BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - MARKELL HAS BEEF WITH LIVVY DUNNE? — BFFs EP. 112

Episode Date: January 12, 2023

We are joined by recurring guest Markell Washington who we first have to figure out if Dave even knows Markell is a recurring guest and determine his “icon” status. We then get into headlines with Bryce Hall getting into (another) fight, James Charles being accused of grooming, Livvy Dunne getting mobbed, EmRata saying she attracts the worst men, Addison Rae cutting Omer Fedi’s hair, Sienna Mae potentially being pregnant, North West dressing and Kanye and her and Kim dancing to a Taylor Swift song, Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott splitting, Logan Paul’s pet pig saga, Taylor Swift and SZA’s beef on the charts, Nate Wyatt’s split from Alison Sarzoza and Markell’s inside info on the situation, Mike Majlak’s tribute to adult film stars, Jake Paul using Sky Bri for revenge against Julia Rose, Eminem turning down $8m to perform with 50 Cent at the World Cup in Qatar, Lizzo saying that people should have to pay to comment on her body, Julia Fox’s best date with Drake, and a very odd Alec Baldwin video. We then react to one of Dave’s favorite recent videos, get into BFFs corner, and (try to) end with a game that turns into an all-time rant by Markell towards an influencer that every single person says is one of the nicest out there. Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for chicken finger meals and stay for sauce! Order online at https://barstool.link/RaisingCanesBSS Proper Wild: Go to https://barstool.link/ProperwildBSS to try Proper Wild 30% Off.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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Hi, what's up, Dave? Return guest. How's it going? Yeah, return guest. We don't have many of those, so welcome. Thank you for having me. Josh, what's up with this hat? Red Sox hat?

What is that? Let's go, Josh. Yeah, it is a Red Sox hat. What is it? What's go, Josh. Yeah, it is a Red Sox hat. What is it? What do you mean? What is this hat? Well, there looks like I can't really see. It looks like there's a bear on it or the number one.

What is it? It's like. What is it? It's a polo symbol, like a man riding a horse. Yeah, that's what it is. So what is it? Yeah. What is that hat?

It's a Boston Red Sox hat. Well, I mean, I know. Listen, I know it's a Red Sox hat, but I know they didn't wear that in the field in the history of the Red Sox. Yeah, it's like a custom one. Got it. Yeah. You got your Bruins hat on. Yeah, Marina gave me this.

Nice. Yeah, she gave me a nice gift she's gave me a nice like gift package for uh the holidays all right um do we have to like redo markel's intro it's just like i got a little i mean we already did it what do you mean we gotta do like do we have to reintroduce them we can reintroduce them introducing markel washington everybody your words dave what do you know about right i want to hear what Dave has to say because it's funny and she knew that I was reoccurring but two weeks ago you didn't know who the hell I was when Bree said I was iconic and I couldn't have waited to come say that Dave

well yeah I'm looking at right here it says when Aisha and Azran Mian were on BFFs. Dave wasn't sure who Markel was, even though Markel was on BFFs before. So I know who Markel is. So I don't know how I didn't. It may have been in passing. I didn't see, like, a picture of him. Markel's the one with Charlie and what's-his-name was, like, talking or whispering in there in a club, right? Dixie, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I there in a club. Right. Dixie.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I know who he is. I knew we had him.

So I don't know what you mean. I didn't know who he was. What does that mean? Dave. Let's just be like, who's that? We have the clip. We have the clip. There was a picture as well.

Hilarious. Yeah. Really funny. Icon. Icon. I love him. Holy fuck. I love him. That's a word. that's a word that's a word icon

yeah wow maybe iconic that's just as good he's everything he is online and more yeah he's like so genuine i was gonna say captivating like i feel like when he when he enters a room it's like you know he is there oh yeah he has a presence wherever he goes dave anything well now i'm just gonna think of brie calling him an icon. Now I'm sweating this kid, and I barely know who he was until two minutes ago, and now we're calling him an icon. We have him on the show. He was on the show.

If he walked down the street, I wouldn't have known that. No offense. Now I'm going to have to because he's an icon. It was a Zoom episode. Yeah, he was on the show. He's an icon. He's an icon for me. Huge one.

Here you are, Bree. Thank you. All right. I'm not kidding. Yeah. Huge. Here you breathe. Thank you. All right. I'm not. Yeah, you're going to have to backtrack. You're going to have to backtrack. Recognize them. No icon.

Markel, I like you on the show. You're no icon. I'm an icon in the making. Let me tell you. An icon is reserved for like, I don't know, like 10 living humans. Like who's a fucking Tom Brady is an icon. Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio is an icon. Like, I don't know.

You can't be an icon at this stage. Right. Iconic. It's just manifestation. Yeah. Iconic. It's like it's a buildup. You know, they didn't always start as an icon,

but everybody probably told them as they were growing that you're going to be an icon or you're iconic. So Brie was just manifesting that and putting it in the air for me. Yeah. That wasn't me saying he's no icon. It's not like if someone said, hey, Dave, you're an icon. I'd be like, no, I'm not. Like, what are you talking about?

Like, you have to have a pretty extensive body of work and career behind you to reach icon status. Celine Dion is an icon. But you still didn't remember he was on BFFs. No, I did. You did? I think. I definitely, it's hard now for me to go back into those shoes because, like, I knew he was on the show and i knew what he looked like if we if we're walking down the street in a busy crowd like new york like times square i don't know

that i'd pick him out walking but if it's just me and him walking other ways i'd recognize that's fair enough that's fair yeah that is fair well let'll just lie with that one. Because we've never been in the same room either. It's like Zoom. Let's chat. Well, that's not true, Brie, because I- If you throw around Icon, you're thrown around every two seconds. True. But I did meet you in person, Dave.

