BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - MIKE MAJLAK IS HAPPY LANA RHOADES MOVED ON — BFFs EP. 103

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

We are joined this week by friend of the pod Mike Majlak, who we recently discussed due to his cheating scandal in the past with enemy of the pod, Ava Louise. We get into that and Ava Louise saying Blac Chyna tried to traffic her, who Lana Rhoades real baby daddy is, Mike joining in on Ethan Klein’s BFFs rebrand, and what his true feelings are on Andrew Tate. We then get into headlines with whether or not Travis Scott was cheating on Kylie Jenner in a 10 year affair, Dixie D’Amelio explaining the reason her and Noah Beck broke up, Mr. Beast canceling a grocery store giveaway, Cody Ko skipping Noel Miller’s wedding, Josh clowning Monty Lopez’s recreation of Bryce and Addison’s Halloween costume, Fyre Fest 2.0, Taylor Swift’s new album, and Kanye going crazy again on the internet. We end with BFFs corner to figure out what really happened with Josh and Nessa after she talked about their relationship on Call Her Daddy and they both unfollowed each other, Josh coping mechanism of shooting his shot at every girl on the internet, and the fallout of Dave trying to figure out whether or not BTS lip syncs. Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the Chicken Finger meals, stay for the Sauce. Order online at https://barstool.link/RaisingCanesBSS Too Lost: Take control of your music at https://too.fm/barstool Takis: Try Takis and face the intensity!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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So we're just going to go through headlines. special guest mike malek return a guest good guest so we're just gonna go through headlines now i'm not gonna go crazy on this first headline that i just see here because i didn't know it till i just sat down but the first headline did you hook up with ava louise bro this is a while ago well there's a clip of you finding out about um ava and mike because we talked about this one yeah yeah all right yeah show the clip this is old news though right super old news like i remember seeing this in a vlog like way back in the day i thought it was like big mike or whatever that had the scandal with lana road i think that was just mike though if i were thinking about the same thing he was talking to somebody was live streaming not like physically like no no it was

it was i thought he got girl i thought in new york where he got his dicks up yeah i thought it was not fucking ava louise i thought it was i think it was according to who ava louise that sounds right doesn't it sound right can we we fact check that? All right. Oh, my God. Disgusting that I'm even looking at Ava Louise giving her side of any. Ava Louise is the biggest lying piece of shit in the history of the universe. Mike admitted to it. He said that she was nonstop chasing him, and then he was just horny. So he was like, yeah, come suck my dick in the hotel.

Yeah. Like she was following him everywhere, like to clubs. I want to puke this whole thing i want to puke this girl makes me literally like ill like what do you want me to say bro i had your back there i i was that's how you have somebody's back by the way i just bet bro back in 98 or whenever that was i was bro i was a week bro like i was having a week night bro i was out in new york it was four in the morning and i i you know what i'm saying listen that that that situation did cause me some like irreparable and lasting uh issues because a lot of people thought that me and lana were dating because lana had said that we go you

were in a relationship we're in a a relationship. We weren't dating. Logan has talked about this at length. My close friends have talked about this at length. Me and her were not dating yet. I made a mistake as a man had a weak moment and hooked up during a time when I was just starting to explore hooking up with a different girl that upset her. And you know, it is what it is. And I mean, bro, like, I really got nothing to say about that situation

dude i look i i have no i have no animosity the thing about me is i don't hold like uh grudges or animosity towards people i just hope people get better i hope people get better i should just start thinking people got better who tried to like fuck no but i think we all ruin my life yeah yeah i think we all should bro i think that's a i think i all should, bro. I think that's a, I think I hate to say that, but I think it's broke. Dave, let me put it this way. The amount of see you monetize it. You're an expert. You monetize your, your shit talking and your battles with people. And that's why you're a fucking great at what you do. But for the average person spending time on hate and grudges against other people eats into the time that you could be putting into productive projects that actually make you money. You've monetized it. So you're smart. But for me

to go out there and be like, I don't fuck with this girl. Dude, this girl is on airplanes, licking toilet seats during COVID, bro. She has an issue. She does have an issue. For sure. You know what I'm saying? I hope she finds help. I hope she finds Jesus or finds peace, whatever she's got to find maybe I've been in LA for too long but I'm gonna meditate on it and I wish the best for her alright well sticking with her she said

she said she said black China she said black China tried to sex trafficker that's a headline it is a headline it's on the sheet bro and LL Cool J tried to take me against my will to a fucking Mets game. Who gives a shit?

None of these stories are real. None of it's, who cares? Who gives a fuck? She's just going to say whatever she wants to say to get fucking attention. I agree. I agree. She's the worst.

As French Montana said, when the hate don't work, they start telling lies. Ours. Who's Lana Rhodes' dad? the worst as as french montana said when the hate don't work they start telling lies um ours who's lana rhodes's dad is it is it is it blake not her dad her baby's dad her baby's dad's gotta be baby daddy it's gotta be the baby the baby looks like blake it's gotta be blake griffin bro what makes you think that if i wouldn't answer this on Impulse, I'd love to get best, don't get me wrong. But like, I got, dude, when they're ready to have that, when people are ready to have that conversation,

like they can go ahead and do it. I can't, you know. Do you think they ever will? Do you think they'll ever say who it is? I think eventually, like, it's just going to, what do they say? The truth always comes out. You know what I'm saying? So I think eventually that, it's just gonna, what do they say? The truth always comes out. You know what I'm saying? So I think eventually that, that story presents itself. I I'm not, I'm not going to

be the one to do it. I'm so fucking happy for that girl. Do she, she loves the kid and, and, and, you know, it's really, it's really gave her a new purpose in life. And, you know, she spends all her time with them. And, and, you know, I said this on, on social, but I'll give it to you first. I mean, cause you'll put your episode out first, but she hit me up, you know, in the days leading into those hookups. And I was like, yo, like I'm letting you know, like, I'm going to go talk to someone else. Like, like if we're really done and this is not going to work out and you don't want to do this, I'm going to go have sex with someone else. I said, yo, please. Please do what you have to do to move on with your life and to do the things that you want.

