BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - THE BFFs GET THEIR MINDS BLOWN BY MENTALIST OZ PEARLMAN — BFFs EP. 105 WITH TEALA DUNN

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

We start off the show with surprise guest Oz Pearlman aka "The Mentalist" who finished third in America's Got Talent, and has appeared on hundreds of TV programs across networks since he broke onto the scene. He does a host of tricks that blow Dave, Bri, and Josh's minds in a way that is impossible to explain without seeing them. We then eventually recover from the tricks and get into headlines where we investigate what is going on in the Nessa, Sab, and Cynthia Parker beef and whether or not Josh has the inside scoop, Landon Barker writing a Lil Huddy disstrack, Bella Poarch's secret husband, Brent Rivera stealing from smaller creators, Logan Paul's WWE match and subsequent injury, Selena Gomez's kidney donor unfollowing her, People's 2022 Sexiest Man Alive, Drake's beef from his new album (and if he is better than Taylor Swift), Elon Musk going wild owning Twitter, Ellie Goulding married but looking for "friends" on Raya, a VR headset that kills the user, and Nikita Dragun getting arrested in Miami. We finish with BFFs corner where we figure out whether Bri is a crazy girlfriend for thinking her boyfriend's neighbor is hitting on him, and when the release of the BFFs merch that people have been clamoring for is coming. Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the Chicken Finger meals, stay for the Sauce. Order online at https://barstool.link/RaisingCanesBSS Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BetterhelpBFF for 10% off your first month. Felix Gray: Check out Felix Gray Glasses at https://barstool.link/FelixGrayBFFYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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Bree's introducing it. Special thanks. We have a thing at the top of the show? Yes. Yeah, yeah. It's a little surprise, Dave. It's a surprise, all right?

All right. You can act happy about it. You don't have to act so grumpy, dude. I don't know what the surprise is. I'm not just here for a little surprise. Am I supposed to know who that guy is?

He will soon. No, you won't in a second. Okay. Best intro ever. Wow. This is how we start. All right, Bree, take it off. Okay, are we good?

Yep, good whenever. All right, Dave, we have a surprise for you. We have Oz Perlman in the building. He's a mentalist. You finished third on America's Got Talent. He's been on The Ellen Show, The Fallon Show, Today Show, every major network. And do you want to explain to Dave what a mentalist is, what you do, and what you're going to be doing with us?

Dude, I freak people out. I get inside people's heads. It's like a magic show, but much better. Sweet. I think the thing you might have just seen me on is I was on Seattle Seahawks, and it went viral where I grabbed DK Metcalf's phone and just literally unlocked it right in front of him, and I've never seen somebody actawks and it went viral where I grabbed DK Metcalf's phone and just literally unlocked it right in front of him.

And I've never seen somebody act as quick grabbing it back. It's like he can read minds, Dave. Okay. So he's going to do that to us. And what's funny is Josh and I compete against each other. We did this thing on CNBC celebrity stock draft, guessing stocks. I obviously couldn't read the stock market as well that year. The year before went well But before you know

You know let's do this It's tough It's tough Why was this a surprise Like what was the point of not telling me about this I don't know Ask Austin Ask Austin

Awesome That's up to him Okay Let me ask you Before I walked in this room Yes Like true story Legit

Did you know me And we ever spoken a word in our life Before I came in the studio today? No, it's the first time seeing you so here's I want to try because if I ask you how about this right now if I ask You think of um, somebody you're going to talk to tomorrow It seems impossible, right that I could guess that yes, but it's not everybody's on social media the whole show I mean you got like tiktok instagram. I could find that out. I want to go back to something It's impossible. Anybody would know okay, I want you to close your eyes

And I want you to think of something everybody remembers. Do you remember your first grade teacher? Yes, I do. Yeah, but do you remember yours, Dave? Yes. Most people don't. Some people remember second grade, third grade, but I could have looked that up. I could have stalked you on Facebook.

Who knows? Do this. Everybody remembers this. Close your eyes. Think of the first person you ever had a huge crush on. Got it. I like how she kind of licked her lips. Got excited.

Bree. Do I call you Bree? Yes. Open your eyes. Would your co-host know? Would anybody else know this? No. Is there any way I could have found this out?

Like gone online? Anything like. No way. Here's what I do. I want you to think of that person's first name. Okay. And without using your fingers. Okay.

I don't want you to think I can see your fingers. Count how many letters are in that person's first name just to yourself. And watch her while she's doing this. Don't say it. Okay. You know it's a long name, right, Dave? If that was like three letters, if it was Ben, you don't count that long unless she's faking me out.

And I watch and you count it twice. Whenever people are confused when they count twice, they're like, oh my God, something's confusing. Maybe there's more than one letter look this way again it looked like you counted like this it's six letters isn't it yes yeah you counted twice you weren't sure hold up think of this pick any letter pick any letter in this person's name like mix them up and just grab a letter somewhere in the middle just think think of that one letter. M. Did you just think of an M?

Mm-hmm. What? You're straight up. This is not set up. You don't know me. There is no way I could have found this out anywhere, could I?

No. No way. Close your eyes. Can you guys see that clear? I'm trying to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Does it say Emmett? Oh, hold on. Oh, I know Can you guys see that clear? I'm trying to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Does it say Emmett?

Oh, hold on. I know you can see, but she, what is the person's name? Don't say it. I know you can read. Who is it? Emmett. Emmett. What the fuck?

That's crazy. That's literally my first crush from like kindergarten. Never talked about that before. Hold on, hold on. When you thought of Emmett, when you thought of Emmett, that's kind of a weird name too. That's not even like, she didn't think of like,

you know, Dave or Joe. You know what happens when you think of one thing? Like I've seen this with you, Dave, you do a pizza review. You're talking about one slice of pizza

and you mentioned another place because one memory sets off another. You thought of Emmett. You thought of some other boy I think you were friends with way back when that you don't even talk to anymore. Am I right?

Like another person's name that you're like, I don't even know why I thought of this kid. Am I correct? Yes. But hold on. Let's try this. Think of that person.

This is crazy. Think of that person. And let's try one more time. Think of how many letters in the person's first name. Don't say it. See, shorter name, shorter name. She finished counting quicker. That was quicker.

Five letters this time, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah. It's five. All right. Let's go quicker. That was quicker. Five letters this time, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah, it's five. All right. Let's go with this. No way. There's no way. I think this kid was older than you. Didn't really like him. I'm going to go with this.

Don't say it this time. Don't say it. Don't say it. I don't think... Close your eyes. Don't say it. Don't say it. I might be wrong. I might be wrong. I might be close. Has to be wrong open your eyes open your eyes is there any way freaking in the world

anybody could know this like you just thought it's one person this person popped in your head for no reason right no we went to school for like three years

who just popped in your head what's his name Aiden Aiden what stop what

like please stop alright how how is this a bit hold up hold up Dave Dave let's do this.

This is crazy. You don't know what's going on. Studio, you're far away. Where are you? Sunny Miami? Yes. I'm in New York. All right.

Here's what I do. Grab your phone. Grab your phone. Yeah. This is unreal. This is crazy. Go to Instagram. And I want you to go, start going through your feed.

Like go through people you follow. Totally random. Start looking through. Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down. Whenever you want, man. Whenever you feel an urge, just stop on one post. Yep. You got one?

Is there any way I can know what this is? Straight up. Any possible way I can know? Not that I'm aware. Okay. Let's take it a step further. Open up the caption. Is there a caption on the post?

Yep. And I want you to look up and down, and I want you to pick a word. Pick a word, man. Pick a word in that caption. But don't pick a hashtag. Pick a word. Yep. You got one?

Yep. Come on now. There's no way. Dave. All right, look at me. Look at this. God doesn't even blink. The intensity on Portnoy.

This is insane. Yeah. I'm still freaked out about the Emmett and Aiden. All right. Let's go crazy. Yeah. I'm still freaked out about that. And then Aiden. All right. Let's go. All right. Okay. Dave, was the person that you thought of, I just want to know this, the person you thought of, an obvious choice for you or not really?