Fuck. When? Nah, this is getting worse for you, man. When y'all came to Saddle Ranch. That's when I met Brie with the purple hair. And y'all did it. And then all the people were in the back like but it was a lot of people literally like shook hands like hey good to

see you yeah god damn well now i feel like an asshole no you're fine you meet so many people you know maybe i didn't make that big of an impression on your head i don't know fuck man that just that's tough yeah all the heart yeah all right well i'm gonna be better that won't have that probably at the end of that or and i'm sure all of you including markel josh brie when you're meeting a ton of people in a group sometimes you're just oh yeah it was a lot going around yeah um all right well now i'll never forget uh forget. Bryce Hall got in a fight in Las Vegas Club Security. When I first got this sheet, what the fuck's this guy doing? Matt, why wouldn't you do that without going in the camera angle, dude?

Yeah, see, you can do it without going in the camera angle, Matt. What kind of idiot was that? Same one as last week. This guy, I may have to hire that guy that guy has like the right type of stupid that i like around here um shit jesus take the wheel the bryce hall fights las vegas club when i first saw this i was thinking like this was an old sheet like that this was maybe from two years ago i feel like we haven't had too much of this type stuff with bryce in a bit i haven't seen the video yet so let's watch it and then we can see what we

got Wait, what? Oh, shit. Hey, he's not a fighter. He never claimed to be a fighter. What? Oh. I got it all. Come on, Bryce. Not good.

Bryce. I thought he outgrew this, too. Me, too. It's the new blonde hair. He's acting up. Maybe it is. Maybe it is. Maybe it is. Have you talked to him?

Has anybody talked to him since then? You guys are all like best friends with him. Yeah, I was live the other day and it started getting like sent to my live stream all over the place. Like everyone was like, holy shit, Bryce gone to a fight in Vegas or whatnot. And then he FaceTimed me actually when I was live. He FaceTimed me. And all he said was what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. So I got nothing.

It's a bad look. It's a bad look. And this isn't just, I don't know what better or worse. It's not really like a fight in Vegas. It's like security is asking you to leave. And you're throwing punches. And they were calm. Yeah.

It's security. They're not trying to fight you for whatever reason. I don't know if he said, you've been asked to leave, and now you're throwing punches. It's not the first. How old is Bryce now? He's 23. 23, I think.

Yeah. Yeah, same age as me. 22. Yeah, it's a bad look. At least to me, it's like, what are you, a two-year-old? You're throwing punches like you threw a full fledged punch at the security guard's face

yeah and then he got karma though he bashed his face off the wall his own face well I saw that and then a girl in the background her little whistle neck ass oh my god it's Bryce

yeah and somebody's like like she's about to get a photo or something yeah like she's about to walk and be like can I get a photo right and the damn cameraman I got the whole thing yeah yeah yeah and honestly how he's not a fighter

asked this before but he's a celebrity what do you have to do to get kicked out of a club in vegas as a celebrity like you're pretty lenient like what like what are you doing to be in that situation i mean i'm sure he'll he'll end up telling the story eventually right right i feel Like, you're pretty lenient. Like, what are you doing to be in that situation? I mean, I'm sure he'll end up telling the story eventually, right? Right. I feel like just knowing Bryce, I was seeing him and Tanner's stories, and, like, he came up off of a big-ass win, so I could just see him, you know, like, trying to record the table or something, and, you know,

they don't let you record the table. And Bryce is like, fuck you, I do what I want want and then that lady or whoever the tenant was probably got offended called the security bryce like who the fuck is you i just won a hundred thousand dollars or how much ever he won and then you know what excuse me sir i'm gonna have to ask you to leave dude fuck off i'm bringing y'all money you know i could just see how that conversation conspired or whatever yeah i don't because it's like there's so many celebrities in vegas bringing money to and i don't and maybe i'm just not paying as much attention because i kind of know bryce so he's on the sheet but i feel like i don't see pretty well-known people in those type of scrums very often i don't know they probably don't react

somebody go yeah maybe he needs someone to go out with to be like, chill out. I don't know. It's just a strange thing to get to that point. Come on, Bryce. Is he a bad drunk? He's just a little crazy. Yeah, he definitely gets a little crazy. I think

it's like everyone. You get to a certain point and then it's like after that point, you have a couple more drinks, and you're a little out of control then. He's Bruce Hall when he's drunk. Right. Very much giving Bruce. He wants to transform into a werewolf, giving Taylor Lautner.

Yeah. Either way, I think it's a terrible look. James Charles, this could have literally been a BFF from back in time. Yeah. James Charles accused of grooming James Paul. James Charles is taking heat again after a straight man accused James. How does that even make sense? James Charles is taking heat again after a straight man accused James Charles of grooming him.

How do you get groomed as a straight man? Right. I don't know if it was grooming. I seen the little follow-up videos on tiktok james was trying to get the guy to facetime him and james was like a conversation can get misinterpreted if we're texting he was just trying to convince the guy to facetime him or something like that and uh he just kept asking the guy or whatever And then the guy posted all the videos of him recording his phone on TikTok. So if I'm being like, oh my God, David, you're annoying over text, right?

You don't know if I'm saying like, oh my God, David, you're being annoying. Or like, oh my God, David, you're being annoying. Or like, oh my God, David, you're being fucking annoying. Because all three of those are completely different emotions that you cannot see through text. You only get to actually experience those through a FaceTime call or through being in person. And here it is. We have the picture. It looks like it's James Charles talking.

It's a really lucrative role. It's called My Boyfriend. Requirement 6-2. Must love escape room horror movies and cuddling. Big dick, armpit hair, an occasional FaceTime call. This is salary zero, but it's a good job. I think perks include cute boyfriend, great personality, huge ass, free living in a $10 million house in LA, fun travel opportunities, good head, and more.

