BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - MISS PEACHES MAKES HER BFF DEBUT — BFFs EP. 165

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

We're back to discuss this week's top headlines - Tom Sandoval's NYT comments, Zendaya and Timothee Chalamet talk about kissing each other, Kendall Jenner & Devin Booker are rekindling their relationship, Meryl Streep and Martin Short might be dating, Katy Perry attended Taylor Swift's concert, Travis Kelce's dad claps back at Bethany Frankel, Alissa Violet calls out Paige Lorenze in a Depop listing, Shane Gillis hosts SNL, a Barstool employee helps with a citizen arrest on a plane, and more. We finish with BFFs corner where Gabi revealed Josh was very nervous to ask her out, Josh had his birthday party, Miss Peaches breaks the top 10 of most followed Barstool accounts on IG, Jake Shane reacts to BFFs talking about him, and we read Mean Comments. ----------------------------------------------------- Support Our Sponsors! Raising Cane's: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://raisingcanes.com/home Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Visible: Switch at https://www.visible.com Rent.App: Go to https://RENT.APP/BARSTOOL to get $50 cash back on your first rent payment. ----------------------------------------------------- Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Dave Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stoolpresidente/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresidente?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzu5cycWNzMl4G803BA8jIKbLAjqyptl6tS74NCymRyGl72NCg65DXJl1czTQ0gqsPZqoKeVmGTS0PLJIwaAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&share_author_id=6659752019493208069&share_link_id=B4EBAADC-E562-4E55-9052-BA7E38708665&tt_from=sms&u_code=d4kdeamhi4b7m6&user_id=6659752019493208069&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms&source=h5_m&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6882816990987027974&is_from_webapp=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTiok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Raising Cane's Spring is in the air. You can start to smell the delicious smell of hand-battered, cooked-to-order chicken fingers at Raising Cane's. I'm hungry now. I wish I had them. Might be the sound of crispy, crinkle-cut fries cooking, buttery Texas toast toasting, or fresh-sweezed lemonade pouring. Whatever it is, our love for Rais for raising canes is strong this year the nice weather and extra sunlight around the corner canes tailgates will be a hit for all your outdoor adventures just imagine all the golden hour chicken finger

moments you can have with friends better yet imagine yourself in your newly dropped canes gear this week canes is dropping their first of three spring collections including bold graphic tees hoodies hats accessories canes sent me a whole gift box for Miss Peaches, so I'm excited for that. Just got that. Just go to RaisingKanes.com, check it all out, and start to love spring as much as you love Kane. Satisfy your Kane's fix today. There is no other options. Come to the chicken makers.

Stay for the sauce. Order online at RaisingKanes.com. Come here, good boy. Miss Peaches. What a cutie. Hey, famous girl. She's very famous. But she doesn't let it get to her head.

No, not yet. She's very humble. True to herself. Yeah. She got invited to PetCon today. Wow oh wow wow i don't think we're gonna do that it's on the west coast oh she doesn't want to no she she's not into the fame she's an east coast dog you should have her own pet pet con for miss peaches in your backyard just in the backyard seriously um she's quite heavy she does i gotta i'm gonna get her a stroller she doesn't like to walk oh yeah oh huh like i we we she walked

to get a pup cup today and then quit i'd like carry her home you should get her like a pink a pink stroller stroller and she's heavy too like this is she's not like the light. And she's heavy, too. She's not the lightest dog. She's like 50 pounds. Yeah, and you have a bad shoulder. Oh, yeah. My shoulder, I'm not sleeping. Okay, Miss Peaches, I'm going to put you down. I can't hold you.

I saw one video that looked like she's in heat. Oh, when she was whacking sugar with her tail? No, when she was leaking juices all over your bed. Oh, I don't know what that was. Pitbull owners are saying that, like, people are saying they have pitbulls that's just licking her feet, drool. I don't think she's bleeding. I mean, she's spayed, so.

Oh, she is? Mm-hmm. Okay. I think you have to be at a shelter. Anyhow. We good to go everybody here yep i think so all right bffs uh we just had miss peaches just to get the views up um thank you miss peaches thanks yep and now she's just watching on the side here uh tom sandoval compares scandival to oj simpson and george floyd and that's crazy in a recent interview

tom sandoval compared the reaction it was cheating scandal and vanderpump rules the oj simpson thing and george floyd and the profile published tuesday as a vanderpump rule star was asked by interview irinka alexander why i thought skandival became such a massive pop culture phenomenon he responded i'm not gonna i'm not a pop culture historian really but i witnessed the oj thing and george floyd and all these big things which is really weird to compare this to but i think in a weird I'm not a pop culture historian, really, but I witnessed the OJ thing and George Floyd and all these big things, which is really weird to compare this to, but I think in a weird way, it's a little bit of the same. That's maybe the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

He is just digging himself deeper and deeper and being a piece of shit. I guess he apologized and said, my intentions behind the comments I made in the New York Times Magazine were to explain the level of national media attention my affair received. The comparison was inappropriate and ignorant. i'm incredibly sorry embarrassed well he's an ignorant dumb idiot yeah people died yeah he's comparing two murders to and cheating yeah and even the comparison if you want to give him the benefit of the doubt all the way and understand what he's saying they still make no sense like yeah the entire world world not necessarily just united states regardless of like demo interest knew what was going on with the other two like you have to

be a pop culture guy like like if i asked my buddies who's tom sandoval they'd be like what the fuck are you talking and probably if i wasn't on this podcast i don, who's Tom Sandoval, they'd be like, what the fuck are you talking? And probably if I wasn't on this podcast, I'd be like, I don't know who Tom Sandoval is. That's the only reason actually I know. Right. Yeah, none of us watched the show. Yeah. So, like, all of us, regardless, everyone, without saying, knew O.J. Simpson, George Floyd.

