BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - THE BFFS HAVE THEIR MOST UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT YET - BFFs Ep. 93 WITH REMI BADER
Episode Date: August 18, 2022We are joined by Remi Bader to talk about her and Dave's friendship, her rise during lockdown, her evolution into fashion, the incident at the horse ranch, meeting Lizzo, and finish with a game of "Wh...o Wore It Better". We then get into headlines of Noah Beck not showing up to Dixie D'Amelio's 21st birthday, Jennette McCurdy's book "I'm Glad My Mom Died" where she talks about former Nickelodeon execs, Monty Lopez (still) going at it with Yung Gravy, a new documentary series about Armie Hammer, Cardi B exposing Bella Poarch, and Drake dissing his dad's tattoo of him. We finish up with BFFs corner to find out whether or not Josh is really going to make a Still Softish 2 with Bryce and Landon and watch something that made everyone more uncomfortable than anything we have ever watched on the pod before. Support our sponsors! Beis: Go to https://barstool.link/BeisBFF for 15% off your first purchase Betterhelp: Go to BetterHelp.com/BFF for 10% off your first month Whatnot: Download the Whatnot App today. Go to https://barstool.link/WhatnotBSS to get $10 off your first purchase on Whatnot.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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Alright, BFF's another episode. Special guest, Remy Bader. Welcome, Remy.
Thanks for having me.
Did someone just say something whoop whoop oh i was just i was just given like she wanted us to be excited and giggle
and shit so i was like oh a lot a little like thank you for doing that very giggly you're
welcome you're welcome you're welcome before we get into this one i feel like this is maybe a one
of two in bffs where i i think i know remy better i know the guests better than the other people i
think so remy and i what do you say we're friends acquaintances we're friends okay friends yeah yeah
i'd qualify with that yeah so it's usually i don't know the guests this time i do before we get into
that um before we started brie you said i look like a dork with my haircut i don't know what
that's all about i've never seen you have like wet slicked back hair before so you look like kind of nerdy it's not
slick back it's we i'm shooting a commercial here and there's no gel it's just out of the shower
well it is it's slick back it's slick though it looks like you it looks like if you touch it it
would be rock hard i like it's just wet thank you remy that's why we keep the what do you think
of josh's haircut which i think i did hear you look young now younger that's what a lot of people
younger it's not a bad thing but you do look younger all right not what yeah not what you're
going you how old are you now josh i'm 20 yeah that that puts you back at 16, I think. Oh, wow. That's a lot of years. Back to the eye roll days.
I think everyone looks shorter.
No, come on.
It's not that bad.
I mean, shorter.
Everyone looks younger with a haircut.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Different, maybe.
Anyways.
I thought it made my shoulders look a little broader because I don't have as much hair
on my head now.
Yeah, that too.
Yeah.
Evens you out a little bit.
Whatever.
All right.
Let's get into remy thanks
for coming on remy um and then we'll go through headlines through our normal thing so to me uh
did you guys know i know brie you did you knew exactly who remy was right before she came on
did you josh um i didn't know exactly i don't think i knew exactly who you were no no so remy
you describe yourself and then i'll see if i agree with it
when you're done just elevator pitch us okay that's the elevator pitch yeah i don't know who
you are um i started on tiktok in 2020 um because i lost my job during covid stop staring at me
um i lost my job staring at you my publicist she like, who sat next to me, by the way, at Surf Lodge and said that I wear my jeans too skinny, which I resent.
Yes, she did.
And I almost want to throw her overboard.
But she's really honest.
Okay.
And incorrect.
But continue.
Yeah.
Right.
Lost my job during COVID.
So I started making TikToks. Didn't really think it would go anywhere. And it did what I do specifically or how I started was doing realistic hauls where I would buy a large amount of clothes from a specific retailer.
on and just showing the good, which everyone does. I would also show the bad, kind of make it funny,
make fun of myself. And it kind of took off from there. Now it's my full-time job. I just launched a clothing line with Revolve, which this shirt's from. And it's the first line that
they're doing with extended sizes. And what else am I doing? I'm partnering with Pink Victoria's Secret. So I'm their brand
ambassador and size consultant, also helping them extend sizes. So something that was kind of,
you know, I guess depressing at first, lost my job, didn't know what I was doing, turned into a
very exciting thing and now doing a bunch of fun stuff. Okay. It's a pretty good elevator pitch,
I would say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I so and to give the background I think the first time we met this may be surprised
people you came you introduced yourself um Silvana knew exactly who you were like big fan and you
actually said like you want to work at Barstool I did I in the beginning I remember like I had
very much the mindset of like knew what Barstool was, knew who everyone was.
But like you definitely didn't have my sort of following, I would say.
Obviously, like my following is like 98 percent female.
And obviously, I mean, all different body types, but I'm talking about like, you know, different stuff. So I just was like, I think at that point in the beginning, I was just trying to figure out like, where am I going to go?
What am I going to do with this?
Like, the world is my oyster.
And I was like, OK, I came on someone's podcast here.
But no, it was before that.
I was just like, oh, my God, would be so cool to do something with Barstool since that's not like you know what they're doing and
then i told you that yeah yeah the precise moment that you started and you were already kind of
getting big but since that moment which i don't know was that a year ago that was exactly that
was like a year ago we met at surf lodge and i guess i was like a little drunk because i walked
right up to you and started saying that i guess guess. You did, yeah. And I was like, who is this person? And since then, it's your everywhere.
Like, I would describe you, for people who don't know, as like a very, and it could last, like, it person right now.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And I feel like, which I have a question, everybody wants to be around you, associated with you, and like in your videos.
Except Josh.
Because he has a no-brainer.