I knew she wanted to start a family. Look at her now. She doesn't have a family, but she's got a kid. She's got a half of a third family. She's like halfway there. She's halfway. That's a family. But yo, I'm happy for her.

I still talk to Amar Amar all the time. We're very cordial, and I wish nothing but the best for her. I think it's got to be. The kid's got to be. I mean, I don't know how genetics works, but, I mean, the kid looks so much like Blake Griffin. Exactly like him.

He's a cute-ass baby. We'll see if he's got a three-point shot or not. Yeah, if he's like 6'4". Mike teams up with ethan klein to make new bff this is old i saw this a little bit ago no i'm not mad about this it's a little it's kind of a little stab in the back because ethan kind of talks shit on us ethan hates yeah ethan hates does he hate me i i he he changes his mind his biggest issue and that this is what always gets him mad is i really don't know who the fuck he is.

So that, like, he talks about us, and then we mention it because he's doing this with Wittek and Mike wearing the hats, and so we talk about it. But I really never knew who he was until he was involved with Trisha Paytas. Then he got mad at me. I made fun of him. But outside of mentioning him, never see he's not my world at all i i never know separate work yeah separate universe i mean ethan is a is a mainstay and a long uh you know standing member of the youtube commentary community getting millions and millions

and millions of views for as long as you know i've even been in the space well well before that and um you know he he um i i he, I think everybody, I think anybody that you put in a commentary position on a live stream for three hours a day is going to get some things right and is going to get some things wrong. I did find myself on the same side as him in several discussions and debates that I felt very passionate about, which was reassuring. I mean, there's a lot of things that come up nowadays, and we're seeing one of them here with Kanye, that are just so clear cut that you're either on the right side or you're on the wrong side. And when I found myself on the right side as him on certain discussion points, I was open

to the idea of, because you have to remember he, he was extremely vocal against me. I've gotten more hate from his audience and from him and his show than, than Dave has by a landslide. So that was another moment for me to go and say, yo, listen, like, this is stupid. We don't need to do this. We agree on a lot of topics. Let's just sit down and have a discussion.

And I'm, I'm kind of here for that kind of stuff lately. Just like Gandhi. Yeah, for real motivation what's that you're like gandhi yeah i like to think so like i said i've been in la for a while i think if you would spend more time out there too you'd probably do an ayahuasca sitting in little circles with people on rugs and meditating you know what i'm saying that's what i should do to settle some drum circles and whatnot that'd be pretty chill um you and logan hate andrew tate um not at all i you know that that show has been very contentious and honestly i'll just speak for myself i i i don't

know that i did the best job on that show it was an early morning in london we had just flown in i was in really really bad shape and we tackled a topic that is extremely fucking complex that gets oversimplified online. And lately, I've just been really tuned into this idea that free speech should not be impeded. But I do believe that since the beginning of time, people have found the right ways to say things that were complex or, or, or would, would drive divide. There's a right way to say things. And, and there's this, there's this fucking whole situation in that community.

And Andrew's talked about it on his podcast with his brother multiple times about how I flipped on them. They originally in the beginning very much liked me because I would, I was sarcastically posing as this massive andrew tate fan andrew tate's taking over the world they're gonna have action figures in every store there's gonna be andrew tate dishwashers i was doing a very sarcastic take on and when everybody knows behind the scenes i didn't fuck with his approach but they the internet is extremely gullible they thought that i flipped

flopped on andrew and his brother when things broke and accused me of being a matrix a matrix agent that is being put to work by susan from youtube because she said yo if i'm gonna pick anybody it's gonna be the ex crackhead who fucks porn stars to represent YouTube's interest. Right. So, so, so there's been this huge thing, but listen, on that show, the one thing that I want to put out there is I am everything that I have in my life is a result of second chances and, and come back. Right. And I was a piece of fucking shit, dude, for a lot of my life. And I believe that everybody deserves a second chance. I'll sit here once again and say, I just don't believe completely in how he says a lot of this stuff, but I'm sure a lot of the stuff he says has merit. And so I probably didn't do the best

job of messaging it properly. And I certainly don't believe in censorship without the ability to get a platform back. If you start to, to kind of not be so divisive. I just, I hate the world that we're living in where everybody wants to flame each other and make people feel like shit and dividing. I don't know. It, it, it's not great, but at the same time, like I don't believe anybody should be stripped of their ability to speak. So I, I, you know, I, I, once for Andrew, I hope he, you know, he, he finds out a way to get his message out there in a way that's a little bit more acceptable by today's society i

don't know i i certainly what did he say here he went on a podcast and said he won it he won every argument with us i thought i didn't think that was jason i'll give the game away i'll give the game away to the entire youtube world why i've destroyed absolutely everybody in any debate ever i say things that they know are true and that they agree with, but I say it in a way that angers them emotionally. They get caught up in their brain because they're saying, he's saying the truth, but I'm pissed off by how he's saying it. So I want to

argue with him, but he's right. So instead of saying, men are physically stronger than women, I'll say females are weak. No, what do you mean females are weak? Well, females are weak. Men are strong. Females are weak. No, no no but females but i'm right and he knows how long is this and so is she and they sit there and you'll happen happen on day portland you end up having a whole group of people sitting there trying to argue well some women are strong like men trying to

