BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - REACTING TO THE ROAST OF BRYCE HALL — BFFs EP. 73

Episode Date: March 10, 2022

We react to the Roast of Bryce Hall that was released this week, discuss Emma Chamberlain quitting YouTube, and whether or not Dixie and Noah have broken up.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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So it finally dropped. We got a bunch of viral moments. So let's go through them and see what we got and then sort this all out and see if there's been any feedback uh josh obviously you were a part of it yes yes i was josh the fuck you laughing about does bryce know you split in the dms recently i'm sorry i'm sorry look at her look at her here wait let's talk about the DMs that he sent Josie. Those ones were very fuck boy. What were they?

What were they? I don't remember. You don't remember sliding in? We can pull them up. Yeah, pull them up. Pull them up. Pull them up. I might be digging my own grave here, but we'll see.

So what was the sequencing of that, Josh? What was filmed first? I think the roast was filmed before the podcast. Gotcha. So that was already known. Was that literally like, was that an act or was that the first time that she said that? Were you like caught off guard by that?

I mean, I think like, I think she was kind of just playing at the fact that like I DM'd and said, hey, like we read them on the podcast. Like it really was just like a hey thing, but I think she was just kind of like trying the fact that I DM'd and said, hey. We read them on the podcast. It really was just a hey thing, but I think she was just kind of trying to put in more to the joke. It was a roast, right? So they were trying to play it a bit.

But yeah, no. So that was just before. That's why when we were on the podcast, I was kind of like, I don't remember texting some super fuckboy shit. I was trying to think, what did I DM her? But no, yeah, that was kind of it. She went in on Bryce. She was making fun of his dick the whole entire time yeah no it was crazy i was kind of i was kind of a little bit disappointed they cut out like 50 of my jokes so they they just thought that some were too intense so they didn't want to like get me canceled what were what were they they were like they were good maybe we should just like Maybe I should just send the footage. I have the footage.

I have the footage of all the original jokes. Yeah, I think we should do that. I'm all for re-releasing it. I heard your joke. Once you said who you collaborated with to help you brainstorm, I knew the jokes would be savage. Whitney does not fuck around with that. She'll come for your throat, and then when you're dead,

she'll stomp on you like 20 more times. So, yes. And we heard some of that. So they cut it? Yeah, they cut it. So the night they filmed it, they were saying, like, yeah, some of the jokes, depending on how intense they are or whatever, might need to get cut.

And I went up to them, and I actually went up to Jason and was like, dude, some of the jokes, depending on how intense they are or whatever, might need to get cut. And I went up to them and I actually went up to Jason and was like, dude, don't cut out any of my fucking jokes. And I was like right after he had finished. So obviously I was like feeling good or whatever. But I was just like, don't cut a fucking joke. All of those hit. I want every joke in there. I don't want the transits to be wrecked at all.

I don't care about being – just keep them all in. And then they didn't so i mean a decent amount then because we lost that um we lost what we lost uh jeff what's jeff wittix um i don't know who else lost we see here so josie went after haven't they hasn't she denied prior to that that they slept together am i making that up in my head who bryce and josie i don't think she's ever denied it no i don't know if she did not she might have denied that they like together? Or am I making that up in my head? Who, Bryce and Josie? I don't think she's ever denied it. I don't know if she did not. She might have denied that they dated. I don't think they ever... They never dated.

Yeah. They just hooked up. I don't know why this one's on there. Josie asked how many Sway Boys it takes to screw in a light bulb. That's not that cutting edge. Unless there's nothing more. I don't remember the joke.

No, but actually, has anyone ever wondered how many Sway House members it takes to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They're all too busy cheating on their girlfriends. Oh, there's a little punch there at the end, I guess. Yeah, a little. Oh, threw you for a little loop.

You know what I mean? Makes sense why that was on there. What degree of accuracy would you say that jab was? On, like, if you're talking about, like, percentages and you do the whole Sway Boys? Yeah. I would say, like, 50. 50? After, like, the time of Sway when we were, like, in, like, the old Sway house, like, the very beginning.

I would say maybe, like, for the whole house, maybe it was, like, 50% of the guy or of the guy or maybe like 40 brie what was your reaction do you think that was too low or too high i think i think the um he bought himself a little time and the way that you hesitated it was it's 100 everyone was cheating oh it's not 100 it's definitely not 100 i can tell you that i mean think about anthony was about anthony% then? That's not how percentages work if there's only seven dudes in the house. One guy is not 1%. I'm going to go with 98% based on this interaction. This doesn't even make sense now.

