BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - TEAM SELENA OR TEAM HAILEY? — BFFs EP. 119

Episode Date: March 2, 2023

We start headlines with the world's most in depth of the Selena Gomez vs Hailey Bieber feud, and then get into the Jake Paul vs Tommy Fury fight, the woman who stole Lady Gaga's dog suing her for the reward, the Cavinder Twins violation according to the NCAA, Addison Rae in a new movie, Jaden Hossler's concert being cancelled due to "weather", Charli and Avani maybe no longer being friends, Adin Ross getting banned from Twitch, 50 cent settling a slander case, debating whether you friends should pick you up from the airport, and Patrick Mahomes' wife going Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis. We then watch some videos to react to about whether you should tip your landlord and how to tell if your partner is cheating on you, and finish with BFFs corner where Josh and Dixie have become #Jixie, the roast of Dave from Jason Nash, the world's best Josh Richards impression, and whether Tana cancelled again. Support Our Sponsors: Raising Canes: Satisfy your Cane’s fix fast by ordering through their app or online at RaisingCanes.com Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply) Proper Wild: Go to https://barstool.link/ProperwildBSS to try Proper Wild 30% Off.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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Josh and Bree together in L.A. Yep. I'm in Miami. So here we go. Selena Gomez versus Hailey Bieber. So there's like I've heard some of this controversy. We've got like a timeline that probably goes on for for years i don't i don't know anybody needs to know the timeline like even the most novice of

like celebrity gossip paparazzi people i think know this 2011 um selena gomez and bieber are 2011, Selena Gomez and Bieber are dating. Hailey is a fan. November 14th, Selena and Justin break up for the second time. December, Hailey and Justin deny dating rumors after spending New Year's together. November 2015, Selena is serenaded by Justin at a hotel bar singing My Girl. December 2015, Justin and hayley make out on new year's eve 2017 selena justin spark dating rumors again 2018 selena justin go instagram official for their 24th and split sometime after that may june 2018 hayley and justin are back together making out everywhere in public July 2018 Haley and

Justin engaged September 2018 Justin and Haley get married at courthouse November 2018 Haley changed her Instagram name from Haley Bieber to Justin Bieber September 2019 Justin and Haley have a full-blown all right these updates are like it's a lot I think that was on Adderall but that was if you need a reference back from all the stuff like do we really need a September 2008 July 2018 engaged September 2018 married November 2018 change the Instagram handle September 2019 the actual wedding come on that's one of them they get married we can leave it at that it's a lot but there's actually like a whole conspiracy theory about the december 2015 justin and hayley share a kiss on new year's

eve so selena was in i think it was dubai with kendall and gg and it was said that they invited her so that hayley could kiss justin bieber and be with him on New Year's Eve. They stole her. Yeah. And they weren't even really friends, and they just invited her. Wow. So that Haley could have Justin. That's crazy. Do we believe that?

No, I'm just so hung over. Okay. I just looked at Josh. I thought he was very high. No, no, no. Hung over. What's today's Tuesday? Yeah. God, I just got into very high. No, no, no. Hungover. What's today's Tuesday? Yeah.

Got into it last night? Yeah. Some guys can handle turn 21. Some guys can't. October 23rd. I don't know. I think it's getting handled. No, it's Tuesday.

Yeah, I can handle it on a Tuesday. I mean, Bree just looked at you. Dude, one look. It's like it's been 10 minutes since I got out of bed. You know? It's just that. October 23rd, 2019, a month after Haley and Justin wed, Selena released a song, Lose You to Love Me,

about Justin in her press for the song Upcoming Album. She said she wanted Justin to listen to the songs about him. I gave you my all and they all know it. Then you tore me down. Now it's showing. In two months, you replaced us like it was easy. Make me think I deserved it. In the thick of healing, yeah.

So Selena and Justin broke up. And then two months later, he was with, that's tough. That's tough. That's what you were defending your boy about. Who, Josh? Yeah. What's it? Who did I defend?

Evani. Oh, yes. Oh. Anthony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to him. Yeah. That was like two days.

Shout out to him. Shout out to him. Yeah, shout out to him. Yeah. All right. Can, how, it's the whole, when do we get to whatever's going on? There's a presentation. Okay.

Yeah, what is happening? I've been? There's a present. Okay. Yeah. What is happening? I've been like, this is crazy. She's after she has like, what the fuck are we doing here? Am I just going to read these month by month? You don't have. No, I know that Justin dated Selena. Everybody in the world knows that.

Then I know he went to Haley and there's rumors that they cheated or he stole her. world knows that. Then they know he went to Haley, and there's rumors that he cheated or he stole her. Everyone knows that. I don't need month by month by month. They went to Rodeo Drive and had coffee in mid-November 2019. I think the last time you were like, I don't know why there's all this beef and stuff that just kind of lays it all out. You don't have to read everything. Beef? I don't know why there's all this beef and stuff. That just kind of lays it all out. You don't have to read everything.

Beef? I don't know what. Beef for who? Selena and Hailey. Of course we know why there's beef. They're both in love with the same man. Because one was dating him and then moved on. What do you mean I didn't know there was beef?