argue the fact that women are as strong as men physically because i've emotionally controlled them all and upset them all and then i do a podcast i get billions and millions of views and on the mid lights against good debaters like dave and his little crew by just emotionally controlling well it's an emotional game didn't we prove him talking about o'malley o'malley at one point had like said something stupid i i thought yeah i thought remember yeah we did the iq thing where he was like just completely wrong about the iq shit but i saw i saw that clip dave you you did a great job with that you you simply because he he said some stuff that you went and looked up and it just wasn't factually correct yeah it was actually completely fucking wrong and so so one

he's not always right he's basically saying right right there, like, I speak simply in facts, which is not the case. A lot of his stuff is subjective and based in opinion. But back to what I was saying, he basically just said exactly what they feel is needed most to absolutely win in a debate and be successful in society simply saying whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want has not proven to be a winning format or a successful format and i think that and i think that people are are starting to learn that now it's it's just because you can say shit doesn't mean that if you say it in an unpopular way you're canceled as a result of like i've just been very confused by this new approach yeah is that no i lost you i'm gonna be honest i lost okay let me let me let me i kind of know i mean i feel like a lot of creators are taking

the approach like Andrew Tate, like Sneako's doing. Is that kind of what you're talking about a little bit? Want to be polarizing? Coming from a, coming from a corporate background. This is the most simply way, the simplest way to put it, Dave, you definitely can relate to this. Sometimes you have to say something that is going to be extremely unpopular with the person you deliver it to. But when delivered properly, even the harshest criticism can be accepted and turned into positive action. If you don't deliver things the right way, yes, it's going to fuck people up. You don't then play on the fact that they're emotional. You need to work with the fact that people are emotional and figure out how to work with those people. Yeah, I don't think that's what Andrew Tate's doing, though.

No, he's doing the opposite of that. That's what I'm saying. His plan is to simply say what he says and piss people off as much as possible, which is not a winning format. Right. But it's winning for him in the sort of what he's trying to do, which is just crazy. Yeah. And if you're debating with someone. All right, guys, quick commercial break. So you can manage your music business all in one place with 2LOST.

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I've read a lot of it. What's your take? but you guys followed it so basically i find it so weird dave the stories that you end up getting deep on and then the stories that sometimes pop up on it's gotta be what's into right yeah it's gotta be what's into i woke up to this she she was she was two hours deep into yeah philosophy going down so i didn't know who the fuck young sweet row was until two days ago i didn't know if uh kent kylie and travis rowe was still together travis travis scott was still together in fact i'm not a travis scott fan you know that mike you invited me in vegas you're like travis scott's playing it's like oh no dude i'm out i'm not going to that yeah and since you didn't go i'm going because no one in my group wanted to go to it evidently turned out to be one of the greatest

shows we had a table being like a 30 000 table that was given given to us for free i didn't end up going to it either i don't know who um alissa rowe is i don't know what i don't know anything about any of that at all here it is young sweet rowe this is like a decade old almost it has been basically linked to travis scott primarily through pictures so like travis scott will post something she will post from the identical background like she'll be in a casino in ve and people like, oh, that's the same carpet where Travis Scott is. Oh, he's on vacation. Same time and place to Paris, Paris, this, that. I guess there are rumors.

That's why they broke. Are they still together? Kylie and Travis. Yes. She doesn't really talk about it. I guess they split at one point, supposedly because of her. I guess they split at one point supposedly because of her. Most recently what set this off was Young Sweet Ro posted a picture on a music set or a director set that Travis Scott was at.

And again, kind of played dumb. And then Travis Scott went on Instagram and posted basically it's a lot of weird shit going on. An uninvited person was sneaking photos on what was supposed to be a closed set while I was directing a video. I'm saying this for the last time. I don't know this person. I've never been with this person. So please stop the continuous cyber games and the fictional storytelling. Then young sweet Ro replied to that. Do we have her reply?

He's going full denial. Full denial. All right. All right. Okay. So what we're not going to do is we're not going to lie on me because I've been good. I posted whatever fucking story you guys wanted me to post. I pretended I didn't know you, went along with whatever fucking narrative you guys wanted to, no matter how much, like, bullshit I got from it.

But to say you don't know me and you've never been with me when you've definitely been with me when fucking everybody's seen you with me when i have pictures and videos of you with me or like even fucking this valentine's day i saw you i ran out the door and you had every single girl i know blowing me up like traps asking for you to come back are we pretending that didn't happen too like come on you cheat on that bitch every single fucking night the whole fucking city sees it don't do this and i was invited to that video shoot you guys i would not i personally do not go anywhere unless i'm invited there i don't know all this stuff is stupid the internet doesn't matter and i hope you guys just remember that like none of it is the real world the only person the internet is the real world is for miss Jenner because that's how she fucking eats.

So do you believe her, Dave, or do you believe Travis? Here's where I'm at with that. Here's where I'm at with that. I know, Mike, you're going to say kumbaya. Who cares? Everyone get along. Let's go. Some ayahuasca.

Seven oranges. Marshmallows. Yeah. Here's the thing. I think maybe they hooked up 10 years ago maybe and she's turned into a stalker what stuck out to me is she said she's she's trashing she's saying um travis scott's a liar he knows his line she's trashing kylie i have pictures i have videos well you're posting pictures every two seconds where are the pictures yeah where is

the smoking gun because you're releasing everything else you're posting pictures left and right are we supposed to believe you're somehow holding that back out of like kindness so put up or shut up where remember that remember that girl that hooked up with uh who was it was it edelman or ameth who was it back in the day the picture in bed picture in bed? Who took the Snapchat with him sleeping next to her? That's what you need. That was like, to me, bro, that girl looked like a Spanish Ava Luis. You know what I'm saying?