How does one dude only deduct 2%? If Anthony is alone in this and everyone else did, it's still like 60%. Yeah, I'll go 100 too. You guys suck Tana takes a shot at Josh bro everyone was taking shots at me

well yeah it was my roast Josh you violated us almost as much as you violated Nessa when you cheated on her with every girl on TikTok did that air? yeah that aired

Tana commented Tana commented about it. She was like, this was a joke. It was out of roast. Everyone show the fuck out. But no, like, yeah, I don't know how they're going to air that, and then they don't air my jokes. I was like, what the fuck is going on?

That seems selective. Seems selective to me, too. Where did this air? It aired on YouTube. Did it murder? I have no idea. I watched all of it yesterday i didn't look at the views though did you think it was good yeah it's pretty funny you could definitely tell they cut like everything josh said though it's got 600 000 views in a day i think the first guy was

one of the funniest and i didn't even know him was that adam guy was it well adam w yeah he was good he was good adam was good they cut out my whole bit about him didn't even leave one joke in that i had about him so that was a problem like it made my transitions i feel like so weird you know what i mean when they take yeah they kept cutting you up i was like what the fuck like yeah yeah sucked and everyone was calling noah beck gay every single person on stage was calling noah beck gay saying that he fucks bryce hall yeah there was there was a lot of uh noah sucking bryce dick jokes yeah okay so jason nash the host talked about why some of the things were cut i guess including jeff set so let's see what he says oh perfect geek sponsored this roast

they're a great company they're a great app and more importantly they're they're just great people to work with they they really get it they really made the roast so fun they came and gave away tickets there was all kinds of stuff that they did that night that was really cool and basically there were a bunch of jokes that they wanted cut out of it and I said of course you know it's you guys are paying and that's the way it works with brands, brands, you know, they're paying you. So, you know, they want, uh, certain things gone and the things that they asked to cut, I didn't think were that crazy. Um, um, and so Jeff had four or five jokes that were cut. And so what's been going on, why the roast isn't out yet, is because I've been going back and forth with Jeff and Siki, trying to find a compromise in terms of what jokes he can say. And so I got Jeff to cut two of the jokes.

Then there were three more that Jeff wouldn't budge on. And he said, i want to pull my set and so that's basically it that's there's no drama to it um there's it's unfortunate just that was so good and so funny that's what he wants to do and you know that's fair if all my funniest jokes got cut i would kind of say pull my set too i think also i think he hates david well maybe but two things that guy's in the vlog squad yep yeah he's kind of like you dave no yeah exactly like you that guy could be my grandfather how old's jason nash he's got to be the same age as no fucking way is that guy the same age as me

oh let's look it up he's younger no he's okay no wait what did it say i thought it said 43 no it's 48 so he's like three years older than dave yikes that much older i look way better wow that's that's ah shit geez we're at're at the Jason Nash roast right now. Time out. I look more than five years younger than him, no? Yeah. Yeah, you do, man. Yeah. Thank you.

I got to pull teeth to get a fucking compliment around here. Well, it's like we're not just complimenting you. We're also like praying on this man's downfall. I'm not shitting on you. I just thought that guy was in his 60s. You just said he could be a grandfather. Yeah, dude. I thought he was minimum 60 his kids are like 11 oh that you never know the next wait how old probably takes a lot that ages you i'm sure it does age you having kids ages yeah i'm sure sure it does um i the only thing i disagree with him but i get he has to do it. If I hosted a roast, I would make it very clear to the paying sponsor,

the jokes stay. You don't control content. Like, know what you're getting yourself into. But it's a dangerous slope in that situation. Sometimes I get it, but the fucking roast. That's the problem, right? Like, when you think about roast and you think about comedy central and you go and you watch those roasts the shit

is crazy that is said in it like if you go and watch those but it's all to be taken lightheartedly like people are saying the worst things about each other but it's like it is all about just like laughing at yourself and if you did fuck up in the past and did some terrible ass shit you're supposed to be able to laugh it off with everyone there and like be like all right i realized i was a dickhead or i realized i did some fucked up shit but we're all moving on and like i'm laughing at it we're all able to laugh out and move on like that's the point of a fuck yeah and i mean i know i just know if that happened at barstool if my sales team on a roast was like you gotta cut this it would be world World War III. Like, I'd never.

