BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - REACTING TO JACK DOHERTY CRASHING ON STREAM — BFFs EP. 195

Episode Date: October 10, 2024

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Yeah. This dude, Jack Doherty, crashes his car while live streaming. Jack Doherty crashes a $200,000 McLaren while texting and driving in the rain. Jack's now permanently banned from Kik because he was streaming during the crash. Jack seemingly suffered no injuries, looked to be more worried about the state of his car and recording the incident as cameraman with blood pouring down his face while bloody jacked as his camera to film him after the crash what i didn't see anything about this yeah i saw this this this was on my like timeline so so saw the video i mean look at this.

Oh! Oh! No! No! No! Oh, fuck. No, watch out, watch out. Oh, fuck.

Fuck, open the door, open the door, open your door. Holy shit. God. Holy fucking shit. Oh, Michael. Are you okay? Yeah. Holy fuck.

Oh, my god, bro. My whole... Did someone just say you can't park there? Bro, my whole fucking car, bro. Baby, that's... I've heard that before. Oh my gosh. There's no fucking... Michael, here.

Do you have your film on that phone, too? This guy's the worst he he's a menace at first i thought maybe it could be fake but i like you can't like fake that i don't think no no no that's no way you're faking i just think who decides to try to pull like uh speeding up like that when it's like you can clearly hydro like look at the water on the street right there right like it's like it's like more than i know texting and driving obviously is stupid you shouldn't be doing it but even more like he looks up and he's like yeah now's probably the time to give it a go let me rep right here while it's pouring rain down and he didn't give a shit

about his friend who is clearly has a concussion and his face is gushing blood yeah he's a menace i mean we've talked about before i i how popular is he though like i feel like people like hate watch them you know who like what is it like teenagers yeah i guess i i even the only time i ever see his content is when it's getting put out somewhere else than his own channel and i'm kind of seeing it against my will and every single comment is nearly the exact same thing i just said like i never see this guy unless it's against my own will or like why the fuck does this guy have an audience it doesn't seem like he has any fans i get i mean how could you like the dude yeah i could see a hate watch i mean he's always doing like like this is a viral video and he's always in like the videos where he'll bump

somebody and then a security guard will like beat you up but he just seems like the worst human who ever lived yeah i know it's a terrible look i mean i'm glad everyone's okay but you can't get imagine you getting austin well in the morality of life right like if he died in that car crashed like i think most people like he kind of deserves it the way he's going right i mean the internet would definitely do that yeah like yeah you're going nine million miles per hour in a mclaren and you like speed up and then you don't even care that your buddy's like god's head it's just the whole thing's crazy and he's never gonna stop i think it's one of these things that like this makes him more powerful

he's gonna progress powerful like yeah it's like oh we gotta watch what he's doing next i don't know yeah but i don't know my face is behind my comments people commenting online would probably say what you said but you know they don't they don't got a face next to their comments so i if he died i would probably be like you know i don't know him maybe he's a nice guy but like you know you play with fate and oh well like i wouldn't i wouldn't feel bad yeah based on what i what based on what he puts into the world i don't want to go like he's asking i'm not rooting for him to die yes yeah you don't want him to get that's that's what that's what i was trying to dig towards, is that you didn't poke death upon this young guy.

Right. But if his bodyguard, if he did one of these stunts where he knows he's being protected, and somebody just punched him in the face, and his nose, his brain died of it, well, I mean, how many times can you tempt fate, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You fuck around so many times, you're going to find out. Right. Yeah.

You think he'd ever make Austin video you after a car crash? I'd do it. I mean, if we were both fine. But there's another video where he's showing the car, and he doesn't even know the kid's fine yet. I saw that. And what about being kicked off? Again, I'm too old. He's kicked off the platform like i don't again i'm too old i don't i don't

know about streaming not my bag like aiden ross has asked me to be on his stream like multiple times i'm like well i feel like you're gonna pull my pants down and like push me over and then like i get pied in the face and everyone's like oh look at the old man so i like i don't get that world um like i thought you could do anything on kick. I didn't think they cared about anything. Yeah. I mean, this is a little different, though, right? This isn't just like, oh, they're gambling or like, oh, this is.

Could have killed people. Is he really the first streamer to be videoing while he's driving, though? Probably not. Most of the time when i see people streaming and they're driving they have a driver like they get an uber somebody's driving and they're they're streaming or if they're streaming someone else is filming but they're not like texting too i mean this guy really threw everything into a bowl and just decided to be like let's fucking eat let's drive as quick as we can in the rain let's text and stream all

at the same time it was like yeah i went out to want to crash for a video that's why i would think at first it's fake like why does the camera go blurred like dark but i don't like it looks impossible to stage the way the parts are all over so um i just i feel bad for the videographer man but they all want to be part of it everyone like you know i do not feel bad for the videographer, man. But they all want to be part of it. Everyone, like, you know, I do not feel bad for the video. I don't feel bad for anybody who gets in bed with this guy. It's like, what do you expect to happen? Yeah, why do you want to hang around this dude? Yeah, like something, like this is part, if it's not this, it's something else.

Punching people and smacking people. Yeah, he's like, hey, there's a great white in that pool. Let me throw you in and see if you can get out. It's going to be something. Karina Kompf joined the rest of the internet, reprimanding Jack for not caring about his cameraman. Jeff Wittek replied to Karina saying how he saw no difference between Jack and David Dobrik following Jeff's incident.