So, he's the dumbest guy who's ever lived. We'll put him. The dumbest guy. Oh. What? Speaking of me saying the dumbest guy who ever lived, I was going to blog. I don't know.

I guess I can still blog it. I put together my list of my top 10 most beautiful women ever. Do you want to go through it? Why did I do that? No, why would you not blog it? Oh, well, I'd be giving away here. We got a whole day and a half still to publish it you do have a day and a half yeah but i like all my brain power is to miss peaches right now whatever it starts from here so i'll say it now i want to set some rules here okay okay i haven't organized them yet it's all time it's a fluid list so i decide

this is how i feel right now but like someone could bump someone out but here's my current top 10 so it's not set in stone anymore this is it because remember we said set in stone well for now right now it's my current top 10 i would have to make a proclamation you can always move people out but i would have to make a public proclamation to move somebody out and it's all in their prime correct correct okay all right taylor rooks that's how this started what recently because i saw her and my holy shit, holy shit, she's beautiful. Candice Swainpole, she's my one. I know that's the one. This gets a little confusing. Hailey Bailey, Hailey Berry, both on the list.

Both of them, okay. Yeah, Hailey. And now at this point, you may be thinking Dave likes black women because three of the four are black. Yeah, one could say that. I would think that, yeah. With this point of the list, yes. Yeah.

What, Josh? Right, right, right, right, right right right yeah that'd be an observation people would make zendaya is she so you were foreshadowing that you do like black women no i'm no it's just no because that that the rest of the list are not i'm an equal opportunity women You like beautiful women. I like beautiful women. Who doesn't? Hell yeah. Who doesn't? Who doesn't? What is Zendaya? She's biracial. Biracial. Oh, yes. That too. I can't wait for Dune.

Are you going to stick your dick in one of the movie theater popcorn cups? No, I don't do that. I hope not. Why would I do that? I don't. I just saw some stuff about it. What? Unrelated to me. Please clarify.

Wait, people are doing that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't see anything about Dave doing it. I didn't see anything about Dave doing it. Well, that's like an old school porn move. Like you're watching a porn and it's like. It's the way they were designed. I went to a concert this weekend.

What do you mean it's the way it's designed? I don't know what we're talking about. Oh, we talked about that. This is what we talked about. That's what Josh they were designed. I went to a concert this weekend and- What do you mean it's the way it's designed? Wait, what? I don't know what we're talking about. Oh, we talked about that. This is what we talked about. That's what Josh was referring to. That's the movie theater popcorn cup. The pocket pussy thing, yeah.

It is designed for dick. Yeah, he tried to sort of say, Josh made it sound there like I was going to movies. Because I'm like, I like Zendaya. I want to see Dune. Are you going to stick your dick in the popcorn? Oh, gross. I didn't like that connection. I kind of felt like that was the natural progression of the conversation.

Jessica Biel. Yeah. Pretty. The prettiest woman I've ever seen. She's white. Prettiest woman I've ever seen in person. Taylor Rooks 2. Biel seen. She's white. Prettiest woman I've ever seen in person. Taylor Rooks 2. Beal 1.

Cindy Crawford. Christy Brinkley. Scarlett Johansson. And a young Vanna White. Nice. That's a great list. Congrats. Thank you.

That took you a while to come up with. Yeah. Yeah. I took it very seriously, Brie. Yeah. There's a lot of women in the world. You had to make only 10 go on a list yep and maybe next i'm gonna do men just so i'm equal opportunity

that'd be fun yeah wow i have no problem with that yeah yeah yeah mjk jmgk i was gonna say there's something wrong with that name yeah you didn't catch it though you said the right you like You said it wrong, too. You corrected me incorrectly. I said J. I said J. He said J like question mark J. Like question mark J, not like exclamation point.

Well, he shaded his entire chest and arms with a new tattoo that looks like he's just dripping ink. It's crazy. Oh, I haven't seen this. Wow. Crazy. It's for spiritual purposes. Crazy. It's for spiritual purposes. Crazy.

Oh, for spiritual purposes only. Yeah. I wonder how that connects spiritually. Maybe because he had some sort of satanic type tattoos on his upper body, and he's inking them out. You know what I mean? He's like covering them up. Oh, he's trying to be better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a spiritual journey he's on. It's crazy. know what I mean? He's like covering them up. Oh, he's trying to be better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a spiritual journey he's on. It's crazy. Maybe he could have just got those removed. I think it's a lot of tattoos. For like five seconds. Yeah, it's forever. Yeah.