So that's what he was offering this guy? Yeah. Put it all out there, really. Now, why is it grooming? Is the guy young? the guy young uh where he's gotten in trouble for like trying to make straight men turn gay and it's like kind of why should that be trouble because it's like it makes them uncomfortable like they clearly don't want anything to do with him and he's like kind of forcing it upon them but like this guy was obviously answering him and texting him back that's my point yeah confused yeah because they

were literally entertaining him and they built up enough uh evidence or receipts as they would call it to try to expose him and i'm like if you felt uncomfortable if you felt like you didn't want to talk to him if you weren't interested why keep answering him in the first place and leading him on yeah that's kind of what i yeah that's kind of was what my point unless unless we're knowing like when you say grooming to me that starts talking about underage that's what that means so if you're just talking about a guy who's of age who is talking back to james charles and james charles you can argue whether he has good game or not but if he if the guy's responding i i don't really see what the issue.

Now, if it's underage, it's not saying that here. No, he, he age checked him. I think people just nitpick every situation that James Charles gets into with the guy now because of his history.

Yeah. Yeah. Well then that's bullshit because like what Markel saying, you're responding to him. So why wouldn't he think you may be interested? And then could just be like well that's weird game or not weird but i they say grooming that's a misleading title why do we put grooming on this thing austin well it's clarified at the second part of the second page but basically that's what everyone originally was like this is what's happening he's grooming he's young and then people started

looking into it more and being like, wait, why are you only showing your responses? His sister came out and was like, he did this all for clout. Like he was leading James on. Well, this is my little brother. This is David's account. And he was talking to James Charles about a month and a half ago. All those videos are a month and a half old.

They spoke for a few weeks. My brother led them on a bit. Even though he was sitting straight, he was leading them on. And I told my brother to take the videos down. He pretty much told me to go fuck myself and didn't care. He obviously did it for views there's no hidden meaning behind it wow yeah so and and that is where the headlines always bigger than like the follow-up like james charles growing james charles got kind of fucked in this situation. 100%. Because if that's the boy's sister saying that he was leading James on, he probably was telling all his friends, oh, I'm going to do this for clout, or I'm going to lead J's on and then expose him.

Because he posted literally, he posted the same video, because I looked at the guy's account. He posted the same video like five times just to different sounds. And then every response James gave gave him he would record on another phone and then post that video to tiktok it was very sketchy yeah so that's dickhead move right there that that's you're not and like that goes back to the original point he's trying to convince a straight guy to be gay well it's like i don't think james charles would be doing that if you didn't think that i was interested. So this is kind of bullshit.

Teen boys mob Livvy Dunn. Duh. I mean, this was crazy. Did you see the did you see like what was going on at like the gym meetups or whatnot? No, but it doesn't. I mean, it was like boys. It was like hundreds and hundreds of guys like shouting and

cheering the most like outlandish stuff at these gym meets. And then bringing signs. The bus had to go through a different entry point so that Livvy didn't walk through all these guys with all the other gymnasts and shit. so it's i'm looking at the picture she's like taking pictures with the crowd so is was this bad i think that there were bad uh moments but she was trying to handle it at the same time you know what i mean from what i've seen it's like there were like there was some stuff that was fine like guys you know going there cheering what that's fine you're like supporting livy whatever that's cool but then like some people were taking it to i guess like a different level and what they were saying and like cheering and chanting not just at her but at like

other gymnasts it was more like other gymnasts at the meet we're getting like trashed and everything so i think that's kind of what it was yeah she tweeted i will always appreciate and love the support from you guys but if you come to a meet i want to ask you to please be respectful of the other gymnasts and the gymnast community as we're just doing our job yeah so i think that's that's essentially what the issue was is they were bashing the other gym yeah they were just like the whole gymnastics meet yeah and it's a fine line terrifying those all those teenage boys in that video are kind of terrifying it is a fine line though because how do i say this uh democratically she brings it on in the sense of like she's a gymnast but she plays up the sex

appeal she's obviously a gorgeous young athlete like that to attract that crowd isn't overly surprising oh yeah like she knows those are her fans yeah correct 100 they're just yeah so like i get what they're saying you can't be like i could all obviously they're like teenage boys that don't have a sense of like you're gonna be a dickhead to the other gymnasts who are just there and have no part of it. But, you know, as long as they're respectful, I think it's kind of a cool thing. Like, that brings more. Like, it brings. I'm guessing.

And again, I could be wrong. Like, college gymnast meets gymnasts aren't, like, sold out. She's bringing a lot of attention as long as the guys aren't total assholes yeah i think it's it's a lot like kind of like what you saw with the wisconsin like volleyball team a little bit right like it's like they're they were sold out after that every single every single match but when people went they were pretty respectful like we went to a game and everyone was just cheering on the team like and everyone was about the team so that that was really cool and i think she could do the same thing with jim meets yeah and that's not even

just regulated to like college there's like anna kornikova and tennis and obviously sex appeal and athletes puts asses in the seats um oh i have a thing about this one emirata emirata says she attracts the worst men this is obviously emilyjikowski on Amrata's podcast. She revealed that she attracts the worst men. This is coming after she recently split with Pete Davidson. She's so full of shit. Listen, she attracts every man. The problem is her taste in men, not the men that are attracted to her.

She's gorgeous and beautiful. She could have a wide array of choices she's picking shitty men that's her taste not the like yeah you attract bad guys good guys green guys yellow guys six foot tall guys every guy is gonna like emily reggie kowski yeah that's. She just picks the worst ones. Yeah, that's on you. Yeah. She's kind of got to figure that one out. There's like track record. She's just got bad taste in men. Correct.

Who's the other men she's had bad taste in besides Pete Davidson? Well, her husband like cheated on her, right? Yeah, her husband. Who's her husband? He was a nobody. He was just a nobody and cheated on her. Yeah. Damn.