I'm sorry now
i do now after that after that elevator pitch i just want to yeah josh is all about but you have
like serious clout right now in terms of i i don't even mean it with like doing the the modeling or
the victoria it's just like you're in these like you're the influencer of the moment it seems like
in a lot of respects so nice thank you nice. Thank you. I appreciate that.
But I have a follow-up.
Okay.
Do you think people are using you for clout?
Oh, I'm sure.
The good thing about me is I'm very aware.
I haven't even looked at you once.
That was so rude.
I think I'm very aware of who's fake and who's not.
So I am friends with all.
And I feel like I was so excited when I first got into this space.
Like, I was just like, oh, my God, I want to be friends with everyone.
Like, this is crazy.
Like, I don't even know how this is happening to me.
But, like, I'm definitely, like, aware of what's, yeah, what's going on and who maybe is there for the right reasons and who's not.
Especially lately.
Dave, are you seeing people use her?
Is that why you bring it up?
Well, I follow Roger. Do you have, like you bring it up? Well, I follow Roger.
Do you have suspicions?
Yeah, I have something.
He has a hunch on something.
No, no, I don't know anybody in particular,
but it's almost like what we talked about back with you, Josh,
in LA as everyone needs to create content,
everybody needs to stay in the news,
everybody needs views.
And right now, she's a girl that I feel like it's automatic views and everyone, like, cheers up and it's just la-di-da-da happy.
And sometimes I wonder.
It's like, I don't know what.
She is that person you sent around for a while.
I'm not saying the same level about the Addison Rays.
You know, you have somebody who's like an anchor in a world and everyone's just trying to latch on and and get some shine from it so yeah i have some hypotheses it sounds
like she does too i think that just last year at this time it was just all like didn't need to
think anything of it like just was so excited and then obviously is the past few months and
you know things have like happen and i start you know i'm looking now i feel like a lot of these
people are my friends you know once you're friends with people for like a year.
So I would expect a lot of what I give and I care about my friends a lot in return.
And then when I start to not see that, I'm like, oh, maybe they just,
you know, are using me for other reasons. So at least I know that just trying to say
as cordial as possible. Self-aware.
I also think you're like, and i obviously follow you because we're friends
but i don't pay uber uber yeah i feel like you come across as a lot well this wasn't
gonna sound right what it's okay i can take it a lot nicer online than you are
i didn't mean that i didn'temy's a bitch in real life? No, no, no.
I meant that as a compliment.
I meant that as a compliment.
In what way?
When I've met you or been with you in person,
you're a very sarcastic, like, edgy.
Yeah, when he's with you in person, you're just an absolute bitch.
More like me.
An awful person.
I think that's why she's like the Barstool.
It's like she has a very cutting sense of humor is what I vibe.
And like I kind of vibe with that.
And that's why we get along.
Whereas like the halls, you see it.
But a lot of it is like a happy-go-lucky.
And it's like you're, I think, a lot edgier than maybe the online person.
Yeah.
No, I get what you mean.
I think that I am someone like I don't know how you guys are with people and comments, whatever, but I look at everything. I like really try not to, but I do. And I think
when I see certain, I think I try and stay maybe a little more positive sometimes or something like
maybe I have more of a sarcastic, bitchy humor and stuff, but I'm not going to put that into my
haul sometimes. Like, I don't know. It's hard hard because it's like I don't want to get shit on all the time so I think it's a mix of like that is me but I think that it's hard to
I don't know I don't know it's just like so I nicer I knew I wasn't saying it correctly like
no but I get it that makes sense towards like east coast like assholey vibes right and I think
I know Remy kind of has that but it it doesn't always which again, a lot of people do that.
That's what I meant when you know. So it's like, oh, I know she probably wants to say other things.
I think I also can like stand up for myself. And like I sometimes that sass is coming out more and more.
I've seen you clap back on. Yeah, like I'm just sick of it. You know, like I'm just kind of like I this is me.
Like I'm kind of tired of people finding any possible reason to, which they do with
everyone on social media.
Like, just like be like, you're doing something wrong.
And I'm just so over it that like, even last night, I just like commented back on like
any possible thing someone was saying.
I was just like going right back at it.
I'm like, enough.
Like, just get a life.
But yeah.
How was Call Her Daddy?
It was great. I've been getting like crazy positive feedback she was great um I feel like it was nice to have like a platform like
that to just like talk about everything where I feel like that showed a lot of like not just what
was on TikTok in my videos you know talking about it all. It was, I loved it.
Did you listen?
No, you're busy.
No, I didn't listen to Call Her Daddy when we own Call Her Daddy.
It was like, I think the only Call Her Daddy episode I listened to was the one I was on
because I'm like a narcissist.
I've watched clips.
I've watched clips.
I've watched clips.
I haven't listened to Call Her Daddy before either.
Oh.
Never?
No, not really my thing. Really?
Yeah.
What about it isn't your thing?
Well, like when it was big, it was like a sex
podcast and I just didn't really like it.
Just don't fuck with sex. But I like it now.
It got better. That's why I
liked it. I think it's like a real podcast now.
But I do like now that it's like a lot
of everything instead yeah just that
you know so um you've attended the met gala which is like i want to do i have not i would love to
but i attended the oscars yeah that's what it was i saw the sheet actually it did say oscars
oh all right that you want to attend dave really wants to go to the Met Gala. Well, yeah, I got misled a little bit. I guess I didn't look at it exactly, but it's like Remy.
In bold.
No, no.
In bold, it says the Oscars.
No, but flip to the next page.
Oh, Met Gala after party.
You're right.
Never mind.
Yeah, Met Gala after party.
I'll give you a slide.
Okay, you're right.
After party.
But I wasn't cool enough to go there yet.
I'm surprised. You seem
like that would be an invite you'd
get. I don't know. Maybe the next
one. Hopefully you can work on that one.
