe...
I think he needs some.
Let's all get, let's make every listener gas him up in his comment section.
Comment section.
Yeah.
Everyone that's listening right now, go comment on themself.
Send him some love.
And say, you got good dick game.
Go comment on his stuff and say, you got good dick game.
That's even worse.
Oh my God, a Brett Rivera comment section.
How's that worse?
Because it's.
Tough.
Because it's not true.
No, he knows it's not true.
And you could tell the way she said it.
She knew she was telling the truth.
But I maybe would rather get hit over the head with a baseball bat,
if I'm being honest, than hear that.
No, that's not true.
It's just you don't need to hear it publicly.
And maybe it was just an off day.
Maybe it was an off day.
Could have been an off day.
There is, yeah.
You get cramps sometimes.
I'm pretty sure they dated.
Dehydration.
Oh, Bree. Bree, you're making it worse. Sorry. There is, yeah. You get cramps sometimes. I'm pretty sure they like dated. Dehydration. Oh, Brie.
Brie, you're making it worse.
Sorry.
It was never official.
They were never officially dated, but they were clearly hooking up.
So I think it was more than once.
I'm sorry.
I'm word vomiting.
So it's like multiple times.
It's multiple times.
Just a house girls react to Mads on BFF.
So Mads is on the show last week.
Emma McAllister, Anna Shoemate,
and Sabrina Caseta
posted TikToks
on their burner TikToks.
What does that fucking mean?
It's probably like
a fucking finster, man.
It's like they're
finster TikTok,
but public.
It's like they're
finster TikTok.
Well, that's stupid.
I have one of those too.
You have a,
why?
What's the point?
Of course.
If you're on it,
what's the point?
Because sometimes
I get insecure
and I'm like, I get insecure and i'm like i
get insecure about posting things on like really out there so i just put it on my little second
one but how many like if you're on it you're wildly famous on tiktok so people see it and
then you share it and it goes it's just a little less it's a little less intimidating okay um let's see what they said Emma McAllister
I'm gonna just say smiley because every time I see her she's always got like a big smile on her
face I've only ran into her like three times in my life but why are you being silently she was in
your house she was in your house I don't know oh that's not bad and by the way Mads reached out to
me because she didn't want to trash anybody
she's like can you beep out their names i'm like you didn't say anything it's gonna seem worse
if you put a beep on it because she didn't say anything she didn't trash any of them she was
just kind of silent and i guess um people defended mads by saying she didn't say anything so uh it
they actually deleted it the girls who made the videos then deleted it.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I'm confused by it.
I think the thing is with our clips,
obviously BFFs know,
so like the people that make these clips
know what the fuck they're doing.
And it's like we create these clips
where it's like they're edited.
So if you don't go and watch the full video,
you're like, oh shit,
they probably did speak shit about me.
You know what I mean?
Or they probably did say something.
It's like,
of course you make the clips like that gets viewers to go watch the podcast.
But when people actually watch the videos,
I feel like the podcast is so much like there's just sometimes like,
do you think there's going to be shit talking?
There really isn't.
No,
I feel like we really don't for the most part.
Shane Dawson's having a child.
Wait,
what?
What?
Yes. Well, he's not
physically a man can't, but I assume
they're adopting.
Okay.
I think it's via surrogate.
Yeah. Shane has been
fairly quiet the past few years after canceling
for various things, including a sketch he made that
says he fucked his cat years prior.
He's apologized.
Okay. That's apologized. Okay.
That's crazy that he said that.
So I guess.
Imagine like living in a world where you have to tweet out.
I didn't fuck my cat.
I didn't come on my cat.
I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat.
And there's more.
There's more where that comes from.
There's a threat.
Yeah.
But I'm very happy for Shane and Ryland.
I hope that he comes on the show in the summer.
Me too.
Think he'll bring on his baby?
Josh, clout farming, X Games mode after Mads Brie and Lauren Gray.
Congrats, Lauren.
Josh is clout farming yet again with Ellie, Zealer, Keough, and Amanda Diaz
saying you're on a double date.
People are quick to point out that Ellie has a boyfriend, so Joshua
isn't talking about him on a double date
with Keough and Josh. Liked a comment saying
that. True. So you were
a third wheel? Yeah, I was kind of
well, actually Ellie doesn't have a boyfriend.