Of course. Everyone knows there's beef between them. They're the most beefy people on the internet. It's just whether they made up for real or not. But everyone knows there's beef between. They're the most beefy people on the internet. It's just whether they made up for real or not. But everyone knew it was beef. Yeah. But okay. So remember the picture of them like recently this year of like hugging?

Yeah. So that's why everyone's like, oh, I thought they made up. And now they're going back and forth on social media. So I just flipped two more pages. We're still in 2022. When do we get to what i think page six is the last of the thing on page seven should be we should donate to what like the paper fund for trees for the amount of paper that was wasted on the first six pages of that that detail um page six january 7th 2023 all right we'll catch up hayley posted tiktok with kendall jenner and justin justine sky with an audio saying i'm not saying she deserved it

but god's timing is always right hayley quickly deleted the tiktok after fans commented i thought that tiktok was about selena what did she deserve maybe that justin left her well why would she just randomly bring that up i don't know because she's petty back a page yeah you'd have to go back the last page oh there's too many pages oh damn january 2nd 2020 selena gomez went on vacation posted a picture of herself in a bikini it was body shame. So they're saying that Haley said she deserved to be body shamed. Yeah, that's the speculation.

No, I vote. No, you'd have to be a savage to publicly do that. Why would anybody deserve to be body shamed? Yeah, because that doesn't make sense. That's a nuts thing to say.

And Haley already has like the mean girl reputation. I don't think she'd want to add on to it. Well, right above that one, she had said basically that um the reason that she was so skinny then is because that's the way that justin liked it so that's why people thought that yeah and selena gomez has been caught like she comments on random tiktoks like she randomly commented that sad face on that tiktok about uh justin bieber and her so like she's still talking about it oh damn that's why hayley probably like retaliates because it is kind of crazy she comments on stuff about justin yeah i don't know if i'd be that happy if uh you know like an ex

was commenting on my yeah my girl's things i'd be pretty pissed i mean everyone's saying that hayley's like the worst person ever, but I don't know why they're both doing it on social media. It's kind of weird. But I kind of love Selena Gomez. Oh, I'm team Selena, of course. Okay, okay. The more I dove into it, there's so many things.

Like Haley Bieber has the same tattoo that Selena Gomez has behind her ear, and she like wears all the same outfits. There's like interviews of people asking Selena Gomez what they wish people knew about her and she says, I wish they knew my heart. And then like a couple months later, Hailey Bieber says the same exact thing in an interview.

Present day. This is like a movie. Yeah, Selena started making headlines after using a Bellalla hadid filter on tiktok saying she this i heard about saying she wishes she was as pretty as bella imposing bella hadid as her girl crush which fans thought was odd because selena gomez dated the weekend right after bella in 2017 what is 2017 josh was like in second grade then what is 2017? Josh was like in second grade then. What does 2017 have to do with any of this?

I just feel like people are reaching on the years. That's so long ago. So long ago. You're talking six years later, she's going to make a post about a girl that was dating one of your exes. And neither of them are dating him anymore. And by the way, isn't Bella Hadid had a ton of work done? Yeah.

I feel like you can't say that about it. You can't be. I wish I was as pretty as this girl when that girl has had a ton of work done. I'm not do work. Don't do work. Do whatever. But like, that's not. She cheated. Yeah. And Selena Gomez is selena gomez she's beautiful it's kind of like pds yeah i wish i had as many muscles as that guy well he's

on steroids just do steroids and guess what right right that's fair kylie jenner posted a bunch of pictures all right kylie's in the mix kylie jenner posted a bunch of pictures all right kylie's in the mix kylie jenner posted a bunch of pictures on her instagram story and two of the two of them fans think were kylie and hayley mocking selena the first post was accidental selfie there's no such thing as an accidental selfie no a post how do you post something accidentally yeah i was thinking how do i accidentally take a photo maybe I'm sitting here it says on it she wrote on it

this was an accident oh I mean just post the picture and don't write anything right the first post of the selfie was an up close of Kylin Haley Bieber's eyebrows listen you're really fucked up like if this is going on

and and there's truth behind it and like hayley and justin they've been married for for like a minute now haven't they a couple years at least two yeah and you're still going back with the ex back and forth like even if selena was commenting which I don't know, it's crazy. Like, who cares? You're married in, like, a couple that is a married couple. Yeah. People are also saying that it's because Hailey's, like, retaliating because she's in a, like, emotional abusive relationship with Justin Bieber. Like, that's just the internet talking? Yeah, they're saying're saying like he's still in love with selena and shit so she's like jealous and petty and posts about selena

none of it sounds overly healthy if that's the case yeah i know well did you see this you won't like this dave the video of hayley dissing taylor swift i heard a little bit about it but all right we're into we, we're into present day continued here. Kylie Jenner commented on TikTok that was insinuating this was on purpose. This is the selfie saying she didn't see Selena's post and fans are making something or nothing. Selena commented back agreeing with Kylie. Okay, Selena uploads a once deleted picture to her Instagram. The picture Selena uploaded gained so much attention.