Well, I didn't really think of anybody. You just told me to scroll down and stop. Tell us what's the word you picked. What's the word? Say it. Four. Like when you say four four is it the number four? F-O-R Yeah

Not even close right? I can't see the picture Dead on Dave What? That's crazy There's no way You know it's good Dave's absolutely no way you know it's good dave's cracking a smile you know it's got to be good josh actually you know what one trick baby

one trick one bite we know the rules what do you rate that dave that was great i don't know how you're doing what's my number what's my number four one to ten what do we get on that oh that's a great that's a great ten wow what do we get what that? That's a great trick. What was the rating on that? You said ten. I don't know what's going on. I feel like I'm just being pranked. I brought something here. Barstool Sports. Bree, is this thing all sealed up? Yes.

I didn't forget about you over there. It's Josh. I'm so sorry. I didn't meet your guest. Who's with you? What is your name? I'm Tila. Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Oz. Hold on to this. Is that thing all sealed up? Here's what I want to do. Let's get Tila in here. Let's get Josh. How about this? Josh. Yeah. Tila, I want you to give me a number. It's so funny that Dave did a number four, even though he gave me a 10. I like that. One bite, one trick. That's all I'm giving you. Tila, quick,

name a number between one and a hundred hundred but I want you to change your mind a bunch of times before you say it change your mind over and over so later on you're going to be like dude there's just no way

he could have known name any number between one and a hundred go right now right now just say the number say it

five bam five it is get rid of this one right now this. Five it is. Get rid of this one. It's right not this one. Five it is. And how do you spell T-E-A-L-A? T-E-A-L-A.

She's like, you're that good. Why don't you tell me? All right. Adam. Adam. Josh. No, no. I know Josh.

I'm trying to think. Not Adam. Austin. Not David. No, no. Not Jake. You know what? Forget the names I just said.

Make sure I didn't put a name in your head. No, I know Austin. I know what I said. Josh. Okay. Think of somebody famous. Okay? If you guys have never had on the podcast, don't let me influence you.

Forget the names I said. It's going to get in his head now. Somebody famous that you find fascinating. Now, listen to me. This could be somebody that you're a huge fan of. This could be somebody that you never met before. This could be somebody you want to meet. Whatever you want.

Somebody that you find absolutely fascinating fan of. This could be somebody that you never met before. This could be somebody you want to meet, whatever you want. Somebody that you find absolutely fascinating. Go hit it. Who'd you think of? Say it out loud. Anybody. But before you say it, that last moment, the same way that Dave could have picked any word on that page, you could change your mind to the last moment. Go. Who'd you think of? Will Smith. Good one, man. He was was in here that is a really good one I know gets heated with Will Smith oh yeah have you met Will? I haven't

I haven't either I haven't either and let's end big on this Bree that envelope it's all sealed up is that right? it's all sealed up

all sealed up do me a favor and Dave you're known for pizza you're known for pizza but you're way more than that name a different food that you greatly enjoy that would surprise people. Or, I like emotions.

Either you love or you hate. Love or hate. Or if you want to throw me for a curveball, man, just name a random food and screw me over. Totally your call here. Name a food that just popped in your head when I said all that. Chinese. Do you want to be more specific? Give me a dish.

We can't just do a full cuisine. Hit me with a dish. Lo mein. What kind? Oh, you're going deep here. Come on. Let's go. Don't tease me.

What is it? Pork lo mein. Pork lo mein. Good. Okay. Let's do it. Is that thing sealed? It's sealed.

And I wrote T-line. I spelled your name right. I wrote down every single person's name. Josh Richards, right? Canadian. Yeah, Richards. I'm married to a Canadian. Rip it open. Shout out. Oh, go Canadians. I spelled your name right I wrote down every single person's name Josh Richards right Canadian I'm married to a Canadian rip it open shout out

go Canadians tear the tap rip it open that thing is sealed baby is it sealed show them what's inside another very very sealed envelope

sealed envelope I don't want to mess up the nails they're looking very good this is so crazy just so I know the situation here with the mic if I move over can I move the mic as well?

How will this work? Yeah, yeah. You can move the mic with you. I'm going to do this. I'm going to give you this. Slice. This is, I don't know where this is even going to go. Slice and dice.

You do it. You do it. You know what? Can I get you, yeah, to slice the top of this off? Is he a wizard? Yeah. Oh, my God. Now, straight up, before we do this, open that up so they can see what's inside of there.

Was there anything else in there? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Anything else in there? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Anything else in there? Empty. And that one, can you just hold it up? If we could just hold that up for a sec. Can I get closer to you?

Is that okay? Yeah. Oh, no. I'm sorry. My bad. Inside. Inside. This thing is like, do you see the colors?

Can you tell them? What do we got? Yeah, we got pink and blue. The blue. Do you see the blue one? Yes. The blue in there? The pink.

I don't want to touch it. Grab the pink one out. If that thing comes out Without ripping It means security seal Is intact It means that Around the top

It was stapled Will you grab this out yourself And that thing is sealed Is that thing stapled Everywhere Every single inch Couldn't have gotten into it If this was here

Everywhere Every inch is stapled BFFs baby Represent Is it sealed Was this Is there any way Anybody could have

Put something in Taken something out Switched all this stuff No only if you could freeze time. It's like that old school show. Rip it open. All right. Oh, my God.

What's in here? Rip. Rip it open. Okay. And right there, is there a sheet of paper? There's a sheet of paper. Hold on. Before you do, hold your hand tight.

She's got that in her hand. So, Dave, when you remember this later and you're thinking about this, she's got that in her hand. If there was any tricks, if anything could happen, you're holding this right now. Imagine that we spin a globe, okay? And we stop the globe and we put our finger on one spot and you go, oh my God, God, I want to go there. Number one place in the world. I want you to close your eyes like you could visualize.

You're looking at a picture. Number one place in the world city you'd love to go you've never been. Say it. Where'd you think of? Amsterdam. Amsterdam? Open up that piece of paper. Teal, you said what number?

Five. Read what I fold and staple. Nice and loud. Nice and slow. Thanks for having me on the show. BFF's podcast is going global and kicking off a five-city tour in beautiful Amsterdam. Our first guest is none other than Taylor Swift and planning to serve... Whoa.

Taylor Swift. Damn it, Josh. All right, all good. T-Swift, come on, next time. We'll get her on the pod. Keep going. Taylor Swift and planning to serve up some delicious pork lo mein. Get your tickets today. Only one bit of bad news. T-Swift had to bail last minute, but not to worry. We instead

got Will Smith. What? No, there's no way. There's... Just where are the cameras? This has to be... There's no way. there's no way. There's, just where are the cameras? This has to be, there's no way. There's no way. Pork O'Mean, Will Smith, Amsterdam Five. Well, that last one, I'm going to rewatch the tape.

I don't know when he's getting close to you, what's going on there. How? I don't know what he was doing. Yeah, but why did he get close to you? Also, everything was stapled and sealed. She said Amsterdam when she was holding her hand tight, Dave. I did.

I'm going to rewatch this like a thousand times. This is crazy. There's a lot of chest hair showing. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy. Like, I have chills. I'm spooked. It's a magic trick. trick uh you're not reading my

yeah oh yeah no i'm not psychic man i know how to read people i mean i can assure you bullshit there's something going on i don't know what is tricky you're not reading i don't know how you did that but it's it's you did that, but it wasn't even on my mind. There was nothing to read. I'm just like, I don't know what the fuck's going on. You got to be a wizard or something. I think you're a wizard, Loki. You going to tell us or what?

No, not as good for my job security. A lot of tequila. Tell me. I get me wasted. I'll tell you. Then I got to kill you. It's very, very strict rules. Okay.

A little surprise. A little surprise to kick off. I don't even know what day of the week very strict. Okay. Okay. A little surprise. A little surprise to kick off. I don't even know what day of the week it is. Tuesday? Yeah. Yep. Yep.

It's Tuesday. A couple days later. Ran the marathon. Feeling good now. I'm going to have to rewatch all this shit. I don't. You can wormhole, baby, at O's The Mentalist. O's The Mentalist. You're going to watch hours.

Clearly, you somehow wrote four after I said it. Clearly. How did he do that? I don't know. I don't fucking know. How did he pick Will Smith? I don't know, but he did it. He did it.

He did it right after. I was in on Aiden. Yes, he did. Aiden and Emmett. There's no fucking way he knew what I was doing that way, unless there's a cheater or someone in there. But how did he know my first crush? And then.