She's just out there just like trying to get some, trying to get some. And the funny thing about her was the thing about Ava was she was not bringing it back up, but you guys brought it up. She would always say shit. Well, you brought up Ava. We didn't bring up Ava was she was not bringing it back up, but you guys brought it up. She would always say shit. Well, you brought up Ava.

We didn't bring up Ava here. That's on you. I think you brought it up earlier. You are the one thinking about it. What I'm saying was this. The one thing she always did was say like, yes, everything I do is for clout. That girl just put out a whole statement and then said, also, guys, the internet is like totally not real. Right.

But why are you posting that why are you trying to post the exact pictures he posts at the same time yeah that's why she's full shit if you had it we know about it and also and i don't want to judge a book by a cover i assume travis scott can get pretty much any girl he wants probably this girl is an interesting look she's like a broken down like like Volkswagen version of Kyrie. Hey, Lucy, you haven't spent enough time out there, bro. Those, those like, those like constraints. I'm like, oh, that girl's not hot enough.

Like, bro, like you got to be a 10 year relationship. Oh, oh, that's what she was. I, sorry. I tuned out after she opened her mouth. Have you seen like her pictures? Have you seen her pictures, Dave? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

She looks good in pictures. You think so? I checked it out too, and I kind of had the same take as Dave. I feel like her and Kylie look the same. Yeah, she does. They're not like a similar vibe, but it's like. They're fake looking. They're both very like fake, but one's a lot faker looking

and it's it's not kylie yeah right moving on uh dixie addresses noah nyla situation on the de mello show i feel like that was forever ago too yeah i don't even know what we're talking about remember uh dixie gotten that little spat with the one girl? It just came out though on the show. So they talked about it together on the show and everyone's freaking out. And apparently it was a lot bigger of a thing in Noah and Dixie's relationship than led on. That's why they broke up. Yeah, why they broke up. Are they broke?

Yeah, watch this. Dixie and Noah, yeah, they've been broke. Because of this? You want to talk about the Nylea thing? No. Probably smart. Oh, because I'm right and she had a crush on you

and then, oh, you're f***ing crazy and gaslit me. Oh, yeah, let's talk about it. This had nothing to do with me. You... If you're saying most of the reason

the breakup was because of that... It was. That's news to me. I knew that that you knew that the night i asked that was so non-existent oh yeah you're gonna let me touch your face no wait a minute oh yeah they're filming together after the breakup yeah i think so yeah yeah that was awkward that makes me that makes me think that the mellows are diabolical theyical. They're just so crazy that they'll do anything. Yeah, if you're willing to put your back in the room and do an interview post-breakup, that's kind of nuts.

Yeah, yeah. I hate that word, gaslight. Two bulls in a room. You hate gaslight? See what happens. It's been co-opted by females. It's not always true. It's like if you say it's raining and it's 80 80 and sunny i'm like

that's crazy it's not raining i'm not gaslighting you i'm just saying like yeah people found out the word and they just really ran with it yeah they love it they love it i'd like to see a lot i'd like to see a lot of these people that are are arguing because we've just done like three stories in a row where people are battling each other see each other at the crown jewel uh saudi arabia no uh what's the date again damn dude i'm terrible you're talking for you ufc no for for wwe uh on november oh you're doing look you're throwing up oh he's throwing a little little slide promo hogan paul against the entire bloodline roman reigns for the title of the wwe in saudi arabia I could totally see Dixie on that card. I could see Travis Scott on that card.

That is where indiscretions are decided in the ring in WWE. I'll just put it like that. What a promo. The way that was brought to and delivered was just chef's kiss. Who's the guy, Khan? Are you calling me a Khan, man? No, Khan, WWE guy. No.

Kane? Tony Khan? Dave is still clapping. Michael Kane, the actor? No, the guy who runs WWE. No, he's AEW. No, who's the other guy? Well, the guy in Triple H is running WWE right now.

But hold on. Can we just stop this for one second? Logan Paul is fighting for the title of the WWE. I didn't know he was dating Nina Agdal until today. Wait, Logan Paul isn't fighting? He's fighting? Yeah, he's a wrestler. What?

I saw you. I saw you. I saw paparazzi pics of Logan Paul and Nina Agdal. I saw little Mike Malek nina i saw a little mike malek in the background getting a little shot who's nina who's nina she's gonna be photoshopped super could have been photoshopped you never know the distance paparazzi are willing to go for the shot nowadays i have no i have nothing to say about any dating rumors all i'm saying is this saudi that's not a rumor they're dating no i can never keep track of where we are in the in the press

cycle i i think yeah i think they're dating i think so i don't know hasn't he been like off and on with this nina girl though very attractive she was like a si girl when i was growing up a little bit or my age i guess not growing up since i'm way older but he's awesome i've gotten to you know spend a little bit of time with her obviously and obviously, and she's a cool chick, super down to earth. But, yeah, I don't know exactly what their relationship is like. I know they like to go to the beach in Miami. Yeah, that's where I saw the pictures. Mr. Beast canceled his giveaway.

Mr. Beast canceled his giveaway of telling Grocery Store he was going to pay for everyone's groceries at the store the following day. Mr. Beast said the employees of the store were telling him he would come back the next day because Mr. Beast was coming and was going to buy out the store the following day mr b said the employees of store were telling people come back the next day because mr b was coming he's gonna buy out the store then he had to cancel it because security said there were way too many people it'll be unsafe that makes sense i i got a side with mr b on this he's too nice mr b is too nice of a guy to ever do something i think like maliciously or be like try to set up a giveaway and take it away yeah the internet's mad because

they're saying he owes the store money yeah he doesn't owe anybody anything well yeah we know it's always mad the internet's just mad always uh cody co didn't attend noel's wedding i thought this was crazy i saw this and it kind of it kind of actually hurt as a Cody Cohen Noel fan like me and my boys used to get high as fuck in high school and all of us would like cram into this like barn my buddy had in his backyard and we put up Cody Cohen Noel Miller videos on this like that's cringe we had on this show. Come on. No, don't do that, Brie. Like, dude, that's a great – those two are great. No, no, no. I'm saying that was his series was called That's Cringe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was talking about the series. That just went right over.