Now, we remember Karina was in the video when his security guard like knocked somebody out at a halloween party and i was more like i think karina comp has like more money than god like why are you ever at any event where jacked already is like that she seemed better than that but uh so she hates him you remember that video the halloween punch i think it was more of like a he got into an event more than like she went maybe yeah maybe yeah um like he's an automatic if i walk into the door at a party and jack dory's there it's like i'm the grandpa simpson meme where you just walk in walk out uh yeah so a little like simpson going back into the bushes yeah i see it jeff wittek so i i mean this is one of the longest this is like bff 1.0 talking about wittek getting thrown off the thing and like breaking his face yeah i don't see how these things are remotely similar no no i i don't know if i really saw the correlation as well um maybe well jeff fell off i guess it's

like excavator and david like made it a vlog disregarding like harm or like injury in a current moment oh maybe maybe it goes back to what i just said oh shit maybe i should like care about the person that's you know but yeah maybe it goes back to what i said in the sense of like well you dance with the devil like uh you know i i was doing whatever dobrik wanted me to do this cameraman he's with jack darty like shit's gonna happen don't complain about it after i don't know that may be a stretch yeah i don't know it's a tough one the jack dude seemed a lot more reckless than David at the time, probably to Jeff. Yeah. Like the Jack dude's out of pocket. He's insane.

You never know what he's going to do. Yeah. I almost forget the Wittek thing at this point. Wittek was more mad that Dobrik didn't like check on him. I think I actually don't remember. It was so. Yeah, I know. It's and there's like. There were so many like.

Like. Editions of that story. You know what I mean? I thought this thing has been. Like. Quelled. Oh my God. There's like. There's like a couple different versions.

There's a rewrite. You know what I mean? They made the book into the movie. Like. It's like. Holy shit. Like. I don't.

I don't know if I remember the story exactly how it is. But to me. When you look at Jack. As a person you instantly are going to hold him a little bit worse because of all the things he's done previously i when i think david dobrik and jack doherty as content creators they're nothing alike to me like they're nothing like yeah yeah yeah um kamala went on call her daddy vice president kamala harris want to call her daddy discuss Vice President Kamala Harris went on to call her daddy to discuss women's reproductive rights, amongst other things.

Alex said nothing was off limits. She didn't think it made sense for her to talk about anything other than women's rights. And she's open to having Donald Trump come on to discuss the same topic. I didn't listen to the interview. I saw some of it. I mean, I'm biased. I'm double biased. I like Alex.

I'm not the biggest Kamala fan, but I don't know what all the... I saw a lot of my timeline, like, why would she go on Call Her Daddy and, like, outrage on that? That I didn't get. I know. Trump does the same shit. I didn't understand the outrage at all. I don't get what...

No, I don't get. Like, Trump does NELT. Trump did Theo Vaughn. Like, Kamala went to Call Her Daddy. Who who cares that probably is a smart move by her yeah i thought i thought it was really cool to chat her on it also it's also insane that we live in a world now where presidents are going on podcasts when are we going to get one on should we get them on yeah you know i'm almost over like i couldn't you're over the president trend? Well, no.

You're over that trend? Like, I don't want to do, like, softball interviews, and I just don't know enough about, like, I could have Trump on an interview at any time. Why are we going to talk to him about BFFs? Kamal would never go on with me, but that's the other thing, like, no shit. Donald didn't want to go on with Alex. But it's hard because when i interviewed trump i was worried about that it's like i don't know enough if he says something or any politician like what's true and what's not so it's it's it's a tough place to be as an interviewer if you want

to do not a total softball interview you know right you should be the first podcast interview like a dictator or something i love that that would be wild i like this let's get let's get like let's get ahead of the next trend you know yeah dave kind of started the trump on like the trump trend oh i totally did yeah yeah you started the still the only guy to do it as a sitting president these are all candidates you were also a sitting a sitting interviewer too you were sitting down we were in the white house yeah i was sitting a little suit on and i did the whole thing like trump's i said right when i go i'm not going to like i know kamala knew the questions here in colorado like i know she did oh like they got the little like sheep definitely yeah

no i say no i did i don't want to confuse it. I didn't talk to Alex. It's not like factual. That would be my best guess. But when I did Trump, they're like, I said, I want to share my questions like beforehand. And then when I showed up, they asked for the questions. And I'm like, no, I'm not. I said, I won't do the interview.

The little finger wag. Yeah. With that. It was very nerve wracking. Yeah. Were you like sweating? Were you scared? I was nervous. I was nervous for sure.acking. Yeah, were you, like, sweating? Were you scared? I was nervous.

I was nervous, for sure. Was that the thing you've been most nervous to do, like, throughout the social media career? I mean, that's one that sticks out. Because I don't really interview people. And I didn't want it to be total softball. So it's like, yeah. I didn't like when I went to a rally against myself, the KO barstool. They threw, like, this huge rally at Northeastern.