I don't know. He's about to format his phone and get a new one. He's getting very worried. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I know it's like, he's not reading our fucking minds.

He's not an alien. He must be. He must be an alien. How did he write five and i'm on the way to the zoo super yeah it's super impressive i don't know how he's doing it and i'm gonna figure it out you know you know that you know that scene in paul like the movie and he like will like grab their heads or whatever and then like show them all the secrets to the universe i feel like you can do that i'm doing it nobody in here who thinks he's reading our mind right i do he is

a high level magician that's doing incredible magic thank you he's reading our mind yeah bam thanks to you i think you are a mind reader reading like i'm used to the magicians that like pull the card tricks you know and it's like well that oh look it's coming out of my mouth but this is some other shit yeah no it no, it was great. This is crazy. That was great. Like, I've never seen anything like that before. He even got us with a little bait. He goes, oh, it was Taylor Swift.

Oh, no, next time. Oh, psych. She's not coming. It's Will Smith. That's crazy. I thought he fucked up. I thought he did, too. Will Smith is walking in the room and slapping me. That's how this shit's going viral, let me tell you.

Damn. I don't know how you're doing it, but I'm going to figure it out. You'll never figure it out, Dave. No, I'm going to watch this tape on repeat for the rest of my life. He's going to loop it. One day. It's very impressive. That's my clip right there.

It's not impressive. Dave is going to say I'm going to watch this tape on repeat for the rest of my life. That's it. I am. I'm going to figure it out. I'm going to figure out when you got close to Bree, what was going on. I don't know. I don't know, but I'm going to figure it out. It was very impressive figure out when you got close to Bree, what was going on. I don't know. I don't know, but I'm going to figure it out.

It was very impressive. I like magic. That was great magic. Thank you. I'm not psychic. I'm not claiming that. No, I know. If I was psychic, I would have won $1.9 billion in the lotto this morning.

Correct. That's what I would have done. Yes. He's a brilliant magician. Very impressive. Thank you. Yeah, that was awesome. I still don't believe it.

What a way to start the show. You know what? Should we end it big? Grab your phone. Okay. And I want this to be random because, again, you thought for a second, I wish I could do this with them, but I can't see them far away. Go to your contacts.

Okay. Contacts. And you know that she just popped the name Aiden, popped her head. Did you write Aiden's name down? Did you whisper to me? Did you say anything? No, I haven't been in contact with him. Start scrolling through your list of names.

Right now, real time. Dave, you're seeing this, right? Is there a mirror or anything behind you that I could see? You know what? Let's be safe. Let's do this. I don't want to get close, but just tip down. Can I show you?

No, my bad, my bad. Other. Can I just get close? Yeah. Like this, down. Okay. So when you scroll, you can't even see what you're doing. Okay.

You feel me? Can we do this? Can we just move it towards the camera? Can you just see? Can I just show you? Is it really moving? Because otherwise it's going to be very, is it moving or not? Yeah.

Can you guys, is that how you guys see it on the camera? I can't tell. Probably like doing something. Dave, make sure I'm not doing anything. Is it scrolling? I'm watching. I'm watching. So you take it.

Okay. Start scrolling. A whole little lower so nobody can it start scrolling a whole little lower so nobody can see on camera a little lower I shut it off on accident oh yeah

don't time out okay okay now only key thing here is if you accidentally butt dial somebody you know what I'm saying so

you did something a second ago when you did it were you going only to your favorites or were you in like the full thing full contact

okay okay great so can you guys see which camera is this showing to i just want to make sure i love how dave's not even blinking he's like something's going on watch closely there's clearly something going on tell me what it is i gotta i don't fucking know you're very good okay so do this stop if you bring it close to the camera. How tight can that camera zoom? Okay, take it. You're going to bring this close to your body. You do it from scratch. Do it from scratch.

Scroll again. Get the camera in close while she's doing it. Is that okay? Make sure. I want to make sure you're seeing it move and that you know for a fact it's moving. So you do it. Can you look under?

Is it on? Yes. Give it a scroll. Quick, quick, quick. Swipe. Whenever you want, say, I'm done. Low, lower, lower. Wait, I might have shut it off. No, no, don yes give it a scroll quick quick quick swipe whenever you want say I'm done low lower lower

wait I might have shut it off no no don't shut it off I might have shut it off oh really yeah okay okay

okay I'm scrolling what's the tightest you can get I'm going to do one thing different I want her to be able to show you this because the phone

he's going to think it's something to do with the phone here just jot down the name and go up to the camera and show them. Don't whisper it. Don't say it on the thing. Any name?

Yeah, forget your phone. Just somebody you just thought of. Somebody that they know or don't know, barstool or different. Somebody that you know. Write down that person's first name. Wait until I'm turning around. Can you do this? Can you literally come over and put your hands on my face?

Is there any chance? Put your hands on my face. There's no way I can see this. Cover me up. Okay. Did you guys see it? We didn't see it. Do you want me to show them?

My bad, my bad. Yeah, just make sure I can't see it. It's a refocused thing. You guys got that? No. Okay, so forget it. I can't see it go you can go closer brie okay now you see it yes i see it okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes it's folded okay don't say okay okay yes by the way this this dude, good temperature, well-moisturized. Very nice hands over here. Very nice.

Hints of lemon verbena. Is it folded? Yes. Fold it one more time. Well-moisturized. If you can, eat it. Eat it? Totally kidding.

I like how she would have done it. Barstool sports intensity. Take this sucker. Who saw it? Is it folded so we can't see? Yes, yes. Shred. Take it.

Are you looking? Watch over my shoulder. Make sure this thing's all ripped up. Hold out your hand, please. Rip. Rip. Shred. Take it. Are you looking? Watch over my shoulder. Make sure this thing's all ripped up. Hold out your hand, please. Rip. Rip. Here's what I think. I think, Jay, I think she would have done somebody that you guys all know because when I said it, I watched your eyes flicker. Guaranteed. I think it's a friend of the pod. I bet you anything she did somebody

who's been on the show before because all of you seem to recognize it. Once you saw the name, you all went, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I think it's somebody it's a female. If it was a guy, she'd be more excited. So far I'm good. Do you know think it's somebody, it's a female. If it was a guy, she'd be more excited. So far, I'm good. Do you know this person's first and last name? Yes.

Think of the first name? Think of the last name? Last name is shorter than the first name, isn't it? Oh, my God. It sounds like a sunshine. Addison Rae. Is it Addison? Wow.

Oh, my God. She hasn't been on the pod, though, so you lose. I lose. She's going to be. Her and Taylor Swift are on next week. You're welcome. Gosh. All right. Drop the mic, baby.

That's it. Clearly, yeah. High-level magic, high-level witchcraft. Witchcraft. High-level magic. It's high-level magic. Teela's throwing holy water at the camera, which will not work because I'm Jewish. So, yes.

High-level magic. Very impressive. That's insane, man. All right, gang. Have a great day. Thanks for having me. Thanks I'm Jewish. So yes, I love magic. Very impressive. That's insane. All right, gang, have a great day. Thanks for having me. Thanks for coming on.

Thank you. Thank you. Later. Yeah. Thanks for being a wizard. All right. Wow. That was,

I have no words. I'm really bamboozled right now. Why didn't you tell me that, Austin? I thought it'd be better as a, we're going to do it for everyone as a surprise, but then he was here. I would have, I thought you didn't want me to try to figure it out. Like, I didn't have that, Austin. I thought it would be better. We're going to do it for everyone as a surprise, but then he was here. I thought you didn't want me to try to figure it out.

I didn't have time to figure out what he's doing. So you said the first 10 pages is in French? Yes, correct. Thank you. That was great. I don't know how he fucking did the reading thing. I don't understand. My childhood crush, that's crazy to me. That's insane. I just don't understand my childhood crush that's crazy to me that's insane i just don't

understand how he's writing it out he would have he would have known all that stuff he wasn't he showed you guys before i said it he also had the big he had the he had the like uh shipment package the parcel or whatnot he was like isn't that sealed and then goes and asks us all the questions no didn't show us a lot of back and forth in that part but he never he never he never asked me about who i was thinking of until after he showed the parcel then i go will smith and then we start ripping it open and it's like yeah that didn't make any sense it's just crazy because we'll never know like it's just magic but we'll never know how it does no i i it's now like kind of my life mission to figure it out.

