BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - SNOOKI AND JWOWW TALK WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH SAMMI AND RON — BFFs EP. 115
Episode Date: February 2, 2023We start the show with headlines where Mikayla Nogueira is under fire for reportedly using fake lashes in her mascara brand deal Tik Tok, Jeffree Star is posting with his mysterious NFL man, Dixie sta...nding up for Charli on social media, Noah Beck making music, Brent Rivera kicking another content creator out of a hotel, updates on Scar Girl, Julia Fox's tiny NYC apartment and her not understanding a Tik Tok trend, Justin Bieber selling his entire music catalog for $200 million, Logan Paul's incredible WWE finishing move, a finance bro saying all people in their 20s should have a Lambo, and Valentino model Kristen McMenamy falling on the runway. We then get into BFFs corner where Dave has become an Instagram boyfriend and Bri dishes on influencers. We finish the show with Snooki and JWoww from The Jersey Shore (as well as eventually Joey from Out & About) to talk about the original show, some of the biggest and most iconic moments, as well as how it has lived on and what their relationships are like with all of the original cast today. Support Our Sponsors: Raising Canes: Come for chicken finger meals and stay for sauce! Order online at RaisingCanes.com You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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Okay, BFFs, let's go through the headlines.
We have special guest Jersey shore later in the show
um we have a michaela nogger nagoria who was a guest on our show um i don't know about a year
ago or so is under fire after posting a mascara brand deal for l'oreal the deal is in the video
michaela starts off with her natural lashes and
after a few cuts michaela's lashes are so long and full that people are accusing her putting on
fake lashes because no mascara would be able to achieve her transformation um i believe she also
then people like saying she had a prior video where she basically said you could like cheat
the system a little bit like this yeah and
yeah so i knew that because sylvana was actually deep in this controversy um i haven't seen the
internet like go up in arms like this in so long the whole internet is freaking the fuck out about
this so i watched it and i maybe this is because i'm a guy. I just, I can't really,
you couldn't tell.
No,
um,
I'm not an eyelash guy.
Like the scar gets me going.
I was into that.
Eyelashes.
I don't really give a fuck.
What do you think as a female breed?
Do you think it's fake?
Oh yeah,
for sure.
Totally put false eyelashes on.
You can like see the separation too.
Like 100%.
Is she like, this seems like a pretty big deal if you're doing what she does.
Yeah, because she always says that she's very transparent and she doesn't lie about any
of her makeup reviews.
So she claims to be like very honest.
And then this was like a deal.
So she got paid to promote it.
And like you said, she made a video prior, like probably a year ago, talking about how
brands always lie and put falsies on and like, don't, don't be deceived.
And then she did the same thing.
That's why would you do that?
And then I guess Mads Lewis, who I was, it's just every topic we get Mads Lewis's take.
Why don't we just have her be on the show?
She can be part of this.
Like, well, Mads Lewis.
She's been getting into drama
recently like anytime there's something going on she's she's got an opinion on yeah yeah she's
popping in totally unrelated to like the subject so in a now deleted tiktok maz lewis came to
mckayla's defense saying so what if she's lying everyone lies a little bit on social media and
other people would too if they were offered money no that's dead ass wrong yeah so
people were people are like more mad because they're directing all the anger straight towards
Michaela but they're like the big brands lie every day on like tv commercials and hair products so
they're like take it out on everyone not just Michaela I think that's kind of where Mads was
going with it yeah yeah I want to I want to side with mads because she's you know my friend and everything but i don't know if uh that was the right take can i see the now deleted tiktok
yeah do we have the tiktok because maybe it sounds better sounds better in tone maybe it'll
sound better in tone than just you know transcript why are you guys hating on somebody for lying
granted maybe she's lying maybe she's not so? Even if she did put false eyelashes on, why does that matter?
I know it's false advertising, but isn't everything false advertising?
Isn't everything technically kind of lying?
Just a little bit?
You know food commercials aren't actual like all food products, right?
Don't get me wrong.
Lying sucks, but everyone does it.
Especially when it comes to social media and especially when it comes to making money.
Sorry if somebody put $200,000 in your face and said, hey, promote my shitty mascara.
I don't think you'd think twice about it.
I don't know if I like that. That's the dumbest TikTok I've ever seen. That's'd think twice about it. I don't know if I...
That's the dumbest TikTok I've ever seen.
That has some sass to it.
That was crazy.
But I really hope not everyone false advertises.
Yeah, what she tells you,
I don't think what she says is accurate.
And like, so what if she's lying?
What are you talking about, Mads?
Yeah, she also kind of just admitted to being a sellout.
She's like, if anyone put two hundred
thousand dollars in your face you'd do it too yeah that's crazy and I don't agree with that
like yes there's a lot of things like would I go to Saudi Arabia for a lot of money yeah would I
blatantly lie about a product and put no that's like I don't think a lot of people do that no
like that's I mean maybe some if you're desperate but she's not desperate, which makes it worse. She's a super successful that.
I almost don't like that Mads Lewis TikTok more than anything that she did.
I know that was kind of a really bad take.
Yeah, that's why it's deleted.
But Michaela woke up the beast.
She brought Jeffree Star back to social media, which is kind of awesome.
So I'm kind of glad she lied about this mascara.
Jeffree Star reaction.
I'll I'll be back to reviewing makeup products next week these fucking bitches can't stop lying to the audiences and it makes me sick okay so jeffrey's star back in it mikaela has not
commented outside responding to comment is under a video before the incident really blew up and
she's sticking with it's real she hasn't said anything so she was replying to comments
saying um you guys are proving my point like i'm not i didn't put falsies on and then it blew up
and she hasn't said anything yet so i would say her silence is deafening yes for sure like if you
if you didn't lie you would be like i'm not lying and here you go i'll do it again yeah make a rebuttal video
showing my lashes so you got caught lying and that seems for somebody like that the only move
is to come forward admit you're lying and promise never to do again and throw yourself at the mercy
of the court yeah i'm sure she'll come back with the dramatic crying video apologizing uh jeffrey star and it is so anti her brand she's that mass accent i'm so on it
tough um i thought it was her eyebrows this whole time we were talking about yeah that's what i'm
saying god i i don't like josh i'm not gonna i won't bag on you for that like eyelash there's Like eyelashes. There's nothing as far as I know that girls are more confused about what matters in their appearance than like eyelashes and eyebrows.
No one gives a fuck.
I thought we were saying she was putting fake little hair follicles on her eyebrows to make them look more curvy.
Like the bottom one was more curvy than the top.
That is crazy, Joshosh because look at the
side-by-side picture it's clearly the eyelashes like well are you a lash girl like i didn't even
know about the lash yeah i mean i wear fake lashes but like i'll say they're fake when i wear them
no but i mean it's like i i don't like i just have i don't have fake lashes on right now i
wouldn't wear them these are so obviously fake lashes. Yes, see? Good job, Josh. That's crazy.