Me and Gaz showed up. That was not great. That's scary. Yeah, they were pushing Gaz. But there's been a lot of stuff, I guess. I was nervous when I had to tackle the lingerie football player at halftime i'm like if i fuck this up and she goes for a touchdown and i this clip is gonna be fucking everywhere that was nerve-wracking yeah that would yeah that wouldn't have been good for you at all a horrible horrible you would have had to blame it on the shoulder or something yeah that was

terrible there's been there's been moments um yeah all right moving on kania west bianca sensori heading for divorce shocker i didn't know they were married to be honest i thought their boyfriend girlfriend they got married pretty quickly like immediately i think yeah it felt very fast um but yeah shocker oh no hayley bailey and ddg split oh i saw this you love her that's your girl i love her if this is good news for you then no i never root for for demise and relationships brie i'm not that type of guy okay oh the question says is dave going to slide in no i would never do that they have a son co-parent their son halo she i do think she's like the most stunning well i wonder why they broke up does it say

after much reflection and heartfelt conversations hallie and i decided to go our separate ways the decision was not easy but we believe it's the best path moving forward were they married or they were just dating it says dating yeah they had a kid ddg said being with hailey made people side eye him because she's a princess and people didn't think he was good enough for her this is coming after joe boot and trash ddg and it insinuated he was a no-name i'm gonna be honest the ddg is really fucking with my brain right now because my trading firm is ddtg so i keep saying it and getting like fucked yeah i was i was actually thinking that when you were gonna read the name i was wondering if you're gonna mess it up but you've done it. You nailed it.

DDG. So he thought he wasn't good enough for Hallie? Yeah, essentially. I mean, DDG started off... I remember I used to watch him as a vlogger. This is what we had on our podcast, right? Yeah. Pontiac made DDG. I used to watch him as a vlogger,

and then he became a rapper. And he's made some pretty big songs, or he's had some good hits and whatnot. Like Moonwalking in calabasas yeah that's what we had yeah yeah yeah so he just i guess i don't know he's not as he's not in the same realm as her for sure but if you feel that way it's oh i got phone mommy if you feel that way in a relationship it's really hard to make the relationship work yeah yeah i wonder if he felt like that or if it was more like the public pushing that narrative on to him you know which sucks either way it sucks either way it's too bad uh millie bobby brown jake bon john bon jovi yeah bon jovi wedding in italy after secretly

getting married may mill, Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bon Jovi had their wedding celebration in Italy with family and friends. Stranger Things, Papa, Matthew Modine officiated Millie and Jack's wedding. That's crazy. This was awesome. They look so good. That's my favorite wedding dress I've ever seen. The pre-wedding dress.

Bon Jovi is so goddamn cool. I love Bon Jovi. He's cool. So cool. You love Bon Jovi. He's cool. Yeah. So cool. Good for them. You hung out with him? Yeah. Yeah, I've hung out with him.

He's the nicest guy in the world. And he's the coolest guy in the world. He's just nice and cool and awesome. That's how I would describe Bon Jovi. Yeah. He just looks cool, too. And it's like I haven't hung out with him a lot. But if you see him, like I saw him at the Patriots Brady thing, it's like, hey, John.

And he's the most genuine, like, gives you real face time, like Convo. He's just a super nice guy. Yeah. Paparazzi harassed Sidney Sweeney's family to get bikini pictures. Sidney Sweeney revealed that the paparazzi showed up at her house in Florida, yelled at her family that they'd leave them alone. They could get Sidney to come outside in a bikini. Jesus, that's crazy.

Crazy. She also, like, I feel like she slings it on social media anyways. Yeah, she posts thirst traps all day long. Why do they need to get her out in the front of her house in a bikini? I wonder if that's, like, the number one paparazzi picture you can get right now though a sydney sweeney bikini pic yeah probably which is gross yeah it is kind of imagine asking the parents hey can you have your daughter come out in a bikini so we could get again yeah she does sling it i'd be like well she's slinging it anyways on Instagram.

Like, maybe I'm a poor, starving paparazzi. Screenshot the post. Yeah. Take a picture of your phone. The Hype House is currently recruiting new members. After Alex Warren releases new song Burning Down about Thomas Petro and leaving the Hype House, a new trend star where creators are using the song to share their recent DMs from the official Hype House Instagram asking them to join the Hype House.

Creators the Hype House's DM include Charlie Jordan, Noah Beck's sister, Tatum Beck, Indiana Marsara, members of the most recent season of Love & More. The Hype House Instagram seemed to confirm they're starting a new Hype House and like a comment on the matter nine weeks ago. Hype House? Makes sense. Why don't they do it again, though? You think it's going to be-

Makes sense. I mean, if you're able to keep the IP of Hype House and just have it be a revolving door of talent coming through, obviously, it's going to be able to make some money. And if you're a creator that needs a pop or i don't know be in the public i mean it's always going to be easier if you're in a if you're in a house with other people making the same content i i don't know noah beck's sister charlie jordan seems like an extreme like reach for them she seems pretty far beyond living in the hype house yeah i thought she like bought her own house and she travels the world to dj and stuff yeah i thought so too she and i don't know india masara is love island people seem to make sense she was uh she was the host on that podcast with zach justice and tara yummy before tara yummy

was the host doesn't clear it up yeah i didn't think it would anyways uh bill maher bill maher spotted with al pacino's girlfriend nor alfalfa um nor alfalfa 30 who's al pacino's 84 year old girlfriend mother whose most recent child was spotted sneaking out of the chateau marmont in los angeles comedian bill maher nor spot dinner with al hours before she was spotted with bill do you think this could begin beginning of a cheating scandal no if she was at dinner with her husband right before maybe like she just stayed late and he's 84 my guy has to go to bed or she's just allowed to fuck other dudes yeah because he's 84 and he can't really you know give her the stick although i

think he just had a kid yeah but that was like probably just like a pump and dump oh you're saying he can't effectively fuck yeah you're saying he has no bed game well i'm just saying like maybe she she wants something else she's like a beautiful 30 year old woman yeah i don't know about bill maher but he wouldn't be like the first guy that's like this guy fucks well that's why i started with no way she's cheating with this guy yeah i mean that is her type her ex was also like 90 or whatever before her type is rich and old yeah i don't think you can be like if she's capable of, if you're like dating an 84 year old, you're you're there's no playbook on that. You're down. No, no, no, no, no.

