BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - THE LAST BFFS OF 2023 — BFFs EP. 157

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

Bri is back from Australia for the last BFFs of 2023 and we get into headlines where Taylor Swift won TIME person of the year and finally went at Kim Kardashian in public, Dave getting a very special reaction to his compilation of trashing Kim, Selena Gomez dating Benny Blanco, Morgan Wallen and Josie Canseco spotted on a date, Jada Pinkett Smith still talking about the slap, Matt Rife beefing with a 6 year old, Jeff Bezos’ neighbors angry at him for not participating in cleanup day, Rubi Rose’s biggest OF fan not leaving her alone, Olivia Rodrigo accidentally following her ex, and Trisha Paytas thinking “The Idol” is about her life. We finish with BFFs Corner where we go through the fans favorite moments from the pod in 2023, Bri’s trip to Austrailia, Dave going to the Army Navy game, and we finish with a recap of our 2023 predictions and predicting what will happen in 2024. Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Rent App: Head to https://Rent.app/barstool for $50 off your first rent payment and download Rent app in the App store today Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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week yeah that was a wild move you did last week why i told austin like months ago that i was taking that week off oh austin i don't recall that but i was she did tell me sunday that she's not there and josh peck is replacing she definitely didn't tell me months ago josh peck was replaced no no i didn't know who was going to replace me but no i thought it was crazy like you want to ask us like hey josh dave do you guys want josh peck well it's supposed to be a surprise and he's a good guest he everyone liked him last time he was on the pod yeah i guess yeah it would have sucked if you guys were like fuck i don't fuck this guy um but you can't not like josh peck yeah we we liked him yeah he was good yeah it was a good pod yeah starting with taylor swift

for the nine millionth straight time she's the time person of the year good for her i personally liked we haven't seen a ton of this but she went directly after kim kardashian you have a fully manufactured frame job and an illegally recorded phone call which kim kardashian you have a fully manufactured frame job and in a legally recorded phone call which kim kardashian edited and then put out to say everyone uh to everyone that was a liar that took me down psychologically to a place i've never been before i moved to a foreign country i didn't leave a rental house for a year i was afraid to get on phone calls i pushed away most people in life because i didn't trust anyone anymore i I went down a really, really hard. I went down this. Yeah, this, this is what I've been saying about Kim Kardashian in relation to Taylor Swift for years. Since we started this podcast, I've gone

in this rant. And at times I feel like I'm taking crazy pills because it's like i feel like the outside world loves kim kardashian it's like she's vile she's a vile human so good for taylor for finally airing her out um we put together this video that you know it's just i've talked about nine million times good job by the editing crew but it is the rant that i've done like seven million trillion times oh look it's blonde brie swifty right oh yeah i had her back in the whole kanye thing people don't remember i'll set the stage real quick that fucking rat kim kardashian edited the phone call to make it seem like tell us what's a liar and then they go to tmz they're like oh she cleared it she didn't fucking clear it you fucking snake rat. Tell us what went into hiding for like a year.

Vile stuff. This is fucking jail time, you big booty. I'm not going to say it. You big booty woman. Jail time. To me, this is like jail. This girl should be in prison. Kim Kardashian should be thrown in prison.

I just hate fucking injustice and scumbags and fucking dishonest, treacherous leeches. I fucking hate Kim Kardashianardashian she's like i didn't edit anything yeah you did you dumb nitwit just shut up her own up to it if it was murder she's in jail for accessory to murder that's for sure well good thing it wasn't murdered right might as well have been in my book if i were taylor i would have security waiting at the entrance and i would throw handcuffs on her and drag her to jail kim k uses speak now in her ig story i saw this kim k i've never seen anybody try to suck up like she is to taylor swift you're dead to us north also posted a tiktok of her and kim doing a dance of taylor swift song shake it off fuck that you don't have the right

kardashian to listen to taylor swift's music you don't listen to fucking anti-hero not once we all remember what you did with kanye we don't want any part of you by the way i i don't care for kim swift and drake allegedly have a diss track together about kanye yes and kim yes now i'm here for that now we got bad blood so i've been riding that train and by the way my canes came thank god oh wow yep perfect wait okay has kim ever like responded to it or said anything about it as far as i can tell no and and that was also an article i think it was from tmz saying that she has never apologized not once for it which is crazy i don't know if i like something the amount that you hate kim k. It just goes against everything.

Such passion. Everything I believe in, which is that. It's just to edit a phone call and release it when you're as big as Kim is and Kanye is just such a treacherous move that it drove me nuts. That's what made me start really liking taylor so um you hate kanye as much as you hate kim right oh i hate kanye more i was gonna say you gotta hate you yeah i don't i don't think kim kardashian is like hates jews i think kanye does so as a jew um if someone's

like i hate jews and like think hitler was pretty good guy, I generally tend not to like him. That's valid. That makes sense. Yeah. And it's wild because Kanye, people just give him a free pass. Another free pass guy. I know he's back with his music and everyone's just like, it's fine. Nothing ever happened.

Everyone loves him again. It's kind of fucking crazy that that can just happen. People forget about it. And it always does with him, by the way. It doesn't matter what he does. He may just get the, he's super talented, clear. Like, oh, he's just a talented, crazy person. But yeah.

He gets the crazy pass. He gets a free pass like nobody else in the world. Like, I get brought down for shit or try to, like, a bad. He literally is like, I think Hitler was pretty good. Whatever. I think you just need to probably come out with like two or three more slapper diss tracks, Dave, and everyone will forget about all the bad shit.

