BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - REACTING TO TAYLOR SWIFT'S 'ALL TOO WELL' DRAMA — BFFs EP. 56
Episode Date: November 18, 2021We're back after a travel week to discuss Taylor Swift's rerelease of Red, Bryce Hall being named the 'sexiest 22 year old', and Kendall Jenner getting backlash for her outfit to a wedding. We play a ...game where we analyze the People 'Sexy At Every Age' article and whether or not they got it right. Bri makes up her own laws which we coined a 'Chickenfry Law'. Support our sponsors: Taki's Face The IntensityYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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Okay, another episode of BFF's took a week off last week.
Everyone was traveling, I was going through shit, Josh was traveling.
So we are back after the hiatus
and we're getting heavy right off the bat here um death toll continue to rise after travis scott's
astroworld festival so this is what two weeks ago now death toll from astroworld festival climbs
to 10 after nine-year-old boy dies after being in a coma since the concert on november 5th
this is heavier stuff than we usually talk about here.
I haven't talked a ton about this, and there's different things,
different points that you come out and you read about it.
I was pretty reluctant to lay a ton of blame on Travis Scott in the beginning
because it's like when you're like i've been on
stage at concerts and your job is kind of to like get people riled up and get going i almost think
it's more like the venue overcrowding i don't know how somebody on stage could predict but then you
hear all these different stories sort of new it's a really tough story to um to read and and stomach
really i mean you're going to a concert and then there's a bunch of story to read and stomach, really.
I mean, you're going to a concert, and then there's a bunch of deaths.
It's terrible, obviously.
I mean, it was partly because people were rushing the fences, right?
They broke down the fences, and then the nation had no not nearly enough security. But if, all right, so, and not but,
because obviously when the thing happens,
but I feel like isn't,
my guess is if you went to a lot of concerts
of similar nature,
like the performers are always trying to rile up the crowd
and be like, go crazy.
Like that to me is performing without ever thinking,
oh my God, there's a tragedy.
And you hear stories like he was told this and in the past he's been arrested, I guess, for whipping the crowd into a frenzy.
Yeah.
I still like to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's not a madman.
It just didn't.
He never thought it could escalate to the point it did.
Yeah.
to the point it did.
How could you have guessed that someone's going to walk around with
needles pricking people in the
neck going
absolutely ninja?
The security guard said one
once, but there was only one story of it.
I walked back on that take though.
I don't think they could confirm that it was happening.
I thought they said
that there was something like they they didn't didn't didn't like narcan wasn't narcan involved
or something like i remember there's like been had to be revived with narcan well that was probably
just from ods because that's to revive someone from ods at the concert but it was mostly people
being trampled and overheating and then just being underneath everyone and just like dying.
It could be one of those events that will have ramifications for how people take in concerts for the near future because there's the lawsuits coming out of it.
I did see this, which sounds and again, I'm reading our notes, so I'm going to base this notes on being true.
But yeah, Travis offered the family's compensation for any funeral costs for those who have passed and offered one month free of better help to those affected by the event.
That's good.
The next sentence, if people accept these, they cannot sue.
That almost seems too ruthless and impossible to believe that's true.
Well, I think that's in any case with anything.
So, like, you can't be compensated.
If you're compensated, you can't sue compensated if if you're compensated you can't
sue after like i don't think it's just a travis scott situation right so it's just i mean it's
like buying their silence pretty much yeah why can't it's why can't you but why can't you accept
someone pays for a funeral and still sue it's like a is that a law i think it's no i think it's a law
that sounds like a brie law no it's a real law yeah or a law? No, I think it's a law, right, Devin? That sounds like a Brie law.
No, it's a real law, yeah.
That's a real law?
Yeah. I think that's a Brie law.
It's not a Brie law.
I think that's the Brie law law school.
Give us a Google search.
Give us a Google search, Devin.
Brie has been on a crazy college tour.
Maybe she picked up a couple of times.
I haven't gotten sued yet.
I don't know.
That sounds like the school of Brianna Chicken Fries.
I do not believe that is a real law.
No, it is.
That if you accept funeral reparations.
No, not funeral, but like you can't.
No, I think that's.
No, Devin.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Devin is also a student in the class of Brianna Chicken Fries.
I got this information from Devin.
There is no chance this is a real law.
I've watched enough suits to know that I'm pretty sure you can be paid off and still sue.
Correct.
I'm sure it sounds like what Travis Scott's people is doing is saying, hey, if you accept this, you cannot sue.
That's different than being like you can accept it.
That doesn't mean –
But that's crazy.
You think they would go out saying that?
Here, I'll pay for your funeral,
but you cannot sue me?
That's what the sheet says.
That's what the sheet says.
But at this point,
this sheet is coming under a watchful eye
because Brianna and Devin wrote it
and they think this is like a universal law,
which it cannot be.
I am fairly certain this is not a real law.
We'll see what the lawyers in the comments have to say.
Yeah, we will.
And I'm sure we'll have lots of them.
I was going to say, there's going to be so many people that went to Harvard for four years in our comments.
You already know.
The internet lawyers are coming.
Big time.
They're coming.
Big time.
Taylor Swift read her album release in the process of re-recording six of her albums.
She signed her first record deal with label Big Machine 2004 at 15 years old.
She gave the right to her first six albums
in exchange for cash.
Big Machine was then bought out by Scoot Braun,
who Taylor previously had beef with
because of Kanye.
Oh, Scoot Braun called,
that is me, a famous thing.
During the Call Her Daddy debacle,
me and Scooter had a little back and forth.
Oh, Scoot Braun called.
So she got her music back
and a lot of talk about Jake Gyllenhaal, I guess, Back and forth. Oh, Squidbrawn called. So she got her music back.