I don't think that's true, but
no, yeah, it was just like we were
fucking bowling or something. Oh, wait.
Was she there? Yeah, yeah.
Oh, so she actually doesn't have a
boyfriend no she doesn't uh yeah i think from her comment that says nah on the picture below
i'm just looking at the sheet you didn't did you try to slide on alley
no no no no it was just like we were like see that's how you answer by the way
yeah that was like now i've had great PR practice.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
What's this TikTok?
So let's see the TikTok about it from you.
How you mad she choosing me?
I like what she do to me.
She say she feel safer over here.
This where the shooters be.
She say ain't no paper up over there.
Shit, she barely eating.
And the caption was like double date, right?
Got it.
It was like, you know, a little Cloud Farm.
Like did the same audio with like Mads or
whatever after the pod, like, you know, strategy.
Yeah, of course.
I went to Ultra.
I don't know what that is.
And I don't know what imitates BFFs is.
Is that worth putting on there?
What does that mean?
Wait, you went to Ultra?
Yeah.
It was good.
It's in Miami.
Yeah.
It looks pretty crazy.
Yeah, it was. It is.
Oh, what the fuck?
How is this interesting?
How is this?
Yeah, Dave.
Okay.
Get it, Dave.
Yo, nice, Dave.
Okay.
Nice.
You got to leave that one in.
Yo, Dave.
Moving on.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what that means, imitates BFFs.
I think we're, because last week we talked about me and Brianna.
I think you're into me.
Yeah, you're, you know, me and Brianna.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bri, we talked about this, you're moving to LA.
Yeah, I think I'm going to come join you.
So are we going to do the podcast?
Like, you two will be together?
I would assume I would just go over to Josh every week.
Okay. Nice. Videos to over to Josh every week. Yeah. Okay.
Nice.
Um,
videos to react to video one.
It'd be very dangerous for me when Brianna moves here.
Yeah.
I'm going to ruin your life.
Oh,
I love this video.
So this is Cardi B on the teacups and our security guard just staring.
Oh my God. That is is so funny we needed the context
yeah i watched that like a thousand times when i first saw it he's full patrol like i don't even
know what he'd do if someone like you can't get up and jump out nah he'd figure it out he'd figure
it out trust me very funny video and then the second uh i don't know what this is. Let's go to the second one. What do you really want to do?
That's your dream project?
I got my book, of course.
Tell me.
Yeah.
Well, I don't want to give too much away because I'm very superstitious,
so I don't like to speak of things before they're finished.
But it's so far a masterpiece, if I do say so myself.
So I hope that.
Is it fiction?
Is it a memoir? No, it's um you know it was
going it was like a memoir at first but now it's just like my first book you know okay so yeah
that'll be coming out soon I love her I don't care I that dress I think it's sick sneaky fire
it's sick sneaky fire hey hey Dave yeah you don't want to be but it's like I think it's sick. Sneaky fire. It's sick. Sneaky fire.
Hey, Dave?
Yeah, you don't want to be, but it's like super freaky.
I think it's so cool.
And she's so funny.
Do you think she knows what she's doing?
Yes.
Got to.
Or she's just in a K-hole.
No, I don't think she's self-aware, actually.
I do not think so.
I think she is literally just crazy.
Okay.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That's my take.
I think she's a little bit just, you know,
she's got a little Kanye in her.
Well, she didn't talk like that.
She had a little Kanye.
She did have a little Kanye in her.
Oh, she did.
But she's doing that voice after it went viral.
She's like making it more now.
It almost seems a little more dramatic now, too.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
But I live for the eye the eye look somebody i
saw that it was um a very funny tweet somebody's like she said that she did her own makeup and
someone was just like you don't say yeah no shit yeah could i guess that one two games before that
there is a third video to react to um i pull it up. Huh. Not on the sheet, which always means something.
Yeah, my heart always drops.
This was a real time one.
It's related to Burner TikTok, so I thought it would be interesting to pull up.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's something else.
Oh!
No!
So that was posted after Josh and Mads were posting a lot of things.
That was unintentional.
That was unintentional.
We got tagged in a bunch.
Nothing wrong with Mads.
Nothing wrong with her.