I mean, yeah, she can just go and go around, have a couple of kids, get a couple of child support. She's kind of set. And what would Al Pacino care? You're 84 dating a 30 year old. She wants to go do whatever. Like you said, you probably want to go to bed. Yeah. Yeah. a 30 year old she wants to go do whatever like you like you said you probably want to go to bed yeah yeah okay bfs presented by kraken one of the longest standing most secure crypto platforms in the world kraken your guide to financial freedom offering safe and simple access to crypto for all trusted by over 13 million individuals traders institutions around the world kraken offers

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for her Halloween decor. Kourtney Kardashian is... You're having a hard time. I almost walked into it saying I'm having a hard time pronouncing names, but I know these names I'm doing. Kourtney Kardashian is receiving backlash after posting a picture of her halloween decorations that include two skeletons a sexually suggestive position many fans have questioned whether or not this is

appropriate for courtney to have on her lawn because she has young children uh i thought you're gonna say the other kids in the community yeah yeah yeah their kids seem to have been exposed to enough kind of like it's more like the you know five-year-old down the street that's like coming up to say trick-or-treating then it's like mommy daddy what are these skeletons doing it's kind of weird to have why would you have like sex skeletons halloween is such a kid's holiday and she has a bunch of kids i get it if you're having an adult halloween party and Travis are like fucking everywhere. Keep Halloween spooky, bro. We don't need to be sexy.

Keep it spooky. I agree. Scary. Keep it scary. That's what it's about. Turn on some Harry Potter. That's what it's about. Kendrick Lamar and Rihanna turned down Coachella.

Oh, to like perform at it? According to Bloomberg, in a quest to secure a big name after the festival has lost steam the last few years rihanna kendrick le maire turned down headlining coachella 2025 bloomberg suggested coachella's a victim of his own success because fans expect a lot from the event coachella 2025 six months away with seemingly no headliners i've never been coachella me either have you done last year for the first time last year was my first one it was. Yeah, I've heard it's a nightmare. It's hard to get to. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't terrible for us, honestly.

It was pretty great, but I think it just kind of depends on who you're going with and that whole situation. Well, it looks like no one's going to be performing this year. I guess we'll see. I bet they end up with somebody,

but somebody huge. Kesha tests her boyfriend by not bringing him to Taylor Swift's party. Kesha once tested one of her ex-boyfriends, who she suspected was a star fucker, by bringing her friend to Taylor Swift's party over him. Kesha said her ex broke up with her the following day. Yeah. Well, that's a dick move.

You think so? By Kesha? Yeah. But what if he was a new boyfriend and she already said she was getting weird feelings from him and that he was in it for the wrong reason? What if I was the boyfriend? Okay, but that is so different. Like, what if the boyfriend's like,

I really love Taylor Swift. You know I love Taylor Swift. You're going to go to Taylor Swift party and not bring me to Taylor Swift party. By the way, Taylor Swift coming up in Miami, I thought I was getting like an invite from her PR agency tree. They've totally ghosted me.

I get zero respect for the Swifty. Yeah. Why? That's what I do. I don't know. I don't know. They don't like me. That's sad, Dave.

I'm sorry. You know, you do all that you do and it's just like you get no nothing back. Nothing. So I'll just I'm going to have to go and I don't want to sound like yuppie but i'm just gonna buy tickets fine i have no problem with that but it's going to be hard for me just being general pop which i'm gonna be so fine whatever taylor no big deal get fucking swarmed in the jacket uh kesha wants to dismantle the music industry okay kesha kesha over the next 10 years kesha is planning on dismantle the music industry. Okay. Kesha. Kesha.

Over the next 10 years, Kesha is planning on dismantling the music industry. She says she wants it to be what she's remembered for. This is because of Kesha's 10-year battle with music producer Dr. Luke, who she has sued over emotional distress, sexual harassment, and abuse after signing them in 2005. Kesha was freed of dr luke in 2023 after the two settled out of court throughout kesha's legal battle many artists have backed her including lady gaga taylor swift snoop dogg adele and more damn seems like a tough battle to win yeah yeah definitely probably not gonna win it unfortunately but she can do her damn best trying yeah starts starts the mission starts yeah maybe we'll start like a movement you know probably not going to win it, unfortunately, but she can do her damn best trying.