Yeah. Can you
ask her why I would think a good publisher
would get that job done?
They invited like two TikTokers.
Skinny Jean Hater.
Yeah.
Do you agree with that? You're kind of like They invited like two TikTokers. Skinny jean hater tank of chin. Yeah. No.
And do you agree with that, that you're kind of like a buzzy it girl right now?
Do you feel that?
Or is it weird when it's you?
I would never call myself a buzzy it girl.
But I do think that I'm definitely getting like – I think it's hard.
Again, I'm like not trying to make it negative.
But I think it's hard when I'm always seeing positive and negative.
It's like I, you know, did the whole Victoria's Secret thing
that went in stores, and it was such an exciting thing,
and two days later, it's, like, getting shit for that for some reason.
What do you mean getting shit for that?
Why do you get shit for it?
Because Victoria's Secret with plus size, basically?
Like, why is she in every mall on there when they don't actually you know they
should be selling bigger sizes than they already do but like i do fit into the sizes that they sell
so it's not a lie but like there's just like there's always an opposite side but i do feel
like it like runs like they'll just be like you know when i first came out with the revolve line
i announced that it was going to be up to a 3X. And I got, like, shit for days of, like, you should have done nothing than just go to a 3X.
That's not inclusive.
You're not doing enough.
And, like, I had to push to go to a 4X.
So it's just, like, there's always something.
So it's, like, yes, I want to be, like, wow, this is great.
I want to be, like, I try to be present and I'm excited that all these things are happening.
to be like i try to be present and i'm excited that all these things are happening but i definitely get like pulled down very easily because i'm sensitive from all like the negative shit that
i just feel like is kind of constant but like i remember talking to you and you saying like you
just like you're like yeah it doesn't get to you no yeah yeah yeah and everybody's different with
that for the most part i've never been bothered by hatred. You're also in doing something that,
controversial is not the right word,
but you're always going to get both sides of it.
And that's almost what I've seen with you.
Do you wonder, again, I met you before you kind of totally blew up.
Some people may think of you as a model.
I think of you almost, I came across in the beginning more of like a comedian than a model.
And it was more almost maybe when you're like, I'm interested in BFF.
So to me, it's not BFF Barstool.
That almost is like, oh, she she wants to be like kind of funny.
But that's a higher like I think everyone's been trying to put me in like some sort of box since I started.
Like, how are you a body positive role model when you say some days you don't like your body? I'm like, I like how are you a body positive role model when you
say some days you don't like your body I'm like I never said I'm a body positive role model like
it's just like just because I'm a bigger girl like I've been told like am I plus size model
oh she's not pretty enough to be a plus size model like I didn't label myself as anything
this just kind of happened so um I don't know but like I'm I'm yes I do think it's like a little bit
I guess you could say there is
definitely a different word but controversial because not everyone agrees with being overweight
and putting yourself online and embracing that and all this stuff obviously you i'm sure you
saw the stuff with like the horse ranch and stuff too that that happened like it's like
that there was two sides to that too it's just like you know some people were like
good the horse ranch thing again is that like when the someone was on a horse and it like
well someone collapsed it or no no no no it's okay um that that was um um i went on i went on a brand trip i collapsed the horse no yes the horse
i went on a trip in montauk everyone was going on the horses they told me that i could not go
on the horse because i was too big but they didn't tell me that in the beginning and then later in
the day the son's owner posted on tiktok like we don't let fat bitches right at our ranch
or something and i found the video and posted it and it turned into a huge thing and at first
ever yeah like it was like on the news in australia like it was huge so at first it was like everyone
you know like good she stood up for herself and then all of a sudden it went to this other side
which is gonna happen but i just thought it was in a very weird way like it turned into a very like political thing too where a lot of like conservative commentators were doing like talking about it and
stuff and i'm like it was just very interesting and then a lot of like animal lovers that were
like you love to abuse animals like just like it turned crazy so um yeah i think that goes to like
there's two sides to the effort and I was going to bring that back.
Like the what you said about being political, even though it's as crazy as it sounds and people put me in all sorts of boxes with that.
But like the Victoria's Secret stuff of having you like be a model or evolve.
There is an element of people who will view that politically because they think it's like being forced upon society.
So it has nothing to do with you, really.
But they'll be like, it's bullshit that Victoria's Secret can't do their catwalk show anymore with just like the angels and that they got to act like everybody and has nothing to do with you.
But that is like a PC culture sort of battle that's going on and a little bit even with the horse thing that goes on.
I actually saw you.
I couldn't tell if you were mad at us.
You sniped at us, you know, during the horse thing.
What do you mean?
You put like one of our guys wrote what I thought was a fair article about.
He didn't know you.
I think you're wrong.
I thought that article was I didn't post that article.
I was like, oh, wow.
He ended up being kind of on my side at the end of it yeah kind of yeah right kind of i think jerry thornton
yeah yeah like uh like and that's as you get bigger people always write it and i thought he
had a pretty fair take on on the whole thing but what was his take what was his take i think you
go no you go okay i'll go no i actually don't know um i think he was just
showing everything that happened and that if i were no i don't remember you said i think the
take was this because there's an element i think everybody would agree with with any animal it's
like at some an animal can't carry certain amount of weight.
I think everybody agrees with that.
I think the gist of what was going on here, and whether it was right or wrong, was the way it was handled.
It was the way it was handled.
It was how rude they were laughing at me.
And the son, by the way.
I think that's where it sounds really outside to me is the son.
The son saying, yeah, like posting it to TikTok and essentially making fun of you or, like, saying terrible words about you, like, online.
That's where I think it's my style.
That only validated my whole experience there when he posted that video.
And he's not even just works there.
