BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - REACTING TO TAYLOR SWIFT'S 'ALL TOO WELL' DRAMA — BFFs EP. 56

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

We're back after a travel week to discuss Taylor Swift's rerelease of Red, Bryce Hall being named the 'sexiest 22 year old', and Kendall Jenner getting backlash for her outfit to a wedding. We play a ...game where we analyze the People 'Sexy At Every Age' article and whether or not they got it right. Bri makes up her own laws which we coined a 'Chickenfry Law'. Support our sponsors: Taki's Face The IntensityYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up boys and girls, welcome to the BFF's YouTube channel. Make sure you guys tap the bell, subscribe, like the video, and comment down below. Okay, another episode of BFF's took a week off last week. Everyone was traveling, I was going through shit, Josh was traveling. So we are back after the hiatus and we're getting heavy right off the bat here um death toll continue to rise after travis scott's
Starting point is 00:00:32 astroworld festival so this is what two weeks ago now death toll from astroworld festival climbs to 10 after nine-year-old boy dies after being in a coma since the concert on november 5th this is heavier stuff than we usually talk about here. I haven't talked a ton about this, and there's different things, different points that you come out and you read about it. I was pretty reluctant to lay a ton of blame on Travis Scott in the beginning because it's like when you're like i've been on stage at concerts and your job is kind of to like get people riled up and get going i almost think
Starting point is 00:01:13 it's more like the venue overcrowding i don't know how somebody on stage could predict but then you hear all these different stories sort of new it's a really tough story to um to read and and stomach really i mean you're going to a concert and then there's a bunch of story to read and stomach, really. I mean, you're going to a concert, and then there's a bunch of deaths. It's terrible, obviously. I mean, it was partly because people were rushing the fences, right? They broke down the fences, and then the nation had no not nearly enough security. But if, all right, so, and not but, because obviously when the thing happens,
Starting point is 00:02:08 but I feel like isn't, my guess is if you went to a lot of concerts of similar nature, like the performers are always trying to rile up the crowd and be like, go crazy. Like that to me is performing without ever thinking, oh my God, there's a tragedy. And you hear stories like he was told this and in the past he's been arrested, I guess, for whipping the crowd into a frenzy.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Yeah. I still like to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's not a madman. It just didn't. He never thought it could escalate to the point it did. Yeah. to the point it did. How could you have guessed that someone's going to walk around with needles pricking people in the
Starting point is 00:02:48 neck going absolutely ninja? The security guard said one once, but there was only one story of it. I walked back on that take though. I don't think they could confirm that it was happening. I thought they said that there was something like they they didn't didn't didn't like narcan wasn't narcan involved
Starting point is 00:03:10 or something like i remember there's like been had to be revived with narcan well that was probably just from ods because that's to revive someone from ods at the concert but it was mostly people being trampled and overheating and then just being underneath everyone and just like dying. It could be one of those events that will have ramifications for how people take in concerts for the near future because there's the lawsuits coming out of it. I did see this, which sounds and again, I'm reading our notes, so I'm going to base this notes on being true. But yeah, Travis offered the family's compensation for any funeral costs for those who have passed and offered one month free of better help to those affected by the event. That's good. The next sentence, if people accept these, they cannot sue.
Starting point is 00:03:54 That almost seems too ruthless and impossible to believe that's true. Well, I think that's in any case with anything. So, like, you can't be compensated. If you're compensated, you can't sue compensated if if you're compensated you can't sue after like i don't think it's just a travis scott situation right so it's just i mean it's like buying their silence pretty much yeah why can't it's why can't you but why can't you accept someone pays for a funeral and still sue it's like a is that a law i think it's no i think it's a law that sounds like a brie law no it's a real law yeah or a law? No, I think it's a law, right, Devin? That sounds like a Brie law.
Starting point is 00:04:26 No, it's a real law, yeah. That's a real law? Yeah. I think that's a Brie law. It's not a Brie law. I think that's the Brie law law school. Give us a Google search. Give us a Google search, Devin. Brie has been on a crazy college tour.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Maybe she picked up a couple of times. I haven't gotten sued yet. I don't know. That sounds like the school of Brianna Chicken Fries. I do not believe that is a real law. No, it is. That if you accept funeral reparations. No, not funeral, but like you can't.
Starting point is 00:04:54 No, I think that's. No, Devin. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Devin is also a student in the class of Brianna Chicken Fries. I got this information from Devin. There is no chance this is a real law. I've watched enough suits to know that I'm pretty sure you can be paid off and still sue. Correct.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I'm sure it sounds like what Travis Scott's people is doing is saying, hey, if you accept this, you cannot sue. That's different than being like you can accept it. That doesn't mean – But that's crazy. You think they would go out saying that? Here, I'll pay for your funeral, but you cannot sue me? That's what the sheet says.
Starting point is 00:05:28 That's what the sheet says. But at this point, this sheet is coming under a watchful eye because Brianna and Devin wrote it and they think this is like a universal law, which it cannot be. I am fairly certain this is not a real law. We'll see what the lawyers in the comments have to say.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Yeah, we will. And I'm sure we'll have lots of them. I was going to say, there's going to be so many people that went to Harvard for four years in our comments. You already know. The internet lawyers are coming. Big time. They're coming. Big time.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Taylor Swift read her album release in the process of re-recording six of her albums. She signed her first record deal with label Big Machine 2004 at 15 years old. She gave the right to her first six albums in exchange for cash. Big Machine was then bought out by Scoot Braun, who Taylor previously had beef with because of Kanye. Oh, Scoot Braun called,
Starting point is 00:06:14 that is me, a famous thing. During the Call Her Daddy debacle, me and Scooter had a little back and forth. Oh, Scoot Braun called. So she got her music back and a lot of talk about Jake Gyllenhaal, I guess, Back and forth. Oh, Squidbrawn called. So she got her music back. And a lot of talk about Jake Gyllenhaal, I guess, who has been a big topic of discussion. So, yeah, I mean, Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 00:06:38 And we're having our own internal debate that's gone viral, which is Taylor Swift versus Whitney Houston. People are acting like it's the craziest take of all time. Craziest take to mention them in the same breath. Yeah. I don't know why they think that. They're very different singers. But, I mean. Look at the arenas.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Taylor Swift sells out in the stadiums and shit. She's powerful. Wait, what's the debate? Taylor Swift, who's the. Better singer or better just. I think icon. Well, that's it. Yeah, icon.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Taylor Swift, I don't think her voice has the power of whitney but her her her catalog of hits go toe-to-toe no i'm taking whitney houston but i don't think it's a crazy take to say them in the same sentence no me neither they're both gigantic generational stars i was a a T-Swift guy. I was a pretty big T-Swift guy growing up. A little T-Swift before practice, get a little hyped. You never know. I think people are trying to say talent. So it's like Aretha, Whitney. Yeah, but the songs, no doubt, they go toe-to-toe.