Yeah. Starts the mission. Yeah, maybe it'll start like a movement, you know? Taylor Swift's glitter game. This is last night. I don't know what she was doing, Taylor. She was wearing glitter like she was in junior high. I was going to say, she's making it like it's a high school football game,

which is kind of cute, I guess. Her boyfriend's on the team. Yeah mean this is wild people thought i photoshopped it glitter game oh you tweeted that yeah did you like the glitter no i don't hate glitter sometimes but it's too much it's like halloween it was giving very much you're like at your freshman year homecoming game. That's her shtick, though. And you get mad when I call her corny, but that's her thing,

so you have to like it when she's corny then. I didn't like the glitter. I don't know. It seemed like a lot. Kansas City Chiefs' wags are getting a reality show. Bravo is reportedly developing a reality show about Kansas City Chiefs' wives and girlfriends. Well, the cast has not been revealed.

It's been reported that Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes will not be a part of the show and will not be filmed at all. So what are we even talking about? Yeah. Isn't that what anyone cares about? What's the show then? Yeah. Those are the two. They're the big two.

Not surprising that Taylor would be like, no, I'm not going to be on a Bravo reality show. Yeah. No shit. But won't you think Brittany Mahomes would? I don't know. She's kind of big time too. I just think. I think I could see her getting into it more though than Taylor.

I think she'd be good on it. I would see that like being her own show. Yeah, like the Mahomes show. More of like a following the Mahomes. Yeah. I like that. Let's pitch that. Secret Lives of Mormonon wives confirmed second season

hulu's biggest original reality series ever secret lives of mormon wives has confirmed they will be getting a second season have you guys ever watched no what's secret about their life i didn't really like it what's secret about their life are they just just like i just watched a couple episodes they are like they're mormons polyamorous polyamorous yes they all fuck the same guy right they have like they switch and fuck and do yeah right that's like the whole point of it what like what's the point of it here have the same husband in this picture oh they started mom talk it's like drama it's like um it's they're all Mormons, but they don't do things very Mormonly. And they all just like fight and argue and have babies. Are they fucking the same guy?

They're not. No, they're not. So they each have their own husband and they just trade around? Sometimes there was one girl that did swapping, partner swapping. And her husband was dating her but having sex with a bunch of other girls. And she found out. And it's like a big thing. He's like, why won't you marry me?

And she's like, because you're having sex with everyone else. He's like, just love me. It's a big thing. Yeah. I've never seen it. I probably will stay away from that one. Brooke Schofield sparks cheating rumors between tommy lee and britney ferlin internet personality and wife to rock star tommy lee britney ferlin spiraled after seeing

months old dms from fans about brooke schofield saying she kissed tommy lee at coachella in a youtube vlog britney revealed on a podcast that after she got dms she questioned her husband tommy lee because she had left the day before and wasn't with him. Brittany cleared things up after DMing Brooke, who admitted she was joking. Brittany and her podcast host, Brittany Schmidt, agreed they won't joke about a married man this way. I saw this. I saw this clip of Brittany Furlan talking about it. That's it.

They didn't kiss. That's it. All these messages from like four months ago of people going britney are you okay i just heard that brooke showfield kissed tommy at coachella jeff bezos and cory gamble and he almost ran us over and i just kissed then i'm like in my head spiraling because i left coachella a day early so i go to my husband i show him a picture of brooke and i'm like babe did you kiss this girl like because and here's the thing with my husband is like you know when i'm out with my husband this happens a lot where fans will girls beautiful girls sometimes will come up to my husband and they will grab his face and they will kiss him in front of me and so i show him a picture

of brooke and he's like i've literally never seen this girl before in my life and like i believe him because i'm just like that would be really weird right then i started to get kind of worked up because i was like i want to know why you would say that right i messaged to brooke and i was very nice and i said hey can you just clarify why you say you kissed my husband in this vlog and then brooke responded to me and was like oh my god i don't even remember she said something like or i think i have it i don't know if i want to post it or not but she was just like i I'm sorry. I was joking. And I thought people would realize I was joking. Uh,

my bullshit meter here is like, it's right. I, I think they made out a hundred percent. You think so? Yeah. Like what? Like if,

and then you get called on it, what would you like? Oh no, I didn't say watching how she said that and again this is where our podcast sometimes gets in trouble we have no inside information on this but we got we got a five second clip we got a five second clip watching that clip of brooke talking that did not feel like a joke and if i got called to the carpet on it i would be like oh yeah i was just joking i forgot what a weird

fucking thing to make up but i also like i like know brooke and i feel like she talks like that and says stuff like that out of the blue you pull this guy's name out of the clouds but i think she has talked about him before where she's like in love with him and she's like i saw him so her fans would be like what the hell because she's like yeah and i made out with tommy lee but it never happened because it's like delusional because it would never happen it like to brooke okay i could see that okay but i could also see your yeah your takes i don't know we'll never know yeah we will never know we won't know unless they break up and then but let me put this way if she didn't the wife is a thousand percent being like that's a

not funny thing to joke about yeah somebody has a husband like not funny at all the joker too got horrible reviews terrible oh wow awful geez how awful are you guys gonna see it no i once you get a bad tomato i can't do it i'm out it not not even when it comes to home and you can buy it on your tv never once you get a bad rotten tomato i swear by rotten tomato i do too it's 100 hands down like i live by it so once you get a bad not so much the critics it's the like general one yeah yeah yeah the audience score yeah pretty accurate most of the time but maybe people people just really hated it because it was a musical well i don't like musicals either so yeah i didn't i haven't seen it i don't know man i really was

hoping it was gonna i was thinking this movie was gonna be like best movie of the year kind of thing it got worse than madam webb it got horrible it got it and i've seen like our guy uh our movie guy said it wasn't good everywhere everywhere i've seen not good not good not good oh so that's a bummer jeff wittek attended a diddy party on an episode of jeff fm he revealed he went to a diddy party in 2010 was 20 10 diddy lingerie party in the mansion where the mansion where the party was was about eight stories tall the higher he went the weirder shit was jeff said he did not partake in anything but got drunk while there and that's crazy lived through the experiences i i think we said i don't know who cares if you went to a diddy party i feel like a lot of people went to a diddy party. It doesn't mean you did anything weird at a Diddy party.