She did unfollow me.
Don't know why.
Oh, shit.
When did she unfollow you?
Wow.
I don't know.
This is crazy.
I don't know.
Look at this.
Good job, Austin.
I don't know.
Nice, Austin.
That is a good job.
And I don't believe you for a second.
That's the oldest TikTok.
You guys talk so directly at each other.
I know.
They're so silly, bro.
It had nothing to do with.
It wasn't about them.
Yeah, okay.
No, that was mine.
Just total coincidence.
Of course.
Then who was it towards?
Huh?
Who was it towards?
Why does it have to be towards someone?
Why can't I just look cute on my burner?
She likes it.
And then Mads unfollows you?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, she unfollowed me.
How many people are on the burner account, Austin?
That's just a burner TikTok.
There's probably like a million followers on that one.
Makes no sense to post it there.
Why won't you admit that that was directed at Josh?
I posted several.
Was it directed at me, though?
No. I posted several
of their TikToks. A lot of people thought that.
We got a lot of tags in that one.
Or did you do it to stir some drama
up? Like you didn't really mean it, but you thought
oh, the people are going to think this.
Maybe.
You can clout farm.
Can you give me the timing? You guys are in vegas what sunday we were in vegas friday saturday left sunday and when was that posted i don't know when
i was in pennsylvania that would have been monday after the mads interview and josh and mad started
posting all these thirst traps all over the internet. Yeah, with Josh's head and Mads' crotch.
That was a
moment.
That was a moment.
Case closed.
No, but I do
want to apologize to Mads because I don't
know why she unfollowed me.
The girls are fighting.
Can I take
a stab at that?
You can. My guess based on the information that has been The girls are fighting Can I take a stab at that? Maybe
You can
I can guess too
My guess based on the information
That has been presented in the last like 10 to 15 minutes
Was
You hung out with Josh on the weekend
Josh is hanging out with Mads making videos
You didn't like it
You say Josh should be with me
She takes offense to that
And unfollows you.
That would be what I guess happened.
Okay, but I thought that wasn't a thing.
Is it a thing?
No, it's not.
But what does that have to do with you thinking it's a thing?
Because if it's not a thing, then how would it apply?
Because it's clearly a thing all the way around.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But if you come out and say it's not a thing,
then why would my
kid talk to a very popular song?
I'm saying it.
You're saying it is a thing?
No, it's not.
We gotta bring back the
CNMA video guy to make a video on this.
Ah.
You know what? We do need to bring him out
here. He would know. It's a thing all the way you
the unfollows the follows obviously girls always know that might have that might have been old too
like she might have just like not fucked with me anymore and i don't even know y'all like
unfollowed each other that's crazy i think i didn't know either guys you're sounding stupid
the case is closed yeah closed yeah closed good. Closed. Good job, Austin.
Yeah.
We have two games for you.
We have rating Oscars looks and marry, fuck, kill.
So let's just put through.
We'll do them both.
Okay. So this one for the Oscars, we have their outfits that they wore to the Oscars.
And then we have their outfits that they wore to the after party, the Vanity Fair party.
So we're going to rate them as a whole and then say
which look was better.
They wear two outfits? Yeah.
Pretty much everyone changed.
I think everyone changed actually.
And we'll go kind of quick because we got the two games.
Yeah. Unbelievable. The unfollow.
Yeah, that's wild.
That's like in social media.
That's like...
But then she added me on Snapchat.
Oh, she wants to talk. I thought she wanted to talk yeah shit you see that now yes
the left is better she's awesome left is better i think right is better i think right is better
for sure like 10 million percent better yeah no i like the hair down i like the hair on it yeah
you see more of her face with her hair up i just think it's better yeah i mean she's awesome but
left i go left yep all right see if the girls and guys split the whole time okay timothy chalamet
left guys looking steez on the left he's got balls because he's a skinny little thing yeah
i know that's why i gotta give him respect you I know. That's why I got to give him respect. You know what, though?
That's a look.
That's why I'm giving him respect.
That's a look.
He looks hot.
He has his look.
Can I tell you something?
I thought he was dating Zendaya the entire time.
No, that's Tom Holland.
That's Tom Holland.
I know.
Different one.
I thought they were both in Dune together.