Starting point is 00:07:40 I also love, I'm going to throw a name out there. Tina Turner is fucking awesome. But yeah, people are going nuts. I think Adele would be more fair. Tico Texas did not like the entire thing. She's absolutely hating it. She's calling us all baseball fans again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:53 So what is this stuff now with Jake Gyllenhaal? Okay, so Taylor Swift had this song All Too Well, which it was 10 minutes long when she first recorded it and the label wouldn't let her release the full 10 minute one. So then she just released was 10 minutes long when she first recorded it and her uh the label wouldn't let her release the full 10 minute one then she just released the 10 minutes so she released the 10 minute one now but it was written 10 years ago speculated about jake gyllenhaal she released a short film and he was he was like 30 when they were dating she was like 20 turning 21 he took her virginity this is all a conspiracy and like basically he treated her like shit and the internet's like like unleashing on jake gyllenhaal i'm reading some of these tweets you ruined her
Starting point is 00:08:31 21st birthday it's supposed to be fun turning 21 jake these are all his comments it was her birthday jake i hope you stub your toe on your bed frame tonight f you jake i'd start that start why did you have to hurt taylor but also thank you because red is a masterpiece i'll get older but your lovers stay my age apology right now what the fuck did you do to her jake i hope you hear the new lyrics all too well and throw up i get older but your lovers stay my age a lot a lot of shade so i would say before you two speak about jake gyllenhaal be careful because the second a guy defends jake gyllenhaal they get ripped to shreds by the what is hey whoa whoa don't throw that on us no that's what i'm saying be careful be careful where you go what did he do he it's like i don't
Starting point is 00:09:20 know i guess he was a shitty boyfriend he He dismissed her. He treated her like shit. What do you mean dismissed her? Like he shunned her? In the short film. No, it's going to be nominated for an Oscar. For real? Yes. Guaranteed. You and Devin again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a 10 minute... No, it really is. You guys.
Starting point is 00:09:41 The Swifties are not... The Swifties are also getting very defensive when people say that it wouldn't be nominated. I don't know. So what did you do besides be dismissive? We just don't know what happened. Right. I guess no one really knows. But like it's in the song because she's so hurt.
Starting point is 00:09:58 And like he brought. See, you sound so stupid when you say it out loud. But like she brought. He brought her to meet his friends to meet his family to meet everyone good boyfriend no i know but then like he just threw away took her virginity and then like stopped talking to her and like how long after do we have a date that's that's a good point three months long three months how long from virginity taking to dumped three months Like three months.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Homer Simpson, when he writes that letter. I think our whole relationship. Welcome to Dumpsville. It was. What? Whole relationship's three months long. Like the entirety of them. Well, listen, I love Taylor Swift, and I don't want snakes all over my emojis.
Starting point is 00:10:41 But she writes about her relationships quite a bit yeah when she was asked i'm no jake gyllenhaal guy so i could care less about him he's not one of my guys yeah no when she was asked about it on like um the red carpet for the premiere of it they asked her if it was about jake gyllenhaal and she kind of just like went over the question and was like this is a song for everyone now i read it 10. I wrote it 10 years ago. Isn't that always her answer, though, when they ask what it's about? Doesn't she always say like, this is for everyone that's going through a breakup? Doesn't she kind of always play that game?
Starting point is 00:11:16 Yeah, that's her thing. And then they asked Dylan O'Brien, who played Jake, and he was like, I just work here, man. I don't know. I will say I love, and this is like um a development i won't go too much into but you know how like uh the swifties will leave like snakes um and like beyonce people leave like bees right now there's pizzas being left everywhere which i fucking love i love they're just pizza i got my own emoji okay it's like we's like we take over a little thread with pizzas. He says emojis.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Jack Mack had a good tweet. He said, girls defend Taylor Swift like guys defend Joe Rogan. Or bros defend Joe Rogan. I would agree with that. I like Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift, she – Her fan base makes it hard to like her. I shouldn't have said that. We – yeah, she said that.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Yeah, yeah, guys. Hey, remember, remember. I like Taylor, but the fan base is out of control. Knowingly, after she warned us, said that. Also, I remember when we did Barstool Radio, best single albums of all time. Of all time. The one where she has Shake It Off. I think that's on there.
Starting point is 00:12:19 That is like in white shirt. That's like banger after banger after banger. I'm a swift guy. Shake It Off was just. I mean, I guess. in white shirt or whatever that's like banger after banger after banger i'm a swift guy um take it off with shake it off is just i mean 22 sometimes you get songs where they're so catchy that they get heat like people like oh that's just a pop song you can be a pop song and a great song yeah oh shake it off is one of those songs is what i'm saying yeah right um like i i clearly can someone pull up that album? Just, I don't know
Starting point is 00:12:47 that we can play it, but it's song. There's one that I, white shirt. It's every single album. There's some song about wearing a white shirt that's so good.