Yeah. Like Diddy threw the white party in the Hamptons. Yeah, I was going to say, Diddy had the white party forever. There was a lot of people. Just got invited, yeah. All the people who go to Ruben's party went to that party. I've been to a couple of parties that were really weird before, and I've just been like,

and it doesn't mean it's like a Diddy or something you know what i mean like there's a million different types of weird parties i was at a party once i was like i think it was at like this uh it was almost like a hotel but they were like it was like this big ground like acreage acreage acres acres and they all had these like almost like lots or like hotel spots that were like three stories high, very long in a bunch of rooms. And you'd walk in and every single room had like a different party going on in there. Like a different vibe. One room I like. Sounds kind of cool.

You'd see one room and it was like, but it was weird, man. It was weird. Like you walk by one room. It's just like like a guy dressed as like a unicorn like in what you know what i mean like you're just walking by weird shit i still have that rolling on ketamine ketamine is going through the like like every room um well it's kind of like comes up to me talk yeah yeah my vibe was like i think i'm gonna go back to my room actually so i just went back to a different,

like one of those buildings and went to bed. But there's one guy like doing Ken mean. And we had like the Kermit, the frog laugh. It's like burned into my brain. Like you keep saying things and then being like, ha ha. And he'd like lift his head completely back.

And it was like a cartoon. And he was dressed as a cowboy. Weird night. Weird night. Scary. But yeah. What do you mean? You slept on the property?

Yeah. There was like a massive property. Who threw this party? Or parties? It was like, I don't even know the guy. You can't disclose it was Diddy? The guy. No, it wasn't Diddy. I don't know the person that like threw it.

I was there with like Bryce and like, this was like back in like Michael Gruen day. Like this was like a while ago this was a while ago but it was wild it was it was a wild like kind of like thing to walk into for an hour and then be like I'm trying to think I've ever been to like a weird party and I don't think I have I've never been I think that's the weirdest and I'm sure that like the Diddy parties he's not gonna let everyone there know about all the bad stuff going on he's like he's only gonna have his inner circle involved in that he's got eight stories it said there's eight stories you're telling me he doesn't have security posted up at every clearly secretive about the bad shit yeah lebron and brian james

play first nba game together we'll see how this pans out i mean hate this so much no i i just i don't like i mean brawny could barely play for usc we'll see how he does in the nba i think it's cool like father son i mean i obviously i'm not the biggest lebron guy even though i've he loves caitlin clark so oh he got points yeah he did get a little points okay okay uh eminem is gonna be a grandfather that'll make us feel old. Wow. Yeah, that's the thing. This is making you feel old. Yes, I am old. And New York City restaurant steals customers' cake? What?

A TikToker named Ryan Nordheimer took to TikTok to tell a story of how he brought a homemade birthday cake to an unnamed New York City restaurant. The restaurant seemingly ate them, jarred at his cake after serving them slivers. Ryan asked TikTok for advice, but TikTok users took matters into their own hands by finding the restaurant and sending hate. The restaurant ended up reaching out to Ryan because he went so viral and said they checked surveillance footage.

Likely no one ate it, but instead the leftovers got thrown away. Seems like much to do about nothing. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you know, you kind of lost your cake. That's too bad. Yeah. But it's like...

Why did they bring out the whole cake, though? It looks like they brought out the whole cake. Yeah, maybe they brought out for the candles and they went back to the kitchen to cut it, right? Maybe they didn't eat the whole thing. Did the kid want to leave? Who cares? Bill Belichick is a Swifty.

This picture was hilarious to me. On nantucket with his girlfriend uh he i love the fact he cut his eras tour sweatshirt yeah like that's how he coaches does with the yeah yeah it's his comfort it's awesome he's killing it on man and cast has been very good uh aaron hernandez show viral for bad acting jimmy carter turns 100 those are big news here amanda binds enters the fashion industry okay i don't hate the stuff for her i actually really like that that one with like i think it's supposed to be her that's cool i'm i'm loving i'm loving this for her dual la pia soda goes viral over the weekend dual la pia showed shared her soda recipe of diet coke and pickle and jalapeno juice do i had her friends try the drink it seems like none of them like the concoction do also says that everyone's staring at

her but fans point out that's probably because she's dualapia sounds awful yeah it sounds disgusting um there's nothing about that that would make me want to drink it you're having a spicy dilly coke yeah that sounds like i'm gonna throw up that sounds like my worst actual a spicy vinegar coke you'd rather drink milk i mean yeah i would rather drink milk than a lot of things i don't like top tier drink milk. I mean, yeah, I would rather drink milk than a lot of things. I don't like milk. It's a top tier drink. Milk is like a number two drink after root beer. I don't drink milk. Like whole milk?

