BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - MONTY LOPEZ STOOD US UP - BFFs EP. 94

Episode Date: August 25, 2022

We start the pod without Monty Lopez as he stood us up to hang out with Ava Louise. We get into headlines of Ava claiming that she is Addison Rae's new stepmom, Bryce getting blocked by Addison on all social media, Andrew Tate getting banned from the internet (but not before sliding into Livvy Dunne's DMs) TI punching one of the Chainsmokers, Austin Mahone trying to take Amanda Diaz from Kio Cyr, Charly Jordan surprising Tayler Holder for his birthday, Kanye West selling clothes out of trash bags, Rihanna designing Fenty Ketchup makeup, and the premiere of House Of Dragons. Support Our Sponsors! MTV: PARTY WITH MTV AT THE VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS -- SUNDAY, AUGUST 28TH AT 8/7C. Upside: Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code bffs to get $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more. Whatnot: Download the Whatnot App today. Go to https://barstool.link/WhatnotBSS to get $10 off your first purchase on Whatnot.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, another episode of BFFs. Bad news. We'll start with the bad news because we're supposed to have Monte Lopez on today. At least that was the plan we thought. And I don't know if it's a full ghost because I was talking to you, Austin, and you kind of said he never really confirmed, right? He said yes, and then I said this week or next week when Josh is back.

He said when Josh is back, and then he started hanging out with Ava and just kind of stopped responding. Why are you trying to be the headline guy? Oh, yeah. Actually, we put that on the sheet. It is, which we will get to but like that you don't read the headlines you just answer the questions like did he confirm i forgot we put that on the sheet yeah it's actually the number one headline yeah yeah that's and then yeah it's the

first thing it's the second thing it's the third thing it's the fourth thing it's the entire first sheet austin we just have first five things i meant i know that we put the connection on the actual sheet that that i said also do we have beef austin because every clip austin has been putting out is just to destroy me well we'll get to you later yeah it's not your time it's not your time right now we're talking about monty yeah um so as aust Austin who apparently is getting that itch to be more content just said uh he he may he he never confirmed totally he did send me a DM um which is like hey I'm in San Diego let's do a pizza review which to me speaks of a delusional

human like I don't want you on a pizza review like i i'm not tooting my own horn but like we have a like the rock was just offered to me to do a pizza review i'm not doing it with fucking monte lopez we want you on bffs to talk about the drama that we talk about on bffs not to eat a piece of pizza so that being said as austin said he was hanging out with um i think somebody's widely respected as the worst human being who ever lived in ava louise yeah she's so classy yeah exactly just i mean she lives to be part of controversy. She will lie about controversy. She'll make up controversy. She'll insert herself as part of controversy.

So in a weird way, I guess this is the perfect twosome. Yeah. It's a match made in heaven. No, she commented chaos is all I want. Chaos is all I crave. So she's, yeah,

she's in the right place for that. So let's see. I don't want to have my eyes throw up, but I guess we have a video of them kissing, and I sincerely hope it's not, as the kids say, a French kiss. Oh, definitely got to be some tongue. He's got moves like Jagger. She's taller than him.

Oh, all right. So it's a fake kiss. Yeah, it's a peck. it's a pack it's like a that's good um who is and then ava luisa already deemed herself addison's new stepmother and a stitch with lalana dandri i was not prepared to be a mother at 24 but i'll do the best for a new daughter i love you addison ray first First of all, and she's disgusting. Didn't she lick a toilet seat on an airplane or something like that? Yes, I'm pretty sure she did. So I had a run in with her because when all my shit came out,

she, for some reason, I've never met Ava Louise in my life, was quoted giving advice. It's like, this person's a psychopath and then obviously barstool people did what they do they sent like videos of her like lying about sexual assault trying to like fuck purpose she's just she's the worst so i don't know i guess these two are like you said a match made in heaven um i that what seemed like a real kiss but monty then i guess started talking am i right about this um to young gravy well he he like added young gravy and was like how you like them apples it's like it's like but i don't get it what is he saying? How do you like Ava's boobs?

It almost made it sound like, where is, where, I know I read it. It makes me think, did like Gravy and Ava have a thing in the past? He said, Young Gravy, come get your girl. Hashtag fake rapper. What page is that on? This is on the first, the first headline. Oh yeah, Young Gravy, come get your girl at Ava Louise. I don't get it. I don young gravy really at all the only time i talked to him was on this show there is no way young gravy hooked up with ava louise i don't think i don't think so i hope not for for the

boys sake and maybe he did before she was crazy. That's a career killer. I think she's been pretty off the reservation now for quite a bit. I'm going to give Young Gravy the benefit of the doubt and say that's a lie. And again, she lies about everything. Yeah, she makes that lie. Yeah, it makes sense for that lie to be told by Monty and Ava. So I don't know. I don't know if we're going to get Monty on the show. I was excited to have him.