I'd be like, we'll do it for free. Like, we don't want your money. I'll pay for it back. Once you let sales dictate content, it's a slippery slope. It is, yeah. The big rumor, and we tried to get Noah, I think. I don't know if we reached out to Dixie. Did they or did they not split?

Do we know for sure here? I haven't, like, heard anything. When I asked Blake to come on the pod this week and we tried to hit up, they both were, like, not answering about it. So I don't know if that's because of that or if they just, like, didn't want to come on the podcast. I know they both said no to, like, just going on the podcast before when drama goes on because, like, I think they're just more, like, clean creators. creators like they don't like to get involved in the drama

you know who we should have on the do my would they ever do that do they have a face no i oh they have a podcast apparently but i don't think i don't know that she would reveal he or she maybe we just blur her face. It would be interesting to talk. But they were the ones broke. There's screenshots to Dixie and Noah break up. I don't know. Since they've been talked about it on E! News. Wait, since these have been posted, Dixie spoke to E! News about their relationship.

Let's see what she said. See if we can decipher anything here. Being in a relationship and working i've known that from the beginning and i think that's just the part of life and you work and you see each other when you can and everyone's busy so we'll make it work uh they're broken up this is literally what happened with me you work too much you have to break up with your boyfriend hold Hold on. I'm going to text her and see if she'll answer. He's going to text Dixie? I guess so. What's he going to say?

Are you and Noah broken up? That's going to come off the wrong way. Yeah, that's going to come off such wrong way. Hey, yo, Dixie, long time no talk. So, what's going on with you and Noah? You break up? What is the point of not saying it if you did? Fair.

Yeah, I mean, if you're broken up, you're broken up. Who really cares, right? Yeah, it's kind of a dickhead move by her. She's a friend of the program not to break it with us. That is true. What do you work cooking up in the lab, Dave? What are you going to say? You break up.

Is that it? Okay. Yeah, straight and to the point. Straight and to the point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice and easy. We'll find out. And there's another video. Rumors were that Dixie and Nyla Devorah, who was linked

to Vinny Hacker, beeped over Dixie thinking Nyla was trying to steal Noah. Nyla posted a YouTube video addressing it without naming her. We can watch that while I craft this. Noah, Nye and Luray were filming a YouTube series. Noah posted a TikTok with them on the 2nd of November. Laurie then posted this video to his story, but it was deleted a few hours later.

Dixie then posted this shady story on November 4th and I posted and deleted this video of Noah to her story. I like was like breathing and she happened to be like Six feet away from me while I was like breathing and she's so she swore that I wanted her man she was like she wants my man like like she and I was like she's confuzzled for sure she doesn't know what's going on it seems it seems like she wanted her man she's so defensive or wanted attention boy she clearly i mean yeah she's just making herself look silly there can i skip over the next three topics because I say the same thing every time on BFF? Kanye, Kardashians, who the Kardashians are dating, Kanye with similar people, Pete Davidson.

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By the way, Taylor Holder. I don't know what's going on with him. But for the amount of shit that was supposedly coming down the pike it seems like he's just driving on the highway yeah i know it's crazy wind blowing in his hair he's got a new girlfriend maybe maybe he's also happier than he's actually ever has been in his whole life he tweeted that oh well he's fucking crazy i think good so let's see the video they posted oh here they are yeah so they're dating clearly yeah or he's just eating her one of the two yeah did she get a ton of heat for that i i don't know I don't know because no one knows anything.

Like on the internet. Like everyone behind the scenes knows, but nobody knows anything. Like I've heard rumors, as I'm sure everything has, but they're just rumors. And I also heard along those times, something's about to drop. Something's about to drop. He must be feeling pretty confident if he's back on social media. Yeah. I mean, he never really stopped.