And a lot of talk about Jake Gyllenhaal, I guess, who has been a big topic of discussion.
So, yeah, I mean, Taylor Swift.
And we're having our own internal debate that's gone viral, which is Taylor Swift versus Whitney Houston.
People are acting like it's the craziest take of all time.
Craziest take to mention them in the same breath.
Yeah.
I don't know why they think that.
They're very different singers.
But, I mean.
Look at the arenas.
Taylor Swift sells out in the stadiums and shit.
She's powerful.
Wait, what's the debate?
Taylor Swift, who's the.
Better singer or better just.
I think icon.
Well, that's it.
Yeah, icon.
Taylor Swift, I don't think her voice has the power of whitney but her her her catalog of hits go toe-to-toe no
i'm taking whitney houston but i don't think it's a crazy take to say them in the same sentence
no me neither they're both gigantic generational stars i was a a T-Swift guy. I was a pretty big T-Swift guy growing up.
A little T-Swift before practice, get a little hyped.
You never know.
I think people are trying to say talent.
So it's like Aretha, Whitney.
Yeah, but the songs, no doubt, they go toe-to-toe.
I also love, I'm going to throw a name out there.
Tina Turner is fucking awesome.
But yeah, people are going nuts.
I think Adele would be more fair.
Tico Texas did not like the entire thing.
She's absolutely hating it.
She's calling us all baseball fans again.
Yeah.
So what is this stuff now with Jake Gyllenhaal?
Okay, so Taylor Swift had this song All Too Well, which it was 10 minutes long when she
first recorded it and the label wouldn't let her release the full 10 minute one. So then she just released was 10 minutes long when she first recorded it and her uh the label wouldn't
let her release the full 10 minute one then she just released the 10 minutes so she released the
10 minute one now but it was written 10 years ago speculated about jake gyllenhaal she released a
short film and he was he was like 30 when they were dating she was like 20 turning 21 he took
her virginity this is all a conspiracy and like basically he treated her like shit and the
internet's like like unleashing on jake gyllenhaal i'm reading some of these tweets you ruined her
21st birthday it's supposed to be fun turning 21 jake these are all his comments it was her
birthday jake i hope you stub your toe on your bed frame tonight f you jake i'd start that start
why did you have to hurt taylor but also thank you because
red is a masterpiece i'll get older but your lovers stay my age apology right now what the
fuck did you do to her jake i hope you hear the new lyrics all too well and throw up i get older
but your lovers stay my age a lot a lot of shade so i would say before you two speak about jake gyllenhaal be careful because the second a guy
defends jake gyllenhaal they get ripped to shreds by the what is hey whoa whoa don't throw that on
us no that's what i'm saying be careful be careful where you go what did he do he it's like i don't
know i guess he was a shitty boyfriend he He dismissed her. He treated her like shit. What do you mean dismissed her?
Like he shunned her?
In the short film.
No, it's going to be nominated for an Oscar. For real?
Yes. Guaranteed.
You and Devin again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a 10 minute... No, it really is.
You guys.
The Swifties are not...
The Swifties are also getting very defensive when people say that it wouldn't be nominated.
I don't know.
So what did you do besides be dismissive?
We just don't know what happened.
Right.
I guess no one really knows.
But like it's in the song because she's so hurt.
And like he brought.
See, you sound so stupid when you say it out loud.
But like she brought.
He brought her to meet his friends to
meet his family to meet everyone good boyfriend no i know but then like he just threw away took
her virginity and then like stopped talking to her and like how long after do we have a date that's
that's a good point three months long three months how long from virginity taking to
dumped three months Like three months.
Homer Simpson, when he writes that letter.
I think our whole relationship.
Welcome to Dumpsville.
It was.
What?
Whole relationship's three months long.
Like the entirety of them.
Well, listen, I love Taylor Swift, and I don't want snakes all over my emojis.
But she writes about her relationships quite a bit yeah when she was asked
i'm no jake gyllenhaal guy so i could care less about him he's not one of my guys yeah no when
she was asked about it on like um the red carpet for the premiere of it they asked her if it was
about jake gyllenhaal and she kind of just like went over the question and was like this is a song
for everyone now i read it 10. I wrote it 10 years ago.
Isn't that always her answer, though, when they ask what it's about?
Doesn't she always say like, this is for everyone that's going through a breakup?
Doesn't she kind of always play that game?
Yeah, that's her thing.
And then they asked Dylan O'Brien, who played Jake, and he was like, I just work here, man.
I don't know.
I will say I love, and this is like um a development i won't go too
much into but you know how like uh the swifties will leave like snakes um and like beyonce people
leave like bees right now there's pizzas being left everywhere which i fucking love i love
they're just pizza i got my own emoji okay it's like we's like we take over a little thread with pizzas.
He says emojis.
Jack Mack had a good tweet.
He said, girls defend Taylor Swift like guys defend Joe Rogan.
Or bros defend Joe Rogan.
I would agree with that.
I like Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift, she – Her fan base makes it hard to like her.
I shouldn't have said that.
We – yeah, she said that.
Yeah, yeah, guys.
Hey, remember, remember.
I like Taylor, but the fan base is out of control.
Knowingly, after she warned us, said that.
Also, I remember when we did Barstool Radio, best single albums of all time.
Of all time.
The one where she has Shake It Off.
I think that's on there.
That is like in white shirt.
That's like banger after banger after banger.
I'm a swift guy.
Shake It Off was just. I mean, I guess. in white shirt or whatever that's like banger after banger after banger i'm a swift guy um take it off with shake it off is just i mean 22 sometimes you get songs where they're so catchy
that they get heat like people like oh that's just a pop song you can be a pop song and a great song
yeah oh shake it off is one of those songs is what i'm saying yeah right um like i i clearly
can someone pull up that album?
