BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - SQUASHING THE BEEF WITH JEFF WITTEK — BFFs EP. 58

Episode Date: December 9, 2021

Jeff Wittek finally joins the podcast to squash the beef with Dave/Bri/Josh after the excavator incident. We play the fan favorite f*ck, marry, kill and talk about which influencers are doing their hairstyles the best. We recap this week's headlines including Jake Paul/Tommy Fury getting cancelled, and Dixie's Jingle Ball debut. Support our Sponsors: DatChat: Download DatChat for iPhone and Android in the app stores Right Now... or go to https://barstool.link/DatChatBarstool to get more info and download DatChat. Roman: Go to https://barstool.link/RomanBFFS to get your first month of Swipes for just $5, when you choose a monthly plan. Taki's: Face the Intensity.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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I was talking to Kareem about it and what he was like, I was a coward because I didn't come on. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. Because you trashed him a little bit and then weren't here for the show. I know.

Um, so very good interview. Uh, that'll be a little bit and then weren't here for the show. I know. Fucked up on that one. Very good interview. That'll be a little bit later. Let's get into the subjects. Tommy Fury pulls out a Jake Paul fight. I feel like we've been all over this one, a winner on this one, because I've been saying I had no interest in this fight from the beginning because I think Tommy Fury is a horrific boxer.

He said that he basically had a respiratory condition or infection, but he kept training while sick for four weeks. But he was so weak, he doubled down pain throwing up and had a clean break to the rib. Still wants to fight, but the doctor told him no. And then I guess they put the screenshot of the broken rib in there. Tyrone Woodley. He's just the call-in like back up right

away two weeks i can't imagine anybody's gonna watch this fight now they said they'll get 500 grand extra if woodley knocks paul out but i just can't imagine anyone's gonna buy this fight what do you think about tommy pulling out do you think it's like he's scared or do you think he actually is sick broke the ribs real I would guess it's real. I mean, I feel like that's a huge thing for Fury, right? That fight was. It was a lot bigger for him than it was for Jake. Yeah, right.

And I feel like they'll eventually fight anyway. So I just don't see why he would pull out. Unless he had to. Yeah, unless he thinks he's going to somehow get way better with more training. Yeah, more money or something. Yeah, but I don't think going to somehow get way better with more training. Yeah, more money or something. Yeah, but I don't think he'd ever get more money. So, yeah, it's interesting. We'll see what happens.

I mean, I just have no interest. I would have had interest maybe if this was the fight the entire time, but coming off such a short. Yeah, it's kind of weird. It's like, did they know this was going to happen all the time? But do you really want to watch this fight again? No, I don't. That's the thing.

I don't either. No, I really don't. So anyways, that was the lead subject. I don't even know how that was the lead story. I guess it's a big deal. Tristan Thompson's cheated again. He's being accused of cheating on Khloe. They're back together?

So he got a Texas trainer pregnant while he was still dating Chloe. And all the court documents are coming out now because that woman is filing for child support. So he's being retroactively accused of cheating? Yes. So the timestamps date back to her getting pregnant while he was still dating Chloe. But they're not dating now? I don't think they was still dating Khloe. But they're not dating now. I don't think they're still dating now. I think they're just co-parenting.

I don't think you can be. I guess you can. The headline that we wrote, Tristan Thompson cheated again, but it's retroactive. Yeah, but he got another woman pregnant while he was dating Khloe. But it's the same cheating. Yeah. Well, then he cheated on pregnant while he was dating Khloe. But it's the same cheating. Yeah. Well, then he cheated on her while she was pregnant, too. If you're caught cheating, like, once while you're with somebody and then you break up, you go to a, like, you're not, I don't think, especially if you're, like, an NBA athlete.

And if you've been caught multiple times, don't think there's any oh my god he cheated with two girls oh 20 girls oh 100 like he's a cheater yeah i don't think the shock value really changes there yeah but the whole thing was like the kardashian family accept him back in and were super nice to him because they all hated him and like he was going to be better and then he was cheating the whole time stupid yeah that's a stupid, it was a stupid move. It was a stupid move. That's TV, right? What is this alleged? That's not my phone, is it? No.

The alleged text message here with Marley. You know how I feel. My feelings haven't changed at all. This is Tristan talking to her. Won't be involved at all. By the way, if you think having this baby is going to make you some money, it's completely wrong.

You're aware that I'm retiring after the season, so in terms of the support, it will be whatever is required monthly for someone who's unemployed. make you some money is completely wrong. You're aware that I'm retiring after the season. So in terms of the support, it will be whatever's required monthly for someone who's unemployed. It's Texas, so it'll be only a couple hundred dollars. So you're better off taking the 75k I'm offering because you won't get nothing near that with having a kid with a father who's unemployed. That's a sweet message. What a douchebag. Tis the season, baby. A father who's unemployed. That's a sweet message. What a douchebag. Tis the season, baby. A father who's unemployed.

A couple hundred bucks. What a good guy. I'm going to be honest. None of it surprised me. None of it surprised me. But why would the girl, I guess it could be like religious reasons, but why would you want the baby of a guy

that doesn't want your baby? Yeah. Well, maybe she wants her baby. It's a money thing. Well, then if it's a money thing, then each people, nobody's like an angel in that situation. Yeah, right. Both people's morals are a little bit crooked, for sure. Dixie and Charlie perform at Jingle Ball.

Dixie made her debut. And last time on this program, you were basically saying she is now a notch below Aretha Franklin, right? What? Didn't you say she's a really good singer, Dixie? I mean, she's a good singer, but I said she was a notch behind Aretha Franklin. No, I'm exaggerating, but when I watched her show, she wasn't very good, but I guess as the show progressed, she became very good? Yeah, she got better.

She's been practicing a lot. This was like her first live performance. Okay, let's watch it. Something that I'm doing Inside the miniature tunnel Night to my face When we shoot the gun Saturday night In the end of the gun I'm calling it

She can feel me She can close it in the end You turn me to a cyclone Looking for something In your old phone Talking to the girls In your white note Never really got me

To type though You turn me to a cyclone So she was really singing there. Yeah. That was awesome. Yeah. That was fucking awesome. Most of the people like that don't sing. And that was like her first real live performance.

No, that took balls for sure. And Charlie was a backup dancer. I don't know if she was in that clip, but Charlie came on and danced for her too. Wait a minute. The internet was quick to criticize Dixie and Charlie saying her and I don't know if she was in that clip, but Charli came on and danced for her, too. The internet was quick to criticize Dixie and Charli, saying her and Charli don't deserve to be there when other people work on her, and she sounds poor live and needs

help of autotune. What are you, what are those people listening to? People just get mad at everything they do. Is there another clip? Is there, like, a clip we're not seeing? Yeah, Dixie's performance, too. That was stunningly good in my mind. And by the way, this whole argument, they don't deserve, they don't work.

The Jingle Ball and basically everything aren't charity events. They are trying to make money. And whoever is in charge of booking talent has decided that they will make more money by having Dixie perform. So you can shut the fuck up if you have a problem with that. That's every field in the world. They're not doing that. Why would they put them up there if they didn't think it benefited the Jingle Ball? Well, I mean, the only people that are complaining about it are the people that are wishing they were there, right? So it's just Dixie and Charlie stole their spot. Yeah, the whole crowd was enjoying it too at Jingle Ball.

Let's see Dixie performance number two. Are you kidding me? Yeah, that's great. So can anybody sing? I don't know. No, she was a singer before. Like, I guess she was singing when she was little. Because I saw the show and she was not good in the episodes I saw.

I'm like stunned how good she was right there. Yeah, she's killing it on stage. She must have been putting in the work. She must be in the studio for hours. Well, that's my question. Like, so, all right. Oh, are you saying like if anyone puts in the time? I want to be a pro-album.

Oh, 100%. No, 100% anyone can sing, bro. Have you heard, like, videos of Ed Sheeran when he was, like, 14? What he sounded like? No, I don't think. I don't think if you fucking nuts. Ed Sheeran is, like, the best. I don't think if you put in the work, you can sing.

No, no, no, go listen. I swear he talks about it. Listen to the video of, like, Ed Sheeran talking about he sounded like ass when he was 14. I mean like dead goat apparently. But you can – no way. You can't just learn how to sing. Isn't that like a gift? Isn't that the little tricks he did?

What I'm saying is I wanted to be a pro athlete when I grow up. Guess what? I could practice all day long. I can't run a 4-140. I can't throw a 97-mile-per-hour fastball. There's certain things. I don't care. I'll never be a 4-140. I can't throw a 97-mile-per-hour fastball. There's certain things. I don't care. I'll never be able to do it.

But if I – well, I'm such a bad singer. But could I – like she's so good there. I can't believe it's the same girl. But there's like also help on the vocals and the mic and stuff. Do you think the mic has auto-tune though? Yeah. I don't think that's just like her raw voice. Nothing behind it.

Right there? I don't think that's just like her raw voice no nothing behind it right there i don't think so what yeah it was there uh there could be yeah there could be stuff on the mic like to adjust uh there's definitely like there's a lot of singers who won't do what she just did they will not go in front of a live audience and truly sing they just yeah yeah yeah i'm not i'm not taken away from the guts it took to win out there. That was, like I said, some ballsy shit. But I think it's probably, it's just a testament to her putting in the work. That's why she definitely sounds better now.

First thing I'm doing when I'm done with this pod is like going to Spotify and like downloading our entire library. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was more on the Brianna vibe. I think I'm going to go get singing lessons after this. Yeah, let's see who can do it first. Well, I told you, Josh, you should have done that a long time ago. You get the looks, you get the voice.

Pop star. Bam, you're done. Thank you, dude. Thanks. I'm stunned there. FouseyTube pushes girl. I don't know what FouseyTube is. The guy Fousey, you know him?

Oh, Fousey. We've had him on. Yeah, FouseyTube was previously involved in, I've met him, yeah. He's a nice guy. Involved in, well,y. We've had him on. Yeah, Fousey was previously involved in that. I've met him. Yeah, he's a nice guy. Involved in, well, maybe not. Helping with TikTok or YouTube. You don't want to say that.