Starting point is 00:12:54 She has so many albums. I think you brought up this white shirt song before, David. It's great. What is the songs on this album? 1989?
Starting point is 00:13:03 Is that the? Yes, 1989. Is this it? Welcome to New York. Is that? Yes. 1989. Is this it? Welcome to New York. Oh, banger. All you had to do was stay. Wildest dreams.
Starting point is 00:13:11 This love. Shake it off. Out of the woods. Blank space. Bad blood. No, bad blood's great. Blank space. I mean, almost every single one of those. Blank space.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Are we not allowed to play blank space on the show? We're technically not allowed. We can play a little bit of it. Okay. Is this the one? one's like nice to meet you where you've been does she have a white shirt well that would probably be the white shirt song what song is that yeah i'm asking is this it i don't know you tell me all right taylor has all i could show you incredible things magic madness heaven since are you there and i thought oh my You know this one? Yeah. I'm waiting for it to bang it. I think. You know this one? Yeah. I'm waiting for it. She's banging.
Starting point is 00:14:06 I think... No white shirt. That's the one of her in the woods, right? The white shirt? Yeah. She's in the woods in the music video. Isn't there a song? Didn't we just pull up a song called White Shirt?
Starting point is 00:14:26 Oh, stop. Oh, play that. But that's not... We're on a hunt. Oh, she's on the beach in this one. Oh, the woods. The woods, this is it. It's like a magical little music video. Are you looking for her in a white shirt?
Starting point is 00:14:41 Or does she say... Right there, white shirt. You see it? No, no, no. She says white shirt. Oh. It's in the lyrics? I think so. Oh, wait, yes. I think he's right. You can just look at the lyrics. I think I know what you're talking about, Dave.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Actually. Now I don't know if I'm making it up. I'm in my own head. James Dean. James Dean Daydream. James Dean would make sense because he wears white shirts. Okay, so follow the line. Yeah, white t-shirt right there. Alright, that's what I was thinking. the line yeah white t-shirt right there all right that's
Starting point is 00:15:05 what i was thinking yeah my fucking brain had on my safari literally had on my star look in my eyes i knew what song you were talking yeah fucking i was like i was like you guys trying to make me think i'm going crazy can you play that so maybe we all we're all swifties here yeah play that that part no play yeah well we're all Swifties here. Yeah, play that? That part? No, play, yeah, well, whatever. I just want to get the beat. Come on, we want a little white t-shirt. This is my favorite. This is a This is your favorite? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:33 682 million views. It's a keyhole. Can I skip ahead? Yes, Yeah. This is a banger. Big time. This whole album. Midnight Come and pick me up No headlights Long drive
Starting point is 00:16:11 Ending burning flames All paradise Fade into view It's been a while since I have even heard from you I should just tell you to leave. Cause I know exactly where it leads, but I watch us go round and round each time. You got that. I knew it.
Starting point is 00:16:43 I fucking knew it. I knew it. I'll also say, Josh has got the white t-shirt on. Yep. I do have the white t-shirt on. The thought is, Taylor Swift is like the sexiest,
Starting point is 00:16:53 non-sexy person who ever lived. Yeah. I totally understand what you're saying by that. Because she's so beautiful. She's like classically stunning and beautiful. But she doesn't like, she doesn't try to be sexy, maybe? She dresses elegantly. It's not like the sexy
Starting point is 00:17:08 of 2020. It's because she's so tall. Her face, how tall is she? She's like, gotta be like 5'10". Her face looks like it was made in a museum. It's that pretty. Yeah, no, it's perfect. Right, I know what you mean. It's like, it was almost like sculpted. 5'11". Oh yeah, she is super tall. Here's a hot
Starting point is 00:17:24 take, though. Can you put Katy Perry in the same topic conversation as Taylor Swift? Not in my eyes. No. No. Like in terms of like hits? How about if you go like album to album? But she's not still running like Taylor Swift does. I feel like Taylor Swift, I mean, Katy Perry was like way faster.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Like way more condensed. Like she has bangers. But I think I think she kind of fell off. And I think Taylor would run circles around her. I'm a big Taylor Swift fan. We've got an update on the Brie lawyer. Oh, God. What is it?
Starting point is 00:17:55 What's it from a lawyer? School of Chicken Fries. Yes. Quote from a lawyer. Still sue if didn't sign release of all claims. Correct. Yes. Correct.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Makes sense. That's pretty straightforward. Yeah. Okay. Like if you signed your rights. So maybe there's a release of all claims. Yeah, right. That would be.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Whatever they would have to sign to get the payment. Absolute snake move if they're doing that. I almost find it hard to believe. David Dobrik. I don't. I have no hard time believing that. Wow. David Dobrik's TikTok causes fan freakout.
Starting point is 00:18:25 David Dobrik posted TikTok where he accidentally causes assistant to bleed, and fans are freaking out, saying it was a mistake after the incident with notorious enemy of Bartholomew. We got to get Jeff Wittek on the show. Jeff Wittek, David's TikTok. This is so fucking stupid. That people freaked? Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:43 If I make this, you can't see the new Spider-Man movie the day it comes out. Oof. Ow! Ow! Oh my God! You're not that serious,
Starting point is 00:18:55 you fucking psycho. I'm so sorry. I love the melody. What did you do? I'm so sorry. I was trying to hit the box. People are freaking out about that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Because he tried to hit the pen out and it accidentally hit her. Oh, my God, dude. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. You're not seeing that fucking movie. That's shit. Yeah. That's kind of a joke if people are upset about that.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Give me a break. I think the thing that people forget is they've been friends. They were more like a brother and sister. Friends since high school. Yeah. And accidents happen. That was clearly he wasn't trying to savage on her. It's not like a brother and sister. Friends since high school, yeah. And like accidents happen. That was clearly he wasn't like trying to savage on you. It's not like he's trying to beat her ass.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Yeah, that's crazy. People reach. I don't get this. Bryce Hall is the sexiest 22-year-old. Bryce Hall was named the sexiest 22-year-old by People Magazine. So would they pick somebody for every age? Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:42 So Bryce Hall comes in at 22. There's a video of him celebrating the accomplishment and then i guess we get a game yeah josh did they have a 19 year old yes they did are It said from 18 to 70, so I guess I didn't get it. Damn. Yeah, sad day. How do you feel about that? Who won?