But he seems to be out to lunch like yeah just out to lunch kissing his girl do you think these two are actually i don't even it's like disgusting gives me the heebie-jeebies to think about do you think they're fucking yeah yeah you know what's sad monty probably is like i'm gonna marry this girl like he probably is like i love this girl no you don't think oh I think so this guy's fucking criminally insane I don't know though but Ava Louise I don't know she'll fuck anything for an ounce of clout but they may both be using each other for like like it's just something to talk about I'd like to believe in some pie in the sky world that they are both just doing this to like get people upset and not actually fucking because that's disgusting like it's a little jake paul tana marriage arrangement yeah yeah yeah yeah can i i don't

want to watch it but can i see the ava louise stepmom tiktok i really don't want to watch it is this like the i don't want to watch it. Is this like the TikTok where she says she's Addison's stepmom? She's saying she's Addison. Yeah, it's a duet in response to like this girl made like an Ava Luiz greatest hits, like all the stuff that she's done. So this is what Ava duetted with it. Screw your dad. And she is now Addison Rae's new stepmom.

This is going to be the most awkward family thanksgiving of my life she's the fucking worst she is it wasn't much but she's just the worst she's not even entertaining with it no she's she's she's a dirtbag like there's very few people you can unite around be like what a fucking piece of shit dirtbag and ava louise is one of them do you want to see the greatest all the bad things she's like all the stuff sure yeah yeah so everyone else knows how much of a dirt yeah yeah i think everyone knows okay so does everyone remember this girl who licked the toilet seat in 2020 and called it the coronavirus challenge and she also hit on bryce hall publicly and it was like a huge scandal. Her name is Ava Louise. She also almost

got sued by Kris Jenner and she slept with Antonio Brown the night before he ran off the field. She also made up all the rumors that Kanye West and Jeffree Star were hooking up. But one of her biggest scandals she has like public beef with addison ray so since miss ava couldn't steal bryce hall she is now hooking up with monty lopez addison ray's dad he posted this to tiktok this is them kissing yeah no she's just a disgusting human we did almost have her on the show yeah this was a little no this is a little bit before i think people are aware of what a scumbag she was it was the kanye rumors that and i think we went back and forth and then at the end it before we did it it came out that was just totally lying like it was

all made up and then she still wanted to come on it's like you you just made up you have nothing to add a value not only to this show but society yeah she needs to be locked up just in the whole yeah addison ray blocked bryce bryce revealed on t-talk with you right yeah yeah that addison blocked him across social media after he made content making light of monty's tiktok and sharing no cold young gravy monty poor addison mean, that's all. I know. I, yeah. Imagine like people claiming to be your stepmom online. Like, but what are we? Can't ignore it.

Right. That's what I mean. Like we're in it because I feel bad for us. And it's something like, I don't know. Should you ignore it? Because there's such trash, but it's what we talk about. I know. Week one, we did cut it because you said, I don't want to talk about this, but it became

such a big story. We had no choice. Well, Monty made it so public that you can't ignore it. Honestly, of all the stuff we're talking about, the fact that he thought, I'd be like, yeah, you want to do a pizza review with me? Like, buddy, are you the dumbest guy of all time? You might just be. The dumbest?

Pizza review? Yeah. Why doesn't he come on and talk about it? Talk time? You might just be. The dumbest? Pete's a Pete. Why doesn't he come on and talk about it? Talk about how dumb he could be. Come on, Monty. Monty, you look even got this. Seriously. All right, get ready to join MTV at the music's most anticipated party. The VMA is the Video Music Awards 2022, Sunday, August 28th, 8 p.m.

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Andrew what? Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate. He's been banned from Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, possibly YouTube, after violating their guidelines, posting misogynic content that is deemed hateful ideology. Damn it. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know if he posted anything new and i've heard different reasons like allegations mob ties sex trafficking

i don't know what the fuck to commentate l oh yeah a lot um but people still there's guys out there still definitely like standing for him and be like, oh, I mean, I still get your beta and all that shit. To be honest, I think it makes it stronger, him stronger, to be totally honest. And getting like taken offline because he wasn't on TikTok to begin with. Yeah. His Instagram content. He didn't he just posts like his Bugatti and him working out. He didn't like spew his shit on Instagram. So I don't really understand why it got taken down.