Selena became the most followed female on Instagram with 389 million followers. deleted picture to her instagram the picture selena uploaded gained so much attention selena became the most followed female on instagram with 389 million followers selena dethroned kyle is the most followed female on instagram in less than four days following the incident selena had gained nine million followers while kyle and hayley had lost about 300,000 each so clearly the internet speaks they They are Team Selena. This picture of her just looking super hot, that's what everyone liked? Yeah.

Everyone loved that throwback picture. You gotta love a classic throwback Selena. I mean, she looks fucking amazing there. Yeah, she's one of a kind. So pretty. She's Rare Beauty, like her beauty brand. That's the name of it? Rare Beauty? Yep. Well played. Nice. Touche. She's a rare beauty, like her beauty brand. That's the name of it? Rare Beauty?

Yep. Well played. Nice. Touche. That's good. Selena then defends Taylor Swift in the comments on a TikTok of an old clip of Hailey Bieber where Hailey disses Taylor Swift. What did Hailey say?

All right, let's see this. This is a game changer. Yeah, so I'm saying you're not going to like this one. One-on-one rap battle full of the meanest lyrics about a celebrity since Taylor Swift's last album. She did the physical. That wasn't bad.

I'm not going to go crazy on that, I guess. She doesn't like Taylor. Why does she like Taylor? Maybe because she's best friends with Selena. I thought Selena and Taylor were best friends that's what I'm saying that's why that's why Haley wouldn't be friends with them oh yeah but then Selena commented on that and said so sorry my best friend is and continues to be one of the best in the game yeah here's the thing though I happen to see this on Barstool Sports where, like, when it comes to Taylor,

I look to one person, one person only, and get my marching orders, and that is Kelly Keegs. And Kelly Keegs was trashing Selena. Yeah, she was. What was she saying about her? She wasn't happy about something. Like, she thinks I think Selena's a fake friend to Taylor. She said she's

like bringing her up all the time for clout yeah and let's be honest out of all these people we're talking about the only one that's like eye to eye not even with taylor is bieber justin like yes we don't give a fuck what hayiley Bieber. Hailey Bieber. What? It was Hailey's Baldwin? Yes. Yeah. She's just a nobody. I mean, she's a socialite.

If she's not Hailey Bieber. She's a nepo baby. Yeah. She's just dating. Right. So whatever. I don't care. Listen, when you are, you can not like Taylor Swift.

Just don't make up lies about it. Like she's a superstar. People have their opinions just like I don't like beyonce so you're allowed to have opinions we're still going on this it doesn't end i i threw like 12 sheets on the ground i'm still seeing them all right february 23rd continued selena announces she's taking a break from social media because she's 30 she's too old for this shit but she defendsends Taylor Swift one more time before she goes dark. Preach being too old for this shit. Yeah.

How do you feel about that? Yeah. I feel that in my bones and my being. Okay. February 26, 2023. That's three days later. Kendall, Kylie, and Hailey's old friend, Piaia Mia silently take sides by uploading a Get Ready With Me TikTok with one of Selena Gomez's songs. How was that secretly taken aside?

It's pretty blatantly, right? Who the fuck's Pia Mia? I think she's a singer. She was like super famous. She was in like their friend group back in the day. She was in a bunch of music videos. She was just like super hot. Okay.

All right. Still going. This may be the whole show. Selena and Hailey's fans throw up the drama. Selena and Hailey's fans have been going at it on social media, digging up past things. Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber have done to each other over the years tying it to the current feud hayley bieber is a fangirl yes i've seen this a young hayley bieber like all excited about uh

i think the both of them at one point selena caught liking old pics selena's been caught accidentally liking pictures of hayley of liking pictures of Haley, of Justin, Justin's body, and throwback pictures of her and Justin. What do you mean accidentally caught? How do you get accidentally caught when you're Selena Gomez? Yeah, you're like obviously liking the pictures. See, but isn't that weird that she would go and do that? That's why I'm like, why does she do that shit?

She's like antagonizing all of it. Maybe she still is in love with Justin Bieber. Yeah, maybe it's Selina. The heart wants what the heart wants. Do you think maybe there's a world where they get divorced and they end up back together, Selina and Justin? That would be crazy. I think anything is possible.

According to this, 3,000 pages. justin that'd be crazy i think i think anything is possible well according this according this 3 000 pages hayley bieber accused of copying selena the internet has been digging up every time hayley has copied selena in a way which include justin gave selena a ring with a j on it hayley got a tattoo of a j on her finger in a similar font let's be real the guy's name is justin bieber you're married to Justin Bieber. I think you're allowed to get the J tattoo. That is your husband. Yeah.

Yeah. That one's a reach. Yeah. A lot of these are reaches, I think. Yeah. People believe Selena's cooking show was copied almost exactly by Hailey. Down to Hailey saying a phrase Selena says often. This one was also a reach.

I think it was okie dokie. Okie dokie. Everybody says that. It's a pretty common. So let me ask you, Austin. You said Devin put all this together for us? Yeah. Is she like just a crazy Selena like Bieber controversy person?