Just, I don't know
that we can play it,
but it's song.
There's one that I,
white shirt.
It's every single album.
There's some song
about wearing a white shirt
that's so good.
She has so many albums.
I think you brought up
this white shirt song
before, David.
It's great.
What is the songs
on this album?
1989?
Is that the?
Yes, 1989.
Is this it? Welcome to New York. Is that? Yes. 1989.
Is this it?
Welcome to New York.
Oh, banger.
All you had to do was stay.
Wildest dreams.
This love.
Shake it off.
Out of the woods.
Blank space.
Bad blood.
No, bad blood's great.
Blank space.
I mean, almost every single one of those. Blank space.
Are we not allowed to play blank space on the show?
We're technically not allowed.
We can play a little bit of it. Okay. Is this the one? one's like nice to meet you where you've been does she have a white shirt well that would probably be the white shirt song
what song is that yeah i'm asking is this it i don't know you tell me all right taylor has all
i could show you incredible things magic madness heaven since are you there and i thought oh my You know this one?
Yeah.
I'm waiting for it to bang it.
I think. You know this one? Yeah. I'm waiting for it. She's banging.
I think...
No white shirt.
That's the one of her in the woods, right?
The white shirt?
Yeah.
She's in the woods in the music video.
Isn't there a song?
Didn't we just pull up a song called White Shirt?
Oh, stop.
Oh, play that.
But that's not... We're on a hunt.
Oh, she's on the beach in this one.
Oh, the woods.
The woods, this is it.
It's like a magical little music video.
Are you looking for her in a white shirt?
Or does she say...
Right there, white shirt.
You see it?
No, no, no.
She says white shirt.
Oh. It's in the lyrics? I think so. Oh, wait, yes.
I think he's right. You can just look at the lyrics.
I think I know what you're talking about, Dave.
Actually. Now I don't know if I'm making it up.
I'm in my own head. James Dean.
James Dean Daydream.
James Dean would make sense because
he wears white shirts.
Okay, so follow the line.
Yeah, white t-shirt right there.
Alright, that's what I was thinking. the line yeah white t-shirt right there all right that's
what i was thinking yeah my fucking brain had on my safari literally had on my star
look in my eyes i knew what song you were talking yeah fucking i was like i was like
you guys trying to make me think i'm going crazy can you play that so maybe we all we're all
swifties here yeah play that that part no play yeah well we're all Swifties here. Yeah, play that? That part? No, play, yeah, well, whatever. I just
want to get the beat. Come on, we want a little
white t-shirt.
This is my favorite. This is a
This is your favorite? Yeah.
682 million views.
It's a keyhole.
Can I skip ahead?
Yes, Yeah.
This is a banger.
Big time.
This whole album. Midnight Come and pick me up No headlights
Long drive
Ending burning flames
All paradise
Fade into view
It's been a while since I have even heard from you I should just tell you to leave.
Cause I know exactly where it leads,
but I watch us go round and round each time.
You got that.
I knew it.
I fucking knew it.
I knew it.
I'll also say,
Josh has got the white t-shirt on.
Yep.
I do have the white t-shirt on.
The thought is,
Taylor Swift is like the sexiest,
non-sexy person who ever lived.
Yeah.
I totally understand what you're saying by that.
Because she's so beautiful.
She's like classically stunning and beautiful.
But she doesn't like,
she doesn't try to be sexy, maybe?
She dresses elegantly. It's not like the sexy
of 2020.
It's because she's so tall. Her face,
how tall is she? She's like, gotta be like 5'10".
Her face looks like it was made in a museum.
It's that pretty. Yeah, no, it's perfect.
Right, I know what you mean. It's like, it was almost like
sculpted. 5'11". Oh yeah,
she is super tall. Here's a hot
take, though.
Can you put Katy Perry in the same topic conversation as Taylor Swift?
Not in my eyes.
No.
No.
Like in terms of like hits? How about if you go like album to album?
But she's not still running like Taylor Swift does.
I feel like Taylor Swift, I mean, Katy Perry was like way faster.
Like way more condensed.
Like she has bangers.
But I think I think she kind of fell off.
And I think Taylor would run circles around her.
I'm a big Taylor Swift fan.
We've got an update on the Brie lawyer.
Oh, God.
What is it?
What's it from a lawyer?
School of Chicken Fries.
Yes.
Quote from a lawyer.
Still sue if didn't sign release of all claims.
Correct.
Yes.
Correct.
Makes sense.
That's pretty straightforward.
Yeah.
Okay.
Like if you signed your rights.
So maybe there's a release of all claims.
Yeah, right.
That would be.
Whatever they would have to sign to get the payment.
Absolute snake move if they're doing that.
I almost find it hard to believe.
David Dobrik.
I don't.
I have no hard time believing that.
Wow.
David Dobrik's TikTok causes fan freakout.
David Dobrik posted TikTok where he accidentally causes assistant to bleed,
and fans are freaking out, saying it was a mistake after the incident
with notorious enemy of Bartholomew.
We got to get Jeff Wittek on the show.
Jeff Wittek, David's TikTok.
This is so fucking stupid.
That people freaked?
Yes.
If I make this,
you can't see the new Spider-Man movie
the day it comes out.
Oof.
Ow!
Ow!
Oh my God!
You're not that serious,
you fucking psycho.
I'm so sorry.
I love the melody.
What did you do?
I'm so sorry.
I was trying to hit the box.
People are freaking out about that.
Yeah.
Because he tried to hit the pen out and it accidentally hit her.
Oh, my God, dude.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God.
You're not seeing that fucking movie.
That's shit.
Yeah.
That's kind of a joke if people are upset about that.
Give me a break.
I think the thing that people forget is they've been friends.
They were more like a brother and sister.
Friends since high school.
Yeah.