Yeah. And it is strange because whatever you think of him, there's certainly other people who are allowed to continue on social media. Yeah. I was just about to say, like I saw so many videos being made of like Andrew Tate getting deleted and people being like, finally like misogynistic,

all that shit. And like, I'm not, I'm not trying to defend him or nothing. I'm just saying there's definitely both sides. There's definitely female creators that are telling females, men are trash, men are trash, and they're okay to do that. And there's other guy creators that are just as misogynistic

or worse than Andrew Tate that are still online. Yeah, and I think even if you dig deeper, there's actual dictators and shit. You always hear that. People are actually committing atrocities. Well, it's like when Trump got kicked off Twitter, like actual like dictators and shit like you always hear that like people are like actually committing atrocities and well it's like when trump got kicked off twitter his army got stronger so it's like yeah and like i thought that was wrong like whatever you because it at some point the there where is who decides that the line in the sand is i saw

actually uh mike malek was talking a bunch he went off on it being like these are private companies so they have the right to decide what they do i understand that logic but i do think in this age we live in like freedom of the press and not being able to like manipulate the press this is the new press so who gets to decide like facebook instagram same tiktok those are how people consume information so who gets to decide like Facebook, Instagram, same TikTok. Those are how people consume information. So who gets to decide what information goes through and what doesn't? It's kind of a slippery slope to me. Yeah.

Yeah. Because how are you? How is anyone going to be able to listen to you or hear you if you don't have social media? That's right. All that anyone's on. And if someone where is the line on what I just don't like what that person says. Right. Because then Facebook is becoming the voice of reason.

Like the people that they get to decide who's right or who gets to speak. And yeah, correct. Um, hold on. Let me, let me just make sure I don't get assigned for a package. What's up Josh?

Not much. I was pretty good. You know, shucking oysters. Can't beat it. Nothing like shucking some oil, man. Nah, nothing like putting down some good oil. All right, we're good. All right, and then it was a pack and my dog was going crazy. All right, continuing.

Apparently, though, sticking with Andrew Tate, he slid into uh livy dunn's dms yeah damn that's that's no sense of who you think your shtick would work on from what i've gathered of livy dunn and he's that's like that's like monty asking you to do a pizza review correct correct like way way out um so and then she posted it yes she said that's enough no for me. It is a funny line, though. Come to Europe, dear, with the red rose. With the little rose, yeah. How many times do you think he rifles that off?

Do you think that's a copy and paste? Oh, for sure. Oh, that's just in his notes. He's going rapid fire style. Yeah. It's a pretty big ask. Like, come to Europe, dear? Yeah.

But I mean, it's like probably easy for him you know what i'm saying they fly him for like a day or two and then i'm surprised ava louise isn't with him oh that would make sense does andrew tate pull girls though women females dogs according to him like does he have like the blazarian thing going i i don't know i think he has like a podcast thing there's usually like a lot of like women on the podcast with him yeah like ava louise to me is i only see clips of his shit so i i don't really know yeah me neither but ava louise is if someone had like options i don't think ava louise is in the mix as i guess

right right right if you're gonna be able to pull even like i don't think Ava Louise is in the mix, I guess. Right, right, right. If you're going to be able to pull even, I don't know. You're not thinking you have a chance with Livvy Dunn and then be like, oh, cross out Livvy, where's Ava Louise? That's a good point. You've got to cross up a lot more names. There's a huge delta. Big delta.

TI punched one of the chain smokers? I saw the story. I was excited, but it seems like the beef is squashed let's see what uh what they say about the chain smokers who i'm friends with and are nice dudes you see this see i just literally punched him in the face we're on a vibe and i was like i gave him a kiss on the cheek. It was totally my fault. And he was like, don't do that. And I was like, okay. And he pushed me off, and I was like, alright.

My bad. And his friend goes, you need to get your boy. And I go, what the f- I don't even know what happened. And he punched me in the face, and I was like, okay, I'm sorry. And he was like, alright, cool, we're good. Always kiss your homies goodnight. Yeah, he seems to be a little bit shit-faced. Yeah, a lot a bit.

Yeah, crazy to think you just kissed T.I. Get the fuck off. Austin Mahone wants Amanda Diaz. Singer Austin Mahone made a TikTok in response to Amanda's TikTok about boys with green eyes saying, what's up then? Keough responded to Austin's TikTok with a TikTok with Amanda. All right, let's see both TikToks. Damn. Getting spicy.