So the original version of the sheet, we ended up rounding it out better but originally there wasn't a ton of stuff to talk about she's like this is and we asked like fan questions and the number one thing people wanted to talk about was this controversy so she's like should i go in depth on it and i was like yeah this is and then i saw it i was like i mean i was kind of deep selena says she's wish. What is the next one? The cooking show. Selena says she wishes people knew her heart, followed by Haley saying that in another interview.

Every girl says, I mean, these are like pretty cliche things. Yeah, exactly. Like common phrases. All right. That wraps it up. So we Selena team Haley. I can't pull away from going to team Selena. It's just naturally where my heart goes.

My heart will always be with Wizards of Waverly Place, Selena Gomez. Yeah, I haven't seen anything too inflammatory. So I'll go with Selena because she is friends with Taylor, even though Kelly Keegs told me to disavow. All right. That was a lot. That was a lot. It was too much.

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We appreciate them. Jake, did you watch the fight? Josh, Jake Fury, Tommy Fury, Jake Paul? I watched highlights of it. I never watched the actual fight yeah so I took a pretty uh pretty pretty heavy stand that I thought Jake Paul would kill him I was dead ass wrong I was unrobed and talking about I was everywhere talking about I thought I thought he was gonna to win too. So did Drake. Yeah, so did Drake. In fact, I texted Jake after because aside from the in the ring stuff, the fact that basically Vine YouTube person has made himself the center of the boxing world,

regardless of the results, is like one of the more impressive marketing business things like I've seen. he did he's like yeah i owe you and drake like a steak dinner i'm like yeah you owe me a steak dinner for the next decade straight and then maybe we'll get it yeah maybe we'll get even um pretty boring fight to be honest but i was shocked uh this story is crazy the woman involved in stealing lady gaga's dog is suing lady gaga so if you call lady gaga's dogs got stolen from a dog walker lady gaga offered 500 grand no questions asked the lady who stole the dogs is like okay well here are your dogs i want the reward lady gaga is like, you stole them. The lady's like, well, you said no questions asked. That was part of the deal.

She's literally filed a legitimate lawsuit in court. The thief suing Gaga for the 500 grand, she says she is owed for returning the dogs, even though she's the one who stole them. Does that hold up in court, though? I don't know. I guess we'll find out. That's pretty awesome. I mean mean she did say no questions asked yeah you said no questions asked so now i think that's fine gaga you give and i talked about before gaga gives the money to this woman

and then you murder her yeah and that should be fair as well if you steal somebody's dogs murder is on the table no penalties but wait you're just eliminating laws not like there's no punishment for laws once someone steals your dog kind of thing yes yeah i for an eye yeah i for a dog you took my dogs i can murder your family. Yeah. Or take her eye maybe. Yeah. Both eyes. Do you think she'll win? One eye is not enough. Do I think she's going to? No, I don't.

I don't think she's going to win on court. Yeah, because she's the criminal first. She didn't actually steal the dogs though, which I think might be the interesting thing. What do you mean? That's the whole story. No, she's involved, but the actual thieving was done by her husband and his dad.

Like they're the one that shot the dog walker and took the dogs. I didn't even know the dog walker got shot. Well, then the whole family. That doesn't change it for me. They all should be murdered. All of them. The Cavendish twins are the first in NIL trouble. Josh, have you tried to slide into these girls DMs yet

he will after this no no I have like I think their snapchat or whatever I've already slid into their DMs yeah that's what I was how'd that go went just about as well as you could ask it to go yeah

you know it went well have you hung out with him no oh i've always wanted girls like this whether they'd be interested in like you yeah are they down the athlete like thing yeah did they look at jay and they're like uh oh i got yeah um anyways so these two went to Fresno State, transferred to Miami. They're both pretty girls, basketball players. And they basically NCAA came down on because the coach of Miami, the women's coach, connected them to a booster. John Ruiz is a big Miami booster. They made a video about it.

I don't know. How big are these girls in the scheme of, like, did you know who they were, Brie? No, I haven't heard of them before this. Yeah, I never know if they translate. They're huge in, like, athlete TikTok. But, like, if Livvy Dunn is a 10, what are they, like a 7? Like a 6 or a 7, I'd say, based on, like, people asking about them.

I would say, yeah, 6, seven is a good mark. Did we try to get them on? No. Well done. Well, I thought about what else we could talk about. I don't know. We could probably talk about Josh sliding in their DMs. We could talk about a lot of things.

Nice. Could have helped Josh out. Well, no. I don't need no help. Oh of things. Nice. Could have helped Josh out. Well, no. I don't need know-how. Oh, true. But we could have thought, like, it would have been interesting to hear their take on it and maybe could have talked about other stories. I don't know. Maybe spice it up.

I just didn't. Too busy cranking out that 30-page backstory on Selena and Haley. And that took a while. Rather than be like, hey, you guys want to come on the pod? Well, think about it, Dave. Then maybe we never would have known about Haley stalking Selena Gomez on September 8, 2016. It's life-changing information.

Tweeting about a coffee that Selena Gomez once had as well and saying how it was trash, but Selena said I was really good one time. So essentially she's dissing her. Maybe we reach out to these girls. Awesome. What do you think? All right. Yeah,

I like that. Let's watch their tick tock. Just like a couple of videos of their tick tock. No, there's one on the page. They responded to the NIL infractions. You know, one thing, that wasn't a good TikTok. One thing I've learned or seen because I saw it. I was confused.