I'm super happy that you're going to put all your time into figuring this out, Dave, because I would just go on with my life being like, it's magic. I can't go on with it. He went to University of Michigan when he was 16 and he runs like 100 mile marathons every other day. He's not reading minds. I don't know what he's doing. Nobody can read minds like that.

No, he's just a genius, I think. Well, he's a magician. I don't know how he's doing it, but that's the beauty of a great magician. This is true. But how is he getting people's passwords and everything? Yeah. That's my thing. Did you see that video when he went in DK Metcalf's phone? Yeah's phone yeah no i've got i had no fucking idea who this guy was so he went in front of all

the seattle seahawks and then does the same thing that he did just did with us and he walks up to dk metcalf and just by grabbing dk metcalf's finger and putting it over kind of the phone he can kind of like tell by your body language where your fingers start pausing and where they like go to and then he just first tried typed in his password gave it back to him imagine dating him that would be scary you couldn't do that he would just know everything

that you're thinking he would know everything yeah he'd go he could go through your phone at any moment it would be a dangerous relationship should be printed now, Dave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost done. He'd be sitting there like,

so where were you last night? He said, I'm a fan of Dave. He's like, can I come on? That's cool. A little Dave support. I don't know what I think of this guy. He's going to tell me how he's doing it. He's going to kill you after, he said.

Like there's, maybe he does research before, but that doesn't explain how he knew for how he knew for and how he knew my childhood crush i've never but there's no way he read my mind because i wasn't mom he's just like i just stopped randomly and just look like how would he know that i guess he just does like that was really weird i don't know especially the word you chose you chose for yeah but i said it before he showed it no you know you didn't yes i did but i but i saw him

i said it before he showed it but i saw him write it so he said it before he he he if i didn't say it if i said you show it before i say it i guarantee you he wouldn't have had it we have to re-watch it i know i said it first. Yeah, but he showed it and he had it. I don't know. Maybe he drugged you. I don't know, Brie. He did something after I said four that he somehow got it on there. I don't know how.

Well, still, he showed you guys Emmett before I said it. That was crazy. He did. Childhood crush. Little childhood crush. That's crazy. He did show Childhood crush. Little childhood crush. That's crazy. He did show us. Does anyone else know? Maybe he does research.

I don't fucking know. I thought there'd be like a pre-production meeting with him and everything because I was like, there's got to be something like that. He didn't contact us at all. All right. So anyways, we'll get into the headlines. Welcome, Tila. Thank you. I'm so happy to be back.

I love this podcast. You guys are like the only podcast I like religiously watch. All right, good. We'll take that. Two time. Because you guys just keep it real. You're not like fake. That's how we be.

Yeah, right? That's why we're going to figure out. What was that guy's name? Oz Perlman. Oz Perlman. We're going to figure it out. Cool name, too. That's even like a magician name.

That is. It's great magic. I love great magic, but I'd like to know how we did the magic. Anyways, so you guys saw each other on Halloween, huh? We did. Is that how you ended up here? No. It was already booked.

It was just a random coincidence. Yeah, I think it was just a random coincidence. Yeah. No, I feel like I've actually seen you a lot. I like, yeah, parties and going out and whatnot. So you also have a new podcast coming out? Yeah, it already went out. Okay.

That's my bad. You don't like it? Yeah, that sounded like you were like, ugh. What is it? What do you do? I'm sorry, I didn't listen to it. No, it's fine it's called anonymously yours and basically um my supporters can send me in like their craziest stories

and advice but it's all anonymous um and so but the stories are crazy are they made up a lot of i mean i don't think so i don't know because she's taking stories from yeah yeah she's taking stories from anonymous people. I guess they could be lying, right? Who knows? But they were like the craziest stories ever. Just like so many young girls being like, oh, I'm dating my best friend's dad behind my bestie's back. Like, what is going on?

I get a lot of DMs about that, too. Yeah. That's crazy. It was weird. Weird. A lot of like father-friend. You get specifically those DMs, Brie? I get a lot of DMs about that too. Yeah. That's crazy. It was weird. Weird. A lot of like father, friend. You get specifically those DMs, Bri? I get DMs.

Like I'm dating my best friend's dad. What world do you guys live in? Like you just people randomly? I hooked up with my dad's, I mean my best friend's dad. I don't know how to tell her. How to tell her. I'm like, what the fuck? It's a thing.

I don't know why. It's like really weird. Well, Dilpser. Yeah. Dilpser. Good. Yeah. In. All right. know why. It's like really weird. Well, Dilps are, yeah, Dilps are good. Yeah.

And, all right, so welcome. But that's not like what I'm like currently working on. I just booked a TV show pilot, and I actually fly out to Georgia tomorrow to film it. So I'm really excited. What is it? Yeah, congratulations. If it gets picked up, it'll be on Disney+. Okay. It's like a teen Riverdale meets Ghostbusters

kind of vibe. I actually just watched one of the movies that you were in, the one that you were promoting last time you were on, and you're a very good actress. Thank you so much. It was good. It was a cute movie. You gonna give us the name or are we just gonna sit here? Crush.

She said it. You just weren't listening very well, Dave. Still thinking about that magic. I'm trying to help the guest. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Unfortunately, life doesn't come with a user manual, so when it's not working for you, it's normal to feel stuck. Navigating any of life's challenges can make you feel unsure, whether it's a career change, a new relationship, or becoming a parent.

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Sab, Nessa, and Cynthia Beef. Sab, I don't know. Oh, God. Yeah, I don't know who any of these people are except Nessa. Oh, God. Sab, DeletePix with Cynthia Offer, Social Media, Pride of This. Oh, no. Nessa, Sab, Sabda. I don't know. Oh, God. Yeah, I don't know who any of these people are except Nessa. Oh, God. Sabda lead picture. Cynthia offers social media pride to this. Nessa, Sabda, and Cynthia were very close.

And Cynthia was one of the people included in Nessa's tweets about having select friends that were perceived to be a shot at mad. Sabda and Nessa unfollowed Cynthia on Instagram. Others in their social group unfollowed her as well. Sabda posted a picture of Nessa on her story. Then Nessa reposts saying, my shawty bae forever and only you. I don't know who any of these people are.

That's actually, how do you not know that? They're like a trio. I know Nessa. They were all best friends. They're like all friends. Or they were all friends, I guess. The three musketeers. And they're pretty big on social media, Dave, like in LA.

They're like, they were the it girls, those three. In L.A. Well, they're the L.A. girls. Aren't they? I've never seen them. I mean, no, they're big on social media. Like all of them are pretty big. Yeah.

Have we ever talked about Sab or Cynthia on this show? Yes. 100%. 100% both. Cynthia, definitely. 100%, no. When? Sab, also. 100%. 100% both. Cynthia, definitely. 100% no. When? Sab also.

Well, 100% yes. 100% yes. Yes. Who did Cynthia used to date? Quentin. Quentin. From the Sway House. Yes.

So we've talked about them before. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. In what regard? They had a bad breakup, didn't they? I don't remember the regard, if I'm going to be honest. But I know, regardless, we talked about Cynthia and Sap.

That's awesome. Yep. Have we talked about these people? Yeah, we have. Okay. But not extensively. That's why I put the thing at the top of the sheet so that you'd have a better understanding of the three of them like best friends. Because I didn't think you'd remember.

Why are they fighting? Yeah. Do you guys know the tea? Spill it. Just spill it. Come on. The whole world. You just laughed like you really know it.

Yeah, you definitely laughed like you know it. She knows exactly what's going on. More stuff on the next page about theories and stuff like that. I have a theory, but I cannot say it because I'm throwing way too many people. Oh. The next page is still about them? Yeah, the first three pages are about them. I have a theory, but I cannot say it because I'm throwing way too many people. Oh, I do. The next page is still about them. Yeah, the first three pages are about it. Okay, so I'll just keep reading.