Does he have green eyes too? Looks like it. I choose peace let's avoid violence okay so that was a really weird video that was super weird

he's gonna hit her that's what I got no he's gonna beat up Austin yeah come on O'Malley Jesus Christ that's what you got out of that that's even crazier about that you thought that this guy doing o'malley that that that was

what that was that's like saying that's the worst take it yeah yeah that was that was rough um i actually didn't hate the tiktok with just amanda sitting there like not knowing what's going on i think i think he could have ended it after the look. The look was fine. What's Austin Mahone's deal? Is he relevant? He was a Disney singer, right? I went to his concert when I was 12. Right, so is he still relevant now?

I don't think so, no. I think he, yeah, no. He definitely didn't know she had a girlfriend, right? I mean, boyfriend. I don't know. I feel like it's pretty known. Pretty known Amanda and Keough. That's a wild move to do that if you know it's known.

That's what I'm thinking. He probably thought he could slide and win. Yeah, he maybe thought, wow, look at these red flags and green eyes. I got her. What would you do in this situation? I mean, I don't know what you'd do. It's like if you're who? Austin or Keough?

Keough. I think Keough, the response was good right up till he just did the I don't choose violence part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one's weird. Charlie Jordan visits Taylor Holder for his birthday. A video circulated of Charlie Jordan visiting Taylor Holder in Texas for his birthday. Charlie had previously said she hates Taylor and he was the worst. Yeah, I don't like this one. a video circulated of charlie jordan visiting taylor holden texas for his birthday charlie had previously said she hates taylor and he was the worst yeah i don't like this one me neither

josh do you have stuff on this do you know anything you're like i i haven't talked to uh i haven't talked to charlie in a minute are you looking at notes are you just like texting fucking nessa i mean no i was just looking at notes i got i like texting fucking Nessa? I mean, no, I was just looking at notes. I got it on my phone. My printer didn't work this morning. Got it. Got it. Yeah, that we saw Charlie in where were we?

L.A., right? Oh, yeah. We were at dinner and she was with Harry Jowsey. And she was not a fan of Taylor Holder. No. She was like, fuck that guy. For all the negative, it seems like he's just kind of like rebuilding a little. Like nothing really ever came of anything.

I know. It's insane. It's really crazy. Crazy. And this almost makes me. I don't know what this makes me think. Like if she. Why would Charlie Jordan, who seemingly.

And I don't know if i'm right seems like she just keeps getting bigger and bigger like why would she be seen with him if there's any truth to any of the rumors about him it's strange to me yeah it doesn't it doesn't add up math is not math and no i don't understand the taylor holder situation not this next jake paul beat up nelk boy miami jake paul beat up nelk boys steiny miami telling repeatedly to say you're sorry we're unsure what to fight about i think it's supposedly because they were like hitting on his girlfriend right well um it was a prank because the video came out last night that uh they pranked steiny so it wasn't real yeah Yeah, I didn't think it was going to be real. That's what I thought next.

Because he was on the Nelk Boy podcast, right? Yeah. Stiney deserves a prank every time he gets pranked. He deserves it. So we don't even have that on the sheet. We just have it like it's a real beat up, even though it's totally fake. And he didn't really get beat up, right? He got like chokeslammed to the ground.

He was like, say sorry, say sorry. And it was for like supposedly hitting on his girlfriend. Julia Rose, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So who put this sheet together without the real effects? There was no way Jake Paul beat up one of the Nelk boys. Was this Devin? Yeah.

To be fair, the video came out late last night. Yeah. It is 2 o'clock today. This is true. Kanye West selling clothes out of trash bags. This we talked about before, right? Aren't these designer trash bags? No, this is different.

Those are the Balenciaga ones. What are these? He refused to put his hoodies on display at Gap. He's making people dig through trash bags to get them. Yeah, he doesn't want to organize them by size. Yeah, he's just digging. He doesn't want to have them be organized. He's a genius.

Kanye West has previously cited the homeless as one of his inspirations, says that he's an invader. His designs are not a joke, and they will not conform to the way people want him to think. Kanye also clarified they are construction bags, which are just heavy-duty trash bags. Whatever. I mean, the Kanye people who are Kanye people out there, it's good. They love this shit right now.