I feel so brought in on the drama now.
This is awesome. I was left
out. I thought it was obvious. So nobody can
grow lashes like that right
picture? That's just impossible?
Well, what? Are you growing them overnight?
Look at the first picture. Just look at the
fullness. See how there's a top layer
above the bottom layer? No one just has
three layers of eyelashes. Those are from the same video so that was her like progressively
putting on more and more and more yeah but it's like makeup isn't it yeah but you can't you can't
replicate mascara i just don't know why they care about the lashes when i say they the female race
care about lashes at all well well well it's captivating the eyes a batting more
captivating yeah you know what i mean you get a little breeze you're like oh you wouldn't if
sylvana if sylvana had no lashes you would be able to tell there was a difference to be like
you look different but maybe you wouldn't be able to pinpoint it if she had no lashes like nothing
on her lashes like just down yeah but when you put mascara and fake lashes on, there's a noticeable difference.
I don't know because we've had that baby before.
I don't notice.
I don't notice.
I'm not lash guy.
All right.
That's fair.
Jeffrey Star's NFL sticking with Jeffrey Star posted is going to Wyoming with his NFL boo.
The internet went crazy trying to solve who the man with Jeffrey was.
Yeah.
There's three people that they think it is those
kind of look like a kicker's i mean the left and the right what the left is tom brady the right is
justin herbert and even the middle carl nassib i think is a very good or pretty good player i mean
the left and the right are like superstars left being the greatest of all time we think tom brady
is holding hands with jeffree star on a plane.
I'm going to vote.
No on that.
Yeah.
Of course you are.
Of course you are.
You're a Brady fan.
What about Herbert?
He's,
he's a pretty good looking dude.
Yeah.
He's a good looking guy.
He's a young gun quarterback.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Why are people thinking it's them?
So they,
they were trying to match the hands and the shoes. Yeah. And the ankles, they's them? So they were trying to decipher by the ankles.
They were trying to decipher by the hands and the shoes.
Yeah, and the ankles.
They're using like what they can in the photo.
Actually, one girl I think went to the extent of finding out the model of the jet,
seeing how far apart the seats are like feet-wise,
and then putting that into consideration with where the feet are lined up
to try to figure out the guy's height as well. So people are doing some research yeah in the vans they figured out like
every quarterback that has ever wore vans before and then narrowed it down yeah i'm looking at this
next page that's crazy no i have no idea who it could be i don't know anything about yeah and
we'll never know because jeffree star keeps it under wraps. Which is kind of respect.
Yeah, I'm going to vote no on the left and the right and the middle,
but who knows?
Dixie Starr.
Dixie Starr.
Dixie stands up for Charlie.
Dixie stands up for Charlie after fans are overly critical
of what Charlie does and posts a tweet that started all this
with someone telling Charlie to dye her hair back
after getting pink highlights underneath her hair,
which are probably just extensions she can remove anyway.
All right.
I mean, this doesn't seem like a huge story.
The older sister defending Charlie.
They're obviously super close.
I don't know why they care what people say at this point.
Yeah, I feel like they got to be over that by now.
That still sucks because she's so young.
Yeah, you forget how young she is.
Is Noah Beck making music?
A picture's going around that looks like Noah's recording studio,
although Noah tweeted that isn't him.
Fans think he's being sarcastic.
Have you ever heard him sing, Josh?
I mean, no.
That doesn't look like Noah to me.
I think it kind of looks like him.
The studio tagged him in the post.
Oh, so it's him.
Yeah, it's 100% him.
Oh.
I think he's just joking around being like, Oh, that's not that's not even me yeah right so we think he's rapping or singing
oh he can't rap no way no not like josh not like me no you cannot rap um brent rivera had someone
kicked out of a hotel a youtuber tiktoker named tyler olivera was staying in the shining hotel
while brent rivera was there and asked brent if he faked his videos brent got worked up that tyler was bothering him and eventually tyler got kicked out okay there's a video of this
off the top i am without knowing more my guess is he was really bothering him so i'm gonna i'm gonna
go with the guy i think brent was in the right yeah like i agree top just off reading headline
correct agree with you so far.
That's Brent Rivera calling security and then the cops on me after I asked him this.
Do you fake your videos?
No.
It all started when I was staying at the Shining Hotel, came out of my room, and randomly found these two girls in the hallway.
So I walked across the hallway only to find...
What is your name?
Brent.
Brent.
Last name?
Brent. Do you fake your videos? No. Do What is your name? Brent. Brent. Last name? Brent.
Do you fake your videos?
No.
Do you fake your videos?
No.
And then after, on our way to our hotel tour, I ran into them again.
Brent McFerris right there.
We get that louder.
We're filming our thing, you film yours.
Why did you walk up to us?
Yeah.
Like, enter our space.
He's paid $400 a night for the hotel what do you
mean whoa whoa whoa normal gas you think you're elevated beyond an average human
being you must yes kids the worst I don't have to watch it more nice is it
true you kiss your sister breath after begging for the Almighty Brent to
forgive me he called the cops and we were escorted out of the hotel. That kid's the worst.
He's just harassing them.
Yeah.
Well, all you just happened to walk.
That kid's a piece of shit.
He should be in jail.
I feel like it was pretty obvious what he was doing.
Yeah.
He's on his knees.
It's like he's doing this shit for a bit.
He wants the reaction.
That kid sucks dick.
Scargirl updates.
So Scargirl, this was crazy this was crazy like the day after we had scar girl on nbc news at like to the story on her in recent months carried us around annie
pinelli's scars reach fever pitch with people online trying to decipher if the long linear
mark on her cheek which has changed shape color and length over time is real or fake couldn't believe it was on nbc news um josh did dm annie is she coming
uh she said she said something like yeah like come down sometime i don't i don't really know
she said something but uh that's kind of i kind of don't like that that picture of the dm yeah it
kind of makes it seem like it's all fake just to blow up.
That's fan behavior.
That's fan behavior right there.
She posted it immediately.
Immediately.
I don't understand what the big deal you said on the show.
You're like, I'll DM you to do it.
Oh, but it's just, I don't know.
Why screenshot and post on the close friends then?
If it's not a big deal, why did you post on the story?
And this just goes to show another, you can't post on close friends someone's gonna out you totally always always
somebody actually sent me they're like i'm in her close friends or something and she was or
knew somebody facetiming with her and sent me facetime photos and the scar looked real so i
don't know um julia fox reveals her small new york city apartment the internet went wild when julia
fox posted a video of her new york apartment it is smaller it is a smaller two-bedroom apartment
julia said she hopes someday people watch and not feel so bad about her situation
she have what's going on with her eyebrows there she bleached them but the underneath
is growing back dark so it's kind of two-toned huh huh yeah julia said
she doesn't like excessive displays of wealth thinks big houses are wasteful julia said they
also have some mice in her apartment but she doesn't mind it because they'll pick up the
crumbs or sun leaves on the floor yeah i didn't like this because she says she doesn't like
like overwhelming excessive amounts of wealth but then she went to say her favorite date
was going on a private jet and going shopping which means you've thoroughly enjoyed that which means you do like
excessive showing of wealth i don't know it kind of like she contradicted herself a little bit
i don't know i i mean whatever i mean new york apartments are expensive so um what i like how
we have double like we get one julia fox. The next page, Julia Fox faces backlash for not understanding mascara trend.