Maybe like fire shoes or something. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. A little quick line. Was there any reactions to that video? What video? That compilation. Or I guess it wasn't the video.

Never mind. I don't know if you wanted to publicly talk about that. What? I don't know what you're talking about. Wait, what video? He's talking in code maybe. I don't know what you're talking about. We can cut this, but the reaction that you got to someone seeing that video.

Oh. I have it on authority through my inner circle. Oh, okay. it on authority through my inner circle okay that somebody's whose name rhymes with uh baylor mift saw the video that i made and was like incredible who the fuck do you know in this circle i have connections in the circle but i'm not getting like i'm always i'm always kind of like whoa meet greet meet and greet meet and greet meet and greet meet and greet and i'm not getting there so i don't i don't know i think you got to do like five more of those videos and maybe you're in meet and greet maybe i yeah or maybe 9 000 more pages taylor swiss birthday coming up happy birthday mother good for her um

happy birthday mother she's still dating travis kelsey everything seems to be going great yeah she was there to watch them lose to the bills baby yeah yeah yeah that was a big win for the bills uh big win so excited needed that one i think we have enough of the tailor for today um selena gomez defends dating benny blanco i saw this who what so i don't really know who is benny blanco benny blanco is like a pop writer he's like a songwriter producer yeah producer he's he's produced like some of the biggest hits so what's the problem with selena dating benny blanco uh people you know about apparently he like so a long time ago when he was coming out with this or maybe not that long ago like two years or three years ago i thought it was he was

coming out with this song with justin bieber and at the time kind of like took a shot at selena i believe and called her like a cookie cutter pop star or something like that and then uh so like a bunch of her fans are really pissed at um him and being like we're never gonna forget what you said we're never gonna like forgive you blah blah blah so it's kind of like uh you know selena gomez kind of has like a little bit of that cultish fan group around her you know what i mean like in a good way not in a negative cult in one of those positive cult ways you know you know so anyways she has those fans that just like ride or die for her and um they never forget she's in the comments like defending them yeah she's like this is the happiest i've ever been he's my absolute everything in my heart she really is in

love which is crazy that someone well not that she's in love, good for Manny Blanco and her, but when you're that massive that you'd be getting into it with the trolls in your comment section. I know. She's kind of known to do that, though. Yeah. Oh, she is? Yeah, which is kind of fair. I feel like because she gets so much shit.

Why not, right? She's like the only celebrity I know that goes back at people in their comments. Fuck. Cool girl. Chrissy Teigen. She does too? Chrissy Teigen was a big, big goal in the comments. That's how I ended up.

I kind of like it. Yeah, that's how I ended up talking to her because I was making fun of her one time. Hells bells. Yeah, I was making fun of her because she was at, I yeah i was making fun of her and i because she was at i think a victoria's secret fashion show and i was saying she was trying so hard to be like cool girl chrissy and then uh kansas swainpole this is like internet 1.0 kansas swainpole for my money in her prime is the hottest sexiest woman who's ever lived she's just diabolically attractive so she was walking on the runway and i and i stopped to make a video like with my eye

my phone i'm putting all the videos together takes me a long time i'm not talented at that meanwhile while i'm putting this video together chrissy Teigen was clapping back at me for calling her cool girl Chrissy. But I didn't realize it because I'm putting my Hell's Bells video together. And Hell's Bells is the song I used for when Candace Swainpole is walking down the runway. And everyone's like, oh, my God, Chrissy Teigen murdered Dave because I didn't know. Like, she was just hammering me and I didn't know it because I was making a Hell's Bells video. It's kind of like a well-known old school Barstool moment. Ended up meeting Chrissy Teigen.

I really like her. So that's the more of that story. How'd the video turn out? Oh, it was awesome. Tits, like, ass, Hell's Bells. That was like old school Barstool. I really had it going do you guys know who candace wayne pole is do you know blonde blonde victoria secret angel no i

don't she i think we've shown she is i think you will if you see her she is definitely shown already made this comment about yeah she's my all-time if you can take anyone in their prime she's my number one of all time. I think she's the prettiest woman who ever lived. Yes, she is. She's pretty. Understood. But I think you've said that.

I've said this about you saying it about 10 different women, I think. Nope. Who else did you do? Jessica Alba? One of the prettiest women someone said jessica someone put a compilation together jessica biel one of the prettiest women who ever lived actually we actually asked for people's favorite moments for the pod this year and one of them was dave saying every girl is the prettiest for his money girl that's ever lived thank you very much thank

you very much case closed he just loves. Case closed. He just loves women. Hey, there's nothing wrong with loving women. I don't think I've ever put anybody above Candace Swainpole. I thought that Jessica Biel was your number one. Who's the mom and daughter? Cindy Crawford, one of the prettiest women who ever lived. What's going on, Dave? Morgan Wallen and Josie can say go spot a date

morgan wall and josie can say go speculatively dating after spending two hours at a london bar together what do i think this couple i don't think they're a couple they're fucking i can't see this ever being a real couple why not wait a sec i'll just i'll text Josie. Oh, nice. I don't know. Her taste in men are so all over the board. I don't know. I don't. You dating Morgan Wallen?

Let us know what she says. Fucking. Or just fucking. That's a DP text. On the sheet. Yep. You sent her 400 bucks? Yeah.