I don't know if you want to side on that side. He's under fire after joining the Reality House cast three episodes of the YouTube series. That's a mouthful. The Reality House cast three episodes into the YouTube series are influenced to compete in different challenges. the reality house cast three episodes into the youtube series are influenced to compete in different challenges for the challenge to win money pushing a girl on his first episode mariah aka lava girl twitch streamer was talking about fusi in a confessional with the other contestants saying he's good at his show but he doesn't know personal space he's not welcomed with over arms unbeknownst to mariah fusi was in was in the room during her confessional. Fousey

was not happy about this. And after going back and forth, Mariah ended up pushing her away by the head. Let's see Fousey push Lava Girl. You're trying to save each other. No, f*** you. All your money's gone. No, no, no.

No one touches that girl. Listen, Fousey, you can't put your hands. Don't do that. Yikes. I actually don't think that. Like, he didn't. That was kind of like talk to the hand.

Look at this. Yeah, but he did. He touched. Yeah, you can't do it. That's a rule. That's, you know, that's how you get kicked out of, like, real-world world rules challenge every time. But I thought he was going to be like Brandon Walker.

I thought this was a Derek Henry stiff arm. That was much more like a talk to the hand thing. I get how it's a big issue. But I don't know that I'm saying that's a put. That was more of like this and then she tried to push him away. That wasn't a guy-girl. A guy could do wasn't a guy-girl, like anybody could, like a guy could do that to a guy,

a girl can, that wasn't like I'm pushing you, at least in my mind. No, I'm not saying you shouldn't kick off personal space, but the lead up, I thought it was going to be like violent. I thought he was going to hit her like that.

Yeah, yeah. That was more like talk to the hand. Yeah. Of course Bryce has to get involved. I'm wondering, I'm looking at'm looking come on now bryce was not happy about this show ended on bryce getting bryce is on this show show too yeah yeah all right so bryce got heated with fousey i love that we're calling him fousey what are we supposed to call him it doesn't even fucking matter he's fousey now it's foosy but yeah okay. He's Fousey now. It's Fousey, but yeah. Okay. No, it's Fousey. It's Fousey.

I wouldn't touch a woman the way you touch a woman's head. On the head? That was on the face, dude. On the head with the foot. On the forehead. On the face. On the real foot. You'll see it when it's in the show.

If it was anywhere in the face other than the forehead. Don't even doubt it. Dude, that was probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen you do. That's a factual statement that's on video. Bro, none of us are lying to you. Ever. None of us are lying to you. So touching a woman's head is not a joke.

Is not a joke. Is not a joke. I promise. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Oh, God. Bryce gets mad fast. So that's a push. It's the snaps.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Now, that's a real push right there. That was like a throat jab. Yeah, so I agree. Like, I'm not saying it was the right move. You shouldn't do it, especially when you're on camera, everything. But I agree with what Fousey is saying. It's like that was not an angry, like... Can we watch it one more time?

Yeah, I want to replay on the Fousey. Yeah, that's what I want to watch one more time. Whatever we're calling him now. I want a Fousey replay. Why would Bryce agree to be part of this? That looks like the worst sleeping arrangement of all time. Fousey, no. Fousey.

Fousey, the hand to the head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're trying to save each other. No, f*** you. You are what he's on. Are you? Yeah, he shouldn't have done it. He shouldn't have pushed.

He should have just done that. He, like, pushed her head down. Yeah, it's the push back at the end, you know? Like, the little back. But she does it right back. That's the whole, like, hers was this. They did it to each other. I don't know.

He started it. It's obviously male-female. I get it, and you off the show. But I don't – I don't know. You can't do it, but I don't – Yeah. No, I get what you're saying. It's just like how do you make that mistake when you're on a reality show? Let me say this.

It doesn't give me like domestic assault vibes. Like that. It's not on that plane. It's just being an asshole vibe. Yeah, more like you're a douchebag and you can do whatever you want. Yeah, yeah. Because like how he's defending it too,

that lets you know like, ah, it's a little douchebag vibes. Yeah, it's like, I just touched her forehead. I just touched her forehead. I do think Fauci or Fauci will be. Show me the replay.

I think he will be kicked off the show. Yeah, for sure. Oh, 100%. MGK stabs himself accidentally, stabs himself in the hand after throwing a knife in the air, trying to catch it to impress Megan Fox on their relationship, and he went without medical attention. These people always, I don't even want to watch this story.

They always have weird shit like that. I have no interest in this. Yeah. You know what's funny? You know what's funny, Dave? Is people are actually saying that, like, MGK and Megan Fox have, like, ruined the whole allure or, like, the spice to their relationship because of these interviews. Yeah, I can see it.

It's, like, too much. It's, like, so over the top. And they air it all out, too. It's, like, leave some mystery in there. They just, like, tell everything. There's nothing to the imagination. See, theashians have kind of done that perfectly eh where they leave a little bit to the mystery they're out there a little bit the whole pete david yeah sucking on necks like they got it down to an art would you throw a knife to impress megan fox though no would you josh you yes no i i do like throw a knife to try to catch a knife.

No, I wouldn't. Do you think they're weird in private too or just as like a public? I almost feel like, well, he is. Weirder in private. Weirder in private. Think about it. Everyone's so much weirder when they're like alone. You know what I'm saying?

Britney Spears' therapist sketch. Britney Spears poses a skit of her interactions with therapists and says she was forced to pay to go to therapy for 10 hours a day, seven days a week. This is her. 10 hours a day?

That can't be right, right? Seven days a week. This is from her Instagram, I guess. As much therapy as I've had to do against my will, being forced to pay

and listen to women telling me how they're going to further my success is a joy. No, really. 10 hours a day, seven days a week. No lie.

In this beautiful nation, it would only be fair for me to dedicate my success. It's a joy. No, really. 10 hours a day, 7 days a week. No lie. In this beautiful nation, it would only be fair for me to dedicate my life to skits to the wonderful therapist. Bunch of emojis. I generally thank you, dear sweethearts, for your efforts. The end is me celebrating. It's clearly over because my medication is working. America.

Psst. Balls. And kiss my motherfucking ass. And then we go to Britney Sketch. Yes. She's really on the cussing vibe, eh? Because she's allowed to do her own shit now. Oh, just wait till you see the video.

Oh, I think I've seen this. I'm here to help you, key number one. So relax. Totally relax. Lay down. Do what you have to do. Just a couple of questions. Don't worry about it. Everything's gonna be fine

But the psychosis of what's going on in your head kind of goes into mine, too So we need to just clear these blockages so I can do my work That's what it's about I need to do my work for you to help you succeed succeed yes I'm feeling fine I had a great year I'm having great days I think we need to figure some things out um are you breathing well are you eating well are you okay daily and what time do you go to sleep at night because i'm here to help you holy shit fuck balls whoa girl fuck wow oh my god holy shit wow fucking balls eh yeah holy shit balls it's kind of sad like i weirdly for me it's like her videos are actually like making me think she should be in some sort of therapy.

It's sad. I mean, that's kind of sad to watch that shit. That? You think it's sad? I think she's trying to make fun of, like, her therapist, though. I think she looks, like, crazy. Yeah, I'm going a little with Dave here. It's like.

But the whole thing is, like, she's free now, and she wants to be crazy. I hope that's true that i that if i cared about somebody i saw those videos i'd be like those are alarming yeah no it is like the ending of that video do you guys even comprehend what it does anyone know what it meant what no like when she was just like does anyone get it yeah it didn't make any sense it's because like she wasn't allowed wasn't it because like she wasn't allowed to make her pretty much say what she wanted to say. Yeah. So now she's saying, oh, I'm going to cuss, so it's showing she can speak freely.

Yeah, it's just crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. It's nuts. I mean, also being kind of not locked up in jail, but being locked up how she was in her life probably does make you go a little fucking nuts. I'm sure. No one would actually know what's going on there uh sad story oxford high victim honored a big 10 title game i actually went to it but the guy tate mailer uh meyer football player for michigan hero was the hero yeah who tried to disarm the victim very very obviously sad story i don't know what else you can say about it. It's a tragedy. Anytime there's school shootings, anytime there's any shootings, really.

It was cool. Michigan won with 42 points. Yep, very cool. And I went to Michigan, so I'm obviously rooting for them the rest of the way. All right, Chanel Advent Calendar. Chanel is under fire after a TikToker named Elise started a series opening her $825 Chanel Advent Calendar. Only realized the calendar is full of useless products and the good products were all mini versions. Elise TikTok series opened the calendar combined has over 50 million views.

The president of Chanel, Bruno Pavlovsky, has commented on the incident saying Chanel thought the gift would please customers and that they will be more cautious in the future. Like Chanel gives a fuck. You paid for $800 for a fucking advent calendar. Also, how much does a bottle of you think like fragrance from Chanel cost? Right off the bat. Just like a regular size one. That's what I'm saying, right? I saw this is it though

yeah it is it's $200 my favorite one is $200 if you you can't if you buy anything from Chanel

or fucking Louis Vuitton or designers you can't complain about the price that's the deal yeah that's the whole of course they're robbing

their customers you paid for it there's a chicken tender shortage. That would be a problem. This is a problem. This is a huge problem. But I don't get how. And it hasn't been like, I know we can go get chicken tenders anywhere right now.

Yes, I got them all week. Yeah, so I don't know what this is. Not a lot of tenderers out there, maybe. No chicken? Maybe no one's just smashing chicken. It doesn't make sense to me. Josh and Gruen make Forbes 30 under for 30. We skipped the next one because I don't think people care.

Josh, that's a nice honor. Yeah, no, it was pretty cool. I mean, that was a big goal since I started doing entrepreneurship. Were you guys, I just have a picture of you two next to each other. Is that how it appeared or did you have your own? Yeah, I believe that's how it appeared. That's how it came. Why'd that happen?