And I guess Joe Exotic commented on it saying, with a tiger and a big of meth, MGK would be his. Kind of funny. That's crazy. That is crazy. Man sues Powerball for posting wrong numbers online. A man from Washington D.C. named John Cheeks

is suing Powerball. John went on Powerball's website, found his ticket matched the winning numbers. When John went to claim his prize, his ticket was denied. After requesting an administrative hearing, the company said the numbers online were posted by mistake and prize his ticket was denied after after requesting an administrative hearing the company said the numbers online were posted by mistake and that cheeks was trying to exploit an obvious error why is it obvious the numbers i have no idea i have no idea why it's obvious imagine winning and thinking oh my gosh you just won all this money and then

you go in and they're like i don't wanna well to. Well, I wouldn't now. But if I was John Sheiks as like an electrician or like a plumber or nine to five, any nine to five salesperson, if I didn't have money and I thought I won millions and they're like, sorry, we posted the wrong thing. I would sprint to the nearest bridge and jump off of it. Yeah, that's a yeah. It's immediate reaction yeah i used to like one of my friends was broke ass broke and they had these uh like scratch tickets that like jump off the bridge if you don't win the lottery broke yeah well no i'm not saying not if you win the lottery if you think you won the lottery if you're like i won and you're living here like my life's changed i've made it you go to cash like oh sorry that was a mistake yeah see ya i'm out yeah i'd at least want to be in a coma for a while yeah so

i did that to a friend it's a scratch ticket they look real and they're automatic ten thousand dollar winners you did that oh yeah so mean prankster and and then you you almost made him jump off a bridge it was 10 grand it's not like a lot he's still at that age it was a lot and i watched him scratch it it's like i got a couple scratch tickets and then i'm like how do you cash it and you go back and you read the back says cash at yo mama's house oh that's so fucked up man i can see dave's just like grimy little smile while he's watching yeah while he's watching his buddy's dreams come true and then all fall apart it's brutal that's tough all right guys quick commercial break there's one partner that won't let you down it's visible so visible has one line wireless for $25 a month. There's no need for a family plan or other people to get

the best rate. So you can celebrate being independent by saving on wireless. You can switch to Visible and get a one line wireless plan with unlimited 5G data powered by Verizon. It's just $25 a month taxes and fees included. So Singles Awareness Day was February 15th, just passed. And Visible celebrated by partnering with Maren Morris to cover the hit single Dancing With Myself. It's an absolute banger. Everyone should listen to it. And you can stream the full song and watch the performance on visible.com. You can switch to visible now at visible.com.

New members only. Promotional rate with service on the Visible plan. For additional terms and network management practices, you can see visible.com. Make sure to switch now at visible.com. Zendaya and timothy chamelet awkwardly asked about kissing each other zendaya and timothy chamelet went viral after separately being asked by the same media company uh if a stranger kissed one another in dune all right well that's a spoiler that's a fucking spoiler i didn't know they kissed yet didn't they kiss in

the first one no oh sorry that is kind of a weird spoiler to put out if they didn't kiss in the first one no oh sorry that is kind of a weird spoiler to put out if they didn't kiss in the first they didn't kiss in the first one but what but wasn't it like they were like we knew they were gonna kiss eventually well you we knew they were a love interest yeah yeah so it's not that i i've re-watched dune twice the last i like i can't wait i i i'm a star wars guy i think dune is better than star Wars. Wait, isn't it out? Why haven't you seen it yet?

No, it's, it's out March 1st. Oh, it's everyone going to the premieres that you didn't get invited to. Yeah. I get invited to none of that shit. You know what else is crazy?

Star Wars is like based on Dune. Really? Yeah. It's crazy. Like, um, what's his name? Uh, like George Lucas, George Lucas, like said that he's crazy. Like, what's his name? Like George Lucas?

George Lucas, like, said that. He's like, yeah, the Dunes were great. It's like he tried to create a world like Dune. Like, even they have the spice trade in Star Wars. Huh. That's crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah.

Yeah. And when you think about it, it's sort of like the different worlds and, like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of similarities. yeah and when you think about it it's sort of like the different worlds and like yeah yeah there's a lot of similarities um charlie xcx airs out labels marketing ideas singer charlie xcx airs on the marketing ideas are labeled center for instagram and tiktok some of the ideas including getting our nipples pierced at claire's leaking a sex tape with her upcoming single playing quietly in the background and getting caught that almost seems fake right that almost seems like posting that was the marketing yeah yes who would ever like do a sex tape yeah josh if the like bonus point for you i think that's what just happened i think this is the marketing play i think this is the marketing play and she's trying to be like screw my label look at these

crazy ideas they're making that everyone's like oh my god we'll listen to your music just you don't need to do all that like you have to do a sex tape and be listening to your new music like the sex tape just wouldn't be like enough publicity by itself? Please. But this is so obviously fake. Like, do people actually believe this is real? Maybe. I hadn't looked that far into it. Look at all the rest of them. They're so insane.