I must be running out of ink because it's hard for me to see. Nick Sterneolo, also don't know who that is, likes a comment saying, Cynthia apparently tried to get with Jaden and Jaden told them. Nick claims he accidentally liked that comment i can't read the comment i'm out of ink am i missing stuff cynthia he said he said i like that comment by accident big fingers got the best of me but what was the comment uh the comment was apparently because she tried to get with jayden something something they on all unfollowed her got it um cynthia

morgan cohen go on live saying they don't know why people want to know about drama duh who are these people what you're famous for yeah everyone everyone wants to know about drama yeah literally nobody would know who anybody was if it wasn't for this drama someone leaked vulgar messages there were allegedly with cynthia suggesting jayden should overdose yikes what that has to be fake yeah apparently she already posted and said it was though because that's like that's absurd she goes she posts on her instagram story and said the dms are fake uh i've got to address this i'm not sure who is creating fake messages that are just so cruel it is absolutely sick and disturbing i don't even own twitter it's been over two years since i've used the app such a horrendous thing to do please

stop i'm done with drama okay so again that has to be fake that's insane me not knowing is the craziest thing to say these people it appears this is all and i see does josh know what's going on teela you acted like you did but then say you can't throw your theory actually no so nessa cynthia and sab friends obviously were well aware that one point nessa was dating jayden it sounds like they think cynthia then hit on jayden so they broke up that's what this is about that's what that's what one of the rumors are it definitely has to do what why other do girls fight than boys it has to do with yeah what do girls fight about that's a good i think usually the basis is boys yeah usually yeah or like if you're jealous of

another girl if there's a jealous girl in the relationship then they'll start hating on each other and fighting so maybe that could play part in it too maybe but that is always over boys it is over i think it's always over boys yeah but i also feel like these three have been like on again off again friends for the last like three years so it could just be like another little blimp in the in the friendship you know what i mean yeah definitely um laden writes a clapback song landon bark landon barker teases a song clapping back at huddy although he says in the song he doesn't have an issue with huddy they're still doing this it seems that way i feel like this has been going on for so long is he still dating josie landon no landon's with charlie

landon's with char. Dave, keep up. Come on. God damn it. Everything's going too fast. Oh, Josie's with nobody. Jaden. I don't know. I think we just speculated that.

We speculated and we were like, that could make sense. You know what I mean? But it's not true. Yes. But you were right. Landon used to be with Josie. Okay. I was just with Josie like a week ago. And she was Yes, but you were right. Because I was just... Landon used to be with Josie. Okay. I was just with Josie

like a week ago and she was like, nah, never happened. That's not true. Never happened. Okay. My mind is still on those tricks,

not these rumors. Yeah, yeah. Brain still. Correct. Bella Porch divorces her secret husband, Bella Troy. What?

Yeah. She's married? Yeah, she had like a secret husband for four years what what yeah yeah like the best kept secret on tiktok probably ever that's insane how do you hide a marriage uh is that because she wanted to keep like if people thought she was like a sex symbol type thing i think so right because like think about the music that's like i feel like it's got to be a little bit of like uh oh i posted a lot of guys are into me if i post a husband now it's

like all these guys that are like have that delusion that they're going to be able to get with her are going to lose that because they're like oh she's married a lot of girls do that they hide their boyfriend yeah i never would have guessed that she was married That's crazy Why would you if she hit it It says considering they married before her fame Do you think she has a prenup Who wrote that question Of course not Why would someone who doesn't have a lot of money

Or think they need a prenup have a prenup They were both in the military They don't have a prenup No why What a dumb question. Well, that husband's going to get lucky. Why? Is she like uber rich?

Yes. She's got to be like pretty rich. She has to be. Also, her music does really well too. She's the top. She's got the top TikTok video. She has the video with the most views. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That crazy. So I'm assuming she's got some bankroll. Yeah. I didn't know she was a set up. Shout out to Duke. Her music is actually really good. Like, it sounds so legit, supposedly. I'm going to have to listen to that.

I feel like this guy kind of deserves a little bit of money. He has to sit in the silence for four years. You know what I mean? She's best friends with Elon's own. That would suck. Grimes. That would suck. Really?

Bella Porte. Yeah, they're always, because Grimes is a DJ, right? So then she's crazy. Some would say. Some would suck. Really? Bella Porte. Yeah, they're always... Because Grimes is a DJ, right? So then she's crazy. Some would say. Some would say. Some would say. The Elon Musk clan are nuts. Yeah, they're not normal.

You can take that either positively or negatively, but they're not normal people. Yeah. Brent Rivera accused of stealing content from a smaller creator. A smaller creator, Josh Slavin, calls out Brent Rivera for nearly exactly copying his contact. Brent Rivera stealing TikTok. Brent pinned

a comment on his YouTube saying he was inspired by Josh's video. Okay. Oof. You know you've made it when a creator with over 100 million social media followers takes inspiration from one of your videos. Check it out. I've got a notebook and I'm going to go to a fancy restaurant and act like a food critic.

Let's see if they treat me any differently. I have a notebook and I'm going to go to a fancy restaurant and act like a food critic to see if they treat me any differently. I booked a lunch reservation here at a Michelin star restaurant in Hong Kong. I booked a lunch reservation at a Michelin star restaurant. To start the meal I kept it low key while I tried the first two items. Okay, this is, this is insane. After taking some pictures and giving it a few minutes, I whipped out the notebook.

I whipped out the notebook. Ever since I took out my notebook, this is me watching Meal & Quots. I took out my notebook, the waiters have not stopped looking over here. I see the waiters chatting a little bit back and forth and I start to notice a big shift. The waiters are talking about me right now. The manager comes up to my table and says, hey, I'm going to go to the restaurant. I'm going to go to the restaurant. I'm going to go to the restaurant.

I'm going to go to the restaurant. I'm going to go to the restaurant. I'm going to go to the restaurant. I'm going to go to the restaurant. I'm going to go to the restaurant. I'm going to go to the restaurant. in a few minutes i whipped out the notebook ever since i took out my notebook he's been watching me like hot i took out my notebook the waiters have not stopped looking over here and i start to notice a big shit the waiters are talking about me right now the manager comes up to my table gives me his card with his personal cell phone number and tells me to give him a call whenever i need a reservation the manager gave me his business card and some complimentary dessert i keep churning out that nuanced analysis while they bring i had to take note of it that's crazy that's bar for bar so it's flow from the manager all right we get it yeah no that's that's yeah bar. So it's from the manager. All right, we get it. Yeah, no, that's that.

Yeah, it's the exact same video. He got a little script and made made the exact same video. So did he say that he was his inspiration from the beginning or only after he got heat? Only after. That's what. Is that what it says? Yeah, it was only. Yeah, it was only later when everyone's saying that he didn't even say a copy.

Just like this was Louise. This is what a scumbag yeah you gotta be down bad and how do you think you're gonna get away with that this also happens all the time yeah somebody that big though yes oh my god brent's been doing that for years yeah i was gonna say this is this is brent's cup of tea oh and that's no shade to brent like. I've known Brent, but yeah, all his content's like, yes. There are other videos that are exactly like his content. Oh, I didn't know that. And he'll take it word for word, yeah, for years. Four years.

Yeah, yeah. And I think it's... What a weasel. I think he knows that. No, I think he knows that, though. He definitely knows that. He puts the little inspiration. I've seen him do that in a lot of videos, but also...

But it's still like the exact same video. That's trash. Yeah, what a weasel. That's absolute trash. That's crazy. He's a scumbag. I'm shocked no one knew that. He can't cancel his ass.

That's trash. Yeah, that's fire. So he's just famous for stealing other people's videos then. Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying every video is taken, but he just does main trends. If he's done that. oh, well, time out. All right, time out. What's the take?

You got to think about it from that aspect. That's a little different if you're saying he just does trends as opposed to find an unknown person. Was that a trend? No, but I'm saying any video that blows up, right, it has a possibility to start being a trend and a lot of people start doing it. For example, there was a big trend

where people went to one star rated restaurants and like tried them out, right? Versus like a five star rated restaurant. And even though there was an original creator who had that idea, so many different people did it. And because a mass group of people did it, no one looked at the people that started doing it

and going, oh, you copied this original. So if Brent's just the second guy to do this and then other people start doing it, you know what I mean? That's unfair. No, because when you are that big of a creator, you either have to jump on when everyone's doing it and it's obvious that everyone sees it.