Why? It was probably like poker or something like that. There's canes that's right in my face. I can't stop eating it. He's chewing ASMR. He looks in pain a little. I know. He makes eating look like it hurts.

No, it felt great. Jada Pinkett Smith still won't drop the Will Smith slap. She just talks a lot. They both talk a lot. She said the slap saved marriage. But I like Will Smith. I love Will Smith. I used to, not so much anymore. It's hard. Jada's making it

kind of hard. Jada's making it hard to like Will? No, Jada just makes me not like her more and more every day. But they're still together will slap chris rock you can't do that yeah i know that sucks but i think he was i'm gonna throw this i gotta say i for my own mental i have to just think he was drove to that point you know matt rife has beef with a six-year-old tiktoker bunny hadaya posted a video of her son correcting Matt Reif, saying Saturn has more rings than Jupiter, and that he's mean to girls.

Matt Reif then commented back, saying Santa Claus wasn't real. His mom buys his presents with money she makes on OnlyFans. I like Matt. I have no problem with, listen, the internet's a great equalizer. You come at him, he has every right to come back at you. I have no problem with Matt Reif here. This is crazy. I kind of like it.

Now, this I think is funny. I want the kid to come back at Matt again. The kid needs to come back. He needs to keep going. Matt Reif, since he came on this podcast, has just been torn to shreds. I feel like the whole world has turned on him. But, I mean, he has to know some people like do you guys find that funny i think it's funny when you're beefing like a grown man

beefing with a six-year-old that's funny yeah as long yeah it's funny on the internet it's funny maybe not in person it's funny i thought i was beefing i did a pizza review that'll come out i was beefing with a bunch of teenagers i fucking hated them i i usually like kids and young like i can get along these kids were teenagers are the scariest they were so fucking obnoxious and stupid and dumb and i was like what they say to you they were just they weren't even making sense and they wouldn't leave me alone and it's like i was just aggravated it really like i was so happy that i didn't have kids around these kids i was like whose parent where the parents be you fucking losers um tom brady and iran shake spod together

okay hot couple has dave gone out for a basil no i was at army navy which i had the time of my life yeah i saw you shooting the hell out of a t-shirt gun and i fired the cannon on the opening kickoff for army which is a super cool honor yeah i saw that that was pretty dope how how loud was it loud i was like scared of it a little like pressure like i i didn't know what to expect you know because there's no practice you're like shooting a fucking cannon so yeah you don't really get a warm up. Right. Did the bum shoulder affect it at all?

Oh, yeah. I'm always at a disadvantage. I thought about that, too. Wow. Jeff Bezos's neighbors are mad he didn't pick up the trash. After Jeff Bezos didn't pick up trash in his ultra-exclusive Seattle area enclose annual day of service, his angry neighbors are accusing Bezos of acting like he owns the place.

Listen, you don't have to like Bezos, but you also don't have to participate in what do they call it? Annual day of service. Yeah, I'm confused. He didn't pick up trash off of his own property. No, I think they like around and clean the community. They clean the neighborhood, essentially, yeah. Oh, so it's like everyone come out and we're cleaning that street.

Yeah, if I'm Bezos, I'm not doing that either. I don't want to go make small talk with all you little people. I own the world, pretty much. Yeah, like I have to go walk around the neighborhood and pick up trash because you said so. I keep my shit clean. Yeah, he keeps have to go walk around the neighborhood and pick up trash because you said so. I keep my shit clean. Yeah, he keeps his shit tight. I bet you his property is probably the cleanest property.

A hundred percent. He's got like three million people on it probably, like just clean. All cleaning. Yeah. Should have just sent a clone or something. Squeaky clean head too. It would have been chill. I thought we already talked about this last week.

Ruby Rose's number one OnlyFans spender won't leave her alone. Oh, after meeting her number one OnlyFans spender, it seems Ruby Rose gave him her phone number, and he has not left her alone since spending $30,000 more on her OnlyFans promising her 10 Bitcoin versus $400K and even tattooing a picture of her face on him to prove his loyalty to her. Well, duh. When does this cross the line of stalking?

Never. Ever? No. Oh, my God my god would that's so freaky to find someone with your face tattooed on you no never it crosses the line in my mind if you never meet the guy but once what is this these are all the texts that he sent her on Instagram. And what, she publishing this? Yeah. Yeah. Buddy, don't meet your super fan. Well, she said she ran into text messages. That was part of it. This is disturbing. He's disturbing. She said she ran into him.

It wasn't like a meet and greet when everyone was like, you did not run into him. He found you. He was probably stalking her. Oh. Well, if she didn't set it up, that's different. Yeah. No, I don't think she did. I think-

Well, why is she giving her- Her right mind should never do that. Why would you give a guy you bump into the street your number? That's weird to me, too. I don't know why you'd do that. Just give a fake number if he asks you. Yeah. Just throw a five in there somewhere.

I literally, when people ask me for my number, I go, are you crazy? I'm not giving you my number. I literally would say, no shot, buddy. Also, why doesn't she just block him? Yeah, right? Yeah, you could just block him. Girls never know how to block.

Yeah, girls are so reluctant to block. It's crazy. I know, and it doesn't even make any sense. Really? It doesn't even make any sense. I? It doesn't even make any sense. I get a lot of people blocked. Oh. I think all my girlfriends block so many people.