There's a trend going around TikTok where people tell stories about their past or current relationships, but use mascara to describe them.
So it'd be like, oh, I miss my old mascara, but I don't know if I should use it again.
But they're talking about their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.
TikTok can be so dumb.
So dumb.
Yeah, silly. about their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend. TikTok can be so dumb. So dumb, right?
Yeah, silly.
But she commented on someone's talking about getting sexually assaulted, but she thought
that they were really talking about mascara.
And she's like, I don't feel bad for you.
And he's like, what the fuck?
Well, that's kind of funny.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's like kind of messed up funny, though.
Not like ha-ha funny.
No, I think that's ha-ha funny.
Well, you're maybe a little bit messed up in the
head if you think that no i think what julia fox you think laughing at someone's sexual assault
trauma is funny no but like if you're misunderstanding that like she thought it was
mascara and she's like i don't feel bad for you because she it's like how can mascara sexually
assault you yeah the misunderstanding is funny that's like the trauma isn't fun what are you
trying to get me canceled no of course a sexual assault but i'm just picking up what you're
putting down dave you don't think like the julia fox thinking she's talking about mascara is like
humor hilarious super not funny for that guy or girl though totally it's like a sketch
I'm just thinking Julia Fox
being like how can mascara do that
that's funny
shitty sketch for that person
though like the start of the sketch was awful
for them well yeah for sure
but I'm saying the Julia Fox part
no one wants to be in that sketch
the Julia Fox part Justin No one wants to be in that sketch. Yeah, the Julia Fox part.
Justin Bieber sells his entire music catalog for $200 million.
That's not low.
That sounds so low to me.
Yeah, what the hell?
Like, hey, not to throw the Justins up against each other,
but Justin on Justin Crime.
But Justin Timberlake, didn't he sell his for like $200 million?
Says $100 million here.
David Bowie, $250ie 250 million yeah what the
hell stevie nicks 100 million bruce springsteen 500 million maybe i'm stupid but like what does
it mean when you sell it you just have no rights to your music anymore yeah yeah okay so he can't
make any money off of his music now just that correct now yeah okay yes but i just don't i
don't like do you think he just didn't own a lot
of his music to begin with so then when it's sold he didn't like maybe it's not that bad i mean
taylor did her i'm looking at i mean the springsteen one's crazy it's so much more but stevie nicks
i don't know if that qualifies as like fleetwood mac but that's 100100 million. Timberlake, $100. So Bieber, $200? Maybe it
makes sense. Yeah. I mean, he
hasn't had a lot of new music.
Not a bit.
Logan Paul, I
thought this move was like
the best wrestling move I've ever seen.
I didn't see this.
It's crazy.
We can show it here. You ever watch Matt Hardy?
Yeah, I used to watch the Hardy Boys, but he's never done this Matt Hardy.
Matt Hardy used to jump off the hell in a cell, dude.
But this was awesome.
I don't know, but I guarantee it's highlight worthy.
Oh, my God.
Crazy.
No one's ever done that before?
No, not that I've seen.
He's doing great.
That was crazy. nuts uh jake paul
tommy for free already confirmed i actually reached out to rogan to be like we should do
a live watch party on this because he and i got a huge debate on fury i think fear is a trash can
i may bet as my entire net worth on j Paul. Oh, that's scary. Wow.
Yeah, that's how confident I am.
Really believe in yourself on that one.
What's the minimum amount you'd put on that?
What's the minimum amount you're going to put on that bet?
The minimum?
Yeah.
100 grand.
Oh, that's the minimum.
Jesus Christ.
But it could be a lot more.
I'll see how I'm doing at that point.
Finance Bro says if you're in your 20s, you should have a Lambo.
Finance Bro has gone viral after saying if you're in your 20s,
you don't have a Lamborghini,
that you should have a serious discussion with yourself because it's incredibly easy to accomplish.
Lamborghinis typically go for around 200 grand.
Let's see what this guy says.
I got a feeling this is a troll job, but we'll see what he says.
If you're a guy in your twenties and you don't have a Lamborghini, you should actually sit down
and have like a serious discussion with yourself as to why you don't have a Lambo.
Yep.
Because it's, I realized now that it's so incredibly easy and there's so much money
out there and 200 grand relative to what is out there in circulation and what you can grab,
especially now with AI tools that you can leverage like never before.
$200,000 is Trump change.
This guy's the fucking worst.
Yeah, I can't tell if he's joking.
I don't think he is.
I think he actually believes that.
What?
People are so out of touch.
That felt pretty honest to me.
Would you get a Lamborghini, Josh?
I feel like you would.
Not as my next car.
Well, you're in your 20s no lambo and he likes
to like drag race that was still one of the worst car rides i've ever been on like you weren't even
going that quick he was going brie this is one of the first times we met josh it was me and frankie
he was going a hundred stoplight to stoplight in california my my heart my stomach was in my
i think it was like 93.
We have the footage.
Dave looks like he's going to puke.
Jesus Christ.
I honestly felt like I was going to puke.
That ride couldn't be over.
It's like, er, to the next stoplight.
It's like we're on the Autobahn or something.
It was horrible.
We were driving in a 30.
I actually got pulled over the other day
for going 60 in a 35, which sucked.
Damn.
Teach your kids a lesson.
Good thing he doesn't have a Lambo.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm going to be dead. I want an E30. Teach your kids a lesson. Good thing he doesn't have a Lambo. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, so I'm going to be dead.
I want an E30.
I want an E30 BMW, if you were wondering.
Birthday's coming up, Dave, just in case.
Oh, you are the car giver.
When's your birthday?
January 31st.
Oh, it really is coming up.
Oh, you're almost 21.
Tomorrow I'm 21.
Oh, yeah.
What are you doing for your birthday?
Well, I got to take a shot tonight at 12.
You know what I mean?
Do you not have anything big planned?
I'm surprised Bree's not out there.
My birthday is February 4th.
It's on the Saturday.
I'm rented out a club.
You're obviously invited, Dave.
Wait a minute.
I'm totally confused.
I thought your birthday was tomorrow.
It is, but I'm not going to celebrate on my birthday.
Just because it's a Tuesday.
It's a Tuesday.
Isn't there that lyric, club going up on a Tuesday?
Yeah, there is that lyric.
That is a lyric.
I could have played that. That could have been the theme of the party.
Should have talked to you earlier.
Missed opportunity.
So Bree, are you going to come or what's up?