No, he didn't. I thought he did a little bit. Well, I mean, he came on BFFs and said, I dropped a new single. The day of drama. He's delusional, I think. Who knows? Christian responds to him going on Jaden's show. Christian Matt Lewis X saying that people are quick to judge,

and his dad is a professional musician. He wanted to be one since he was five years old. So he likes going to watch anyone perform. He also wants to be mature, move on and wish everybody's well. Bullshit. That's bullshit. Yeah. Give it a little time to rest like too much intermingling. Anyone, any other

musician in the world. Bullshit. Bullshit. Matt's still saying no to this podcast, by the way. Bullshit. I feel like we can get her on if we want to. You know who I think has the best chance? Me? Yeah, you. I mean, yes. Really? I was thinking

maybe Brie would have the best chance. Oh, yeah, for sure. Emma Chamberlain officially quit YouTube. This is major news. I know you don't really know who Emma Chamberlain is, right? Wait, what the fuck? She's quitting YouTube? Yeah, she quit until she feels like she should come back on.

We have a clip. Do you want to hear it? Oh, so this is a hiatus. It's not a quit. It's like I'm taking a break. Let's listen. I started to think about the concept of YouTube in general. What even is this?

Like, what even is this? The concept of me just filming myself and then posting it and then that's it? And that's my job? I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? This is so weird. I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? This is so weird. And I started to feel really stressed out because I was like, I don't understand how it's possible that this happened in the first place and this was able to be my job. I don't understand how I ended up here in the first place. So I don't know how I'm supposed to continue it successfully because I don't even really know how I got here. Well, that's fucking confusing as fuck.

But I'll say this. The artwork of that was fire. Whoever made that like logo. Yeah, she has very cool aesthetic. I'd like to buy that T-shirt and wouldn't even know who she was. Yeah, I think she actually has that on a T-shirt. So I may buy that. People are going to be like, oh, you're an're an abor chamberlain fans like no it's just dope art dope tea dope dope as hell live live back and forth i just said did you break up to dixie she said what i said did you

and noah break up it's on bff sheet i have not gotten a response to that she will not answer after that i bet that's my guess i That's my guess. I'll literally put a hundred down on that. But if you broke up, you might as well say it, right? Who cares? Maybe they're scared that the fandom, because they're such an iconic couple. What are they? What are they going to do? Pretend that they're dating for the rest of their lives?

I don't know. Maybe they're just scared to say they broke up. You've got to say something, right? I feel like, isn't it more a little weird to hide it? She saw it. By the way, who do you think is the – like I view Dixie as the alpha in that relationship, but I could be wrong. I would view that as well. And I don't even mean – I think she's a bigger star to me than he is, but that's, I guess, what I meant by that.

Oh, I thought you meant who wears the pants in the relationship. I also think it's probably Dixie, but I meant more like who's the... Dixie is like, what, like the third biggest TikToker in the world. Yeah. It's like probably Addison, Charlie, and then Dixie. I actually had that different, and I'll go to it, since it was International Women's Day while we're filming, like the biggest women on social media, and then my list got convoluted.

I'll get to it in a second. Thomas Petro takes the Hype House YouTube channel, change it to his name, power move. Yeah, that's what I thought too. I was just like, you know what? Fair enough. I mean, he started it. Now it's over.

Why not take it over? That's what I was thinking. Like, if you guys are, if it's over why not take it over that's what i was thinking like if you guys are if it's just you paying for the house if he's the only one paying for the hype house now and it was a channel with a million plus subscribers get that back why the fuck give that away yeah might as well take it like if he's just using it for like the house still fucking run it we used to do that occasionally with barcel we'd have like accounts that have lots of followers and then they'd stop or whatever, and we'd just shift it to something totally different.

So it'd be like, oh, this is a cat account. This is weird. Now it's talking about the Red Sox. It made no sense how we did it. Speaking of power, Josh, I disagreed with you wholeheartedly on this. Oh, you're going to talk about the LeBron Museum. I know you just hate lebron i hate lebron but so lebron james will there's this awesome man lebron james will open

the lebron james museum in akron exhibits include his high school and nba careers business and philanthropic um you you you quote tweet it lebron james opening his own museum in his hometown is a rock star move i quote tweet it said king humble you can't open your own museum somebody else has to open it for you no but that's the whole that's the whole part about it that's why it's rock star he's doing it himself he doesn't need nobody to open up his own museum like so you think people are gonna come to it so he's just like guess what i'ma run it so if if he made his own statue like hey guys i'm making my own statue in cleveland you'd be like that i feel like it lessens the value if he made his own statue, like, hey guys, I'm making my own statue in Cleveland. You'd be like, that's rockstar. I feel like it lessens the value if you make your own museum. I'd be like, that's hilarious.