A moment where she's shoplifting. Charlie announces she's running for office. Yeah, this is so fake. But guess who fell for it? We did because we're talking about it. It's true. It's on the sheet. Kendall Jenner, Devin Booker rekindling a relationship.

We were actually all over this, right? Because didn't we talk about how like... We did. We said why they were in the clothing brand. Correct. It's got to be some good blood. We were first. We were like, oh, they're definitely back together.

So we nailed that. Yep. We nailed it. Another point. Meryl Streep and martin short dating rumors no way what do we feel what do we think about this couple because i'm a meryl streep girl i love her i don't really know martin short i i guess they're like two icons i mean i'm looking at this first picture martin short looks no pun intended really short he does is that his stage name like

is that is his real name martin short or he's like oh you're short so you're martin short i actually don't know if that's his real last name that's his real name martin hater short how do you know that so quickly i googled it okay it makes sense that's all right fine do happy people believe that meryl streep march order a couple of the center of the selena goes as taylor swift whisper video because selena said their interactions are telling taylor about two of her friends who hooked up that could be it wow that definitely could be because they do the show together yeah and that would be something even i don't know any of them and if somebody whispered

meryl streep and martin short hooked up like what fuck yeah yeah yeah yeah all right okay what is this bullshit katie perry at taylor's australia concert katie perry attended one taylor sydney shows posted picture with taylor swift a video of her jokingly reacting to taylor singing bad blood the song about their past beef. They're back friends, these two? I didn't even know. I didn't even know this. Can you explain?

I didn't know there was drama there. Oh, I knew Kato's Bad Blood. It's John Mayer, right? Oh. Now we got Bad Blood, Bullet Wounds, or something. I just need to hear them. But I believe it's John Mayer. Oh, did you just have a stroke? No, I was singing, actually.

Sorry, I'm not, like, lyrically talented. I can't carry a tune. I've told the Bajuka story. What is this Katie Bad Blood? What is the video? Just her pretending? I think it's her just, like, being like, come on. Travis Kelsey, I saw this.

He's in Australia to watch Taylor perform. People were going absolutely bananas when they saw him. Bananas. A surprise song saved Taylor Swift's fan's life. A Taylor Swift fan is going viral for crying over Taylor Swift's Sydney Night 3 surprise song, Exile, that she said saved her life.

Good for her. It may be on here. The USA Today did a nice article on the traveling jacket. Oh, really? Oh, no way. Yeah. Is it on here, Austin, later? I don't think so, but I'll pull up.

No. Okay, interesting that you guys didn't put the full USA Today article. It was crazy. And they're talking about, because I've never really thought of the logistics of it, It was crazy. And they're talking about because I've never really thought of the logistics of it, like how it makes it in time from Tokyo to like Australia. Yeah. It's kind of insane that it's made it to every show. There's like private jets and people who are like Swifties or like volunteering to fly this thing like from show to show.

Wow. Unreal. Yeah. So 46 straight shows that's cool yeah to prevent any chaos from japan to australia a pilot flew the coat down under that's crazy that is so cool wait dave how did this i know like you wore it but did you make it a thing where you wanted it to go to every show or it just kind of organically yeah no i said the one rule was i said i'm gonna give it away the one rule is if i give it to you you got to give it to someone else going to the next show and it just now has snowballed um travis kelsey's dad calls out bethany frankel travis

kelsey's dad l kelsey responded who the fuck is this troll to an article of bethany frankie doubled down on travis kelsey not being good for taylor swift oh yeah what's the tiktok it's a good dad yep what is the tiktok bethany i mean i have no problem you can say whatever you want i guess i once dated a guy like travis kelsey it just hit me i saw him on stage in kansas, he was singing this song like he was wasted, obviously. It was the parade. He loves to be the center of attention. I once dated this big, burly guy, charismatic, handsome, needed the attention, and I was definitely not the peacock in that relationship. I'm ultimately insular, so being in that relationship made me feel like I was driving without brakes. This person just always wanted to party and like take it to a 10. And often I wanted to take it to

like an eight. And it's hard because Taylor Swift is certainly a peacock. So there really usually can only be one peacock in a relationship. He is as advertised. That's who he seems to be, but it should be very interesting because that's really exciting and electric in the beginning. But it does wear on you. And it can be, yes, a little cringe. I actually don't really have that much of a problem with what she said. Yeah, she wasn't being, like, hateful. No.