And accidents happen. That was clearly he wasn't trying to savage on her. It's not like a brother and sister. Friends since high school, yeah. And like accidents happen.
That was clearly he wasn't like trying to savage on you.
It's not like he's trying to beat her ass.
Yeah, that's crazy.
People reach.
I don't get this.
Bryce Hall is the sexiest 22-year-old.
Bryce Hall was named the sexiest 22-year-old by People Magazine.
So would they pick somebody for every age?
Yes.
Okay.
So Bryce Hall comes in at 22.
There's a video of him celebrating
the accomplishment and then i guess we get a game yeah
josh did they have a 19 year old yes they did are It said from 18 to 70, so I guess I didn't get it.
Damn.
Yeah, sad day.
How do you feel about that?
Who won?
Who smoked him?
So 18 was Stan Wolfhard, 19 Asher Angel.
Dude, you got screwed.
Come on.
Who's 44?
We'll play the game.
All right, let's play the game.
Fucking Asher?
That's gross, man. Fuck you, Asher. That's gross. All all right let's play the game fucking asher that's gross man that's gross uh all right let's play this game
yeah so basically we're just saying yeah he's no offense i'm not like he can't you're better
looking than he is no offense to anybody involved thanks man yeah that's kind of the whole game
we're saying if they deserve it or not okay so we just got to think do we think there's someone out there that's sexier than them
at that age yeah or do we just really think that they're the sexiest person of their age okay okay
or could it be better so we got 22 bryce hall hey no i'm gonna say no i'm gonna say no not that's
not knocking him but 22 is like a prime age
like for
I'm assuming there's a lot of guys
who are fucking good looking
Griffin Johnson
what 22 year old celebrities
are there out there
so Griffin Johnson
Griffin Johnson
Lil Nas X
so it could have been a guy
or a girl
no just guys
just guys
okay
alright
I guess no
but I don't have enough
to like
go against it
yeah I mean not the sexiest person alive Jaden Smith no chance Okay. All right. I guess no, but I don't have enough to go against it. Yeah.
I mean, not the sexiest person alive.
Jaden Smith.
No chance.
Wow.
That was cold-blooded, man.
I mean, I don't think he's ugly.
I don't think he's the best-looking guy.
Actually, wait.
I think Shawn Mendes is 23.
Yeah.
So Shawn Mendes is a pretty good-looking guy, too.
I wonder what they are measuring these off of.
Like, likability?
All right. So now for Jaden Smith. Now Horn. what they are measuring these off of. Like ability? Alright, so
now for Jaden Smith. Now Horn.
Now Horn, 28. So this is
28. No chance.
Yes, sexiest 28-year-old alive?
No chance. Zero chance.
I feel like it's, yeah. I feel like you
gotta be like a superb specimen
to be the most attractive.
It's a hard accomplishment
not saying he isn't a good looking guy i want to have my breath taken away i want to be like yeah
like that's a good looking guy like i need a gap like i need to be reaching for him you know what
i'm saying saint malik yeah well he's in he couldn't he's in trouble right now right all
right next yes yeah like i can live with this. Charles Melton.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He kind of looks like handsome squibbered, but like in the best way possible.
Yeah.
And he kind of looks exactly like that in person, too.
I have no problem with this guy.
Is he super sexy in person?
I would say he looks pretty much the same person from my experience seeing him in person.
That's like a good looking dude.
All right.
Yeah.
He's like sculpted in the face.
Okay.
Alright, MGK, 31.
No chance, 0.0.
Yeah, this one's crazy to me.
You know I hate to say it, but...
Maybe like coolest rock star.
Yeah, he's got the vibe,
but yeah, no chance.
Yeah, not...
Definitely has the rock star lifestyle.
Yeah.
I think girls just love that.
Yeah, Wittig's better looking than he is.
31.
Yeah, Wittig's better looking than he is. That's 31. Yeah, Wittig's better looking.
Wittig should have got that.
Jesse McCartney, 34.
No chance.
No.
Yeah, he got, he looks different.
This list stinks.
Zach Efron.
Yeah, this is awful.
Yeah, Zach Efron's a thousand times better.
Are you, how could you possibly not play Zach?
Well, Zach Efron with his new Botox face?
Well, Zach Efron also his new Botox face?
Zac Efron also was too jacked at one point.
What about this one?
Michael B. Jordan also.
Yeah, I mean, Michael B. Jordan is a thousand times better looking.
That's out of control.
Michael B. Jordan might be the most handsome man alive. He probably won too many sexy awards, so they just gave it.
He'd be a good Bond.
I watched the new James Bond.
He'd be a good Bond.
Maybe too young.
Isn't Idris Elba? That's a rumor. He'd be awesome, but. I watched the new James Bond. He'd be a good Bond. Maybe too young. Isn't Idris Elba?
That's a rumor.
He'd be awesome, but I heard that's a rumor.
Yeah.
Also, the guy from Burgington.
What is that?
Bridgerton.
Bridgerton.
Cavett?
Cavill?
No, Regé-John Page.
I don't know what Regé-John Page.
I think they'll give it to him because he'll be longer standing.
I don't know what the hell that means.
It sounds like music.
Yeah, Ronaldo, fine.
No problem with Ronaldo. I don't see that one. that means. It sounds like music. Yeah, Ronaldo, fine. No problem with Ronaldo.
I don't see that one.
100%.
LeBron, 36.
Yeah, LeBron's not in the convo.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, I have no problem with Ronaldo.
Prince Harry.
People like Harry.
No.
37.
People like Harry, don't they?
They do.
Isn't he bald now, though?
Balding.
Yeah, yeah.
It feels like you added an accent to say that. It's not even balding now. Isn't he balding? Isn't he bald now, though? Balding. Did you? Yeah. It feels like you had a pretty bad thing.