Starting point is 00:20:10 Who smoked him? So 18 was Stan Wolfhard, 19 Asher Angel. Dude, you got screwed. Come on. Who's 44? We'll play the game. All right, let's play the game. Fucking Asher?
Starting point is 00:20:26 That's gross, man. Fuck you, Asher. That's gross. All all right let's play the game fucking asher that's gross man that's gross uh all right let's play this game yeah so basically we're just saying yeah he's no offense i'm not like he can't you're better looking than he is no offense to anybody involved thanks man yeah that's kind of the whole game we're saying if they deserve it or not okay so we just got to think do we think there's someone out there that's sexier than them at that age yeah or do we just really think that they're the sexiest person of their age okay okay or could it be better so we got 22 bryce hall hey no i'm gonna say no i'm gonna say no not that's not knocking him but 22 is like a prime age like for
Starting point is 00:21:07 I'm assuming there's a lot of guys who are fucking good looking Griffin Johnson what 22 year old celebrities are there out there so Griffin Johnson Griffin Johnson Lil Nas X
Starting point is 00:21:17 so it could have been a guy or a girl no just guys just guys okay alright I guess no but I don't have enough
Starting point is 00:21:23 to like go against it yeah I mean not the sexiest person alive Jaden Smith no chance Okay. All right. I guess no, but I don't have enough to go against it. Yeah. I mean, not the sexiest person alive. Jaden Smith. No chance. Wow. That was cold-blooded, man.
Starting point is 00:21:32 I mean, I don't think he's ugly. I don't think he's the best-looking guy. Actually, wait. I think Shawn Mendes is 23. Yeah. So Shawn Mendes is a pretty good-looking guy, too. I wonder what they are measuring these off of. Like, likability?
Starting point is 00:21:45 All right. So now for Jaden Smith. Now Horn. what they are measuring these off of. Like ability? Alright, so now for Jaden Smith. Now Horn. Now Horn, 28. So this is 28. No chance. Yes, sexiest 28-year-old alive? No chance. Zero chance. I feel like it's, yeah. I feel like you gotta be like a superb specimen
Starting point is 00:22:02 to be the most attractive. It's a hard accomplishment not saying he isn't a good looking guy i want to have my breath taken away i want to be like yeah like that's a good looking guy like i need a gap like i need to be reaching for him you know what i'm saying saint malik yeah well he's in he couldn't he's in trouble right now right all right next yes yeah like i can live with this. Charles Melton. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Yeah. He kind of looks like handsome squibbered, but like in the best way possible. Yeah. And he kind of looks exactly like that in person, too. I have no problem with this guy. Is he super sexy in person? I would say he looks pretty much the same person from my experience seeing him in person. That's like a good looking dude.
Starting point is 00:22:44 All right. Yeah. He's like sculpted in the face. Okay. Alright, MGK, 31. No chance, 0.0. Yeah, this one's crazy to me. You know I hate to say it, but...
Starting point is 00:22:53 Maybe like coolest rock star. Yeah, he's got the vibe, but yeah, no chance. Yeah, not... Definitely has the rock star lifestyle. Yeah. I think girls just love that. Yeah, Wittig's better looking than he is.
Starting point is 00:23:04 31. Yeah, Wittig's better looking than he is. That's 31. Yeah, Wittig's better looking. Wittig should have got that. Jesse McCartney, 34. No chance. No. Yeah, he got, he looks different. This list stinks.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Zach Efron. Yeah, this is awful. Yeah, Zach Efron's a thousand times better. Are you, how could you possibly not play Zach? Well, Zach Efron with his new Botox face? Well, Zach Efron also his new Botox face? Zac Efron also was too jacked at one point. What about this one?
Starting point is 00:23:30 Michael B. Jordan also. Yeah, I mean, Michael B. Jordan is a thousand times better looking. That's out of control. Michael B. Jordan might be the most handsome man alive. He probably won too many sexy awards, so they just gave it. He'd be a good Bond. I watched the new James Bond. He'd be a good Bond. Maybe too young.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Isn't Idris Elba? That's a rumor. He'd be awesome, but. I watched the new James Bond. He'd be a good Bond. Maybe too young. Isn't Idris Elba? That's a rumor. He'd be awesome, but I heard that's a rumor. Yeah. Also, the guy from Burgington. What is that? Bridgerton. Bridgerton.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Cavett? Cavill? No, Regé-John Page. I don't know what Regé-John Page. I think they'll give it to him because he'll be longer standing. I don't know what the hell that means. It sounds like music. Yeah, Ronaldo, fine.
Starting point is 00:24:04 No problem with Ronaldo. I don't see that one. that means. It sounds like music. Yeah, Ronaldo, fine. No problem with Ronaldo. I don't see that one. 100%. LeBron, 36. Yeah, LeBron's not in the convo. Yeah, yeah. All right, I have no problem with Ronaldo. Prince Harry.
Starting point is 00:24:16 People like Harry. No. 37. People like Harry, don't they? They do. Isn't he bald now, though? Balding. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:24 It feels like you added an accent to say that. It's not even balding now. Isn't he balding? Isn't he bald now, though? Balding. Did you? Yeah. It feels like you had a pretty bad thing. Isn't he balding? Isn't he balding now? I think he's balding. 37. Mark Zuckerberg. Dave's. Oh, your twin.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Twin. Cheap shot. Aaron Rodgers. That's ruthless. That's rude. Yeah. I'm having a low. I'd say no, but I don't have anyone else to replace him.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Yeah. You could have dressed up as him for Halloween And done like the Sunscreen nose And everything Yes now this is what a fucking Awesome looking guy should look like He is Superman
Starting point is 00:24:55 Yeah that guy is stunning looking No he wins I wouldn't argue either They're totally different looking guys Chris Hemsworth would also be a good contestant. Chris Evans, 40. I have no problem with Chris Evans. Yeah, that's a bad picture.