And by the way, like, she's right about Travis. He likes being the center of attention. Everyone says he's a nice guy. But, I mean,lor's the peacock if you're saying like there's two people like yes like travis is like taylor is not bigger because of travis travis is a lot bigger because of taylor like taylor yeah taylor is global um but i didn't think it was over the top like rude um no zach efron is a fan of taylor and travis okay good they're two best people in the world how can you not be stoked oh i saw this rapper brings man's girlfriend on stage this yeah the stuff

yeah there was a similar story with like usher i feel like a long time ago couple has gone viral after the rapper oma lee brought up a woman on stage to dance with them something he does all the time the woman oma lee brought up attended the event with a boyfriend of less than a year situation has people divided whether or not the girlfriend was in the wrong but i all right let's see the video yes Oh, wow. Yeah, it's a lot. That's the boyfriend. Oh, my God. Yeah, the boyfriend's in the hat damn yeah i mean i i would not want my girlfriend doing that i think it depends on the on the boyfriend right like if he's like this is

funny or that's disrespectful i think 10 out of 10 times the guy doesn't want that to happen yeah you know no way a boyfriend wants that to happen yeah i mean that wasn't just dancing he basically fended her over yeah yeah it was crazy yeah that's a no-go kai sonette brought the boyfriend named iso on his stream to unpack what happened oh okay gave him 20 000 and had him date 20 women live k later update that ice is very thankful for kai bringing on a stream as many business opportunities now has grown on internet by over 70 000 followers wait so they broke up yeah it seems that way oh okay did they break up yeah yeah i'm pretty sure they did. Oh, well, there you go. According to Kai's son, the girlfriend named Jess and I said she wanted to discuss compensation

before going on Kai's stream. Jess, I also post on TikTok where she publicly apologized to him, said it was an honest, that's not an honest mistake. That's like, oh, it's an honest mistake that I fuck somebody. They're young that the couple discussed whether or not she'd go on stage with omar prior to the concert boyfriend said it was okay oh see that's different but maybe he didn't know the extent yeah maybe he didn't know like it's not like why are you going to that concert anyways let's let's if with like obviously before i get started i want to publicly apologize to him obviously me and him we've had private conversations but since it was public i think the right thing for me to do is to publicly apologize to him it

was honestly a mistake if i knew this would get this far would i even go to the concert do you want to address the rumors first first of all first of all whoever said that my name is father can you come i literally went on stage i literally said my name is jess. Can you come? I literally went on stage. I literally said, my name is Jess. That's not my name, please. And also, people saying that he's the one that bought the tickets. It was me. I'm the one that bought the tickets. Oh, that's bad.

I wanted me and him to have a good time because, you know, like, we're young. Also, me and him, like, we've had private conversations about going on stage with O'Malley because he does this at his shows. Like, this is what he does. You know, he might have this conversation like i said to him if i was to get called on stage i'm going to go on stage and he said that's fine like he's been saying that's fine like we mean him never ever ever had an issue with me going on stage even when the time came yeah the like but even the way she says like i

told him i'm going on stage what's the the guy supposed to do? He didn't have a choice. Yeah. Right. And it's like, he's probably like, well, it won't be you anyways. Yeah. Yeah. And then it actually happened. He's probably hoping like, what are the odds?

Yeah. And she bought the tickets and she was probably eye fucking him being like, pick me to go on stage. She clearly wanted to go on stage. 100%. She went in with the mentality of going on stage. Girlfriend goes viral for revealing her hall pass is a couple was interviewed on street and whether or not they take hall passes the boyfriend said no while the

girlfriend said yes that her hall passes would be linds lindy waters the third don't know who that is barry sanders jr i know barry sanders jr is both waters sanders went to oklahoma state around the same time leading people to speculate she hooked up with them in college wait he said no and she gave two no you guys haven't seen this video it's so bad no it's so bad it hurts my how old are you 26 22 how long you been together two years if she gave you a guilt-free pass to sleep with anybody would you take it no sir you you only you might get one pass but at the end of the day, you want one wife. And this is the wife I want. What about you if he gave you one?

If he gave me a guilt treat pass, I would take it. That's crazy. That's crazy. Sorry. Who would you take it with? Lindy Waters III. Don't even know who that is. That's our problem.

Yep. Who else? Barry Sanders. I'm a love of them what do you think those men have over your men uh they're professional athletes that's crazy black or white one is native american and one's black but do you think that any of those guys would go for you junior would that's crazy hey at the end of the day, it's whatever. Whatever. At the end of the day, I don't care.

That had to be a breakup, too. I hope it was. That's so sad. He was like, I want this to be my one wife. And she goes, sorry, I'm going to fuck these dudes. And by the way, those aren't hall passes. The hall pass is like Brad Pitt. hall passes like the hall passes like uh bradley yeah like brad pitt like those are like nobody she picked like guys that she probably and she probably has whoever said this like that is so specific like who like who loves barry sanders jr nobody she gave two two Two people. Not even one. And again, it wasn't fucking Bradley Cooper.

They were like nobodies. Oh, he seemed so sweet. It's not like she went and named like shy Gillis Alexander on OKC. No, no. That was bad. Not even the top guy on Oklahoma City Thunder. That was bad. Game time.

You shouldn't have to worry when you're buying tickets your next big event game time is a fast and easy way to buy tickets for all sports music comedy theater events near you uh i've bought tons of nba tickets courtside wherever you want to sit um concerts you name it they have it all browse through the game time app and find what you want for me it would be heat celtics tickets you got hockey games last minute tickets flash deals zone deals easy to find buy tickets for every convent in your area game time the only ticketing app that gives you complete peace of mind with your purchase see the view from your seat before you buy so you know exactly what to expect when you arrive all in prices show your total up front so you're not getting hit with fees late stuff it's a great you know you're

getting a great deal with any of that crap buy tickets in second with two uh taps just two taps take the guesswork out of buying tickets with game time download the game time app create an account use the code bff for 20 off your first purchase again terms apply again create an account redeem bff 20 off download game times again today last minute tickets lowest lowest prices guaranteed. Download the Game Time app or go to GameTime.co. There's no M, which is interesting. GameTime.co, no M. Enter your email and reading code BFF for $20 off your first purchase.