Like, it was the family in the background.
Like, it's like a family.
Like, that just, that's what happened.
So, it wasn't, I understand.
Like, if I truly am told or was told you are just too big and you would hurt the horse, okay's what happened. So it wasn't, I understand, like if I truly am told or was told
you are just too big and you would hurt the horse, okay, of course. I would never be like,
I have to go on the horse. I don't even care about horseback riding. Like I just was excited
and on a brand trip. That's not what happened. And it was just the way I was treated. And I was
very embarrassed. I usually don't get embarrassed. I'm usually just like, whatever. Or if I am
embarrassed, I'll act like I'm not.
Like, I was really shook.
And then in addition to all of that, it turned into another thing because no one left with me.
So all the other influencers that were there that I've been.
That was my question.
Yeah.
So are these people dead to you?
They didn't even ride or die for you.
Yeah, what the fuck?
No, they rode.
Yeah, they rode.
Yes, you did ride.
They just, wow, that's terrible.
That's terrible.
Nobody even thought about leaving with you yeah i think that no i left alone in an uber like i literally
called my sister like hysterically crying like it was just like weird it was just very fast and it
was but they know what happened i think that it just yes some i got apologies but the apologies
were two days later after people started noticing and you know
going after them on social media some of those people I really felt were you know they had their
own stories and situations that I understood more where others no I don't really talk to that much
anymore so all right good I they'd be that that's Remy if I went to that horse thing and that
happened I would leave with you I promise you that
that's a Dave Portnoy guarantee
thank you
I would steal a horse for you
even better
that's the new haircut Josh
that's young Josh
yeah exactly I'm back to my medicine shit
you met by the way your idol
and one of my idols at a recent album release lizzo i
fucking love oh you love lizzo yeah a big lizzo guy she posted some crazy hot photos recently
the baby was cumbersome all over them and she also does what makes i think i've said before
whether it be any height weight set whatever she owns it and she's so confident that it's very
very attractive yeah she's great she was she's super talented and she like couldn't have been
nicer so she knew exactly who you were i mean her team told me that i i feel like i never know like
i don't i was like no she doesn't there's no way but when i did walk up to her she said keep doing
what you're doing we need you so so she knew yeah i think i always ask when
there's like people like them like do you i'll try to know who i am yeah oh no not just that
like a question that they can't just answer be like something very specific like well like do
you know how we started what it was yeah um anyways uh we got some games for you before we
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We got who wore it better first.
Fun.
Who makes the games?
Her name is Devin.
I had no involvement in this one.
So games, so I assume we're gonna see people
who are wearing the same thing and then we have to pick who wore better i believe yes this is
the title yes first one
that ain't the same that isn't what these are two different dresses
okay he's like pointing to say the answer um dixie
is that all i say just the name yeah are you guys yeah yeah i'm starting
this oh black staplist i mean they're all like dixie's dress better i think i think addison
i like addison's dress too they're just different this is a vicious game these are two of these
like my two like i like them both so don't do this to me i'm i think i'm going addison but
just because i don't like those like batman points on dixie oh i like the batman points
i think they're giving catwoman vibes catwoman yeah yeah with the gloves yeah two different
vibes it's a great look on both of their parts yeah all right i'm sticking i like i like addison
i'm going to addison oh how do your landon Oh, boy. Huddy or Landon Barker.
Well, I have to go Landon Barker, yeah.
I don't like that collar on Huddy.
I don't know something about that.
I kind of like the jacket.
I like Huddy.
I like the little zebra.
I think I got to go Landon on this one.
Yeah, I'm going Landon.
Wait, what?
He has his own line?
Boohoo Man? Oh, I didn't this one. Yeah, I'm going Landon. Wait, what? He has his own line? He does.
Boohoo Man?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, looks like it.
He's probably, that's probably all he's like.
Or maybe it's like Boohoo Man just sponsored like his, like a party or something.
No, but his name, he probably is like a little collection.
Yeah, so that's a line.
Yeah.
Something.
Is it?
Damn, okay.
Wow.
Fuck.
How rich are you?
How rich are you, Remy?
Are you like rolling in it right now?
True.
Like if you could put a number on your net worth.
I feel like she.
If you could tell us how much money exactly you have in your bank account.
How much money did you make from your Revolve collection?
I feel like she runs Revolve.
It's like everywhere you look, it's Revolve this, Revolve that.
I know.
Wait, what am I supposed to say?
Just like how much money.
Just say I'm filthy fucking rich.
Yes, she's rolling in
it things are going well for me yeah understatement again different colors or page colors oh this is
love island right you love love island yeah like this is all i think and care about um but i
actually like page don't i love eck and sue more but I think Paige looks better in this. Yeah, what is up, Paige?
Ekinsu is her name?
Yes.
She's like everyone's fave.
Do you watch?
No, I don't.
Do you not like shows like that?
I do, but I just don't really watch reality.
I really want you to.
Okay.
I'll watch it for you, and I'll think of you and Ekinsu.
This season was just everything.
Very good.
This is literally the same dress.
Yes.
Yeah, but for some reason, it looks a little more like gothy on Ekansu.
Like something about, I don't know.
But yeah, Paige looks better.
Well, it's different colors, obviously, right?
Right.
Okay.
Yeah, very perceptive.
Thank you.
I think I'm going Ekansu.
Dave is saying everything the opposite I'm saying.
I think Paige.
We got Charli D'Amelio and Maddie Monroe.
Same outfit pretty much charlie um charlie i just wish it was like a little like lower like sexier you know
but i but i she looks good and everything i'm we do oh i was like i don't know who that is i do
know who that maddie is never mind i'mdie is. Never mind. I'm going Charlie.
Yeah.
But it's close.
It is.
Yeah.