It could be trash bags with trash, and they would dig through the trash to buy the trash. You can tell we're getting a little light. Rihanna is inspired by ketchup. Rihanna's Fenty Beauty has launched a makeup collab rihanna is inspired by ketchup um rihanna's fenty beauty has launched a makeup collab with mschf inspired by ketchup they had a hot dog stand um in union square yesterday giving this all out giving giving what out um the ketchup makeup oh so the lipstick you do it out of a ketchup packet no you don't know which is which so some are ketchup packets and some are makeup oh Oh, that seems stupid.

That seems like super misleading. What if I want to have a fry and then I accidentally grab the makeup one? Yeah, what if I want lipstick and I'm covered in ketchup? Lipstick hot dogs. Celebrity breakups, Olivia Rodrigo and Zach Beah, Jacob

Allerty and Olivia Jade. Okay. I'm just flipping through on stuff that I think is interesting. House of Dragons premiere. Did you guys watch it? Oh, yeah. It was fucking electric. So you're a Game of Thrones person?

Yeah. Did you watch it? Yeah. So I'm a huge Game of Thrones person. I wasn't sure I wanted to watch this because it's such a investment emotionally and time wise and like i am somebody and maybe this makes me a simpleton like did anyone else watch the terminal list no no what's that so terminal list it's uh pratt and he's like a navy seal type guy gets wronged the it, and it's on Apple TV maybe.

Anyways, the end of every episode, he kills the bad guy. I love it. I go to bed. I have a smile on my face. I'm like, yup, good guy won. Game of Thrones, everybody you root for and like gets murdered, raped, pillaged. Yeah, it's great. You don't have, like, there won't be a happy moment for the next four months.

Yeah, it just hurts right so it's like i remember last when i was watching thrones the original kind of like season four i'm like i don't even know if i want to do this anymore like everybody i like gets brutalized so it's like i know that's gonna happen it started right off the bat in episode one it's just just hurts your heart kind of thing you never feel good i don't go to movies that i know are sad it's like i don't want to be sad i want to be happy did you see elvis i did see elvis i don't think that's sad you didn't think that was sad no not really that was so sad he just got used and taken advantage of his entire life yeah i know he

died at the end and got fat, but it was very pro Elvis. I did not know the whole Colonel stuff or all that shit that was going on in his life. That shit was crazy. Most of it I thought was positive. So anyways, I watched it. I thought it was very good.

Will you continue? I don't know. They'll probably murder that little girl in the next... She's six and she'll get raped. I was thinking'll probably murder that little girl in the next... Yeah. Like, she's six and she'll get, like, raped. I was thinking her uncle's going to start raping her or something. Yeah, it is. That's Game of Thrones.

Yeah, that's just what the show is. It sounds like really gross TV. It's crazy. And they don't give a shit. It's like, you don't know who's about to die in some brutal way. They cut someone's butthole off in the first one. It's brutal. They cut their butthole off.

How is that even possible? And they showed it. How do you cut off someone's butthole without cutting off their whole butt? Just rip the butthole out. I don't know, man. Like they just kind of like went around? I thought it was his dick, to be honest. Was it?

I thought it looked like a butthole. Either way, crazy. Can you watch that show without watching hba the um the original no it won't make any no yeah you could you think they make so much references to everything now yeah but it they sort of do but i mean it's like 170 years before it would actually be kind of cool to what and then watch that one first yeah Yeah. All right, guys. Quick commercial break. So from cringing at the pump to getting an eye-popping check

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Pub John's makes crustless pizza. This is on here. That's how we, that's gross. If you like pizza without crust, you're a savage. That is crazy. You should keep talking about this crustless pizza. We should go to the next topic, huh? This may be the fastest BFFs we've ever had.

BFFs Corner, Nessa spotted with Josh in Canada. People are hypothesizing that Nessa was in the room with you during the last BFFs. Oh, that's not true. I don't know whether you say anything true when it comes to Nessa. No, no, no. She wasn't in the room. I put that on my mama.

She wasn't in the room when I was filming that episode but she was with you she was with you in Canada yeah yeah yeah she came like halfway through the trip in Canada with your family your family reunion yeah yeah so you know she was just she was going through a rough time and she needed like to get out of LA and stuff and she called me and I was like yeah just come come in does she still hate us over here i don't think she hates you guys i think she just hates like drama i think she just hates that like people take stuff and then like blow it up to be extra yeah just stresses her out speaking of blowing stuff up brie broke up Noah and Dixie. Oh, no.