Yo, guys, thanks so much for that. No, that just went – whew. What up? Wait. We have these two on our show. Yeah, we have – that's crazy. They've done videos together forever. This is like me.

You know how like Drake and Josh didn't go to each other's weddings? That's like this right here for me. Yeah, but this is way worse because people knew that they didn't. People knew Drake and the other guy didn't like each other. This, it was presumed they were very good. It would more be like if Logan got married and Mike didn't go to Logan's wedding. Yeah. Yeah.

Because what? Cody was claiming that he had another prior work arrangement. They were saying that it was family only. But like your best friend is your family and they go to your wedding. Yeah, that's crazy. If Logan was getting married and someone told me that was family only,'m i'm busting your family yeah and regardless of uh of any like work gig i'm going to that wedding you know what i'm saying so maybe there's something maybe there's something deeper i hope not because i love those guys and i think that they're i think they've won or say something deeper of course

i mean there has to be but don't they still do their podcast together and everything yeah yeah they could just be co-workers uh this was crazy i saw josh i saw this as well very funny this thank you thank you thank you uh i don't know this somebody has to go save put him in a cage something yeah i i noticed this i noticed this i saw his video first thing that popped to my head was your daughter and her boyfriend. So we're talking about Monty Lopez. Here's the video. Oh, my God. What are you going to do?

Are you going to kill me next to Jake? Oh, I'm not going to kill you. No, just wait a second. Wait a second. Watch. Yeah, that's. Someone had to think. This is fucking crazy, right?

Crazy. Thank you. Wow. I did not is this fucking crazy, right? Crazy. Thank you. Wow. I did not know about that part, dude. Yeah. Weird, right? Man, I just feel bad, right? Bro, like, like, dude, because between that and like, even like the young gravy shit,

like, like there, it seems like the, like the entertainment world and Hollywood and the internet just knows no boundaries and and like dude on it's even like for you guys like not me and dave but like you know i just i just feel for a lot of these people that are coming up at such a young age in the space and having this particular space and culture mold the way you look at the world because as um sweet baby sweet holland rays or whatever that girl was at travis young sweet bro yeah whatever she said and she's kind of right the internet really isn't a real place and at some point addison is gonna have to come to terms with

the fact that her parents have turned this into a fucking some sort of like reality circus and it's just so it's it's it's kind of gross bro you know what i'm saying like kind of understatement that's disgusting both what her mother did mother not on this level the dad is cuckoo i mean it's different level shit he just i see these videos and it's like it's like like the same thing. It's like, I just wish someone was there to just take his phone away and just smash it, throw it in the sewer drain. Because I saw another video of him. Like, um, I'm, I'm very scared to post on Tik TOK because I just like, it just feels weird, Dave.

Maybe you could relate to this. Like, I just, I feel like I'm at a playground that I'm not supposed to be at. And even if my content is funny, like, I don't want to go down that slide with these kids because it just feels weird. Yeah, I don't – so I don't even – I post pieces, but I don't like – I'm not – I don't really run my TikTok. You post like clips of your shit. Right. I'll do it occasionally because I know it is starting to age up a little bit. I'll do it occasionally because I know it is starting to age up a little bit.

But the one where Monty, he did this thing where his tongue, where he was like, ah, ah, like some real TikTok shit trend, bro. And I was like, no, man. Someone needs to get this man. They need to take his phone. They need to put it into a volcano, an active volcano, bro. I don't, you know, sweeping judgment. No offense to anybody. But I also i also i'm 45 and i'm definitely

involved in a younger demo by nature what i do you can't be wearing calvin klein's like boxers at like that age you just fucking can't that's like that's like a young dude's brand what if you're like shredded though what if you're like no it doesn't matter still no i know what do you what do the old guys rock yeah what do you rock or is it a room through to the loom okay i have like designer no no big deal my dad's oh humble brag humble brag hold on my dad's here dad what type of underwear do you wear fruit of the loom yeah well that's a classic That's a classic. That's a classic. Those are really old. Those are like briefs, too. Yeah.

Those are like... Yeah, no. I wear like Dolce & Gabbana like boxers. They're pretty straightforward. They're comfortable. They're good. They're a good brand. But Calvin, that's like wearing Axe deodorant when you're like 40.

Yeah. No one should wear Axe. Throw that away. Like your teenager. Old Spice. Billy McFarlane, fry fest 2.0 and that was a tiktok that is going to try a new project i don't really care about any of that shit we were going to have him on uh impulsive i think at one point or something to talk about all that or one of the guys but i don't fucking know oh i i did see i have a good radar on when you fake laugh on your show.

Who was I fake laughing for? The wrestler. Which one? We've had a bunch of them on. The Nature Boy. Not Nature Boy. Heartbreak Kid. Shawn Michaels.

We just had him on. The show's not even out yet. I saw the clips. You were fake laughing. That's a yes. Too long of a hesitation. Too long of a hesitation. long of a hesitation it depends on the it depends on the joke but but but i can tell both of you do it i can tell when you're genuine and i can tell when you guys are going with the guest okay let me let me put it like this i'll make it macro for a second

people like positive energy david dobrik built a career of his friends laughing. That's it. It's just a constant video of his friends laughing at shit. A lot of people picked up on that. It's like when you watch an episode of Friends and there's a laugh track. None of that shit's funny. People are just laughing because everybody else is fucking laughing. It's contagious.