Yeah, right. What, girls just don't want to block you guys because you're too cool? Well, I wasn't talking about myself. I was talking about girls not wanting to block other dudes. And they're like, he never leaves me alone. He always texts me. And then it's like, okay, block him. And then she's like, well, I don't want to be mean. Yeah, right. about girls not wanting to block other dudes and they're like he never leaves me alone he always texts me and then it's like okay block him and she's like well i don't want to be mean yeah right josh that's like verbatim that that josh just that was like a real thing the way josh thank

girls do do what he just said they do do because they sneaky want the attention they do they want the attention they have no answer when you confront them on what Josh just said block them it's like well then don't complain like either walk you gotta pick either or for sure you either gotta go with the block or don't block and realize like hey I like the attention

here be honest with yourself be honest with me come on it sounds like a personal issue but it really isn't it really is not girls just block them yeah do olivia rodrigo reveals she accidentally followed her ex olivia rodrigo finally admitted that she actually followed her ex joshua bassett who uh the song driver's license was about while she was stalking him oh Oh, that sucks. She also only followed zero people. Oh, God.

So it went zero to one and then to zero? Oh, God. That sucks. What an ego boost for the ex. I know. Wow. That little tap of the follow. That's good.

And she followed zero people? I would never know if someone did that. I guess she has zero becomes a thing. It's the fans that definitely. Yeah. Right. How do they find things out so fast? Like,

do you think they're always looking at their pages? Like, I mean, if you got 35.5 million followers on Instagram, the chance that one person is just looking at your, well, not even pretty high, not even just her,

but like when like Addison Rae and or Bryce Hall, like unfollow someone, it's always readily on T-Talk. Yeah. Which is kind of crazy. Yeah, I think that. I don't know. Someone's always stalking. Someone's looking.

Someone's looking. Now I'm confused this next part. To make matters worse, while trying to post a link to her own music video, Sabrina Carpenter, that's the rival in this whole thing right yes just got off tour with taylor swift and was the other women in driver's license accidentally posted a link to olivia's interview admitting she followed her ex whoa wow these guys gotta fucking double check these things that's crazy wait so how do you get that link though olivia so she was watching she was watching this video on youtube about olivia talking about following her ex accidentally so she had that link saved because she probably sent it to a friend and she posted that link

instead of the video that she actually wanted to post the link to what almost makes me think it's like a work like how yeah this is this is starting to make me think are they going to come out with like a trio song i don't know what's what exactly three uh a trio song who would be the third person trial who's okay what the joshua kid sings too yeah they're all singers oh maybe they're starting a band. Aren't they all from High School Musical? I don't know. I actually think something's up. I think Josh is right. You can't both

fuck that up. No, no. It's too much. You also have to look at that YouTube video while you click the three dots to send share. Yeah, like there's no way. It's gotta be a marketing scheme. 100%. And they fooled us. They just fooled us. No, we just fucking got to the bottom of it. We did. Oh, okay. Yeah, like there's no way. It's got to be a marketing scheme. 100%. And they fooled us. They just fooled us. No, we just fucking got to the bottom of it.

We did. Oh, okay. Yeah, I like looking at it that way. Have you guys ever got caught stalking your ex on social media? Yep. No. How do you get caught doing that? It's the easy like accidental like.

What did you do? Accidental like. You liked what? Just a photo? I liked a photo. Did they say anything? Gotcha. No, but you know they know you know they know was it a recent one or like years back uh it was like two years ago no i mean like scrolling was it like a recent photo you're

like way deep no like it was like back oh that's even worse if it's like a really far down photo like i was just like you've looked at like 20 of their. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, I was just like, what is it? Don't you ever like think about your exes? I'm like, what are they up to?

Nope. Well, I did two years ago and I got caught and it was really, really sad time. Hmm. Amy Roback and TJ Holmes exes are dating. These were the people from good morning America show. They start dating there.

Who? So I'll just read it. The day after Amy Rob roback and tj homes the former good morning american host who cheated on their spouses one another announced their comeback podcast amy and tj paid sick to reveal their exes marley phoebe and andrew shoe were dating after going close following the news of their former spouses cheating on them i don't think that's that unusual i don't think it really is either. You're both connecting over loss. Yeah, right. You know what I mean?

There's a little bit. There's definitely a little bit of like vengeance sex going on in your mind too. A little revenge fuck, you know? So I totally get this. I kind of am cheering for them more. 100%. I'm definitely cheering for the exes more. Go them.

I have no idea who these people are. I don't think you need to know about the people to just fall in love with the story. Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah. I like that. Someone put that on a t-shirt. Yeah, wow. God.

This next thing is insane. Which one is it? Trisha Paytas one. I didn't see this clip. Did you see this clip? No. No. So it's Trisha Paytas thinks the idol is about her life so let's see it she's so funny

oh god i think they based idol off my life because world class center sounds like freaky we're like i'm just a freak yeah and my song is like freak freak a freak to get freaky. Where she's like, I'm just a freak. Yeah, and my song is like, freak, freak, a freak to get freaky. I want to feel. It's the same. We mash it up. It's kind of the same. Is Lily Rose Depp's character? Based on me.

Do you really believe that? Maybe. Have you talked about this theory before? No. I mean, I'm sure I sound crazy. I'd probably get sued by Abel. There's been crazier things. Yeah, I wouldn't sue.