Terms apply. Alyssa Violet calls out Paige Lorenz on Depop. Former BFF guest Alyssa Violet recently posted clothes for sale on her Depop page. Alyssa gave her personal backstories on clothes that she was selling. One particular, one post in particular is receiving a lot of attention because Alyssa said that while she was in the dress influencer, Paige Lorenz came up to her party, said she wanted to be just like her, followed her around the party all night like a stalker, eventually pulled her aside to tell that she hooked up with her ex

and they could still be friends. Yikes. Oh, wow. Huh. I mean, good for Alyssa Violet for... Why would someone want all that bad luck in a dress? Yeah, honestly, bad marketing to sell the dress. It's a crazy story, if true.

Like, you just follow someone around, be like, out of the blue, hey, by the way, I hooked up with your ex. Can we still be friends? Like, you didn't even, like, no. Tough story. Yeah, not a fun one. I don't know what this is. Will Willy Wonka immersive experience trick people with AI advertisements? Police were called to Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow

after a family showed up to a practically abandoned empty warehouse. They spent about $40 to attend. The host of the event called House of Illuminati apologized, and their fabulous event didn't take shape, and that people would receive refunds. The event was advertised with AI images. Oh, yeah, well, then, no, I won't be surprised you fell for this. And, yes, you should like be

refunded and arrested look i don't know about arrested pictures they just taped up photos on the wall that's so bad yeah it's bullshit that's awful look at the little like oompa loompa they have it's just a girl in a green wig have you you guys seen Wonka? It's the worst movie I've ever seen. It is? I walked out. Me and Grace walked out of the movie theater. No shit. The worst movie you've ever seen?

I mean, I walked out of the theater. Wow. Okay, I'll cross that off my list. Man. Not good. I really wanted it to be good. Me too. I was so excited for it.

Shane Gillis on SNL. What did O'Malley think of this? She loved it, man, obviously. Did you guys watch it? She went to the after party. Where was the after party? Rosie's Cantina and then the stand. I would love to go.

I'm putting this into the atmosphere. I'd love to be invited and go to an SNL after party. Oh, it's easy. No, it's not. You forgot you're Jill Kuhl. No, we have someone that works here. I told you before. My friend that works for Barstool, his dad is the producer at SNL.

But don't you have to be really invited? Shane Gillane gillis probably invited oh he's the director of no he invited us oh all right well yeah i'd like to go dave wants to go i'll text dave wants to go all right um cam newton fought three men i saw this crazy newton yeah 10 yeah three men attempted to jump cam newt they did no damage after I was able to fend them off long enough. Other people get. It was like a fight at like seven on seven. 77 ball tournament. Yeah.

It was maybe one of the worst orchestrated jumpings I've ever seen in my life. They tried to jump Cam Newton. I don't know if those three guys just, I don't know, didn't clock in the size, didn't clock in the height, didn't clock in. size didn't clock in the height didn't clock in like maybe one of us take some from behind pause but you know what i mean so uh just like the worst strategy to go and fight this nfl pro athlete at one time um ever yeah cam's a huge guy also funny that he had his like trademark hat. He doesn't take it off. Apparently, even when he plays, it looked like a fight from...

But look at him ragdolling all of these guys. Look at him throwing one into Nelson, dragging the other. It adds something to a football tournament. Oh, wow. DJ Khalid carried so he doesn't get his jordans dirty this is a very khalid move he's so funny can i see the video i haven't seen it but very khalid move i think it's khalid yeah khalid khalid it is khalid it is khalid i don't want to get my jordans dirty can i can i get everybody to help me please everybody it is callan i don't want to get my jordan's dirty can i can i get everybody to help me oh this is at uh

can't mess up the chase i'm performing live right now that's for like i think the food festival that's going on in florida yeah that's exactly what that's for um miley cyrus has a penis room in her home in the new movie driveway dolls miley cyrus plays tiffany plaster caster a character based on real life artists who started a career casting the penises of family famous musicians in the late 60s the co-writer co-director ethan colin revealed that when miley receives crips she said she was-time penis enthusiast who has a penis room in her house that was profiled in town and country. Yeah, I knew about her penis room.