It's like, oh, he's doing the trend. Versus it's almost like you're looking for something nobody knows so you can take credit for it and he did it verbatim too I'm not saying it isn't a sleazy move that's not what I'm saying I'm just saying social media is literally built

off of people copying other people's videos especially how things are now especially with like YouTube shorts and TikTok I don't disagree with that but it how things are now. Especially with like YouTube Shorts and TikTok. I just feel like it's like the same. I don't disagree with that. But it should be clear if the idea is yours or you took it. You should just honestly. A bigger creator. He could have actually just said in the caption, saw whatever the guy's asking.

And got inspired. Do this. Do this. And wanted to try it myself. Yeah, at least give credit. But he didn't until he got caught. Especially if you're going to say the exact same word that he did too and put the text over yeah he should have gave and the video probably would have done just as good yeah yeah as the

like it would have done just as good as the video he posted if he would have just said yo by the way i saw this person do it first wanted to try this 100 same same video get the same views and you probably get more respect actually from the community because they're like, oh, he's actually giving props to a small creator. Yeah, correct. Which is dope. Piece of shit.

The last time he was brought up, everyone felt bad for him, and we were all on his side, so it is now. Why? Yeah, because remember. Oh, I remember that. Oh, he's the guy with the tiny dick? No, it wasn't tiny dick.

It was weak dick game. Yeah. Weak dick game. Weak bed game. Karma. Taylor Swift, karma. Wait, what's the karma, though? He gets obliterated online for having weak dick game, and then he has a bad video?

Well, you said he's been stealing content forever, so it's like he kind of got this comment to you, Brent. Oh. Who said he's terrible at sex? Ava. Ava. Ava. Ava or Eva. Ava.

Sorry. Tough. Logan Paul was wrestling. They said he tore his ACL. I didn't see it. Looked really cool. He's really good at wrestling. Yeah, I've heard a lot of...

I've actually heard a lot of... Because I kind of get WWE clips on my For You page. I'm not even going to lie. I grew up watching it, so I kind of still like to see stuff every once in a while and a lot of people have been commenting whether you like logan paul or not what he's doing for wwe is awesome like he's a good wwe actor and all that yeah and then this is supposedly true logan's supposed to have boxing come back january um at misfits four yeah they asked me to announce it. Oh, cool.

How's he going to fight with a torn ACL MCO? It's a great point, Josh. Wait, did he stop mid-wrestle match when he tore it? No, he continued. No, you go through. Yeah, you go through. Oh, shit.

Wait, did he tear it? I keep seeing this clip of him jumping. Yeah, with the iPhone. That was real. So in the match. Is that where he broke it? No, I don't know when he broke it. He could have been anywhere, I think. I don't think they said specifically. Because that looked crazy.

It was pretty sick. That video was so cool. Selena Gomez's kidney donor unfollows her? Yeah, this has been everywhere. This was crazy. I just watched the documentary, too. I don't even want to give my take on it. Did you guys watch it? I did. I didn't't watch the documentary so it's hard for me to give my take but i

personally gotta say if i open up my body to you and give you a piece of it so that you can keep on living you better give me a fucking shout out in your doc dog you better say hey guess what this person is my friend so it's literally my ride or die like literally so that's what the issue is apparently selena gomez on her dock said i never fit in with the cool group of girls that were celebrities my only friend in the industry really is taylor swift so you could like the girl that donated the kidney Is she like a famous person? She's an actress Yeah she's been in like a lot of shows

But I feel like she was talking about the music industry Taylor I can't believe You have to be like friends with your kidney donor? Well they were but they were best friends They were best friends Like her best friend gave her her kidney And now they're no longer friends because she didn't shout her out? Well she unfollowed her.

There were so many different things too, though, because apparently after Selena got the kidney, then she would go out and party and stuff right after. Well, why else would you get a new kidney? Well, if it gave me my kidney back. Well, the friend was pissed about that because she was like, okay, I just gave you your kidney and you're just ruining it with alcohol once again like what the fuck

don't you get a new kidney to kind of restart you know you should get like a year or two years if you don't like how your new person is doing you can take it back oh like a little yeah yeah yeah return policy

I like Selena Gomez but she sounds like I don't think you will like her after you watch the documentary. She comes off like very just like mean. I don't know. It's like unsettling. I really liked her before the documentary and then I watched it and she just doesn't...

I've always loved her. Yeah, I don't know. Watch the documentary. She seems a little out of touch. She goes to Kenya but she goes to kenya but she goes to kenya and she's she's in kenya and she's sitting down with these girls like at a college and the girls are talking about how they um they have arranged marriages and like how their lives are so different and how hard it is and she just goes do you believe in love and they're like what are you talking about she's like well do you believe in love i'm like you're just

is that is that her voice is that how she says it like yeah that tone do you believe in love like that exactly now i kind of want to watch the document you got to watch it it's a little i don't know closely you nailed that i think i kind of nailed it do you believe in love okay felix gray makes prescription non-prescription glasses specifically down with lens that filter blue light and reduce glare i wear them all the time here they are i'm wearing them i didn't even know they're an advertiser i wear them 24 7 basically or else i can't sleep felix gray lenses filter 15 times more blue light that can make screen time tough on eyes and disrupt it asleep how many hours a day do you spend staring at the screen, phone, computer, TV? I do all the time.

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oh my god yes absolutely absolutely Brie I think he is chef's kiss I think like yeah yeah I guess Chris Evans is's kiss. I think like. Yeah. Yeah, I guess Miles Teller would have won. Chris Evans is sexy, though, but I don't. Hasn't he won before? I thought he did, yeah.

Yeah, he's Captain America. Miles Teller? He's not really in the news, so it probably should have been Miles Teller. It could have been Harry Styles. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, Austin Butler. Austin Butler. Oh, my God.

Harry Styles so should have won this year, though. I feel like. He's been everywhere. I agree with that. That's a weird choice. Yeah. Just for this year, I feel like he's been everywhere. I agree with that. That's a weird choice. Yeah. Just for this year I feel like it's kind of weird.

Yeah. I mean he's sexy. He's great. Yeah he's just not really been in the news I feel like. Yeah. Not at all.

Aaron Carter died super sad. Oh my God. Like I you guys don't understand. Aaron Carter was the first my first celebrity crush. I was six years old singing.

I want candy. I met him in 2016. He was so nice to me. He was fucked up by that, though. And like would DM me all the time. Yeah, he was giving off a little off vibes when I didn't meet him. He's been sick or unwell for a while. Yeah, yeah.

But like he really was my first crush, like ever. I think he was like every little girl's first crush. He was iconic. Yeah. Yeah. like every little girl's first crush. He was iconic. Yeah. So iconic. That's so sad. And he was like live on TikTok the day before he died too. Yeah, it's very sad.

R.I.P. R.I.P. Drake released with 21 Savage that album. Such a good album. I haven't listened yet. I just saw it on TikTok. The producer of that album, whoever it is, you killed that. You killed that.

Now I need to listen. I'm not a big Drake fan. You should listen to this album. What's your favorite song? And you didn't like it? I just don't. What do you say to this? Rap or R&B?

Who doesn't like Drake? Yeah, Drake has great hits. And when Ib who doesn't like drake yeah that's a crazy thing and when i say i don't like him it's not like i just his music i would never turn his music on willingly what but what type of genre of music do you listen to again almost everything so you listen to like you listen to rap a little bit but i kind of like old school rap like you know like tupac and like yeah does sylvan like drink oh what do you think of course okay yeah i thought i should get you on the drake train no no no i'm surprised you're not on the drink train yeah no i don't love hits i'm not surprised i would have totally expected not to listen to drink uh like i still am listening to taylor swift's oh i love taylor swift's music i

didn't even karma's my favorite i might get Taylor Swift's music. I didn't even. Karma's my favorite. I might get some hate for this, but I haven't even listened to it yet. Well, that's just disrespectful. Yeah, you got to check it out, Josh. She only had the top 10 songs, the Billboard greatest. Yeah. All right.

Whatever, Josh. You're young. Drake had the most streamed album ever on the first day. 97 million. What? He beat Taylor? I'm pretty sure I saw it. Maybe I saw it.