That guy's bold as fuck. He was cheating on her all the time in New York. Oh, yeah. You were the one who had all the inside info on that, bold as fuck. He was cheating on her all the time in New York. Oh, yeah. You were the one who had all the inside info on that, right, Bree? I didn't have all the inside info. I just knew of one person. That's a lot of info. Yeah.

It's one inside. It's one inside. Yeah, I guess so. She's now on a date with Eric Andre on Sunday night. All right. You think this one will last? I don't know much about eric andre me neither funny guy though i think everyone like everyone that dates comics ends up traumatized

so she likes funny guys that seems to be yeah funny bad guys uh addison ray cuts omar fetty's hair addison Rae cut her boyfriend Omar Fetty's hair and is now supporting a buzz cut people on the internet are saying Addison saw the vision because they already think he looks hotter with short hair although they may not have many pictures okay good shit

I mean he always had like a good looking face see anime's boyfriend kisses her stomach people speculate she may be pregnant because of that okay damn has anyone seen her

like has she been in LA nah I haven't seen her in forever have you seen her in a while nah I haven't I think she's been in Hawaii oh she just shipped out and never came back

yeah um I guess yeah that is kind of like a pregnant photo to take a little belly kiss

yeah big time it doesn't totally mean you're pregnant her whole brand is like love your belly so maybe he's just loving her belly oh good point have your boyfriend love your belly like you do kind of thing

well it's probably good marketing she probably had on one of her bathing suits and like drawn attention to it yeah yeah yeah yeah you're right you're right uh skipping prince harry's stuff northwest is kanye i saw this people on the internet losing their mind over northwest recent tiktok dresses her dad kanye kim has been clear in interviews that kids are kept in the dark about kanye and kim's relationship how their divorce has panned out on social media uh didn't they also yeah north also posted a tiktok tiktok of her and kim doing a dance of taylor swift song shake it off fuck that i don't care do your kanye shit oh you don't fuck with that no i don't fuck with that don't don't play fucking you don't you

you don't have the right kim kardashian to listen to Taylor Swift's music. How about that? Bam. Boom. Mic drop. Right. Boom, slap, pow. Bang. But it's okay if Northwood to do it, right?

No. No? Because she's in the same bloodline? The whole family is banned from doing anything. That's not North's fault. That's just her bloodline's fault. Well, tough. You can't. He gets just her bloodline's fault. Well, tough. You can't.

He gets a lot of benefit from those bloodlines, Josh. One of the things he's going to have to not have the benefit is of enjoying Taylor Swift's music. All right, fair. I would take that. Be mega billionaire rich or not have to listen to Taylor. You don't listen to fucking anti-hero. Yeah, I think I would take North's life for sure.

Absolutely. He's going to have some fucking shit to deal with, I bet, when he's older. She? North is a woman. Or a girl, I guess. Oh, yes. He thought North was a boy. Well, I mean, she's dressed.

To be fair, she's dressed as Kanye. North sounds like a guy's name to me. North. I feel like it could be pretty, pretty both. I mean, you would never know there. You don't know what I mean. He's dressed as Kanye. She.

She. She. She. She looks exactly like him. That's crazy. The pronouns. The company. Kylie Jenner.

Travis Scott split. That's big news. I didn't hear that is this like confirmed yeah they uh i i just saw it on tiktok oh all right well markel just confirmed it like i did here at first hand yeah because remember he was with that other girl that yeah sweet young sweet young sweet row yeah yeah you were deep in on that dave you knew all about it i did i did and i didn't believe that he was with young sweet bro but maybe he was because they broke up it could be i feel like these two break up a lot right they are quite on and off again yeah yeah but aren't they like having like their second kid or something like that I feel like these two break up a lot, right? They are quite on and off again. Yeah, yeah.

But aren't they having their second kid or something like that? They already did. They did have their second kid? The baby boy. Yeah, see, I'd be way behind. Yeah, I feel like she just uses them to pump kids out. Wow, that's a statement. Yeah.

Kind of seems like that. That's crazy. That is crazy. This next story, listen, I like Logan paul i'm friends with logan paul this next story is horrible and i pray that it's not fucking true because it's a pretty fucking horrible story you know what i like more than logan paul animals like i'm the bit i like animals a hundred times more than i like humans like i would push humans into ongoing traffic to rescue a dog like i like i i am an animal person so this story is was disturbing i saw it today a pig named pearl

was rescued by the gentle barn sanctuary in california that people believed to be logan paul's old pet pig that he allegedly abandoned. The Gentle Barn said they were told the pig was breeded and sold to an influencer, was likely made to believe their mini pig would stay small, but inevitably grew large. The Barn said when the pigs cannot be cared for by their owners, they're often ditched. The Barn said they don't know everything she has been through, but when they found Pearl, she was in poor condition, but she has been healed and is safe at the barn.

There's some pictures of Logan saying, I bought Pearl over a year ago. I was told she's a mini pig. She's not. And then they have the following of the pig being rescued, the condition. Oh, my God. I mean, it's probably true if he hasn't come out and been like, here's my Pearl, my backyard. Well, true. But there is also. And who knows? All right. probably true if he hasn't come out and been like here's my pearl in my backyard well true but there was also and who knows all right i had a mini horse extraordinary extraordinary clara you did yeah extraordinary clara yeah extraordinary clara that's beautiful. And it was mine and Renee's when we moved to New York.

We weren't going to have a mini horse in the apartment. Oh, right. There she is. Oh, that's a cutie cutie. Yeah. Wow. So we had to give up. Dude, you look so happy in that photo.

Ella Beach got jazz. Like you look like you're blushing in that photo. It looks like a Christmas morning for a seven-year-old boy in that photo. Yeah, Stella being extraordinary. Clara, my knees are inverted backwards. That was before I went to Italy and started wearing tight clothes. How do you look older in that picture? Well, because I never took a day off.