I didn't, but it's on brand for her. Yeah, for sure. She dropped a new song today. She did? Was it good? Super random with Pharrell. I've just tried to listen to it, but then we started BFFs. Can we play? I have a question. What's the whole thing behind her love and penis is she's just very sexually open she likes to collect

she collects like that would be like a guy like oh i have famous boots i think that's kind of weird what's it called um I don't know, but she posted it on Instagram. So, like, is it, like, actually people's penises in, like, just, like, a mock dildo form? I think when you cast it, it's, like,

the actual penis. So who's doing this? I don't know if it's all actual penises in hers, but she collects penises is it like is it like she collects penises like penis things so they're just like dildos yeah that's dildos you're just saying dildos then but like the dildo room is different i feel a dildo room is different but they're not dildos i'm not as impressed with just dildos i'm much not impressed with like casts of actual penises of like can we look at miley cyrus penis room yep

man we didn't even get that song going well she wants to should we well i feel like we should okay okay she wants all right let's look at what's in the penis room the song's just gonna get us copyrighted anyways true oh probably they won't show us but like she collects like like penis shaped things and penises there's no images of it yeah that makes sense um the sag awards i just have a blank sheet so it's in print i don't know if there's anything to look at what people looked like but it wasn't there uh bradley cooper cries about missing leonard bernstein who he never met no what the fuck does that mean yeah bradley cooper is going viral for resurface summer interview when he cried after a cbs interview asked if he missed

missed leonard bernstein who he had never met but played in the 2023 movie maestro all right that's not at like i cried when buffett died i didn't meet him but i'm sure a lot of people cried so maybe if you played him a movie studied him let's see the video maybe he felt connected yeah what do you miss about him it's hard to talk about. I don't know. We shared something very special. It's hard to even articulate. But he was with me, certainly, throughout the entire time. His energy has somehow found its way to me.

And I really do feel like I know him. Yeah, that is weird to me. Especially sitting with his kids. Yeah. Sitting with the kids makes it give more of a reason to get emotional, I think. Because you're around the kids of the guy that just died.

I feel like they should be the ones being like, I miss my daddy. Yeah, and it's... The only thing I'll say. It's like very, if you ever see like inside the actor's studio and they're talking about like the craft. I mean, actors just say and do crazy shit. Yeah. He's probably like really, really does feel like he knew him and like became him in the movie.

Yeah. American Psycho remake being remade. Spark debate over who should replace Christianian bale as patrick bateman some names throw it out include tom holland glenn howerton robert patterson kieran culkin i don't i don't i'm not i i have no opinion do you guys have opinion on this i think definitely not tom holland he's too like cutesy robert patterson would be my pick yeah out of these guys yeah for sure maybe the guy on the right that's Kulke from yeah

from Succession obviously Kulke Kulken's brother Remy broke up with her boyfriend after two years of dating Remy posted now delete TikTok upset that Keon Kavit broke up over text yeah she posted tiktok said two years and he had to do it over text that is brutal tough

brutal how do you break up after two years over text i don't know man i want to give her a hug and and by the way like he they're a public couple like you just seem like a total dirtbag doing that oh yeah it's gonna get out you gotta know it gets out yeah especially like she's in the public eye of course she's gonna have she's gonna have to talk about it. And Remy's the type of person who talks about stuff. She's gonna post a video saying, the guy

broke up with me and he texted me. 100%. Which is fair. Has he defended him? Is he like, no, that's not really true? No, but she did delete the video. Oh. Like the same day. Hmm. Alright guys, quick commercial break. Today we've got something truly special for all the renters and landlords out there so paying rent it's something that we

all have to do and let's be honest it can sometimes be a bit of a hassle but what if there was a way to make it all easier more straightforward and even beneficial for your financial future introducing rent app so it's the ultimate tool for renters everywhere rent app takes the hassle out of paying rent by depositing your payments directly into your landlord's bank account. No more trips to the ATM. There's no more mailing checks, no more managing balances in multiple apps. It's just simple, direct transactions that make life easier for both you and your landlord. There are no fees, no weekly limits. That's right. RentApp is completely free for you to use, and there's no need for your landlord to even create an account. It's

completely free for them to. RentApp is also about helping you build a brighter financial future. So by optionally reporting your on time rent payments to the three major credit bureaus, rent app brings you one step closer to home ownership and helps boost your credit store. It's just a win after win with rent app. And like I said, it's free. So why not wait, you can head to the app store and download rent app today and follow Rent app at Rent app on Instagram and Twitter. And for our listeners, we've got an exclusive deal. You can go to rent.app slash barstool to get $50 cash back on your first rent payment, which is insane.

So you can go to rent.app slash barstool. And if you're a landlord, you can go to rent.app slash landlord to get paid on time without hassle. This is funny barcelona employee helps with citizen not funny citizens arrest on airplane shout out the wanton don donnie like wrestled a guy who was trying to like open a door on an airplane he was all over the news that's terrifying what is wrong with people i can't crazy i can't i would like freak out i can't believe donnie sat on his back and zip tied him uh bff corner gabby says josh was nervous to ask her out during tiktok live a fan

asked josh how he asked gabby to his girlfriend josh nonchalantly just that i asked gabby was quick to call josh out and add that he was very nervous yes that is true i feel like it was more of like we were live and i think i've gotten that question a million times of how'd you ask oh gabby so i was like i just asked like to move through the question and not answer it again but uh yeah she blew up my spot she definitely didn't let me get away with that she was like joshua's half cool that's not how it was at all he went to the dinner and was super nervous and couldn't even ask me out at dinner and then like when we got out of the car at home he like opened the door for me and

was like wait before we go inside and like then gave me the spiel and asked me out i was like yeah that is that is exactly how it happened people liked her on bffs it was almost all positive which is hard yeah because mostly everything yeah no people we do people don't like she got big head now she's a star uh i don't think she's letting it go to her head your birthday I didn't wish you a happy birthday that's on me you know what when I saw it was the birthday

I was already like two days later and I was like and I'm not a birthday guy but I know like the younger generation of birthday people so I'm like do I do it late a month ago your birthday like a month ago. Your birthday was a month ago? Yeah.