Did Gruen make that happen? I don't know. You both deserve to be on it. Who else is on? Little Huddy for his music here, one of the founding members of Hype House. Bella Porch for the fourth most followed TikToker after serving in the Navy. Abigail Barlow, Emily Beer for creating the unofficial Bridgton musical on TikTok, which is now nominated for a Grammy. Chris Collins for being an influence, also Canada's most followed TikTok.

Don't know who that is. Devon Rodriguez for TikTok's drawing people in New York. Jeff Wright for his TikTok sketches, landing him a job on Seth Meyers' show. Interesting list. Was Cooper on there, too? I thought she was. Yeah, I think she was on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I think there was maybe a different section for specifically podcaster. Maybe she was called a podcaster or something like that, I think. She was definitely on it, too. It was good to have Gruen on there too. Like you said, he deserves it as well. Leo shit talks Barstool according to the gossip site

Doxmo, Deoxmo. But was he shit talking us? Was he shit talking Barstool really? Well, of course. So this website, this handle, they used to talk about me every day and then just stop. So that's, I guess, I don't know. I guess I didn't care.

But it kind of was an ego boost, even though most of it was not true. But you can say anything to these people. And they openly are like, it may or may not be true. But there was something on their story that said I was at the – somebody submitted this. I was at the Standard Miami eating lunch day. My husband freaked out because they're sitting next to Leonardo DiCaprio. He was with a bunch of his boys talking shit about Barstool, according to my husband. Nina Agdal came over and told them to order the crudite, so he did.

It's a crazy thing to make up. I mean, it's pretty specific. It is pretty, but I mean, come on. We're pretty zeitgeisty, guys. Like, we're pretty fucking zeitgeisty. What does that mean? We're in the zeitgeist. Oh, and just like in the common, like.

Yeah, no, I'm glad if he was talking about it. And it's definitely because you two said he's gross. No one ever said he was gross. We said Nelly is hotter. I bet the conversation was like the older guys, the only one who has his head on his shoulders. I'm pulling a little Fauzi over here. Check the fucking replay.

Yeah, replay the things. Actually, what was said, in current time, look at it right now today. You put them side by side. Nelly is more attractive. That's them two. We have more people coming onto our team, Josh.

All I'm saying, all I'm saying, we know this. It's just a fact. We just know it's a fact. Look at Nelly. The guy looks so young still. Now he's going to be talking

shit about us again. I'm just saying. Yo, Leo might have been one of the most attractive dudes in his prime. Still got it. He's still got it.

We got some videos to react to. College dropout tour. Brie at Florida State. I may have added a couple of these. Yeah, I really, I know. You've seen them? I don't want to see them. Have you seen them?

No. What are they? Wait, you added them, Dave? I had a couple that I added. You got from the Barstool Boys. This is sweet. This is sweet. And you won't know who is not against Brie or against anybody, but.

You want to watch her FaceTiming Josh first? Sure. Oh, the girls go crazy for him. Wow. Oh, look at all the girls on Josh. They go crazy for him. It was fucking wild. Did you have a heads up of how that was going to go down?

No, I was just like, I hope he answers. Because there was girls in the front like, can you please FaceTime Josh? You know what was so funny, Brianna? I don't know how, but I just didn't have your number saved. Oh my God. What the fuck? So why did you pick up? Yeah, that's how. I don't know how, but I just didn't have your number saved. Oh, my God. What the fuck? So why did you pick up? Yeah, that's crazy.

I would never answer. Listen, listen, listen. So I'm sitting with Gavin. You guys remember Gav, right? Yep. Yes. So I'm sitting with Gav. He's beside me.

We're watching Spider-Man. We're doing a little Spider-Man marathon because the new one's coming out, you know? So sitting there, and I get a FaceTime from a random number, and I look at Gav, and I was like, should I answer this? And he was like, should I answer this? And he was like, because I was like, I wasn't going to. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, answer. It would be weird for a random number to FaceTime me. And I was like, all right.

So I answer it and it's like tilted up to the roof. And all of a sudden I just hear coming out of the mic. So I like turn it down, see Brianna there. But no, it was funny. I would never answer a random number. That's crazy the way we do yeah have you gotten we talked about this one of his boys this dude evan have you gotten to the bottom of this yet josh so we went out to dinner i haven't he was friends with girls i'm friends with and have known for a long time they're friends of him we We went out to dinner. My man said, I got to go to the bathroom and just left halfway through the dinner. I've never seen anything like it.

We still, we got to get him actually on the pod to be like, dude, people are like, he left. I'm like, no chance he left. He just, you don't leave like that. Like I'm talking full middle. Wait, Josh's friend? Yes. Full middle of the meal.

Not Gab. Like the main courses had not arrived yet. Josh, FaceTime him and ask him right now. That's crazy. Should I get him a little FaceTime? Yeah, see what he says. Get the answer. Alright, alright, alright. When was this?

Like two weeks ago? No, Evan literally FaceTimed me when he was at the dinner with Dave. I said hi to everyone. It was fucking impossible to hear you guys. Josh wasn't there. I wasn't there. All of a sudden, I don't know if it was on the pod or I texted Dave or something.

You just asked off the cuff, how was that dinner? I was like, oh my god. Your boy pulled one of the all-time moves. Irish goodbye? Irish goodbye. Just left it mid-meal? Mid-meal. He may have ordered dinner and it didn't arrive.

Although I ordered it, actually. No answer? He declined. Oh, damn. So, that was a good video. All right, next video. Which ones are mine? I've got two that... I only have one, so they're all yours, probably.

What do you mean you only have... I have, like, 30. Yeah, I only did one. Well, I have all of them. Of the whole thing? No, we have all of my shit, but I wasn't going to put, I only did one. Of the whole thing? No, we have all of my shit, but I wasn't going to put it on BFFs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I had two.

What do you got? Well, does TiVo work on this show? No, he used to a long time ago. Let's just watch the clip first. What is it of TiVo? Let's watch the clip. This is the first one. So this is Brianna's producer. This is my

camera guy, yeah. Okay, to be fair, we are recording a music video and that was his favorite part of the song and he's like I need to get it whipping up in the kitchen and he's in the music video that we posted all right and he does very good work on that explain this one then oh what's this one so what is a hype man what is tivo's job? That's a great question.

It's a great question. He wears a lot of hats. He's like my security. He's my producer. And then if you need a fedora just out of the blue, just grab it off his head. Because now I've seen, I saw videos of him at a different club. He just seems shit-faced. No, no, no.

Okay, to be fair, this one was the last one of the spring. And we had our event, which was that night. And then the second night was just like, let's celebrate the tour. Okay. Because, like, is he supposed to be videoing during these? Yeah, but he does. All the videos are. Does he?

Well, how much can you get? Like, 10 videos of me popping champagne bottles? You know what he is? He's like a mini-gaz. Like, from those, like, Paul's like a mini-guess. Yeah. From those, like, Paul's supposed to be the camera guy, but if I need stuff done, I take the camera, because he's too busy, like, partying.

So I saw those, like, whoa. Yeah, but he gets it done. He does have fun, too, though. You were together in Cleveland, remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was there. Yes, correct, but that wasn't a Bree event. No, no, no. So it was different. It all right blonde hockey oh yeah i've seen this this is funny

i saw this too actually hockey boys tyler segan has a type eh that had yeah that to be. You know it's for Tyler Sagan. It's got to be. 100%. Celebrity bing bong. Fuck your life. Bing bong. If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm going hard.

Bing bong. What do you want to tell Joe Byron right now? What's up, baby? Take me out to dinner. Hey, yo. That's from Side Talk. So those guys are geniuses. They were in the office about two and a half weeks ago because I wanted to hire their asses.

But they've blown up so much. So for people who don't know, they're basically New York. They're two kids in college who make these videos. They're in college. Yeah, they go to NYU, I think. The bing bong is like the subway station when it pulls up bing bong like when you get on yeah the doors open and close so to new york and they make these videos that one went viral but yeah they they got their shit together they were

like flying out to la to meet with like hollywood types when i met with them right before but big stoolies and like brilliant yeah their videos went super went super viral. That's the biggest thing on TikTok right now, that sound. The big bob. Lil Nas. Every TikTok video is about that. Yeah. Artist falls on stage, pants come off. What a title.

That's what's his face. That's Lil Nas. Is there a reason it says artist? Yeah, they didn't want to spoil it. That's a kind of useless video. All right. I didn't even, like, his pants barely even fell off. No, he had to hold his skirt up the whole performance, and then he fell.

And he tweeted the video and was like, the universe was just bound to embarrass me. Those were all the videos we react to. We don't have, obviously, the, I think we're staying away from the Savannah stuff. There was the one we're trying to figure out. I put on mine. We can put up the one she did of me, which was the... She, like, tried to prank me with her toenails.

I saw that. No, I didn't see this one yet. It kind of flopped. Well, that's what I want to talk about. It's on mine. She got put into the spin cycle, which I always get put into. Like, look at those numbers. You can't post that.

Like, I don't understand TikTok. Like, hers always do numbers for the most part. This did nothing. And I actually thought it was pretty funny. So I put it on mine, too, just to be like, what the fuck? And mine's doing way better than hers. And mine never do better than hers it's gotta because people scrolling don't know don't see either of you or know her name as much as yours i know my bitch love me does she have fake nails on my nail

are those fake you did that just to like fuck with me but my thing on it that's that was my favorite part when you go those fake no i didn't know what the fuck. She's capable of anything, those nails. But no, because she's going viral without me now. Like, hers always do. Well, yeah, because, like, she's so pretty. So that's a fair point. Like, it's just a pretty.

That's a good point. Fair point. We may have to discuss that back home, that maybe she should keep her face in it. That probably would help. Yeah, because people are like, oh, hot girl. It is just like a random foot, and then it's face, face, face, face, face. Like if Silvana showed her face first and was like, going to prank my boyfriend.