I ate a full baguette. That was when... That was the baguette days. Yeah, I would go get the Caesar salad at... what's the place called panera panera and then a full baguette for lunch every day full pizza for dinner so it was it was weighing on me yeah for sure those knees taking a lot i don't know if the mini horse could have taken you for a ride man no you don't ride the mini horse so what we did though the point being is when we moved to new york we made sure he had a home and he we brought him to a farm that and he's like now a therapy mini horse he goes around and meets like people makes him feel better so my point logan

when he you think you have a mini pig and it turns out you got a gigantic pig he may have taken steps to give the pig to somebody and that's what you hope like so you don't know i'll say this if he just and again i don't think he would do it but if he just threw the pig on the side of a road he's a cocksucker i don't think he did that why would he do that is that where they said body hanging in japan that was a long time ago that yeah i mean hopefully you got to mature from that. Get rid of a pig. My question is, did they say in the caption that they found the pig on the side of the road? Or did they just say like, yo, this.

The Gentle Barn wrote this. Pearl was found alone in a field next to another pig who had passed away. She came to us with tattered ears and a potentially life-threatening infection in her uterus that has since been healed she clearly been through so much trauma that we can't begin to imagine but she's now safe with us at the gentle barn from what we've been told is believed she was purchased originally from a breeder by an influencer people often buy mini pigs or or teacup pigs for clout online believing they will stay small when they inevitably grow um very large and have many unexpected needs they're sadly discarded while we don't know everything she's been through in the past we know uh her life is now filled with friends

nutritious foods the highest quality care and so much more so pearls made it through again they're very easily could have been a middle step if well yeah it's saying it's saying uh that they found it with another pig like or beside another pig that was dead makes me think that it wouldn't have been logan's because logan didn't have two pigs you know or logan gave it away and then the other person that had the other pigs abandoned it so it was like a step after logan but them spots are the exact same like yeah i think it's the same look at that i'm pretty sure those are the exact same location of spots exactly somebody whoever abandoned the pig is a jerk yeah we yeah yeah fuck that person for real for real yeah we'll send bryce hall on your ass yes but

there's no doubt logan right now is going through a stage where everyone's coming at him for everything. So this is very, if you don't like Logan, it's an easy thing to jump on. But again, I don't see him doing that, but who knows? All right, guys, quick commercial break. So Proper Wild is a clean all-day energy shot designed to boost your energy focus and productivity without the jitters or crash. So no preservatives, no artificial sweeteners, no horrible chemicals,

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Yeah. Saw. Saw. Saw. Yeah. Zah. Zah. That's Zah, dude. Are Taylor Swift and Zah beefing on the charts? The internet is, was convinced Taylor Swift and Zah were beefing on the charts. SZA. Who the fuck's a SZA?

Just because you're hurt. You don't know who SZA is? What's? I'm going to kill myself. You're going to get destroyed all right all the girls be bleeding you know it you know dave you know it what's her number one song play kill bill have you probably heard that if you're on tiktok oh we're calling her she She's a TikTok music. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

She is not a TikTok singer, but this is blowing up on TikTok and you've been on TikTok. We can play this. What's going on? It's playing. You took your headphones off. Oh, right. I'm still a fan even though it's salty Hate to see you with some other But I know you happy

Hate to see you happy if I'm not the one driving I'm so mature I'm so mature I got me a therapist to tell me there's other men I ain't Alright I heard him Get back in the league SZA What? She's trying to go toe toto-toe with Taylor Swift.

Did we even read the full headline? That was like one snippet. She did. She's like one of the first girls to do billboards up there. SZA is SZA. After losing her spot on Taylor Swift, began dropping different versions of her songs, which put her music back on top.

And shortly after, SZA began dropping different versions of her songs, which put her music back on top, and shortly after SZA began dropping different versions of her songs. That sounds petty by SZA. While promoting her album, SZA ended up tweeting she hates seeing supporters argue, so she doesn't want any beef. Okay, then I'm fine with her. You would die for Taylor Swift.

I swear Dave is getting Swifty, babe. I'm a big Swifty. Huge. Nate Wyatt split with Allison Sarzoza. Nate Wyatt's ex, Allison Sarzoza, who has moved on with Netflix's Ultimatum star, Zay Wilson. Zay and Allison were together on TikTok Live and commented bae on a TikTok with Allison.

Nate was quick to shout down rumors that Allison left him behind in 2022, while Zay say he was talking about them, not me, when he commented, bae. Markel, do you know anything about this situation? I was going to say, you were in the mix. I got no clue what's going on here. You know, that is my roommate, but child, Jesus, take the wheel. Miss Allison, you know, I can't lie. I have not seen her around the house lately.

Okay. She occasionally comes around, but, you know. Like what time of night does she come around? Very much giving that. I was going to say sneaky link, a meet and greet, a bump and go. Sounds like it might be a bump and go. Right. Because you know, couples break up all the time. They have their

rocky patches, but Nate seems to still want to go back. He say that Latin poontang just like a tasso to him. Yeah. Got him whipped. Hooks him back in.

There's the update uh mike malak loves porn stars that is that we know that that's not breaking that's not breaking news yeah didn't he say that when he came on the pod yeah he said he was taking a break from them i think he he's been pretty pretty open about it he i guess he posed a tribute to porn stars for being more than surface talent saying he owes them big time for their contact creation how is it envious like no yeah listen mike is a ride or die porn star guy he said that forever yeah yeah yeah it's like he really does stand for the porn stars i was about to say he's the porny yeah yeah correct jake paul used porn star for clout and revenge ski bro sky brie revealed on no jumper that back in march 2022 jake paul used her for clout and revenge on his then ex julia rose she also made clear that jake

wanted to be mutual beneficial so she could get followers and fame from their from their social as well. He kind of just is what it is. Is what it is. It is what it is. They're seemingly, though, pretty happily together now, Jake and Julia. Yeah, they've been a couple. So why? Oh, because

this was just released on... This was just talked about. She just talked about it. Yeah, that's tough. Eminem turns down performance 50 cent eminem turned down performing 50 cent at the world cup 50 cents said they were given a nine million dollar budget to book them 50 cent would have taken one million eminem would have gotten the other eight it's pretty fucking good you can do that yeah why would he have turned that down? I thought I saw something where 50 Cent said he wanted to do, like, the 8 Mile TV show or he was doing the 8 Mile TV show or something.