They never have their teammates in their TikToks, ever. They just don't want to give their teammates clout. Are they good players? Are they good? Maybe they know what it does to a person. They don't want to put that mental strain on someone. Maybe they just want to be the stars of it all. Maybe.

If we had them on on we could ask them oh imagine if someone thought about asking them on would have been nice asin ray to star in a new movie asin ray is set in the new eli roth horror thriller thanksgiving with patrick dempsey whoa yeah that's crazy that's cool so we haven't seen any she doesn't like post on social media anymore she must be a full actress i think she's just fully going actress yeah go respect let's go addison jayden hostler canceled concert due to snow jayden hostler canceled his concert in washington according to jane is because of the weather but fans later exposed that jayden's show was barely sold ouch yeah i don't think those are fans exposing that

you gotta come clean when that is like i've told people and i it wouldn't fly now but back in dave's heyday i was like a concert promoter like we did fucking shows and the first time we did a show is it killed it we murdered it second time we did good and then we sold no tickets for something called back the stool and i put a guy worse for me paul golzinski uh gaz i put a like a ski mask over him and no i put a ski mask on me actually i had a fake plastic knife and i'm like if we don't sell more tickets i'm gonna murder the show and kill the show it was like a hostage it was like yeah did you kill the show like a terrorist yeah we did we we killed the show damn i thought

barcelona's going out of business then no one's buying tickets wait was that after the blackout tour that was before the blackout tour oh i was gonna say i think i've said it on the show. Like, we actually had it. It was Mike Posner, Wale, Mac Miller, White Panda, and just nobody bought tickets. That's crazy. Yeah. Are Charlie and Avani no longer friends? Fans believe Avani and Charlie are no longer friends after Avani posted TikTok with cryptic audio

after not being seen with Charlie DeMeo while in Milan for Fashion Week. Oh, no. Let's watch this cryptic thing. I've been losing friends and finding peace. But honestly, that sounds like a fair trade to me. Oh, shit. And she's kind of sipping, you know, like sipping tea kind of thing.

And the caption yeah yeah one of them along a bunch of emojis I don't really know what the three of them together mean but I'm sure it's something

why would they have beef here's what here's what I would think how old are they like 18 yes so like they're young I think Avani's a little bit older than that

though yeah charlie's probably hanging out with her boyfriend and forgot about her bestie and bestie's mad damn that's what usually what happens at that age yeah yeah yeah yeah uh all right and aiden ross is banned from twitch and making waves on new platform aiden ross is the latest big creator to be permanently banned from twits after making hateful comments it's unclear what the comments were exactly but aiden tweeted about there only being two genders in the days to follow which he said was meant to go out for those who support cancel culture and not the lgbtq community that makes no sense at all yeah i i think i saw a clip and essentially i think what his point was is he was saying like there are two genders like that's a scientific fact like so that's not like

something that like you can get canceled over i was just stating that the people that are canceling me those are the people i'm trying to i tweeted that to get those people to come out and say stuff about me i think that's what his idea was got it and now he's on kick with sensors nothing he's facing backlash because of a lot of fans are underage aiden has been streaming porn on kick that's crazy oh really crazy wait, wait. Like anyone can just go and watch the stream? I guess anyone can go and watch porn.

Yeah. Is he like jerking off? I don't know, Bree. I certainly don't think so. I hope not. That's so weird. Why are you streaming porn? He's probably not stream jer not. That's so weird. Why are you streaming porn? Well, he's probably not stream jerking.

That'd be hilarious. Well, not really. That'd be terrible. There is a difference, though. Like, yeah, anyone can go find porn. But if you're, like, a fan of his or anybody, and you're going on just to, like, watch this person you're a fan of, and then they start streaming porn, you may not have signed up for that, you know? Yeah. That's just just weird thing to do seems like a kind of weird guy get him on the show yeah yeah no i'm aware didn't you not like us no uh i'm pretty sure i know who we've had on the show

markel yeah i'm well aware he's the one who hates Olivia Dunn. Thank you. 50 Cent settles case over enlarged penis claims. 50 Cent settled case in his favor after MedSau claimed to the Shade Room that 50 Cent had received penis enlargement treatments by them and they used his image for promotion.

Alright, good for 50. Yeah. Cracking down. So he won the case. Ooh, I i like this question i haven't seen this i may talk about this after should your friends pick you up from the airport a tweet has gone mega viral about a group of friends belief that as adults you shouldn't ask your friends to pick you up from the airport should you call an uber instead they've been universally shamed for this take i agree with this take 9 billion zillion percent. You don't ask your friends to pick you up at the airport.

I don't know. I feel like it depends. Why? Yeah. Like if you haven't seen, I don't know, if you haven't seen your friends in a while and like maybe they're excited. 20 minutes earlier, 30 minutes earlier. Like excited to come pick you up.