It could have just been rap. Well, they were up for different things, right? I don't know if it was like the top 10 or anything. Can we fact check that? But I believe I saw a post. Fact check that, Austin. And it was like most streams by an album in one day on Spotify. And I think Drake just got it with 21 Savage

and it was 97 million streams in a day. That's insane. Yeah, unreal. But I don't know if that was 97 million streams in a day. That's insane. Yeah, unreal. I don't know if that was for rap or like a genre. Austin, I'm looking. He's looking. There's no article about, the Taylor Swift one is there, most streamed in 24 hours.

What's the number? But the number of Taylor Swift's. I'm going to try. I think universally there's more Taylor Swift fans than Drake. So Drake's is for Apple Music. Most streams in 24 hours.

Taylor Swift was for Spotify. I don't know if they're coinciding numbers though. Yeah, do they provide numbers or no? It's a lot of streams. I'm reading for four days ago. This is in How Taylor Swift achieved

the unthinkable. The Beatles record once seemed unbeatable, then Swift doubled it. What? Yeah, so number one is Taylor Swift $184 million on the first day. Okay, so maybe it was just for rap. Maybe it was just for rap. They are

in different categories. Twice as much. Twice as much. That's a blowout. That's a blowout. That is a complete blowout. That's like 10-run rule. Because there's more Taylor Swift fans around the world. Because the music's better.

The music's better. Well. Numbers don't lie. That's a personal opinion. Chico, Texas. Numbers don't lie. Do you think this was a debate around the office the other day? Oh, guys, guys, guys.

I got the post and I made a mistake. Big mistake. It was most streams for a collab album. My bad. My bad. Take that out. That's on me. That's fine.

Still, 97 million streams over the day. Still kind of fucking a lot of streams. So two people could have beat Taylor. Taylor by herself doubled. Well, sometimes solo albums do better than collab albums, Dave. Well, I mean, if Taylor needed help, but she don't. She just does it herself. All right.

All right. Anyways, Drake is in a fight with Megan Thee Stallion. I don't know what to tell you. Why? Oh, yeah. Drake and Megan Thee Stallion are beefing after Drake rapped a lyric about Megan Thee Stallion saying she lied about being shot by Tory Lanez. The lyric is a double entendre.

Bet you didn't think I was going to nail that word. I did. Is it entendre or is it entendre? Entendre? Double entendre? Isn't that what it is? Moving on. Because also, I mean, Meg lied about getting ass shots as well.

Drake's lyric and Megan's response to this bitch lie about getting shot, but she's still a stallion. Bars. Bars. Oh. Yeah, so they're fighting. They're fighting. Jay-Z liked and unlike to tweet supporting Megan, the stallion.

If Drake released a song with clever wordplay that mocked the shooting of a male rapper, any male man, for that matter, the same people defending him would be outraged. But of course, he would never do that. Yo, you know what I heard, though, from Lil Yachty, the main man that came on our pod, is that it's actually just about girls getting BBLs, like getting a shot, like getting a butt. You know what I'm saying?

And then there's more. He didn't mean like. And like a lip filler. So, yeah, the bitch libel getting shot, but she's still a stallion like she's still hot correct you know and then there's also i guess megan the stallion is giving writing credit is given writing credit on the album because drake and 21 savage use an interpollitation of megan the stallion stonk savage the meaning they use the melody and modified lyrics so maybe they're friends after all i don't know but drake and serena husbands the serena williams husband are awful beefing drake oh he he called out everyone on this one song like he what song it

was uh circo loco i think is the title of the song and i could have just butchered that and it's gonna be really embarrassing because I was standing up for Drake. But, yeah, he came out of Ditas. It was like he went at Kanye. He went at the government. Wait, Drake did? He went at Megastallion. He went at everybody in this album.

Really? So here's the weird sidebar. Serena, your husband, a groupie, he claimed we don't got a problem, but no, boo. It's like you're coming for sushi. We might pop up on him at will like Suzuki Kawasaki. Sushi Saki. It's like shiitake. They tried to get spicy with me, so I wonder how they're going to stop me.

How are they going to? I don't even know what that means. That was pretty good, Dave. Thank you. Ours. Yeah, no. Well, I have published a rap song that's pretty well received in the past. Really?

Alex responded saying he's relentless at being the best at whatever he does, including being a groupie for Serena and their daughter. I got to be honest. Is that what he's saying? He's too involved with Serena? It's her husband. Yeah. Is that what the lyric was?

If your wife is like the best tennis player of all time, of course you're going to be a groupie. It's her wife. And why is OBJ shitting on drake i don't know i thought they were boys this was so crazy to me because drake always is betting on ob or on obj like with steak and whatnot or whatever it is so he he really dissing at drake this was crazy to me um i can't believe that drake delayed his album so then we have to have the a boogie or a boogie with a hoodies album delayed oh drake delayed his because his producer got sick so then uh a boogie who's like or his producer got sick or somebody else stole his and he didn't want to go up against? Could be, I guess.

If you hear King Kong's dropping an album, you may be like, Well, I got a sick producer. I'll wait a couple weeks and let King Kong do her thing. That's fair. Yeah. Anyways, the whole point of this is that I just want to be listening to A Boogie right now. I was supposed to do a pizza review with that guy at one point. A Boogie? Yeah, Boogie with a hoogie.

Who's A Boogie? Exactly. That's what I said. So I said no. I was stepping in the puddle with my Timbs on. You don't know who A Boogie is? What's like his top song? Maybe I know the song.

I just sang it, I think. Well, what were you singing? What was it? Jungle's a big one. Yeah, that one. It's a great name. What, like Drake's song Jungle? You know so many of his songs.

No, not the Drake songs, Jungle. You gotta know. I don't know. What are you talking about? She said she hadn't listened to Drake's new album. I did, just to be cultured. But like, A-Boogie's old albums, everyone knows. Yeah, no, you definitely do.

I'll just show you. I'll just show you i'll just show you you know drowning you know drowning for sure yeah i'm drowning oh that's him okay yeah i know that one and you know but i would have never you know me and my guitar you know you know this one dave right yeah i know this drowning i would have never guessed that that's his name ever we don't have to playowning. I would have never guessed that that's his name. I do know this. Ever.

You don't have to play it. Like, you would have to. Like, that's the type of music, and I'm sure it's good. But, like, I would get up and leave the room if that was playing. Really? That music? Yeah, I hate it. Drowning's a good song, but I would never know who made it.

What about at the club? You don't like New York? You don't like a New York rapper? Like, you claim New York. I'm pleasing to my auditory senses. I don't like it the drowning song oh yeah i think it's pretty you know what i did see this weekend which was fucking awesome it was awesome so i was at the breeders cup horse racing event and keeneland went to uh jeff ruby's steakhouse guy has great steakhouses toby keith who hasn't played in over a year

because he had cancer, grabs the mic, plays for an hour. What? In a place that had maybe, like it's just a restaurant. Oh, you're lucky. That's crazy. And then I talked to Toby Keith for an hour after. He's like a big Barstool guy,

and he talked about Oklahoma football for a fucking hour but yeah it was sick was he really good really good awesome awesome you're lucky just grabbed the mic drink a ham went for hour hour and a half it was awesome that's so cool yeah there's like an article on billboard about it today how cool would it be to just be able to do that just walk up to any bar and just be able to go hey let me, let me just give you all eargasms real quick. It's a talent I wish I had, singing. Yeah, for real. It's just the most awesome thing to have.

Yeah, I agree. Twitter update. If you're on Twitter, you can't avoid it. Elon wants to make people pay. Is that true? Yeah, it's definitely true. I don't understand the point. I don't have a blue checkmark.

I've never had a blue checkmark. For people who don't know, way back with Barstool, I had like 200,000 followers. I didn't have a blue checkmark. I thought it was bullshit. So I just showed up at Twitter headquarters demanding a checkmark. I got escorted out of Twitter. And then I'm like, well, I'm never going to accept a blue checkmark. So when they start giving away candy, I'm like, fuck it.

I don't want it. But who cares? There's no way I'm going to even. Yeah, I'm not going to accept a blue checkmark. So when they start giving away candy, I'm like, fuck it. I don't want it. But who cares? There's no way I'm going to even – I'm not paying for that. Wait. Well, now it's like anyone can get it. So what is that – what happens to people that are already verified? Because I'm verified on Twitter. I believe you're going to have to pay for it or lose it.