The white shoes weren't too good.
Love a suit look.
Kim K or Kylie?
100% Kim.
I loved that dress.
I actually love that.
What is that?
Balmain dress.
But Kim looked insane that night.
Kylie looks like she's an avatar.
I kind of like Kylie's better.
No.
Boo.
No, I can kind of side with you there, Bree.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's like Cinderella.
Oh, that's all of it.
Game's over.
That's all.
Well, we have one more game.
Fuck, marry, kill.
No, we don't.
Nice.
Oh, no, we don't. No, we don't.
No, we do.
I got left on the sheet when yours was printed.
It shouldn't have been on there.
Okay.
Then that's the only game we have.
Why didn't we make that for me?
That was a backup game.
It's always backup, yeah.
But we have headlines for you.
Yeah, we do have headlines.
Let's go through.
So if you've seen the show, Remy, all we do go through what we think are the big social
media headlines of the week and just try to make fun of everybody, basically.
Am I supposed to speak?
Yeah. Yes. You give us your takes on all these headlines
Whenever you want it's just free open
forum so Dixie had her 21st
birthday it was in Vegas
family and friends I guess
the big news here
was that Noah didn't go so Noah
took to Twitter
notes or notepad which is always
you have serious shit to say.
Basically, telling people they got to be nice.
Like, no more meanness on social media.
If you're mean, he's going to block you.
What does he call his following?
Yeah, like three different names, I think.
Noah's Nation, Bexters, or just anyone that supports me.
Yeah.
I kind of like the last one.
Just anyone who supports me. I guess because people the last one. Just anyone who supports me.
I guess because people are ripping.
I don't know.
They must have been going after Dixie a little bit.
But he says they're still together.
Their work schedules prevented them, in this case, from doing it.
People are so annoying.
Prevented them from doing it.
Is this that big of a deal, though?
Yes.
Yeah, big deal.
You're not going to your girl's birthday?
21st? 21st birthday? That is kind of a big deal. But not going to you're not going to your girl's birthday 21st 21st birthday
that is kind of a big deal well did he have a big job filming yeah isn't he filming a movie right
now yeah you take a day off i don't know if it works like that yeah how many times do you turn 21
once i guess it's thank you austin yeah that's the correct answer. Also, I'm going to say this. I get people being mean on social media,
but I also, like, the way he talked in this a little bit,
like, let me find a bit.
Those who know me know I don't address much online
because social media has given anyone and everyone a voice.
That being said, no matter what I say, you can truly make it true.
But it's also why he's famous.
It's also like why Barstool exists.
It's why Remy is famous.
All of us sitting here.
I get being mean when you are the victim or not victim.
When people are coming at you, it sucks.
But it's also like you weirdly to me, and this goes for everyone signs kind of social contract.
It sucks.
But like people are just mean online.
That's never going to go away.
Yeah.
No, you can't block everyone on the line.
That's me.
No.
And it's never going to stop.
I'm a big blocker.
It's healthy to do that.
It's just like, why are you looking at my stuff if you don't like me?
But do you get mad?
Are you like, oh, man, it's unfair that people are being mean to me.
No, I just think there's like levels of it where it's like have your own opinion but don't tell
someone to like go kill themselves like i think there's a different level yeah i don't think i
don't think we're endorsing people to say to others go kill themselves i think it's more just
like you can't avoid it right yeah and then i think you make the decision if you want to like
respond like he did or if you want to pretend like you never see anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do.
I do find it weird even go to the 21st birthday.
I feel like in this.
I don't know.
I feel like that's a very big, big, big thing.
Maybe he just had a really good job.
He could have had a huge, massive job opportunity or something.
Yeah.
He just had a really good job.
He could have had a huge, massive job opportunity or something.
Yeah.
I'm also skewed because, Silvana, birthdays are quite important.
Some people don't care about birthdays.
I care about mine.
But some people are like, I don't care.
I don't care about mine.
But I know some people. Yeah, maybe so you just have it drilled in your head that if you didn't go to a birthday party, it would be bad.
It would be big time bad.
What do you think about your birthday?
Do you care?
I don't really care about.
I like to go to dinner with my friends.
That's about it.
So if your boyfriend didn't show up to your birthday, you'd be like, well.
Well, I never have birthday parties.
I don't really like that.
What if he didn't show up to your dinner?
I'd be like, why didn't you show up to my dinner?
Okay.
But then like.
See, there was an attitude in that tone. There was like a little. Well, yeah. Yeah. I would be like, why didn't you show up to my dinner? But then like... See, there was some attitude in that tone.
There was like a little...
Well, yeah.
I would be like...
And I think there's...
If the communication is so great,
let's just hypothetically be like 21st birthday.
Hey, I can't make it this day,
but I can make it like two days later.
Maybe you just have your 21st.
Oh, yeah, that's fair.
I know it's not the same, but I don't know.
But they say they're together
and Dixie said they're together. The note made it seem like it's together. No, I think't know. They say they're together, and Dixie said they're together.
The note made it seem like it's together.
No, I think they are.
I think they're together still.
Jeanette McCourty exposes Nickelodeon ex-former iCarly star.
Jeanette McCourty has been exploding, having the launch of her new book,
I'm Glad My Mom Died.
What a title.
When she details her abusive relationship with her late mother,
pushed into her acting, Jeanette ended up taking care of her family financially at a young age she goes on
to basically say that one of the creators of nick's nickelodeon shows at the time dan schneider
made her drink alcohol followed by massaging his shoulders he also forced her into bikini pictures
this is not a fun subject no but this is like something that's been like pretty known i think
too right like nickelodeon like old child tv stars were always pushed to do like really messed up
stuff like i saw a tiktok clip i believe like last week and it was just like cut up of like
i think it was half like audition tapes that like ariana grande had to do when she was at
nickelodeon and like just parts of their shows.