I don't know. Well, that's different. I guess if they're excited, but that would be an offer but to me it's like yeah maybe drive there and then they gotta drive back it's like you you can cut off half the trip with an uber that's true i guess yeah it is different when you they offer rather than ask it is a sweet it is a sweet thing to walk out to though and see your friend. You know what I mean? It's just such a more comfortable ride than hopping in with a stranger.

Then you gotta be like, Hey, like my plane's late. I'm at the thing. According to not just Uber. It's like that may be an old man take. Like I'll pick up my parents. My parents aren't capable of like finding an Uber maneuvering, but, like, a normal human.

Are your parents blind or something? What? Are your parents, like, blind? No, they're just, like, a little on the slow side. Like, my dad fell down the other day. Like, he's old or getting older. He just walked and falls down. He's in a fall down state.

Oh, that's sad. That is sad. It is sad. Patrick Mahomes' wife calls out Shane Gillis and Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis talk about Brittany Mahomes, and the Joe Rogan experience made the joke that Brittany is going to divorce Patrick, the same imagery that she celebrates him with now. Brittany does not take well to the comments and tweet about it.

Something about grown men talking shit about somebody's wife is real weird. Actually, grown-ass men hating on women in general is pathetic. All right, let's see the jokes. Let's see what they said. You know what I like, though? I came around on Jackson. Jackson Mahomes. Who's that?

His brother? His brother that does TikToks and his wife, his annoying wife that screams. Oh, yeah. Everyone hates on them, and it actually makes me happy. His wife, have you ever seen this? Patrick Mahomes has a wife that's just wild.'s up in the box she's like films herself it's her and his brother his brother does like tiktoks and patrick's obviously he's the man and then he's got a crazy wife and a brother up in the box like he thought you were gonna beat us

problem is they keep that same energy when you get divorced us dick again. Jesus. My boy. Problem is they keep that same energy when you get divorced. They come after you. They come after you with that same energy. These kids are going crazy. Football fans? Who gets more fired up than football fans? Okay.

I'm totally on Joe Rogan rogan shane gillis's side here i thought they were gonna say worse shit i feel like everyone calls her crazy yeah britney mahomes is in the arena like she is loud she is obnoxious jackson is loud he is obnoxious so this has been my issue with him i i have nothing against either of them but if you're going to be loud and obnoxious so this has been my issue with them i i have nothing against either of them but if you're going to be loud and obnoxious especially in sports like you're going to create people who hate you shane gillis is like a diehard eagles fan so yeah they lose in the super bowl that that just comes with the territory that'll be they're gonna make a joke or two they got it yeah that's like people if you beat if they beat the patriots they come after me i don't like

cry about it but it's like you you put yourself out there as a huge fan and this obnoxious personality yeah people are going to talk about it i still austin maybe we try to get them on the show a lot of guest ideas we've asked them homes they what when's the last time though? Right after the Super Bowl. People change. Okay, good answer. Here's some videos to react to. Should you tip your landlord? What? What?

Tip your landlord? All right, thanks for paying your rent this month. Go ahead and sign here. It's just going to ask you a couple of questions. A tip? I'm not tipping my landlord. So you'll tip a barista who pours overpriced coffee into a cup, but not the guy who's on call 24-7 to make sure you have a safe home? I'm not tipping you. This isn't a restaurant.

Okay, so you'll tip an extra 25% for somebody who carries you around. All right, cut this off. This guy's a piece of shit. This is dumb. No, you don't... Your landlord basically... I pay you. You're already paid. That's fucking wild. That's whack. Typical landlord.

Yeah, landlords like are- I pay my rent, you idiot. Some good landlords, but a lot of real bad landlords. I've never had a good landlord. How to test if your partner is cheating. How to test your partner to see if they're cheating. Buy a used water bottle from Goodwill that could theoretically belong to anyone. Pretend to discover it in their car. Here's your water bottle. Use this exact phrasing. This only works if they think you think it's theirs. If they have nothing to hide,

that's not mine. I don't know whose that is. They'll admit they don't know whose it is because you've made them feel like you trust them. But if they are cheating, thank you so much, they'll go along with you and pretend it's theirs. Wait, I kind of feel like that would work. I mean, couldn't you do that with anything? Doesn't need to be a water bottle. Yeah, but a water bottle is like a generic thing. It could be quite anything.

I'm going to try that. Hey, look. Whose dog is this? Whose underwear is this? Yeah, but underwear obviously is like a cheating thing. A water bottle is where you can trick them. Whose macaroni salad is this? It could be literally anything.

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this exchange but i was trying to get enlighten me dixie to come on the show and i'm like brie is going to be in L.A. He's like, oh, I'm not going to be there. And then I was told, Bree, you're going to be there next week, too, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like, oh, don't worry. She'll be there full week.

She's like, oh, awesome. And I was like, sorry, still can't do it. Maybe the lie detector scared her away. I think it was the lie detector. Noah's dad likes fan edit of Dixxie being thrown in the trash. I don't know what the fuck this edit's gonna be. What's that mean? Thrown in the trash. Jixxie D'Amelio and Josh Richards are more than friends.

Who was that last? Oh, fucking forget it. That was Noah, dude. No, there was a girl at the end, Nalia. Wait, Noah's dad liked that? Damn. That's wild. That's wild.