I just wanted to come back for season two. They got canceled, and I would just like, if I won the lottery, I'd pay for season two myself. I don't think she really believes it based on that do you i don't think so either i think she just says things sometimes she also said in this interview that she buys all of her songs off itunes she buys every song individually for like a dollar 29 cents yeah yeah and they were like she doesn't have spotify get it on spotify or apple and she was like but isn't there ads and they're like no you pay for it and she's like well i'm spending every every money on every song that's yeah that's ridiculous oh she's awesome all right guys quick

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What? As, like, a motivational speech. I can't laugh at this because this is crazy. Wait, what? Crazy. So somebody doesn't like him in the Bills media, Buffalo media, so they published articles.

It happened, I think, a while ago, like three or four, two years ago, but just came to light. McDermott, the the coach he's like i realized i fucked up like right away and apologized but what uh just bananas he's like hey guys let's like really communicate stay together as a team and when you're facing adversity just think about those 9-11 terrorists and how they were able to like overcome all obstacles and like blow up the trade centers what a crazy analogy how's your head gotta

go there football coaches are insane let we'll start with that they're like the craziest coaches of all sports they're the craziest thing i mean that's fucking crazy that is wild that's crazy you've got to be out of your mind how do you you even equate that? How do you even know what went on inside the plane? No, it's... You don't know if it went smoothly. Crazy. Panera Bread Charged Lemonade? It did win last week, though, so...

Huge. Panera Bread Charged Lemonade has claimed its second life after a 46-year-old man who had an unspecified chromosomal deficiency disorder drank the lemonade daily in three cups on the day of his death the wait it's

charged with Panera bread charged lemonade yeah it has like 390 milligrams of caffeine and it's back this is yeah how didn't they ban it after the first person died I'm confused what is this story a guy drank And it's back. Yeah. How didn't they ban it after the first person died?

I'm confused. What is this story? A guy drank three cups of the Panera Bread charged lemonade, and he's the second person to die from drinking it. What is Panera charged lemonade? It's a thing they came out with just like hyper caffeinated. It's lemonade with 390 milligrams of caffeine. How much does like a cup of coffee have? 80 to 100.

We said all this. We're going in loops. Drank the daily lemonade in three cups on the day of his death. They're charged liquid caffeine. It's too hard stuff. It's like an energy drink. Got it. So has anyone ever died from having like five Red Bulls?

I don't know. I don't even think that equals as much caffeine that's in a charged lemonade. How did I not know about this charged lemonade? I don't know. Are you going to try it? No. I'm just surprised. I like Panera.

Yeah, you used to eat. That's all you used to eat, right? Yeah. But I never had the charged lemonade well i think it's new but now people are dying from it so i think they'll probably get rid of it um already being if you get there quick though you might be able to get a glass if you try one you're not going to die unless more than likely more than likely you won't die he's older cardi b and offset have split again oh they split all the time uh i think they've split before i just feel i don't understand like if you split once to me

that's the end of a relationship do you think you could get you could break up and then get back together uh not healthily yeah exactly i don't think it really works me either reviewing the movies you know that happens in movies it's not real life reviewing after cheating sorry no go ahead are you good i i cut you off she said especially when there's cheating yeah then it's a dead. Reviewing Baba Venga's 2023 predictions, a blind Bulgarian psychic or prophet who correctly predicted 9-11 as 80% correction rate. We really got a theme to the show today.

Doom and gloom. 9-11. 9-11. That's what I was thinking too, Brie. 80% correction rate had some unsettling predictions for 2023 that the BFs that we went over at the end of 2022. Let's see how we did um number one disastrous what disastrous solar storms

i don't even understand these things disastrous solar storms bio-westing bio-weapon testing on humans earth's orbit to shift a nuclear explosion and end to natural births so she's over five no this is yeah this is what she predicted last year that we went over yeah none of these happened no literally none i don't think guys she died 25 years ago so how these are old ass predictions she has for each for this year like she made predictions for a bunch of years yeah she's wrong she had five predictions for this year all of she made predictions for a bunch of years. Yeah, she's wrong. She had five predictions for this year. All of them.

Wrong. Yeah, I wouldn't bet on her. She was hot for a while. She went on her little streak. She kind of lost it though. Yeah, back in... Fucking what, 02? I think it was 01.

Shit. Do you? What year was 9-11? 2001. Yeah. You got to know this. Yeah. Yeah.

This is like one of the great American tragedies. I thought it was 2002 for some reason. No. No. 2001. You should know this. I'm Canadian. I just know 9-11.

I just didn't know the year. No, I could see it. She kind of forgot, eh? No, the 9-11 part sometimes I'm like oh 2000 2001 I did not forget last episode of the year

I don't like this theme this is the last episode of the year so right now yep this is the last episode ever of the year yep

wow forever for the wow wish we had a confetti cannon yeah or something exciting how many weeks off is that then like four

just two oh um seems like four it seems like it's. How many weeks off is that then? Just two. Oh. Seems like four. It seems like it's going to be four weeks off. See, that was hard math for you. It's like we're in mid-December, you guys. Oh, wow. Yeah, true.

Time flies when you're having fun. Yeah, time flies when you're having fun. So here are some nominees, I guess, for the favorite moments of 2023 from our show. Who came up with these? They all say, I guess, for the favorite moments of 2023 from our show. Who came up with these? They all say, I see my name. Those are the most common ones. Dave's saying he likes fat kids so he can poke them in the belly button. I don't know if I'm saying that.