And it was just like sickening stuff. Like as a little kid, you watch it and you kind of don't get it. Right. But like as an adult, you watch it and you're like, damn, they were really making
young kids do this and like filming it. It's kind of messed up. Yeah. Dan Schneider is a creep.
He's done like a bunch of weird shit. And Jeanette McCurdy like turned down half a million dollars
so that she could talk about this. So that's why it's a really big deal.
Yeah, and I've never understood those.
I don't think those stick, like hush money things.
I think she could have probably taken
the $300,000 that she was offered
and then just made the book.
I don't think they could have really done anything.
What, they're going to come out and say,
oh no, we paid her $300,000 not to talk about this.
Of hush money, yeah.
It's going to make her look even worse.
Monty Lopez versus Young Gravy continues.
So I guess we're going to have Monty Lopez on the show next week.
That's what we're hearing, which should be an interesting twirl.
Monty Lopez continues to antagonize Young Gravy,
but Young Gravy is not taking the bait,
telling Monty he's acting immature,
and if they cross paths, not to do anything stupid.
This all stems on Young Gravy
saying he wants to have sex with Addison's mom, Sherry,
who was also flirting with Young Gravy online.
So it's not like going behind back doors.
And I guess Young Gravy said
he's going to send Sean O'Malley to go beat up Monty.
Is this true?
Yeah, if it comes down to it,
he said that's what would happen.
He would just send Sean O'Malley
I just feel bad for Addison like none of this
should be online
it's wild
Young Gravy is like 9 feet tall why would he have to send anybody
to beat up anybody
he is 9 feet tall
but he's like skinny
I think he's saying he would send someone else
because Sherry told him not
to fight Monty so he's trying he would send someone else because Sherry told them not to fight Monty.
So he's trying to respect Sherry's wishes.
Respect his mouth.
Oh, got it, got it, got it.
Okay, I understand.
The whole thing's crazy.
And I do feel bad for Addison.
Although, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's not a good situation to be on.
And they keep going public with it.
Just get off.
Just text each other maybe yeah
yeah um this i don't know why i feel like we had a kind of week week of headlines yeah army
austin you agreed that was like army hammer and his family new docu-series teas
don't really care yeah who's army hammer i know the guy he's the guy who's eating people yes he
wanted to like eat girls legs apart right and just like tanner them just rides and eat them
whoa whoa whoa i pause pause like he's just a cannibal yeah he's a famous actor and then it
came out that he's just yeah he's in the social network and then there's a big series on um
uh like expose on him.
Is he just still like strutting around the world?
He was like in sex rehab for a little like this year or something.
Like it's very like he knows that he is.
Yeah.
It's not even like he says no because so many people came out about it.
So he knows he's fucked up.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
And he wants to eat women's legs.
Do you think that sex rehab can fix that i don't think
that's a fixable thing ask my friend if he could like take out her ribs and like it was serious
yeah what do you respond to that well i guess everyone just started posting it yeah it was like
your how do you take out a rib you can go to the doctor and get it taken out because you don't
really need your ribs you don't need all your. You don't need all your ribs. You don't need all your ribs.
Yeah.
Because I remember hearing like this story.
Like I remember it was like a thing in middle school.
There's a story about a dude that like took his rib out so he could suck his own dick.
Yeah.
Do you just like hang like down all the time if you don't have it?
I guess so.
I think it's just like you're more flexible.
Would you remove your ribs to suck your own dicks, guys?
No.
No.
No. But. No.
But I do think –
That was a question mark.
Let's be for real.
If every dude in the world could suck their own dick, they probably would.
I think they would.
I think they would too.
I'm just being honest.
I'm being honest.
I think if everyone in the world could, it would be like jerking off.
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I've never thought about it that way.
But is that the
someone who literally took their rig out rib out to do that it's it's a rumor about marilyn manson
it's like one of the most popular middle school rumors that go around he's denied it like 100
times yeah i don't think it's i don't think josh is gonna be the first to do i think it's real i
think he did it did you know it was marilyn manson oh i forgot that part but i remember it being like
a thing that would get brought up all the time it was like some bro oh no that'd be sick though if someone in my middle school just took out their
yeah that'd be dope well how do you i don't even know how that whatever i'm done with how that
rumor starts no how that that that helps you flexible not having a then you can like yeah
what do you can like that's what's like holding you up here all the way back
like your rib is like
right so it's like
now you can like
it could be like
a contortionist
a little bit
yeah
alright
I think contortionists
sometimes do it too
yeah probably
you know those women
that like get into boxes
and they're like
all like twisted up
yeah Ocean's Eleven
or
Sue Tildew
what is that
the circus show
circus
circus
not
Cirque du
Sue
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betterhelp.com let's get back to the show cardi b exposes bella porch this is this one i saw so
bella porch is the girl who has the most watched tiktok ever yes the little baby face one yeah yeah well she's like yeah that little
shit yeah so she she is launching a music career and uh she put comments on post about a reason
recent music drop saying better than any cardi album it turns out though that bella it followed
cardi b and had in the past dmi B Bella Portia DM Cardi B
saying, hi, I'm a huge fan of your music.
It's kind of a snake move then
to be like better. That's hilarious.
That's so embarrassing.
Yeah, that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
How do you not go back and delete that DM?
Yeah. Like, come on, cover your tracks.
And why did she randomly just come for Cardi B?
Strange.
Cardi B is somebody I wouldn't come after either.
No.
Maybe she just wanted her attention and thought this would make them friends.
It didn't work out.
Maybe.
No, it didn't work out at all.
I feel like that's a weird way to make friends, though, by dissing their entire career.
Drake disses his dad's tattoo of him.