Isn't he balding?
Isn't he balding now?
I think he's balding.
37.
Mark Zuckerberg.
Dave's.
Oh, your twin.
Twin.
Cheap shot.
Aaron Rodgers.
That's ruthless.
That's rude.
Yeah.
I'm having a low.
I'd say no, but I don't have anyone else to replace him.
Yeah.
You could have dressed up as him for Halloween
And done like the
Sunscreen nose
And everything
Yes now this is what a fucking
Awesome looking guy should look like
He is Superman
Yeah that guy is stunning looking
No he wins
I wouldn't argue either
They're totally different looking guys
Chris Hemsworth would also be a good contestant.
Chris Evans, 40.
I have no problem with Chris Evans.
Yeah, that's a bad picture.
He's sort of basic looking, but I have no problem with it.
Like in the best way possible.
Well, he's very mass holy.
Like this guy looks like he's rolling around in South Boston all the time.
Our guy Jake Gyllenhaal, 40.
No chance.
Nope, not our guy. Maybe Kareem's guy,
not our guy. Yeah, yeah, Kareem.
Don't fucking put that on my name.
We just said we're all Swifties here.
Oh, I like Timberlake.
No.
Lin-Manuel Miranda?
I mean, what the hell?
That's...
There's gotta be.
That's what I'm saying. What are they measuring?
This guy's not even good looking.
Channing Tatum.
Yeah, I mean, there you go.
Exactly.
That's out of control.
Channing Tatum says, yeah.
I feel mean.
This is like kind of a mean game.
This is actually, they almost set this guy up for failure.
I didn't.
This is kind of fucked up that they did this.
Natural reaction I had when I went, blah.
Tyrese Gibson.
Yeah. This guy's in a Hall of Fame all the time.
And look at the way he dresses.
That's great.
Chris Pratt, Adam Levine.
So cheesy.
Chris Pratt's good looking, but this guy's a fucking awesome looking guy.
Yeah, look at that smile.
Anthony McKee.
No problem with that.
I don't know who else.
43.
How old's Mark Wahlberg?
He's got to be 50, actually. Oh, yeah. I would say you got to go with Mark. I don't know who else. 43. How old's Mark Wahlberg? He's got to be 50, actually.
Oh, yeah.
I would say you got to go with Mark.
I don't know if he's 43, though.
I just made that up.
Usher.
Oh.
James Franco.
Oh, Franco.
Franco is fucking hot.
Matt Ramsey.
This is who won?
I don't know who this is.
This is your category.
You know what? Kind of has a little lumber I don't know who this is. 44. This is your category. You know what?
Kind of has a little lumberjack.
He's kind of hot.
Yeah, I don't know who that is.
He's a country singer.
Okay.
Tom Brady, John Cena, Kanye.
Tom Brady.
Easily.
Tom Brady could.
Yeah, Tom Brady could.
He's another one.
He's a little Botoxed out, though.
John Mayer.
Yeah, maybe.
Mayer.
Mayer's real good.
Orlando Bloom. There's a lot of 40s. Yeah, maybe. Mayer. Mayer's real good looking. Orlando Bloom.
There's a lot of 40s.
Real good looking.
Hot age.
All right.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Not a huge fan.
See, a lot of girls think he's really hot, and then a lot of people think he's really
not attractive.
I'm in the middle.
It's kind of.
Oh, Ryan Reynolds.
That's easy.
Whoa, wait.
How did Ryan Reynolds not win?
He's like the most loved guy by guys, I think, ever.
Really?
I'm not big Reynolds.
I see so many videos on the internet of people just being like,
Ryan Reynolds is so handsome.
Really?
So he doesn't have a girl who loves him.
Huh, okay.
46 better be who I think it is.
Oh.
50 Cent.
What?
Who do you think it was going to be?
David Beckham.
Oh, come on.
Yeah, that's where my head came in.
I mean, 50 Cent's a badass, but he's not good enough.
Yeah.
I was wondering when David Beckham was going to come up.
I feel like that guy is always on these lists.
Yeah.
And kind of rightfully so.
Nelly?
Nelly's for 47.
No chance.
Leo's how old?
47. Nelly's Nelly's for 47. No chance. Leo's how old? 47.
Leo's 47.
Nelly's hotter than Leo.
Oh, what?
Right.
Yes.
Yes.
Nelly's hotter than Leo?
Right now.
Right now.
Probably right now.
Yeah.
At 47, 125%.
In what world?
This one.
Dave, Dave.
Yeah, definitely, man.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Wait, we need to side by side.
Look at Nelly.
Look at that smile.
What do you guys?
Leonardo DiCaprio right now.
Yeah, right now.
He's fucking Leo.
Did you see the picture when he's talking to Jeff Bezos' wife?
Are you kidding me?
On the right there?
Yes.
You don't think he's very good looking?
I think he's very good looking, but you – well, actually not really.
You guys are already fucking nuts.
Hutter than Nelly in that picture?
Yeah.
You fucking crazy people.
Oh, you're just obsessed with him then.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, dude.
This is a personal thing.
This is a personal thing.
This is a personal thing.
You have a bias.
There's no way that's right now.
I guarantee you if we put up a BFF poll, who's better looking, Leo or Nelly?
Oh, my God.
He's in good shape.
Please, we'll put it up.
We'll see.
I'm going 2-2 here.
I think Leo in a landslide.
In a landslide.
Well, the two girls in a landslide.
I think when you go back in time 100%, when you're talking, Ray,
I feel like the things I've seen of Leo right now, I see more videos.
Pull up the picture of him with Bezos' wife.
Yo, this man, slip it.
Let me see Bezos' wife one.
Leo would win just because he's more popular.
That's what I mean.
Yeah, but that's not fair.