Bree and Noah Beck hooked up, question mark. Oh, yeah. That's actually the headline. And then did Bree break Noah, Beck, and Dixie up? Pretty much. So, huh. Demoxo. Most reliable source on the internet.

And here is the exact message, which I was sent quite a few times. Noah and Brianna chicken fry that's you brianna um i spotted noah beck at bryce hall's 23rd birthday party this past weekend i'm not sure if him and dixie are still together question mark question mark but he was all over brianna chicken fry they were with each other all night and were super smiley and giggly and then we have this video of did uh brie break up nobeck and dixie one of the most popular long-standing couples let's see what we got um and we'll get to the homewrecker in a minute doom law source claims they saw noah all over

josh richards bff co-host rihanna chicken Fry at Bryce Hall's 23rd birthday. Wait, what? But Noah would be the only one of those guys that's, like, ready to settle down and get married right now. As a source wrote in, quote, I spotted Noah Beck at Bryce Hall's 23rd birthday party this past weekend. Hmm, interesting. Is that the same past weekend that his girlfriend, Dixie D'Amelio, had her 21st birthday party that upset fans that Noah was noticeably

absent at interesting interesting timing very interesting public like every few videos of us she's always pinching my arm hair she's always just touching gross as the source went on to say quote I'm not sure if him and Dixie are still together but he was all over Brianna chicken fry it's not looking good Doa shippers it is not looking good it isn't looking good Brie what's up it's not looking good no what what's going on over there

Brie how could you I mean I really had no choice so what's the story there's no fucking story Noah was with Dixie that night and I was in New York

neither of us were even at Bryce's party how convenient yeah seems pretty I can attest made up to me so your answer to that is you were in New York we're not at this party How convenient. Yeah. Seems pretty made up to me.

So your answer to that is you were in New York, were not at this party that you were at, and that Noah was with Dixie. Noah was with Dixie, and I was in New York. Interesting. Interesting. But I thought Noah couldn't even be with Dixie that night. This wasn't the same night as her birthday party. Whatever.

Fuck you guys. Very interesting. I'm just a homewrecker birthday party. Whatever. Fuck you guys. Very interesting. I'm just a homewrecker whore. Let's run with it. Well, seems that way. Seems like Josh Richards' podcast co-host, Brianna, is a whore. Seems like you and Noah Beck would be a great couple. Yeah, we totally would.

He'd pinch his little arm hair. I am a Dixie stan. I may text her and be like, want me to push Bri down a flight of stairs? I already talked to Dixie stan I may text her Be like Want me to Push Brie down the flight Down a flight of stairs I already talked to Dixie Yeah we should make sure We should make sure Dixie's doing okay Here

Want me to read my DMs? She said Yeah Publicly I'm so defensive Yeah Yeah Yo

Like oh I was in New York Josh Brie You broke up the best relationship ever I'm like Are you guys fucking stupid? Ava Louise Are you saying the relationship Isn't the best ever? Is that what you're doing now? Josh You're in the best relationship ever. I'm like, are you guys fucking stupid? Ava Louise. Are you saying the relationship isn't the best ever? Is that what you're doing now?

Josh. I'll kill you, Josh. I was in New York. I don't need to read this. No, no, we want to hear it. Oh, now she's backtracking. Kind of seems like it might have happened. Maybe, yeah, or didn't have the DMs.

Okay, shut up, guys. Obviously, no, me and Noah thing is fake. I was in New York, but it was not at Bryce Hall's party, but just wanted to make sure. Yes, oh my God, he was with me that night. Ha, ha, ha. Yes, some crazy person submitted that. Yes, please don't worry, but whenever you're back in LA,

I'd love to do something. Well, let's get her on the show then, because we have a lot of other questions to ask her about other relationships. If this one we're not going to tell the truth about. All right, okay. Grace is finally going to be next truth about all right okay grace is finally the next rough and rowdy yes so you guys went to your first rough and rowdy the mick

mickle malley so are you really gonna fight yeah so we're gonna go on tour and then uh when i come back i'm going full training mode so did you know you wanted to do that before going or is that like a spontaneous thing i i had uh like talked about it a little bit and then I was like you know what I'll just announce it tonight and here we are. That'll be exciting. Do you know who you're fighting? No probably not. This is a good place to call anyone out. Yes anyone in my week class

that wants to fight me I will fuck you up. Do you have any enemies? Remy Bader you said? No, Brianna. Yes, Remy. I forgot about that. Wait, you're...