Yeah, I think so oh so i
knew it yeah working on it that's like how about you dave or are you fake bff well no we gotta i'm
flying to um oh come on arizona on sunday your head yeah yeah it's tough well la is on saturday
so get pretty close to where are you where's your party or you can't say it because you don't want
people to crash it ah i mean i don't think people will crash it yeah we'll have security it's at
harriet's we rented out a club and oh yeah um yeah so yeah um that's like yeah i've been there
that's upstairs at the one right yeah i think so. Well, you said the name model falls on the runway.
Valentino model Kristen McKenemy falls on the runway, takes her heels off to finish
her walk at the Paris Fashion Show.
Valentino has been taking a lot of heat because it's not the first time a successful model
has fallen her shoes.
People are saying they're giving models the wrong shoe sizes, which is why they're falling.
This was an interesting clip i
saw it i made a comment because it looks like she has fucked up ankles well yeah because when she
gets back up without the shoes she still looks like she can't walk correct now and then i saw
the comments people laughing at that being like she's a famous model clearly she can walk maybe
the shoes she like almost they were so messed up she
they hurt i don't watch the clip it's crazy i haven't seen this
it looked like she couldn't walk when she was on her bare feet.
Yeah, that's what's crazy.
Once she took the turn, it looked like it went straight.
And why would Valentino be like, they're not some chop shop.
I think they can get the right size shoes for their model.
None of this makes sense, unless it was a publicity stunt.
Yeah, I don't know, because it has happened before with Valentino.
It happened like last Fashion Week.
Strange.
Strange.
BFF Cornered.
I'm an Instagram boyfriend.
This, I mean, whatever.
I knew this was going to, somebody was going to get this.
We went to the basketball game.
Sylvana's working.
She's wearing Fashion Nova jeans.
Go buy them.
So yeah, sometimes she films my pizza reviews and i have to film take a picture yeah my
boyfriend takes all my pictures and by the way i never get it right it's like we didn't use those
photos i don't know how to take them i always get yelled at you got the little boyfriend's
picture squat going yeah i don't know how to take them like the token the token little tiny squat
you're pointing down you gotta got to point up more.
I know.
Listen, you got to.
You don't know the angles.
No, you don't.
Nope.
I don't.
I don't.
You should work on it.
Bree's influencer episode.
In Bree's planned Bree episode, she dished on influencers and said that every influencer
does drugs, even the ones you don't think would do drugs.
I did say that.
Who do we think doesn't do drugs i don't know which would be
code for saying they do drugs i guess yeah i was just talking about controversy or something
no i didn't think we were just talking we did like an influencer episode and um we were just
talking about how like we're we've partied with people you would never think would be doing that
stuff i think every single person you party with does drugs.
Yeah.
So I'm not surprised by that.
Yeah.
But you'd be surprised that people think influencers don't do that shit.
Yeah, I guess I would.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like I wouldn't be that surprised that they do it, you know?
Or that they fake it. I guess that they hide it, you know? Or that they fake it.
I guess that they hide it.
It's more of that.
Like, of course, they're going to hide it.
You know what I mean?
You're not going to, like, promote to a nine-year-old, like,
hey, go rip some, like, you know what I mean?
Like, that's craziness.
What was the drama?
Joey wouldn't shut the fuck up.
No, it's okay.
Is Joey on this or not i would we want him
yeah i don't know where he ran off to he's getting pulled in all directions yeah i'll text him to
come in okay well we can are we waiting start what what's happening we could start and then
i'm so tall compared to you two because i'm in the high chair yeah you are i was gonna say you could sit here but i think it's the same thing goliath no i'm kidding i'm fine i'm used to looking like
a giant next to her oh yeah i can't help that i'm a small person austin we got what's what's
happening uh did they just text i said maybe he's one second i'm texting joy what were you guys just
gossiping about i know you would love to know.
Yeah, well, you were saying it.
I could hear you. Use your imagination.
Welcome to the Jersey Shore, Dave.
You should totally be on our show.
No, I'm actually, you know, every season with certain girls, we tend to clash and actually this is the first time that i'm seeing someone since a cliffhanger of our season finale yeah yeah but didn't you just say this
person was mad that they weren't here on right now no did i just make that oh no no no not not
about this like about today and earlier so who are you talking about isn't that the isn't this that's like well there's a falling out with
angelina at the end of the season and um she's here it's just that jenny hasn't seen her got it
yeah i'm being very nice i'm being very nice i feel like i'm i'm being 38 i I'm mature. I'm going to tell you right now, JWoww, you got to stop throwing around the age thing because I'm significantly older than you.
So if you keep being like I'm 38 and I'm old, that's trouble for me.
She thinks you're a dinosaur.
Yeah.
I'm 45.
Oh, my God.
You're not.
You don't look it.
But you're also a man, which men can age gracefully and get away with it.
And mid-40s for a man of your stature is-
It's your prime.
Yeah.
You are not even hitting the fine wine stage yet.
Okay.
I like-
There he is.
There he is.
All right.
Come on.
Let's go.
He's got his laptop.
I'll run away, Mr. Portnoy.
I thought you were going to come in your singlet. I'm not allowed to wear exposed'll run away, Mr. Portnoy. I thought you were going to come in your singlet.
I'm not allowed to wear exposed clothing in front of Mr. Portnoy.
Oh, yeah.
Are you all right?
I'm nervous.
Sorry.
Hi, Uncle Dave.
Oh, my God.
What's up, Joey?
All right, so let's go.
All right, so we obviously BFFs.
We have JWoww, Snooki, Joey Camasa.
Do you know Joey at all?
Do we got to do the introduction?
Josh, you have-
Josh, you're on my podcast.
No, yeah, I was on Joey's podcast.
I was on Joey's podcast.
Yeah.
All right.
So Joey, let's start real quick.
I heard you were going to do this and then you tried to bail.
Well, I got word from um from someone they told me to
not come in and now i did who said that it was it wasn't joey's fault it wasn't my fault yeah no
who's fault was it mtv mtv they shunned you from this well i think there's a lot i'm overexposed
i mean i'm a big celebrity here at barstool and i just want to i want to i don't want to
overshine the girls they thought you're going to take away from the interview maybe yeah please stop screaming please sorry okay so let's set let's let's rewind
just for a second obviously well everybody knows i'm always a little curious on jersey shore because
to me you guys are like my era a little bit like i i don't like josh did you actually watch jersey shore growing up uh no but my parents also
wouldn't have let me watch it oh my god i sneakily watched it i'm literally i watched it i'm sorry i
just sneakily recorded josh how old are you were you in middle school no i'm 20 oh my god he wasn't
even born he wasn't even born you were born he was in was in diapers. I mean, yeah, I was a youngin'. Oh, my God.
I was still in, like, the womb and stuff when you guys, I think, were first making the show.
So how familiar are you then with them now?
Like, where...
Well, it was...