Yeah, did Eminem just not think that was enough money for him? No, he just didn't want to do it. Oh. Maybe he had something against the World Cup being in Qatar. Who knows? I thought it was a crazy split, though, 1 million to 8 million. Yeah, that is crazy. Do you think that's like fair that split yeah just because of like the fame level well i'll say this like i don't josh you may even be there miami i went to like a party on uh what was it was it new was it new year's no halloween okay maybe was it halloween

it was a party oh art basel it was an art yeah yeah yeah i was there and like 50 cent performed yep eminem did not and i feel like if eminem did it would have been a way bigger deal right yeah like so maybe this split is performing at way bigger deal right yeah like like 11 50 cent will be at 11 50 cent was at 50 cents huge but you do not hear about Eminem doing shit like that so maybe it is the right split

yeah Lizzo wishes people had to pay to comment Lizzo posted TikTok saying she's over people commenting on her other people's body that she's not here to please people. She's here to make art music. And the TikTok Lizzo said she wishes people would have to pay to comment social media,

um, to see how much time and energy they're wasting. I actually would like, like you, the creator has the option. Yeah. Like you can put on pay to comment. Yeah.

That'd be pretty sweet. I wouldn't you can put on pay to comment. Yeah, on your own. That'd be pretty sweet. I wouldn't mind if people are hating on me. I wouldn't care if people paid to hate on me. I'm making money. Exactly. I think more people would pay to hate than to send love comments. Definitely. Yeah. She could just turn her comments off, though. She hates comments so much.

You can do that, too. She could filter them, too. Yeah, just take out the word word i feel like sometimes doing that though provokes like because then people like wait my comment didn't show up and it almost like like double triple quadruple down when they know it shows up to them yeah yeah that's the problem it looks like it posted to you but then it never will show up on it yeah yeah you can you can mute to approve it or is that just twitter you can mute like accounts like you could meet an account or block like on twitter you can mute so you don't even see it and like you guys are just saying the person doesn't

know that they've been muted yeah that's like that's what that's what that's what we mean you filter a word so it's like yeah if you didn't want the word like fuck in your comments you just filter out the word fuck and then it's like they could comment fuck and it wouldn't show up. Got it. Julia Fox's best celebrity date. Julia Fox revealed that her best celebrity date was with Drake, where they flew in a private jet, cuddled on the private jet, landed, got Chanel bags.

That's a pretty cool date. That sounds like a very iconic date. Yeah, I would love that date. Sounds fucking basic for Drake, though, no? I feel like Drake's just like a very iconic yeah i would love that date sounds fucking basic for drake though no i feel like drake's just like a little lover boy i feel like he is kind of basic like that he just he just want to be cuddling and stuff yeah he's just a silly little boy sure sylvana said she's like thinks julian fox is like the best follow or something on i don't know whether it's on tikt. On TikTok, she goes on like tangents

and a lot of the shit she says makes sense. She's very smart. Huh. I kind of stopped paying attention after Kanye where she seemed like she was kind of from outer space. I think she is a little like crazy, but she's a smart, crazy person for sure. Okay.

She's writing a book. I did hear that. I wrote a book. Alex Baldwin begs fans to follow his wife alex baldwin went on instagram begged his fans to follow his wife for a birthday to get a 1 million followers who cares what's wrong with that right the video is just yeah funny kind of weird all right 10 minute long was 10 minutes of video. 10 minutes? Yeah, 10 minutes. It was like a very long rant. It's not even a rant. It is my wife, Hilaria's birthday tomorrow, January 6th.

I would like to ask you a favor. I would like to ask you a small favor. I would like as many of you as possible. I would like a really great, great surge of people to follow my wife on Instagram, possible. I would like a really great, great surge of people to follow my wife on Instagram to say happy birthday to my wife.

Would you do that for me? Would you follow my wife on Instagram? Oh, no. Oh, man. Please. Would you do that for me? He's giving that old man off a family guy. Hey, you. Please. Would you do that for me? Right.

He's giving that old man of a family guy. Hey, you want a popsicle? Yeah. Stop trying to get me in your basement. Yeah. I feel like I was just groomed right there. Right. Yeah, it was a little.

Would you do that for me? Made me feel a little creepy. Literally. Low key. It was weird. But why did I low key? He's like, would you do that for me? But he started tilting up my hip.

That was very weird. But he was asking for a follow and to tell his wife happy birthday. He should have just asked him to tell her happy birthday. And then if they liked her content or thought she was like, you know. Probably would have just followed her anyways. Weird video. Are you guys two, do you remember his famous video? His famous video?

Alec Baldwin, like when he got in a fight with his daughter? Yeah, and he calls her, what does he call her, a pig? Yeah, it's like all-time famous. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so funny. Like, I mean, it shouldn't, maybe I shouldn't say it's funny, but it's really funny. Can we play the video?

His wife was Kim Basinger at the time, his ex, I believe, who's like an all-time, like, smoke. It's crazy when you Google Alex Baldwin daughter video, the first one is Brie talking about it. No way. Yeah. Yeah, I talked about it.

Congrats, Brie. Oh, yeah, it's a cell phone call. Hey, I want to tell you something, okay? And I want to leave a message for you right now because, again, it's 10.30 here in New York on a Wednesday. And once again, I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time.