No, but that one's, I guess, kind of ass. Isn't that your ass? No, that's her ass. That's your ass, Dave. Oh, that's my ass. Right. Dave, you're just packing heat in them jeans, bro. Fat ass.

No, those were the BFFs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were. Oh, nice. All right. So we got the interview with Wittek. Is that it? Yeah, I think that's it.

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We had a dust up that we got to settle. So this all, and I think even as you and I are talking right here, my guess, I could be wrong, is you had no idea who I was when the original clips like kind of came out. No, no, no. I knew who you were. You got hurt seriously in an accident on the excavator, busted eyes, serious, serious shit. And we do BFFs, and we have people who put the entire, like, basically program together what we're going to talk about. And for the most part, most of the stuff— Who does that?

I want the names. Oh, trust me. I want the names too, actually. It was Kareem. I'm actually on the same side. It was probably Kareem. Let me ease the tension here, guys. Look, I wouldn't be here today if I still had an issue, you know?

I know how it is. You read headlines. I do a podcast myself, and you just go off the headlines. Oh, this guy put out a documentary. Who gives a fuck to watch the whole thing? And then Josh's opinion, I get. You know, I use his soundbite all the time on my podcast. It's just an opinion. It's just an but um and we had it so we again to set the stage we we

get the story and then we talk about it and at that point part of what makes i think bff's interesting is what you were alluding to like i've never been in the collab network world like barstool started as a newspaper it grew up up on, like I'd hand it out. And I just didn't even know that world. Like I didn't know who David Dobrik was until like two years ago. And so I remember a girl being like, he's huge. I'm like, no, he's not. It's like, I'm bigger than Dobrik.

And then I found out who the fuck Dobrik is. So I just didn't know the world. So we get a story and you're in the accident. And then you have the documentary after. And we commented on it. And we were definitely negative about you, but it wasn't like a personal it's like oh we hear a story we give the take yep so in the take do we have it we have the take right oh let's roll it yeah let's play the clip yeah this let's just shove it down his throat a little bit

do we have do we have it for doing this i like the way you handle all you know you're straightforward yeah this is Play the clip. This is the full reaction to what you guys said. Yeah, so I sent it today, and this will play what started this debate. And then I'll tell you the stuff I started hearing about you after where people, to be honest, were like, I think you guys would get along. We're both sick in the head, so I feel like we're bound to be good friends. So here we go. Jeff Wittek broke his face doing stunt for David Dobrik video.

So Dobrik's still out here just doing shit? No, no, no, no. This is called the vlog squad is now realizing David is gone. They have nothing left to make money. And now he's like, let me go on this rampage where I'm going to come up with a documentary. I should have been on the West Coast doing this podcast in the room with Josh. Yeah, you should have came over here. I feel like Jeff Wittek is also milking the shit out of this.

That's another soundbite on my podcast. She's not here today, Brie. What I heard, and I heard this actually before it even came out. I heard this five months ago when David stopped his vlogging. His whole break from vlogging was essentially because this, actually not COVID, I heard. I i mean from an outsider without knowing any of what he's dough brick was huge i don't know any of these other people are they're doing shit with dough brick so they get huge and make a living so he puts you on an excavator slings across the ocean your face busts open a couple

views you know the game you know the game it remind me i say it later of jackass well yeah like yeah i mean it is like jackass you get shot out of a cannon and into a fucking brick wall the game. It reminds me, and I say it later, of Jackass. Well, it's no different than fucking Jackass. Like, you know the game you go in, you get shot out of a cannon and into a fucking brick wall and Uncle Vito comes running out

and, hey, that's a wrap. You get views. What's the difference here? Don't complain. Your face gets red. You want to have clout?

You want to be part of the vlog squad? You're in a pretty good face right now. Big deal. That's what I'm saying. They did it. It's not like

David made them do it. He almost died. Big deal, dog. You want people to know who you are? Would people know who you are if you're just walking down the street, punching a clock, 9 to 5? No. So shut up and get thrown off an escalator.

So there it is. There's the video. You shouldn't have played that. I'm pissed off again. My fucking blood's boiling. Listen, it was a sensitive topic. You know, I obviously I was hesitant to put the thing out. The reason I kept the thing a secret is because I didn't want to make a hit piece on my friend. I don't want it to come off that way.

Obviously, it was an accident. If it wasn't an accident, somebody be in jail or somebody would have their fucking eye pulled out. You know, I'm trying to get past it by putting out the documentary, sharing my situation. This is what it is. I'm putting this out to help people. If they went through an accident, if they're dealing with mental health shit, I feel like the best way to help people

is share your situation. Even though I come off like this asshole fucking, you know, that was the point of putting the thing out. It wasn't a cash grab, Josh. I know that's, I headbutted the excavator. It wasn't a cash grab, Josh. I know that's – All right. I head-butted the excavator and almost died to make money in clout. No, we said you're capitalizing on the opportunity after.

I think that's what it was like. I don't think anyone – and to be honest, I didn't even know how serious the injuries were at the time. But once it happened, it's like, all right, it happened. What do you do next? You just said one angle. We were like, all right, yeah,. What do you do next? You just said one angle. We were like, all right, yeah, it happened. You might as well monetize it and get the most out of it. We're all a lot more similar than we think here.

Turning a negative into a positive is a good thing to do in life, and I feel like you guys do the same thing. You would have done the same thing. With the pod? Yeah, that's what we do with the pod, essentially. I would have done that a thousand times. But I think the issue was none of you guys watch the documentary, which is cool because I'm a headline guy too, and I talk about stuff on the podcast. And I just do it to break balls.

I don't really give a fuck. The whole thing with the podcast, you're supposed to stir shit up, give your take, and read your brand deals. So no, you're 100%. We didn't – I can't speak for Josh. I had no knowledge of it beforehand. It was like, I see a headline and I just riff on it. We go to the next headline. So I like the, again, I wasn't as deep in it,

but I was surprised. So then let's fast forward because Josh calls me because you called Josh. Yeah, Jeff called me. Yeah, Jeff, you called me at, at when i was at i was at the old like not the house i'm at right now i was at my other house and you were calling me and like i was like yo what's up and it got like you got a little you got a little heated on that phone no that's just how i am i was just fucking around i felt no emotion the whole time i was just trying

to uh was that true so that's what i'm you don't want to mess with me at that point were you really pissed i knew that by putting this documentary out and sharing this story, I was opening myself up to criticism by not just other people in the world. I knew I was going to get a lot of shit and comments and people would share their opinion. But seeing people, not just a hate comment, like one of my peers, another person in the same business as me, I was looking to have that situation happen and then make an example out of somebody. So I was like, perfect. These guys are fucking with me. They called me out and they had this shit take. Now I have something to play off of and I could have fun with this.

Got it. That makes sense. So to a degree, we're not that far off because there was a switch at some point. It's like, all right, this shit happened. Obviously, you don't want it to happen. But once it happens, you make the most of it. And, like, again, as what we do, I would 100% make content out of it. I don't think there's anything wrong.

I think the original thing, which I still don't know, like, are you and Dobrik, like, cool now? Or were you real? My thing was like, yeah. I know a lot of people are, you know, confused about that too. But what would you do in that situation? If I never forgive him and live the rest of my life with this other person who, obviously, this shit was an accident. It was stupid. It was very dumb.

But moving forward, you can't go back in time. What can I do? Do you want me to have beef with this guy for the rest of my life? I know I could pull his eyeball out and squash it on the floor like John Fury did and Tommy Fury's father. That's why he went to jail for four years. He's not allowed in the country. He can't come see his son fight. Do I want to do the same shit?

I can, but I'm just going to end up back in jail. If it wasn't an accident, he'd be in jail. So what do we do now? Do I want to listen to the internet saying that, oh, you shouldn't be friends with this guy anymore? I understand some people feel that way, but I thought a lot about this. I talked to a lot of smart people. Talked to my family. I was friends with this guy very close.

We're best friends before the situation. Now I'm going to let this accident fuck up the rest of my life and my relationship with him you know so yeah i and again this is an outsider perspective if and i'm get it if what do you do josh i would be friends with him because it was truly like you didn't think you were in danger and i don't think he thought you were in danger right it was a true accident it was a true accident what i was gonna say jeff is like what what was how did his behavior like change after kind of thing like did you see a difference in like all right i feel like some things could have been handled a little better you know okay some things could have been handled a little more

mature and yeah that was the only thing that i was a little pissed off about but like was it a visit in the hospital right he's a lot younger than me and i i gave him the benefit of the doubt with that for a while and then i got a little pissed off and i said that but that's about you know as real as it gets in the documentary i said everything it is what it is you know he's acting this way i'm not going to sugarcoat shit i don't want to make a hit piece that wasn't the intention of the documentary it was to just let people know be completely honest and vulnerable and if it helped people, then great.

That was the, that was the objective of the documentary. It wasn't a cash grab, but it didn't, it actually, the whole thing got age restricted. I was going to say, did you get to monetize it?

Cause it's not the best look for creators or the platform of YouTube. If you know, this is what they're glorifying as a pretty gnarly accident that I should have been killed from. Yeah. And I don't – I mean that – I think everybody wants – like that's what does well. That could be my fucking phone. Is that my phone?

Oh, shit. You're telling your guys. Yeah. Sign the note on. That's me. Hand up. My bad. Yeah.

Definitely. Glorifying is not even the right word. I mean that's probably why people like you because it's a pretty authentic look into everything that you do. So this all happened, by the way. And Josh calls me. He's like, Jeff, Wittek's fucking pissed about what we talked about. I'm like, wait, what? What's going on?