Yeah, it was January 3rd. Did I already wish you a happy birthday then? We kind of already talked about it on the podcast. Then why is this on there? He wished it weeks early. He had his party. Yeah, you said happy birthday to him two weeks before. Oh, all right.

Then I'm off the hook. Yeah. He just wanted to be the first to say happy birthday. Yeah. All right. I like that. How was your birthday party yeah how was it it was a good time it was fun did a little like casino theme so everyone came in and had like money to play with right so like there was like craps and roulette and blackjack and poker and did a big like giveaway at the end it was a fun night oh yeah sorry it couldn't come it's all right it's whatever still had a fucking amazing time without you yeah i mean i would have loved to come it's

it's we're very far away it's far no it is a distance uh miss peaches we raised 277 000 for lifeline animal project so we're very proud of that. I like this little graphic. Top 10 most followed IG accounts. Peaches is coming in at nine. That's crazy. Watch out, Brie. She's slowed down quite a bit over the last couple days. Like she was chalking up like 50 grand a day.

She's at 500K? Yeah. That's crazy. Oh my day. She's at 500K? Yeah. That's crazy. Oh my gosh. She's a superstar. Yeah, she's a superstar. That's unreal. I hope she does pass me.

She did that in a week and a half, but it slowed down a lot. Well, then we got to pump out the videos. We got to keep it going so that it gets up. I want her to be number one. Imagine she beats you. Yeah, she'd really have to cook to get there but give her a year she's cooking she is she is cooking jake jack jake shane reacts to bffs jake shane also known as octopus lover reactor brie calling the funniest man on the internet on bffs i did look into him

a little bit i told you once i saw what he looked like i i backed off let's see what he said this is funny he's got like a look about him that could be a funny guy yeah he is a funny guy is he one foot tall yes that's it yeah that was funny that is funny

good for him let's read some comments I guess alright let's do it what the fuck how are we gonna just start at the gate like that i think they're mean i think they're all mean comments yeah but that was even that was like i was like oh that's fucking like you have to read it as it gets oh josh needs to be replaced yeah rude never looking big little josh i don't know what that means i don't know i don't know how to take that one i don't know like thank you i think dave really showing his mike portnoy today

i'm afraid of that becoming my dad but i you know it's i i get it totally thought nope totally thought zuckerberg too was one of anyone else i brought up that before he has a touchy subject zuckerberg is getting better looking in his older age which isn't saying much but yeah julie fuck you the quickest way gun dave shit list is the cameron exact no need to do two of those that's everyone knows that i forgot how young josh is until this video it's like talking to a couple that's in high school. He's just a baby. I'm young.

I just turned 22. Happy birthday. Okay. Dave is almost worth $1 billion. He's writing on paper towels. Hey, you're a man of the people. Yeah, I didn't have a thing. Yeah, yeah.

Stay humble. Brianna always going through notes like she's keeping the schedule. What does that even mean? There's a lot of comments about you ruffling through your papers, apparently. Really? It's a thing that people apparently are. Oh, wow. I guess I got to get it together.

Yeah, these comments are a lot. Dave is definitely King Swifty. Thank you. Positive. Thank you. Yeah, Flava Flav tried to take it from you. Yeah. Flava Flav tried to take it from you. Flava Flav is a king because he's so sweet to all of us and most importantly, respectful to her.

What does that fucking have to do with it? I'm not nice to everybody and respectful to her? What are we talking about? What are we talking about? I honestly love Gabby and how much she calls Josh baby. He went through it and I'm glad he has someone who adores him. I'm very happy to have someone that adores me as well yeah these are like nice i like how we change i like how we change this is it's cute if i heard baby one more time during that podcast i was gonna

stab my eyes out all right right back to the right back to the right back hey sorry our bad sorry our bad we're in love dave if you lay a verbal finger on jake shane there will be hell to pay i said i fucking like them I run love. Dave, if you lay a verbal finger on Jake Shane, there will be hell to pay. I said I fucking like them. Brianna's still studying those papers. Those research papers she's doing probably cures cancer at this point. I didn't even realize I was doing that. This is just a meme that's been going on

that has been brought to none of our attention. That's funny. I can't unsee Zuckerberg and Dave now, but again, we get it. That's the third same one. I 100% thought Brie and Dave were in sync with the Bradley Cooper answer. I almost passed out when she said Mark Zuckerberg.

Same. That's poor. The game was a disaster. It was like a train wreck. I couldn't stop watching. All right. These comments are... It train wreck i couldn't stop watching all right all right okay these comments are wow it's good they couldn't stop watching yeah