Remember Remy stole Grace's dude or something? I like Remy and Remy knows more. So you don't like... Brianna, that's crazy that you just did that. No, because remember Dave? Remember Dave? Remy stole Grace's guy. She really did hook up with Noah Beck, by the way.

I believe everything. I believe everything. All these clips are very good teasers, by the way. All teasers for the shortest. O'Malley, Bree's best friend, just said she really did hook up with Noah Beck, by the way. Cut that, and we have a preview for the next show. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. All right. Yeah that and we have a preview. Yes we do. Yes we do.

Alright. We'll figure that out. That'd be good. Maybe you could fight Ava Louise. Oh yeah. Ava. Ava Louise would definitely fight by the way. Oh easy. Step on up Ava. You little bitch. That would be a big pay-per-view for us because everyone wants to see your dad fucking knocked out like a

two for one. Here we go. Ava. Alright. Do we have anything a big pay-per-view for us because everyone wants to see your dick fucking knocked out like a two-for-one. Here we go. Ava. All right. What? Do we have anything else? I think that's the fast. That's like a car wash.

We're supposed to have Monty bailed. I don't see anything else on the sheets. Is that it? I see something called fan questions. We have fan questions

if you guys want to do them. I actually saw like comments on videos where they were like, we missed the fan questions. All right, let's do them. All right, guys. Quick commercial break. So if you haven't heard of Whatnot, it's a live stream

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said, it's live streams happening 24-7,. You never know what you're going to discover. There's tons of shit on here. So make sure to check it out. Let's get back to the show. All right. Who is each of your white whales for BFFs? What? That means like to get as you really want the our dream guest.

Well, mine's honey. Who knows that? Oh, yeah. Yours is honey. Oh, I think mine would be Amber Chamberlain. That'd be a major episode. Oh, were you getting heat, by the way, Bree, for the Call Her Daddy shit? Yes, of course. Mega.

Because Austin clips the Brianna wants to go to war with Cooper. No, he's brutal. Austin will do that to you. When we have an episode and I know there's stuff that I don't want him to take out of context, I'll send text, don't use like that. Yeah, I probably should have done that too. That was in context. The title maybe was inflammatory,

but the clip was context. The title, though, does matter, I find. I feel like that's what grabs the attention. Yeah, that's a very Austin answer. Like, well, the title said that you wanted her dead. Well, scientifically. If you watched it below, it didn't say that. It's all right.

Did Josh skip Bryce's party because he is friends with Jaden now? No, I was in Prince Edward Island. It was just something a lot. Why would Josh skip Bryce's party because he's friends with Jaden? Because Bryce is friends with Jaden. Oh. Speaking of Prince Edward Island. I just wasn't there.

It's crazy how these fans figure out that Nessa was with you. They should be detectives. Well, there's pictures of them too. No, 100%. They should be FBI agents. I haven't even seen them. No, with the sweatshirt in the background, that's crazy to me. That's just nuts.

No, yeah. I mean, they found it out before the pictures like the pictures were after they found out because then they started looking for us yeah that's crazy yep will you guys ever do a live pod in new york i haven't given it much thought but i guess i think la would be a better place probably to do a live pod for this crew. But I guess New York, maybe we should definitely. I will say my guess would be we do at least one live event together before it's said and done. I would guess. Yeah.

I don't know when or where. Did Madison Beer ever respond to Dave's text? She does occasionally. I'll shoot her another one right now oh my god uh let's see the last time what's up or the last time uh i hope you guys have great podcasts i love talking about things we can do in the future to adapt to my comfortability this is wednesday january 12th. Wow. Pod. Podcast. Say yes. There.

That is now today at 207. Okay. My last three have been ghosted. Damn. Speaking of which, who is the last famous person in each of your DMs? I don't have famous people in my DMs. Or if I do, they're like four. Mine would probably be dixie well you tried to fuck up yeah that's true she did still gonna beat up remy still want to beat up remy you still want to fuck noah beck

apparently i already did well keep it going oh Oh, Chrissy Teigen. That's my last famous. What are you guys talking about? We're talking about the question. So I went to a pizza place in London, and she was like, were you at this pizza place? I was just there a minute ago. Oh. Cool.