It took me quite a while to figure that out.
They were both in Dune together.
This guy.
He's in Dune.
Timothee Chalamet was in Dune.
Correct.
I'm like, yeah, they're together and they're dating.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got Holland and this guy confused.
I think the left looks better.
It's Holland Spider-Man.
I actually like left better a little bit.
I'm going right, but I think maybe I just like the backdrop on the right better.
Maybe that's what's drawing my attention.
The lighting seems a little nicer.
Yeah.
I tell you, he's got balls.
I think you have to mix in a few push-ups to go shirtless.
Girls like a skinny white boy.
I'll tell you that.
Okay.
Billie Eilish.
Right.
Right.
Yeah, I kind of hate both of them, kind of.
Yeah, I was just about to say that.
Actually, I don't hate her.
Don't hate on Billie Eilish.
I don't hate on Billie.
I just don't love her.
It's just the outfits.
The outfits. She always don't love her. It's just the outfits. The outfits.
She always wears baggy stuff.
Hasn't she said she doesn't want people ever like kind of looking at her body?
No, she switched it up.
Yeah, I'm going to go left.
I'm going to go left though.
Because the right just reminds me of like a shower cap.
Yeah, but so does the left a little bit.
No, but at least it's like a dress.
The other one's like it literally reminds me of like a shower cap.
I like the shoes on the right. I like a cute loofah. The black hair is a power a dress. The other one's like, it literally reminds me of like a shower cap. I like the shoes on the right.
I like a cute loofah.
The black hair
is a power move though.
I do love the black hair on her.
I could never.
Yeah, she has fire eyes.
Yeah, she's perfect.
She does.
Very captivating.
Kristen Stewart.
Yo.
The left is kind of horrible.
I might just go right
this whole time.
I thought you were going
to say hoary.
Oh, no.
I like a hoary moment, but I don't like that.
I like the left kind of moment.
She wore shorts, which was kind of talked about.
Wait, she's wearing shorts in that?
Yeah, it's shorts, not a skirt.
I kind of like that because the right is very feminine,
but the left is like boss bitch.
I like it.
Yeah, I like Kristen Stewart.
I like the right. Jada bitch. I like it. Yeah, I like Kristen Stewart. I like the right.
Jada Pickett-Smith.
Left, I guess.
The left is, I mean, how do you even move in that thing?
It's like an entire village.
It's so bad as cool.
It's kind of cool.
I don't like either.
And I don't like the Smiths, so I'm out on both.
Oh, shit.
Don't like the Smiths as a whole?
The whole family?
He's a Chris Rock writer.
I ride or die for Chris Rock.
Did y'all talk about that already?
Yeah, we talked about it before.
What'd you think about it, though?
I don't even know.
I just love the memes that come out of it.
Fair.
The internet is very fast.
There's songs to the whole thing.
I saw that.
Do you like Will Smith?
Me?
I like the movie I Am Legend.
I actually watched that like two days ago.
Have you guys met as kids?
Aren't they kind of like around your age a little bit?
The girl's like an awesome singer, isn't she?
Oh, so talented.
The only interaction I've had is Jaden messaged me a long time ago
and said, can we be pen pals?
And I was like yeah that's how he
that was his slide move i guess yeah that's a slide in yeah i think that's a pretty good slide
in it's different can we be pen pals it kind of like it's like it opens the door to a mystery you
know yeah it was definitely a mystery and then nothing happened after that? No. No letters. No letters. That is mysterious.
He never wrote me.
Damn.
It's kind of like the notebook.
You're getting left on read a lot.
Me?
Yeah.
I mean, to be fair, my responses are kind of dry a lot of the time.
I feel like I don't leave it open for much.
Got it.
Fair.
Right.
Left.
Zendaya, right, yeah yeah what are you guys kidding me right
i think right she looks like she's in men in black yeah yeah it's just kind of cool
she can do no wrong in my eyes though i i know i don't hate the right she always looks good
but it's like good so but the left i don't know i like the left did did you guys see the memes
where it was like zendaya like on her phone texting yeah after the will smith shit and she's like hey babe will
smith just slapped the shit out of chris wall rock the oscars are wild wish you were here xoxo
and that's like this the picture of tom holland looking at the phone they're my favorite couple
ever not courtney and travis yeah you mean tom holland yes uh so courtney and travis left definitely left yeah they're both
kind of just meh i like her hair better in in the right but i like the outfit on the left i i agree
with that i think he looks way better on the left agreed yeah he's so cool looking that to me is not
cool that's like he's walking on the street and I cross and go to the other side.