Leo's more iconic in that category, I guess, of who's the hotter celebrity.
All right. Next. Give me a break of that King Kong bar.
All right.
Next.
Give me a break.
I can't believe you guys are seriously not.
I'm on your side, Rihanna.
Thanks, Josh.
We'll put a poll up and then answer it.
We'll just say who's hotter right now.
Brian Austin Green.
I like Brian Austin Green.
48.
Old Megan Fox husband.
Yeah.
90210.
MGK and him both made the list.
He looks good.
Megan Fox is like, damn, I date some hotties.
Anthony Anderson for 51.
I kind of love him.
I like him.
I can see how girls would like him,
but he's not classically sexy.
You know what? Looking great for 51, though.
Who does he?
No, Jay-Z.
He's harder than Jay-Z.
Matt Damon.
Oh, Matt Damon.
How old is Daniel Craig?
53.
Oh, he better be the 53 if we have that.
That guy's fucking...
We do.
Batista?
Batista's 52.
Honestly, looking great.
Yeah, yeah, he does.
Are we doing this all the way to 75?
Daniel Craig, 53.
This guy's awesome.
Chris Rock.
56 looks great for 56.
Yeah, he does. I never thought he's good looking,
but not that he's bad looking.
How old's Adam Sandler be, huh?
50? Yeah, he's not
56, I don't think. Robert Downey Jr.
Yeah, Robert, he's good.
Oh, he's my number one.
That's my biggest crush in the world.
That's tough.
That's tough.
Colbert looks good.
That's ridiculous.
He looks good for that age.
I'm not a huge fan, but he looks good.
Yeah, I think that's the last one.
Brad Pitt, 57.
Oh, yeah.
Jeff Bezos, 57.
Brad Pitt.
I mean, Jeff Bezos is acer.
I mean, that's just one of the – Oh, listen. Bon Jozos, 57. Brad Pitt. I mean, Jeff Bezos is acer. I mean, that's just one of the...
Listen, Bon Jovi, that's a bad picture.
Bon Jovi is so fucking hot in person, it's disgusting.
He's so cool.
It's super hot?
It's so hot still.
Bon Jovi.
Okay.
You heard it here first.
Tom Cruise, 59.
There's a bunch more, but that's it.
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Bryce Hall versus Lil Sass.
So Lil Sass, of course, is our guy, the king of New York.
They've had beef.
I don't know if it's real or fake.
I don't know what's going on, really.
Bryce Hall got some Twitter fingers. So Lil Sass said shit about Bryce Hall a few months ago,
and then Bryce Hall saw it and got on Twitter.
And do we have his tweet?
No.
And was just like talking about how Lil Sass is a bitch
and could never get in the ring.
Shit like that.
He was on Bustin' with the Boys,
and they were talking about fighting,
and he's like, Bryce Hall's on steroids.
You could beat him.
And then he just responded to him.
Got it.
Josie Canseco stepped in the ring too.
And said what?
Yeah, let's see the tweets.
I actually didn't even see these.
Let me stop.
Josie said, only because you and my dad bonded over steroids.
Bye.
That's to who?
To Bryce.
Got it.
But they're buddy-buddy too.
Yeah.
You know it's true.
Blah, blah, blah.
All right.
Interesting.
Wait, are they actually buddy-buddy if she's tweeting about steroids,
or is that a joke?
I think it was a joke.
It looks like a joke.
Okay, okay.
Because he replied, you know it's true.
Natty unit, relax.
Jake's girlfriend, Julia Rose, challenged Tommy Ferrer's girlfriend,
Molly May, who's stunning.
Fight after Molly didn't take her up on betting on their boyfriend.
They talk about it.
Not, again, overly interested in any of this like i feel like more people are gonna watch want to
watch that fight yep oh they're 100 when is that fight uh december 18th so it's coming up um
addison addison ray pregnancy rumors an old man named old rod, that sounds reliable. On TikTok. Yeah, yeah.
Old Rod.
Good Old Rod.
Great, great fucking resource.
An old man named Old Rod on TikTok is on viral on TikTok for making up a rumor as a pregnant and getting people to comment on his content about a fake pregnancy.
What are we even talking about?
The TikTok that started the rumor.
People are filling your comments.
Let's see the video.
I don't know why I wouldn to care about what old rod says i mean this is literally like how crazy the internet is
that he's just like makes a video and was like yo let's let's all comment and start a pregnancy
rumor and then they just all go and spam addison's comments like her whole comment section was filled with it that's old rod yo that is awesome that's kind of awesome yeah fucking old rod unbelievable all right so old
rod claims legend i thought it's just gonna be a young guy with a nickname um no it's really old
rod it's gotta be his granddaughter or something filming in right right it's gotta be like some
kid that just like take like literally just goes up to the grandpa films his face for five seconds for the clothes and audio on the
back it's perfect to mellow show reneed renewed for season two that's good let's go yep yeah
congrats to them kendall jenner receiving backlash for an outfit kendall jenner receiving backlash
for reeling outfits you wore to a friend's wedding because people are saying it's too
much or not enough to wear for a wedding uh you can't wear that to a wedding yeah so actually so people i was looking
at this this morning and i was like i i don't i don't know i don't know i'm not gonna speak on it
because if i felt like if i was like yeah i don't care i feel like i would be like attacked or
something maybe i'll let brianna handle this one the bride is bullshit i don't know who the bride
was she's like,
she was in the wedding.
So it was her best friend's wedding.
And then she,
she was a bridesmaid.
She wore like a regular dress
and then she went
for an outfit change
through this on.
And a lot of people
are freaking out.
And then if girls
comment on this,
you have internalized misogyny.
So you can't say anything about it.
And it's like,
well, it's just skin.
What's the problem with it?