Starting point is 00:25:12 He's sort of basic looking, but I have no problem with it. Like in the best way possible. Well, he's very mass holy. Like this guy looks like he's rolling around in South Boston all the time. Our guy Jake Gyllenhaal, 40. No chance. Nope, not our guy. Maybe Kareem's guy, not our guy. Yeah, yeah, Kareem.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Don't fucking put that on my name. We just said we're all Swifties here. Oh, I like Timberlake. No. Lin-Manuel Miranda? I mean, what the hell? That's... There's gotta be.
Starting point is 00:25:42 That's what I'm saying. What are they measuring? This guy's not even good looking. Channing Tatum. Yeah, I mean, there you go. Exactly. That's out of control. Channing Tatum says, yeah. I feel mean.
Starting point is 00:25:53 This is like kind of a mean game. This is actually, they almost set this guy up for failure. I didn't. This is kind of fucked up that they did this. Natural reaction I had when I went, blah. Tyrese Gibson. Yeah. This guy's in a Hall of Fame all the time. And look at the way he dresses.
Starting point is 00:26:09 That's great. Chris Pratt, Adam Levine. So cheesy. Chris Pratt's good looking, but this guy's a fucking awesome looking guy. Yeah, look at that smile. Anthony McKee. No problem with that. I don't know who else.
Starting point is 00:26:22 43. How old's Mark Wahlberg? He's got to be 50, actually. Oh, yeah. I would say you got to go with Mark. I don't know who else. 43. How old's Mark Wahlberg? He's got to be 50, actually. Oh, yeah. I would say you got to go with Mark. I don't know if he's 43, though. I just made that up. Usher.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Oh. James Franco. Oh, Franco. Franco is fucking hot. Matt Ramsey. This is who won? I don't know who this is. This is your category.
Starting point is 00:26:44 You know what? Kind of has a little lumber I don't know who this is. 44. This is your category. You know what? Kind of has a little lumberjack. He's kind of hot. Yeah, I don't know who that is. He's a country singer. Okay. Tom Brady, John Cena, Kanye. Tom Brady.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Easily. Tom Brady could. Yeah, Tom Brady could. He's another one. He's a little Botoxed out, though. John Mayer. Yeah, maybe. Mayer.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Mayer's real good. Orlando Bloom. There's a lot of 40s. Yeah, maybe. Mayer. Mayer's real good looking. Orlando Bloom. There's a lot of 40s. Real good looking. Hot age. All right. Benedict Cumberbatch. Not a huge fan.
Starting point is 00:27:12 See, a lot of girls think he's really hot, and then a lot of people think he's really not attractive. I'm in the middle. It's kind of. Oh, Ryan Reynolds. That's easy. Whoa, wait. How did Ryan Reynolds not win?
Starting point is 00:27:25 He's like the most loved guy by guys, I think, ever. Really? I'm not big Reynolds. I see so many videos on the internet of people just being like, Ryan Reynolds is so handsome. Really? So he doesn't have a girl who loves him. Huh, okay.
Starting point is 00:27:40 46 better be who I think it is. Oh. 50 Cent. What? Who do you think it was going to be? David Beckham. Oh, come on. Yeah, that's where my head came in.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I mean, 50 Cent's a badass, but he's not good enough. Yeah. I was wondering when David Beckham was going to come up. I feel like that guy is always on these lists. Yeah. And kind of rightfully so. Nelly? Nelly's for 47.
Starting point is 00:28:03 No chance. Leo's how old? 47. Nelly's Nelly's for 47. No chance. Leo's how old? 47. Leo's 47. Nelly's hotter than Leo. Oh, what? Right. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Yes. Nelly's hotter than Leo? Right now. Right now. Probably right now. Yeah. At 47, 125%. In what world?
Starting point is 00:28:20 This one. Dave, Dave. Yeah, definitely, man. Think about it. Think about it. Wait, we need to side by side. Look at Nelly. Look at that smile.
Starting point is 00:28:28 What do you guys? Leonardo DiCaprio right now. Yeah, right now. He's fucking Leo. Did you see the picture when he's talking to Jeff Bezos' wife? Are you kidding me? On the right there? Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:42 You don't think he's very good looking? I think he's very good looking, but you – well, actually not really. You guys are already fucking nuts. Hutter than Nelly in that picture? Yeah. You fucking crazy people. Oh, you're just obsessed with him then. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Yeah, dude. This is a personal thing. This is a personal thing. This is a personal thing. You have a bias. There's no way that's right now. I guarantee you if we put up a BFF poll, who's better looking, Leo or Nelly? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:29:06 He's in good shape. Please, we'll put it up. We'll see. I'm going 2-2 here. I think Leo in a landslide. In a landslide. Well, the two girls in a landslide. I think when you go back in time 100%, when you're talking, Ray,
Starting point is 00:29:19 I feel like the things I've seen of Leo right now, I see more videos. Pull up the picture of him with Bezos' wife. Yo, this man, slip it. Let me see Bezos' wife one. Leo would win just because he's more popular. That's what I mean. Yeah, but that's not fair. Leo's more iconic in that category, I guess, of who's the hotter celebrity.
Starting point is 00:29:45 All right. Next. Give me a break of that King Kong bar. All right. Next. Give me a break. I can't believe you guys are seriously not. I'm on your side, Rihanna. Thanks, Josh. We'll put a poll up and then answer it.
Starting point is 00:29:57 We'll just say who's hotter right now. Brian Austin Green. I like Brian Austin Green. 48. Old Megan Fox husband. Yeah. 90210. MGK and him both made the list.