Drake's dad got a tattoo of him.
Drake is not happy with the outcome, saying, I was just sitting here thinking, why you
like this?
We family.
Do they get along?
Drake and his dad?
Yeah, they always post videos together.
Don't they?
I mean, I think he's like posting the laughing emojis after, right?
Like if you see the actual caption, there's laughing emojis.
So he could have been like, damn, this looks bad.
It kind of looks like he has, I know it's not, but the shirt collar, the way it goes,
it makes it look like he has a massive goatee. The you know what i'm saying oh it does i do know what you're
saying it does yeah it almost makes it look like drake is like an evil villain yeah it also looks
like degrassi drake not it doesn't really look like him at all no it doesn't look like it's like
cousin drake uh all right some bff stuff still softish part two bryce and josh t is going to landon's house
to record still softest part two about huddy is this happening it was kind of it was just a joke
like bryce did text me he was like should we actually do it and i was like man it's kind of
like kicking a dead horse you know what i mean like chase already got his girl taken it's like
i don't want to kick him while he's down. That's just messed up.
Did you ask Landon to come on the show?
We did.
I talked to him at Nessa's birthday party for like a good like hour about it.
And he was like, he kind of kept tiptoeing back and forth.
And then, you know, like Charlie would come in the room and then he'd like maybe change his tone.
And then she'd leave.
And then it would go back to like being like, oh, maybe I will come on.
So I don't know.
I don't know.
I think he would.
I think he was just like he didn't want to come on. And then it'd be a show where it was just like we're like we fucking
hate you or like you were like oh i don't like you that i know i know i don't know why people
think that no yeah we must have a bad reputation for some reason you were nervous to come on too
i know why i literally said i was like i don't know i was like freaking about it yeah let me
text me i'm so nervous. I have anxiety.
I'm like, I wasn't nervous for like any of the other stuff I was doing last week.
And for some reason I was like, I'm nervous.
Wait, you texted Bree saying you're nervous and not you didn't tell me you're nervous.
One, I don't have your number to I we are friends.
Yeah.
Unless you told them different.
No, I said that we text all the time, but we've only ever met one time.
Really?
Yeah.
Maybe I just feel like I know you because I like DM every story or of yours or something yeah we always go back and forth but so wait do you
think you know her better than you know me like we i feel like we talk we like talk we've tried
to get together many times and then i think i'm wrong okay i think we just stopped trying to get
together because we're always in different states yeah yeah but like i see d i d i've seen
dave in person more anyways yeah i should have dm'd you that i was nervous sorry i'm surprised
you'd be nervous me too i'm fine now yeah it's easy right um this i've heard is something that
we are about to watch live done and josh read fan fiction. We were talking about this a little bit before the show,
and I don't know what to expect,
but I think it's going to be a little bit cringy,
so let's, maybe not.
Liv and Josh, number one.
Maybe a little.
All right, let's see what we got.
If I don't get you off at least twice,
I will be like a ghost around the house
who hardly noticed me.
But if I do, you belong to me.
Oh my God.
I think you texted me something like that last week.
Which part?
That whole line.
Dude, I didn't.
You literally didn't.
I didn't.
Yo, Matt, start filming.
I mean, maybe.
Maybe.
I didn't.
It was a joke.
It was just a comedic joke.
What?
Just a comedic joke, you sure?
Even before you get there, what's fan fiction? I don't get it. I know what it is.
So fan fiction is like essentially like on Wattpad, this like website.
People will create all these like fake stories about influencers or famous people, celebrities, anyone that they like enjoy, I guess, watching on, on you know social media or tv or whatnot
but it was an old thing we used to do in sway uh we would like read our fan fiction that fans
would make about us and just kind of like cringe to it or like react to it a little bit and i was
like livy dunn was over we were gonna film like a video where she was gonna teach gymnastics but
we did not have enough time for nesta's party so So I was like, let's just do a throwback. We'll read her dirty fanfic.
Got it.
Here's the, yeah, here's the longer version.
She changed into her favorite pink bikini and walked downstairs.
Hey, Kevin, I'm going for a swim.
Want to join?
She asked with a grin.
He couldn't help but notice how good she looked.
Their lips met and it was instant magic.
The kiss quickly deepened and Olivia have she would have to pull back
But it was the best kiss of her life
Then without warning she felt a jolt of pleasure course through her body sand massively
Over her bikini bottoms. Oh wow this guy's got a hand game over the
Mind now her body had other plans as if acting on their own her hands pushed down her bottoms to give them
Full access how long has it been since you had some good deep?
Way too long, and I don't think
The one time I had sex would count as a good
deep
He barely got it all the way in before he finished so you better be fucking good
Otherwise you were really just a waste
of space who ruined my family.
She whispered softly.
I didn't hear you. He said a bit
louder.
I know. Why do we gotta
keep watching? Can we cut this off?
This is what makes me not
want to do BFFs.
You're creepy and old.
Yeah, that was weird.
It's a 16-minute video. me not want to do BFFs. Yeah. Creepy and old. Yeah, that was weird. Josh, I watched...
I know, we actually, like...
It's a 16-minute video.
Jesus.
And were you going to literally let it all say...
No, that's like a 50-second cut.
If I didn't say stop, if I didn't say stop, we're going to watch 16 minutes.
No, I had 10 more seconds on that one.
Josh, I watched the other day, like, 15 times that video of, like, you doing that, like,
thing, and I was actually, like actually cracking up at my phone. I had
to keep watching. Give Remy one.
Give Remy one. Show her one. Guys, guys.
Give Remy one. Come on.
We're not making this a thing every time people come on
and I'm doing it. Why? Bring it back.
Yeah, bring it back. I can't bring it back.
You have the haircut and everything.