When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing, and I go when I make that phone call. At 11 o'clock in the morning in New York, and if you don't pick up the phone at 10 o'clock at night, and you don't even have that goddamn phone turned on, I want you to know something, okay? I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you, you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old. That is the part.

Or that you're a child. Or that your mother is a thorn with a pain in the ass. Who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone. And when I come out here next week, week i'm gonna fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue i'm gonna let you know just how disappointed in you i am and how angry i am with you that you've done this to me again you've made me feel like shit and you've made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. And this crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother.

And you do it to me constantly and over and over again. I'm going to get on a plane or I'm going to come out there for the day. And I'm going to straighten your ass out when I see you. Do you understand me? He's so exact. Right. So exact. Friday the 20th at 4.37pm a rude thoughtless little pig

for a 12 year old that's so funny when he finally drops the I don't care that you're only 12 it's just like oh wait what the fuck what does he mean she's not answering him but answering the mother

he was going through a rough divorce I think they had pretty so he was like you're picking mommy side and he got the Popeye's mean kid wants an ideal and I'll deal I saw this before he plays football now makes sense all right we

got a video to react to I don't know what it is and then BFF's corner, and then we're done. Wicked. Wicked. Oh. All right, pause this for a second. Have you guys seen this video? No.

I have not. So this is like a pet peeve video of mine. We talked about the rundown. I saw it just scrolling. It's violent. It's graphic. i think it's real but at the same time it's like i it's hard to put into words it's not funny but it's funny can we start from the beginning again just be ready for like the whole it's a shocking video

okay okay okay Okay, okay. It's a 50-sit play to the back, bro. Oh, damn. Damn. That's a bowling ball. Goddamn. She hit him with a bowling ball? Yes.

Oh, my God. But here, this part's unbelievable. Then she gets a strike. And Tyronn Lue steps over the dude. Oh, my God. Oh, he's actually bleeding. He's actually dying. He's dying. That's fucking crazy.

The strike is crazy. The strike is what makes it... The strike is crazy. The strike is what makes it... The strike is nuts. To just hit that and then fucking... Tyronn Luthor. That's like a 10-point murder, though. No? Yeah, yeah.

Very much. Maybe. That's a bowling ball. That's crazy. Some assault charges for sure. Yeah. And no one helps him up? No one cares.

They're like, somebody said, yo, blow that strike! Blow the strike! It's crazy. That is fucked up. That guy we hope is okay, but that video, that sequence of events, there's a guy just sitting there tying his shoe while the guy's... That's like a movie scene.

Right, that's what it's giving. It's so not funny, but yeah. It's crazy. That's a crazy bitch right there. I thought she just tried to punch him. I didn't even see the ball. I didn't. I was like, oh, my original video said it's like bowling ball.

And I watch it. And then I hit that strike. Just crazy with the same bowling ball, too. That's the best part. No, she didn't care. She just calmly went up. Right. So composed BFF corner. i was on rogan last week

um how how did you think it went so it's hard for me to feel like we talk a lot of mma and i'm not i know that's why i got lost i tried to listen yeah i'm not the biggest mma fan of all time uh well i shouldn't say that. I'm just a novice. I don't go that deep in it. But I thought the feedback, I thought it went okay. I really didn't know how people would react to it. I'm getting two sides.

Boring, sucked, awesome, best thing ever. Which I guess is anything you do. His studio is sick. Sick. He's got full gym that looks like it for a football team. He's got like arrows. You can shoot bows and arrows. Three hours long.

I smoked a cigar. I'm not a big cigar guy. That went well. Who knows? I saw that. I saw that you had a cigar in a clip or something like that. I didn't actually watch it yet, but I saw the cigar. You were at the NASA championship, Joshosh what terrible game that was yeah did you see that you see what i did though no fuck tcu right

everyone was like josh cursed tcu josh cursed tcu because of the story and i was cheering for the bulldogs like i was cheering for georgia because tcu beat michigan so enemy of my enemy became my friend that day you know what i mean And so I was cheering for Georgia. Fuck TCU. And I was going around like cheering for them. And then the social media girl for TCU was like, hey, can you do a story for the TCU team? And I was like, I'm cheering for Georgia. And she was like, that's okay.

Just do something. But like, it just can't. You don't say what team you're cheering for. Just make it neutral. And I was like, all right. So I did it. And then everyone was getting pissed afterwards. But it just can't. Don't say what team you're cheering for. Just make it neutral. And I was like, all right. So I did it, and then everyone was getting pissed afterwards. But it's pretty funny. Do we have the video?

The video is just like. The story is nothing. It's literally just me like, yo, I'm at the national championship game, Georgia versus TCU, because she said make it neutral. So I was like, hey, I'll listen. But people were getting mad after because I guess some people knew I was cheering for Georgia, but was on the TCU football team. I don't think anybody could say anything could occur. It was such a blowout.

I know. I don't know how you blame that on me, really. Like, come on. They beat you by like a basketball game score. All right. Well, game, where do you stand? I don't know what the game this is. The game is where do you stand on.

So it's stuff that we talked about last year and we had like strong opinions on it and see where we're standing now. Oh, so we're still doing the New Year's stuff. Yeah, we're keeping the vibe. Well, similar, yes. Monty Lopez, Sherry Nicole, Young Grady, Love Triangle. Is it still going? I don't think it is, right?

No, yeah. These are just big headlines that we talked about consistently over a long period of time. Okay, so I hope this is where I I stand now is I hope it's dead. Yeah. I did see on TikTok. I don't know how true that is, but it says Sherry was carrying a gravy's baby. But I think that was just. I think that was like a joke.

Kind of like the last thing we just talked about. That would be the opposite of dead. I haven't seen anything from Monty Lopez. No. I saw him twirling in the snow with some bitch, but it was like. Yeah. I feel like it's over, so. Yeah.