Starting point is 00:30:05 He looks good. Megan Fox is like, damn, I date some hotties. Anthony Anderson for 51. I kind of love him. I like him. I can see how girls would like him, but he's not classically sexy. You know what? Looking great for 51, though.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Who does he? No, Jay-Z. He's harder than Jay-Z. Matt Damon. Oh, Matt Damon. How old is Daniel Craig? 53. Oh, he better be the 53 if we have that.
Starting point is 00:30:38 That guy's fucking... We do. Batista? Batista's 52. Honestly, looking great. Yeah, yeah, he does. Are we doing this all the way to 75? Daniel Craig, 53.
Starting point is 00:30:49 This guy's awesome. Chris Rock. 56 looks great for 56. Yeah, he does. I never thought he's good looking, but not that he's bad looking. How old's Adam Sandler be, huh? 50? Yeah, he's not 56, I don't think. Robert Downey Jr.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Yeah, Robert, he's good. Oh, he's my number one. That's my biggest crush in the world. That's tough. That's tough. Colbert looks good. That's ridiculous. He looks good for that age.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I'm not a huge fan, but he looks good. Yeah, I think that's the last one. Brad Pitt, 57. Oh, yeah. Jeff Bezos, 57. Brad Pitt. I mean, Jeff Bezos is acer. I mean, that's just one of the – Oh, listen. Bon Jozos, 57. Brad Pitt. I mean, Jeff Bezos is acer. I mean, that's just one of the...
Starting point is 00:31:25 Listen, Bon Jovi, that's a bad picture. Bon Jovi is so fucking hot in person, it's disgusting. He's so cool. It's super hot? It's so hot still. Bon Jovi. Okay. You heard it here first.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Tom Cruise, 59. There's a bunch more, but that's it. Yeah, we could go on forever. All right, Taki Crisps. We's a bunch more, but that's it. Yeah, we could go on forever. All right, Taki crisps. We got a bunch of them here. Face the intensity. Taki's new Fuego Crisp, deliciously crispy, perfectly stackable, perfect for snacking on the move.
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Starting point is 00:32:16 shipping them together tana has also recent uh recently posted flirty videos jeff whitick and Lurdy Video, Jeff Wittek, and Bella Thorne. I mean, who cares? This is every single week for both of them. Bryce Hall versus Lil Sass. So Lil Sass, of course, is our guy, the king of New York. They've had beef. I don't know if it's real or fake. I don't know what's going on, really. Bryce Hall got some Twitter fingers. So Lil Sass said shit about Bryce Hall a few months ago,
Starting point is 00:32:45 and then Bryce Hall saw it and got on Twitter. And do we have his tweet? No. And was just like talking about how Lil Sass is a bitch and could never get in the ring. Shit like that. He was on Bustin' with the Boys, and they were talking about fighting,
Starting point is 00:32:59 and he's like, Bryce Hall's on steroids. You could beat him. And then he just responded to him. Got it. Josie Canseco stepped in the ring too. And said what? Yeah, let's see the tweets. I actually didn't even see these.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Let me stop. Josie said, only because you and my dad bonded over steroids. Bye. That's to who? To Bryce. Got it. But they're buddy-buddy too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:19 You know it's true. Blah, blah, blah. All right. Interesting. Wait, are they actually buddy-buddy if she's tweeting about steroids, or is that a joke? I think it was a joke. It looks like a joke.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Okay, okay. Because he replied, you know it's true. Natty unit, relax. Jake's girlfriend, Julia Rose, challenged Tommy Ferrer's girlfriend, Molly May, who's stunning. Fight after Molly didn't take her up on betting on their boyfriend. They talk about it. Not, again, overly interested in any of this like i feel like more people are gonna watch want to
Starting point is 00:33:49 watch that fight yep oh they're 100 when is that fight uh december 18th so it's coming up um addison addison ray pregnancy rumors an old man named old rod, that sounds reliable. On TikTok. Yeah, yeah. Old Rod. Good Old Rod. Great, great fucking resource. An old man named Old Rod on TikTok is on viral on TikTok for making up a rumor as a pregnant and getting people to comment on his content about a fake pregnancy. What are we even talking about? The TikTok that started the rumor.
Starting point is 00:34:21 People are filling your comments. Let's see the video. I don't know why I wouldn to care about what old rod says i mean this is literally like how crazy the internet is that he's just like makes a video and was like yo let's let's all comment and start a pregnancy rumor and then they just all go and spam addison's comments like her whole comment section was filled with it that's old rod yo that is awesome that's kind of awesome yeah fucking old rod unbelievable all right so old rod claims legend i thought it's just gonna be a young guy with a nickname um no it's really old rod it's gotta be his granddaughter or something filming in right right it's gotta be like some kid that just like take like literally just goes up to the grandpa films his face for five seconds for the clothes and audio on the
Starting point is 00:35:09 back it's perfect to mellow show reneed renewed for season two that's good let's go yep yeah congrats to them kendall jenner receiving backlash for an outfit kendall jenner receiving backlash for reeling outfits you wore to a friend's wedding because people are saying it's too much or not enough to wear for a wedding uh you can't wear that to a wedding yeah so actually so people i was looking at this this morning and i was like i i don't i don't know i don't know i'm not gonna speak on it because if i felt like if i was like yeah i don't care i feel like i would be like attacked or something maybe i'll let brianna handle this one the bride is bullshit i don't know who the bride was she's like,
Starting point is 00:35:45 she was in the wedding. So it was her best friend's wedding. And then she, she was a bridesmaid. She wore like a regular dress and then she went for an outfit change through this on.
Starting point is 00:35:53 And a lot of people are freaking out. And then if girls comment on this, you have internalized misogyny. So you can't say anything about it. And it's like, well, it's just skin.