Wait, no,
that has nothing to do with skin. It has to do with taking the spotlight off the bride. Yeah, but then people are twisting it. People anything about it. And it's like, well, it's just skin. What's the problem with it? Wait, no, that has nothing to do with skin.
It has to do with taking the spotlight off the bride.
Yeah, but then people are twisting it.
People are twisting it.
It's like, oh, look at me instead of look at the bride.
Correct.
I mean, I would never wear that to my best friend's wedding.
Yeah, this is like coming in with like fireworks and like look at me signs and carnivals.
Yeah, a little neon sign on the bride saying, yo, look at me.
And you're like, she's so hot to begin with.
I don't know who to pry with.
Yeah, Kendall Jenner could wear a bag.
Right, like, come on now.
You can't do that.
Right, it's probably already so much like, I have to invite my best friend.
My supermodel best friend.
And she's the most famous person ever.
Like, that's kind of fucking sad.
That is.
Just lay low for your best friend's wedding.
All the things we've said this show, this is the most definitive that have been right.
You don't wear that dress to a wedding and steal the show like that uh ed sharon scared
of urinals my rule usually is i don't go to urinals there'll be 20 urinals i'll stand at one
end and someone will come and stand right actually just have a look so my rules i usually don't go
um okay all right fair i guess either either the guy's just like super confident.
Maybe he's just like super full of himself.
He's just really, really proud or something.
Or he's just like way too nervous.
Way too paranoid.
Keemstar wants in on the fight game.
Keemstar reached out to Mikey, too, a social media influencer and dancer,
about setting up a fight after Mikey commented on his ex-girlfriend's
new boyfriend TikTok because the boyfriend claimed he would whoop
any one of his girlfriend's ex's ass.
Okay.
We love putting the fight stuff.
Again, don't care really about the fight.
You know what's super funny to me is that it's gotten to the point where there's almost these people that are scrolling through social media trying to scout kids fighting over
high school drama to put them in a fighting
ring to make money off them.
It's like the most
ass backwards thing I've ever seen.
And I feel like the last one was such a disaster.
I don't know that any of them is coming anytime soon.
I feel like that wave is definitely
starting to crash down.
The last Jake Paul fight didn't do really great numbers.
This one I feel like there's no real hype for so i feel like it is kind of dying jake
would have to fight jake would have to fight something like crazy you know like it would
have to be like something like a box yeah um gruen went out of the knife congrats to him got
some surgery so is he resting and doing well i assume dave thought he was immediately skinny
i didn't understand how fat surgery went I thought you got it and you came out
I thought you go in fat, come out skinny.
That's lipo. I think that might be
a type of surgery.
That's not the one he got.
Well, I'm glad he's doing well. It's called
the gastric sleeve, I believe.
How long is he out of commission for?
I mean, man, you know him.
It's like he'll be
fucking going while he's like drugged up.
Like he'll be trying to respond to emails and stuff.
So he's been like walking around and stuff.
He needs to walk a bunch.
So he's just been trying to get in as much steps as he can because you don't want to get blood clots after surgery.
So, yeah.
No, but dude, it's like the – I think you pretty much have to live off applesauce and water for a good month.
That's brutal.
No Craigs for him.
Well, still, he'll make them put that on the menu there.
True.
All right, so Josh, this is a Marine.
This is your first movie.
Josh is starring in a new movie with a new production company.
The movie is about two fringes on the fringes of Hollywood going on a hunt for a crazy gamer's fabled Halloween party.
Their chase takes them through legendary ragers, haunted mansions, hidden depths of their own friendship as they a hunt for a crazy gamers fabled halloween party their chase takes them
through legendary ragers haunted mansions hidden depths of their own friendship as they try to get
a taste of hollywood glamour according to the deadline yeah it's like a it's like a little
little buddy comedy you know so what rating are we looking at here uh like like as in like a14
you mean like stuff like that like is it rpg p PG-13? I would say it's going to be – I would say it's going to definitely be more on like the A14.
I don't know what that is.
That must be Canadian.
That's Canadian, yeah.
PG-13.
Do you know who else is in it?
I would say like around that.
Maybe a little – maybe 18.
I don't know.
I would say like Project X type of area.
Who else is in it?
Anybody know yet?
Not at the moment. we were just announcing the
deal cool um a bunch of videos to react to i might think is this the last yeah this is it all right
so the last thing we got a bunch of videos to act kim kardashian's vegetables
huh i don't know so it says the sheet says project x yeah isn't that like yeah i would say that that vibe i it
might be like like i would say around that area like are me and brie like a cameo or some shit
yeah can we be in the back of some scene you want you want a little little we be like in the house
can we be at the cool party when you get there that's what i was gonna say we'll just be in the
background like bryce did in addison's movie she's in the background oh that
would be kind of fucking awesome actually okay okay we're gonna we're gonna have to see right
right that part in all right um kim kardashian's vegetables this literally
turns me on you guys look at my mom's fridge it is filled with greens this makes me really
watermelon happy and healthy honestly that's fucking awesome that's
pretty sick like i wish i had a chef and like healthy shit i've been on a real eating like
crap i wake up dead ass tired because i eat like shit and if i just had that fridge of vegetables
i'd be golden yeah and someone to like do it for you oh yeah yeah right right like you ever you
ever go you ever like go home and your mom starts like
cooking for you for like a couple days and then you just realize like fuck i have so much more
energy now like i i feel so much my mom doesn't cook healthy though she like cooks like the shit
i like which is not generally healthy um oh see my mom will make like the my mom always like tries
to like cook healthy like she'd be cooking up likeinoa and shit. Oh, no, no. Not at the port.
Like zucchini, zucchini pasta.
Mine's just pasta.
Meatballs and shit.
My parents are real healthy with it.
You know what my dessert used to be after dinner when I was a kid?