Good. Yeah. Move on, I guess. Keep it a day though. It was like it was a little trendy fad thing. Yeah. Lil Huddy's beef with Charli D'Amelio and Landon Barker. I feel like Lil Huddy doesn't give a shit anymore.

Yeah. He's just living his own vampire life. 21st century. Yeah, same. This game's not fun. These beefs are fucking lame. Alright, this game's dumb. We're just talking about things that are over and in the past. How do you feel about this

thing that's way over? Way over. I don no more no that game sucked austin well it was more these are people that markel is very much like related to or like involved with and so as a way of get your guys's take but also get his take rather than just being like hey markel what do you think about this but all right fine let's get the game i like the game austin markel can answer i mean like what do you want us to say about like like fucking noah beck and dixie breaking up markel what do you have to say about yeah what do you have to say about and dixie breaking up honestly it's so sad it's so sad honestly honestly, because, like, obviously, I got to see a lot of the back end stuff, and they were jinglingly happy, but I just know both of them lived busy lifestyles,

and, yeah, it just gave, like, both busy, but now seeing them separate, both of them are in their, like, own era and thriving so hopefully if it was meant to be they'll be able to rekindle but as of right now i don't yeah i don't know of them talking or seeing any other people so that's good okay what do you think of little huddy's beef with brandon landon landon Barker, and Charlie. So I don't know their friendship. Like, I knew of Lil Huddy and I knew of Landon, but I didn't know that they were friends before.

And, yeah, so I don't really have a strong opinion about it. Like, I just want Charlie to be happy. And I want everybody to be happy, first off. But, yeah, so. Okay. Charlie to be happy and I want everybody to be happy first off but yeah so respect okay it's all love it's all love do we want to keep going? no we're good

that's the episode then that's BFFs Dave will never forget you now I honestly won't. I honestly won't. Too iconic. I was trying to say this earlier.

Not trying to stir up any drama or anything, but the only person I've ever didn't have a good encounter with in LA was Miss Libby Dunn. No shit. Why? What happened? The only person.

We were at Saddle Ranch, and I was with my roommate, and I literally, I promise you not, y'all, and I'm not a person for drama. I reached out and tried to shake her hand, and I said, hi, because I did competitive cheer,

so I was a stand for Miss Libby Dunn. I reached out and tried to shake her hand i tell you not sis look like this hi nice to meet you wait roommate where'd y'all say y'all were going and i was like and then he stood up for me though he was like oh come on we gotta get it on uber but we'll talk to you later all right well that's crazy hey libya what's up li liby you give me a word you want me to hate her i'll fucking hate her no we ain't gonna hate her i just that was my that was my only ever encounter with her but it's like you know first encounters are everything so even if she was to apologize or say she didn't see me type shit bitch you saw me damn okay she was just i like right i saw you

see me see you but she was paying attention to that damn fine ass man who was standing next to me but she didn't know he was going to ride for me that's the team but I digress

I don't hate her or anything but that was my I was literally going to say that earlier but I was like let me not get off here without saying it because I have yet to see her

I'm glad you got it off your chest period I have yet to see her since and I was going to say it to her when I saw her the next time, but I'm glad I got to see it here. She's probably been hiding from you. If I would have said it in person, it would have probably been a little more aggressive.

Like, puss ass. It would have been giving very much ghetto. But it was very cordial. So now she sees me, she's probably going to be like, sorry, I didn't know that. Austin, if you're going to do your fucking research, that's the research. Find out who fucking Markel doesn't like

and let him just rip them apart. That's what we got to do. Everything. I like this guy, that guy. We almost didn't get it. Because I would have folded and put some origami. But you know, I digress.

You did a 180. Like, I like everybody. I root for everybody. Period. Literally. No, but I still support her because she's freaking amazing at gymnastics. And I love tumbling and all of that. But I'm just like, the first appearance is everything.

And either if you knew me or not, like, it wouldn't have been nothing to shake my hand. Not too hard to say hello. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a person. So it's literally, I swear to God, y'all. She literally act like it's been Josh. Josh, stick out your hand. So it's there. Hey, y'all, what's up? Hey, nice to meet you. Wait, where'd y'all, y'all. She literally acted like it was me and Josh. Josh, stick out your hand. Sis said,

Hey, yo, what's up? Hey, nice to meet you. Wait, where'd y'all say y'all were going? And I was like, Bitch, I would drag you. I would have had a hard time ignoring that. Literally. I would have been like,

what the fuck is wrong with you? And it took everything in me not to say, bitch, I will put you under this car and use you as a speed bump hoe. But I was like like it was just so shocking to me honestly that I couldn't react at the time because I would have read that bitch for filth but I didn't have like I've never seen anything like it in my two years of being in LA I tell you not everybody I speak to and come in contact with speaks very respectful so that's why

it's hard for me to give an opinion on somebody when they're like who is this person i'm like damn i don't know i like i always have a good encounter but that one time so strutted and i i just like i was like so shocked in my two years that's the only person i had a weird encounter with i can't believe we almost got through this show without their friend. I know. I was going to let it slide, but I was like, uh-uh. I'm glad you let it out. Yeah, that made

the show. It really did. Thanks, my son. And I hope our stands don't come for me, y'all boys. Oh, they're coming. Oh, yeah. You see how loud they were yelling in that little video? They're about to start screaming at you. They better believe. Thank fucking Christ I shook your hand when we were in L.A.

I'd be fucking under a railroad right now. Yeah, right. Hit by cars. All right. What a way to end the show. What a way. Put that on my little fucking note card. Don't cross Markel.

Never. Fuck. Love it. All right. That's BFFs. Thanks't cross Markel. Never. Yeah. Love it. All right. That's BFFs. Thanks, guys. Bye. Thanks.