It's hard to describe what Jersey Shore was like when it hit because there really hasn't
been a ton like it.
It was that big.
It was just took over kind of, and they blew up instantly.
It's almost the rise of the TikTokers in a weird way when it all happened at once.
Like, where did these people come from?
It was overnight.
It was that fast.
It was probably the number one show in the history of MTV.
Am I right about that?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
So what is your, like, and I guess breed, too.
Like, where do they sit since you guys are a little younger?
Like where do you view them now?
Like were you that familiar?
Would you know them instantly?
Yeah.
Well, I'm 23.
So I grew up.
Well, when did the show air?
2009.
2009.
Yeah.
So I secretly watched it in middle school and I would record it.
And then they were like my celebrities.
Like I was freaking out when I found out they were coming.
Stop.
Yeah.
I'm serious.
Like seriously, love them.
She owns TikTok.
I don't know if Josh really would know.
Yeah, no, I mean for me,
it was like,
didn't South Park do like a bit
about you guys one time?
Yes.
Snooki, Snooki, Smush Smush.
I was literally a whole episode.
Like so honoring.
It was amazing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's, I think, like, how I first.
So you met Snooki as a fucking fat rat humping people.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's how I was first introduced to you.
Perfect.
And it was very similar, I feel like, in public,
in, like, the celebrity realm in which I remember when Dixie,
not Dixie, when Charlie started blowing up and she started going mainstream
she was like at the NBA all-star game and people started kind of almost resenting her in a way
they're like why is this person from there you get like Snooki was everywhere like you literally
couldn't turn on the TV without Snooki being in something and it crossed from MTV to just
everywhere with I'd say celebrities trying to grab onto your shine
all the like Jersey Shore to build it was just it was everywhere it was just the biggest thing
ever the fact that's still going is I know bonkers I mean we think the same yeah but we have no idea
but we're blessed and we're grateful for it um and how's Joey what do you like what like
what what is your role I know you he was on the show recently yeah and you like? What? What is your role?
I know you.
He was on the show recently.
Yeah.
And you like met Snooki doing her makeup or something?
Yeah, we met many, many moons ago.
I was a celebrity makeup artist in Hollywood before I got hired over here.
And I got.
I was 2009 at the height of her thing.
And I'm supposed to do her makeup for some big, big, big video shoot.
And she runs it like 25 minutes late and she comes in.
And I always say like, it's's like who's Snoopy for that character
from Snoopy that has all the dirt around
and the dust and all the smoke
Linus she was like Linus
but it was like hair extension spray tans and booze
and she's in like Southern Comfort
and she comes running in and I was like I have to do her makeup
and she's like so hungover she goes will you do a shot with me right now
it was 7am I said
you know Snooki from Dressy's Choice asked me to do a shot with her.
You have to do a fucking shot with her.
So I did a shot with her.
And then we started binge drinking throughout the whole shoot.
And then we hit the ground running.
Yeah.
We were besties ever since.
Never looked back.
Yep.
No.
So I don't know if, Bree, you have any questions or like Josh.
I'm more curious the continuation of it and like your relationships with mtv and
things like that like do you always want to do more or do they have to like wave checks in front
of your faces to do more like what what is that like because you both have families there's
probably an element i know i've read snooki's like you don't want your kids involved there's
an element of being in the public spotlight for so long now.
Like how do you enjoy doing it still?
Or is it now, you know, a money thing like combo?
What's that like? My ongoing joke is I quit every season.
Oh, yeah.
Jenny quits every season.
And it has nothing to do with MTV, nothing to do with production.
I bring my kids.
I don't know if you know anything about
having kids but when you're trying to i don't work children cameras in your face um stay up to 3 a.m
getting up at 7 to then be a parent uh off camera it's it's just mentally exhausting so i quit every
season and then me and the owner she's production. But she's always back. Yeah, the owner of the production company
just like,
she's like,
is it okay to hug you
or are you still like,
you quit?
And I'm like,
no, I'm okay.
I just needed to have
that mental breakdown.
I don't think it has anything
to do with money.
I mean, the money's nice
because, you know,
we want to feed our kids.
Yeah.
But it comes down to like.
Are you guys rich?
I say we're not.
You're rich.
Yeah, we're not.
You're rich.
We're well off. You're you're rich but we're well
you're like up here we're like i saw your mx um points my points well to my defense though i've
been that is because i when i started it was just me and now the whole company still runs on amex so
and i won't give them up that's like my pride and joy yeah i'm a big big amex guy that's nice
yeah no it's huge so okay i got i'm just rifling through questions at the top.
So anybody wants to like jump in any time.
The realness of it.
It's a reality show.
My impression of it is it's very real.
Like the relationships and you guys, it you guys would be like Scorsese and De Niro if you could act some of the things that you're acting.
What level?
I always give this example.
I have a place in the Hamptons, right?
And next door, they rented a house for real housewives of Miami.
And I was like peering through the trees, like spying on them.
That's kind of weird.
They were redoing scene after scene like i could see them
be like oh yeah housewives is totally scripted yeah so what with it with you guys any of it or
is this all like you always hear people after different shows the bachelor being one for sure
they're like well they're just cutting it up and it's not really what's happening i never really
got that vibe with you guys um yeah i would
say definitely the our original show was nothing was manufactured nothing was scripted because we
were in a house 24 7 cameras in our faces for a full month so i mean you don't need to you know
script anything i would say now though because we don't do that anymore, producers have more of a choice on where we go vacation-wise.
For, like, permit purposes.
They have more ideas, but then they just throw us in the scene
and we just do our thing.
But we don't have a script.
They don't tell us what to do.
We don't reshoot things.
Like, that would be crazy.
But I would say the fact that you said, like, we are really close,
we are really real, that actually kind of backfires
with us because we're very protective of each other so I would say our real group chat and our
real lives are more crazier than the show but because we love each other so strong like if
there is a storyline that production's like hey do you want to like talk about this? We're just like, no. And we
all will shut down. So we're as much we'll give everything and we'll put it on the table. But at
the same time, we also pick and choose because we're very present in each other's lives. And
we've always said if this ends tomorrow, that's still the godmother of my child and she's still
the godmother of mine. And I'm never going to do anything to hurt
her or hurt myself and so that can be probably frustrating for production oh totally that's
where we differ from housewives we don't throw each other under the bus because we genuinely
do love each other and i mean all shows are in for ratings you guys are significantly as you
talk about older like so you know when you were thrown
into the first i mean it really was a game-changing reality show i assume you guys totally didn't
know what to expect or what you're getting into and now like you got families going on family
vacation it's a little different walking down the jersey shore and having people get like knocked
out on camera and stuff like you know the one punch stuff I mean I can still see it happening
just hit my test
did you see that
wait you guys I want to knock someone
out every once in a while I'm not gonna lie
but yeah Angelina didn't you knock
someone out didn't you knock someone out for Snooki
when she was like drunk on the beach yes
I was actually the only cast mate
and I'll still say that to this day that like threw
hands with that dude that hit Nicole.