Starting point is 00:36:02 What's the problem with it? Wait, no, that has nothing to do with skin. It has to do with taking the spotlight off the bride. Yeah, but then people are twisting it. People anything about it. And it's like, well, it's just skin. What's the problem with it? Wait, no, that has nothing to do with skin. It has to do with taking the spotlight off the bride. Yeah, but then people are twisting it. People are twisting it. It's like, oh, look at me instead of look at the bride. Correct.
Starting point is 00:36:12 I mean, I would never wear that to my best friend's wedding. Yeah, this is like coming in with like fireworks and like look at me signs and carnivals. Yeah, a little neon sign on the bride saying, yo, look at me. And you're like, she's so hot to begin with. I don't know who to pry with. Yeah, Kendall Jenner could wear a bag. Right, like, come on now. You can't do that.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Right, it's probably already so much like, I have to invite my best friend. My supermodel best friend. And she's the most famous person ever. Like, that's kind of fucking sad. That is. Just lay low for your best friend's wedding. All the things we've said this show, this is the most definitive that have been right. You don't wear that dress to a wedding and steal the show like that uh ed sharon scared
Starting point is 00:36:48 of urinals my rule usually is i don't go to urinals there'll be 20 urinals i'll stand at one end and someone will come and stand right actually just have a look so my rules i usually don't go um okay all right fair i guess either either the guy's just like super confident. Maybe he's just like super full of himself. He's just really, really proud or something. Or he's just like way too nervous. Way too paranoid. Keemstar wants in on the fight game.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Keemstar reached out to Mikey, too, a social media influencer and dancer, about setting up a fight after Mikey commented on his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend TikTok because the boyfriend claimed he would whoop any one of his girlfriend's ex's ass. Okay. We love putting the fight stuff. Again, don't care really about the fight. You know what's super funny to me is that it's gotten to the point where there's almost these people that are scrolling through social media trying to scout kids fighting over
Starting point is 00:37:46 high school drama to put them in a fighting ring to make money off them. It's like the most ass backwards thing I've ever seen. And I feel like the last one was such a disaster. I don't know that any of them is coming anytime soon. I feel like that wave is definitely starting to crash down.
Starting point is 00:38:01 The last Jake Paul fight didn't do really great numbers. This one I feel like there's no real hype for so i feel like it is kind of dying jake would have to fight jake would have to fight something like crazy you know like it would have to be like something like a box yeah um gruen went out of the knife congrats to him got some surgery so is he resting and doing well i assume dave thought he was immediately skinny i didn't understand how fat surgery went I thought you got it and you came out I thought you go in fat, come out skinny. That's lipo. I think that might be
Starting point is 00:38:30 a type of surgery. That's not the one he got. Well, I'm glad he's doing well. It's called the gastric sleeve, I believe. How long is he out of commission for? I mean, man, you know him. It's like he'll be fucking going while he's like drugged up.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Like he'll be trying to respond to emails and stuff. So he's been like walking around and stuff. He needs to walk a bunch. So he's just been trying to get in as much steps as he can because you don't want to get blood clots after surgery. So, yeah. No, but dude, it's like the – I think you pretty much have to live off applesauce and water for a good month. That's brutal. No Craigs for him.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Well, still, he'll make them put that on the menu there. True. All right, so Josh, this is a Marine. This is your first movie. Josh is starring in a new movie with a new production company. The movie is about two fringes on the fringes of Hollywood going on a hunt for a crazy gamer's fabled Halloween party. Their chase takes them through legendary ragers, haunted mansions, hidden depths of their own friendship as they a hunt for a crazy gamers fabled halloween party their chase takes them through legendary ragers haunted mansions hidden depths of their own friendship as they try to get
Starting point is 00:39:29 a taste of hollywood glamour according to the deadline yeah it's like a it's like a little little buddy comedy you know so what rating are we looking at here uh like like as in like a14 you mean like stuff like that like is it rpg p PG-13? I would say it's going to be – I would say it's going to definitely be more on like the A14. I don't know what that is. That must be Canadian. That's Canadian, yeah. PG-13. Do you know who else is in it?
Starting point is 00:39:55 I would say like around that. Maybe a little – maybe 18. I don't know. I would say like Project X type of area. Who else is in it? Anybody know yet? Not at the moment. we were just announcing the deal cool um a bunch of videos to react to i might think is this the last yeah this is it all right
Starting point is 00:40:14 so the last thing we got a bunch of videos to act kim kardashian's vegetables huh i don't know so it says the sheet says project x yeah isn't that like yeah i would say that that vibe i it might be like like i would say around that area like are me and brie like a cameo or some shit yeah can we be in the back of some scene you want you want a little little we be like in the house can we be at the cool party when you get there that's what i was gonna say we'll just be in the background like bryce did in addison's movie she's in the background oh that would be kind of fucking awesome actually okay okay we're gonna we're gonna have to see right right that part in all right um kim kardashian's vegetables this literally
Starting point is 00:40:53 turns me on you guys look at my mom's fridge it is filled with greens this makes me really watermelon happy and healthy honestly that's fucking awesome that's pretty sick like i wish i had a chef and like healthy shit i've been on a real eating like crap i wake up dead ass tired because i eat like shit and if i just had that fridge of vegetables i'd be golden yeah and someone to like do it for you oh yeah yeah right right like you ever you ever go you ever like go home and your mom starts like cooking for you for like a couple days and then you just realize like fuck i have so much more energy now like i i feel so much my mom doesn't cook healthy though she like cooks like the shit
Starting point is 00:41:35 i like which is not generally healthy um oh see my mom will make like the my mom always like tries to like cook healthy like she'd be cooking up likeinoa and shit. Oh, no, no. Not at the port. Like zucchini, zucchini pasta. Mine's just pasta. Meatballs and shit. My parents are real healthy with it. You know what my dessert used to be after dinner when I was a kid? What?