Yes. That's insane. That makes no sense. They're going to take it away unless you pay for it. Correct. You're not going to pay to be verified. That's lose it. Yes. That's insane. That makes no sense. Unless you pay for it. Correct. You're not going to pay to be verified. That's so weird. Exactly.

But anyone can get the blue checkmark now? Correct. Yes. The only people who would pay to be verified are people who shouldn't be verified anyways. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Brie, do you hate Elon Musk?

No. I haven't been on Twitter since September, but I got logged out. It's not an Elon thing. What do you mean you got logged out? I got banned from Twitter a couple years ago. How do you get banned on Twitter? It's a hard place to get banned on. It is.

They show everything on Twitter. Yeah, I got banned on Twitter. What did you do? If you post music, you'll get banned in like a fucking nanosecond. Major League Baseball highlights banned in a nanosecond. Yeah, we were playing this game in college where it was like try to start beef with a celebrity on Twitter. And I started one with was it Toby Keith or maybe it was Brad Paisley. Actually, I think it was Brad Paisley.

And I said like something crazy and they thought I was going to come to his concert and like kill him. So I definitely got on a list or something. But I used my mom's phone to get back into it. But now I'm all logged out. And I'm like, fuck it. I've never used Twitter anyways. Yeah. I never used Twitter either.

It's all good. Married on dating app looking for friends. Singer Ellie Goulding, famous for her song Love Me Like You Do, opens a Raya account to find friends. Ellie has been happily married since 2019 to Casper Jopling, who shares a one-year-old. Yo, no way. There's no way she's looking for friends. Yeah, like whenever I scroll through Raya and I see people that are like here for friends, like come on now.

Are you really here for friends? Why are you on a dating app for friends? That don't make no sense for friends why are you on a dating app for friends don't make no sense not like no sense that's just that's like let's be real yeah it's just like trying to not be suspicious but you still want to be active on the account because like you still have to go and like that person so you're just like you're looking to fuck um yeah a hundred percent no you should not be on rye if you don't you don't like you don't go to a bakery looking for vegetables. You know what I mean?

Exactly. Go on. Wow, that was a great example, Josh. Good analogy, man. Yeah. Top. Very, very nice. Oculus game that kills the user.

Is this like my haunted house? The Oculus VR headset creator, Palmer Luckey, has created a VR headset that kills you in real life if you die in the game. What? I don't believe that. There's no way. As Josh would say, don't believe that. There's no way. As Josh would say, I'm saying cap.

There's no way that's real. I'm going to call a little no cap actually on this. What? You think no cap? Because I've been on the phone with Palmer Lucky before, and this guy is so, so intelligent, so smart. When you're that smart, you're a little, little, little, little bit crazy. smart. And when you're that smart, when you're that smart, you're a little, little, little, little bit crazy.

How does it kill you? No, but it's like, I don't think, I don't think people need to make or use it. So you can feel everything. But he said the only part that I've gotten right so far is the part that you die. Like he can get that, but he hasn't been able to get the sensations

of like just walking around in real life and all that sort of stuff so I guess he's just trying to replace real life yeah it's essentially like the anime Sword Art Online

like that's what he's doing it for to commemorate so do you die or not people are gonna literally die after they play this game he said the only part

of the technology he has gotten right so far is if you die in the game you die in real life what is it zap your brain no there's charges

so there's charges that are directly at the user's forebrain as if you die in the game, you die in real life. What is it, zap your brain? No, there's charges. How? So there's charges that are directly at the user's forebrain, and if you die, they would go off, and it would obliterate your head. So you can't really sell it then, because you can't murder people, I don't think. No, I think it's more of just like publicity, maybe play, or just like, can I do it? I'd be scared.

But that's crazy. Yeah. Even if they fix it. That's kind of cool, though, a little bit it I'd be scared but that's crazy yeah even if they fix it that's kind of cool though a little bit no I feel like that's bad why you were on my ass about that Halloween thing

you think this is cool well yeah a little bit maybe worse yeah if I knew I'm going around and it's like

this is full on feeling like real life I'm just going through cutting people feel like I'm in an anime sign me the fuck up but I don't I don't want to die though but I wouldn't I wouldn't die like I'm in an anime sign me the fuck up but I don't I don't want to die though

but I wouldn't I wouldn't die if I'm in an anime and I'm the main character I'm not dying but what if you slip up nah there goes Josh

not me I've never died before never died before why would I die now rest in peace BFF's corner there's a different last page I don't know

I told you I printed a second one for you because it's a late edition oh Nikita Dragon got arrested. Oh, yeah. I saw that. Oh, wait. What?

I'm sorry. Where have I been? Because I've never heard of this. It just happened. It happened like 30 minutes before the show. That's why you had to reprint. No. What?

Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Not the bug shot. What happened? Supposedly, the Good Time Hotel in Miami, that's Grutman's Hotel, after being charged with battery on a police officer, misdemeanor disorderly contact and misdemeanor battery, Nick Aida was allegedly

walking around the pool nude before throwing water at security. Yikes. Wait, so the battery she was charged with was throwing a water bottle? I don't know. Charged with battery on a police officer. But it's saying she threw water. I think that

can count, yeah maybe dang that's a that's a tough uh that's a tough charge to get for just throwing a water bottle though you know what i mean it could have been public indecency too if though if she was walking around naked yeah i think who knows i think it's probably a bunch of shit that's that's uh tmz with the mugshot it looks like yeah of course that's unfortunate for her damn brio's got something going on you're beefing with your boyfriend's neighbor now according to brie well it says you're beefing according to brie her boyfriend's um neighbor was hitting on him yes wait according to brie her boyfriend oh he's gay i'm confused no it's a girl her oh oh according to brie her boyfriend's neighbor was hitting on him she

was not happy about it and document the events on tiktok uh brie explain the beef let's see it oh i love i knew i wasn't crazy either i'm sitting here minding my business my boyfriend just moved into his fucking new apartment and i hear some girl in the hallway talking about her dog talking about oh yeah you can come in you can play with my dog whenever you want i'm sorry i will cunt punt your dog and you thank you my boyfriend will not be coming to play with your dog i you walk out there oh you come play with my dog whenever you want you can come play with my dog fuck are you talking about who is that okay update from last night this is insane okay so he moved in yesterday i've been with him the whole time since he's lived there but the door across

the hall got keys stuck in the door so he knocked on the door and he's like hey your keys are in the door so that's how she knew his name but this morning when i opened the door she left chocolate and a handwritten love note that says thank you with a smiley face with flowers on the card with her number on it i mean fair she probably just doesn't know that he has a girlfriend but i'm gonna knock on the door and introduce myself i knew i wasn't being crazy i heard the way that she was talking to him i knew i wasn't being crazy oh shit i knew i wasn't crazy did you that's insane well it's your fault. You kicked him out.

Yeah, it is your fault. You did kick him out of your home. Yeah. You kind of put him in that position. Can I just say, can I just say, and this is probably an unpopular opinion, but Bree,

I think what you did is very mature and healthy. Yes, me too. Thank you. If you start living together and rush into it it might burn out and I feel like that's perfect. Yeah but now she's being a psycho girlfriend. I'm the psycho? That girl is a psycho. They had a 40 second

interaction and she went out and bought fucking flowers and chocolates and left them at the door. But she didn't do anything wrong if she doesn't know that he has a girlfriend right? Facts. And that was just crazy and psychotic. She left chocolates and a love note. Maybe she's old-fashioned. If they lost their keys

like that, wouldn't you thank someone? Yes. Thank you for getting my keys out. I'm not going to buy you chocolates and write my number on a fucking card. Maybe she was just raised. Maybe she was just raised right, Brie. Maybe she was just raised right. Did you eat the chocolates?

No, he threw them away. They were dark chocolate. What do we eat? I don't like dark chocolate. Don't indulge in dark chocolate? I don't love dark chocolate either. It's like a waste of food. Was it the kind that have multiple flavors in

so you don't know what you're biting into? I didn't see it. Because I like those. I would have sent them to you sorry next time so you guys modeled these i got it too the hockey jerseys are sick are they on sale now no nope black friday uh black friday black friday the hockey jerseys are sick we'll have a bunch of bff the hoodies are good too so we got a bunch of bff stuff going on sale Black Friday Bang Oh I need to get me some of those

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