And then I started getting people. Well, Josh is 18, 19 years old. I didn't want to beef with him. I just felt like you guys all kind of had a shit take on the whole situation. I'm 31. Got it. So I was like, Dave's the ringleader. He's the leader of the pack. I'm going to beef with him i just felt like you guys all kind of had a shit take on the whole situation i'm 31 got it so i was like dave's the ringleader he's the leader of the pack i'm gonna go like he was like he was like well then maybe i don't have a problem with you josh on the phone and then i was like well i mean like just come on the pod and you can like say which one and he's like well i just have a problem with dave then i was like well i don't know if you

really want that either so it was and that's fine i'm not like a fighter guy but no no and that's what people start saying about you i start getting people be like i think you guys if you actually knew each other would get along more than you think you kind of have similar like dry humor similar like kind of don't give a fuck that east coast ass yeah right like you're in a barbershop talking shit that's your show which again so he's got this Barbershop show, which he invited me on, and you just kind of riff and go. Should Dave go on it? Leave it in the comments. I said yes, and then my people are like, you know he cuts your hair.

And I was like, fuck no. I'm not going on it. My guy, Bob, my hair is all I got. I don't have anything else. But then I did the research. That's how you got your start. So are you going to give me like the same haircut I got now? Like I don't want – I'm not trying to go like –

You don't want to like a little Richard's haircut? No, I'm not trying to fuck my hair up. No, I don't fuck people's hair up. I might interview you in a way that – Shocking. You know what? I'm done with my old ways. I'm going to bring you on the show and make you look great.

So your old ways being you wouldn't mess with my old ways. I'm going to bring you on the show and make you look great. So your old ways being you would pass. I've done things in the past that I'm not exactly proud of and I don't want to be remembered for. Like the Jake Paul, Cody Ko situation. Cody Ko is a commentary YouTuber. And he was making fun of a lot of people. And the whole objective of my show is not to trash people's careers and make them look terrible. The show wouldn't last very long if I did that. It's to bring people on and make the same jokes the internet makes on them.

Like if I were to bring Josh on, I'd make fun of his TikTok hairstyle, the bangs that come down. Just stereotypical things like you dance for a living and shit like that. And if you came on, I would probably do like pizza jokes and shit like that. Like rape jokes and shit like that. No, no, no, no. Well, that's the one thing we probably won't touch on. But, you know, I like the way you handled those allegations. You didn't let people make the narrative for you.

And that's another reason why I was like, you know what? This guy, I do have respect for him. And let me just go in and talk it out because I think communication is the best way to handle it rather than just kamikaze, come in the studio and smash everything up, which was plan B. But, you know, I don't think that that's what's going to happen. I like you guys. You know, you seem pretty reasonable. And it seemed like it was just reading headlines, giving your opinion on something that you weren't completely educated about, which I'm guilty of all the time, you know, so. And there's I don't think there's any degree of us proclaiming like

we do anything different. is the show we get the headlines and i mean yeah i've said a million times i'm i'm 44 so like this tiktok thing the way the way that josh and i started it it's like this is a world that i'm not overly familiar with and that's kind of what makes it work it's like uh i don't say an old man because i don't want to put myself down an elderly a scholarly gentleman like just seeing headlines that aren't in his world. Yeah. And like reacting quickly to it. And I was just sensitive.

I was a little hot-headed. My brain was smashed up. I had a little brain damage, some brain trauma. Anesthesia was screwing me up. I was acting a little irrational at the time. So maybe I was going a little nuts too. And then the Dixie DeMello. Hey, fuck it.

We talked it out. We're all good. When you crossed my name off on the Dixie to Mello show, was that – Yeah. And again, I thought it was kind of like, all right, that's like funny, cutesy. Like where were you? Were you still pissed then? I mean we got to sell the fight, you know?

That would. Sell the pay-per-view. Sell the pay-per-view. I don't fight. No, I mean I just not even fight. If it's just like a YouTube fucking beef or whatever, you know? I was just like, let me just fuck around. I saw the name and I was like, let me have some fun with this. You know, what's the big deal?

Whatever. We're even, huh? Yeah, no, it was easy. So you – now, he came – you came out – were you always coming to Art Basel? I used to live out here, yeah. So I love Miami. I love Miami this time of year. You know, Art Basel is a good time.

We were going to come out here and learn about NFTs. What do you think about NFTs? I think it's a big Ponzi scheme. Because you're an investor. You're a financial advisor. So I thought not a financial advisor. He's actually not a financial advisor. He's not one of those.

Well, listen, like on Bitcoin, I originally was not a Bitcoin guy. But anything that gets enough mass acceptance, it's here to stay. Like Bitcoin, I don't understand NFTs at all. Like I know people are making a ton of money on it. I'm sure a lot of people are going to lose money on it. Like just walking over here, there was a guy in a garage. He pulled the thing up.

He's like, I'm doing a big hand. He was NFT dealing out of his garage. He has a show tonight. Are you into this stuff? No, I was out here to come learn about it. My financial advisor here. Is that your financial advisor? I feel like I've recognized him.

Have we met before? I feel like, I don't know why. He has a little face. I don't know why. Maybe he just has a recognizable face. He came out here to buy some NFTs. Yeah, I don't know. He's from Liverpool.

He's a good guy. From where? Liverpool. Oh, all right. So, Patty the Batty. Are you a Patty the Batty guy? Fuck Patty the Batty. Paddy the Batty. Are you a Paddy the Batty guy? Fuck Paddy the Batty. Fuck Paddy the Batty.

You don't like Paddy the Batty. We just signed Paddy the Batty. I like Paddy. I like Paddy a lot. He's great. I think he's a great person. I like this guy, but it's like, you know how, you know how. Isn't he a Liverpool guy?

I'm sure if you see another guy coming up out of Boston, you hear the same accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of like how we are. I don't know. Maybe I moved out of the East Coast and I same accent. Kind of like how we are. Maybe I moved out of the East Coast and I appreciate the way we are. I say we are, but we're not from the same place. I just get that vibe from you. You seem like one of my friends

growing up that I had. He just feels like Patty the Batty is very similar to the people he grew up with. He thinks some things that he does is cringe. If you? All right, fair. If you hear your voice, the way you pronounce ours. Like the scholars can't get knocked out and shit like that. I'm interested in your L.A. take, which Josh is out there.

He came in sitting there. He's like, you know, I'm just so sick of the L.A. scene and everyone collabing with the same people over and over. Oh, you said the same thing, Josh? Yeah, I pretty much said the same thing that you said. And I feel like a lot of people come on this podcast and do it. And the vibe I always get is that it's very you said. And I feel like a lot of people come on this podcast and do it. And the vibe I always get is that it's very fake.

You can't trust anybody. Everybody just – it's social climbing as probably the number one of all time, Tana. She's like a clout farming. Oh, I just shot with her. Yeah. And she – I mean I don't know when she sleeps because she's in videos with every single person in LA like 100% of the time. But like what is – so what are you so sick of in LA? Just the same shit over and over again, expecting different results.

I don't know. I'm kind of like, I've done my show for a while, The Barbershop Show, and I'm always trying to innovate and do new stuff. I kind of was one of the first ones on YouTube to do like the video podcast that's cut down for YouTube. And now so many people have those collaboration-based shows, it's tough to just come up with an idea for a video every week and stay consistent and have like sketches or something like that. So if you have a guest, it's easy to,

okay, I just researched this guy come up with bits and jokes and stuff based off them. Like I just watched your before they were famous interview on the way over over where the guy did all the research on you. So I don't know. I enjoy that. That's kind of a fun way for me to collaborate with people. But now it's just done so much. I'm not saying everybody – I started the fucking talk show thing. It's been around forever.

And mine's different. It's in a barbershop. You should have sued LeBron. Were you like, what the fuck are you doing? That came out after. But LeBron doesn't do the haircuts. It pissed me off. But he still does the barbershop shit.

And then he tried to trademark it, actually. Did he? He did try to trademark it, yeah. Well, we'll send him a cease and desist. I might need your lawyers, Dave. I'm maxed out. My lawyers, I don't know how much they're doing. Can you fund it?

Let's go to war with LeBron. I got to fund my own shit probably moving forward. All right. Yeah, it's a lot to just collaborate all the time with the same people. What the fuck are we even doing it for anymore? It's all the same shit. You hear the same story over and over again. How'd you get your start?

You seem like, and I always get the benefit of the doubt to East Coast, like street smart, savvy. This girl, we talked about it last week. Sophia. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, the story's not that good. I'll give you guys the honest story. Yeah, so surviving Sophia, we talked about it. It's basically somebody who was, like, scamming celebrities, right?

Yeah, yeah. And you're mentioned as, like, one of the primary. I'm the main one, yeah. Yeah. So how did she get your trust? I mean, I didn't really trust her that much. I didn't give a fuck. I had an Amex, and you know how Amex is.

They got a pretty good fraud department, and she told me she was in trouble. So I didn't ask any questions. You know how it is. If a girl says she's being assaulted and all this stuff and she needs help, she was manic on the phone crying. So I was like, all right, just get a flight. I'm going to work. I can't like book all your flights.

And she had kept trying to change it. No, I can't get to the airport right now. I need to charge my phone. I'm going to go to the hotel. I was like, look, just get out of there, get safe. And that was it. I only to charge my phone. I'm going to go to the hotel. I was like, look, just get out of there, get safe. And that was it. I only bought her a $200 Southwest flight.

There was no $11 million scam. Not that I know of. I don't think so. I think everybody blew it out of proportion, trying to make some bling ring type movie out of it, saying it was going to be a Netflix documentary. But, you know, what would you do, Dave, if somebody calls you?

100%. You don't know them, you know? If a girl that I sort of knew was like I'm in a terrible situation, assaulted, I'd give her $200. She was a friend of a friend. Yeah, it's $200. It's $200.

You don't think about that. You're just like, 100%. So there's a girl I did a shoot with for my product line. She's a nice girl. Feel free to pump the product line. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, yeah. We'll get there. No, I don't give a fuck. I just came on just to talk to you guys, you know? But yeah, it was just, she asked me to help out her friend and I don't think she knew the deal either. This girl was, I wouldn't say she's a mastermind thief, you know? It's not like a cool way that she robbed all these people.