It's contagious. Listen, are there sometimes some jokes where I add a little extra laughing in there and a big smile and the guest is like, yo, I really knocked that one out of the park. Absolutely, bro. Absolutely. That's showbiz, Dave. That's showbiz. All right, guys, quick commercial break. We've entered fall.

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a genius i also this ties into the next thing with kanye because and right now i'm gonna fight and it goes back to a little bit it is crazy with the kanye stuff yeah they're they took long enough they certainly weren't doing it they took to send the right message they waited as long as they could possibly right wait yeah stock price stock stock price stock and by the way it's a tough decision he makes a fucking shit ton of money oh he makes so much like oh i drop him right away out of morals i'm fucking jewish and i would have hesitated because he means that much to the bottom line yeah so i don't begrudge them for waiting but it was uh financial not not like they give that press release. Yeah, they're not.

We did it. Yeah, we did it because we don't stand for it. No, you would have dropped them five seconds after he said it, if that was the case. Anyway, I started hating Kanye for real when he edited the voicemail to Taylor Swift asking Taylor Swift. It was the lyric like, I'm going to fuck Taylor Swift or something like that, one of his songs. And he said, no, I asked Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift said, no, you didn't. Kim and Kanye released an edited phone call that Taylor's like, that's not how that went down. They're like, well, here it is. And then like months later the full phone call came out and taylor was telling the truth they were lying from that point on like these two people are scumbags to do that and kanye's had a million things along the way with the way he's treated kim david's you name it the slavery is a choice which he backed off from he's done he's been given a million trillion excuses yeah so i fucking hate him and he deserves everything that's coming to him i mean pink

said it in 2009 she was like in a tweet she said connie west is one of the biggest pieces of shit on this planet something like that along those lines so she was early on too listen i mean that dude has been a massive inspiration to the music space for so long and it's extremely sad to watch uh how far he's fallen dude it's it's extremely sad um i think he he has been hate washed and and just absorbed by this by this hate machine he's been co-opted he's been co-opted a little bit yeah now he's also to your point at times extremely lucid and says things you're like oh that makes sense to a degree he's a genius well he is a genius well it's just also it also just squeezes in right now into this really inflammatory thought process that exists in certain niche audiences on the internet, which is they're coming after you.

You got it. You got to say whatever, whatever's on your mind. It's, it's take 2.0. It's, it's, it's, it's Al Jones. It's the same type of shit. Obviously Kanye is his worst because he really said some fucking nasty shit, but it's this belief that you can say whatever you want. And then when everybody says, yo, that's wrong. You could simply be like, y'all are the matrix.

Y'all are corporate owned. No, there's no, everybody who has a brain and is over the age of 14 years old knows which side of the argument to be on with Kanye. There's no more questions. There's no more after DEF CON three on the Jews, the t-shirt was one thing. There's no more questions. The only people on the other side of the argument right now are conspiracy theorists, 12 year olds and scumbag racists. That's it. And you can pick and you can pick one of those because of free speech in

this country you can be one of those but be but at least speak up and say that's what you are you're not you're not smarter than the rest of the world who have collectively decided that this man is sick and needs help you know what god he gets better bro i love that fucking dude that dude was a massive inspiration bro but he's out of control right now what what's kind of shocking to me so i talked about more i was actually just trying to brag be like i i hated kanye before it's cool to hate kanye like yeah you always said it i put my hate list out like i don't know six months uh eight months a year ago he was on it people so like why is kanye on him like well he's a piece of shit look at wait to tell him so i was just trying to brag and i'm getting like attacked people like of course you'd hate connie

are you jewish or this or that but what's crazy the political divide in this country like i know it if someone's doing that i know their political alignment based on what they're saying to me and it's crazy because this isn't political he's just a scumbag if if you are aligning with him because you're political you're as big a problem almost as he is because you're just brainwashed it's like yeah this has nothing to do with politics he's just a piece of shit that's all there is to it but and they've done this dude like like i'm i'm i'm as far away from a lot of the conspiracy theory stuff. A lot of the, we're all just part of a simulation, a matrix that's run by these

global elites. That might even be true. That might even be true. But I just, I choose not to spend my day letting that shit seep into my system. But at the same time, this divide has been planned. The people are doing this to us. Like to us like we're fucking being divided and i hate that and so i and so i i actively despise and will continue to work against anyone who further pushes that divide and going defcon 3 on the jews no matter why you said that simply saying that has made you an enemy you you need he he needs to fix his self bro i think he got what happened was i think he got separated from people who truly had the best intent for kanye west that the biggest one was unfortunately when he lost his mother his mother was everything in

his life and i think it's been nothing but downhill since he lost his mom yeah i mean maybe like i don't know when he lost his mom like in not to go back on taylor swift and not to beat this debt but even the his actions people kind of yeah when she won that award and you go up and like steal the microphone from somebody that had nothing to do with you and kind of ruin somebody a stranger's moment like that's crazy he's he's acted and people just gave him a pass like he's bipolar he's this's that. So they kind of laugh it off. But he has done bad things. Some crazy.

He's a bad person. Yeah. But where are those people now when those same people that gave him a pass because he was mentally ill, he was bipolar, whatever. When I speak up now and I say, Kanye's mentally ill. He needs help. They say, what are you talking about? You just are against his rhetoric I say, Kanye is mentally ill. He needs help. They say, what are you talking about? You just are against his rhetoric and agenda. Kanye is not ill.