Right.
Because you think like what you're about to get like.
I don't know.
This guy's capable of anything with all these tattoos.
I think he looks cool.
You like that, huh?
I do.
What do you think of that look, Lauren?
Which one?
Just his look in general?
The full tat.
It's definitely a little intimidating.
Agreed.
Scary.
But, I mean, it works.
Rihanna's about to be there soon, I think.
Yeah, I'm going to shave my head and tattoo my skull right before I move to LA.
That's sick.
That's a move.
Lily James.
The left is, she looks, I mean.
Left is so good.
She looks so good.
She's gorgeous.
And her as Pamela Anderson is my favorite thing in the world.
She looks like she's walking out of Victoria's Secret.
She looks like she's walking out of heaven.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah, I like the left.
I like her makeup, I think, more on the right.
Or the picture more.
But left.
I'll go left.
The hair is great.
The dress is great.
Simi Liu.
This is crazy.
Is this a joke?
Did he just take off?
He just took his shirt off.
He just took off the white. He just took off the white.
He just took off the white.
So he just took it off for the after party, which is kind of like a funny move.
I don't hate that.
Yeah, I like that.
I think that's funny.
I like that move.
Yeah.
He looks way cooler on the right.
Yeah, he should have done the right the whole time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It looks kind of badass.
He could have been the guy that just didn't change.
Yeah.
Respect.
Yeah, that was baller.
Zoe Kravitz right yeah yeah right she's so pretty i'd go right she's so pretty yeah she's beautiful
right jessica right agree yeah i like jessica yeah dark 30 yeah the green looks really good
i don't know why but when when dresses switch up at the waist,
kind of like prom, it throws me off a little bit.
Yeah.
Oh, you mean the color?
Yeah, you know how it looks like the top and the bottom?
It looks like a prom dress.
Looks a little tacky.
Is that ombre?
Is that what they call that thing on the left?
Yes, good job, Dave.
Thank you.
That was good, Dave. Thank you, thank you thank you thank you meg the stallion
i go left left that is so beautiful that color on mech she's i love her i'm in love with her i think
actually did you download like that bruno song she was in bruno mars no bruno mars why they call
me bruno from encanto she like sang it at the Oscars.
It was fire. I didn't watch
the Oscars.
It was fire. I'll download it
after this. I heard you thought
the Beyonce song sucked.
I did. Listen,
Beyonce people come for your throat
if you say she's Beyonce. I also saw that.
I also saw that. Yeah, they
come for your fucking throat. She doesn't sing anymore. She like talks. Like sing. I'm saw that. I also saw that. Yeah, they come for your fucking throat.
She doesn't sing anymore.
She talks.
Like, sing.
I'm falling asleep.
Yeah.
Go back to the roots, Beyonce.
That's it.
Okay.
Or Maddie Ziegler.
Oh, she's so cute.
Left.
Yeah, she looks so good.
Right.
I like the one on the right.
Okay.
I'm going right. I love black. I think she looks so good. Right. I like the one on the right. Okay. I'm going right.
I love black.
I think she looks good in black.
Is she the one from West Side Story?
No, Dance Mom.
Yeah, she was in West Side Story.
She was in West Side Story?
Yeah, she was.
Yeah, there was controversy because she didn't get invited at first.
She's very pretty, too.
I guess it's the Oscars.
Wait, she didn't get invited to the Oscars?
No, she was very late.
It was like super late.
Even though she was in the movie.
Yeah, she took a dig at them on stage, actually.
Good.
Yeah.
Okay, so Marry, Fuck, Kill will wind up the show with Marry, Fuck, Kill.
This should be in it.
Now, we generally try to pair people, make it a hard choice,
so we'll see what we got.
All right, we have Lee Cantwell, Anne Jeffrey, and Kyle DeLaura.
So I'm assuming that's the Kyle.
Okay.
So all of my exes.
Beautiful.
So I thought your ex was like not a known person.