Like any, yeah, 2%. You guys just drink a glass of milk? I will with cookies, 100%. Yeah, cookies. I'll dip them in. I'll just drink a glass. Jake. Yo, go outside, play a little basketball.

You're hot. Come inside. Boom, glass of milk play a little basketball. You're hot. Come inside. Boom. Glass of milk. That's crazy. That is lunatic stuff. No, it's not. Milk is delicious. Oh, spaghetti's so good with milk. What is it with people and spaghetti and milk?

Pizza? Pizza with a glass of milk? Josh, this is psycho stuff. That's what I'm saying. Milk is so good. Basketball? Milk? Milk. glass of milk josh this is psycho stuff that's what i'm saying good but like basketball milk milk yeah like you're like hot and you're sweating you come inside it's like wow what a replenish dude like water does stuff but the milk is like it's fuller then you just turn into a milkshake after basketball yeah it's crazy that's this is grow up Stay young. What have we got to grow up for? How long have we been doing this show?

Three years. Four years and like 40. Yeah, this is the craziest thing I think you've said. You drink milk like it's Gatorade. Yeah, it's crazy. Actually, people aspire to drink Gatorade like I drink milk. Milk is unreal. It is number two in all drinks root beer goes number one you sound like

milk milk is so good chocolate milk oh oh yeah i love me some chocolate milk but i'm not i'm not drinking it after i play basketball white milk spaghetti give me two percent it's it's it's just how it should be it's natural it's actually unnatural we're the only people that drink cereal killer but anyways it's it's it should be. It should be. I cannot tell you guys how good it pairs with pizza. All right. Milk hole below.

You guys eat milk and pizza. So gross. Greasy and salty. Like, you know, you're eating your pizza. The tomato sauce comes in. Boom. Cut it with some milk. Wow.

I'm getting fucking boned up just thinking about it right now. It's good. It's unbelievable. I need to go get some pizza and milk. I hated that. Yeah. Australian crumble cookie scandal. Australians, you get to try crumble cookies.

We're duped by a viral crumble cookie pop-up thrown by people who flew to America and bought 700 cookies back to Australia and not crumble the company. The pop-up initially went viral for its price. We could get one cookie for $17.50 or five for $75, but the story grew and it was discovered that crumble didn't host the event. in the world are we talking people are flying from australia to america to get crumble cookies this is insane but what what is a what a crumble cookie are those like what am i missing you haven't seen the crumble cookies you've never seen them they're the ones that have like they almost look like you remember those cookies that would always come out around

like christmas and halloween that were like has a lot of icing on the special edition they have like yeah like sprinkles i like yeah i like those cookies unreal cookies right they're unreal so crumble cookie does like uh almost like a more intense like homemade cookie version but each cookie is like a thousand calories man like people like they do like drops like they do sneaker drops like they do limited time they do collabs people freak out waiting hours lines let me tell you if you're flying from australia to the united states to eat a cookie you should be in prison with josh and his milk exactly like those people are psychoos shit yeah right

and you know that they're bringing milk on their flights to imagine flying from australia that's like a 20-hour flight and it's expensive so i don't really even think they're making that much money off of this if any they're losing money they just want to eat them let me just tell you this if i had to fly to canada to go get me a glass of milk and pizza i'd do it every time it's nuts insane every time bff's corner i saw this uh stamos was using using our audio wait what was our audio have you ever read botox no would you ever get it no raise your eyebrows your audio yeah i was you have like a good size forehead thanks for trying to include us though that's funny yeah yeah yeah mario lopez is a barstool guy so i but although stamos posted

it so maybe he is uh people thought elon musk was me i is this just one? I haven't heard anybody say this is me. It's one comment. This Tyler guy. Is that it? Awesome. One person thought it was me. We had a conversation about this. They said people are saying that.

I was like, who is saying that? And then they put one comment. But we were light on BFF's corner, so I didn't delete it. Yeah, because I feel like nobody said that was me. Nobody. For once, I'm on your side. This doesn't look't look like the amount of likes is cropped out too i bet there's not even a single like on that comment either i don't know how we found it yeah just this picture here so yeah it's the that picture i didn't hear like one person say that was me not one that doesn't look anything

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All right, BFF-ery comments to end it. Dave still has that bad boy attraction. Zuckerberg will never order. All right. BFF free comments to end it. Dave still has that bad boy attraction. Zuckerberg will never have. Thank you. Fuck. We can just end the comments now. The bad boy attraction. Yeah.

I do not get bad boy vibes. I'm a bad boy. No. What are you talking about? You're bad boy. Yeah. Did you even have a leather jacket? Yeah. I used to wear all the time in high school no like i had a leather like bomber that i went through my leather bomber age

era bomber age era okay you had a bad boy there he's a greaser don't bring him back to your mother what would dave do if taylor swift made a rom-com and zuckerberg played her love interest that's i mean that's i i want that's such a dumb question that sounds like a fever dream yeah that sounds gross i don't like it oh my they're not comparing to me brie breeds the internet she's sus thank you wait wait being sus for being gay or being sus as in like you're suspicious? I think it's just like sus. They're just saying whatever she does, like people read into it. Yeah.

Like breathe, breathing. What's she doing? That's weird. That's not what sus means. Yeah, it is. Suspect. That's suspect, not gay. Have I been reading sus wrong my whole life?