Yeah, she was.
None of the guys?
No.
No, the guys were just like, what the fuck?
But Jenny actually was like beating the shit out of them.
This was like the first week you guys were even in the house.
You weren't even that close of friends with each other.
But thank God that happened because I feel like the punch in the face like made everyone be like, what the fuck is this show?
Like I need to tune in.
Like a guy just punched a little girl in the face like made everyone be like what the fuck is this show like i need to tune in like a guy just punched a little girl in the bar yeah and also i think chemistry wise it made everyone
realize like they liked me because i felt like an outcast we needed to get punched yeah i needed
to get punched to be liked so it's actually on our sheet and it's not funny at all but when you
read it it's actually very funny but as a a standalone sentence, it says Snooki.
And it has the original picture of you.
Snooki was unliked in the house until a man punched her in the face.
I mean, that's literally what I just said.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it was traumatizing.
Traumatizing.
It was really scary in the moment.
But I mean, looking back at it now, it's like, what the fuck was going on?
Did that guy get arrested?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay. He got arrested.
And then his father
ended up doing like an article
in the newspaper
saying how I ruined his life
because his son can't get a job.
He was a teacher,
wasn't he?
It was your fault.
He was a teacher.
Yeah.
It was my fault
that he punched me in the face.
He was a teacher?
A teacher.
Oh, that's terrible.
Yeah.
That's nuts.
Good thing there was cameras there.
I mean.
Yeah.
There's also.
Oh, sorry.
No, no, you go.
No, I was just going to say it also showed a whole new level. I mean, like there's also oh sorry no no you go no I was just gonna say it also showed a whole
new level I mean like something like that a man hitting a woman it was not a thing you put on
television or you really see at least me growing up so to see a raw moment like that as you're
sitting with your friends taking shots and someone just gets punched like it was such a
like it was such a it was insanity
for especially for like
I mean the show the ads
like people watching and then
I remember MTV wanting to black it out
and I think they did
yeah I remember they didn't show it
yeah that was like
traumatizing yeah
what is the arc been
and this is I feel like
well it could be everywhere josh you could speak
to this a little bit but i know for a fact it's a northeast thing definitely a jersey thing where
it's like if you start being coming popular people start just hating you where it's like
oh what are these people doing out like what are they famous for how has that arc done a full like circle for you guys now do
you still like do you like it's almost like a jealousy thing and which is like we're we're
hated in new jersey i feel oh everyone hated us still like we're not like that i mean yes you are
on the shore yes you are like that's how our life is you were there in the summer yeah so i definitely
feel like people definitely hated us still see i think it's comfort because i'll give you an example we went to my fiance's aw event in
newark and they announced that we were there and the whole fucking place we got food food
i'm like jenny and then i'm like i left like left like I was like mortified. Oh, my God.
But I was just like, hide me.
I slid under my chair.
I'm used to that, though, because when I did WrestleMania, when I walked out, the whole
80,000 people with booze.
And I'm like, fuck me.
Yeah.
I was like, you know what?
I'm going to win them over with my frickin back handspring.
Like, I'm going to pin this girl.
It's going to be amazing.
So I won them over. But I feel I did tweet about that in real time. Snpring. I'm going to pin this girl. It's going to be amazing. So I won them over.
I did tweet about that in real time,
Snooki. I was stunned by that.
That wasn't that iconic? That was great.
Yeah, I talked about that in real time.
Maybe it's just like a Philadelphia Eagles,
like a Northeast, like they boo just
to boo, you know?
Philly scares the crap out of me.
Philly scares me. Didn't you go there
and get booed too? philly terrifies me oh yeah
they're always like on fire and burning shit too they're crazy wild so where do you guys stand
and we have more on this like cast mates the so um sammy sweetheart has never come back right
am i wrong about that that's what she made it clear. Yeah. Yeah. She didn't want to come back. Are you guys friendly with her?
I am.
Yeah.
I mean, I've tried to reach out and say, let's just do a dinner.
Like, it doesn't have to be anything crazy.
Like, the fans want to see you.
Like, let's just do a quick girls dinner.
That's the last I spoke to her.
She said no.
She didn't want to come back ever.
Like, she's good.
And then she blocked me.
So.
What's the reason?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You have no idea. I didn't know. You have no idea.
I didn't do anything to her.
No.
Is it just Ron?
She doesn't want to be back around him?
Well, he's not on the show anymore.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
I forgot about that.
Ron has like the most problems going.
Yeah.
I forgot he went through all that crazy shit.
He's working on himself right now.
But he was on the latest episode you were on.
Oh, that was old oh okay okay you were just
posting yeah i would have bet my bottom dollar with him being gone we could get sam back to come
back if she still wasn't in it so she's she probably has ptsd just anything in that relationship
was so toxic with her that like any mention of her reminds her of it and it brings things back
of what happened with her i think yeah i think she she DM'd me about pizza. What is her... Shut up.
Is she sliding in your
DMs? Oh my god.
What is her Instagram? Sammy
Sweetheart, I think.
That's pretty straightforward.
Yeah, with an I.
Have I ever slid in your DM? Now I'm like,
delete, click.
Oh, Dina's obsessed
with you. Yes, Dina's in the back obsessed.
No, I didn't.
I'm making this up.
Maybe she unsent it.
Yeah.
She could have.
No, I maybe made it up.
I thought she did because I remember.
Maybe you dreamed about it.
Yeah, it wasn't like a thing.
I thought it was about pizza.
I could be wrong.
When you talked about your group chat, the real group chat you had earlier,
is there anyone left out of the group chat
Ron and Sam
but everyone else is in it
we have another group chat
we have a lot of group chats
we have the sisters group chat
which is just me, Jenny and Dina
our mom group chat
and then the boys have a separate one
and then it's all of us
and then we have one with Angelina
and the producers and everyone so we have a separate one and then it's all of us and then we have one with angelina and the producers and everyone okay so we have a lot of group chats uh-huh and it can get
real messy real quick especially if two of them are going on at the same time yeah oh yeah you're
saying something oh and you text in the wrong group chat yes yep and you're like i've done that
i like that button oh yeah now that works yeah i hate that um you should be allowed to unsend did you guys see
this huge party that was just done by all the influencers jersey shore uh it was here have you
seen this party assume you have alex aurel was there yes alex said that she i took her address
from me yes i was so flattered oh so here's the guy you haven't seen it gonna get me blocked now
this is gonna get me blocked unfortunately so under is going to get me blocked, unfortunately.
So under her TikTok, she was saying like,
I wanted to be Jenny.
I don't know.
What are we looking at right here?
But the thing that I got kind of like taken back was
Sammy commented under it.
Oh, what did she say?
Like something very positive.
And I was like, oh, I thought you don't like the Jersey Shore anymore.
Oh.