That's my favorite now, too. I don't even remember saying that. I think I do kind of you hate kids yeah yeah yeah i'm a dog guy you hate fat kids too no i prefer a kid to be fat than skinny why they're more funny when they're fat aren't yeah yeah poke them in the belly button that's the best moment of the year i agree that's hilarious. What was that noise you made? Oh, that's so good. I don't know.

That's up there. Oh, mine might be Dave asking Dream if he was autistic. That was crazy, Dave. You asking Dream if he was autistic was crazy. Roll the clip. The algorithm is kind of user-based, but generally it's like I looked into descriptions and titles and thumbnails

and how videos actually work, intros, like all those things matter. It's like, it's the little things. Are you autistic? I think I'm on the spectrum. I don't know. I don't know where, but I'm sorry. What you come across is very intelligent

and like maybe like, you know, like child prodigy, the way you're talking, which kind of makes sense with everything you're saying. You look like you're going to throw up. I know I was trying so hard not to laugh. Holy cow. It was like, it was like word block. There was a lot that led up to it.

It wasn't just that. I didn't mean it in a bad way. You couldn't get it out. The way he starts talking, like Dream is talking at the start of the video. You just know it's coming to like it's you're like mad at him almost no oh we skipped dave ranting on about the demelios let's do that one i mean i've this is fun for me the demelios are full of shit allMayos are full of shit. All right? They're full of shit, period. You have recently turned.

You used to not say anything bad about the DeMayos. Until we got a preemptive message. I don't remember which one. We'll only go on your podcast, Plan Brie, and they won't go on BFFs. Well, fuck them. When Dixie came on Plan Brie, she said she never said she didn't want to do BFFs, that it was her team. What are we doing? Your mic was loud that day.

Like, you won't go on this one. I don't give a fuck about any of these people stay on the good side of the street don't get on the bad side of the street i don't know what's going on it could be one big work where everyone's promoting and doing and i don't know what the fuck's going on all i know is don't preemptively be like we're not gonna come on bars on uh bfs but we will go on planet brie because that makes me hate your guts. Yeah. Anyone that goes on Planet Bree sucks.

I love that we call it Planet Bree. I know. There were definitely better moments than what's on this list. I don't know. I like the one you compared your diet to Gwyneth Paltrow's. That was overrated in the sense that it kind of is. It's not as close. I think me fighting with Kevin on the pod was pretty funny, actually.

Oh, I forgot about that. Dave's penis not fitting in his toilet. Major problem. Did you get that fixed? Yep. Nice. Was it fixed when we were there? Yep.

It was? I didn't really get a look at the toilet. I think I went in the bathroom and I was like, huh. No, it was fixed. The toilets are small. Unless you're good. I don't know. They should be fixed.

I didn't sit in your toilet, so I didn't really get the full... Yeah, you have to sit. Yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course. It doesn't really work standing. Are we playing any more of these? Or are we just going to freeze?

If there's anything that you want to play, you can move to the next one. You'll go to the next one. You can just put them in there, right? Yeah. Bree's trip to Australia. Bree went to Australia for Zach's show, met 50 Cent, went to the zoo, now says she wants to move there with Grace and Zach. You want to move to Australia?

Just for like six months. Josh and I were talking how weird it is. Like, and Spotify raps and everyone will be like, oh, Zach Bryan, Zach Bryan. It's like so weird. It's so weird. Why is it so weird? Because it's your boyfriend. He's your boyfriend.

I know. It is kind of weird now. Like, all of my friends and like all my people that I know from home, their Spotify rap is like my boyfriend. Your boyfriend. Yes. It is kind of crazy no matter who zach bryan is and i know he's he's the shit but like he's always just gonna now be brie's boyfriend yes because because we know you why are you freaking out so bad about brie's boyfriend

yeah it's like dog it's brie's boyfriend yeah you know i know i tend to forget he's like a massive huge like the biggest guy in country music yeah yeah yeah i tend to forget he's like a massive huge like the biggest guy in country music yeah yeah yeah i tend to forget i couldn't post my spotify rap that's what i told dave i was like i can't post that oh is he on my list i was like i can't post breeze boyfriend but that that's all year we've only been dating for six months yeah but i feel like three if you guys if you guys didn't start dating it would have been like two or three. I would know who he is now with or without you. He's gotten that fucking huge. I had no idea who he was when you guys first introduced.

But, I mean, he's everywhere. So it is weird. We talked briefly. I went to Army-Navy game. I got to shoot the cannon, which was great. People are asking this robert craft so owner of the patriots this video y'all did like a drug deal yeah people thought it looked like he's begging david's begging for something look at he did like a little like

gave him like the bag or something ready get something out of his pocket yeah Ready? Get something out of his pocket. Yeah. So he's got an anti-Semitic foundation that he wears a blue square for. So it was the pin. He's like, I got an extra pin. He gave me a pin.

That's sweet. I thought it was like acid or something. No, that's what everyone thought. I thought you guys were going crazy at the game together. I fucking hate this. That would be sick. Dave lookalike TikTok. They're always ugly.

They're always fucking ugly. Let's see this ugly motherfucker. Yeah, no one ever wants to see their lookalike. This is a very violent TikTok, and that was the number one comment, is he kind of looks like Dave. Ugh. How ugly is this guy? I don't know. It's interesting what stuff they focus on. Zuckerberg?