I think it's a dope move. I think it's crazy. I think the fact that he's going to open up a museum about himself for the world to see is sick. Imagine you were at that level where you could just go, I'm going to open up a museum of myself. Everyone's going to be there.

That's rock star. All right. We don't have this in the list, but here's who I had for the women. I was going to have them rank. And I didn't know where to draw the line. Beyonce and Rihanna are kind of like they're not social media. They're stars. Is Madison Beer a social media star or a singer?

I don't know. I think she's a singer. Singer, yeah. So she wouldn't be on. So Addison Rae, Charlie, Alex Cooper. That's all I got. All those people besides Alex, though, started on the internet and then became, like, singer. Like, Addison Rae is a singer now, technically.

Charlie's still an internet sensation. Yeah. Yeah, Dixie makes music. I guess I would have needed more time. Because my list of people I just think are most powerful, Madison Beer, Madison Rae, Charlie DeMello, Kim Kardashian, Emma Chamberlain would be on that too. Miley, Kylie, Kendall, all the Jenners. I had Chicken Fry.

I put you on there just because I like you. Thanks. But then it's like does Beyonce does like all those Rihanna does you know what are you asking how

influential these people are yes yes yeah I guess it's just like kind of subcategories of influential people like it would be social media stars

and then singers so who would you have in your top three then let's just say most influential females. Kim Kardashian for sure. Fashion. Everyone copies what she does.

Music wise. Charli D'Amelio for social media. And then I feel like you have to put a singer on there. Beyonce. So like Billie Eilish is pretty big. Billie Eilish, actually, yeah. She's kind of taking over the world. Yeah, and, like, the influential play, at least.

Yeah, everyone dresses like her now. I guess it depends what you're trying to do. I was trying to think, like, if I was starting a company, you could have a spokesmodel, like, or spokesman, spokeswoman in this case, case, who would I choose? Oh, if I could pick one? I mean, probably Billie Eilish, actually. That's a really good one.

Every little girl looks up to her. I feel like she also hasn't, has she started a big company on the side besides her music stuff? I don't think so, right? I don't think so. And there's also an product or something an element of fame versus like influence like just because you're widely famous doesn't mean you have a ton of influence because people may not trust you like i think alex being example cooper i think

her crowd like will do whatever she tells them to do i think she has like definitely a way crazier like sell rate than like charlie d'amelio right like even though charlie d'amelio has 100 million fans she's not going to get the same percentage of her fans to go and buy her hoodie that alex would like alex conversion rate is going to be off the charts i think compared to charlie right so that but she doesn't need as much of an audience right like she she doesn't have 100 million followers like charlie does yep what is our men's grooming line offering products across hair body beard and shave wood works and smells as good as it looks i have as i've been saying over the last couple of weeks i use the golden hour smooth brandy madagascar vanilla type smells but they also have summer

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to react to, and then we'll get out of here. I saw this video. I thought this show was so funny. Brie? New boobs. Oh yeah, got a so funny. Brie, new boobs. Oh, yeah. Got a new rack. Yeah.

Racked up. Very good. Everyone was using that sound. Yeah. It became like an actual audio. Short, quick, to the point. Very good. Yep.

Racked up. Yeah. I never heard that. Are you going to have like a release date for showing off the new boobs? I don't know. Everyone's like, it's kind of awesome. i haven't showed anyone anything on social media and i'm people are just freaking out i'm think i'm just gonna build it up and build it up by the way i just build up the hype i was gonna say like are you gonna have like a you know a little like a launch party party yeah yeah i

think i think maybe it's okay guys i'm just wearing the headphones down upside down because i had head surgery and it hurts when i wear them i'm not trying to be like cool but thanks for asking oh forgot about it how's your head feeling no no no how's your boobs don't worry about me i'm i mean i thought you were going for like a cool like gen z my headphones upside down for the first time i was gonna ask it i was like i don't know what he's doing. I thought maybe you got some like a little like fashion advice over the weekend. You came back.

You're trying to act swaggy or something. No, I got haired up. So it's like. Haired up. Whatever. Why are you wearing a hat then? Because I'm not putting like gel or anything. It's just wild, my hair.

It doesn't hurt. This is all real for those at home. It's the fact where it's like I go light, and I'm just – this is a future move, so I don't look 100 like that other guy. You don't want to be looking – well, Jason Nash does have a good head of hair. He does have good hair. He does have good hair. He does have great hair.