But what does it mean?
What does it mean that everyone is screaming?
I don't even know. It's supposed to be a hot thing for younger girls.
I guess it was.
Like a WWE finishing move.
It's like fan fiction without the words.
It's like a panty dropper.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like the Elvis shake.
Kind of.
That would get me every time.
That was gross.
What we just watched.
I was uncomfortable. That's kind of the point we just watched. What? Like. I was.
Out of the point of the video.
Yeah. But there has to be consideration of the age gaps of me sitting here having to like.
And Austin is just going to let roll.
Who are these people who write that they should be in prison?
That's what we were saying.
You have to actually stop.
How old are they, though?
Like, you know, usually like 12.
Yeah.
Oh, just.
Oh, I know.
They spelled some words wrong.
Like they spelled like clut instead of clit.
I feel like I need a shower now.
Videos to react to.
We got one video and then we can mercilessly like,
I don't know if I said that word right,
but like get out of here.
Oh yeah.
I have a shot I can take.
Yeah.
Here he is.
Happy birthday. Wait, wait, what? that was it's just so funny that she everyone's like yes take the shot
and then you're right i i think i created that.
I didn't create it.
What do you mean?
You created taking a shot?
You created Kim K?
I'm going to explain.
Maybe you don't.
There was a much larger video out.
And I said, hey, Austin, can you combine this?
So it goes right from her being like, give me a shot.
Yay. To her. Like that is a condensed version. That's the only video I've seen. Austin, can you combine this? So it goes right from her being like, give me a shot, yay, to her joking.
Like that is a condensed version.
That's the only video I've seen.
And Austin, who created that?
Well, me technically, but it was your idea.
But it was your idea.
That video that is everywhere was created by us.
Too bad you guys didn't put a Barstool logo on it. No, I don't know that we can put it on Kim K's.
It actually starts. Silvana watch it
start cracking up, I'm like what are you watching
I did it, I sent it, did it
bang viral
that's where it came from
I feel what she feels
when you take a shot it just goes down the wrong pipe
oh I don't think she's a big drinker
I hate shots
I hate them I rarely. I hate them.
I rarely do.
Do you like shots?
No, I hate them, but I'll do them.
Yeah, I'll do them.
I like tequila shots.
They're like the best.
Gotta get drunk fast.
It's annoying to like sip on a drink.
That's a good philosophy.
All right.
Good way to start the night.
Yeah, that's everything.
Remy, what can we look for you next?
Like what's next for you?
I have the second drop of my clothing line coming out on September 8th.
Is it new clothes or the same?
New clothes.
Would you like some?
Yes, of course.
You should do a photo shoot on a horse.
I'm just saying that would be a huge fuck you to that one.
Yeah, I should do that, actually.
That would be kind of cool.
That would be so awesome.
I started doing clothing hauls based on hers.
Oh, yeah.
I remember people were sending me that. They were like, oh, so awesome. I started doing clothing hauls based on hers. Oh, yeah. I remember.
People were sending me that. Yeah.
They were like, oh, my God.
Dave's doing clothing hauls.
Love it.
Yeah.
I've done a couple of them, like vintage store clothing hauls.
And yours were the first I saw.
It's like, so.
Thanks.
Whatever.
I still like you.
We have a Fuck, Marry, Kill.
It was made in the background.
I haven't seen it yet.
But if we want to play it.
I mean, why not?
Dave's like done.
He's like, I'm over this.
I don't care. We can do it. Fuck, Mar it fuck marikel real quick what does that say behind you don't give don't give up the ship it's like
an old navy sting so i have a lot of people who come for me and it's like sticking to your guns
in the face of controversy basically nice but it's a very famous like pretty very famous it's
like the basically the slogan in the Navy.
Okay.
Don't give up the ship.
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made for you oh yeah so we have kit keenan uh lauren wolf or bridget wait this is so bad
you're the one who requested it you did you literally requested why don't i get to play
they're gonna be mad okay um oh um is kit is kit keenan a hamptons person like she's
hampton city yeah yeah all right yeah yeah that's what i thought yeah i feel like josh
it's like your type right she's very attractive yes okay fuck mary hill um um are these all hamptons people no they're like new york influencers
um okay what's her instagram like for a friend fuck her name is marie this is so bad lauren
i don't you're killing kit honorary kill okay we have jonah jonah hill
andy sandberg or justin prentice is there any rationale for these people no they just made it
in the back no dev dev took it as an insult that we didn't have someone has to this had to be yeah
this is made for you for you like how did you guys know i love justin that's so i don't know okay um
fuck justin marry jonah hill kill andy what i'm like in love with jonah hill it's like a thing That's so weird. I don't know. Okay. Fuck Justin. Marry Jonah Hill. Kill Andy.
What?
I'm like in love with Jonah Hill.
It's like a thing.
I would marry Jonah.
Yeah, but I would kill Justin, I think.
What?
But also Jonah, I feel like wouldn't be loyal.
So maybe.
You don't think Jonah would be loyal?
No, I've heard he's not.
Really?
Who is Justin Prentice?
He was on.
He was like the bully rapist.
He was a rapist.
So I can't get past that.
I know, but it's like not him.
13 reasons why.
I love him.
Not like a real life rapist.
I understood.
I understood.
Okay, fuck Brie.
Marry Josh.
Kill Dave.
Only because, you know, I can't say either of those.
I'm friends with your girlfriend and it's not respectful
it's a good political choice
it's an absolute cop out
sucks to suck Dave
like I mean
you asked for fuck marry kill
you got it
you got me asked for Remy
alright thank you for coming on Remy
I'm sure I'll see you soon
alright see you soon. Thanks for having me. All right. See you guys later.
See ya.
All right.
Bye.
Bye.