That's going to get me blocked.
I mean. Oh, you're not blocked yet you you don't even what you just said you definitely still have a little beef with Sammy the way you just said that no I just I tiptoe because like we I would kill
for her to come back I would like to at least know the reason why she wouldn't come back we've never
and maybe that's just a selfish part of me where i just i want to be like did we do something wrong or like is it just because you buried this back in 2013 like
it's just like that thing that you don't know and it's just kind of frustrating but then you go on
and make like tiktoks about us or like you know things like that or comment on it and it's like
are you are you done with us or are you not? Well, she's very positive
on her TikTok about Jersey Shore.
Yeah.
Like always talking about it
and saying I'm Sammy's sweetheart,
but then like refuses to come back.
And talk to you guys.
So it's like,
just come back for one thing.
When's the last time you saw her?
Dina's wedding, right?
Years ago, yeah.
Oh, and that's probably
the last time you guys talked?
No, last time I talked,
I reached out to see if she would do a dinner.
And that was it.
You guys, I'm interested by this because this party, I have the sheet.
So it's Father Kells, which I'm not 100% sure who that is.
Victoria Viriero, don't really know.
Do you know these people?
No, I don't even know who do i do yeah um father cal's more
instagram uh father cal's was like an instagram girl and she's like really big in la hangs out
with like all the top stassi baby i definitely have heard the name that's kylie's best friend
yes no what noelia ramirez don't know olivia o''Brien we've had on the show. I know.
Harry Josie.
I know.
Jaden Hostler.
Obviously we know.
Alex Earle.
We know.
Dixie DeMello.
Zayn Hajaza.
I don't know.
So it's all TikTokers?
You're so popular with the TikTokers.
Yeah, Pauly DJed it.
Yeah, Pauly was there.
You have to already look at the pictures.
What the fuck?
It was in LA and it was her birthday and it was Jersey Shore themed.
So everyone went crazy.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that looks like me.
Yeah.
That's a good Snooki.
Yeah.
I don't know what those two people are.
Those look like two J-Wows.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a J-Wow?
The one on the left, I would say.
Oh, that's Stassi.
Dixie is probably.
Dixie D'Amelio.
I think Dixie just went somewhere else and came over.
She went to a rave and showed up.
Harry Josie, I don't know what this is.
That's Vinny.
Vinny?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, Vinny, yeah.
Oh, he tried.
Yeah.
The wife beater's kind of like Vinny.
And the tattoos, I don't know if they're real or fake.
The bare midriff doesn't really read for any of the guys. No. That's a wife beater is kind of like and the tattoos i don't know if they're real or fake the bare midriff doesn't really read for any of the guys no it's a wife beater
oh so this is alex earl she took from you that's what she said yeah comments i used to wear dresses
similar to that yeah she looked good okay that's me fist pumping all right well that's me on there yeah so yeah that's he was me
yeah um hair extension the blonde the blonde streaks that's literally what she looked like
why didn't i see these this is why i say i'm so old you have to get on tiktok they talk about
you guys all the time you guys aren't on tiktok i am but i do but it's like a mom thing yeah i
stalk like i don't post i just love looking
at like all the new generation and you guys have ever gone to any retro parties like this
where it's like by the way i mean i would love to that'd be fun we threw one in real time like
we had a so barstool was just probably getting underway we had had a party at McFadden's in Boston called the Jim Tan Laundry Party.
Pauly DJ'd it.
I can't.
Yeah, we had an actual tanning booth.
Like, I was bright orange.
I just kept going in.
Who'd you dress up as?
A thousand times.
We had Jim Tan.
We didn't dress.
It was just like Pauly was there and get a tan.
So I was just very tan.
Like, I mean, tanner than you guys were.
Yeah.
Back in the day.
You need to invite us next time.
Literally.
This was probably season two.
Like, we could be the dancers.
I'm down.
We used to do it all.
We had Mr. Belding at a party.
We were doing it all back then.
Oh, my God.
So random.
Yeah.
All right.
So tell us about the show that's coming out.
The family vacation.
So MTV doesn't get mad.
By the way,
Joey.
Yes.
I've never heard you this quiet.
I'm nervous.
Yeah.
He's being weird.
He's like,
I don't know like what questions to ask you on my podcast.
Like calm down.
She's coming out and about next.
I'm your best friend.
You guys have a podcast.
You're holding back. You're holding the questions for your podcast. I am. No, that's true. and about next. I'm your best friend. You guys have a conversation. You're holding back.
You're holding the questions for your podcast.
No, that's true.
Oh, that's fair.
He's leaving the energy.
Yeah, I need the clips.
Can't give him to us.
So what are we looking forward to for your show?
Well, more drama, unfortunately.
Well, this season we're traveling a lot.
So Mike is randomly in a cornhole tournament.
So we end up doing that.
We're staying in a lake house.
It's freaking weird.
There's lap dances and it's a lot of stuff.
I'm pretty sure Vinny finally has sex with Angelina.
Possibly.
Yeah, it says that they're flirting and they're dating.
Oh, yeah.
No, it's freaking weird.
Have they ever had sex?
Yes.
Yeah, back in the day in Miami.
Yeah.
It was recorded.
Oh, wow.
We need some privacy. We need some privacy.
We need some privacy.
Who said that?
He did?
Yes.
Can you guys get out?
Me and Angelina need some privacy.
Have they ever rekindled it?
He's like a virgin.
Ew.
Yeah.
Disgusting.
So we went from there's a big cornhole tournament to Angelina and Vinny fuck.
Basically.
Yeah. Literally like that. So we're at ESPN and then we comeina and Vinny fuck. Basically. Yeah.
Literally like that.
So we're at ESPN and then we come home and it's that.
Yeah.
Oh, perfect.
Then we wake up and we fly to California for your wine.
Yep.
And then we get wasted.
So what is the premise of it?
Like, I know you're traveling.
Is it traveling all over the place or like one spot?
We didn't intend to.
It just happened this season.
Yeah.
I feel like they actually were following
our lives and what was happening. So like
I was going to California. Mike's going
here for Cornhole.
Dancing with the Stars.
So it's like a ton of trips.
Little trips.
They're globetrotters. And then we go to New Orleans
for the Big Banger.
That's the Big Banger? Angelina and
Vinny in New Orleans? Oh no, there's more Big Bangs in New Orleans. There's a Big Bang where there's the big banger Angelina and Tiffany in New Orleans oh no
there's more big bangs
in New Orleans
there's a big bang
where there's a cliffhanger
possibly
I was very shocked
this is what I was told
alright we got a game
for you guys I think
fuck, marry, kill
Brie
and so we can let them go
I'm copying this
for my show
you are?