Those are the same. Bro, Kanye has lyrics in his songs when I'm about being off his Lexapro and that's, and you're not going to like him when he's off his Lexapro. It is a well-known fact that Kanye West is mentally ill and, and requires requires and now it's an obvious fact that he requires some serious fucking assistance to get him back on track yeah well yes and but the people who do that he's there or it's reversed like the people are who have his back now it's it's not about him it's the message or co-opting to a degree what he's saying you know using it for an agenda that is part of the divide he's just i mean as andrew schultz said and andrew schultz took a lot of heat for it he's just simply regurgitating the the you know what what the rest of that side has been talking about he teamed up

with candace owens he teamed up with a lot of people that are universally looked at as as divisive and and hate spewing people you You know what I'm saying? It's just something we need less of it. Whatever side you're on, right, left, Jewish, Christian, whatever it is. And this goes back to what I was saying, even with Tate, we need to start talking to people in a way, to other people in a way that is effective to driving conversation and progress forward in this country and in this world if you're not doing that for whatever reason whatever pedestal you think you stand on whatever knowledge you think you have that others don't you're fucking up we need to

start working together there's no interest in that unfortunately i know no but like the the people who need to hear that message have no interest in hearing. Yeah. Moving on. So horse blinders that they don't even pay attention from a serious subject to an even more serious subject. Tana Mojo says her type is Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, that does sound a lot more serious. And the fact that Tana might be more sick in the head for saying that then Kanye West.

Just a quick question. Is anyone. Does that surprise? No. Does that hurt saying that then kanye west just a quick question is anyone does that surprise her saying that surprise anyone no not at all not at all um i love you tana i mean tana to a degree and i said this is almost like kanye like yes this was the last stone with the DEFCON 3 and the Jews and it sparked a thing. But I had so tuned out. Kanye has as much credibility as Tana with stuff like that. It's like, yeah, that's Tana being Tanya. Like, why people take anything either of them say?

Okay, BFF Corner. Nessa said that good parts of her and Josh's relationship were for views. Ouch. Wait, what did she say, Sorry, I didn't hear what you said. Here, we'll watch the clip. You were dating Josh Richards. What was your relationship like? The good parts of our relationship was simply for views and content. And it got like really hard for me to process. And so seeing things a certain way was kind of just like,

I couldn't understand it nice trailer though i mean come on you're telling me that's not gonna get the people to watch yeah when you got all of spotify behind you you're gonna get good trailers bro for sure yeah for real but um to that point as someone else who has been in a relationship that was extremely uh and heavily aired um i can i can completely relate to her sentiment we make me and you know my ex had a lot of great times that weren't off camera so it's not completely aligned with what she's saying but um relate view counts and the internet and sentiment and all that Hollywood bullshit that, um, sweet baby James was talking about. All of that stuff can affect your relationship. There's times where, dude, I had times in the past where me and me and, uh, Amra would have massive arguments

that normally you'd be like, yo, let's pump the brakes on the relationship. Let's take a three day break, let cooler heads prevail and come back to the table and talk about it in a few days where that couldn't happen. Yo, we're on vacation. I got to finish this clock. I got to finish this vlog, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like you gotta, you gotta go on this podcast. Like we got to keep this narrative going. You know what I'm saying? So it's not that things are necessarily fake, but what I'm saying is that the idea of having a public facing relationship factors are involved that nor that people that aren't in the public eye could never fucking understand so i can completely relate to that no yeah i mean social media definitely takes a chunk

out of uh of like the relationship that you can have because especially when it was like we were in different fields right like i'm out here doing stuff all day long where like she was kind of able to sleep in till two o'clock and then go to the studio at whatever like 8 10 at night and then be there till 2 a.m so it's like i'm getting up at eight in the morning i'm starting calls with like you know if i'm going to talk to different venture capitalists or funds or uh going to invest in a company doing this doing that so i'm on calls all morning then she's kind of like oh come here come here come here like come cuddle i'm like yo it's three bro it's three in the day like i hate to break it to you i got i got i got shit to do at three in the day bro so it's like i think it was just it was just more like we wanted different things or like we were

looking for different things did that clip surprise you or it doesn't i she says bro nothing she says surprises me like i feel like she says shit all the time she's so back and forth on how she feels so no no it didn't surprise me it's did you unfollow her based on that uh i didn't even see that clip until just actually right now so why'd you unfollow her oh because she unfollowed me i was like ah we doing this we doing this again like fuck i guess so all right um josh copes by shooting a shot at every girl on the internet that's not really a coping mechanism that's just like my mechanism i think yeah so are we watching a video i don't know there's a lot of

links here man we have new characters to unlock. Todd is buried in papers. Yeah, like I got papers all around me. She didn't leave a wall in my room, but she just came and grabbed it and then left. So where'd it go? Well, we already saw that. Yeah, we already watched this. What's up, girl? You trying to get into bed? Your own bed.

Nah, yeah, get some sleep and shit. I was going to say, we already watched this watched this shit yeah so what's the new unlocked characters what is um i think it's katie sigman which isn't really a new unlock i would say that that that character has been unlocked for a little bit um and then whoever kristen whitman is and serena you don't know who they are nah hey katie uh bryce here i know somebody that starts with a j that guy just guys being guys just guys being kids gosh, you trying to get locked down again or what? Oh, fuck.

No, man. Hell no. Not right now at all. What? All right. And then there's Josh and Bryce fight over one girl. Let's look. Oh, Sophie Dossie.