I mean, he doesn't really do social media, but I guess that's a recent photo too.
Yeah.
Okay.
And in the middle, actually, that's James Charles.
Isn't that fucking Harvey?
Isn't that Harvey?
Yeah.
That used to be like his thing, right? Well, yeah. Wait, no, his name is Harvey. Why't that fucking Harvey? Isn't that Harvey? Yeah, it is. That used to be like his thing, right?
Wait, no, his name is Harvey.
Why did they pick his... Why does it say
Lay Cantwell? That's his middle name.
Wait, Ian Jeffrey
is James Charles' brother? Yes.
And you dated this guy too?
I sure did.
How long ago?
Is he straight?
I would hope so.
I believe so, but I'm thought i i only am saying that because i thought he posted something or i thought i saw something maybe
he's gay i mean did you turn him gay probably gets left on red turning this guy i could be
so wrong i could be so wrong like so fucking i wrong. I mean, like last I checked, he was straight.
But like, hey, people change.
How long ago did you date him, Lauren?
I dated him like for a couple months in 2019.
Okay.
So a little bit ago.
All right.
Yeah.
Well, your turn to go.
Yeah, fuck Mary Kiltz.
This is all you.
Okay.
I would marry Harvey because we were really good friends we didn't end on
bad terms we're we're cool like we don't talk anymore but i wish him the best so cool guy um
fuck ian kill kyle only because it's fresh i feel really like i'm not trying to like hurt
anybody i'm really i i'm not trying to hurt his feelings, but it just was not.
Anyway.
Bye, Kyle.
Kyle looks exactly like somebody that I
feel like I know who
it is and I can't put
a finger on it.
You also don't
seemingly have a type
because all three of
these guys look
different and Josh
looks different.
Well, okay, I dated
Harvey for like three
years when I was like
14.
So I dated him from
like 14 to 17.
Got it.
And so that was like
we were younger and then
ian i was like ian looks like a supermodel like a vote so yeah he models now yeah i hooked him up
with my old modeling agent and he moved to new york what a good ex yeah yeah he kind of looks
like he's in like the rolling stones or something yeah and kyle looks like he's in like the Rolling Stones or something. Yeah. And Kyle looks like he's in Goonies or something.
All right.
Next.
Luna Blaze.
These are all my friends.
And Lydia Mace.
You got to pick between them.
I have to?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got to kill one of your homies.
I know.
I know.
Brooks.
Brooks is literally sitting in the room right over there.
I'm going to marry Brooke because that's where basically already married.
And then fuck Lydia.
And Luna and I aren't friends anymore.
So I'm going to respectfully let her go.
Did something happen?
No.
She kind of just stopped talking one day.
That was really it.
Damn.
I don't believe that.
Next.
Next.
Vinnie Hacker, Bryce Hall, Josh Richards.
Okay.
I'm not really friends with Vinnie,
so we're going to...
Chop his head off.
Oh, God.
Okay, we'll marry Josh,
because he's right next to me.
And you want to marry him.
I could...
I made a whole video on tick talk about it i don't
oh my god this is okay i'm gonna um i can i could never fuck bryce i'm i love bryce but i could
never fuck bryce we're gonna kill bryce and fuck vinny vinny always ends up in the fuck category
like a hundred out of a hundred i mean why could you never fuck bryce because i've known
him since i was like 13 yeah it's just kind of that always amazes me how long you guys have
actually like known each other right i've known him since i was because he lived in maryland and
i lived in philly so we would hang out like before we moved to la yeah it's crazy i mean
it's small world it's way smaller than i would have ever thought how
far away do you live from josh now like you're in la right yeah i live in simi so like
like 30 okay i think that's everything we got for you lauren any last questions
brie josh i have none no she's got As you came on and spilled the tea. They're definitely, definitely hanging out after this.
That's.
Yeah.
And I don't mean like tomorrow.
I mean like they're going to do.
They're probably starting to do TikToks.
They're having a play date.
Yeah.
Dude, I have to like film tea talking shit today.
She's probably on it.
No.
Yeah, maybe.
You want to be on the video?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Thank you for coming on, Lauren.
It was nice to meet you.
Congrats on all your success.
Thank you.
All right.
That's BFFs.