That's a pretty big name drop. No, that is a big name drop. That's a big name drop that is a big name drop what about you Josh um the last like famous person I mean what do we classify as famous Chrissy Teigen is fucking famous yeah cause that's like super famous

yeah what do you got was it Noah like what the fuck's up with brie fucking my yeah noah actually dm me and said yo could you tell brie if she doesn't chill the fuck out i'm gonna storm into the barstool office and beat the shit out of her that's what i said no i thought this was private like what she flapped her gums for oh mine's remy she's pissed no actually mine's like the last like i guess it would be like maybe like

it's a lot of tiktokers so i don't know if i really count that you know i guess it depends the level of tiktoker because tiktokers are like the the the relationship brief fucked with those are two of the biggest people going right now well then i guess like nessa would be that's kind of a lame answer but well that's the most recent i said on my fall it's the most recent my bad well that's always gonna be your answer your girlfriend should count dude yeah now i'm on back on the day of training that's your girlfriend it's not no well she's in canada yeah that's your girlfriend i'm just a good friend dude if someone's having a hard time

and they need to cool off or get a clear head. You're dating Noah. No, you're dating Nessa. I'm fucking Noah. You're beating Remy up. Jesus Christ. Quite the crew I've amassed here. Any more questions?

What group were you in in high school? Popular, duh. Sabre K.O.? Sickest kids.osh's in the locker yeah josh was a loser he was on musically still wasn't a loser can you believe that it'll leave school it got that bad all right next is dave actually short i mean yeah well it's like i'm i'd say a medium i'm five ten and a half i'm taller than short guys i'm not as tall as tall guys yeah he's not like shorter than me and grace

correct yeah girl would have to be very tall to have height on me like she'd have to be a six footer the new hire here like 5 10 than you. Or like 5'10". Who? The new hire from Barstool Idol, Caroline. She's 5'11". She's 5'11"? She must just wear flats or go barefoot then. Maybe she does. Yeah, she's a hippie. You know what we're going to have?

I'm going to be back in the office tomorrow and we're going to have a classic back-to-back. There's a video that i saw the other day of me getting measured at the office like against the wall tape measure and i was very close to five six uh six feet excuse me five six it's all relative i've had pizza i've had people stack pizza boxes to try to figure out my height. But I'm 5'10 and a half average. Fair. What is Josh's body count? Oh, come on, guys.

We're all just trying to have a good podcast. That was the most popular question. Come on, Josh. Tell them. What would you set the over under at? Triple digits? You are young, though. I can't set the over under.

Triple digits? No, I won't go that high. That would be a i won't go that high that would be a lot for someone his age that would be a lot wouldn't it those tours were crazy yeah but how old is he on those tours enough to fuck what's he fucking fucking what he's like nine i don't this convo is giving me the heebie-jeebies. Yeah. Next. Oh, yeah. Then would you ever have a fan on the pod? We get asked this all the time because people just want to come on, but we've talked about it. Yeah.

I mean, probably not. If we had like a live podcast, it's good when we had the fans coming up. Oh, yeah. Like asking the questions. There was that one girl at the live show in LA that was going crazy. Yeah. Oh yeah. The crazy lady.

You could actually, for this, it would be interesting. Like instead of you reading the Mawson, I know you want to insert yourself into it. No, you pre-record it. Like a voicemail calling.

Yes. But Austin kind of wants his, I think Austin kind of wants his, you know, minute of fame kind of thing. A hundred percent. But you could have the, we could see the person's face as they say their question, theoretically. I'm a fan.

I'm on. That's true. Welcome, O'Malley. Is that all? Did you say that's it, Austin? This one from a Nancy O'Malley. Can we get more O'Malley on the podcast? Jesus Christ.

Grace's mom swiped up on the questions. I like that. I like that. That's a fair question. That's awesome. She's going swiped up on the questions i like that yeah okay question that's awesome she's gonna yeah she's gonna love that yeah shout out what was her name nancy nancy shout out nancy o'malley okay she's gonna make that her ringtone shout out nancy o'malley yeah say it one more time shout out nancy o'malley. Oh, she's going to love it. All right. I think that's it.

That's everything we got. That's BFFs. Monty, thanks for fucking canceling the last minute so you could gallivant with Ava Louise, the trash. If you're going to gallivant, at least gallivant with her on the podcast, you know? Correct. Correct. Correct. You could have brought her on.

If you guys want to announce your marriage to be or something on the podcast. If you really wanted to cloud it, if they were smart people, they both would have come on. Stage is open. Stage is open. And Ava, I will fight you. That would be a great fight for that. All right. But she's the type who would go, go, go all the way to last second and bail.

Bail out. She has bail written all over. We'll have Remy on standby. Jesus Christ. All right. Maybe you and Dixie fight for Noah's love. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

Tag team. That's crazy. That's the run. That's the run. That's BFFs.