Yeah. Every single shirt and fleece that I had on. Well, I get compared. He actually doesn't look as bad as he usually does right there. Yeah, he looks decent. It's also like two, four, four pictures, dude. Yeah. It looks like a video game.

What's this? Everyone loves Dave Portnoy rants? By these fucking fragile little pussies. No fucking way. We're not putting them on the sheet. Fuck those people. Fuck them. Are you laughing?

Yeah, that kid likes it. All right, I like that little kid. That's a good kid. Yeah, that kid's awesome. That's a good kid. That kid is awesome. Got a better sense of humor than half the people on the internet. Yeah.

You're out here naming people's dogs? I always do that i've been naming i tried to like set up a whole account for that once yeah people send me their dogs and i come up with a try to name them i've been doing that for years pretty bad names dave i learn more and more about you every day dave what are you talking about those bad names brie you fucking moron fucking mush and butter it should have been mr it should have been mr mush it should have been mr mush but that's a good name what's your dog's name mr mush mr mush is good butter is just like crazy come here butter come here butter what's

wrong with that i don't know it doesn't sound like a dog name to me why butter can i ask why i just i look at the dog and you just get it it jumps in if i wasn't doing barstool i would be yet uh naming yankee candle flavors like i'm just good at that stuff flavors smells um 2023 predictions and review 2024 predictions so we did this last year so we're just going to go over what the predictions of what you said, and then we have 2024 predictions of the internet saying and whether or not, what do you think? Nope.

She did. So we got that one right? We all got that one. We were right. One for one. Move to LA, didn't happen? Nope. Josh Rich is an Alex Crowell date. Ooh, I said yes. Ooh. We did not. I got it yes. Oh, we did not. I got it right.

Josh, we'll see. You didn't get it right either. We'll see. I mean, that's kind of like. That's a noncommittal. Yeah, you didn't even give a good answer. That was probably trying to be like a flirtatious answer. I bet you 100% that's what I did. Rihanna announces a new album.

Oh, we just skipped that one. That's cool. Okay, cool. What was the one before? I'm just not sure. Rihanna announces a new album. Oh, we just skipped that one. That's cool. Okay. Cool. What was the one before? I'm just not sure. Rihanna announces a new album at Super Bowl. Okay. So we're all...

Me and Dave are right? What happened? I didn't... Did she... I wish this one was right. Zendaya and Tom Holland get engaged. Damn it. Dave was the only one that was right.

Nice job. Nice job. Thank you. TikTok gets banned in the US. We're all correct on this. Oh, yeah. Dave was the only one that was right. Nice job. Nice job. Thank you. TikTok gets banned in the US. We're all correct on this. Oh, yeah. Look at us geniuses. We're so smart.

Kim Kardashian and Tom Brady go on a date? No. No fucking way. I puke. I got that right. We got that right. Yeah. Nice.

Nice. Weren't they kind of spotted together, though? Well, that's what- That's what- No, this was before this, I believe. What? These predictions were before they were spotted. This was way before.

No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. Yeah, it was. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. This was at the end of last... That was in July. No, it wasn't.

Yes, it was. There was a little smoke. That's why it was on there. Don't be dumb. Come on, guys. Wasn't this a year ago? Guys, I have no idea. My memory sucks. They didn't call it a they didn't go look at me for memory things

pete davidson has a child coochie oh i like my answer way more i think i'm right yeah probably but we may not expect him to be, you know. Gucci. I'm keeping myself correct on that. I'm kind of the same. What? Taylor Swift has to testify against Ticketmaster? No, no, no. Boom. Nice.

Did she? No. No. Didn't want to be baited into answering. What the fuck? What are you even talking about? That was my answer now that you're happily have a boyfriend did you guys fuck in the ocean oh no come on tell us no we did not we did not i would have told you yeah she probably would have actually that's so rude

the way you did that what i would have told you to josh well i would have told you if we hung out dave all right and then these are the 2024 all right predictions predictions you guys just say what you think okay okay i need to redeem myself i feel like i didn't do that good damn what what i want to start i'm to say yes. No. I want it, yes. I want it too, but I don't think it's going to happen this year. I think no, but I want yes as well. So I'm going to go no.

Haley and Justin Bieber will be expecting a child. It's kind of, they think it's time. I think it's time. Yes. I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no. I'll give him two more years. Taylor Swift releases a new album possibly called, can't read it.

Karma. Again? Karma 2. I'm confused by this one. Well, Karma is a song. She doesn't have an album. Yeah. No. I feel like somebody knows something.

This is so specific what do we have everyone's shaking their heads well you're the one that's in the circle yeah you're on the inner circle you know they're shaking their heads yes no they're like no when i'm looking around okay so no but it has to be yes. Why would it say? Who would predict the name of the album? What are you shaking your head at, Austin? I don't know why it says possibly. I'll come up with a dev source these from popular ones on the internet, so I assume someone has a theory.

No, I'm saying no. It's probably just like a fan. It's fans. Fans. Yeah, I'm saying no. I'm saying no, too. I'm saying no. I'm saying no.

Yeah, I'm saying no. I'm saying no, too. I'm saying no. I'm saying no. Kim Kardashian will become an investor in Shark Tank. No, Shark Tank's still on. Yeah, Cuban's left. Yes, I say yes.

And one person just left, I think. Mark Cuban's leaving. Yeah. So I say yes. It seems up early. I'm going to say no. Get a little celebrity thing, help the show out. I'm going to say yes. I think she's trying to become an actress.