Starting point is 00:41:58 I used to get a fucking piece of juicy fruit gum. Shut the fuck up. That sounds like a borderline. I'm not lying i said animal abuse no no no what did your mom give on halloween to the kids was she like the one who would give like no no they were always nice with that they always gave like the nicest candy to the kids on halloween like sour patch kids and all that shit but like when i was a kid i knew it was a good night when i got two pieces of juicy fruit i was like fucking hyped damn that's crazy my mom used to give
Starting point is 00:42:29 i had full butterfingers like for lunch like go to dairy queen after a chance man mine was like carrots cucumbers you'd get like crackers and then maybe i'd get like i'd get like maybe like an oreo you know you know what is weird? Juicy fruit is like not healthy gum. No. Maybe that's the point. You get a little sugar action. I think I was also like an ADHD crackhead kid. So my parents were just like, yeah, we're not going to add flame to the fire here.
Starting point is 00:43:00 That's a crazy story. Floor pizza. Tweak playoffs. Shout out Master Splinter. Shout out the Ninja Tur story. Floor pizza. Tweak playoffs. Shout out Master Splinter. Shout out the Ninja Turtles. Tandoori. They dropped the whole pie. I'm going to recycle it, though. Shout out Dave Portnoy.
Starting point is 00:43:17 One bite. Everybody knows the rules. This was yours? Okay, it's mine now. I saw that video I appreciate the shit out that guy is hilarious his name is Tweak Season he just walks around New York City everyday and just films
Starting point is 00:43:34 like tweakers? yeah just people in general and he always finds something if we're qualifying that as finding something like he found a pizza on the ground. Well, but he just commented to his link. Am I the only one that can't hear the videos or what's going on here?
Starting point is 00:43:50 Maybe. Oh, you couldn't hear it? Yeah. No, I keep not hearing them. I'm like, what's the point of these videos? I just saw a bunch of green vegetables in a fridge on the last video with no audio. Yeah. Then it's tough to react.
Starting point is 00:44:02 That was Kim's, and this guy just gave me a shout-out when he found pizza. So what do we want to do with these videos videos we'll just go through them and then we'll try to describe no i can you know a little silent react it's all good mats and mads and sever and take a big step this is her boyfriend yes yeah she like make me like do shit that i don't normally do like take vitamins and oh yeah oh drink water are you reading i think i think it's the fact that they moved in moved in together yeah okay don't care i thought i think they've been yeah they've been living together for a while too so you didn't miss much on that one josh influence do influencers do viral trend after josh this is the one that we talked about a couple weeks ago right yeah do you know who those people
Starting point is 00:44:49 are james charles right which one the one on the left it said james charles yeah we fucking didn't cut it out i would have had no idea but it said it yeah damn nice try well he's both obviously gotcha yeah i saw it i saw the name um bryce is super single wake up in the morning brought my tea before i see my queen wow who are you oh i don't think he realized that was me and my boyfriend when he did that i think i think he definitely did you think so well about it. I feel like the guy's a smart guy. Well, it wasn't my profile. It was his. Yeah, true. I guess so.
Starting point is 00:45:31 I didn't even realize what was happening until it was over. Selling your soul in Hollywood. She really wanted to be famous, I guess. That's what she wanted to be. And she met somebody who could promise her that. And she met somebody who could promise her that.
Starting point is 00:45:46 And she met somebody. Have you ever heard this? No. She met somebody. This is crazy. And he was like, I know how to make you famous. And she's like, how? And he's like, we can turn you into anything.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Scientology. We can turn you, honestly. It may have been something like that. We can turn you into a singer, an actor, whatever you want. MTV's made. I don't want to be made. And one day he visited her apartment and he was like in a suit and tie. And I came in and I saw him in the suit.
Starting point is 00:46:16 And then she's like, please leave. And she closed the door on me. So I left. And she came up to my apartment fucking sobbing. And she was like this guy please you cannot repeat this and for three years i held the story to myself because i thought this guy was gonna kill me they're like if you ever repeat this they'll kill me and they'll kill you and they'll kill anybody that you love and she was sobbing to me and she's like this guy he came to
Starting point is 00:46:37 me and he's like he's telling me that sorry my head no you hear that you just gotta get closer to it oh okay she was like this guy came to me and he's like I can turn you into anything you want to be but you have to sacrifice somebody and I just spoke to my mother and my mom my mom really supports me and she's like willing to be sacrificed so I can
Starting point is 00:47:00 become like a singer or whatever famous whatever and it was just completely serious and it was really fucking terrifying really really terrifying like you believed her totally believed uh josh to fill you in david dobrik said he so i so i heard the second part i heard the second part like i figured it out okay okay but who was who was the she who is the she i don't know i'm once again totally lost. Who was it about?
Starting point is 00:47:27 I was also lost. Oh, I mean, I followed, but do we know who it was about? He wouldn't say. So basically he's saying that you can sell your soul in L.A. to become famous. That's like serious, that video we just saw? It was serious, yeah. See, I've heard a lot about being here in L.A. In L.A. I've heard a lot of people talk about it. People say the D'Amelio's did. I've heard of lot about I never believed in that shit in LA in LA I've heard like a lot of people
Starting point is 00:47:47 talk about it people say the D'Amelio's did I've heard of like people that have done it I've heard like people say they've done it I've like but it's always like
Starting point is 00:47:53 people always be talking about that shit so you never know if it's like real or not you said you know people who have done it I've definitely who have done what
Starting point is 00:48:02 sold their soul sold their soul like killed their mom Like Peterman with like his jokes to Kramer What are we talking about I don't know what we're talking about Alright that was a weird way to end it Why did you sell your soul you're getting a little uneasy
Starting point is 00:48:16 No I just don't know what the fuck that is A little way too uneasy No people say sold it to the devil That's TBD but I No I have not sold my soul as far as I know. All right. So that's BFF. So what a wacky way to end it.
Starting point is 00:48:30 All right. A little spooky vibes. Spooky. No episode next week. Thanksgiving week. And reminder, Black Friday, we have a new drop. We got joggers and hoodies. Both very cool.
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