What?
I used to get a fucking piece of juicy fruit gum.
Shut the fuck up.
That sounds like a borderline.
I'm not lying i said
animal abuse no no no what did your mom give on halloween to the kids was she like the one who
would give like no no they were always nice with that they always gave like the nicest candy to
the kids on halloween like sour patch kids and all that shit but like when i was a kid i knew
it was a good night when i got two pieces of juicy fruit i was like fucking hyped damn that's crazy my mom used to give
i had full butterfingers like for lunch like go to dairy queen after a chance man mine was like
carrots cucumbers you'd get like crackers and then maybe i'd get like i'd get like maybe like
an oreo you know you know what is weird? Juicy fruit is like not healthy gum.
No.
Maybe that's the point.
You get a little sugar action.
I think I was also like an ADHD crackhead kid.
So my parents were just like, yeah, we're not going to add flame to the fire here.
That's a crazy story.
Floor pizza.
Tweak playoffs. Shout out Master Splinter. Shout out the Ninja Tur story. Floor pizza. Tweak playoffs.
Shout out Master Splinter.
Shout out the Ninja Turtles.
Tandoori. They dropped the whole pie.
I'm going to recycle it, though.
Shout out Dave Portnoy.
One bite. Everybody knows the rules.
This was yours?
Okay, it's mine now.
I saw that video
I appreciate the shit out
that guy is hilarious
his name is Tweak Season
he just walks around New York City everyday and just films
like tweakers?
yeah just people in general
and he always finds something
if we're qualifying that
as finding something
like he found a pizza on the ground.
Well, but he just commented to his link.
Am I the only one that can't hear the videos or what's going on here?
Maybe.
Oh, you couldn't hear it?
Yeah.
No, I keep not hearing them.
I'm like, what's the point of these videos?
I just saw a bunch of green vegetables in a fridge on the last video with no audio.
Yeah.
Then it's tough to react.
That was Kim's, and this guy just gave me a shout-out when he found pizza.
So what do we want to do with these videos videos we'll just go through them and then we'll
try to describe no i can you know a little silent react it's all good mats and mads and sever and
take a big step this is her boyfriend yes yeah she like make me like do shit that i don't normally do
like take vitamins and oh yeah oh drink water are you reading i think i think it's the fact that they moved in
moved in together yeah okay don't care i thought i think they've been yeah they've been living
together for a while too so you didn't miss much on that one josh influence do influencers do viral
trend after josh this is the one that we talked about a couple weeks ago right yeah do you know who those people
are james charles right which one the one on the left it said james charles yeah we fucking didn't
cut it out i would have had no idea but it said it yeah damn nice try well he's both obviously
gotcha yeah i saw it i saw the name um bryce is super single
wake up in the morning brought my tea before i see my queen wow who are you
oh i don't think he realized that was me and my boyfriend when he did that
i think i think he definitely did you think so well about it. I feel like the guy's a smart guy. Well, it wasn't my profile.
It was his. Yeah, true.
I guess so.
I didn't even realize
what was happening until it was over.
Selling your soul in Hollywood.
She really wanted to
be famous, I guess.
That's what she wanted to be.
And she met somebody
who could promise her that. And she met somebody who could promise her that.
And she met somebody.
Have you ever heard this?
No.
She met somebody.
This is crazy.
And he was like, I know how to make you famous.
And she's like, how?
And he's like, we can turn you into anything.
Scientology.
We can turn you, honestly.
It may have been something like that.
We can turn you into a singer, an actor, whatever you want.
MTV's made.
I don't want to be made.
And one day he visited her apartment and he was like in a suit and tie.
And I came in and I saw him in the suit.
And then she's like, please leave.
And she closed the door on me.
So I left.
And she came up to my apartment fucking sobbing.
And she was like this guy please
you cannot repeat this and for three years i held the story to myself because i thought this guy was
gonna kill me they're like if you ever repeat this they'll kill me and they'll kill you and
they'll kill anybody that you love and she was sobbing to me and she's like this guy he came to
me and he's like he's telling me that sorry my head no you hear that you just gotta get closer to it
oh okay
she was like this guy came to me
and he's like I can turn you into anything you want to be
but you have to sacrifice somebody
and I just spoke to my mother and my mom
my mom really supports me and she's like
willing to be sacrificed so I can
become like a singer
or whatever famous whatever
and it was just completely serious
and it was really fucking terrifying really really terrifying like you believed her totally believed
uh josh to fill you in david dobrik said he so i so i heard the second part i heard the second
part like i figured it out okay okay but who was who was the she who is the she i don't know i'm
once again totally lost.
Who was it about?
I was also lost.
Oh, I mean, I followed, but do we know who it was about?
He wouldn't say.
So basically he's saying that you can sell your soul in L.A. to become famous.
That's like serious, that video we just saw?
It was serious, yeah.
See, I've heard a lot about being here in L.A.
In L.A. I've heard a lot of people talk about it. People say the D'Amelio's did. I've heard of lot about I never believed in that shit in LA in LA I've heard like a lot of people
talk about it
people say the D'Amelio's did
I've heard of like
people that have done it
I've heard like people
say they've done it
I've like
but it's always like
people always be talking
about that shit
so you never know
if it's like real or not
you said you know people
who have done it
I've definitely
who have done what
sold their soul
sold their soul
like killed their mom
Like Peterman with like his jokes to Kramer
What are we talking about
I don't know what we're talking about
Alright that was a weird way to end it
Why did you sell your soul you're getting a little uneasy
No I just don't know what the fuck that is
A little way too uneasy
No people say sold it to the devil
That's TBD but I
No I have not sold my soul as far as I know.
All right.
So that's BFF.
So what a wacky way to end it.
All right.
A little spooky vibes.
Spooky.
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