I just saw Jen
do you have your notes?
oh yeah here you go
I'm scared of her
damn it
who makes those Austin
Devin
okay fuck marry kill
oh
come on
the big three
I'll do it
Mike, Pauly, Dean, Ronnie
you guys all have to do it
I don't know
I don't know
if I can do this
I'm marrying Pauly
because he's the richest
same
I'm
I'm uh
fucking Ron I'm killing Ron and marrying Mike oh. I'm marrying Pauly because he's the richest. Same. I'm fucking Ron. I'm killing
Ron and marrying Mike.
Oh no, I'm sorry. Marrying Pauly
because he's the richest. You're going to fuck
Mike?
I don't want to kill him. I don't want to kill
him either. I don't want to kill anyone. I don't want to fuck
anybody. I'll fuck all three of them.
Thank you. You fuck all three of them.
We're marrying Pauly. We're marrying Pauly.
Yes. Yeah. And we're killing Ron? Killing ron killing why not okay fuck it i'll do it that's how i
figured this one yeah paulie's really they did say incest what is paulie wearing what what is
that shirt um that says looks designer he's very into designer brand. Yeah. It looks like it's off-white. Oh, attaboy, Joe.
Out and about.
There we go.
Okay, next.
Okay.
Oh!
Vinny, Danny, and Uncle Nino.
100% killing Danny.
I'm marrying Uncle Nino.
I'm killing Uncle Nino
because he takes all my roles.
He's always like,
anytime I'm up for something,
he always ends up doing it.
We were supposed to go on a family feud one day
and I was up for it
and they cut me
and they added an Uncle Nino.
Oh, I remember that.
Wait, is that true?
Yes.
I remember that.
But I think I flew to LA with you
and I was supposed to be on it
last minute.
Oh my God, yes.
For the uninitiated,
who is Danny
and who is Uncle Nino?
So Danny is the Shore Store owner,
so he was our boss
back in the day.
On the boardwalk.
I would definitely kill him. And then Uncle Nino is Vin Shore store owner. So he was our boss back in the day. I would definitely kill him.
And then Uncle Nino is Vinny's uncle.
So he's like the fun uncle that comes and he loves his wine and he can't speak.
And it's amazing.
A gentleman.
We love him.
I want to fuck and marry Vinny at the same time.
A mute.
You can do that for us.
Yep.
Do they still do Vinny?
Does Vinny still have his double shot of love? No. No, they did three seasons and I think that's us. Yep. Do they still, does Vinny still have his double shot of love?
No.
No, they did three seasons
and I think that's it.
I think MTV literally gave up
on trying to find him love.
Yeah, he's not gonna find love.
You just can't.
Yeah, like just stop.
Got it.
There.
Angelina, Dina, and Sammy.
Oh no.
Well, I'm marrying Dina.
Yeah, I'll marry Dina because she's a really good wife
she's a phenomenal
I'll fuck Sammy I'll fuck Sammy
and then bitch you're dead
I'll bang Angelina
marry Dina and I'll kill Sammy
okay for the pity fuck
nice
I'm definitely
I'm marrying
I'm marrying Nikki
these are good ones
yeah
Nikki is a phenomenal cook
she would take care of me
I'm fucking Jen
so you're gonna kill Lawrence
I don't know
I guess so
cause Jen's
fucking wild
Jen will kill you
before you can even get to her
no I feel like Jen's a freak
in the sheets
freak
for sure
I'm banging Jen
that'll be a crazy fuck
yeah I'll bang Jen
right I want a crazy fuck
you gotta have one
I think I'll marry both
Lawrence and Nikki I'll yeah I can't kill Lawrence I want a crazy fuck you gotta have one I think I'll marry both Lawrence and Nikki
I'll yeah
I can't kill
Lawrence is too sweet to kill
yeah
throuple with Lawrence
and Nikki
I'll marry Lawrence
she has such great style
she does
and her house is beautiful
yes
I mean this
I don't know who these people are
but Nikki is gorgeous
these are the girlfriends
these are the girlfriend wives
yeah
got it
girlfriend wives yeah
oh that's it
that's it
oh thank god
yeah
that's easy Jesus alright's it? Oh, thank God. Yeah.
Jesus.
All right.
Brie, Josh.
Josh, you've been very lively.
A lot of questions.
I know.
I mean, I'm sorry. He doesn't know who we are.
He's like, I've been Googling.
I saw something.
Who are these girls?
I brought myself Park Ammo in, and that was kind of it.
Usually, it's reverse.
Usually, I'm like, wait, what's going on here?
Now I know. I'm in the upper hand.
So the show premieres Thursday, January 26th.
We have a trailer.
We can drop that in there.
Any last questions, Bree?
Yeah, what was your actual favorite season to record?
Like the best season ever of the show?
I would say season one
because we didn't know what was going to happen,
where it was going to happen. We didn't know the name or the concept of the show. I would say season one because we didn't know what was going to happen, where it was going to happen.
We didn't know the name
or the concept of the show.
So we had free range
to do whatever.
Production didn't give a fuck about us.
They were like,
you want Duncan,
you can walk the streets
without like having to be-
Were you even getting paid?
You didn't have so many roles.
No pay.
You get like 200 bucks.
Well, we get $200 a week
at the Shore store.
We really worked there.
That's crazy.
So I was like,
oh my God,
I have $200 for the weekend? It was
insane to me. Shots!
Because anytime I would go to a bar,
I only had like $20 to my name. And then I hoped
I would find a guy to buy me shit.
So having $200 in my pocket
for the weekend was freaking amazing.
Now look at you guys.
Look at us.
Barely surviving, but yes, look at us.
It's always, I always wonder that interesting mix with reality shows,
like the success depends on the casting, which is perfect.
You know, like if you're doling out the success of the show,
like in pies, the concept of the show, the casting director, you guys, all of it. So it's like an interesting, like if something's off, the show doesn casting director you guys all of it so it's like an
interesting like if something's off the show doesn't you know take off it's really right
place right people right time all of it yeah crazy yeah all right well i appreciate you guys
coming on everybody check out uh family vacation um it was nice talking to you guys congrats on all the success thanks Dave
see you guys
thanks for coming on
bye
that was fun
do we get free cans now?
oh yeah
it's coming in
alright who's ready?
who's ready?
for the first time ever
the fam is fist pumping their way
across the USA
on Jersey January 26 across the USA.
On Jersey, January 26th, they're traveling shore to shining shore.
From dancing through Hollywood.
We are backstage here at Dancing with the Stars.
Hey, there he is.
To cornholing in South Carolina.
Guess what?
BDS is a corn star.
Get your stack.
Give the hole.
Where am I?
Getting wild in wine country.
We're definitely getting kicked out of the place.
And it all leads up to a big trip to the Big Easy.
Hello, Bourbon Street.
They act like they ain't ever seen Guidos before.
But even during the biggest family vacation ever,
you like him.
Just say it.
You like Vinny.
The fam is getting bigger.
There.
Go on to play Jersey.
Where are we going?
Jersey Shore Family Vacation.
New season premieres Jersey January 26th at 8.
Watch on MTV.