She just kind of preyed on good people and took advantage of them. It's like somebody asking for money and then you give that person money and then they say you got robbed. You didn't get robbed. It's not a cool way of robbing somebody. If you want to do something cool, rob somebody with a gun. Go and Dave Portnoy's house

and fucking stick them up. Don't do that. That's cool. We'll make a movie on that. If you call my house and stick me up, I would run so you could have the house. No, I don't want to say it, but you could have the house. I'd be out of there.

Dave, now everyone's just going to come to you. I know. We're just giving away homes and shit. Please. I got enough going on. So your road to fame, which is interesting. I'm sure a lot of people know it. Maybe some don't.

It was here in Miami. This arrest. Yeah. Tagged as a honey. So for dealing arrest. Yeah. Tagged as a honey. So for dealing drugs? Yeah. You got to, you know, you got to get your start somewhere. Yeah.

Well, dealing drugs. So now the thing that I caught that was interesting, and I don't know how truthful, this is where we get our headlines. And I can read what they said, and they could be right, could be wrong. Jeff ended up in prison 2011 at 21 for dealing possession drugs for a few months 61 000 bail you were supposed to be arrested for 15 years but got off on technicalities because the police didn't have a search yeah crooked cops miami beach pd no warrant they came in with so why were they like what why were they coming after you it's a rat there's a rat yeah that is good see

dave does have a good that's great interview skills people don't ask me that ever yeah there was a rat and so were you like a big time drug dealer then yeah like were you so el chapo level or no like what would cause somebody like rat on you to like to me that that that screams i was just pretty much doing everything illegal i didn't give a fuck i was just kamikaze i'm gonna sell drugs i had a card game at my house you know like molly's game molly's game kind of but not on that level you know i should have just sold as that but no i was starting it out i think i only had the game going for like two months but i had a celebrity clientele for my barber career so and how did you get

started on that i'm sorry to jump around but but how do you end up with celebrities cutting their hair? Yeah, because weren't you cutting Mac Miller's hair? Yeah, yeah. You want a little Mac Miller stat I've told probably 10 times on this show? This is his favorite story. The eye, the talent, the nose. We used to do concerts back in the day. We booked Mac Miller six shows, $1,500.

Wow. Yep. That's great. He was third. He came on third. It was Mike Posner. Damn, did. He was third. He came on third. It was Mike Posner. Damn, did you see him lately? He just walked across the country. I haven't seen him. I think a bit by a rattlesnake. He walked?

Yeah, he walked from New York to LA. He was always a little bit of a weird dude. Why would he do that? Yeah, I bump into him all the time. I just see him in traffic. I'll just see him at the Grove like randomly. And what do you mean he got bit by a rattlesnake? He got fucking bit by a rattlesnake.

He was walking through Vegas in the desert and just a rattlesnake fucking grabbed him in the ankle. He almost died. He had to be airlifted out. But yeah, we're getting off track here. So Mac Miller, great guy, nicest guy ever. First time I met him, gave me his number right away. Was he already huge at that point? No, he was kind of coming up.

But to me, he was huge. I was just a barber working in a barber shop on south beach i had just moved out of staten island i was fucking selling drugs having card games trying to you know be fucking whatever this is when i was your age josh how old are you right now i'm 19 okay i was 20 when i got arrested here um 21 yeah but yeah man that's fucking it's nuts we're right back here where it started so when you uh when you say there's a rat do you like have an idea who it was or was there someone like just didn't fucking like you true oh huh like are you gonna go after this guy or what probably not at this point but like did you what i'm still like when you say oh he died no the guy you knew who died yeah he died he od'd so you guys, did he owe you money or something?

No, no, no. He just got in trouble. A rat is somebody that gets in trouble and just tells on other people to get themselves a lesser sentence. But yeah, he passed away. He had a bad drug addiction. So do you consider yourself then sort of lucky that the cops like didn't follow procedure? Because that would have fucked you. I'm a big believer in everything happens for a reason.

like didn't follow procedure because i'm a big believer in everything happens for a reason so at the time i kind of needed a good fucking slap on the wrist learning lesson and it ended up being like a good 40 days i did at that time before they threw out the charges because they had absolutely nothing to back it up i had gotten a lawyer and she was a nice nice woman but she got pregnant right before my my case like before they charged me with anything. And she showed up to the jail. And you just see through the window. And I didn't know that she was pregnant. And then when we were done talking, she gets up and she has this big belly.

And then the day we were supposed to be in court, she was in labor. So I paid this woman all the money I had to fucking represent me. And then she was in labor. And thank God that their charges weren't anything like what they did was really wrong so the court just threw it out without any question about it i was like wait what i get to go home my lawyer didn't even show up i thought i was fucked i was like that's it i'm doing life my fucking lawyer didn't even show up and then they throw it out and they tell me pack up your shit you're going home that is and i was like

wait i got caught with the stuff i was red-handed i had i was doing all this stuff and you guys found it. But no, no warrant. Yeah, no, you've got to follow the procedure. Yeah, I mean, I didn't deserve life or 15 years or anything like that. I don't think I would have got that. But still, I did get off. What they did was crooked.

You can't get arrested by cops just coming into your house. Right. So, yeah. Nothing. You never know when it is. It was a good learning lesson that I needed at the time. And then you just happened to move into this apartment complex with a bunch of like social media people. Well, I realized that, you know, cocaine and Molly and homemade casinos wasn't the business for me.

So. Really? I went to. I feel like there's a lot of people in Miami who is in that business. I was going to say like 30%. It's like a big business in Miami. Yeah in that business. I was going to say like 30% of Miami, I think, is in that business. Yeah, then I saw that weed was decriminalized. It was kind of like the prohibition for marijuana, you know, like alcohol.

And they were like, it was kind of becoming legal. And there was a gray area, kind of ways to make some money while it was still illegal. But it was going to become legal. And it's decriminalized. People aren't getting hurt. People aren't ODing from weed. I almost ODed from weed the other day, if you believe it or not. That's impossible.

What did you do? Did you take edibles and try to jump off your balcony? Let me tell you. So Thanksgiving. That was all be specific, Jeff. We got Thanksgiving. We got this guy, Stu Feiner, an older guy, this OG gambling guy. He gave me these punch things, punch bags.

Well, chocolate, weed. He handed me. He's like, eat one. You'll be good. Thanksgiving, I'm with my parents. Get the glass of wine. There's He handed me, he's like, eat one, you'll be good. Thanksgiving, I'm with my parents, get the glass of wine. There's no wine. So I'm like, you know what? I'm going to take the edge off.

And I ate, I'm not a huge weed guy, but I did 150. Neither am I. Yeah, I did 150, whatever you want to call it. 150 milligrams, right? There you go. Jeez. That's not that bad. But it's not light, Jeff.

That's not light for someone that does nothing. That's fucked. Oh, you went to the hospital? I pass out. Don't remember anything. My parents called 911. Oh, damn. I remember there was a kid in my house in real life, Jordan Belfort. There was a kid in my life, Jordan Belfort, but the movie was based on Dave. I don't know, man. I think Jordan Belfort

could handle 150 milligrams of edibles. I cannot. I bet you could sell a fucking pen, huh? Listen, I could not. I was out. I was holding a glass of a little bar of water. It fell.

My mother's like, your water fell. I'm like, I'm paralyzed. Bang, hit my head. I'm paralyzed. I didn't know where I was. I woke up. I'm like, where am I? I have no idea what happened. Did you bang your head?

No, I was on a bed pillow. Oh, man. Jeez. Yeah, weed gets no idea what happened. Did you bang your head? No, I was on a bed pillow just. Oh, jeez. Yeah, weed gets me more than anything. I mean, no, there was. But at the time, I was just trying to get into something that was a little more stable. And that was like kind of growing. I want to learn about growing.

I tried it for a little bit and, you know, get into the legal cannabis business. And yeah, that quickly switched to, okay, I just want to make movies and make content and do that stuff. So I met some people. I put myself in – it was like a freak luck thing that I ended up in 1600 Vine, which became like the mecca for all of that. I was going to say, yeah. Social media, content creators, and people making a business out of it. Because at the start, I was like, Viners, you can do this for a living. You can make money off this stuff.

This is going back. Yeah, listen, I've been doing it forever. So I remember we went from newspaper to online. I remember when I heard about Vine, I didn't even know what it was. It's like very me. It's like, what is this Vine? I remember the Pauls on it. Like way back when Jake was in our house.

I was bringing in boxes of weed, and then I would see King Batch ride by on a hoverboard filming himself. And I would be like what the fuck was that? And then sure enough a year later I'm doing that. I mean hoverboards

are fun. They look lame but they were fun to fuck around on. What happened to those? Did they just all disappear? Did they just

spontaneously combust? I think it was kind of like Heelys you know? It was like Heelys. They just kind of disappeared after a while. Heelys were on fire. Heelys were before. Those of like Heelys, you know? It was like Heelys. They just kind of disappeared after a while. Heelys were on fire. Those fucked. Heelys fucked, man. Those were

the coolest thing ever. Okay, last category, relationship and dating that we have on here. Single, right? Yeah, single. So you're like a resident, like, hot guy. A resident what? Hot guy. Hot guy? Yeah, like, good look, attractive, handsome. That's like one of the things. I think he said hut.

Oh, a hut dude. Not a hut guy. That's the Boston accent. Hut dog popcorn, I have an accent. Oh, okay, gotcha. Yeah, hut guy. Yeah, I'm just working on myself right now, you know? I was in a relationship for a while.