Jixie's a thing, clearly. It's wild that we... Yeah, Jixie has fan edits. Obviously, it's a thing. Noah Beck signed for season three of the DeMello show. It's wild. Yeah, Dixie has fan edits. Obviously, it's a thing. Noah Beck signed for season three of the DeMello show. DeMoximo says that Dixie and Josh's relationship is fake. And then Noah Beck.

I could also see that. I could totally see that, which is why they won't do a lie detector. Josh ain't no. I said I do a lie detector. Yeah, but with Dixie. But what's that? What's that? What's the difference if she was in the room or not?

Like, what do you mean? We could still hook him up and ask him if I'm just saying like, I don't know. I'm being savvy enough to be pulling the wool over our eyes. So you get a little airtime on meet that the Melios. No, no. This is from the Moxamo. Can we get de moximo on the show scheduled for i mean they were going to be next week but then dixie but we can probably do next week now that dixie's not coming this is blind apparently this josh and dixie please call them jixie apparently this jixie stuff is fake but what is in public is that a certain x signed a contract for season three in

august the storyline seems to be that they will end up back together. He's needed to be brought in to dramatize this situation more, but there's speculation that they're already privately back together and have to ride out the storyline. All actions have to end up on T-pages so there's

drama to be talked about on the show. Reach. Josh? Yeah, no, this isn't true. Not true. Everything they say about you, Dave, is also untrue. That's true. I believe Josh on this one.

Crazy story. Ellie Zila refollows Josh on Instagram after unfollowing Josh on IG after he and Jixi rumors started. Oh, shit. Ellie has refollowed Josh on Instagram after unfollowing Josh on IG after he and Jixie rumors started. Ellie has refollowed Josh. What's up? I don't even know why still that she unfollowed me. I never

know why. No, she didn't unfollow me because of Dixie. Jixie. She didn't unfollow me because of Dixie. Unfollow me because of Dixie. Dixie. She didn't follow me because of Dixie. Unfollow me because of Dixie. Dixie. Try this again. She didn't unfollow me because of Dixie.

It is Dixie. It's Dixie. Guys, her name is Dixie. My name is Josh. No, but she unfollowed you because of Jixie. Jixie, which is you two together. That's quite impossible because it was definitely before. Oh, before Jixie was a thing?

Did you just slip up? No, I didn't slip up. I'm saying before I started hanging out with Dixie. Hey, Austin. Can you get me and Bree Wee Ship Jixie shirts? Yep, please. You actually are the fucking worst. Austin, don't do that, man.

I've already texted Allison. It's done. What the shit? Jixie for life. And by the way, Allison's fast. I'll have those shirts. Oh, she's quick. Yeah.

Yeah, well. Landon coming soon to BFFs. Fans commented on one Landon Barker TikTok account. They want to redeem himself on BFFs. And Landon said soon. I don't believe that. Is that true? He, the last time that we talked,

he said, I want to come on when I have music out. So it's not just about drama. So maybe he's saying he's got music coming out soon. Got it. Jason Nash roasted Dave. Jason Nash roast. All right. I haven't seen this, but I've heard about it.

Oh, I didn't't i didn't see it either oh because you were calling him gross and shit right well yeah you know i said he didn't normal you called him gross dude oh that was no i never at what stage it's all the stages and you even said i look great on the right with my shirt off. I wish I was at that fighting weight right now. You even said that even him when he got ripped still looks gross. I think I said he looked off. No, you said everything about him and what he's tried to do is stupid. That's my Bieber face.

I think you did go in on him. By the way, those tattoos were real. I got those Henny tattoos on me. Yeah, you stayed for like, let me guess, like a few weeks and you went on vacation? Yeah, I've told that story. Maybe once. That guy's in the vlog squad. Yeah, he's kind of like you, Dave.

No, that guy could be my grandfather. I look way better. I look more than five years younger than him, no? After being humiliated by Dave in front of 50,000 people and 150,000 on TikTok, I decided I was going to change my life. That's it.

So I spent the next year trying to get in shape and to get back in my hero's good graces. In the end, the reaction was great. Everyone loved it. Everyone except the one person I was trying to impress. He's Jack now, by the way. I don't think you can be this Jack in your old. Jason Nash is too ripped to Jack.

He looks like a pile of trash in the first picture. This transformation happened pretty soon after you called him gross and old. I'll take credit. I would much rather be super jacked than super gross. I was devastated. I didn't know what else I could do. I was roasted not once, but twice. And I realized sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the roast of Dave Portnoy. Dave, I'm sorry to do this, but you talked about my looks not once, but twice. Now, I know I'm no prize, but are you really one to talk? You look like Mark Zuckerberg went on a bender in Tijuana. That's a good picture of me. You look like Pauly D's hype man. You look like a dad who fell asleep on a car on a cruise.