Yeah. I thought sus was like. All that milk in your brain milk you're kind of suss i thought it was like yo that's suss yeah i thought that was like i thought that was like the new that's gay no no like that's suss what if i let me tell you if i this is a bad episode for josh fans if i ever did that people would have a field day with that forever. If I thought that sus was gay. Yeah. Not like not in a mean way, Dave.

You're trying to pin me like. No, I'm not. I'm saying how do you not know what sus, sus, like it's just suspect. Yeah. Yeah. Like suspiciously homosexual. What? No.

Yeah. That's what that means. That's what sus means. You might have gained some people with the milk but you just lost them all with that josh no no one thinks that nobody not one um i'm pretty sure everyone's gonna agree with me when this podcast it would literally make no sense in this context at all that's why i that's why i posed the question i was like brie breeze the internet she's gay i mean that's just not what it's just crazy literally now i don't know guys i guess we'll see on wednesday dave's got a soft spot for brie and that's the nicest i think i've ever seen

him oh oh the uh the taylor swift oh the taylor swift stuff yeah yeah so we're just going to not acknowledge that Dave openly admitted that he went on a date with Addison Rae. I did not go on a date with Addison Rae. And we had heard the story before. That wasn't the first time Dave was speaking highly of Addison or his lovely lunchtime with her. It was absolutely not a date. It was business.

Yeah. Yep. Ha! Get out of here, Neil Sol. Zuck is better looking than Dave by a lot. That was a genuine reaction. No shot. Dave not doing much to squash the rumor by then saying at lunch with her in L.A.

just to PF them. This is about Addison, right again right yeah it's about addison she didn't have an ounce of makeup on not not an ounce well you're saying she's not no it wasn't a date it was not a date well i don't even think she would need to wear makeup on a date everybody wears makeup on day three maybe addison doesn't every you wear makeup on a date, Brie. Maybe Addison doesn't. You wear makeup on a date, Dave? Well, Dave always wears makeup. Obviously, men don't. That's sus.

See how that works, guys? Do you see how that works? No, that's not. Maybe, but that's not what it means. You can be like, that's sus. But it's like suspects, not gay. You can say it for other things. I actually think, now that I'm recalling,

this was an effort at the time when we're trying to get her on BFFs. I think it was that too. I think it was too, because you were in LA and you were never in LA. Yes. Because I remember after you did it, you were like, guys, I had a lunch with Addison.

You might be able to get her on the pot. Like, I think that was where that went. I think that's where that went. Because she was like not trusting us. It did not work. She never came on. Never came. But she did pizza with you though yes she canceled the episode title yep we almost had her that close that's what it was somebody decided to make the title about like what her and bryce yes yes yes yes yes fucking idiots cream i'll eat my hat of

zach and brier together by the end of this year this is mean yeah yeah i'm gonna be honest i didn't proofread comments this week that's okay well let's see if they'll eat their hat who knows yeah hey brie i'm rooting for you dave does not give a fuck about this podcast laugh my ass off i don't know why that's saying same as always dave i don't care what you's saying. Same as always. Dave, I don't care what you say. Marcus Zuckerberg is hot now. No.

Hot now. He's physically getting better, but his attitude is still an F. Or his aura. Bree's like the spoiled child. She gets away with so much. What the fuck do I get away with? Dog mom Seattle. Go take care of your dog. What do I get away with? Dog mom Seattle. Go take care of your dog.

What do I get away with guys? Don't go after the dogs. I was just about to defend. I said, go take care of your dog. Dogs are beautiful. Yeah. That's why I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know if you get away with a lot. I don't get away with anything. I have to talk about this to talk about yeah no you get on this podcast a little bit like we don't grill you like if we didn't know you we talk about your subjects probably more well yeah of course same with we would do to yours all right what am i in i'm exactly like if there was a thing though we wouldn't talk about it because we're talking about other people's shit it's just your your headline news you're the headline news girl no i feel like my boyfriend is and it's like why does that have to be me well that's us

yeah i don't really get it either as a fellow dyslexic i 100 see how dave could be just like i think i am dyslexic i think you totally have a brain dysfunction. Malfunction. Which just speaks to maybe how powerful my brain is that I've made it this far with this undiagnosed dyslexic thing. Yeah. Right. Super brain. I've always wanted to know how Dave would react if he ever ran into Kanye or Kim. I'd love to be a fly on the wall during that exchange. You know, I wouldn't.

Depends the situation. I would probably say something to kanye not him what if kanye punched you oh i'm not afraid of that isn't he like one foot tall dave got punched by kanye i would only do such good things for dave that would only do great for you dave yeah and i don't see him as like a punch guy. I just feel like what would you say to him, though? I feel like you might say something that would make him want to punch you. Maybe.

Like, hey, I'm a Jew. Do you hate me, Nazi? Something like that. Yeah, he can't punch you after that. I don't think he's a puncher. If I thought he was a puncher, I probably wouldn't confront him. Josh kind of laughs like Bart Simpson, eh? I don't know if they threw an A in there to try to be a little Canadian at the end or whatnot.

Maybe they are Canadian. God. Bart Simpson, he's a goat. Great part of that show. Who is Brie? I don't know me? gotta be their first episode right?

sorry Dave, I think Mark Zucker is trying to look like you fine, that's fine I think they're back from the last one I think we had Fatphobic commenting on the last one what's that, who that was? yeah they're back, they're back for more alright, there it is, that's BFF another episode

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