Yes. Zach Bryan wins a Grammy. Yes. Yeah. Josh Richards reads The Room, gets picked up by a streaming service. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, guys. Oh, again. Is this even you? Your picture doesn't even look like you. You look like Hillary Duff. You did a little self-tan, huh? Yeah, I was tan. And a Hillary Duff face.

I know. It doesn't look like me. When I saw the picture, I was like, is this edited? Who just keeps putting this on there? I would say no. Every year, people just keep saying it. You just re-signed. No. No. No.

No. No. Ariana Grande and Ricky Davidson date again? No, she's dating SpongeBob. I feel like one day this could happen. Yeah, she's dating SpongeBob. Exactly right. Not this year.

No, maybe 2027. 27 seems like the year for it, actually. I like that.'m gonna say no yes yes I cannot wait for this moment this doesn't look like me at all

put my face on something Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn will be a hit obviously I mean it's not just Lady Gaga playing Harley Quinn at That's It

for the movie though, right? Isn't it a Joker movie with her in it? Yeah, it's going to be huge. Huge smash box office hit. We already know who this is. A new Gen Z pop girl will arise and do

A-list status out of the year. They had Tate McRae. Yeah, probably. Tate's blowing up, dude. Because she can dance like a hottie. Who the fuck's Tate McRae? She's blowing up, man. I don't want myself.

What? I think I said the lyrics wrong. Do you know the song I'm talking about? Who is Tate McRae? I don't. You sound like a deaf person. Did you guys say Tate McRae is blowing up? No one's answering me. Who is Tate McRae? I don't. You sound like a deaf person. Did you guys say Tate McRae is blowing up? No one's answering me.

Who is that? Yeah, she is. Look her up. Okay. Can we look up Tate McRae? The performance she just did at the last. She started off on YouTube, actually. She would write songs and do covers, I think.

She would write little songs and sing them on YouTube, and they blow up. Everyone's saying she's going to be the next Britney Spears because she can dance like no other and she can sing and she's a dancer. The one of her dancing at the last award show, that's what's going super super viral. Dave needs

to see that and let's see if he thinks she's going to be a star even though she already is. But the next big thing. She's in like a white cutoff this one wasn't this one but oh this is a bad one this one yes oh that was cool tate mccray this is not the dancing one jay i'm not overly impressed it sounds like auto this isn't this isn't the video ah this is really didn't you say fucking me over it sounds like just an auto there's

a really good video yeah this is not what i want to show you guys no i have heard her sing videos where there is an auto tune in it and she actually just kind of has like a really unique voice. Her voice almost kind of sounds a little like auto-tune-y, if that makes sense. You know what I mean? Her voice sounds auto-tune-y? Without auto-tune. Naturally. When she did the Genius lyric video.

Yeah, yeah. Like the Genius lyric video where they'll like, you know, they'll really, they'll expose people on Genius. But her voice just kind of has that natural kind of sound to it. Okay, so you guys say yes next. Is that all? No. Wendy Williams will make a comeback. I don't know.

Please. God, please. I love her so much. What happened to Wendy Williams? Her legs gave out. Oh, damn. What? That can't be why she...

Is that like a joke? Oh, damn. That was just funny that like a joke? Oh, damn. That was just funny the way Sam said, oh, damn. It's like an old shack. Shack found out someone died one time. He's like, oh, damn. I forget who it was. I don't think her legs gave out, but something happened.

Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet will fizzle off. Yes. Fizzle the fuck out yes a streamer will go to prison for yes didn't one already do it who like somebody already did they jumped out of a plane and let the plane crash yeah that was crazy yeah he went to jail he like he like put out like a fake it was like a fake plane Misfunctioning and crashing And he streamed the entire thing And then it got found out later

That the plane was not at all in error People do crazy things for views man Yeah Everyone's punching people in the face Jeff Wittek will win his lawsuit Against David Dobrik I thought that shit was over I'll say no but I don't know.

Yeah. I'm going to say no. Yeah, I'm going to say no as well. X-Tanks and Elon Musk will sell it. No chance. No. No. I saw him at Army Navy.

He's a tall motherfucker. Big. He is a tall guy. See? Oh, really? Yeah. How tall do you think? Tall and awesome.

He's probably like 6'4". Really? Yeah, big guy. I think he's listed as like 6'0", or something. He was not 6'0". No, definitely not. Tall. Very tall.

Wow. I know he's 6'3". 6'3", yeah. He's taller than that. Yeah. So that's everything? Yep. All right.

Another year of BFFs. Wow. We did it, guys. Wow, look at us. We made it through 2024. Congrats to everybody. All right. What are you guys doing for New Year's?

I'll be in Oklahoma. Just chilling with the family. I'm actually, this part's going to have to be cut out. Can you keep my reaction of this? What are you going to do, Dave? So we have the Arizona Bowl that we do the 30th, and then I'm going to the Rose Bowl for Michigan against Alabama on January 1st.

I don't know if I'll do anything on New Year's Eve. I'll be on the West Coast. You want to come to Oklahoma? No. That's okay. Figured. You want to go to – Nope. No, I'm excited to go to Oklahoma? No. That's okay. Figured. You want to go to... Nope.

No, I'm excited to go to the Rose Bowl. Big game. Okay. Big game. All right, all right, all right. Football. All right. See you guys next year.

See you guys next year. See you next year. Bye. All right.