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over the place. So thank you, Takis. They've been with us pretty much from the beginning. I would say the most closely associated advertiser we have with BFFs. True BFFs. There it is. so we got games we always do games since you're a hair guy first one's hair flop or not so it's going to be a common hairstyle and then there's going to be two influencers and jeff and you guys are supposed to decide who has a better is this going to start beef i feel like i'm gonna be thrown in this i'm gonna be views

i'm gonna be thrown in this somehow i already know oh well yeah you've had some interesting hair please yeah a lot of people are commenting josh on your little uh porn stash i don't know hey hey let's just let's just be for real that that stash fucked we're just gonna start off with that that's how i'm gonna start this did you shave recently i i did shave yesterday because it's not okay dave okay it's so funny that you have a 19 year old i wish i could show you a picture right now i have literally my own version of josh it's like the same setup you guys have the same dynamic i have a young kid kyle who reminds me so much of josh that'd be a good tag team does he have does he does he have a fucking rock star mustache i did until i did actually he shaved it right when december hit when no

november was exactly so i had to all the ladies were pissed all the ladies he's on his way out with the airstream they're driving the trailer out so i was on my way out driving across country because i was like oh perfect we got art basil we got bff show i flew out just for country because I was like, oh, perfect. We got Art Basel. We got BFF show. I flew out just for this. And I was like, it's a piggyback opportunity. I can get Dave on the show right after. It'll be great. Especially because you're so particular with your hair. It'll make

for a great episode. Those are the perfect ones. But it's up to me to prove myself that I don't fuck anyone's hair up. I've never fucked anyone's hair up in my life. You already said you did earlier in the show. No, I said I never fucked people's hair up. I've never fucked anyone's hair up in my life. You said you already said you did earlier in the show. I think he was. No, I said I never fucked people's hair up.

No, you misheard that. I said, I've never fucked anyone's hair up. I thought that Cody Coe, you like you. No, I didn't fuck his hair up.

He left with a great haircut and we were actually, we went for a nice hike after we had a blast. We're still friends to this day. Who the fuck? Good friends. Good friends. I'm not a hike guy. Yeah.

I doubt you're going to get Dave to go on a hike with you, man. Or New York city. There's no hike. No, I just, I'm not a big like. I doubt you're going to get Dave to go on a hike with you, man. Or New York City. There's no hikes to really do. No, I'm just not a big exercise guy. Hike up the buildings. Go up the stairs. Let's play hair flopper. I know he did ask, and I was like, yeah, I'll definitely do it.

Everybody on my side is like himself. The Cody Coe situation was I just brought Jake Paul in, who was a hot-headed about to embark on his boxing career, and Cody Coe had been shit-talking him, so I just put them in a situation where they were about to... on his boxing career and Cody Coe had been shit talking him. So I just put them in a situation where, you know, they were about to, their violence may have happened and it might've been. We had a similar last time we were in Miami with Jake Paul and the guy who did the- Austin McBroom.

Austin McBroom. Yeah, yeah. I saw the video. That looked staged. That wasn't staged? Not at all. Really? Not staged.

We were trying to get them, not only was it not staged, we were trying to get it so they would never see each other because we knew they were, and the timing just got fucked up. They slashed the Ferrari's tires. Oh, yeah? Damn. It was a Lambo. It was a Lambo. Lambo, Lambo.

All right, let's do a hair flop or not. All right, cool. So, Buzzcut is the first one, and then Griffin Johnson versus Scotty Scott. Oh, damn. What the fuck was Scott thinking there, man? I'm going to have to go with Griffin. Griffin's a good looking kid, man. I like his style. His Instagram's not real

cloud chase. He's just out fishing. Oh, yeah. He totally just stepped away from social media, man. That's a horrible haircut on Griffin. Griffin's a great looking guy. That's a terrible haircut. But look at Scott. I think Scotty's better because he's blonde. I assume that's dyed. I think I might have even been responsible for shaving that off because he dyed his hair and it was just like a nest, like fried up hay, just all like fucked up.

Because dyeing your hair is bad for your hair. And I think he was trying to reset there. I think he was in the middle of hitting the reset button and that's why his hair looked like that. I have no clue who that is, by the way. Scotty Sirey is a member of the Vlog Squad that was popularized by David Dobrik in 1999. See, Griffin is crazy because I feel like he gets a new haircut every day, which I

don't know how he does because hair doesn't grow that fast. But I feel like every time I see him, it's radically different. Yeah, no, I'm going to go Scotty Sirey. I just like the vibe of Scotty in this photo, actually. The little blonde hair. Me too. I wish i had a soundbite right now it's just an opinion just josh it's just an opinion damn oh that was good

spot on all right okay here we go blake gray versus taylor holder fuck man i'm gonna go blake i'm gonna go i agree yeah like blake is just a a good looking dude were they duetting each other here? No, there's probably some romance there, but no. I feel like Blake did it first, and then Taylor was like, all right. I feel like Taylor's always doing trends on TikTok and stuff. There's no shame to Taylor's. Are you one of those?

Have you ever done the wiggle-dicker pose like those guys are doing? No, no. I'm not really big on trends. I just go in and do my thing, my style. But I mean these guys like Josh Early and these guys like where they're just like – Thanks for the early, Dave. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I was looking out for you.

Like the boy band vibes where it's like they're just going after like the teeny bopper girls. Have you ever done that? Because you're a good-looking dude. I appreciate it. No, I don't go after – what was the question? Sorry. I was looking at that. I call these guys wiggle dickers.

Like, even before I met Josh, I'm like, who are these? I went on a rant. I'm like, who are these fucking kids? They go in front of a mirror and they wiggle their dick like I was out playing wiffle ball. Like, this is, like, the new thing. Have you ever, like, used sex appeal for, like, views? No, I'm going to take that. No, I'm not a wiggle dicker.

I'm probably more wiffle ball out playing sports out in the street. Got it. Old school. But you guys have used a little – David's definitely used a little like sexualize for clickbait in his YouTubes and shit. Oh, yeah? Big time. Oh, wait. No, not – you're talking –

No, with Jeff. With Jeff. Jeff's definitely been in a thumbnail where they're like – it's probably like Corinna or someone else. Yeah, Corinna's right. I can't control what other people put in their thumbnails. If they use me to wiggle dick, then I got no say in that. Right. That's involuntary wiggle dicking.

I get it. Involuntary wiggle dicking. No, it makes sense. I think Blake has the better hair here. I agree. Blake isn't even on this photo. Oh, no. They flitched it.

They flicked it. Yeah. I don't like my hair there either. Okay, here we go. I'm going Noah. I'm going Noah. I'm going Noah. My hair was just way too long and out of control. You know what it is?

It's Alabama football. Those are the haircuts they got in Bama. What's with the bangs? Josh, you're probably one of the main guys that have this hairstyle. If you looked up this modern day TikToker hairstyle, your picture would probably pop up as the first one. I would like to say I was one of the people that really originated. I agree.

I'm giving you credit. I give you props for that. Something. I don't know if it's credit or props. Yeah, I don't know if it's props. I don't know if it's props. More maybe credit would be the right word because that's not like a positive. It caught on because everybody's doing it.

It's all over. Even Noah there. I think I gave Noah that haircut actually. So I'm probably going to have to vote for my work. It's all over. Even Noah there. I think I gave Noah that haircut, actually. So I'm probably going to have to vote for my work. I say Noah, too. Bryce has it, too. Bryce Hall, that's his haircut. Bryce now has the merge of that and the mullet, which is ridiculous.

Make up your mind. I'm responsible for that haircut, too. It's like he can't even be committed. Oh, there it is. Oh, that's a bad haircut. That's a bad haircut. You can't even be committed to the front. He can't be committed to the mullet or the front piece.

I know. I know. You got to make a reminder. I gave him that haircut, but I, no, I actually, no, I didn't give him that haircut. I'm retracting the statement. Terrible haircut? I don't like it. That's a terrible haircut.

I think that was a follow-up. He got it redone somewhere else, and I don't like how he's styling it, and I can't take credit for that. No, I'm not attaching my name to that work. That's smart. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't sign how he's styling it, and I can't take credit for that. No, I'm not attaching my name to that work. That's smart. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't sign that one for sure. I think – I've never sabotaged somebody's hair in my life.

Bretman Rock's got like a crazy vibe right now. Yeah, that would be like – It would be Bryce Hall when he asked for a mullet. I just – I had the mullet. I feel like I popularized it. I popularized the mullet, you know, definitely. Are you going a little gray? I do have some grays.

It's hereditary. I'm not stressed out at all. I'm doing great. Yeah, wow. You touched a nerve there, Dave. You touched a nerve for sure. Yeah, I got a little grays in the beard. I had surgery on the back of my head.

You had surgery? Yeah, hair surgery. I was going bald. Really? Yeah, yeah. But not up here? No. Up front, I'm good.

Wow. Wait, Dave, did you get the LeBron? I don't know what LeBron did. I got the Brady. I got the Tom Brady. This is the most important. At least this is hanging on. Yeah, no. Wow? I don't know what LeBron did. I got the Brady. This is the most important. At least this is hanging on. Yeah, no. Wow.

I think it's doing better than hanging on. I think so, too, Dave. I thought your hair was always quite full. Yeah, me too. Now I think of you differently, though. The first time I went in, they looked at me. It's like there was all these super bald guys. You're blessed, man.

I don't know about my dad's growth. Burrow those fucking bangs out, too, while you're at it maybe i got you got a little josh richards going maybe all right i so yeah i'm gonna go with bretman on this one me too yeah me too that's a great mullet he's got over there oh boy i can't tell the difference is this the same person twice looks yeah huh man i mean that's just that's just an American male haircut. Yeah, yeah. There's nothing too fancy about it. It's just like a barber. Barber's 85 years old.

He uses only scissors. Yeah. It's Bob. It's Bob from my place. You guys think you use the same barber? Listen, I just – when I moved to New York, I walked in a circle and found the nearest barber shop, and I love the guy that I use. I used to cut my own hair. I cut my own hair.

I cut my own hair from college until probably age 35. Okay. I'm 44 now. So like the last 10, I just started going to a barber, but I cut my own hair. Started living that bougie lifestyle. It did not look good, by the way. I readily admit it looked horrible. That's how I started. I was cutting my own hair.

Yeah, college. It was like I didn't want to pay for a haircut, so I just did it myself. So who has the better cut, though? In this one, I don't know. I'll give it a tie. I'll go with Dave Portnoy. Oh, okay. I'll throw one over to Ryan Reynolds, then.