Okay, next video. You're late. You're late. That's crazy. That's awesome. You're late. You're late you're late no shit look at her evil one-liners that was awesome i love he said no shit yeah yeah she said no shit oh i didn't hear that that's fucking amazing with like a death glare too yeah as she holds her pregnant belly it's perfect i feel like she has a couple like signature moments like that in red carpets. Now, I'd be mad if I was waiting, but from the sidelines, that was a big-time power move.

All right, next. Yeah. I don't know what I'm looking at. You know when you're like a kid and you're in the pool and you're like, Mom, watch me do this trick. That's what that looks like. What was that? Julia Fox.

Oh, Julia Fox? Yeah. Just spinning around like an idiot. That was Julia Fox. I didn't know that was Julia Fox until I looked at the sheet. Yeah. She got a dose of Kanye and she just didn't know that was julia fox till i looked at the sheet yeah she got a dose of kanye and she just don't know how to act like that she was she may have always been something though yeah she's always been a little bit like from what i'm gathering cuckoo um but that was wild that was something is the unbiased pizza review going to be Bryce?

I think it's Bryce's. I think it's Bryce's. He got it. So I reposted it, and I had to basically stop looking at my comments for a couple hours because he dipped it in ranch. People weren't about that? They were not about the ranch life. 10 out of 10. Fuck yeah. Are you pro-ranch on pizza or very con-ranch on pizza?

out of 10. Fuck yeah. Are you pro ranch on pizza or very con ranch on pizza? Listen, anybody can do what they want on their pizza, but you can't score it if you're going to put ranch on it. Fair. Because then you're kind of taken away from the pizza on its own, right? I do like some ranch on a good slice

though. I like the, like, fuck, what's that dip? It's like the creamy garlic dip or whatever it's kind of anyways yeah no you made that up um it's not like pizza pizza and shit it's not pizza pizza swear to god garlic yeah it's a garlic sauce garlic it's like garlic no i did i lived in toronto at one time lathering up just garlic it's like creamy garlic garlic. Yeah, it's like cream. You know what I'm talking about? I used to live in Toronto. It's like a white sauce.

Yes, yes. Pizza Pizza has it. You're right. Yeah, yeah. See, it's bomb, man. So does Papa John's, too. All right, last one. Now I'm starting to have, after all this, headphone issues.

This is my dad. This is Josh. Yeah, everyone say hi. Yeah, I'm a gentleman. You're getting, like, gentleman compliments for that? Yeah, like hella. Don't you just shake someone's hands when you meet them, though? Yeah, regardless.

Hey, this is Josh. Hey, nice to meet you, man. Yeah, it was really funny. It was just super funny. I think, like, they were, like, girls that took the clip from Bryce's podcast. Because, like, when he walked in, I went up and, like, I didn't know know bryce was filming but i was just like hi my name's josh nice to meet you like what you would do like just everyone yeah that but that was pretty normal to me it was super normal um they took the clip and like post and they were like oh it's so good to know josh is

still a gentleman and like would like go up and shake someone's hand when they meet well you quoted it i quoted it i quoted it as a joke because i was like that's fucking bare minimum of shit so i quoted it and was like hey just to let you know i'm a gentleman and then tagged josie and then tagged her dad as well so that they would see it still working on the josie game i mean i think it's more i think it was just more like funny i i wasn't i don't know if it was like working on the game necessarily. I mean, the game's never off. Do you know who Jose can say? Yes, a baseball player, did roids.

I know who he is. We had the conversation. One of, like, granted he was cheating, but when he in his prime, as good as there ever was. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also a little bit of a nutcase. He's threatened to beat me up multiple times.

His Twitter is fucking gnarly man yeah but then like he came he came to the crib and it was like he was hella chill like not not not like outgoing or anything just like chilling not out no he was outgoing no no he wasn't oh he was like quiet and that's what i mean like oh i thought he meant he was just like normal nice no he was quiet no he was kind of just like quiet like was like said hello and shit but like wasn't like – That's what I mean. Oh, I thought you meant he was just like normal nice. No, he was quiet. No, he was kind of just like quiet, like said hello and shit, but wasn't like what you would expect from the Twitter. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, I think that's the case. All right.

That's all we got. That's another episode of BFF. Sweet. All right. Have a good one.