Who is this girl? She shoots bow and arrows out of her toes. Oh, yeah. We know this girl. We know this girl. Yeah, yeah. What are you texting Sophie right now? That's just somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You freak. I'm trying to slide in. Can I see the girl? Can I see the girl? Not going to be your type, I don't think. What does that mean? I don't know. She shoots arrows out of her toes. What does that mean? To me't know. She shoots arrows out of her toes. What does that mean?

I don't know. That sounds like a party trick. To me, you know what that sounds like? She's flexible. I hate men. I'm just playing. Oh, wow. Wow.

That's crazy. Why? She's very pretty. No, she's pretty. No, no. That's not what I meant. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous.

I just didn't know if she would be. Mad fun. All right. Whatever. I don't. All right well i didn't mean it in any specific way well i what what i don't like athletes no she's just i think of a departure from your current like how do you know maybe silvana can shoot arrows out of her feet who knows she definitely can't though right no definitely not can i ask a question josh who who's like your core like number one internet crush right now that if you could like take him on a date like number one damn um number one right now i mean i feel like this is a little bit of a typical answer but sydney sweeney

bro yeah i see that i see that answer listening what's up bro yeah i know it's a typical answer but but she's like i feel like she's a celebrity like an internet person no that counts does it what about you mike what would your answer be man shit. There's just so many nice, talented people out there. No, no, no, no, no. That ship has sailed, boys and girls. Has it sailed fully, though? You'll never dip your toe back in. I feel like you kind of told me not too long ago that you're still on that ship,

steering it pretty clearly you know i still lay in that space uh and still shoot like content with them and but i just i i could never say yes or no because who would ever date someone based on their industry you know what i'm saying but like i guess that industry is a little bit like different than making that statement i don don't know. There's this girl, man. Super sweetheart, bro. Her name's Cindy Prado. And I'm hoping that at some point she... I know who that is. Yeah, I'd love if she ever responded to my DMs

or anything like that. That'd be great. Are you joking right now? Are you already talking to her? No, I just... She's just really cool and just like... I don't know. I just wish she would hit me back.

I feel like that's an inside joke. What about you, Bri? Or can you not answer because you're... Yeah, Bri, I want to hear know, she's just really cool and just like, I don't know. I just wish she would hit me back, you know? I feel like that's an inside joke. What about you, Bri? Or can you not answer because you're- Yeah, Bri, I want to hear yours, dude. Well, yeah, I have a boyfriend, but- That's what I meant. No, like, I just wanted to make sure that that was your answer. You know what I'm saying?

Checking it out for the dude, making sure you're cool. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. I mean, she was ready to answer. Well, obviously, Harry Styles. She's like, I have a boyfriend. Obviously, Harry Styles. That's a good answer because that's impossible. Exactly. Yeah, obviously, Harry Styles. Obviously, Harry Styles.

That's a good answer because that's impossible. It's so out there. It's so out there that your guy doesn't need to be insecure. Exactly. BTS updates. The ARMY BTS fans name flooded us with examples of BTS singing live after an investigation on whether or not they lip sync. Okay, fine.

So, did they prove it? I don't want to go through it. Justin Bieber. Boyfriend. Boyfriend. Should we start? Yeah, let's start. If I was a boyfriend, never let go.

That's an accent. That's an accent. It sounds pretty good though, man. That's an accent. That's an accent. It sounds pretty good though, man. That's an accent. Barely. That done proved shit. I think it does, dude. We don't talk anymore.

We don't talk anymore. We don't talk anymore like we used to do. We don't love anymore. That one was 100% there. No accent. Maybe. All right. You're in denial now, man. I can't imagine that. That's a talented group of people right there.

Oh, they're definitely talented. My point was I heard a song butter which is fire and i would never guess that it was being sung by korean singers because there's no tinge it's like perfect american which surprised people like yeah but i feel like they're they're they probably probably like expertly westernized the their their sound you know to an extent because because they've already captured that entire audience on that side of the world. Yeah, but they don't talk

in a perfect English accent. Let me ask you this question. When a person from the UK sings, that's what I said, yeah. You know what I'm saying? You don't hear them singing in UK. It's not like every word that comes out of their mouth. Think even like

Andrew Tate, once again, not to keep bringing him up, but he only has one out of every six words that are British. You know what I'm saying? It's just a British word. It wasn't a put down. I just couldn't tell. All right, last thing and then we get out of here. Videos to react to.

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What's up, man? Huge fan. Rob, I'm a huge fan, Rob. I'm a huge fan. That's crazy. Chris, I'm a huge fan. How long is this going to go? Is it more people?

No, just for the Dave one. We get it. That's funny. That guy that he thought looked like you, he looked more like that guy from Miami that has no arms. The suitcase? Yeah, the suitcase. Yo, somebody from the impulsive teams ran into that guy in Miami the other day.

He's everywhere. I thought he went to jail for stabbing someone with scissors. I don't know that it ever sticks. It's hard to... I was going to say, it's kind of hard to cuff a guy like that. He gets in trouble a lot, but he's a well-known Miami legend. If you walk around downtown,

you see him a decent amount. They'll probably throw a parade for him the day he dies. Or the day he gets someone. Alright, thanks Mike. Thanks for coming on. Mike Gandhi parade for him the day he he dies or the day he gets someone um all right thanks mike thanks for coming on yeah mike gandhi malak like yes peace love gandhi that gandhi that loves porn stars it's a new thing hey i just want to say this too i love this show i hope you guys keep doing it uh where your careers take you i i love the the um the love the variance between the age groups and the conversations.

I think it's a great show. I tune into it. You probably fucking said that to Sophie with an F. Probably. Great show. I was so happy when you said that, Mike. Keep killing it. I really respect how you're a treacherous traitor.

Alright. I'll talk to you're a treacherous traitor. All right. I'll talk to you guys later. Bye. Bye. Bye. Peace.