Hey, Ryan Reynolds is a good-looking dude. Yeah, Mr. Reynolds is a great-looking guy. This isn't looks. This is just haircut. That's true. That's true. Yeah, I'm going to give that one a tie. Ryan's got all the help from all his, you know, he's probably

getting his hair done in the studio before he does his movies. Oh, you got a point there. You got a point there. Big time. Big time. And then we got Fuck, Marry, Kill. So one more. Perfect. That's always a fun game. Yep. I'm curious if we find out who you're actually associated with in this game. Are we doing men or women for this?

I don't know. Usually it's a little mix of both. We don't like to exclude on this show. Let's do both. All right. First one, you got Madison Beer, Stassi Baby, and Josie Canseco. Oh, man. This is tough.

Can I kill all three? Are you linked to all of them? No. Now, Stassi Baby, she fucking makes me nervous. I'm going to kill her immediately. Yeah. No, I love Stassi. I know these two really well.

Josie I've met a couple times. She's always been very sweet. Who's the richest? That's a good question. Madison's going to be. Madison, Mary, and no prenup. Split at 50-50, and then take off. And then go back to Josie. I think that's the plan.

I got like fake clout in this, and I don't want to go too much into it, but this bullshit insider, they had an alias, and one of the girls' name is Madison. And then there was an article written saying, is it her in the story, Madison Beer, which I made a public thing. No, I'm not associated with Madison Beer, but hey, link to her is not like, I Beer, which I made a public thing? No, I am not associated with Madison Beer. But hey, link to her is not like – I mean she's attractive as a compliment in any regard. Yeah. But nothing to do with it. So marry Madison, then divorce her. Fuck Josie and then come back to her after the divorce from Madison.

And Stas, I'd have to murder her. Kareem, did you put this together? No comment. Well, I want to know why is this grouping put together? Usually the person who makes the games puts them together with some sort of link or it's just people who are kind of involved in the same circle. Like, I don't know. Okay.

Can I change it? Yes. No, actually I'm going to stick with my answer. Yeah. Who is Stasi, baby? I don't know who with my answer. Yeah. Who is Stassi, baby? I don't know who that is. Stassi is – It rings a bell.

She's, I guess, a model. Kylie Jenner is her best friend. That's how I know. Okay, you want to – right? You can say that too. That's a good way of introducing her. I guess it is what it is. It's honest.

It's an honest opinion, Josh, and that's – I mean, that wasn't me who said it. That was Kareem. It's also a fact. It's also at the same time it's a fact I think I already know if you asked like

most people they'd be like in the world that's Kylie Jenner's friend okay fine fuck it it's Kylie Jenner's friend I mean every person in the world

if you went up to them and asked who's Stassi they'd be like I'm just guilty of sometimes I'll be referred to as you know somebody's friend does that bother you?

I don't get it as much anymore you know growing up that's like though we were talking about a little bit earlier like Mike like I mean somebody's friend. Does that bother you? I don't get it as much anymore. Growing up, that's like what we were talking about a little bit earlier, like Mike. Mike's his own person now. But when you start with a guy who's gigantic, then that'll stay with you. That happens to everybody. Little brother is...

It'll probably be a little worse if Logan bashed in Mike's skull with a fucking construction piece of heavy construction equipment. But, you know, it's all good it is what it is all right next we got david dobrik toddy smith and scotty sire can get a little either revenge he can get a little revenge fuck oh hell yeah fucking i would fucking fuck and then kill david you know um todd's probably one of my best friends so i could see myself having a happy life with him if i did get married you know right no sex or anything we probably sleep in different Todd's probably one of my best friends so I could see myself having a happy life with him if I did get married

no sex or anything we'd probably sleep in different beds but just to have a partnership share a bank account I could see myself getting married to Todd and kill Scott too right or do I get two kills if you're just on a spree kill those two and marry Todd

no competition left to steal Toddy from you. Natalie, Mariduena, Mariah, Amato, and Carly. Two of these girls are some of my best friends' girlfriends. And, yeah, they're all in relationships. This is weird. This is tough. Wait, is Natalie in a relationship?

With Todd, yeah. Oh, right, right, right. We knew that. We had Natalie on this show. No, I forgot. I forgot. Fuck, do I have to do this. We had Natalie on this show. No, I forgot. I forgot. Fuck. Do I have to do this one?

This one's really tough. I mean, there's no guns to anybody's head, but yeah, it's not like, you know. I want to be a good sport here. You're not just pinned up on an excavator. Let's kill some people. Oh, fuck. I mean, I'd have to kill Natalie because she's in a relationship with my best friend. So just get her completely out of here.

And then I have to decide between Mariah and Carly who i would fucking who i would marry yeah ah damn um damn this is tough man i don't know this is gonna end bad however i play it uh i think you got to marry the one that's probably dating someone but it's a platonic well no he already killed natalie who's dating his best friend i killed her off because she's my best friend. Heath is also one of my good friends, but probably not as tight as I am with Todd. So, I don't know. I'd fucking

pass. Pass. I can't do it. Just kill Natalie. That's my only answer. Alright. Then they both die. That's fine. They're all dead. It's a triple kill. That's what you're essentially dead it's a it's a triple kill yeah what you're saying yeah oh how did drop the ball not having me josh and brie brie in there yeah well we could do it yeah yeah all right we don't need pictures i know you guys are you guys know how you know how we look like yep all right um go for it nari dave he's the richest um for now penn stock's getting hammered talk to me like

tomorrow it'll be josh oh yeah josh because he's got that fucking you know you know what he's got i don't need to say it everybody knows it you know just google the kid and kill brianna for what she said about my milk and allegations. And then not being here to stand. Those are some allegations, huh? Yeah, it was milk and allegations. Yeah, milked it for, again, I would milk. Yeah. Like I wouldn't want, there's no, I'm one of the king milkers of all time. Oh, yeah.

I don't want it to happen. This guy be milking leaders, bro. Leaders. I'll milk the fuck out of it because you went through it. You went through the hardest part. You might as well get something out of it. I got souvenirs for life you know i got a plate in my eye socket for life so i should be still i should still milk do you still have like yeah for sure any like lingering mental illnesses um yeah yeah yeah i

will but you know it is what it is shit happens you know make the best of it milk it you know do what you can spread awareness awareness. Help people out. I got a lot of good messages from people that sent me the same pictures on their face. They had the same scars, same injuries. So that was nice. There's more to life than just fucking money and followers, Josh. You know what I mean? Right, Dave?

I'm down with that, although I'm into the money and followers. I'm just going to be friend with whoever's side I was on. If I was on Josh's side, I'd be like, yeah, fucking fuck, Dave. What the fuck's going on here? If you told me zero followers equated more side, I'd be like, yeah, fucking fuck, babe, right? What the fuck's going on here? If you told me zero followers equated more money, I'd be like, all right, I'll give me the zero followers. Whatever ends the deal. You'll realize, Josh, when you grow up, that there's more to life than just making your bank account grow and your followers grow. You want to use that influence to help people out.

Am I getting sunned? Yeah, no, you are. I'm not even into that phase totally yet. I'm still trying to grow the bank account and then, I don't know. At least you're honest. Yeah, well, you are. I'm not even into that phase totally yet. I'm still trying to grow the bank count and then, I don't know. At least you're honest. Yeah, well, I'm very honest, always honest. Still very much in that phase. Right.

I'm glad. What? I was just going to say, what, you're going to help out people later? No, I mean, we help. We're doing shit. Actually, I'll say right now, this is like a plug for ourselves. When is this coming out? Wednesday, Kareem?

Yep. So we're doing a promo for the Barstool Sportsbook gambling. In any state where legal, anybody who hasn't signed up yet, if you do a $100 account, I got Penn, the parent there, they're going to match up to $100. Anybody who signs up and we're giving it to the Fisher House, which is a military charity, and Semper Fi Fund. It's around the Army-Navy game. I want to raise like, I don't know, two, three million bucks and give it to these guys. So it's actually a great cause. I'm psyched that it starts tomorrow

when this airs. So that's actually a good cause that we want to help out. Very nice. Yeah, and if you can't use the site, you can just use VPN, right? Or something like that? I don't know. I can't say that. You can't say that. You definitely cannot say that. You can't say that. I can't condone that.

You definitely cannot say that. Yeah, those are the words of a former drug dealer that I cannot condone. Whatever. We're financial advisors. No, we're not financial advisors. We're not those. We're not telling you what to do with your money. No, this is a great interview.

I'm glad we finally got to meet. Yeah, same. So that's it, right, Josh? We good? I think we're good. I think we've settled the beef now, too. The beef is squashed with you and I, not with Brianna. She still has to answer for her sins.

True, true. Josh, I apologize for that random phone call I gave you that day. I was going through a tough time. Hey, you know what, man? Sometimes you need somebody to vent to, and if you ever need to call me and just let it out, I'm here for you, dude. I love it.

I remember that phone call. I was like, whoa, what world am I in? Hey, if anything, we could all learn from this that communication helps everything. It can't hurt to communicate. I mean if we did get on the phone, maybe we'd curse each other out, worst case scenario. But it's better off than just waiting to bump into each other at Saddle Ranch or something like that. Or at a fight. Or at a fight.

Yeah, yeah. You never know. You never know. And even doing this, like 99.9% of the people that I've ever had beef with, if you sit down and something like this, it's like you end up getting along. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to. Otherwise, you know we're on camera.

Next would have been Dade County back in there, you know? Say what's up to my old friends. All right. That's SBFF. That's another episode. Jeff Wittek. I think people will like it. Appreciate it.

Thank you, guys. It was great meeting you. Great meeting you, Dave. I met you, Josh. But I'll see you around, you know people will like it and appreciate it. Thank you, guys. It was great meeting you. Great meeting you, Dave. I met you, Josh. But I'll see you around, you know? All right. Yeah. Cool.

All right, guys. See you. Perfect.