I think they read in that. I'd say you have a dad bod, but you're 45 with no kids, so just a bad bod. I mean, I can't believe you're going in on my looks. Your eyes, Dave, Your eyes are way too small for your face. You look like Milhouse from The Simpsons every time he takes his glasses off. And back to you saying you look younger than me. That's because you are

five years younger than me, you mathematically challenged f***. Do you not understand how years work? And don't get me started on your speech. You host seven podcasts and no one can understand a single word you say. When you talk, you sound like you have balls in your mouth, Dave. I mean, I guess that's one way to keep Josh happy on the podcast.

And dude, it's D'Amelio, not D'Amayo, not D'Amaelio, not D'Abuliano. Take the time and sound out the word, man. Anyway, Dave, I love you, man. I hope you know this is all in good fun. But the truth is, neither of us are attractive. So now, I'd like to officially welcome you into the old person's club. You're going to need these. You beady-eyed, fetal alcohol-looking, frat boy, 15th year college senior,

forever 21 wearing, degenerate gambling piece of s**t. I love you, Dave. Oh, s**t. I didn't know that existed me neither my eyes are awesome that one hurt you huh no they don't

the ones that are clues the Zuckerberg the Zuckerberg's the ones that hurt but my eyes are like underwater Fiji bungalow blue I will say he texted me and he told me about it i hadn't seen it it when did this go live yeah i didn't even hear about it three days ago i think uh jason nash here's what he said

oh he must have dm'd it to me hold on i will say the math of me saying he looks five years well someone said he was the same age as me but oh yeah hey Dave I made a workout video in the middle of video I did a roast of you sort of firing back that my idle day Portnoy has been roasting me on BFF so we made a shrine to you it's all done good fun I hope you're okay

with it I even say I love you Dave I hope you're okay with it definitely something funny you could react to on BFF if you want to see a video i can send before we post my response was this feels like how when kanye asked taylor swift permission to use her in his song it's like i didn't know what the fuck he was talking about i was like are you cool with this so i don't know what the fuck you said or what you did so that's the first time i'm seeing it but no i i don't give a fuck when people roast me. World's best Josh Richards impression.

This is my impression of Josh Richards talking about anything. You want to come on the pod next week? Yeah, no, let's get you on the pod. Wait, did you say you had a UTI? I think my buddy had one the other week. What are you even talking about? You don't gamble? Oh, this jersey?

Yeah, no, I had my buddy sign it the other day. other day hey yo we got marissa on the live sending roses thank you so much marissa let's get you on the pod sorry josh that one i thought was so funny i thought that part killed me i don't get that you think that was good brie it was so spot on it's it's really not it's so hey marissa thank you for sending the roses that's hilarious yeah i thought that part was i thought i thought she killed that part but the rest was kind of i was good it was good it was good i maybe i could make i maybe i'll make one let's see if whose is better did tana cancel on brie did ken did tana cancel appearance and breeze podcast last minute did you get off to mexico okay so i get a call there's no way i get a call yesterday and she's like or i get a call two days ago and she's

like uh i don't have any power i can't get into my house uh so i i think i'm just gonna leave classic tana but she was like i don't want this to be another dave situation i don't want that at all so we're gonna reschedule so i'm not gonna roast her until i leave la what does that mean she didn't come on the pod she's gonna reschedule i know i'm gonna give her the week while i'm here and if she doesn't reschedule then then yes she did another tana dogs Lay with dogs, you get fleas. Fan questions. This or that. We got a couple fan questions.

Yeah, we have some this or that questions. A bunch of them sensitive ones. All right. We'll do two. I mean, this or that are quick questions. All right. I don't know. What do you want me to do?

It's on the sheet. I'm reading what's on the sheet. Let's do more than two. Do you have your apps freestanding on your phone or in folders? Freestanding. Freestanding, yeah. Yeah, both. They sometimes end up in the folders, but not by my choice. I don't organize them.

Iced coffee or hot coffee? Iced. Yeah, can you pick both or no? Is that really? Isn't that kind of cheating? There's no point to pick one. Well, it's like you have to pick one. It's pretty easy if you go both.

Well, I thought it was asking me what I did. And what I do is. Well, I do do both. May 1st to October 15th. Strict ice. Well, I do ice now all the time because I'm in warm weather. Fine. Ice.

All right, Josh. You're happy. Ice. Thank you. Brush teeth before breakfast slash coffee or after. All right, before. This is dumb. Game's over. Wow. That game was so stupid. Yeah, I mean,

those were bad questions. Yeah, those were bad questions. Do you eat lunch at noon or one o'clock? Dumb. Be better. Yeah, be better. Well, you can? Dumb. Be better. Yeah. Well, you can't be both. That's the show. Big one.

Maybe a big guest next time. Maybe. That's the show. Maybe we'll get Dixie on a lie detector or we'll get Josh on a lie detector. Yeah, Dixie, we'll get lie detector. We're going to get the Cavalier twins. The DeMaximos are coming on. We got a lot of shit going on.

Hell yeah. I got a nap coming up the the gixxy thing if you guys have a preference yeah let's see oh yeah let's see it what's how is this how are some of those tasks give a preference i kind of like the bottom of the top i i two were the last one so you both like the last one. Let's do that. But I think I ship should be on top and then Jixie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And maybe. Yeah. Okay. All right. We'll have those on sale next week. See you guys. Bye.